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Oh, so this is kind of wild.
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talk well there's two big things that we have to talk to both involving criminals so choose
your own adventure this is really a question between big tea or billy uh given your two areas of
expertise do we want to start out with hunter biden or do we want to start out with chiefsaholic getting
arrested well yeah i don't know if billy even knows about that so we need to tell him so billy chiefsaholic
has just been arrested and compromised to the fullest extent.
I actually, I don't know if he's dead.
They probably took him alive.
If he was wearing the wolf costume, they might just shot him.
I actually wrote a blog while you're having a conversation earlier,
and I was like an amazing multitasking move by my part.
But he, it's actually what he was doing.
Yeah, good job.
Billy's like Alicia Keys when she performed on two keyboards at the same time.
You remember that?
Yeah.
You guys had no idea.
I wrote a whole blog while I have listening.
So Chief Seaholic has been arrested, charged with money laundering, transporting stolen materials across state lines, the whole nine.
I think he was out on bail for a while, but you remember Chief Seaholic?
He was the Kansas City Chief Superfan dressed up like a wolf and would attend every road game, every home game.
And he got busted for allegedly robbing a bank last year in Oklahoma.
He got out on bail, and then he just skipped bail.
And he's been on the lamb ever since.
Billy's been looking for him.
He did get arrested today.
It turns out he might have committed a bunch of other crimes.
Yeah.
Like robbed a whole bunch of banks would take all the cash, go to casinos, exchange him for chips,
and then just exchange the chips in like an hour and be like, okay, I'm done gambling,
give me all my money back now.
So it sounded like a foolproof plan, but he got arrested today.
Yeah.
So they caught him in California.
I thought for sure he would have gone to Mexico.
I don't know why I'd go to California when he's just like right there, like go to
Mexico escape you know yeah the cops that got on were probably 49ers fans yeah but uh that's
pretty well i think he was actually gambling he would make bets on the chiefs to wash the money
like he i think so from what i was looking at he'd like you know he was taking the big minus
money bets on the chiefs when they were highly favored just to like guarantee he'd get his money back
smart man besides all the bank robberies but yeah smart
guy what's really imagine imagine robbing a bank and then you put it on the chiefs at like minus 700 and
they lose and then you've robbed a bank for nothing yeah you're playing the raiders come on
he did it like old school style he just walked in and was like you show me your hands give me the
money yep i read a report where once or twice he walked in and wrote a note down saying like
i have a firearm give me all the money that goes back to the old question like if he goes
went to a bank and you just write down on a piece of paper, give me all the money in the safe
and you just hand it to the seller? Is that technically robbing a bank if you don't threaten
them? Yes. You're just asking. You're just asking the
question. But you, oh, remember the director or
the writer who did that, who just wrote down how much money he wanted on a piece of paper
and slid it to the lady and they called the cops on him? Oh, it was Ryan Coogler.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I
Yeah, he didn't want to say out loud that he was taking out like a hundred grand or something.
There was like 10 or something.
It wasn't crazy.
Yeah, it was, it was a lot of money, but he just didn't want to like say it out loud, I think.
And so he wrote it down and they called the cops and they came and arrested him.
And he was like really rich.
Yeah.
Did he get away?
Like, he wasn't robbing the bank, right?
Correct.
No, no, he was, he was just depositing shit from his account.
They, they called the cops.
And I think he was like, uh,
I was too scared to walk around with that money
if people heard how much money I had.
Yeah, so he just slid it on the paper, which is wild.
But if he says, if he says like, here's my name
and here's my account and I want $10,000.
That's not robbing a bet.
That's asking for withdrawal.
That's what he did.
Yeah.
I think he literally was like,
let's see what happens if I write just slide a note
and act like, but I think that's totally,
I don't think any rational person would do that.
but come on sliding notes is like number one bank robbing move
number one besides
I would rank at number one
no but nowadays that's like how people rob banks
they do it completely discreetly
I don't know enough about bank robberies I guess
well that's how like chiefsaholics been doing it
it's the best way to get away with it if you think about it
because the only person who knows the banks being robbed
is the bank teller who looks like she's just giving
a ton of money to a guy but then they walk out
I guess it would lessen your charge too
because it was like it's not like kidnapping and shit you know if you're like everybody get out
that type of shit yeah yeah so they they caught the guy and now he's looking at probably
what dozens and dozens of years in prison you never want to cross state lines either that
put you in fed yeah he should have gone to mexico yeah he should have why would you go to
California why would you stay in the United States if you're if you're jumping bail on a bank
robbery charge maybe you're trying to
to Mexico.
I got a Panama.
Was he in Southern California?
He was found in
let me see exactly.
So
Lincoln,
I think it was Sacramento.
I'm looking at the,
I'll find the exact place,
but he was caught
Lincoln Police.
It's like the Bay.
Yeah.
Lincoln.
Like mid-Ope North.
I don't know what the thought
behind that is.
Our jurisdiction stretches
from Sacramento Valley
to Lake Tahoe. So that was one of the police
Oh, so he was probably over in like Reno
in a casino there and then went
through Lake Tahoe.
Why don't you rob a casino? No, that'd probably be too hard
too much. Ocean's 11. Yeah. But could you just slip a piece of paper
to a casino? Probably not because I think casinos
are the most surveilled places on Earth. Yeah, that's a bad plan. Security.
Oh, that shit. That's got to be an inside job if that happens.
I think I would love to witness that though.
Just way more security at a casino than a bank.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I would love to witness somebody attempt and pull that shit off.
I would be rooting for facts.
I might go to our parent company Penn and say, hey, for some content, could I attempt to rob one of your casinos?
Yeah, I like that.
Yeah, that'd be a great video.
Do a stress test?
Like you're just, you're testing all their security procedures.
let's see what let's see what the loopholes are
hire billy to try to get
try to see if he'll get caught by your security team
so not robbing but from my understanding
of how gaming companies work
they do have people who go into casinos
and will try to
do something suspicious that would indicate
like money laundering and to make sure
that their employees would like pick up on it
you could do that probably
yeah
I just need someone to hand me a ton of money
and then I think we'll be able to do it.
Yeah, and it's just a test.
Yeah, it's just a test.
It's just a test. Billy's trying to help you.
He's actually trying to save you money by robbing you.
Penn, just give me like a ton of money in a bag.
There's a whole bunch of people that got like jobs like that in government agencies for like hacking.
They'll like hack into some shit from the government like website or whatever.
And they'll instead of like putting them in jail or like offer them a job, like you go to jail or you can have a job.
Yeah.
That's fire, dog.
Catch a space you can.
He's so nice that, I mean, come join us.
Catch me if you can't, except I heard that that dude from the Frank Abaniel guy,
I heard that in his memoir, he just really overblown all the stuff that he used to do.
Oh, he wouldn't even like that?
Like, his story was even another lie that he was telling.
Oh, damn.
Right movie, though.
Yeah, that's the Leonardo of Cabrio, right?
So he just, he frauded his fraud.
