Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Arian Gets Fined

Episode Date: June 9, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing, PFT grants Big T the honor of Macrodosing commissioner as Arian was late to the show. You don't want to miss the reason why. Make sure to tune into Macrodosing, every Tuesday at 7am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, so, Aaron, I've been waiting to give you the news because Coli beat you. He wasn't even supposed to be here, but Coley showed up. And I've just made the unilateral decision to designate Big T as commissioner of Macro-Dosing, of the Macro-Dosing podcast. So Big T is now allowed to- I reject. To give out, I'm sorry, when you're called upon, you must serve the greater good. It's up to you to determine Aryan's discipline.

What is, for what? For getting beat here by Coley. Oh, what's you got for me? What you got for me, Big T? I mean, I feel like I would need to know the facts of why you were 43 minutes late. Like, if it was something important, then it may be, it's excusable. You don't keep your butt? Yeah.

I was in the middle of the Valoran game I have spent All right Not the excuse I would have gone with Yeah but you have to reward honesty Right

Yeah the honesty was big back Billy would have been like I found an orphan A bull ban Billy would have been like I found an orphan And I was taking it To get lunch

The excuse was Shit I'm gonna be late I had to take care of something real quick So he didn't lie He didn't lie I didn't have to take care

We ended up losing anyway The team was toxic. Not your fault. Nah, of course that. That really wasn't. I mean, I top fragged. You know what I had the most kills. But it's like, the squad was bullshit.

Had the most rushing yards with the Texans, had the most kills in Valoran. It's never his fault, you know? I mean, sometimes you just don't, you just, you can't, it is what it is. Noticing a trend. Yeah, all my teammates suck. Put that on a quote card.

No, please don't. I was talking about Val. right there i was totally talking about please don't we'll see what i'm i played with hall of fame no i played with hall of fame stop it yeah so arian i texted you i don't think you got back to maybe i missed it did you get a text from ryan fitzpatrick when he retired oh shit yeah oh you did text me um no i i think i changed my number since then so he probably i probably whoever has that number probably got the text because i was looking i don't even have his number saved i thought i did that would be an all-time confusing text message to get if you're just like

inherited like thank you somebody out there got that got super confused and then saw that it made the news and they're like oh i guess i guess i have ryan fitzpatrick's phone number now what do we think what do we think ryan fitzpatrick's because you know he customized them he didn't just send out the same text to every teammate do you think he apologized to aryan for being one of the the aforementioned shitty teammates no man Please don't put that on a cold call, but that's it. Nah, man, I had great teammates.

I mean, not all of them are great. Let's be honest. But I had some great ones. I had some great ones. Apparently, Fitsi's son helped him make it. I think that's what I read about. Like, he sat down and made the word cloud with the son. Fathers him, like, when, like, either when my birthday comes or Father's Day comes,

I definitely copy paste. I appreciate you. I copy paste it. Because I mean, I get like 30, 40 texts. It's like, I'm not going to reply to all of them. Yeah. Welcome back to nanodosing. We're fine.

We're fine as a podcast. Big T. I guess you're just going to let this slide. I'll have a decision by the end of the day. I don't know what, what am I empowered to do? What is the scope of my power? It'd be very funny to watch how.

A million dollar fine paid to watch how quickly Big T turns into a dictator. No, this is This is the Stanford prison experiment in real life. It is. You're in time, whenever you want. Okay.

I'll have a ruling by the end of today. I think that we should do a segment. I don't know if there should be on nanodosing or if it should be on macro dosing, but just called teed off. And it's big tea when he's pissed off about on any particular week. We should do that.

What's a fine in the NFL like if you're 43 minutes late to practice? Oh, that doesn't happen. you might just get cut well depending on who you are actually right like they're not cutting you for being 45 minutes late right if you like a if you a baller

it'll probably be I think it's like they have a handbook for shit like that I never was late for anything really like meetings and shit they can find you for that so like if you're like late for two minutes late for a meeting

then I've gotten fined like five 10 racks to be two minutes late man and this was 20 times that I think they're capped. I think there's a maximum they can find. Yeah. Because the union. They have a whole handbook.

Thank them. Thank them. They'll take your money, though. They will. They'll be fine even, like, bro, like, I got fined 10 racks for my socks being too high in a game. I got fined. And my finger got caught in his face mask. So I got called for face masks.

They find me $10,000 for face masks. I'm like, bro, what the fuck? Thank God is a union Do you know They're fine for holding No not FaceMas

I think it's just personal fouls I don't know if it's all personal fouls But I know FaceMack is like They try to eliminate shit That are you trying to hurt other people And Roger Goodell Loves finding people for socks There's nothing more that he loves

He's got a fetish He I think he does have a sock fetish Because like if a player has socks Are too high Like Roger Goodell like Sprints in like The Ultimate Warrior These old motherfuckers

That run these leagues have no fucking style, dog. And they don't understand, like, that style will bring fans out. Like, I know you have your conservative all do it for the Gipper fans, but those are rare, right? Like, like, the majority of fans, like, want to see personal style, like, a thousand percent. Like, when I used to get fine for my cleats being, like, off. Because, like, I was one of the first ones that was, like, paint my cleats, paint on my cleats. And then it became, like, a super trend.

But, like, they didn't like it at first. But then they started doing it for, like, you know, breast cancer and then all these other stuff. And people like that shit because it shows personality, but these old-ass commissioners, dog, like they want to do this shit, they tuck your shirt. Like, nobody, this shit, whack. Like, you're supposed to look sweet out there. They want to see some skin.

They find a team, like a whole team, because they put a sticker on the back of their helmet for, like, a teammate who died. Yeah. Because they didn't get it, like, I think it was the Broncos. They didn't get it pre-approved by the league, so they find them.

Stupid. D.K. Metcalf got a 93K fine because he missed OTAs. Oh, really? Yeah. That's, so I don't know what DK's contract is exactly right now, but I'm pretty sure he's still on his first contract, and he wasn't a first round pick.

So like 93,000 is not, like, that's not trump change to DK right now. He's going to get paid in his next contract, but I feel like that's a pretty significant fine for him. Do you think he's holding out for, let's check that out? He's holding out for, like, please don't make me play with Drew Locke. Like, please don't waste a season of mine. He could be fined up to $93,000. The teams can waive that if they choose.

So they'll probably waive it if he does like a new contract with him, obviously. OTAs might be the stupidest shit ever mentioned. Yeah, I just saw a report that there was a play in the commander's OTAs yesterday where Diami Brown was going across the middle and Hinekees sailed a pass a little bit high as he occasionally is known to do. And Brown got just like absolutely lit up. why are you even putting your players like in a position to get concussed or to get injured during OTAs? Like we we don't have a game until September.

I don't understand the logic. Like, yeah, you can be mad at your defense for doing something stupid, but also like you should be mad at yourself for like putting your players in a situation where they have to play football right now. Yeah, OTAs should be for rookies and it should just be like meetings and like, walk through stuff and maybe some workout stuff just to get you acclimated to like the pro way of doing things but like two years three years in you do not need this shit you matter fact it i would argue that it's not as efficient like you'd be better off taking care of your body and working out the way that is specific to you rather than doing those you know one-size-fits-all workouts that the hell you're doing yeah if they were just doing like playbook shit and just general

working out not even like on field stuff just like yeah we hit the gym x amount out however long you do and then we're like yeah we go through the whole play like not in the whole playbook but like we're doing this today we're doing that today would that be more beneficial in your eyes say say yeah instead of like doing like what the commanders are doing like actual like putting pads on and trying to take out their second year receivers if you were just doing playbook shit like installs at this stage, would that be more beneficial? Well, from my understanding, you can't put it on pads. They had pads on, did they?

There's no way to have it. If Johnny Brown got lit up, it sounds like you had bad. I think they was just going full speed. They do a lot of like 11 on 11. What do they call it, skeletons? I think they call it a skeleton where you're playing, you run plays. You're out there in cleats and just jerseys and helmets. But yes, I think it'll be way more beneficial just to, because a lot of dudes don't know

they playbook, man. I know that sounds weird because it's the NFL, but it's like, and it's not easy, right? So, like, on any given play, and I'm a running back, right? So, like, say, on a pass or six, on any given play, they call a pass, I could do, like, six or seven different things, depending on what the defense does and how they align, right? And so it's not super easy, but it's not rocket science. It gets difficult, especially with a lot of bullets coming at you. So it would make sense to just hammer down on that shit rather than, like, that's why running backs and everybody who ain't quarterbacks, the shelf life is so low is because it's such a physical toll.

And the majority of the toll isn't in the games. It's training camps, it's OTAs, and shit like that. And it's like, if you really take care of your players, you can get more out of them. I remember sports senator's story. I think it was a D3 college coach who has the most wins in college football history, by like a lot. And I understand it's D3, but he never practices in pads, ever. He's never had a pad practice.

like there's no hitting in practice and it like all of his players are like thank you like this is we're ready to we know how to hit we're ready to hit like they do form stuff obviously and i think that's more important i don't know like a lot of people who just throw their head at another 250 pound person that doesn't seem like good good fundamentals but like yeah they go through fundamentals they don't hit and then they just steamroll everyone else in the country buddy it makes sense buddy tevens uh the dartmouth head coach the whole ivy league did that that exact same thing right i think around the same time i mean i didn't have hitting in practice only in training camp i think that's a much more widely done thing nowadays it makes sense yeah i wouldn't want to do it i remember one time this is uh actually pretty similar to what an NFL player goes through but i was i had my rugby practice and what we would do uh there was one drill in particular a coach made us do, which was a practice tackling somebody from behind. So he had one guy that would sprint and he told us, okay, sprint at like 50% speed. And then the person behind you will give you a five yard head start and they'll sprint at you

at full speed and practice tackling you from behind, which requires the person that's in the lead to just like be a tackling dummy and to get hit in like one of the most dangerous positions and so we had like three guys get injured in the first practice we're like listen um this this drill is is beyond stupid yeah that's a dumb that's a dumb drill right yeah um but that was yeah pretty similar i think to what what happens at a professional football level um also at belichick playing center yesterday that's how we're going about things what's going to happen there with matt patricia so it was an open competition to see who's going to be the offensive coordinator of the team and it was between two guys that

we're not offensive coordinators. Joe Judge and Matt Patricia. I think Patricia has the edge going into training camp. I can't tell if Belichick's just like full trolling or if this is the point. Like that's that's where we're at right now. He's either like, yeah, we got fucking Dumbo over there calling plays. Or like this is just like, no, I don't give a shit who calls play. It does not matter who calls plays.

Like we, I'm going to be running the show anyways. I don't really care who's on the sideline. Yeah, Belichick's probably going to overrule at least 50% of the play calls anyways as they're coming through. I mean, we see that camera shot multiple times a game where he just gets the whole unit on the sideline and he takes a knee and just starts drawing and shit. Like, I think that's just going to be the whole season. Yeah, I don't hate it. There are worse options for sure. Yeah, there definitely are.

