Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Lightning Round

Episode Date: May 10, 2022

On today's episode of Macrodosing, the crew decided to change things up for a show. Not one topic, but a lightning round of topics with a plethora of people from the Barstool office. We took a list of topics and had each person pick a number that would correspond with one. It's a great show. Everyone from Dana Beers to Glenny Balls. Enjoy!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music. Great and shitty Shepherds Pie is what you're doing. What the fuck? It looks good. Why is everybody coming out my Shepherds Pie? My Shepherds Pie.

I didn't get a good look at it. I didn't get a good look at it. It's a great shepherd's pie. And for the price, I get it $9.99. It's a full, like, big size Shepherds Pie. It's not just like a puny little half meal. I'm talking, you eat the Shepard's Pie and you are totally full. Get a $9.99 at the grocery store next to my house.

I bring it in, toss into the air fryer in the office kitchen. And I've got a lunch fit for a king. And then everybody was walking around, everyone was like, yo, that's a weak-ass looking Shepard's Pie. It's actually, that's the biggest drama in the office today. I like that you busted out the Shepard's Pie. On the day, it's the most full of the office has been since COVID. Like, that's, you're like,

It's not my biggest qualms. It's not shepherds pie weather at the moment, PFT. I had a shepherd's pie last week. It's not like I brought this in for the first time. I love shepherds pie. I eat it's a great meal. It's a great dish. Hey, it's a weird lunch.

It's a weird lunch dish. And you know that. Especially on a Monday. What is a shepherds? That could be a shepherds pie on a Monday. That strikes me as a Friday. A Friday. It's not a Friday.

It's when fuck out of here. You eat a shepherd's pie on a Wednesday because he'd need it to sustain you to the end of the week that's when you eat a shepherd's pie area a shepherd's pie is it's like a uh a meat pie so it's got either ground lamb or ground beef this one had ground beef it's ground beef peas carrots some mushrooms a delicious burgundy sauce and then on top of that you've got a layer of mashed potatoes so it's just mashed potatoes and meatloaf pretty much it's a poor irish meal it's when you take everything that you have and you throw it into a dish and you bake it for a 45 minutes i should got peas in it I'm not a pea, big peas.

You can switch up what vegetables are in there. There were peas in this one. I'll admit that. It looked really good. Yeah, it's, it's delicious. Chevron's pies is delicious for what it is. It's very good. Everybody was roasting me on it.

Yeah, I mean, I think it's, it's cold in that office typically. So I'll give you that. You're in a cold enough environment. I just think this time of year, it's, it's a fall winter meal. It's very hardy. It's like lunch. You should be napping right now. You shouldn't be about to do it.

It looks like what they eat at Castle Black. Right, yeah. That's exactly what it is. It's an old, poor Irish meal. It's exactly what it is. Well, that's why I sent Mad Dog downstairs to the store to pick up some coffee drinks to get me through this bout of the idas that I'm about to face through the Shepherd's Pie. So let's see what she got.

I just only get a grab bag of coffees. We got a Starbucks cold brew. I got one of everything. Black, unsweet, premium coffee drink. We've got a monster coffee drink, sweet black cold brew. I'm sorry, what now? They make coffee? Sweet black, cold brew, nitro-infused coffee.

Strength is four out of five. That sounds pretty good. That might be like how a tootsie roll is not actually chocolate. It's just chocolate flavored, whatever consistency a tootsie roll is. Like that monster making coffee is, it's energy for sure, but it's just coffee flavored energy. No, it says ingredients, nitro infused cold brew. coffee is the first ingredient and then touring

I got to tell that all one word they may have they may have invented that specifically they might have yeah so big tea would you want this absolutely not that psyched me out I thought he was going to say absente up what is the coffee for? No I don't like ice coffee to begin with I certainly don't like it from Monster

why do you need somebody? I had a big lunch and so now I'm going to get sleepy so oh got to get he had a lunch like he just tilled the fields for seven hours that's the lunchy So I also I asked you to get a bunch So I could share it

I wanted to share the coffee with you guys So which one Which one do you want big tea I've also got three I don't like ice coffee Versions of Duncan ice coffee French vanilla mocha And I think that's regular

Yep You get two So you don't want any No I'm a hot coffee guy Mad dog Can you name the Duncan flavors again Moka original French nilla Can I do the French nilla

Yep Oh, that was dangerously close to spilling Liam's water, the water onto Liam's constantly. So cold coffee is a thing. What? Are you just now? Hang on, hang on. Am I here for the moment in his life when he's learning about ice coffee? Yeah, you're here.

I haven't been no cold coffee. I thought it was hot. So it's not just you. Wasn't there another athlete? I think Nick Van Exel just found out about ice coffee last year. Yeah, he did. He tweets about it all the time. I've never

I tried coffee maybe once or twice I've never taken a full drink of coffee I would argue ice coffee is now more popular than hot coffee I agree I think that's a that's a city suburb thing I would feel like you think

I think so you think suburbs are big on ice no no I think cities are big on ice I think suburbs are hot coffee people Red America versus Blue America Yeah I think that's I actually think it's an age divide more than that. That's interesting.

I think young people are very iced coffee. And then like my dad would never, ever drink that. I think that's a good point. I think you're right there. Avery, do you want some ice coffee? I'll try the monster. Oh, let's go. That feels dangerous.

It's game day. It is game. Oh, Aaron, weren't you talking about going to the Starbucks and Seattle all the time? Yeah, it's a bar. far, though. I was going to get wine. I guarantee they have iced coffee. So in 20, I'm not, coffee is disgusting. In 20, I don't agree with it worst. They did a earnings report on Starbucks and it says more people are drinking ice coffee beverages than ever before. They're massively outselling hot coffee in the U.S. Wow. It's a cold brew boom. I mean, you go to Starbucks. They have the

proper country. They have the one kind of hot coffee and then there's like 19 different styles of ice coffee. What's to switch? I'm curious to like, why are people like now, like, you know, the hot coffee, I'm kind of off. I want it cold. I think ice coffee just tastes better. See, I think it tastes way worse. No, like cold, room, I think tastes better. It's, I think, sorry, go ahead. It's completely dependent on mood for me. Like, I'm not even talking about weather. There are days when I wake up in the summertime, and it's going to be 80, 90 degrees. I'm like, you know what? I want to, I want a hot cup of Joe for breakfast this morning. And then there are days, actually, plenty of days in the wintertime when it's freezing

cold outside and nothing hits the spot like a nice dirty chai latte poured over ice. I think it's insane to start your day off with hot bean juice. Like, I think that's insane, especially hot. Like, that is not a way to kickstart a morning. That's insane to me. Like, I get why they had to do it back when, like, the 1930s. Like, I get why people were drinking hot coffee that to still be drinking hot coffee in 2020 is insane to me. We have so many other options.

Bean soup is what it is. Yeah. Oh, it's just like sometimes I want hot coffee. Sometimes it's nice. Like, I almost get it. I think hot drinks are bizarre. Like, people who are like, oh, you can't drink hot coffee in the winter or ice coffee in the winter. You drink every other drink cold in the winter.

You drink every other drink cold in the winter. Why would this be different? But yeah, I don't understand. What do you think about hot chocolate? I would prefer chocolate milk or like a frat. On it's December 16th, walking through Bryant Park, Winter Village. You want chocolate milk? I mean, no, that wouldn't be, none of these would be like one of my first options.

like I'm just not a hot drink guy I mean I would never drink I would never drink a hot chocolate between the months of January and October sure yeah but like it's much colder than December yeah but it's it's it's really just a Christmas thing for me Christmas drink okay yeah like the the idea of like an Italian espresso after meal makes more sense to me than starting your day with hot coffee I is there a difference between cocoa And a hot chocolate? I don't believe so. No, it's just what you call it.

If it's Coco to me, that seems like it's more of a, like, authentic, maybe South American version. Ooh. The hot chocolate, I'm thinking just Swiss Miss. Oh, Billy's here. What's up, Billy? What's up, guys? I'm on my way. But I feel like people use hot chocolate because chocolate is more of a proprietary term.

So you could get away with not having cocaine. You know what I'm saying? Like you could have artificial chocolate flavoring in a cocoa mix, in a hot chocolate mix. But since it's called hot chocolate, hot cocoa, I think it's one of those words you can get away with it. You know what I'm saying? Billy, can you ask the cab driver if he's a hot coffee guy or an ice coffee guy? Are you a ice coffee or hot coffee guy? I'm a ice coffee hot coffee guy.

Oh, it's Billy. Oh, it's Billy driver. Billy, you're breaking the law right now. At first I thought he was on the front seat of the cab. is that even allowed no not anymore i think there was a time you could billy's not allowed do you really

yeah i used to that's weird I don't like the dynamic of being in the back that's the only that's the better dynamic yeah I want to be in the front I feel like a child in the back Billy feels like a beta riding in a taxi. Yeah.

So, Billy, you don't like being in the backseat because you're not in control. Now, if you were to ask a cab driver, like, would you prefer that this stranger sit right next to you or in the back seat? They'd probably be like, no, put them in the back, please, 100%. Well, it changes up the dynamic. I mean, you know, sometimes these cab drivers, stuff goes awry. What are you in the movie? What's that movie with like Jamie Fox and Tom Cruise? Collateral.

Yeah. Is that what's going on? Like, you're a hitman? Kind of. Even he sat in the back. That's true. Are you allowed to be on the phone while driving in New York? No, super illegal.

Oh, wow. Billy's indicting himself right now. I think that's illegal everywhere. Yeah. Also, this monster coffee thing, it just tastes dangerous. Yeah, that's a monster lifestyle. I'm not, I don't know if I'm about it. I love coffee.

I don't think this is safe. Billy, I need you to drive yourself to the closest precinct and turn yourself in. It's just on my lap. It doesn't have my hands. Like, you're allowed to be on the phone while.

Yeah. In like five seconds ago, you were holding it up and then showing. Like, we literally have footage, bro. Like, what you're illegal. Eric Adams is going to make such an example out of you.

Yeah. I was illegal. This one right here, sir. The DAs nowadays in all these major cities, like the guy who attacked Dave Chappelle isn't getting a foul in charge. So, like, there's no rules. The only people who there's rules for

are people who think there's still rules, but there's no rules. So let me bring me up to speed on that because I missed that whole wave. Oh, boy. Some random dude tried to run up on Dave Chappelle, try to tackle him.

had a fake gun that was really a knife um and then he got stomped out by a ton of security and allegedly um buster rhymes and jamy fox i'll beat the show of him and then chris rock popped up and grabbed the mic and said yo is that will smith and everyone laughed yeah so he got the shit kicked out of him and then he got arrested went to the hospital but apparently they're not pressing charges. And Aaron, I saw the look on your face when, when he said it was a gun-shaped knife. Yeah, you heard that right. It's the dumbest invention, maybe ever. It looks exactly, it looks exactly like a gun, but then it turns into a knife. So it looks like, it looks like a more illegal weapon than it really is. Correct. And got that through security, which it's come out

today it's the same security as the people at the astro world event that turned uh deadly um which is people are going to try and connect those dots security everywhere is bad security know those people yeah gun knife yep that's what don't you get did the thing about the gun knife it looks like a pistol with like a mini bayonet that's the best way to try and stab someone than like like like this like it's the worst weapon i've ever said it's so cool to look at, but to put it in use, it would not work. I'm also very, ran up on a stage with the gun knife.

Yeah, he didn't use it. No, he tackled him. Yeah, he just tackled him. He never drew the gun knife. So they found that on its person after they tackle. Did he have like a political reason? Like, was he martyr? Like, why did he do it?

So I've done some research on the guy. I don't think it was politically connected whatsoever. Oh, it was? Was it? Because I know that he's like a, he was a MAGA Trump rapper. That's what I meant. Yeah. How is that not political?

But no, that was like what he was in the past. I don't think that the attack on Dave Chappelle had anything to do with his political ideology. That part, I think that part's fair. The story originally, though, was that, oh, he, he tackled him because he is standing up for trans people. People just immediately ascribed that theory to me. That's what I thought when I first heard it. I was like, oh, it must be like a transaction. And people just immediately assume that that became the story.

And then two seconds into looking to this guy's past, it was like, oh, no, this guy would never have those thoughts in his life. That's where it's like, I don't know if it's political or not. But, like, Dave Chappelle isn't, I mean, I don't think he liked Trump, but I don't even think he was, like, anti, like, banging that drum like that. Maybe I'd need to double back on Dave's. Yeah, but it just don't make no sense because, The last two or three specials I've seen doesn't have very much Trump. No, no, I don't think that like Chappelle is a big, he's not Trump guy, I wouldn't say. He's just like trying to tell jokes and sometimes they, they rub people the wrong way.

And sometimes he's, he, his targets of his jokes get called into question as to whether or not he should be focusing like that much time as a comedian. But that's what he kind of like chooses to do. I mean, I do think it's interesting that like anyone who's like, Chappelle is not. transphobic at all. It's like, well, he probably could have taken, you know, maybe just like five, six of his material to be about transsexuals instead of all of his, he seems to like really have a thing for talking about him a lot. But again, that's kind of like, you can, you can debate whether or not the judgment of like who his targets are, you know, how, how funny that can be. I think he's still very funny. It's just there, some jokes are funnier than others to me. And

it's like, we can have that discussion whether or not that should be. But, you know, But I don't think that it's, it's not fun to talk about comedians and be like, here's all the ways that I'm not going to write like a verbal think piece about every single Chappelle stand-up thing. I'm just going to listen to him and be like, was that funny or not? And I think that for the most part, he's been pretty funny. One of his more recent stand-ups, I mean, he didn't drop any for 20 years and then he dropped seven.

But it was the one he was performing at Radio City. This was probably like 2017, late 2017. So it probably got released 2018. The entire thing was one long punchline about how the country needs to respond to Trump being president. So it's not that he avoided Trump by any means. And he certainly came out against Trump. I don't think this has anything value in Trump. I think the guy's just like looking for attention.

And like that's why it kind of sounds like you tackle them. Like, because if anything, Dave Schuvel could probably be ascribed as being. a trump allower you know what i'm saying that's the opposite of what i just said i know but i've watched a bunch of his specials and he wasn't like pro trump but he's kind of like you know like rational about the whole thing he compared it to emmett till like in his special so that's i don't understand where you got lost in that track you know what is a trump allower what is oh no he's just like yeah like he's one of these people who like understands that like I don't know. I think he's he's not like

one of these just crazy anti-Trump. I mean, can we stop talking about fucking Trump? He's not even president anymore. Okay. Well, we're talking about the guy that we're talking about the guy that attacked Dave Chappelle. We're trying to solve a case here, Bill. Yeah, come on, Billy. I don't think it has anything to do with

what politics. Well, it might but it might not. We don't know. I was just saying like I don't, it might just be a guy that's crazy. Like, the guy that ended up shooting Reagan. He's got a gun knife. I think we can call him safely crazy. I don't think gun knife guy can have a political ideology because, like, I think he's really was just inspired by Chris Rock,

saw all the media attention that got, and he wanted to do a copycat thing. And like, so he was inspired by Will Smith, you mean? Yeah. Okay. So now it's going to be a floodgate of people just,

like, attacking their favorite comedians. Yeah. I mean, going to happen. Did we? Did we? That was yeah.

Who amongst us didn't see gun knives coming? Tom, Tom, no, we knew that comedians were going to be attacked. I don't think we knew that. I got to be honest,

you're the only person I've heard talking about this. Tom Sedura, all of them are like, yeah, well, now someone's going to try to slap their favorite

Canadian. They're like, we're now, like, that they all said that. Well, that's because comedians by and large are very,

very, narcissistic. And so they see something happen and they're like, oh, that's, now it's over. That's going to happen to me now. Like, we're the last real truth tellers. And I like comedians. They'll probably admit like, yes, most of us, by their very nature, they have to think a lot about themselves and make themselves the protagonist of their own realities because guess what, that's where their material comes from, talking about their everyday lives. I love comedians. I love comedians. They also love coming out and talking about how big of pussies they are. Like, and I love stand up as much as anyone on the planet, but that's every

comedian. Like, I'm not tough. I'm afraid of everyone. I'm a loner. I'm constantly thinking about myself. Like, that's stand-up comedy. I love that's what they say. Like, that's what they talk about. I love imagining these people who have been buying tickets to comedy shows and they're like, I really want to just go tackle this guy right now. I really wish Will Smith would set the precedent for me. Like, I just can't do this until someone does it at the Oscars. That's what I'm saying. It's like, you know, that is Daveyipo's not the first comedian to get attacked. He was not. But he did happen. going to be the live list like one thing that i feel like is flip people's minds and they probably still exist in the self bars used to cover the stage with chicken wire because of how much

shit performers would get pelted with glass uh i mean i haven't seen a tomato get thrown in quite sometime i'd love to bring that back if we could start pelting people with rotten vegetables i think that's a happy medium we can all accept you want to throw a tomato with christ paul and his family go for it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. From comedians to bystandard of basketball players. Listen, I'm just saying, I'm just saying we started in the negotiation risk. We just, we just start throwing tomatoes. Everyone's a little calmer, is all I'm asking.

First they came for the comedians and I said nothing because I was not okay. Then they came for the podcasters and there was nobody left to speak up for me. That's what I like about doing this. It's all behind the microphone. All I have to worry about is big tea trying to throw his chickfilet at me. Which I will gladly accept it would never happen Because he loves it too much All right so Billy we're watching this in real time

It looks like Billy is walking through the streets of New York Billy what street are you on? He just no, he just parked Looks like he just parked I like honestly I know this is probably like dumb brain in me But I'm just so excited to walk into the room While you guys are on FaceTime and then like

Inception That's incredible But it's like when Vladimir Zelensky was doing that live address from his, from the window of his presidential palace. And then he walked down the hallway onto the, like, official addressing the country. Hey, but mute while you walking in, bro. But like mute while you walking in. I don't, I don't know. Is he at that garage, like three or four streets down?

So he's still got to walk like, where are you, Billy? I'm like two locks away. Yeah, so he's got to walk like through the streets. He's at the garage. The way he's holding. I could, Billy, I could have got them

to put your car in front. Come on. I've never noticed his chin like that before. But he got a nice little chin on him. He got one of them like American, got a little American dad's chin on him. Looks like Jay Leno. Like a young spry,

Jay Leno. Like a low key. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit. I never noticed it. So Avery is stressing out a little bit.

We talked a little bit about this on, on Wednesday's nanodosin. It came out on Thursday. But Avery was down bad. Now he's up okay, right? We're feeling good? Yeah, I feel better. They did lose on Saturday, the Rangers.

But I'm going with a different mindset. I think I have to manifest a win. Okay. Because I felt I was down on Wednesday, but Thursday I came back and I was manifesting a win. I was in the building going to be on the stream tonight. It'll have already happened by the time you're listening to this. But I feel good. I feel good about it.

How are we going to feel if they go down 3-1, which I don't. want to happen. I don't know yet. I don't want that. I don't want to even think about it. We're not manifesting that. We're manifesting. They're going to win tonight. Even serious. Yeah. Why are we even thinking about that? I'm just asking. Yeah. No, they're going to win. Questions that are on other people's minds. There are things on the table, though, with the chicklets guys, we're talking about making like some friendly wagers. Biz did say if the penguins win that I should be thrown into the Hudson River, then you might never see me again.

