Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Big T's Birthday

Episode Date: May 5, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing, the crew wishes Big T a Happy Birthday with a gift from PFT. Also, a recap of Reality TV ft. Jon Taffer + Billy checks in from Las Vegas. All of this and more on the show. Make sure to tune into Macrodosing, every Tuesday at 7am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. So, Big T, what do you think about all the new restrictions we're going to have? For what? For COVID. Is that a real thing? There are a lot of new strains coming out, yeah.

Who gives a shit? It's hot girl summer in the lab right now in Wuhan. Is this on the shell? Yeah, sure. Like what restrictions? I don't know. I'm assuming that they're going to be increased. restrictions at some point. I don't know. The thing is it doesn't even if let's just let's just say

hypothetically. Okay. If there was a super super deadly strain that happened to come out in the next couple months. Well, every strain is decreasingly serious. No, I'm saying like that's how the strains work. They become more viral and less deadly. Ideally, yeah. I think for the most part, that's true. But you can also have some outlier strange. I'm just saying like hypothetically. if there was a super deadly strain that came out like 50% mortality you had people drop in like flies if a meteor hits new york city what are we going to do no no i'm not i'm not saying to you like would you wear a mask i'm not doing that i'm just saying that i don't think in uh i think in america we've reached such a fatigue with the pandemic that it i don't even think like a really

deadly strain would be enough for people to actually be able to work together on anything but that's not going to happen I'm saying if it did, I don't think that we could work together on anything. Define work together. The government has just done whatever it wanted at every step of the way. I think if Fauci came out and was like, hey, 50% of people that catch this are dying, please stay indoors. I think people would be like, fuck you, Fauci. Well, you saw what he did last week, didn't you?

I did not. Did you throw another bad first pitch? He said, um, he said on Monday or Tuesday, he was like, we are out of the pandemic phase. And then the next day he said, I never said that. This is still very much a pandemic. I never. I think I remember this. Now, I believe that the phrase that you're talking about was like in part of a large, like a paragraph that he was saying on some news hit where he was like in a situation where we are out of a pandemic. No, no, no, no, no, no. He said, I'd like to watch it because Fauci, I don't think that Fauci's a great communicator, but I think that he is like, he's trying hard. I think that he's a good person that's in an impossible task, which. is, hey, solve the entire pandemic for the United States. And so there's like emerging science coming out and he's always like having to double back on things that he said in the past. But I don't think he's a bad dude. I think that he's just, his job sucks. I think he's

at best incompetent. He's not a great communicator. I think that the strategy for him was we're going to put this guy on the news all the time. Part of that was to try to get the word out. Part of it was also because I think Trump likes his guys to be on the news. He likes seeing them on TV. So there was a pressure from the vice president's office to put this guy on including part of my take. Get him out there as often as possible, as frequently as possible. And I think that anytime you're doing that many news hits, you're probably going to have a lot of contradictory stuff. You're probably going to say a lot of stuff that ends up not being true. But to say directly, he said quote on PBS's news hour last Tuesday, quote, we are certainly right now in this country out of the pandemic.

phase, end quote. Then on Wednesday, he said the exact inverse. I would just like to watch the clip to see what the context of the discussion was. Okay. I don't think, I mean, I don't think Fauci went out there like George Bush on an aircraft carrier and like dropped the banner behind him. It's admission accomplished where he beat the pandemic. No, but I think what next day he's like, psych. Sure, but I think he realized, I think he meant what he said the first time and then realized that doesn't necessarily fit the agenda. we want to be pushing right now. You got a call from Pfizer. I think you've got a call from a lot of people. Did you see their first quarter earnings? They're doing unbelievable, brother. Listen,

if you want to talk to somebody about pharmacy companies or pharmaceutical companies taking the American people for a ride, I'm all here for it. Then on Wednesday, he said, quote, the world is still in a pandemic. There's no doubt about that. Don't, don't anybody get any misinterpretation of that. We are still experiencing a pandemic. He told you don't get it twisted. I would like to see the first... Who did the twisting? I would like to see the first clip, though, in its entirety.

You might be right. I would just like to see it. That's all. Welcome back to nanodosing. This, you know what? This is great. This is Big T's birthday episode today. Happy birthday, Big T.

Thank you. How many years is that for you? 25. 25 trips around the sun. Congratulations, Big T. It's birthday. It didn't really do anything. Oh, you went to a double header.

Oh, well... No, I just met, you said congratulations. I didn't really do anything. You survived. Sure. You survived. Congratulations. We're all happy for you.

