Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Magic ft. Oz Pearlman

Episode Date: November 10, 2022

On today's episode of Macrodosing, the entire crew is back to talk some MAGIC. The Mentalist, Oz Pearlman, joins the pod to blow everyones minds in some of the craziest ways possible. This is a must watch/listen to episode. Nothing will prepare you for what he brings to the show. Also, Billy and PFT get into a breath holding contest that inevitably cut the show short and almost destroyed all of the audio and video. Enjoy!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. If they pay me 100 bucks, like, out of their pocket for ad reads that they sell for, like, thousands. Yeah? I would do so much more. So if they paid you extra money to do your job, you would do your job. I mean, you are kind of getting paid to do that already. Leave that part in the show.

No, no. greasing billy's wheels is the way to get him to do you just because he snap into the microphone doesn't mean that that cuts it out it's cut it's cut welcome back to macro dosing it is the only podcast available anywhere on the worldwide web so you have no choice but to listen to us across all platforms i wonder if anyone's ever done the hat trick and listen to macro dosing on apple like iTunes uh Spotify and YouTube like all the way through that's the new challenge the macrodosing challenge I bet you can't do it

it's never been done we will give away a free subscription to macrodosing if somebody's able to accomplish that actually definitely check out the YouTube because there's going to be some visuals today yes actually this is I'm going to go ahead and tag

a must watch on this episode of macrodosing for when the guest comes in most watchable episode oh that's a bold claim yeah actually if you're on Spotify right now go directly to you YouTube, even if you're driving. No, no, continue to listen on Spotify. Listen all the way through

and then you're going to be like, I want to watch that and then go watch it. If you want to see Big T's head explode, and we all do, then first of all, just watch the live stream that he did last night during the elections. And then second, watch Big T respond to the guy that comes in studio today. O's, O's the Mentalist, O's Perlman. You might recognize him from Adam Schaefter's tweets he's been going around to NFL training camps and doing these mentalism tricks and so if you thought that what billy pulled on us last week was incredible this guy is he is insane and we still don't know how he did it and um our jaws were on the floor many many times i've never felt more vulnerable in my entire life like i felt like he went inside my brain and took all the

information that i was thinking and displayed it for for the audience yours i still don't know how he did it. I don't know how he did any of them, but like, Avery's is mind, mind blowing. I think mine's the craziest. I think Big Tees is the craziest. No, I think yours we figured out like a way that he possibly could have done it. The other two, I have, I have no idea. To me, Avery's is the weirdest one that he does. And I don't want to spoil anything. No. But he basically told Avery to think of something. And then he from across the room told Avery what he was thinking of. Twice. Twice. Twice. twice it's crazy i thought of something i changed my mind and he knew that i changed my mind without saying it word i didn't say a word blew my mind craziest thing ever he's he's he's super

legit like if you have time to watch his other stuff too after you watch hours yeah he's he's he's the real deal i'm really happy we got him on we're going to get him on again when aryan's back well aryan is back but like when he's back with us when we get him on get him in person yeah Yeah. This episode of macrodosing is brought to you by our great friends at Game Time. I love Game Time. It's time to go back to hockey games. That's what time is.

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Good news, guys. We did it. We did it. Round of applause. We have banned slavery in Tennessee. I knew you were going to say something stupid. So you clearly didn't read what that said. I know I did. I actually read the article. Fifth state to do so without exception. Forty-five. Yeah. No, I'm saying Tennessee did it. All right. There are a lot of states... You got your headline. There are a lot of states that haven't done it in Tennessee did. The overwhelming majority.

Overwhelming majority of Tennessee. No, the overwhelming majority of states have not done that. Yes. And the overwhelming majority of Tennessee citizens voted against slavery. Yes. Yeah, 80% even, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm just saying that we did it.

There's a lot of other states. Louisiana, the way that they phrased it in their ballot initiative, was very confusing. It made it look like Louisiana approved slavery by 80%. But no, I think it was about the same thing. So if you did a little bit of digging into that viral tweet, it was about prisons using slave labor, right? Like forcing people to work as part of their prisons.

My home boy is from Louisiana. And he was like, I accidentally voted against it because it was so confusing. I was like, brer, come the fuck on my man. It was confusing. The way that was worded, it was, I think, intentionally convoluted. That's got to be... Oh, really? Intentionally.

Well, I mean, they're... Well, so their constitution already allowed for that, and they were, the referendum was to get it off. Whereas usually it would be the opposite, so it made it seem... Mm-hmm. Ballots are pretty confusing. I was... Who voted here? raise your hand if you voted did you vote i voted you voted i voted you voted you voted

you voted yep yo i had a two americans moment i'll let you finish but i got to tell you my it's the funniest in the world and i'm looking at the ballot and they list the candidates several times under different parties but it was just confusing and it was like someone could easily end up voting for two people or the same person twice thinking you have to fill out all the bubbles and then get their ballot thrown out. Yeah.

Like I was like, this is complicated. Yeah, they make it, it is difficult to do. Have you ever seen the ballot that they used down in Florida in the 2000 election when it was George Bush and Al Gore? No. So the reason why George Bush ended up winning Florida, there were a few different reasons why. One, he had a much better legal team once they got

into the fight over it. Another reason was because there were these ballots that were put out called a butterfly ballot. And on the butterfly ballot, they're like staggered, the names are staggered on each side with the circles that you fill in down the middle. And so a lot of people, a lot of Jewish people down in Palm Beach County ended up voting for Pat Buchanan, a guy that had said like some pretty nice things about Hitler just like recently before that.

Because his name, they were trying to vote for Al Gore in that situation. and so he had like an abnormal share of the votes from a very large Jewish percentage in Palm Beach County and that was enough to swing the tide to George Bush and then George Bush became president and then everything since then happened kind of crazy so yeah ballot confusing ballots are uh I don't know who designs these things it should be very easy to design ballots right it's like who do you want to vote for yeah it should like it's way too complicated yeah Aaron, what were you going to say about two Americas? There was that.

So first of, the polling place that I usually go to, they shut it down without telling anybody. So while I was driving up, there was a sign outside to say, this location has been moved. And so, like, there was like 10 people walking up, like, what the fuck they changed it? But there was no, they didn't tell anybody, right? And so there was a, and there was some old dude. I had to show him on his phone, had to use GPS for bad for him because he was walking up. I was like, they're not voting here, my guy, and he's like super old. And he's like, they're not?

I'm like, no, he's like, where do I go? I was like, there's an address right here on this sign. And he's just looking at it. He's like, how do I get? And I was like, do you have GPS on your phone? And he looked at his phone. He's like, I don't know. And so I grabbed his phone and I typed in the address.

I don't know if you ever made it. But anyway, so we had to go to this other place. And that line was like, we had to wait like an hour and a half. And as we walk, as we walking up, his definition to two americans right this white dude comes out uh and he's just like flustered and he's gone man it's just so confusing in there it's just really hard to navigate it's they have two people only two people there's these long lines there's these benches and and it's just the computers are all messed up man it's just it's really hard and his wife comes out like all right let's go

i'm talking about 30 seconds later this black dude walks out walks by me he said man it's all fucked up in there the funniest shit I've ever seen though just right I'm talking about back to back

dude comes with this longer labination and they come up shit is all fucked up funny as shit I've ever seen

though so how long did take you to vote I was probably like an hour and a half two hour yeah it needs to be

a lot easier than that but it is it's the day after election day we still got some results that are coming in

uh it looks like your boy area and Herschel Walker is going to be going to a runoff down in Georgia. I don't think either candidate's going to get 50% of the vote down there. So it's going to

end up being one on one. And the spotlight's going to be on Herschel, which is probably not where Herschel's campaign would prefer for the spotlight to be. I don't know about that anymore, man. Honestly. Well, I mean, that's what happened in Georgia last time. It was Warnock against Loeffler in the runoff. And Warnock won pretty easily. I feel like Loughler is like a sane person, at least like Herschel Walker I don't think that they want him to be

under the microscope by himself people hated her though they hated her but she was like a she she was able to string together sentences without lying

yeah did you see last night he said he compared himself to Ricky Bobby no I didn't see that he came out he addressed his his party

and he was like I'm like Ricky Bobby I didn't come here to lose okay so that was was his big message to his supporters. Is it okay? Yeah, I also saw that they only had the space rented out until like 1230 last night.

And so they, the venue had to kick everybody out at the Hershey Walker victory party because they just, either they assumed that the race would be over by 1230 or they just didn't, it just didn't book the entire night. That was kind of interesting. What we saw was the red wave crashed big time on us. So Big T's been predicting this red wave for. quite some time we were lied to who oh okay who lied to you uh every polling company that exists yeah i i think what we saw in the last week was a lot of polling companies that were not

reputable polling companies but they just they put out their results and then people talked about them incessantly online i mean i mean 538 had like it being a much more republican like the Republicans are going to win the House. Might flip the Senate, maybe. Maybe. But probably not. No, they're not going to flip the Senate. They're at 49 right now.

Yeah. And there's like four more. I guess there's an outside chance that could get Nevada and Georgia. Yeah. But probably not. It was a red. You know how girls put like a little small, sprays of orange juice into their mimosas

at the top. Yeah. That's what it was. Yeah. It was the eyedropper on top. Something like that. And guys do that too. I don't want to be sexist. I have a take about the election. And I'm curious to see what Big T thinks about this. But I think that

what happened last night was a very, very, very bad showing by the Republicans that had everything lined up for them. Like this should have been, it should have been a red wave because you've got inflation at a record high and that's something that affects everybody like everybody deals with inflation that's something that people will come out and vote against if they go to the grocery store and their bill is 50% higher than it usually is people vote based off

that shit people also vote based off gas prices and just how they're doing financially gas prices have not been good either people would vote off of that everything was teed up for republicans and they blew it. And they blew it because I think they've become what Democrats were back in like 2015, 2016, when the Democratic Party based everything in their politicians off of what people were saying on Twitter. And they thought that Twitter was a real life thing. And all these pet causes, yeah, that's going to be what we actually are putting out candidates that support those things. Republicans have been putting out candidates based on clout.

And they've been putting out candidates based off of kind of like, the um just like weird people there were a lot of weird candidates that the republicans chose to run this year and by weird i mean not only people that didn't have any political experience but people that were just they tried to run the donald trump playbook which is just being mean and like cynical and running to make liberals pissed off and it turns out the people like normal people that are running to just try to help the folks that are voting them in and now i'm not saying that the Democrats do that all the time because they definitely don't. And I'm not saying that they had great candidates because Democrats, a lot of these Democratic candidates suck ass. But the people

that the Republicans had nominated for these high offices, I think we're just mostly running on a platform to own the libs. And regular people don't want to go out and vote for somebody to get into office who's only there to make your political enemy upset. You have to be able to offer them something at some point. I think the Republican Party really fucked themselves over by not nominating regular people like Dr. Oz in Pennsylvania who why the fuck is Dr. Oz a guy that's in New Jersey and has these palatial multi-million dollar homes all of a sudden trying to connect with Pennsylvania and working people. There's no connection there whatsoever. He was handpicked because he's a celebrity with name recognition. He tried to get mean with it and his opponent, Federman,

who you could make arguments against Federman. and definitely he was recovering from a stroke and he's going to get better that his doctors say but at least Federman is a guy that like cared about the people that he was trying to represent and and seemed like a genuine person and when he had the stroke and he came back you can have a conversation about like hey

is this guy that's still recovering from a stroke is he capable of holding office or does he need more time to recuperate but Dr. Oz tried to do the Donald Trump playbook which was like, let's make fun of this guy that's recovering from a stroke. And I think most normal people that aren't online being trolls, most normal people see that, they're like, wait, I know somebody that's had a stroke or like, I know somebody that's been sick and how they're recovering.

That's kind of a fucked up thing for a person to say about another person. I think that was a playbook that they tried to run is just like, let's own libs no matter what. And I think by and large, that fell on its face. and when you combine that with the Dobbs decision with the abortion decision in the Supreme Court and so many states putting abortion like on the ballots, I think they realize that like there's some people will come out and vote for candidates that will try to protect your personal rights, which should be a conservative position. you could make an argument that allowing abortion is a conservative position because it's saying

less government less government interference but that's that's a little bit aside from the point that I was trying to make which is I think most of the Republican candidates that that they ran in these high profile races were just they're just kind of mean people in general and I'm not saying that all Republicans are mean because they're not I think they're like I like Republican people. They're some of my best friends. There's some of all of our best friends. But I'm saying that the candidates that they chose in some of these high profile races basically just came out there to be like, fuck libs, vote me in. I'm epic. And when the liberals tried to do that back in 2016, it fucked them over. And Republicans fell for some of that same

trap this time. And it fucked them over. Who are you talking about in particular? Of the candidates that are like Herschel Walker. Yeah, yeah. Well, Herschel. Okay, like he sucks. So I think, yeah, Herschel Walker, I think Dr. Oz is another bad candidate. Absolute quack. Absolute quack. So those two, outside of that, I think the last thing you said had much more to do with it than anything. Mastriano, Zeldon in New York. Everybody was saying that Zeldon is going to be.

I don't agree with that. I mean, I don't think Zeldon is under the same category as Dr. Oz. Yeah, I don't think that at all. I think he's a very flawed candidate. I think that anybody that came too close to Donald Trump's dick and tried to suck it in this election So that's different though I think that has something to do with it more than

Own the Lips Like I think Zelda seemed like a pretty Likeable guy They're okay so I guess who wanted who Now he ran on Mostly one issue Which Uh doesn't always work

But I think it was He used the He used, like, you know, play videos that cause stir up a lot of feelings to get votes with the crime stuff. Yeah, he was like, yeah. That was his one, quote unquote, dirty play, if you will. But, you know, I think New York shows that, like, a lot of people voted for him in a historically blue state. Like, a lot of people. Did he lose by 20 points?

No, he lost. 52 to 47. Oh, is that close? It's a very close race. I was thinking about somebody else. Yeah. I mean, $3 million to 2.7.

I mean, Hockle kind of made some missteps when it came to the point of crime, and I think that's why we saw the turnout we did. So Pennsylvania, their governor, Mastriana, the guy that was running for governor there,

got his ass kicked. There was, Carrie Lake, it looks like she's going to lose. Is that the one in Arizona? Arizona, yeah. What was going on there with the whole office,

like water break, watergate stuff? I don't know. People were breaking into offices and shit. I have no idea, but it just seems like a story that I'm not saying it from like an alarmist point of view, but like someone was breaking into office. That's the first I've heard about it. That's like a weird. I think that one got pretty ugly.

But another point would be like to that Donald Trump aspect where Trump handpicked a lot of these candidates. And he had a lot of saying who was going to get the nominations. And now it's going to be Trump, Desantis. Or what, DeSanctimonious? Is that what Trump's calling him? So that's going to be an interesting showdown because I feel like Donald Trump is still going to want control.

What do you think is going to happen? You think DeSantis is going to run against him? I don't know. Because I'm not convinced that's going to happen, which would be bad. You think DeSantis is going to serve his term out as governor? Possibly. People point to DeSantis in Florida

that could go against what I'm saying because he is, he is very much an own-the-libs guy. But Chris, the guy that he was running against, is a Republican. He was a Republican until like a couple years ago. And they just switched over, like, I don't think that there was... I also think DeSantis has a track record of, like, during COVID, he did things that turned out to be very good decisions. And people voted based on that.

Whereas Oz hasn't done anything. Herschel Walker hasn't done anything. They don't have a track record to point to. DeSantis can definitely be like, we kept our state open. This has been one part of the country that people that wanted to could make their own informed decision and come here and act like nothing's going wrong. And then that's their choice. And I think that's very alluring to a lot of people. Like, yeah, I would have preferred not to go through COVID the last couple years myself. And also like the tax stuff, he's he's got

at least a track record that he can run on. But I don't know if he's going to want to go up against Donald Trump. Yeah. I just think that that's like bad for the Republican Party if they go up against each other. It's either DeSantis runs and Trump doesn't, which won't happen because Trump's going to run. Trump's going to run. Yeah. So yeah. I don't think Trump will win if he runs. I don't think he will either. Yeah. I think people are just sick of it. DeSantis would win if he ran by himself and Trump didn't go against him. But if they go up against each other, it's just going to be a shit house. I agree. I think I think DeSantis would beat the fuck out of Joe Biden. Yeah. But I think Joe, I, I'm not convinced of that anymore.

You're not? If the last two years are okay, then as last night seems to indicate, then I'm not convinced of that at all. Yeah. I guess there's, I feel like Republicans in this race got, they got into their own little echo chamber, much like the Dems did back in 2016, where they're like there's no chance that we can possibly be wrong about any of this. And I think the new right-leaning Republican media sources,

they all kind of like echoed each other and talked themselves into this. They got all lathered up about it. And they got everybody lathered up about it. You got Big T lathered up about it. And sometimes if you listen to that echo chamber, you lose touch with the fact that like most people aren't chronically online like we are. And they don't want to deal with just people that are out there to own the other side. They would like to elect somebody that does something for them.

Is Joe Biden actually going to run in 24, though? I don't know. It'll be interesting. That's a real concern. Yeah, he will. Yeah, he will. But if, okay, so let's say, like, who in from the Democratic Party has a good chance of beating him out?

No one. HRC. Hillary? The return. If he doesn't, if he doesn't concede, he won't even have anybody running against him. Right. I'm like trying to think. I'm like trying to think of people.

who ran in 2020 like Elizabeth Warren's really old too no shot very unpopular yeah like Beto couldn't even win taxes yes let's run Beto again Beto's he is the Buffalo bills of politics

yeah of the late 80s early 90s he just keeps you know what Beto's Cliff Kingsbury he keeps running for like bigger and bigger offices well but he's gone he's gone down though because he started for president Oh, that's true

Senate, then governor He did Senate first Senate first, then president Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then governor, so now he's going to do the house. He just needs a podcast. I think he's actually popular. He's just in Texas.

This is a red state. You're not going to win here. Yeah, but he's a guy who just like is trying politics because I think he just has nothing really else to do because he has, I think he's like, is his wife rich? I think he's super rich.

How does he make money? I think he's actually a good candidate, though. Yeah, but I think he just needs a podcast. You just need something to do that's not politics. I think he'd have a great... I think he needs to move out of Texas. Get the hell out of Texas. You're not going to win here.

Nobody, you're not going to win here, dog. I get to... Like, we had a power grid failure. There was like so much going on. Ted Cruz skips out to, you know what I'm saying? Like, they're not going to vote. People are voting party lines. They're not voting candidates.

People are going party lines. I feel like, I feel like Beto, his wife is probably loaded. And she was like, hey, I need you to. get her job like you're a great stay-at-home dad but like it would be cool if you got out of the house a little bit but it was like I'm gonna run for offices and then he just keeps losing at him and he does he seems like a a regular nice guy for the most part uh I don't know if I'd trust him like to to run anything in my life but seems like a normal enough human being so he Ted Cruz dodging beer cans I did see that okay so you shouldn't throw beer cans uh at your local

senator why was ted making his daughters go on these rides with him like yeah they must hate him so much because everywhere he goes he just gets booed and he's got his poor like what are they teenage girls it's it's actually a very well uh widely used like uh strategy so like mayors that are much like hated by the most of the population they'll like walk in like the same patrick's day parade or like different parades with special needs children's around like so that when they get booed. Human shields. Yeah, it's human shields.

