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Episode Date: June 6, 2023

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macro dosing nanodose short sewed today we've got donie the wanton don in studio thank you for rejoining us you just did a uh uh uh uh mini dose, nanodose? Yeah. With the guy that climbed Everest. Yeah, check that out if you haven't listened to it. I think it's the best extra dose to date. Mm.

Mm. We've got good extra doses. Hi, guys from Billy. That guy was very impressive. When you watch my vids, though, there's a couple other people on the trip that might be more impressive than him. Huh. Yeah.

Well, he did join the six-mile high club. Yeah, I think so. He had sex at base camp. Is that six miles up? Yeah. Okay. Is that confirmed? No, but that was just the tagline I put. Base cams at 17,500 feet.

I don't know if that's six miles. Three mile high club, whatever. Specifics are stupid. Yeah, specifics are irrelevant. He still had sex at altitude. He might probably, well, he'll probably be the first person have sex on Mars. We've decided.

Yes. But we got a lot to cover today. There's some pretty serious stuff in the news. Very serious. I don't know where we want to start. Well, let's just, let's, let's, let's, let's choose. lot for a second, Billy. I know Billy's coming in hot right now. But I mean, this is some of the biggest news in our universe, in our worldview in a long time. Yeah, you know what, Billy's right

because if, if we're starting out a podcast, this little podcast, and we don't begin it by talking about the fact that there is extraterrestrial spaceships that have been recovered on Earth. Yeah, like the fuck. Why? I didn't hear about this. That should be, that should be above the fold on page A1. Yeah, Dude, freaking whistleblower comes out and reports to Congress and the community inspector general, the intelligent community inspector that there is with classified documents, he comes out and says that he has evidence that the United States has partial and intact non-human craft that they've recovered. And not only is it a domestic local phenomenon, but international phenomenon that multiple governments. have recovered non-human crafts. So I know people have been saying that for a while, but I mean... This is a whistleblower.

But it's somebody... It's somebody from the government. So he's an intelligence official. His name is David Grush, G-R-U-S-CH. He's a veteran of the National Geospatial Intelligence Agency and the National Reconnaissance Office. He served as the reconnaissance office as representative to the UAP task force, the unexplained aerial phenomenon task force so he is he seems to be legit um really really bad timing uh for the fact that that we've recovered intact and partial uh alien craft on our earth to break right

as taylor swift dumps her boyfriend so which ones which one's the more important story what should we start with no no this is serious dude mattie healy actually dump her i don't give a fuck about that no we'll get to that in a second this is pretty big stuff though taylor swift is single which means that we're about to have a banger of a new album come out and she's going to be writing songs about comtown which is fantastic her her boyfriend mattie healy went on the adam friedland show shout out adam friedland we should have him on on this show at some point um his show is very very funny and uh but they are they can be very much like pressing the line and going over the line sometimes so mattie healy goes on the show

jokes along with them about uh i think that they were doing like chinese accents uh like stereotypical asian accents things like that and mattie healy was like well i'm i'm with adam and nick so i i should laugh and i should i should take part of this and then all the swifties turned on her and they're like yo you got to break up with your boyfriend and now she broke up with matt healy because of two thirds of cumptown just to clarify he was mocking japanese hawaiian and British people. Okay. Yeah.

Not Chinese people. Okay. My mistake. Yeah. Well, they might have been mocking Japanese people because they were saying Chinese. I don't know. I haven't listened to it.

Okay. But thank you for, thank you for the clarification. Okay. So non-human intelligence. Do you think she's just going to re-record her old album? Kim Moore or she's going to write something new? There is other beings on this earth with us that are highly intelligent. No, she's probably going to say, we're going to talk about fucking Taylor Swift.

She'll probably say it's from the vault, but it's she actually just wrote it last week are you good yeah she'll be like this is an old song that i wrote a long time ago that's what she did that's what she did for the swifties will know for you're losing me it's like about it's about a breakup where she's like i'm falling out of love with you there's no way she didn't write that like three weeks ago about about joe yeah you know what did you listen uh totally yeah yeah yeah and it's like it's like how can you say i'm gray and not tell i'm sick i was about to just say that line yeah exactly yeah it's like yeah i might write a song for her and i wouldn't marry me either a pathological people pleaser like that's so her

That is so her There is non-human intelligence And we're talking about Oh, that's right, yeah, the aliens So aliens are real And we've got their spaceships Well, we don't know if they're from other planets I actually think it's more likely

They're from this planet But they would not be an alien Yeah, they'd be just other intelligent beings You can tell by like the nomenclature Like the words they're using That they're like not they don't know It is non-human craft Non-human origin, yeah

Yeah So what if they're like monkey cars oh hell yeah we found out like holy shit there's like I think monkeys have cars have you guys been watching chimp empire that is a fucking banger documentary

yes dude chimp empire is fucking sick I mean that sounds good but Billy let's talk about we don't need to waste time talking about chimps let's talk about these UFOs yeah yeah exactly that's the most important can like they're they're here like this is a whistleblower protected under the whistleblower act like this means that this is real

Yeah I mean I want to see some pictures Like that scene in Independence Day When they're like We have recovered alien crafts Like here they are in Area 51 Like that is real Mm-hmm

I mean this is Do you think he's gonna go on Rogan? I don't know I hope he does So what kind of media has he done I don't think he's I think he's trying to steer away I think the only media he's done Is like gone through the whistleblower thing

I think he went on News Nation maybe Okay are they reliable I think so I think that they are, yeah. Now, could he be in serious trouble for revealing this? Like, is there a chance he goes to jail or he has to go on the run like Snowden? There's definitely a chance, yeah. I mean, you can, somebody can say that they're a whistleblower,

and then other people will say, well, you're putting lives in danger. I don't think he's. I mean, honestly, it's not much, it's just confirmed what everyone's always thought. That aliens are real. That we might have some craft. and I think they've used it to reverse engineer. Like, they may have found the craft and then used the technology to reverse engineer into some of the UFOs we're seeing, and they're actually the U.S. government, which actually makes me feel good. I guess we have something to stop nukes.

I guess the question is why, how do we know that it's non-human origin? How can we tell that right off the bat? It's probably technology that we do not know exists, that we have not discovered. Right, but maybe it's very difficult to say, like, there's no chance that this is human if it's. It's just advanced technology because maybe it's AI created. Well, that, yeah. Maybe the robots are building their own ships. Yeah.

But I feel like the U.S. government has a total list of possible technology because we usually create all of it. So like if it's something we don't know how to build, it's definitely non-human. I think I'm with Donnie. I would like to see monkey cars. Yeah. If there are monkeys that had like their own racetrack in the middle of the jungle, it would be sick.

I wonder if there's any monkeys that have built the wheel yet. because I was watching Chimp Empire. They're pretty, you know. Monkeys have tools. They'll use like spears. Yeah, to kill call the wheel. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, a lot of humans didn't invent the wheel.

Like the Inkins were very advanced. No wheels. Yeah. What if it's a bird plane? What if a bird invented a plane? Because they're like, I'm sick I'm just using my wings all the time. It says we are not talking about prosaic origins or identities. What does prosaic mean?

Hmm. That sounds like probiotic or I'm guessing that it means old, old technology, so it might be new technology. I don't know. Having the style or diction of prose lacking poetic beauty? I think I'm spelling it wrong. I don't know. You're talking about P-R-O-Z, Donnie? No, P-R-O-S-A-I-C. Yeah, that's what they were quoted. We're not talking about prosaic origins or identities. Unromantic origins. Commonplace. Okay. Yes. All right. All right. Unimaginative. Okay. I'm a little bit pissed off at this guy because it's one thing to say that we have.

I want to see pictures. Well, it's kind of shows that Congress has been, you know, left in the dark on what we really know about our own planet in the universe. Mm-hmm. Which shows that, you know, there is a, you know, a, like a clearance in the government that probably the president isn't even privy to. And who the hell are these people who think that they're above the entire government to know things that. but everyone else doesn't. Would you want Joe Biden to know if there were aliens? I don't think he even knows he's president.

I think that might be the one thing they knows. Yeah, you could tell him. It doesn't matter. I mean, turf monster took him this weekend. That's true. Who put that smooth surface there. Yeah. Oh, uh, probably the same guy that did the grass at the Super Bowl. Chiefs are in the White House today.

Think about it. The sod father got him. The sod father. It was very funny when he fell down. He just like stood up and he pointed at the sandbag. that was on the stage is that what it was i think he tripped over a wire i think it was like a tiny small small little wire that nobody should trip over you know what the seventh or eighth wire you know when uh one of your grandparents reaches a certain age and they just don't go upstairs anymore

yeah yeah joe biden is on that level we got to get joe one of those cool chairs that goes up and down the stairs the oh yeah what i'm talking about yeah those are sick yeah like that the the the fake tv show that they had on the office with jack black falling in love with the old lady yeah yeah yeah jo should have one of those for sure and he should not walk anywhere in the white house when he's coming down the hallway you know the one that obama walked down to announce bin laden he should just have a chair that just that's the awesome down there honestly like scooter life is pretty cool I can't wait to get to the point i'm going to be a very early scooter oh you should see dugs douges got a little scoot

scute scute cart he broke his ankle yeah and he's been whipping it he's been like hitting hills hitting ramps with it uh with his broken ankle very entertaining i'm of the superstition that if you use crutches wheelchair or scooter before you're actually injured you're just like going to get injured as karma for messing around with it so i kind of wanted to use his scooter but that's just my my beliefs but speaking of washington well hang on billy i want to read from this article on the debrief and i'm not i'm not that familiar with the debrief as a website it looks good it looks like it was designed by somebody that knows how to design a real website So that's a good start.

This is a former intelligence official turned whistleblower has given Congress and the intelligence community inspector general extensive classified information about deeply covert programs that he says possess retrieved intact and partially intact craft of nonhuman origin. The information, he says, has been illegally withheld from Congress. And he filed a complaint alleging that he suffered illegal retaliation for his confidential disclosures reported here for the first. first time. Other intelligence officials both active and retired with knowledge of these programs through their work in various agencies have independently provided similar corroborating information both on and off the record. David Charles Grush, a decorated former combat officer in Afghanistan, is a veteran of the National Geospatial Intelligence Agency and the National Reconnaissance Office. He served as the Reconnaissance Office representative to the Unidentified Aerial Phenomena Task Force

from 2019 to 2021, from late 2001 to July 2022, he was the NGA's co-lead for unexplained, unidentified aerial phenomenon analysis, and he was its representative to the task force. He says that the recoveries of partial fragments through an up-to intact vehicles have been made for decades through the present day by the government, its allies, and defense contractors. Analysis has determined that the objects retrieved are of exotic origin, non-human intelligence, whether extraterrestrial or unknown origin, based on the vehicle morphologies and material science testing, and the possession of unique atomic arrangements and radiological signatures. In filing his complaint, he's represented by a lawyer who was served as the original intelligence community inspector general.

this material includes intact and partially intact vehicles I mean this sounds legit to me but he's also saying that it goes back decades oh 100% goes back decades so they've known about this for a long time yeah they've definitely recovered stuff like Roswell happened I mean something happened

well do you remember an independence day there's a scene on the airplane with Bill Pullman who plays the president who that guy should just be president in every movie he was as great as the president incredible he should actually be president in real life i've known nothing about his politics that's how zalinski got in yeah we just we need a guy that looks like a president that does cool president stuff in movies will vote for him so in independence day he's on the airplane he's on air force one after the aliens have attacked and we're trying to figure out how to how to fight back against him and the dad

jeff goldblum's dad starts yelling at about you knew about this and you did nothing you knew that aliens existed. He's like, we had no idea that aliens existed. And then his CIA guy is like, that's not entirely accurate. That's a great scene. It's an awesome scene on the airplane. That is apparently real. Like the intelligence community has known. That is literally what I just said. Yeah, I know. I know. And they, they, they withheld that information. Now, again, this guy could be full of shit. That'd be very funny. I mean, he doesn't seem like he would be, right? Yeah. I'm look. He looks well decorated. There's no, there's no reason for him to do this unless he wanted to literally sully his whole career