Hmm That seems unsanitary I would agree that if you got thrown to the Hudson River You'd probably drown Well so then I said I said if that's fair Like if the Rangers win He'd have to wear a jersey

Ranger jersey with my name on it And then just call him my daddy On the TNT broadcast No You want to be his dad That's what I meant Yeah sorry Yeah you definitely want to be

Yeah yeah the other way around Did he agree to that Nope he said no So I called him soft And he said to lick his cornhole So we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, okay. Yeah. Here comes Billy. All right, Billy's walking the front door walking upstairs. So if you want to know how to break into the barstool sports HQ, just watch Billy on YouTube and if you want to slap your

least favorite podcast. I'm not saying they come up for it. They come up for comedians. They go come out next. But yeah, they, I've been scared of that for a long time. And I, my desk sits right at the front door with my back to it. And I've said forever that something bad's going to happen at some point. Big T is the first one to get shot. I welcome it. I welcome it. If you've got a problem, come highlight me, though. If someone comes into the office, Big T is the fur, if someone has a gun, Big T is probably the first one. The first one they see with my back turns. Yeah. And an orange hat on. Yeah. Well, you look like, oh, yeah. Maybe you'll think that he's hunting.

Oh, that's not a deer. We never really talked about the gun knife thing, though, like the logistics of the gun knife. why would you why is it's got me very confusing to think about like what type of fights you should be bringing that item to I'm trying to think more of like the thought process behind sneaking that in because you know they're on the lookout you would assume for weapons. So is your thought process like, oh, no, it's not a gun. It's just a knife hoping like they're going to have a laugh about it and let you in with the gun knife knowing it's not a gun. Like is that? Because my thought process with the practicality of it, the only way I could see it even being slightly effective is if you, like you had a hostage and you had the gun knife up to their head.

that's like the only way to inflict any damage with the knife. But even still in that scenario, a bullet's much more effective. I agree. It's kind of intimidating. If you have the gun in the hostage situation, you have the gun pressed to like the side of their head. And then you take it slightly off, extract the knife part, and then you hold the knife up to the throat.

I feel like that's intimidating. That's a very intimidating move. You just confuse everyone. You confuse everyone, but somehow it gets like a little bit more violent if there's a knife involved at that angle or you can just lie and be like yo it's both so like it shoots not me what mind your fucking manners it's both fam billy's been in the office for four minutes and still hasn't even come close to coming in the room he's lost he's in the kitchen my only my only other thought is like this guy let let's assume he's made more than one crime in his life i think that could

be fair um if you were like hold up a liquor store or something with a gun knife Would the charges be less knowing it was, in fact, a knife and not a gun? I don't, I don't know. Because, like, you can still get in a lot of trouble if you have a fake gun. Definitely. A personating a weapon is the crime, too, isn't it? But is it less trouble than if it's a full gun? I would assume so, yeah.

I would assume. Right. So that's where it can, like, you could still pull off a decent amount of crimes with a gun knife. Yeah. Just by flashing it, because most people, 99.9% people are going to be like, oh, that's a gun. And you'll probably get away with it. But if you're trying to look long-term at sentencing,

that's, I'm trying to make any sort of logic with the gun knife. Maybe, maybe the guy was shooting a music video, but he was a felon so he couldn't purchase a gun. So he bought a gun knife so that he could hold something up that looked like a gun. Yeah, but he ruined it now because now I'm like, if he shoot the video, man, that's a gun knife. That ain't a gun. I figured it out.

here's why you get a gun knife you get a gun knife if you're going to like i don't know an outdoor picnic or something like that or a six steakhouse and they offer you a knife you're like no i've got my own and you take your gun knife out to cut your steak that would be pretty fucking cool does the trigger activate the knife because if it doesn't what are we even doing here with gun i think it has to it has i didn't look at the the logistics of the um is then it's like a if that were on your coffee table oh that's my gun knife no it doesn't yeah that's well wait it might it might it might so it's just it's it the blade the blade goes into the gun so it would be how you'd have to pull it maybe on the

side i don't know if it does i'm gonna keep you buck hey billy so guys what's up how we doing inception bro billy's now in the studio Wait, Billy, let me see myself on FaceTime real quick. No, that's you. I can see you on, oh, no, there I am. Crazy. Hey, we're doing a podcast. That's just, that's wild.

Wow. That's my POV of this. So, Billy, gun knife. Do you think we should get one as a podcast? Oh, a million percent. Okay, let's get a gun knife. I'll look it up. Did they actually shoot two?

No. We can't order that. In New York. He's trying to go to jail in New York, man. We just got to get a gun knife. It's a knife that looks like a gun. I bet you gun knife cells have rocketed, skyrocketed. Probably.

Because no one knew they existed until now. They went from one to five. What if that guy, it would actually be genius if that dude had like an Etsy shop where he made gun knives and he produced the first one? viral marketing campaign. Yeah, so now everyone's looking up gun knives. This was his whole plot. There it is.

Gun pocket knife on Etsy. If you bet the wrong way, get a gun knife. Yeah, there it is. Every bottom right, bottom right is sick. That one, that one. The one with the wood grip. The middle. Yeah, that one.

They're all labeled as with like dad embossed on the wood grain for the perfect father's gift. Now that, that one is awesome. Oh, that is nice. That's much better than whatever this guy. They're going to show how to open it up. It looks like a small gun, though. How do you hold that?

Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. You cock it back for it to come out. It's fucking. Check, yeah. Well, my smaller the gun, the bigger the blade. That's what I've always said.

Only 46 bucks? This is a steal. Wow. It's on Etsy. I saw, I think I told us. The whole office getting gun knives. Seems a bad idea. Um, my buddy had a knife brass knuckles.

And he was going to Canada and they searched his stuff. And they found his knife with brass knuckles. He got arrested for weapon smuggling. It's like a felony, right? Yeah. In Canada, yeah. You can't bring either of those things, let alone combined. He was a minor though, so got off.

So you can bring a brass knuckle knife into Canada if you're a minor. Yeah, but they take away. Oh, you're only 15. Have fun. And it gets a race when you're 18. But if you got in trouble again or something, show up. Well, Billy, welcome back from Las Vegas. Billy just came into the office.

And curious to know how your experience that the win went. The win? Yeah. Drop the ball in that one. Yeah? What do you mean? I didn't get to the buffet. You didn't?

No. It was go, go, go. There's so much stuff to do. Oh, Billy. I was working. I couldn't find the good. time. Did you get a new pair of pants? What I, uh, yes I did. What I did what I wanted to do. What was that about, man?

It was, let's just say, um, someone who really knows trends, uh, designed a really great video. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. So Billy, yeah, would have to see me bro from the hip. No, it was a false flag. It was a false flag. It was a false flag attack. What does that mean? I, we, I mean, we, we, we we choreographed it. it was i had a really old pair of jeans that were tissue paper and i've been seeing these uh videos go viral and i was like now it would be the perfect time so he set it up but it was really you orchestrating your yeah i didn't think it was going to rip that cleanly that was a surprise it was a very clean rip it was like shocking yeah uh but what my what i really

wanted to do was on the day of the fight i wanted to cut weight like cut 10 pounds off and then try to gain back at the wind buffet so I was going to try to have like a 30 pound weight swing in like a short amount of time like just like as a video like cut weight like a fighter jump row like you know like in the sauna and then eat it all back at the wind buffet as much as I could it was going to be insane but didn't have the time had to do some shooting stuff for the pre-show and stuff so Billy was up all night hanging out with Dmitri Bivel. How'd that go? How's your friendship going with him? But the thing, that's crazy. So I was hanging out, I didn't speak a lick of Russian. Everyone was just speaking Russian the whole time.

Bavall just the night after the fight, he just stayed up all night. No one was partying, but just taking calls from his family, his friends, responding. Like, literally, like, props to him after, like, he actually responded to every message. and talk to everybody who reached out to him just all night just on his phone Can I ask about the clip where You said hello to someone Like in his camp or whatever

And then you just like kind of filed in Were you supposed to be there? Well I hit them up And they're like yeah 100% I was like can I walk out with you guys Can I like chill with you guys And they're like yeah the ring's the same size When we get there

I mean It was a I just didn't know if it was like a spur of the moment Like I'm just gonna follow and see what happens oh i may i made good friends with the trainer who's an american uh shout out taylor and he was probably one of the huge reasons why it ball did so well because he was in such good condition down the stretch he like out like out cardioed canal in the last six rounds and that's what really pushed him over the edge and i mean the the whole team they're just

such a humble group and they're like a really tight-knit kind of family type organization so you know it was a they're just an awesome group of dudes to hang out with i mean they are they are russian which there was a little bit of a language barrier and humors are different like a lot of the jokes they cracked especially the older guys were from usss like old russian movies so like they had a bunch of references that i just had no idea but like their whole like media and like in what in what world were they making like i don't know hunt for red october jokes about you like what were they saying how are they busting your balls their but capitalist pig no no they kept calling me uh they well they did the thing where they try to teach me russian swear words

and then i'd say them and they'd laugh that was a classic really got the the group going yeah that is that's a pretty good one um but baby you do that the babies so what was the mood like when when Putin called him uh that didn't so we're so On Sunday, on Sunday, I, on Sunday, wait, wait, wait, wait, real quick. If you watch yesterday's part of my take, stop, I don't want to joke about this. I'm just saying, like, we interviewed, we interviewed Billy when he was live in Bivel's camp. And I was asking Bivel, like, who's the most famous person that you got a text from? And as I was asking that, Billy was going like this into the camera, like he wasn't on camera, be like, no, no, no.

And then he hit me up later. He's like, like, I don't want, like, Putin hasn't talked to him, but like, I don't want people. asking you of Putin. I was like, dude, I wasn't asking about food. But you made it very obvious. The whole thing, I mean, you were the one that was nervous. He should not, he should not be defined by, you know, like stuff that's totally out of his control. He's such a nice

guy. Like, literally agreed. I took it. Alex We took him to, uh, it was like a Putin's empathizing. No, he's he's, he's actually not from the president of Kyrgyzstan called him who he's very close with who they're like, that's

really where he reps. For me, it's the president of Finland or no one. Yeah. That's all. That's the one phone call I want. No, but we then, uh, we went out to play blackjack and I told them that the MGM grand blackjack tables aren't fun because you lose way too much money, way too fast. If we really want to have fun, we should go to the $5 tables, which I've been, I was killing

all weekend. I was doing this, I had this blackjack strategy and I, I, I probably just went on a lucky stretch doing this, but I've been playing out of this mind. What is the strategy? The strategy is berserker blackjacket. You split any pair. You double down nine through 12. You double down on 12.

Hard 12. Double down. Why? Just fucking go for it. You got to outsmart the cards. If you play how you're supposed to play, you're going to lose anyway. Yeah, we've been playing by the book for forever. The book that has taken us to the cleaners.

Yeah. So you just got to play crazy and play two hands at once. Play crazy. and just like go with your gut on the double downs, 9 to 13. You have any card sharks on your list? So actually this is, I'll check the list. I probably do. But it's funny.

So Beval was rolling up in a mask in glasses. And we were going to, and it was very conspicuous because no one was wearing a mask. It's Las Vegas. So when we got to the table, the lady, the dealer was like, what the hell is this guy doing? so they thought like because he was just trying to stay low key they thought he was actually a card shark so they like asked for his ID the pit shark came over and was like interrogating him and he like he's like what's going on I don't know what I just want to play cards so I was like do the accent in front of them uh no but I did I did find that uh to bridge the language barrier speaking in

pigeon English was much better. So in what is pigeon English? Just being like being like do you want to play cards? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It was it was I mean I was sitting in a room not knowing what was going on for hours But how's that different from your normal life?

Understanding You're just in Vegas when it was happening. Yeah. No, but then a sandstorm hit it was Then a sandstorm hit and we were high up in the MGM and this sandstorm rolled through and we were high and I could see out over the Las Vegas airport

so like all the flights were canceled. I got in like 7 a.m. this morning. I flew out there at like 3 a.m. But it was nuts. He's just such literally like, he was making all these remarks out of the fight like sorry Eddie Hearn that if I ruined your plan and like us and he apologized to the Mexican crowd.

sorry for ruining Cinco de Mayo he wasn't saying that like cockily he was like actually apologizing for ruining their time he's a good guy he was such a genuine dude and uh he cooks great steak oh you know it was hilarious uh i was explaining to the whole uh of his camp how the mountains turned blue on course light and they were fascinated by it they don't have that technology in what they're like look look look blue mountains now drink it gray mountain yeah they don't have that yeah over there it's just like the vodka turns red once you drink too much of it

and makes your throat bleed yeah he drank one cores light at blackjack and we were home by 10 and that was I think his celebration post fight so wait did you get to talk to him and say okay let's go to these five dollar hand tables with that two million dollars that you just

earned or three million whatever it ends up being did he actually play five dollar blackjack yeah we played five dollar blackjack Bivel did yeah he played the way I played i taught him how to play my style i said we were winning and he was really he thought the like yelling double down to double down and like getting really hyped up for the double down was hilarious that was so it's like you guys it seems like you guys share a brain i i think we're like minded in some ways okay you definitely have an affinity for this guy like you uh you definitely got a little bro crush on

no i i mean it's just so crazy like he went out there in front of like if you were at the fight you'd understand like how much his job. Yeah. You kind of you're fawning right now. I know but it's it's like witnessing it was one of the probably biggest upset like on paper like face value upsets in the history of boxing. I'm like

super happy for you guys. Yeah it was just it was awesome. Oh guys I've got breaking news. Oh North Korea has just banned yoga pants what the fuck? Damn. That was going to be worse than that.

That's the last straw. That's because they had no... You know what? Yeah, but they know what? You say there's no cakes in no career? Well, there's no food. There's no flour and eggs. You can't make cake.

What a line. I'm not mad at that one. I knew what he was going to say, but he actually did it so much better. Yeah, he actually... Way to bounce back, Bill. Well, yeah. Yeah, exactly. He really's officially back guys.

Yeah, no yoga pants in North Korea. You know, just when you think that a regime is finally turned to the corner, they have to pull something like this. It is funny, though, to take, like, grandparents and then have them see yoga pants for the first time because they're like, wait, what the fuck? Like, people, people can just be naked now? I guess that's cool. And it's funny because every old person's like, oh, this disgusting.

They would have killed all the grandparents that listen to Macrodo. out there you would have killed you would have killed to go to college during the yoga pants era telegram man if you disagree yeah you were you were jerking off to cave paintings you would have you would absolutely love sit in the back of the room by the way what did yoga pants what in yoga like why does yoga need you to wear those types of pants yeah may i interject yes yes it's like uh i'm wearing yoga pants right now it's like uh um freedom of like movement thing movement yeah it is they are super comfortable from what I've heard they're super comfortable and light and you have full range of motion

with them we need to normalize men wearing yoga pants yeah yoga pants are awesome you guys should get on the train I mean Lulu Lemon's huge for them I'm not them I'm talking about of course bird dogs they're huge the men community they feel like nothing they took their designer that's what we were talking they did that's true yeah exactly thank you I knew there was tie in there. Yes. So as a sweatpants guy, I feel like yoga pants are really the next step in comfort.

The only problem is they're just very highly inappropriate for a professional setting. No chance they're more comfortable than sweatpants. No chance. Like that's a bad take, though. You don't think so? Way tighter. I spit the majority of my life in the equivalent to yoga pants. No.

That's true. That's true. I forgot about football pants. They just did. It just dry fit. And the shit underneath is just drive for it. Yeah. Yeah.

Mad Dogg, what's more comfortable with yoga pants or sweatpants? Sweat pants. Okay. I feel like there's going to be serious chafing in yoga pants for men. Really? Yeah. No.

I think that's kind of like the whole point. They stop. Yeah, they stop that. It's not the chafing. It's the tightness. Yeah. No, but like think about how yoga pants are constructed.

You'd have to build like a pouch for dudes. Well, yeah, but most yoga pants are made for women. I would assume that they would change the shaping of them. Well, then I think it would sacrifice the, like, what makes yoga pants, yoga pants. There would be, there would need to be a pouch area for sure. Yeah. Yeah. You want some, you want some dude yoga pants?

Yeah, no, have like, I don't know, a shorts looking thing in just the front. So you don't have to see all the bunches and all that. And then on the back, on the back have a be skin tight. So it's just like your ass on the back. Or it's like, it's, you know how like men's jeans and women's jeans are like constructed differently? A 30 in men's jeans is not a 30 in women's jeans. You'd have to be like that. Like, it's made for different body shapes.

Mm-hmm. You remember those old onesies that had buttons in the back with a flap? Yeah, I still wear those. Those are another thing. We should make, I feel like on this show we've discussed so many times things that we were told would be big parts of our lives via cartoons that never happened. The pajama pants with the butt flap is a major one of those. I do.

I wear those in the winter. Dead serious. The night cap? Do you wear an actual night cap? I don't. I need to get the night cap. I need to get the night cap. And then when you soar, it'll like bounce up and down.

Boot near. I need the, the candle that I walk around the house with. The candle. To see what the bump in the night was. Yes. Sticks with a band, pajamas like through the back.

Do you get in through the back? You put your feet through the butt hole? There's buttons down the back. Like, and then there's the flap, which does not like work to go to the bathroom at all. Like it is It's not

There's a reason Yeah, it's just funny I think it's funny They're very hilarious Yeah I feel like that would be It could get real messy Real fast Yeah it's just like you can't

Like access anything And like it's hard to Get your dick Where it needs to be When you're peeing And also pooping Yeah So yeah Billy said the

The bandana on the end of the stick The Bindle Stick for Hobos Yeah I don't think that's a thing really anymore you know i heard of uh hobosexuals it's people who are are like their only sexual preference is trying to find a bet that's the new little fun fact i heard oh wait hobo that would mean that you were sexually attracted to hobos though just it's on urban dictionary okay i've heard of hobophobic is that real it's a no effect song yeah scared of bombs okay so um

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met some, some stoolies, some macro dosing fans, some part of my take fans. They wanted to take a picture. I was like, absolutely, let's do it. End up talking to it for a while first. And then what turns out one of them owned a restaurant down there or managed a restaurant, which he invited me to go to the next day, fantastic. Seafood towers are back. Seafood towers are amazing.

I don't know if you guys are about that seafood tower lifestyle. It's incredible. They just bring you out all the coldest, freshest seafood that they have. and it's it's like a novelty drink that you could eat i always love it had a great time down there shout out darling oyster bar and uh so anyways at the end of um hanging out with these guys like let's take a picture took the picture it caught me in between blinks in the picture i look they all say i was not high in this picture but they tagged me at the next day and i was like dear god like i that is i look like spikoli from fast times it was

was the highest if i saw that i would never stop making fun of myself for that because i look like the highest individual ever it's it's like it's almost like a meme like a guy that is like arrogant yet very very high that's what it looks like to me but i wanted to say for the record i was not high when i took that picture i promise you i wasn't nobody will ever believe me i was blinking i was blinking during the picture the camera caught me at the wrong time so um don't use drugs everyone is what I'm saying. I'm not a drug guy. Okay, now that I got that off my chest,

today's episode of macrodosing, we're going to do something a little bit different. We're going to do rapid-fire grab bag. So Mad Dog created this list of topics, potential topics that we could do. How many are there on the list? I think there's 37. 37 on the list.