There's another story coming out of training camp today and people are asking me to comment on it. So here will be my comment. Jack Del Rio was doing some media availability today and he went on a lengthy discussion of the January 6th riots comparing them to the riots that took place in the summer of 2020 after the George Floyd killing and was basically saying why do we why do we tolerate one and not the other and my position as always on Jack Del Rio is why why do you expect Jack Del Rio to have founded opinions on it or like any football

why are you asking any football coach for their opinions about a political event that's going on. They ask him? Yeah, they asked him. Well, now,

to be fair, Jack Dorio did tweet out some stuff yesterday because like he's a, he's a poster. He is a known poster. He's online. He goes online

and he will tweet out his thoughts. And so somebody asked him about the tweets and he was like, you know what? I've been waiting for you to ask me about this. So he went off on it for a while And it's just... What were his tweets?

All right. Let me pull up his Twitter account right now. He said the George Floyd thing wasn't about race. Oh, man. So I think this is what it was about. It was yesterday. He called the January 6th thing a dust up. Which is that's such a cool old school term.

So this, I found the tweets on June 6th in response to a random journalist. talking about the January 6th committee's hearings drawing near. We must understand the whole story. Jack Del Rio responded, would love to understand the whole story about why the summer of riots looting and burning and the destruction of personal property is never discussed, but this is hashtag common sense.

And then someone responded to him, black people begging agents of the states to stop executing them versus white men trying to overthrow the results of a democratic election violently assaulting cops. Same thing, according to Dan, Snyder's defensive coordinator, which Jack Del Rio then quote tweeted, uh, yeah, sure, emoji of a Pinocchio nose guy. Yeah, I think just basically the, um, what I can take away from this is Jack Dorio, he lives in a world where we don't, we didn't arrest anybody that was in any of the

riots of 2020. I think like hundreds and hundreds of people were arrested and put him prison. So like we do talk about it, but I guess one took place in the streets and one took place at the U.S. Capitol. And so now they're having the hearings about the stuff that happened at the Capitol because it's something that happened to that building. And so they're going to be investigating in Congress what happened to that building. And the other stuff was just like local police departments arrested a bunch of people over the summertime. So I feel like, I don't know, you can look up the stats and see I'm pretty sure it's like three. or 400 people were arrested over that summer uh in conjunction with but even if that's so his logic is

people storming the united states capital and dust up in dust up is is the is equivalent to like a gas station burning like that's the same dust up no he's saying he he's saying that's worse oh got you know how expensive gases yeah does it's getting out of get maybe that's why gas is so high Yeah. Listen, don't give him that leeway. They will take it. They'll take it. So my comment on Jack Del Rio is, I feel like Jack Del Rio, if you ask his players, most of them like him, and like, you know, they enjoy being around him person to person.

But now they're going to have to, like, answer questions about things that he's posting online. And we went through a real hot streak where for a while we all kind of agreed in the nation's capital. just like don't ask Jack Del Rio to talk on an open mic because something like this is going to happen so now the players that like him are going to have to answer questions about his posting which is you should just

never post online PFT are you telling Jack Dalrio to shut up and dribble? No I'm telling I'm telling the PR team for the Washington commanders to like pull a Forrest Gump on him and just pull the

pull the plugs of the microphone whenever checked that would be actually the perfect solution he starts talking and then the PR guy goes over removes all the cords puts it back in he goes that's all i have to say about january 6th because they're still doing some zoom questions so what if they just put him in a different room and then they had like PR interns pretending to be reporters asking him questions but it wasn't being aired anywhere or recorded by anyone so he could get all his takes off but They would just never leave that room. Crete thoughts. Yeah, yeah, creed thoughts, but for Zoom.

I like it. I like, I like Jack Del Rio, though. Well, I did when, um... Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying. I mean, this don't, this don't, you know, I'm saying, this don't change how I think of man, like as a person or a coach. I just think, of course, I feel like he's misinformed.

He probably feels like I'm missing for him. But every time I played against him, he was the head coach of Jack Wires. He was one of the funer coaches to play against just because, one, the respect lovely showed it to us. Like, me and him had, like, a lot of banter. on the sidelines that he would like talk shit to me and I would talk to him but it was fun yeah that's what I'm saying I feel like most players like them but it's just don't don't put your players in

position where they have to like answer questions about your takes you know what's the level of intensity of like weeks probably a Thursday night Texans Jags game like of course that was fun shit talk there was nothing on the line I hear you man again I was getting I I did my part, man. It was because of his teammates. Did Belichick chirp you? Nah, I never really got it. He did when he and Robert Kraft actually, after, see, 2012,

after the playoff game, Robert Kraft came up to, he sought me out, like, after we was changing everything. He's like, you're one hell of a player. And then Belichick at the Pro Bowl was telling me, like, yo, we have Bob's game playing against you. Like, you're a good player. And that's always cool because he's like one of the best to do it. But nah, I wouldn't talk a shit with, uh, but I don't even think he would.

No, he, I mean, he, he does, but I don't know, like him and Ocho Sinko used to go at it. They loved each other. Him and Ed Reed used to go at it. It's not everyone. I would, I never really talk that much shit to the coaches because I feel like I didn't have that much control of the outcome of the game. I feel like football is like, it's like, I know that sounds funny. But like football, I mean, football is different.

Like basketball. I love talking shit in basketball because it's like I can get off. You know what I'm saying? Like, but like, let's be honest. I could be the, Barry Sanders, the greatest runner back of all the time, never sniffed the playoffs. You know what I'm saying? It's like you could be like some of my best games were like lower yardage games. I just feel like I did better.

But statistically I didn't. Like sometimes you need your teammates. Like they need me. So it's like I never had that much control of the game. So it wasn't like, I couldn't be like, I'm. I'm going to do this, because, like, what if they don't call the run? You know what I mean? Like, listen, I know we're throwing deep, but just hand it to me instead.

What? I, uh, I played pickup basketball for the first time since, like, before the pandemic yesterday. Oh, your shot, your shot is trash, by the way. Uh, it's, I'm dialing it back in. Um, and I just, I just, I just play, you remember P. We play, um, when you, wait, no, no, no. rim. Oh, shut up. Stop it. I touched the rim. The first, you saw me touch the rim. The first, the weight stands beyond my bumper, bro. But you, you went to a lower rim that was

demonstrably not 10 feet. We were demonstrably not 10 feet. What does that mean? I beat you in horse. I can demonstrate that it's not 10 feet. Arien, did I beat you in horse? You lost, Billy. What are you talking about? Because I was taking deep shots because weight room, I could only hit shots from like way beyond the art you were there you lost my G did you did Billy lost but like I got a couple good shots yeah you did I'm winning worse I just remember being close I don't think like Aaron like I won four Super Bowls like well we got to the playoffs couple times like no that's not winning PST you you made you made a couple of good shots no my shot is off because of wait like I've been you're too strong I haven't been shooting

I've just been lifting Matt Arboring over there so that's So then when I stepped all the way back to like a half court, I was hitting shots. Yeah, Billy, you hit a couple shots. No, but you know I realized. My shot is not completely trashed. It's not to dialed in. I hit some major clutch shots. Wait till Chris Fall here is about this.

You can win. I had three game winners last night. So, I mean, I'm balling. But I just realized like, there I was. I pay my own rent. I'm like, there I was. There I was. And no, no.

like this was the craziest thing i'm literally walking to the basketball court with the same drawstring bag in a yellow gatorade i'm just like like i had like because in college when you go to play hoops it's like in the college gym but like there i was in like a city like walking to the basketball court i was like i'm doing the exact same thing i did in like middle school back to your roots yeah just like i was like same drawstring bag and that just was like whoa back to your roots playing playing ball outside some things change you show with two hands billy what No. You shoot with two hands.

I didn't get out of it. Billy shot. It was just off because like I had shot in such a long time and all I had done is lift. We've talked about this before and Ari knows what I'm talking about. Football players play basketball a very specific way. That's what I asked. Yeah. Billy is non-skill players.

I would give Billy like a, his shots like a six out of ten. It's it'll get back up there. Oh, no. What's the metric we're going? Yeah. And he's four. away from step if step's a 10 that that's what i'm saying what no i think if you took okay so i'm i'm honestly evaluating in terms of like pick up basketball players that i've seen play i think billy's a

six out of ten i think arian is more like uh seven and a half big big eight out of ten big that is way out of bounce billy billy that's way out of bounce that's not yeah keep it a buck and that don't believe it a buck like what the shot was looking like i mean if we're put like Aryan on, like if Aaron was playing on the courts I was playing on last night, he would be like automatically the best player there, lights out. His shot would out of like you could say my shot was a six out of ten on the court. I was playing last night. Ariens would be a 10 out of 10.

I bet Big T's game is like. Hold on. No, don't take it away from that. Let me have this moment. Yeah. No, but like this was a bunch of like, you know, guys who had been working all day in like ties and shit. You would have ran to play. You would have.

Somehow I think it was whooping in ties. No, one dude was hooping in Birkenstocks, and I was just like, get, what are you doing? But like, no, literally guys were like when one guy was a FedEx guy and he really was playing his FedEx gear, he just changed his shoes. I love that. He was in his, like, if he was on the clock, that's fire. That's fire if he was on the clock. But if he showed up to the part and that was his gear, that's. Well, I think he got off work and then just.

Oh, I'm at it. It was like, like, you know what's great about the light being? out so late like I was balling from like seven to nine 30 yeah and then I tried to get chapolet and they stole my chapolet to door dash people but we don't have to get into that I'm sorry to hear that it's really angry I want to talk about big T's game though real quick because I feel like big T would be like Arvita Sabonis like he would get the ball in the high key and then like just stand there look away nice little dump over top of the head to a streaking cutter I think you would I think you would be surprised by my pickup basketball what's it like what's your style

I think they're a lot better than you think. I would like, can we, can we go play next week? Yeah, we should. I'm there. We should find some worthy. They got to be inside, though. I don't want to play outside. I should, I guess that's like a New York thing.

Yeah, it's like a New York thing. Like, it's just, it's not sanitary. You know what I'm saying? This guy can fuck your shout out. You feel me? Like, there's so many factors. Like, that's go indoors. The double rim.

The double rim is the worst thing. No, but is there like, bang off it. How many places are there in New York that you can, just walk in and play inside, I don't think anyway. What about Chelsea Pierce? Yeah, you have to be like a member there. Yeah, it's tough to find a spot. That's Chris.

I thought this was the basketball mecca. What? Well, there's tons of courts to play in just outdoor. Just not at something. I'm talking about, I'm talking about indoor. There's no, but it's cold. Like, what? Five months out of the year?

Like, where do people play basketball? You got to show grit. And there's always like weird, dirty water everywhere on the basketball courts. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Who knows what? I'm going to put Mad Dog, can you look into finding indoor basketball courts

that you can run out? As I say, is it okay if it's not free? Yeah, yeah, we can pay something. And listen, I think we can all accept that on an indoor court, the hoop will be 10 feet tall, right? It's a good point. We should play the yak or something. The yak has their own.