Yeah I mean he's not going out on a limb to like Look like a bad guy This is good news This is good news If we've known about the aliens For decades for like 30 or 40 years And we haven't started a war with them yet

That to me seems like we're on the We haven't done anything to fuck up the relationship yet That to me seems like we're on the right track with the aliens Yeah They're not mad at us for anything they don't think that we've kidnapped anybody the nukes might have pissed them off once we started

fucking around with atomic bombs shit please don't do that yeah viral marketing for Oppenheimer maybe I already got my tickets when did you come out this Friday no July 21st same day as Barbie oh wow that crowd is you know going to split

they're uh same crowd actually they're shipping the movie then diagrams two circles They're shipping the movie in a giant film canisters Because Christopher Nolan wants it to be broadcast or displayed in film Not digitally So it's like I forget how many a couple thousand pounds worth of film

The IMAX is 11 miles long Whoa That's awesome I cannot wait for that Yep I'm very excited How do you think it ends? With an explosion Yes

You know what I'm going to be pissed off though if I watch like a two and a half hour movie and there's only one explosion in it. We'll have some test runs. Yeah, there's going to be test runs. Maybe it ends with the Hiroshima bombing. I just know this scene is definitely get recreated. Sorry. I'm excited because there'll be the first Christopher Nolan movie

that isn't extremely confusing. Yeah. At least, I hope so. It seems like a pretty straightforward story. What other movies has he done? Tennant was the one that was just two. I couldn't. I mean like Inception was confused.

confusing, but I could kind of wrap my head around it. Tenet was just insanely like I never wrapped my head around Tenet. Yeah, Tenet seemed like it was Christopher Nolan getting high on his own supply. Yes. It was a studio being like, we'll give you a massive budget and you do whatever. I want pure uncut Nolan in this one. And he needs somebody over your shoulder to just be like the average moviegoer and say, hey, this doesn't make any sense.

So it's very hard to follow. Inception is the only one of this guy's movies I've seen. You haven't seen Interstellar? No. Batman? No. You haven't seen any Batman? You haven't seen the Dark Night?

Yeah, I mean, come on. You all know me. Okay, okay. You know, I'm not watching Batman. Dark Night's like one of the biggest movies of all time. Yeah, I'll never see it. I actually am surprised by that because the Dark Night and the Dark Night rises. I don't think of them as superhero movies.

Yeah, yeah. They're just good action movies. It's just not, it's not my thing. I see them as like biblical allegories. They're not. They're pretty Billy might be Yeah, no, there's just like so much

Lightweight correct about this Yeah, heavyweight No, there's like so many mixed in themes And like references to both Classical myths But also biblical stories It's actually really cool How they're intertwined

Mm-hmm You're describing any story There are themes and allusions Right, right, but it's not just You know, you know, fast and the Furious Nine where it's just cars and stuff exploding and act like there's there's actual like you can reference several different classical texts back to the aliens thing this guy that that is reporting it he he says

that like defense contractors are aware of it how many people have actually known about this do you think if if you have to imagine if it's a defense contractor that's involved there's probably a team of I don't know anywhere between just out of my ass like five to a hundred people at that company that are aware of it there are people that work in the intelligence industries which are aware of it there's probably like a few thousand people that have kept this secret well i think if anything they're given uh they're they're highly stride and separated on what they're working on so there might be thousand people who know tiny pieces but not the whole picture so they can't piece together what they're actually looking at like so for example a place like

Boeing or Northrop Grumman, these aerospace engineering companies that are defense contractors probably get little pieces of technology that they're asked to replicate amongst one top guy. And then he distributes to engineers like, hey, can you look at the molecular makeup of this type of exterior metal? And then they're looking at it and trying to reverse engineer it. But they're never really given the whole picture and there's NDAs involved. And that's probably how they're able to keep it secret. Now I'm actually very woke because we started this out

kind of joking around about the Taylor Swift thing. I know. Is Taylor Swift? Is she a CIA asset? No, what the fuck? Some are saying. No, no.

Billy, listen to me. We've been told our entire lives that the day that they released the fact that we know that there's aliens that live amongst us or we found a UFO that is definitely not from Earth, people have been saying

there's going to be riots in the streets. There's going to be buildings on fire, it's going to be utter chaos on planet Earth. What better way to distract America from finding out about aliens than having just Taylor Swift announced that she got dumped? Did she get dumped? Do she dumped him? No, she definitely dumped him. I think he probably dumped her. Also, she swallowed a fly in the middle of her set. She did. Yeah. First fly swallowed on the door. Can I ask something? I think, is the ERIS store falling off? Because I didn't even know there were shows this weekend. I didn't see one thing about it until today. And I've seen.

I've seen, well, yeah, if you're on TikTok, like TikTok knows that that's what you want. I didn't hear a thing about it. And every other show, it was like, oh, this Taylor announced speak now, Taylor's version from the vault, Taylor's extra version. But like now. Well, that was just the show you were at. But there was something like that every weekend. No, I think. She did maroon.

She did do maroon. And this weekend, it was nothing. She brought out Marin Morris this weekend. I didn't hear about that. Well. But seriously. The very fact, it's working right now. Taylor Swift.

Right, we're talking about Taylor Swift for now. The CIA operative, what better way to cover up this massive news than to have just a big celebrity breakup happen? They've been holding on to this one for a while. You know she has, like, she definitely has it connects to the government. This is, this is the break glass in case of emergency file that the government has. Maddie Healy on the Adam Freeland show is the reason that we are not talking about aliens. Yeah, Nick Mullins is absolutely working for the NSA. That's what I'm getting out.

There is some links between the WWE and the CIA. Like John Cena may have been a sci-op to get people to enlist in the United States military. Don't joke about John Cena. This stuff happens, man. If you go back and look at who are a spies were throughout the years, we've had big celebrities that we're also serving as agents. John Cena's a Chinese asset, not U.S. Yeah. Well, I think he was a U.S. asset.

He's probably been compromised. Well, also, you know how sometimes celebrities date. for like PR and they're not actually dating maybe backtrack the government contacted Taylor like three months ago and was like we need you they knew about this obviously and they were like we will pay you 10 million dollars or whatever it is you think money you can sway her she has a lot of money already yeah but now she's got way more maybe they're threatening her I don't know or maybe they have compromising I think but they were like date this British guy for like three weeks and then you break up on the day we release this news.

I just, I love, I love the idea of, of Grandpa Joe, of Joe Biden, like sitting in the Oval Office with his, uh,

his earbuds in. And he's listened to Come Town. And he hears Maddie Healy's voice and he says, I've got the, I've got the exact perfect plan for when this whistleblower comes out. Can we take this? I'm, Billy,

I am being serious. I am being serious. Like, it's working right now. I understand what situation I don't know I just really want to play that cliff yeah

yeah that Oppenheimer he was a dude with a lot of regrets yeah I would imagine like imagine creating something so destructive and then realizing that you had you created the ability to destroy not only this planet but maybe even

the universe and rip a tear a hole that's how I feel about giving you a microphone for the first time I know I uh It is weird timing. That's what I'm going to say. It's weird timing.

No, I, I, if anything, this in itself could be a distraction. No, we're, listen, we're covering this news right now. I've read four paragraphs of this article. This is, this is happening. In other news, an F-16, uh, broke the sound barrier over Washington, D.C. It did. Yeah. That's pretty cool.

Good point. It did. Kind of sad, though. Yeah, sad there was a plain accident. It sounds like it was a slow, depressurization of the cabin. Why don't they have some sort of detection like

almost like an oxygen gauge that's like the oxygen's leaving beep beep beep beep beep it's a good question. Maybe they do have something like that and they tried to descend and you just pass out because when you hit epoxy when you start losing oxygen

the first thing that goes is your decision making so it's pretty likely that in the event of a depressurization, you just, like, kind of feel drunk and you don't know what to do and you get completely disoriented and you forget the fact that you're supposed to descend and then everybody just passes out.

That sucks. The plane was about to land in Teterboro, I'm pretty sure. I'm not sure where the plane was supposed to land, but it flew directly over D.C. It was going south. No, it was going north and then it turned around and went south. No, I'm watching the thing of it. No, they're flying from Tennessee.

They were going to, somewhere in the north, and then the plane just stopped responding and just started heading right back south to where it came. So it was going over restricted airspace. You're not allowed to fly a plane over D.C. They have like very clear flight pattern. So when you're landing at Reagan, you just have to come in this one specific way to miss the city, the airspace of the city.

And so they scrambled F-16s, which then pursued this plane, identified that the pilot was not responsive and then it crashed into into the mountains oh shit yeah how many people were on it four four passengers two pilots wow so six souls this just says four people on board four souls yeah so they scrambled f-16s which then pursued the plane and broke the sound barrier in their in their pursuit of it which is completely different from the scenario that we talked about last week yeah which was a Fleet Week demonstration. And it is true that you're not, you're not allowed to break the sound barrier

over any occupied parts of land because it will, like, it can break windows. It can fuck everything up when you hear that sonic boom come through. But obviously, if they're being scrambled to try to intercept or shoot down an airplane, they don't give a shit about that rule. They're going to break the sound barrier and get there as fast as they can.

Yeah. I think it's also where you know how a week ago, someone in South Korea just, just opened the door of the flight. while it was up there like you should not be able to just open that door like no you should when it's in well because the only there's no reason why you would have to open that door when it's like flying obviously if it crashes or lands you need to be able to open it but what reason would you have to open it when it's mid-flight let's say there to there's one hole in the other side of the

plane and I think if I may be wrong but I think if you open the other door it helps the pressure stabilized faster. It's like a window in a car where somebody cracks one window and then your ears start getting fucked up. Also as a veteran of the exit row, they ask me if I'm ready, willing, and able to help before the flight. I say yes. And I really enjoy it because I need some extra leg room. I like having the power to be able to open the door in the middle. I get kind of scared because I'm like, damn, like I could open this so easily. And I always assume that if you open at mid-flight, like people would get sucked out. It looked like no one got sucked out. I think she was strapped in, but if she wasn't, she would have gotten sucked out.

Okay. Yeah. I also like the freedom that if, you know, something has happened, I can just get the fuck out of the plane. Where would you go? Into the air. And I. Well, like, I have this weird idea that if the plane's about to crash and it's like 10 feet away from the ground, I can jump up out of the airplane and then just fall 10 feet instead of you'd be moving too fast forward so then when you like hit the water you would just get ripped apart. No it makes no sense it makes

zero sense doesn't like physics makes sense. What about the giant fireball that you would then just land directly into? No I'd like probably like 20 feet I'd jump out and then I'd be fine because like I jump up so that I'd be like Okay but you're still going the speed I know I know it but like in my mind in that moment if I believe that I die thinking I have hope

That's fair. Richard Branson was on a hot air balloon that was crashing and he just jumped off it when it was like 20 feet from the ocean and survived. See? A hot air balloon is not, I know it makes total no sense, but I like that option.

It was something I told myself when I didn't understand physics. Yeah, I don't know if Billy's right or wrong about the opening two doors on the airplane to even out the pressure. I do know that if you open out, if there's a small hole that gets blown into an airplane or if there's like a door that opens, it can suck a lot of people out that can happen if you're not buckled up which is why i always buckle up on an airplane got to make sure that you're strapped keep that motherfucking thing on me also

you just always buckle up so the flight attendant doesn't wake you up yeah shout out obj yeah the flight attendants are always very they've they've got the like gentle pat on the shoulder they probably train on how to do that like the gentlest way to wake up somebody train conductors also i feel bad for them because people purposely pretend they're asleep to not get their ticket checked yeah and then yeah i've had train conductors like wake me up like like hey take it there was one train well one time i fell asleep on the train and uh got to grant central and just didn't wake up and the conductor just stood like next to me and yelled last stop and i just like woke up thinking i was like in the middle of a bad dream i'm very excited

about these alien aircraft. I am too. But realistically, the government's used them to reverse engineer and make new superweapons or hopefully a nuclear defense system that's just A1 to protect the United States. That would make me happy.

