Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Big T Has A Bone To Pick

Episode Date: February 7, 2023

On today's episode of Nanodosing, the crew is back to talk everything that happened this past weekend. You'll get to hear one of the most heated T'd Off's ever and details into Billy possibly fighting Billy McFarland. All of this and so much more on today's show. Make sure to tune into MACRODOSING, every 12am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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Everybody's good. Well, PFT ain't going to join us today because he's, He's running a do-boy shit for his other podcast that I guess he does. And at the Super Bowl, so fuck him and fuck that podcast. I don't care. We support all podcasts. No, I don't. They ain't paying me a dime.

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Dude, we just fucking pop that shit. What do you think? What did they shoot it with? I'm out of the loop. I've heard about this balloon. I've done zero research. Billy, I know you have rummage the bottom of the Reddit floor for your take. So I need, I need a take.

Give me a bro version of what's going on with this balloon shit. Okay, so people started seeing this object in the sky. They kept saying, yo, it's you. It's a UFO. No, it looked like some sort of weather balloon. Weather balloons have been, you know, used tons of times. It's actually the, usually the thing that gets most mistaken for a UFO. But then they realized this wasn't the US weather balloon. This wasn't our weather balloon. And it soon became known on Wednesday to the intelligence community, apparently, that this was a Chinese weather balloon. This wasn't our weather balloon. And it soon became known on Wednesday to the intelligence community, apparently, apparently that this was a Chinese weather. balloon quote on quote which was most likely some sort of surveillance device that was floating over the western U.S. and using, you know, weather patterns to solely drift across the continental United States. And then we shot that shit down. But, okay. Do we, do we find the remains? Like, do we find? Yeah, I'm not sure about that. That's probably been pretty classified. But the far,

Far right Twitter is saying that, like, I saw Cernovich said this. But I don't think this is true. If anything, this balloon was just taking pictures of stuff over the continental United States that a satellite or Google Earth could probably do. But they're saying that it was sucking up Wi-Fi information and 5G internet access and collecting all our information, which I don't think is true at all. But that was like the skepticism. And everyone was being like Biden, why wasn't shut down? earlier, Biden said, they told me about it on Wednesday. I said, shoot it down. They said, no, we got to wait until it gets over a non-civilian traffic space as well as couldn't like crash and hit stuff. Which that wasn't true because they shot it down over South Carolina. There were people taking videos of it right above them. So I don't know. And then there was another, they think there was multiple balloons because there was very, I've seen two videos of the balloons getting shot down one was over south carolina one was apparently in montana but i don't know it's confusing because it's the internet and you're seeing tons of different videos at different times

but i think we should have been more concerned that zoom was collecting our data and all of our video calls over the pandemic than this balloon because zoom literally is owned by a chinese company that definitely was selling all its data to the chinese government That's probably true. TikTok, too. Think about it. Like, and literally we just did all our calls and stuff over that during the pandemic. And where the hell did Zoom come from?

Like, did any of you know about Zoom before the pandemic? Yes, I used it in college. But, yeah, I wasn't worried about the balloon. We all have TikTok, and they're sending, I mean, untold information straight to the Chinese government. I just wanted that balloon to be down. Yeah, no, I was very happy when it, to see it get shot. But I don't know, man. I'm skeptical about this whole shit.

So like, hold on. So we shot the balloon down and we don't know where the remains are. Let's see. I'm sure someone who needs to know does. My mom is shaming in. They found some remains. Come here. Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.

Hey, everybody say hi to my mom. My mom's making an appearance. Hello. Hello. Tell us about the Chinese balloon. They found some of the remains. They're still looking for the rest. and the payload was really large, like the size of, if I remember correctly, a couple of cars.

So it's not like they won't find things. And what they let it go across the country for was so they could gather information from it. They could like reprogram what was in it. And that's what they were trying to do. That was the story I heard. Yeah, she watches MSNBC all fucking day. All fucking day. Yes, you do.

She consumes mainstream media. Have we just? Yeah, she's she's MCC. She's MSM for sure. Mainstream media mom. That's what she. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't have an opinion until we get the remains. And I don't think, I don't think this is going to come of anything. There's no way we start a nuclear because there's no more regular war like between powerhouses. Like it's going to escalate to a nuclear war and like I don't think a weather balloon is going to kick it off, dog. So I'm, I'm chill about it. so China China reacted and said it was an obvious overreaction.

China firmly opposes and strongly protests against this. China's Vice Foreign Minister Jay Fang said in remarks to the U.S. Embassy in Beijing that were posted on the ministry's website Monday morning. So China said that their balloon just like got out of the backyard

and was just running around the neighborhood and it just got away from them. Well, my thing is, okay, like we have all these air defense systems that can detect missiles hundreds of miles away, but this like random balloon just waltzed over into the neighborhood? What? I am positive we knew about it long before it was public. So blame. Now what I'm why why we let it go? I don't know. That's what Biden said he said to shoot it down. I believe Joe. I don't know Joe like that so but if we go off his track record, probably lying about

of shit so I was more concerned like hey what if they shot this down and it's like filled with anthrax they still use that is that still a thing well y'all weren't alive during that oh you were alive but maybe just yeah you didn't have any you didn't have any mail address

to you've heard stories I read a lot of anthrax is pretty ridiculous it just fucking is out there can kill you a lot of shit out there that can kill you it's like no but but seriously Like, think about it, it's just like this white powder that just literally occurs in nature

and it's just there just to kill everything. Anthrax occurs in nature? Yeah. Let me look at the exact. Are you serious? Anthrax. I thought that was a chemical. Anthrax occurs naturally around the world in wild and domestic hoofed animals,

especially cattle, sheep, goats, candles, and antelopes. It also can occur in humans when they're exposed to bacterium, to the bacterium. Wait, let's, what is anthrax? Okay. Okay. So it's just out there in animals? Wait, wait. Actually, I'm very wrong about anthrax. Anthrax is a serious infectious disease caused by gram-positive rod-shaped bacteria known as bacillus anthrasis. It occurs naturally in soil and commonly affects domestic and wild animals around the world.

So it is just out there in nature. It's a bacteria. It's not just a substance. Anthrax, yeah. What? What? Oh, so basically how they make it is they make, what's it called? They put it in like a lab and they just grow the bacteria. And then they're just, that's how they make it. I had no idea.

I thought it was just like, I thought there was like a powder, like chemical composition of whatever. I don't know. Yeah, when I had no idea. It was just out here chilling by some stakes. Yes, exactly. That's when Anthrax Sports get inside the body, they can be active. The bacteria can then multiply, spread out in the body, produce toxins and cause severe illness. This can happen when people breathe in spores, eat food or drink water, contaminate with spores.