And then they can be like, oh my God, why would you boo special needs people? But then it's like, I saw that at the Boston St. Patrick's State Parade. Like their mayor, their mayor was walking and she is not liked by a lot of people in the North End and Southie because she shut down all the restaurants and bars and everyone's booing the shit of her. And she had the human shields of special needs children around her. And it's like, that's shitty on her part. Goodell does that too.

He always brings the troops out. Yeah. At the NFL draft and then he'll, like, go on stage for the first time at the draft and, like, shake every troop's hand just so that maybe he would get booed a little bit less. Never works. It never works. But yeah, Cruz has his poor daughters who are probably at the most embarrassable age. They look like they're both.

Yeah, they're teenagers. They're like 14. They're like, dad, why don't make us, like, come out and get booed. And, like, I don't like having 50,000 strangers flip me off. You think it would have been frowned upon if he, like, caught the beer and, like, chug it with his teeth and did a shotgun. That would have been awesome What if that was the guy originally was trying to

That's what I was thinking maybe Like Rob Brankowski Getting hit with the beer and a head Because wasn't it a parade float for the Astros Or they were doing something else? Yeah, it was for the Astros. Yeah And I bet they were throwing beers to players

That's what they do, right? Ted Cruz, you should have fucking caught that beer And chugged it, you idiot That's what I'm saying If he's so uncool If you can't do that Because you would have totally changed the narrative From like, oh my God, people hate me to

Oh my God, people are throwing me beers, I'm a, I'm a legend. Billy needs to be like the PR representative for older political candidates. You should work for Beto. I should just be a politician, though. You want to start a podcast with Beto? The Beto boys?

Billy football. Also, I just looked it up. I don't know. I don't know how they have, well, Beto was a district representative. So I don't know. It says they're millionaires, but it doesn't say how. But his wife went to the same alma mater as Billy.

Really? Yeah. How about that, Billy? Well, it's homecoming this weekend. Let's see if she shows up. But it doesn't say how they, it just says they have millions of dollars in assets and financial disclosures. Wait, wait, Beto?

Beto and his wife, yeah. Oh, Beto's wife? Bado's wife. No, no, Bado's wife is your sister. I'm going to cuck Bado. Yeah, I mean. And homecoming this weekend. No kidding.

Beto, Bato to me just seems like a rich wife guy. Yeah, let's see what is. the best tweet last night we know Herschel Walker's in a runoff and someone goes they're going to tell Herschel Walker it's a runoff and he's going to line up like he has to run the 40 in the combine again

Herschel Herschel is just like why why there's nobody else like there's a lot of other people that you could have nominated that would have been they probably would have won convincingly yeah I mean you agree that like Herschel Walker has no business being a united

state senator they just want they wanted a red seat that's that's what they wanted they're like okay who has name recognition it's hershal walker i'm not saying that warnock is a great guy because i don't think he's a great guy either uh but hershal walker it's like what you probably could have gotten a better uGA football player than hershal walker yeah yes for sure then it could could stets and bennett would have won yeah uh you can go back to the list of like georgia quarterbacks i think Aaron Murray. Oh, Murray would, yeah, in a landslide. Who was that, who was that dude that, why am I forgetting his name?

The Bills got him. The Bills, recently? Yeah, a couple years ago. Hudson Mason. Oh, Jake Fromm. Jake Fromm, yeah, Jake Fromm would have won. I bet you. Just any Georgia quarterback, Mark Rick would have won.

I don't know. They don't like Mark Rick. but I think the fact that they won a national championship means that the Mark Rick were necessary to get there he's the Bill Buckner he's been forgiven yes yes they were necessary to get there

you could say I felt a Mark Rick that's my guy you like him love him love him love him with your relationship reasons

my senior year when they did decided not to play me. They just, like, weren't playing me. My Georgia game, I had three carries. Mm-hmm. And after the game, like, in my mind,

my futures in balance, like, I'm going back home. Like, you know, I'm about to be a, you know, my dreams ended. Mark Rick comes up to me after the game. Just walks up to me. I don't know. I never met this dude, never talked to him. He goes, he goes, hey, man,

I don't know what the hell's going on, but you are one hell of a player and just walked away. I was like, that little boat of confidence kept me going through the season, too. He's a really good dude. That's awesome. I remember. Did you ever tell him like, hey, remember when you said that to me? That meant a lot.

I've never seen them since. Well, Mark Rick. Mark Rick, if you're listening, that little comment you told number 27 on the sidelines, 2008, or after the game on the field, shit kept me going and might have changed my life. Shout out to Mark Rick. Without Mark Rick, there might be no macrodosing. Wow. Yeah.

Crazy. That's wild. That's lit. The podfather himself, Mark Rick. I would have voted him for that reason. Yeah. No, he's a good dude, though. I think one time he went on like a missionary trip during the off season and there were Georgia fans that were like, why isn't he recruiting right now?

Oh, really? And he was in like Africa feeding, starving children. Dude, Jimmy Carter should have ran as a Republican. That would be funny. what if Jimmy Carter what if Jimmy Carter showed back up in Georgia and he was and he was like we've never seen fraud like we saw in 2020

he became like a huge MAGA guy that would be funny that would be awesome yeah he'd win in a landslide oh yeah for sure yeah I bet dude Libs would vote for him 100% it's like yeah it's Jimmy Carter

you can not love Jimmy Carter he can't Jimmy Carter probably maybe the highest approval rating as a human being in Georgia. The best of the videos of him on the planes when he goes on he shakes everybody's hand. Yeah. He spent the last like 50 years

building houses for poor people. Yeah. He's still teaches Sunday school, I think. Yep. Legend. Good guy. Who do you think's going to win that runoff? I think it's going to be Warnock. Because there was a libertarian that got like 2%. Yeah, I think

I'm trying to remember what happened in 2020 when they did the runoff. And it was a similar situation where there was somebody else that was involved and people voted for Warnock over Loughler. I feel like it's going to be like it's going to be Warnock. Georgia shows up for Democrats. They have been recently.

Stacey Abrams. Yeah. And I feel like, well, no, she just. Well, not for her. She's got her ass kick. But in like 2020, she was the reason. Help to organize that. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what I meant. I know she lost. Yeah. Also, that's a bad result for the men. bag of crowd too was his name kemp in georgia the guy that he beat in the primary was like don't trump's handpick guy trying to get back at kimp for the 2020 election stuff so yeah all signs are pointing like away from away from trump republicans and towards i don't know some

desantis republicans so i i get the feeling that it's going to be worn off though because uh we're going to see a lot of herschel walker and i think the Even Republicans in Georgia will tell you that they're better off not having Herschel Walker on television speaking as much as possible. If he wanted to win his best course of action, maybe to just not do anything for the next month and just have people remember they're like, oh, he's the Republican when they go vote again. Yeah. Just go out purely off name. Yeah. That is. I've given up. I'm giving up all this. Like, I don't care at all anymore. And it's probably bad. I admit, but I just don't. don't give a shit anymore. When Herschel Walker, like, what are we even, like, what are we doing? Like, he won, I think, like, over 70% of the evangelical Christian vote.

Like, it's just, this is like, it's comedy. It is literally comedy. And his running mate is a bastard, like a real one. It's like, get the fuck out of here, though. Just get out. Like, it's dumb. Yeah, Walker's, like, threatened to kill multiple people before, almost killed people. still goes through these mental episodes

where he does react like very violently it would almost be like I guarantee that if Herschel Walker did get elected Republicans of the Senate would fucking hate him they would be like this guy I can't be around this guy this guy's dangerous like he should not be behind the scenes yeah behind the scenes yeah no they'd have to like pretend to get along because he is he would be their vote that would put him over the top but I think they would just they would hate the guy

the guy is not he's not suitable for much of anything can you just imagine the Senate sorry Aaron I was I was doing like a whole bunch of like political debates and stuff like early on in the pandemic like on Twitch on a streaming on Twitch

and I got what is his name Joe Walsh yeah yeah yeah he's a ex I think it was a congressman but then we were talking and he was like yo I'm friends with like a lot of these people in Congress and like behind closed doors

most of them like hate Trump they can't just can't stand him think he's bad for the party but they can't say that publicly because he has so much support outside and this was like early on too when it was like really the height of his this thing was still on Twitter and shit

and so it's like if he gets in public like the which is cowardly right which is the most cowardly shit in the world but like if he if Herschel Walker gets in like he's gonna like they're gonna love him publicly which is just the I throw in the towel So I actually, in response to what you just said, I wonder if there's going to be more people, I think there certainly will be in the media and just in the public, but I wonder if there will be more lawmakers who, once it becomes evident that it's going to need to be Trump or DeSantis, will go against Trump. I don't know that that's going to happen, but I could see a world in which that does because I think DeSantis is an infinitely better chance to,

win. I would agree with that. But also, I was just going to say before that, can you imagine if the Senate is like 50-49 Republican and they need Herschel to be the 51st guy? And it's just a month of, I mean, that's insane. It's going to be crazy down there. I think a lot of people will want to disavow Trump from the right. But the problem with that is, you have a couple problems. One is they don't want to get a mean tweet from Trump or mean truth whatever he's on right now. They don't want to get truth to death by Trump. Number two is they're afraid to a certain extent of his base. They don't want to get harassed. They don't want to get people calling them rhinos, that sort of thing. They don't want to lose favor with the people that could maybe one day make them even media

stars if you're that type of person that's running for office that wants to have a future in television or radio you need you need trump's base to be successful at that and then um the third reason is because once you once you go against trump a little bit on the right you open up you expose yourself big time to anybody that will come up and say well i'm the trump candidate and then all of a sudden you've got a challenger that will probably beat you but then depending on where you're located in the demographics might not end up being a great candidate for the general election I think all that changed in the last 24 hours, though. You think so?

Yeah, I mean, we just got done talking about the Trump candidates lost. So that's no longer a threat to a Republican who would want to go against that. So it's more like they're afraid of a mean tweet and just like following out favor. But I think I think that's out the window now too. If it, I don't I don't think Trump is scary to a Republican who would want to go up against him. anymore. Now, does Ron DeSanis want to jeopardize his political career possibly and risk losing to him? I don't know. Yeah. But in terms of being scared of Trump, I think that's over now. I think what we might see is people, Republicans in Congress, behind the scenes, helping out

some of these investigations into Trump that could lead into him possibly being indicted for something. and then not being able to run for office. I think if you gave whatever the truth drug is to everybody in Congress and said, do you want Donald Trump to be able to be in power again? I think an overwhelming majority of them would say, no, we do not. And we would do anything to keep them out. But we're going to pretend to support them because they're in a place politically where they have to. And so if you get to that point where they have a way to go behind his back and make sure that he can't get into office,

I think some people would start to do that. But that's what I'm saying. I don't think they have to anymore. I think we have empirical evidence now that DeSantis just thumped Charlie Chris. Yeah. Rubio won pretty convincingly, I think, too. And then the rest of the candidates who followed the Trump playbook and were endorsed by him, this, that, and the other did poorly. So I don't think there's a fear of Trump anymore.

Trump would sabotage DeSantis. Yeah, it would be bad for Republicans if both. of them were running against each other. Yeah, they'd eat each other a lot. It would be amazing. It would be amazing. What do you think about Ron DeSanctimonious, Aryan, as the nickname? We got to, we were talking on, uh, I was, I was there for that.

Oh, that, yeah, you were there for that. Yeah. We got, I got a couple of people giving me feedback about that. Um, wrong DeSantis is another good one that he could use. Ron DeSampis. Oh, yeah, DeSampis. There's a good one, too. So, yeah, we'll see what old Donnie Trump ends up doing.

I think he's definitely going to run, though. Yo, to switch gears a little bit. Have y'all, I got caught into a wild YouTube hole, like, last week, and I've just been getting it in my algorithm every now and then. And I'm knowingly clicking on these videos because they're wildly entertaining. It's sad as shit, but it's very entertaining. And I can't look away. there's a dude by the name

Daryl Brooks Daryl Brooks was a dude I think it was in Wisconsin and he was like at a Christmas Day parade and he took his car and drove through

Christmas Day parade and killed like six people very sad shit that's not what's entertaining his defense he chose to represent himself and he's trying to play the sovereign citizen card

throughout the entire trial and And just watching some of these highlights of like the sovereign. I don't know if y'all know much about sovereign citizens and what they do, but they are hilarious. But he's trying to do some of that versus he tried to do a little bit of reading on like court proceedings and and it's just beyond hilarious. And I've watched so much of that trial, though, way more than I should have. At the beginning, he said that the state of Wisconsin could not prosecute him because, The state of Wisconsin was not a person.

And so it's not a real thing. Yeah, I saw all those videos. And he tried to, and he tried to say, he tried to be, I'm a sovereign citizen representing myself and I don't recognize the name Daryl Brooks. And she was like, Mr. Brooks, he's like, I just told you, Judge, I don't recognize that name. And she's like, the fuck are we doing, though? Yeah, that kind of is hilarious. The sovereign citizen movement is so funny. Like when they're in court and they're saying, I refuse to acknowledge.

knowledge this courtroom as being real because that flag does not have gold tassels hanging from it, meaning we are not under the maritime jurisdiction of these United States. I'm a traveler. I'm not a person. I'm a traveler. Yeah. They're watching compilations of them getting owned is so funny. Oh my God.

You got to look at it up. No, I have. It's the funnish in the world. Yeah. That guy, um, that guy, he would say bad dude. It's super, super, like, just, I feel bad laughing at that shit because of the expenses to why he's there, but it's just so entertaining. I can't stop.

I can't look away. Like, he'll, like, she'll say something to him and he'll be like, is that lawful law judge under what lawful law? And he's like, what, he said, give me a case, cite me a case. And she's like, I'm not giving you legal advice in the middle of a trial. Like, would you just stop this? And he just keeps, keeps going. But he thinks he's doing something.

And it's just, I can't look away. I don't know what it is, man. Yeah, the sovereign citizen movement is, it's very funny, although they are very good at getting out of speeding tickets. I'll give them credit. There's an entire community of sovereign citizens that exists basically just so that they can speed and not ever have to face any repercussions for it, which is funny. And they give each other. The checkpoint ones too, the checkpoint ones. Yes.

They can get away with that one as well. Yeah, those guys are funny where they give each other advice online. It's like, here's how I got out of the speeding ticket. And they go online and they basically annoy the judge until the judge just finally either makes a mistake or just agrees to like say whatever they can to get them the fuck out of their courtroom. So those guys, yeah, the guys that just like basically gave themselves law degrees in like 1700s maritime law in order to be able to speed without having to pay fines. Those guys rock. So congratulations to them. But this guy fucking sucked, the Daryl Brooks guy.

Yeah, he's a piece of shit. for sure he was found guilty right his sentencing is on the 16th and 17th I believe do they have the death penalty I don't think he's going to get that I'm not sure you want to kill him Billy

you was pretty fucked up he killed a bunch of kids you did yeah I don't think he's one of those guys who can never really fought like you know can't be reformed but anyway yeah I don't know about the death penalty man I mean it's sad but I can't

killing somebody to kill somebody It makes no sense to me. I was reading up about the death penalty the other day. It's what I do sometimes. Just find weird subjects and just start reading about them. I think the estimates are that 6% of people, 6 to 10% of people on death row are innocent. That sucks. So that means that we've killed probably, what, hundreds, thousands of people?

That's why I don't think. That's my main reason for not thinking of school because if we kill one person that's innocent, it's not worth it. Also, it's way more expensive to actually get them actually killed than keeping them in prison for their life. I'm finally reached a point in life where I can admit that I am 100% against the death penalty, except if it's Dan Snyder, in which case, firing squad. And the DC Attorney General is announcing a press conference tomorrow about a major break in the Dan Snyder investigation. and I want him to go to prison and I will visit Dan Snyder once a year I'll go visit him

me and Dan will talk and you know it will take me as a guest because he'll get lonely because his family will disown him because even they don't like him and so I'll go visit him once a year we'll have a little talk and then yeah I'll just I'll say what's up to my good boy Dan and then I'll just walk back and continue to be free for the rest of my life and he will die in prison

you should you should you should you should you should mind fuck him show up as a friend first you know kind of lure him in like bring him stuff you know write him letters and then show up and just be a friend to him for like a year and a half and then just flip on him oh i like that i like that like that like become the only person that's in his corner yeah and then i'll get him to rely on me for like all of his positive affirmations um yeah he'll see me as like the most trusted person in his life and then and then one day i'll just completely just shatter his entire ego. Do you think Dan Snyder knows who you are?

That's a good question. I don't think so. I don't know. I bet somebody's told him. I think he knows that there is a podcast host that doesn't like him. I think that's what he would probably believe because I feel like

most people that are high up in the NFL are at least like aware of the fact that there's a podcast called Part of My Take I don't know if they know the name of the podcast if they know the name of the hosts if they know which teams

they root for but I feel like at some point somebody would have had to tell Dan Snyder that one of the hosts of a big podcast doesn't like him I could see that

do you think he knows no yeah I think something like that somebody's probably told him like there's this big podcast and a guy on it is a commander's fan and wants you dead wants him dead

the only reason why I think that he might not know is because I think he would have already tried to kill me. Or what if Dan Snyder? Maybe, yeah, good point. Maybe he gave me, maybe he gave me coronavirus. Maybe he shipped Billy chemicals

or tried to intercept the shipment of research chemicals when Billy injected him. Maybe he did something to him. What if Billy's the plant? That's fucked up, that dog. What if Billy's the Billy was paid by Dan Snyder to infiltrate bars, though. He did kind of come

out of nowhere, though. No one vetted me That would make a lot of sense Based on like Dan Snyder's previous hires That he's made Of just like trying to get people to do the job And they end up being fucking incompetent To have Billy be the guy that he sends

Great Good one Thanks Phil You were incompetent at killing me Okay Yeah Yeah I think that he You know what

There is a chance that Dan Snyder has sent like a private investigator to you after me yeah to follow me around i think that's if he does know who i am and knows the extent that i've gone to to try to get his ass thrown in prison and removed from the football team slash commander slash redskins i think there's a chance that he he would have had me followed at some point he'd be like we've got some dirt on on this pft fella don't you think he eats a lot of soup he goes he goes to work every morning and then uh he goes home and then he just watches TV for five hours. So that's the dirt.

What was that? Billy just gave a look like you've got dirt on me. I, little Miley Cyrus shrine at your house. That's kind of weird. Yeah, Billy. I've got a Miley Cyrus shrine at my house. I've seen it.

Yeah. It's right next to your in window AC unit. Yeah. That's true. I'm broke. I'm broke boy. The dirt up B.S. It's one of the night.

It's the top of the line, though. What, the window unit? Yeah. It's 14,000 BTUs. Yeah. I don't have a frame of reference for that unit of measurement. I'm not walking around. That's what that means.

No, I can imagine. It's that 14B Tomcat. 700 square feet and you're using 14,000 BTUs? I think it's a little bit more than 700 square feet. What is a, what is a BTU? What is that measurement? It measures how much cooling capacity that a window unit has or just any sort of air conditioner has. So how it measures how much heat they can take out of room and replace.

with cold air per square foot. Looking up what one of these bad boys costs. So if you're looking at like a normal size bedroom, you're probably in the, probably like 10,000 BTUs is where you're looking at there. Oh, I'm looking for 14,000, not 1400. I think it's 14,000, yeah. And then if you're looking at a, like a big bedroom,

12,000 BTUs should do the trick. Oh, yeah, no, these will run you. Yeah, no, that checks out. Yeah, what are they looking at, Big T? what's it going rate i'm seeing i'm seeing 2,800 what what no that's no that's a 24 000 b to you i'm seeing yeah yeah you're looking at like a mini split system at that point i'm seeing around around a thousand no not you know a lot about like air conditioning units this is i used to sell air conditioners really ask me any question about air conditioners air coolers dehumidifiers you did you ever do

hvac or just or just uh tankless water heaters just buy in units No, I didn't do it. I got a question. I got a question. You know about water heaters, too? A little bit. Okay, so I have, I contacted my contractor about this because we're almost done with the remodel, just have like a few things left.