I appreciate that. 25, we were talking about this at the Mets game on Monday. It's really your last good birthday. It's the last birthday that means anything because you can now rent a car. You can rent a house. Everything. You can rent anything. That's good.

Yeah, I haven't celebrated a birthday in many years. Not a birthday guy. Well, I got you something. What's that? I just went to the store, pick this up just for you. It's an ice cream sandwich. Thank you. Happy birthday.

Thank you. I appreciate that. When did you buy this? Just a second ago. Are you a cake guy? Are you a pie guy? Are you an ice cream guy? I mean, like, yeah, I'll eat some cake.

I guess I've got to eat this right now. Yeah. I mean, there's really no. Do we have a freezer somewhere? Can I put you behind the eight bowl on that one. You sure did. You sure you bought this a second ago? I bought this literally right before the show.

Well, right before, I mean, we've been sitting in here for 20 minutes. Yeah, so I guess 20 minutes ago I bought it. Yeah, I can tell. But it was in the bag with a C4 that should have been keeping it. Got it. Well, it sure didn't. But I appreciate it. That looks good.

That's intact. Take a big bite. That is an ice cream sandwich. It's an ice cream sandwich. I appreciate it. Thank you for thinking of me. Happy birthday, Big Tea. And happy birthday, Mad Dog.

You had a great time at the match game. it looked like. Thank you. Yes, it was like the best birthday ever. Thank you guys. I was at the other, you're welcome. I was at the other end and I would only catch glimpses of what Mad Dog was up to. And it looked for the most part like Arian was just buying you drinks, like drink after drink after drink. I think Arian thought it was your 21st birthday. I think he might have, which is very nice. Yeah. I mean, Aryan every half inning was like, let's go. Another drink. Yeah. Me and me and Billy were like little drug mules, but it was just a ton of cores like you were squirreling them away yeah yeah saving for rainy day it was a good game

i'll tell you what big t gave us a cunia to hit a home run that was that was one of the worst losses i've ever had it was plus 440 i believe 440 yeah and in like the sixth inning seventh inning yeah i think it was a second to last at bat he ripped one to center field and uh it it the the center fielder jumped and caught it i think it was going to hit off the top of the wall it wasn't going to go out, but in City Field's 408 to Dead City. Anywhere else in the ballpark, it's a homer. Yeah. And in any other ballpark, it's a homer. Yeah. If it was 10 feet to the left, it's a homer. If it was 10 feet to the right, it's a homer. The one place he couldn't hit it. That was a heartbreaker. But it was still fun. Bravo's won. They did. Rarity.

Big T had his championship ring on. I did. That was fun. That's where I fucked up yesterday. We went yesterday and they lost two. I didn't wear the ring. Got to wear the ring. Yeah. Got to wear it. Avery, when's your birthday? January. This guy is so down bad. Avery's down bad, and I get it. I totally get it. I was rooting for the Rangers last night,

and to lose game one in triple overtime, game one of the playoffs, triple overtime, you put like five hours into that game. I was going to say that's the worst part, watching for five and a half hours. I would rather lose seven to one in regulation than lose in triple overtime.

I can tell you all about that. Yeah. Yeah, you can. Seven to two. Seven to two. You certainly can tell us about it. So I'm sorry, Avery. It's a long series, though.

It's not over yet. And the Rangers kind of got fucked. I would say that the refs had it out for you. You also showed a tremendous amount of composure on the live stream. So the chicklets guys are up here. They're doing live streams for the playoff games. And a bunch of guys were out in Hoboken last night, and Avery was out there. So triple overtime.

You've put so much into this game. and then to lose in the way that you did and then have to deal with Frank the tank standing up as a devil's fan and singing a song about how bad the Rangers are. He's a devil's fan, by the way, and he's singing a song immediately. It's one thing for him to do that after like a regulation goal or like, I don't know, losing in the first overtime. But if it were me after three overtimes to lose that when Frank started singing, I can't be responsible for anything that I would do at that point I was tuning into the stream last night I've never seen Avery so emotional over anything like Avery's like cool comic collected pretty much all the

time I tuned in a random moment and Avery was just screaming he lives and breathes the New York Rangers Avery do you have any Avery's just like staring straight ahead or what can I get you Avery nothing okay bro they play you they got to win four doesn't matter how about this the fact that you argued that your loss was worse than mine

I could have said some really bad things to you I see where birthday but like don't even I see where you're coming from go there it is a worse the game ended in five minutes for you it is a worse use of time your loss

but being flagrantly embarrassed is worse. I did get embarrassed. I think you're on a bigger scale. I think you're being reactionary right now, and I understand. I understand. I have very bad thoughts right now. I know.