Huh, it is very uncommon with people in the United States that get infected with anthrax. Domestic wild animals can be infected. Okay, so you can just grow little, like, petri dishes full of anthrax, and that's where the white powder comes from. I am very uninterested in growing anthrax, but Could happen. Is it illegal to possess? It's got to be. Antthrax.

Type that in. Is anthrax illegal? Because they didn't, when it was, when it was first popping with, with, with, uh, I think it was like right around 9-11, I think that's about the time it was, they gained its popularity. They made it seem like it was just some like, you know, chemical war. warfare type shit where they were sticking it in some, you know, mail and and trying to kill people like that. They didn't make it seem like it was just out here.

Oh, wow. You can do it. You can catch it while hiking. So possession of anthrax is not a crime unless it can be proven that it's for use as a weapon. If you want to get anthrax cultures from the U.S. lab, you have to get permission from the CDC. So anthrax has been used as a weapon around the world for nearly a century in 2001, powdered anthrax spores were deliberately put into letters that were mailed through the U.S. postal system. 22 people, including 12 mail handlers, got anthrax, and five of those 22 people died.

Damn. Wow, I remember that being way bigger of a deal. I mean, that sucks. Five people died. But, like, the way it was perceived was, like, niggas couldn't open mail. And it was only, like, five people. That's wild. I had no idea.

Yeah, but, like, that's something that would be hard to control. That's true. I mean, that's some Unabomber shit. I guess it was, yeah, this was, uh, contained well. Shout out to them. But today's a really big day, actually. I don't know about for y'all, but for me it is. Today is the birthday for MUTU.

Oh. Word. No, yeah. I thought, I'm just a big day. I think he was the last, the last, the very last. of the 151 of the original Pokemon Like now there's like 800 or some shit

I ain't with that But the original The OG Pokemon's He was like the last one And today was his Today's his birthday man So happy birthday Mutu

What was your region growing up That like you identify with Like you know how they The region of Pokemon Right so were you the first gen 151 growing up? Yeah I was 151 Yeah

151 So my The one I most identify with Because that was a game that came out when I first started playing it was Diamond and Pearl which I'm pretty sure was the Canto

like the starters were Pinplup Piplup Yeah I don't I think that was way past your time I mean hold on bro Hold on doc

Like that okay No Pokemon Diamond and Pearl My kids are super in the Pokemon Well they used to be They're kind of, they're into a whole bunch of other shit now, but like, yeah, there's like 800 plus or something right now. Yeah. And it was cool sharing that with them, though, that, you know, that I have something in common with them. Pokemon started our generation.

I was so mad, dog. I might have told this story. It's not that interesting, but it hurt me. I had, you know how to trade, they had those trading card, like books. I don't know if y'all ever collected trade cards. They had, like, books. I had them all full of Pokemon. And I used to like trade and you know what I mean I had I have my shit I had almost all of them and I even had the holographic Charzar card and one day I was in six period I left it underneath my desk and it was only for like 20 minutes dog and I went back because I know I forgot it it came back and that shit was gone bruh almost a hundred Pokemon gone dog holographic Charzar card is that I don't think I ever recovered really is that the the Charzor?

card that is currently worth like tons of money i don't know i don't follow the lore anymore but i bet i bet it would it was like it was the holographic john i think there was like the main three was like charzart mu two mu uh blastois uh venusore venosaur those were like the main three at the main three or five was this around 1999 this was yeah 99 2000-ish Yeah. I'm seeing $8,000 for that Pokemon card. Oh, damn, that nigger got me. What a piece of shit.

Damn. Damn. Now, I'm seeing first edition 35 grand. Yeah. I'm pretty sure telling if it was first edition. But, I mean, I don't think there was, like, additions back then, like, because it was just, I don't think it really got pop until, like, later on, we were really early on it. So if I'm not mistaken, it probably was the first edition.

I'm seeing, for most of these, I'm seeing three to eight grand. Damn, that should have been worse than bread. I don't know if I'd have kept the shit. How much is Logan Paul's the one that I wears around his neck? I'm pretty sure that's like a million dollars. Yeah, the one, whatever he bought was millions. I'm sorry, say that one more time. You know, you know who Logan Paul is?

Unfortunately. Yeah, he bought a Pokemon. card that was I think multiple millions of dollars oh yeah he logan it was exactly one million oh no five million no there's a five million dollar one yeah yeah there's a six million wait what yeah I'm seeing five point two million yeah the most expensive charzard Pokemon card wow damn I gave all my Pokemon cards my little cousin because he got into Pokemon, hopefully he, uh, he, like, valued some of the older cards because some of the kids, there's now so many regions.

So the re, like, the Sino region was the Pokemon Diamond and Pearl. And I think like the Kanto region was the original one with, uh, you know, Charzard, Venusaur, Blastoys. They call it the Kanto region. Yeah. It's totally. I totally know what we're talking about. This is.

Did you ever play a little bit to you? Not once. No, I don't, I don't care that y'all like it. I just never did it. What were you into? Sports. Do you have sports cards? I do have a lot of baseball cards, yeah.

I sell my football cards. Do you have like, you know, like a holder? Oh yeah. My dad has books this thick from when he was a kid and then I've got two or three of them, too. Really? Yeah, I don't think. I never did. I don't think any of them are worth anything.

But now, like, sports cards are a huge market again. Yeah, they came back. They died and then they came back, yeah. I saw somebody bought a card of this baseball player. He played at UT last year. Hasn't played a game in the major leagues, just got drafted this past year. And there was a one-of-one autograph card from him that sold for nine grand.

Hasn't played a game in the major leagues. And, like, it's a big time, like, investment thing now. A buddy of mine who collects cards is big into it said like that could be a $100,000 card if he's really good. So this is this kind of stuff actually made me be more believer in NFTs because all you was on the train too. I don't want to let you forget that, Billy.

I know. I was on the train. But like literally doesn't all of those assets quote unquote the one these trading cards, they're all to. they'll depreciate because their quality goes down. That's not necessarily true. Yeah, they do. A lot of them appreciate.