We need a photo. I mean, hopefully photos leak in the next year. Yeah. What do you think they look like? I mean, Bob Lazar, when he like explained the crafts that he saw, his description made a lot of sense

and was the same as what like a lot of pilots have seen. Like that sort of tic-tac thing, which uses anti-gravity to propel itself. So it kind of like makes its own artificial gravity field that then pulls the ship forward. You know how they say that like gravity is like, the gravity of Earth is like putting a bowling ball on a mattress?

So like that machine would be able to manipulate that field of sorts. And yeah. So then it's kind of like you're just like falling. So you're just falling fast. Have you ever heard the descriptions of Old Testament angels? You know what I was talking about? Yeah. Apparently they're similar to the alien craft and nope.

Yeah. Old Testament angels construct like appearance. It's really, really like they look wild. Yeah, it's not just some dude in a white robe of wings. They look like, they look like, um, imagine a bunch of rings around each other. Yeah. In some descriptions of UFOs match that, which is pretty insane.

So hypothetically, Old Testament angels, first depictions of UAPs. Could be. Listen, I'm up for anything right now. This sounds like, this should actually be earth-shattering news if it's true. Yeah. also there's a lot of apologies that people need to make yeah to all the all the crazies out there I just like to say I never doubted you there's a bunch of dudes in RVs in the middle of the desert yeah again describing independence today yeah that need to be brought back to society yeah yeah

David Grohl right isn't he huge into UAPs Dave Grohl from the food fighters no not him the guy from blink 1802 oh yeah Tom DeLon yeah Tom DeLon yeah Tom DeLon Long is huge. And a lot of what he said, like, has come true. Yeah. He basically quit punk rock to get the United States government to declassify evidence that they have of aliens existing. Yeah. And he was, yeah, he did. Like his, his to the stars company or whatever, they were actually instrumental in that. So really, thank you, Tom DeLong. Yeah. Some people gave it all to find the truth. Mm-hmm. Shout out them. Yep, good job, Tom. Also, new Apple event was Did you guys see the big product that they announced?

The Vision Pro. Yeah, the Apple Vision Pro. It's their entry into virtual reality. Oh, Jesus. I'm sorry. They'll actually do it right. Yeah. That's a good point, Billy.

It's like any other company can start doing anything. And then once Apple does it, it becomes part of life. Yeah. And so their virtual reality headset, it has an external eye display too. So if you walk into a room when somebody's got this thing on your face, your eyes are projected on the outside of the VR device so I can see your eyes even though they're not actually your eyes it's just like a projection of them realize realize realize yeah so uh I don't I'm probably going to get one at some point yeah you're just going to play if it may if

it it it might make you stop playing golf because virtual reality is so cool I could yeah I could go hang out on golf course in real life I bet you flight simulators on this are going to be incredible yeah probably have to do that once or twice the big question is it's it's only get going to get super popular if you can do porn on it oh i mean of course porn has led to every single major technological innovation of the last 70 years there goes the birth rate 3 500 bucks not cheap oh really geez yeah okay actually a couple more years we got barriers entry is pretty hot. So couldn't this entire thing just be taken over by was it neuralink? Yeah. Like if Elon wants to put one of these like inside your brain basically, right? Yeah. Feeding through your ocular nerve. And Elon just got

permission to test it on a human. Yeah. So that that leads me to my next question, which is would you allow Elon Musk to implant neuralink into your brain to test it for science? If I had a neurodegenerative disease. Okay. So if my brain is all good, no, if it's all working fine. But if it was like early onset Alzheimer's, CTE, dementia, or something where it's like I'm losing my brain, absolutely plug me in. That's a reasonable position, I guess.

Yeah. I wouldn't, I was going to say like hard, firm, no. No. But if you know that it's a degenerative condition that's just going to get worse and worse and worse. And if it could possibly fix it or be a help me talk to my grandchildren. Or help somebody else in the future, based on what they learn from your brain. Yeah. Didn't he have a bunch of monkeys that died because they put aneur link inside his brain?

Well, yes. Yeah. Yeah. But then they worked out the kinks. A lot of monkeys have died for a lot of good human advances. and I think this is one of the ones that are worth it. Okay. Wasn't there like an abnormally large amount of monkeys that died?

Well, no, dude, monkeys, we've been, if you really want to see, like, monkeys dying, like there's all sorts of stuff that killed monkeys with. I don't want to see monkeys die. Like, like, a good blog, though. Like, monkeys die for, you know, like makeup and, like, hair products because they have allergic reactions. Like, not the best use of monkey lives, but monkeys being, you know, helping us become cyborgs and you know the next step of human evolution to compete against AI like fine with that you know it would be sick watching an NFL game in virtual reality yeah if they could put you in

the refs or they'll put like a camera on Patrick Mahomes like forehead on the front of his helmet and you can just like you can play a game as Patrick Mahon yeah they put it on all the helmets you can choose how you want to watch the game do you want to watch the game as a QB do you want to watch it like as a defensive end you can kind of choose which position's perspective you watch a football game from. Third person perspective is probably best for people with low football IQ because

they're not going to be able to digest what's happening in front of them. I was going to say, I think you'd learn very quickly that that's a shitty way to watch it. Yeah. I mean, from the QBIs, it'd be cool because then you'd be like, oh shit, that guy was open. Why'd you pass to him? It would suck to watch it from like Kyler Murray's perspective because you're just blocked by everybody.

You can't see anything. All you just see is linemen's asses. Yes, yeah. You're throwing to Like Drew Brees back in the day, you're thrown to a spot where you think they're open. Yeah, Brock Osweiler would be awesome to watch from his vision. Get the bird's eye. But because you have the bird's eye, you're lazy in figuring out your progressions and what actually is going to open up because you're just a C-open, open, throw-open guy. Yeah.

Being a defensive tackle, that would be a shitty perspective to watch the game from. You're just looking right at the numbers. Actually, the best VR would be the kicker. You're just on the sideline front row. don't really do that much yeah honestly I still think the angle that we currently have is the best because you see the game developed

like you'll see people open that the quarterback doesn't see open you'll see a rushing you know linebacker before the quarterback sees it like yeah it is restrictive to have one player's perspective replays using the virtual reality camera angle would be cool

yeah yeah of course replay would be great but not like live action yeah what sport do you think would be the best uh Basketball? Fighting. Fighting. Like UFC boxing?

Yeah. If you could switch. Yeah. Like seeing like when, you know, fighters are either gone for the killer punch or like the hammer fists at the end, like that death vision,

like that killer vision would be pretty awesome. Golf would be fun. Golf, I guess, would be fun. But I don't know. I think I'd rather just. watch from like 10 feet behind the player what I've realized about golf is that golf's only fun watching if you play golf and since so many people play golf they like to watch golf what I've learned is that uh when you watch golf on TV um actually you know what billy might be right

that might be a sport that's like tough to appreciate but the the thing about golf on TV is that uh the cameramen should be getting paid way way more golf cameramen are fucking incredible credible at their jobs. Somebody hits a shot going like 200 miles an hour and they put the camera up in there and find this tiny little white ball. I can't even follow my own golf ball when I play golf in real life. They're zooming in on the ball, tracking it all the way to the green. Those guys are the most talented cameramen in the business. I think there's a little tech involved in that. I think they have a wide shot and then they have a program that find, like they have a big wide shot and the ball is somewhere in there and then the program zooms in on the ball and follows it. Yeah, but

it's probably not easy it's it's probably yeah it's not easy but like it would kind of be like uh you know wider goal posts maybe we uh went viral for a controversial opinion yeah what was that um whose opinion was it so at least yeah so yeah so yeah we is doing a lot of work here no you were there too uh so the the the the The tweet that went viral was, Barstool coming out is anti-car dependency was not on my bingo card. And it was our conversation about how walkable cities have better vibes. Yeah.

That's not a controversial opinion, though. I think you went vial just because a lot of people agreed, but they were like, why is Barstool talking about it? Right. They were like, I can't believe I'm agreeing with Barstall on something. Yeah. Yeah. If there's anything Barstall's been known for in the past, it's how much we love cars. And rolling coal.

Yeah. We just, we hate, we hate convenience. A lot of the replies were like, people don't understand that frat boys love walkable cities because they can just walk from bar to bar. And I was like, what are you talking about? It could have not, that clip couldn't have painted Billy in a better light. Yeah. Yeah.

Like that clip was Billy PR, like 2A.T. I'm going to run for office of something one day and be like, I am, I've been pro urban plannings. We are pro. We're very pro urban planning years. Well, yeah, I mean, you can't deny the convenience of living in a place where all your shit is, right around you yeah it's great Boston very walkable yeah yeah um

but I started following that guy like two months ago the transit guy yeah it was very random to see you guys on it um what is he talking about walkable cities are goaded it's just a shame that the self doesn't have too many of them the self love love their cars

we burned all the ones that were walkable that's kind of on us yeah but they could have rebuilt them to be walkable but they Yeah. It was Sherman. Prioritized the cars. Those were burned before cars existed.

Everywhere was walkable. That's a great point, Big T. It wasn't exactly like there were drivable cities and not. No, no, talk that went up for Big T. No, no, that was the walkable cities. Yeah. You know, during Reconstruction and everything, was during the time where cars started to become more popular.

No, reconstruction was, when do you think people started getting cars in the United States, really? I'd say than 1920s. Yeah, so... Maybe the 10s. But the Civil War ended in, what, 1865? Right. So, but think about how long there was without much construction.

Let's not pretend that there was, you know, major development in those, in the rest of the 1800s of the South. I mean, you can look up reconstruction. And reconstruction wasn't like an amazing, like a, like a... a Marshall plan type like it wasn't it was a they they consider the reconstruction era to last from eight from 1865 to

1877 so right not a lot of not a lot of cars being built then I'm seeing one that all I'm saying is that a lot of the construction of southern cities have been in the 19th century and post 20th century 20th century exactly yeah but also the west but yeah

so the west was developed later on so they don't LA fucking terrible you know what's the most walkable city on the on the west coast probably what's Seattle

you can get around San Francisco maybe yeah although I mean dodge all the there's a lot of hills yeah you gotta get that app

there's an app that tells you where the human shit is it's like ways oh god that's just a good app to have just in real life like every day Seattle was that a port city

was did Seattle get a lot of play like in the 1800s No, port cities are some of the best walkable cities No, I know, it's just the way you said that was funny. Like Newport, Rhode Island's amazing walking city Boston, Philadelphia, New York Some areas, New York, of course. What else?

Hoboken, sick walking. Savannah is a pretty good walkable city. Oh, really? Is New Orleans walkable? New Orleans is very walkable, yes. Yeah, well, yeah. I feel like no one should drive there. I feel like no one's sober enough to drive.

That was just put in just to save lives. Right. Yeah. Medellin, Columbia. Very, very walkable. Nice. Great public transit. They have cable cars that, like, take you to neighborhoods up in the hills around the city.

And before the cable cars, it would take you, like, two hours to drive from those villages to downtown. Now with the cable cars, it's like 20 minutes. I love a good cable car. By the way. Yeah. New York is not a cyclable city. I know we everyone wants to act city bikes and all this but it is not built like

well yeah I mean they put in bike lanes what like 10 years ago it's not everyone thinks that you know the but the biking in New York City is like just as good as some of these European cities that have like serious biking infrastructure are you arguing against like one of these people that doesn't exist anymore like I don't know anybody who says like New York is fantastic for biking everyone like thinks that they you know city bikes are like safe but like Biking the city is super dangerous I bike on a city bike a lot

Can I get a DUI for Yes Yeah Yes you can We also figured out that Duke's Get a DUI on his little scooter Oh really On a rascal?