We've hit some of them. I was going to say it just occurred to me that if we're doing, like, how you described it, we have done some on that. We've done some. So we'll just do it again if we get one of those. This is the list I made. to like get this job what if we exhaust all of our topics can we do full episodes on these

topics what if there's nothing left to talk about just ever we got to create new stuff to talk about well we can also see like okay if we explain it first and then we can we can discuss that all right so it's a list of topics and um how many say 37 something like that 45 45 now wow okay so we'll do a random number generator or we can just like grab somebody in the hallway be like hey what topic should we do i can go grab oh yeah why we just grab people and tell them to ask us what to talk about yeah or just pick a number yeah and then they can talk about that topic with us on the list and so we'll get into it for like 15 minutes or until we're done talking about then we'll do another one this is the fuck it episode the lightning round episode over under two and a half

that we get to over i think i think we do exactly two and a half how do we know when to stop i don't think we know when to stop. I can put a 15 minute timer on. No, I feel like that's cheating. I like that. No, because you have to like get a shit. Much rather. The reason I think it's under is that they were going to hit on one and the conversation

is going to take us to such a place far away from the initial topic. Go grab Dana Beers. Do you think this podcast is just for people with like ADHD? No. Our episodes are four hours long, Billy. I know, but like. Hmm. Good point.

That was that that right there is as close as Billy will get to admitting defeat in a conference. Usually it's anyways. Yeah. Yeah, whatever. No, I mean. You know how they say that soccer is a gentleman sport play or it's a hooligan sport played by gentlemen? No, that's the other way around. Soccer is a gentleman sport played by hooligans.

Rugby is a hooligan sport played by gentlemen. Yeah, but no. There's also a lot of racist undertones to that because because in a lot of countries, it was. like soccer was a sport of the commoners. Like in South Africa, it was like soccer was during apartheid, soccer was a black sport and then rugby was a white sport. I did not know that. I just remember, I just watched Invictus.

Yep. That's exactly, yeah, that's where it came from. Perfect. So Dana Beers just came in here. Coley, is there any any awkwardness? Are you cool with Dana? Never have been. I don't know. I have zero inkling on what why I'm here right now.

Yeah, refer to your text. No, no, I know. Yes, I know that part. You're right. Dana, Dana, I've, I jumped to conclusion. Yes. Which is fair because, you know, you never know what's going on my mouth. So we're just, we're just going to have you pick a number between 1 and 37.

Okay. 45. 45. I'm sorry, 1 and 45. And then you're going to stick around for a little bit and you're going to discuss what the corresponding topic is. Okay. Three.

Three. Subliminal. Advertising. Subliminal advertising. I love it. Actually, that's a good one for Dana. It is. Yeah, Dave is beer guy. You're the beer guy. You're the subliminal. Yeah, it's actually the opposite. It's super liminal advertise. That's what the Simpson talked about. Pretty straightforward. I love beer. You guys should love beer. I have the biggest like free ads guy in the world. Like I just give Miller a light a free ad every Friday. Do you think that subliminal advertising works on you? Yes. Absolutely. What do you think the market value of your beer tweet is?

I'm telling you, if a beer brand just hopped on, those things, those puppies get in 500,000 views. I mean, like, I feel like Ravel should have a stat on that. Has no beer brand jumped on? No, because it's not responsible drinking, apparently. That's true. Yeah, yeah, I mean, but basically your whole, your ad campaigns are just like, let's see how many of these things I can chug until I pass out. Binge drinking. I feel like there's got to be a beer company that was like, yeah, we're cool with binge drinking.

What if the non-alcoholic beer company came to you and said, we want to sponsor you? I can't, I can't in good faith support that. You've got, yeah, you've got more. How much would it take from O'Dul's? Personally, 10K. Such a low number. Yeah, that's not that high. Shocking.

For a week or what? A couple beer tweets? They've got 10K. Dude, it would be great if it, if the company was just D-A and then in capital letters in slash A, your own non-acolic beer. Oh, okay. Yeah. Does that count as subliminal? No, that's, I think it's also superliminal.

Okay. But, oh my God, D-N-A, wow. Yeah, not D-A-N-A. That's the name of the beer. D-A-in-A. Finally, non-alcoholic beer for men. I'm cool with that. I'm down.

Dude, you know what's so sick about in Vegas? At the blackjack tables, they can give you, they give you unlimited beers. Yeah. Unlimited beers. So in my head, every time I got a beer, it was like getting a $5 chip. So it negated my losses. Yeah, you drink for free. Yeah, pretty much.

That's how they keep you in the casino. I, dude, I was chugging those. It worked. It worked. Actually, a stoolie just tagged me in a, uh, a tweet of me playing berserker blackjack. It was pretty sick. It has seized me with like seven double downs. $5 each.

$5 each. No, no. You're also standing, which makes it seem like you were like very menacing to this poor dealer. No, no. I was just very excited because I like to, I get a very animated at the blackjack table. Yeah, Dana, as a marketing expert,

yep. What's like in terms of looking at your Instagram content, do you ever get ads like targeted ads for things that you think that you've heard people talking about all the time um it's mostly like clothing uh like jerseys and hats of specific teams that i've been talking about yeah and it's very it freaks me the fuck out yeah you i mean the targeted ads for you must be shocking because you own jerseys from like every team and the weirdest players yes who's in your hot rotation right now i've been looking for or a uh gym sorgy for years oh okay find one and i don't want to personalize it that's the holy

Grail of backup quarterback jerseys. I've been looking for probably three years, and I can't find one. If anybody out there has a Jim Sorgy jersey or knows where to get one? I will pay top dollar for Jim Sorgy. And he is not a good negotiator. So just name your price and Dana will pay it. He'll undersell what he's asking for and then oversell how much he's willing to pay. He's like, listen, O'Dul's $5 you can take over my entire Twitter feed.

Do you have one of these, Dana? Is it Patrick Ramsey? I have him. Oh, no. Redskins Jason Campbell. No, that's a good one. It's a solid one, right? He probably started too many games to be in a representation.

He did. He started like, I think, two and a half, three seasons. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't bought one in a while, actually. If I can find a Sorgy, I will pay top dollar. That's like the ultimate backup quarterback. That's my white whale. He was, I don't even think he played quarterback.

I think he was just a guy. Yes. That, like, he was an accountant. And they said, okay, you're going to be Peyton's backup, but you'll never have to play. Yeah. So just stand. He's probably his HGH guy. Actually,

no other think about it. Yeah, there's also a theory when it comes to subliminal advertising. I don't know if you guys have ever picked up on this. But, and this is very real,

so don't balk me. A lot of companies like to put, like, allusions to genitalia in their company's logos. You can look and you can find, oh yeah, we talked about that one time.

Yeah, our macrodosing logo is PFT and Arian are each a testicle. And then there's a beaming-up spaceship which looks very phallic. It does, yeah, it's a penis. Yeah, it's a big penis. We didn't like ask for that,

but that's kind of what they designed. You know, uh, Arnold, Hey Arnold's grandpa has a dick on his head? I did not know that. Look it up. His head has a penis. I'm looking it up right now. He's got a butt chin and it goes up like up to his forehead.

And it's a dick. Hey Arnold, Grandpa penis. Head penis. No, Grandpa Phil's head is not supposed to look like a penis. from BuzzFeed. Is there any vaginas? Yeah, so let's just look it up real quick. So genitals in company logos.

I bet you there'll be a bunch of them here. There's this one for a chicken company that is just a cockballs would come coming out of it as a rooster. A cock and ball? This one's not good. Arlington Pediatric Center is a children's hospital.

and it's just like an adult getting head from a kid but it's supposed to be like patting the kid on the head oh god look at that I don't want to see that it feels illegal to look at I'm not going to send it

send it to the group don't do that don't send it that should be a crime well it is to even draw that they thought of that here we go Tesco buttermil Look at that. That's just a good old English dick joke right there.

Hold on. What was the thing that you said? Arlington Pediatric Center. Pediatric Center. I didn't realize that this was such a big crew. Yo, why would they do this? Yeah, they need to have somebody looking that over. The NFL, I think.

Didn't somebody say that they had like a vagina in one of their logos? Oh, no, that might be, that's easily the worst logo of all time. That's pretty bad. What do you think of the NFL logo area, the Shield? I like the old one. I mean, it's a very, you're splitting hairs on what they did to it. But I think it was 2008 or nine or seven, 2007. After 2007, they changed it.

I felt like the old NFL had that little curly. loop type looking thing i look a little more i don't know you know maybe i'm just nostalgia but i just it's it's a and if i got a good logo i think it's good logo okay uh dan you got anything else on subliminal advertising no i think it's uh it's very present and it's a real thing uh i've definitely been um duped before and i will be duped again so yeah that's about all i got is this what you're doing you're just pulling in people with yeah yeah we want next Going rapid fire. Your choice. Quigs?

Yeah, get quigs in here. He's a good guy. Last question. How long did you know? Oh, Billy. Billy. Billy. Okay, I don't. Now he thinks that we trapped him in here just to ask him now.

Billy, we can't be asking everyone. Okay, okay. Whatever. I'm out of the loop. What do we ask? Yeah, don't worry about it. Doesn't matter. What we discussed before the show. I used to think the NFL was a government entity because it's national football yeah I literally thought it was the government

I thought it was like a part of the government I thought it was like like with the military like how FEMA and like the CIA I also thought that about like the NBA like the MLB I thought it was like the government so when like play runs professional sports yeah I thought like when players got in trouble like the government was like enforceable so like well Roger Goodell definitely he used to think that he was

the government where he was like in charge of punishing people I think he still thinks I think he's right too I don't think he's completely wrong yeah I mean in a lot of ways the NFL is is bigger than the government I mean the MLB is is kind of a government entity are they not they are they are protected by the government and that they are allowed to be exempt from antitrust laws right Right. And that was why the steroid thing was like an actual trials, right? Yeah, like federal. I'm not sure. They were called before Congress.

Right. Yeah. And I feel like they wouldn't do that. I mean, clearly steroids have never infiltrated football. So that's why they haven't been brought to court. Correct. Yeah, I don't know if that had something to do with it. Okay, we got Quigs in here.

Quigs, you may recognize him from an old episode of Macrodose. Quig's recurring guest on macro dosing. Hello, everybody. Hello, welcome back. We're just having people pick a number between 1 and 45, and that's going to correspond to a topic that we have, and then we're just going to do rapid fire. It's a lightning round.

Okay, I like that. I'll do 17. 17. Ooh, that's a number that when you go like one to 100, a lot of people pick 17. Is it? Is that true? Yeah.

I mean, I pulled that out of my ass. That is no, like, that's not like my number I go with usually. Sounds like bullshit. Also, Billy one time spent like, I don't know, five minutes talking about what numbers were good. And it turns out that like all even numbers are good in his mind. But he was walking through him one by one. He's like, two, that's a good number. Three, bad number.

Yeah. Three is a great number. What's wrong with three? Four is a good number. Five, bad numbers. Three. No, three. Do you have a little bit of like an evil context.

Yeah, yeah. No, three is a good. All numbers are good until seven. And then it's bad. Like, three is a good number. because it's the first three. Three and five shit on four. Yeah, no, but four is just a shittier two.

No, but four is just, it's, it's the first four, though. No, it's just two twos. I know, but like, that's cool. It's the first four. I know what Billy's saying. Yeah, it's like two twos. All prime numbers shit on four. I don't know.

I don't like prime numbers. But like nine's cool because it's the first three threes. And it's like, that's cool. Like four is the first two twos. So it's cool in my head. You keep saying first, like there's other two twos that are coming down the pipeline. No, there's no two pairs of two. Well, like 41 is bad.

That's a bad for because four's already had the first four. No, it's Alvin Camarra's number. That's a good number. No, that's 41's not a good right. Quigs, what are, what's your like determination of whether or not it's a good number? I think prime numbers stuff. Yeah. Whoa. Why?

Well, because they're not divisible by anything. That might be your worst take I've ever heard. What? Prime number sucks. It's literally if we're going to If we're going to try to communicate With another language I mean with another species outside of this planet

That's the first thing we're going to do To communicate with them is to give them Prime Number system Yeah I mean Matt is like universal But that would I'm saying bro They just they just suck because of like During school and homework when you get like Try to freaking reduce a fraction

And you had a prime number in the numerator And you're just like what the fuck am I supposed to do Then you're panicking You're sweating and you look at the clock and it's ticking down five minutes left. Yep. So that's why we hate prime numbers. That's why we all hate prime numbers.

Billy's having flashbacks to fourth grade. No, you're right around the corner for him after work. Quiggs is a, are you a math genius? Um, not real. Well,

I'm good, but once I got like to a certain point, which was like differential equations, I could not go anymore. But like through like higher levels of calculus, yeah. what's the hardest math problem that you can solve right now right now like probably not great i'm so like out of that loop but if somebody had a whiteboard that they left in the lobby that had like uh out of the full quadratic like it was a quadratic equation you could just step right up

easily damn that's pretty i would need like i would still need a count like my mental math isn't like great you still like a t i 89 yeah yeah but like i could i could do something of that all right so mad dog What is 17? Lizard people. Lizard people. Oh! Let's talk about lizard people. Let's talk about it.

Oh, fuck yeah. So lizard people, it's the, I'm assuming this is about the reptilians. Yeah. Hillary Clinton, you know. I love going on a deep dive on YouTube and looking at like proof that the lizard people are real. And it's like an obviously doctored clip of George W. Bush blinking his eyelids from the side. Yeah. It's like, look, he's a lizard.

Basically, that's sort of, that actually stems from. from like the royal family in the royal families of europe because so there's this like there's this one bbc correspondent when we were talking about the royal families who thinks that all the royal families of europe since they're all like inbred intertwined all related to each other and because they're so inbred through intermarriage they're a different like not like the base idea is that they're a different like ethnic group than the people they rule because if you think about it they're all marrying each other so like and like for example um prince uh the guy who just died philip was the king was the prince of greece but

philip is not actually by any means greek like he doesn't look like a greek he's actually a reptile yeah so that thing is that the whole like rumor like uh conspiracy stems from they being so them not looking like and being so like different ethnically from the people they ruled being these taller uh sort of stemming from those denmark uh those danish kings like having like the nordic build but taller in their sense or so inbred they're not like they sort of look meek and they have like long limbs probably from like stuff like marfan syndrome and stuff that's by genetic and breeding okay so they look sort of let me ask you this billy uh all things being equal if there was like a super attractive human

and then a super attractive or super attractive woman and then a super attractive woman who is also reptilian which one would you want to procreate with more because I know you love fucking frogs I mean there's tons of fish in the sea

yeah not all of them but some of them can be on the sea and on the land yeah so you go for an amphibian Billy's into any chicks out there that are amphibians Tell me the secrets. Yeah. If you have gills, slide into the DMs. Don't really do that.

Yeah, they don't have gills. Yeah. They have porous. Cloacas. Absorb oxygen. Yeah, Quigs, have you ever heard of the reptilian conspiracies? Not, I mean, a little bit, but that, isn't there a little bit, like, Mormonism? They have, like, lizard people or some sort of lizard god or...

Yeah. I don't really get where the jump to, like, lizard people comes from. Like, what? So it comes from, this is a very cool one. We actually discuss this on one of the first episodes, but there's a picture online of Mary. You know, father, no, no, there's a picture online of a monkey with a baby, and it was a human baby, and it was a monkey and an alien.

And if you look at like an alien, a monkey, if you imagine them crossbreeding, a human would come out. You know what I'm saying? an alien and a monkey look up alien monkey baby picture okay we can pull it up for it let me pull it up but basically the idea is that they think that uh like a higher advanced dating back from the dinosaur group of beings uh have been surviving and like predate okay so i've i found the picture that billy was talking about it's right here it's uh an alien monkey genesis and it's just a a woman that's also an alien and then there's a monkey next to the woman and then they're holding a baby next to

and they're like wow how crazy is it that this baby that we drew looks kind of like this monkey that we drew combined with this alien that we drew and so yeah you can draw anything and be like look doesn't this other thing look like a combination between these two other things but like for example the idea of jesus being the immaculate concept like there's all these stories like was was Mary impregnated by aliens and are is that her spawn you know Jesus like an alien like half alien half human being and you know the whole idea of Christianity was really just a way for aliens to enslave us I would say yes I think we got to the bottom of that one yeah but no it's like all these different I don't by the way I don't believe any of them um but like for example

there was super diploid there's certain raptor species that also there's the other photo look up dinosaur being like dinosaur evolution dinosaur humanoid

dinosaur humanoid yeah okay there was a natural geographic episode about how if small raptors actually ended up evolving

to become a higher, yeah, the Trudon, that they would one day evolve into being like a, like a lizard like being that had higher intelligence because they had mandibles. The whole reason why primates became so smart and we became the Alpha species is because our hands could manipulate matter around us. And these dinosaurs Trudon had hands that were highly advanced. So the idea being is that they used those hands to like become a higher evolved humanoid, which, crossbred with monkeys at some point to create human like the lizard people kings and queens that ruled over

the monkey people just the monkey of all the people I love all the I love all the like artist renderings of what these reptilians would look like if they were real because it's just like a guy being like hey this is what I'm pretty sure that a reptilian would look like and then he just gets to draw something cool if you go to the Wikipedia page for reptilian conspiracy theory it shows a man and then a reptile man standing next to each other

and the reptile man is about almost twice as big as the regular man but they gave him the tiniest dick ever like this reptile's got just like a little little baby dick that's that's bad artist that's bad um i don't know like what sort of uh concept you would have to have um to think like okay reptile would probably have a way smaller dick but i love that he's so detail oriented with it well you got to think about like humans actually have one of the highest penis to body ratios out of all animals

like excluding whales and stuff but like monkeys, gorillas and chimps aren't really rocking what animal has the biggest dick compared? I think it's maybe dolphin or whale I think it's a whale right? There's like some of sex that have dicks

oh you're talking about the ratio yeah the ratio there was a huge oh I don't know we'd probably be the species with like the biggest variance in dick size probably I mean maybe it's like you don't think it's a universal experience well no but it's like I don't inspect

but I almost feel like all animals have roughly like if they're the same species roughly the same size dick and then like humans go like all of them dogs have different dick sizes yeah they're like I see a lot of great Danes out there that have like little bitty pinkies just like tiny

tiny hogs considering how giant they are my dog's got a freaking howitzer I'm just saying Sick LeRoy's is bigger My dog's dicks bigger than your dogs All right

Well that was reptilian conspiracy theories With quick The origins of it is Kind of interesting So Michael Burke Barcoon Professor of Political Science And this is off the wiki

It's not how true this is But a professor of political science At Syracuse University posits that the idea of reptilian conspiracy originated in the fiction, Conan the Barbarian, the creator Robert E. Howard in his story, The Shadow Kingdom, published Weird Tales in August 1929. The story drew theosophical ideas, the lost worlds of Atlantis and Lemuria, particularly Helena Beloski's The Secret Doctrine, written in 1888 with its reference to Dragonmen,

once had a mighty civilization on the Merrian continent. I don't know it came from Conan. That's crazy. Yeah. In the ideas that these reptilians who have existed on Earth so much longer than us as a, you know, very intelligent life form, they have survived mass extinction events by either living in the bottom of the ocean or in the hollow Earth so that they aren't, you know, don't have to deal with asteroids, volcanic eruptions. because it's safer down there i'm so for that i've i've heard i've heard uh that what's that other conspiracy where like there's another race and that they actually planted us here like they invented us like and they invented us so that was yeah i was professor i actually wrote about

a blog about that that we might be the byproduct of like alien litter that aliens like because there was this picture of a solar flare which kind of looked like a UFO sucking plasma out of the sun and I was like in my mind I was like yo what if our solar system

is just like one of the like last gas stations in the desert so aliens just keep trying to fuel up their plasma ships with our sun's plasma and then like over the millennium some of like the alien litter with like a little bit of microbes just accidentally

got put on earth and we're just like an overgrown like moldy uh like dish that hasn't been clean because it's just dirty you know what I'm saying yeah like we're just gas station litter for aliens and we're just like the little bugs crawling on I'm ready for some I'm ready for some shit like that to be true like to we find out like where we can't like because this this reality is boring I was saying that till the pandemic happened and then it's like holy fuck and now there's It's still boring. Dude, having to die more. And like that, the script writers for those seasons.

