Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - How Much Does Trump Actually Weigh? | NANODOSE

Episode Date: August 29, 2023

On today's episode, PFT, BIlly and Big T are joined by Chaps to discuss all things current events. They get into Trumps weight and mugshot, the new Zach Bryan album and other country music and the Spanish Women's soccer coach kissing one of his players. Plus PFT and Big T recap their experience at the Barstool Sports Award show.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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Yeah, I am built different in that way. I wish I'd have done that once. Better than me. Were you nominated? That chaps didn't want. I know. Not only that, but I also podcasted from the hospital when I had a heart attack. Welcome back to nanodosing. What's up? What's up? So, Playas. It is Tuesday. It's August 29th. That's that's dangerous close to the end of summer. Happy back to

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true strains. It must be 21 or older to purchase. Please use it responsibly. All right. We're back on nanodosing. Arrian is out. He has some family stuff. I don't know. Can we say, I guess we can say it. He had a baby. Let's go, Aaron. Congrats on the sex. It was a, it's a beautiful baby. Um, congrats to him. I'm sure he'll be, uh, he'll be a proud. Papa. I'm expecting a cigar. I've never gotten a cigar when any friends have had a child. Do they still do that? Is that a thing? Yeah. Like the dad's bring one? Yeah. The dad's bring cigars for everybody. I never did it. I should have looking back big mistake. I bet you Kahn's passed out like a hundred cigars. No doubt about it. Can you smoke around a baby? Yeah, it's good for them.

Yeah, they love it. Chaps, what's up? Builds their lungs up. What's up? What's up, Billy? Yeah, Chaps is how you do it? That's a huge surprise. Uncle Chaps. Billy, you're looking good. Billy's in studio in New York right now. So it's me, Big Tea, Chaps, and then Mad Dog and McKenzie here in Chicago. And Billy's in New York. And Billy Swole Patrol out in full force. Billy misplaced his sleeves.

I'm just saying, I got a sick pump this morning, feeling good. And I was like, I'm rolling sleeveless. It's the office today. It is a macrodosing tank, though. So check it out in the barstool store. You can turn any macrosing t-shirt into a tank as well. with the little help of scissors, not included. But yeah, every, every macrodosing shirt can be turned into a tank.

Just, that's only the macrodosing shirt. It's like you're buying two shirts and one. Yeah. So like if you put like sweat stains into the shirt, like you can just cut those out and it's a tank. Boom. That's great. Damn. I think the macrodosing shirts are, they're the only shirts that we sell that are easily

convertible into a tank top. Exactly. And if you're getting jacked up like I am in the ab section, you can also cut them off like Ezekiel Elliott style. Oh, yeah. A little baby tea. A little baby tea. Speaking.

Belly shirts are kind of, belly shirts were the like goaded for football practice because you could just cut them so that it was only where the pads were. So you didn't get seriously bad under pad acne. Tell me what else was goaded for football practice? Smelling salts. Caffeine. Goated.

Different types of pre-workouts. Sneaky. I don't think caffeine's. I don't think caffeine's goaded for football practice. No, no. You know what? It's actually the greatest for football practice. You always had one buddy that had asthma.

And if you were going to hit conditioning, it was like a conditioning day, just go take a puff of some albuterol in his inhaler. Then you get, you had a little extra wind. And that was always like a go-to. Like, yeah, do you let me hit your inhaler real quick? Yeah. Opens up the lungs. Yeah. Don't, I'm not a doctor.

Also, a pre-sex inhaler is a good inhaler to have. A pre-sex inhaler? Yeah, so you're just ready to go. That's sexy. Yeah, he just open. it up. Just one second, babe. Yeah.

I'm going downstairs. Yeah. I need this long capacity. Prepare yourself. It's a two-pumpth night. I had a great time. Oh, C-4. You think that that's goaded for football practice?