Yes, but like, it depends. It depends on the market. And the market is just a bunch of motherfuckers that might win it. Not the quality. Like, there's nothing inherently, yeah, there's nothing inherently valuable about a piece of card. Yeah, if you have, if you have a Hank Aaron rookie baseball card that's ripped

into four quadrants it's not worth anything so wouldn't an asset that can't depreciate value because of its condition be more valuable no because it's also not real right but like for example gold like the condition of gold doesn't deteriorate like other metals that's why it was more value than other metals it also exists well these these things exist they just exist in a place where it provides exactly the same like utility as a piece of cardboard just it can't be damaged i i don't i don't think it does and like i'm not a huge like i would never buy you know really expensive like baseball cards or whatever but like you can hold them and they're real i know i i'm for as an outsider collecting cards like you know a lot like i wouldn't watch any of these card opening

videos but people get a kick out of that but i don't understand from people why don't people in those lines of like hobbies, why don't they like NFTs more because they can't disappear and they can't get stolen. Yes, they can. There was the guy who had his $100,000 ape or whatever stolen. I forget what he was like a, he was like a D-list celebrity. I forget what his name was. Yeah. Whatever. I mean, I think it has to do with the the marketplace. Like cards are kind of like a staple to like the lore of something so like Pokemon or sports or something like it's kind of like a staple like trading cards have been around for so long nfts are very new and so it's hard to convince people that they're worth something especially when they're on something such as such

you know as flimsy as the internet where shit is just memes and people make joke it's just like not going to you're not going to convince people that there's real assets or value into like what But I did, like, we talked about this a while back, but like, I play Valoran, right? And so on this game, Valerant, there are, you can buy skins, right? You can do it on College Duty and all this shit. But you can buy skins. And so it's like, it's guns that are wrapped in the cool looking shit, right? I've spent well over two grand just buying a whole bunch of different kind of skins.

Damn. American? Yeah, American dollars. Yeah. And so it doesn't, it's not worth. anything, right? But as I enjoy the experience of playing this game, it enhances or changes the experience in playing this game. So it has value to me, but I cannot convince somebody who doesn't play Valorant that this skin has any value. Like, what the fuck you spend $2,000

on a game? It doesn't make any sense to that. But like people who play Valourner, they're like, oh, that makes sense. But it's a small community, right? NFTs are a small community, which is why they still trading, but on a global market, they don't hold a candle to like actual cards like it's going to i think it's going to be a long while before it have to be something like remember we were talking about ready player one like if if a market exists where everybody's on it then nfts make a lot of sense but there's no market as such so far because the internet is just so vast and everybody has different interests a picture of a weird ass look at monkey is not going it's not going to pop off like that yeah in my opinion i think they're already dead because

they had so much momentum for six months and then it completely died off i don't think it can get back to that. I mean, I sold I sold PMT NFTs at the peak of it because there was a demand for it. Yeah, it was the it was the tulips. I think it was just a fad bro. I think you just you took advantage of a fad. I didn't take advantage there was a demand to these people who were like hey give you. No, I didn't say that I didn't say that negatively. I'm just saying like you took advantage of it like you sought an opportunity and you used that while they took advantage of you actually because you ain't really get to money for this shit which is actually wild hey you know i just was trying to be a good producer not a good teammate this this this company just bring in revenue like everyone

is no it was it was a good thing to do at the time yeah all right big t what's up sound off fam what you what you teed off about this is big because so i did he said this is his biggest ever i don't want to over promise but i'm heated um Okay. So I have, I'll let you pick. I'll let you pick, Aaron. I have a good, I have a teed up and a teed off. The teed up is positive. Do you want to start positive and then get into the anger or vice versa? No, no, no, let's start dark. I'm in a dark mood. Okay. You can lead us up out of it. Yeah, I'm with that. So this Saturday, I went to, uh, one of the Christmas gifts I got my girlfriend was we went to this show. It was they showed the last Harry Potter movie and there was an orchestra that like played. the music live along with it. It was fun. That's a fire idea. Yeah, it was cool. Um, so we get there. We go to our seats and there's people sitting in them. I assumed they were in the wrong seats because I was certain these were the right ones. I said, hey, these are our seats. They're like, no, they're not. They're ours. And I was like, I showed them my ticket and they showed me theirs.

And they said the same thing. They had this exact same numbers in row on it. 30 seconds later, a guy comes up, woman sitting next to him, he said, hey, this is my seat. And she was like, no, this is mine. and I was like let me see y'all's tickets so there were eight or nine in a row that they had sold multiple times so they have 20 people for these eight seats and so I go and get somebody and I explain the situation and they bring the manager or whatever and she's like okay I'm going to go down and get this figured out the show is starting at this point and I'm like so what are we supposed to do while you do this she's like there's a TV right here and I was like I didn't pay to be here to watch it on a TV and she's like well I don't

know what to tell you. And so they stick us in this limited view box where we stand there for 20 minutes while they go do this. They come back. They're like, okay, we have different seats for you. So they usher us out again. So we've missed, by the time we sit down somewhere, we've missed most of the first part of this. So during the intermission, which by the way, didn't need an intermission for a movie also, that turned this into a three and a half hour experience. Anyway, I go down to the box office and I'm like, hey, I explain what happened. I'm like, I'm not paying for this. Like, y'all are going to. give me a refund this is insane and the woman's like were you leaving and i'm like uh no i paid

to be here but i this has been a horrible experience i'm not leaving my girlfriend wasn't with me i couldn't walked out in front of her at that moment even if i wanted to which i did want to um so i'm i'm yelling at this she's like well if you don't walk out right now in front of me there's nothing i can do and i'm like this is insane like what y'all are pulling and she she literally just sat there to my face refused to do anything about it. And as I was storming off, I was like, well, y'all should just sell five tickets for every seat for every show you have. This is the New Jersey Performing Arts Center, by the way, for anyone looking at shows

there, do not go, fuck the New Jersey Performing Arts Center. And I was like, y'all should just sell five tickets to every seat for every show and then refuse to give people refunds since that's what y'all are doing. So I sent another sternly worded email this morning. I was not going to go off on them if they resolved it by the time we taped the show. They have not. read can we can we read this carin email i mean it's just it's it's just recapping what i just said okay did you use you know to whom it may concern shit like that uh i just said i attended the harry potter

show on saturday had the worst customer customer service experience of my life y'all sold multiple tickets for several seats leaving my girlfriend and i as well as several other people being run around the theater for the majority of the first half of the show we were standing outside the seating area for i explained all that uh to have something i paid for as a christmas gift to my girlfriend ruined and to have y'all be so rude was very upsetting. My tickets were under Ticketmaster Order Blank. I expect a full refund as soon as possible. Please let me know when this issue is resolved.