And in my shower, my new master bathroom shower, there's two heads. And one of them gets way hotter than the other one. And I don't know why. One of them gets way hotter than the other. like if I turn if I turn if I turn if I turn the heat all the way on like it's way hotter than the other one the other one you know what it is it's warm but it doesn't really get that hot no you know what that is it's that your hot waters goes to the first one first and then they whoever your plumber was connected the second one all so where your hot water connects is closer to your first faucet that has the hotter water and then it runs through another hot water pipe to get to your. your other spout and then in that time it cools down a little bit you know what I'm saying I don't I mean I hear your words that you're relaying to me Billy might be right I don't know I don't know that much about plumbing no because I used to I used to work with a subcontractor

plumber who basically like there was a problem because there's a blue and the red pipe that they use and it comes from the metal pipe in that plastic that they use to connect to like your faucets right there's a blue and the red pipe but that red pipe doesn't hold heat as well as the um heated like copper pipes yeah metal pipes that they're using so it's losing heat as it goes to your second faucet that sounds right to me but what's the what's the remedy i don't really i mean it's kind of it's kind of like it just used one shower head it's like you have two shower heads like we're not going to put two connecting hot water mains close to both of them because that's like probably but but here's the thing though here's the thing

is when i when we remodeled the bathroom we didn't change the piping or plumbing exactly because i had i had two shower heads before though and i never had this problem huh i don't know yeah it's it's tough maybe just uh just sack up it's a first world problem yeah if you have two that's what i would say if i was a plumber i'd be like i'd be like you really call me out here for this That's probably why That's probably why they didn't read I'm sorry that your second shower head Isn't providing you scalding water, sir

Fix that shit, motherfucker Yeah Oh, another thing that happened yesterday Yeah, Bill? Yeah, did you go party with Antonio Brown? I did not go party with Antonio Brown He was looking for you He was, Antonio Brown was looking for me yesterday

Really? What did he say he said? He said, yo, let me find it, Yo PFT Yo Jim So Antonio Brown's AVI On Twitter is Kyrie Irving Yeah, pick T I heard it too

Is Abby What are you supposed to fucking say? What's an avatar? Avi Avi Avi Avi It's Avi Don't get mad

Avvy I was I was amused That you spelled it Yeah because it's it's That's how it spells Something that's like jiff or jiff And it's like It's not that

This is not that. Who the fuck knows? It's something you only read and never really talk to them. Go back to reading out that time. W.E.E.T. People have had after the beginning of social media.

Yo at PFT Jim, pull up with all my Jew brothers. Let's Kumbaya, NYC. Yeah, so Antonio Brown was looking for me yesterday to pull up with all of my Jew brothers. Are you Jewish? No.

I didn't think you're Jewish. You're not Jewish. I have Jewish friends. So I guess I do have Jewish friends. So I guess I do have Jewish brothers. you brothers later Avery Avery's going on a big fancy work trip I have Jewish friends

I don't know what he was looking for but Antonio Brown was trying to hang out yesterday and so I blocked him on social media damn well he had blocked me for like years I had no idea why I definitely never said anything bad about Antonio Brown and then Jake Marsh one of the guys on part of my take here he asked Antonio Brown to unblock me

Antonio Brown unblocked me and then I immediately blocked him so now I have the upper hand in that relationship but he was looking for me to come hang out yesterday and so I don't know he definitely thinks you're Jewish

I disavow what you think so? Yeah why probably does why I mean why would he why would he single you out

and say bring your Jew or Jewish friends Jew bros my Jew bros yeah I don't know I don't know what's going on with that. So you've had no interaction with him and he just randomly tweets you that?

I mean, I've DMed him on Instagram a couple times, just saying what's up. And what are those conversations? Like, I would like to see those. He doesn't reply. I'll tell you my exact. So you just have. Why do you? I just tap in and tap in sometimes.

Pray, you are fucking a hilarious human. Tap in with A.B. here I'll let you know exactly what he says what's his is it AB 84 I think so I thought it was just AB I thought it's just A B oh you said it on Instagram

Yeah I think it's just AB Okay I'll pull it up right now But yeah he's Me and him have an on again off again relationship I'll put it that way It's saying couldn't load user He might be is he suspended or something

Damn more than likely oh here we go here we go okay let's scroll back oh yeah this goes back to august 9th of 2019 this is after he got into a fight with mike mayock because Antonio brown was pissed off that he couldn't use his old helmet after the raiders signed up that huge free agent contract or I guess it was traded but then they I think they gave him a new contract I said hey I agree with you they should let you wear your old helmet

it kicked ass and then I said I have a helmet for you and I actually had the exact same model of helmet that he liked to wear, that he was mad that they took away. I said, your size and preferred model. Then later on, I said, hey, AB, Mike Mayock says, you're either in or you out. Do you want this helmet or not? And then a month later, I said, you good?

And then he hearted that. And then January 2nd of this year, after he quit, remember when he ran off the field and flipped everybody off? I said, hey, do you need a ride home? I'm right by the stadium. So I was trying to pick him up And then I put up a story on Instagram Saying

Gremlin mode at AB And I'm taking a shit while I'm listening to Pit Not the Palace His song And then he replied with the tears emoji Hey you know who was doing his dance Holy shit Kirk Cousin was doing his dance

Was he? Yeah The A B, that one? Like Kirk Cousins is a thug You think Kirk Cousins is Aaron, have you seen any of this thuggish behavior

that Kirk Cousins has been up to recently? I was at the barbershop this morning and I seen him on, I think it was undisputed. He had, he just put on a whole bunch of dick's chain. Yeah, yeah, he's been doing that after every game. We're in chains on the plane ride home, listening to rap music, doing the AB dances.

And he's super Christian? Yeah. Yeah, he definitely It's not very Godlike So Kirk Cousins My honest take on Kirk Cousins is he's a

He's an extremely nice likable person They're probably cool the shit He's he's awesome He's great It sucks how nice he is And I like him And every time that we talk to him

I try to hate on him I try to make fun of him a little bit And he's just so nice It's like making fun of Ned Flanders And he's just It's impossible It's possible to actually have any hate In your heart towards the guy

And that makes me hate him more is that he's so good at not being hateable. You know, like, he'll laugh at everything. He'll be like, hi, that's a good one. You guys like to make fun of me a lot and sure tickles my funny bone. I'm like, God damn it, dude. Come on. Just like get mad a little bit at me.

So I really do like Kirk Cousins, but it's become like fun to try to hate him through his niceness. That's how jaded I am too, though. Anytime there's somebody like that who's just like, like, good old, all-American guy who just is too good, I think something's wrong. he's hiding something that's just where my mind automatically goes and it's probably a me thing for sure i i think that happens that that's true more often than not if somebody doesn't have advice then they have a very bad secret vice i got a dm i think i know i heard allegedly kirk cousins

is a bad tipper no i heard no from a couple sources if i'm bad because i got that i got that accusation throwing on me one time. No, Billy. I heard he's a bad tipper, but like, like, European we shouldn't be tipping servers type tipper. That, I don't know, I don't know if I like where this is going.

Like, doesn't believe in tipping type tipper. That's just what I heard. That accusation, I don't, I feel like Kirk Cousins is so rich that if he in fact is not a tipper, that is just it's stupid of him. No, like religiously. You've got, you've got

that much money and this is a public image problem that's taken away by just like literally a drop in the bucket for you. You're stupid if you have that much money you don't tip well. I don't know if it's true. I just, I got in DMs about Kirk Cousins not tipping well. I don't know if it's true. Okay. This is just allegedly. Multiple? Yes. The Minneapolis servers are hitting Billy's DMs. Yeah. So. Speaking of people that don't get paid that much money. It should make more. I think was it, was it Iowa that raised Minnesota, I think. Nebraska voted to raise minimum wage to $15 an hour from $9 an hour yesterday. And I think that affects like 20% of the population. So that's cool. New Mexico

voted to make universal pre-care a right. Congratulations, New Mexico. Shout out to the home state. I feel like pre-K is one of those things that like people, people don't realize the how much of a help it is if you can get your kids into pre-K for free it makes like once you get in a kindergarten makes everything so much easier kids that go to pre-K do so much better in school it's like it's a crazy stat to get them started that early so that's good love it um they said 28% of children under the age of five in new mexico lives in poverty so that's it's a very poor state So that's huge, though, to get, like, that 28% access to pre-Rodzeg baby. That's a from, baby.

That's like a big part of the popular. 28% is a lot. Mm-hmm. So that's cool. And then the other thing I want to talk about before we get into Magic is it kind of goes back to what Billy was talking about with AB and his A-V-I-B being K-Y-R-I-E-I-R-V-I-N-G, Kyrie Irving. So Kyrie Irvin got suspended for five games, and they're putting him through, like, a six-step program to come back. I think this is like when Riley Cooper had to go seek treatment.

You remember that? When he went to treatment after that video came out of him yelling the N-word, they're putting Kyrie Irving through like a six-step treatment plan before he's approved to come back. And I don't know what that means. I don't know what the, one of the steps of the treatment is just like meeting with Adam Silver and talking about it. Can you refresh me? What did he do?

He shared a movie. Kyrie Irving? Yeah. Yeah. So he shared a link to a documentary that was produced by the black Hebrew Israelites or somebody that considered themselves to be a black Hebrew Israelite. And they believe that. And, Aaron, I think you know a little bit more about this maybe than I do. But my understanding is they believe that black people are the original Jewish tribe.

And that there's, I'm sorry, go ahead. I was just going to say that American Jewish people and modern Jewish people have taken over. They've lied to the world, stolen the identity of Jewish people, and they're actually impostered Jewish people. and they use their network and their connections with each other to suppress black people in order to build themselves as fake Jewish people up. That's what I believe, I think they believe. It's a little more, yeah, it's the crux of it, yeah. There's the, and there is some biblical reference to it, albeit their interpretation,

but the 12 tribes of Judah they interpret as the people and so black folks in America is one tribe Puerto Ricans are one tribe there's 12 of them and if you're of that descended

then you are the true Jewish people and they say yeah the Jewish people of today have lied and have conned their way into making people believe that they are Jews and so there's a lot of implications that go with that

this is not something I even get close to subscribing to but I understand their rhetoric because I've spent so much time listening to them so yeah it's I mean I mean like it's it's getting more and more popular within the black community

I noticed a while ago when I ran across like a lot of the circles because like what is that corner on um I think it's somewhere in in in England I believe but it's like where they sit on a corner and they just debate religious views oh the square in Oxford yeah I think I think we got to send Billy there but there's something like that that has been in New York City for a very long time. And basically it's like the black Hebrew Israelites, they debate, what are they called? I forget what they're called, but it's basically people who believe, it's like Semitic

stuff, or I'm sorry, hemitic stuff where it's like based in Egyptology, stuff like that. So they had go back and forth, but they've been doing that for a very long time. And the black Hebrew religiousites have been gaining popularity slowly. shortly within a lot of the entertainment entertainers and in our community so like Kendrick kind of i don't know if he identifies but he drops little gems every now and then about being a black he really like it's wild speakers yeah yeah that's speakers corner yeah so there's several in england one is in oxford where a lot of the uh students there debate people from cambridge and stuff but it the original one in best known is in the north east corner of hide

Park in London, England. Historically, there were a number of other areas designated speakers' corners and other parks in London, such as Lincoln's Field. There's one in yeah. So, let's see, in New York,

United States, the mayor of Cleveland. They're in, Washington Square. Oh, yeah. They're in D.C. And they like to yell at people and get into fights on the street. They're very, I don't know. Very vocal.

They don't, yeah, I don't think that they necessarily get into fights. I think that they definitely, like, I'm talking about physical education, but they definitely will scream at you and call you, what is it? They think, because what they do is they roughly your feathers, and they say that white people in America are going to go into slavery, and it's justified by what the Bible says. And the one thing I do give them credit for is they know the Bible like a month. motherfucker. I'm talking about they can give you reference points and scriptures that go along with

each other. It's very impressive how knowledgeable they are about the Bible, but it's just their interpretation of the Bible, right? And so like, we don't get into a real discussion. Go ahead. They're excellent orators. They're very, very good speakers. And so I think it is getting popular. Now, where does the HOTEP movement fall in all this? That's, that's the hermetic stuff, right? And so that's that's the stuff where it's like i haven't dealt too much into it but like when they they basically argue which i align more with them but i mean i i don't i'm not of that ilk um they think that the black man itself is god okay uh so like the five five percenters right um which is uh kind of a sect of islam almost like it it comes from that umbrella um where they think

the black man is god so as it really relates to Jewish people in America, the black Hebrew Israelites, they maintain that people that call themselves Jews in America are actually, they've stolen the label and the identity of Jewish people from black people who are one of those 12 tribes. And now they use their power, especially in America. And I guess these most recent things have come to light, they say they use their power in show business to make money and keep black people in. enslaved underneath them is kind of how not not necessarily enslaved but um they control the economic and political factors uh to keep them in the circumstances that they are um more more so

the socioeconomic uh circumstances yeah so that's that's the part that has a lot of people upset and a lot of people in the jewish community are upset that they're uh being labeled as essentially liars and people that have stolen the religion of Judaism and they're being called fake Jews and all the implications that goes along with that with the conspiracy of how they're working together to keep their finances amongst themselves and away from other people such as black people. That's what's upset people about what Kyrie Irving has said. And then they asked Kyrie if he would disavow anti-Semitism. And Kyrie, when he gave his, it wasn't a disavowal of anti-Semitism. What he was saying was, it's impossible for me to be anti-Semitic if you

understand where I come from. And what he was saying with that answer is essentially, I am a Jewish person. And the implication behind. Yeah, I'm the true Jewish. Yeah. That was the implication behind that was him saying, I can't be anti-Semitic because I'm the real Jewish person, unlike the fake imposter jews that have claimed that title in the united states so it was the implication he didn't say that it was it was inferred that was a subtext and you could i mean you could argue you definitely could argue like he didn't say any of that and you'd be right he did not say any of that but the way that he chose to answer the question and how he went out of his way to answer it that way i think it makes it pretty clear what he was going after and so that the nets are in a tough position because

they've got a shitload of Jewish fans don't know if you've checked but there are a lot of Jewish people in New York City and a lot of them are Brooklyn and especially in Brooklyn and a lot of them are Nets fans and so now they've got a sizable part of their market that is like wait your star player just said that

we're liars and that were fake Jews and so now it's like what do the Nets do about that and their owner's Jewish too and the commission of the NBA is also Jewish and so now it's like okay we're in a tough situation so wait Joe Si is Jewish I think he is I might be wrong about that

so they ship Myers Leonard to Oklahoma City yeah which I think is the team with the least amount of Jewish fans so that's what they should say Kerry I'm not sure yeah I don't know the Myers Leonard thing it's like

that's very anti-Semitic what he did but it was also what do you call it like a heated gaming moment is no he said he had no idea what the the slur meant yeah there's it's like two different versions of anti-semitism i think in myers lennon's case it was like the 12-year-old edgy i'm going to scream racial slurs into like my gaming lobby version of anti-semitism which is it's bad it's bad don't get wrong and then karee's version which is like based on uh various forms of disinformation that he's seen, which, like, but the implications of Kyrie's, I think, run way deeper than

Myers-Lennard, who's just being just, like, a shithead racist. What if we put them in a room and made them, like, talk, like, learn from each other? Tape. Like, I think that would be pretty funny. Not funny, but. They should do a podcast. What have we learned? Call a Vulge, run.

That's step seven of Kyrie. So he's suspended for five games. And, oh, they have a roadmap to get him back on the team. Step one, apologize for linking the movie. And Big T, I think I know what you're getting at when you're saying like, why was he spent for posting a link to me?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's very problematic what you just said. That is not what I said. I genuinely did not know what he had done. I was asking. No, because I was going to say, I was going to say it's a, no, you just tried to put some, like, very bad shit on me. I was about to say, it's a fair question to say, like,

I genuinely did not know what he had done. That's fine. All I see is this conversation about Kyrie. I never even saw what started it. It's hard to understand. Get in front of that shit. Yeah, it's hard to understand. No, yeah, you don't put that shit on me.

Okay, that's fine. That's my mistake. But what I am saying is, like, at what point does the NBA have a right to suspend a player or take their contract away or whatever the case may be for something that they post on social media? I don't think that there's like a, that's an evolving question at this point, isn't it? Free speech is $8. So the thing is a lot of this belief system that he has is crazy historical fiction because part of that movie had a part about Hitler like before he shot himself confessing

that he knows that the real Jews are in America and like a whole quotation that they attribute to Hitler. Yeah. That is just like the wildest thing ever. Like the biggest spin zone historical fiction twist that could ever. that could ever happen. Yeah, so the Hitler quote in there the Hitler quote that was in the documentary

was saying that that like Hitler loved black people that's why he was trying to get rid of all the Jewish people. But then also that the Jew, that the Holocaust never even happened. So it's like combating historical inaccuracies. So they can't even get that story straight.

That's wow. But their whole belief system is based, on an interpretation of the Bible. And so, like, I was, I was in Seattle. And I have been watching them for years. And it was my first time running into them. And so I was in Seattle. We was on motorbikes.

I was like, I got to stop and listen to what they're saying. And we ended up talking for, like, 40 minutes. And he was, like, on my side because, like, they like you if your father is a descendant of one of the 12 tribes of Judah, they feel like it's their obligation to, like, save you. So if your father's black, Puerto Rican, uh, African, whatever case may be, the 12 tribes, they're trying to save you. And I just basically argue.

We ended up argued about evolution. And he was saying I was lost and all this other shit. But it was funny for like 40 minutes. It was like funny. But their whole ideology, their whole stick is based on their interpretation, which is why I always argue, like believe what you want. But when you try to, because there's no arguing with them, it's their interpretation of a book that is. it's set in stone it's never changing and once you're there you arguing with the wall yeah i think i would love to see you get into that argument though it was so fun he was like

what the fuck because because uh when my when my shorty came back she's like what the what are you guys talking about though when she pulled up he's like what the fuck is it with you and dolphins that's what he said to me she's like what are you she's like what do you guys talking about i had to So we were talking about Emily. He was, you, Dolphin. Because like,

you love verbally jousting with people. It's like your favorite thing. It's the funnest shit in the world. It's like, it's like sharpening your own sword though, right? Because he might say something that's like, I can't intellectually defend my position. But that wasn't the case.

But he was there because somebody there was gay. And he was like saying, you're an abomination. Like you're, and I was like, and so he ended up saying, I was like, why is homosexuality a bad thing?

And he was saying it's not normal. And I was like, well, define normal. And he was like, it's just not what God wanted. I was like, well, God made animals gay. Plenty of them. Plenty of animals are homosexual. So how is it not normal? And I kept bringing up, he's like, like, what animal?