I used to drink C-4 before every practice. What about the red thermases? I think those are goaded for football practice. That's like when you're in Pop Warner. When you're playing in the big D3 leagues, then you're just ripping out of the out of the trough as they say yeah the water horse yeah water buffalo

water is that what you had yeah a water buffalo uh huh we had that we just called a water horse it's just PVC pipe are you talking about the red one with the white top with the long stem that's that's the thermos I'm talking the original stanley I think the sound is what to go to there where the water's trying to get through the ice

where it's like yeah trying to go through that just sounds cold sounds like summer it does and you've got the little hole that's like the shotgun hole on it And water definitely comes out of there too. Big time. Yeah. And then sometimes your parents would like fill it up too much with ice

and you only get like three sips of water out of it and then you just have to wait for the ice to melt. I think those red thermoses are definitely goaded for youth sports. What else is goaded to build? Give me one more thing that's goaded for football practice. Let me think. Cheating people. Let the bodies hit the floor.

Yeah. Just. Oh, you know what I've been listening to lately that has really unlocked? actually probably helped me get a sick pump this morning. Hardy. I've just discovered Hardy. Do you guys ever listen to Hardy? I don't think I have. No, you got to listen to truck bed. Country guys, right? Like he's a country rap guy. He's like country rock kind of. Yeah. Like his last album was called Mockingbird and the Crow and the Mockingbird was the first half was country music and then the second half was like crazy hardcore rock. He's really good. He's really talented.

He's like an interesting mix of... That's like Chris Gaines. Remember Chris Gaines? Oh, yeah. I don't know who that is. You don't know who Chris Gaines is, Big Tee? Uh-uh. You know who Garth Brooks is.

Of course. Garth Brooks in, I think the late 90s, maybe early 2000s, decided he was going to take a break from doing country music. So he developed an alter ego named Chris Gaines. No way. And Chris Gaines had... You've never heard of this? No. Wow.

He had hair like, uh... It's like emo. Yeah, he had like emo hair. And tonight'll be the night. a giant soul patch, and that was Chris Gaines. He performed on SNL one time as Chris Gaines and everybody was like, dude, play friends in low plays.

Was he being serious or like as a bit? Dead serious. Yeah. This was a very hilariously serious thing. Wasn't it going to be like a biopic too? Like it was supposed to be. What? A biopic?

Is it biopic? I said biopic one time and somebody corrected me with biopic. I think it's biopic. Is it biopic? Is anybody else say it that way? Because if not, I'm going to be furious. because I got made fun of for saying it as biopic biopic are those homophone wait homophones is that I'm going to ask I'm going to ask Hank how he pronounced it and whatever he says is do the opposite okay I mean biopic makes sense I agree it makes sense but I have been made fun of for saying biopic I think it was actually I don't know who did it but I had always said biopic and they're like do you mean a biopic no no no it's definitely biopic I don't think that's right biopic is like something you you do when, like, someone takes a sample of your skin?

That's a biopsy. Yeah, but I feel like a biopic is like what you call the sample from a biopsy. I could see that, too. Either way. All right. So what I had heard, I'm seeing the pronunciation, that, that's biopic. That can go either way. Then there's bi Poc.

Let's wait until all the facts come out. What does that look like to you? I don't know how to read the pronunciation. I don't either, but it looks like that, that definitely looks like, it's more complicated. to me. I've never read the pronunciation for something and thought to myself like, oh, that settles it now that I've seen these funny letters. Yeah. Anyway, I'm going to go with biopic because I think it sounds fancier. Okay. So Chris Grains was going to do a biopic. And it was this whole character that they were creating. And somehow along the way the industry or like the movie theater or the movie sources behind it didn't want to actually go through with it. But he had already written all the music. And it wasn't like traditional Garthbrook stuff. So his idea was to release. kind of like a pseudonym, where he had this already and he was going to go ahead and put it out. And he was really proud of the music, which is probably the most embarrassing aspect. Yes, it is. The music was good. It was bad. Apparently in June, Garth Brooks did an interview

where he said he has a strong desire to bring back Chris Gaines. Let's go. The Gaines Project was a lot of time put in because it's not natural. You're acting on a record, but I want to do it simply for people who love the Gaines project. All the Gaines stands out there. I got to go listen to this album. Speaking of new Speaking of albums There was two insane albums That dropped this weekend

