Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Mailcrodosing

Episode Date: February 16, 2023

On today's episode of Macrodosing, PFT is still away as Arian kicked him off the show...just kidding. PFT is BACK (for a little bit he's on vacation) for a voicemail episode! Next week everyone will be IN STUDIO for a special 100th episode celebration. The Wonton Don hopped on to answer your voicemails as well. All of this and so much more on today's show. Enjoy!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome back to Macrodosa. I am Aaron Foster, your host. We got the replacement for PFT. He's no longer on the show. It's Donnie in the studio. We have a chilling dog.

We got Billy. We got Big T. We got Mad Dog. We got Avery. The whole gang, minus the loser that ain't here. I should probably stop banging on them, huh? He's... No, he was last seen in a Signor Frog saying it is so awesome here.

I'm never leaving. So that's where we lost PFT, too, Signore Frogs. Is what it is? Do you blame him? No. Yeah, I absolutely blame him. Yeah, well, Billy might not because I don't fuck with frogs. But yeah, well, I appreciate you guys coming through, checking us out.

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Three Chi vapes. He stole my whole pack actually. I'm mad at him. What's up doing? Everybody, hi, everybody feeling, man. Chillin. It's about to be, uh, I'm feeling little summer vibes today. Were you guys getting summer vibes?

It's, I love this day of the year. It's too hot. It's too hot. No, no, sun's out. It needs to be 52. It's like 62. It's too hot. No, this is why we roll coal for days like today when it's February and it's sunny out.

This is why we pump the atmosphere full of toxic chemicals. If I was in college, I'd be like day drinking right now. It'd be so fun. Yeah. It's like 70s. It's 76 over here. It's only 60 here. Yeah.

That's not that. Yeah. It's about to get stupid. I'm also getting back in shape, too. Super Bowl abs was a no-go. But we're going to try for April abs. Final four abs are the new one. Is it March?

Like first of April. Okay, April abs. Let's shoot for April abs. Specifically because when you puffy and it's hot, it's the worst thing because the rolls get sweaty and it's like puffy and hotness it just don't match. So like I got to get a little trimmed up before the summer hit.

So also so I can start wearing like little smaller clothes and shit, you know what I'm saying? You can't hide the rolls when it's hot outside. So it's about that time, y'all. We got to lock in. Billy, you got the muscle shirt on. Yeah, it sounds out guns out. I was feeling it. You've never had actual roles. Yeah, I mean, not

not like Jones were like, for real, for real, but I could see the development of them starting. And so anytime I get to that point, that's when I lock it in. And so right now I'm in the locked-in phase. I've been eating really healthy. Drinking number water. It's been fine.

Except for last night I had a hot pot. Oh, I know you've had a hot pot, Donnie. Oh, yeah. Puego. Yeah, hot pot is amazing. It will give you explosive diarrhea. That happens almost every time I go. Not, it's not necessarily.

Actually, it can be painful. If you have really spicy hot pot, that shit's going to burn your asshole on the way out, but it is a wonderful dish, especially in the middle of the winter when it's cold and, like, rainy out. You go into a hot pot place and it warms your soul. Yeah, see, hot pot is really dope, man. I had never been introduced to it before. So for those, for those that know, don't know, hot pot is basically like you go to this, like a little spot. You pick a broth and then you pick all the, um, accoutrum aside. So you pick all the veggies and you pick the meats and then they bring it out all raw. And then they bring it out all raw. And then they bring it.

boil it right in front of you and you boil it and you basically cook your own shit so you cook your own meats you cook your own veggies and you sit there and boil it in the broth and it's just the broth is so rich and so so so thick it's just so amazing i do get the spicy every time though what you what you go to yeah same here you got to go spicy hot pot i've i've put some weird shit in the hot pot out in china they had pigs they got some yeah they got some shit on the menu that i'm like yeah what the fuck um shut out billy i had a bullfrog hot pot that was delicious actually yeah frog meat's pretty good yeah especially a bullfrog those things are like small chickens sometimes yeah i've had frog legs before i don't think i've

ever had anything any other part of the frog that's the only edible part really yeah donkey's really good too that's a what's the most exotic meat that you've eaten i had a cobra heart once I don't know I took a shot of snake blood one time yeah with snake blood damn that's like supposed to be a natural Viagra yeah that's what they say is it is it though I the one time I tried it it was at this place across from a whorehouse and apparently Taiwanese dudes would go in and take a shot of snake blood and then just bang out hookers across the street well shout out to those guys Shot out to those guys. Fucking hey.

Holy shit. Snake blood, actually, we should get all, you know, I think we should like start drinking snake blood on the regular and see if it gets us jacked. And then like become the next like liver king. We're snake blood boys.

But, but actually be taking roids? No, no, no, and then convince hordes of people, young fans to start drinking snake blood. Yeah.

There was that one dude who would inject snake venom like into his blood and he I think it would get him high or he would do it for health that was insane it no it's 100% true dude injects snake venom um which is he just like immune to it yeah why this man injects himself with snake venom and then there's just one quote up top it says, I just thought that was incredible. Wait. Wait, it turns out they use snake venom in a peptide, wrinkle-resisting. So they're putting in makeup.

Yeah. That's pretty well. I need to see why he does this. Yeah, he thinks it improves his health and makes him feel younger, injecting himself. What's some other exotic meats, everyone's eaten? I think the only thing I've ever ate that was considered exotic was I guess I mean a frog kind of I guess um and gator but other than that I kind of I kind of stick to the script when it comes to food oh no I'll take it back well this isn't exotic it's but chicken feet yeah I try to I try to chicken foot that shit is the

worst that's one of the worst experience I've had it's not bad you just got I hated it I hated it bro. Oh my God. It's almost like a sunflower seed. It's just something to snack on where there's not a lot of meat on those feet. You're just sucking off the skin and cartilage. Where if it's like slow cooked in a good sauce, it's not horrible. That's actually one of the U.S.'s largest poultry exports to China. We literally just sell it to China. Like sell it by the tons and just send it over to China. You can buy chicken feet. Yeah. Wherever you are in China. I'd be taking a train. They're selling chicken feet on the train. sold at, I could probably get chicken feet like at a basketball game there. The life of a chicken is, it's not a good life, man. Yeah, but they're not too smart where I think like the life of a pig has to be worse because they, I feel like pigs kind of know they're fucked. If they're in a giant factory, they might like sense, oh God, like, we're all about to be killed where a chicken probably is just like never has any idea what's going on.

That's why my argument, like, hear me out. If I was a chicken out of all the chickens in the world, like domestic chickens, I would want to be a cockfighting rooster. Dude. Because they take really good care of those chickens. Yeah, but roosters. Yeah, but like almost every cockfighting chicken, I think the longest, the cockfighting chicken has survived is maybe four fights.

Like, they all die. A lot, like I watched them one time. and a lot of the times they both die and it's just whoever dies last wins I know but like think about it if you're like a gladiator mentality as a chicken you'd want that action and you'd live a way better life

than being in like a feed farm factory farming situation yes there's gotta be some story of like some undefeated rooster dog that's just that just has the lore behind the legendary fucking rooster that never lost ye old fighting cock that like won so many times that its owner was like let's just let

this guy live out in the hen house for his freedom yeah like the Spartacus oh my god spartacus they should turn that into a Pixar movie yes that would be like one of the no one of the adult ones like uh like uh the Seth McFarland the um uh at the grocery store with the hot dogs shit yeah like one of the adults ones though because I I don't want it to be too childish because That's it would actually be funny. A chicken that fights for his freedom. That should be hilarious. They busted a cockfighting ring in, I want to say Queens.

It was somewhere local. It may have been. Sounds like Queens. North Bronx or like the outskirts of East New York. But there was like a whole cockfighting realm and they like busted it. Yeah. Why is cockfighting illegal? Exactly.

Is it the gambling night? got to be the gambling aspect it's the the it's like if we murder millions of chickens yeah every day in this country every day like they don't give a fuck about chickens they can't give a fuck about you dogs that makes sense because people do care about dogs to a certain extent but like chickens we don't give a fuck about chickens uh i think it has to do with the proximity to organize crime so it's like one of those things like where there's cock fighting there's other bad stuff so in the philippines it's fully legal and they have this event once a year it's known as the Super Bowl of cockfighting

and the fights happen in this giant arena that could seat maybe 15,000 people and so it's just fucking dope we need to go to a cock fight I'm so down for that I'd go to a cock fight I want to bet on the roosters I would absolutely it's a lot of fun

you just like you you throw up some bills and there's a guy who's walking around and taking everybody's money Are you allowed to film it? Yeah, I was allowed to film it. That would be a great macrodose video. That would be great, yeah. Let's do that.

I'm down to watch the chickens go ahead. They have them down in the Caribbean, so that would be the closest place. Nice. Is ever like, you know, they fight them out and like the loser is just like dinner? No, they put knives on their feet. Yeah. That's the loudest part. Yeah.

So they like, not only are these roosters fighting with their like claws and shit, they got like they got they got that thing on them they got like a blade yeah so that's why like even the winning like even the winning cock usually ends to fight pretty slashed up uh but yeah i've heard rumors of like in the illegal uh casinos in like chinatown uh there's also beta fish fighting that you can bet on but like real beta fish okay like the ones that they breed to fight Yeah, I don't think they wouldn't have a problem with that. No, it's illegal still. Fish fighting is illegal?

It's a fucking goldfish. I heard a story of a frat that got busted for beta fish fighting. Okay, so this is insane. The Super Bowl of cockfighting takes place in the same 20,000 seat arena where Joe Frazier once fought Muhammad Ali. So it takes place in the same spot where the Thrilla and Manila has. That is. Except it's shit is amazing. except it's 20,000 people watching cockfights.

And where is this? Philippines? Yeah, this is in the Philippines. So that's a much. When's the Super Bowl? When's the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the cup. Hell yeah. No world.

Um, I mean, the Philippines would be a sweet trip. It's, uh, it's a nice spot. So I would definitely be down to go there. But if we want to go someplace closer, Puerto Rico. and the Dominican Republic both have cockfights too. So when is the next World Slasher Cup?

It's not a Premier League though, you know? It's not like a... That would be like, you know, we're going to the MLS. We're going to watch the G League of cockfighting. I want to see... They've got to be like training camps and shit. This is higher.

Hard knocks, cockfighting. Why do we... You know what? Let's buy an American rooster. Like get a big one. Train him. This is so illegal. Let's nod.

Let's nod. It's not, too. Oh, it's not illegal to talk about it. I think it was. So the award ceremony was last week. Award mystic ceremony. The MVP of the year. A rookie of the year.

Comeback cock of the year. The comeback cock of the year. How is, um, I'm pretty sure like some of the most expensive fighting cocks can go for hundreds of thousands of dollars. That's amazing. Oh, there's also camel fighting. I've watched that. You have? Yeah, yeah. What is it? Camel. Camel wrestling. Camel. Camel. Camel. Camel. One hump, two hump, dromedary. Camel fighting. Yes. Camel wrestling. I watched that in Turkey.

Filmed a video on it. Watch that. I think it was, I think that video I made was sort of, it was blocked in Turkey because they didn't want or it was yeah because they didn't want like the sport to become more popular in Turkey based off my video um but so it's it's two camels and they use their long necks to try to pin the other camel to the ground so think of it as thumb wrestling except it's the two camels necks are the thumbs whoa that's like elephant seals yeah elephant seals slapping it's like yeah elephant seals are fucking huge. Oh my God. They're like unreal.

They're just big like slugs of like blubber. Yeah. And you can just see them on the side of the highway when I was driving to San Francisco in time. We just drove. I thought they were straight up boulders on the beach. And then we got closer. And we're like,

I think that rock just moved. And it was an elephant seal. And then I once saw. Yeah. I just saw a video of Camels fighting. I once saw. Go ahead. What did you want to see?

Have you seen the Vice documentary on dogfighting in Afghanistan? I have not. That's wild. They like, when the Taliban left, like the United, they basically once the Taliban left, like the villagers were so happy because they could do stuff that was banned by the Taliban, which a lot of it was gambling and dog fighting. So when the U.S. literally like to gain, like, the respect to the people just were letting them have these huge dog fights with these gigantic, like, Caucasian,

Shepherd-looking dogs that, like, way different than Pipples. These are like Kangal-looking, almost look like lions. Like these were dogs that looked prehistoric. Like, I, like, like, like, what are they called? Wolves. They weren't wolves. They were like, they, what is it? Afghan fighting.

So let's talk about the Taliban banned dog fighting. Yeah. Yeah. You got to draw the line. somewhere you know yeah i'm with them yeah they banned woman knowing how to read and dog fighting dog fighting like equal equal importance some can't have these women around here knowing shit you know if we could train a cock and actually and actually have it compete in the world slasher cup i'm reading here it costs one thousand dollars to get your cock in the fight and

then the winner of the whole thing could take on $75,000 to $50,000. Well, hold on. Is it illegal to participate in that? No, like in the Philippines, it's fully legal. Like, I think it's their national... I'm to my hair. So if we train our, if we train our cock hair. Yeah, it's not illegal to train a cock.

It would just be like illegal if we were... Fight it. Yeah, if we were doing warm-up fights. I think training is also illegal. All right. If you're training a cock, go about your... farm they're not going to know yeah but what if we're just training him to run really fast be very aggressive um what if that's our what's up what if that's our guard dog we got a guard cut yeah

that actually be sick i had a rooster that really sucked at protecting the flock would like get fucked up by hawks and uh sucked so bars yeah the bars right there oh yeah suck that protecting the flock from the yeah i didn't even know from the hawk yeah oh yeah bars billy bars over here. I had a cock that sucked in protecting the flock. Uh-huh. Keep going. Uh-huh. From the nasty hawk. Uh-huh. Keep going.