So they have yet to respond to that also. I'll take this to the federal government if I have to. I will be receiving a refund for that experience. How much were the tickets? Like probably 150 total? I don't know. I'm on your side here, man. They got to do something.

something to compensate. Oh, it was, you know, free drinks. Oh, no, you know what she did? She handed me a fucking free drink coupon as I, as I was, that made me so much more pissed. Did you take it though? I mean, she handed it to me with her card to send an email. So I, yeah, but I didn't use it. Damn. So if anybody needs free drinks at the New Jersey Theater. Don't know, don't go. Don't go. Do not go to the New Jersey Performing Arts Center ever. Ticketmaster is a unchecked monopoly, by all means. And there's one man who has been doing serious combat against Ticketmaster. Before Taylor Swift and all that even came on the scene,

Zach Bryan took his recent tour and he put it all not on Ticketmaster. So that the tickets. Zach Brian's a country singer. Hopefully you get on the show soon. But he recently just announced his whole new 2023 tour and is all not on ticket master. And he's using, and he's had to like change venues because a lot of them won't accept non-Ticketmaster tickets. Well, so what I figured out they had done, this wasn't Ticketmaster's fault. They had tickets listed on Ticketmaster, their own website and the New Jersey Symphony's website, none of which communicated with each other.

So you could buy the same ticket on a different site, which is what these morons had set up for this. And so people bought those tickets on separate websites. sites. I mean, this is 2003. They don't have like an alert. Nope, because they're idiots.

They're idiots. Dumb people run the New Jersey Performing Arts Center. Never go. But I do have a positive. I have a teed up. Okay.

Let me tell you something. You like video games. I love them sometimes. On Friday afternoon, I was just perusing the PlayStation store looking for a new game because I'd been playing the same games

over and over, and I came across lawn mowing simulator. $8. Most fun game. One mowing simulator. That's correct. Eight bucks. Most fun game I've ever played in my entire life. I spent, I bet.

Oh, you copped it. Oh, dude. I spent over Friday, Saturday, Sunday, probably 12 hours starting my lawn mowing business in this game. It's the most fun thing I've ever played. Lawn mowing. I got to check this. out lawn

mowing simulator I mean give me the appeal do you like cutting grass that's really

the appeal I don't know I don't think I've cut grass in so long I don't know how I feel about it

so me too I hadn't cut grass in years because I've lived here and you know it is so first of

it for $8 the the story and it is like you have a business you do

contracts for these people if you cut if you cut if you mess up a flower you get fined like you have to buy new mowers and equipment and ads and stuff it's great um but like it's just it's just so soothing to get out there on the mower and just go in a circle until it's done it's it's awesome you really are you really are a 46 old man yeah no i'm i'm i'm being dead serious when i say that like when i'm a it's yes

the game rocks you know it's uh there's people online who say like little kids they're playing these video games like Minecraft and a lot of them are just doing menial tasks all day like farmville and they're just like kids yearn for uh pre-industrial labor oh i have a second business now yeah i have a second job like little children should be in the workforce because all they do on these video games is these menial tasks and they should be working at some factory because yeah no so i got i got my kids the oculus for for christmas and these motherfuckers download this game called job Simulator. Yeah.

And they just literally, they literally just fucking, bro, hours they spend on this fucking game, right? And they just fucking like do tasks.

They staple shit. They turn in papers. They fucking, they just do the file paper. I'm like, y'all are working? She's like, yep.

And she got a vacation coming up real soon. And I was like, okay. She was like really excited about it. She finally got on vacation. And I'm like, okay, are you on vacation?

She's like, yep, but I have to do all kinds of, you're working on vacation. She's like, yeah, got to get it done. I'm like, yo, I don't understand this shit, but I think it's called Job Simulator or something shit, I have no idea. These little kids just yearned.

And in, uh, when I bought lawn mowing simulator, it came up with a suggestion for pressure washing simulator, which is a bit more expensive, but I plan on purchasing that. Pressure, pressure washing is one of the most satisfying things I've done in real life. Oh, it's amazing. that was one of like one of the best high school construction days where they're just like here's a pressure washer just wash the whole deck wash this like we need to do this like it got all dusty because of the framers wearing so there's just a bunch of sawdust and just pressure washing the shit out of a deck those are my favorite tictox watch that and the carpet cleaning with the pressure washer carpet clean if they came out with a carpet cleaning video game I'd buy it those guys are frauds though the car because they just dip it in mud I don't I don't care how you get the yeah I don't give a shit yeah I don't give a shit It gives me chills down my spine even thinking about a carpet cleaning TikTok right now. For all the mad dog sims, you know how to land mad dog now. Here's my, send her carpet cleaning videos.

Billy, here's my lawn mowing business. We wear orange uniforms. What's the name of your business? Big T. Mowers. What? We have posted. That's so funny. That's so on brand.

I put it on my Instagram story and I got more responses to that Instagram story than anyone I've ever posted. my favorite one my favorite one being like me too I love that game yes that one guy said not even a 10 to 4 technique amateur

but my favorite one was this guy Weston said you better be laying down some tasty stripes big tea and I was I was

I was laying down tasty stripes now now do you get to like upgrade the lawnmower and stuff like that yeah so you do so like a family will

will pay you to come cut their grass you get the money and then you can upgrade your mower they have some sick mowers on there Toro, Skag, everything I thought is the cream of the crop John Deer?

I thought that was, is that not hot in the streets anymore? I had no idea. John Deers are elite. They did, I didn't see John Deers on there. There was Toro.

They didn't license steel. Yeah, licensing. Yeah, but there's, there's good mowers on there. John Deer's been pulling, in real life, has been pulling some wacky shit.

They've, they've made, they've integrated a lot of their tractors with technology and like the only way to fix your tractor is taking it to a licensed john deer uh tractor fixer person a mechanic uh because they need to update the technology in order for work so like most people who know how to work on tractors can't even uh maintain their own tractors because of this technology glitch and like basically you have these farmers who end up downloading Russian software to hack their own tractors so that they can fix their own tractors without having to pay an amount of money

to get it fixed by a regional mechanic who's like licensed to it's like it was a whole article I saw a couple of years ago basically being like you don't own your own tractor really because like you have to keep getting it shift off and worked on whereas like people could just fix their tractor back in the day I'm saving up for a Toro I'll let you know when I get it was the name of the company again but bray he ain't listened to a motherfucking thing Billy said he's like yeah whatever I am getting a Toro yeah what colors what colors the Toro

they've been jailbreaking John Deer tractors ooh all black lawnmore I've never seen that actually oh it looks like this John you could actually you could actually sit on send it to the group oh yeah they're all riding mowers that's hilarious man yeah so uh if big team mowers for all your lawn service needs is that something new because like my um my stepdad love doing that shit he loved just

getting out and cutting the lawn is that going to be one of your vibes when you're when you're older oh yeah i i liked cutting grass when i was a kid i never i've never done it i've never done this is only my second job i'm gonna be honest man yeah i've never mowed a long riding mower riding mower is just like it's playing a video game like push mower sucks like when it's really hot but riding mower is fun riding mowers for the big hoss yeah what about have you ever done on the game have you ever cut a golf course that would be that i would imagine that should be kind of fun no that'd be awesome if that could be big if they don't have like maintenance simulator yet golf course maintenance simulator we might need to get on that there's a there's a three dollar um dinosaur DLC pack where you're basically cutting grass in Jurassic Park that I do plan on purchasing as well.