Okay We can get to that a second I'm not done with Chris Gaines Billy's like dying To talk about Zach Brian We're not Like any chance He was like oh is

Did I hear music playing? Y'all know what? I'll tell you I'll tell you Billy We can get to Zach Brian in a second But like let's really unpack This Chris Gaines thing Because I love the fact

That he's bringing it back Because somewhere deep down inside Who's back of the week Chris Gaines Chris Gaines, deep down inside with Garth Brooks, he's, like, sick of singing good music. And he's like, you know what? Singing good music is easy. You know what's a challenge?

Singing really, really shitty songs. See, I don't know if he is because he's one of the guys, hands down the best concert I've ever been to is Garth Brooks. Like not even remotely close to anybody else because he knows people only want to hear his hits. And he's so corny and but it's genuine corny, you know? Have you watched a lot of interviews with him, like the Netflix documentary that he did? I didn't see that, but I've seen a lot of Garth Brooks live shows because he tapes almost all of them. Right. He puts on, it's like a whole spectacle and it's very theatric.

I've seen him perform live a lot. And he does seem like he's having a great time. It seemed like the most genuine, I am loving being in here. But also, how could you not when you have 40,000, 30,000 people screaming every lyric to every song at the top of your lungs? He seems like he's having a great time. I bet he does. genuinely love Chris Gaines, too. Not even 40.

He does football stadiums. Yeah. Sold out every single time. And like once you've done that for 30 years, I would, I'd be like, yeah, fucking I'm Chris Gaines now too. And just the rush of going up and be like, Neeland Stadium. Like that's got to be just an incredible feeling. He did, he performed at Neeland three or four years ago and people loved it so much that

they still play friends in low places between the third and fourth quarter. and they've made that like a tradition now. I love it, which I wish was we would use a different song, but like that became a thing just because people loved Garth Brooks so much at that concert. Yeah. It is,

it's 100% a better song than Sweet Caroline. Sweet Caroline also, I mean, it's a bop. You can get white people singing so easily if you just put on the opening chords to Sweet Caroline. Oh, yeah. But it's also, I think, written about a 14-year-old girl. Yeah, I think there's some pedophilia vibes to it.

I think you wrote it about Caroline Kennedy when she was like 13 or 14 years old. So Neil Young, kind of a perv. I mean, probably Neil Young, but also Neil Diamond. They're probably both perves, but especially Neil Diamond. Neil Young, which is a bad father. What are the top three songs you can get white people to sing most easily? Okay. Sweet Caroline, definitely up there.

Friends in low places might be up there. Yeah. I think that's a certain segment of white people, though. I think there are a lot of whites that don't know that. Mr. Brightside. I think it's pretty, I was thinking that. Billy's right.

I was thinking that. Billy's right about that. But does that cross the generational barrier? I don't think so. That sounds like 20 years old now. Yeah, but if you threw it on to somebody that's like 55, no. Because anybody from like 70 down knows Sweet Carolina.

That's true. But I think for most people, 45 and under like Mr. Brightside is like the banger. we will rock you is probably up there just because it's easy yeah we can we can white people can hold this beat it's pretty simple it's pretty good one uh let's see probably i mean bohemian rhapsody's probably up there too yeah folks know that i don't not my age no like i know the song i know the song but i that wouldn't get me going you don't know other words i know i think if you played the song i know most of the words but that just doesn't it doesn't do it for me

this might be regionally biased to me, but country roads. Yeah. That's absolutely true. Country roads. What about piano man? Yeah. Piano man. Yeah, that's a good one.

I like country roads is the third. Country roads, even though it's about... Piano man, too. It's about western Virginia. It's about the state of Virginia. It's not about West Virginia. It's about Western regular Virginia. People don't like to talk about that.