Dude, the script writers, are you kidding me? Like, I remember back in December 2019, seeing these videos of, uh, from China, people with masks on just falling dead in the streets. Yeah. Quicks, are you bored with the world? Are you bored with reality? Do we need to spice it up a little bit? No, I mean, I'm just like, you got to be expecting like weird shit to happen now.

It's normal. Yeah. I think. And it's like weird stuff has always happened. different weird stuff but like no matter what area and it's like things that don't normally happen will happen yeah there's a new avatar coming out that should be a good enough for you right aaron you saw the commercial for it the trailer oh bro not as i recorded it on my phone before i drop just so i can run it back you know what i mean that day yeah it's just this it's been waiting this

is my super bowl i've been waiting on this way i don't know how long that's funny hearing me say that right yeah well yeah i mean you did play on the texans so Hey, man, I did my part. But, uh, fair, uh, yeah, man, this album's just excited, you know what I'm saying? I see it letters a lot. I get tagged in every avatar, everything. Thanks to our wonderful listeners, like my shit blows up anytime anything avatar drops, which I appreciate.

I'm going to blog that quote like I don't know Aryan. Like I did my part. Aaron Foster rips, Texans, teammates. They're not going to say I don't. didn't you're not wrong i don't i don't look at sports like that i don't look at it like it's there for i just like the cars didn't fall our way like like she could go anyway either way i just i just know i did everything i could you know don't include any that context big t never just just i did my part i was a superstar on that team yes it tore up his his his basement and

anger hey man hey man i'm just i'm just saying i'm i'm humble guy but I didn't I didn't get 14 surgeries and I'm hurting at the age of 35 to not say I didn't do my thing in the NFL I did my thing fuck that yep that's a fact uh all right thank you quiggs no problem thank you can you can you select somebody else surround that you think would be good to come in do rapid fire young sound bob's take on something okay munchtown box you should also include you should also include big tea that uh arian's new super bowl was So ever since he watched the first avatar, it caused his super voltage. I didn't like, did you like the trailer, Aryan?

Well, I try to go into things that I'm excited about. Like, let's say I'm in a relationship with a female. Let's say I'm about to go out to eat with like people that I love or a joke. Anything that I'm excited about, I just cut off mentally the expectations I have for it. it. So because you set yourself up for failure every single time. So I don't, I didn't have any expectations for the trailer. I know what I got from the movie originally. I loved it. And I was excited to see what they brought to me this, this, uh, this, uh, this go around. And I loved what I saw. That's fair. I make no shit like that. Yeah, I just didn't like, they, they didn't really

reveal any plot in the trailer, which is fine. It's still a ways. Oh, I mean, kind of, um, you know, sky people come back and find a way to fuck with the only thing that i was like what is this they have the little human mixed baby they had a little mixed baby i didn't understand that they got to explain it to me are you talking about coli's kid that he's holding no coli's definitely not mixed i was talking about the avatar just interesting interesting timing yeah mixed mixed mixed with you and your wife for sure no i i get what coli i know people will get it only mixed baby yeah Oh I don't wait

M-I-C-K Oh Kat, that's what I thought Okay It is a mix Very white Very high Almost see through

How white she is So so the But if you look at the trailer Like there's this There's this You know what I'm saying There's a little There's a little half breed

And He's like half human Half I'm assuming Avatar I forget what they call Are they cuter babies Than human babies? Those people are way more beautiful than humans

Arian also hates babies Hates human babies You hate you I'm just saying You're a stand for an alien race Bro, we hunts this place I'm not a fan of us We're dumbest, this is the dumbest thing We are the dumbest thing on Earth

Arian thinks human babies are so ugly He's actually Skyping in right now He's at Brett Kavanaugh's house He's outside protesting him doesn't care about about women's right to choose he just thinks like

less of these ugly things running around so many ugly babies that should be less I'm pro choice for that okay so we're doing more rapid fire on macrodose and you want to introduce yourself to all the listeners out there hang on hang on hang on hang on

do you not know his name I don't know his name Jake it's great to see you brother I'm sorry What's your last name? Jake Bass, producer, Bass. Bass.

Bass. Hey, Jake. How's it going? I don't think Jake and I. Rimy big team. I don't think, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I've never, I've never hung out one-on-one before. Correct? No.

Yeah. So, um, so I apologize. There's also a shitload of Jake's running around this office. Yeah. No, no, you know what? No, that's a real, that's a real life lesson moment right there. I don't take offense to it. No, it's not.

It's not. It's not. He admitted to it and he's just like, you know what? I don't. Like, what's your name? I'm also admittedly, I like it. I'm also admittedly terrible at names. Like, I, I would recognize you walking around the office.

I would recognize you outside the, if we ran into each other at a bar, I'd be like, oh, that's the coworker. I see him usually on like the other corner of the office from where I walk around, but we've never had occasion to work together one on one. I got a trick for that. I am also shit at name, so I have a trick for that. And also, a lot of times I meet people, I don't know if I met them before or not. So when I, when I see somebody, instead of saying, nice to meet you, I always say, nice to see you. Yeah. So that eliminates the already met you.

I actually had a moment the other day. I was so embarrassed. I was at the, the Preds game. And we were, my buddies and I were in like the store and we're walking around. And this guy says, hey, what's up? And I looked at and I said, hey, and just kind of kept walking. Like, hey, what's going on? Assuming it was somebody that, like, knew from bar store or whatever.

and I walked back over to my friends and I was like fuck that guy played football with me in high school and they're like yeah Adam Gilg we all said hey to him and I was like oh man oh I probably shouldn't have said his name anyway yeah so I bleep it out bleep it out

well no I mean no I knew who he was I just I didn't realize I knew it until later but yeah you big time to you big time to shit at him like not I mean I said hello to him I just didn't realize I knew him until later I'm also terrible with names I'll be with someone for like days and not

and just like avoid using their name because I don't know it. Well, I'll have numbers and I don't know who I'm talking to. Numbers like a football player? No, no. Everybody should actually wear a jersey around the office and be like, what's up there, one, one?

We used to have those. Remember like back in the old office, it was like the bar still like the red pullovers and it had like the number employee you were. Yeah, that was actually kind of nice. Oh, here's another trick. If you don't know somebody's name, you say, hey man, how do you spell your name?

And they'll be like, J-A-C-K. Yeah. I was like, I, you never know, you know what I'm saying? Some people spell it different. Yeah, I'm also like a big-time diva, so I don't, I, I only know Big Cat's name. Some of you guys in this room on this podcast. I don't bother. You know, Keith Oberman was, like, famous for that.

He wouldn't even, like, make eye contact with people at ESPN until they were there for, like, five years. That's who you want to have things in common with. Yeah, I know. That's what's so awesome about, like, bro. And dude is you can get away with not learning anyone's name. Yeah. Yo, bro. Bro.

I guess that's true. Dude. All right. So, Jake, what we're doing, we're doing rapid fire. And we're having people just pick a number between 1 and 45. Then we're going to do like five, 10 minutes on that topic. All right. So the choice is yours.

When you leave here, we're going to have you get someone else. Make it someone else. PFT doesn't know. I know a lot of people. I might not know their names at any given second. I do forget every name. almost like I'm just admittedly very that should be that should be the random fire just bring somebody in there and see if he knows of me I don't like I don't like that

game on the street rob a random passer I do you know my name yeah your real name yeah Eric oh damn it oh damn it all right shit I thought I really had you on that one that's not even the same thing no I go yeah um 27 27 is it true that Trevins. Trent doesn't bother to learn. There really is something there. I worked for Foreplay for like my first six months.

And Trent and I outside of recording just didn't say a word. They went to Houston together. I mean, Trent's the nicest human being alive. He's just like, yeah, you just, you came in and you hit record. And then you text me promos. And that was it. Yeah, Trent is honestly the nicest person that I've ever met my life. Ever.

And I do admit that I actually have a problem with learning and remember. I learn names, but I don't remember them. But it's not because I just. I don't care. It's because it's like a big gap in my memory that I have. It's become an issue. Got to cut down on not taking all these drugs. Right.

Okay. So 27 might be a bit hard. It's the 12 levels of conspiracy theories. Oh. Which is something that we got into when I first started. All right. So Jake, what's the craziest conspiracy that you've ever heard that you absolutely do not believe in? But it's just like a wild.

Or that you do believe in. Oh, yeah. I'm heavy on conspiracy TikTok actually right now. Okay. That's, like, become a big thing. This isn't, this isn't, like, the crazy. I think the lizard people thing, that really gets me. We just talked about that.

Oh, we just talked about that. Like the, I see, like, a lot of TikToks, and it's like, AOC, and it's like, did you see what happened? Then it's like a slow mo when her eyes become, like, reptilian. Your football coach is a, is a lizard person. I mean, yeah, he's an elite human. I went to Alabama, so I'm a big Alabama fan. Nick Saban, that means, like, Belich. Anyone who's, like, an elite pop match.

I can first or see Belich. Philip Fulmer was. wasn't correct yeah you wasn't good enough no well listen you're not going to catch me like simping for phil fulmer he stabbed his his uh uh uh what's the word i'm looking for his mentor i guess i don't know it wasn't but but he stabbed johnny majors in the back while he was recovering from heart surgery stole his job made a deal with the devil to win a national title in in in 1998 and then we've been dog shit ever since you're not going to and then was a terrible athletic director not a phil former guy at first i thought he actually stabbed somebody the way that you

phrase that no he just uh he he took johnny major's job while he was in the hospital recovering from surgery and johnny majors didn't talk to him till the day he died to respect the hell out of him for it hmm damn i didn't know any of this that's crazy the lizard people with the sideways eyelids are great i forgot that aOC got drawn into that recently yeah she's got she's got weird eyes. She got big eyes, yeah. I think, I mean, I think we can all admit AOC is attractive, right? Yeah. Right? Regardless

of your political, I'm looking mostly at 15. I don't think we can admit that, no. She kind's got bug eyes. A little bit. You don't think she look good at a big C? It depends on the picture. I mean, I'll say. Some of them she does. She has a high variance. I will say that

there are ones where she looks great and then there are ones that... Wasn't that everybody? Like everyone takes bad pictures? No, you want Who's somebody big T that has never taken a bad picture? It's not a bad picture. Madison Cawthorne. It's like

sure, there are pictures where people look back, but it's like hers swings wildly. Oh, so you're saying there's discrepancy. You want someone that's consistent. You say the highs are highs and the lows are lows. Correct. Maybe the photo you're seeing of AOC isn't actually

her. Oh, we got a rather place. You want a nickmarked Cakesas, not an Adam done. Couldn't have said it better myself. We got a replacement AOC theory out there. Yeah. I mean, there's like the theory that these people of the higher we'll call it, like the lizard people basically,

they're putting tubes and, you know, there's different ones. And that's why people look different in different times. Like the Aver Levine theory and kind of all that stuff. Like these people look different. There's a big theory out right now on TikTok that Megan Fox is a succubis and that she's been slowly stealing machine gun Kelly's life. life force oh that also could be the copious amount of drugs yeah i see i seen something about this and i don't know if it's i don't know if it's true or not uh but they said she said that they

occasionally ingest each other's blood is that yeah yeah yeah that's that's like what billy bob thornton and angelina jolly used to do they used to actually wear vials of each other's blood around their neck yeah that was cooler i would argue damn i thought i was in love i guess i have not in love like this holy shit i don't think that's the kind of love you want to be in where you're like that you don't know you never been you've never been you don't know you don't know that you don't know that I've never sucked blood I might have my red wings that's the kind of love that oh jeez you I said might that's the kind of love that ends up on like first 48 hours yeah it's like it's not normal it's not healthy if you're like we're so in love with each other that we

just we bite each other and drink each other's blood it's like oh that's I don't think that's love that you're talking about. Who was Megan Fox married to before MGK? He was like, you know, a director? Shail Abuff. No, that was just the Transformers. Because I feel like,

whoever that guy is, I feel like must be really upset that he wasn't as loved as obviously MGK is. At least a couple times, I've been a couple kids. Oh, still like had sex with Megan Fox, which is pretty cool. That's, I mean, that's pretty big flex. Got to be a shot of it. This is high key way off the other,

but have y'all seen these racist turtles going around on the internet? No. What? Okay. I'm going to send it to the group, but it's shit is the funniest thing in the world. So if people. Yeah, there's a little racist turtles. So this dude who did a video and he put a turtle in front of a white shoe.

And he just kind of like, just, you know, goes by it, you know, calmly and they put a black shoe and this turtle just attacks it oh yeah i'm watching this the funnier the funnier thing was like there was like y'all gets worse and so he put the turtle in the middle of all white shoes surrounded a wall of white shoes and he just calmly crawls away from the white shoes there's a black shoe out of the way and he beelines to it as fast as the turtle can and just starts fucking the black shoe up it's the funny his shit in the world. This is hilarious.

It's taken to another level by the edit that you sent specifically with Dr. Umar at the end. Oh yeah, there's hilarious. That's what makes it funny. That's funny. That shit makes it hilarious.

But that's got to be, Billy, you're an amphibian guy. That's got to be a reason for this. So it probably thinks that it is another turtle or a female or male turtle. Either he wants to dominate a male turtle

or attack a female or a mate with a female. turtle. I think he thinks it's another turtle whereas a white like stuff that's white is not like turtles are there's no white turtles yo and the

funnier part is like with the edits in the in the in the music they have Tupac's song and it's I see no changes. I see his breaks his faces we got to be better than this guys imagine turtles turtles your people

turtles bring bringing segregation back let's go to 2020 let me look for the actual um yeah it has to do with color no don't well actually actually take it back i don't i don't want to be well actually actually don't i think he's racist that that turtle's racist i just want to believe that it's not all turtles it's just this one particular turtle is just racist as fuck well the other thing that kills me is every year the world's oldest turtle goes viral for having a birthday he's like extremely like a hunt like I'm sure Billy knows him personally

but someone always quote tweets it and is just like this fucking racist and that goes viral every time he'd have to be he's like 300 years ago it got to be if he's the old turtle he's racist he's a product of his time guest that's why we should never build

statues for old turtles let's take down the the lonesome George statue in the jalapagos all right Jake anything else you got about reptilians um nothing really insane no that i will say that story

reminded me at the episode of curb when larry david has the racist dog yeah that was the first thing that came to mine but i don't think i've seen that one but it's when like leon and all them come from like new orleans and the dog is just just only barks oh wait hold on i think i didn't see that one actually curb is genius though um yeah other than that no i appreciate you guys having me on all right reptilians that's a that's a hot topic as of as of late You want to grab somebody else?

Last thing on the 12. Hey, go grab somebody that PFT you don't know. Get somebody that he doesn't know, Ariens says. Last thing on the 12 levels of conspiracies, the lab leak theory was considered. Yeah, the lab leak theory was considered on the same par as Holocaust deniers. So, just putting that out there. Was it? Yeah.

Man, what? Yeah, so it was like considered lizard people's pretty far down there. You know who's a lizard personally? No, but wait, I'm curious to know what you mean by that. No, there was 12 levels, and the 12 levels listed different conspiracies. Actually, if we want to pull it up. Oh, on that graphic. On that graphic.

Okay. It was put together. This isn't, you were saying this like this was a fact. Like, these are the same thing. Somebody made a graphic on the internet about levels of conspiracy. By the way, I'm using Holocaust deniers as a milestone to show not like that it was a very deep level. That's what I'm using it as. that it is not true.

Right. The Lab Lake thing hasn't been confirmed, though. That's the only thing. I'm still open here. I think it could very well be what happened, but I don't think that anyone's ever said, like, hey, here's how we have proof that this is how it went down. Just saying it was crazy that was made that deep with the Lab League theory.

By this one guy that made a graphic. Well, that graphic was considered... It was considered to be canon. Yeah. Well, we're talking about the graphic. We are. It's also a podcast. Most people, I still haven't seen the graphic.

So that when you just say things like that, it makes like you're making a one-to-one connection between the two. So I'm pulling up. Well, you're probably making more people find out about the graphic just by talking about it so much. I got to see the graphic, man. I don't think I would like to indulge it. I think that this is one version that I will send to you guys.

That was Dirtywood. Big T did to me, though. That was, I mean, it was so obvious. Yeah, I didn't have a choice. Right, bro. That was grimy, bro. Do you want to introduce yourself?

Yeah, that was, that was a time. To me? I thought it was, I thought it was, no, no, he said to the listeners out there. He said you were, I thought it was smooth. Big T. Cut that motherfucker. I mean, you could tell so easy. I knew.

I knew as soon as you weren't like, hey, Jake Bass. I do want. I'll keep it a buck. I thought, I thought you knew everybody in the building, bro. There's like 300. You sit nowhere near and would have no and would have no reason to know Jake. So why don't you introduce yourself

to the listeners out there, buddy? Me? Yeah. Smokes, Tommy Smokes. Tommy Smokes. Yeah, Tommy. So it's Tommy smokes. Everyone knows Tommy.

We all know Tommy. We all know Tommy. He didn't know Jake Bass. He didn't know what his name was. He did know? PFT did not know. Jake and I have never had occasion to work together one-on-one or anything.

Okay. I was comforted by the fact that when he was producing foreplay, it took Trent going on a trip with him to Dallas one-on-one. And Trent is like, no one will ever say a bad word about Trent. So now I'm like, okay. Trent's one of the worst people we work. Yeah, Trent stinks. Listen, a lot of talk today about burners out there. And I'm getting ahead of it.

I did have a burner account on Reddit. Oh, my. um with which i used to talk shit about my co-workers and so i wanted to publicly say it is this for real it was just about trent i was just yeah a hundred percent flay i was like where was trent on nine eleven yeah i've wondered the same thing yeah okay i actually have to get something off my chest we all know that you had a burner account yeah i used it to post blogs to so i'd get more views that's i'm hand up wait why would posting it on a on a burner get you more views No, how many people followed the bird?

Well, I didn't want, I didn't want like an actual, like account to me on Twitter or Reddit? To Reddit. Oh, Reddit. So I'd post it so they'd get more views because there was a lot of viewership. Wait, would you be like, oh my God, this blog was so funny? No, no, I just post it on taglines. And then I would sometimes use it to find nature's metal videos. Would you or would you not be like, hey, I just came across this blog on barstlesports.com.

Isn't it funny? Like, it sounds like the guy that wrote, it's really cool. No, I just would push my blog. Tommy does that from his regular account. Like, I post it. I post it to like NFL, like, NFL, Reddit, like places just like, you know, to be a good blogger. I'm just want to get that. Yeah.

I agree. Good job, Billy. All right. So Tommy, what we're doing on this episode, we're doing lightning round of conspiracy theories. So we've got 45 written down numbers one through 45. I need you to pick a number. And then we're going to do like 10 minutes where we're just talk about that thing. 29

That's a good number This is my birthday Oh happy birthday Thank you Well just It's the most recent 29 Wow

You're 29? No no no No no no My birthday is April 29 I'm 26 Whoa man Whoa man D B Cooper

D B Cooper This is one that we should probably We should actually Probably do a whole episode But Tommy's face lit up on now I just watched a documentary On him like a couple months ago He's the pilot that disappeared right

Yeah Yeah, he... I'm about to say, fill me in because I've never heard of his dude. So, D.B. Cooper, without looking it up at all, he robbed a bank, right? Oh, I don't remember that. Does this catch me if you can?