I could beat the yak. Who would be a worthy opponent? They play full court 21. Yeah. So dumb. Who would be a worthy opponent? good for a video good for a video bad for basketball bad for the sport yeah who plays full court 20 20 20 by ones and so's no they do they do they do full court 21 so it's

every man for himself but you have it's you can score on either basket and so it just it devolves well i thought it was if they missed you had to go the other way who does that yeah that yeah that sounds right the yak so it's it's the show the youtube show that big cat does during the day that's too much yeah yeah i was playing dude i was playing full court yesterday and my whoop strain like i played four games with a festuli and uh dude we were dying we played four full court games and my whoop strain was i burned about uh 3,000 calories in about two hours of basketball we are so like out of shape that's crazy well you're also just working out too much like you're too strong and you haven't been focusing on the muscle the muscles were taking too much calories yeah

yeah it was i'm not an efficient cardio machine right now here's a thing here's the thing going back to hoops real quick if you still doing shirts and skins like you need to reexamine your life no we're growing we was we was hoping the other day it was a minute ago and my guy says oh we're we're we're skins and i'm like put your shirt on though And he was like, well, how are you going to know who's on your team? I was like, grow up. What is you talking about? Like, I'm not doing shit.

And then he was like, hey, this is what I was like, I'm keeping my shirt on. Yeah, I'm not taking my shirt off in this gym. What is wrong with y'all? And so I got to check a dude who's sweaty as shit. I'm like, don't go put your shirt on. I stopped together. It's disgusting. This is nasty, bro.

When you're sliding off dudes, it gets a little weird. What was the, what was the numbers? Was it three on three, five on five? Five on five. Five on five. nasty the last i mean in in college like that'd be like that's when you're trying to take your shirt off for the like search skins was like a 90s thing man like that ended not 6th grade that's what that's the last month ago like stop that when we had team cardio uh in the off season we used to play

basketball and it was acceptable shirts and skins in the gym because it was funny you see the offensive liner with their shirt off play basketball i can't play defense to get somebody without a on. Like, how I'm posting, like, he posts me up. Like, I'm gonna let him do it. Slide off. Yeah, it's not like, I'm not gonna get ringworm because you, you know what I'm saying? Like, like, shit, nasty. Like, once, once the majority of people have body hair, like chest hair, like, chest hair or back hair, I feel like that's when the shirts and skins thing needs to stop. You can't have, like, chest hair be, like, touching you, you know? You can't anything. I don't want baby back or nothing. I just, man.

I think once you pay your own rent, no more shirts and skins. Well before. In high school college, it's fine. I don't know. High school, nah. If you can't remember four people, that's it. You're just going to remember four other people or your pals for that. And you don't even got to remember their faces.

Remember the color of shirt that they had on. Yeah, this is a solution in search of a problem. Like, I've never once had trouble. Him, him, him and him. Okay, let's go. I mean, I am great. at if the other team gets a rebound given a loud whoop and pretending like I'm on a fast break for them

I'll get two steals a game doing that yeah you're that guy I hate that of course yeah pay attention if you're just if you're just chucking up the key or like you you are why people take their shirts off coley yeah 100% that is why because there's some people who are trying to check it maybe that's why he's so against it your stupidity is not my problem

we'll do shirts and skins on the podcast just so I can remember who is over 30 and who's below 30. If you're over 30, we're taking our shirts off, right? No. It's not happening. No? I think it's just me, Colonnary. I'll call you.

Big Tee, how old are you? 25. 25. Baby. You're just a little baby. Yeah. I don't know. It doesn't feel that way.

Just a little baby. I realize that I've never, like, in every situation, you're always just like the youngest person there. they think about it no that's that's not the case at all what he currently is not living that situation i don't remember one situation in my life where i haven't been like young because you're young go go back to your high school what about in college when you were a senior where what about when you were senior no but when i was a senior i'm even a junior you're older than most you're just saying that where you work people are older than you that's i know but i's like

junior senior year i was working here yeah but when you were at school no wait wait wait no you weren't you were at school you did not you worked here when you were in high school no no wait wait hang on am i going insane you worked here the summer after your senior year of high school right and then you went to college for a while for and then two and a half years after and then in 2020 in the spring of 2020 you started working on like zoom and then you came back into the office for a little bit right so i was when you were in college you were were in college. But my whole senior year, I did remotely and was doing school and working here.

Starting in like April or May. Of my junior year. Yeah, at the very, very, very end. Of my junior year. So you were in school when you were a junior? Yeah. For almost the entire year. Uh, kind of.

Yeah. No, January. Anyway. No, but like the whole senior year. That's, that's, that's Billy's. concede right there I mean anyway I mean I don't know

what you're so confused about I worked my whole senior year of college I was here working You also have classes though Yeah Unless you were just making all those up arguing about I'm very confused too Because it seems like you both agree

On the set of facts Yeah no no Billy Billy went to school as a junior In college And he was older than almost everybody around him PFT is saying like And just because Billy Also works at Barstle doesn't mean that he

was the youngest person at his college. And when he was a senior, he still took classes. Yeah, like, so you were the oldest person in those classes. Zoom, but like, I wasn't talking with anybody. But you were physically, you were physically part of something that you were the oldest in. You were part of your college that you were. No, I'm kidding.

This is a stupid conversation. Let's talk about dinners. It wasn't stupid when you were talking about it. Let's talk about dinosaurs. Um, I've been watching the new prehistoric planet. Yeah. And it's honestly awesome. And you shall should watch it.

It gives off major. I think, I think, uh, Arian, you'd really enjoy it because it really takes you. I'm not over. I'm not over. I'm not over. I'm sorry. I don't understand what we're arguing about. I was just like I always felt like the youngest person in many. Your, your, your inability to take an ale is just, I'm not taking. I've taken so many. Even basketball, that's an undeniable fact.

I, I have to just like live my own world where a lot of my ls are actually w's, um, or it would go, I like, I like, I like the confidence. I like it go down real. Fast. Just manifest destiny. So to Billy's point about prehistoric planet, I do think that Arian would enjoy watching it. I think I'm not

that big of a fan of it though personally. Because they just like invent stuff that happen. No, they don't. They don't. I looked into it. I look, well, yeah, it is historical fiction. It's just like what if this dinosaur swam? Apple. Apple.

No, but I like so I think Aaron would enjoy it because it kind of gives off like Pandora vibes is a different world that we like but that almost a more beautiful world than the present one but a lot of the stuff that they depict in the film is in

the fossil record. So the Tyrannosaurus rex did swim like that. They found drowned transorses wrecks and frozen ones. How do they know that they drowned though? Rex is Rex is. Rex eye.

Yeah. Isn't that isn't that up for Like, you can't do, there's no dexter for dead dinosaurs where they do forensic. That's paleontology. That's forensic paleontology. I don't think that, I don't think it's realistic to be like, look, this dinosaur died of drowning when it doesn't have a body to examine. Well, if they found it at the bottom of a riverbed of a fossilized riverbed on a bunch of fossil deteriorated plant matter that's consistent to the bottom of a lake river or pond. So couldn't that dinosaur have, have, like, died there after the river was dried up?

You know, they have, there's a way, there's a way. Yeah, they have all that sort of sediment. So, like, there's layers of, I forget what it's called. It's been a minute. This is I actually set up. Strata? Yeah, some, some shit like that to where, like, the way it lays down, you could tell the time period in which it was. So, like, like Billy said, if it's consistent with aquatic life and, you know, they could,

make a reasonable assumption that he probably wasn't supposed to be there. So like when the Mosasors were fighting, like they, you remember they said they found in the fossil record other Mosasaur teeth in their skulls? Yeah. So like all that. So everything's because Hank was talking about this like oh, it was just made up. But like yes, a little bit it was made up. But those scenes were stuff they put together from the fossil record, which I found like fascinated. I've only seen the first episode. So if you've seen more. Please don't spoil it. What I don't like about it is that it's created, well, it's created by the people who did

planet Earth. That's my favorite part. That's my least favorite part because now it's like, where they fudging the record on planet earth. If they can create dinosaurs that look this realistic, could they not do that with modern animals? No, no, I do not think this tarnishes the legacy of planet Earth. I think what they did, because walking with dinosaurs, which.

is a masterpiece by the BBC, which was my, like, favorite movie in my childhood. There hasn't been an update, like, there has been something like that since in the way they spun it to be like, okay, how can we do a modern walking with dinosaurs that isn't exact like the original and doesn't tell the same stories, but basically make it look like one of these like greatest nature documentary of all time, plant earth. I think that's the greatest crossover ever. Like, it is an amazing concept. I love the concept. I do just think it raises some questions. But also, you can tell that a lot of the, you can tell the dinosaurs are CGI in this. Like in, well, there's a lot of. What was your first clue? I know, but like,

you could tell if the animals were faking planet Earth. If the opening scene was like, we found this three million year old 4K camera. with all this ever before seen footage from the Mesozoic era No, but I was going to totally switch topics but yeah, I'm definitely going to check that out I'm just wondering when I come to New York next week

if I go to your house, PFT and do the flight simulator. Yeah, yes, absolutely. We should do that. We should stream it too. Yeah, I would love that. Because I've never attempted to fly a plane But I'm so obsessed with this Top Gun movie, man. Like, I'm about to go see it again. This is going to be my fourth time.

No, you got to wait. You got to wait for me. Oh, I will absolutely see it at a fifth time. Wait, wait. You guys, I might throw a darty. Oh, my God. Wait. Perfect.

Where? What's the dates? The science fair is Monday. Look out for that, by the way. It'll be awesome. How long is everyone staying? I live here. We'll figure it out.

That'd be fun. So wait, you're trying to have a dardy during the, on Tuesday. During the work day. Or we could do a Sunday fun day. I can't. I got work. But also on Tuesday you have to work. But you could get away with not working on like a Wednesday if we're doing macrodosing, you know.

Okay. But if it's Tuesday. Billy is special today, though. This is funny, man. This is rare bill, man. If it's Tuesday, we do the same. show on Tuesday, Billy. Right?

Okay, scrap it. I just thought it would be fun. Okay? Just trying to set up fun activities for all of us. I would also love to do fun activities, but sometimes we have to work. No, I know that. I don't have to work, bro. Aaron will have a dardy. He'll have a daydering.

What's a danger? It's a day party, but it's a rager. It's a little harder than a dardy. rank the the levels of parties starting that you've replaced the first letter with D well you gotta start

to kick a kickback no no that's a different vibe he's talking about like the Dardy the Dardy day drink Dager Well no it's a it's a day drink because that just means you're

you know like going to drink drinking when the sun is up Yeah you could just like go day drink and like go get a meal or lunch Or a drunch or yeah Ooh a drunch Oh yeah so yeah Drunch. I'd say drunch is heavier than a day drink.

A day drink. Brunch sounds like you're like treading and a shallow pond to build a bridge of some sort. Day drink is definitely the most the least or the most chill. Drunk isn't a thing though. Drunch? No, no. You should see these white girls go to brunch. You should see me go to brunch, Aryan.

Brunch is a thing, but drunk. Is it like a dinner. Bummoses. No, no, drunk brunch. Bottomless mimosas. Bottomless mimosas. That's just brunch, though. There's no sober brunch.

That's what I'm saying. No, that's, yes, there is. There's a sober brunch. There is not. Yes, there is. For non-alcoholics, there is sober brunch. That's, that's like, uh, like you can go to brunch with your grandparents. Yeah.