See, that's NFT vibes, bro. The evolution of like in-game purchases has changed everything. Because now games are all, do this all free and they just make money off of the purchasing. Yeah. And it's a way better model too. Because it's just a way better model because like, so

it's something that I'm not used to as well, right? Because I grew up like once you get the game, that is the game, right? But like, so, So like, let's say for Valourin, for instance, right? Like I spit, let's say they made the game $150. They wouldn't have gotten as much money out of me if they, if they didn't make a free. They make it free and they update it. And that's the best shit about video games nowadays is they can listen to the community, get feedback, gather data, and enhance the game.

It can make the game better, which is just like leaps and bounds better than games when we came out. Like, it was what it was. It was cool. Like now you can listen to the community. Like, for instance, if there's a character on Valoran, who's, like, way too overpower, like, they can, like, nerf some of his or her abilities to where it's a more balanced game. It's just fire, dog. Like, yeah, I think Fortnite changed everything.

I think that was the game that really changed it. Um, nah, dogs. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say Call of Duty. I think Fortnite. But Call of Duty still costs $60. bucks that's true but as far as like we know if we're gonna even further i might be i might be not thinking of something before fortnight no i i know you're talking about i think they they and they they they kind of revolutionized like a target market i think but i think sports games like madden and twok

i think they were the ones that made the updating games really a thing yeah for sure you update you You update your rosters and shit like that. And then you plan against people who, or with people who, you know, may or may not be on the team anymore, but you update the rosters and bam, like that kind of shit. And then I think Fortnite took it to another level as far as, like, updating it, like, doing different patches. So they're, like, they have seasons.

I think, I think that's, Fortnite revolutionized that. So, like, they'll have a season. Season one, a certain thing. And then they'll, they'll be, like, a 24-hour low or the kids couldn't play the game. and then they'll come back and and change a whole bunch of shit about the map. Yep, the map. That's the thing is you can keep re-releasing shit and get people excited about the game more and more. And that's the beauty and brilliance of video games.

And then it's like the skins. It's like the battle pass. It's like 20 bucks. And as you level up, you get different things. Yeah. Like my nephew, we asked him what he wanted for Christmas. He was like, V bucks. It's crazy, though.

It's fucking nuts. Yeah. Billy, did we lose you, dog? You was over here. It looked like you was in a rabbit hole on Reddit or something, bro. I was. No. Where'd you go?

I was reading about these John Deer tractors. They basically jail broke them. But the in-game purchase experience, I mean, it's just a classic example of, like, capitalism, milking as much money out as us as we can. Like, those new, the new Netflix password stuff, Netflix is saying, like, you can only have one Netflix account per, I think, geolocation. No, we both. bullied them. They backed off. Yeah, no, we bullied Netflix into submission. Yeah. I see Netflix trending and I looked at, I clicked on it and then, uh, it was a tweet of

they old, they had an old tweet that said, um, uh, like love or something, loving somebody sharing a password or something like that. And then somebody had quote tweeted with the video that said, look what money make a bitch do. I guess they was trying to take the shit away. Yeah, they were going to make it to where every account could only be in one physical location and you had to like affirm it every 30 days. So if you if you had like a kid that was in college or like if, uh, you know, someone deployed in the military or something or just, you know, sharing your password, you couldn't do it. And people lost their shit. And it was, it was nice to see everyone on the same team for once. Yeah. And we've came to, I mean, the internet for all this shit. The last

month or so it's we're kind of a lot of synergy within you know a lot a lot of positives going on man i mean we don't have much to celebrate together as a country man this this last month it's been pretty good am i am i well shit nope never mind take that back i forgot about the cops that kill buddy man damn aside from that though um we got to yeah and then and then Netflix announced well this uh this actually was only supposed to be in Peru or something and back down off it. So we'll see if they go back to it. It's actually, it's pretty ridiculous.

Like amongst my friends, we all have, we all share each other's accounts on different streaming services. I do that too, yeah. So like I have my buddies HBO Max logged in, but they have my YouTube TV and like I'll just like log in somewhere than like a year later realize, oh, you're still logged in on my account. Everyone, everyone pays for one service. I pay for HBO.

My buddies have Peacock. Someone's got Paramount. I use my parents, Netflix. So my nephew, I gave my password to my nephew for my Hulu. So he created another account, right? And so he was giving it to his homeboys. So I noticed his homeboys started to log in on my Hulu. So I was like, okay.

So I changed the password, not because I didn't want them to watch Hulu, but because I wanted to teach him a lesson about sharing my password without asking me. so I shit I changed my password to his name right and then after that smells like underball juice so that's what his password is so if he wants to give his password give my password out to his home boys that's what he's going to have to give to him little fucker that rocks that's the thing about these it's fire that's the thing about these these uh these companies though it's like i don't know man like your your model is to grow right If your model is always just to grow and nothing else, like, you've got to, like, start gouging people.

Like, there's no other option. That's just unsustainable. I mean, there's only so many people in the world. At one point, you're going to be like, I, we have captured the market that we want to capture, but like, they just got to grow. Also, I think a majority of people who are sharing, like, using someone else's Netflix, if Netflix did that, would be like, okay, well, I'm just not going to buy it. I watch Netflix

maybe a couple times a month like there really isn't anything on there I watch a lot anymore I certainly wouldn't pay for it if they made me stop using my families I don't know I watch a lot of Netflix there's a bunch of good shows on there

and good movies come out they got some good original shit on there I like Netflix I enjoy having it but what's your what's your streaming service of choice like what's your main I don't watch

Like if a show that I like Comes out on a streaming service I watch it in a week And then I'm done with it Like Like if a new season comes out So other than I'm not going Watching a ton of stuff

I probably watch more movies On HBO than anything Paramount Plus has been killing it Recently with the with the series 1823 1923 1883 Are those the Yellowstone spin-offs? Yeah I haven't watched those

But They're dope I got Paramount Plus strictly for I think it Yeah Bar Rescue Tulsa

Shout out John Taffer Shout out John Taffer Your best friend I mean It's the homie man He's just a Republican capitalist man Ain't no reason to bump heads all day with him You know