No. Uh-uh. Okay. D.B. Cooper robbed a bank, and he had hundreds of thousands of dollars in suitcases. No, no, no. That's not what happened. Okay. He took a plane hostage.

Yeah. Asked for money. That's right. Got the money. Then he jumped out of the plane with a parachute and, uh, No one knows who what he is. His description looks kind of honestly, I get all those sketches mixed up

because he kind of looks like the Unabomber sketch. Well, he's like wearing a suit in it. And you're right. That was my mistake. I was trying to remember where he got the suitcases. Yeah, no, they landed the plane. They brought the suitcases of cash out to the plane, released the passengers for the money.

And then he kept the pilot, I think, and then took back off. And he jumped out somewhere around, I want to say, the California, Colorado, wait, do they even border? No, but it was like, I believe it was near the Rocky Mountains. Yeah, between California, Utah, Colorado, yeah. It was somewhere like Pacific Northwest adjacent. I think the plane might have taken off from Oregon or Washington State. And so he was flying in the hijacked plane.

His plan, he said, I think, was to go to Mexico with the plane. but then he opened up the back hatch of the plane and he jumped out. He was wearing like a full suit and tie, I think. Yeah. And he had the suitcases with him and he had a parachute. And he said that he jumped out, but they never found his body. They never found the cash either. They found, I think some of the cash.

Yeah, they found a couple of bills with the serial number that marked. They took note of all the serial numbers of the money he was used and they found some of those in a stream washed up in Colorado, I think. Yeah. So they never found him, but allegedly the height that he jumped out of and the velocity that the plane was going, it should have been enough to kill him as he jumped out. But somebody on the plane or one of the trailing planes said that they saw a parachute open, meaning that he probably survived the jump and he got away with all of it. Yeah, because I saw they interviewed multiple people later and they were like, oh yeah, I was married to D.B. Cooper. I think on his deathbed, he told me I'm D.B. Cooper.

had a neighbor who was like yeah our neighbor was so fucking weird and we think he was d b cooper well they think that d b cooper must have been a paratrooper uh in the military because that's how his knowledge of planes and jumps uh you definitely need some experience in that field and what year happened i'm not sure 70s maybe i think it was the 60s i think he was a world war two vet they think um because of his uh how did he take i think he took the plane hostage with a gun And it was a military issued weapon, they think. But a lot of people have said that, yeah, I was married to D.B. Cooper or, like, claimed that they were D.B. Cooper on their deathbeds.

I think that's an awesome way to go out. Just tell your family that. And then you could live, like, the most boring life ever. But you tell your grandkids, as you're about to die, hey, I was D.B. Cooper. And that's just a great gift. Just trolling your grandparents. That you can keep giving on and on and on. Yeah.

Who'd we lose there? Us. Us. Yeah. No, we just can't. see you. We can hear you fine. D.B. Cooper sounds like the coolest guy who's ever live. I don't. If he really did, if he really did like parachute and get away with that, that's one of the coolest things to ever happen. Correct. Yeah. If he just like dropped to his death, like that sucks.

But if he pulled that off, that's sick. Like, that's an incredible. That's, that's a caper that can truly like only happen once. I've always wondered this about bank robbers because we only hear about bank robbers when they get caught and so I grew up thinking if you rob a bank you get caught every single time like no one gets away with it but people have to get away with it all the time right or else nobody would do it well 90% of all

bank robberies in the United States I think happen the people come from Charlestown Massachusetts I also saw I saw the town the movie I don't know Is that a documentary I'm pretty sure that's I mean RA is known to hang out in those exact

bars so it might be real uh is that the gentleman mark walbert pretty much yeah yeah basically it's like it's it's very it's mark walberg adjacent it's in the walberg cinematic universe yes it has to do with boston yeah that's what i figure out it's a thriller from from boston basically mark walberg's in it yeah but you're thinking of um the departed they always talk about bank robberies on the news after they caught the guy. I don't think that they ever talk about the bank robbers that get away with it because then more people would rob banks, but people

have to be getting away with it, right? Otherwise, there's no reward. What's the risk first reward? No reward. I'm going to Google that real quick. Jamie, pull that up for me real quick. That stat I gave is absolute bullshit. Both again, Billy. The start of the beginning of the movie is like there's a

bank constantly being robbed in Charlestown. There is no safe banks. You can not leave your money anywhere. Like from what I, how I remember is that not Charleston's getting bank robbed, but people from Charleston are going across the nation to rob banks. That I'd almost believe. It's such a small neighborhood. Yeah.

Like the fact that there's just one bank getting robbed over and over. It's just simply not enough space to have this many banks. Yeah. Like they're going out in Boston to rob banks. Okay. What's the best bank robbing movie? Fuck, we should rob a. bank kind of you you've committed at least three crimes on this podcast already you're the

I would never rob a bank with you no but like just like now you're a conspirator could we like could we like set up like a you know like escape the room thing could we like set up a bank that you could rob with your friends like as a group bonding experience I think that's a really good business idea we set up a fake bank not only is it a good business idea they do it everywhere across the United States called escape rooms. No, no, but not like an escape room, but like this is an escape room where you have to

go in, rob the bank and like try to accomplish it, take all the money out, and escape by the time, like there's a time limit where the cop show up and shoot you with paintball guns. I think that would imagine you accidentally go to the wrong bank

get the wrong address and you think it's the escape room and you just get shot dead. That would be. a great prank to pull on somebody to be like, okay, we're going to meet at this company off-site meeting and you have like a business set up that's like the bank

robbery experience. It starts off with like an instructor being like, okay, we're going to simulate this perfectly. Everyone knows. So just so you're aware, we're not going to ever pull the trigger, we're just going to pull the gun out, but everyone there is an actor and it's up to you to get away with the money any

way that you possibly can. And then they drop you off at a real bank. These people are amazing. actor It's like Sal and Mur are in the back Watch this All right

Pull the panillos over your head You're cracking up back there I've looked it up a little bit Just based on a cursory Google search I'm seeing that 60% of bank robbers Get caught That's still a lot of people that don't get caught

Yeah that's nearly 50 And I feel like the numbers buffed anyway Because they don't want to encourage it Yeah You got to, so the answer to your question here in the best bank robbery movie, I really, really like inside man. That's what I was to say. That was my inside man. Yeah.

But is that a movie? It's technically a joint. Is it? It's a Spike Lee joint. I didn't know that. I didn't know that Spike Lee. Oh, he's in it. You can tell by the camera, the camera angles.

Yeah, that's true. But yeah, that is one of my favorite movies, period. That's that man, solid, though. Yeah, that, I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I spent a lot of time trying to figure out, like, and I usually don't like doing this, but like what would be the plot hole here? I think that very specific robbery of Nazi money could work. Like, you could get away with that.

It's the perfect crime. Yep. I'm seeing right now that the clearance rate, meaning the rate at which you get caught for bank robberies, in 1976, it was 80%. So eight out of ten people that robbed a bank in 1976 got caught. In 2001, it dropped to 58%. How is that not exactly the inverse? Like in the 70s, you should have been able to get away with almost anything, and now we should be able to catch you for anything.

Yeah. Huh. That's a good point. Oh, how much does it count cybercrime? Like, why are, like, robbing a bank? That should also be easier to catch. Much easier. Well, so again, the 58% was in 2001.

So it might have changed since then. Yeah. I mean, you just said 60. We're up 2% since I won. I think you're right. I think we got a rock bank. Yeah. You're what I see the funny ass to it.

He was like, yo, times used to be wild. You just stroll into a town on a horse, beat up the mayor, and then you're the mayor. Yeah. Yeah. So somebody else kicked your ass and then you just get like exiled like an old lion. It was a much more fairer. system, I would argue. Yeah.

I mean, it was cut and dry. Tommy, you have anything else about D.B. Cooper that you want to discuss? I said, I was thinking that's the other day. It is pretty crazy how lax we were about plane hijackings before 9-11. I feel like we were very okay with people hijacking planes and it was just like, all right, just bring it back. Yeah. Reading the article, like there was tons of plane hijackers and usually they'd hijack, they'd

hijack, ask for ransom, or they demand to be flown to Cuba, or they, like, yeah, it turns out it happened a lot. People always say, like, oh, I'm going to fly to Mexico and I'm going to get away with it. They still have police in Mexico. I feel like a plane hijacking is almost impossible to get away with it. Like, literally impossible. I feel like didn't people get away with it a lot back in the day? They might have. I just don't understand how because you fly a plane and then, yeah, you get off at the airport and they know that you have to walk out of the plane. It's hard to lose a plane. Yeah. We've seen, I mean,

are we done Malaysia on here? No, but we should. No, we should. Malaysian air? Yeah. Yeah. Get into that. I've got my own theories on that one. They claim that there's this guy that knows exactly where it is. Well, they found some of the records. He's not telling. No, he knows where it is, but it costs a shitload of money to go out to the middle of the ocean and then to dive and to look for the planes. It's like a multi, it's like a hundred million dollar operation. How does this fucking guy know? Well, because he's, he's a scientist that It studies radio waves as are transmitted around the globe.

And he claims that by looking at the small interferences in radio transmissions that were sent on that day, you can see where the radio waves, these small waves, were bouncing off an item in the sky in that part of the world. And because it was in the middle of the night, there were very few planes that happened to be over that part of the Indian Ocean. In fact, I think there was only one plane, and that was Malaysian air. And so they can claim that they can track it and then using how much. fuel it would have had and the settings the core setting that it was on at the time and they can suspect that maybe the pilot was also incapacitated when it happened because he flew it up to like a high altitude and depressurized the entire cabin and everyone thinks that everyone on board had been

dead by that time they can speculate okay this is where the plane ended up running out of fuel then it did like a little spin and that's where it landed so they've they've got it the guy claims that he knows where it is but again it costs a lot of money to go out there. And they have found wreckage, but that's some of the wreckage that's washed ashore in like Madagascar. Yeah. And the southwest, southeast coast of Africa. Yeah. So they know that it broke up in the ocean somewhere and it wasn't just like landed and hijacked or whatever. But that that's here nor there. I do think that hijacking a plane, it's like, okay, you can find the plane, follow the plane, especially if it's hijacked and you know there's criminal on it. Yeah.

You know, you can follow it, see where it lands. And then what's the guy going to do after it lands? Just like walk off the plane and be like, I'm getting away with it. I mean, some people think, uh, never. Okay. All right. Uh, thank you, Tommy. Yep. No, thanks for having me.

It's Tommy, right? Very funny. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy, Tommy, Smock. All right. Thank you, buddy. Can you grab one more person?

Can Tommy choose somebody? Thanks, Tommy. He's a good kid. You think he'll stick around? Hope so. Yeah, I do too. World needs more Yankee fans here. Um, yeah, bank robberies.

we should rob a bank, guys. Yeah, dude, I think it would be sick. I got to tell you, 40% pretty good. You got to have an inside person. I feel like that's the key to it. Is it a bank robbery if you go into a bank and you just like write a note saying, give me all the money in the safe? Yes.

Yeah, literally no effect. Remember we were talking about that director who handed the lady a note? Yeah. like that's just like the note is such a bank robber move yeah but why would that not be a bank robber yeah why because you just walk in and you just have a note that says you're to ask to rob the bank you're just asking for the money you don't you don't tell them that you have a weapon you don't say or else i'll shoot you i think no one's tried this you just i'm curious to know like is that a bank i would like to see this argued in court i'm not going to lie there we go big t let's go and i'm

I'm simply exercising my first amendment, right. Well, hold on. Why wouldn't, what, why wouldn't you say it out loud? I think the robbery part is the act of taking the money. I don't think the how you rob it is. It's like you are coming in and asking you to take money. That's not yours. I'm using my first amendment.

And I'm saying, Kate, so Kate just sat down here. Yeah, Kay. We're talking, we're talking bank robberies. Okay. Is it a crime to go into a bank and to just write down on a piece of paper? give me all the money in the safe and then hand that piece of paper to the teller no I don't think so I think we should do a counter argument if I may play devil's advocate would be that teller now reasonably thinks you are robbing the bank therefore she or he

a man can be a bank teller would act in a manner as though it was being robbed it's like one of those things where it's like if you yell fire in a movie theater even though if there's no fire it's like the what's the word it's like uh just not disturbing the piece but inciting it right yeah you're creating a dangerous situation i guess but i'm on the piece of paper i'm just writing what if it says may i please have all the money in the vault yeah i think that's different thing to give if i'm the teller i think this guy's flirting with me this guy's okay all right you just write your number i write my number and i wink at him and i'm like okay here's your treasure we should do like a like give me all the money this is a prank for youtube yeah it's just yeah it's just

prank there's a camera filming this right now this is steve will do it right david dobra it could be like any one of those things yeah dude we should 100% rob a bank i'm actually so pumped so we came up with a good business model i think it's a good business model where it's like an escape room okay except you just meet up and then they simulate a bank robbery yeah and so you get to actually participate in a fake bank robbery but everyone is acting like it's real so it's like a fake bank You can really get into it, like yell at, someone to get on the floor. Like, well, we were talking about, sorry. Well, no, go ahead.

Well, I was going to say, we've talked a lot about liability on this show. You can't be the training ground for bank robbers. Like, they would not green light this business. Oh, no, it's just a group, it's like a group, you know, a team. Yeah, plane simulators were fine for a while too. And then we had to reel back those reins. Listen, what are you insinuating here, Coley? I'm saying in 2002, it was harder to get plane simulators for a reason.

Look, when you go to a baseball game, it says on your ticket, if a ball flies and hits you in that and kills you, that's your problem. Surely we can get a fake bank. And we talked earlier in this show about how they're an owned and operated government agency. So I think this is a little different. That's true. I'm sure it says something similar on other sport tickets as well. What very much less likelihood that it could ever happen?

I just know a lot of people. would probably be like, like, it's a hard thing to do for the first time. You know what I mean? I'm sure your third bank robbery is a lot easier than the first one. If you could get some training, a little practice, might make that first time a little easier. I would watch this shit out of a show that the bank people, it's a brand new bank opening and they're under the premise. It's a reality show following.

It's like hot people bank in L.A. And like, we're up for following you because you're hot. But what they don't know is that a month from now, they're going to get robbed and we get to watch how they handle it. Like, I would watch the shit out of that. Yeah. That's good. I like that.

Like Bar Rescue almost, but. But Bank Rescue. And you come in, yeah, bank, that's another show I would watch. Shoddy Banks. There's raw chicken in the vault. I'm trying to do frat rescue where I go to frats. Oh, that's a great idea. I think that would do well, though.

It's pro-rescue. It's just very hard to convince the company to expense my trips to colleges to frat houses. Yeah. Plus, respecting women is interesting. What would you be rescuing them from? Woo. Bad. Bad vibes.

Bad vibes. Your doormand sucks. The ratio sucks. All right. So, Kay, what we're doing here, and for those of you listening, this is Kate, Barstool, Kate. We're doing a lightning round of conspiracies. And so we've got, we've got 45 of them written down. So just pick a number between 1 and 45.

17. Oh, we already did 17. Billy, there's something there. Sevens, I told you down. I told you. And every person. And one, 27. I rescind.

I said it was bullshit, Billy, but the second 17 got me. Billy said, Billy said everyone picks 17. I don't think that's true, Billy. But it's seven, like, sevens, like, pick number between one. When you tell us regular seven. But you, that's because they know they can't choose one through 10. No, when. He slid me a note earlier that said, if you don't pick 17 when you go in there, I'll punch you

in your fucking mouth. When you tell someone to pick a random number, there is something about threes and set. Have you seen these people on TikTok that are like, think of an animal that starts with an E? And then it's like now, and they go through all these questions, but basically it just comes down to like guessing a number. You go through all these long steps and they're like, you just thought of 11 or something. And like there's a way that you can like people guess odd numbers, I think and like seven's a lot. Because like what are you numbers? Every time I've seen those.

Every time I do, I think of the most outland. right they haven't got it once but but it the the the average person when you say e thinks elephant and then they know how you're going to think throughout it yeah there are no gray elephants in denmark is how the how the thing yeah yeah yeah something like that they say like pick is pick an animal that they get you to a b c d e they get you to number five and they say yeah okay take that whatever that letter is in the alphabet right pick an animal that starts with that letter and then just walk you into a formula but yeah I get I get tripped out every time

so we won't do 17 again okay great film Billy right down what number she's going to pick what's the most common number I don't know what's the next one is well now she now she now it's see and now my brain's getting squirly thinking of trying to outsmart Billy's brain

I don't know why wait how many how many are on the list how many are on the list 45 45 and you guys came up with these yeah I came up with them Okay, so I'm going to go when your brain was freshest, so I get a really good one. Number one. Oh.

Princess Die. You've already, you've already chatted about her. You did. Okay. Should I pick another number? Still dead. Do you have any, you have any takes on Princess Die? Yeah.

Definitely not alive anymore. Okay. I don't know if that's controversial to say. I actually haven't heard that one. In certain groups. In certain groups, that's controversial. Definitely was killed by the lizard people. Definitely.

Definitely. okay um 47 only up to 45 oh god damn and i suck at this yeah but you still picked seven oh my god okay uh 13 Taylor swift uh Q and on my favorite number you and on that's a good one yeah oh billy Q and on what are your thoughts um well Q is the whole idea of Q is probably bullshit like the guy probably is a real 4chan shit posters crazy stuff um But it's like a whole bigger conspiracy that has to do with reptilian people and like vampires. Am I understanding this wrong? I thought it was like a guy who was almost writing like fan fiction for fun and he was having fun watching people believe it.

And he, so he kept doing it. Basically, yes. So my, yeah, I think it's still like a little bit up for discussion who is ultimately responsible for all the posts. Yeah. Because there might have been more than one person that was doing it. But yeah, it was somebody that was just like, troll that was just fucking with everyone and it became maybe the most successful troll of all time if you just talk about like getting people to believe in it and then laughing. It's essentially

Q was started by somebody who you could describe as like being a nihilist. Okay. Where they were saying like I just want to see the world burn. Like it's fun for me to make up something that other people might believe in. And then who cares if it ever leads to violence or anything weird like that? But then enough people started following it and it became a community where these people developed their entire like persona and life around it. And then there were all these spinoffs of like other people that subscribed to Q that became like Q celebrities. And then their independent theories also started gaining traction. Okay. So it's fission. Kind of like a virus. Kind of like a virus that spread that way. I think it goes to show, you know when teens start getting in trouble and they're

like, well, the teens are bored. Let's build them a skate park or something. I think it goes to show like suburban adults need more activities. I don't know what we need. Maybe a bounce house for us. Yeah. Maybe, I don't know. More swingers clubs or something. I don't know, but we need something. Yeah. Guys, I have breaking news. Q is real.

Nick Mangled, just witness a squirrel fall out of a tree and smash its skull. That's impossible. Squirrel's terminal velocities allow it not to die. Now this is a conspiracy theory. No, if he did see a squirrel die after falling out of a tree, would love to see like like the picture because this is he's a sign this is a scientific uh like this is crazy it's a first yeah squirrels you could toss a squirrel out of a plane and it would survive its landing is that is that true i don't know i'm gonna out of a plane yep i hope that's true we got

to get a squirrel why a squirrel would never die from falling no matter how high squirrels out of planes they literally evolved so that their bodies like they they That's how flying squirrels evolves, but they sort of like their bodies can't reach a terminal velocity that could kill them. We'll give Billy's response to Nick Mangels. I just,

this is crazy. It does, it does sound weird to say like out of a tree. I don't think you could throw a squirrel out of a plane. Fucking D.B. Cooper that. You're really going to make me Google this. Yeah, just a normal squirrel.