On a Sunday after church. Yeah. But a drunch, you're getting mimosas. You're getting ballinis. Yeah. You're taking shots. Brunch is new to me. Big T.

What's your, what's your brunch order? Uh, chicken and waffles, usually. It's pretty good. Yeah. It's strong. I go with avocado toast, and if they have good salmon, I'll put a little salmon on that, Joe. Yeah. Mm.

I like a good, I like a good frittata. Oh, really? Or Wavis Ranchero. Oh, yeah. Love those. I like steak and eggs. It's like I should know what frittata is. It's like an egg pie kind of thing.

Yeah, it's like an egg pie that's got, you know, various peppers and stuff in it. Hold on. I think this is a keesh. It's similar to a quiche, but it's not Keesh, yeah, Keisha Jason Also, we'll do the first edition of teed off right now Let's go, this is teed off featuring Big Tea Big Tee, what are you teed off about this week?

So I was gonna say chicken and waffles, but also French toast I love a good French toast. This is a New York City problem. People go way too overboard with the French toast now. You go to one of these places in order French toast, they will bring you a piece of French toast and on top of it will be six inches of every fruit that's ever existed. I ordered French toast at a place.

It came with flowers on it. There was a flower. Wait, Big T, I know what place you're talking about. Yeah, you do, because it's near where you used to live. That's unacceptable. It's, they go too overboard with it. I just want the French toast. A couple of strawberries, blueberries, that's great.

Adds a nice little accoutrement to the plate. I don't want, I mean. Bouther sugar? Yeah, sure. Go for that. I mean, that's custom with French toast. It doesn't add. any extra dimension to it, either.

The powdered sugar nestles on the toast. Correct, correct. But these libs in New York have gone so overboard with the French toast. I got, now I got to specify, like, what comes on the French toast? Like, I got to ask now because it's just too much. It is. Yeah. Teamots freedom toast, not French toast.

Correct. I mean, inedible garnishes are, I mean, I'm out on those too, Bigteeat. No, those are edible flowers. You can eat those. Yeah, but do you really want to? The Big T's going to be much in some flower. Let me tell you something. Is he a deer?

I agree with Big Tee. Like there's a bunch of dishes out there that now they've become almost made to be Instagramed more than they've been made to be eaten. Precisely. And so they lose some of their structural integrity. They lose some of their functionality because you're supposed to be there to eat it. I'll say like a burger should be along those same lines. But there are a bunch of places now that have burgers that are piled so damn high with things that you can't get your mouth.

Like you have to like cut your burger into like four. pieces to even try to eat it. And if you do try to eat it whole, little, little man can't swallow a burger. No, I got, listen, I got, you don't know what this mouth do, Aaron. I can, I can get the burger in, but then guess what happens on the other side of the burger? All the fucking condiments and, and weird toppings fall out the other side. Oh, that's bad burger.

That's bad burger security. A couple, do you remember a couple years ago they told us to eat the fucking burgers upside down? No. Oh, I remember that. I, I'm not sure. But fuck that. Yo, that's bad. I think it's, I think it's Burger King.

I was going to bring this up as well. I guess I'm super. Don't, don't be. Don't, don't not be an ally right now, area. This shit might be the dumbest thing of ever. Remember, that's also only in Austria. I don't care where it's that. They say, is a Burger King?

It is Burger King. In Austria. Burger King in Austria are having the same bun for a burger. You know you got a bottom bun and a top bun? Mm-hmm. They're putting two top buttons and then two bottom buns for like Pride month. I'm like, bro, that's the dumbest shit of it. Like now you're gendering bread.

Listen, no, when I think gay pride, I think Burger King. So there are tops and bottoms. I kind of see where they're going. We should fact check that because that might be another Nintendo. Is it? It might be. It came across my timeline and I didn't even give it a second. I was like, that's stupid.

It kept scrolling. Yeah. Yeah, let's look that up. This is us being responsible. Yeah, we need you responsible. I think, no, it's, well, it is on CNN, so I mean, we need to check another source. Oh, yeah, no, no. Here he goes.

Yeah, for big teeth. It's a real thing. Oh, my God. For the initial teed off, I think, I think we need to allow our fine servers, our hardworking servers, be a little more prejudice. You know Big Tee doesn't want a goddamn flour on his French toast. That's a good point. Yeah, that's, I'm looking at the burger of the area, just so that's disgusting. The specific place I'm talking about, if you order French toast and they bring the plate out,

you can't see french toast yeah i don't like that i don't like that one bit agreed that's why it was the inaugural teed off i know what place big tea's talking about they do that with like everything on the menu they just they just instagram it up it tastes really good is it the place because there is one spot that always pops up on seamless if i'm trying to order food here to the office it's one of my favorite restaurants in new york there's a place that shows up all the time that i just look at the name of it and i know this is a place that was designed to have people take pictures on Instagram. I'll say it and we'll bleep it because no free ads and I hate this place.

Beep. Oh no, different spot. Okay, I'll bleep that. Can we bleep that? Yeah. Don't give them free press. I love that place. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Big T, the fucking, it's in the goddamn name. Brother, if I go to yardhouse, I don't expect them to feed me grass.

Yeah, but like there's like, like, no, now, you don't apologize for it. This is a place that puts actual flowers on your French toast. I know, but it's in the name. Mad Dog appears to be eating these flowers. I'm not. I'm just saying you can. You called them out. I called them edible. I'm not saying I'm going to eat them. I'm going to be the contrarian here. I like a nice presented dish. So do I. I don't like. I don't mind if it's presented like with the flowers and all this.

This is impractical. How don't hear me out? Hit me out. The the way I feel like it crosses the line is at them high end places where they give a fuck about presentation, but like you get seven bites of food. you know that's what i care about no this was too much food but it wasn't the food you ordered that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying if if you if you complain about getting a lot of food and there's a flower on your plate just slide no i mean listen is it is it the biggest problem facing our nation right now no you can't get gas or baby formula but or creatine there's a creatine shortage as well everyone please think a billy in these trying times he had that in his host of dog no it's bullshit there's a creatine shortage.

Two fruit maximum when you order French toast that doesn't have to be mentioned on the menu. If you want a French toast and it comes to strawberries and blueberries, good. If it comes with 18 things on there and flowers and this, that, and the other on a flaming, sizzling, uh-uh. Just bring the French toast. All right. So what I agree with Big T on this one that if you, if you order what you expect to be a normal French toast and it comes with all this extra stuff on top of it, including flowers, you have to think. yourself like, okay, part of the money that I'm paying for this meal is going to all the stuff that I don't want.

Their flower budget. Yeah, the flower budget. Imagine how much this thing would cost if they weren't decking it out like it was like a 1980s wedding. I scanned, I scanned the check very carefully to make sure I wasn't signing a Democratic voter registration at this place. Now, now I'm actually on the other end of this, I'm a sucker for fancy Shepherds Pies. Oh, I love a good shepherd's pie.

No, no, like, like I will go to the hipster pubs with the shepherd's pies because some of these people paint absolute pieces of art into the mashed potato on the top. And it's just like I like shepherd's pies at other places. Yes, they're good. But like they really like doll up these shepherd's pies. They serve them these really awesome ceramic pot type things. And then like you get it with the Guinness that also has the foam painted in it like a. like a little like you know shamrock or something else and then they do the same pattern into the mashed potatoes i would that's i would get a good shepherd's pie like an upscale

shepherd's pie i actually think i could eat shepherd's pie for every meal because it's it's like a full plate all in one shepherd's pie is the best i like i prefer shepherd's pie to chicken pot pie how about that oh wait a way it's not even close dude that's not even i think it has shepherd's pie so I can't I can't oh you would love it it's a nice crispy mashed potato on top and it's like chili underneath then you've got like ground beef or or lamb less spicy you've got peas carrots sometimes mushrooms onions on the peas gravy you can you can customize the vegetables you put it in my okay yeah you can ask for peas peas might be the only thing I'm like I'm pretty much cool on anything why don't you think peas they're sweet as fuck I don't know why does that

body and I don't like being I don't know I just don't what is it texture is it like you don't like I just felt the certain felt a certain way but I don't I just never I just never really like like it was like it's like biting if you was to I don't know somehow collect you know air and put it in a vegetable that's what it would taste like I just don't take it tastes like it takes like nothing to me it's like that's tomatoes for me no they have flavor see well that was a crossytherian Yeah, I'm a tomato guy, though. I like good tomatoes.

Big tomato. Big difference between good tomatoes and bad tomatoes. I like bad ones. Good tomatoes in the summertime. Put a little salt and pepper on there. A little caprizy salad. I'm forever thankful for Uncle Jesse from Full House. I think it was Uncle Jesse.

I was watching Full House. And one episode, I was a child. And they went to like some tomato farm and they were putting salt on the tomatoes and just eating it I was like what the fuck is this and then I tried it I was like yo I never looked back salting a tomato is unbelievably

delicious yeah salt and tomato salt pepper on tomato with like mayonnaise and bread like a good tomato sandwich that's perfect summertime meal right there lost me lost me there at mayo

yeah you're one of these mayo one of these mayo haters I like it on certain things but just slapping mayo on it I'm unsure if that's... Well, you put it on the bread, like it's a sandwich. You put the mayo on the bread, and then you put a big, thick slice of tomato on top, fresh tomato, and then salt and pepper on the tomato.

That's good eating. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm a mayonnaise fan on sandwiches and burgers and shit. How do you feel about aoli? I don't know. Just like a fancy word for mayo, pretty much. Oh, yeah, I'm on it. anything that lubricates the sandwich.

Yep. Because a lot of times people be having these dry sandwiches. I'm like, bro, this shit is no loo. You got to... You know what I'm a huge fan of mustard on certain sandwiches. Yeah. I love mustard. You have to have a mustard or a mayonnaise,

and it's very helpful if when you make the sandwich, you make sure that it goes all the way to the edges. Of course. Because I used to think I didn't like crust on bread. Turns out I love crust. It's just you don't want to dry I don't want any dry edges So when there's sandwiches being made

You got to make sure they go all the way to the edge Golden so actually free add Golden spicy brown mustard is my fucking favorite Have you guys ever had I think this is just the Cleveland thing Have you guys ever had ballpark mustard? Yeah Oh that shit is so good

It's very good So I have a grandmother out in in Seattle Her name's Joan Joan she's a big time macrodosian Hi Joan Joan. Popping, I'm always in Seattle. I'm going to say, what's up, Joan? So what you're going to want from Joan is she makes her homemade mustard, which is like the most grandmother thing ever, right?

And she knows that, like, for holidays, I don't want anything. She doesn't have to get me a gift. But now she just, she mails me jars of her homemade mustard for holidays. It's awesome. And so now my fridge is stocked with homemade mustard. It's just like tangy, kind of spicy honey mustard. And it takes her, I keep asking her like, every time I see her, I'm like, I got to get the recipe for me one of these days. And she keeps saying, well, it's actually really, really easy.