Yeah Yeah Yeah on his like Broken ankle scooter I've been I've been biking a lot For the last like Three years in the city

When the pandemic started I started using city bikes To get around Because there were no cars On the road It was super easy I don't use them nearly as much anymore

I still do probably two or three times a week I'll get on one That's a lot It's not It's not hard but it's definitely not safe. Like you have to be very, very cognizant.

Cognizant of everything that's going on. Plus, the worst thing is you got these delivery drivers that they're on their bikes, but they're not bikes. And those are faster than the cars. They've got batteries. And so they're basically motorcycles that ride in the bike lane. And so you always have to be looking over your shoulder in case one of those guys has come up behind you because they'll take you out.

They'll go the wrong way. Yeah, they go the wrong way. The bike lanes. Yep. And then you also have to be careful that you don't run into somebody that's walking out one of those like new construction dining indoor enclosures

that they built on the other side I'm constantly afraid that I'm going to smoke somebody just going through a bike lane because you don't look which way I mean walking I mean not literally but walking through the city you have to have your head on the swivel

I think you know because you can get clocked I almost got clocked the other day by a delivery driver who's driving on the sidewalk and one of those electric things that's so stupid oh I let them have it because there was a bike lane right there

I also was one of those things where I got really like adrenaline rush because I almost got hit and then like I turned my fear into aggression and was totally irrationally angry but you know imagine how dangerous must have been to ride a bike in the city before the bike lanes were put in yeah must have been crazy west side highway you know all that stuff go ahead like go on your your your bike ride on the trail there yeah not on the west side highway yes that's what I mean on the yeah that would be bad yeah it's it's like relatively you can bike it it's not that hard yeah but just be safe um big tea where are you teed off about i think this has a chance to be the most controversial teed off we've ever had oh shit it's growing oh fuck um even more controversial than the time that you said that that uh french toast has been gentrified yeah no everyone agreed with that good good i'm glad that's that's just facts um I was eating some ice cream yesterday

and I came to the realization ice cream is pretty mid at best oh get the fuck out it's not it's not what it's cracked up to be it really isn't what kind of ice cream were you eating

I was literally ice cream Baskin Robbins the cake birthday cake yeah but it was like yeah so you're you're of the opinion that ice cream is mid did you used to eat ice cream and like it i still like it's fine it's but it's not a top tier dessert but you were eating you were eating ice cream birthday cake ice cream on a day that was not your birthday yeah i'm in i'm in on that um baskin robins is is kind of like a mid chain yeah but but but it brought me to the to the

realization that most ice cream is mid. Big T, did you ever enjoy ice cream in your life like you? Yes, dude. You just asked that. So do you think that, you know, maybe you're losing enjoyment and things that you once loved? No, I think you're trying to be you right now. Uh, I just, it's, it's not incredible. Ice cream is so incredible. Ice cream is so good. Dude. When was the last time you had ice cream besides this? Um, how long of a, of a, of a great deal? Let me see. Let me say, ice cream incorporated into other,

like an ice cream sandwich, outstanding. Ice cream cake? Depends what you mean by that because I've found that people here take ice cream cake to mean it's entirely ice cream. There's no cake in it and that's horrible.

There should be a layer of cake. Yeah, no, I hear... Like from Dairy Queen? It's all ice cream. I don't have those here. Okay, yeah. If it's all ice cream, that's trash. Oh, I like that stuff.

I have someone very close. to me who loves ice cream cake in quotation marks. There's no cake in it. It's just ice cream and it's bad. But ice cream sandwich is great. Real ice cream cake, ice cream cake, ice cream. Good.

But ice cream by itself. It does it's not a star player. What about ice cream on top of an apple pie? Maybe an al-a-mo. So I was discussing this with my buddy as I was crafting this take last night. Apple pie also not it. Okay. But

I do take a scoop of ice cream Pie in general. Takes a pie and cranks it up like five notches. Yes. Yes. Pie with ice cream is better than pie alone. Ice cream can be a great. Kyrie.

It can't be your LeBron. Ice cream is calling LeBron being like, hey, you want to come to Dallas? What about a milkshake? Milkshakes. Better than ice cream regular. What about soft serve or hard serve? What is more mid?

Hard packed is more mid. What about like the Mr. Softies ice cream trucks on the street? You like those? That's soft sir. I know, but I'm saying do you enjoy those? Again, it's fine. It's, it's... That's like one of my favorite things about living here.

It's ice cream trucks. It's fine. Here's what you need to do, Big Tea. You got to make a switch over to frozen yogurt. Eat frozen yogurt for about six months and then go back to ice cream. And you're going to be like, holy shit, ice cream is awesome. That's actually a good way to do it. I'm going to get ice cream after this.

Anybody wants to join. It's just, it needs. It needs, it needs something else. It's a Kyrie, which is a great, great ballplayer. But again, what flavor was it again? Birthday cake. It sounds like you might have just had ice cream that you didn't care for. I've been, I've been thinking about this for a while now and this was just the one that sent me over the edge.

Like, what's your favorite ice cream flavor? I guess chocolate. Oh, well, that's a boring flavor. I think we should, I think we need to get Big T some ice cream and I want to watch his reaction to eating it. So, we need to get him like Cafe Pana. or haggendaws I there was a overrated oh fucker

sorry there's a time my life I ate a pine ice cream every night to put on weight and even then I did not get sick of ice cream and I relapsed on that habit

on Saturday night can confirm it's over a thousand calories and I could not see myself ever falling out of love with ice cream like what would you'll rate ice cream one to ten? Just ice cream in general.

Yes. The concept? A nine. Depends on flavor. I give ice cream an eight. Okay, see, that's lower than I would have expected. Like, somebody said 10. Are you lactose intolerant?

Did you like, no, did you stop drinking milk and suddenly become intolerant? That happens to a lot of people. Billy, no. Stop asking stupid questions. I'm seriously trying to get to the bottom of why you're feeling this way. I told you why. I'd be very upset. I'd probably go see counseling thinking I had depression because I wasn't enjoying things I once

No, dude, you're trying to be funny, but you're not. Isn't that some point of the show? I would say that ice cream is a solid eight. I give pie a nine. Oh, okay. That's crazy. I love pie. I take pie over ice cream, but but barely.

I think now I would take ice cream over almost anything else that isn't pie. What about cake? Where are you out of cake? Cake sucks. Cakes is seven. Oh, see, you have pie and cake flip. No, I don't. No, pie is cake for homeless people.

You have pie and cake flip. Cake has lost its way. Cake is lost its way. Yeah. Pie is elite. I'm getting married. I don't think I'm going to have cake at the wedding. You don't know that yet?

I don't want to have a cake at the wedding, but I don't know. Like, do you have to have a wedding cake? You don't have to do anything. In fact, most weddings I go to, I miss the cake. Because I guess no one needs to wedding cake. You've got a certain element of the wedding contingent that, like, has their watches set ready for cake. And they're usually the ones that aren't on the dance floor. They're the ones that probably aren't hitting the bar as hard.

So they're just sitting there watching the dance floor And then after all the formal parts of the wedding are over They got one last thing to stick around for Before it's time for them to leave And that's the cake The cake is when all the olds, they leave after that Yeah But you don't have to have a kid

Here's the thing about wedding, Stoney You don't have to do anything that you don't want to do It's your wedding All right Do whatever you want No cake, baby All right Let's go

But I mean I should have some sort of dessert Maybe ice cream Yeah Yeah Oh but you know what the thing is Europeans do ice cream different they do it different. It's weird. No, no, but like even like one time

I got ice cream thinking it was like milk ice cream and it was fucking like shortening. I don't even know. They just don't do ice cream right. You can't taste the milk. I prefer ice cream that you can really taste the milk, lactose. Yeah. Like I don't want it like a sweet.

It's like some places do ice cream way too sweet where you can't taste like the milk. I was in Brooklyn the other day and I I ordered some ice cream. I was like, this tastes a little weird. It turned out to be vegan ice cream. Uh-huh.

That'll happen occasionally. And I'm going to kind of defend big teas take a little bit here. I do have a problem with some ice creams. I feel like ice cream has become gentrified recently. Where there are a lot of ice cream shops that are, you know, elevated ice cream. You don't need to elevate ice cream. Ice cream is fantastic. You don't need to have olive oil and weird, like, spices and rosemary and shit in an ice cream.

Give me peanut butter chocolate chip ice cream. give me mint chocolate chip ice cream Give me vanilla ice cream Plain vanilla is such a treat No you know what I've noticed A lot of places that aren't doing the blocking And tackling with a very good vanilla That's just like you know

Good milk Like if you're OG Like the foundation of all the rest of the ice cream Isn't good They're gonna throw tons of toppings and shit That just doesn't play Because they know they're making up for bad ice cream It is very funny to imagine Big T

Sitting on his couch just going, you know, fistfuls of ice cream into his mouth, but he's sad while he's eating I wasn't sad. It was just, it's a, it's a six two. Six two. That's ridiculous. That's just stupid. That's ridiculous. So what other desserts would you put above ice cream? Cake, unquestionably. Cookies clear, far and away. I take, I take ice cream over cookies. No, that's crazy. A great cookie pisses on great ice cream. Well, you know what makes it? Great cookie the best. There's a lot of bad cookies out there.

That's what I'm saying, dude. Ice cream needs an accompaniment. No, no. Ice cream can be a meal. Just a spoon. No. Some three cheese. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a,

Dwayne Wade. Dwayne Wade's a Hall of Famer. Never won on his own. Yes, he did. Well, was Shaq. Yeah, with, with one of the five greatest players ever. But he was, but he was the best player on that team. That was, that's a bad comparison.

He needed Jack to do it. Everybody needs. somebody on their team. When was the last time somebody had nobody and won a championship? Yokic? No. Yokich?

Jamal Murray? Yeah. Michael Porter? They're all fine. None of them are better than him. You're right. Yes, every team has the best player on their team, for sure. I'm saying that Dwayne Wade,

Shaq was not better than Dwayne Wade when they won the championship. He's a better player overall than Dwayd. Well, like historically. I was trying to be nice to ice cream and give it somebody that's good, good. Yeah. needs somebody else to do it. So you're saying Chris Bosch? Um,

that might be a good, a good comparison. This is ridiculous. Ice cream is Chris Bosch. Chris Bosch, outstanding ball player. Hall of Famer. Yeah. Very smart.

I would say that ice cream is Kauai. No more relevant Kauai than Kauai. Boring, overrated. Wins. Bored man. I could, I could maybe get on board with Kauai. That's paid.

Still wins a chip. yeah it's just it's it's it's not what it's cracked up to be and i don't i don't like that that brings me no joy it does but i had to say i have to live my truth i think it brings you a little bit of joy no it doesn't just piss on ice cream no it doesn't i want ice i paid for that ice cream being like i this i hope this is good you might have just had a bad ice cream no because this has been brewing this is a year in the making god did you so you did love it as a kid it was a treat ice cream is it's it's ice cream of course like y'all are making you're making you're making this a meta like no no no I think let's explore this a little bit do we love ice cream

more because we associate it so closely I think absolutely with being a kid like it's like pizza you know if you're a kid the best thing that your parents can do for you is guess what we're getting ice cream tonight guess what ordering pizza tonight pizza is elite pizza is elite but I also think ice cream's elite too I still retain that love for ice cream I do maybe there's a small part of that yes that thinks that I love ice cream more than I actually do because I associate it with being a special occasion or a reward for something. I think that could absolutely be true. For the record, I still love ice cream.

It's good. It's fine. Big T, do you avoid Ben and Jerry's ice cream just because they're such a liberal company? I avoid their ice cream because they do what PFT discussed earlier. The, oh, this has pretzels and chips and fucking all this shit in it. But yeah, then they're also communists. Their ice cream is one of those things.

