Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Is The Dalai Lama Creeping On Little Boys? | NANODOSE

Episode Date: April 11, 2023

On today’s episode the guys are back in the studio to discuss warm weather in NYC, the Dalai Lama, The Royal Family, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Arian coming to NYC, The Easter Bunny, Mike Tyson, Pigeons and much more. (00:01:08) Pardon My Take (Billy Running Late) 7:07 - Why was Billy late? 8:09 - Donnie’s Mt. Everest Trip 11:00 - Dalai Lama 26:02 - Royal Family 39:55 - RFK jr. 46:10 - The Easter Bunny 50:38 - Arian Coming To NYC 52:50 - Mike Tyson 1:01:45 - Pigeons 1:05:37 - JapanYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. I'm going to reveal... Okay, I do something weird with pigeons. What a intro. What an intro. Welcome back to nanodosing. What's up, beautiful people?

It is Tuesday. It's April 11th, 411, 411. And we got the whole squad here. minus Billy we started we pushed back our recording 30 minutes started at 1.30 in the afternoon and then Billy told us that he was going to be an additional 15 minutes late after asking us to move it back. We didn't push it back. He pushed it back. Yes. Or were you in the middle of explaining that? I'm sorry. No, no, you're right. I left out that that key detail. Billy pushed it back 30 minutes and then he told us that he would then be an additional 15 minutes late

after pushing it back 30 minutes already. So we're getting started. He's like, I'm running 15 behind. Like, no, dog, you run a 45 minutes behind. And now 15 ended two minutes ago. Yep. So right now, the sign behind us is not up. The macrodosing sign's not up. That's Billy's job to put that up.

He does a great job of that every week. And so right now we've got the part of my take sign behind us. So we're just going to do part of my take until Billy gets here. And then it will officially be nanodosing. So welcome to part of my take. It's Tuesday. It's April 11th. and Brooks Kepka is back

We're gonna rock down to Electric Governor Aaron did you watch the Masters? Oh yeah That's that was my I'm in I'm all in this golf shit Would you think?

Great I felt bad for Brooks But not like 100% bad You know like I would He played well He melted man I don't like seeing players melt

I guess is what He had it You know what I mean? He's three shots up going into the final day, two, three shots up going on the final day. And it's just like, I don't know. But John Rahm has been playing out of his mind this whole year. Like, he's just been falling. And so he's the best golfer in the world right now.

It was fun to, it's fun to see him cook, man. He's a beast. I love the. Masters is what originally got me into golf, though. Just the tournament, the pageantry, the green? It was the greenery. So I got invited to go golf like in 2007. with my man's

and I was like I was telling him no and then finally the master's on I was smoking weed and when it came on I was like yo this is the most aesthetically pleasing thing I've ever seen

I was like yo take me and so he took me and from then on I was always interested in it like I started watching it stuff like that yeah I mean it's a great tournament it's fantastic

I was rooting for Brooks was disappointed to see Brooks melt down a little bit it was too much golf for too much golf Brooks doesn't like playing golf that much so when you make him play whatever it was like 30 holes on Sunday he was going to get bored

he was going to get bored from it so I can I can relate to that though a lot of his flack is like he gets a lot of criticism like he doesn't really like playing I got a lot of that flag when I play ball you know what his interests are obviously elsewhere and that's okay but you

he one of the best in the world of doing it so he has the luxury of you know taking his sweet motherfucking time and do what he wants to do. What I really liked about this Masters tournament, though, was that this brewing feud from the Live Tour and the PGA Tour is alive and well. I like that shit, man, because it's like Phil Mickelson, though. Phil Mickelson placed, what, second at the Masters? Yeah, tied for running up with Brooks.

That's impressive, man, right? And he's like heading his whole Live Tour shit. Brooks almost one. So the top three players, two of them were from Liv. You know what I mean? It's interesting, man. I enjoy the drama. I do.

I ain't a lie. I think it was three of the top six maybe were from Liv. Because wasn't Patrick Reed up there? Oh, yeah, that's true. He was fifth. Yeah. Yeah. So it was, yeah, it would have been fascinating to see if a live player had won.

What that would have been like, oh, Billy's here? Nailed it. Nailed it. 149. 150. 150. 150. Just turned 150.

Billy is joining us Billy we're doing part of my take right now until we get the macrodosing sign put up okay this none of you can do that yourself no we're just we're waiting for you that's no you're still good at it's your job Billy looks like you just got back from the Navy

I like a I like how Billy comes in late and then he's like what you guys can't do that immediately Billy's just really good at putting the sign up I'd probably mess it up if I tried to do it so that's why we actually don't know how to do it. I'm not going to lie. So now that macrodosing...

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Hate the ending, though. You don't like the ending? I like the book's ending. Okay. The whole point, now that you've seen it. Don't be that guy. Don't be that guy. No, but the whole point, right?

The whole point. The book is better guy. No, the whole point of the book is that at the end of the movie, like at the end of the book that... Are you better to spoil something? Yeah, but it's been out. Yeah, it's been out for a while. like the title spoils it the whole point is that at the end of like when he dies it's like all quiet on the western front like it's supposed to be totally pointless yeah like he's just supposed to like stick his head up in a trench and die instead the movie put on this whole big battle last charge scene after the armistice had been signed or whatever which still like was pretty pointless but it was supposedly even supposed to be way more pointless yeah i mean the way that it ended it was pretty pointless yeah i mean the way that it was pretty pointless they had they had um the armistist was signed but didn't take effect for another couple hours

and so there was that one general that that never got to fight in a war that wanted to like seize some honor at the last second so he he started a charge and then that guy died right before the armistice's like seconds before the armistice was called yeah and uh but like even that was you know two i don't think that's in the book that last charge thing i forget i forget how the book ended but it did get the point home of like this entire thing has been pointless. Yeah, but it's even supposed to be more pointless. That's the funny thing.

They fought over like a couple hundred yards of land and nobody ever moved. It was like the first war that it's actually a really interesting part of history because it's when Europe realized that war wasn't fun anymore. Yeah. Like America knew war wasn't fun anymore because of the civil war. Right. Like we had that like inter squad scrimmage, which made us sick in the 20th century. Yeah.

Like that's how, but because. Training camp. Yeah, it was an inter-squad scrimmage. Yep. But literally, the Europeans had just been turning their guns, you know, towards armless, you know, colonies and, like, they had no idea that, you know, it would be that bad when they turned it on. Like, Winston Churchill has an insane writing about during the Boer War where he was like, the next time there's a global conflict, it's going to be so bad. Yeah, because the machine guns and technology, all that stuff. This movie review was brought to by 3Chi.

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Use promo code macro 15. 15% off your order, 21 or older to purchase, use it responsibly. All right, we're back. It is April 11th. It's spring. Yeah. It's spring. It's officially spring.

It's going to be like 80 degrees this week here in New York. I'm going to be honest. That's why I was late. Because it's the weathering? Dude, I get this like giddy, giddy feeling when it's like this nice out. And so you're, all right, whenever Billy starts a sentence with, I'm going to be honest, you know that for sure, a lie is coming. No, that was honest. You're, you're late because it's 60 degrees outside? It was so nice out. So what were you doing? What is that? Did you think that was a good reason? No, that's not the

actual. That's not the actual. Well, no, you said, I'm going to be honest. No, no, it was, that was just a good bit. It wasn't. I'll tell you the real reason. I'm going to be honest. I'm late because it's beautiful outside. I just, I didn't want to go inside. Yeah, she's the day. Like a kid. Carpe die. We should have macrosing. outside today. We should. That's what, yeah, that's what Donnie and I did and ended up to the Trump inauguration. Yeah, we do class outside today. Yeah. Donnie, by the way, is on his way over to Mount Everest base camp. So he's, he's, is he about to climb? No, he's just going to, he's going to base camp, which is not that easy of a hike, actually, because base camp is, I think, 17,000 feet.