I wish it could talk. Uh-huh. So we could squawk. Uh-huh. And invest in a stock. Uh-huh. It's for a fighting cock. Hey.

Yeah. Fucking bars. Be me up, Dr. Spock. Oh, shit, man. So today's macrodosing is, that was the chicken segment. The next segment we're going to is, it's voice talk, right? I honestly think I think every episode should have a 10 minute cock talk, maybe a five minute. Actually, they probably don't have the steroids we have in the United States to get these birds big and strong like they do in the film piece.

I think they do. I think they love chicken steroids out there. uh but yeah and it drinks creatine and shit we we give it feed corn fed what do they what are they corn fed creatine and just pump him with all the shit that's illegal here all that's it and then we'll do like platelets we'll spin his blood we're just that looks like a corn fed cock yeah we give him a freaking we we give him like velociraptor growth hormone oh yeah he's just into his dinosaur he's just like four feet

He's just this big. We do the genetically. You know how they were talking about modifying bird embryos to like reverse evolved dinosaurs and like give a chicken teeth? We just have like a toothed up Velociraptor-ass like bird. Or veneers. We'll get them veneers. He has this human teeth veneers, four foot, roided up chicken, bro. That'd be hilarious.

Oh, my God. And then. Or we just get an ostrich and try to enter it as a chicken. All right, Billy. Yeah, I think we had it too. We was cooking and he took it one too many, dog. Holy shit. No, no, it's over.

It's over. We read that joke. We read that joke. An ostrich into the chicken fight. Billy? Billy, it's over. That joke landed. I thought it was pretty funny.

And then you just beat it the fuck up. Yeah, we should see what this cock's able to do in the Philippines. Oh, my God. All right. So the next segment is voicemails. was this voice what did pft call it group text male cradosing male cradosing i thought that was pretty witty of him that he's not a part of show anymore appreciate you contributing that at least yeah so um so we're going to go to voicemails y'all y'all uh we put out a apb all all voicemails

from all macrodosians and uh oh some macadogian dude came up to me on a golf course the other day uh that was pretty cool he's like hey fellow macrodosian i was like shout out kiss But, yeah, so, Maddie, go ahead, take us away with the first voicemail. We just going to pick fire. Okay, Big T said he had a big teed off before we got in here, too. Oh, my bad. That's right. I did say we were going to burn another business to the ground.

Here's the thing. So they have emailed me back. Oh, as I said that, they sent me another email. Hang on. Let's see what they just said. Oh, yeah. Read it live. Let's do it.

So here's the thing. they are trying to help. So I was ready to burn them to the ground similarly to the New Jersey Performing Arts Center. The New Jersey Performing Arts Center were assholes. These guys are trying to rectify the situation. I ordered flowers for my girlfriend

for Valentine's Day, paid a lot more money to have them delivered on Valentine's Day, and never showed up. So I call yesterday and they gave me the whole runaround, and then today they email me and said, granted, they are trying to fix the situation. FTD has immediately processed this refund

May take up to five days credit your account Oh, your order for Christopher Geyer Has been issued a full refund I'm assuming that's part of the reason I didn't get the flowers I ordered That's not my name So they something on their end fucked up So I never got the flowers that I ordered

But they at least are trying to fix it So we're not going to burn them to the ground But not good Oh no, that's it. Or maybe this is your excuse for not getting your girl flowers on Valentine's Day. Yeah, I was going to say this is a great cover. And you're just trying to, you're trying to cover your ass, man. Powell, if you knew how much these flowers cost, you wouldn't say that.

Lay it on me. Lay it on me, big dog. I mean, I don't, they were a lot. $75. Way more than that. Living in New York, though, you're usually within a 10-minute walk of a flower shop. Right, but like, we have a thing. that you can get like

points through, like Barstow has a thing where if you buy things from this website you get like points for stuff. I didn't know about that. So I did it through that. Neither did I. That was news to me. What's this thing that Yeah, what is this thing? It's called perks at work. The third floor has all these things.

You can buy flowers, movie tickets, plane tickets. And you get perks when you purchase them? Like discount. Yeah, and you get points and stuff and then you can use those to get more stuff. Damn. Didn't know about that perk So I use that

I will not be using it Going forward Hmm But they're They're trying to fix the situation So they're no NJPack I don't get anyone And they still have not

Try to rectify Oh no But on most tweets They send out There are people who still comment Like refund Big T Which I appreciate immensely I love that

Y'all spam that Keep that going There's a tweet There's a tweet They sent three hours ago And someone responded I guess added one of their friends Would you stand behind a theater that double book seats

and does not take care of the customers they steal from? Hashtag justice for big team. So I appreciate anyone that's still out there doing that. I will never, ever go to the New Jersey Performing Arts Center again. Damn. Y'all lost a loyal customer. How did your girlfriend take it? She honestly didn't really care, which made me feel,

I mean, you have to buy flowers. for Valentine's Day, but she was like, yeah, get your money back. That's bullshit. I was like, yeah. Did you not do anything else? Did you, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, we went to dinner. She had, she had a bunch of other gifts and stuff.

So it's kind of, sorry, I was just going through the NJPack Twitter. It's just like every post of the comment is justice for big T. I appreciate the people still out here riding. I love it. But yeah, she had no idea what the fuck that is. She's like, what the fuck? Just the fact that I know that at some point there was a conversation between whoever runs

their social and the people that fucked me and they were like, why are all these people tweeting us this? That's enough for me. I like it. That's just as enough. I would have preferred the several hundred dollars back, but this was a close second. Fair enough. Fair enough, fam. Does anybody else got something they want to get off their chest

before we happen to mail crow dosing? Yeah, I have a whole conspiracy corner. Oh, this is new. This is here. I'm now just taking my rants and putting them into a segment. So I've been reached out to by several railroad employees who have all told me the same story. Are they from Ohio? They're from Ohio.

Some of them worked for Norfolk Southern, which is the company that has been in charge of this. Let me read word for word. They're blaming the act. So this is about the East Palestine training. derailment. And even though there are tons of train derailments a year, none of them usually occur to be this bad. And there was another train derailment, not with toxic gas. And I think in South Carolina, but there was a truck overturned in Tucson, Arizona that was literally, if you see the videos, it is spraying green gas that is something bad out there. Just saying all these things

are happening. So they're blaming the accident on a bad wheel bearing, which on a all railroads in North America, we have track sensors that will pick up anything wrong with the axles or wheels. These detectors are placed about every 30 to 50 miles and they detect everything. They're very reliable. That train went over about 30 detectors that trip and nothing came up. About 20 miles west of Palestine, the train was ordered to stop because of police activity on the tracks, which is very out of the ordinary. The train sat at a stop for about 40 minutes that was given all the clear to proceed, then derailed about 30 minutes later. It's common for passenger trains to stop like that, but anything with hazardous materials or shipping containers are considered high priority trains, and they do not stop for anything at all.

And that night, they were ordered to stop, which is wildly unusual, including for a train carrying materials like that. They stopped after a wheel detector and derailed before the next one, which is crazy. So, and then I heard then another person said, yeah, the train was told to stop for police activity, which, which is very uncommon because they're considered a high priority. Wait, did I just read this? Yes, you did.

Yeah. Then there's another DM. So, yeah, they don't, because bank robbers and people who rob trains, try to call in those types of stops to make them stop and then hold the train hostage. Like that, those, but that happened like in the 80s. I was to say, that's a thing in this century? Since they put in those, like, do not stop for anything type stuff. like it's like they don't it's part of protocol to never do that so it is insane that something

like this could have even occurred but i wonder why i wonder why that train stopped then because which was very out of than ordinary because of police like some sort of police activity on that train which the police know it's not to protocol to stop when a train like that's coming yeah they're supposed to clear whatever's going on and then you think maybe the police were working for the government and they sabotaged it i don't know i don't know yeah I mean, I don't see why the government would like want the train to derail. Yeah. But let's say we blew up a pipeline recently and there was someone retaliating.

Hmm. The Russian mob. Who knows? I forgot that my. So what's the actual conspiracy? Yeah. They, I mean, so. Because you had a conspiracy.

You just listed what happened. I know, but I'm just like, I'm just letting other people like, look, I'm just putting it out there. Those are the facts. that have been corroborated by multiple DMers, who I checked their train guys, and some of them are on my train guys list so I everybody looked over their credentials. I've had you guys DM me about this too.

Yeah. I've had multiple people DM me as well, but I thought you had a conspiracy. So your segment is now, I'm just asking questions. I'm asking questions. Something's fishy. Yeah, yeah, I'm just going to ask questions. Also, another thing about the recent balloon,

Did you guys see the senator? Senator Kennedy from a southern state, I forget, who said, we just got the briefing on the balloons, lock all your doors tonight. We're jumping from the train to the balloon now. I know, but we got trains. We got balloons. Just saying. She has some questions. Billy's just asking question segment.

Yeah, question asking corner. And then I have a quick question segment, too. It's for Billy and Aryan. Wow, would you guys ever consider playing a football season, Europe. Yes. Now? Yeah. No. I mean, you... Wait, American football? Yes, playing American football. No, I'm done, fam. I mean, you'd be a million times better than anyone on the field. You wouldn't really even have to try. Easily, but I have no interest in keeping up that physical. I'm a golfer, fam. I don't know. I don't even know what football is, honestly. Without coaching. It's a very low skill level.

It's like, it's probably people around Billy's level of skill. Damn. I'm saying, compared to you, like, if you were playing against a bunch of billies, you would probably run train on that team. I actually had a couple teammates who are currently playing in Europe right now. Okay, yeah. So I talked to someone who's currently playing in Italy and he was like, yeah, we could probably get Billy on a team.

Dude, that would be sick. Um, I feel like it would only work if we had a sponsor attached because it's like a big time commitment, but it would be sweet if like you could go out, play for a team in Italy. I could be one of the assistant coaches. That would be awesome. Yeah. I'd go shoot. You could come to and be the, uh, and be the producer. Wait, let me just check something. Where are American bulldogs illegal in Europe? How did your brain go there? Because I'd have to bring my dog. you have a bulldog I thought you had a different kind of dog I have an American bulldog You're thinking American bulldogs Are more athletic bulldogs

So they kind of look pit bullie But they're more like Just a more athletic bulldog Got you Okay Are they illegal? I'm checking The American band dog

What's the American band dog? Oh the American band dogs like because those are those are bold sometimes yeah um yeah

it says American bulldogs are only oh they're banned in Italy fuck they're banned and wait and that's the only country in Europe

they're banned so you could play for one of the other countries it says it says Italy Turkey Bermuda Venezuela

Singapore Ukraine and Belarus why are those dogs banned because because bad people make them fight

look at you look at you we're just talking about setting up a whole cockfighting ring and now now you're now you're talking shit about dog fighting people that's crazy man yeah that shit just never so it's just wild that that line of logic will never cease to amaze me i don't care i don't you know that whatever aside from the kitty porn sniffing dog i look at the rest the dog's the dog is the fucking amazing oh you don't you might not have heard of that huh No, I didn't... There was this dog that they trained to sniff out kitty porn, and it would, like, sniff out, like, hidden USBs and hard drives and stuff like that,

and it had, like, a high success rate of him, like, raiding houses and sniffing out kitty porn. So that dog, fire. The rest of the dogs, I'm indifferent. It is what it is. But that dog is a fucking legend. Yeah, that's... Yeah, he died, RIP. Oh, damn.

Well, maybe... Someone else needs to... step up. Yeah. Sniffing out kid. That's just fired. I don't know who's the idea that was. That she was amazing. Yeah. I thought you were going to say that like, kitty porn had its own smell, but it just knows how to smell places where people could be hiding the porn. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think kitty porn has its own smell. Okay. On a hundred. That'd be interesting. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, if anybody don't have anything else that they're going to air out, we get to melchro dosing. I am getting my LASIC consultation tomorrow.

tomorrow. If anybody's gotten Lacey before, hit me up. I heard it's life-changing, but yeah, my ex-my ex-girl, I got, I got her Lasix for her birthday. She's just, like, forever grateful. Like, she can see the world. It's, she's fantastic. All right. Yeah, I'm excited. Yeah, you should, you should be at you. So you wear contacts? I didn't even know. Yeah, we're contacts. I've been doing it for a long time now. Yeah, she's like, she's just was so elated that she don't have to walk around. Like, she was just like overly emotional. know what the worst part about it's the biggest inconvenience is having to like take it out at night like oh yeah because if you sleep with them in it's really bad i saw some fucking guy on ticot i forget

the name of what he got but like it basically makes your eyes cloudy and your contacts get like stuck in your eyes and you have to get like surgery and your eyes get like bloodshot red i got to look it up it's it's like the scariest looking thing of all time like you go you partially go blind they have to, like, drain your eye. Jesus. Wow. Yeah. I could never.

I've always felt for because, like, I'm, me and my dad, or the only ones in our family that didn't have shitty eyes, the rest of my family just can't see for shit. They got glasses. And it's not regular. They got thick-ass glasses. Like, glasses. They can't see at all. And I just never had it.

I had 2015 vision growing up. I could see perfectly. Yeah, and I've just never had it. It's slowly starting to deteriorate, though, as I age. So, like, I probably have, like, 20-20 now. but I mean I've always just had really good eyes so shout out to the eye maker

yeah I've just never been able to just lay down and take a nap like if I do that I have to take out my content that sucks yeah shit sucks well why don't you wear why don't you wear glasses I do occasionally

but they kind of like they're just like annoying to have on your face if that makes sense but they make intelligent I don't know man I do like that I mean if I had bad sight

I would be a glasses guy them shit's the same It's sexy, man. Mm-hmm. The right bifocals can be appealing. I wear blue-lake glasses because I started screen all day long, but because I like the way of the glasses look, I love glasses. Max.