It only takes like three days to make and you have to do this, this and this. And I was like, I don't have. So I think we have different definitions of the word easy when it comes to making my own condiments. But it's the best present that you can ever get from a grandmother is like some sort of a homemade meal or homemade food. Mustard keeps forever. zero calories usually with no additives mustard is awesome zero calories in mustard we need to fact check that oh gee like if you're mustard i don't know about honey mustard but like unsweetened unmixed mustard is zero calories are you just talking about the seed the mustard seed unmixed

unsweetened yeah three calories very low calories wow i didn't know that yeah cool so let me see calories and mustard i i know there it's like not zero calories but it's very very low calories calories. So like Heinz mustard has three calories for every one packet. Don't celery have zero calories? Yeah, celery has a negative. The negative net calorie. Yeah. So if you really want to lose weight, you just eat celery all day. Because you burn calories by eating it, like your jaw and like your digestive system. I actually agree with this. I think that's an actual thing. That is the thing. But I don't do that. No, eat real food. I'm not promoting to only eat celery. Another decoration.

Celery. Oh, I love celery. Celery's also a vehicle for dips. The only thing you see celery is on a plate of wings. And I dip in my wing sauce. I love it. Salads? You don't eat salads?

Celery? I do. I don't use celery. Chicken salad with some celery in it? What should put your salad, though? My salad, my go-to salad is romaine, which I would prefer spinach because romaine really is. anything i'd prefer spinach um cucumber uh a pinto bean typically spicy avocado um there's one other big thing fuck oh like a uh a roasted corn that's more for flavor that's not very healthy and chicken

grilled chicken okay all right i saw the salad all right you thought i was gonna be like i i get pork I mean, I don't know You're trashing celery I wanted to see what you know what you Salary it's just like There's no flavor to it I'd rather like an egg plant I'd rather

Which I'm willing to accept that What about Ants on a log That's peanut butter Peanut butter raisins on celery I'll just eat the peanut butter Straight

Nah You just scooping peanut butter out of jar Give me a spoon Yeah are you not all right how you guys like your pb and jays um with peanut butter and jelly i know but like

are we talking like flavor of jelly here no i'm talking about like what type of what type of peanut butter do you do you do wheat this is the the ultimate way to do it is you do wheat and then one side peanut butter that's side jelly and then you slice up a banana and you put a banana in that joint and that shit sets it all i put chia seeds in mine

give it a little crunch because i don't like crunchy peanut butter That's a little That's a little You don't like Crunchy Big Tee Big Tee She's like

Real Libby With that one Huh Yeah But what's the What's the function I mean What do you expect

Cheese seeds are a Superfood Liberal Ohio Back out of the gap I put cheese seeds On everything I put What does it do

It's a superfood So they expand In your stomach To make you more full So like You can put a tablespoon of them In

Okay let's say I put a tablespoon of them In my PB&J in my stomach they'll expand and make you fuller. Okay. And they have like digestive benefits and stuff. Girls be having stomach issues.

I need my cheese seeds. They do. Yeah. And I think they like neutralize free radicals in your body. I don't know what that means. I'm pretty sure that's one thing that superfoods do. They have antioxidants. Yeah.

I put I put cheese seeds in my salads. I put them in my pasta. I put them in everything. I have a gallon of them in my apartment. So my PV and J, you got to get the country, country style white bread which is like the white bread that like doesn't have any additives it's like

pure white bread yeah good wonder bread so it's like only got the eggs like the you can read the ingredients in one line yeah and then you get you get smooth peanut butter you lather on that peanut butter you're going it's a two to one peanut butter to jelly ratio

no you're I agree two to one time about time about time about you use white bread and you oversaturate the peanut butter that is sticking on the top of your mouth. Oh, you know why this is why. No, no, yeah, but this is why you need to do.

There's no way that should stand. You know what you need to do that? No, no, no. After Billy eats it. He's like his dog just that walks around his house. Just like licking the roof of his mouth. Anti-gravity sandwich. That shit is stuck up there.

I haven't finished. You put on that jelly. Stack on one piece of bread. Then you smucker on another layer of peanut butter on top. More jelly. triple Decker sliced sliced diagonally

and you need to drink this with a gallon of whole milk and that is the ultimate PV and J. That's why he asked by the way he wanted to present it as if he was asking you guys but Coley Coley you were

you were about to say something about crunchy peanut butter I'm curious what it was no Mad Dog said she didn't like crunchy peanut butter but added cheese yeah that doesn't make sense It's a different type of crunch. It is a different type of crunch because chunky peanut butter, if you get the kind that's got like, you know, almost whole peanuts.

Yeah, I don't want it. It gets stuck in your teeth. It becomes a bit much. Rubbish. Now, Billy, you don't care about my answer to your question, but I'll answer it anyway since you were going around. Uncrustibles. My answer is the uncrustable. My answer is the mighty uncrustable is the best snack food that's ever been invented.

I can't believe that I went this long without having it. Did you air fry it? Oh, I've air fried it. I think when smuckers introduced the uncrustable to the market and they took off, I think that's when China knew they had us. They were like, these lazy fucking people can't even make a PB&J anymore. It's so good. It's so good.

Sure. They're like the Jurassic Park meme of like they, they were so preoccupied whether or not they could. They didn't stop to think if they should. I think they need a bigger one. It's, yes, yes, a giant, unquote. I agree. That is my only qualm. So I think that there should be two sizes of uncrustable.

There should be regular and there should be double stuff. With the double stuff also has like bigger bread too. Yeah. Like it's just two times the size of an end. Yeah. And then eventually you move it so that the, uh, the, the jumbo size is going to be the regular. And then the small is like the snack size. And then you make an even bigger one.

Yeah. That's on top of them. Small, medium large. Uncruiting. Wait, how they, when they, when they cold, they pop into it. Yeah. When they're frozen. Yeah.

Dude, they're so good. How bigger they, how big are they when they're, they're, like the size of the palm. Yeah, the size of the palm. Yeah, the size of the pole. Yeah, like a baseball. Yeah, like a, no, big out baseball. No, bigger than a baseball. If you were to, so I'm, I'm forgetting.

If you were to like, swell up a hockey puck a little bit, that's about the size. Okay, yeah. The palm hands, I'm saying I want a softball, like the, the radius of, no, the diameter of a softball. Yeah, they're conference. They're about the diameter of a softball, I would say. Oh, they are? Yeah, but they're not like, they're not a sphere. Yeah, I know.

I want something like, like, like, uh, tea, what the, a saucer sized one. Yeah, saucer sized one. Yeah. That would, that's going to be the regular size eventually. Yeah. We need to get some big, no bigger. That was the best part of the fallout from the original supersized me that they, they didn't get rid of the super size.

they just renamed all their sizes. So small became medium, medium became large. That was great. They were like, oh, no, we fix this problem. Yeah,

it's genius. It's brilliant. But yeah, I love a good uncrustable. I also, I like the just straight up wonder bread and then creamy peanut butter, grape jelly.

I don't mind the stickiness of the Wonderbread sometimes. I feel like Wonderbread gets a bad rap of being like, oh, we don't want all the chemicals. That's kind of why I buy the Wonderbread. bread is for the chemicals.

Right. So I used to be about that, but then I read out a bunch of the chemicals, and they are terrible for your endocrine system. And like old school wonder bread is like the, like, the wonder bread that you're like dad ate and like loved is like the country style white bread that I buy. But sometimes a good wonder bread is like a treat. Yeah. It's like a twinkie.

I don't want to know what's in the twinkie. Well, yeah, it's like when you, when you order dominoes, you're not in the mood for pizza. You're in the mood for dominoes. Yeah. Yeah, we've had this. When I want Wonder Bread, I want that like real synthetic, sweet, soft feeling. That's what I'm looking for. And I eat it like once every couple years.

It's the sweetness of it is what it is. Yeah, super sweet bread. Yeah, it's like cake. Yeah, they should make a cake, a cake peanut butter jelly. Now I'm, so now let's talk peanut butter. I'm a Skippy Man. I like, you know what? I expected more from you.

I really enjoy the all natural peanut butters that are like, just peanuts salt and oil and then you have to and then you have to stir it up yeah I don't like the oil yeah no but oils in you don't think there's any oil

in skeepy peanut butter yeah but like the oil on top Billy just doesn't want to see it I don't want to see it yeah but you stir it up and it's so much better and it's more liquidy yeah yeah but then the oil

it doesn't act it's all separated and it never gets back together yeah maybe you stir it like a beta yeah but even when you if you stir it like a man then you get to What do you think your forefathers did, Billy?

What do you think your ancestors, the cavemen? When they got their peanut butter, they made it in their mouths. It's actually unnatural for you to have this pre-made big jaws. This is why society's gone downhill because cavemen used to stir their own peanut butter up. They used to just chew peanuts in their mouth and make peanut butter and spit it in each other's mouth. This is as close as you can get to that. I actually expected Billy to be like a PB2 guy. What?

Baby Bird. It's Baby Bird Summit. What about peanut butter and honey? I like those. Oh, I just bought a honey peanut butter. Do they make that? Well, okay, so I'm a GIF girl, but because of the recall, I can't get GIF anywhere. So I, the Justin's, like that organic peanut butter, they have honey peanut butter.

And I snagged it so quick. I'm so excited about it. Is there a peanut butter that hasn't been recalled? Was it Peter Pan giving people salmonella? Yeah, Peter Pan was Listeria, maybe something like that. Skippy never had any issues. I had no idea that they numbered. products. I didn't know that was a thing. Like, so my mom, I was scrolling on it. And my mom had,

I think it was the GIF. And I had just, it just scrolled across my time. I follow, like, Scientific America or something shit on the gram. And they had a picture of it. And then they said numbers, you know, X to X. And I was like, they numbered a shit. And so my mom, and we, we looked at the peanut butter. She had one of the ones that got recalled. But I didn't even know that. I was like, That's a pretty cool thing, man I didn't know that That's how they caught the cinnamon toast crunch Shrimp guy

That's like because I don't know this story what happened So some guy posted that he basically got Shrimp That there was shrimp in his cinnamon toast crunch Like shrimp There's like a shrimp tail Shrimp tail that he said that he pulled out

But then like places Can track the exact boxes Where they were How they got there what store they went to and track every single place that they've been just through barcodes and like knowing which exact batch

for this exact reason so there was like moments where you didn't want to give up the box and because they would have been able to track and find out that none of his story was making sense. Did we ever get closure on it?

Yeah, that guy got I mean on like if he didn't put not a bit in the tweet like he would have been fine but he like wrote it so hard and said it like because it would have been like for there to be no hole in the box

like in yeah so they they tracked like it didn't make sense because they people were on my ass over that like I was fucking Wendell in the the cinnamon toast crunch bakery like I make it I was a cinnamon toast crunch truth or I bought more cinnamon

truth crunch after that because that was a tack on one of my favorite cereals. Yeah, and that's probably the safest time to buy cinnamon and toast crunch is right after there's a shrimp disaster. I was like, I'm buying the hell out of this cinnamon toast. So did we figure out if that guy was just making it up or? There's no clue, but like, it's pretty like, let's go look at his Twitter page.