So it's pretty high up. Something I didn't realize about climbing Everest, uh, is that you could climb it all the way to the top and a day, the reason they keep, it takes so long is that they have to keep going up and getting adjusted and going back down and going a little bit of higher to get adjusted and go back down. I didn't know they were just going up and down, up and down until they finally could like reach the summit. Yeah, because your body starts to die. It dies once you get above a certain level. So you have to get acclimated to it or else. And a lot of people still, they can't deal with the altitude. And get your blood. How long does it take to get acclimated? I don't know. I think it takes like months.

I think it takes like three months. I don't know if it's that long. Because not only you have to get acclimated to the base camp level, but you have to get acclimated to the climbing up the mountain level. Because you can't stay up there. Yeah. So. I also,

I told Donnie because I got to hang out with them a little bit this week. And I said, be careful when you get there because of the food. I've heard that a lot of people get like bad, bad diarrhea right when they get to Nepal. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's called something. Travelers diarrhea

No Pooping your pants Yeah it's called pooping your pants Delly Takes about two months And it's because You have to get acclimated And the weather sometimes can be

That's wild I didn't know that either Getting back to the good weather I totally like understand Why crime statistics Go up so much On the first nice day Of the year

Can absolutely Understand how that happened You felt like doing some crime today Just like I felt like more like impulsive this morning. Uh-huh. Just like, I get it.

Be careful, Billy. What? I don't think a judge would accept that. Your Honor was so nice outside. Have you heard of seasonal depression? Well, think about seasonal. Aggression. Aggression.

I just want to beat up some nerves. 50 cents said that. In the hood, summertime is the killing season. It's hot out this bitch. That's a good enough reason. That's a hell yeah. Yeah.

I mean, you go out. Yeah, if you're uncomfortable in the heat, you do get pissed off. I think the spring's more dangerous. I think the heat makes you want to be like not commit crimes because it's too hot. Like now's the perfect time. You don't want to run from the police if it's super hot outside. Yeah. But right now, you could run the fuck away from a policeman right now, Billy.

I'm manic as fuck right now. Yeah, I can tell. I don't know. What's going on? I can tell. No. Sundress season starts this week, too. Fong?

Officially. Oh, no, I mean, it's just a fact. It's a fact. Speaking of Nepal and the Himalayas in Tibet, I think we should get started with Billy's boy, the Dalai Lama. I think he's a CIA asset. I went on a big, like, I was researching him all this weekend. Let's talk about the story, though. Yeah.

So the Dalai Lama was meeting with a child today or yesterday. And the kid came up to him. The Dalai Lama was like, give me a hug. maybe kiss on the cheek whatever he's an old guy I guess it's kind of weird but nothing that weird and then he was like

maybe you just suck on my tongue a little bit and stuck his tongue out and asked this child to suck on his tongue all time creepy stuff yeah it's it's bad arian that might be like a cultural thing that like that might be an expression over there

in fuck ass shit fuck that I did some reading on it and I guess in parts of Tibet like you stick your tongue out and it's like a joke or whatever, but this is not just like sticking your tongue out of somebody. He asked a child to suck on his tongue.

Yeah, that's creepy. Yes, very creepy. Yeah. So the Dalai Lama's administration acknowledged today that it received $1.7 million a year in the 1960s from the Central Intelligence Agency, but denied reports that the Spetan leader benefited personally from an annual subsidy of $180K a year,

which he definitely did. Now, he was a CIA asset. Yeah, so the, Do you know how Dalai Lamas are anointed? Yeah. They just find, they find a baby from birth. Yeah, because they believe in reincarnation. Yeah.

So when the Dalai Lama dies, they go looking for the next Dalai Lama. Yeah, they're like, he just got born. They're like, oh, this kid, good vibe from this kid. Has to be in a certain region. Yeah, he's the Dalai Lama. I'm going to look up real quick just from Wikipedia and we'll figure out what the, what the rules are for how they find the next kid but it's arian you should look you should look at the story because i am looking at it right now and this is insanity though yeah yeah you think they're

trying to get them canceled because it just came out that's a great reason to cancel case yeah it is um i'm all on board cancel pedophiles yeah agreed i'm not going to go off on a rent now but billy wouldn't you say that uh like the chinese government would have more of an interest in canceling the Dalai Lama than the United States government would? Well, I just think, I really don't think the U.S. wants to sort of drum, like, they funded Tibetan rebels in a Tibetan identity to make a separatist movement in Tibet, so like from China, like anti-communist sentiment during the Cold War, which totally understand. Like, they were bad, communism bad, but like the fact that we've done that in the past and, you know, have been. you know, the idea that America was purposely been trying to start separatist wars in the past,

I think is something they don't want a light on right now. So the way that they determine the next Dalai Lama is they have a bunch of monks that go looking for the next Dalai Lama after the first one dies. And so they like scout kids. It's like Major League Baseball. And they look for four-year-olds that fit the description

or like two year olds and then they ask the kids if they've seen if they've seen visions of the previous Dalai Lama and then they show things that belonged to the previous Dalai Lama

and if any children recognize what they are and they say that that thing belongs to me then the people that choose are like well this must be the kid and they just anoint him as a child they do that also in Nepal there's a child goddess

and it's like really weird in Catmandu there's like they get they choose a little girl and they like say that they like put her through all these tests with like snakes slaughtered animals and like stuff it's like in whichever one of the little girls

don't cry like they all these crazy tests let me look at what the exact ones are but basically until she like gets a cut or bleeds or you know reaches it age she then they choose another one because that shows she's human it's like the craziest thing so

they yeah it's it's the and it's kind of like look they dress her up and like keep her in a temple for a whole life that's wild until she like gets her period then they're like okay you're not a goddess anymore that's very creepy yeah that's very creepy so when when the signs of who the next dali lama have been interpreted and they found a successor there's a series of tests believed to ensure that they are the genuine reincarnation of the previous Dalai Lama. They assess the candidate against a set of criteria and will present the child with various objects to see if they can identify those which belong to the previous Dalai Lama. If a single candidate has been identified, then the high Lama's will report their findings to the imminent individuals and then to the

government. And then if more than one candidate is identified, the true successor is found by officials and monks drawing lots in a public ceremony. So they do like, they do a lottery machine to figure out who it is if it's in dispute wait the part like I'm obviously a non-believer and not a man of faith but that's the part of like religion

that is so funny to me that it's just like you let the child pick objects have you seen Avatar yeah the movie Avatar remember when he puts in front of him like water a rock and like a candle or whatever

like this is like some shit like they go walking around asking four-year-old to pick out of it It's just goofy, man. I thought you're like, have you seen Avatar, like the movie we talk, like your favorite movie avatar? No, no, no, not the number one selling movie, you know, series of all time. Not that one. I'm just talking about, you know, the very poorly acted movie Avatar, but really cool graphics. Wait, there's other llamas.