They don't. Oh, what about wagon wheel? Oh, yeah. There we go. Also, you want to talk about geography and songs. Go listen to that song. the most geographically inaccurate song ever written. Makes no sense.

No sense whatsoever. Does that song make more sense than Alabama singing Dixieland Delight? Well, Dixieland Delight is about Tennessee. The band is called Alabama. You can sing whatever you want. Like the song makes sense. Yeah. It's about Tennessee.

The band is just called Alabama. I'm going to look up the lyrics to Wagon Wheel because heading up north to the land of the pines. that what it is? Thumb in my way through North Carolina. I wrote a blog on this actually. Someone made a great TikTok showing all the different. We're heading down south to the land of the pines. Right.

Thumb in my way into North Carolina. So that means that he's going through Virginia probably to get there. I made it down the coast in 17 hours. I'm hoping for Raleigh. I can see my baby tonight. Raleigh, excuse me. Running from the cold up in New England. No, this makes sense kind of right now.

He's coming from New England. 17 hours down. 17 hours to look up how long does it take to get from Boston to Raleigh? Hang on, I'm trying to find this TikTok. I don't think it's 17. I think it's probably more like 12. It's 11 hours, 11 hours and 30 minutes.

Okay, let's watch this TikTok real quick. He could be coming from Maine. Yeah. So in that bridge, he's definitely right. So he's claiming that he's getting a trucker from that's coming from Philly. They're probably that 81, route 81 would make sense there. Except that goes. southwest into it goes through bristol and then through bristol on the way to knoxville so yeah it's

going the exact opposite way of what they're saying yeah and then he gets to cumberland gap in johnson city which is the wrong order yeah so bob dillon's a fraud he wrote that song yep do you think he's just like talking about his touring days like for example if we made a song about our drive from new york to l a like we might not put it in chronological order No, but this is taking him away from Raleigh. Very specifically says the entire trucker out of Philly had a nice long toe. He's headed west from the Cumberland gap to Johnson City, Tennessee. So, but he may have hit Raleigh.

He was trying to hit Raleigh, then he went west. No, he says specifically that Raleigh is his final destination. I think we should look into that because it may be his final destination for the first leg of the trip. Because remember when we were traveling, it was like, we got hit Cincinnati before 3 a.m. And then that was our final destination for the day, but it wasn't our final destination for a whole trip. I think you should write lyrics about our road trip. I think I will. I think it will too.

Yeah. Chevy wheel. Chevy wheel. Yeah, do it. That's your assignment, Billy. Okay. Remember what happened last time you had an assignment? Yep.

This one actually will be fun. Okay. Good. So we can get to Zach Bryan in a second. but before we get to Zach Bryan there was some cleanup I wanted to do from last week so Billy took over the ones and the twos and did the lightning round on last Thursday's episode

because Big T and I were out at the Barstle Awards in Boston, Massachusetts and it was strictly like a lightning round of Billy questions and then at one point Billy said that you've told many lies on the show that haven't been uncovered yet because you're Theo Vaughn and so you just

Oh, I'm talking about, you lie a lot on purpose? I'm talking about the poison ivy story. Oh, the poison. That was a funny, about how, that was a funny story that I embellished to make it funnier. Like, I'm sorry. You invented like a child predator? Yeah. I think, I think what happened was Billy told the story and then he realized, oh, this is a very weird story.