I was going to say, I thought it was proven to be false. I'm looking at it right now. Because like they got the police involved. They actually were going to forcibly see. the box because then they would have known like where it came from how like where it got contaminated because they're like we need to know

in case there's like the batch we sent out had you know so they traced it back to the machine they looked at the machine they're like none of this you know makes sense because it's like yeah so he was he was bushing there was no shrimp in his

yeah so what a don't know what an odd thing to say you have and you're like how would a shrimp get in like what the fuck yeah so it was what they say it last march like that makes more sense what the hell happened shrimp tails and cinnamon toast crunch uh yeah um i i i think it kind of just all went away yeah i'm not finding any recent coverage right now i'm looking in the news right other things happened it it faded it faded from the news cycle a guy maybe found trip past year then it got

dark. I would have, I would have almost respected if, if Tucker Carlson was still talking about this. If he was like, was there hiding the answers. It was on Tucker Carlson? I don't know, but if, if, if he was still pretending like this was the biggest issue. Did General Mills start COVID to distract from the shrimp trills and CT crunch? Was this like, we keep hearing about the supply chains. Like, what are they really not telling us? We're getting shrimp in our CTC. General Mills, part of the military industrial complex I mean that actually kind of I always thought that General Mills would be a great name

for a rapper that talked about how much money he had all right I hate it I do actually hear that name Aaron did General Mills did the era of he's dressed up like Omar Gaddafi but with dollar signs

and like cash pinned to his chest instead of ribbons come on that would be that would be horrible actually yeah i hate it more now what did you say it called i was going to say did the error of t-shirts this was like oh three oh four where they were taking like t-tigre and icing him out and having him like drive a truck on like 24s did that make it to the south or the southwest let's see oh four i was in san diego so nah not out there we would was did you guys have like gino green and stuff like that no that wasn't that wasn't out there oh man we was real simple out there like chuck's vans uh regular you guys were

jerking the school who you said what we were jerking the school we're in vans oh that was oakland hey i know that no no i know the dudes that make that song I'm sure you do. Packed it. That was 10. We used to, we was chilling. We was low-key. White T's

was a big thing. But they was all big as fuck. That's an era I don't miss. Is the Tall T era? The tall T era was. Boy, them pictures is hilarious. They came back. They just slimmed them out.

Yeah. You know this thing, though, like, listen, man, big dudes, listen, I'm with you on your plight. But, like, the skinny gene and the slim fit shit, it's just not, that ain't, that ain't it. That ain't, yeah, sometimes you buy it a couple sizes bigger, man. I might be the old dude yelling at the clouds on this one,

but like, the clothes be too small nowadays. They're also terrible. You're a hundred percent right, brother. They're terribly built, too. Literally, you could walk up to a random person with most pants and just rip them off. I'm serious. I've been hearing that, that's been happening. It's a pandemic.

Yeah. Yeah, that's the real pandemic. All this made in China. It's like literally like the pants I'm wearing right now, you could rip off my legs fairly easily. Don't do it though. Is this a pun for when Big Cat did that to you? No, well, I thought of this concept because literally, well, I saw a trend.

I was going to say. I saw a trend that was all stage. And I was like, what if you make like these are ripping so easily. What if you made this look like it really actually happened? and the rest is ripstery that was great that's good that was ripstery that was bad i'm gonna i'm gonna move on real quick because i have one last thing that i wanted to talk about and i don't know if you guys have anything else that you want to you want to discuss uh billy sent this article to me earlier today i read it it's fantastic jermarchus russell oh yeah wrote an article for the players

Tribune today and it's like his his journey and his words it's actually i i wish that he had written this 10 15 years ago it's good to hear you know from from his perspective and it really sugarcoat a lot of the stuff that happened he took him to spark notes i'm not reading this shit he took accountability for a lot of it he basically said like he came from a uh uh a poor town in um Alabama mobile mobile Alabama and uh he was like thrust into being a quarterback back at a very young age and the first time he tried codeine was when he was 14 years old because it was all around and one of his friends told him to like grab a drink out of the cooler he drank the wrong one and then he had to like sleep it off for a while but he came from

like nothing like abject poverty and he made it to the NFL he didn't even know that he was going to declare for the draft until before that sugar bowl against Notre Dame when Dwayne Bowes runner asked to talk to him and said hey you're you're going to be a first round pick do you want to go to the NFL he's like what do you mean go to the NFL I still have another year's school left like the thought never occurred to him that he could leave that I do I don't think I don't think that he was four months from being the number one pick and had no idea that he was even I'm not sure I believe I think it's definitely college coaches who would not tell their best player like what's happening but how do you not have if

you're the number one pick you should have an idea you're going to be picked in the first round. Well, the media was so much different back then. Well, we weren't in the Stone Age. I mean, this was 2007.

Mel, right, but was their Twitter was still very much a thing. Right, but if you were throwing papers on their front steps. No, but like what?

Twitter wasn't, like athletes didn't have. There was the internet, right? Yeah, but did athletes have like have that much personal agency where people could like contact them?

At that point. They had phones, yes. Billy, you don't have to be contacted to know. That's not what I'm saying. Like, if you weren't like a, like,

if you weren't into sports media and into playing sports. Like Peyton Manning knew that he was going to be the number one pick when he decided to go back to Tennessee. Right. Because his father had connections. Well, he's what I'm saying, Marks,

he had no father. He admits it that like, well, like, Arch, Arch Manning definitely has way more connections in the NFL and sports media at that point. I think that's fair. his son. That's what I'm saying. That's fair to say. No. I think it is it is fair to say.

I was in school at the same time I played against Jemargas Russell in 2006 I think we knew what was we knew what was going on. I I don't I don't I don't I don't I can't say if he knew he was going to be the number one pick but you knew why you went to school you knew you was going to get you knew dudes left early you know I don't know I'm kind of a big and if you were a first round talent you knew that. Well something also If you recall that that bull game against Notre Dame, that's when he became like the dude. I think he was, he was being discussed as being a first round pick before then. I don't think he was the presumptive number one overall pick until that game against Notre Dame where he just smoked a shit out of him.

Just absolutely lit him on fire and everybody was like, holy shit. I knew, I do this. My man's, um, Gerard Mayo, he went number 10 and where, uh, let's see you shaking your head. Anything Patriots get brought up. I didn't see this coming. So me and him, we submitted our film because you send your film to something called the NFL advisory committee and they kind of look over it and they give you a grade back of what they think you're going to go, right? And so me and him got a grade back and we both got the same grade

and it was the second round. And for him, he was like, because they want you to stay in school for some reason. And so they always like lowball you and I should have left. But he was like, that was enough for me. I was like, I was stupid. I should have left. But like, I was, I was stupid. but I should love, but like, so like, I say all that to say, I find it hard to believe he's, and I'm not, you know, trying to get on his bumper, but it's like, you didn't go to school to go to school, you know what I mean? You were in the school to go to the league?

You're calling a cap on his article? No, I was the article. I didn't read it. Yeah, I've heard that, that part may be a little fabricated. Like, I had no idea. Like, maybe, like, maybe you didn't know you were going to go until, but, like, you had an idea, like, if, You was, I don't, yeah, there, there have been a handful of players who have been like, I didn't, like, they kind of set college as the goal.

Like, they didn't think that there was anything really for them after them. So it doesn't surprise me if someone who in their second year isn't getting those, like, as a sophomore, they're not having those conversations. And then end of junior year, they weren't necessarily on that train of thought, like, now I'm going. Especially if you have a coach, there are. definitely coaches who tell players, like, oh, no, the league's not interested in you. There are definitely coaches who do that. Probably. But this is what I'm saying, they'll find you.

So, like, my freshman year, my freshman year, I bawled out in the last five, I only played five games. I had, like, over 1.30, like, every game, something like that. It was crazy. And after that year, I had, I had went on trips. I had agents, kind of runners. I was getting bred. Like, it was crazy.

And so it was like, that was after five games. You're talking about a starting quarterback for Louisiana. Is Louisiana State? I don't even know. University. Somebody was hollering at you, bro. We definitely had foams. Oh, that's when sidekicks was popping, too.

If he was... My about a BBM. So here... Yeah, usually the sidekick of BBR. Or a shirt. I hope you guys had the shirt. Here's from the story right now. This is how fast life came at me when I was at LSU.

My red shirt junior season, I'm chilling with my boy, Dibo. Debo. We're about to play Notre Dame in the Sugar Bowl, and I'm killing it. Debo was on the phone with somebody and I didn't know who it was. I found out later it was a runner for an agent. Debo is talking to him and he says, yo, this guy wants to holler at you. He hands me the phone and the guy says,

so what you're trying to do next year? I said, the hell are you talking about? I got school. What? You're not leaving? You tripping? I got school. Man, listen, you need to call your family right now and give them my number.

You rank grade A. What does that mean? You're the number one or two quarterback in the nation right now. now. And so that's when he found out. And then he gave the number to his uncle. And he goes on and he talks about how his uncles were like the closest. I mean, he did have a father figure in his life who was like a legend in his own right in terms of like a basketball player in Alabama. But it sounds like he was much closer with his uncles. And so his uncles were like his ride or die guys. They moved out to Oakland with him when he got drafted. He got drafted and Al Davis was the one that wanted him. And

the coaching staff very clearly did not want to have Jamarcus Russell on the team that he wasn't their pick and so we got off to a very bad start they never like tried to work with him as a man he said that he loved like his college coaches who got to know him as a person worked with him as a person his NFL coaches did not so he was out there with his uncles as really his only support network and then both of his uncles died within three months of each other and so his life kind of got torn apart and then he grew to hate his coaching staff and one day snapped at him in the film room because they were called him a motherfucker and he was taking it in like a bad way and he was saying like when jimbo used to cuss him out it was always like he was trying because he expected

more out of him he was trying to teach him something he still loves jimbo fish to this day but when his coaches out there were doing it it felt like they were doing it just to attack him so one day in the film room he snapped at him and was like hey you don't talk to me that way my family doesn't talked to me that way. Nobody talks to me that way. If you're trying to learn, if we're trying to improve as a team, talk to me with some respect. And then the coach like went back and like kind of apologize, change his tone a little bit. And then he just got really angry. And Jamarcus Russell stood up and he punched the table. And he was like, that's right. That's how you talk to me from now on, bitch. And, uh, yeah. And so then his, then the coaching staff from that

point on benched him. And he never started again after that point. That's a wild story, man. But it goes to what I always say. It's like this culture of football and really is that kind of sports in general is like where they feel they got to just talk dirty to you to get you to do shit. And it's like you don't have to do that. Like there's ways to motivate kids and there's way to motivate adults and like other ways. Like I just never really understood that culture.

I got into it my culture for the same shit, you motherfucking me this man. I was like, bro, just don't. Just don't. The crazy shit, this is the gaslighting. They cuss you out. And then you say, don't fight. What do you? Don't talk to me like that.

You draw boundary, right, emotionally. And then you get labeled as the troublemaker. Like, all this guy doesn't. I'm like, you talking shit to me, how I'm troublemaking? Like, it's the, I don't understand that shit. I'm never the sports. He's going to y'all out of my trash-ass teammates. What?