The Dalai Lama is the top Lama? Top Lama. But there's other Lama? There's other llamas, yeah. How much would it suck to, like, be like, a llama and so revered? and then like everyone when they hear your name kind of thinks of like a llama llama like the animal whatever you say your name and just like llama like those syllables also famous for sticking their tongues out of people yeah yeah like those uh just like those letters in a totally different part of the world mean something so different just like human vocabulary yeah it's wild have you have you read the dali lama statement i have not a video clip has been circulating that shows a recent meeting when a young boy asked his holiness the Dalai Lama if he could give him a hug. His holiness wishes to apologize to the boy in his family

as well as his many friends across the world for the hurt his words may have caused. His holiness holiness often teases people he meets in an innocent and playful way even in public and before cameras he regrets the incident. So he's teasing him. In an innocent and playful way. That might be a thing that like kids do. Suck on old men's tongues? Like like like as like an insult like suck like i don't know i'm just going to say like okay yeah there's there's different cultures that have different traditions there's some weird shit in korea i would think is like ridiculous an old man asking a young boy to suck on his tongue is one of those one of those tough luck cultural traditions that i'm going to go ahead and say should not

exist if in fact is there like a is there like a interpretation issue here because suck on my tongue is very descriptive in english There's, like, really no room for play with that. So is there like an interpretation where, because it says he was sticking his tongue out and, like, maybe he was like, okay, even then, you know, I wouldn't throw stones and glass houses of PFT, like making grown men eat hot dogs without their hands, like, is, in other cultures might be considered very ridiculous. That's nowhere near the same.

And then asking a child to suck on my tongue. I don't know, they were much younger than you. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I don't think I'm in a glass house. I've never asked a child to suck on my tongue, nor will I ever do that. So I guess maybe that makes me holier than now. You know what they do?

Wait, I'm reading a typical thing. I'm reading the full quote. It's so much worse. Okay. In the video, the young boy can be seen approaching the Nobel Peace Prize winner before asking, can I hug you? The 87-year-old spiritual leader then invites the boy on stage, points to his cheek and says, first here, prompting the boy to give him a hug and a kiss.

The Dalai Lama then points to his lips. and says, then I think finally here also, then he pulls the boy's chin and kisses him on the mouth and suck my tongue, he says after a few seconds. He was trying to make out with his kid. That's, ugh. What was horny as fuck. Was the Dalai Lama compromised on Epstein's Island?

I think there's probably something wrong with taking a kid and just being like, okay, you're God. You know? Yeah. Like the kid grew up thinking he was a reincarnation of the most holy figure. His entire life. And same thing in, like, Catholicism, where you have a pope or you have, you have priests that once they enter the priesthood, you're told, okay, you no longer get to even think about sex.

You no longer get to have, it probably fucks you up. But you know what Donnie and I discussed on extra dosing that the monks, you know how monks can do like crazy shit? Like they can like walk, like run on water or like get really good kung fu or like walk up the side of the mountains. Like you've seen those videos. It's because they get super powerful from no. fap yeah they like reach like all these no fap guys i i was looking into them like there's these guys who are like i'm not we won't jerk off and we're going to get superpowers from it we're reading like all these reddit posts and they're like you know it's been five months since i've jerked off

and i think i've reached internal power and they're like they're like women are so much more drawn to me i get like so much more stuff done and everybody like cowtows to me like i i command a room better like I've reached like this so they think they get this superpower these monks like we looked it up like how they handle that whole thing they're not allowed to jerk off and they say that uh wet dreams uh the wet dreams stop and that's when like they reach this enlightenment and then are able to do some crazy shit i don't think that there's many things that are hornier than a guy that just talks about how he doesn't jerk off and it gives him superpowers that's very horny yeah For guys, so I

I just watched the video He's speaking English and he says Suck my tongue Yeah, I saw it The video's worse than the reading of it It's because he's like Erily and creepily Just staring at this nigga like

Like It's it's it's it's it's it's suss It's very suss I think it's beyond suss Yeah When I say suss I mean like He might have had

He might have done this shit before in some kind of capacity. I would imagine so. I don't think that you do that for the first time in front of a camera. Like, he's very comfortable asking for that, you know? Yeah. That's goofy. Let's get the Joe Biden child sniffing videos up.

Yeah. I mean, they probably watch those in China. Like, we're watching this. Joe probably, I don't think Joe's ever asked anybody to suck on his tongue. I don't know. Have you seen it? There's some pretty creepy stuff, not those exact words. I did see.

What was it, Sarah Palin? she put out a video of Joe Biden being like pretty much calling him a pedophile but it was a clip of that time that he met the stuttering kid and he just like brought him in close and was like you can do this like I used to stutter when I was a kid it was like the most innocent Joe Biden there's some bad ones out there of Joe but in this one he's actually like being a good dude in this one video I have plenty of videos of Dalai Lama being good to children yeah no I'm saying but you wouldn't use one of those to be like the Dalai Lama's a creep right but so but this might be like a prank or something we don't understand

because in Korea, there's the cancho. The cancho is a prank performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary gun and attempting to poke an unsuspecting victim's anus, often while exclaiming, cancho. It's a common prank among children

in East Asian countries such as Japan. In Korea, it's called the Dongchimp. Yeah. In America, they call it gooseing somebody. I don't know. I mean... I didn't ever heard of that one, bro. Yeah, I don't know.

You ever heard of gouging? Oh, you're like a golf club or something like that. Oh, you're talking about Gaddafi. Oh, yeah. Gaddafi. I guess that's what you call it. No, like your buddy, you'll be like, poked you in the butt. Yeah, but turns out like they do this all the time.

Like, one of my friends, he went to teach English in Korea. He was like, yo, dude, I don't know what the hell to do. All these kids are like trying to finger each other's butt holes. And like, I got them in trouble. They were all like, what the fuck? I took them to the principal's office and they, like, had to explain to me that that's like something, you know, boys will be boys. I wonder if there's an article over in like a Korean newspaper talking about American customs and traditions. It's like some adolescent males will hit each other in the scrotum and say sack tap and run away.

This is weird. I just want to know if that's like the Dalai Lama just there's some like weird thing, like expression where it's like, oh, suck my tongue like as like a joke. I don't think so. also he pauses he says the word suck pauses like he's almost thinking about it and then continues and says my tongue and then sticks his tongue out but even the thing that preceded that that was he like tells him kiss me he said then how about here and the kid is obviously hesitant you know you know understandably so and then like he like pulled him closer and like the kid is like kind of going like that and he like pulls him in and kisses him and he's like ah ha ha ha ha And then for like seven to eight seconds He's just like kind of staring at him like It's fucking weird dog

Oh shit is creepy man That kid should sue And then become the next Dalai Lama Reserve all rights To be the next guy Yeah Lit I don't think I'd like to be the Dalai Lama

It sounds like a bad gig actually And coming off some bad PR Yeah they just trot you around like a mascot You're supposed to be perfect all the time always smiling yeah i mean think about royalty yeah they're basically like the country's pet humans yeah the mascot yeah you're the mascot for the entire nation it's like being uh being queen or king of england yeah or prince andrew is there another is there another is there another are they still doing that shit or does is it dying with this generation there's going to be

another queen or no charles is new king they have their coronation in september In 2020, we're still doing a stupid shit. Charles is going to be king, and then William is next in line, right? Yeah. And then Kate would be queen. Yeah, but who's the, who's William's first son? Louis. Oh, yes.