I was like, dolphins. So I was like, I'm sorry pulled up. He's like, what the fuck is it with you and dolphins? You know what's going to be the greatest spin zone? If there's like a Q&ON, Black History, like crossover? I bet you that there's already some sort of crossover. She's there. No, dog. I'm telling you, bro, that's a great point you bring up because one of the homies, one of my good friends, is like super into this shit. He's like, he's like, hella anti-Semitic, super pro-black. And I keep telling him, I was like, my guy, you're slowly but surely devolving into like a conservative Southern Republican like from 1860. Like, like you don't understand like the shit that you're saying is the exact same rhetoric that they used to say

and some of them still do and like I try to show them like that's a great point you bring up because like it's a lot of the same messaging anti-Jewish anti-homosexual a lot of these a lot of things that we progress past

so to speak they think it's an abomination it's wild that is wild all right so we'll be we'll be staying tuned to what happens to Kyrie in his six-step program to get back into...

Was the 500,000... Did he have to pay that? Or that's just what he did? I don't know. I think him and the owner of the Nets came to the conclusion that they would do that themselves. Oh. I don't know.

I don't think that there was any, like, details on how they arrived at that number. But it's going to be... It's going to be wild, seeing what happens with him. Way more than $8. Yeah, $8. So $8 a month. Elon Musk just did a Twitter space.

And he's actually thinking about turning Twitter into a financial website. So he's got a payment's vision for Twitter where users can link their online bank account to Twitter. Then the company will offer extremely compelling money market accounts to get extremely high yields on balances. And you can add debit cards, et cetera, to that. What is adding your bank account to Twitter do for you? Did you mess the part about how they would offer compelling money market accounts to get extremely high yield on your balances? He's talking about turning Twitter into a bank. Yeah, this guy.

So, Elon is a brilliant guy in some regards. I'm going to say something that's completely speculative. live because I've talked about Elon's like how I think he does a lot of like Adderall and he just his brain goes in a thousand different directions. He never sleeps. And it's been some of his Adderall usage has been documented. I think he's on a lot of drugs. I think I think Elon's fucked up on something because he's got he's a brilliant dude but he's he's like going through a midlife crisis how some people would go through midlife crisis and like I don't know, get divorce and buy a sports car he did that but with twitter and he's i think he wants i don't know

i think there's something up with elon right now um are you are you verified verified or you just verified now uh oh they i saw something about that so that so they put like an official if you pay the eight dollars right oh i don't know i think that some people get verified verified even without paying the $8. So I'm looking at your profile right now. You are not verified, verified, you're just verified. What are you?

I think I'm just verified. I don't think I have official next to my name. Macrodosing isn't even verified, verified. We're not official? No. Barstool Sports is, though. Okay. I'm assuming it's accounts that we're already signed up for Twitter Blue.

That's probably it, yeah. Is what got that. What is Twitter Blue? Twitter Blue gives you 30 seconds to review a tweet before you post it. I think you can edit tweets. And it comes with certain article. Like if you click through Twitter on articles, it gives you free articles. I got it just for the Twitter review thing.

So you don't like I shoot from the hip a lot. I need like an editor. Wait, so you have it? Yeah. Oh, so then we should go to yours to see. I don't think I got it. PFT is not double official. Hell yeah.

Wait, hold on. How do you? Because I'm looking at Barstall's done right now. I just see a regular check. Do I need to update my app or something? You're not even normal verified. Oh, yeah, I didn't. I thought you were. If you go to, like, it's not on the main profile, but if you look at a tweet from Barstall Sports, it has the checkmark next to it.

And then under it, there's like another subtler checkmark and it says verified. Or official. It says official. Yep, don't see it. I'm going to update my shit. And that's the $8 per month that you're going to pay? No, I think that's, I think honestly, I think the Barstall one's been confirmed because they're, Like a gas works directly with Twitter. Yeah, like we have a network. Something that was interesting is I didn't know that Barstool now large media company

has reps that work directly with different social media platforms. Yep. And sort of deal with if we get an account band or something, if some people need to be verified, like they have a direct line to people at meta, Twitter, Snapchat. Those are the people that I work with. Nice. Oh, really? So were you the one that made Hank get verified like a year ago?

no that was unfortunately not my doing okay that was above my pay grade um arian i'm on your profile right now on twitter yeah it says you might like next to arian foster who do you think the three people are that show up for fans of arian foster you also might like hmm i guess it's contingent on the content i interact with on twitter uh if that's the case shit there's probably some bar still shit so it might be you maybe you maybe I do a lot of political activity, so maybe like Bernie or his stand account. No, it's football. It's Darrell Revis, Aaron Rogers, and Mike Vic.

Oh, well, that makes sense. Those are the three. Well, then it's not what I interact with. It's just where on a list. Why I'm verified. Similar to Fino, Andre Johnson, Houston Texans, Ben Tate, DeAndre Hopkins, Connor Barwin, Larry Fitzgerald, Michael Vick, MJD, Chris Johnson. That's pretty good.

Yeah, so, yeah, football. Yeah, it makes it. And then Deshawn Jackson's also on this. He's also a black Hebrew-Israelite guy, isn't he? Yep. To my knowledge, yeah. Yeah, or he at least tweeted or posted something on Instagram a couple years ago. That was like, that was along those lines.

So, yeah, $8, $8 a month. or if you have to if it's $8 to keep your verified badge are you are you going to pay it I don't know I haven't decided that yet I'm probably not just because I'm lazy also I feel like club 999 would be cooler if you weren't verified too that's right tonight is the first ever ladies night in club 999 what does that mean I'm not adding any followers I'm letting the club thin out for a little bit for the rest of the day and then for this evening I'm only letting women into club 999 to smooth out the ratio a little bit.

Welcome to it, girlies. Yep, welcome to the 999. It's a fun club. John Taffer told me that, you know, if you want to have men come to your club, first you have to make women want to come to your club. So they're going to be knocking down the door once they see all these women that are getting it tonight. We're doing bottomless mimoses and we're going to go two for one apple martinis tonight.

Appletis are they? That's why, yeah, that's why we have them on the menu at Club 999. Maybe an espresso martini. And everybody gets a shot when they come in. It's a Ferrari shot. Which is? It's Club 999 exclusive. It's Fernette and Campari.

I don't know what either. And it's just a little mix. It's just a little welcome shot. It's on the house. Thank you. On the house. Even though I'm already in, do I get one? Yeah, no, you've already been.

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when you go to barebottom clothing dot com slash macro dosing billy do you have anything planned for this friday yeah yeah for the holiday what are you doing what's holiday wait what it's veterans day on friday yeah uh oh happy birthday uh oh happy birthday today. Who? The United States Marine Corps. Happy birthday. On the 10th, I believe, is the birthday.

I ran to them one time at our favorite pub, McSorley's. Did you? The entire United States Marine Corps. Wait, there's something? What? Oh. Billy just found a penny behind my ear. I just found a penny behind your ear.

No way. That's wild, Billy. Oh, my God. my god that might have been the cornyest shit i've ever saw life that was that was an incredible trick bill where'd you learn that one magic bro that was so random it is magic welcome welcome to the magic episode of macrodose oh my god you know what the crazy is you planned that shit last night billy hasn't been paying attention this whole time you said we said we said we said we're going to get off topic and this is how i'm going to

bring us back to talk about oh my god I mean I'm sorry great job Billy what did you guys prepare for the magic episode

wait that's what you prepared some magic I came up with a list of my favorite magicians of all time oh word yeah what's number one

teller not pen I'm a teller a guy teller is a sleight of hang king who's number two Penn who's number three

I don't have a number three yeah you didn't actually make a list number three is David Copper field number four christ angel roy roy was roy was a magician i'm going to count him as magician with tigers yeah five sigford six

david bland where's houdini you ain't fucking wait wait wait i he was about to leave houdini off his lydini is a fraud what oh he's a fraud let's talk about it he died doing magic you call that magic that's some low rent ass mat his magic was punch me in the stomach and then I'm going to die.

That's a worst trick of all time. Wait, Big T. Wait a second. Hang on. What's Billy doing? What's Billy doing? Wow, dude. I just found another, I just found him.

Billy just found. It's crazy, Big T, because he actually just found one behind my ear a couple minutes before that. Were you also wearing headphones? Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy.

It's wild. I wish Avery was still in here, so. We should just have people coming in the studio right now and have Billy find pennies behind their ears. Just I go get some people. No, no. It's overplayed. I thought I could get him. So, yeah. You thought you could get me?

Okay, so I was trying to learn some basic magic tricks. Basic. You have to admit he had you going for a second, big team. No, totally. I feel like a card trick would have been a better. I could find a Oh, I know a really dope card trick. I know a really good card trick. I know a decent one. But magic.

Should we just go to the guest? Wait, no, no. What's your magic trick, Aaron? I can't. It has to be in person. When I come back to New York, I got you. Just remind me. That sucks. What do you want me to do, man? I can't say I've got a magic trick and then be like, I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to tell you about it. Can't fucking pressure a magician? What are you talking about? Or you're a magician now? If I know magic by definition that makes me a magician. That's an interesting question. I'm technically a magician. Or do you just become a magician if you know one trick? What's the cutoff? I'm sure there's some certifications to becoming a magician. There can't be. Yes. If you how many magic tricks before one becomes a magician? Do you own a wand? Do you own a wand? I got golf clips. I feel like a wand. You have have a wand, right?

I got, okay, golf clubs, like the, like the sticks. You make a shit up. Houdini didn't have a top hat. I guarantee you Houdini had a top hat. No, he didn't. He had a straight jacket. David Blaine didn't have no top hat. How many trips?

Chris Angel? No, because I think with the modern. He's a mind freak. Yeah, he's a mind freak. We get into that with our guest. But Chris Angel and David Blaine, they definitely had top hats, but they, it's like once you become a magician and you have a top hat

only then can you then disavow and move past the top hat you don't become a magician Fedora Yeah I think I think a fedora could work Or like suspenders Actually a cape

Do you want a cape? I do have a cape actually It's on a It's a I think it's on a Bucky Beaver custom Oh that's nice Yeah We gotta bring capes back

Is that the Buckees mascot? I don't know why it has a cape, actually Bucky's fucking rocks You need a routine No capes No capes No capes No capes

Edna Mold from the Incredibles No capes Get stuck in things I'm going to read this definition of magician Before you put me in a box I'm trying to take away My credibility Your credentials

Yeah Magician An entertainer who is skilled And produce an illusion by Slatterhand deceptive devices etc. Conrader, a person who is skilled

in magic. Sorcerer. I mean, in this particular trick, I'm skilled, magician or sorcerer. Do you ever wonder to yourself like if you could travel

back in time, Aaron, like a thousand years and just like pick something up off the ground and start running around with it? like it was a football, would they think that you were a witch because you were so good at running?

I would be moving way better than anybody at that time for sure. You would, like, blow people's minds if you were like trying to hit somebody with a dead leg and 1,200. Yeah, dude, imagine that. Imagine like going into a market and you just, you steal a loaf of bread and then everybody's trying to tag. And you're doing spin moves on people back in like, back in like the 1100s, people would be like, this person is a witch.

They're a witch. Yeah, that would be lit. Like the dead leg would kill them. Cross over. Oh, cross the shit at somebody. And they'd have them high boots too.

Hell no, they have no chance. No chance. That'd be amazing. Leaving a whole like a whole like trail of destruction of people with break broken ankles. Yeah, that is kind of cool to think that like you do have some,

you have some physical skills that people would actually think that you were like not of this world. would go back in time and perform them. Like, I don't think I have any skills that I could go back in time, like physically. We all do. There's stuff that, like, different chemical reactions. I think we had a discussion about this. How you would prove that you were like from the future.

But I'm saying, like, from physical standpoint, I don't think that I have anything. You're kicking. I bet you people could kick back then, though. Yeah, because you're basically the same size as average men back then, too. Yeah. I'm the same size as average men right now, Aaron. So you'd be like slightly taller You'd be like oh that guy's tall

Yeah I'd be big I'd be big I don't think you'd be big I don't think you Hold on look at this So what would we say in 1100s? Yeah I'm an average male height 1100 look up average male height right now In the world because I think it's like 58

I'm gonna go I'm gonna go 1800s I mean 1100s first okay All right It depends on where you're average male height average male height and 11 I'm not doing this convert version man average male height uh started to go up after the norman conquest of 1066 oh because they were tall as fuck early medieval period heights had increased to 172 centimeters increasing 173

centimeters and 1100s what is that conversion i don't know a 100 is a is a meter wait yeah 100 centimeters is a meter wait you said 140 173 173 that's 68 inches that's 68 inches It's five feet, five feet, feet eight inches, bro. You was regular height back then. No, right now, the average American male is five foot nine. Right now, the average human in the world is five foot six. The average male in the world is five foot six. I'm taller than the average male in the world.

Right. So just above. So like back then, the average height, the 1100s was five feet eight inches. Yeah, without you, you would fit right in. Do you guys ever, have you guys ever heard of the Battle of Stan? Stanford Bridge in 1066? Yeah. This is one.

No, we're making PFT short jokes. I know, but this is, fuck it up. Go ahead. No, no, but like, but like in Northumbria, the Viking forces. So 1066 was like a very like pivotal time in world history. We had England, we had the Saxons, the Normans, and the Vikings. And the Saxons beat the Vikings at the Stanford Bridge and lost the Normans at the battle of Hastings, all in 1066.

and then the Normans took over England but there was a Viking battle axe giants so there were giants back then and he literally the battle stayed from bridge. Defined giant? He was probably like 6'6. Okay. Just like

probably average like NFL tight end size but this dude held back a whole army with a single battle axe and the only way they could kill him was a Saxon's shoulder got into a boat and took a lance and

stabbed him from beneath the bridge and all the Saxons were like five eight dudes like PFTs but this one dude like held off a whole army until they had to basically cheat to kill him he was going berser yeah it was insane you know what I would do I just I just figured out what I would do to go back in time and figure out and show them like I do have a physical skill you know what I would do what I would do this oh oh I would I would grab a loot and I just go Oh shit You'd be like Marty McFly

And back to the future And people would be like Oh this fucking rocks And then somebody else would be like What does rocks mean And the other guy would be like I don't know But this is fucking awesome

And they just rock out And then I'd be as I'd invent rock and roll I got that new sound You've been looking for It's like that What's that Beatles movie yesterday Where the guy goes back

And pretends Or they figure out the Beatles never existed yesterday yep no they said capital back then instead of rocks the guitar didn't get invented until the 16th century I had no idea so I would invent

I could invent a guitar I think you would figure out how to do it I could invent a guitar yeah because they had lutes they had all these other weird instruments I would just tune it differently be like this is a guitar now and this is how you play freebie play wonder wall I was just going to say anyways

here's Wonder War what song if you were to go back to like the year 1200 and you're in some sort of medieval market everybody smells bad there's i don't know rotting meats everywhere what song would you play for them you grab some one song you grab them recorder grab recorder and just start playing hot cross buns i think they already had hot cross buns that was yeah that's like their kind of music i think that was the only song they had bill they'd be like oh i know this one that's the only thing i know to play on a record quarter. Whop? Why?

You play them wop? Would Mr. Brightside hit the same acoustic? I don't think it hit the same acoustic. It'd still be good. I would teach some slob on my knob by

3-6 Mafia. Fucking problem. What's that song? Fucking problem. Or just knuck if you buck. Nuck if you buck. Mo Bamba

fuck shit bitch Thunderstruck and then I just teach them the game Thunderstruck would be good chug some ale yeah Thunderstruck would honestly I would stick with mostly

Oasis songs I feel like Oasis would slap back in the 1200s you do Wonderwall Oasis slabs them now Champaign Supernova don't look back in anger I think if you play don't look back in anger for anybody in the 1100s excuse me bad dog got me sick last week

yeah we all got sick yeah we all got sick thanks bad dog some of us fair better than others shut the fuck up billy just imagines himself to be like this what i'm sick too no you're not yeah he's just he's just he's just he takes hydro hydroclock sequin yeah yeah just the other day billy told me that like i did vegan things from time to time you definitely experimented with veganism in the 90s I've never experimented when I was 14 yeah you're definitely like being weird with it yeah well I probably ate Oreos all day

for one day when I was 14 years old if that counts to be vegan because they're a vegan people forget that's vegan it's definitely vegan so magic back to magic I was saying that I think Houdini might have been a fraud no Houdini is not a fraud why because he literally like he developed all the escapes and the sleight of hand stuff

They said What was his best trick? Escaping Some say that he escaped life Yes By dying Yeah they say that But it was really escaping life

Okay That he didn't really Because people were sad Because he was so famous He got punched in the stomach And died Right but no one like could understand Like

Because he died so young That he really just escaped life He had a great name for a magician do you know what it was based off of no so the originator of sleight of hand type of um type the type of magic that like is an actual matter we're going to just talk about illusionism today which is more like magic people practice and make the illusion like it's magic but you can't really see it like sleight of hand um card tricks uh going off of cues so the guy who really pioneered this was a guy named john jean eugene eugene

Robert Houdin who had a magic theater in Paris in 1845 he was the guy who was like one of the first illusionists and inspired Houdini who took his stage name Houdin and just made it Houdini

Interesting Yeah and he was So when I think of Houdini I think of handcuffs Yeah I think of a guy that is good at Like you said being an escape guy Yeah

What are the different methods of escaping? Well, there's tons. Straight jacket. Do you know how to get out of a straight jacket? I actually was looking at a straight jacket. He was, because Houdini was awesome at straight jacket.

Yeah. I feel like straight jackets were massive, like 100 to 50 years ago. And then no one really, we don't really use straight jackets that much anymore, do we? Because I think Houdini proved that they were kind of mid. Yeah. It was kind of like a Chinese, Chinese handcuff.

Yeah, the finger trap thing. Yeah. So I think what Houdini, realized, because I saw a video of a guy recently getting out of one, he was a professor, and they're all just belt buckles that are buckling them in. Yeah. So what he would do is

he would dislocate his shoulders, or he was very flexible, where he was able to, um, when they were putting the straight jacket on, he'd press out. So then when they locked it, he then had a lot of loose fabric to work with and then could

stick his arms farther apart and then undo the buckle through sort of like reverse like instead of struggling against it just going with it and then undoing it huh so how did how did houdini decide that he wanted to be a magician i've always been fascinated about that about like how how people decide to go into these weird weird crafts capitalism they had to figure out a way to make money yeah to just yeah and so we just would perform for people yeah that's how a lot of it started a lot of the traveling shows in medieval times you'd have guys being like if you know guess where the ball like guess where the ball is

so I actually brought three cups oh this is gonna be good I'm so good at these this is gonna be oh mad dog like in real life or you're talking about like on the jumbo tron both I'm I'm I think I've undefeated when it comes to the jumbo ton cup game mad dog join join check this out do you know yeah Matt dog should do it yeah okay ready yeah we're gonna do from over here Matt dog do you have the camera on Billy I do Move the golden calf that Big Tee's worshipped. The false idol. Stop.

Big T would not want to worship it. Okay. Good one, Billy. Show me, show me, are you putting that dice under one of them? Yes, this is already doing the dice. Okay. Okay, ready? It's must watch on YouTube.

I'm to stand up. Okay. Billy's magic trick. Where'd you put it? What? Nereated. I didn't see where you put it. Okay, so here we go.

Billy's got the dice out on the table. on the table. He's got three cups and it's under one of the cups. But this isn't where we're doing it right now. Just showing you it's on the table. Okay. Okay. Yep.

Okay, there's a dice right there. You're washing it? You didn't put it under the cup again. I just saw you do that. He's doing slight of hand mad dog. Okay, ready? Wait, Billy, do it again. I want a fair.