If a communist made the best cake of all time, Big T would be first in line when that store opened in the morning, right? Communists aren't making a good cake. Yeah. That's true. They can't source the ingredients. They're not really known for their food. Did we discuss?

I don't know. I don't remember if we discussed this. The anti-capitalist coffee shop that we discussed on this show shut down recently, unfortunately. Do you pay what you want for the coffee? Yeah. The market decided. that there was not a lot of demand for that and that's a shame didn't the didn't the workers like try to take over it was one dude i think he ran it by himself no i think there's like i forget to i'll look it up but ben jerrys is one of those places that makes up for their bad blocking tack tackling vanilla by adding a bunch of other shit in it i think they've got great ice cream actually ben and juries

fish food is one of my all-time favorites their vanilla dream their vanilla is subpar chunky monkey cherry garcia there's a reason why they have to put so much stuff in their vanilla ice cream to make it palatable But I think that's just what Ben and Jerry's is. Ben and Jers is a funky flavor company. It is, yeah. It's because they're high and they're making fun flavors. I like Hagen-Doss. That just, if they're doing it, it's strict and it gets down to it. I think you're being deceived by the German letter.

No, no. The umlaught. No, it's actually from Brooklyn. It's actually from Brooklyn. Um, Bluebell is great ice cream as well. Yes, yes. It's a good American company. Yeah.

Now, I will say, I will say, I am very, much looking forward to bluebell has recently come out with a new flavor dr pepper float that i hear has is possibly elite so this summer when i'm uh back in the south and i can get bluebell ice cream i'm going to try that and i'll report back i'm excited about that one too dr pepper float sounds like an absolute winner sounds great what's uh i know everyone's from a couple different regions what's everyone's favorite hometown regional ice cream chain i mean bluebell in texas is everybody loves it brewsters y'all been to a brewsters I don't think so

Now that is Like I will always go to a brewster's But that's like you said earlier Like childhood Like cotton candy explosion ice cream It's cotton candy ice cream With pop rocks in it It's outstanding

I will always go to a brewster's and get cotton candy I'm taking mental notes In case I see any of these ice cream places In my travels Stewart's Yeah that's a big upstate New York chain That's from McKenzie Jenny's ice cream

Oh Jenny's is Ohio Jennings is good, but they fuck around sometimes. They did like the mac and cheese ice cream. Yeah, yeah. I like weird flavors. Mac and cheese, no, but for me, the weird or the better. Mitchell's ice cream in Cleveland is phenomenal. I can bring some back.

They ship it. I'll bring some back from Fourth of July. Carvel? Ooh, Carvels is good. Crash. Oh, but that's what. They're who do the ice cream cakes with no cake in it. Yes, yes, but that is what made them famous.

They've shipped those cakes around the country because they're so good. do not disrespect the whale so this was no you don't fuck fudgey the whale no don't you fuck fudge you the whale don't you fuck fudgey the whale I'll fuck fuck buckies I'll bend buckies over and fuck buckies

I that's fine so big T sounds like maybe you're just anti Baskin Robbins no like I said I've been I've been working on this take and this last night just sent me over the edge all right like if again

put some ice cream between two like great cookies unbelievable chipwich chip which is great put it in a cake we're gonna get you to love ice cream through the bluebell dr pepper float that i will report back after july 4th um that could get me back on board okay mr softies carvel but then if i if i'm going hard wow hard ice cream hog and does so i remember in the supersized me doc the founder of baskin robins they were like they were they were interviewing his kid and the kid was like ice cream killed my dad he like he used to eat like five scoops of ice cream a day and then eventually had a heart attack i respect that that's dedication to craft blame that all on ice cream so did he does that kid still run duncan dunnot or uh duncan baskin

are they related i think they're bought out by they think they have like a parent company yeah did that kid go into the family family business even though he knows that it kills people let's see i started a while ago i'm looking at the uh baskin the director tells us died of a heart attack at the age of 51 um and the ben and jerry's co-founder we are informed underwent quintipple bypass heart surgery at 49 the implicit suggestion is that both scooped up too much of their own product through evidence of this though evidence of this is supplied in neither case i can respect that though they were they were they were really live that shit. Yeah. Yeah. Who's about that life. It's like the Marlboro man died of lung

cancer. Respect. Yeah. Yeah. Commitment to the bit. Yeah. Yeah. I kind of, I like my ice cream founders just getting morbidly obese. There's a great restaurant in Austin called enchiladas imas and all their cooks wear a shirt that says never trust a skinny cook. And they're all they're all big boys. Absolutely. And it's great tax max. Yeah. I feel like if I ever opened up a rangoon shop though i would have to limit myself to only like a few rangoons a day because also i don't want to get sick of rangoons yeah i mean imagine if you went into an ice cream store and the guy's like yeah this is this is my passion this is my blood sweat and tears i i love ice cream and he's like an iron man triathlete i would leave like not not my speed my parents

almost owned one and that was that way is weird my mom and she eats ice cream every night like your parent wait your parents almost owned an ice cream shop pat past the mic over two died it was it was in like brewster new york they were living and they had like a lease and then like a week before they were supposed to like move in and like set everything up it like fell through or something so they never owned it oh was it the red rooster no no it never happened because it didn't like work work out. But yeah, they had like the whole plan for it and everything. And that was my mom's like biggest concern. She was like, I would just have ate all the inventory of the ice cream. But

she still does that. I mean, she literally eats like a pint of bed and Jerry's every single night. And she's like my size. I have a relative who eats ice cream every day. And she, and this person reached a certain age that they just said, fuck it. I'm just going to eat ice cream every day because it's not going to kill me because I only have so many years left. I'm skeptical of naming people on the podcast because of our record. Okay. Fair. For the record, I love ice cream.

I don't want ice cream to hear this and get the wrong idea. Can we go out for ice cream after this? Yeah, let's do ice cream. I like that. I don't want to order it. We need to go walk. Where's there a good ice cream place around here, though? We'll find him, we'll like walk, feel the heat.

That will really make us love the ice cream to get it. Do you think it's possible? It's like, what, 70. It's like 75 today. I'm going to order some ice cream. No, don't order. We've got to walk to get it. No, I'm going to order.

some and I'm going to see if it arrives here as ice cream. Oh. It's like beat the clock. I love beat the clock. Now we got to go to the source. There's not a lot of sources around here. No, we actually have a hog and Dodds and a Baskin Robbins, not too far. But I don't want to go to a Baskin Robbins because Big T has slandered that.

I want to go to a place that Big T's going to be impressed by. Oh, well, we also have Big Gay ice cream shop. Oh, that's a high way. Big Gay ice cream shop's good. The lines can be too long. Happy Pride. It's June. The Big Gay ice cream shop is so funny.

There's the pictures that they have on their website of the different brands and the different types of ice cream. Yeah. There's one guy on there who looks exactly like my great friend, Will, from Hardfire. Yeah, yeah. It is a carbon copy of this guy. I saw it. I think what's it called? It's called the, um, it's one of their cones.

I forget, but the picture on that, I send that to him like twice a year. I'm going to get some ice cream. We're going to get delivered. From where? And we're going to, I'm just taking a shot. Just taking a shot. Okay. Does that mean we're not going to walk out?

We're not going to walk out to get ice cream, Billy. I'm ordering ice cream. But that means, like, you understand that if you walk out. You're the biggest look of gift horse in the mouth person of all time. I don't even know what that fucking means, but you feel better if you walk in the heat to get the ice cream. You're robbing yourself of the experience. Can I explain somebody to Billy? We're doing a podcast right now.

And so if we leave after the podcast to walk somewhere, we're no longer recording this podcast. If I order us ice cream and it arrives. I was thinking after the podcast. podcast. I wasn't going to eat on the job. I'm thinking content. Yeah. I'm thinking content all the time. I'm going to get a couple different ones here. Peanut Butter Brownie

Chip. Oh. That sounds good. We're going to get some mint chocolate chip and I'm going to do some honeycomb too. Oh, I know where you're ordering from. It's called Van Lewin. Oh, Van Lewin. Oh, the trashes most liberal cock ice cream. More liberal

than big gay ice cream. Okay, now that Yes, yes, absolutely, for sure. So this is the, they have vegan and gluten-free. So that's, uh, it's a Brooklyn, yeah, it is, it is more liberal than big gay. That's, that's, that's even, that's even more looking at gift horse in the mouth. They have brown sugar cookie chunk. It's really good. I've had that one.

It's just so good. Could you get a brown sugar cookie chunk? That sounds great. That one's gas. Okay, let me add the brown sugar. What is it called? Brown sugar sugar sugar sugar. Beggers can't be choosers, but yeah.

Also, if you're, take. Not that I want you to order right now, but the Mary and Berry cheesecake is also a very good flavor, but Big Tea would absolutely spit that in my face if I ordered that. It's named after Democrat. Mary and Barry? You don't know about Mary and Barry, do you? No. I don't think I do either. Marion Barry was the mayor of D.C. for a really long time. He was mayor twice, actually. He lost his job the first time because he was caught smoking crack with a prostitute in a hotel room and they after the video came out uh the press started asking questions for a comment about it and he goes god damn bitch set me up that was his comment about it and then he went to jail and then he got

out of jail then he got reelected to be the mayor of dc all right yeah is he a is he a good i can't tell how you feel about him uh it's a very funny story yeah it's a funny story i don't really know anything about his policies or what he did for the city i just know that he was just all of the news because there's video of him smoking crack with a prostitute. Your mayor smoking crack. Rob Ford, he pulled it off. Yeah, he pulled it off well. PFT, what do you think

of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who will be running for president? I publicly endorse RFK Jr. Okay. So apparently he was... That's Billy's first ever public endorsement of a candidate. A couple interesting facts about him. He was arrested for heroin possession

back in the day. Okay. And now he's married to that the woman from curb Larry David's wife in the first like five seasons oh I didn't know that Cheryl yeah Cheryl so if he gets elected Cheryl will be our first lady that's kind of cool which is very cool

yeah I honestly knew nothing about him until like he popped up that he was running for president don't know that much about the guy either he's running as a Democrat which I don't know if that's a good it's probably a bad strategy for him no it's a good one why you get him on a podium yeah against I mean who's his competition

Well it's not an open Like they're not primarying Joe Joe's gonna run for president I think he's I think he could I think there's a very good chance That Joe doesn't run again Do you think he's already announced it Yeah he's right

Yeah but I just think there's a very good chance He doesn't get you might die Something might happen But Billy he's already like announced I know but like you know Let's not counter eggs before they They're chickens before they hatch He's already president

I mean the eggs have hatched How many Democrats do you think You're gonna vote for Robert Kennedy, Jr. He's very anti-vaccines, I think. He's old-school anti-vacs, too. Yeah, like autism. No, but I think, have you heard his opinion on his uncle and father's assassination?

Have you heard his, like, breakdown of how it happened, how Sahar-Sahar was definitely an MK Ultra operative? Sirhan, Sirhan, Sirhan. Yeah, so I know he's very skeptical about that. He's going to go after the apparatus that kept the UFOs from us. I'm just telling you, in the real world, I don't know how many Joe Biden voters are going to see Robert Kennedy Jr. And be like, I'll vote for him instead of Joe. You know, my grandfather was a Kennedy Democrat.

I'm going to be a Kennedy Democrat. What is a Kennedy Democrat? It's a cool Democrat. No, it's like a rich Democrat. A rich Catholic Democrat. Yeah. Okay. No.

I don't say so. I don't know. He was just the police union. They were like big on that. That's the Irish. Yeah. You just, you just want to... An Irish Democrat.

The crazy thing is, like, there's nobody on earth that's more Irish in America than Joe Biden. Joe Biden is like the... Every chance that he gets, he takes a shot at England. He's like, he's like, fuck you, I'm Irish. Yeah, but, yeah. But he also made a comment about the Irish that, like, that really pissing people off. Yeah. What was it like...