I think they're one. They spice up a little, they spice up your look a little bit. Yeah, I don't mind them. It's just like something that I would prefer not to use unless I had to. Yeah, I'm also appropriating your culture. So I'm sorry about that. It's okay. Creating bad eye sex.

I actually saw a wild statistic that certain types of artificial light destroy your dopamine receptors in your brain. I actually, Billy, don't doubt that. Like, so blue light glasses help you just not get sad. And I'm a, I think I'm a pretty happy person. I have some. That's because I'm wearing blue light glasses all the damn time. I'm, like, not really educated on the LASIC thing, though. Is it like a quick recovery or do you have to, like, not?

No, it's super quick. Super quick. So I think she She had to like lay down the rest of that day And then you have to wear these like Robocop glasses Or maybe like a couple days maybe But then after that I think you're just good And she but she saw the change immediately though

Like even like when you're blurry from the surgery It was She was way better than what she saw before And the surgery is like a couple minutes right? Yeah it's really fast She was in and out like 15 minutes Yeah Oh that's crazy

Press a button that lasers your eye and then they peel back the eye and then they laser it again and then they... All right. I'm in. I'm going to get the consultation tomorrow and pay my life away for it. But it'll be worth it.

That's got to be worth it. If I couldn't see... Especially if I feel like you think about it like by the time you're spending the rest of your life buying contacts and glasses prescriptions. Yeah. I'm sure it adds up.

Wow, that's wild. shout out to you though that shit ain't that shit ain't uh it ain't inexpensive i'm gonna fucking yeah for sure not it's a it's a personal expense so they don't let insurance cover that oh because it's like technically cosmetic or something yeah yeah which it should not be but that's a whole another health care conversation that i care not to delve into right now nope let's get the voicemails yep mail codosing get it mad dog you haven't done one of these in a while i know we haven't done voices in a while it's been a it's here from the people yeah so And remember, say it again, because I can't hear what y'all are hearing.

A lot of the, I mean, these are kind of all over the place. This is just kind of a shoot the shit. So we got a little bit of everything today. I'll hear some wild shit from these people. And if we run out, I have a ton more. I can load the clip again. So just we can go pretty much as long as we want. Hey.

Yo, macroducing crew. This is Joe calling up from Pittsburgh. Hope you all doing well. Wanted to propose a debate of the century for you. Um, dating back to my high school years about probably 12 years ago at this point. Um, so this had been a topic of conversation for, for term papers all the way through college and, and originally stated at the high school lunch table. So it's a million cats versus T-Rex who wins in a fight.

I know off the bat, it seems pretty, uh, pretty. top heavy from the T-Rex perspective. A million cats, a lot of fucking cats. Could easily suffocate it. They could climb the T-Rex itself and enter internally through the mouth, caught up inside.

You know, a number of different routes to go. T-Rex can wipe them out with its tail. But once it falls over, it's like a tipped-over cow, how's it getting back? Not a cool man. It's been a 50-50 split for the most part for most of my life. to see where you guys' thoughts are. All right. I'm going. So, Aaron...

I actually heard that. Yeah, I heard. Anyone that does not pick, the fact that he said this is 50, 50s, outrageous. I agree. One million. You don't have a concept of what a million cats looks like. That's an outrageous number. That is at least 50 times higher than this would need to be for it to even be like a conversation. Like if you said, 20,000 cats, I would consider a million. That's outrageous. Okay, so, I mean, there's to be a caveat here. The cats have to know that they're trying to kill the T-Rex.

Otherwise, they're just going to scatter. Like, what the fuck am I here for? If the cats have all the same intent, it's a million cats by a fucking landslide, dog. That's not even a conversation. It's not. It's not even close, actually. If the cats know that they're fighting the T-Rex. Like, you would need a thousand of them.

to just like climb into if you would need a thousand cats to be suicide bombers of sorts and say listen we're gonna let him eat us and then he would just like explode like your stomach would explode and that's also matters

any kind of cat or just like domesticated house cats I think yeah I think you meant domesticated house cats yeah because I'm going to say lions and tigers are cats fam I was like house cats are still mean yeah I agree I'm going assholes. One million cats, 100%.

I think if you want to have that conversation, it needs to be 25,000 cats. I mean, a cat, if a cat, hopefully a cat would be smart enough to do this, but if they just like all stormed the T-Rex's mouth and climbed down its throat and just start clawing towards its heart, it would be over in a second. Yeah. Because like even a lot of people's house cats are pretty damn vicious. So if you get a million of them, they're going to be going nuts. Yeah.

A million cats with the same intent. I don't see that. I don't see that taking it now, honestly. And they eat meat, so they'll start to claw and probably eat chunks of it. Dinosaur, close to bird. Yeah, they taste like chicken. Cats loving birds. I didn't consider that.

He's on there. He's like the wagg you. Yeah. Of cat food. Dinosaurs probably tasted pretty good. He probably tasted like halfway between crocodile and chicken and crocodile tastes like chicken. I mean, alligator tastes like chicken.

Yeah, alligator does taste like chicken. Just slightly slimyer. Yeah, it's a little more like chewier, but it's really good. The fry, I had fried, that shit was bomb. Yeah, with like a little bit of Chipotle Mayo. I did not dip it in Chipotle Mayo, but it's good. We were in Louisiana for the, I forget the name of the tournament, the golf tournament,

but they had it like behind the practice area. It was great. By the way, you should compete in the Barstool Classic some time. When is it? They have a ton. They have a ton. There is one in Texas this year. I think I might have sent it to you, but we'll get you in if you want to play.

Yeah, depending on when it is, of course. It's golf. I'm in. Oh, I got to send you all. Check it out. I got a new golf bag. I was going to go with the MacroDose a little. Oh, you saw it?

I was going to go with the macro dose of the one. Yeah, what's the hell? I mean, the dude hit me back. And shout out to these people. So I'm going to plug them. I don't care. MyCustomGolfbag.com. These fucking people, when I say that they're poignant and precise, I emailed them.

Two hours later, they hit me with the details. They're just so on point. They were so fast with it. And I got to, um, I got to design my own golf bag. and so I haven't seen it on my Instagram story. It's just a Black Panther custom design bag with my little Bobby Fino logo. This shit is fire.

I can't wait. I got an expedited so it should be here in like 30 days. I'm hype. Not that y'all care. I love it. Yeah. We had to do the links. Yeah.

Cue up to the next one, Maddie. Hi. Hi, Macquarizing team. This is Nick from Philly. Question. would love to hear you guys answer is if you can take the place of one musical artist and perform a song live so not like you karaoke someone else's song but you're actually the person who made the song and performed it and got to perform your song live who would you be and what would you perform uh we'd love to hear

everybody's different takes on that uh but yeah say handsome stay gorgeous and uh yeah thanks for taking the call did you hear that arian oh yeah i heard that i have my I have mine easily. I'll go if nobody else is ready. Yeah, you can go first. Stephen Tyler, dream on. If I could do that shit, oh my God. I put that shit on all the time.

That's one of my favorite songs of all time, though. It's a good answer. It's just unreal the way he hit the notes and just the way he can yell and shit. Oh, my God. It's just gorgeous. What is pure art. South Shore, Massachusetts legend. I saw him when I went out.

I was maybe seven years old. He was, he was grabbing ice cream at a place near my house. And he walked out with like 30 mini soft serve cones. And I was like, mommy, what's wrong with that guy? He looks funny. And she was like, that's a rock star, son. I love that. I love that explanation by moms. Yeah. Son, that's a rock star. Don't worry, but yeah he's allowed he's allowed to act weird in public absolutely we do give a pass to musicians although there's this new shit that's going around don't if y'all seen this shit these goofy ass fucking red shoes that everybody's wearing yeah have y'all seen this shit yeah don't get me fucking started on these things are bro i'm out on them i am what the fuck is that that's see that's why

i don't understand fashion i don't get the shit i don't understand the shit like mickey mouse looking shoes bro i don't get it though i think it's literally to make people it's a marketing scheme in my opinion just like make people talk and be like these are so ugly but they're a thousand dollars of course they are why wouldn't they be like first they are it is weird how cartoony they look when they're on your feet like it makes you look like

you're like AI generated a little bit but I refuse to to compliment that as a design what are they called just look up what are they called like Mishi red red shoes

look up like just literally look up like like red boots. What about red bottoms? No. Oh my God. Yeah. And it's like a thing. At MSC-H-F's

big red boot, it literally looks like an eraser on your foot. Yeah. I don't know what's going on with this, but it's horrible. But I think

I don't want to give them all the credit. But Kanye started this big-ass shoe thing. Like I remember like maybe last year sometime he was wearing these big ass shoes with this like goofy ass top and let me stop

let me stop down playing fashion because I just don't understand it this is not for me I don't seem like I hate it but this shit is weird to me $1,200 dog holy shit

and it looks so stupid you could make one of those out of a pool noodle for way less shit like y'all remember that ludicrous this video back in the day where he would like stomp,

he had these big ass feet. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like that in real life what's going on here, bro. Like this shit, wow. And so for those who have no idea what we're talking about on YouTube, it's just like it looks like this.

You probably can't see a good version of this shit. Maybe just post up a graphic or something. But this shit, yeah, it's wild, though. It looks like a, it looks like a Smurf's hat on your feet. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I would agree with most fashion I don't fully get. I was watching fashion something with my mom where these people like create fat.

They create like, I guess lines and for models to walk down on the runway or whatever. Next to fashion. I don't remember. I think, um, M.K. What is that? MK. Michael, M.K. Michael Coors?

Yes, Michael Coors was on one of the episodes and like my mom be watching this shit and I'm just looking like these people it's like a reality TV show and these people just create like all these types of clothing for the models to walk down on the runway and I'm just looking at what they

what they have on and I'm just like I truly do not understand because like when I was growing up like I knew how to match like when I cared about clothes like I can match what I could put together an outfit with the woo but it's like it just seems to me the more eccentric

that's what they view as fashionable. But also, I'll hear the critique of it and it's, it'll be like what Michael Corals won't like it, but some other designer will like it. So I'm like, there's really no, it's really just what you feel. Like, dressing is just

putting on things that is expressive, I guess. I guess that's the best way to describe it. It's like a form of self-expression. I don't know, though. I've never understood it. I guess when I was growing up, I guess like Gothic kids,

like they used to dress really anti-everything, right? So like all black and like with makeup and like painted their nails and shit. And that made sense to me because they were like saying, fuck you to the status quo. That actually made sense to me growing up. So I never,

that was never confusing. But like fashion shows are confusing to me because I'm like, I don't know what they're going. I don't know what they're doing. You know what I mean? It's just. Yeah.

Did you see how Sam, Smith was dressed in that like black latex thing. Yeah, bro, I don't, I don't know. I don't get it. I don't get it. Like, what is the statement? Like, you know what is the cold? I don't know.

I guess if you're like a superstar, you're like, let's see like the craziest shit. I can get away with wearing at these shows. It's just a one-time thing. And then Doja Cat, I remember Doja Cat was like all decked out and like red diamonds or rubies or whatever. Like, I'm talking about a whole face painted. The whole body was painted red. Lady Gaga wore that dress made out of meat. Remember, that was a big deal.

She was always... I haven't seen this. Yeah, it was completely made out of meat. Yeah, I mean, that's the same with Sam Smith. One thing about fashion... Wait, hold on, hold on, don't, hold on. Did y'all see Lady Gaga was drumming on live in concert, and she had that girl throwing up on her?

In the... She was... In the middle of... She's drumming like this. I mean, she's really just hitting like the symbol, but like she's drumming. And like some girls literally sitting over there with a, standing over her with a finger down her throat. And it was like blue. It looked like, like, ugh.

I mean, wild. I don't want to take the super like mature take. But yeah, it does. It's kind of, she's promoting bulimia to young girls. Oh, that's what it was? No, no. But I don't think she was trying to promote bulimia to young girls. Or like awareness?

Oh, no, no, no, I just think like, no, I'm saying a lot of girls are going to see that and be like, oh, all right, making yourself puke's cool. That's fucked. Serious problem. I mean, I've had to do that every once in a while if you've been drinking for too long and you start to get a little nauseous or dizzy. Yeah, just shove your hand in your mouth and puke a couple times and you're as good as new. That's the only time I can don't it. I didn't get that. Like, there's certain artistic things that I understand and then there's other certain artistic things.

things that I don't want to criticize without knowing the backdrop of it, but it's just not for me. And so, like, it's just disturbing. You know what I will say? This is kind of related to fashion. I love shoes without shoelaces. And I feel like they're becoming harder to find. Big shoelace. Big shoelace. Dude, I feel like, dude, shoelaces, I think are, what's it called? Outdated? Yeah, they are outdated. needed. I mean, I recently went to buy new shoes. I couldn't find a nice pair that didn't have laces. But when I've had nice pairs about laces, it saves you so much time. Do you know, like, if you calculated how much time of your life is wasted tying your shoes, because usually just

walking around, they become, like, untied and I have to tie them like five or six times throughout the day. That shit adds up. The thing is, the aesthetic, you look like an old person. I don't know. They have some cool laceless shoes. I mean, slippers, I get you, but like, like, the people I know who wear like the, the merrills or the shoes that are slide on, slide off, but also sneakers, all very older, like not disabled, like. Well, no, they have like younger, more like hip laceless shoes too.