What's the craziest thing you ever said or you heard somebody say to a coach? Like happening a meeting or something. We was at Tennessee. I ain't going to say who it is. But they was yelling at him and he just looked at him and he said, I'm going to knock you the fuck out. And that coach ain't, he didn't say nothing. Because this dude was big as fuck, right?

Do we know who the, would we know who the coach is? yeah will you tell me who the coach was like I don't care who the player was yeah I'll tell you off camera okay I just I'd rather know who the coach was Aryan has lost all faith in our ability to bleep out the names that he says

I do not believe yeah that's completely Jesus it was like three or four times we got got yeah they don't put this in there somebody tweets me that's fucked up like you so also in the article he talks about the coding stuff so he says they tried it as a kid and then when he got to college he didn't want to take he didn't like the way that

painkillers made him feel so he went to take painkillers and so one time in class he had coding in the styrofoam cup and everything and somebody ratted on him to the teacher and then because he had he said that he had like torn ligaments in his hand and his arm and so he was he was sipping codeine in class now arian's like erin's got this look like well you You don't, that's not really a good explanation of why you're sipping Cody now to start from cup in class. Come, man. That's, I say, I feel like if you go write these kind of pieces, you gotta be honest, man.

You expect people to believe, and I don't even, I've never met this man, and like, I, it might be his truth, it might be its truth, but it's, it's going to be hard for people to believe that you was sipping Cody in class because you was in pain. It is a pain, to his credit, it is a painkiller. Yeah, but. with purple sprite or whatever fuck they mix it with the big Sprite

the problem I have with that story we're talking about LSU that student needs to be kicked out of school immediately you cannot have running around like that's an Alabama plant that Sabin put that kid in school

and register them in the same class Sabin was his coach Sabin was there oh I did my mistake so Sabin probably had that kid killed well actually Was Ryan Kelly an assistant on that? Saban would only been there his first year or two, I think,

because he was at the Dolphins in 2006, and the 2007 he went to Alabama. What was Jamarcus Russell last year, 2006? I think so. Because 07, they won the national title with he wasn't there. He wasn't there for that. Jordan Jefferson? Yeah, no, yeah, no, we played in the SEC championship.

Were that Matt Flynn? No, it was. I don't remember who They had two One of them got hurt I think Was Matt Mock Was he there for 03 or 07

Hang on I remember there's Ali Highsmith was a linebacker They had I number 93 What was his name? Oh Glenn Dorsey Oh he was a beast

A deep tackle There was another They had another one that went first round I think it was DN or 93 or something like that And they also had a DB that was cracking I forget it They usually do So

I kind of a similar story to sip in codeine in class but hold on how have y'all ever done cody yeah oh bill you have I did it once never again I've I've had cough syrup with codeine in it but it was when I had

a cough no it wasn't like record oh by the way Aaron before before Billy tells the story I don't know if you've seen the clip yet we put it on the part of my take Twitter account today but we were talking about how yesterday who which NBA player was it that

Miles. Oh, Miles Bridges. Right? So he posted a picture on his Instagram story of him. I think he was sitting in a car and he had a cup of syrup. And he had it. You don't know. It was pink lemonade.

Yeah, he said it was pink lemonade. And he had a joint in his hand. And so he deleted it very quickly. But then Billy was giving us the wrap up of it yesterday. First of all, Billy called it a blunt in his hand. It was very clearly a joint. Yeah, it was a joint. Common mistake.

And then Hank was like, well, yeah, rappers drink a lot of codeine. And then Billy was like, yeah, like McLemore. No, no, no. Big cat goes, oh. Go to example. Like basically I knew it was the funniest rapper I knew that was addicted to, like, to Cody. So Billy, you modeled your life experience after McLemore. He was your role model and you were like, you know what?

my heroes. No. When I was in third grade, I thought I was addicted to syrup. This is what Billy's saying. You know a wild fact, but Maclemore won the Grammy for the best album of the year, the same year,

Kendrick dropped Good Kid, Mac City. Yeah. That shit is fucking insane. Have you heard thrift shop, Aryan? Yeah, I absolutely have. Yeah. This is going to come up. I would argue, I would argue

Maclemore is not even the reason why he won. Ryan Lewis. Yeah, 100%. That motherfucker, nice. I used to be obsessed with McElmore. I bet you was. Yeah. Macklemore.

It was like eighth grade. It was Matt Flynn. There was that LSU quarterback, but the other guy we were thinking of was Ryan Parolew. Oh, yeah. Who played the SEC. What a name.

Who played in the SEC championship game because Matt Flynn was hurt. And then he, I think he got like kicked off the team. We knew we were going to win. We just knew we were going to win. Whose fault was that? Okay, Marion. Actually, I played like shit. And if you Google any pictures of me at that game, I was way over. Well, hell, this is the one that you had an excuse to say somebody else.

I party like a motherfucker from the time, the end of the school year ended to the SEC championship. I was doing my thing. I just partied. Who would you say? What's the blame here, Big T? Herricanes threw a couple tough picks. Also, I had. turf toe that's a good excuse that shit hurts though LSU one of the matter of fact that might be my worst lingering injury

I still from 2007 I had turf though and I still feel that to this day unreal have you have you heard about like BPC 157 some of these HGH peptides you can inject into near your injuries I have not heard yeah I heard they're pretty

you know who's I was talking to Ryan Whitney about them he's a hockey player and turns out they're pretty effective in clearing up stuff like that so so billy tell me about your experience with codeine i get no it wasn't codeine this was in class and i got caught uh dipping i thought i was slick i was i had a muscle milk bottle and it was in 830 after a 630 lift and i was packing a dinger in class and i was dipping into the muscle milk and i thought it was making it look like I was drinking the muscle milk and spitting. And the teacher emailed me and I had to go meet with them.

And she was like, what were you like, why are you acting? So it was obvious I was dipping. And I said that I didn't like ADHD medication. So I was self-medicating with nicotine. And then I got sent to the school psychiatrist. I mean, that honestly, good call. That's part. You haven't changed a bit, Billy.

yeah but like when he was like classic billy excuse well it was like a jamacus russell excuse yeah are you like yeah i don't like ADHD medication so what so dip so that was the most kids-bop version of jamax russells that's what i was like yo that trigger that story in your head well i was in class and caught i mean 830s were brutal he did he he he got called the schedule one substance you were doing tobacco yeah but i mean it's scalable. So, so D3 football to LSU football. Schedule one to totally legal.

You were at a religious, you were at a religious college, right? Uh, no, no, completely the opposite. I was at a, uh, sacrilegious, uh, the Lord hath forsaken his college. Yeah, that hilltop has been banished to the, what happened, what happened for that to be the case? Oh, it's, they let's billion. Land of the libs. Play into the moves

So you think Wait hold Do you think Levels are Devoid of religion? No but I think if you asked Any person there If they

I would I would guess Far less than 1% of the students At Williams College are religious Let's let's bleep where I don't know Let's just say there's way more people With unnatural Hair colors

Not including girls Who bleach their hair Than religious people Student student body versus what the school for sees i i was arguing it from what the school sets forth not necessarily the student body no no the teachers are i'm still not what i'm talking about you got a bad experience in college isn't you really oh boy i thought it was just keg parties and still it was not no i think it to you man i'll tell you off camera i think if billy if billy had to do it

over again. We would make sure that he went to state school. Yeah. And that he had like somebody to hold his hand all the time. And I think we could have turned Billy into a quarterback. I think Billy easily could have been the quarterback at Rutgers. U-Mass? A thousand percent of you mass. I also kind of came into the class competing with one of the best quarterback recruits in the nation, at least in the Northeast. And I thought I could have beat him out. But then I didn't and just all went

downhill from there. The Northeast is not where they look for quarterbacks. I know. Or really football players, to be honest. Exactly. So then Russell says that he kept using codeine when he was on the Raiders because he didn't like taking any of the pain medication and he played it a full season where he had like a broken ankle.

See, that's where you lose me, man. Well, he also admitted. Why not just say it was just a bad, because like we all, that's why I don't know, man. Well, if he said marijuana, would you think he was crazy? No, that makes sense, but there's an entirely different addictive property to codeine than there is marijuana. Thousand percent. And so that's what I'm saying. Like, just own this shit.

Like, just own it. But I can see a world where you're taking a downer just to deal with pain. Like, I can see where it's spirals where you're taking a downer for pain management. I drink a lot just to manage the pain. And because I was going through shit personally and I didn't know how to cope. You know what I mean? And so I used that as an excuse. But, like, it's as a man now, like, I have to own it.

You know what I mean? Sure. Yeah. That's, I hope he's doing well, man. He did say that he, uh, he never tried marijuana until after he left the Raiders. So he wasn't even smoking weed. He was, that he was saying that, um, he like took, he took responsibilities. Like, I should have studied more.

I should have paid more attention to my craft. I should have not taking codeine all the time. And he thought that he would get another shot in the. NFL, but he never got another chance because I guess word got around that he was just using codeine all the time. But he also said after he called his coordinator, his quarterback coach, whoever it was, a bitch in that meeting. That's when the leak started where they went to the media and started saying all these things about like, okay, he's using codeine all the time. He's not working. He's overweight. And he looks back at it and he's got kind of like a, I don't know

it's like super healthy but it's kind of healthy where he he's looking at uh his life from a perspective of i came from a very poor town i got paid millions and millions and millions of dollars and i did some incredible stuff i got uh bobby bowden and and nick saving to come to my dirt poor hometown and like meet my parents and like they knew my grandmother's name and that like he looks back on that with a source of pride he sounds i don't know it sounds Sounds like a pretty healthy recap of where he's at. I love that, actually. Yeah.

I think a lot of time we minimize our accomplishments because we put it up against, like, you know, like people that get drafted in the first round and they get called a bust and, like, psychologically that damages people, right? But in, in retrospect, like, if you were to tell your five or six, seven-year-old self, like, you're going to get drafted into the NFL and you're going to have an okay career, you know, but you're going to have a great college career. Like to that seven-year-old, you'd be like, fucking dope. But like to us, adults, like, what a fucking bust.

You know what a bum? Like, you know what I'm saying? Psychologically, I'm glad he looks at it from that perspective because it's absolutely in the accomplishment, man, it's 100%. What I've started hating the last couple of years and it's, it happens with both, but it's more the NBA draft. The first 10 picks they get taken and immediately they cut to Jalen Rose and everyone else on the panel, they're like, this guy reminds me a ton of Magic Johnson.

And then the next guy is Michael Jordan. And it's like, we can have more nuanced comparisons for the, I understand like comparisons are helpful for the audience who's never seen this player before. Like, oh, this guy, he can slash. You can kind of shoot like this. Like, let's lower it down. Don't, no Hall of Famers.

No more, like, All stars. All stars, the maximum you can do. Like, I want to hear more Michael Red comparisons. Andre Caroleco. Yeah, AK-47, stuff like that. I don't need to hear every, like the first seven picks. are all Michael Jordan that's not true and that sticks with people so then if you only are one time all starts like man that guy sucked no he didn't yeah you know what podcast would kind of be

fire if Ryan Leif and Jamarcus Russell did a podcast called like busts big busts and just like I would love to hear their take on like stuff big bus dot com you want to hear a bus think Google big busts.com. I'm curious to see what pops up. Like the double innuendo would be funny. I feel like those are two. Like I've heard Ryan Leaf podcast and I feel like Jamarcus Russell also after reading this article can tell a story. So I'd love to hear there take.