It's not very slight though. Yeah, and I saw it. He's got the hand part down. Mm-hmm. Some would argue slight is the more difficult half. Yeah, but that's what they would do. That's what they would do Is they would put

They'd put down the cup in front of it And then pick it up with their hand And then they'd move it around You're not doing a good job though I know because I'm not good at the sleight of hand He's not a magician yet He's not a magician I was given two days to master

Okay no try it for actual Okay actually real so it's in the middle Ready I've actually forgotten Which one is in I haven't I got it I got too you can also hear it I can't hear it though so Erin if you get this it's more impressive because you're not here

how long is Billy gonna keep mixing this up as long as he can okay I know which one I got I got the one all the way on the right all the way on the right on my right no that's left that one yep yep PFT Yep, sleigh. All right. Now, Billy, wait. Now that we all got it right. Now do the sled to handle it.

I want to see if you can pull it off. Okay. Okay. So Billy's putting the dice on the table. Should we close our eyes for a second? No, I think that would be... That gives him the advantage. Yes.

Okay. So I think it's like this. Okay. And then you slip it out and take it away. That, but that's... Dude, I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. Pinch it between here, bro.

Pinch it between. here like you're trying to grab it so so so grab the base of the cup grab the base of the cup and then pinch the dice with here yeah there you go this is great pocket anyway I'm I'm a magician

this is a must watch this is a must watch out so can we can we cut to let the magician guy do the magic well no I want to talk more about our favorite magicians over the years Houdini was pretty cool Houdini escape artist I just like Teller because teller is really good at sleight of hand

and that that fascinates to be dudes that are really sick at that sleight of hand are uh they're just very interesting to me because it it's all about practice they've practiced these tiny little things thousands and thousands and thousands of hours to be able to just like make it look like they're holding something in their hand but it's actually in their other hand i used to love that show i forget what it was called it's like how they did it and the show that would un like you could see how the magicians always figured out their tricks i would eat that shit up the dude with the crazy face paint. Yep. The masked magician. The mask magician was that was before their time. That's the one that got me PFT. Is that the guy would he is that he would like tell you how to do to the tricks? Magic secrets. Yeah. He had like

a black mask on with him. He was like super fucking that was fired. Yeah. That show made me so mad though watching it because the tricks are always like well you guys are just cheating. Yeah. You get upset because it's not actually magic that happens it's like well this is a special case

and there's a mirror that they bring out and he put like another hole in the ground they bring something else up it's like well no shit you can do it that way that's like movie magic yeah the one do yeah the one that was like super i was like i'm not watching this shit anymore was when he he made a tank disappear and like yeah he showed the behind the scenes and it's like literally everybody just running to the next part of the building yeah the entire crowd isn't on it yeah so my favorite magician uh of all time is james randy James Randy RIP was a magician. And the reason why I like it was I wasn't like impressed with the magic, right?

But what he did was fucking fire, dog. What he did was so he was a magician, but he realized that there was like a lot of con artists in magicians. Right. So like a lot of people would like he would con people, they would call people like on streets. Like so never do magic in the street with people would bet money on it. Right. Like this is when it goes from like magic to like a hustle. and so and so what he did was he realized there was a lot of con artists in magic so um

uh paranormal people uh mediums uh like all that kind of televangelists all that kind of stuff he started to out them and he started to like publicly say you guys are full of shit and so he started to challenge them he's like all you guys bring them on a show so he used to go like um talk shows and he used to call them out like you bet you can't do magic under these conditions. And then he had an open challenge. He said, I got a million dollars if you can prove it, you can talk to the dead, if you can

do magic, if you can do any of these kind of things or you can heal the sick or whatever. If you could do it under my specific conditions, then I'll give you a million dollars. And nobody ever met the challenge because they're awful as shit. I've seen that guy before. I'm looking him up right now. He was the one that used to like, yeah, he would challenge people like John Edwards

to prove that they're able to bend spoons there was this one dude was it Yuri Geller the guy that used to be able to bend spoons with his mind and this guy was like I bet you a million dollars that you won't be able to do it

in front of my face and what I like about what this dude did it's kind of similar to what Penn and Teller did on their show bullshit which is they just they and I encourage everybody to go out there and watch the old episodes of bullshit I think they're available on on YouTube

You can just pull them up and watch them for free. It was on Showtime for a couple seasons. And they just, like, debunk all sorts of crazy things that people believed in. So it's, I like that type of thing where they see charlatans and they call them out. Like, I challenge you to prove me wrong about this. Yeah. Because magic is fun, right? So, like, I kind of regularly get magicians to come to my house and perform for my kids.

Because it's, it's, it's, it's, I just think that that awe in the world is, it's missing. You know what I mean? Like it's very, it's very, it's hard, it's hard, it's hard to get awed in real life because, because our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, we're so readily available with all this information. And, and, and, and that awe just doesn't happen in real life anymore. But when you see kids believe that something is magical has happened, it's one of the most inspiring things I love that I've seen. Yeah, it's fire.

How frequently do you get magicians to just come to your house? I don't know why I said, it's like once a year. Like once every like six months? Yeah, for like, it's like once a year. So like for like one of my kids' birthdays or something like that, I'll get a magician to come over. But that's, I feel like that's one of those things where if you end up making a lot of money in life,

you can do stuff just like have a magician come to your house once a week. Like once a month. Like your kids are like having a sleepover. It's like, hey, someone's going to come by and do magic for you guys. That's going to be your entertainment for the next hour. And then, like, next week at eight, I got a petting zoo that's coming by. Yeah. That's lit.

That's a good use of money. It's making memories. You know what's crazy, though? That feeling of awe that we're talking about, you used to get people killed. Like, basically, what the fuck is that? Yeah. So basically, one of the first magic books that explained how to do, like, some of the, remember when we were reading The Art of War?

Yeah. And we were like, some of the shit's pretty goddamn. obvious like if you have more soldiers than the other team like attack sidebar sidebar i'm gonna let you say i want us to go back to reading the book and talking about but that was just such a bad first one that but i feel like we we could get a better subject matter but go ahead so i'm sorry yeah yeah uh but basically they explained a lot of these little tricks with like the slight of hands the coin appearing from someone's ear um in this book called the discovery of witchcraft in

that was published in 1584. It was created by Reginald Scott to stop people from being killed for witchcraft. So they basically had to explain like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not really magic. They're just doing a little trick.

Stop killing these magicians. Like, I actually think, if you probably look out there, there are people who, like, think magicians are like a persecuted people. Because at a time, they were persecuted. But I bet there's some magician who takes these,

job way too seriously. He was like, yeah, man, like magicians have been persecuted for thousands of years. Because they were getting burned at the stake. And, you know, a lot of these traveling carnies, like precursors to carnies. You would freak people out that would have limited worldviews that would have never had an experience like that before. You think there's closed minded people now? Like, think about rolling up to some town and some valley that's like an agricultural society that goes to church every day and you're like doing tricks on them and they just get freaked out. It's like, this man stole my pen. He's like, no, no, no, it's here. Yeah, where did you make the pen appear from? Yeah, you made my pen disappear. This man has stolen,

has moved my calf to the other side of the road. I remember when David Copperfield did that with the space shuttle. I think he made, uh, he made the Statue of Liberty disappear. Yeah, that's fucked up. He also, he also moved to space shuttle, I think, but I think that's one of the ones where, was just the audience was on the trick and they all pretended to be to like play along with it. Penn and Teller caught bullets. Yeah. Oh, the bullet trick. That's another

one that is, it's very dangerous. So some magic tricks, these are the magicians that I respect. The ones that do like dangerous shit, that if you don't do it correctly, it could end up significantly hurting or killing you.

And the bullet trick is one of those. If you've never see the bullet trick, I think it's my favorite magic trick of all time, you take a gun, you ask somebody in the audience to initial on the bullet itself. And then you ask that person to also initial on the casing for the bullet. You put it in the revolver. They watch you put in the revolver. You go on stage. You stand across the stage from your magician friend. The two of you never have any contact. You never come to meet each other in the center of the stage you're on opposite sides the entire time you lift up the gun you shoot it at the person's head and they catch the bullet in their mouth they take it out of

their mouth it's got the initials on it and then they examine the cartridge that's inside the revolver and that has the guys initials on it as well and there's a way that they do it when they pack the bullet in they load it in where there's magnets involved and extracting the bullet at like very very subtly at the last second but there's also a chance that the bullet doesn't get pulled out all the way and people have died doing this trick and Penn and Teller did it

I think they showed exactly how they did it as well but that's a type of magic that's like okay that's dangerous I respect that though you have to have precision and training and you have to like be dedicated to your craft like that's

the same like David Blaine when he like stayed in that glass box for like 11 days or something like that yeah like as dedicated it has nothing to do with magic and just like all willpower and and and dedication to the craft like it's insane shit dog yeah like meditation yeah did he poop while he was in that box I don't know I think he had a bag oh really he was like pooping into a bag I don't know the sawing woman in half a trick Yeah, well, I was always a woman. Because it's a brave, no brave woman.

The male gaze. Well, well-behaved women rarely make history. That's why I'm voting for Kerry Lake for governor. So, Houdin, the French magician Houdin, Houdini's, like, inspiration was the big guy. Basically, a lot of people actually died doing this trick because people would try it and really messed up badly. But it has to do with two women in two different boxes. Okay. And basically it would be, if you notice there's sometimes two women dressed exactly the same.

Yep. One woman would just be on the other end of the box, crunched up. And then the other woman who climbs into the box would just crunch her feet up. And it was really two boxes. It's fucked up. Yeah. We do have some breaking news right here. This is from James Tapper, one of, I think he's one of your favorites, Big Tee.

Jake Tapper? Jake Tapper, yeah. Oh, he follows me on Twitter. That's nice. Not official, though. Jake Tapper says Trump has threatened DeSantis. If he runs, he runs. If he did run, I will tell you things about him that won't be very flattering.

I know more about him than anybody other than perhaps his wife who is really running his campaign. Yeah, see, this one I'm saying. The gloves are coming off. I don't think, I don't think. Whatever. We got a long time. Yeah, I don't think DeSantis, like, do you think he's afraid of Trump? No, but I also could see him realizing it could be in his best interest to just wait a few more years and then he's for sure the nominee.

So I don't know. Yeah. His wife is, is that meant to be like, you know, your wife's running your campaign. Like, I guess. Homie, get your girl in check. Yeah, probably. I don't know. We got a long time.

We do. Okay, sorry, back to, back to magic. You guys have any other favorite magic tricks? Yo, David Blaine held his breath for 17 minutes, though. That's real. That's fucking crazy. How long can you hold your breath? Ready, set, go.

Okay, so I'm going narrate while these two dudes hold their breath. Billy was pointing at PFT for some reason I don't know why Nobody's nobody's timing though You guys didn't you gotta I'm timing them I'm timing them Okay because they just They just held their breath in the middle of my sentence

And I didn't know what the fuck was going on Oh I stopped I didn't know what we were going for I asked how long can you hold your breath Now I guess they You took that shit literally We're at almost a minute

No way we're at 45 seconds I mean they're not that long I think they're breathing I think so too they're absolutely breathing Billy for sure is you know you don't need to do that

by the way you can just hold your breath you don't have to no but he would we would think he's cheating if he wasn't no P of T is it he's breathing he's breathing he was breathing that that's breathing

that's breathing it's exhaling why aren't you out of breath right now because I was calming shit because you were breathing no that's not hold your nose I swear you didn't hold your nose I didn't breathe at all I was exhaling you were a slight a hand breathing I was exhaling look I was actually not breathing and I'm out of breath you're not out of breath

Billy I don't know why you're acting like that I'm sorry I have better lung capacity no you don't I just literally proved it right now anyway PFT was cheating it's fine nah this that's wild Billy that I just beat the shit out of you no you didn't you were cheating I could

everyone knew your breathing what are you talking about I mean are you holding your breath right now no I did it the when you started slamming your hand I was like you see breathing right now I was not I once said we should have a competition to when I'm in studio I do I do it all the time

with my kids because I have kids and I can get to about 130 I just wiped the floor with Billy. No, you did. And that breath. Billy, you were so delusional that any time somebody beats you in a physical competition, you immediately are like, this person's the biggest cheater of all time. Mad dog.

Was he not breathing? Did you not say he was breathing? They don't know. They weren't next to me. I wasn't breathing, you weird. You were breathing. You were exhaling. I'm not even, I'm not even dignifying Billy with any more.

I've done 15 yards underwater. Oh, holy shit. Two laps of a pool. That's wild. It's pretty. It's pretty. Good job. Because that's what the Navy SEALs have to do.

Oh, yeah, you're basically a Navy SEAL. I know, but I was training in middle school because I wanted to complete all of the feats. And I once did two laps in a pool, underwater. I got out of the pool, passed out. The lifeguards got so pissed in me because they're like, why would you make us actually have to do a save? Because you want to do Steve's true. Because you probably want to make out with the lifeguard. They were dudes.

Yeah. That's what I said. But it like, that wasn't the. Okay. Well, you might have done that when you were in middle school, but approximately two. minutes ago, I just beat you badly in a breath-holding contest. That is not even true at all. You didn't hold your breath.

What are you talking about? Mad Dogg saw you. Mad Dog doesn't know she was across the room. Matt, why are you taking his side when you were accused? He pays my bills. Okay, yeah. I ex-a-billy, I exhaled. I did, and you could hear it when I went up to the mic and I go,

this is, this is, that's the sound of air coming out. I'm ready to move on. Yeah, I know you, I know you, I know you are. I know you are because you're ashamed that you just. I just got beaten by 37-year-old. You want to go round two? Who has better lung capacity than you do. You want to go round two?

I don't need to. I just beat you. You did not. I just beat you. Billy always gets so confused when I take PFT side in arguments. One, because he's right a lot. Two, because PFT is the reason I can pay my rent. Well, also, too, because Billy's wrong a lot.

Just got to 104. You, I believe that. You were just holding your breath right there? Yeah. I might do it the rest of the show. just see if I can top it just keep beating the record let's go to the interview

until you pass out no Billy yeah maybe no Billy let's not go to the interview let's go to the interview wait I want a time to shit all right all right hold us stop stop stop let's all start at the same time

PFT stop you're not getting extra credit you're just ruining the okay let's all start at the same time I've got to stopwatch We're all we got to cut this part out Or at least fast forwarded on YouTube Nobody's gonna watch us hold our breath for a minute

Okay I fast forward a minute And what we'll do is we'll put in Arian's trick-or-treat song with his kids All right ready Three or just another random Hold on hold on hold on I can do breath hold on

Three Two one start I'm not doing it you know I was the funny

shit I've ever part to the game I can't do it now I said I laughed look I had blood drawn this morning

I can't be holding my breath like that I feel like that's unhealthy oh well they're not talking ariad um

I saw a TikTok of you last night and it was like NFL players that I hope never get forgotten and it's like you know one of those where it's like what are they up to now so I commented on it and I was just like oh I work for him like I work for Harry and Foster he's doing great with with yeah but I think I said I work for his podcast and I was like I added macrodosing and I was like he's doing great by the way as if anyone's as if anyone's reading I had like 30,000 likes also like, oh, I work for Aries Foster, and everyone was like, it was like, you know, you, Golden Tate, like, there was other people on it.

And I was like, oh, I specifically work for Arian Foster and no one else. Nice. That's dope. That's dope though that people, people do that every now and then. 109 beat the old record. I was making sure that people weren't forgetting you. I appreciate you. Yeah, but that was funny.

I think I took too big of a breath to start. Yeah, sometimes it doesn't know. Because it was like It hurts Yeah Yeah And I could feel the All right

I'm done with this one You got to about 130 Billy's about Why do you act like that Whenever you're done Yeah Billy That's not like

It's concerning to me That you get That out of breath Like I'm fine again It should be like One exhale No my

Do you believe me Now that I beat you The first time I You almost literally died Trying to beat me That yeah Because I care

And I'm I'm fine right now I can I wholeheartedly believe Billy would have passed out trying to be. Yeah, that's why I started to breathe because I was like Billy's going to die. Oh, yeah, that's your excuse. All right. Well, we're one in one.

I mean, you all know, unless you want you want a tie. I mean, what? Got to go one more. That's how we'll close the show. That's how we'll close the show. That's how we'll close the show. And then we'll save it. Save it, save it from the end.

I packed a Zen and it's not good for the heart rate. No, here we go. Here we go with the excuses. After I beat you. Here we go with the excuses. All right. All right. Let's get to O's Pearlman, the mentalist, the expert in mentalism. He's brought to you by Ridge Wallet. You know what's not a good trick? When people walk next to you with RFID readers and they try to scan all your stuff, it's a bad trick. Fortunately, Ridge Wallet is made with RFID blocking technology. It protects you from digital pickpocketers. The Ridge Wallet is an ultra slim minimalist wallet. It holds up to 12 cards plus room for cash. There's over 3,000. 30 colors and styles, including carbon fiber and burnt titanium.

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Protect your stuff with Ridge Wallet. And now here's O's Perlman. Yeah. All right, we about good to go here? Hold on. Before we do it, one thing, I want to get Big T. I want you do me one favor, just before we kick this off. Like this, he's taking control the room.

Yeah, before we start, I want you to think of somebody. We're going to revisit this in a moment, but this could be a tough one. because nobody knows anybody's fucking birthday without Facebook. Think of somebody that if you were having a birthday party, you would invite to your birthday. Take a moment. Think about a couple different people. And I want to do this beforehand because we're going to,

I'm going to tag back to this, but I want you to think about this. Have you got somebody in mind right now? Yeah. Is it anybody in this room? No. Ouch. Do this. Here.

I'm going to leave the room. Do this before we. Actually, you know what? Am I going to be on a lave or no? No, we're going to just use that mic right there. Can he, if he leaves a room and comes back during the thing, we can do that, right? Yeah, we'll do this later. I'll revisit this.

I don't know if he couldn't leave the room. Uh-huh. Then you'll see what I mean later. All right, we'll come back. He's good. This guy's good. And Billy, Billy's got somebody in mind, right? Billy's, yeah.

He's looking at me like, I have no chance. All right. You've heard us already introduced this interview. Let's just keep all of that that we just did. This is O's Perlman. He is a mentalist. Are you the mentalist? Are you a mentalist?

I'm a mentalist, I guess The mentalist was on TV He was like Australian and way more handsome than me But I'm a mentalist for sure You've seen him on Sunday countdown Adam Schaefter's in love with you Dude Adam's the man You know what I was on Monday night

Last night Yeah so what did you do on Monday night football So it was a rear I did something for the Ravens Which is crazy man We got Lamar Jackson involved Freaked out this guy Marcus Peters It was a lot going on

It was just freaked out the whole team So how many NFL teams Have you performed your mentalism Is that the right way to say? Totally. How many teams have you performed mentalism for? So this season, I went to three teams training camps. We did the Ravens. We did the Seahawks, which went crazy viral. I hacked. I had D.K. Metcalf's phone. I never seen somebody grab a phone so fast back.