Yeah.
he was a fraud fraud he was a fraud fraud I think that's the fraudiest of all the frauds ever
yeah you would you would think that a guy that is that talented at being a fraud would be honest
about what a fraud he is hmm what an inception yeah so uh so billy are you gonna go try to bring
this guy at jail or what i'm probably just can go interview him hopefully one day yeah like mind hunter
yeah you won't put money on his books i'd be like hey are you a furry
Was any of this furry inspired?
Yeah, dude, this sucks.
The NFL season would have been a lot more fun
if there was a possibility at Chiefsaholic
being undercover at every single Chiefs game
as an opposing fan trying to blend in.
You never know.
You're like looking through the crowd being like,
oh, I think that guy at the Raiders game
in the Gorilla mask might be Chiefsaholic.
That would have been fun to do.
I'm upset that he got arrested.
It was a victimless crime, right?
No, there was a couple of bank tellers that were pretty shaken up by the whole ordeal.
Oh, he did pull out a gun?
Yeah, I think there was a gun involved.
Damn.
A 45 revolver, I'm pretty sure.
Okay.
I was looking at a lot of guns over July 4th break, and revolvers are really outdated.
They are.
I was in a state that just, like, sells guns out in the open, so I, like, it was really funny.
I was in Montana and I was talking to the gun salesman
and it was really funny because he was like being a salesman
but with guns and he was just like yeah
Bears this is your gun people we probably want this gun
people but you don't really want to kill him this gun
and I was like eating it I was like whoa this is crazy
he was like handing you the gun yeah no look at yourself in this mirror over here
holding this gun how cool do you look he was like hold this gun do you like to feel
this gun I was like yeah shoot me I got a vest on shoot me yeah
power. He's like, where do you look for a home defense? And I was just like, I'm not buying a gun,
but I'm loving this whole experience. Keep trying to sell me. Yeah, Billy, what kind of, did you tell
him that you were from New York? And you're like, hey, just so you know, I can't buy a gun because I
can't bring it back. No, no, he was telling me which guns I could buy. He was like, this,
you could buy a side-by-side shotgun and take that. But you just have to get it through security.
You probably could just like take it apart, put in a box and mail it to yourself. And I was like,
like what
so you have a shotgun in New York
no you couldn't
but he was like saying like technically
under our jurisdiction if you took
apart the gun and mailed it to yourself
it wouldn't be illegal because you just be mailing
gun parts not a whole gun
no but there's one part of the gun that
is the gun so if you
take it apart it's the register
I want to say the is it the upper
register or the lower register
one of those two there's one piece that
like if you disassemble a gun
it obviously couldn't shoot anything because it wouldn't have the barrel attached to it
it wouldn't have a lot of other stuff attached but that part and I think it's a part that has
a serial number on it that is considered the gun yeah but something about a side by side didn't
fall under that type of thing that would be a good video series Billy tries to smuggle guns
back to New York to rob a casino yeah what's up with this um 100 Biden shit now yeah yeah
yeah let's talk about well we don't know it was him right i mean could have been anyone it was cocaine that
was found in the white house oh and they're saying it's hunters well that's the speculation because hunter
happened to be there on that day and it was also definitely hunter binds cocaine but listen the cocaine
that was found in a secure area of the most surveilled building in the world accessible only to the president
and his immediate family could not possibly belong to the guy with a long and riddle
history of drug addiction and erratic behavior that is irresponsible to suggest and i find it
quite frankly disgusting that anyone would do that also hunter's a crack guy not really not not a
powdered cocaine guy by the way i have nothing against hunter as an addict i believe you know
addictions like in a lot of families and you have anything against anybody who is an addict
no no like everyone's shitting on him like oh he's got a long riddled passes like but like you know addiction is a thing it's like it runs in a lot of families um but more so that he just like uses his position to get tons of money from foreign governments that's what i have against him so if he's got a coke problem i hope hopefully he gets help and do not drive your Porsche 170 miles per hour to Vegas while smoking crack and taking a video at the same time which is crazy multitasking compared to my blog
talking while talking.
Yeah.
I saw a tweet.
I really liked.
It said Hunter Bindens the degenerate goat.
President of the United States, his son, bangs hooker, smokes crack, sells out
his country for millions, threatens to snitch to his daddy, doesn't pay taxes, and his parents
cover for him.
He's the best to ever do it.
Yeah.
Respect.
It's kind of lit.
I ain't all that.
So we don't know.
We don't know that it was his cocaine, though.
It could have been, it probably was.
But it also could be Secret Service because I feel like the people that are in the Secret Service respect to most of them.
But they're also just, you know, they're dudes for the most part and their 20s and 30s.
They're probably doing cocaine on the side in D.C.
They're going home partying.
I heard a rumor that could have been Secret Service too.
Yeah.
Secret Service is pretty sweet game.
is this is a big deal because Hunter is crackhead because like I'm positive that's
the first time cocaine's been found in the way of no no chance yeah there's definitely
been a lot of cocaine there has has that to Billy's point has there been evidence yet about
his getting money from foreign government I don't know I'm just a genuine question it has
has it came out or is we still speculating about the laptop there was a WhatsApp there's
like a recording of him talking to a Chinese official and being like, I'm with the big guy right
now. You want to get it done? Like, I'll tell the big guy right now. But what's he talking about
getting that? Uh, whatever type of dealing it was. I think there. There was a tape where he was,
he says he's with his dad right there and he's talking to some guy in Chinese like, I want this done
tonight or, or else basically. And Biden claims he wasn't there with him, but Hunter very clearly
said explicitly that he was. He may have been bluffing.
yeah i mean if you're a hundred buying you need crack
what better way to do it than to just like
call up a chinese government official and be like yeah i'm with my dad right now
he needs the money right now and then they just send them all the money
and he goes on buys a shit load of crack but crack isn't that expensive
talk to him billy
like you don't need millions of dollars to buy crack
yeah but imagine how much you could buy if you did have a million dollars
million dollars with a crack new podcast
I think I've said this before
but like crack's probably fired though
like don't do crack I'm not advocating
but I'm saying it's probably fine
niggas throw their family away for that shit
niggas throw their lives away
like fuck everything I've ever thought
and dreamed of I'm smoking crack
that's gotta feel amazing
I mean my shit probably feel amazing though
yeah if I was on death row
not death row if I was on my death bed
I would definitely try crack
But it might give me like a crazy will to live because I just want to do more crack.
See, that's the thing.
It's like,
crack makes you want to be alive.
It turns you into like the ultimate scavenger.
You could survive in the wilderness for like years and years on end.
Just off the drive of I need to stay alive so I can smoke more crack.
Also,
a little crack rocks and logs.
Yeah.
Yeah, if there was like, if every grizzly bear had crack inside of its stomach,
a crackhead that went up to like do the whole grizzly man into the wild thing up in Alaska
would just be taken down grizzlies with a knife, just like slicing into their bellies to get the crack out.
And they'd probably be pretty good at it.
They also get crack speed and strength.
I actually think.
That is 100% facts.
That is 100% facts.
Crack heads, like, and we're joking and shit with it's very sad.
But still, like, crack has to be doing some superhuman shit.
They, they can jump from build.
Like, it's wild, some of the shit I see.