So now he's like, I'm Theo Vaughn. Welcome to Jackass. But you think, every single one of Theo Vaughan stories are true, or every comedian stand-up is actually true. Like, we're trying to, we're trying to entertain here. Are you a stand-up comedian? No, but I think what we do is kind of similar in trying to entertain people. Well, now you're just creating the premise that, like, nobody can ever believe anything you say

because you're, like, just trying to make shit up to, like, get clicks. I think everyone embellish a story to make it funny. I mean, sorry. Have you had any good stories lately, pig tea? Oh wow I got a big I got a big T story Let's hear it

All right So last Thursday No excuse me Last Wednesday After the Barstall Awards Wait wait Before you do that I just want to Billy

Neither to you make them up Well they're good stories It's like the art Like I don't know It's the gift to the gab Like art of storytelling It's like something You know not everything

Like You definitely have a gift I don't I don't cast The artist storytelling Part part two I'm no I mean like

Do they you know Was there are really $500 on the line? Was it really just me and my buddies fucking around with poison ice saying, you will put it on your balls and then me be like, yeah, I'll do it. And then it was like, how does it make it sound like? Like, I don't know.

Like, that's not as good as the story as like a dude bet you $500, you wouldn't put poison ivy on your balls. Hank says that it's pronounced biopic. That's not good. That makes me think that Chaps was right. No, that's just a rare Hank W. All right. So Big T story time last Wednesday after the Barstall Awards.

Big T was on cloud 9. He won an award for Best Near Death Experience. I didn't really have to do anything to get that award. Oh, you ducked. True. You were alive. Yeah, I am built different in that way. I wish I'd had done that once.

Were you nominated? That chaps didn't win. I know. Not only that, but I also podcasted from the hospital when I had a heart attack. Yeah. That's built different. And called Erica on the way to the hospital

said the podcast might be a couple hours late. If Rico was, if Rico was an insurgent and tried to shoot you, then you would have won the award. It was specifically given just to remind people of a Rico misstep in the past. But, uh, not my own personal misstep. Right.

Big T graciously accepted the, uh, accepted the award. And then afterwards he was on cloud nine because the hotel that we were staying in, had a yard house inside the hotel. Like a floor of the hotel was a yardhouse. It was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. So I get to yardhouse and it was myself and Nick Hamilton after the show was over and

we're like, you know what, Big T's probably going to join. We'll get a big table. Some other people might show up. And then Big T sits down. The waiter comes by who was a big stoolie. He's named Eli, great waiter. If you go to the yardhouse at that, was it the Copley Marriott? Yes.

Yeah, ask for Eli, great guy. Big T sits down and Eli's like, here's a menu. Let me know if you need any drinks or anything like that. And Big Tee goes, I don't need that, sir. Rejects the menu. Very Ron Swanson. Yeah. I don't think I said that.

I think this is a Billy thing. No, you rejected the menu. You said, I don't need the menu. If I recall you said, do you even need that? And I was like, no, probably not. Hey, you rejected the menu and you go out. He just tried to make the story better by adding a little deep. detail that you could have gone along with

and it may you can entertain the story. Billy, shut up. No, I'm just saying. Like, if you were like, yeah, I didn't need the menu. Yard house is my thing. Fact the fiction, Big T, you rejected the menu and you said, yeah, let's get some of those cheese curds going. Well, yeah, I knew I, we needed some cheese curds, obviously.

Half yard of Angry Orchard. That was already waiting for me. Thank you. I had that waiting for you. And he was like, you're a big Angry Orchard guy. Oh, yeah. Beer tastes bad. angry orchard taste delicious why would you drink beer how do you feel about hornsbees i've never heard of

that oh wow is that a is that a nice cider it's a nice cider yeah i'll have to i'll look into that sounds european austin eastiders had those those i don't love as much they're they're a lot drier yeah i like the dry um it's good it's it's not my favorite so you like a sweet yeah oh wow yeah i don't those are good they're not as good as the orge though okay what what makes yardhouse so good what's it's like thing It's just great vibes, great people, great, great, great friends, great food, great fellowship. I just like, do they sell? Did we have a great time?

We did. The TV setup's great. Absolutely. It's like a, it's a restaurant, but that has enough TVs that it's a good sports viewing experience. Yep. It's a good spot. Great beer selection. Do they sell like yards of beer?