Like a loafer? No, not a loafer. like a kind of like um adidas makes a lot of them or used to make a lot of them i can't find them anymore were rochis slip on remember when that was a fad no they weren't but back to the voicemail i don't have a solid answer i have my answer for this question okay really quick hold on really quick real quick i want to let you all cook but this was so fascinating that i have to read this the lady that was throwing up on lady guys that's what she does she's like a performance artist and so like she reached out to some

dude about why she did it she said it was when I was 17 I started exploring performance art and it was the idea that came to me because I wanted to use my body to create a performance that was about beauty from the inside out I came up with the idea of actually vomiting a rainbow using my body as a tool to create paintings it's also about the whole process of the painting Obviously, the paintings themselves can be beautiful or not, but the whole process behind it is what interested me. Is there anyone on the pod that would let me puke a rainbow on them? Well, I technically do eating challenges.

I'm not going to do it to you, Matt, Doc. That's how, when I fail eating challenges. I'm pretty sure I would get fired if I puked on you, but if I puked on Billy, they'd be like, oh, yeah, it's content. Yeah. But they're like, yeah, Donnie puked on a producer at the company. That's wild, though. When I fail eating challenges and puke, it's the exact same thing.

I totally understand what you're saying. No, but when you puke, it looks gross. This girl figured out how to puke like a rainbow. Same. That's beautiful. Yeah, Billy, whenever I watch your food challenges, they always like you, and I just like, I can see it on your face when you're about to lose it. And like, your eyes, like, lower and like, it's done, pack it up, get the can, he's out.

So what's your answer? Garth Brooks, Friends in Low Places For like a hundred He still sells out 100,000 seat stadiums Also a serial killer That's a conspiracy theory Really? Garth Brooks is a serial killer?

Oh, haven't heard that? I've never heard of this Conroy's conspiracy corner Apparently people go into the comments Of like his videos and stuff And say, where are the bodies, Garth? Yeah I mean, wasn't there

Wasn't there a serial killer who, like, would go to dead shows and kill people after dead shows? That sounds very familiar. Like, he'd go after people who were too doced up on psychedelics and kill them? Yeah. Was he, yeah, that sounds very familiar. Roady killer or something? Rodey Seleer killer. Caesar Barone.

You know, this is a little. like a whole thing. I'm reading this article about where are the bodies. It's like a whole thing. Oh, my God. That's hilarious. I mean, there was a very famous murder, the murder of Meredith Hunter, I think

like hell's angels, because they were used as security at the Grateful Dead shows. They may be murder girl, but um. Wow. What else is the, um, what else is y'all's, uh, for the question? Wait, what was the question?

A song that you would want to sing, like you were the artist and you, and you wrote the song. Bohemian Rhapsody would be a good one. Oh, yeah. If you, if you did, uh, gorgeous one, yes. Freddie Mercury's last show, which was at Wimbledon. Like, what was that famous show? Uh, the live aides one. Yeah.

Live aid. Yeah. That looks pretty lit. That, yeah. I've like watched that whole concert. That's a good one. That's a random song that I know every word to. I don't think it's that right.

I know everywhere. Even the... I know all that shit. Galileo. That shit's one of my favorite songs of all time. It's fucking brilliant. But I think that'd be a good one. Yeah.

And people know it to like sing it back. Was that yours? Yeah, I was leaning towards that. I love that. I love that one. In a matter of fact, I would do that one too. It'd be kind of fun being Jimmy Buffett for a day. And then just because parrot heads are insane.

Just go on stage hammered and sing boat drinks and cheeseburger and paradise. But I'm like, I'm not a diehard Jimmy Buffett fan, but he's definitely someone I look up to as a business man. Like, he's a business genius. Yeah. are there any rappers you would want to perform I feel like

performing some JZ song and like in Madison Square Garden would be pretty cool yeah I think it's rap because when I heard the question rap is

I don't think it's necessarily I guess there are certain there are certain rappers with very unique voices that would be fun. Like a DMX. Like at DMX at the height of his career was probably one of the most entertaining artists of all time. Like he literally had two number one albums in one year. That shit is bananas. And his stage energy and presence was just unmatched. So maybe like a DMX song or to your point, Jay Z at the height of his career, it would be public service announcement.

That shit. One of my favorite songs. That is a banger, dog. So like maybe that. one or um uh huh the black album was incredible yeah i hope i got well okay a rap song that i feel like the reason why little way wayne is in my top ten is because of one song b mjr that he will always be in my top ten because he made that fucking track dog i would love i don't even know if that's a banger to his crowd like that i've never been to a wayne concert but to me that was one of the greatest rap songs of all the time. That shit is fucking no hook, just ball. So I would like to do that.

You still there. Oh, can I add a rap song? Oh, y'all didn't hear me? Yeah. Just you cut out for a second. Oh. Shoot. That you're saying, like the Little Wayne people.

I was just saying, I don't know if they, a fan of that song. Like, it's not like a pop hit. It's like, it's on a card of one, I think, or two? One or two. I think it's two. But BMJR, yeah, it's just one of the greatest rap songs of all time, in my opinion. If you guys like watching concert footage, Martin Scorsese's The Last Waltz, which is all about the band. I have a friend who watches that maybe once a week.

It's actually kind of concerning, but it is a very good documentary. It's pretty much just a live concert. Can I put one round on my? You have to say one direction? No. no um it's one if you put rap in my brain uh get off my dick by j cole i would love to do that do you know the words i know i know every single word to that song i love that song and it's that was like my workout song in high school when i like didn't swear i would sing that but that's a

really fucking good song so that i want to put that on there but i still sticking with bohemian rhapsie yeah uh billy uh axel rose has been said to have the greatest voice of all time from like a range perspective that he so i mean sweet child of mine if you could perform it like axel rose then you'd be the greatest singer ever like from from a voice perspective like he rivals he is the greatest range of any singer wow he can do six octaves i didn't know that I've actually never heard really I probably have heard some guns and roses but I've never really dug into it and no kind of law

yeah Axel Rose has a larger larger vocal range than Mariah Carey yeah Mariah Carey gets uh touted with that because her register has a very high one and that that high pitch one is like nobody could do that um

but yeah there's a bunch of people I'm not a bunch but there's a few people with higher ranges or more range than she does I didn't know that but Ariana Grande has a crazy range too yeah she can do those like whistle notes

yeah she can do what Murray Carey does wow I didn't know this is wow Six Occas is not a thing it's not a thing though yeah and Gunn's Rose is sick Axel Rose is kind of a

dick but great voice art from the artist yeah did you go big tea oh you did you went uh garth brooks should get the next one yeah all right oh you forgot mine what the fuck oh shit my baby my bad dog michael jackson easy which one oh which one thriller i see thrillers the obvious pick but um fuck i think smooth criminal might be Yeah, I'm trying to think.

Actually, I think his most, his biggest banger would probably be Billy Jean, though. Yeah. Billy Gene. There was one that I was thinking. Oh, to be Mike and dancing. Oh, man, I didn't even consider that, though. Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right.

I think Billy Jean, Billy Jean would be the best one. Because that's, Billy Jean was the first time publicly and live. He did the moonwalk. which changed the entire game nobody had ever seen it before he jacked it for some street dancing cats that he gave credit to

because he's a real one and innocent but that was the first time publicly that anybody has seen the moonwalk on that stage and he just changed the game he revolutionized dance Mike is the goat man I miss Mike can't

can't hey you should go to the show and you come next week. You told me but I didn't know that it was there I'm definitely going Yeah, you have to

It's so good Who's performing? The Michael Jackson on Broadway Oh I talked about it briefly on a couple podcasts before this

but so good Yep I'm in All right Maddy Fire the next one off Okay You know Macrodosing

Mike from Chicago On your huge fan of the pod On your last episode you guys were talking about the last of us and there's a huge fan of that show and the original walking dead my friends I've had a lot of conversations about you know if an apocalyptic event happened you know kind of what would your plan be where would you go who and what would you take with you how would you get out of a major city if you were kind of ground zero or something like

that so interested to hear what you guys would say but keep up the good work and keep the bears in downtown Chicago later I can only you so much about that. Billy's pretty much a prepper, so you probably have a full plan. Wait, so what was the actual question? I was listening. If you were in a Last of Us, you know, a

zombie apocalypse type of situation. Or just an apocalypse. It doesn't have to be zombies. Yeah. If you were in an end of world situation, how would you, you know, try to survive? What would you try to do? How would you get out? If you, he said if like you were in a major city, how would you try to get out of there if that's like where it starts

like us. If something started in New York, we're all screwed, but something like that. Basically, what would you do? Billy, if you are watching The Last of Us, Billy is kind of giving Bill from The Last of Us. Who's, oh, yeah. No, I do not, but Bill's set up is amazing. Bill has, like, the best setup. And let's not get into last of us, but honestly, escaping from New York in a case of a major tragedy, the best way would be by water. I was just, I mean, that's, yeah. We just boat out. Dirty water, Dawn. The bridge. The Just the go down. Don, remember.

I'm sorry we could get to the sweatshirt. Call of dirty water, Don, we get to the Alpine Arena in New Jersey. No, even then, when you'd have to, the best way would be take the Hudson up to upstate New York because you want to get to the closest freshwater source because away from the population because the looting, I mean, if you look at every major disaster in the past like 30 years, the traffic that's caused, the looting that occurs after, you want to be away from the population centers. You want to get to the place with the best resources,

which is the Great Lakes region. Counterpoint. Freshwater. I went to upstate New York pretty recently, and that place is pretty much already a zombie apocalypse. So I can't imagine what it's like when shit really hits the fan. Yeah. Honestly, I'd try to follow train tracks up to the Great Lakes region

because that would maintain your, like, it would be a straight path and it would be clear of like all the havoc that would happen on the highways in an evacuation scenario. Yeah. We can go to my house. You would have to take the Erie Canal, which might not be operating because they have to use the lifts, the locks and lifts to get you through that. But you could just hike from a certain point and then get to the great legs.

I mean, yeah, just getting on those train tracks. So like you map out the train tracks in upstate New York. They're very far from populated areas, a lot of them for the transit ones. Yeah. So just follow the rail. tracks because that's going to be the best way follow the Hudson yeah to the train get out of the tri-state

try to get the trail tracks in my real plan is if like a bomb gets dropped a nuclear bomb gets dropped let's say a tactical nuke in Ukraine I'm like high tailing out of here like ASAP I'm just like where are you going I got a place

are you allowed to tell us what the place is you have a plan already is the place just your house we have like we have like chemical like three chemical incidences have occurred in the past like week and there's balloons i mean look if you're not playing for this kind of stuff the signs are all there billy is so bill from the last of us my older brother lives in sort of rural new mexico so maybe i would i would try to make it out there

i'd feel safer there than new york yeah i mean that's you got to cross the entire country um so yeah i like the idea of taking the hudson up i mean because the thing is there's a ton of people who don't know how to operate without civilization and society in these, you know, concrete jungles that were built. And you're going to have all those people looking for stability and resources and it's going to be insane. Can I ask a question? We were actually talking about this upstairs because they asked this on the bracket,

the same question. Why are you not just putting a bullet in your head and feeling like I don't want to do with this? I think I don't think I'm going to try it. I don't think I would become a Joel. I don't think I would become as hero situation. You don't have to become a hero, but you can at least try.

But then, so, but also we were saying like, okay, so you're in an apocalypse type situation. What is there to live for? Like, it's your whole life is going to be desolate. Everyone you know is going to die. There's going to be no resources. You're going to be unhappy. What's the point? Like, why not just die now?

You don't have to do anything. A gigantic warlord, an apocalyptic scenario and being like the king of like a small patch of a little. Yeah, like that's pretty sick. Reinventing society. Yeah, I think that, Donnie, you hit a nail on the head. That's what you survive for, in my opinion. It's like seeing the other side of it.

No, you reinvent society. You know what I'm saying? You organize and you create other survivalists because they're probably some of the cream of the crop or they're either the cream of the crop or they know how to hide really will and you think you need both, right? You need doers and you need to get it doneers, right? And so I think when you reorganize society, you really get to do it the right way. You know what I mean? Let's set up by a fresh water source. Let's start agriculture and let's build a community of people that care about each other

and care about the surrounding environment. And then we run into Billy's ass. We just kill them. No question's ass. All these fucking, you know, all these goddamn imperialists that want to just take over resources and just get greedy during that time, that we off them. We off them. I like that, Aaron.

Yeah. I think I'd put a bullet in my head. I was joking about the warlord part. I don't think you were. we've got a couple like apocalyptic or you know like in a in a in a forest scenarios where you your first instinct is to kill off people fam no it is and it's not to kill people yeah it's to survive then to kill people no it's to acquire resources and you have to kill people to do when did i ever say to kill people didn't you want to kill big tea no you have to kill people to

acquire their resources this was that was pft who is gaslighting every everybody into trying to fight each other. Oh, so now you're like POT because he's not here? Yeah. Yeah. That type of manipulation wouldn't fly in the new society. Interesting. Write your top five commandments in the new society.

Nope. Top five Billy laws in the new society. We remember we made a point we said anytime you're writing any sort of document that sort of relates like a manifesto that's like you're going down the wrong hole. That was like one of the first rules of macrodosing. No manifestos. Yeah, but I feel like if we're reinventing in a society, you have to have laws. Like a constitution.

Eighth, not kill eight. That would be good first law. No stealing. No stealing. Yeah. So no killing, no stealing. No assaulting. And that's it.