Yeah, it's like, they do get some wild, like, superhuman abilities.
Near Thompson Square Park, I saw one jump over a taxi.
And I know that sounds crazy.
He jumped over the hood of a cab.
Like Blake Griffin?
Yeah.
Jump.
Like, it was one of the craziest things I've ever seen.
I actually think it being Hunter Biden's cocaine is like a pretty boring story.
I hope they're trying to give Sleepy Joe a little pep in his step going into the election.
I think they're trying to spruce him up.
Yeah.
Cocaine Joe.
He might actually win.
That's probably why their dog was acting all fucked up for the last four years because there was just crack laying around everywhere in Coke.
And it was probably going up into sniffing it.
This is justice.
Was it commander Biden?
Major Biden. Commander's the new one. Major Biden was probably just falling a hunter around the White House, just sniffing up all the stuff that would fall out of his pants leg. And then everyone blamed this dog for turning into the worst dog on earth and biting journalists and pissing in the house. It wasn't his fault. He was just probably like trained to be a drug sniffing dog and got hooked on it. Yeah, drug sniffing dog sniffing cocaine. That's something I never thought of before. Like if the pouch is open or something, you know what there's like a little crack in it.
And, like, he's just doing his job, and he just goes on tilt.
Yeah.
But then he'd be really good at finding more track.
Well, no, can you guys sniff rocks?
I'm talking about the powder.
Have you ever seen a dog on weed, yo?
Yeah.
That's one of the fun.
It's hilariously, because I, because they get high if they just eat it.
Like, so one time, like, this is when I had a dog, it was a husky.
And, and he had got into some of my weed just a long time ago.
and he like gets like he's like very paranoid he starts walking all slow he just moves all
slow and so I didn't know what was wrong with him I didn't know he got into him so he took him to
the vet and uh they was like okay they sat us down and he was like I'm going to need you to be
honest with us okay I was okay he's like do you guys smoke marijuana I was like uh-huh
and it was like okay he got into your marijuana and ate and I said okay
They give them a drug test?
Yeah, man.
No, they just know the effects.
Because I think a lot of people go in there with their dogs eating wheat because they
because they act funny, man.
It's like, I was laughing, but my shoddy at the time was like, stop laughing.
It's very serious.
He was peeing on himself.
He was like walking on slow and you went to go pet him and he would like, he would like
duck down like you beat him or something.
Like, and I don't beat nobody, man.
So it was like, I was dying.
I was like, what's wrong with this nigga dog?
And so we took a bit.
and so they told us he was just on weed it was like he'll he'll come down and he'll be okay
they always told us that put your weed in a higher place this my friends just say that if you
blew smoke into your dog's ear yeah that would get him high i had a buddy who i was about to say
uh he would go to parties and he like he was the bong guy he like literally would have a bong in his
backpack and he'd go to a party and his like thing would be go blow smoke and whatever house dog
there was ear and get the dog guy that's kind of messed
up. It was messed up.
He wasn't really my friend.
Yeah.
Did you have to blow smoke in your ear?
I...
Dude, I...
Yeah.
Weed was not ever my drug of choice.
I want to blow smoking big T's here one time.
Not going to happen.
Just get him high.
This sounds like, never like drugs, dog.
This sounds just like...
Very sexual.
Yeah, I'd, right?
you make me do drugs than
blow smoke into my ear
unknowingly
get you high without your consent
it's not even no it's the yeah it's the
the sensual aspect
Lightning
PFT puck puckers his lips
like Joe
Ayo what y'all think
what y'all think of the threads thing man
I liked it for about two days
at this moment
recording the Zup, it has
a hundred million
signups. That's crazy
though. It's the
fastest growing social media of all time.
So it was fun
and people were posting
on there before it got real big. People posting
like it was a burner account. They were just treating
it like, oh shit, this place is brand new. Let's get
all these takes off my chest that are too hot for Twitter.
And then
I just, I don't know, I think a lot of people feel like there's already
too many social media apps. So
if you add one more to the list it's like now there's another one that I have to check every morning
and that can be a pain in the ass but um yeah it feels like it feels like it's been the best
of the Twitter competitors that have popped up recently because it is the exact same thing as
Twitter it's like a carbon copy yeah and they made they made it so easy for you to sign up you just
like click Instagram and then yeah okay I'll use my Instagram account on threads and it was already
like reserved for you so there was like no barrier to
entry whatsoever. But now it became like a big political thing where some people are like,
yeah, I'm on, I'm on threads because I'm sticking it to Elon because Elon's right wing.
And the people are on Twitter and they're like, I'm not signing up for Zuck's service because
Zuck is left wing. It's like, no, they're both, they're both selfish wing.
Yeah, I'm about to say. I was easy. The thing with the, I actually, I like it, though.
I like, I like the interface. I think it's clean. And right now there's no ads on it. That's a plus.
the bots ain't there yet so that's that's good there's a few people trying to you know
do the whole DM me bullshit but like other than that I think it's very clean um I got tired
of Twitter I don't I don't really post on there no more um but Elon's wild and that's the
funnier part to me is that boy is wilder they suing they suing threads or meta or whatever
the fuck it is and then he is this a confide I didn't go check where this is
This is a confirmed tweet where he was like, I want to have an actual dick measuring contest with Zuck.
Yes.
Was that a real tweet?
Yes, he said that.
So, like, buddy says, uh, Zuck is a cuck.
And then, like, eight hours later, he replies underneath it and says, I want to have an actual dick measuring contest.
That's, I guess if you're a billionaire, like, you ain't got shit to do.
Like, tweet away, man.
But that's a while.
That boy, that boy funny, man.
Yeah.
I don't know how that measuring contest would go.
I know that Zuckerberg's got an ass on him.
Have you seen the picture of him on the surfboard?
Aaron, do me a favor real quick.
Look up Mark Zuckerberg,
Mark Zuckerberg surfboard.
He's kicked up.
Is that the one where his sunscreen looks so ridiculous too?
Yeah, his entire face is he's doing white face.
Yeah.
The fight might actually happen.
Now, like, I have a.
theory that they're just doing this to sell the fight
yeah well they're doing a good job
like create a whole social like that would be the best
fight promo ever yeah I mean I think everybody would watch
um I wouldn't I'm out the reason that
threads grew so fast is because it's directly linked to your
Instagram though like it was it's very easy to sign up if you have an
Instagram because so he's basically just co-opting Instagram's
user base yeah but then Billy was saying that if you want to
deactivate your threads account you have to deactivate your entire instagram account right so retain
no they no they uh they clarified that that's not going to happen i follow one of the mobs on a jump
and they uh everybody's having that question he was like that's no you keep banging for zuck
no bill you just got community notes i ain't banging for none of these motherfuckers what are you talking
about i just like it's better right now because twitter's like full of ass dog
Like, you go on the replies, it's full of ads.
Like, I have a Tesla dog.
I don't give up, I don't give a fuck about what none of these niggas do, bro.
Like, if I like it, I like it.
If I don't, I don't, I don't.
Like, fuck these, they're billionaires.
They don't give a fuck about me and I don't go fuck about them.