How was that in with like the actual politics of the state? Like, do they have any actual power? No, I used to like hate on the royal family, but I understand it now. I still hate on it, but I understand it. They are, they're in charge of like all the serious. ceremonial shit. So like in the United States, when a head of state comes from another country and you see the Biden's walking them around the White House and shit and like having these ceremonies where they just shake their hands in front of flags, get their pictures taken, all that stuff. That's what the royal family does. The prime minister of England is actually in charge of the governing part, like doing the work, not not doing the photo ops and things like that. So you say you understand it. We'll sell me on it. Yeah. There's just a separation because why why do we need our heads of state their job is not to be like a mascot for the country ideally if you're president your job is to make things better for the people that elected you

right so so the argument is have a a quote unquote head in place to be the face of this so that we can get all the work done behind the scenes yes also they can't survive in the wild they've been in captivity for too long they can't like you know how tiger's born in captivity some bears like you can't release them into the wild because they can't provide for themselves like that's the royal family

that's the royal family their bloodlines do crossed up to be out there yeah it's like hey like you think Prince Harry can survive like out of the public eye making you know money off his likeness that's why he ran away from the royal family so what let they make it work at Starbucks and keep pushing no then he'll die

So yeah Their purpose is that You know They go out in public And everyone talks about the clothes that they wear They're like oh look at this cool hat That the queen wore isn't that nice I'd like to have a hat like that

And then other people are like wow that queen sucks I hate her hat Basically people just get mad about their clothes But they don't have any real Real responsibilities besides just like being stately And greeting people They are a mascot They're a mascot for the country

Oh, area. Okay. Imagine this. Okay, Billy. No, I'm about to imagine this. Okay, imagine that when you were playing the NFL, all you had to do was play football and you never had to meet with the media. You had like someone else doing that for you. Yeah.

I mean, PFT just explained that to me. I didn't need the analogy, bro. Yeah. Thank you. I thought we were trying to convince you how the, why the rural family has value. Aaron, you don't understand politics. That's what he was to do it. You don't understand, but you used to run with a ball in your hand really fast, right?

Let me put it in terms you can understand, Aaron. That's like, really just try to. No. Dumb it down, watered down for me, Billy. I don't, I can't take it. No, I mean, I get it. What would be your, because we're too far gone as a country to have any kind of king or queen? Mm-hmm.

What would be your, what would be your, like, who would be the king and queen? suggestion for, well, like, what would be suggestion for our mascot? Like, how how would you implement that into our politics? The rock. The rock. I'm sold. I'm fucking sold. But not, not Dwayne Johnson.

Oh, damn. It would be the rock. It would be him in character. It would be him. Oh, okay. Put his eyebrow up at people. You know, like Colin calling other heads of state a Rudy Poo candy ass, that sort of thing. I think we discussed this, but is he, is he the

most bipartisantly loved character in the nation? I think he used to be. But I think he's, I think he beefed with Trump, didn't he? No. No. He stayed out of everything. I don't think he ever said anything. No, what he did do is he once posted

an Instagram story saying, Rogan, let me come on. And we can talk about my tequila. And then he had to apologize because Rogan was like anti-Vax. That was the one controversial thing he's ever done. really i thought that there was something else i thought that he beefed with trump supporters

no hmm yeah so the rock might be he might be a good choice then um i don't know of any other by like i don't think there's anybody close maybe dolly pardon yeah dolly should be queen that's a good one i was saying her merrill street meryl she seems a little too fancy for me that's fair i think i think we should I think we should have a arranged marriage between the Rock and Dolly Parton, and that should be our mascot for America. I like it.

Who says no? That'd be way cooler like you win the World Series. You get to go to Dolly Parton's house instead of the White House. Yeah. With Sleepy Joe. Yeah, go to Dollywood. Dollywood. Yeah.

That's way cool. Go to Opryland. Different. They're two and a half hours away. I know. A little more, but. I know. but like, you know, I just assume

that Dolly Parton lives in Opry land. She lives up in like the balcony of it. I went and went in when I was in college and we was broke so how I paid for it is we used to gamble and we used to meet this dude which now to think about it, he's a fucking clown that I'm thinking about.

This nigga used to like we used to get our Pell Grants and we used to go like shoot dice and gamble with something like random like local Knoxville cat. But he was like, oh, It was like 30, 40 years old. And then one time we were shooting free throws.

Like, I don't know why we was in the facilities, but we were shooting free throws, and we gambled. And I won shooting free throws. And I made enough to take a little shorty I had at the time to, what is that shit called again? Dollywood, Dollywood. Yeah. It's a fun place.

Yeah. I've never been. Wait, who's this 35-year-old guy? I don't know him. He was just some cat. He used to hunger. I mean, I guess, I don't know him. He was always around, like, a lot of the older football cats.

And so, like, everybody knew him. Everybody could go to him. It was like, we used to go to the hood in Knoxville. So, like, East Knoxville. And we used to just gamble with this nigga all the time. Like, one time I went in there, and y'all probably won't know who these people are. But, like, you made, hey, I think your Gotti was there. Y'all know your Godi, right?

Yeah. Yo Gotti, there's another All-Star who's like a famous local Nashville rapper, a bunch of Knoxville okay it was all in there just gambling it was wow so this guy would just like host like gambling parties yeah that sounds pretty cool it just seemed pretty sure it was dope for as as a you know young and it was dope because you know you get used to gambling and shit but like now as a 35 36 year old man I'm not going to no college campus trying to gamble with no fucking 19 year olds like that's weird yeah it does it seems like a strange thing from that perspective.

But it helped you. You had a good time. Yeah. We saw Dollywood. I'm looking at a BuzzFeed list here. The most universally beloved people. Dolly Parton's number two on the list. Number one.

Number one is David Attenborough, but he's British, so we can't use him. Yeah, no, we look at American Jack. Betty White was on the list, RIP. Robin Williams was on the list, RIP. Yep. Mr. Bean, Steve Irwin. A lot of dead people on. on this list. Kiana Reeves, he'd be a good one.

Do people ride for Mr. Bean? I guess so. I guess, yeah, I think British people love Mr. Bean. That checks all. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Weird Al. Really? Tom Hanks. I know he's like,

Tom Hanks would be a good king. No. I think he's like bipartisan, like neutral. I don't think he's loved like that. I'm talking about Weird Al. I don't think he's like beloved. I think he's more like beyond. Cool. Yeah, never heard someone be like, you know who I really love Weird Al.

Oh, you don't know weird enough people then. I grew up loving Weird Al when I was like 9 and 10. I love him. Like loving him or was just like, oh, he makes a silly spoof. I don't mind him. I was like obsessed with all of his music videos. Yeah, when you were 10 and you were like, he changed the words. Yeah.

But now you're an adult and you don't really care. Yeah, that's true. No, you cracked the code there. Who's threatened to kill Weird Al? What? So I don't have beef with you. Billy, why I know Tom Hanks? You said a very quick note of Tom Hanks.

You still believe the fake website that you saw one time that said he was on Epstein's flight? No. Did you see Chet Hanks? Yeah, people hate his son. Yeah, his son. So you want Prince Chet Hanks? Yes, yes. Actually, I do.