I just don't know how well those are going to. No rape. That's, yeah. That's assault. That could be categorized under assault. sexual assault yeah true i like those three uh how how do people how do you follow or how do you punish people for not following rules if you're in like a post apocalypse like how you how you how you yeah where we stand on capital punishment this is good in the

apocalypse christ how you go from like punishment from like you know breaking a law to like killing them jesus christ no i'm just i mean what happens with a break rule number one Yeah, no, I mean That's tough I don't believe killing is a thing But there has to be some kind of threat of violence In order to enforce laws That's just I think that's just a byproduct of society

I just don't get out I feel like if it's the end of the world That's just life That's life Life is violence And you have to You have to You have to have the threat of violence

In order to enforce Laws You have to In any peaceful society there has to be a threat of violence you don't have to enact it but you have to have a threat of violence so monopoly on violence to enforce laws

what the fuck does that even mean that is the only way honestly damn like you're the only one that can enact the violence kind of thing no I think you'd have to have a communal effort I think that would be the most

I guess you know constructive way to do it so but it's and that's I think This is why I'm a pessimist. The greed of human nature will always, you know, supersede the collective good, I think, personally. But I think there are, like, you can build a community of good people, but there's going to be some fucker that comes along and tries to infect it with dog shit. Yeah.

It's sort of like how communism can work if it's just a small group of people. but when you try to apply it to a whole country, then it starts to get pretty fucky. But if it's just like a small group of people who know each other, there are ways to like, we're just going to share everything. You know?

And it, that has worked at times. It's more just it's never worked as like an overall system for an entire country. Yeah. Well, nothing has worked. No system has worked.

Yeah. I would argue. Nothing has worked. Yeah. I think like small, scale you can say things have worked and like yeah but yeah I mean they're we have to define what what does work

to mean you know um yeah what does work to mean because I think it just whoever has the most who I mean the thing is

you cat like capitalism has proven to bring the most people out of poverty ever. That is on paper. No, that's actually true. That's a fact. This isn't that true. That is true. No, that's 100% of fact. I mean, obviously it's got negative side effects.

No, I mean, that's just true. It's had a lot of negative side effects too, but it's been proven to raise the most people out of poverty. I'm not true. It has been proven. How do you say that's not true? there has been multiple societies that have been brought out of poverty

because of other social systems like that has nothing to do with what they say I'm letting myself get stuck back into it I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna do it good for you I don't I have I was not prepped for this conversation I haven't argued these points in long time

let's move on to I could absolutely argue that shit though no you could not no you could not you wish I could okay at the height of Okay. When Cuba was going down that bad rabbit hole and they were, they were demonized, right? They had a higher literacy rate than America did. They had lower mortality for death, for infancy. There's plenty of positives that have came from other systems outside of capitalism. But it's all demonized because we put embargoes on every single. single culture that has anything else but capitalism but like I said I don't have a data in front of me and I'll argue those points later we could we should get into that because there's great arguments to be had and to be made China's China's embrace the thing is there is there is the point that China statistics have kind of skewed that measure of capitalism bringing the

most people out poverty because there's literally such a large population well and also China, like, they raised a lot of people out of poverty by embracing, like, many aspects of capitalism. Like, I would say now, like, China is a very capitalistic place if you go there. You mean, there's, it's like one of the most commercial, uh, materialistic places in the world right now. Like luxury goods are more expensive there than they are here just because they're valued so much but yeah no i'd say china's like their their economy is is is capitalistic with the caveat

that the government can just show up and take control of your business if they want but um it like they started to lift everybody out of poverty when they started like when they started to adopt forms of capitalism but let's say save this for another podcast. I'm with that. Next voice move. Hey, beautiful people. This is Lucy from

Guelph, Ontario, Canada. And I just had a question. So I'm actually planning on moving out of the country after I graduate university. I'm in spring. Shout out my daughter. I'm actually planning on Edinburgh, Scotland. And I'm sort of making a

to-do list of things I want to do before I leave. You know, like revenge. I want to enact on people, people I want to admit that I like or don't like. And I'm just wondering what would be your list of things you would do if you were leaving the country. Thanks, guys. Bye. I heard her, but it was kind of cutting up for me.

What did she say? So she's moving from Canada to Scotland after she graduates college and she wants to know, like, what should she do? Should she burn bridges? Should she admit to people that she's in love with them? Like, what would be on your to-do list if you're, like, basically peace and out of America? to move to like europe and go play yeah wow oh it's just like up in up and leaving her environment yeah yeah uh shout out to a female macedogeon though yeah i mean first and foremost

my favorites yeah um no you don't burn bridges though what kind of sinister's why would you do that if if i had a big crush on someone i would be like look i'm leaving rom-com this shit i'm in love love with you see what happens yeah as i don't think that that move is what it used to be because the technology in order to keep in contact with people is is there so it's not like i'm never gonna see you again it's like we could definitely face time and or whatever so yeah but it's hard to face time and admit you're in love with someone versus just saying like i'm in love with you i'm moving to europe and then you're like okay let's try to make this work i just watched a movie about that last night but it would almost suck so much more if they're like i love you too and you're like

well fuck i'm leaving the country well then maybe you pull like a rachel and ross and you're like i didn't get on the park yeah i mean as someone who had lived abroad for a while i i never burnt too many bridges because i'm like i'm coming back to the u.s at least twice a year and i'll probably see all you guys again um so i'm trying to think i've ever just burnt a bridge and fucked off I think it's more just, it's a time for you to, once you leave the country, just choose who you want to keep in touch with and who you want to leave out of your life. Because it is a convenient way to just cut ties with people. If you're like, normally when I'm here in the U.S., I always have to hang out with this person, I always have to see them. Once you're abroad, you can be like, all right, I'm going to use this as like a way to just stop seeing them. And when you come back to the U.S. only see the people you want to see. definitely get some sort of line of credit that you never plan on paying back

and just high tailing out the country. I knew like three or four people in China and I was like, oh, why did you move here? And they're like, I didn't want to pay my college loans. So just move to China. And apparently if you don't pay them for a certain amount of time, they eventually just like throw them out or forget about them. It might be like five or ten years.

No extradition. College loans here? Yeah, they had college loans back in the U.S. And they moved to China and they were like, yeah, I guess my parents get mail about my loans like every month. But they were like, but like after six or seven years, they kind of like, they just give up on getting the loans. And they were like, yeah, I'll move back to the U.S. once they give up trying to get the loans. That's what. Can they garnish wages overseas?

uh garnish wages like take away your wages yeah uh no i don't think but student loans are the only not in china student loans are like the hardest one that they're the only ones that like survive bankruptcy like if you declare bankruptcy it still doesn't expunge your student loans so i don't know how that would be i get i get why they put that law into effect because coming out of school with zero assets, it would be pretty easy just to declare bankruptcy there and then and get rid of them. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So I guess there's a rumor that if you don't pay for seven years, they just, I mean, I know, I know people with student loans are longer than that. But if you don't pay them. Yeah, if you don't pay for a full seven years and avoid. Because the collection people

won't go to China. No, they're definitely not going to go to China. seven years in China she's just banished do they go away and say? Imagine if you come back after seven years like thank God and then you just like get off and some alarm starts going and they're like

he's back he's back it says yeah it says that a lot of the big credit bureaus remove the default status and late payments from your report seven years after the first miss payment that led to the loan

defaulting and being charged off I'd get the money from a loan shark, someone who wouldn't have any type of records. So if you moved to China for seven years, don't make a single payment on your student loans, you come back and they just no longer exist? It could be 10 years? I don't know. I mean, this is not something I recommend doing, but I knew a few people who were like, yeah, they keep on asking my parents, but I'm just not going to pay them and not move back to the U.S.

for a while interesting yeah so to the to the lady uh i would say just uh if you got anybody trying to highlight hall at them kiss kissing and hug the people that you love goodbye and uh enjoy your new journey man hopefully hopefully it's a good one have fun in edinburgh Scotland's a cool place yeah favorite city eat some haggis that's the that's like the only type of scottish food i know you if you move somewhere like that which is so close to the goddamn arctic circle you better have a crazy vitamin d ratio like like getting the sun like buy a freaking like solar lamp to get the get the sun the sun shines in scotland though i mean in edinburgh yeah it's it's so close to the Arctic Circle, that's when you start getting

to like the super long nights. The super long nights, but it's not super cold. Like, I don't think it's not, it's not colder than New York. There's still the Gulf Stream. Yeah, yeah. Scotland had stayed light, really late. Yeah, so just for half the year though. Yeah. When we were there. Yeah, you were in the summer, so yeah.

So, I don't know. Just figure out vitamin D. Environmental factors. I heard a quote about Glasgow Scotland and Edinburgh, Scotland. And it was, Edinburgh is the really attractive lady, who is kind of high maintenance. You've got to take on, like, fancy dates. And then Glasgow's the, the chubby chick that will show

you a good time. Glasgow headbutt. The Glasgow headbutt. No, the Glasgow kiss. Oh, yeah. That's the headbutt. Yep. They do love to fight there, but. Took them to me bird. They're not going to fight an American girl, so you don't have to worry about that. Yeah. All right, should we move on? Yep. Hey, good. Hey, what's up? My name's Joe.

I'm from L.A. And, like, dude, I just have no idea what savory means, like, at all. Like, I got the other taste down, you know, and know what sweet is, no what salty is. Like, people just keep telling you, oh, yeah, savory. Like, it's not sweet. Like, okay. Savory to flee. Oh, like, that doesn't help.

Like, what is, how do you learn what it tastes means? I got a good way to describe this. I don't get it. Also, I've never lived through the pod. So, like, I don't know if it's really sense for you guys. That is awesome. Yeah, I was like, this is a weird question for macrodose. I thought the end was funny. Do, I, it's so.

Did you hear it, Aaron? No, I can't hear that one. He just, he wanted to know how to describe the word savory. He was like, I know what sweet means and I know what sour means, but like, what does savory mean? How do you do something? Well, I reject. I mean, how would you describe something tasting sweet without using the word sweet? Right.

It's the same thing. Sugary. Which I think savory means salty. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly. But salty, but also. Or rich flavor. Yeah. But you can have a rich dessert too.

Yeah. Dinner is savory. Dessert is sweet. Yeah, and I think it probably comes down to something sweet if there's more sugar than salt and something savory if there's more salt than sugar. That's probably the ratio. Yeah, which I would say like juicy is how I would describe savory, like a juicy steak a savory steak.

Yeah, steak is savory. Yeah, and sweet and savory is the best combo of all time. Like what's one thing that's like sweet and savory? That's like when you get like a sweet glaze, like a maple sugar, like a brown sugar glaze on your ribs or something like that you know like a lot of barbecue sauces are very sweet because they go well with the salty savory meat barbecue i would say is kind of sweet i mean is not exactly savory like ribs yeah because they'll have like a sweet sauce well it depends i think they they like to do like a sweet sauce on a lot of yeah a lot of barbecue that's another good like

mango habanero wings that's good flavor yeah you got sweet you got savory and you got spicy how about can any of you guys explain what the taste uh umami is um um one way i heard describe it was a burger on the it's on the front of your tongue like it's really it's really in your face as soon as you bite into it like it doesn't taste taste take take long for the to develop in your mouth. I don't know if that's correct. I have an umami seasoning from Trader Joe's at my house that I put on everything.

And I don't know what it does. I don't think I've ever had it. I've had ummmy burger. Yeah, no, I'm sure you, I'm like, I'm sure you've had things that have a lot of umami flavor. You just haven't known it's called that. Right. I don't think the internet's working here,

but if I could bring up a list of like, umami foods. Umami foods. it's like a lot of Asian foods, right? Yeah, right here, just seafood meats, aged cheeses, seaweed, soy foods, mushrooms, tomatoes, kimchi, green tea. I don't know. I never understand the tea thing.

Tea is just weird to me. Do you drink coffee? Mm-mm. Yeah, I don't know. I drank some coffee this morning. and just, it didn't wake me up. It just made me feel very jittery. But it wasn't Stella Blue Coffee,

which I think that was the problem. Yeah. All right, we did. It don't sponsor this podcast, do they? No, but. But it's big cat. Yeah. We love Stella Blue.

Next voicemail, please. Never had it. Hey, guys. My name's Avi. I'm from Toronto. I'm one of the small number of girl macrodosians. My question is for Aryan

and it's who would you let and who would you not let babysit your kids from the macrodosing crew. Thank you guys. See you later. Did you hear that? Yeah, yeah. Shout out to another

female macrodotian. Canadian female macrodotions. Yeah, that's wow. I definitely I don't think this is an indictment I just think there are people that have not had kids and been around kids in a capacity like that

so it's not like I think you're a bad person but I mean I vet everybody who I have watched my kids anyway so before you answer this I do know CPR okay hopefully my kids don't need it Well, you're watching them.

Yeah, but I don't think Billy, I don't think I'd let you watch my kids. Fuck. Donnie, I don't think I'd let you watch my kids, man. No offense. I used to babysit every once in a while. Yeah, no, I just don't know you like that. Okay, yeah, yeah.

I ain't got nothing to do you. Yeah, just don't know you like that. True. Big T, I don't think you like kids. So it's a no for me. There's no way for me to respond. to that that's good. Right. True then.

Yeah. You either you can't say I love kids and then you can't say yeah, I hate children. So I... You can say I love kids without I am a pedophilic implement I am indifferent to children.

Yeah. I need somebody who loves kids man in a non-sexual way. Avery Um No No No every I think you're just a little too

Young Still got some partying left in you All right You might get a DM slide And you know It might distract you or whatever I'll take that PFT

Uh Maybe Yeah maybe He's older You know he's older You know, he's older. He's not, he's, you don't got shit to do. Maddie, yeah, absolutely Maddie can, women, women in general, it would be hard pressed

for me to say no to a woman. You have to be, something's got to be wrong with you because, like, women in general are very caring individuals and Maddie seems like a very sweet, loving individual. That will take care of my children. Thank you. I have watched Barstall Kate Cashett, her son. Oh, really? He's at him here.