And then I'm doing the, I was like, what's on that phone, D.K.? I did Brady and the Bucks. So I was with the Buccaneers, too. That hasn't aired yet. They're going to drop that. I think they're waiting for that season to get better to improve for the bucks. That makes sense. Okay. So who's the one person that you freaked out the most? out of that whole group yeah man I don't know coach Pete Carroll

was something he was awesome dude he's been doing interviews about me I don't know if you've seen this but he literally mid season and he keeps talking

about me in interviews so we had a good rapport um dude it was it was it's a tough one how did that get started like I think Brady was pretty freaked out man Brady you're going to see

some footage where Brady's just like just like holding his head doesn't know what's going on uh it was good crowd football guys are good how did that get started where you became like the mentalist guy

for football team You know, it was all Adam Schaefter, man, all huge shout out, all the props to Adam. Adam and I have known each other for years. I did something for ESPN years ago where I went on and this is a really funny story where in Connecticut like five years ago, there was this snowpocalypse. Literally it starts snowing. They closed down the state of Connecticut. Yeah. I went there in the morning and I did Mike and I did that show. And dude, it went crazy. I mean, just went insane. I come back and they're like, can't go anywhere. Nobody can leave. Nobody can drive until 7 p.m. So I get called back. Sports Center calls me. They're like, dude, dude, We don't know what you just did a Mike and Mike. Can you come back to do ours? And I'm like, yeah, when? And they're like, in 24 minutes. I'm at the hotel, man. I'm like, oh, I run upstairs.

I put a shirt, tie, switch suits. I'm back there on the way there. I'm like figuring out what am I going to do. And then I end up doing six shows that day because they couldn't get guests. Nobody was there. So, like, dude, can you do more crazy stuff? Yeah, you did like eight hours of just straight up your act. Dude, it's like if you just like literally handcuffed me at bar still and you do every pod right now.

That's exactly what happened. I was on ESPN that day. So many times. showed me every hour. And I did this one trick. I'm known for it where I cut out a silhouette of a celebrity. Like you think of somebody famous. I cut out their face and I cut out LeBron's face. And dude, LeBron was watching that and he kept seeing me on ESPN. LeBron goes on Twitter and he's like, dude, who is this guy owes Perlman? He's on more than I am today on ESPN. It was amazing. That's great. What was Greenie like?

What's that? Greenie's awesome, dude. Yeah, he's great. And it was Trey, it was actually Trey Wingo and Mike and it was Mike Olegs. It was a good crowd, man. They're awesome. A lot of fun. Those guys are very skeptical. Jay Williams there, dude, Jay was great. Everybody there is skeptical, but once you win them over, they just let loose, like a cannon fires. They go crazy.

I'm letting you know you have not encountered a mind like Big T's before. Big T prides himself on being on, what's the word you would use? Like, your brain is impregnable, right? That's fair. This is different. I've always said, like, hypnotists, so you can never get me with a hypnotist. Obviously, you're very different. Super.

So I'm very curious to see what we do today. So what is mentalism? Mentalism is kind of like magic because this is not a supernatural power. This is not like I'm a superhero or psychic or any of that. I think anybody could learn this. It's just a matter how good you could get. So instead of magic where if you had a deck of cards, you know, you pick a card, you put it back.

You know I'm doing something sneaky, right? You know I'm finding that card somehow. You don't know how, but it's still amazing. It's a wow moment. I love magic. But mentalism is I don't need a deck cards. anymore. I just know what card you're going to pick. So I kind of reverse engineer the mind and I get rid of the props. Like I show up here and you saw I got I've got nothing. You're like,

where's the tricks? No tricks. I'm the show. So I can do a show anywhere. I could be in my bathing suit. Suddenly I'm like, get your phone. You think of this. You think of that. Get a book off the shelf. You know, I can do a show for an hour with a thousand people naked. You wouldn't want to see that. You know what I mean? But it could be done. I see that you've got a wedding ring on. I would imagine that you could use this power for evil as well as not anymore i'm now the ultimate wingman uh yeah my wife is the one person i have no idea what she's thinking anytime i'm like am i in trouble right now uh how so described to me what would your wingman technique be oh my god like you mean my wingman at the bar like i had one friend

like kind of would call him the last the mohicans who was the last single dude in my group because i'm older than you guys i'm already married i got three kids but dude back in the day everyone's like get me to the bar they're like dude start freaking them out and they would just bring me over like show and tell i come up to like five girls and And then I extricate and they're like, oh, my God, that was amazing. And I'm like, meet my friend, Big T. And they're like, hello. Hell yeah.

Yeah. Big T is like, I like where this is going. Uh, all right. So, no, I can, you know, there's one thing that translates in every language. You could be anywhere in the world. You don't know this person. They could be absolutely different from you, different politics, different everything. If you blow their mind, they like you.

So it's one of those things where astonishment transcends language. I've performed in, I don't know, I think like over 45 countries. I've been in places where literally we can't communicate. I can't, you don't know what I'm saying, nothing, but I can do something incredible right in that moment and you freak out and it could be magic or mind reading. Mind reading's harder to do if you don't speak the language

because so much of it is I got to watch your face and how you react, but there are things I can do that have nothing to do with language. I just show in like in Bali for these Japanese people, they didn't speak a lick of English and it blew them away. We were able to do a lot of cool stuff.

We got to get you in a room with Putin. Oh man, I'd be making somebody disappear. You know what I'm saying? You could talk them down. Yeah, like if you, that's how Russ Button did his thing, right? Like, he basically got in close with the czar, made him think that he was the only person that they could trust. This guy's magic.

This guy could see the future, whatever. Right. And then he could, you could influence rule of affairs. So dude, they had a story about with Hitler where he had a guy who was like his go to, uh, I want to almost say mentalist was kind of like a psychic, but that guy was just doing tricks. Like he was in that, that saved him through the war. That dude was Jewish. I'm Jewish.

And like, this guy survived the Holocaust because he did, they didn't know it. And then like he, you know, made himself indispensable. Yeah. Hey, yeah, Hiller, just, just just pull this trigger. Everything will be better. Yeah, good job at the end there for that guy. Seriously. Anybody have any questions for O's before we? Dude, I want to hear the name of the podcast. Macrodose. That's a great name. Yeah. So, Aaron Foster's usually on the show. He played in the NFL for a few years. He was pretty good, had decent hands. And so he's, he's a big part of the show. So we started about two years ago. And then it's kind of grown since then. Take it off. We talk about conspiracies. We talk about. Uh, things like magic, things like, uh, I love the UFO stuff, man, UAPs. I've been watching that stuff endlessly the last three, four years. They're real. Dude, I, 100% they're real. What do you mean?

It's indisputable. It's funny because I, what are they? I used to make fun of Tom DeLong, the guitar player for Blink 182, when he left the band to try to find UFOs. And it turns out that he was right. Right. And he actually is the one that got the Navy to declassify all this stuff. It's like, well, that's, okay, I guess maybe sometimes I can be a little closed

minded. So I apologize to Tom DeLong. But yeah, we, uh, we talk about a lot of which Billy loves the, uh, the cryptids like the, the bigfoots, the Yeties. We also like to blow people's minds. We like to macrodose knowledge that just like really gets people thinking. That's, that's, I think the best way to describe it. Billy Macrodose is facts. So when did you, when did you get started with, like, what was the first time that you ever did a trick or whatever you want to call? So I started with magic tricks. So kind of think of it as like building blocks. Like if you're going to go. go be a doctor. You got to do pre-med. You got to be good at science. You got to do this. And then if

you want to be a plastic surgeon, you've got more years. It's kind of like, I'm like the plastic surgeon of magic is what I described. That's a great reference to you. I like, your mom, when you quit your job on Wall Street to be like a mentalist and she's like, what do you mean? So I'm like, I'm like a plastic surgeon now, mom. But anyway, uh, it's, there's not that many mentalists. So when you ask me like, am I a mentalist or the mentalist, honestly, for certain fields of what I do, I am kind of the go to guy. You know, we kind of invent stuff. there are others but there's not a lot of us versus magicians there's thousands mentalists who are really doing a lot of stuff on TV and like how many household names could you name not many

man there's like a slot like everyone knows Blaine everyone knows David Cowfield if you're a certain age Chris Angel but with mentalists there's that open slot like who's going to be the guy that everybody knows in this country so I'm working on that what's the difference between a mentalist and a mind freak so mind freak was kind of like it's a great term that he coined man but his was more, it's more magic. It's more stunts, magic driven. I can do card tricks for you until you're blue in the face, but that's not my skill set. There's people that are better at card tricks than me.

Reading people is what I can do. Like reading, knowing how you think, reverse engineering the mind. I started doing this as a teenager, but I started with more like magic tricks. And at a certain point, I didn't need to do the tricks anymore because like the tricks were like a crutch. Like, oh, man, because think about this, a trick always works, right? If you sit in front of the mirror and you practice the move over and over and you get in front of an audience, it's going to work. But if I tell somebody, you know, think of a color right now or think of a number or think of like a player that's played some sort of sport, how the hell could I get, how could that work every time, man? I'm telling you, it doesn't. So the people that try this, they mess up a lot. And most people can't get through that messing up because it's like it's embarrassing. You got to have thick skin. And if you get through that hard part, that's where, you know, you get better and better. So have you ever screwed up big time? Dude, so many times. If I was never screwing up, then I'm not getting any better. Does that make sense? But you got to know when to screw up. You want to screw up on the small stage, not the big. stage. Yeah. So where do you go to try out your new material? Uh, something. Like a nursing home

and you're like, they won't remember this. They don't remember anything. Uh, uh, no, I mean, I do it at shows, but like you, you insert it. You know what? It's kind of like if I give my kid like medicine that taste bad, you want to put something sweet and delicious with it. So I'll immediately have something that's going to be amazing. So if something goes wrong, something goes right, right after. Like I sneak in it. I'm never going to go on, you know, ESPN and do a four minute TV clip on Monday football. 12 million people are watching and do something that's not my A game. But even on those shows. is kind of what I'm known for in my industry is all do stuff that's risky as hell.

And my, like, my colleagues, people know how I'm doing this. Like, dude, this could go wrong. Like, this go wrong a million ways. You sure you want to do that on live TV? And I'm like, hell yeah, because no risk, no reward. This is not, I don't like swing for singles. When I go on TV and when I do some of these big things, I'm going walk off home run. Like, that's how you get known.

You do stuff that's risky and people can feel it. You know if you're doing something safe. D.K. McCaff in his own weird way, he's a swing for singles guy. Yeah. Really? Have you ever applied any of your skills to anything else like poker? So the problem with my skills is like you always think if you could do that, why can't you just go kill it at poker? Because you'll know everybody's tells and you know this. But here's the thing.

When I'm doing my show, I'm the director. Think if you're making a movie, the director always points the camera what they want. So like if I want to read you with cards, I need to go through a series of questions. That seems like I'm just doing it. But I need to watch you do certain things in a certain way. And I'm directing it. And at a poker table, no one's going to be like, do me here, look at your card again, look at me. Okay, think red, black.

Okay, to look at your next card. Like, people can be like, I'm not going to do that. So they can't, a lot of my advantage is neutralized because I'm not the one calling the shots. Do you find that people who are more resistant to kind of the controlling aspect don't really do exactly what you say? Are they harder to trick because they're less giving into the whole sort of. Totally. Yeah. So if I'm doing a show, my job is to find the people that are the most open, most fun.

You know what I mean? It's kind of like anything. Think of sales. If you come up to somebody and they don't want to buy what you're saying. selling, you're not going to sell them that thing. So what's your job? If you're a good salesperson, make them comfortable with you, build rapport because everybody in their mind is worried about something. Like, is this guy crazy? Is he want my money? What's he trying to do? Is he going to make me look embarrassed? All of those questions are like resistance, right? How do you break down that

resistance slowly but surely? And at the end, if you do it right, they want you, like I have people that at the start of the shore like, dude, I'm not into this. And by the end, they're begging me to be in the show. Like Big T. No, I know you. Yeah. I can tell Big T. He's got like, like a crack in his armor right now. He's itching baby. Usually when he's a big, he's got that face on most of the time. But when you talk to him or you say his name, he just lights up. I have no idea what's

going to happen, but whatever it is, I want it to like work. Yeah. Like I... You're open. Yes. And that's Rudy, that's Mad Dog. That's Avery, by the way, is a huge fan of yours. Wow. He saw you on TV and he was like, we got to get this guy in this studio. Yeah, it happened so fast. Yep.

Wow. This guy's good. That's a show, baby. Drop them. Mike, done. That's it. You just got macro jokes. I know you left Wall Street to pursue mentalism. Yeah. Did you use any of your skills in your job fully?

But a lot of skills I'm using are like you think the skills are just like reading people's minds. But so much of what the skills are that apply to life are kind of like, I don't want to call them soft social skills, but knowing how to read a room, right? Reading body language. If you're in a room and your boss is pissed at you or like you're having trouble with colleagues, how do you get rid of resistance? How do you, like, win people over? And the way I've won people over just happens to be a product I'm selling, which is mind reading, right? Like, I like to think myself as somebody who's a pretty savvy business person who happens to have this unique skill, which is a hard skill to sell. Like, think about it, if you told me you could read minds, I'm like, what are you going to do with that?

But I've kind of carved out a niche with it. But I think a lot of the skills I've used were kind of, I wasn't looking to climb the ladder at my job. But I made it so that all the people that were important in my world liked me and kind of like, it worked out well, I end up doing a show for the CEO of my company when I worked at Maryland. Lynch. And dude, I did a trick. This was a magic trick. Back in the day, I knew as much mentalism, but I took $5 bills. I snapped my fingers. Bam, they're five hundreds. And this dude's like, whoa. And he didn't know I worked for the company. He thought I was a professional. He didn't know I was like, you know, doing this as a side hustle. He's like, yo, we got to get you working here. And I'm like, dude, I do work here. He's like, what do you mean? He's like,

let's just lock this guy in a room and have him make more money. This is like right before the Great Recession. It's like, we'll get out of this. And so he couldn't believe it. The guy literally says, like, because I throw off some acronym. I'm like, dude, I work in your GTS department at 95 Marine he's like and he's Australian he goes what the hell you're doing working here mate exact work like I can visualize this guy's face going what the hell you're doing working here mate this is the CEO he's like my boss's boss's boss like I'm 21 I'm 22 and I like had a switch click in my mind I'm like what am I doing working here and it's like this is the time man you got to take some leaps of faith you live once you got to go for it. Have you ever done a show for

Russians? Yes hard very there's certain ethnicities I don't like to like stereotype but I will tell you that I've met Russian crowds that are some of the smartest individuals like rocket scientist shit. They literally know how everything. I had a guy at a party one time just explained to me how three of my tricks worked. He explained them better than I could explain it. It was like a TED talk. At the end, I was just like, yo dude, I don't even know what to say right now. You nailed it. It was like some next. It was like you met Einstein. You know, it was nuts. He was like, here's like, here's I did exactly this. I was blown away. No one is ever, either other mentalists don't know the stuff. This guy knew. He wasn't a mentalist. He just, he just, his,

brain worked in a certain way. Yeah, I've been in a room full of Russians once and they're like very hard to read, very hard to sort of you crack a joke. You know, it's not very jovial. Sense of humor's different, man. British people. There's different ethnicities where like you have to know that they're not going to have the same reactions as you. And some people, their biggest reaction is the opposite to what you expect. Like freaking out, they're just silent. Yeah. There's certain groups where silence is way stronger than people like wild and out and going crazy. Is that harder for you to pull off some of you're it's harder for my ego you know it's like it's like not getting applause for an entertainer feels weird is it harder to read for when you're trying to read body language it no because you

it's you it's here's thing people always think like oh well if i looked up into the right am i lying and it's like no it's kind of like you know when they test athletes and they're for doping they test your blood panel versus yourself so the way i figure people out is there's not one formula for everyone because like big t is different than avery so like i'm going to see stuff that's different on each person. I was going to say, do you have a playbook? Because you walk into different rooms every day, see different people. Yeah.

Do you have like a specific checklist that you go down or is it just like you can read body language right away? It's like, I know what to do for this person. It's jazz. So it's like, yeah, I got a playbook that's 20 years long that like who fits into what category and then I start kind of working from there. Yeah. Where are we at on time?

Should we try something crazy? Let's get into it. We do this. All right. I got Avery. I got my mega fan. I got the groupie. How about this?

We go right direct to the point. Pick a number. See if I got something right on. Pick a number. I'm so nervous. And you go officially by... I go by PFT. It's just PFT.

I go by PFT. Shepter says hi, by the way. Say hi to Adam. He said that you are the man. I love Schaefter. Avery. Yeah. Here's what you do.

Can we see that or not? I don't know. PFT, you see what I'm right? What I write down. Yeah, you spelled his name correct? Aver. Not impressed. He's like, you know my name.

Pick a number between one and 100. Okay. Got it. Okay. So watch. Here's the reaction. Different people. Look, I like how Big T crosses on it.

We see, Big T crosses arms. Yeah. All right. Here's what you do. One to 100. He thought of the number and he said, okay. And then he went, got it. All right, I'm going to go with this.

Now, here's the part. I'm showing you, right? This is not like when you're going to have a heart attack. Yeah. There's full transparency. Billy, you want in on this? Come on over, man. Get a peek.

I don't want to show the camera because I don't show Avery because he'll either freak out or he'll go, no, but let me ask you one question because this, you got to tell everyone, is this rehearsed, is this stage? Did I tell you before this moment what to think or did it just Popping your head. Not at all. Popped in my head. See, he's being a little shifty.

I don't mind it, but he's like, he's kind of touched his chin. I think he was debating numbers. I think he's debating numbers because of pressure cooker environment. And he thought of one number and he's like, ah, I don't know if I want to go with that. And I think the first number, he, I don't have it had a meaning. I'm going to call an audible. Okay. I'm crossing it out.

Okay. Crossing it out. If you had a thing on my heart, I'm going like 190 right now. I'm going with this instead. PFT. Don't tell. Put it down. I want to be hands empty.

Okay. I wrote down, so there's full disclosure. I wrote down 22 initially, but then I watched you, I didn't think it was right. I didn't think it was right. It's not 22, is it? Because I'm going to kick myself. It's not. See?

And when people think of one number and they go higher, I don't think you didn't do your own birthday, did you? Tell everybody, how funny is this guy? I did, I did my birthday. Tell them what I wrote. What did you? What did you? What did you?

What did you? Four. Tell them what I wrote down. What did I do? Oh my God. Did he write four? I wrote down four. What the five?

Two plus two. Can you get in on this? Get in on this. And the crazy part is two plus two is four, bro. Two. Are you kidding? Holy shit. What?

Big T. Here's what you do. Oh my God. I'm scared. Holy shit. Here's what I do. I want you to imagine you're having a party. Okay.