You're tuning in for one episode. Am I wrong Pift here? Was Leif not as gracious about looking back on his career as Jamarcus? No, no, he is. You heard him on. Is he? Yeah, he's got a very like a healthy attitude. Oh, he was on Twitter.

Yeah, that's right. That's right. He's a recovering addict just like, it sounds like Jamarcus is. Jamarcus never talks about like addiction or anything like that. But Leif is very open about all the problems he's got into because he's, he's been in a lot of legal trouble after his NFL career that Jamarcus hasn't been in. But I think that's what I'm thinking of. Yeah, Ryan Leaf has been like, he's been arrested a few times for possessions and like breaking

and entering and just like a laundry list of things related to his addiction. but I don't I don't think Jamarcus has like I don't know if he is addicted or if he was addicted to coding he never really goes down that road with it he just says that he used it too frequently to cope and I think also having like both your uncles die so quickly is like that it puts you it puts you in a like your life is going through chaos at that point in turmoil and you're dealing with a lot of emotions and also expected to you know be a superstar and a lot of pressure. direct a shitty franchise. Yeah, that's a lot of pressure. So I guess in retrospect, it's interesting to hear from his position. I wish that he had put this out a long time ago because I've always been wondering like what's, what happened to Jamarcus Russell? Where is he?

Well, PFT, you understand that website that he wrote it on the Players Tribune is an affront to journalism and it's an attack on all of our jobs. It is. It's eliminating the middleman. I don't share that. but um no neither do i that was that but when it came out when the players tribune first came out like journalists got extremely mad online oh word i didn't do it was very funny yeah oh that sucks yeah but the uh big bust.com is for sale but what pops up is hotmovies.com and that

is what you would expect hot movies.com yeah all right anybody have anything else they'd like to they'd like to go off on? I've got a trivia question. Okay, let's end on a trivia question. I just, I went back and looked at the 2007 first round, the NFL draft. Obviously, Jamarcus Russell won number one. Does anybody remember who the second pick was? Calvin Johnson.

Was Calvin Johnson? This first round was actually loaded. And then, wait, they had, was Robert Gallery? Adrian Peterson was seven. Robert Gallup. Adrian Peterson did go seven. I'm looking for. Gerard Mayo went 10, lock that one in.

Yeah. That wasn't that year. Was that 08? What was the next year? Joe Thomas No, there was that year It was 07 Well, he left 07

So it would be 08 Yeah, the 08 draft Joe Thomas went third Adrian Peterson went 7 Patrick Willis Marchon Lynch Dorel Revis Dwayne Bo

Robert Meacham Joe Staley Greg Olson That's a good first round Good first round That's a fire first round Dwayne Bo is nasty Okay, good trivia

Yeah. Next week on macrodosing, we will be taping the macro dosing science fair. Woo-hoo. The inaugural macro-dosing science fair. Aaron will be here. Arian's going to be here. Coley will be with child. Yeah. Congratulations, Coley.

We haven't crossed the finish line yet, but I appreciate the sentiment. Pre-congratz. Sure. That was the cutest shit in the world. You posted as your daughter. And he was like a few more weeks before you're not an only child that that was fucking cute. Thank you. Did you do gender reveal?

No. You're just waiting. No, I know what it is. I just don't like do a video where a bunch of people come over and. No, you don't. The kid picks. Huh? You don't know.

There you go. There you go, Big T. All right. We should just do it. We should just do it. Lock it in. Let's do an episode on, on the transgender. issue it would actually like it would be like it's a double-edged sword because one it would get

tons of attention on this podcast because we'd piss off someone would get pissed a lot of people probably everyone yeah that's the thing is that's one of those conversations where I feel like everyone would have something bad to say about what our podcast discussed and then there'd be a protest outside barswell HQ our listens would go through the roof by I'm wrong people maybe no i think maybe i maybe you know or it's a regular episode who knows i think we would have probably the best most nuanced conversation about it that you could find we would also probably have to have a transgender person on yeah but i yeah i also feel like it would be you everyone would find something bad to say about it no matter who you are you know i feel like that's a

no win i mean it depends if we want to spotify money or not so let's see you either nut up or shut up. I do want to Spotify money. I don't think they carry the way, do they? No, they're, no, they're corporation. If we do it, if we like, we'll get the Spotify money. So we either got to nut up and do it or shut up. We should have a podcast that co-stars a gun.

We have a gun knife. We do. Even better than a gun. Billy and his gun. New podcast. Billy's got a gun. Yeah. Not the Black Mirror episode.

the guy just holds the shard of glass to his throat the whole time he records oh I haven't seen that one that's like episode two after the pigs what does he do it's the one where they all live in like that building and he's got to ride the bike and he gives all of it yo okay

now are we talking about that I'm glad you watched it what the fuck was because I understand every other episode I don't know what that one was about like what was the central message to that oh yeah so that one I don't know it's been a a few years since I've seen it, but that one, like, they're the ones producing energy for everyone. And they had to ride bikes to generate the energy or it was working out. I can't

remember if it was bikes or running or whatever. It was like 15 million minutes. Oh, where they're in the like video game house type deal. Well, all the walls. It was very. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, what was the, because like, all of them had like, like, underlying messages of like, you know, some kind of moral that one seemed to be like we're all we're all stuck on the wheel like we're all part of the bigger society wheel like we're all just cugs and in the wheel making it run and the second you step out of it you're either i believe when you went on that talent show you either became like a superstar or like you were killed i think those are the options like you can

either stay in your lane or you can take this risk where you're either going to be a superstar because he gave all he gave that chick it was very drake centric episode because he gave that chick of his money so she could go on the show and then she just she just oh no that's what it was she they were like you'd suck at singing but you can be in my porn company and then he went to his room and all those pop-ups kept popping up of her just getting railed by random guys and he didn't have enough money to pay for it to not be on his screen so he was like it was Daniel Kalu wasn't it yeah Jesus that's yeah and then he got so fed up with all of that messaging in his own fucking room of this girl he loved and that's when he was like i'm going to work my ass off get on that

show and i'm going to kill myself and they they were like man oh man is this guy riveting you want a podcast and he just sat on a microphone with a shard of glass to his throat the whole time yeah yeah great show very uplifting fun black bear isn't one of the awards i had to have that that's some of the most intriguing content i've ever seen you've seen the christmas episode which one was that uh john ham john ham you might not know who that is i don't know people it's the one where they put you in prison mentally so you're he was you're like so he was stuck in this cabin um it was like christmas eve and you just kept reliving and it was they made it so you could do life sentences in like an hour um it was like a mental yeah

And fire. Yeah, that was fucked. And then he, because John Hamm had done something and then the way he got out of prison was like you were blocked by society. So you were free, but no one could see you. You were just this like red blob and you couldn't get. That was fucked. That's, again, great Christmas.

I'm saying, the whole, yeah, even like, I remember, I remember people was on Miley Cyrus that episode. But even that episode to me was just brilliant, though. Like every episode has just been like brilliant. See, I was going to say, I've never seen an okay episode of that show. They're all either great or terrible. Oh, well. Like, there are a few that I just, like, can't.

I think they're awful. Which one? Which one is terrible? The one with Ron Howard's daughter, that one sucks. The social, the social currency one. Oh, yeah. Where she shows up. Is that the one where they, were they in, like, there's like these town, like houses?

They all look like type of shit. She couldn't get somewhere. like trying to get to her friend's wedding but her like social credit score is too low and keeps getting worse and she can't like rent a car she can't do this that and the other that one was terrible the Miley Cyrus one was bad

um oh nostalgia or no nose I'm nose what's the new ones nose dive that's what it's did you guys watch the interactive choose your own adventure one on Netflix yeah I did that one it was the like where you get to pick happens yeah I thought they just kept running the same up like similar episode too often where it was like oh we're going to put your brain into this thing so you can never die

or it was like oh you get blocked from so there was two two similar ideas whereas the first two series I guess they're not even see so they're like they had six hot ideas and then they were like we we need to take a break we've run out of hot ideas I think we could write some killer ones oh it reminds me we've got to get get cracking on that shit, Colley. You still down? I've got notes. I've written notes.

You told me you were going to call me. I've been waiting patiently. I did. I did. I didn't take responsibility. What are you guys getting up to? I was playing Valorant. I was playing Valorant, my terrible teammates.

They suck on there, bro. It's like you either get really good teammates or like racist ones where they just, I had one dude, I don't know, do I sound black? Like, we was just, first couple rounds, everything. everything were regular. But I'm like, I'm not saying it on there. I'm like, yo, he's over here. Yo, he's on B-Sight.

I'm talking like that. And then the dude goes, hey, are you? Are you? And I was like, am I what? He's like, yeah, that's what I thought. And he just goes off on the racist. I'm like, bro, what the fuck? What happened?

I wasn't toxic to him and none. He just started going on. I was like, I've gotten drunk on there like at least three or four times and gotten so mad or I typed my address in. I'm like, I'll pull up. Pull up. Like, if you wanted to pull up. He threatened someone on Twitter yesterday, at least one someone.

Fuck, yeah. I said pull up. I didn't say pull up, but he said, you talk. He said something stupid. You said, you keep talking about you, because Joe Rogan again was talking about you fighting the wolf. He's obsessed. You quote tweeted it. To be fair, someone brought it up to him.

No, I don't know. That's my dude. I left up a joke. And, uh, you quote tweeted you were like, I did all these things and this is the one thing people remember me for. I see crazy, man. Someone quote tweeted you and was like, well you fucking stop talking about this goddamn wolf and you were like I'll beat up you and the wolf

oh and I was just like oh boy I was I was a little lit I was a little lit last night um Aaron what happens if you're playing Valorant and he was a super good teammate but he just happened to be racist oh I've had plenty of those plenty of those so you keep playing with them

I'm not gonna I'm not gonna fuck up my my score because like you get ranked right every game it's either you go up or you go down so I'm not gonna fuck up my rank because he's a dick. I'll just either mute him or I'll talk shit and continue to play. I'll like, you a bitch, but great fucking play.

So you have a utilitarian view of racism. Have you seen a... On Valeran. Have you seen any corollary between racism and how good they are at the game? It's a 50-50 split. Okay. But there's a lot of racist motherfuckers dead are nice, bro.

But I've always... I've always been a proponent of you've got to separate the art from the artist, you know what I'm saying? You have been known to do that from time to time. I have a consistent worldview, I believe. As long as you do your job in this, hey, man, you can drop all the end balls you want, you know what I'm saying? You come around me. It's a different story, but just do your part in the game and we get money. All right. Well, we will see you guys next week. Solved racism. Just get everybody online playing video games. Plug us into the simulation to the Matrix. It can't be racist if you also suck.

Like, what else you bring into the table? And that's my, that would be my biggest problem. Like, bro, if you suck annual piece of shit human being, like, you have nothing going for. He used all his Madden ratings on video games. Social consciousness, he didn't have any points left to spend on that. All right, we'll see you guys next week. Love you guys. Thank you.