Yeah. And he's the, he is the coolest baby. on planet earth but yeah I baby I've babysat co-workers kids before so I have experience would you let me and he was chill would you let me coach your son in like a a day camp sort of thing and what any sport just like like just no sports camp no not like just like oh he's going to a day you go you're going to teach him out of lift bro they too young to lift oh no no no we just like just like running like seven on seven flag football well his dad yeah yeah so arian foster like like

You send him to day camp and Billy's the counselor. Yeah, I don't mind that. Okay, okay. You got Army fatigue pants on and black paint under your eyes. And we're going to learn football today. Boys, we learn today. I got fired as a camp counselor. For what?

Well, definitely not you then. Well, no, I was actually a great counselor. All my campers love me. But I had a day off. And on my day off, I was at a party. At the end of the party, someone offered me a nug a weed. And I was like, oh, I guess I'll take it. And I put it in my pocket, went back to camp.

And the camp was doing my laundry and found a nug a weed in my pants. And so when all my campers were at lunch, they called me into the office. And they were like, you need to leave camp now. And then all my campers came back after lunch and I was just gone. And they were like, where the fuck did he go? And I talked to the other. They're like, they were pretty sad that you've just disappeared over lunch. How long ago was this?

Because we does not look at as that unfavorable nowadays. Yeah, this was back when I was, um, was this pre-college? Maybe I was, uh, I was going into my senior year of high school. Okay, that makes sense. So it was like 2004, five, three. around there, early 2000s? Yeah. Yeah, I think weed was a little more frowned upon back then.

But even then, it's like, it's not like cocaine. Even if it was, we're like, hey, the kids love you. Don't do this shit around them. They go, no. They didn't give you a chance to explain yourself. They were just like leave because of a little, they were just like leave. And my parents were had left the country at, at that point. And so I had to go and live at my grandparents house for a week.

Damn. But that was cool. It was chill, but it was very awkward just being dropped off at my grandparents and having to explain to them. I was kicked out of camp for weed. Unreal. Next one. Yep. It's my last one before I got a shake.

I have a doctor's appointment I have to get to. Also, I'm glad that I'm the only one, basically with PFC that is allowed to watch the kids. Yeah. This is Brian from New Jersey. I love the pod. Listen every week. question for you guys is if the end of the world happens some kind of apocalypse whatever you guys think it is it sounds like what's your outfit going to be oh outfits like what you're not going to be personally i think i'm just going to dress like stone cold steve austin with like the double knee braces and the jean shorts and i'm just going to go whoops and ask until my time to go but let me know what you think all right guys thanks Outfit in the Apocalypse

It's got to be Rambo With the freaking 50 cows around your chest Definitely invest in a vest A bulletproof one Like a bulletproof vest Your investment But you know you're about to die right That was the whole premise

Like you know you about to go Oh yeah I'm just I'm in my slides I'm in my flip flops Cool little shorts I'm chilling Quick quick tip hypothetically if it's zombie apocalypse

a lot of animal trainers wrap their wrists in duct tape so if they get bitten it doesn't sever a vein so and prevent bites in order so if like it is zombies and you got to fight them

with your hands just be good to duct tape your forearms I might wear a wetsuit something like that because then if it's like a flood or a tsunami or a hurricane or a zombie apocalypse like it's hard to bite someone and break the skin if you're wearing a wetsuit a shark a shark chain mail wetsuit yeah you know those chain mail wetsuits they have for shark diving yeah if zombies buy animals do they turn into zombies too i am legend had zombie animals

yeah yeah i saw i am legend trending today because all the stuff going on great movie I think it's trending because they've announced they're making a sequel as well. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, I didn't click on it. Oh. I love that.

Will Smith just wants whatever movie they'll give them at this point. Oh, Michael B. Jordan and Will Smith. Oh, so the alternate ending is going to be candid. Yeah, that's very weird that they're using the alternate ending to lead into it. He survives. What happened in the alternate ending? I think he gets out and survives. How?

I think through like some tunnel. Isn't it like in the alternate ending? He realizes that he's the bad guy and that like the zombies are actually not bad people. Well, because the end of the movie, right, is him. I haven't even seen the actual movie. Oh, really? The end of the movie, if you haven't seen it, it's from like 2005. You haven't seen it by now.

That's, that's on you. he's like locked himself in a room and the zombies are basically about to like beat down the door and kill him he's just like waiting in there to die so i i am unaware of what the alternate ending is or how it could be uh how the film could continue i heard i heard that crazy thing about the alternate ending that it turns out the zombies like aren't bad i thought the alternate ending he basically just escapes to whatever safe place

there was the any movie where the actor can keep your interest and that's like the only person in it is just phenomenal

like we don't give enough credit to like him Tom Hanks on Castaway Like shit like that It's just phenomenal Like you're the only person in the movie And we still interest it That's wild though

Oh is this why Gene Smith Post the video of him crying Because he didn't get picked for the sequel That would be Kind of funny if that's the case Yeah no Who is crying Uh Jaden Smith

Oh There's just a video trending of him crying? Yeah, because he posted it. Dude, the last movie he made with Jaden sucked, so Will's probably like, all right, you're going to have to set this one out. I'm using Michael B. Jordan.

Michael B. Jordan's my on-screen son now. Leaving Earth or? After Earth. Oh, yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't bad like that, but it wasn't the best type of movie. I get that. I think it was a Scientology.

Wasn't it Scientology propaganda? I may have heard that. Yeah. But yeah, and the I Am Legend alternate ending, he learns that the vampire-like creatures are only attacking his home because the creature's leader is the significant other of his latest test subject that he had kidnapped to try to create a cure. Oh, yeah.

Realizing that the creatures are still intelligent and have a form of communication and have developed their own society, he lets the test subject go and realizes that he's the one who's become a monster. Whoa. So how does it explain why they were all killing the other humans? Yeah. I don't know. All right, y'all.

It's been the real. I got a dip. Wish me luck on my appointment. Have fun. Be safe. Peace, peace. So we've actually found PFTs. He's escaped the Signore Frogs.

And he's back on here to answer some voicemails. What up? What up? What's up, bitches? How's it going? I'm coming to you live from Mexico. This is God's country here. Saw some whales this morning.

What type of whales? Some lobo merinos. Some humpback whales. Some big ass humpback whales. They were jumping out of the water. For some reason, humpback whales, like, why is every life insurance and like financial services company? Why do they love whales? Why are they like, you know what we need in our commercial is a whale?

Because they go to Mexico and they see the whales jumping and they're like, that's sick. We should put it on our logo. That's probably right. Yeah. like you you think it's cool right yeah i mean it's awesome i was just oh there's a whale right out there right i'm looking at the ocean right now for my balcony and you can see one right there yeah i can see one that's pretty safe does that make you love life in insurance i saw it's blow a hole it makes me want to pay uh it makes me want to reduce my deductibles and uh set up my family for life

within a customized annuity payment that's what it makes is there you said every insurance company is there more than one. I can only think of one. Prudential is a rock. It is a rock. Pacific Life is the whale. Prudential kind of looks like a whale randomly. I've seen other

logos that and commercials that involve whales. It's not just Pacific Life. Whale logos. Vineyard Bonds. Yeah. Every day should feel this thing. I meant just insurance, but yeah. Yeah. Not actually seeing them. All right. So they adopted the humpback whale as their symbol because it reflects the whale's qualities of persistence, performance, and strength.

Like whoever says, oh, a humpback whale is very persistent. They show up every day, lunch pail at hand. Yeah. I mean, they are strong just because they're fucking huge. They're big. I saw this one group of like four whales and it's the mom and the baby. It's cool because like the mom is teaching the baby how to jump out of the water. and so the mom like very gracefully gets out of the water and then the baby try to learn how to do it gets out of the water and they just start flailing just their limbs going in every different because they don't know how to do it yet but apparently they jump out of the water because they get barnacles on them and when they land back in the water the impact of their body hitting the surface tension knocks the barnacles off so that's why they do oh it's got to feel great and also just because it's probably fun it's got to be a lot of fun uh yeah the dads I'm pretty sure the whale dads I pretty sure the whale dads abandoned the pods and they had their own

like dudes only pods Where are the fathers? Yeah, no the fathers They don't stick around That's not consistent Gentleman's only club Yeah I think they actually move a lot like elephants

Where they have like pods of Elephants do the same thing right Where like all the males hang out And then the moms and babies Hang out And that's when they That's when the older males

Discipline the younger males Because like younger males will actually, when they're in must. Yeah, they'll fuck around and run over a village. Yeah. The guy said that he's been taking people out on this tour for four years, almost every day. Every day he's been working. And there's only been one day where he hasn't seen a whale and or a humpback whale.

And that one day was because there was a pod of 20 orcas that was swimming around. And they were going haunting. So all the humpback whales were like, we're hiding from the orcas, but he'd never seen orcas out here before. Also, fun fact, I just learned when orcas hunt humpback whales, they go for the babies. Oh, yeah. And they separate them and they just eat their tongue. They don't eat the rest of the body. They eat their tongue. And then they just like discard the rest of the body. It's like when they catch a great white shark, the orcas will eat the liver. They just like shark liver. Yeah. They're very, they're very picky eaters. Those. Yeah, because they're kind of like

humans. Like humans are at the top of the food chain so we can afford. to be picky and and orcas there's really no one fucking with them in the ocean so they you know they're picky eaters because they can be picky eaters yeah um yeah exactly they don't they don't need to eat everything i guess no but yeah damn they just eat the tongue yeah it's kind of fucked up the baby's tongue yeah if you're lower on the food chain you just got to eat whatever you can get your hands on but not orcas you think they hate humpback like the bigger whales i think you think they have mass envy i think humpback whales hate orcas i think a lot of animals hate orcas i think we're the only people that like

like orcas yes i think we're right yeah we're the only animals that like orcas it's like everyone else is like those guys suck and we're like free willie yeah i agree i think like dolphins maybe like sometimes enjoy chilling with them but I'm pretty sure that orcas will hunt dolphins too. Yeah. So I think orcas literally like, like when they're locked up, like other fish, I mean, other whales would watch blackfish and be like, fuck those guys. Keep them locked up. Yeah.

Keep them locked away. It's got to be so annoying. It's got to be so annoying for everybody else in the ocean. Like the one hope that they had was for human beings to step in and just be just be assholes like we are to every other beautiful species where we'll go out like we'll hunt blue whales for their blubber. Yeah. We've destroyed habitats of probably quadrillions of bees.

And the sea life is probably like, let's go humans. All right, the humans are going to set their sights on killer whales next, I bet. That'll be nice for me. And then we see them and we're like, let's put them on T-shirts. These things are awesome. Yeah. Well, hey, to Orca's credit, they have never killed a human in the wild. Only in captivity.

We actually don't know if they've killed a human, like since recorded history. I think since recorded history though there's only been there was a report of one guy who got like accidentally bit in the leg but then the orca like realized it was a human and let go orcas will straight up eat moose

if moose are swimming in like between Canadian islands they will eat a moose they'll attack a moose and kill it that's awesome but yeah I mean it's super fucked up but okay I'm starting to put the pieces

together with orcas here because they're super intelligence right like some of the most intelligent animals on earth i bet you that like the blackfish orcas i think they're faking it i think they're faking their depression to make us to make us feel sorry for them and let them back into the wild because they know us so well yeah but i mean like if you were locked in that small little pool and just had to swim circles you'd be pretty depressed too yeah and have to do tricks i mean it honestly sounds pretty cool like get to hang out in Orlando

like what Orlando fucking is the worst place in the country dude yeah maybe if you hate medieval times that's a bad take oh my god what if orcas are so smart that they're only going after the migrants floating over in rafts because they know they can get away with it

that's I don't know about that bill I don't think they know about politics I dude they're pretty freaking smart yeah um big T you just said something about Orlando that I would like to dive into a little bit because I tend to agree

with you. I think me and Big T are going to agree that Orlando is, it can be a fun place. Great city. If you have kids and you want to bring them down to Disney World, yeah, I'm sure that would be a lot of fun. I'm saying outside of that. Yeah. Still wrong. Head on, head on to I drive, pal. Greatest mini golf in the world. Good restaurants. Head down to Universal City Walk. Great more good restaurants place one of the most fun places in the world you couldn't be more off base i off MLB's new gigantic bases you're still off wait guys the last time i was there we tried to go to an olive garden uh we couldn't get a reservation the line was out the door we tried to go to three other restaurants couldn't get a reservation ended up having to have dinner out of denny's um okay

nice and uh yeah that was that was my that was my first night in or Orlando. And the second day, I mean, Dana Beers got married in there, Denny's. Yeah, but that was a lot of Vegas. Amazing golf in Orlando. Time out, guys. Off the coast of Portugal, Orcas have been making coordinated attacks on boats without propellers. But they haven't killed anyone in those boats. Because they haven't been able to sink them. I mean, they've sunk. They've, they've, but like, maybe that's because they're eating, they know that the boats without propellers have like they might be raths with like riot migrants but they attack the wrong ones let's not go back to the migrants here i know but yes i i do remember hearing

about that i think it was like yeah in the last few years they started to attack boats off of portugal um jesus i think maybe those boats were carrying food i think these killer whales are so good at killing that the reason why we don't know if they've killed people in the wild is because they get away with it. They're like Hitman. They get rid of the bodies. They're killer. They're called killer whales for a reason.