I would love Prince Chet Hanks. He'd be the Hunter Biden of... Yeah, every family needs one. Yeah, everyone needs a black sheep. I do think that Tom Hanks is universally beloved. Also, Danny DeVito is on this list. he'd be very funny king you know him

yeah he came on I think he said he might have had said something about Trump did he not yeah I think he's he is he's a political guy I think uh I don't think that works he's got a famous tweet

at Antonin Scalia the former Supreme Court justice and it was just Antonin Scalia retire bitch Eminem was the one who beefed with Weird Al oh Eminem did yeah I'm gonna see Weird Al

winning that beef Yeah. What was the... See, that's the one time I'm on a ride for M. Actually, I mean, he's one of the ghosts. But when he's in battle mode, he has one of the best pens of all time, though. I'm going to take the L. Mr. Beast, except when he battled Mariah Carey.

He got him, though. What happened with that? I'm probably going to take my... Mike. You don't... I don't remember that. They was going back and forth about, like, rumors about how they... slept together, whatever.

And then Eminem had throw out like a little about like Nick Cannon or some shit, because they was going together at the time. And this is about as deep as my celebrity gossip goes. And because he threw out that little verse, she came out with that song Obsessed, Why You So Obsessed with Me? And then Eminem came back with another song that didn't hit nearly as hard. No, it's a warning. The warning is intense

Niggas with combovers think Eminem won that battle But my carrie smoked it No The warning is Have you What was last time you listen to the warning? We would play that in the locker room all the time

I said you have a comb over I don't have a comb over I just comb over right now It's not a comb over It's just a buzz cut that's grown out a little Like combed it Aaron you know you missed the part Billy said they used to play in the locker room

And it was hyped get jacked up to it. Like, he used to play disc tracks against Mariah Carey. We used to play, like, all types of disc tracks. Okay. That was just on the cue. Yeah. He did murder.

I got Mariah Carey smoking him. I respect your opinion, though. So I don't think it's. I looked up a list of gallops, most widely admired people of the 20th century. You know who number one is? Churchill. The Rock. Mother Teresa.

Oh. number one they haven't done the research that pattern they don't know not done the research no but only propaganda 49% of people like her which that really tells them the most good the most liked person means 49% of people like you I feel do they have the rock on that list I'm not seeing them based on based on numbers I feel like wait you go I was gonna say then that that can't be a current list if the rock is not on that list like I feel like if you don't the rock, it's more like, man, he's just too, you know, he's too positive all the time. Like, that's the kind of vibe if you don't like the rock. There's nobody that just dislikes

the rock because of something he did or said. You know, it's a great fucking dude. I mean, you said 20th century, right? The rock put in a lot of work in the 21st century. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's true. It was, it's mostly politicians. It's Mother Teresa, MLK, John F. Kennedy, Einstein. Helen Keller is on this list. MLK should be killing me, man. FDR. Wait, what's this list called? It's Gallup. Gallup did a poll of the most widely admired people

of the 20th century. Oh, you know who does like the Rock? It's crazy, though, because they hated MLK while he was alive. I hate that MLK host love. It's annoying. There's a bunch of people who are pissed at the Rock doesn't admit that he uses juice, and it sets an unattainable standard.

Yeah. There's like body image issues for, bros and the rocks like contributing he's like a whole group that are like anti-rock he's too jacked up that is problematic yeah pft i feel like based on percentages you'd be up there no yes no based on percentages svp would be up there yeah yeah everybody likes SVP i do feel like you would make a good run though just based on percentages rfk junior just announced he's running for president i saw that yeah yeah as a democrat yeah is he a bad person or a good person.

That's a very complicated question, which I was trying to... He knows the truth. I was trying to do some research on him and I was getting mixed reviews. He's like old school anti-vax. So he hates... Wait, he's anti-vax?

Autism. He's autism. Oh, he's like that. He's like 2002 anti-nax. He's like, if you give your baby shots as a kid, they're going to get autism. Oh. Yeah.

I think... Really? Unfortunately, I think he... That would be a great episode to do, actually. Autism. or the Vax thing. Old school. Where it originated, where that claimant actually originated from.

The whole background story of it is actually, it's stupid, but it's fascinating how it grew. Yeah. It was like one scientist that started it that flubbed the results of a horrible study that, like, later on got a couple of the authors pulled out. I think most of the authors pulled out of it. And then he lied about the results, which is why he got disbarred. He lied about the results. And some of the parents, like, there were a couple of the kids. There was only 12 kids that got studied in.

A couple of the kids didn't even have autism. Damn. It was just silly. The whole shit was silly. And then it was like RFK Jr. and Jenny McCarthy was one of the original people that started. Do you think any of the old school anti-vax people are pissed off at the new wave where it's like, hey. where were you i've been doing this for years i think the old school anti-vax people you know were kind of used to make the new school anti-vax people like debase all their claims

oh you think so same blueprint it's the same blueprint rfk though i think his brain's just so much more conspiracy wise because he was like his proximity to so much conspiracy yeah your whole family was killed yeah like he thinks that everybody's out to get like his story he thinks that his uh uh his father was killed by the security guard standing behind him and he actually has some pretty good evidence and convinced me that the security guard killed him it wasn't sirhan sirhan so then if you think that the security guard killed him and sir han sir han was not you know didn't go crazy and he also doesn't remember the whole thing then you're thinking oh mk ultra uh the manchurian candidate sirhan sir han was doped up on lSD and they made him at the fall guy and then you're thinking

oh my god there's government entities causing you know like juicing guys up on acid and telling them to shoot people and then you fall down a huge rabbit hole that's exactly what i was thinking actually yeah i mean think about how many things must be true for that to happen and then you then your brain's just Alex Jones out there yeah so so so rfk junior is gonna he's going to try to run for president as a democrat doesn't make a lot of sense running as a democrat for him i think he might be the best candidate that Democrats have. Is he a Democrat? Well, his father and his uncle were Democrats.

Old school Democrats. Yeah, I just don't know if him running as a Democrat is going to, how many people who vote for Biden are going to vote for RFK Jr.? I mean, in the primary, anyone can vote. That's not necessarily true. Yeah. There are certain, aren't there are certain states that are just, you have to be a registered Democrat?

Right, but there's other states. So you might see a lot of other people, I'm confident in saying that RFK Jr. is not going to do any damage to Biden in the Democratic primary. I don't know. Did he, does he have a political, I mean, obviously his family, but does he have like a real political background? I don't know anything about this guy. He's been, he calls himself an activist. Is he like Connor Roy?

You mean from succession? Yeah. No, I mean, he's been involved in politics. From a very young age. Yeah, it's not just somebody that decided, okay, I'm going to run to like increase my profile. Right. He's been like a public. person and he's been in and around politics a lot. I don't know if he's ever ran for anything

though. My guess is he probably has at some point. I also did a deep dive on Rosemary Kennedy this weekend. Oh yeah. That's so sad. Dude. They just kept her in like an insane asylum. They lobotomized her. Yeah. I think they, I'm pretty sure they lobotomized her on Roosevelt Island. Really? Yeah. That used to be an insane asylum. I didn't know that that's where they did it. Yeah, let me I don't know but that was that's really sad um this the cat did we do a kennedy's episode i think we did we did jfk assassination yeah we could do a kennedy curse episode that'd be a good one yeah that could be a good one yeah so rfk juniors he's been he's been a lawyer um he criticized George W. Bush

when he was president and then he criticized Obama he just he's he criticizes everyone no matter who's president so I guess he's like a little bit a little bit of both both sides so he first considered running for political office in 2000 when New York

Senator Daniel Monaghan did not seek re-election he then considered running for New York Attorney General and then he backed out of both of those And then he was in discussion to be appointed to the U.S. Senate when Hillary Clinton ended up taking the seat. But he also didn't. Seems like he's like been considering running for a lot of stuff, but never actually has.