This is one of those things I know it for a fact. It's going to put me on a list. I don't think that's right because a squirrel, it doesn't matter. their light, it would still like gravity acts on the same way. Right. So it would still be falling at a tremendous rate. I know it's like not

it's not as aerodynamic. What if I drop one off the Empire State Building? It would survive. So I'm seeing I'm seeing conflicting reports. I am seeing that squirrels can survive falls at their terminal velocity. However an airplane

Do you understand that terminal velocity is the fastest that object can go? Okay, Billy. you have to take into account pressure, oxygen, all sorts of things like that coming out of an airplane. But not the fall. It does seem to say

that they can survive falls impacts at their terminal velocity. Okay, the squirrel could die getting tossed out of an airplane. But if you put a little oxygen mask on its face. Yeah, but like not from a fall though.

Like if you just took the squirrel, you know, put it in a balloon, a weather balloon, and let it go up high. and then cut the cord, it would not die. That was the point I was trying to make. Anyway, I think either Nick Mangled, I think Nick Mangled might be trolling me.

Tell him to send photo proof. I did. Do you think, do you think this cap? I'm not. Billy, is this cap? I don't know. It could have also, like, it could have died before it fell out of the tree.

Yeah, but the skull shouldn't smash. Well, maybe another squirrel smashed its skull. Wait, here's a, here's a squirrel jumping off a building. yeah it survives it's a minute 30 i've got to find where he actually jumps it's a minute a minute 29 is the fall squirrels have serious so what is it about the squirrels body it's so light that the wind acts on it yeah and it's fur maybe yeah and like that's how flying squirrels uh evolved like the squirrels that didn't that glided instead of fell and died died evolution worked the squirrels that couldn't

survive. I actually think that if you threw a squirrel off a building it would die. I firmly believe that. Let's watch this video. Well, you can't see like very clearly. If you threw a rat off a building, it would die. Yeah, yeah, rat. But rats aren't, a squirrel is just a rat with a tail. Aboreal creatures. Rats aren't aborial creatures. Rats have tails. Rats have a boresal. Yeah, but they don't have the fuzzie tail. The fuzz is maybe what it is. And rats are arboreal creatures. They don't climb up trees. I'm pretty sure rats climb trees. I mean, they do, but they don't scale my walk up building. Why can't they Well, they don't live there.

Squirrels live up there. Rats live in holes. There's squirrels that aren't as fuzzy. This might come down to squirrel breed. No, no. There's... The bone density? Right.

It has to... But all of those things, like, they have... Like, they're built different so that they don't... Surviving falls is like number one. Like, I pretty sure... The shirts. Built different. Yeah.

The first thing, like, I think squirrels do is they get kicked out of the nest. And they have to fall. I don't know. Arian, what do you think of birds? I one time, I actually in college, a baby squirrel. I'm reading an article about it right now. Well, once a squirrel hatches out of the egg, it, and it climbs out. I actually, a baby squirrel climbed me.

Thinking in college, and I had a pet baby squirrel in my dorm for a while. I had to keep it secret. But unfortunately, the squirrel became bonded to me. And I tried to release it. And it literally found me in the dining hall. and climbed on the screen trying to get into me because I nursed it back to health

and it was just a really bad idea because the squirrel bonded to me. It thought you were its mom? Yeah, let me find the video. What happened to the squirrel? Dude, I'm just, you know, nature took its course. Filled the squirrel.

The squirrel was not, the squirrel wanted to be a human that the squirrel had to go back to the squirrel. So did you put it out of its misery because you're like, you never survive in the wild? No, no, unfortunately. You're too soft?

Oh, Bird got it? Yeah, a rapt. It was actually really upsetting. Oh, my God. Okay, so this is like super nerdy and about physics. And I don't know enough about physics to confirm nor deny, but there's an article written on the Medium.com. And to sum it, because it starts getting into coefficients, coefficients, mass, first ratio. I guess it breaks down the math as to why this is the case, but it's not just squirrels.

And so they said, we'll leave you with this quote. To the mouse, in any similar, and any smaller animal, gravity presents practically no dangers. You can drop a mouse down a thousand yard mine shaft and on arriving at the bottom, it'll get a slight shock and it walks away, provided that the ground is fairly soft. A rat is killed, a man is broken, a horse splashes. For the resistance presented to the movement by the air is proportional to the surface of the moving object. Divide an animal's length, breath, and height each by ten. its weight is reduced to a thousandth, but its surface only a hundred. So the resistance to falling in the case of a small animal is relatively ten times greater than

the driving force. Whoa. Jesus. Whoa. That's wild. I know. They literally break down like the math in it and like I'm not going to even pretend and know them equations.

We need quigs. Yeah, we do. I'll send it to the, I'll send it to the, uh, actually I'm going to, I'm going to text quigs and find out he's good you remember which one that is shut up coley i know quigs so earlier today kate we uh we were just bringing everybody in to do these rapid fire things on conspiracy theories and they brought in jake bass who's the producer for for play right and jake sat down and i was like oh man i just realized i don't know jake bass's name i've never worked with him one-on-one uh we see each other we like give each other the knot the nod i would know him if i saw him in public be like oh yeah

that's my coworker um but then he sat down i tried to be smooth and big tea just absolutely destroyed me he said uh would you like to introduce yourself to the listeners and i was like you don't know his name it was very obvious it was very obvious that happens around here a lot like there's people we see every day but we don't i will say to to be fair to you there are plenty of people here whose names i do not know yeah but jake you shouldn't you should know jake i should he's he's around I know the name and I know the person I just didn't know that was

Jake Bass. He also is one of the best dressers in this office. He really is. He's a cool guy. He is a skater, isn't he? I think. He might be. I think he might be a skater. He has the style for it. I'm just saying. Yeah, it was just very rude what Big T did to me. That was very rude. I thought it was rude to not know Jake's name.

That's also true. Both things can be true. How's it rude to not know somebody's name? What? I think it's weird. I think if it's like someone that's worked here a long time and you work with them, you should try to know people's names. Well, you know, PFT is so full of himself all the time. It's a horrible person.

But then you also run into that kind of weird zone where you've known somebody for so long and seen them around that it becomes weird to be like, hey. Yeah, once you know someone for a certain period of time and you can't ask anymore. Yeah. What's the what's the time where it's like, I got to ask now. or if it gets past here, it's a good question, but like you, you know a month.

Yeah, a month. I feel like a month is pretty, or like three conversations. That office adds people and you really only work in certain areas. Like people could have worked two years. You can have a whole inside joke with somebody and I know that in there. Oh, yeah. At the Phillies Met's night, there was like a bunch of stories and blah, blah, and I start talking to this guy and I'm like, nice to meet you.

And he's like, I've worked with you for three months. And I was like, oh my God, I'm sorry. Okay. Okay. So you could use this. I said this earlier. So the way to get out of that is never, when you see somebody, never say nice to meet you. Always say nice to see you. Yes. Because in their minds, it's like, oh, it's nice to see you too. That's a game changer for me because I screw stuff up all the time like that. Nice to stop you. Too many times. I was like, nice to meet you, man. I met you like fuck every single time. Oh, I imagine being an athlete. That's like night. That would be nightmare fuel. I mean a lot of people kissing a lot of babies. Yeah. Aaron, has there ever been a, it probably doesn't work this way as an athlete, especially one who, you know, you have your names on the back of your jerseys.

Has there ever been a teammate where you're like, oh, fuck, I forget that guy's name, like halfway through the season? Yeah, honestly, because like a lot of the times, like, especially when the season is going, you got the core guys who were like going to be there, right, aside from like a trade or something like that. So you have like the core of who the team is made up. of. But a lot of the guys, they rotate in and out a lot. And so, like, you get to know somebody and then they go on. And then they bring somebody else in and you don't really

know him. And like, you just don't, like, you got shit going on. You got family. It's not like you sweating in the huddle with the one person every single day. So it's like every now and then they bring somebody, been on a team for a good, I don't know, two, three months. And like, I have never spoken to him. I don't know the name. Wow. That's why I think you need a good nickname. And they're like, here comes Titters. And everyone's like, all right, I'll remember that. Yeah, Titters. Yeah, Titters. You know, NFL guys named Titters. That's normal. But I'm just saying that's, I feel like that's when good nicknames come into play. I got to start, yeah, George Bush was the king of nicknames. That's what he would do. He would just call people. Yeah,

we've talked about that on this show before where if you look at his Wikipedia page, there's actually like a complete separate listing on Wikipedia for the different nicknames that he gave to people. He had like a department of, I want to say, like the head arborist in like the forest department or maybe director of the forest service he just called him tree man which is great and then simple simple yet elegant carl rove was turd blossom just had great nicknames for everybody that's the thing as fuck a fucks will be about judo is I feel like this is a personal thing I feel like nickname should only be two syllables because when it gets to three it just defeats its purpose. And so like, I, like, when it hit me, we was at the baseball game when I was in New York

and I was looking to you and I was like, yo, PFT. It's just too many, it's way too many. It's just, it's not, it's got to do do. Yeah. It's got to, it don't roll off the tongue. And so I'm not going to call you that anymore. I'm going to find something else. But I feel like PFT wasn't originally born as a nickname. It was a alias. It was a gnome de Gehr. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what half of it taken out. Yeah. And that's more, I would say more than half in terms of letters. Yeah. But like, PFT wasn't meant to be like a nickname for your real name. It was more of a guys.

Let's be fair. It's much shorter than your full legal government name of PFT comment. That's true. That is true. We should just call you Peepee. Pee-P. I'm down for Pee-P. I was actually hanging out with people from like four different parts of my life last weekend.

So somebody that I went to high school with, somebody that I went to college with, somebody that I played rugby with in Texas and then somebody that knows me from here and so it was like four different names that I was answering to the entire time. It kept me on my toes. I feel that. What's the four different name? I only know too. So like Eric would be somebody from high school. They would call me Eric or sometimes Pat Kate's guy calls me Easy E or Sleazy E or just Sleazy.

And then college on the rugby team they called me leg. and then on they call you leg i don't know if i can really explain that um no it's actually because he it was he hung that that's definitely not the reason it's it's the dumbest rugby nickname ever it was just like in my first game i made a bunch of kicks and they're like we should call you leg because you can kick the ball really well and it's stuck the implications cool at sell yeah so i just sometimes prefer not to answer and let people make their own choices okay come to your own conclusions and then in Austin I was sally and then from that point on I'm PFT so there's like the guy for monster Zee yeah kind of yeah sure but it was just oh why did they call you that oh okay I heard

it wrong because my brother's last name was Salenberger yeah rest in peace uh RIP so okay um good talk on conspiracy theories I do have a an update from quiggs that just came in I asked him, can a squirrel die from falling out of a plane? And Quiggs, he is a rocket scientist. Yes. Says, no, it has too low of a terminal velocity. No real difference in it falling from a plane and a tall tree. This is the ultimate Billy was right episode.

Yeah. I just Googled that like Big T did. I don't think he knew that off the top of his head. He might have. I knew that off the top of my head. I'm saying, no, I'm talking about Quigs. Oh, easy, easy. We just gave you a dove.

Don't relax. I thought you. Sorry, I thought Coley said I, uh... Yeah, you brought up the squirrel thing unto, no one else was talking squirrels. I know you brought up. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This was a, this is Billy's redemption episode.

Also, I was right about Beval beating Canelo. You're right, Bill is right? This is your episode. This is your episode. While I understand, that's got to be the title, Billy's redemption. While I understand the terminal velocity thing, I still feel like if it landed on its head on cement,

it's not going to die. It's because it's not going to fall. it said on the on the article it said it's a given the the the surface it lands on being soft like yeah I don't I don't think oh that's could have been a million dollar baby there could have been a also like a cat though right yeah it's also like a cat though I feel like it was a cat's always land on their feet that's just how they that's just how they work yeah or like late as a feather stiff as a board like you kind of fall light like you kind of let your body do it's magic yeah where you you kind of you kind of

buy into it? Yeah. Squirrels are witches is what we're getting at. Update. A drug in a car accident. Yeah. Update from Quigs. Their terminal velocity is 23 miles per hour, so they would never hit the ground faster

than that. So for how light a squirrel is, the question is, would that be enough force to kill it? And so probably not. 23 miles an hour, though. So anyway, I think if it landed on a bed of nails, I think the squirrel would be toast. Yeah. Right. but that's that's more dying from stabbing.

A forest floor is soft. If we make a little, if we make a little squirrel backpack and fill it with little squirrel weights, we can kill them. Yeah. We need to get working on that immediately. I feel like this is a big issue. Let's kill some squirrels.

All right. Yeah, so Nick Mangold, if you're listening to this, I think this squirrel got ran over because it's flat. Cat, you're calling cap on the floor. Yeah, got killed in the tree and fell out. I love it. I love it. Nick Mangold's just walking around Central Park, hammering squirrels.

I think Nick Mangled may have smashed this squirrel to prove that he wasn't lying. This is just a thought. All right. Well, thank you, Kate. Thanks for having me. Appreciate you stopping by. Yeah. Anything you want to plug?

Zero Blog 30, new episode coming out this week. We talk about, you're talking about nicknames. We talk about Esper has his book coming out. And Trump said he was a yes man called him, yesper, which is a great name. That's a solid name. So you got to hand it to him. News Zero Block 30 coming out and that's about it for me. Sounds good.

Thanks, guys. Yesper is such a good name. It is. It's great. I did see that article that was out. They were like previewing Esper's book and he was talking about how like Trump asked him if there was any way that we could launch missiles into Mexico and then pretend like we weren't the ones that shot the missiles into Mexico, which is that real?

Was that real? A question worth asking. So it's brilliant. in its simplicity. And I mean, really, if he's like, well, I know that we're not really allowed to violate Mexico's sovereignty as a nation, we can't really attack any of their citizens without their government's permission or the request. But what if we just did it?

And then we're like, I have no idea where these missiles came from. You guys seen that? And so people, people are like, wow, that's the dumbest thing ever. I can't believe that Trump, wow, Trump's are stupidest president. How could you ever ask to do that? It's not like we haven't done this shit before. Trump is just like, like everybody else just does it and thinks that they're being really smart. Trump just asked the question to see if he could get away with it.

Like, look up what happened in Cambodia. That's essentially like, it's not the first time that the U.S. has attempted some of that, but he's like the first person to put it so bluntly. You're saying the quiet part loud. Yeah. I mean, the fact is like, I want them to suffer, but I don't want people to know that we made them suffer. Can you help me out with that? Yeah.

What do you got? What are you got? I mean, I was thinking about this the other day. Like, we did a huge occupation in Iraq and Afghanistan. Like, it would have been much more worthwhile to, like, try to rid the northern Mexico of the cartel using those tactics. Like, how much, wouldn't that be way more productive? It was so much more relative to national security. Why do you think we went to the Middle East?

Oil. Yeah. So if Mexico had that. That's where we would have been. Oh, we definitely would be there. True. We, we, we, don't reps, Mexico get, like, raped for the, um, uh, the tequila, uh, output, don't they? What?

They get, they get taken that. Yeah, they get taken a pound on that. Yeah. Like that, they're, like, one of the biggest exporters of tequila. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Are you saying they're getting taken advantage of, like, they're, the people are taking their tequila?

No, they don't steal it like a little squirrels to the nuts. I'm saying, like, they just get taken advantage of. So, that's for my understanding. I'll talk to people there. Like you're saying, we buy it at such a low price and then make more money. I think it's deeper than that. I think, and like I said, I had the no reason. This is what I was told in Mexico.

So I just got took it. Like, there's like, there's like government doings. Like, there's like under shady-ass deals. And the people are benefiting from the actual outsource. Well, no. I don't know about that, though. But tequila is not a natural resource. Yes, it is.

Yes, it is. It's something that grows, the agave plant grows in Mexico. Tequila is not a match. And they sell it and they make a lot. What's the difference between that and oil? No, dude, it's a product. Or beans or corn or wheat? It's a product.

It's not a natural reason. It grows in a certain region. It grows in a certain region. That's how you make tequila. If you wanted to say agave, like, yeah. No, bro. You're stretching that. That's how you make tequila is the gab.

I know, but that's like saying that Ireland's being, being like raped for his Guinness Billy but that's like literally saying like Ireland's getting raped for its Guinness because corporate like if the only place that you could make beer like good solid beer was in Ireland and then we invaded to steal their beer

yeah I think you can invade Mexico to steal his tequila also yeah we stay out of Mexico everyone knows that we barely even noticed them but like champagne like champagne from France that's like saying champagne you're making the point you're making is mute. I understand what you're saying, but it's you're splitting hairs.

Splitting hairs. I wouldn't, I wouldn't compare Mexico's tequila dealings with, say, like, Nigeria's oil being taken. I mean, there's... Neither would I.

There are differences. We didn't. But like, the way you said it was kind of being like, yeah, Mexico's getting, like, taking advantage of her to... They are. Bro, you know how many? It's not just them.

It's people. People all over this world, globally, people get raped for their natural resources all the time by major powerhouse countries. This is not even controversial. People are making a lot of money off of tequila. But I'm saying they don't go back to the people. That's what I'm trying to tell you. True. What about?

Yeah, people make a lot of money off of diamonds and gold. What about? Go back to where it comes from? I just wouldn't. I just, I can't see the comparison of tequila to natural resources. What about the poppy fields in Afghanistan? Is that natural resource? Like, just because you get, just because you get high off it, I don't think you can say it doesn't make it a natural resource.

Afghanistan's, um, uh, opioid production, I don't think is as big as people think. Really? I think it only makes up 20% of the world market share. That's a huge amount of the world market. I know, but I think like Russia for Afghanistan. It was also it, I don't know what it is currently. It used to be well above 90. That's still 20% is.

is huge. I think. Sure. I think Tasmania grows a lot of poppies, too, for medical reasons. I think that's where, like, if you get opioids, if you get like Percocet or Vicodin, things like that, I think that theoretically, the opiates in them do come from Tasmania. Very theoretically, yes. Yeah. Now, if you buy it on the open market or the dark market, if you buy it on the streets and you're getting pills that are maybe counterfeit, then they could come from God knows wherever. But if it's like a certified pharmaceutical being sold. I think it's mostly from Tasmania. Afghanistan is the world's largest opioid producer.

Okay. So that's, I know this is the Billy was Right episode, but it's okay if you're wrong once. Oh, you know what? I am so wrong. Afghanistan provides 85% of the SMA global heroin morphine supply near Monopoly.

Huh? Damn. Okay. And I also heard that in Tasmania, kangaroos that invade the, the, uh, opium patches, they get high eating the opium and then they just jump around in circles and they actually destroy the crops and they make crop circles. Kangaroo crop circles?

Kangaroo crop circles, yeah. Damn. That'd be a sick indie band name. It would be. Also that fact, as I was saying it out loud, I was like, I might have just taken this fact from Billy because this. sounds exactly like a William Cotter fact. Can we bleep that?

Yeah, we'll bleep that out. Kangaroo crop circles. Kangaroo crop circles. Okay, do we want to do one more? We can do one more. Rapid fire. Any requests of people to bring in. Yo, so all tequila cones from Mexico.