Actually, they're called killer whales because they're whale killers. That's like, that's true. That is true. I know they're Orcas, but like, dude, what if these guys are just so smart? They just get away with killing. I mean, I'm sure they could pull it off, but I don't know. maybe just humans don't taste great I mean we're mostly bones

and compared to what they're used to eating we're a lot of bone and not a lot of I think not a lot of flesh on this podcast Big T would probably taste the best Don't start with this again He's like Are you kidding? I mean this is come on

We actually talked about this while you're away How your manipulation wouldn't be tolerated Yeah we mentioned this today Yeah What? Yeah This exact scenario Yeah

What about who would taste better? No, shut up. I think if you were a dead body, you'd be the most attractive PFT. That means that I'm the most attractive alive. No, no, no, no, just when you're dead. Okay,

when I'm not fighting back. I have no idea what you guys talked about and I don't think that I want to. It's exactly what you just did. Never. Who cares? Shall we do some voicemails? Let's do it. My computer's running low on battery.

So I'm just going to stick it out until it shuts down on everybody. How about that? That's cool. That'll be the end of the show whenever your computer does. Okay. All right.

Sounds good. I mean, listen, I'm battling through a lot of adversity to be on this podcast right now. I hope everybody appreciates it. I could be at a pool drinking a giant glass of margarita right now, but I'm not.

I'm here with you guys. You know what's crazy, though? Will Compton just arrived. in Cabo. Are you going to link up with him? Oh, he's down here? Yeah, I think he just landed. I'm going to see where he's at. He probably can't afford the resort I'm saying.

I would be shocked if he could. Maybe I'll meet him down at like the tequila shark saloon in downtown Cabo. By the way, steroids totally legal here. Oh, yeah, there's um, uh, anyway,

you're isn't it crazy that the sun was out today so I wore my tank and you have to go to Mexico to wear a tank pretty cool yeah I guess

yeah sure that's crazy yeah chose a bad time to go yeah sun's here sun's out in New York sun's out and guns are out

in New York and you know hey you have to buy a plane ticket yeah they got whales up there yeah just sometimes depends on

which bar you're at my older brother used to work on a whale watching boat up in Boston. A lot of humpbacks. Yeah, they're pretty sick. The tail is, it takes so long to get to the tail because that back is so crooked. I think I might just become like a full-time whale expert right now. Isn't it wild that a blue whale is the largest creature that has ever lived on earth? So even if you go back to the time of dinosaurs, it's still larger than like any sort of prehistoric

animal. Not like pluridons. I think a blue whale is larger that. than on a Yploridon. Or shit, fuck him up, Billy. No, I remember seeing that a blue whale is like the biggest animal that has ever existed on planet Earth. It is insane that I can pronounce Liplodon, but I can't pronounce other words. Like nuclear? Yeah. McLeod.

He had Lys Rite plurdon like at the tip of his tongue. Ready to go. Liplodon, phyroids. Blue whales, the largest known animal to have ever lived. That is. Bigger than any dinosaur. 85 feet. Get wrecked, Billy.

How long is blue whale? A blue whale is 100 feet. Damn. Damn. Longest, but I think... I think it just massed. Blue whale length, 79 feet. 75.

Okay, the longest one ever recorded was 108 feet. That's insane. But we have found some... I don't think we've ever found the largest Lipluridon. what the fuck's a liploridon a liploridon is like a gigantic like basically it's the closest thing that ever walked earth to a uh the lockness monster no why am i blanking on this what's the it's a lovecraftian chitulu no not katulu just why is it oh my what about the giant redwoods the giant redwoods are bigger than blue will and that is

yeah so it's the large it's the largest animal but there's someone larger than a redwood there's a certain type of tree which it's like it's a ton of different trees but they're all connected underground so it's considered one organism and that's the largest living organism ever oh the leviathan oh yeah named after the biblical creature oh it's a humongous fungus is the largest living organism. Oh, yeah, it's underneath the ground. It connects all the trees. Yeah, yeah.

All right, shall we do a voicemail? Yeah. Wait through? Sorry. No, we're not waiting. We're not waiting to read more Laplorodont. No, they found a, there's an extinct whale that might be bigger in the blue whale. But they've only found the teeth.

To ask a question for you. I was thinking macrodosing high or macrodosing university, but if y'all were teachers at a school, what do you think your subject of choice would be and what would be your vibe as a teacher? You know, I kind of see Big T as an authoritarian history teacher, you know, preaching the Constitution in the Bible every day. PFT's got that that football coach vibe of where's nothing but school swag gear

you know football shorts and a dry fit t-shirt Aryan's Philosophy 101 positive vibes only Mad Dog she's the art teacher that's keeping Billy in line and his

internet study course where he just takes his students on a YouTube rabbit hole deep dive and Avery's that gym teacher that's going ham with the with the kids in the class you know just whipping them in for hockey anyway what are you guys the thoughts what about macadosic hi what would it be thanks y'all bro size advanced Bro science. Honors bro science. Truthfully, I wanted to be a PE teacher.

That's what I wanted to do when I went to college and I was an undeclared individual after my junior year. And my guidance counselor was like, well, here are the options and things that you can get into. And I honestly wanted to become a PE teacher. I feel like that would be the best job of all time. I still one day I might go, well, no, my dicks on the internet too much now to be a PE teacher. It's probably a they probably wouldn't hire me. What?

Thanks, Billy. You thanks, Billy. Well, you put my dick on the internet. You put my balls on the internet. No, those aren't on the internet. It's tough to get to a five-star all-inclusive in Cabo on a P.E. teacher's salary. That's very true.

It's very true. I already figured out which one you're at, by the way. I won't say it on the air, but I found, I just found the most expensive one. We don't dog's BFD. Yeah, that's where I'm at, man. I'll put it this way. The cartel night at dinner, I looked next to me, and I was like, I'm pretty sure that's the owner of the Carolina Panthers eating dinner at the table next to me.

And it was. I didn't say anything to him. No, that makes sense. I played it cool. I played it cool. Oh, shit. My laptop's about to turn off here in a second. Let me see.

Where is the Carolina Panthers coach on vacation? I would be a P.E. teacher. I think it did the most fun job in the world. I really wanted to do that. I've substitute P.E. Teach before in, like, elementary school. And I'm really good at P.E. teaching, I think. It's just basically, like, let the kids have fun. I wanted to be a football coach biology teacher. Now, that's a combo you don't see a lot. You see a lot of football coach math. History. Yeah. They're just going World War II strategies. Just the whole class. I had one of those. I would teach history. I could see Big T being one of the teachers who just,

like he's very quiet and reserved but then he snaps and takes out a ruler and just fucking slams it against the table no i think i'd be shut up i think i'd be the way the guy described pft like cool football coach i feel like that history i just don't know how chill maybe maybe like apus history yeah and then coach football oh yeah i mean i could see that i just think the kids would probably start to get on your nerves. Maybe some, but like I would establish real early that like, listen, we're not going to put up with any bullshit, but as long as you're not bullshitting, this is going to be a fun time. Don't bullshit a bullshitter and we'll all have a good time.

Correct. Okay. I also would not be an art teacher. I can't draw for shit. I'd be like the English teacher that everyone likes and wants to be friends with. Mm-hmm. That, like, wears maybe long skirts and clogs. I had a chemistry teacher who used to go to a lot of fish shows

and clearly used to do a lot of psychedelics back in the day. It was chill, but then like she would be trying to teach us something and just completely forget kind of what she was teaching us. And it just made learning chemistry a lot harder. That, when they get that far off stare. Yeah. A teacher like that. And then sometimes she would just like call up

smartest student in the class big you know what how about you do this and then like they would just become the teacher i had an art teacher like that and this is actually really terrible what i used to do is uh while she was like distracted about something i used to go up and take the clock off the wall and fast forward the time to when the class was over and then we just get out of class early so then what happened moments later uh when she realized what the actual time was and no one else was in the hallway.

It had to do with where the art room was which wasn't that close to anything and it was only on a certain class. We could do it on a Friday when there wasn't another class coming in next. So it was a perfect crime

to get out early. Awesome. The perfect crime. And she didn't have a watch. She didn't own a watch. Or a cell phone. this was 2014 they didn't have those back then yeah well my computer is about to die I just want to say I love you guys I miss you guys and I would like very much to to see you all on your bright shiny faces next week

big T just text the group chat with your guests of where I'm at and I'll tell you if I'm right or wrong all right all right um are we are Aaron kicked you off the show low key we forgot to tell you what do you say that you're off a show yeah you're not apart anymore Why? Why? Because I took, I took two days of vacation. Well, because you've been gone for a little bit. I'm gone every year at the Super Bowl for a week. I have no time at the at the Super Bowl that whole week.

I mean, I was working. I was working. I worked 70 hours last week at the Super Bowl. So I'm taking two days off this podcast. You might want to take that with your partner. Yeah, we're just the kids here. Yeah. Don't kill.

Don't kill the middle. Aaron used to get every I was about to say every Monday off after wins but he played for the Texans so that's not necessarily true but he used to get spring off and early summer off when he was in the NFL I can't take I can't take

one day off two days off work well I'm just confused why you're willing to go to Cabo for a week but you would only come to Qatar for 48 hours that's a fair that's a fair question there's a little bit more booze in Mexico in guitar

I'll put it that way. Yeah. Did you go to the Signore Frogs? I drove past the Signor Frogs, and I took a picture of it, just sent it to you. I also took another picture outside the pharmacy, which is just like, we have steroids, come in. We have HGH, come in. And there was a picture of Donkey Kong holding a Viagra. Oh, yeah.

And it just said, it just said Golazo. Gozzo. Dude, look for IGF. What's that? This is good stuff. Okay, I'll bring you back to my GF one. injections. No, no, for you. I mean, look, actually you can cure your

baldness. I don't need it. My IGF levels are pristine. Damn. 900 DLs. I'm not bald yet, Billy. Of tea. I'm not bald yet. It's just an issue that I'm going to have to deal with. And Big T, I just saw your text in the group chat. Your guess of where

I'm at? Incorrect. Sorry, buddy. Also, I might have made up the story about eating next to the Carolina Panthers owner. Just to fuck with you. Isn't he like the like that super like me saying they're all super rich? What's his name? David Tepper.

I thought he sold the team though. No, no, no. He's the guy who bought it. Okay. He's the guy that bought it. All right. Well, um, tell Aaron you can kiss my ass. I'll just tell him next week.

Oh, are you going to be here next week? Yeah, I'll be here next week. I just check. Just check. I took one and a half days off doing this podcast. Well, and then Monday is President's Day. Yeah, it's present. Are you going to be here?

I'm going to be working on President's Day. So I'll be in the office. Friday's off. Yeah. So technically you're not even taking a vacation that day. Yeah, really. We might all get laid off. Oh, yeah.

That's Philly's conspiracy. He thinks it's going to be a Black Friday. The email that came across was like, hey, just a heads up, the deal is closing so everybody take the day off that probably did lead to a number of people being like okay I think I think Eric is just going to celebrate I think she's just like everybody just let's just get hammered on Friday

why don't we have a party I would have been a lot more that would have been better if we had like a company Dardy for the purchase You should throw a party in your backyard yeah can't Are company parties even

What happened to your backyard? There's a whole winter full of dog shit that needs to get a good grease clean. You can clean that up in a half hour. It's, yeah. Party of billies. Ten macrodotions can come. Which 10 will choose? The first 10 that show up.

I say the shortest 10. The shortest. That's another thing. I'm sick of hanging out around tall people. Last week I hung out around nothing but tall people for some reason. I was either with Big Cat or Brandon or Justin Fields or JJ Watt or. I'm just sick of being around and taking my picture next to super tall people. It sucks.

Actually, I want to find the tallest macrodotions. I don't know if we have any seven footers listen to this podcast. That would be really cool. Or like some just really large. Like I'm talking 600 pounds for like active 600 pounds. We should find the tallest and the shortest macrodosians and then fly them out for like a live show and just take pictures and recreate the Altuve Aaron Judge picture. of them. But also I want to hear if we have any

power lifters who are listeners, like some real like 610 350 pounds deadlift a car types for security purposes. No, we should actually just like have like a not Guinness, you know Guinness's world record A freak show? Yeah, like we should have a freak show

of our listeners? Do you have any bearded woman listening to this? I would have, let's instead of the science project, let's have a freak show. I know that's That's like probably frowned upon nowadays. We need all the weirdest looking listeners. But I feel like there's listeners out there who'd be down to be involved in like biggest, heaviest, smallest.

And then so instead of doing the science fair that you guys did, you'll just have like a freak show at the office. And they all just have to come and just stand. I mean, it's going to be hard to find freaky or looking listeners than the people we already have in this office. Freaky pets too. If you got like a gigantic like the biggest dog type stuff. Like if you got a big pig Yeah, like a big pig Or like a really small pig

But not a teacup pig or like a big, yeah And just bring it Or like a If anyone has a pet copy barra Let me know I saw a video on TikTok Some guy had a pet copy barra And it looks sick

It's almost like having a mini hippo As a pet A furry mini hippo Or I saw that guy in East Palestine Who's like I have a bunch of pet foxes And they didn't do well I want to know about your fox keeping.

I want to know about your pet fox. I'm still obsessed with this guy who had foxes, pets. All right. Well, if you have a weird pet, let us know. Yeah. Or if you just look weird yourself. They can go to the freak show. Foxes seem like they would be the coolest animal to hang out with.

Like, they're the cuddliest and smartest, most conniving. The domestic foxes and they like made super domestic foxes in this Russian experiment on their Soviet, in the Soviet Union. Really cool experiment about domestication. You could do a whole show on that. But like, I want to know if this guy has one of those foxes or if these are just feral foxes. Yeah.

You can domesticate foxes in two generations, I think. Yeah, and then it's like a such cool study. Read if you have time. Well, yeah. How cool would that freak show? Love you guys. Let's not go on a freak show. Bye, P&C.