And I'm talking like a milestone. It's your birthday. Go bigger. Go home on this one. You're inviting maybe old school, friends from high school, maybe elementary school, maybe throwbacks, maybe college. bar stool. Think of somebody that you're inviting to your birthday. Somebody you know well, who you would be disappointed if he or she did not make the effort. See, I already don't like

the way he set it up in the first part. Right. Okay. Tough nut to crap. Yeah. He's like, I'm not having a party. Yeah. No, that's true. I mean, no, that's true. But okay. But let's say, because that's why I said a milestone. Because sometimes in life you've got to celebrate. You only live once. Maybe, who knows? Coming back is Bob Lazar. Inside joke here. You got, you got somebody? All right. For this, where can we see? somebody on camera, I've got my wallet. Yeah. I thought about money. Tell me about my wallet. Got my Metro card at least, folks. Who's got, where are we on camera where you can see is

PFT? We're all here. You or Billy? Yeah. Put this thing down. I want, you know what? Right there. Front of the bowl. Can I put this there where it's never going to move? We'll keep an eye on it. Yeah. Billy, I'm putting you out of the room. I'm going to go off Mike for a second. I'm going to make you go outside the room. I'm going to give you a piece paper. I want you to jot down this person's name. Oh, not Billy. Oh, no, I don't want the camera. It was just about to squirt big tea out. It was just about to squirt big tea out. the room right now and he's giving him a card not to write down the last name so he's giving a card and telling big tea to write down the name of the person that he would invite

so big t's gonna freaking that was fucked up freaked out that was fucked up avery how are we feeling i swear to god i thought of four right away are you like in on this no dude that was the craziest thing i've ever seen ever folks okay i just want to tell everybody there is no trick with Big T I just got to get rid of that guy you know what I'm saying I'm done I'm done see if he's done

all right so he wrote down somebody's name they make sure you don't see on camera I don't want anyone to see what he wrote down swear to God there's no way I could have seen this so what do you write down a name is somebody he's inviting to his birthday okay but he asked me like eight more questions

guys yeah he's he good is it folded come on back Big T it's folded once fold it twice just yeah I don't want to pop right open or something, you know. Okay. And I'm just taking the marker. If that's okay. Now, one question for you, because I'm a stickler for details. You did not write down this person's last name on that paper, correct? So hear me out. Even if, I'm not going to let him show you, but even if you opened up and showed all of you, you can't pop on Facebook with this. You know what I'm

saying? It's not a complete data set. Has that wall been there the whole time? Yeah. It has. Yeah. Billy, is that note folded? Don't open. Twice. Take it. Billy, eat it. I'm totally kidding. This guy would have done it. This guy's intense. He's macro dosing you with facts and fiber. You know what? Shred this up. Is it folded? Not down the middle. Dude, look, look. Into confetti.

All right now. Are we ripping this up? He's tearing it up right now. Yep. He's tearing it. Yep. He's tearing it. Is there any pieces left in my finger? He just shredded the hell out of that corn. You rip it up. You rip it up. All right. Big T. Is there any way I can know this person or any personal facts about?

I intentionally chose someone who nobody in this room knows that there's no. social media. Perfect. So hear me out. Here's what I know and why I frame the question.

He's smart. He caught it. I don't even like how you're saying this because I made it about a birthday party, right? Birthday party's got nothing to do with it. Birthday party is kind of a Trojan horse. So you're thinking yourself, I'm having a birthday party.

Who am I going to invite? And whenever you invite people to your birthday party, it's always people that invited you to theirs. If they invite you to theirs, I'm not inviting you. Have you ever been? If this person had a big birthday party,

would you be there? Yeah, probably. Look how he thought about it. See that? PFC, look like I thought about. Hear me out. Right now it's November. If it was this month, you'd have reacted quicker.

Watch his face. November, December, January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December. Is there any way in the world I can know anything about this person? I can't imagine so. Okay. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Everybody, please, please, everyone take a peek of this.

Keep your eyes closed. Keep your eyes closed. Mm-hmm. Yep. Open your eyes. Could have been a man or woman. I didn't tell you to do. I think it's a guy.

Am I right? Yes. It was a woman, this guy would have been more excited. He would have touched that healthy beard. You know what I'm saying? You guys all saw what I wrote down? Yeah, yeah. The guy you just thought of, what month is he born in?

July. July. Oh my God. Get the fuck out of you. Got the fuck out of here. Is that Walt been there the whole time? It's been there the whole time, yeah. All right.

July has 31 days and I know that without even thing because I'm born in July, man. So it's just, that would be crazy. Birthday twins, I'm July 19. Now he didn't freak out. That would have freaked him out. It's not July 19. Now watch the reaction. beginning middle end beginning middle end July 1st to 31st there we go think of the name

think of the name for a second and I want you do this I want you to think of the letters like like just you know like if I was thinking Billy B I L L L Y just think of the letters I don't want to mix them up and just grab one of the letters somewhere in the middle just an interesting letter just like imagine that letter glowing neon you got a letter in your head yep why do you just think of a why bro I swear there's no way hold up hold up hold up hold up look this way I think I got it They got the date. What the fuck's that I'd have to do with the date? Can everyone see?

I'm sorry, I made this kind of crooked. Close your eyes, please. Close your eyes. Can I me see that? Sorry if I want to get in tight. Is that very clear what I wrote? Yeah, I see it. I think it's an unusual name because Big T.

didn't want to make this easy. What's his birthday? July what? 23rd. Oh, my God. And it's something like with a Y, but it's in the middle. I, uh, Ayala? his name's A-L-L-A-L-A-N

A-L-A-N How you spell it? A-Y-L-A-N Open the wallet, dude Stop Have we ever met before If there's a photo No

There's a phone With this guy in there You're gonna flip out I'm kidding Hold on P-F-C P-S-C Goes right for my chase Sapphire reserve card

Oh no no flip it Come closer Are you gonna be on mic or no I want to make sure Yeah yeah yeah Bring this over bring this over Open the zipper The zipper section

I don't want to touch anything I want them tell them I'm not touching a thing It's not touching anything Open the zipper Grab my card And read the note on the back For Big T

Okay on the back Wish Aeland Happy birthday Stop get the fuck out of here Are you kidding me? I don't like this Is this witchcraft? Burn him at the steak man

I don't know if you knew this But I was actually one of the people On the UAP That came from a different galaxy Billy's doing some CSI He's like, I can't read Big T's handwriting. Hold up, hold up. We need this.

I got Avery, I got Big T. PFC, grab a few books. Are there books in here? Yes. I've got some books in here. Grab two or three. Anyone's you want. Don't let me influence you.

Anyone's you want. Just grab a couple books. Ideally, at least two. So we got something to work with. What do we got? Can I get three? Whatever you want, man. Oh, my fucking God.

All right, Billy, throw those away. I need you do something too. Okay. Okay. Is it okay? Is it okay? We see them or because I'm going to let him pick. So what do we got here?

We've got Mayor Kane. Kane wrote a book about becoming mayor. Nice. Then we've got stuff they don't want you to know. Okay. They're guests on the show. Nice. We've got a billion years, my escape from a life in the highest ranks of Scientology by Mike Render.

Also, we get some sweet, man. We got some friends of the pod. All right, do this. Let's get the two friends of the pod. Let's show some love. Okay. All right. Stuff you don't want to know.

A billion years. I want to make sure here, are there pictures in these books. that's going to be problematic. Or like, I don't want to do if there's ones with too many pictures. I don't want to do that. I don't think there are pictures. I don't. Okay.

There might be some in the, in the Scientology one. Okay. Is this one? No, as long as there's not a big section in the middle where if you hit it with photos, I don't mind.

So here's what you do. Grab a book, rock and roll. And is this, is it sign it? I don't know if that's signed. I don't believe that it is. Ouch. PFC.

I'll sign a book for you, damn it. All right. Hold up. Here's what I want to do. Billy, I want you to hold the book kind of close to your chest and and whatever I think there might be a note in that one or so there's a piece of paper oh leave it is that cool yeah yeah whatever here's what you do

I'm going to start flipping through the pages and and I want to do this very methodically so you can kind of do it and you're in charge you whenever you want I want to yell at the word stop stop okay look look at exactly where it is and you can uh we'll do you know we'll do this sec because you're to see tell them what page number is that that is page 250 please go to 250 make sure nobody else can see what you're seeing on that page. Go to 250, please. Open it up. And I want you to look up and down the page.

Oh, wait, 250. Yeah. Does it have 250 pages? Damn it. All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No. Damn it, PFC.

Go faster. Okay. Go. 148. Go to 148, please. One 40. Do me a favor. Are you there?

It technically, I mean, it could have been 140 or 49, but I went to even because you did it last time. I kind of continue. Do this. Bring it close to. your face, the most common word in the English language is the, followed by and, and then it's followed by small ones. You said 148. Do me fair, on 148, I want to look at the first word or two or three words on the page. Do you see them? These are two books that you picked

out of your whole stack. We couldn't know what page, what books. I don't like doing words that are two or three letters because no one's impressed by it. There's no meat and potatoes. So let me ask you question. The first word on the page, is it longer than three letters? Yes. Okay. How about the next word after that is it which one is longer the first three words the first one second one or third one first one oh so do that close the book all right here's what you do you ready i want you to count with your fingers and i made this hard oh don't use your fingers because i wanted it to be a long word count how many letters are in that word just to yourself and your brain watch his face don't do it out loud don't do it out loud look how he's struggling

Don't say it out loud. Everyone has the urge when they finish. Yeah, he wants to say it out loud. It's so bad. The more you tell him not to do something, the more he wants to do it. Okay. So this guy's still counting that word was like 78 ladders, Avery.

Okay. He did it on purpose. He counted it twice. And what happened is the second time, did you see when he did it? You look like this. He goes, oh my God, I missed counted. I think you miscounted by one too many.

First time he thought it was 10, then you realized it's nine, isn't it? Yes. Yeah. Oh my God. It's hard to do. It's hard to do. It's hard to do.

Hold on, hold on. When you thought of a letter in that guy's name, you just picked any letter. Same deal here. Mix up the letters. Pick a letter somewhere in the middle. Okay. You got that letter? Mm-hmm.

Look what you do with the lips. Look at them. Are you thinking of an M? You don't say yes. If you weren't, that's fine. Hold up. Look this way. There's an M and you thought of the letter right next to it.

And I think that the reason you're getting confused is because sometimes when you think of a word, you think of one of them. Close your eyes, please. Uh-huh. Yeah. Open your eyes. You picked a number. You picked a number earlier, four. Here's what I do.

If I had you decide. I like to ask people, if you could think of somebody sports related because there's so much sports related and you pick somebody sports related and I don't want just a name because I'm writing down a word. if you could see that person's face like if you pulled up a phone and you looked their face can you picture somebody it could have been any sport correct

this could be any sport that you're thinking it could be football basketball baseball this could be something else I don't care what can you picture that person's face right now what was the word

you thought of out of that book tell me the one that just now you picked up a book you flipped it he picked told you any page what word you pick the first word

yeah companies companies oh my god get the fuck out of here I think the person you just thought of I think the person you thought of is a team sport.

Am I right? I think it's somebody with a jersey number. Yes. If it was tennis, I think it would have been a different reaction. I don't know if this is like, I don't feel like you're a tennis vibe kind of guy. Do you know that person's jersey number?

Don't say, but do you know it? Or you don't? Yes. You do know it? Yes, I do. Do you look on Philly's face. Think if it's one digit, two digits.

Don't say one digit, two digit. Do you think that if you said this person's jersey number, they're all going to know who this is instantly? No. So me getting the jersey number right does not necessarily give away who it is. No. Okay. isn't like a 23 MJ situation, right?

This is not even that. It could have been LeBron. You with me? Yeah. Think of the number. It's two digits. Okay, his eyes going back and forth. I think this is somebody that doesn't play the sport anymore.

I think they're retired. Am I right? Yes. You want to make it tough? You want to make it tough? You're sitting next to Big T. You got good company. You're not making this easy for me.

Yes. If we end big, all right. I'm showing you. I see him. I see that person. He doesn't think I'm right. Suspense is killing me. You know what's crazy about this?

I just got the number. The number gave it away. Same first name. and last name. Forties, the number. Tell us, who'd you think of? Payton Hillis?

Oh my God. Ah! What? How? We have retired Bronco, Peyton Hillis, folks,

I don't think I can top that. That is macro dosing. What? Billy, Avery, PFC, Big T. What the fuck? That was unbelievable.

That was fantastic. I'm, I'm astonished. Billy's mind is blown. Billy actually does think that you are a witch maybe. I think so. Yeah. Thank you very much for coming in.

That was awesome. Thanks, gang. A lot of fun here at Barstool Sports. O's Perlman. Yeah, where can they find you? Best way at O's the Mentalist. It looks like Oz, like OZ, the Mentalist. That's where you're going to find me, Instagram, Twitter.

Instagram is really where I'm at where I just post all my TV stuff, all like if I'm touring where you can see me and just a bunch of crazy clips to freak you out. We'll get you some clubs from this one. And you can find it at Oseperlman.com. Billy is, I think Billy wants. to kidnap you. I think he's like, you just broke Billy and Big T's brains today.

Something I've been trying to do for the last two years. So, congratulations. Wait, how much time we got? We have, where are we at? Time was. We have three minutes. Three minutes.

All right. One last thing. Avery. Let's get Avery. And PFC, but this is going to be tough because we can have the mic. PFT. T. FFT, I'm sorry.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry with the PFT. I was testing you, bro. I was testing you. Yeah. Well, wait. Have you known Avery the longest in this room? No.

Who's it been? I think I've known Billy the longest. Okay, all right, here's what I'm going to try us with the mics. I want Billy to come over and I want you to hold out one finger and I want you to extend your finger. Okay. And touch fingers. Okay.

Just the tip. Just the tip. It's getting a little weird. Okay. Here, I'm going to move this way. And I don't know if you're going to see this on camera. You might want to walk around. Here's what's going to go down.

Billy, I'm going to ask you in a moment to close your eyes. And you've been enjoying the show, but you are going to be the show this time. You're going to try to read his mind. Oh, my God. Okay. Now, not, not yet. Look this way at me. Check this out.

If I reach over there and I tap you on the shoulder, poke you on the shoulder, he's going to swear he felt it on his shoulder. If I take this piece of paper and I drag it across your eyebrow, he's going to say he felt it. You with me? Anything you feel he's going to feel. I'm trying to see how to do this beyond the desk because I want to make sure you see that I'm nowhere near him. Billy, close your eyes.

Close your eyes. Can you see anything? Nope. Did you just feel me tap you on the wrist? Yeah. Everybody see me do that. Everybody in here. Did you see me do that?

Yeah. Even you, Big T. All right. Here we go. You're not peeking. Just tilt your head up a little bit so you can see his eyes are closed. Right? True story.

All right. Here we go. I'm starting right this moment. It's not like you're hypnotized. You said, well, I'm a snap. Have you felt anything since you closed your eyes? No. Good, good.

My theory goes. How about right this second? You feel anything yet? No. How about right now? Anything yet? No. Okay.

My theory is that whatever I do should travel. Should have gone through your finger. Should have gone all the way over. His eyes are closed. And what I want to do, I want you to open your eyes. I'm snap my fingers for this. Open your eyes. Tell us all.

What did you just feel? What happened? I felt someone tick on my chin. What? Oh my God. Get the fuck out of here. I took this piece of paper. I didn't know if it would work through the goatee.

And I brushed his chin with the piece of paper. That's wild. What? I don't know why there's still touch. fingers, by the way. It's getting weird. Unreal. Oh, my God. All right. Big T, if these two get out of line, have them touch fingers and just smack

one of them across the face really hard. I know which one it'll be, too. Thank you for coming in. Thanks, gangs. We appreciate it. Love it. Fun day in New York City. We'll have to get you back in the office and have you do, like, the car wash that you did at ESC because there's a million different shows here that I'm sure we'd love to have you on. Sweet. All right, gang. Thanks so much. That was awesome. Thank you so. Who's Perlman was brought to you by Shady Ray's.

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I still don't know how he did that thing with Big T. Yeah, I don't Billy had a guess that I think is along the right line. I don't know that I even want to, but I kind of don't want to know. Yeah. Yeah. What about Billy's trick? Billy is, I think, if there was, is the easiest to offer an explanation if you wanted to like figure out how he was doing it.

Mm-hmm. I would say Avery's is the makes the least sense than mine and then Billies but I mean they're all incredible. They're wild, yeah. Did you hear what he did with Dave on BFS? No, what he did? He told Dave who's on Zoom, obviously he's not in the room.

He's like, go on Instagram and just scroll to a random post and one that has a caption and he like knew guest a word that was in the caption. That's fucking wild. Yeah, dude, I don't even know how to explain that. For the, for the Peyton Hillis thing, he told me to, that's, that's ridiculous. What do you tell you to do? Well, before the show, he said Google, uh, a athlete, current or former, and then just put it into Google images and Google whatever. Mm-hmm.

And I googled Peyton Hillis. And he somehow figured it out. I don't know if it was like when I was writing in my phone. He wasn't looking at me when it was happening. But I don't know if he was somehow looking at my eyes, like to see, I don't know, like looking sometimes maybe you spell stuff out while you're typing it. I don't even know. That just, that blew my mind.

You memorize the keyboard? Yeah. Looking where my thumbs look. Mm-hmm. That could be it. Who knows? That would take an immense amount of, like, training, Doug. I don't, there's no way.

I mean, but that is his full-time job. So. Yeah, I guess it is. The dude was crazy, though. The fact that he got that, that name and birthday from Big T. Yeah, I don't. Unless Big T was in on it with him. I think y'all and the people who listen to this show know me well enough to know that I would not do that.

Maybe. Yeah, probably. I probably do know well enough to think that. But yeah, it was wild. So watch him on BFFs. He was also on the yak for a little bit. But yeah, this is definitely a must watch episode of macrodosing. So I encourage you to go back, go back in time and check that out. Do we want to do some voicemails? People have been asking the beef recently. If you want to beef. Do we want a beef right now? I could use some beef. Really just likes you yelling at people. Big T, what do you think? What it is. I never liked that segment from the beginning, but I don't care.

Why would you say? What do you mean? Why would I say that? He asked me what I thought of it. Big T's being big honest. Or I have voicemails. Whatever. Up to you guys. Let's do voicemails. Big T, how do you feel about Tennessee? What do you mean? Like, they're ranking.

The college football playoff committee is just doesn't use reasoning in their rankings, but it ultimately probably won't matter and we'll be fine. We say that they're corrupt? I think they listen to criticism of them too much, and then the week

after, things that they've fucked up, they just reverse engineer, they just find some bullshit reasoning to get the result that they want that fixes the criticism they had the week prior yeah and it's just nonsensical and dumb but once tCU loses all of this uh doesn't matter yep correct okay i'm ready for voices yep what's up guys this is neal i'm from cleveland ohio uh so mad dog uh in a completely platonic way

um my question for you guys is if you could have a license to do any Anything that you don't currently need a license to do now, what would it be? My answer is if you drive a big-ass vanity truck, you should need a CDL to drive that. Because I just don't think you should need that on the road at all. But that's just me. Thanks, guys. Love the pod. Hopefully I hear you guys.

A license. What should you be licensed for that you don't need a license to do right now? I think use the internet How about that? With that. License to go online. I'm okay with that. Billy disagrees.

I think freedom of information is pretty. Good point. That's a fair counter. Listen, this is why we have these types of open conversations, Billy. I think you need a license to have children. That's actually not the worst idea I've ever heard. Freedom of reproduction.

You're saying, no. So, Billy, that's never going to write. You're saying eugenics. No, just Low key That's the start of eugenics It is the start of eugenics Yeah

I understand the sentiment Yeah How about this, Billy? Oh, I'm with you I'm absolutely with you You need a license to raise children You can have kids But you might not be able to raise them

Oh yeah, no that's a better That's a better one Like you have to pass a test And if you fail, you can't But what's on that test? I don't know, just more like child rearing yeah but like okay so if you say like you have to you have to use a diaper more just an educational program like like driver's license type stuff like you don't actually really have to

pass a test you do you have to pass two of them to drive i know more like you have to watch an informational video but what happens if you fail the test your kid gets sent away to the state The duggers, the duggers get them They get sent off to a ranch upstate Where Cuomo will raise them as his own Who would you say is like America's dad right now? You know like it used to be It used to be Bill Cosby

Yikes Yeah, it was Bob Saggett after that Yeah, Bob Saggett for a while I don't know if America has a dad right now Does America have a dad problem? Not even the dad YouTubers. Is Peyton Manning kind of American? No, no.