What's the ad that you guys see the most, the one that you're the most sick of on Twitter?
Because it does feel like the same five ads over and over again.
The new Mission Impossible movie, I get every fucking, every time.
I'm just tired of the porn.
I'm not mad at it because I'm definitely going to go see that, bitch.
Says no, whenever.
We, yeah, I just scrolled through.
I got Indiana Jones.
I don't even know how to pronounce that.
It's a critical thinking and facilitation of classroom debate tool.
There's just ton.
Is anyone else's mentions just filled with like only fans, porn bots?
I get one or two of those.
I'm seeing that same girl pop up everywhere.
She just like replies to everybody on Twitter.
I forget what her name is.
But it's the one that's always like, it's got the filter.
on it so you have to click like into the image to see what it is and it's the same girl
just replies to everyone being like you like what you see that sort of thing and it's a
picture of her wearing underwear is it the she's like pale brunette yes yes that's her
who is she i or is she real does she know that her ass is all over the internet we we should try
to track her down and get her on macrodosing is she real person i don't know who's
should we task to DM the account?
Billy, that sounds like a great job for you.
No, no.
I don't think.
How about Mad Dog?
Because Mad Dog, you know, it would be, that would be, that would work.
I can DM the porn bot, Billy.
Perfect.
Do you know who we're talking about?
No, can you send her to me?
I don't get these porn things in my mentions.
Next time I see her.
And it's not my mentions.
It's like, actually, yes, it's sometimes my mention.
But it's like everywhere.
you can like click on a news story it would be a story about like the submarine that went to go visit the titanic and then she'll be in there be like you like these new handcuffs or something like that oh wait no send her to me i'll DM her okay i'll try to find her i'll track it out we should probably give her to glennie first if if we're interviewing no no i want her she belongs to us um did you guys see uh that woman who freaked out on the flight
Yeah.
So there's a whole conspiracy that there's a dude on TikTok who is also on the
flight who says that the guy she was talking to might have actually been like a reptilian,
alien person.
Totally BS and he's totally doing it for views, but he said that the guy was in a hood and he
looked at him and blinked, but his eyelid went sideways like a lizard.
And I was like...
Okay, so Billy is officially entered into the let's hear her out.
stage of this viral video. Yes. Yes. But then I was thinking, if there were reptilian aliens,
they wouldn't be on a plane. They'd be on UFOs. Why would they take consumer airlines?
That's a good point, Billy. That doesn't make a lot of sense. Yes. Like they have these UFOs.
Why would they, why would they be on a Delta flight? Like they fly like super private, unidentified private.
Mm-hmm. But you may have a point. She has disappeared. No one's.
she got arrested right
yeah she probably just took a
crazy edible and thought she was
going to like just be high on the plane
but then started seeing aliens
it was an all-time freak out moment
I missed this did you see
the viral video of the of the woman
being like I need to get off this plane
that person is not real
and freaking out
it was all over white Twitter
take
take that shit back
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well I've got a
I've got a new segment
I would like to I would like to debut on this show
the whitest thing that I
that I did this week
because I've got
I've got a couple big nominees well
so in the past I would say that I've done
I've done several very very white things in my life
probably still number one is
I did a Hamilton ride on Peloton
at one point
that's probably the whitest thing of all time.
But my most recent white thing that I'm really enjoying this week is
I got this new kind of yogurt and it's called La Femiere.
And it comes in like a glass, like a mason jar.
So I buy like six packs of this yogurt that's like stratified.
And it comes in a super nice.
I can't imagine that this is cost effective to produce.
And I got it because I was like that actually looks.
sick. So I tasted it and it's really, really good. It's like some new fancy type of yogurt that I've
never even heard of before. But I'm really enjoying this. But as I eat it, I just think to myself,
like, this is the boozy's shit that I've ever done in my entire life. That checks out.
Yeah. What are you thinking, Big Tea? You're going to ask me how much it costs? That looks like some yogurt
you'd buy. That looks like some yogurt you'd buy. It's normal yogurt. It costs $12 per container,
of big tea. Just like any other yogurt off the show. It's not $12 per thing, by the way. It's more
reasonably priced than that. But I saw Mad Dog. Mad Dog's looking at this. You probably
have a fridge full of this stuff. I get it like every morning. Yeah. Yeah, here we go. I love that
yogurt. It tastes so good. Why is it in like a heavy duty glass container? I don't know.
It's literally just, it's Yoplay brand, I think. And it's, it's just their like French
yogurt. It's so it's. Oh, that's so perfect. This guy's buying Yoplay in a
Jason jar, it costs $8 per ounce.
It's so quaint, Big Ten.
You are, you are, you are post normal human, like you have no, your brain has no
adversity to like manufacture, so you manufacture it.
Like, you have no problems.
You know what the worst is when I buy one of these things and then I can't find like
maybe my recycling's filled to the top and I have to throw the glass away.
And then when my maid comes and she's like, why is your trash can?
heavy and then I have to explain to
Oates because it's got all these
left from the airs and you're familiar with those
it sucks. My life is very difficult
Big Tea. No, I believe
it. I believe it. I don't have a made
I don't have a made Big Tea.
But yeah, it's good yogurt,
I guess, but it's just very, very boozy.
So that's the widest thing that I did this week.
What's the white thing you've done this week,
Big Tea?
I'm trying to think.
A podcast?
Yeah, I did a podcast.
I read a book called Nation of Victims.
Good book.
What's that one about shit?
It's about how the U.S. has become a nation of victims.
Great book.
It's by presidential candidate.
Vivek Ramoswamy.
He's going to wait till the first debate.
He's going to surge.
Oh.
Is that that dude who was on a breakfast club?
Yes.
Bum.
I read a...
He's the goat.
I actually read the federal...
I like, you know, glazed over the Federalist paper.
on 4th of July as one does yeah yeah learn some history yeah just like remember like you know
what we're doing here yeah in this country would you learn what are we doing what are we doing
what is freedom mean to you bill we're doing freedom we're doing freedom what does freedom mean
to me uh be able to do whatever i want
Practice whatever I want to practice.
About $30 yoghers.
Yeah.
Drink a cold course light on a sunny day.
You can only do that in America.
Basically.
And no place else.
I feel like freedom's a word that gets thrown around a whole lot to the point where people don't really understand what it means.
I mean.
I agree.
10%.
Yeah, Billy.
I don't think any of us are free.
Yeah.
we're all subject of some sort of financial servitude.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, big facts.
I read the Declaration of Independence on July 4th.
Nice.
What you learned?
I learned that it was,
uh,
there was a lot of things that they wrote in it that probably didn't actually comport
with what their true beliefs were.
right that's the one that's like win in the course of human events it becomes necessary
basically they're just like just writing like a breakup letter here's why i'm leaving
it's the here's why i'm leaving new york for the uk but they get to the point where it's like
yeah taylor's version all men are created equal when they said all men what do that mean
i'm just curious white what old t j what old t j men about all men are created equal basically
he was like i'm sick of being intact
You guys taxed too much, so peace, we're going to start a new country.
And then we're going to also levy taxes.