Unfortunately, he also I think is kind of sick. Oh my God. Yeah. He's counsel to Morgan and Morgan Law firm. Is he? Yes. Oh, interesting. Yeah.

I love Robert Kennedy. I love, yeah. RFK Jr. for president. I will help work on your campaign. How old is he? 54. So he's 1954. We need a Jimmy Carter ticker at the bottom of all of our podcast.

Every now and then scroll across and yep, still alive. Just make him king. Big T. What are he teed off about? Um, I don't know that anything had a good, at a good weekend. A good weekend? Oh, good one? Yeah, no, it was good. It was good. What'd you get into? You know, Easter. Mm-hmm. Oh, he has risen. Congratulations. Yeah. Um, Saturday, I didn't. I was supposed to do my taxes. Saturday. Didn't. Nice. When I found out that it's not actually the 15th this year, you have the extra couple days. Yeah.

yeah that'll be next weekend's problem um so yeah i just kind of i don't think that'll be that'll be next weekend's problem yeah i like that next weekend doesn't exist yet so my taxes don't exist what do we know about the easter bunny oh easter bunny pre pre christian paganism yeah it's like worship of spring and new life okay because it's pagan i saw i was reading something about that recently i don't know enough though paganism just uh applies to like is a umbrella term that just applies to any like uh polygamy polyist polys polytheistic polytheistic religions uh from europe that mostly been erased from history because like Christianity was just like this is the devil and then

they made a bunch of like the the Easter bunny and like chicks and like baby animals were impossible to make devil adjacent so the other pagan imagery just became synonymous with the devil in order to like write it off and all the good stuff was like yeah we can adopt this we can pick and choose what we want yeah okay you know rabbits and in baby chicks and laying eggs like that's uh we can't really make that evil but we'll let them vibe with that so that's not a threat to christianity so the eggs that the easter bunny hides those are supposed to be symbolic of chicken chicken eggs right they're not like rabbit eggs yeah well the Easter bunny lays eggs

I don't know you know who does lay eggs though the platypus yeah it's pretty cool yeah that's one of the weird animals out there but no I don't think that they're supposed to be rabbit eggs I think that I think that it's one of those springtime things so it was explained to me my grandma who's such a genius

like I was questioning she used to put on this whole Easter egg hunt so I was questioning the authenticity of the you know is the Easter Bunny real is Santa real. And my grandma was like, look, the Easter bunny isn't like a regular bunny. It's a lot like a platypus. It lays eggs, but it's a mammal. That makes sense. And I was like that, oh my God, of course. Like, how can I question the Easter bunny? That makes sense. What are some of the best lies that your parents told you growing up to just explain things? Hmm. Oh, that you can't turn the light on in the car at night. Yeah, yeah. What is, I sometimes when I first started driving,

One of the first things it did at night was turn the light on and be like, wait, what the fuck? I think it just makes it a little bit more difficult for the driver to see. And so then they just say that it's illegal because it's annoying. Yeah. Yeah.

That's a good lie. My mom, she was told when she was a little girl, she saw a bunch of nuns walking down the street and she asked her mom what those were and her mom was like, those are witches. And so she thought that all nuns were witches for a long time. That's a good lie

It's important to lie to your kids about certain things Elf on a shelf Santa Claus Yeah People just lie all the time to their kids It's the easiest way to get away with stuff The stork Where do babies come from

Yeah Just a giant bird drops it off That's like way scarier than Actually being like yeah Your mom and I have sex Because we love each other no there's a giant there's a giant bird that just drops your little brother off and he just lands on our doorstep now we have to take care of him forever yeah also what obligation do you have to

any child that's dropped off by a bird you wouldn't legally none yeah it was it was made to order the baby oh you have to ask the store yeah the baby's made to order it's like sheets got it yeah it's a custom it's a custom baby yeah it's supposed to look like you and your husband Yeah, Aaron, what are you, what are you up to this week? I'm coming to you guys. Yeah, a little tease. Yeah, I had to stay. I'm installing some shit that I had to be here for.

But yeah, I'm, uh, I leave tomorrow at 6.30. I land at 11 or 10ish and then, you know, then it's just lost in New York, baby. Then it's on. Big guests coming in this week. Big guests. Are they the two biggest in the history of the show? No. one I feel like more than the other

I think they're one and two I think one's the most interesting guest and the other is probably the most known we had Michael Cohen on people forget that that's true yeah yeah yeah no I take that back actually I think these two are bigger than him I think for sure no I think so bro Michael Cohen no I think so

Michael Cohen's bigger yeah Michael Cohen's bigger than the guy that we're bringing on that you're thinking of, but I think it in the relevant news of today, he's more relevant. We also had Harvey. He did too. I don't know. Because Michael Cohen's back in the news because all the trumpet and diamond shit.

So. The star witness. I know. People are going to, a jury's going to have to sit down and figure out whether or not to believe Michael Cohen and his testimony. That's going to be a tough sell for the prosecutor for sure. Is he officially test, is like that a thing? Yeah.

I think he's, he's like the government witness. right he's like the star witness that they have that's a billy question not a me question is that a billy question is is michael cohen testifying or legal scholar yeah billy football um i think his testimony from his case is filed into evidence it's being used yeah so i i don't think they're going to make him do it again because they have everything he said yeah because i don't think he would because he risked himself and perjury right probably yeah probably lied a little bit yeah did he not i thought he was was One of the charges that they had against him. Yeah, but like he, it's like risky to testify twice on a subject because if you like get something.

If you get like one detail wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's risky to testify if you're a liar. Also, Trump's 100% on Ozempic. Oh, is he? He looks good. I mean, did you see him at UFC?

He's so skinny. Do you think that could also because of like the stress of being arrested? No, that guy, that guy doesn't get stressed. He's a, like a narcissist. He makes other people stress. Yeah. but absolutely diesel squad Mike Tyson

Kid Rock Trump and Dana White's thing together I don't give a fuck what your politics are like That's just a diesel squad It is a diesel squad like That's the Avengers Aaron do you think you'd have a good time hanging out with Mike Tyson Trump Kid Rock and Dana White

I don't know Dana White I don't know who like I don't know who that is Mike Tyson, absolutely. He's probably my favorite philosopher in the world right now. Brump, I think as long as he don't say the stupid shit he's saying, I think he would actually be pretty funny and be pretty cool. But as long as he keeps that stupid shit away, I think we'd be good.

Kid Rock, there's no chance me and him get along. And I don't know, Dana White. I think you'd have a fun time playing 18 with Donnie. Yeah, like I said, as long as he says, Doesn't say the dumb shit. Yeah, you're right. I think you're right. If you were playing Tussum, Aaron Foster, Donald Trump, playing 18 together, and you saw him, like, kicking his ball out from the woods, would you say anything to him?

Or would you just be like, that's Donnie? I keep that. I let people score how they ever they score. I've been so many people, though. That's the thing I noticed about when you break, like, I broke 90, right? So I shoot in the 80s a lot now. And it's like legit 80s. There's no Mulligans.