He was saying that I'm not actually Irish. None of my cousins are in prison. That's a good line. That's a funny joke. Or he was like, so he's sober. He, like, never drank his entire life. So he's like, so I don't know if you can really call me Irish. You can't trust a guy with no vices.

And then he also said, I just want you to know, I may be Irish, but I'm not, but I'm not stupid. I don't know how I don't know. But, yeah, see, he's not actually Irish. No, I mean, these are all, these are all funny jokes that he's making about Irish people as an Irish person. Mm-hmm. If Joe Biden only talked about Irish people and his, like Irish background, I think people would like him way more. It's when he just starts, when he goes off script, starts falling down.

That's actually, that's the most Irish thing about him. He's always falling down on shit. I think he accidentally told Irish leaders to lick the world too, but that was just a slip. He meant to say something else. Lick the world? Yeah. Yeah, he said, so thank you all.

God bless you all. And let's go, let's go lick the world. Let's get it done. Thank you. And then I ended the speech. What? Yeah, that was just, what the fuck?

How is this guy going to get it? I mean, he's probably, well, he's definitely running. Yeah. I don't know if he's going to win, but he's going to run again. It's crazy just being well spoken. Like, I mean,

I can't tell you how great of a president, Barack Obama was, but like he was incredible at speaking. So it's like, yeah, I liked him because every time I saw him speak, it was just like he was really good at it. Big T, let me ask you.

If Barack was your neighbor, I'm not talking about any sort of like political stuff, just as a human being. Obama lives next to you in Chicago. You think you like him? No, he seems like a cool guy. Yeah. I think across the political spectrum, most people will be like, that's my neighbor Barack. He's the man. Yes.

He seems like a cool guy. I mean, he couldn't get elected as a Democrat now, but which is part of the reason he's likable. Well, I think he could get elected as he definitely would get elected if it was possible as a Democrat now. Oh, I don't think any chance. If 2008 Barack ran right now on 2008 Barack's policies, he would not get elected. No chance. Wouldn't even get past the primaries. More importantly, I knew a guy that played pickup with Barack and turns out like if you needed a bucket, Barack could get you a bucket.

Yeah. I've always wanted to play that. Yeah, it turns out he was not a liability on defense. And like if, you know, he wasn't a guy that if you gave him the ball, that was liability he wasn't like you know putting up serious stats he wasn't the guy on the court but he could get a bucket i do think that there should be a combine for presidents yeah i want to know our stats my friend invited me to see bill clinton speak in new york like a month ago and he can still speak pretty well or at least better than joe biden and it's crazy he's actually younger than

joe i was going to say they've got to be like the same age no yeah he's actually younger than joe Even though he was president a long-ass time ago. That's like Lamar Jackson younger than Joe Burrow. Oh. It's weird to think about, but they were the exact same, like politically, they were at the same point in their lives back when Bill Clinton ran for president in 1992. And, yeah, Biden. Can you imagine Bill Clinton still being president? Bill Clinton's four years younger than Biden.

That's wild. Biden's the Stetson Bennett. Yeah, he is. He is. I think Joe Biden, maybe, like, if we're talking just strictly in a combine situation, testing physical numbers, I don't think that he would, I don't think that he would be in the top, like, 5% of the spider chart on anything just compared to other politicians. Physically. Now, if you look back 20 years ago, I bet you, I bet you Biden could dunk. Yeah, I think he played sports in college. He played football, but quick because his grades are so bad. Yeah, I bet I bet he used to be able to be like a decent athlete.

I bet he's like really good at pool. Yeah, it seems like our bowling. But just because he's the only sober person at the bar. Yeah, it's 2 a.m. And he's been sandbagging the all night. He's like, let's put, let's put 20 bucks on this one. Yeah. It takes everyone's money.

Trump could beat everyone in golf. Barack Obama is pretty good at golf, I think. We should have that matchup. That should be the next, the match. Holy shit. I do think Barack would definitely beat Trump In golf? Yeah If like you had to hold them to it though

Yeah that's my other question Is Trump allowed to cheat? You need a third party score Can you imagine the numbers that would do? Unreal. I mean you could fund the entire next congressional budget Based off the numbers that that would do in a live stream By the way Trump is definitely on Ozempic

The dude's been dropping weight weirdly And that I think is going to affect his drive And he doesn't have the, gravitas he once had you think you really yeah I think I saw the picture on the other day I was like a little bit of weakness there you just think he's too skinny now he he he doesn't have the mass he had before like the guy used to be six three 230 240 yeah now he's like having around 220 and I'm like hey I think he's I think he's probably down to like 235 now yeah 40 look but he was probably I had this vision in my head of him uh sumo wrestling Kim John

And if I don't think he can win that matchup anymore. You know how tiny Kim Jong-un is? Yeah, but, you know, I don't think he wins. Kim Jong-un has apparently balloon. Yeah. And it's very fat. I saw a headline that said, like, Kim Jong-un is like a 300-pound insomniac right now that just goes through like binges of smoking and drinking.

It's not looking good. It was a hilarious headline. I want to find it. And there's, there are pictures. I think North Korea is accusing other countries of Photoshop. Oh, this is hilarious. Fatter. North Koreans Kim Jong-un, now a 308-pound insomniac in a vicious cycle of smoking and boozing.

I think he's more, yeah. I think he's more of a threat in like a belly-bump situation when it comes to it. Do you think he's happy, Kim Jong-un? I mean, sometimes you can be in a vicious cycle of smoking and boozing and still be happy. Yeah. Just because he's 308 pounds and he drinks and smokes all day, that doesn't mean that he's down bad. But he's up good. But he's also in insomniac.

Usually you're not super happy when you can't sleep at all. Yeah, I mean, think about it. He is essentially the king of North Korea. He gets anything that he wants. He has it all. He has it all. But he doesn't have true friends or an uncle because he shot tank shells out of them. I got to see him like a recent photo of him.

Oh, and he smokes Marlboros. He smokes U.S. imported Marlboros. so he's five foot eight three hundred and eight pounds solid that's a beast yeah he's a that's a fucking beast dude that's a nose tackle um this geopolit geopolitical conversation was brought to you by sport clips kim jong un has a shitty haircut if you want a great haircut go to sport clips you can tell that there are no sport clips in north korea just based on the on the dude that guy's rocking we want it all as guys we want to be able to play it by ear and have definite plans we want to overshare life stories and we want to remain mysterious. We want to be hip and we want to wear

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Yeah, sure. I would recap that. That was a blast. My second time at Darts. Yeah. Was this time better or worse than last year? It was, I think there was more people. I had just as much fun. The only thing I was upset about is right um like during the last match someone came up with a microphone and a camera started doing an interview and i was like oh this is like darts tv or something i was like this is really cool so start doing the interview it goes extremely long halfway through i realized that it's just like a fan i don't know who like maybe has a youtube channel or something and then i missed the final round like while this was going on but i didn't like know how to tell him to fuck off

But he was a very nice guy. Yeah, I saw you back there getting an interview. I did a couple minutes with him. And he was talking to me about Hong Kong Sevens and getting pissed thrown at us. Yes. And I was like, well, we haven't been hit by pissed yet, but the night is young. And then the final round was about to start. And I had some money on it.

So I was like, hey, I got to go. I see him walk up, makes a beeline to you. And he probably interviewed you for about 10 minutes. Yes, it was long. In the middle of the darts. Yeah. In the first five minutes, I was like, I'm going to be on Dart TV. This is sick.

And I was like, oh, okay. I don't really know what is going on. But a very friendly guy. Yeah, so I missed that last match. But the last match was a blowout, right? It was 8 to nothing, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I feel like last year, maybe more came down to the wire.

Last year, the guy with the Mohawk, I think he was in the finals. It was him versus Van Gerwin. Mm-hmm. And it was intense. I mean, yeah, the vibes there are similar to Hong Kong Sevens. I think the only difference is Hong Kong Sevens, you also had 14-year-olds blackout drunk, where here it was only 21 plus. People of age, there were brawls in the stands.

There were some fights. So I saw a clip of that. Did you see that happen in live time? I didn't see it happen when it happened. But when I was watching the clip, those were guys that we were hanging out with earlier on, right when we got into darts. The group of guys that were dressed up as wrestlers. Okay.

Yeah, they were right when we came in. We had a beer with them, right when we got into the place. and then next thing I know they're fighting a bunch of bald I'm going to assume that they were British guys yeah they looked very British yeah the guys that they were fighting they're like polo shirts and bald yeah that guy's from England but yeah there's some brawls a lot of beer being served it was such a drunk crowd wasn't it

yeah everyone was hammered sure was but worth it definitely worth it if there were darts if there was like a darts tournament once a month how frequently do you think that you go of darts if there was always like a solid crew i feel like that's what makes it fun um if it was just me and a friend i don't know if i would go every month maybe i would go once every two months yeah um but yeah when you like when you lock in and you know the rules it's it's fun yeah i mean i think watching rugby sevens might be a little more fun um but darts was up there and i i I think it has a lot of room to grow in the U.S.

I think any time that you can get together in pregame for a sporting event for three hours, you're going to have a fun time at that event. Yeah. I think if Darts is more frequent, it wouldn't be such an event. It is special because it's an annual tradition, yeah. Yeah. Now, it would be fun to go to the, like, I think the largest Darts tournament is in the UK once a year. Like, that's, like, the official, like, Darts World Championship.

Yeah. And this is just like the U.S. U.S. Open of darts, right? Okay. Yeah, and the guy that won, Michael Van Gerwin, the dude that he beat in the finals was Jeff, the Canadian guy. That dude, Jeff, beat the Mohawk guy in the qualification round that took place the night before. So Jeff was like the biggest underdog in the world. He was plus 10,000 to win the entire darts, and he was in the finals, and the lights were too bright for Jeff.

And Jeff surprisingly looks kind of like Jeff Goldblum, which I thought was interesting. Yeah, where are the biggest, yeah, the PDC World Darts Championship at the Alexandra Palace in London. I'd like to go to that. That'd be awesome. Why weren't you at Darts, Big Tee? That's not my scene. Oh. 130 people drinking all day and then going to a darts match.

That's not me. You would have fun. I hope y'all had fun. Billy, why weren't you there? Well, I was at a funeral, but I would have been at the PLL if I wasn't in a funeral, so I got you to make it. I accidentally texted Billy on Friday night. It's kind of funny story.

So I was hanging out with Jeff D. Lowe and Rudy and a few other guys. And we were down in the West Village. And we started talking about Billy McFarland and Fire Fest for some reason. And I was like, you know what? I'll text Billy McFarland and see if he wants to come hang out. And Jeff Lowe was like, yeah. Yeah, hell yeah, let's get, let's get Billy out here. So I go into my phone.

I text Billy McFarland. Hey, Billy, what's up? It's PFT, a bunch of guys from Barcelona down here hanging out by your old office. I was wondering if you want to come out, have a beer. And then I get a text back in like, I don't know, 10 minutes. And it's Billy Football. I accidentally texted that to Billy Football. And he was like, I would love to, but I'm at a funeral right now.