Peace up. Bye, guys. Peace. We can keep going. Yeah, let's keep going. You want more voice notes? Yeah. Should we just.

try to have the longest macrodosing of all time? Well, it's not going well so far. No, I feel like we should do the longest of all time when at least PFT or Aryan in here. Should we try to... At least one of them. Should we try to record the longest podcast all time? Come on. I have plans

No, but like let's take a day. Let's take a day. Oh, yeah. I mean, like in the future... Yeah, like people have done that for like days. Yeah, it'd be... But just keep talking. No, but like still got to be the same people. Probably probably be a record. Yeah, but I think we would have to do it from probably more than day,

the longest podcast of all time? The longest podcast ever. Dude, all right, Dutch team breaks world record for longest podcast, 153 hours. I'm sorry, I'm not talking about for that long. Yeah, wait. I think that would be fun to try to break. We would have to prep for it.

And, like, are there rules, like, you can't use performance-enhancing drugs? But I want to do, like, same people. I don't think these guys who did 153 hours did the same people I think they swapped people out How do we eat

Oh did they swap? Yeah they were swapping out They were just creating content Yeah it was it was various podcasts That were recorded back to back That's just a radio studio Yeah that's just a radio show What the fuck?

There's some radio stations that have been doing constant content for years That's not impressive at all Yeah literally like a radio channel is just a live a live podcast that yeah that goes 24 hours i say let's get two people or a whole group people i'll talk to let's hit up guinness ginnis book of world records they should i would i would be willing to try to do that i've always want to have at least one record i think we could get up to 20 like 24 hours yeah i'll be just out to find what it is um i think we could

talk for 24 hours straight, like this, like our group. Yeah. It would get weird. Yeah, and you could have like special guests come in because that would help the time pass fast. But the core group can't leave. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think you guys, I think we could all chat. All right, but we're not going to do that today. No. We'll just do. Let's do another voicemail right now. Let's do another more smell. Hey guys, this is Larry from Lincoln, California. I love the podcast. You guys are all beautiful and gorgeous.

Thanks for everything you guys do. My question is, what did you guys want to be when you grow up when you were a kid? And then the second part of that, what are your goals now? Do you have different goals? you guys are happy just continuing to do the podcast or there are more interested to hear this from everybody so anyway thanks kim for everything you do i thought this was a nice question yeah i think we've answered it before but but like the second part of it like what are your goals now um so this is about like what are your goals in life and are you just happy where you are if

you have something else that you really want to accomplish. And what did you want to be when you grow up, Donnie? I mean, my parents sent me an article that was from 2009, where I think someone, I was asked like what my ideal job would be. And I said it would be to have a television show where I travel the world making commentary and experimenting with eating exotic foods. No way. And then it goes, as it is unlikely, he will find this job.

He's also looking for work as in environmental consultant. He is also considering various other options. So, yeah, I did pretty much find that. Fuck the haters, bro. Yeah, fuck the haters. I mean, it's not a TV show, but hey, TV's fucking old news. So, yeah, I'm pretty content. I don't have like a goal where it's like, oh, if only I had a show on TV, I'd be happy.

like i don't yeah i'm not like set on that um but yeah do you have like a a long-term goal billy and what did you want to be when you grew up i wanted to be a navy seal got it really badly but that dream sailed i wanted to play in the nfl i actually thought this was my lineup uh if i couldn't play in the nfl go try to be a navy seal If that didn't work out, I would definitely, I would want to be like a cop at one point. And then I was like, that wasn't popular anymore. But there was like, I don't know, a firefighter when I was really little. When you first took the internship here, did you just see it as like a one summer thing?

Or did you have any like thoughts in your mind like maybe this would become my full time job? There was like 40 dudes that got interviewed for that when I was a senior in high school. And I probably was the only one in that room that had no, like, want, like, I had no idea what content creation was. I was just a fan of the podcast. I never wanted to be a podcast. I was like, oh, yeah, they're looking for New York, Tri-State Area interns. Hell yeah. Here's my freaking resume.

We had a program senior year of high school where we were applying to internships. So I just sent them, I was like, dude, interning here would be sick. I don't want to intern at like the, like, I'm like a bank or like an EPA, like a EPA facility down. Yeah. By school. Like, I like, I could do this for the internship. That would be way cooler than any of that. And then, uh, just sort of two months of an internship.

And I was like, I got to go to school because I can't just change my whole like life playing football in college. and stuff like that's what i dreamed to do my whole life uh because of a two-month internship like that doesn't make sense and i never really understood the gravity of how people would because then like i was just hanging around with everyone i knew that summer and then i started venturing out of those circles in college and realizing like holy shit this was a way bigger deal that i could ever imagine this becoming yeah so you kind of thought just like all your friends were listening to part of my take and they were like oh yeah that's oh yeah that's cool you're on it but then you just like you're like oh everyone knows me as that

dude on that was like nothing i ever did in my life before that would ever resonate with people as much as that did yeah that was really weird is that the qb of williams yeah you're not were you all county and what yeah that county grown up like you broke these records like no it's just you appeared on that program or like you gave a salamander powerpoint Like you, you know, were one of these scholars out of high school, like, got this grant? No, it's that two months. That is crazy. And then it's really weird because then everyone expects you to do bar stool, quote, unquote, stuff outside of that.

And then, like, become a person you never thought. I don't know. It's weird. You're also a very normal person, like outside of this show. people forget that people do forget that is that true is he yeah i wasn't prepared i don't know like you're like well adjusted people think that like you can't take is he well adjusted yeah someone asked me the other day i forget who it was but someone asked me like if you were like this you know all the time and i was like actually billy is very quiet

whenever we've been out in public like you really are not like the center of attention type of that I think people think you are. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird. I would agree with that. Like you do have a pet hedgehog at home, but you're not like taking that to parties and being like? No.

I keep my hedgehog between me and myself. Yeah. I didn't even know about it. Big T. How about you? What would you want to do before working here? I mean, obviously like every kid wants to play sports. But then once I was in like middle school, high school, I wanted to be a sports agent for a long time.

So I was going to go to law school, and then I went to college, majored in journalism, still thinking about potentially going to law school. And then I decided I wanted to do something like this. Could you, if you weren't working here, could you see yourself being a sports journalist that, like, I mean, I mean, that's what I wanted to do in college. And then I started to do some social media stuff and did the, the viceroy program here and then that's when i was like well that would be pretty cool much better than you know i would really enjoy being you know a beat rider or something like that

which is uh not a job i think many people would aspire to now because there's so many different ways like like we do here obviously so many different avenues you can do i would enjoy that um but it's just such a very different thing than what we do really also so it doesn't pay very well. No. I mean, do those people usually need a second job? Like if you're just a beat writer. I mean, you're not making like a ton of money starting out.

Like I have a bunch of friends who do that. But if you were like a beat writer for Tennessee living down in Tennessee, you wouldn't necessarily need to be making as much money. Right. Yeah, like I have some guys I went to school with who do that now for newspapers or like Govalls 24. and stuff like that. And that seems like an awesome job.

But it's just very different. I enjoy doing this more. Yeah. And you can still write about Tennessee here, which is good. And do, you know, whatever you want. Yeah. So. Yeah, I mean, it's crazy.

It's like now there's probably a lot of kids in college being like, yeah, I want to work at a place like Barstool Sports. But like back when I was in college, like there wasn't really a place like Barstall sports except for barstall sports which was like a small office in milton with maybe like 12 15 employees yeah i would have never gone into content if i literally yeah didn't i just never thought i never be worth i and a lot of people probably agree there's no reason i should be in front of a microphone or camera there's absolutely no reason it wasn't really until the churning deal when i like was like all right, maybe down the road I could get a job at Barstool

because he was like, we're trying to expand, like we're trying to get a lot bigger. How about Mad Dog and Avery? Eve. Do you want to be the next Blatman? No, no. Yeah, he's coming for Blatman's goal. No, no, I don't think so.

I don't know. I honestly don't know yet. I'm trying to, like, figure it out. Do you want to be the next loud job? Sean? No. Okay. For sure not. What do you want to be when you were growing up, the hockey player? When I was growing up, I feel like a hockey player became not a chance like once I got to like the sixth grade. You kind of know pretty fast who are like the good players and who are not. And I was just in like the middle of the pack. Like I knew I was never

going to be like the best player. That was like when I started travel teams like you're not making the A team. You're making, you know, the B team and you're not making the double A team. You're making the A team. So it just, it started to line up with that. But I always wanted to be in sports broadcasting. I started as a journalist, journalism major at Quinnipiac, but never, never panned out. I kind of just found my way here and through the vice word program. And that's what it is now. Did you have anybody you played hockey with? So I played travel baseball with a, with a guy when I was 13. And at this point, I thought I was a pretty good baseball player. Like, I could maybe play at like a small college or something. And then I saw this guy. He ended up being a

second round draft pick by the Cardinals. And I was like, I don't know, I am nothing close to that. And I was like, I am not a good baseball player. Yeah. Like, did you play with anybody like that? Yeah, there were a couple players like that. My buddy now, I actually went to college with him. He played at Quinnipiac, Alex Whalen. He plays in the H.L. right now. He's, yeah, he was just like next level high school, just putting up. point per game numbers every year it's tough when you see guys like that and you're just like and realize oh i'm not good at all yeah yeah the high school i went to was so small that like our largest player on the team he was the only one to play d1 out of the whole school

and he passed out during training camp and then ended up dropping off the team yeah so there was just like no one was going pro from my high school yeah yeah and that's dog do you want to add anything yeah so I kind of had a similar path that I've talked about it like that big teen Avery did where I was a vice room stuff but I went into college thinking I was going to work for the payroll of an NFL or MLB team I wanted to do payroll which I don't know why it's very niche but yeah I was a finance major and so I was like oh I wanted to work in sports payroll which doesn't sound very interesting now but payroll for an a professional sports team and then I wanted to go into like beat writing or like covering a

MLB team and then I got the vice for a job and then I was like we could actually figure out how to work at Barstool from here because again it was kind of like a pipe dream for a really long time and then yeah now I'm now I'm here and I like talked to my professors like my old professor's class yesterday like about Barstool and they were like what are your like plans now I was like, I got here. Like, I don't, like, I just don't plan on leaving anytime soon. That's pretty much the only plan is that I'm just going to be here for a while. But I don't know, just keep doing this.

I kind of, I kind of like this job. So keep doing this. And then, like, we have, like, behind the scenes stuff that's going on that I like. And, yeah, but I don't, like, think about leaving this place ever. So I don't have any, like, five-year goals. I don't know. Yeah. Well, maybe we'll all be leaving on Friday when they do massively else.

Yeah, or we all get fired on Friday. Friday, that would suck. You guys don't do any gambling comedy. I'll be fucking stepping in shit in Billy's backyard drinking like a Coorslight and then get a call.

By the way, you're fired. Yeah, so I don't know. I have no plans on leaving. I like you guys way too much to think about that. So I'm just going to ride this wave. Also, I'm only 23. That's good. So I got it, I don't know.

I have time to figure out the next goal. I don't know. Vibe. All right, should we do one more, or should we wrap it up? I want to do one more, and then head out. One last. I wish I remember, like, what order I did these in. Hi, this is Matthew from Connecticut.

I was just curious if anybody out there experiences deja vu, whatever they're doing psychedelics. Every time I do psychedelics, everything feels familiar and like I've been there before. just curious thanks that's one to end it on yeah that's when to end it am I the only one in this room who is no I like dabbled I've actually never tripped because I don't want to get to that boat but like little little mushrooms all working out it's pretty sick a micro dose I rarely get deja vu but it's not when I'm doing psychedelics and I can never like pinpoint it it's just like a weird feeling like oh I feel like I've been here before

But that just happens at the most random times. On psychedelics, don't, yeah, I'm sure it's happened for sure on psychedelics. I've had a weird sensation on psychedelics where like if I'm with someone and like we'll both have just like had a conversation. But then we realize that neither of us have talked or something like that. Like there definitely has been a time when it's like, yeah. that sounds like a plan and then like neither of us had actually like talked about what the plan was and then we're like wait did I even tell you that and they're like no did I tell you that actually what's really bad for this guy is that uh deja vu is a huge symptom after concussions

of concussions yeah yeah so I used to get wild deja vu like during high school when I was trying not to tell anyone I had a headache okay well then I'd be like fuck fuck fuck that doesn't necessarily mean that the caller like has had a bunch of concussions no but like i don't know what they were psychedelics he's doing but they might could psychedelics give you a concussion mate no no but i by the way the other day when we were talking about riana having a baby and i was like holy fuck i'm getting crazy deja vu it it happened someone clipped it and sent it to me uh someone like someone's trying to talk uh i think erie was trying to talk about riana's baby and i was like i don't really

give a fuck about like the pop start like pop culture dramas like okay who's rihanna's baby daddy and then then a then he was like what what does that mean he was like i don't know what what do you mean what do you care about riana's baby it was a conversation we totally had before oh was he just mad that you used the term baby daddy yeah okay yeah but isn't that how people i thought i thought he was mad because you didn't know who you didn't know who asap rocky was but that makes a lot more sense yeah i don't yeah well hey not Not every, uh... I was just like pretending like we were TMZ or something.

Okay, yeah. Who's Rihanna's baby? Yeah. Are they married? No. Oh, so then it technically is a baby daddy? But no, I mean... Boyfriends?

I don't know. Father of her child. Father of a child. Yep. That's the preferred nomenclature. All right, and with that, we can wrap it up. If you guys have anything else to say? No.

We put you in a dozen tonight. but that'll be out by now. Yeah, I had no idea. The last time we were recording, we then immediately hop on it, to the dozen together. Yeah, so watch that. I don't think we have anything.

Do we? No. So now I'm going to go on a rant about several conspiracy theories. This is airport. My Dominican Republic baseball videos start dropping next Wednesday at 8 p.m. Eastern time.

Good plug. We'll be watching those. All right. Peace out. Later.