Yeah. Yes. Oh, okay. Now I get down with this. Now I'm not, yeah, now I get it. I didn't know that the beers were that big. I didn't know they served like big yard beers like you're at Epcot. Oh yeah.

That was the first time I saw those. It's great. Big T. was so happy. I've never seen him like that before. It was great. I had an early ass flight too, but I stayed at Yard House till 1230. Had to be there with the gang. Had to drag them out.

We should do. They did literally turn all the lights on like we were at a ball. at 4 a.m. And we were the last people in there. They were kind of like hinting at us to leave. We should do a video where we go around the world in Disneyland and drink all around the world and do it Alex Morgan couldn't. Win another World Cup?

Yeah. And drink around the world without getting kicked out. Yeah. I don't think you could do that, Billy. I think you definitely get kicked out. It's fun. I did it a couple years ago. Did you make it?

Yeah. So what are the rules to drinking around the world? You got to drink one at. every single place like before the closed down and there is quite a bit i think it's like 20 something different spots and you just got to be smart about it like if you go in there and get heavy booze on everything you'll be wasted yeah but they i mean France is where you hang out my opinion France and Italy so does it take you how long does it take you to get around all the different countries because if you're drinking 20 drinks it took all it takes all day so about like 12

hours 10 12 hours yeah because it's a good distance to walk too and like you don't just run in like get out but it's a you'd have a great time yeah that sounds awesome you'd love it and the food is legit like because i've been to a couple of different countries japan's food tastes just like japanese food they have not just like things that you know like japanese candy but ones that people in japan actually eat are the ones that they stock there so that was interesting for me too well and they only hire people from those countries yeah it's like an internship yeah and i some of the best pizza I've ever had was at Epcot at the Italian like restaurant. Yeah. So they have like they bring in all their staff. They're from like that country. They come here to do like a exchange student thing with like

a different college. They get credits for being here and going working at Disney and interacting with other people. It's a great time. Can you hear the toilet flush? I can. That's a nice part about the studio. Uh-huh. So we've got a live action. Does it go through on the listener too? You can tell if it's number one or number two. I don't know. Does it go through? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we are in this, not the dog walk studio. What's this one? This is dog walk? This is dog walk?

Yeah. Okay. We are on the dog walk studio. And so we will be out of here in a couple months, hopefully. So just bear with us with the toilet flushes. That one was a goldfish. I heard some sort of fish being flush. What's the latest timeline now?

I'm here in mid-October. Okay. We'll see. So we'll look for Thanksgiving-ish. No, no, no. Big TV. I like how we all moved here early and it's going to be late. Yeah.

Yeah. what billy i mean that i was just hearing so like november is the date no mid-october were you not listening to anything we just said it kind of came in late it came in late no i'm like your brain are you talking about your brain tuned in

no i'm gonna be honest i don't like this podcast two studio at all the pfg studio was so much better okay now i'm panicking that's why your brain turned on late no it it lagged oh okay gotcha yeah um so yeah billy i'm gonna give you 30 seconds to go off on zach brian go no i'm just saying the new zach brian album's awesome it sounds like nothing he's ever put out before i used to think i was the number one zach brian fan at barstool things have changed but also turnpike troubadors had an amazing album uh but back to zach brian he just like he made a song with um sierra ferell who

is the supposed Charleston girl off of the Tyler Childo's song apparently it's about her they made a song Holy Roller

the Lumineers are also on this record and that's 30 seconds of Zach Brian with Billy I shouldn't have mentioned I haven't listened to yet I've heard it's a great album

and they sampled Dana Beers yeah well a guy Danny Beers clip well it's not Dana Beers it's the guy

that Dana Beers is interviewing about like why are you excited to watch NASCAR. Like, we're going to go fast and we're going to go left, fast and left. And so they sampled that, yeah, pretty cool. They brought that guy out on stage to do that. Really?

Yeah. That's awesome. That's awesome. That's dope. I started drinking at 6 a.m. We're hearing out. I don't know what time it is, but I'm rolling deep. And those cars are going real fast and real laugh, son.