I love his show I used to binge watch one of my little shorties Shout out to her Another The whole Apple like different chargers, different connectors debacles, a classic example of them trying to get more money even like and expand their profits by just making people buy

a whole new bunch of shit just because they changed the outlet on their... I was... I agree with that originally, but their new ports are better. Right. Like if they change it in the next two, three years, then I'm when I'm with you, but like their ports are getting exponentially better in my opinion. Well, they are changed. changing it, they're changing it to all USBC, which is like the computer chargers because the EU ruled that they have to. Yeah. And say, I'm okay with that. So I think if we all get

to that point where we all on the same page, then we should be able to that we should be good. But I mean, you know, money going to take over. Did any of you guys watch The Last of Us? Yes. Is it good? It is good. Definitely watch it. Episode four. Nick Adams tweeted, the Last of Us is woke trash I won't be watching it Maybe neither then I hadn't seen it If you can't watch episode three

And like feel empathy For two human beings Then you're a monster I don't care what your political views are Last of Us is goaded Episode so episode three We don't want to give any spoilers No don't talk about it

Have you seen episode three I've seen all of the episodes I am watching it live as they come out The Last of Us is the best They're coming up Friday I think is Yeah instead of the Super Bowl which is great because then I only have to wait five days instead of seven I love that show people are going to be like oh mad dog looks it it's not a

it's just the best television I've seen in overla I mean it basically if you watch walking dead back when walking dead first came out it was so good it had the same type of hype and yes it's a similar type of plot it's like different it's like the last of us plus it's sorry it's stranger things plus walking dead plus it's a zombie movie yeah it's a zombie dystopian

apocalyptic kind of thing and it's based off a video game yeah and I've seen I'm in what is it on

HBO max or HBO I'm on I mean like it arian you would love it also if there are any girl macrodotions

listening Peter Pascal is a looker and that's all I'm that but it's really cool I didn't know that the video game

existed before I watched it but it's cool seeing now the one-to-one like adaptations of scenes from the video game versus the show and they literally mirror the exact words the like the way they say things like it's so

accurate to the game from what I've seen it's really really good TV. I like video games writing have been so good like recently like because they've been multi-billion dollar games some of them that I it's not I'm not surprised at this is the isn't the like there has been more video game adaptations that have done well i'm just waiting for a skyrim movie adaptation or series adaptation well i think the difference and again i'm

not a movie game or sorry i'm a video game person but i think the difference between like this and a regular video game is the last of us is like a story game so you're following the same story that we are with the tv show versus like a valorant where it's just like you you go and then you die no no no no no no no no or is valerine we're like that. Let me, let me learn you right quick, Maddie. So Valorant, the reason why it's so dope, like, and it caught on, I think, is because it has agents, right? And all these agents have a backstory and there's lore behind them on. So a lot of the times when they like tease another thing that's going to happen in the game, like a new character or a new map, they'll go behind

the lore and the lore has like all this like backstores. Everybody has like a backstory. Oh, okay. So it's the same thing. And they're, yeah, and they're all like connected and tied to each other. So we're actually, the community is actually waiting for like some kind of like cartoon or some kind of series or something because of the lower behind it is really dope. So excuse me, then I'm wrong. It's, it's exactly like that where it's like a whole story and it's so good and the cast is really good. And episode three is some of the best television ever. It's, it's really good. I really, really like it.

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random shit I don't even remember. Like, that's actually crazy as fuck when you think about it, how they could just, like, renew that shit, that fine print. What was that documentary about the fine print that they was talking about, this kind of shit? Fuck, what was it? I don't know, but there's this documentary talking about, like, all of the tiny shit we signed up for and terms and services and shit like that and the shit that we allow. Wild, dog.

It's crazy. Dude, they're coming out with a documentary about that game, HQ. Do you remember HQ trivia? I saw I blogged about it this morning. I saw it. It looked sick. Got to see that. I mean, I cannot believe.

Oh, what happened? Oh, I'm in on it. I used to play HQ. Yeah, it's like the rise and fall of it. Yeah, apparently there was some sort of, like, huge infighting and that, let me. led to the, between the founders and the hosts and all that. I don't know, but it looks really good. Well, the host just basically wanted more money.

Well, they ran out of money, I think. So I remember, I think the guy, I think one of the founders died. In the trailer, there was something about somebody died. I think I'm pretty sure, if I'm not mistaken, Nick, I think it's Nick Kroll's cousin may have overdosed on one of these. I'm not sure. I don't have the facts on that, but I do know that. crazy and it's I mean that game

captivated the nation for like months God I remember HQ I never got close I think I was in the last three or four rounds one time I won once I won like five bucks yeah

I don't remember if I ever got it because to get five dollars you had to go in and put all sorts of info I think I just didn't do it but I did win once it's a satisfaction oh I it was better than than winning the lottery. There was a three-month stretch

where HQ trivia was like the number one thing in America. I love HQ. I totally forgot about that. Holy shit. What year was this? When was 17? I remember we still...

17? Yeah, I blogged it this morning. I was looking up all sorts of stuff. It was like billionized freshman year. We used to pack a study room and put it and get it reflected up on a big board and then we'd have people Googling and trying to find the right answers.

And I think we got pretty deep. The lamest... Yeah, we were trying to win money. Okay, I'm sorry. It was lame as fuck. But you split it with like so many people. It's not really for money, man. Yeah, yeah, I was.

No, we were trying to. Well, that was in the beginning when the jackpots were huge and people went. Y'all set up a think tank to beat HQ. Yeah, we did. And we got pretty damn close. But we just. With Google, how'd you fuck this up? Well, look, there's a reason the time limits were so short.

No shit. Yeah, so you can do that. but we tried look yeah that's hilarious sparse that's fucking hilarious that you really tried to finesse a video game or a app like that dog

hey but yes it was Colin Kroll he was the co-founder of HQ Trivian Vine I think he was involved with Twitter he was a victim of there was a drug delivery business that got tented with fentanyl and then like I think it took down the whole uh like what we were talking about last week with um uh silk road just like

got ruined by tainted supple uh tainted drugs that's sad damn that is uh why this why we should legalize this shit man yeah but anyway um i had to mute script on my twitter that's probably a good call yeah man I'm getting every every sporting event there's not it I get tagged and is this part of the script is this script is this the script shit ain't funny dog it's not it's not even it's just not funny it's not even like it's not witty I don't know man I reminded me of like there was when I was in NFL one time I had done a commercial where this dude was like hey Aaron can I have your hat and I was like no it was it was kind of funny at the time but like every I could tell every time that commercial aired because I would get like 40 tweets of can I have your hat and it was

just like I'm getting the same vibes here man it's just I had to mute script man was that a play on you asking the ref for his hat no that that was just I don't know what it was for I think it was for like an NFL shop or something like that and it played on like NFL network and maybe like ESPN or something like that, but it was a it was just I don't remember what it was about I remember doing an interview in a Texan's

hat for some reason which I never did but there were and there's some dudes that can have your hat. I don't remember what was all about are you looking at the commercial right now? I googled Ari and Foster commercial I see like a training montage for some sort of fantasy football thing

expect greatness I see I see Stephen Jackson and Aryan Foster NFL.com commercial Stephen Jackson all time underrated running back

yeah that's my guy um did you do a hat commercial let me see you are wearing a hat in this no

oh that was under armor oh this is it this is it I send it because I can't find a shit Just said it. The NFL script heard around the world. That's crazy how big this shit got.