And I was like, well, I'm full transparency. I definitely did not mean to text this to you. you think that that was meant for you? So you said your old office and I thought you meant our old you like mistyped. Yeah. I thought you're just drunk and I don't even know. So I was just like, I'm not going to be like, yo, wrong person. But yeah, I was just like, might as well just be like, sorry. Thanks, but no thanks. Yeah. So then I texted the actual Billy McFarland and he couldn't make it out on Friday. And then Saturday I'm hanging out at darts, getting ready to go into the darts and I'm with Jeff D. Lowe again. I'm like, you know what? Let me see what Billy McFarlane's up to.

see if he wants to come out to darts. So I hit him up again. And he was down to ride. He's like, I can't get there for a couple hours, though. Do you want to hang out afterwards? We ended up not linking up afterwards. But I think that's my new thing. It's just on weekends, if I'm out drinking,

I'm going to invite Billy McFarlane to do stuff. No, you don't. Do you have a problem with that, Billy? Like, if PFT and Billy McFarland become friends? My problem with that is that he fumbled the easiest bag ever. He was ducking me. Like, it was such bullshit. I think that Billy's big problem is.

he doesn't want me to have another billion in my life. No, I really don't care if you have another billy in your life. And it sounds like you don't care at all. No, no, seriously. Not mad at all. Yeah. Another PFT. Yeah. Okay. Who? I think to, like, I think to be fair, he just thought he was going to lose to you and was like, yeah, I don't think it's worth the money to publicly embarrass myself at Rough and Rowdy. Mm-hmm. Like, the thing is, like, he needs, it just, it made so much sense to promote his new business on our platform and also he would get a chunk of change and we'd definitely sell the fuck out of it and like and you guys would raise some money for the Bahamas yeah and then I'd fuck him but I wasn't like too open about that with him yeah well

all right Billy well your side business deal with other Billy has nothing to do with my budding friendship with Billy McFarland dude you're you what no you're giving him like free publicity and he's not no I just want to hang out with him. This wasn't for content. Okay. All right. I'm not...

You are mad that there's another Billy. No, I'm not mad at all. I just think it's stupid on your part. Why? Because you're like... What publicity am I giving him if... Dude, this guy... Never mind.

Bill, that's what Billy says when he doesn't know what to say. No, I'm just... Okay, we can really get into it. You're literally going to be giving... Like, this guy's getting zero interactions on all this stuff. He constantly tries to interact with us together. like interactions and stuff and you're just you know giving him free i wasn't going to post about anything well you're talking about it right now yeah after the fact but i'm saying like i was i was

just we're just going to hang out me jeff de low and and billy we're going to chop it up okay i don't care so is fire fest too actually happening you're you're literally going to help him promote firefest too and how by just even mentioning him in this by saying his name Yeah. I've been like strictly like anti-interactions with him because ever since he decided to duck you. But he was going to fight you. No, he was stringing me along to, but he was never going to do and he was just promoting. I think, I think Billy is jealous that I'm, I'm better friends with Billy McFarlane. He is. No. Okay, whatever. Yeah, Billy's definitely. I know. You're. Billy, you're upset. I'm not upset. You're trying to make me sound upset. No, I'm not. I mean, if he offered me free tickets to Fire Fest to travel,

and all that stuff, I would, I would promote it. Yeah. Yeah. I would do a couple posts about it. If it happens. Plus, that's, that's something that our sales team would have to handle. So now Billy's like, you're actually not allowed to hang out with Bill and before. No, you're not, I mean.

Because of sales. Like, Billy is so, so triggered that I'm, yes, you know, I'm becoming so close to Billy. Yeah, you're not upset at all. I literally don't care. No, I know. I'll call Billy right now. I know. I know.

I'll call Billy right now. No, no. No, no. Oh, why not? I thought we're all pro Billy here. Will you call him? I think we're going to become friends with him, right? I'll call him right now.

Okay, what are you going to say to him? I'm like, hey, dude, what are you up to you and hang out? Oh, so now you want to be his friend first. Yeah, no, call him. Billy, see if he wants to hang out with you. No, he won't want to hang out with me. Now, do we have to tell him he's being recorded? Because we don't want a Chet Hank's situation.

Whatever. Billy's not going to call him. I think it's just stupid that you're giving this guy a platform. If he goes and grabs a beer with him, he's not giving him a platform. whatever New York's a one party consent state you only need one party

to know your recording he's probably in New Jersey you could call him right now what do you think he's in New Jersey because I literally had like I had

multiple conversations with this guy trying to close this and like get this going and it just like was the most infuriating thing ever

that's more that's more what it's about is that he like literally the Firefest the firefest guy like fucked me like he is a

fucking bad guy because he wouldn't fight you No, I tried to do business with him and yeah, the Firefest guy is a fraud. Billy had spent that money already is what I think the problem was. No, no, it was just, it just made so much sense on paper for everybody involved and he just wasn't. Could you, could you imagine that if he had lost to you, which he probably would have, that would not have made sense for him? If he had lost me, he would have gotten the, he would have gotten promotion for his new pirate in Firefest 2.

he would have given himself good PR and people would have thought he was a good sport for getting in the ring two it's not like I would have like killed him it would literally just be 180 seconds of boxing which you know rough and rowdy boxing is not that

dangerous comparatively to 12 rounds 12 5 minute rounds where guys heads get so hot and they get hit so many times that they actually get brain damage okay it's just it was very infuriating how he dealt with it so that's why it's Anyway, we can even cut all this

It's like stupid No, no, this is staying in Why would we cut this? Because it's just like It might make rough and ratty look bad How? That two fighters were talking And trying to like make a big fight

No, I think that's what we do We've already discussed this Anyway, it was just irritating That how he dealt with it Okay Well, we're gonna hang out a ton Me and Billy I'm gonna invite Billy

To my birthday party I'm going to see Billy wants to move to Chicago Go for it I wonder if Billy McFarlane Let's spot on Macrodose Go for it You're so jealous

I'm not dude I don't even like Like you're trying to get me angry But I'm just so much more Zen nowadays All right well we got We got some ice cream coming Up to the studio here in a second So let's take a break

It's not here yet But I do have to I'm going to go pee And then we can we can give big tea some ice cream and see if we can change his mind this is your second lunch Billy I know I also have my other second lunch

Oh perfect third lunch Speaking of Fire Fest Do you guys hear about the kid in the Bahamas Who jumped off the boat? That's really sad That's extremely sad It doesn't It wasn't like a full-sized cruise ship

No but that's why it's worse He got eaten Like immediately Because it seems like in the video It seems like there would have been a way to get him back on the boat somehow. Well, it was a small cruise, so then he jumped in the water. I was reading up a lot about, uh, man overboard drills. And the most important thing is to have one person staring at them the whole time, never looking away because one

wave can make a guy disappear. Like out of, I think on the carnival cruises, out of like 268 people that went overboard in the past couple years, like, like not that many were recovered. I'll look at the actual stuff. But like, also a carnival cruise ship is much, much, taller so falling to the water from the top deck of a cruise ship you probably die instantly uh yeah but also there's still you can see them better uh since 2,284 people have gone overboard or fallen off cruise ships and a further 41 have fallen off large ferries uh approximately two people go overboard in between 17 and 25 percent are rescued that is a terrible so how many go over you said 284 and in how many years

in 23 years and only 17% and 25% between 17 and 25% arrest. That's a shockingly large amount of people that go overboard on cruise ships. Yeah. So like, there's probably a few of them that are trying to commit suicide, but then there's people that just accidentally jump or.

Or they're throwing their wives off. Yeah. I think there's a couple cases of that. Yeah. But this guy, I think, was just, dared by his friends. Yeah, like trying to...

But the thing is, because the guy you can see in the video is swimming and has pretty free in the boat wasn't moving that fast. Apparently in the video,

you can now, in the extended video, you can actually see a shark in the water room. So he just gets torn apart by sharks. Wait, wait. I saw one clip of it

and then people in the comments were circling things and saying, here is like, here's a shark fin and it was just his leg. Well, think about this.

If the Bahamas, right, is relatively between islands I think is pretty shallow so going to having a search party in that area and I think the the um all the currents are like it's pretty easy to find something floating a wash up on one of the beaches zero nothing can't find them I was just there in the Bahamas I saw a lot of sharks yeah that would be a tough way to go and then like people are posting the comments of like around the same area them throwing pieces of meat into the water

like off a cruise ship and then the sharks swarm yeah so it's just such a sad story because some 18 year old was on a graduation trip it is very sad probably drinking for the first time heavily and he was like yo dude you don't jump in the water oh fuck yeah I'll do it it would be sad it would also be terrifying if you're that kid if you don't get eaten by sharks and then the boat just pulls away and it's pitch black outside and it's dark and you're just floating in the ocean.

That's terrifying. And it's just floating there for an extended period of time until you get exhausted. That would be a very tough way. No matter what happened to the kid is bad. I actually cut this if, when I'll talk about this, but Brianna was lost at sea recently. She talks about it on our TikTok. Did she talk about it on our TikTok? Yeah, she had pulled in a riptide.

She had to have the National Guard come look for her. Yeah, they had a full search for her. Mm-hmm. In Florida. Yeah. She got sucked out into the ocean? Yeah. Riptide.

It is riptide season. I believe she was in Del Rey. Yeah. Which is in Florida? Yeah. Okay. If you get sucked out to see in a riptide swim parallel to the shore to gather riptide.

Terrifying. Imagine just treading water. How long was she in the water before? I could tread water for a while. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't think she was sober.

Yeah. Probably. Probably not. But like that would make it so much scarier. Two hours is such a long time. Right, I don't, I don't know the specifics of, she's upstairs, I don't know the specifics of like how, like she was treading water or anything, but yet they, she, her friends had to deploy the National, or Coast Guard.

She had. Grace. I mean, again, the Coast Guard, unsung heroes of the military. Breonna's had a rough go on. No, two flotation devices that probably helped. He's talking about her fake tint. I mean, think about it. That was probably like.

It was like a factor. Like, think about buoyancy. Think about buoyancy. Well, think about like Stephen Chey. If that was him, he'd be dead right now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, it was probably like, I don't know.

Billy, think about which is stronger. Two silicone implants or a riptide in the ocean. Or no, what's more buoyant? Riptides aren't buoyant. Yeah. No, but never mind. That was, I think that might, I don't know. That was a bong.

Do. Should we call her down and ask her if her tits help? Yeah. Billy, it says right here, breast implants are not a flotation device. They will not make you buoyant. It says they will not make you buoyant. More buoyant. They're not capable of making a person float.

Oh, they're negatively buoyant. So she's actually a very strong swimper. Silicon is solid. So she beat a reptide on expert mode. Yeah. Look, I was just thinking of those. It was from a scientific standpoint. When you get breast implants.

But it was anti-scientific. So how was it from a scientific? scientific standpoint look I'm just like like we're all thinking how the hell does this girl tread water for two hours right yeah her fake boobs definitely didn't come to my mind well she's from Massachusetts yeah we can tread water build for hours she Boston tough yes silicone implants are like not light I I don't know you need to get more familiar with silicone implants yeah or maybe not get your get your but it's also like say if was pulled out by a reptide, I would, I would like his chances a lot better than if a Chris

Clemer was pushed out. Yeah. Like, Dugs could float. Yes. He's buoyant as fuck. Chris Clemer, I don't believe he can float. He doesn't look like a very floatable guy. Vibs would just fall through the water. It's like a crack in the water. Yes. I don't know. I think, I think Clemer's a little thinner than Vibs. Yeah. Clem looks like he's out of like. grapes of wrath like depression era hobo yeah he's also never peed in his bathing suit that's weird wow that's a lie for attention no he no he's he's telling the truth that's the first

thing i would do if i got sucked out on a riptide i would just pee all the water out make myself buoyant i've got a little airbag yeah now i can see if you don't want to pee in like a pool or or the shower he thinks it's very weird to pee in the shower but even if he's in a lake or the ocean he has never once pissed his bathing suit um do you ever see that uh experiment about the rats who had hope tread water for longer no so sorry like it's a rats treading like so basically um drowning rats and psychology psychology experiments are the rats that had hope where if they'd been saved once right before they died drowning yeah ended up treading water for longer yeah i can see that rats than rats who were never saved.

Yeah, if you believe that... If you believe that you're going to be saved, you just keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing. So I, like, did Brianna think she was going to be saved? So I just texted her producer, because they're recording right now. I just texted her producer, Gia. And I said, are you recording? I need Brie to talk about her being in the riptide.