They're going fast and laughed. I haven't listened to Zach Brine, but I have listened to the Turnpike Trubidor's songs. Another great. They are awesome. It's probably like 10 years too late to the Turnpike Trubadors guys. But they're incredible. I still think Good Lord Laurie is like the best country Western song the last 25 years. A lot of people are finding out about war and treaty too, who they are on one of the songs on Zach's new album.

That's my favorite song. It's so good. And I think, like, he's, Zach Bryan's one of those weird dudes now where I have always thought your first three albums are going to be your three or four albums are going to be your good ones. After that, you're probably going to fall off because you made a little bit of money, like you're not going to be focused on the same things. Zach Bryan's got progressively better at writing and, like, his singing voice, he knows where his range is more now. I think he's gotten a lot better. That Warren Treaty song is unreal. It gets written incredibly well.

I got to listen to it. Turnic hit. There's so many good ones. What about Drake? Where's Drake's album? Yeah, Drake's, I wrote a blog. I was like, like, Zach Brian delivers where Drake can't. If you're a Zach Brian fan, you're sitting pretty.

If you're an OVO guy, you're an absolute cuck. Because he gives you a fucking album. Those two fan bases always go. Yeah. Brian and Drake are constantly going after each time. I'm going to update the scoreboard right now. Yeah. You're down bad if you're a drink fan.

The Drake stands are like, damn. Zach's back at it again. Oh. Zach Bryan fans are just waving at him What's up, loser? He's writing another album about being from Oklahoma. Shit. Nice little album, Drake.

For all the dogs, loser. Where is it? Where is it? Mean old son, the, like, I think the first single on the Turnpike album is just makes me want to chug a thousand beers. Like, I don't know what it is. It just gets, it just gets the blood pumping. So there's mean old son, which is great.

There's another one, is it cat in the rain? I think that's what it's called. That's another good song. That's the album name. I'm going to put the macro dosing stamp of approval on the new Turnpike Trubidor's album. It's a good move, yeah. Brought me. It is certified.

We just certified it. The first two from Chris Stapleton's new album that's dropping in November, unbelievably good, too. He's not fair. He's really not fair. You should not be, if you're that good at guitar, you should not be able to sing that. Have you heard it? The White Horses is what it's called?

I haven't heard it yet. You have to hear it. Like, it's a Southern rock, like, country anthem. Zach Bryan, too, listen to his album again, Billy, and think Festival. Like, he wrote that album for festival purposes. There's so many that you could just hear him, like, at a festival, singing the songs and people go into nuts for it. I'm going to put together a playlist on macrodosing, like, with all these songs,

so everyone can listen to them. Do it, Billy. And we'll post it from the account. you got a lot of work you're signing up for yeah let's see if it delivers yeah let's see I love how you jump to like third person there to distance yourself from your responsibilities let's see if it delivers you mean if I deliver no no meaning my executive function okay so again you're just you're distancing your you're separating yourself like from your brain is that thing going to do it don't know don't know

to say no one knows for sure if only there was a way that we could we could make sure that it happened if that prefrontal cortex gets it done like hey it's all up to him neurons fire and it does and if not well it was never meant to be i do love separating your actions from like your own brain right it's like that's not me that's that's my brain that did that it's a weird moment i had yeah what part of your brain are you using right now billy to separate yourself from the uh the what did you say the frontal The prefrontal cortex, I'm probably using the posterior cortex. So like your lizard stem, the brain that you share in common. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, that's when Billy gets real with it when he uses. He does love lizards. Yeah, I relate to them because they don't have a prefrontal cortex. Yeah. They never, you'll never be disappointed. You'll never be lied to by a frog. That's true.

I've never thought about it that way. Yeah. They don't lie. They just do what they do. blame them for anything. I've only been around truthful frogs. I used to be like being a frog would be dope because you just chill, eat, bask in the sun. You're basically like a retired person by the pool. Yeah. And the food just flies towards you.