It's pretty crazy that they let, like America let taxes happen again.
Like, wasn't there like no income tax?
It wasn't just, you know, I can't confirm nor deny that.
I don't know, but it wasn't necessarily just about taxes.
It was about taxis without representation.
Yeah.
So they were sending a bunch of money over to England and we should actually do an entire
episode on the Revolutionary War.
that would probably be pretty interesting
because I don't know enough about it
I just know like the stuff that they teach you
in social studies class
but yeah there's a lot to get into there
there was the T taxes
it was just all sorts of tariffs
that were going back to England
and then England wasn't using any of that money
to spend on the United States
and so it's basically we're a slush fund
for Great Britain
The Civil War ushered in the first income tax
in 1861
okay so
and then we don't talk about
in this country how we ran back
the Revolutionary War in 1812
and kind of got her ass kicked
yeah
I mean they burned the White House to the ground
that's pretty bad
shout out Dolly Madison
yep I mean we kind of
we kind of outlasted them that one
yeah but I mean they burned
the White House to the ground
it's tough to spend that to be like
yeah technically we won
we got to remodel the whole thing
we got to go burn down Buckingham Palace
for shits and gigs
I'm in
I was at Buckingham Palace recently
very unimpressive
I expected a lot more
what was your favorite part
I think most
I liked a lot of the architecture
but Buckingham Palace itself
was not very good
it's a cool it's a cool place
most like
landmarks national
worldwide have all been very
underwhelming to me it hasn't been a lot of things
that I visit where I'm just like wow
that was it's worth the hype
most of the shit is just like it's all mid to me
maybe I'm just pessimist but the most
most shit that we revel
is mid
you've been to the Grand Canyon
yep what you think
the ass hole
I mean
John was it
John Oliver said that shit
that's what I thought
you can tell me
what the fuck I thought
Billy
I said like uh
what that John Oliver said
he said
he said the best thing
about Arizona
is the part
where it's missing parts
of Arizona
that shit was funny as fuck
yeah I mean
it was cool
I mean it's definitely a big hole
like I get it
canv or whatever the fuck
you know
I was just not that I mean maybe I'm just not like a geology guy I just I just wasn't like in all I was like it's a big ass
So you've never seen anything in nature that that has put you in awe
Space does that to me like when you if you're if you're driving and like there's not a lot of light pollution around and you see the
thousands upon thousands of stars that shit gets me to go yo that shit's it's it takes my breath away
but most shit that I've seen on earth is all right it's cool
We're about the Northern Lights.
Yeah, they're about to hit on July 13.
I've never seen it.
Yeah, I've never seen it.
I saw that too.
I think it's like five states that are going to be able to see it.
17 states on Thursday.
I'm so excited about that.
Where is it going to be seen?
Can I see it?
So it's going to be able to see the New York?
Upper Midwest.
The northern lights are going to be visible in areas near Milwaukee,
Minneapolis, as far south as Chicago and Indianapolis.
So I don't know if it's going to be.
visible in New York, but it sounds like I'm going to get to see him. I am very excited about that.
I'm seeing, you can see it Thursday in Alaska, Oregon, Washington, Idaho, Montana, Wyoming,
North Dakota, South Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, New Hampshire, Vermont, Indiana,
Maine, and Maryland. I don't get how you can see it in Maryland and New York, but not like
New Jersey. Or Pennsylvania? Did you say Pennsylvania?
No. Between the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 a.m.
residents should also allow up to half an hour for their eyes to adjust to the darkness to get the best possible view there's a chance of rain across the upper midwest on wednesday night which could potentially spoil the party so it sounds like yeah wednesday and maybe thursday yeah that would be a fun party to have like a rooftop northern lights party we hit yeah we hit mr purple on thursday let's go i i mean wednesday between
10 and 2 that I mean
hmm
the light pollution
so is it Wednesday or Thursday
I think it's Wednesday to Thursday
right 10 p.m. to 2 a.m.
Okay. So Wednesday night
all right billy
find a rooftop all right
we'll just have everyone New York turn their lights off
just for like the party
say hey guys can you turn our lights off
I can't wait I hope I get to see it so bad
I want to see those for a while Aaron you're going to see you
be like mid mid
no no no nothing like that's fire
though like I would I would absolutely
being all of that. I think I think
anything space related I'm in
like that's my shit. It's because we know so little about
it. I think if
if there's a wonder
I'm extremely
interested in it but except for the ocean
fuck I don't care but the ocean we know more
about space than the ocean
yeah I don't
I don't care what's in there don't
want to go in there have no
interest
the best part about the ocean right now
is that orca's out here taking
out boats i'm with that i love that that's amazing i think the russian russian trained terrorists
that's one of the most horrible theories i've ever heard they've trained beluga whales to be spies
how do you not know they're training the orcas to be terrorists have they trained any beluga whales
to attack anybody i've no answer no but that's not their nature in the wild that's not their
nature but killer whales would make some great terrorists it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not
but it's not in the orcas nature to attack uh humans and the the boats that they're on this is
absolutely abnormal exactly so where do you how do you think that happened i think i think i think
they're just i think they're just figuring out like we're the ones fucking up the ocean and they're just
like hey yo i think that's what it is yeah i think arian is right bill i think they're just like
To defend their home turf.
Yeah.
So, Aaron, what about, what about Mountain Ranges?
Are you a mountain range guy?
No, I don't fucking bears.
So there's no, like, natural landmass or natural wonder that you've seen and been like, damn, this is awesome.
It's like, it'll be cool.
Like, I don't want to say, like I said, I look at the earth and I'm like, this shit is trash.
Like, that's not how I feel.
It's just, I think it gets overhyped.
Like, like, yeah, mountains.
dope but they're like if you like mountains that's there's a bunch for you i just don't get like
a overwhelming feeling of like nostalgia or you know aesthetically pleasing like i don't i don't
feel none of that i feel that with space i absolutely feel that with space and everybody got
they right i just don't feel it with like anything on earth really um waterfalls are cool
but again i'm not going in you ever been to um what about crater lake organ i feel like you
might like Crater Lake Oregon.
Let me look at it.
I've never been.
It's a giant-ass lake that's in a crater surrounded by these woods.
And then in the middle of the island or in the middle of the crater where the water is,
there's another island that has a crater on it.
What?
Yeah, it looks dope.
It actually looks really pretty.
And another thing that bothers me nowadays is the pictures.
a lot are starting to look better than
the actual place.
So like,
because of filters and all this shit,
pictures are starting to look better than that.
Cameras are starting to make
wherever you're at.
It's starting to make it look better than it actually is.
Yeah.
That's on people.
That's in places.
That's everywhere.
Cameras are augmenting reality
to where it's like the capturing of it
is better than the actual it.
And that's wild.
When I was in front of,
France a couple years ago, there was somebody at the, at the, uh, Muzé d'Orsay, that was taking
pictures of Van Gogh paintings and then adding filters on them to make them look better.
And then posting that shit on Instagram.
And I was just looking at that like, oh my God, this is, uh, this is an episode black
mirror that I'm in right now.
That's, that's fucking wild, though.
Yeah.