Yeah, it's like champagne. Where does champagne come from France? I appreciate it. I didn't know that. I don't know. Oh. The, there's been a pushback recently. Prosecco has really made, made up some ground.

The idea that champagne, which I like the branding, I appreciate it, can only come from champagne, France is absurd. Yeah, it's just, no, no, I actually, the product is very similar if you get Kava or if you get Praseco. It's the, it's kind of the same thing. No? Literally, I, so I did a lot of research onto this of like the DCOG, DOG, there's different classifications. Basically, a lot of wars in Europe were literally fought over, like, disagreements on ways they made like wine and like, like, uh, exportation of goods. So after World War II, they developed this, um, standardization system. And the reason why a lot of these drinks have now gotten names from where they're from is because they finally have an entity to like certify this, uh, champagne is from like champagne is only from champagne. It's not,

from anywhere else it is sparkling wine anywhere else yeah that's just to protect yeah the distribution but they do that with cheese uh ham like iberian ham and like honestly that system of uh uh certifying the authenticity of the goods and like the uh class like for example d c og has to be done by certain standards in a certain place and there's different markets but literally that has like helped have peace in europe um like because it's good for trade it's good for trade and it gives countries like maintains their rights and identity like it's good for a country to have pride and yeah and it's like only they can it prevents like wars yeah we need to do a better job of of making things like only american

like yeah the social media company can only if you have you know TikTok's from china right that should be like more labeled as this is a chinese company Get Vine out of here. People really stopped talking about TikTok being Chinese, didn't they? Yeah. That was like a big thing for a while. They were going to shut like bandit for a day. Yeah, they were going to shut the entire thing down.

Okay, we've got another, another coworker coming in here. This is, this is Glennie. I don't think his microphone's on. We got, we got Glennie looking, looking festive in the New York Rangers gear. Very festive, very festive. Recurring guest, Glennie Balls, making his triumphant, return to macrodosing. Let's get, bro. Joe, real quick.

You remember the show we shouted out on the last episode? Can I have more details? Bullshit. Bullshit, my bad. I went blank. Bullshit, the show bullshit on Netflix. The game show. One of the dudes on there tweeted at me.

It was like, yo, I got the weasel words from macro dosing. Oh. No shit. I wonder what words they were. What's weasel? I don't know. It's like when you weasel out, like, like you don't really know something and you kind of like weasled out of it i don't remember

any of us talking about maybe we did but that's what he said tweeted me i was like that's dope that was pretty cool hell yeah very cool um so glennie joining us glennie you are our only fans expert on this show actually you let's plug your new show yeah only stands is a uh it's i'm the first only fans journalist in the world we had actually today our new episode coming at wednesday night we had a mother daughter combination they came in today we wrapped up about an hour ago it was a wonderful conversation learned about their life as mother daughter only fans uh is there any model say yes did you yeah content creators did you detect any jealousy between the two of them like there's got to be some natural jealousy right i think the mom

kills it way more because she was actually said she was nominated for an avian award that's like the Oscars of porn wow nominated for avon this year is like the best new milf so she's killing it best new milf that's like that's my fault it wasn't best new milk like rookie of the milf it's like sherry deville was fun of the sherry deville but she is apparently a rookie milf. Like she started doing only fans during quarantine. Are there some now are there some milfs in porn? I don't I don't pretend to know anything about these categories. But like do you have to be an actual mom is somebody checking on these things or can you just be a woman of a certain age? I don't think so. I think there should be rules. I think it should be at least maybe 35, 40 years

old. Yeah. A lot of times are click the milk category and it's girls like 30. It's kind of fucked. What's the difference between milf and cougar? I've never understood that one. I think a cougar is I don't really know much about that but I'm pretty sure a cougar the definition of a cougar is just an older woman that goes for young guys yeah like a milf a milk should be a age requirement because let's say uh you're 20 i mean it should you should have to have given birth yeah that's what i'm saying but not even i disagree honestly it should just be if you're over a certain age like that's the m stands for mom yeah but coli if you're 20 if i'm going to the milk category i'm not looking for a 26 year old with a kid i understand your point but there are 26 year old

mom's like i don't just change it to the older woman category words means mature in this country. Our dog mom's milk? They used to. Yeah, a dog mom can be both, why not? We need like a DOCG regulation. Yeah, we need like the wine in France.

Yes, we do. Glennie, I think you'd be a great point. Yeah, maybe we should just change the name of the category. Like, yeah, this milf is Glennie certified. Yeah. You have like a Glennie check mark on it. It's very annoying when you're searching through things and girls are called themselves as milk.

So like, you're a 26-year-old woman. You're not a milf? The milf certifier. I have a serious question. They do content together. they do not that is illegal in the united i was gonna and that well that that's that was my question that was the question that's well you made it sound like when you said a mother daughter you made it sound like they both have only fans got it they both partaking sex on only fans but not together

and they promote each others they do promote each others yeah do you know a lot about only fans is that is that what i know a decent amount i started a show about it yeah so you can say that my sorry my story told me this this weekend i was like ain't no fucking way though i just don't believe it it could be wrong though i don't know enough about only fans she said the jump from um dr phil bad barb 50 million she said she made she really made 50 ms off that she posted that she posted i don't want to get posted it i don't want to give away any financials like off camera some of the girls who told me when we're done with interviews what they've been doing it's psychotic i mean one of them a girl he interviewed three weeks ago she told me she just bought a house in toulom or for only fans money

what is that i'm i'm i'm in the wrong bought a house in toulom she's like 19 where is that It's like the spring break spot in Mexico. Now, only fans is just the product of dudes being horny. That's insane. It's everybody's horny. It's the definition of everybody's like, it's free. I don't, I would never understand. If you, if somebody out there is subscribe to somebody's only fan, you've got to let me know

your reasoning, though, because you could literally. Talking to the guy. Yeah, I'm the guy. You're subscribed to somebody? I mean, I subscribe. We just work. It's work for me, you know? I just subscribing for a lot out of starting one.

But I think the whole investigation is. side or you subscribe to somebody. Oh, yeah, I had a few. I think the whole reasoning of Oleley fans. So let's say, so let's say, Ariel, are you a big porn guy? Yeah. Like, you know who Lisa Ann is? I guess I'm not.

Like I would never, she was in nail and Palin. Like Lisa Ann is a wonderful lady, but I would never subscribe to Lisa Ann's only fan. She has poured out everywhere. Mostly now the people that, uh, people subscribe to are like Instagram models that have now become OnlyFans models. So you follow them on Instagram and they're like, oh, I can watch this girl get do some sex, why not purchase it? That's the whole...

This is what I'm saying. So if the point is, and this is why maybe I'm doing porn wrong, but if the point of watching porn is just to have visual stimulation while you masturbate, right? Yes. Why, like anything that you're into is literally on any given website of porn. So why not just type that in, rub one out, and go on about your day. Why am I paying $5 a month for a specific part that doesn't make any... Just to rub one out?

I mean, yeah, yeah, definitely to rub one out. But I mean, it's different. Like it's 20, 22, 2020, since it started. There's been an only fan's boom during quarantine. It's been a legit boom. Everyone's doing it now. So it's different if an only fan's model that I've been following for, say, two years. Post one day she has an only fans, obviously, I'm going to subscribe to that.

I got to see it. It's bottled water. Yeah, it's like growing up when you, when you can get tap water for free. Like if your favorite actresses go topless in a movie, don't you get excited for that? Nah. So, wait, wait, so, Glennie, as you're, as you're tracking, it sounds weird to be like, as you're tracking these women, but like, yeah, like, you're following a girl on Instagram, right? Yes. And tracking these women, you follow her for a couple years.

Can you get the sense of, like, she's starting to get only fans adjacent. Like, I wouldn't be surprised if she put a little link tree in that bio in the next couple months. I would be, I would be surprised if any Instagram models don't. They're missing down a lot of cash if they do not. I will tell you that much. Quick question, Lenny, have you, can you off the top of your head name how many only fans models have been involved in stabbing other people? Because it's a lot.

Well, we have the one that I didn't know if I should speak on or not because recently she actually murdered her boyfriend. I think murder is a other level. Wait, you had her on? No, I had, so I had a girl named Jeannie Examon who stabbed her boyfriend in last October and he survived. It was just a nice, simple stabbing in the kitchen. It wasn't a murder.

Can it just been an accent. There's nabs everywhere. Like two weeks ago, there was a little. legit murder. I didn't comment on that one as out of respect. Were there charges brought upon this woman for stabbing her boyfriend? I believe it's like they're figuring it out. I don't really know. I haven't dove into it. She did murder

her boyfriend. Ten instances I've seen. Yeah, I mean, I'm I don't know. I can't comment. Let's retroactively toss and allegedly on that just in case. Allegedly. She did allegedly murder her boyfriend. But yeah, that's the gist of it. I mean, Jeannie's great.

She's a sweetheart, but she may have stabbed her boyfriend. Ari. There's a There's a conversation Glenn Balls here had with Houston's own Max O'Creme about this very, very subject. That is very funny. Oh, yeah. And actually, he made a great point. He likes frigging, I believe you mentioned. He's a fan of like Gina Valentina when she posts homemade videos.

Honestly, it's, it's way cooler to watch like homemade videos on someone's phone than a highly produced porn. But this one said, they have that, they have that category on any point. That's what I guess I'll say, my sex drive is high. My sex drive is high. Here's the thing, Aaron. I think I can market this to you. I think what Glennie's getting at is that this is a more farm to table approach to sex work where you're supporting the small business creators because the porn industry themselves, you want to talk about an exploitive industry. Like porn probably makes the NFL look like a commune, right?

Like the people at the top, people are doing all the work, the labor in the porn industry, they get. chewed up and spit out, no pun intended, so quickly, they don't get a chance to really ever cash in. These people are like, they're going into business for themselves, and they're establishing the direct link between their content and their fans, and they have, you know, it's more of a symbiotic relationship that way, whereas if you're watching porn, it's so impersonal. Yeah, I would also say, you're selling this to me by labor rights. Yeah, exactly. I think, I actually think that it's a fair comparison to make. I think that if you want to watch porn ethically, that's funny. Listen, I've never subscribed to only fans. I don't think I've ever been to only is it onlyfans.com? It is onlyfans.com

then slash whatever the person's usually. I don't think I've ever done that. I don't think I've ever been to the website. I actually just got a text from the lady. Hi, Glennie. Wanted to make a group chat with my mom. Thanks so much for today. It was a blast. We had so much fun to know you. We can't wait. Glennie, I feel bad for you because every time they come on like I or at least in one instance they all offer Yeah, the mom offered to me Yeah, the mom offered to be

They all offer to have Glennie Like for free or they'd pay you That GED said for free But is there safeguards Is there safeguards on the app To where it's like people can't screen record And stuff like that? Yeah, so that that is a problem

I think people do take screenshots But most, from what I understood actually Most of these only offense models do work They have aid, they have agencies pretty much They're scrubbing the internet constantly trying to find content that people post illegally. And also, I guess more to PFT's point, I think a great way of saying it is a lot of OnlyFans models

didn't start their careers as OnlyFans models. They were just regular Instagram models. So just a more personal feel. I agree to you before. If a porn star makes an OnlyFans, I would never subscribe to it. But someone that's just an OnlyFans model that I've learned off OnlyFans, I would definitely subscribe to.

That's the whole aura of it. That's the whole allure. So I'm minor league baseball. I thought the same thing. I'm definitely sold on the, go ahead, I'm sorry. Oh, no, no, no, go ahead. I was going to say, I'm definitely sold on the aspect of, of, because I'm, I'm pro sex worker. If you want to, if that's what you want to do, man, do your thing and maximize your talent.

But I guess that what I'm having trouble with is understanding the consumers, my, because like, okay, let's say after this, I'm going to lay, I'm lay down on my bed, I'm rub one out. like it's like a thing that I'm only in the moment I'm thinking about but like if you subscribe monthly like you're getting constantly updates and videos and picks or whatever occasion and it's just like I just I have a high sex drive I don't think I'm that horny though yeah no it's definitely not to mention also a lot of girls don't post that much stuff like a lot of them so they make a lot of the money in the DMs that's what they make a lot of their money most of the time it's maybe $10 15 to subscribe for a month. month. Maybe sometimes they'll post like one or two nude pictures. But then in the DMs, they'll

DM you like, oh, here's a sex tape for like a hundred bucks. That's where they make a lot of their buddy. Man. Hey, man. It's a good business model. Aaron, it's not right. Whatever flow Charles. Or small business, Aaron. Aaron. I definitely do. I'm, let me find somebody to subscribe to it. The only thing I can see being a counter argument to this. And I do think it sounds like a more ethical way like to do porn. If you're going to consume it, you might as well pay the people that making it instead of paying some greasy producer that lives in Burbank. I also don't believe anybody who says that don't watch porn. I don't believe. But I also think that it could become problematic. If you're in like a committed relationship with somebody

and you're subscribing to a bunch of only fans because it is so personal, I feel like that could get, it could put your relationship in jeopardy and be like, well, you kind of have a sexual relationship with this person on the internet. I think we've had this debate on the show before. Yeah. Yeah. I think with Glennie is is only fans cheating do you consider only say yeah i mean a lot of weird guys on there they like they'll dm the girls back and forth and whatnot i will admit i never written in an old fan's dm to somebody but people do like dm the girls and shit like if i that's cheating as if i found out that a partner that i had was dming only fans women i would consider that cheating yeah i even think that i also

yeah it could be as simple as like your husband or wife subscribes to this person's only fans it seems like an intentional choice to be like I want to get my sexual gratification from this person. This person, not you. As opposed to just going to like you porn or porn hub and just scrolling and be like, yep, that one okay, good. That's more transactional.

This one is like you're, you're in a person. It's a personal relationship. Yeah. And it's crazy. In my age group, I went to college with OnlyFans models. Like I was in like class with them. It's like so widespread

which is like insane. You know what they should do to kind of like absolve the whole direct relationship and they can keep, you know, the models that they have this one and everything. But it might be nice if there's one channel that was like a compilation channel where you just a randomizer, a randomizer where you subscribe to this. And then everyone who is featured on that page gets a cut of it. But it's just you're not picking somebody individually. You're picking a page and all that money gets spread out. I don't know. I'm coming in off the street telling you how to do your business.

And you know the business way more than I do. Everyone I've talked to absolutely kills it. It's a wild seed. I mean, it's literally a gold rush. So I actually, I texted Glennie when the first episode came out because even though it's not a world I'm familiar with, Glennie is actually very good at interviewing these models. And it's actually a genius thing that he's doing.

He's taking something that he's passionate about, that he cares about. And you're the first person to do it. And it's enlightening conversations. So good job, Glennie. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. We got a lot of good episodes coming up. We got a forward to the next week.

How many subscriptions do you currently have? So I don't really know. I truly, I know people think I'm like obsessed with the only fans. I'm really not. You just do. You're just the world's only only fans journalists. I'm just here for the only fans, like, respect. And also.

You just like it so much that you're turning it into your job. And which is, which is a good move. Yeah. Do you still have to pay for subscriptions or do these, these? I haven't attempted. I haven't attempted to, um, expense them yet. Got it. Oh, expense them to here?

I think I theoretically could expense that, but I haven't done that yet. You could write it off in taxes, probably. I probably could. Right now, I'm subscribed to 15, but a lot of them are free. I just, that just remind me, I'm going up to the third floor. I'm about to have a ruckus with the finance team. Uh-oh. Why?

I'm going to get my money. War mode? I'm going to get my money. You're going to rob a bank? I'm fucking, I'm fucking, sick and tired of this fucking, oh, this doesn't count. You should go up and rob a bank. What did they tell you you you couldn't expense? Um, like,

tons of stuff that I should be able to expense and I haven't gotten the money back. Like what? Airport parking. Okay. They said that you couldn't expense it? I haven't gotten the money back. I'm going to get my fucking money back. Oh, so they didn't say you couldn't expense it. They just haven't paid it back yet. Yeah, but it's like getting ridiculous.

Go off, King. I'm like so pissed. Get yours. I got, I'm owed like several thousand dollars. Hold out for overtime. Hold out of chaos. Actually, we should probably take this out of. No. Like that's one of the reasons why I was broke

Earlier Which is sort of remedied Sort of Okay So Glennie what we're doing I actually think that this conversation was Was better than doing a conspiracy theory Do you want to just pick a number between 1 and 45?

Sure Let's go with 38 I wish you'd pick 17 I was praying Did you think about saying 17 I'll think about saying 17 right now No, but it's a whole thing. Billy was saying that everyone always picks 17,

that it's like a psychological thing. We've had two people pick 17 already. 38 is Freemasons and Secrets Society. Ooh, I like Freemasons. I don't know what Freemasons are, TV. I actually had a A Boy Scout leader who was a Freemason, and I've actually been thinking about getting in contact with him.

To ask about Freemasons. You should have become a Freemason. Somebody on the list is probably a Freemason. Oh, yeah. Oh, there's a Mason guy. Should we have the Mason guy on? Yeah. We have to have your first guy on too.

Yeah, we have to the first guy on. You should definitely get a Freemason. I mean, I used to, when I used to go to Baruch, when I used to go to college and Lexington Avenue, I would take the 23rd Street stop on the, I believe, the F train it was. Yeah, on 6th. Right outside, 23rd and 6th is like the first Masonic lounge in New York City. Right there, yeah, across the street from the Home Depot.

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We could also do a full episode on Freemasons and just like adult secret societies. I feel like Freemasons is like it's a bunch of people that want to participate in their community that need like a fraternity almost to join. where they can do like public goods or like do public service but also it's you have to they're like different um qualifications that you have to meet to be accepted in the freemasons so that they can ensure that it's a bunch of people that are either wealthy or influential in the community so the

group would then have like an outsized impact on the community as a whole it's like a union for successful dudes that's kind of that's my interpretation and if you go back to throughout history like if you look at how the city of Washington D.C. was developed and the not necessarily the architecture but the city planning with the roads there are freemason symbols that are buried into how things are designed of all the circles that they have there if you connect them you can see like the freemason logo and that's like that's not just a conspiracy that's like a real thing that they did and a bunch of presidents have been free masons i know that um it's interesting because i think how sort of developed was a place where

secular ideas could be discussed without the risk of persecution for hearsay. Hearcy. Heresy? Heresy? Not hearsay. Heresy. Yes, they could get together with other intellectuals and be like, hey, I think that that Jesus guy may have not been real.

Earth might not be the center of the universe. And you could say that sort of thing. Yeah, there's a bunch of like old, like old people frats pretty much. like the uh the freemasons the um the moose lodges yeah bohemian grove kiwanis i don't know how you pronounce it kwanis kwanis kwanis i mean it's crazy because i think people do sort of like a lot of these conspiracies are just sort of confirmation bias like for example um i mean this is not news but as there's a lot of people who think this whole uh hank rhea stuff is all manufactured not real you think that when but usually when billy says like a lot of people think

something it just it's code for i i i believe there's people who actually we all know this is just scripted this is like reality tv and it's it's like it's like well like when if if like it's actually that's very possible but like hypothetically okay but like it's not i disagree like it's not like i like see it but like people are saying that like so this for the same way, like, people might think, like, the Illuminati, like, is conducting, like, yeah, no, Billy's, uh, Billy's 100% saying, like, I think that this might be true. I don't think it's fake. No, I'm saying that, like, as a recent thing, like, I know it's not fake because I'm here,

but there's people who aren't here who think it's fake. You're dealing with all the other billies out there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Uh, okay. Uh, but Freemasons. What are we talking about Illuminati? Free masons. We're talking about. They're like, do you, so free masons are a real organization. They get together and some people think that they're like if you watch the national treasure movies and things like that that they secretly control society the Freemasons and also their own like the back of dollar bills. There's different Freemason symbology and stuff there. Does anybody have a dollar bill on them?