He's America's sheriff. America's dad. There's a guy on TikTok who has been making a run for it. Oh, there's that guy on YouTube who actually makes videos. He grew up without a dad, and he makes videos teaching young kids, like how to tie a tie, how to change a tire, like stuff that he wish he had a father to teach him. The only thing about them, and I think those are great people, but the only thing about them is, like, they're not, like, nationally known celebrities.

Mm-hmm. Is Aryan paused? Is he frozen? No, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm typing something. I thought you were frozen for a second. I was frozen in the stupidity of what I was reading, but yes.

Frozen and thought. America's dad right now. Come on, guys. We can figure out who America's dad is. LeBron. LeBron. We're not in the stage. to where we can even accept one.

You don't think so? Well, we're in the, we're, we're 14 year olds right now. We're early stages of teenage rebellion. We don't accept, we don't,

we're sovereign citizens. We don't, we don't recognize fathers. I think I've got to the point in life where now I'm, I'm past the rebellious stage where now it's like, you know,

your dad becomes like what are your best friends when you get older. So I need, well, if that's the case, then it's the rock, the rock.

You think the rock is it, I don't know if he's my dad, though. He's not famous for being a dad, though, you know? Like, Cosby was famous for being a dad. Bob Sagitt was famous for being a dad. We need a strong. Philip Rivers. No, no, you know, we need a, fuck America's dad.

We need America's mom because they get under. Ooh, yeah. Down with the patriarchy. Who's America's mom? Good, good question. America's mom. Christy, Chrissy Teigen. I love Laura Dern.

Yeah, that's not a bad one. I love Laura Dern. I like Reese Witherspoon. Great one. I think Reese Witherspoon could be my mom. The whole cast of Big Little Lies. Except for Nicole Kidman. Oh, you don't love her like AMC video?

No, Nicole Kidman, she, Nicole Kidman to me is like, she's beautiful. I know, I recognize the fact that she's a beautiful person. Yeah. But she, it doesn't register with me as being like a hot chick, you know, like she's just. But I think that's what a mom is. Beyonce. You know what? That's a good.

point. Oh, Beyonce. Beyonce's America's mom. But she's, yeah, I guess. No, Kim K. Kim Kardashian. Actually, Chris Jenner. Chris, yeah, Chris Jenner.

America's mom, yeah. O.J. America's dad. I'm not touching you. O.J. and Chris Jenner. What if they got back together? Wouldn't that be nice? Were they together? Weren't they?

That's the joke. Oh. Yeah, that's the bit. That's the bit. Chloe. Okay. what's the question again that was actually my tweet what do you need a license to be able to do oh yeah i think i think raising a child is a good answer like you can have a kid but you need to have a license

to raise the kid yeah but you get to retake the test as many times as you want so that if you lose your kids it's only for a little until you pass the test i think replying to a public figures tweets online as well there's so many people that just that just became famous in their own little world based on, and I guess I'm really, I am PFT commenter. So I'm really talking myself into a corner here. But you know what I'm saying? Like the Dr. Eugene Goose of the world,

the Trump reply guys that there were two different versions of them. One was the big lib resistance reply guy that then became a celebrity into himself because Brooklyn Dad. Oh, Brooklyn. That guy was at the White House a few weeks ago. Oh, my God. I hate that guy. Brooklyn Dad, the Krasenstein brothers.

They're gone. They're funny. They're just swindlers. They're just swindlers. They're just frauds. They're like actual frauds. Oh, nice. Yeah, it's very cool.

You need a license to podcast. Yeah. Start a YouTube page. Yeah. Licensed to listen to a podcast. Like, license to be a politician, Loki. Or passing a test Pass a civics test

Yeah Or an ethics test Yeah Is that the same thing? No, civics is like How old do you have to be To run for Congress? How does a bill become a law?

You know what would be interesting If you asked everybody that ran for Congress This year To pass a civics test How does a bill become a law? Something as simple as that What percentage of them do you think can answer it? I think 80% of them would

Go back to the schoolhouse rock zone I'm just a bill I think less than 50% of people running for Congress, and I'm including Senate and House of Representatives, I think less than 50% of them could accurately tell me how a bill became a law. How many of you still remember the preamble to the Constitution? Like right off the top of their head, do you think they could say it? Some of them certainly couldn't.

Less than 50s low. I think a lot of people are running for Congress that have no business being in Congress. And the ones that do know are so old, that they're forgetting about it. I did like the tweet that said Chuck Grassley just won in Iowa, and he's older than cookies. Yeah, chocolate chip cookies. Yeah, chocolate chip cookies were invented after he was born.

Yeah, he's like 93 years old. Wait, what? Yeah. I know sliced bread, I think, was 1929. I didn't know cookies, though. Yeah. We the people of the United States. In order to form a more perfect union,

establish justice and serve domestic tranquility. provide for the common defense promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity to ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of America what in the world is that well not the preamble to the Constitution I'm well That's the schoolhouse rock. I've never heard that before. The schoolhouse rock. So Mad Dog and I were singing the schoolhouse rock.

You were a little off key, PFT. You were actually remembering it from like the actual writing where you were remembering the song. I was doing the harmony. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah. The preamble song is how I learned it.

Yeah. And continue to know it. Yeah. I like know it more than a lot of things. I'm an amendment to be. Yes. An amendment to be. and I'm hoping that they ratify me

there's a lot of flag burners who have way too much freedom I want to make it legal for policemen to beat them because there's limits to our liberty What the fuck? What the fuck's that? Because those liberal freaks take it too far I'll make Ted Kennedy pay If he fights back I'll say that he's gay

What's that? I was on The Simpsons How a bill becomes the law? Is there really? Yeah, no, yeah, it's a Simpsons episode from a while ago. Conjunction Junction. Yeah. Schoolhouse rocks is pretty cool.

You know what? That's another trick as to how to make something stick in your head from mind control. Put in a song. The States. If it's in a song, people listen to it. They'll believe it. Okay, anything else that we should need a license for? Probably singing.

Yeah. Say singing. another good one. Nah. Nah, not art be art, man. I'm trying to think.

Huh. It's like, ODB can't sing, but he can, though, you know? That's a great point. You know what I'm saying?

I'm saying, but he can't sing. I know exactly what you mean. But he can sing, though. Yeah. He had a very unique way of trying to sing. That sounded good in a weird fucked up way.

Oh, it's amazing. He has one of the most unique voices in musical history. It's amazing. I've got one. Rick James, like that too. Young thugs like that too. Can't sing what he can sing. Using self-service kiosks in a restaurant,

if you go somewhere that has like the screens now, anyone over 50 is just completely lost. Yeah. And I mean, you're talking 10, 15 minutes. You already know that once they step up, they're going to need a personal cashier to come over there. Yeah. And do the entire operation for them. Yeah. Yeah. I think raising a dog. That's a good one, honestly. Adopting, like, shelters make you go through a lot to get a dog. There is, there's rigamarole. There's a lot of rigamor roll. Rigor. Rigor. Rigor

Rigor. Rigor mortis. You know what, you know what rigamor roll is, Billy? Is that like, is that like, uh, filibustering? It's a, it's mus. There's a lot of, mus and fuss. Huh. Yeah. If you adopt from like a shelter adoption service, there is, they're like, come check your house out sometimes.

Yeah. You're fenced in back yard. Yeah, they make sure that everything is like, they do interviews with people that used to live next door to you. I got one. a second license for people over like 55 years old driver's license I think 55 is young I would say like 65 or 70

so why why not 55 no because there's there's 30 year olds that suck at driving so I think 55 is okay 60 I'm willing to compromise at 60 yeah because I think I think your motor skills are still pretty good at 55

I do too but I think It'll weed out the people who already suck at driving. And if you're already stuck at driving and your motor and cognitive skills are declining, you're going to suck more at driving. So it'll weed those people out. You know, I just realized the other day, in like 12 years, I'm going to be 50. L. That's lit.

That's a big L. Eek is right, mad dog. I forget what it was on this show that we were talking about this, but you're closer to 50 than 20. Yeah. Oh my God. Way closer. Well, not really. Like one year closer. That's why I picked that one. Yeah. I'm, I feel like I'm 25. And that is unless I'm currently contracting kidney stones or shingles. Oh, I have a theory about the kidney stones. Let's go. So you know how a bunch of people around the office are getting kidney stones? No. Yeah. Turns out talking makes your body lose a lot of water. because basically you're ejecting a lot of humidity and moisture when you talk. So we talk a lot. We dehydrate ourselves.

We're athletes. Yeah. We're basically athletes here. Yeah, I mean, maybe the correct answer is just drink slightly more water. Tons of more water. Or maybe the correct answer for me is just, I don't know, like don't drink all the stuff that your 23-year-old former intern keeps giving you?

Or follows dietary advice because he's probably trying to kill you. Well, I healed your UCL and you haven't even said thank you. Just say. I don't know if you healed it. I don't know if that's the right. Is your UCL healed?

No, it's not. It was sore the other day after I did bicep workout. You can get Josh Allen on some medicine now. Yeah, Billy, go inject Josh Allen. That's illegal. Aaron, I'm about to play in a rugby game this weekend.

Do you have any words of advice for me how to fall correctly because you were very good at falling as an NFL player? Great faller. Probably, probably, I would say the best the best running back I've ever seen at getting tackled.

I agree. Yeah. Always fall forward. It is an art. I worked a lot at, so when I was taught young, it was very good advice for my father was,

always take half of a man. So never let anybody hit you square on. They're going to hit you. But if they're going to hit half of your body. Don't only let them hit half of your body. So as they're coming in, always let them only hit half of your body. That way, it lessens the impact on you. And it all starts, it starts to guide your fall.

Mm-hmm. That makes sense. Okay. I will only get hit by half a man at once this weekend. That's a promise. Rugby tackling is weird, though. Why is that? They don't, like, fit you up.

They, like, more go for legs. What do you mean, fit you up? Like, Aaron, you know what I'm talking about, like, fit. That size you up. Yeah, like, fit you up. No, you get a lot of... Square, square up. Don't square up on you?

You get... I don't know enough about rugby, but I think that's what you said. You get squared up a little bit, but it's rare in rugby that you ever... You know, you, it's rare that you get hit by somebody that you don't see coming a little bit. So you're able to, like, give them half of yourself. And you never go chest the... chest sometimes yeah

sometimes you do why would you go chest not intentionally sometimes the big guys on the inside if you're just running like a crash ball they'll just run directly at somebody

just to try to drive them back and take them out of the next play so as that person's on the ground still getting up you can sometimes if you're a big dude you just run a ball that's like you run it straight

at the line of scrimmage essentially and you try to get in football terms it's like you're hoping that you get tackled by a defensive tackle, a defensive end, and one of the linebackers. And then that way, you get the ball right after you hit the ground, and that's three guys that they don't have currently on their feet that would tackle the next guy. You know what I'm saying? So you create overloads that way. But that's more for the big dudes, not for me. But I'm going to try to not, I'm just going to try not get hit at all. My goal is to just score infinity tries and not get hit.

definitely hydrate hydrate because you get a little older and hydration is key and stretch stretch before and hydrate got it

I will do that do we have any more voicemails we want to do Mad Dog I think that's it I think the other one has the other one was just what is the best sing-along song at a wedding

oh good question sweet Caroline no problematic you know sweet caroline was written by neil diamond about i think it was about a 13 year old girl great song though very good song bah bah yeah very good that's great sing along it is a good sing along son i i dixieland delight has snuck up there as a recent favorite because of the little addins yeah but but that's not a wedding song i will not at a northern i i don't know yeah i've actually never been to a southern wedding so i feel like it'll be a big thing

T's wedding. Depends what happened in the Bama game the year before. You can't play it like if we just lost. If you're getting married this weekend, it would be in there, yeah. I would never get married on a weekend that Tennessee was playing football, but yes. Big Tee would walk down the aisle to Dixie. Are we going to be invited to your wedding?

Y'all? I mean, probably not. What? Yeah, B.C., I think of this question a lot. I'm not going to be invited to your wedding, Billy. wait hold on hold on hold on why are we invited to the wedding care i don't think i would invite anybody that i worked with that's correct so so all the like good times we've had have been fake we we said no we're real we spend more time with each other than we do our friends which is why i don't

need you at my wedding i see you every day i know i'm rethinking our entire relationship right now guys like what i literally texted my my best friend yesterday and i said i this is no fucking joke i said isn't that isn't it so weird that the guys that i work with might be at my wedding someday i swear on my life i said you know what i was thinking about that if my life keeps going the way it does all of the guys that i work with will be at my wedding and she's a huge julie too yeah well thank you mad dog so you guys because you're a good because you're good you guys are on the list and i don't even i have nothing to worry okay everything Everyone, everyone's invited.

Well, the thing is, thankfully, you were just about to say, no, you and Big T don't want us. You know what? It's not that I don't want you. No, no, it's not, do you want our gifts or wedding presents? We're not paying for the guests because we got,

like, it's the father of the bride. Yeah. You get to invite people. I know, but like, what if it's, you know, PFT or Uncle Lou?

Shit. You know, like. Fuck Uncle Lou. Yeah, but Uncle Lou. We would make a wedding so. You know what? Now that I think about it, Aryan would be a very fun time. Facts.

And also, y'all are rich. So I feel like at a minimum, I should send like a non-committable offer. You know, when Tennessee tells a three-star kid, they're like, hey, you have a scholarship offer, but they're like, don't come. Yeah. That kind of. You want my present, but you don't want me to be there. Yeah. But you want Aryan there.

Yes. But not me. He wants your present on your podcast. Yes. No, your offer is committable. I'm a four star with baggage I got you

You think I'm not fun at a wedding I don't think you're not fun I'm great fun at a wedding No I would invite I would invite you all Let's all make a pact Let's all make a decision right now then Wedding Pact

Yeah You guys are like high on the list Thank you mad dog Yeah you guys are right The only here's the thing Wait wait Aaron are we invited to your wedding Yeah definitely not getting married But how about this

Let's like go take a trip together somewhere to celebrate lives together. I'm with that. That's cool. Wedding equivalent. I just don't want to have to invite other people that work here. Yeah, that's where you run in trouble. That's what I'm talking about.

Okay, so it's very easy. If you have a podcast with that person, then you invite them. That seems fair enough. Yeah. But you spend, I mean, I mean, we spend, what, three hours a week, no, five or five, six hours a week talking. So, like, we know each other pretty intimately,

more so than a lot of people because we dig to each other's thoughts on a weekly basis. So it's like, it's not like having a desk that you share with somebody that's, you know, right down the hall. It's like, it's different. I talk to you more than my family. Yeah. That's what I'm, that's, I'd like to be problematic, but I mean, I mean, think, but you

just said five hours a week. I call my, my parents, you know, two or three times a week. We talk for 20 minutes. That's an hour. Like, five hours a week is a lot to talk to anybody. I think I'm going to use my plus one on just somebody at work that you hate Big T. See, and here's where we run into, yeah, let's turn it into a bit. Who cares?

Who could have to do the can as you? No, we're cool. We're cool now. No, that's fine. He's not, I mean. He won't come. He's a fucking, all right, all right. Yeah, y'all, y'all, I regret saying that I wouldn't.

I understand that when it's work, it can get. messy where do you draw the line I could appreciate what Big T just did I think the line is drawn within these four walls yeah thank you Big T if I can change and you can change then we can all change that was good Billy's never getting married anyway so don't worry about that

what if I'm already married and no one knows that'd be nuts if Billy was already married I wouldn't put it past him what if I have two kids you guys don't know about I know no way would you be able to keep that up how zero possible I just don't see them yeah I mean, that is, maybe, yeah, maybe you had kids when you were like in college and they were given up for adoption.

Yeah, we just, you guys just don't know about them. Until now. I get pictures sometimes. Until now. That's not how adoption works. I don't think. All right. We will see you guys next week.

If you find my children, please tell me. Yeah, we'll see you next week and make sure to watch this on YouTube if you didn't watch it already because it's a mind-bending episode. All right. Love you guys. Sorry about some of the bad podcasting. Also, also you can watch them hold. Oh, hold on. We got to settle the score for one to one.

Oh, yeah. Let's send it out. I got to take a shit, though. Well, excuse is going to push it out. Forfeit. Yeah, that is going to push it out. It is. See what he's doing right now?

Like, he's going to die. He'd rather die than lose this. So I'm going to lose. I can respect the hell out of that. I can't too, but I don't feel that strongly about it. Die what you believe in. All right. I already beat you once.

i beat you go let's do it let's do it okay are we gonna are we gonna yeah let me let me time all right ready no wait no he's a second bill he's getting his zen mode he's slowing down his heart rate all right five wait four stressing us out three wait stop two one go and they're off. The FT takes the lead around turn one. It's so funny because PFT does, he leans back in his chair and stiffens the shit out of his neck. I don't understand the technique.

I guess they have to plug their nose so that people don't like accuse them a cheating, but that seems like it makes it way more difficult than just like. It was. It does. It wastes more oxygen. Yeah, just don't breathe. But I guess for this, they kind of need to. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, they could just be honorable and go by the buddy system, but But people won't believe that 40 seconds I also think like this would be way cool if we were in a pool That's how you really know That's how I do it with my kids Yeah, that's how I do it my kids Near in a minute Damn, that was fast

You sure it's been a minute? Yeah, right now it has That's wild pretty impressive though I can see signs of struggle coming from one of our competitors yeah definitely starting to swallow

Mr. Struggle now he's trying not to laugh yeah it's uh he's actually staring at me right now wait Billy's doing so what's going on with Bill he's struggling

he's like he's like swallow oh no he lost it Oh, baby. Billy, what happened? That's two out of three against Billy. Fuck you, Billy, you piece of shit. I'm way better at physical activities and challenges than you are.

I didn't think that was going to. If I was Billy, I would actually hold my breath until I died right now out of embarrassment. Because I'm not even breathing hard. Sorry. The old man's got to see young buck some tricks around again. No, I started to fall. What? I was like off balance.

You're sitting in a chair. I know why my feet are. God, your excuses are so... You were saying you had to poop. I do have to poop, but I still beat the shit out of you. You didn't beat the shit out of me. You almost fell down I beat you so bad in a breath-holding contest. I'd say that's pretty bad.

Well, because I wasn't balanced right. Yeah, I know because I beat you so bad. Whatever. Because you were so out of breath. Two to one. Dude, FFT takes the crap. Billy, I'm actually worried because your excuses are... They're bad.

You're usually good at excuses, and these are just sad. You know what? I'll beat you in the water. Okay. I actually already beat you in the water Okay So now Billy's gone back to saying like Well I'm already better than me

I think you could have been cheating Like this whole time Little breaths Here we go Sorry dude you got beat I did get beat that time Twice honestly I stopped caring Okay

God we're so close to Billy Just admitting that he got beat We were so close Just say Just say that I beat you Two out of three times Fair and square I'm better than you

Well I have beaten you You can't say it And you would be it me. I beat you two out of three times. Can we just end the podcast? No, just say that. Why are you not able to say it? What?

Now you're going to pretend to not know what I just said? This isn't going in. Yes, it is. Yes. Why wouldn't it? I thought we weren't putting this in. What? Now I wish I tried hard.

Oh, no, no, I think so. Oh, Billy, no. Billy, no, dude. Just admit it. I'm telling you, Billy, this is one of those things that you're going to see a video of yourself online and be like, like all right I look bad in that

but you have the opportunity to get in front of it and just be like PFT you beat me I got to go oh god he's walking out of studio he's leaving in shame