You don't make these lily pads pop more is the lark filter.
Did anybody
I don't really like how the light hits her
Yeah
Oh so Mona Lisa's mid
That is mid
Very average looking woman
Whoa I mean like as a painting
Oh well yeah both I think
I would Mona Lisa
You would
Oh nobody's I mean she's coarse I would too
I don't know
How many beers?
Some of the prestige is enough for me.
How many beers?
She looks like she's got some, she's got some secret.
She's hiding something.
Even better.
It makes it more intriguing.
Some renaissance.
How old was she got painted?
Ooh, that's a good question.
Yeah, before I'm over here being creepy as fuck.
Okay, I'm going to just look up Mona Lisa naked real quick.
See if there's any AI.
25.
She was 25.
Okay, that's good.
Wait, she was 25?
Yep.
That's a little too.
That's a rough 25.
Well, Renaissance.
I was trying to tell me Roy McElroy look 32
I'm out of here
You probably get the
I'm real
I showed that to all my people
And I was like yo
I'll tell me if I'm tripping about
Everybody on a podcast said this man looked 32
And it was like what the fuck hell no
Dude look 40-50 bro it's crazy
And y'all he looks good
Fuck out of here no he don't
But whatever
Oh so this is kind of wild
Did you know
That DaVinci
Painted a nude
Mona Lisa.
What?
Yeah.
Mona Lisa's got nudes?
Mona Lisa's got nudes out there.
Look it up.
What?
Mona Lisa's got nudes?
Yeah, she does.
And you see her?
More, mate.
Her Snapchat got out there?
She looks like
she looks like she could bench about like
325.
Why is she so baloney, bro?
It doesn't really look like
Like boobs as much
It just looks like giant pecks
Yeah, she'd feel like
She'd be lifting weights
Yeah, she is
Like Mona Lisa
Could beat the fuck out of me
She looks like a
I'm not taking that out of it
She looks like a statue
But like someone drew a statue
I have brows like that ever
It looks like in the
Old IndcccD
A football games before they got woke,
that there was a poster of your girlfriend in your dorm room
in your, what's the mode called?
It's been 10 years.
I've forgotten what it's called.
Road to Glory.
Yeah.
And as you played better, your girlfriend got hotter.
It looks like the first one.
That's crazy.
That's such a funny video game feature.
Oh, it was awesome.
I don't remember that one.
It's wild.
The first one is rough.
Did she get hotter?
Was it the same girlfriend?
Or did you just upgrade girls?
Different girls.
That is what it is.
A, baby,
I'm playing a little better.
You know,
I appreciate what you did for me,
but it's time for me to move on.
I don't like how you looking on my side anymore.
So thank you for everything.
Thank you for services.
I'm a high value male.
It's what it is, man.
So I just sent you all the picture
I think the bottom middle
Is the first one
A lot of visuals this episode
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That was the first one big Tee
I believe so yeah
Or top left maybe
That's yeah that's not good
Top left ain't bad
Bottom middle is yo
Yo
That's gotta be your mom
Yeah good call Billy
That might be your mom
This is hilarious
What a funny
Funny feature to put into a video
game.
They should bring that back, man.
They should
have a post-game
strip club mode like in GTA.
You can take your NIL Monday
to the club.
Be sick.
Are they bringing the game back?
Next year.
It's like a year from this week.
But didn't they sue and sue?
Yeah, that got that got thrown out.
That was a
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I actually got a call from Madden.
while I was at that golf tournament.
And they're trying to add, like, older players somehow, some way,
and they asked if they could use my name, image, and likeness,
and they offered a fee.
And I told them to up it and see what they say.
I don't think they liked it.
So I haven't heard about it.
Haven't you been in Madden since you've retired?
I don't.
I don't even play, so I don't know.
But they called an ass and they offered me some money.
But I think I remember someone sending us, like,
you had a like a legends card or something because we were talking about the catching on it
is the is the is the is the card actually playable i don't know enough about yeah because i know
my kids bro my kids my kids play 2k and they rarely play the game like they'll just
collect all these little fucking cards and like so they just like keep collecting cards and like
are you actually going to play the game bro what are you doing but i don't know enough about it
yeah it may have ran out it could have been like a five year thing or something i don't know
How does that work with Madden where it's like, as a member of the NFLPA,
Madden EA sports pays like a license to use every player's name and image.
Like you sign that over when you play in the NFL.
You're like, okay, I will be a video game character and whatever company you choose to do business with.
But then after you retire, then they have to ask you for individual permission to be in a video game?
I don't know.
I was never a part of the NFLPA.
I refuse to be a part.
Like, so, like, they don't have me on contract anywhere.
Oh, so you're like Michael Jordan or Barry Bonds.
Yeah, less prestigious, but yeah.
So did Madden have to come to you individually when you were playing?
Mm-hmm.
Interesting.
So why didn't you join the NFLPA?
I don't like them.
I feel like they're in bed with the owners,
and I know cats that are on NFLPA, they're like,
I just don't, I just don't feel like they have our best.
I just don't feel like they have our best interests at heart.
I think they do sometimes, but they follow the, you know, the bottom line of the NFL.
Like, there's no, there's no reason why we shouldn't have, you know,
lifetime health care for football players.
They have it for every other league, like, major sport.
There's no reason why we shouldn't.
And so I just don't, I don't rock with the NFL or the NFLPA for,
that's one of the main reasons, but just in general, I just don't like, what?
who is the representative at the time on my team or are you talking about the head of the
i think it's demure smith is still it's demure smith um and that's another reason so like when
that whole red rice situation happened right um i domestic violence is a very near and dear issue
to my heart because i grew up around it and so like i'm very uh like i care about it and so when
that whole Ray Wright shit happened and I don't know Ray right it's good people um I hated how
they handled him I hated how they handled it when the footage dropped right because they
was only going to suspend him two games and the footage drop and then they then they laid the hammer down
when I'm like y'all saw the footage already right so I just felt like they were shunning them when
it was like they was backpedaling for instance the NFL always there was backpedaling because
they were afraid of the PR backlash and so I tried to get a hold of Roger Goodell and so like
we in the same business right
And I was, you know, I was one of the top tier players.
So we're in the same business.
Why am I having to go through all these fucking loopholes, bro?
Get on the phone with me.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, holl at me.
Because I felt like I had something to say to him and the NFL about how they was handling this.
They throw so much red tape put me through all this like he was the fucking president.
And I was like, y'all are fucking goofy.
Yeah.
I mean, the NFLPA has always been like they've had to walk a very fine line because they,
I think they know that a lot of their players, they don't necessarily have.
the money, especially if you're like a first or second year player,
they don't have enough money to credibly say that there's going to be a strike.
You know?
Like the NFLPA will get enough backlash from some of the younger players of the guys
that haven't been around that long where they're like,
just make a deal so we can get back to earning a paycheck.
Whereas if it's the NBA, they have enough money stashed away where they can just straight
up be like, yeah, we will strike if you don't give us what we want.