There's no, let me shoot it again. There's no moving the ball. That's like a legit 80. When you break 80, a lot of people are like, oh, yeah, you know, wait until you break. I broke 80 once and blah, like all that shit. Like, you realize how many people think that they do that shit and they don't really do that shit. And when you play with them, like, I'm counting in my head how many times they've hit. It's like a nine or a 10 and they're like six.

And you're like, whatever, bro. It's your score It is what it is I don't give a shit Like not It's just your score But when you say Like I shot out

And I'll be like Hey fam You really didn't But whatever makes you feel better I think I would have fun playing 18 holes with Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald Trump

Come on the podcast Yeah We can film a golf video Open invitation That would be a great video Yeah Aaron and Donnie T just banging out

From the champions T's Yeah I mean, he used to hang out. Anyway, can we have RFK Jr. on the podcast? Sure. So they announce his presidency? Come on, the clicks. It would do mad clicks.

What did you do mad clicks? What did you do mad clicks? I don't know. I don't know if he's like that big of a name. He's a huge conspiracy guy. He's a Kennedy, which is a big name. Did you hear him on Mike Tyson's podcast? I did not.

Actually an amazing. I didn't know that RFK Jr. had a pot or that Mike Tyson had a podcast. Yeah, hot boxing. What? Mike Tyson, come on the podcast to promote your podcast. Well, his is probably a little bigger. Portnoy was on Mike Tyson's? Yeah.

I didn't know that. Yeah. Tyson, that's what I say he's like, do you follow him on a gram or Twitter or something? I don't do it. He's just one of the most, I don't know, like the shit that he says is just very, he's, he takes full accountability for his, like, youth mistakes, right? But he's grown in such a way that it doesn't. define who he is and he doesn't let it bother him and he's just very zen-like and like he has like

what i love about it most is like he has younger cats especially young black cats on who are like you know going through like in in the in the height of the limelight and he'll sit him down and he'll talk to him and he'll be like yo why did you do that because because you're insecure because you don't you don't feel like a man high it's just he just talks to him like he's from it so he knows and he talks to him like like nah dog that's not the way like when he had boozy on like i don't Y'all don't know if y'all know who Losey is. Bouttsy, he also, I mean, he always, like, speaks out about, like, doing Wade's kid, like, he's super homophobic, like, all that shit.

And then Tyson sits down and talks to him. It just talks to him so far. It's, like, passionate, but caring, but harsh. It's, and he wraps it up in a very nice package, and just the way he, he's so articulate. I love Mike Tyson, right? He's just amazing human right now. Yeah, love Tyson. John Morant needs to sit down with Mike Tyson.

You think he'd set him straight? Yeah. Like, whatever. He doesn't sit people straight and like a, you need this. It's just like a very like, he talks to it. Because a lot of that like Hurrah shit that we grew up in is, is a lot of fluff and it's a lot of insecurity. And Mike knows it's the insecurity.

And he was like the toughest cat ever, right? He used to box like, we had some of the greatest hands of all time. But also he used to box for, you know, his livelihood. And before that, he used to box like on the streets. And so he knows. like about being street cat and so he sits down a streetcats and he lets him know like most of that shit stems from insecurity dog and like and he puts it to him in a way that's just i don't know i feel him though i feel him it's just it's very deep i love it i'm have to check it out he's such a

deep emotional intelligence i and it may have been like something new but it's so interesting and i love how he talks about like ancient like warrior philosophy and like he like he read sunzu and was like you know he didn't get bored by it yeah like he he embodied and like like he he knows all the mythology and he's read the history books and he like it's it's really awesome to hear him like the car the correlation between great fighters in any kind of martial art albeit boxing jiu jitsu kung fu moitai like the pioneers and and the and the people who are like are about that lifestyle have some of the best life philosophies ever like ever like Bruce Lee like just some of the uh was that

Grayson Gracie uh Gracie uh was I think Rick Rick Gracie or I forget the Gracie brothers some of the yeah all of them but like the the philosophy that comes with like mastering a martial art is it's just beautiful like I I implore anybody to look at it because it's just they view life in a very um it's a very stoic way to look at life it's it's just beautiful they view it from a very niche perspective that's just i don't know man they have some of the best philosophy i've i've been thinking a lot about that area and i think what it comes down to is when you don't have to when you're not spending your whole life trying to prove something you tend to have more time to think about life in general and like the important

things and it gives you a better outlook i think also it's when you have mastered something like jujitsu or boxing or moitai or something that can you can you can you're a weapon your body is a weapon um you you you tend to understand and be more empathetic towards a lot of things and it brings you to like a level of of peace because it's like you know at any at the drop of a dom You can fuck somebody up. But the time, the discipline, and the charisma it takes to hone in on all those skill sets brings about some very beautiful perspective. It's really dope. Like my professor in Jiu-Jitsu when we first sitting down, he was very adamant.

He was like, this isn't, he's like, if you're going to walk your journey, if you're going to do a Jiu-Jitsu journey, this isn't like, you're not doing it just to fight people. It's like, this is a way of life. And one of the things that they teach you, I think I've said this before on this podcast, but there was like, uh, jujitsu is the, is the ocean and the ground is your water, is the water and most people don't know how to swim. And like, that's just a beautiful way to think about, you know, combat, but that's how they, that's how like, if I'm, if I'm in a jujitsu match, like my first thing is like when I'm on my back, I'm the most comfortable.

Like, I'm very comfortable on my back. I could do a lot of damage when I'm on my back. And that's just a complete opposite of how I grew up of like just trying to fight people where it's like when you're on the ground, you've got to get up. Like it's just the, I don't know, they just flip and it's the way that they that they view things. It's just really gorgeous, man. I just love that train of thought.

Sorry, I went off from 10. No, no. I mean, it's the most humbling thing ever. And Tyson's a big pigeon guy too, right? Yeah. You grew up flying pigeons. Loves animals. You know who else is a massive pigeon guy or was a big pigeon guy?

was Tesla Oh yeah Nicola Tesla He fell in love He fell in love with a pigeon Instead of having like a girlfriend or a wife He fell in love with a white pigeon And he was like man

This is my this is my bride He looked at the bird like it was Which is kind of weird Actually very weird I'm gonna reveal Okay I do something weird with pigeons I take pictures What an intro

Whenever I see go off whenever I see a unique colored pigeon I take a picture of it that's cool like look at this one can you share yeah

do a photo dump like when I when I find really cool because everyone like pigeons I don't know I like to find the beauty in things

everyone hates pigeons they're flying rats whenever living in New York but sometimes you see like a really beautiful pigeon and it's like it just shows you like there's beauty everywhere

The segue was not what I expected Yeah, that's a good train of thought to have, Bill. Yeah, I'm saying? You made it seem like you You sodomized pigeons or something. I don't know where you were you going from Tesla wanted to marry a pigeon to like, I do something weird with pigeons too. Like look at this beautiful bird watching is a thing.