The best, the best, go ahead. I got a choice. I was going to say if I'm not mistaken, wasn't weren't free masons like like extremely. influential in like the Enlightenment age like and they ushered in like reason and sounds like some Freemason propaganda that's what I just I remember I could be wrong I remember hearing about that in school

yeah Billy reach out to your Freemason yeah should we have them on so I'm looking at the back of a dollar bill the pyramid is one of those things with the eye with the eye that's a Freemason thing that's such a national treasure thing also Illuminati all right thank you for this dollar base an Illuminati or they're different they might I don't know it's like one of those things where no one acts like you could say like oh they're like you know if you get to the last level of Freemasonry that's the Illuminati because you're illuminated because it comes from

a luminous which uh means like enlightened yeah so like the there's a lot of people who are so from what I've heard about the masons from just like hearsay and uh antidotal evidence um it's just like it's just a bunch of excuse for a bunch of dudes get hammered. Yeah. But like I feel like there's actual people who take it seriously who make their way up and might know some stuff. Big T just gave me this look like, are we going to let him say that?

And yep. Yeah. We are. Ancidot. Just go with it. Oh, man. Between hearsay and so. No, you use the right hearsay that time.

That was hearsay. Antidotal is a hard one. Antidotal. Antidote means is something different. Dude, it's a hard word. Come on. Anecdotal. Antigotal.

Antigotal evidence. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so Glennie, thank you for joining us. This is fun. Thank you guys. Got a question for you before you go. If you were to walk into a bank and you just handed the bank teller a note that said,

may I please have all the money in the safe? Yeah. Is that a bank robbery? Theoretically, the teller could just say no, and then I would have robbed the bank, right? Yeah, you said, no, you would just walk out. Yeah. Yeah, it's a bank attempt. Yeah, worth a shot.

It's an attempt to the transaction, but theoretically, I guess that's not illegal, right? It's an innocent question. Can I please have the money? They say no. Hypothetically, if I had a gun, would you give me all the money in the bank? Can I please have the dollars? Yes. No, it's not illegal.

Thank you, earlier you said give me all the money, which I think is a lot different than being like, hey, can I please have all of your money? I think that is legal. It's, listen, we're splitting hairs now, Coley. And if you just notice, I just robbed big tease bank right there. I just earlier too, I was asking like, why not, why write it down? Like, if you were truly just asking, why not just say it out loud?

I think it's- You don't want to scare the people in there Yeah Maybe not If I locked in there with a huge smile I was like hey can I have all the money Like people are gonna like I you rascal Yeah well some people have anxiety

Or fear of public speaking That might be difficult for them So you know it's gonna give people anxiety in a bank Seeing you slide a note to the teller Probably Probably But I did rob Big T's bank I asked him

Where is your ballers? Yeah Big T handed me the dollar Now it's mine is that a robbery big tea no I gave it to you that's fine there we go there we go

so case in point he's going to let him he's going to let him take a dollar and then say you gave it to him I don't care enough to to worry about it so all right for everybody out there if you see big tea on the street

big big big tea if anyone asked you for a dollar on the street like I don't know maybe like a person without a home out there absolutely not no get a job hey

All right. You guys want to get into voicemails? Yep. I love to be voicemails. And, Billy, you should contact the Freemason. Yeah. So before we get into voicemails, it's brought to you by GameTime. Game Time is the official exclusive ticketing partner of Parcel Sports.

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um sorry I always toss that at you we'll give you the number after this voice no um it's hold on 347 560 0401 done there we go that's good all right ready yep Hi, this is Patrick from Indianapolis, and I saw this question on Reddit. It kind of sparked my interest. I'd be interested to see what some of you guys say about it. If you could say three words to your 16-year-old self, what would they be? It could be three words that go together, three separate words, whatever. But like I said, interested to see what you guys think about this.

Oh, thank you. Stay beautiful. Stay handsome. Bye. Three words to your 16-year-old self. I got it. What would you say? Do not marry.

Oh, not in general, right? Because actually my views are starting to change on this, but just the one that I married. So how would you know if that's the one, though? Like, I feel like every woman you date, you would be like, wait, this is what future me told me about. Yeah. Well, then I feel like, yeah, this would be tough. Yeah, well, I just have to live with it then. I'm okay with that.

You'd have to say, like, know whatever her name was. I'm cool with that, yeah, let's do that. Know what her name was. How many words do we have? Three words. My nigger. So I knew it was me. Plastics.

Rehab the shoulder. Did you not? You didn't do an adequate job rehabbing? I just had a bum shoulder just like. And it just kept on building up and building up. So you wouldn't say switch to receiver? No. I used to throw the ball like 70 yards.

Yeah. Like I had a gun, but then like I lost so much velocity. Okay, Uncle Rico. No, no, I have tape. I have tape. Live look at Billy's gun and it's just the knife gun. Like honestly, or do HGH. Do HGH.

Like, oh, man. Billy, have you ever shown Arian your high school highlight? No, I haven't. Send that to the group chat. Send that to the group chat. Yeah. I want to get Arian's reaction from this right off the bat.

Send it to me. I got a homeboy who who coaches for a major university. I don't go say who. But every now in there he'll send me recruits. And he'd be like, if you had to choose between this dude and this dude,

like what would you choose? So like I'd be breaking down with the high school kids sometime. You're making recruiting decisions? Is this like, a Power 5 school? No, I'm not making recruiting decisions. But you input.

He understands that my input is valuable because my expertise in the field. Yeah, the way that Big T asked that question was like, no, no, no, no, he's like, he's like, wait, no, you're mischaracter. No, this is what Democrats do. It's very, obviously, Aryan. You think you know more about college recruiting in football than I do? No. No, no, you're being stupid.

You're being stupid. Obviously, Arian has valuable input about. players playing football it's just weird that a a coach would be i i just didn't think that they would be no okay this is this is a position coach right it's a position coach who has a position right and he understands that my expertise in a couple of different positions he's i don't make the decision he says okay out of this guy i said i have to choose between these two guys out of this guy and this guy, who would you choose and why? It makes sense.

And I would say this guy, I have a little more upside for college ball. This dude, I feel like he was hiding behind his line. We talked football. It's just something I hadn't heard of happening. Yeah, I mean, honestly, it should happen more because of what happens a lot in college football is cats have egos and they just think they know it all and they seem to all. And it's the same thing with scouting in the NFL's. Like, you think you know, that's why a lot of cats go and notice.

It was like, how did you go and drafted? Because they know what the fuck they're looking at. That's why. Yeah, I feel like Aryan, just having played the game for so long at a high level, you probably, you're able to just kind of tell. But also, it's, I mean, you can, but see, and it's not everybody can do that. Not everybody has an eye for that. This is what I noticed.

A lot of cats that play ball are just good at playing ball. And they don't know why they're good. They don't know why they're doing what they're doing. They just, you should tell me to play and I'm going to go. Like, there's a lot of cats like that. But some people who analyze the game in a very different way have an eye for some shit like that. Big T, what would you tell your 16-year-old self? Buy Bitcoin.

Stick with Georgia. New York song was going to say that. Buy Bitcoin? Yeah, I just looked up. It started at $13 in 2013. So being a pretty good. What's it at now? It's like, what, 38 or some shit like that?

32. It's taken a dive today. But it's gotten as high as, what, like 70? It was like 60. I thought it was like 60. So, yeah, it'd be in a pretty good spot. That'd be a nice little there. Why not buy by Apple?

I think the return on Bitcoin is way more than if you bought it. Oh, infinitely. Dude, there are some kids in middle school. I mean, if you bought at $13, if you bought even just $20. Yeah. And sold at $50, you'd have a million dollars. There's these dudes in middle school who would mine Bitcoin through these sites. And, like, they probably made, like, this was back in 2012, $20.

11 and they were always using the school computers to mind this stuff and they were like the super nerds um and i was just like yo dude what are you doing because i always be staying late before i had to go to practice because my middle school didn't have a football team so i'd see them doing this stuff and like i've hit them up recently being like yo do you guys still got the bitcoin and they're like yeah man like it's going crazy like they their parents some of their parents like took it away from them because it became such a big asset but it's just nuts that would suck

Billy you're throwing behind a lot of these receivers that was that that was a back shoulder pass no it wasn't there is a sick highlight you're beasting and you're beasting in these Billy just runs over dude this

every time I watch it I'm like this poor kid let me check this out let me check this out yeah let's get Aryan's live reaction to it I told that kid I literally told that kid to hold my dick after the play It was literally it was during the Marshawn Lidge Alright cut that

So Aryan start When you start it Just say you start it So people can watch along with you Reaction-wise I'll post the link Oh are we posing a link to the I mean honestly

You're a run fast white quarterback There's 27,000 views Yeah you know It's out there I'll probably just post it I never wanted to post it Yeah so yeah Arian say

Tell us when you're going And we'll all start at the same time And then we'll make a YouTube clip of this If we can Alright, there's an ad Hold on a second Yeah, why don't I get any fucking money for that?

Good point There's been only fans for high school kids But just in sports I would go So poorly All right Can you imagine the first

The first recruit Who tells coaches Like if you want to watch my My tape You have to subscribe To my only fans Or what if This thing right here

Is this like a Just like a digital person Like why wouldn't they just put a picture of you? I don't understand how this website works or whatever. Oh, this is you? Yeah. You just look like a video game character.

Because you definitely do. All right. Here I go. I'm starting in three. Billy looks like an MPC. Play. Class of 2017 senior highlights. Let's get it, dog.

Let the party. You're going to tell us. Yeah, right. 7 and 0, 2016, MIFL champs. The Molf champs. Yeah, that was sick. Okay, nice, nice picture. So it's a real me in.

Nice foot presence in the pocket. I like it. That's a nice pass. Yeah. It's a nice snap too. It was a low snap. Bad job by the safety. I guess that was a nickel back.

Did that win the game? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking was killing dudes. Nickelback had really bad, bad hips on that one. Nice run. You, you, you caught your man's who jumped. on you in the end zone yeah that's why Billy thinks that he's an offensive line

that was a yeah very O line type celebration by Billy good footwork Billy you're quick you playing against third grade there was some there we played some scrap teams like but we played some decent guys you only played seven games it was it we had um yeah good uh we had teams cancel on us So the run, the run that Billy had was electric. Yeah, it's so funny. The guy jumped on Billy's chest and Billy just, Billy tackled the other guy into the end zone.

We were, that was one of those things where it was a really frustrating game because it was, I threw a pick in the first half. A front of the end zone. Yeah, the front of the end zone is on junk. I set your feet. Set your feet. Can't get away with that too much. Yeah.

Billy was tough to bring down. He was a hoss. Now on this one run, it looks like you're about to just run, you're about to do a forest gump and just run all the way out of the back of the end zone and just not stop. Oh, that was hype.

I remember that one. That was the first play of the game. That does look like. The first drive of the game. We were like, we're coming out hot. A little stiff. You're a little stiff.

Yeah, I could have used a little yoga. Try to convince 16-year-old me to do yoga. You've got a nice quick release. yeah you don't i mean i'm and this is the problem of watching highlights is these are all your these all your wins right yeah no i mean 100% it was all the good stuff they have you rolling out a lot to the left in this and then throwing with your right hand it seems like yeah this is that was that was a that was a that was a you under threw them right there inefficient play calling yeah but that was cut the field and half to your right no but that play the back side post is that

the player i'd roll out no no my mouth was alone it was um it looked like a wide open guy that i couldn't see the route i was looking at your your feet yeah not bad billy i feel like you could step into your throws in the i know there was a lot of technical like if i could go back like honestly if i have a son there's so many mistakes i made that i'm going to make sure he doesn't make that you're going to make him and you don't you get you get in a habit of not uh setting your feet too yeah fourth down

not even thinking about throwing doesn't trust his arm at all cut back who oh my god oh my god did it ever take you

12 steps to cut back Aaron I think we played on grass so would you say you were inaccurate you had a problem with inaccuracy

to be honest I had a problem probably it's just the thing was I love you're really consistent about not sitting your feet like that's a recipe for disaster as a quarterback

yeah I got to set your feet you're not stepping into your throw you're like thrown off your front foot I had some I need to work on like I basically need to just drill like specific mechanics way more I was in the thing

was also I love my offensive lineman oh no we ain't going to do that here no I'm not doing that I'm saying that this we play in a lot of bad weather being in the northeast in like like the snaps would sometimes like because it was just it was so wet everywhere and also I was still pretend you didn't say that we'll pretend you didn't say that sorry no but I mean you could see in a lot of I mean it's just it was I don't know nice throw I think overall um you're you're really heavy on your feet too like you could use like a lot of like jump rope to get you lighter on your feet a lot of a lot of footwork um your pocket presence is pretty good uh you don't step into your throws and you don't set your feet yeah but overall i feel like

you could have been a solid quarterback if you uh had the right i'll tell you the full story about what happened but it's it's uh it's nice i love these drops that you've included like I made a good throw that's fuck face dropped it that's not on me did you just kid tell they were drops

yeah because they would have they would have been touchdowns had they been caught and you wouldn't have cut it short so I think that's very funny how many stars were you I had no stars oh sorry

like there's same how many stars how many stars did you have area I was three star nice Big T, did you have my high? I want to see some of your bullshit, though. It was bullshit.

I don't even know that I have any. I just love to see like your, your pass set. Play defense, brother. Oh, you didn't play offensive. For some reason, I thought you played offensive line. Manessing bear like this, you got to get them. D-tackle. I want to see your stance.

What position you play, Big Tee? I played defensive tackle and then I actually got moved to, well, I actually, I did play offense kind of. I played tied in for a little bit because I would go out. I was always one of the first guys dressed, and so I'd be out for practice early, and I'd just play catch with our DB's coach, and he was like, you can, like, catch pretty well. And they moved me to tight end, but then we switched from a wing tee to a spread offense, and I was like, well, this is not for me. Big tempo. Yeah, I did not look right out there as a slot receiver, so. big tell you're talking about a mismatch yeah no shit

did you use the spat bro please tell me you got like some kind of pictures of you in your game uniform I'll see if I do I'm currently looking up the other running backs that were ahead of you in 2004 I can I think I can

oh so okay so I know who this guy is I think I think Marchion Lynch was one Agent Peterson was one I think those are the only ones that were like like notable everybody else kind of fills it out oh like Jonathan Stewart oh okay oh so that you're listed as an all purpose back let me look at just running backs yeah yeah or I don't I don't know how to I believe number 22 so you're the you're the 14 all purpose back the guys ahead of you that I've heard of are Cedric Pierman and Mike Hart oh did they do some some back scrubbing

on the internet I was not number 14 coming out though hell no is this rivals 24-7. Oh, I don't, I was not ready to hide, though. Hell no. Number 5.24 overall. I would love if they did some back scrubbing, but they only still moved you up eight. I think they did, bro.

I remember vividly, I was like 21, 22, bro. I mean, as a kid, like, you just, that's all, I used to read the internet. You were your 22nd on rivals. That's okay. Okay, maybe it's a difference type then. Okay, I'm with that. Yeah.

School interest, Tennessee, North Carolina. Oregon, Oregon State, West Virginia. Yeah. How was your visit to North Carolina on January 9th, 2004? Sounds real lawful. That was a lawful question that sounded like. It was cool. That was actually one of my first visits to the South.

I stayed in the summer in Tallahassee, but I was really just training with my dad, so I didn't really visit anywhere. My first time to myself was, it was just, wow. This is a weird experience because it's just different. It's just different. Was there anything about the uniforms when you saw, like, did they give you like a foster jersey or do anything special for you on campus? And you're like, that uniform looks awesome.

Oh, absolutely. Because North Carolina was my favorite basketball team, college basketball team growing up. And so I was absolutely going to go there. I just didn't like the visit. It just felt really like point dextery. Like it didn't give me like, I felt like family. They didn't give me them kind of vibes, right? Was Bucch Davis there, coach?

I couldn't need to say you, bro. Yeah, North Carolina, the only downsides, it can seem a little preppy sometimes. That's just what I got. That's the fill I got. And I was trying to, so they give you hosts, right? They give you hosts. So, like, somebody will take you to, you know,

show you campus, show you who, show you the, sometimes they'll take you to parties, whatever case we'd be. There was a shorty that was there. I was just trying, I spent the whole time trying to get our entire host. And did it work? It didn't work. That's why you didn't go there.

There's the. One of them did work in Tennessee, but it wasn't one of the hosts. There you go. That's why I went to Tennessee. Yeah. There's a direct core, like coaches have talked. I've heard coaches in like. Rick Petino.

This is how he got recruits. Like, this is a known thing. There's a direct correlation to, if your recruit gets laid on the visit and then coming. I'm sure there is. It's just like, it was 18-year-old guys. Yeah, the percentage has to be high. That has to be high. By the way, their head coach was a guy named John Bunting.

I've never heard of him. John Bunting, that was it. Yeah, I remember him now. Yeah. Bunch Davis came in 2007. Man, it was such a weird time, man, because people don't talk about it, this aspect of it. Like, you're literally making it. And it's like, what was you?

Because, you know, you're getting a scholarship. It's like, you're literally making a decision about your life. And you're just not well equipped enough to understand how to do that. like what to do that. Like, I remember, like, crying to my dad. Like, I don't know what to do. Like, because, like, you'll have, like, growing, this was bothers me about the recruiting process.

It's like, there's a grown-ass men, like, pressuring you to make a decision. Like, you've got to make a decision. And you're like, bro, I don't know. And you're just like, it's very, like, it's very taxing emotionally. I didn't know what to do. And my dad was like, he was a really good father in that aspect. All right.

Well, it's, it's, it's, it's approximately 300 degrees inside the studio right now. Oh, I thought I was so. No. Let's save the rest of the voiceman. for nanodosing. Yeah, I'm so hot. It's so hot in here. I've got to have a word with Pete.

It's ridiculous how hot it's becoming. You know, it's crazy. I'm in a nice air-conditioned place. Is that a cold? My feet are kind of cold right now. God, damn it. Shut up, Aaron. It's miserable in air.

It's been like a slow burn. Yeah. So we'll get to the rest of the voicemails on nanodosing, which will come out on Thursday, wherever you can find your podcasts. Thank you for listening to another episode of macro dosing. And we have a very special guest on Monday. Yeah.

I'm going to wait. We're going to wait, tell you what. We'll announce it on nanodosing. How's that? We'll announce who the guest is going to be on nanodosing. Should we get him on for nanodosing? He's going to be on next Monday. Oh, I thought, sorry.

We're going to interview him next Monday, and he will be on Tuesday show. To preview the show, he's going to be on us fucking do it. Wait, what are we going to, should I have the dude come on? Yeah, your guy will be on Wednesday. So this Wednesday? Yeah, let him know. Let me hit up the dude. The Freemason guy?

No, this other dude. All right. I'm going to let it just, Billy, you do your. your billy's list thing let it simmer yeah you do your due diligence all right well we will see you on thursday for nanodosing also i'm going to be doing a uh ghost of manhattan stream another one on wednesday another special mission i killed putin last week i shot his plane down over the black sea uh i then landed the plane perfectly and then after i landed on taxing i killed myself by accident again so still working out some of the kinks there but we've got an exciting

mission coming up so please stay tuned for that and i will see you guys there and we will see you guys on thursday love you guys