The NFLPA doesn't have nearly as much leverage as the other leagues.
have yeah because not everybody's a millionaire i was honest so like when we went through our
strike i was making league minimum and even though i was a pro bowler i was still making league
minimum it was before my deal so when they when they was talking about we made strike this season
and there may be replacements like those talks were happening and i was like talking to our
nfl pia representers they was like you know i was talking about crossing the line who do but i was
like i'm crossing i was like you're going to pay my bills i was like you going to pay for my i'm
crossing like what do you mean when i understand everybody that takes that stance you
You know what I'm saying?
But that's when the NFLPA has to, like, step in and take care of those cats.
And they did something similar, but I don't like the way they did it.
It's been a while since I've gone to the details of it.
But, yeah, I just don't like the way they do business.
That was a wild season back in 2012, was it?
11.
11?
Yeah, when they had to replace.
I loved it.
Yeah?
No, no.
Oh, the replacement of refs?
That was a different season.
I don't.
Yeah, that was a different season.
They didn't have any replacements on, they ended up getting the deal done before.
the season started um yeah to my yeah yeah so but what we didn't have was we didn't have any
offseason no offsets or no o'ta's no workout i said you handled that shit on your own and i that was
my favorite off season though because like they left you alone and i loved it i loved it and it was
like a 40 was it 49 51 percent split that they came up with between the players and the owners or
something like that i think so like that yeah and they cut down on like the high money draft fixed
order to give teams uh room to sign free agents and give free agents more money which makes sense
like these dudes is coming in and getting like 80 million dollars and you ain't played a snap yet
it would make no sense yeah that was um it was crazy seeing guys like j marcus russell and uh some
other like top one top two picks get paid insane guaranteed money to just come with lee in the
just like yeah you're like okay i've made it i think sam bradford it was sam bradford's one that they
We're like, okay, we got to stop this.
I forget exactly what his contract was, but it was crazy.
What did when?
Mario Williams, Marco Russell.
Who?
What guaranteed money?
I don't know.
That's a good question.
I don't know what the NBA rookie scale contracts are.
50 million in his first four seasons.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Wait, 50 million total for four seasons?
Yeah, four years, 55 million.
Yeah, I mean, that's not, when you look at other.
NBA contracts, that's not insane
to think about. Like that's a pretty
reasonable rate that you have for old Vic.
But then once that rookie
deal is over, then it's like Super
Max City.
If you're nice.
If you're nice. Yeah.
Which he will be.
Yeah, I don't know.
He got dunked on. All I'm watching is go off late at
Doug.
He did get dunked on a couple times.
All right. Well, I think we should probably get
it wrapped up for today for nanodosing.
Real quick.
Are we going to do the Bible study from here on now for Nannos?
Are we in or are we out on that?
I would love to do that.
I'll do a Bible study, yeah.
I think we do that.
We just go chapter by chapter and we're like, I'm actually going to read this one because
the Bible was a hell of interesting anyways and I've read it before, but it's like interesting.
What if, how are we just like?
I'm just trying to tap back in.
You down, BigT?
Absolutely.
Do you want to go a chronological order?
I love it.
Or jump around.
Yeah, I think, yeah.
Or should we have like, I think though, I mean, you're going to get to, you're going to get to parts that, you know, I'm not going to say are not interesting, but you will find not as interesting. Let's pick like, we'll do the tin. Let's pick 10, like stories or books. And we'll do those.
Yeah, we can ask people like what are the craziest parts of the Bible, like revelations, you know, the creation story and stuff like that.
Okay. All right. Yeah. So if you have any suggestions for for must read chapters of the Bible,
let us know you want to start with just we can start with the beginning got to start with
genesis yeah we'll start with we'll start with genesis how much of genesis would be appropriate
for us to read in a week the whole thing you could read the whole book yeah the whole book is just
the creation okay we're gonna read genesis it's gonna be the genesis half time show that's that's
that's what it'll be on on uh tuesday's nanodosing yeah in if you're trying to submit stuff
Don't submit the donkey dick one.
We already know about that one.
Do we?
Yeah.
Billy already knows about the donkey dick one.
I vaguely remember.
All right.
Well, we'll see you guys on Thursday on macro dosing.
Yeah.
Topics.
I've got a couple that we could do.
One, Revolutionary War would be interesting.
Yeah.
I actually liked that idea.
I love that.
Also, the Boston bombing.
Oh.
The Marathon bombing.
Have you all watched?
There's a relatively new documentary
out on it that was very good.
Yeah, I saw the first episode of that.
And they brought back a lot of memories of the stuff
that was going on at the time
because I was listening to a lot of Alex Jones
like every day when that came out.
When people talk about how Alex Jones gets a lot of stuff, right,
they conveniently leave out a whole bunch of stuff
that he gets extremely, extremely wrong on a consistency.
basis. And the Boston Marathon bombing was like a tour to force in him just screwing everything
up the entire time. What he said. Oh, we can get into it. Yeah. You sound like you're put on a cape for
Alex Jones, Billy. No, I just was saying what I was wondering what he said. I remember I was in
eighth grade when that happened. And we all thought that New York was going to get bombed next.
Yeah. Let's do that Wednesday and then have two weeks to do revolutionary war. Okay.
Are you down?
Boss and bombing?
Yep.
Is there that much about it?
There is, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
There's a lot of backstory that go.
Yeah, the manhunt that took place afterwards and the backstory of the two guys that carried
out the attack and some shit that went down with the FBI beforehand.
There's some wild stuff.
If you need a prep, if you need a prep, just watch Patriots Day with Mark Wahlberg.
That's a very great recounting of the.
he would have stopped it if he was there
all right let's do it
all right we'll see you guys on thursday
love you guys
and for those that don't know
this was my flu game i am sick of shit right now
it's arian's flu game and also we're all spread out
across the country big t is being held hostage
by ron desantis in florida
mad dog has been kidnapped in oh
airport access so we are
all remote right now.
Real quick, let me get this one take off and we sign off for this.
I am absolutely a fan of one thing that Ron DeSantis is positing, one of his policies.
He wants to get rid of alimony and, well, when a broken clock is right, broken clock is right.
And, well, I'm all in, dog.
I am all in.
Get rid of that stupid shit.
Oh, my God.
I was, I was actually, I saw it on Twitter.
It broke.
And, like, there was this, there was this bullshit, bro.
There was dudes saying, yeah, absolutely.
It's ridiculous.
Nobody should, you know what I'm saying?
Be tied to paying somebody who do woo.
And underneath, her Twitter handle was independent woman.
And she goes, you guys would say that.
Yeah, that she goes off.
And the dude underneath just goes, what an irony.
A twisted irony.
That's your name.
That's your Twitter.
Absolutely correct.
Hilarious.
I didn't think I'd see the day.
Go Ronda's hand his fat.
Yeah.
Aryan Foster, make America, Florida.
No, make America cut the bullshit with the alimony.
I'm with that shit.
I don't even pay it.
Did you be clear?
I do not pay alimony.
I'm just saying that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life, paying for a lifestyle.
What is the history behind alimony?
Well, back when women couldn't work.
I couldn't tell you.
I guess the argument is, I've heard the argument that like when you,
If I'm thinking about it from an American perspective and why rich, traditionally rich white dudes would want to implement that law, to me, it would be to keep women out of the workforce and to keep them like subservient.