Yeah, but like look at this beautiful. Mary Ann Williamson, the Democratic candidate Yeah, who's polling well against Biden right now. she every now and that follow on Twitter every now she just she posts

random ass like beautiful bird pigs like in this random as shit but it's dope it's very relaxing yeah oh I also do it with black squirrels oh that's a cool pigeon Billy Billy yeah

yeah you gotta you gotta keep like a thread on Twitter you know it sucks Billy's best pigeons all my old pigeon pictures are on my old phone and I didn't I club back them up

that's tough that's tough Billy also loves frogs and if you want to check it out we've got the macrodosing frog hoodie that just got re-upped in the store saw somebody wearing that in the wild the other day actually

I want to say Houston like I was wearing the frog he was wearing Billy's frog that he drew yeah hell yeah so shout out that guy you can also check out we've got the UFO crystal wash tea so we've got the rig t-shirt

check it out store dot barcelsports.com store dot barcelsports.com the frog tea is one of my favorites Oh yeah People sleep on Billy's artistic ability The black squirrels are cool too There's something different about college squirrels too Did you have squirrels on your college campus?

Anybody else? Yes Yeah They were really really fat Yeah Really fat And we were just like these squirrels are getting two goddamn fat Yeah they're not afraid of humans

Yeah so Squirrel is actually pretty tasty Okay Like the two You can only eat the back two hind legs Brunswick stew Yeah

It's like Like they're basically two chicken wings Hmm I can't say that I've ever eaten squirrel I've had I've had rabbit Delicious Squirrel tastes a lot like rabbit

I've had frog Frog legs are very good Yeah Frog legs are like the They're like chicken wings Tiny little chicken wings Yeah A little delicate tender chicken wings

Um So anything else we want to get into today Anything We want to prep for for Thursday's show I feel like we gotta do that off camera Yeah we'll do that We'll do that off camera

Anybody's topics We should mention Because we said we have the two big guests They're not on these This week No they'll be on next week's Episodes And one's gonna be

It's gonna be wild But what do we want to do For the topic On Thursday's show Do you want to do the Kennedy curse Or no We could do Kennedy curse What about

The one with large Oh yeah yeah that's right Oh, Japan. Oh, Japan. Yeah. Large is coming in. Talk about Japan with us. Yeah.

Very excited for that. Sweet. I got a physical last week because I'm supposed to fly in F-18 for the NASCAR event. Oh, yeah. So I got a physical. I'm healthy. That's good. I pass with flying colors and we're like, we're on the one yard line.

So it's not official yet, but it looks like it's trending that direction. Run the ball in an F-18. That's so cool. Yeah, run it. just go along give me two fullbacks run it in let me get in there

um but yeah so yeah we'll do Japan for Thursday's episode Japan's got an amazing history it's metal it's like super metal

yeah it's like specially crafted metal multi-layered metal shiny shiny yeah no they have like

they have like super like ancient metal smithing that like crafted like The medal behind the samurai sword is like so cool. Have you heard the story? Actual metal.

Yeah, like the actual metal. Have you heard the story? Well, I'll tell this real quick and then we'll sign off. This is kind of a crazy story that I just learned about a couple weeks ago. There was a hijacking in Japan. I want to say in the in the 60s or 70s, I'm not sure exactly when it was. But a group of students, communist sympathizing students in Japan took over a Japanese airline. and they had samurai swords and shit

and they asked the pilot they said fly us to Cuba because we want to join the Cuban Revolution we want to join Castro and not realizing that the plane that they were in couldn't get them across the Pacific much less all the way because it was a flight that was going to go

from Japan to Korea and they were like well we don't have nearly enough fuel that's number one number two is this plane isn't designed to go that far so we can't do it so they made the pilot land in Japan and then to go

negotiated to be flown to North Korea and to be dropped off in North Korea, where they would then join up with the communists in North Korea and then maybe make their way to Cuba at one point. They're like, this will be great. The North Korean government will greet us as heroes because we're going against the Japanese government and we're aligning with them politically. So they landed in Japan, got refueled. The pilots were given a map. And it was like an elementary school textbook map with a picture of Pyongyang on the North Korean map.

And they're like, here's where the capital is. And so they just decided that they were going to fly to North Korea. And they're like, well, we're probably going to get shot down because there's no way for us to communicate with them and let them know that we're coming in. They're going to look at us like we're trying to bomb. We're like a military aircraft. We're probably going to get shot down. So they fly south. They turn up to North Korea.

and then like a bunch of North Korean fighter jets are scrambled. They get behind it and they shoot their guns at it like a warning fire so they can see all these like trace arounds going past them. And then they eventually locate the landing strip. They land in Pyongyang and they have a bunch of like North Korean children that come out with signs, singing songs for them, welcoming them. They have somebody that gets on the loudspeaker and says like congratulations for defecting. You'll be welcomed as heroes.

They board the plane and a bunch of North Korean officials get them off the plane, put them on buses, and then it turns out that they were actually in South Korea the entire time. And it was a big ruse that they came up with in like six hours where it was a South Korean airport and they flew a bunch of North Korean flags, dressed their officials up like they were from North Korea, hired kids out there to come out and pretend that they were North Korean children and made everybody believe that they landed in North Korea. but it was actually in Seoul where they landed and they arrested everybody and sent everybody to prison. They actually shot at the plane? They shot next to it. Those were South Korean fighter jets.

Oh my God. That they, it was maybe it was dummy rounds or just tracers and they intentionally missed. It didn't come close to hitting the plane, I don't think. But it was scary enough to the point where the hijackers were like, oh shit, this is North Korea. All they had was samurai swords? Yeah, that's how they probably had some other stuff on the plane,

but that's the main way that they took it over. And then they landed, got thrown in jail immediately. That's a lot of, like, energy expended just to trick somebody, though. Yeah. I feel like they enjoyed role playing as North Koreans a little too much. They definitely did. They got kids out there and shit. And on the map that they gave to the pilots, they wrote down in, like, the top right-hand

corner, a radio frequency to tune into. And that radio frequency was for the Seoul, South Korea airport. Whoa. Yeah. Pretty crazy stuff. Okay. last crazy story, just this is a little hint. Okay. The last samurai

who fought in a war. Tom Cruise. Was in the... Easily. Was the Russo-Japanese war and a Montenegrin who was fighting for the Russians had a duel with this guy. And he was using katana and this guy was using like a saber

and it was like the last duel. It was like insane. The samurai lost. I like that in the movie Troy where they start out the movie and they say, well, we could have a giant battle. But what if we just had our best guy fight your best guy? And then the winner of that wins. That was back when war was fun.

Yeah. When there was honor. Literally, that's what they used to do. Yeah. It was like an adventure that you would go on. That's what happens at the start of all quiet. Everybody signs up for the army, even underage kids because they're like,

we're going to have a great adventure overseas. And then they get there. Like, loki, you could get laid. Yeah. Like, that was. You know, that series with the war is fun. You, I don't know, but like they're, like, like, I'm not for real at all.

It's like war was fun. Like basically instead of having a huge battle, one guy would die in a duel and then they wouldn't fight the battle. Like the stakes. My sarcasm meter was jumping. I didn't know if he was. That's like part of the movie. Like oh,

like just convincing the kids war is fun. And then like modern battle was terrible. Yep. I mean, I don't know how bad the casualties were in like the polionic wars. But I think they were. much less than what yeah yeah definitely not not as bad in terms of the sheer numbers yeah because everybody's wearing armor and you get just super tired throwing your sword around no one did

cardio yeah people just fall to the ground because they were tired yeah and then okay we just agree not agree not to hit anybody else once they fall down they're tired it's like a sport it's like a severe combat sport all right that does it for nanodosing we will see you guys on Thursday with large the Japan episode and then I can't say anything else about the guests that are coming but hopefully you won't be disappointed

yeah it would suck if they were like oh that's mad yeah love you guys