You're doing an interview and a guy says, can I have your hat? And you're like, I'm in the middle of an interview. He's like, please. Yeah, that was back in a date. I was, I used to be somebody. Still are. Still are. clearly. Thanks, man. Thanks, man.

I appreciate you. Yeah, you just blew up the internet last week. I did. I did and it was amazing. I don't know. You know what we started, dog? Like, we started a thing. Like, from here on out, anytime like somebody's team, like, doesn't do what they want to, it's, it wasn't

part of the script. Like, that's going to be, like, the lore behind sports for a good little while. Maybe even, it might be a staple now. I don't know. It was all over the pro ball. Yeah. I'm what I'm saying. It's like, it's like, it's the ongoing meme for sports right now. Yeah, which is pretty dope, man.

It was cool to see, like, Joe Rogan talking about it. Like, I'm not even a Joe Rogan person, but, like, that was nuts. Like, crazy shit. That was your, that was your, that was your, that was your, that was your, that was your, we made it to Rogan. Yeah, which I don't know why I thought like that, but he's like the biggest podcast. Yeah, I mean, he's big, he's biggest shit. And, like, the ESPN and Sports Center, I was just. more mad because they just kind of like ripped us and didn't say where they got it from who

who wasn't that said tag us under one of them shits oh that shit was so fun that shit was so funny that i was pumped that i ratioed sports illustrated and that was cool my brother even said yo was that you they said tag us i was like no but that shit was no it was me but like that was more i was more just like it was cool to see it on there but i was like damn it would really rock if they said like from you know pf even like from pft and from ft and from from the macrodosing podcast, whatever, like, I'll move on in life. But seeing it on Joe Rogan and, like, seeing our thumbnail on there was nuts. And then I heard, like, Pat McAfee talking about it and, like, the ProBolt broadcast talked about it.

Like, just nuts. Yeah. Aaron, would you, let's try to get a clip here. Oh, boy. Oh, this should be good. Yeah. Hey, come on. We got to try again.

We will never have something go that viral ever again. Aaron, would you go back on Rogan to talk about your time reading the script and executing the script? Billy, have you ever heard the expression? You can't capture. Okay. No, I'm actually, this is a real question. Would you go back on Rogan? Yeah, I definitely go back on Rogan.

I don't agree with his takes. I don't agree with his COVID takes. I don't agree with a lot of his takes. But I think for the most part, he's like a moderate left-leaning human. and just as an overall, you know, chill do. We got a lot in common. I would definitely not mind going back on Rogan. But don't clip that because that's going to sound like I'm thirsty to get on Rogan.

Please don't clip that bullshit. He asked me a question. I'm answering the question. Y'all aren't sure I make me seem thirsty in these clips, though. I don't know if y'all notice there's a trend going on. I'm not thirsty, dog. Matter of fact, no. I don't want to go on fucking running.

Bad dog just threw me under the bus. Yep, yep, pretty much. Well, at the end of the day, at the end of the day, now we got a, we're oversaturating clips-wise. So everybody's getting flamed now. Yeah. Except for PFT. He don't never catch a stray, dog. He can do no wrong in this podcast and world.

And it's, you know what? That's my new goal. I'm going to make PFT's fans turn on him. Set his ass up. Yeah, I'm going to set him up. Something's going to happen. I'm going, I'm going, because I've never seen a bad thing written other than. Lib PFT.

That thing is it. I've never seen a bad thing written. Yeah. I got his ass. He was trying to call the balloon Chinese. Can't call it Chinese. Oh, I saw that. And he said it.

He said, I don't get it. Honestly, when he just, like, it's funny to call him out by his own. I don't know. It was just stupid thing to tweet on Friday. No, we'll get him. He owes you bullets. said that's facts we should do we go set something up i don't know but that fucker he never catches a straight dog the funny thing is with that pf t you got any ideas big t yeah how can we

how can we how can we get him we just set him up man y'all give me 24 hours all yeah let's report back on wednesday yeah well we got get this motherfucker man he's he's not uh he's untouchable right now we've get we've been given we've been given mad dog's dad a lot of shoutouts on the show but he sent us a care package. I got to give it to him. He sent us a bunch of Yetis from his company. Oh, love. I want and need one.

Yeah, yeah. We got one for you. And golf balls. And golf balls. He sent some ProV-1s. No, I need that. Yeah. That's love.

Shut out to Mr. Dog. No, he's the goat. Dad dog. What's up, man? Yeah. Dad dog. That's dope, man. Prove ones.

Did you see his recent videos, Aryan? I saw the one. I saw the one on the, when he was in the airplane. I mean, sorry, the airport drinking, I think it was Bloody Mary, maybe. He was drinking something in the airport and he was with his home boy. He's all time. His buddy took his shirt off. Yeah, it was, it's like one of my best family friends.

It's one of like my second dads and he was just shirtless in the Delta Lounge at the Cleveland Hopkins airport. How does that, how is that, was that just a thing? their flight was delayed like six hours i think and so i think they just started getting a little bit tipsy in the delta lounge and no one isn't ever in the cleveland airport and so they were empty and they just said let's make a skit tarps off yeah in the uh in the letter he sent he signed it as bc aka dad dad dog so he's he's all about it oh he is so about it he's more interested in being on camera than i am i actually you always wanted to be a star it's funny we had arian's mom on earlier in the show I think we need to have like a parents episode where our parents just go off.

That would be funny. Right. That would be fucking dope, actually. Yeah. Just like a parent teacher coverage vibes. Yep, Miss football. Mrs. T. That would be interesting as shit because like we all know like where we each other stand.

We got a good synergy. We're like friends and like, you know what I'm saying? We're like they don't know each other like that. So it would be funny just seeing them like get to know each other. and have to walk on eggshells because we need no parents do it that show would be funny as here i'm actually with that might need to set that up next live show everybody parents come up and let's make it awkward as fuck too oh my god that would be so fun yeah i'm in thousand percent in all right man is anybody got anything else going to be a short one uh today

actually it's not short this was originally yeah i mean this was crazy it's like most podcasts are this long and y'all have pimped us into running a three-hour podcast and a two-hour podcast consecutive days that's wild how our fans have pimped us into doing this but it's all good

dude they did I was looking back at the old nanos they were like 20 minutes now if they're not over an hour we're getting shit I love it yeah it's wow I mean I ain't mad at it but it's like come on come on yeah it's wild but anybody else got anything else

I don't think so Do not go to the New Jersey Performing Arts Center Yeah, that's big I think that's biggest takeaway from today Theme of the day I want to go check it out now Nice building Terrible employees

Why wouldn't you Real quick Why don't you go to like the website And to buy it from Why would you do a third party? I clicked The link I had gone to a comedy show there

A few months ago And they sent an email of like Upcoming things And I saw the Harry Potter thing I was like, oh, my girlfriend would really love that. So I bought that. It threw an email from them. Oh, damn.