That's the only logic I can wrap my head around, but it comes back to bite you if you get divorced.
With divorce was less prevalent, I believe so when this was implemented.
And this is all, I take this with a greater salt.
But that's the logic I see behind it.
But it makes absolutely zero sense.
Like, I got a homie who's going through this, right?
One of my homeboys is paying his ex, like, seven grand a month, right?
He starts doing really, really good, right?
She takes him back to court and says, when my son flies with you, I fly, he flies private.
I mean, he flies first class.
When he flies with me, I can't afford a first class.
So I think he should have the same lifestyle.
And I'm just like, they go get a fucking job.
Like, what are you talking?
It's the dumbest.
It's crazy.
It is fucking bananas, dog.
And there's women.
I'm sure that I'm going to, you know, I hear it.
There are people who believe that that is the correct way to do things.
And I think that you are batshit insane.
Well, it's one thing to say that for a kid.
If it's like the kid, you know, why should he take a step back when he's with me?
It sounds like it'd be different.
Because his mom don't make that money.
That's why.
Yeah, but at least you're paying for a kid to do that.
It's not like that's more child support than it is out.
That's what I said.
It's crazy talk, don't talk about some, I think my kids should live like this everywhere.
Well, then go fucking make the money to do that.
That's insane.
It's insane.
Like, look, hey, if you can't afford this, you can't experience that.
That's life to make it so it's insane because 99.9% of the time it's not about the kid.
It's about enhancing her lifestyle.
Yeah.
You can pay more than a doctor because you had a baby, bro.
Get the fuck out of here with that bull.
shit man kiss my
ass you'll never convince me otherwise anybody
who thinks like this I don't like
you and that's just what it is
and you probably don't like me either and we can stay
on opposite ends of the spectrum with this
because fuck that shit
it dates back to the code of
Hamarabi
okay
1754 BC
declares that a man must provide
sustenance to a woman who is born him
children so that oh so that's actually just child
support
No, that's just paying somebody for being your wife.
Alamone is marriage.
Yeah, Alamon's marriage, it's not child support.
In England, like, way, way back, divorce was illegal, but you could, like, separate so they were still married but living separately.
So the man would have to, like, pay for her to live.
Mm-hmm.
Insanity.
It makes insanity.
Yeah.
Code of Justinian.
It is, none of it makes sense.
Even child support.
makes very little sense to me.
Child support makes very little sense to me
because if I was to not be able to afford my child support, right?
This is true.
I would get thrown in jail, right?
You're delinquent.
You'll get thrown in jail.
If a woman needs help raising a child
or even a man because this is not just gender, right?
If the opposite partner needs help, right?
Why are you not being held accountable for your lack of finances?
why am I being held accountable but not you like it's the most asinine thing in the world
and so I had you know personal experience with this where the shorty was like um uh if like we had
separated right I have I have a child she says she's like I'm couch surfing right now I need
I need help and I was like well give me my daughter it's like she's not cow surfing your couch
She has a home here.
She has a home here.
She's like, well, I need help.
Well, you need help.
That's not how, what does it have to do with me?
Why do I have to help you?
If, if the, if the, if the shoe was on the other foot, I'd be looked at as a deadbeat.
I'd be looking at as a man that can't provide whoopoo.
But because you're in a situation you're in, I'm a bad guy.
If I don't fund that too, you're crazy.
It doesn't make any sense.
You can't afford to have kids.
Don't have kids.
All that.
Childsport.
Whole shit.
Whole system needs to be.
I like what you do it.
Billy's chiming in with just the most important legal doctrines of all time.
Hey, Morani's Code, the Justinian Code, the Magna Carta.
Never heard of it?
Aryan, would you say you're a single issue voter on this topic?
That this could get you to vote for Ron Santos?
No.
No more child support.
No more Alimony.
This nigga through two handfuls of darts out of wall on one of them stick,
that don't make them look good.
also this is this is going to be a classic ronda santis blow up in his own face strategy because he's
putting that out there people are going to get behind it a little bit maybe some people that normally
wouldn't vote for him will be into it and then he's going to go up against trump and trump's going to be
like nobody like nobody hates divorce more than i do like i'm the ultimate no alimony guy
and no child support guy like i would love to not ever have to do any that so i'm you can trust
me to follow through on this promise more than Mr. Marriage over there, who doesn't have to
worry about it.
I said Mr.
Married Ron.
You think married Ron's going to get rid of your alimony?
That would be an awesome big name.
Look at him with his family.
Yeah, look at that ring.
Looks like an old ring, Ron.
I'm a fairly consistent human being.
I would like to think if whatever happens in, I'm absolutely blue down a ticket.
It is what it is.
But if one of these motherfuckers win and they do that shit,
I will be extremely happy about that and that alone.
But a policy that I agree with is a policy that I agree with.
I'm going to fuck.
Who throws it up.
Slam dunking that shit.
Is that Miss Maddie?
Yeah, Maddie's rolling out.
Yeah, Maddie's rolling out.
Okay.
That'd be so funny.
I'd go to the airport.
My mother is taking me.
All right.
Hi, Mrs. Dog.
Hello, Miss Dog.
That would be so funny
If a bunch of states just went red
Because of the alimony thing
Yeah, the most of worst states
What do you think is the most
That's the biggest thing of the shit
You want to get Florida
Easy
You're going to lose
You're going to lose a lot of your
Upper-class women
Upper-class women
You're going to lose a lot of that demographic
But you're going to gain
Upper-class white men
This is a bipartisan issue
I believe so
I believe the
I believe
people want this i do if we poll i would like to see the polling on alimony yeah i'd like to see that
i think i think it's florida california connecticut is probably a very divorced state too
uh the highest percentage of divorces is west virginia arkansas and maine
oh why did i think california isn't
i think california wouldn't be because boy do they fuck you man do they fuck you in california
Like if you have money and you didn't get a pre-number California, it's not even like you get half.
It's like you have to pay a certain percentage.
Like let's say we divorce, you get half.
And then you have to pay a percentage.
It's not even an alimony.
You have to play like a percentage of what your income is on top of alimony.
And if you have kids, child support.
Like I know I know dudes that's cutting like $30,000 checks a month, $40,000 checks a month just because, yes, come on, man.
Speak on.
The government steals money.
That's what they do.
Yeah.
Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. Some money is, you know, it's a tax. I believe in taxes, but that's not a tax. That's nonsense. That is bullshit and it's loophole that needs to stop. And now only that, I would argue this. I will hop off my pedestal. I would argue this, that it incentivizes women to do so. It incentivizes the whole gold digger thing. It incentivizes not having long lasting relationships.
It is a net loss on our economy and our social fabric that we have that incentive.
If you take care of that, there will be more women that will be more cautious while having sex.
There will be more men that take care of their business.
Keep fathers in the home.
Tell you, dog.
All right.
Finn, I'm done.
I like that rant.
Good rant, Aaron.
Yeah.
All right.
We'll see you guys.
We'll see you on Thursday for Macrodocusing.
Love you guys.