And she was like, she wasn't in the riptide. She was just drunk on the beach with Dixie DeMilio and they lost her. Okay. Oh, my God. She wasn't in the water? She wasn't in the water? They were just concerned of where she was, I guess. Who was the one that said that first?

They weren't in the water? Billy. Yeah. That's what she was told to me. I was like, I feel like it would have been bigger news if Brianna was just like treading water in the ocean for two hours. That's how the story was told to me. She said, no, she just went down the beach with Dixie and Grace thought she was lost.

And I said, I thought she had the Coast Guard call. She goes, no, oh my God. No, I just heard. The police were helping them look for her. That was funny. Oh, it was race? No, no. No, no, Grace, I talked to Grace about it.

This is how she made it sound. These are a pretty big gap in stories. No, I think, I don't know how this gets lost in translation. No, this was lost in translation. I saw Grace. I'm going to still tell her to come in after, to second, the record saying. All right, we welcome on very special guest, Brianna, chicken fry, and Grace O'Malley. There was an interesting story that just came up a second ago, and then it took a hard right turn.

Okay. And so we're trying to figure out what's true and what's not, maybe where this got lost. Wait, can I quickly say just what we heard? Yes, yes. So we heard you were pulled out to sea by Riptide and had to spend about two hours treading water until the Coast Guard rescued you. Grace.

What? This is what Billy told us. This is what? No, no, no, no. What? Grace. Remember when we were sitting and you were like, yeah, we lost Brianna? I was like, what?

And you're like, yeah, they had drones looking for her in the water? Yes. and you kind of implied that she was in the water when they were looking for it. Implied, key word. Yeah, well, she drifted down. So we all went swimming. Okay.

And then I go up on the shore. Uh-huh. And then I turn around, where'd she go? No idea. Can't find her. So my head, I thought she went out to the ocean. I thought she was out there. Oh, okay.

I was with another gal, too. She was with another gal. And they just drifted sideways, not deep. We drifted like probably a mile down, down the water. And we were just like, we were like in probably like three feet of water. But we didn't go out. Grace thought we went out. And we went, we took a right.

Was it one of those things where your feet could touch the ground, but you were just kind of like floating a little bit? And then sometimes standing up and sometimes floating. Yes. And the current took you down. Yeah. And then so. Because we were floating looking at the stars. Okay.

Same week as the kid going missing on the cruise ship. Yeah. I'm hammered. wasted if you will and in my eyes she was dead yeah yeah and this was at night this it was like two in the morning it was after the Celtics lost yeah so we were down pretty bad yeah uh-huh so you're just staring at the universe contemplating life yeah trying to figure out how to get yourself yeah it was beautiful to me and then I turn around and I'm like we were skinny dipping all of us so we turned around and we're like oh there's they took our fucking clothes so we're just like we have to float

forever because we didn't see them and the drones were just circling overhead there was a helicopter and I was like what are they looking for So the Coast Guard was actually, was contacted. I guess, yeah, that would be the Coast Card, yeah. So did you, like, run to a police officer and just say, we can't find my friend? So I was scream crying her name. Brianna! And the other girl's friend was scream crying her friend's name.

And at one point, some guy came up to us, and he's like, do you want me to call the police? I'm like, yeah, I guess so, yeah. And then Cruises showed up, quad showed up. I was telling the fellas they weren't doing enough. We got to find them faster. they said, dude, we have an infrared drone looking for them and that's the helicopter, that's for her too. I was like, okay.

What was the reunion like when you realized she was safe? I ran to her with her clothes and I was so happy to see her and then I got mad. Like a mom. Like I'm happy, you're safe, but I'm mad at you. Don't you ever do that to me again? Yeah, that's exactly what I said. Well, it was crazy because they pulled up, the quads pulled up to us and they're like,

are you Brianna and Dixie? And we're like, yeah. Like, what are we doing wrong? And they're like, your friends think you're dead. Oh, wow. And I thought they were assholes because I thought they pranked us and stole our clothes and went back to the hotel. Got it. Because everywhere on the beach looks the same.

Yeah. So they thought they were just. But I wasn't treading water for hours. I heard that you were. I heard you got pulled out to sea on a riptide. And that you were struggling for life for like two to three hours, which is about as long as a human capacity. This is what Grace made it sound like. I don't know.

I guess that would have been cooler. Yeah, I was like, what, they got caught in a ripped eye? And you're like, yeah. It pulled sideways stuff. Yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, man, we didn't even know. We were, like, we didn't even know we were drifting. Yeah, because when it's dark, you can't see your frame of reference on the beach.

So the beach just looks like the beach looks like the beach looks like the beaches. Yeah. Yeah. And then we look up and we're like, oh, we're at the same spot, but our friends left us. Yeah, she thought I was pulling a big old prank. So I was mad at her. She was mad at me. But you didn't, but you didn't think that she was lost at sea.

No, because she got out of the water. Okay. I don't like being naked. Yeah, so she got out And I was like, oh, they pranked us But she thought I was dead But yeah, there was no treading water or anything Okay, yeah

I thought you did some superhuman water treading And I was about to be like, how did you do that? Superbarreau I kind of like How long do you think you could tread water? How long do you think I got like an hour? You? Yeah, yeah She used to be a diver, don't you know?

I was a diver in college, yeah What was your, what was your highest difficulty dive. I don't know, like a, like a corkshire? Inward to one and a half, maybe. You could do an inward one and a half? Yeah.

Oh, wow. For those that don't know, it's when you're facing In facing your standing. Inward, you're like, you're doing a back clip. Careful, Mency. And then you jump and flip forward towards the diving board and it's pretty difficult. Yeah. I used to dive for a

second. Really? I only, I wasn't that good. I only dove for two years. Yeah. Yeah. How high can you jump off of and still survived. I don't know. I jumped off someone that was like 90 feet almost. I did a hundred cliff jumping in Vermont.

So wait, back up. That's like 10. Because a second ago, literally one second ago, I was like, Billy, what's the highest thing you've ever jumped off?

He goes, I don't know. And then down he goes, 90 feet. And then Bill goes, I actually did 100. No, what you said,

what's the highest you could die jumping off of? Oh, okay. It was specific to me. So thanks for gaslighting. He needs a really specific. I did gaslight him.

I did gaslight of that one. Yeah. Well, thank you guys for joining us. Thank you. I'm glad you're here. Glad you're here. Glad we hashed this one out. Sorry if I elaborated anything by accident. I'm not going to stick with that first story, actually. I should stick with that. Yeah, there were sharks that were circling me. Yeah. And I punched him in the face. There probably was sharks near near you and you had no idea. Yeah, that's the story part. Yeah. That's where the alcohol is bad thing. Yeah. Yeah. So don't swim in getting dead.

You guys pee in the water, right? Obviously. Yeah. Okay. Good. Vibs doesn't. And we were the first one to say we don't wash our hands as well, so. Vibs does. My mistake. The clamor doesn't feed in the water. I mean, fish take a piss all the time in the toilet.

Yeah. That's a giant toilet. The warm water, that layer. That's where they use the bathroom. That's fish piss? Well, that's where they prefer to excrement. Interesting. Who wants to be honest, though,

pees and pools. Oh, yeah. You can't me? You guys pee in hot tubs. Sometimes. Hot tubs? It depends. Hot tubs too intimate.

It depends on the people that I'm in the hot tub. with. Okay. If it's like someone very close, then maybe. Yeah. All right. If it's a big hot tub. All right.

It's like an elderly couple. I've said too much. I'm ladsden. It depends on who, if it's like a bunch of people on a hot tub, no. But if it's like my hot tub. Yes. If they're in your hot tub. I'll swim in my own filth.

Yeah. Okay. All right. We'll get out of here. All right. Thanks, guys. And also, Brianna agrees with Big Tea on ice cream. Oh.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Ice cream's mid? Yeah, I like cookies. I got some great ice cream right here I don't think it's bad but it's just like not my favorite snack All right well I don't want to waste ice cream

Yeah don't waste it That's good stuff Yeah Thanks guys Thank you glad you here Glad you clear that up So glad to see you I was worried sick

Ice cream party All right ice cream Oh sweet It's like the last day of school BFT thank you so much For getting the ice cream Welcome This is like a hundred bucks with ice cream

Yeah Van Lu is not cheap If anything, it's hot. All right, so, so we're going to, we're going to have a little ice cream party here on macrodosing, but it's going to go in a certain way where big tea is going to have to try all these flavors of ice cream. You're going to have to eat ice cream. No, you got exclusively flavors I don't want from a lib-ass ice cream place. Let me tell you the flavors you got. You already said.

Cookies and cream. Fine. Fine, there we go. Dibbs after. Honeycomb. Honeycomb. Not eating that. Honeycomb is so good.

What? That sounds like. It sounds sick, though. Call me a Democrat, then. Mint chip. Fine. Okay. So do you, do you like, if you were getting ice cream, would you choose that?

Mint chocolate chip? Yeah. Yeah, probably. Pitchie's such a mint chip, dude. Dude, I don't think mint. That sounds like an insult. No, just is. I don't think mint should be used on anything that is edible.

That's what Trent says. He says, keep mint in the bathroom. Yeah, yeah. Mint is for stuff that you're not supposed to eat. Black cherry chip. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, that's my favorite flavor. I hate cherries.

Okay. I'm not a fan of coffee ice cream. Really? No, yeah, I like to keep, I like to keep coffee in the cup. I don't like tiramisu or coffee ice cream. Malted cookie dough shake. Wait, wait, really, malted cookie dough shake. That's intriguing.

It's intriguing because I know you like milkshake, so I got that one for you. Okay, thanks. And then this one. This was wholly unnecessary. Did you get the brown sugar one or no? I did. what's that one that you're holding this might be the brown sugar one because I ordered it let me open it up it doesn't say anything on it oh shit yeah yeah

brown sugar what do you think about that one big tea that sounds libish but fine okay so what I'm hearing from you is you'll try the molded cookie dough shake just give here try the multi throw me the ice creams do you have any of spoons yeah I have spoons nice make sure to a a smer ASMR, the ice cream in your mouth. Donnie, you get tibs on this one. Oh, shit. All right, Big Tea.

Thank you, sir. All right, Big Tea ice cream taste test. Malted cookie dough shake. Oh, my God. Tell me if this is mid. T subscribe to the YouTube. Describe what you see, what you see. It just looks like vanilla ice cream with a little bit of chocolate chip in there.

Yep, it's fine. It's mid-ice cream. This is what ice cream is. It's a, you think, oh, I want some ice cream. And then you eat four or five bites of it, and you're like, I don't really want this anymore. You seem to be really digging in, though. Yeah, you made me. I didn't tell you to take five scoove.

You keep, it sounds, it looks like you like it. I never said I dislike ice cream. I said it's mid. Okay. Is that any better than mid, though? Um, no, this is perfectly mid. Also, it's just chocolate chip ice cream. They put these fancy lib-ass names on it,

malted cookie dough shake. It is vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips in it. Like, can you stop breathing into the mic directly? Uh, Mad Dog McKinsey, black cherry chip, honeycomb, or mint chip? You can have mint chip. Okay. Which one do you want, McKenzie?

So, we have honeycomb and black cherry chip. Can I do black cherry? Yeah. You pass this over, sir? This is not the brown sugar. It's not? This is the peanut butter one that you got. Well, then they shortchanged me on one of my ice creams.

You can file a report and be reimbursed. To the Better Business Bureau. I will be in touch with them. Here you go, spoons. All right. That does it for macrodosing, nanodosing. We'll see you guys on Thursday. Oh, cool topic coming on Thursday.

This cookies and cream. I just opened it up, so it's fine. I don't care if it's liberal. Big topic. Big topic coming on Thursday. We're going to do Operation Stargate. The CIA tried to figure out a way to harness psychic abilities. Back in during the Cold War times,

and they had people that were just sitting in rooms staring. at animals trying to give them heart attacks using their brains and they spent millions of dollars on this so that's what we're talking about on Thursday. Love you guys.