Damn. Way to ruin Christmas, New Jersey. Yep. They ruined Christmas. Billy McFarland is refusing to sign the papers. Oh, he don't want a box? He doesn't want a box. He's claiming that he wants to kickbox.

And unfortunately, we got to get the okay. He's been sent a very nice. contract but he does want to box maybe if people want to harass him a little wouldn't be against it but you know he wants to kickbox which i'd actually be willing to do i mean down we got to get that sanctioned but i'd basically just box him just set up you just can't set up a fight clothes like we have boxing sanctioned he wants to kickbox i don't really care i'll just literally just wait for him to do a couple kicks and then box him um I give you

What do they say about the French They fight with their feet And fuck with their face I don't know So if he wants to get that going I've never heard that about them But the French No that's what they say about the French

So I mean if he was crazy Damn I didn't know what Why is he changing the rules We set it up We posited it to him Yeah About boxing Jarou And he's now he wants to kickbox

Billy Yeah I mean I'd be down I think that would be funny if he tried to kickbox me while I just boxed him. I mean, literally the worst thing you could do. And like, he's definitely not skilled enough to keep his footing after, like, kicking. And then it's just like, you're just wide open to get laid out. I don't know.

But we'll keep up hopefully signs because I really kind of banked on this being my plans for the next three weeks. I've already gone a weekend without boozing and I'm in prime condition. So it'd be a real waste if this doesn't get off the ground. Like, I'm excited for you. I hope it fucking happens. We like, I want to have. If y'all want to, if y'all want to, you could clip this. If y'all want to tweet at Billy McFarland and tell him to stop ducking,

to stop running and don't be scared of our Billy. You know what I mean? Like, what's happening? He's promoting himself on Twitter right now that he has this great promotional skill. And I like, hey, Billy, what a great way to show that through this endeavor where you can show how you're a marketing genius instead of just talking about stories of how you scammed people

maybe actually put that in you know do a little actual work and show the people how to do it in real time it's only three minutes of work Billy just show up March 3rd West Virginia

earn a paycheck so you're saying you told him to stop you told him to stop running his fuck you told him to stop running his fucking mouth about all that other bullshit and put up that's what you're saying

so hopefully Hopefully we can get this Hopefully we can get this going Because I This is a perfect time To like train for a fight It's February Like what the fuck's happening

In February You know what I'm saying Valentine's Day Remember that I think it's in exactly A week from today So make everyone Put that on your calendars

Valentine's Day is coming up Maybe make the reservation You know Buy the flowers A week ahead Because it's going to be A little dicey Just remember

If you are a boy Do not buy the flowers a week ahead, they will be dead by Valentine's Day. Do not do that. No, no, it was putting the order. Yeah, maybe go to an online. Just while, actually, while, should we do a free ad?

Fuck. No, no free ads, don't. Don't buy flowers. Don't buy flowers a week ahead. Make the reservation a week ahead. If you're a boy listening to this, make the reservation week ahead, buy the flowers the day of.

Cut them for her. I don't know if you boys do this for your significant honors. Cut the flowers so that she doesn't have to because it should be a gift not a chore. Really quick. 1,800 flowers, dudes, just airdrop them in. It's like a fucking airstrike. Make it sound cool.

Also, boys and girls, jelly cats are all the rage right now. They're the new stuffed animal. Like, girls have cups and stuffed animals. Jelly cats are the new squish mallow. Get in on those right now. What are they called? Jelly cat. Jelly cat.

And they're little stuffed animals, but they're objects. So like... What if you already maybe bought the old stuffed animal? You already bought the squish mallow? Those are still good. No, no, no. Fuck. They are still good currency.

Okay. But. Oh, these are cute. Yeah, they're really fucking cute. You can buy like a little jelly cats. These little strawberry. This little sun. These little cherries.

These are fucking cute. Yeah, you can buy, you can buy stuffed animals, but they're like objects. So are they jelly in the inside? Nope, it's just a stuffed animal. That's just the new of the brand. But is it like, like squishy? Holy shit. I would, are these prices in U.S. dollars?

Yes. I may have bought some of my, for my, himself these are cute are they not fucking cute there's no other word for this yeah they on amazon no just go to free ad jelly cats and little sun you can buy you can buy a wheel you can buy like a wheel of cheese but it's a stuffed animal like a croissant what or like a thing of animal like a jelly you can buy a bouquet of flowers as a stuffed animal on this way they're english my new computer's coming in and I'm putting like uh like a wats going to be sitting on the wall so you can be able to see the computer and I'm put like little things

like on it too so you can when you when y'all see it you'll see it in my background i'm getting a jellycat and putting that shit in the background that's a cute fucking thing oh damn it there's one i like which one i don't want to say it because it might be a gift oh okay wait that's you tell me after yeah wait the an oxytle that is a jellycat they're everything's a jelly Wait, I think I bought one of these. There's little lobsters. Brat, these are cutest shit now. These are little chute.

I know. I mean, like, this is a for everyone gift. Like, everyone can appreciate a jelly cat. Because there's something, there's a pizza. Bok choy. I know there's a bachshund. There's an asparagus. There's a thing of asparagus.

That's really cute. Oh, my God. This is cute. Is that not the coolest? There's just no other word for that. That shit is cute. Is that not the cutest thing ever? I just think I...

It really is. Also, like... I'm in. You're welcome. America. But it's cool when you have daughters, too. So when you have daughters, like, you're their Valentine's Day. You get them stuff and...

Yeah. And they're... Teach them how to be treated, you know? They're cheap. Compared to the other stuff, Daniela that I think you're talking about? No, I disagree. Squish mellows are much more, much less expensive. No, not if you get the big ones.

Wait. I think I got a big one. Mm. Some of the... Some of the jelly cats are... like $11. Maybe. I think I maybe got a big one. Oh, that's a huge squish if I bought that. This

is jellycat gang. I'm a jellycat gang. I may have bought some for myself recently. Just because they're so cute. That's pretty cute. All right, y'all. That is today's nanodotoshi. We will catch you all next week. No. Or next

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