That's why they make them win four, brother. Yeah, it's bad. And listen, I had a lot of respect for the Barcelona sports book last night because I could have said a lot of me bad things on air. But I didn't. Thank you for not doing that. Yeah. Download the Barstall Sports book if you're in New Jersey, Michigan. That's all I got for today's show.

Indiana, Illinois. Everyone send Avery some love because when you're listening to this right now, it's time for game two. Avery needs, you know what? You know what, Avery? I'm a Caps fan. We stole one on the road. I don't even want to say we stole one. We just, we kind of kicked them in their teeth.

That was a great game by the Capitals. And now I'm starting to believe a little bit, which is a dangerous thing. But I'm willing to trade a Capitol's law. on Thursday for Avery to get a Rangers win. Wow. I'm willing to do that for you. I mean it. You're a good man.

I mean it. We took one on the road, flipped home ice. I want Avery to get one. You can't start out. Oh, and two. Can't do it. I can't see you like that. It's time for you to kick them in their teeth.

You can't see me. I don't think you will see me if you're told to. I don't think you will. Avery's just going to disappear. Just disappear off the face of the earth. We should be joined by Billy in a moment. Is that right? No, that is not right.

Okay. Let's see what happened. Something must have come up. Let me see here. Feels like, here's my guess, because Billy texts us a while ago saying like, hey, I can join on my phone. But Billy is in Las Vegas. I'm guessing some urgent business came up. It does seem to be a work-related excuse.

I'm currently driving the camera car. while Large is rolling around in a matte black Mercedes. I don't know what that has to do with anything. Your guess is as good as mine, but it does sound like he's doing some sort of something for Barstall Sports. But anytime Billy tosses in an unnecessary detail, like the, why is it relevant what Large is doing right now?

I think it added to the work aspect. Like if he just said, I'm driving, I'm driving. Clearly that you would have gone off. about that been like you knew we were going to record pull over right but if I'm if he's driving something for a shoot that's different yeah it sounds okay it sounds to me like large is driving in a matte black Mercedes because it's like a thing that they're doing like look at large driving this super fancy car around Las Vegas and then Billy is in charge of driving the camera guy to like get the shots of large driving the Mercedes that sounds

reasonable. That's what it sounds like to me. Okay, so I will forgive Billy for that. Also, I think what we're going to start doing on nanodoses is we're going to start getting a guy of the week. One of Billy's guys to join. And so Billy said that he did have a guy that was going to

join this week. It seems like it might have been Cap. I think the guy isn't Cap. I think Billy having them join this week is because Billy couldn't join this week. Yeah. I am curious why at no point he didn't say like, hey, could we do it at x time yeah who suggested this time aviv avery did okay gotcha uh yeah billy

i don't know that's billy for he's he is on a work trip though so i will i will forgive him for for all of that so um yeah just i feel i feel bummed out for avie man we got to get a spirit so got to get avery's spirits up got to get avery's spirits up what can we do avery you want a ice cream sandwich king i got one big t has it right now no this is sad i've never seen him this sad he doesn't even want to want to talk about i guess i guess in the time i've known him the rangers haven't made the playoffs either so whatever they're going to win they're going to win on game one they're going to win thursday that's all there is to it i won't hear otherwise how about uh how about your boy taylor luan that was a tough tweet yeah it's funny

two nothing let's go like the pre the fred's tweeted so they give up the first goal two minutes in it's one nothing they give up the second one 20 seconds later and they the tweet just says two nothing 16 minutes to go or whatever taylor luan quotes and says Nashville hockey town and they replied and said taylor we're not winning it would go on to be five nothing later that period. Yeah. Curse the team. Many are saying.

The other news that's happening right now in the sports world is everyone has nothing to talk about in the NFL. So everyone's really mad at Ryan Tannahill for... What did he say? I didn't see his comments. I saw what like the gist of it was. So they asked him, are you going to be mentoring Malik Willis? And he said, we're competing against each other.

We're watching the same tape. We're doing the same drills. I don't think it's my job to mentor him. Hell yeah, it's not. But if he learns from you along the way, then that's a great thing. Literally, like, when they ask rookies, like, what is, what do you want to do this season? They say, like, take somebody's job. Yeah.

That guy is coming in to take your job. You should not want that to happen. No, there's literally no reason why somebody who's your starting quarterback should be expected to say, I'm going to train this guy to be better than me. Unless it is a very clear, like, you have an aging, great quarterback that you know is retiring in a year or two, and you drafted this guy to be the predecessor, not predecessor, successor, successor. That's different, obviously. But like, drafting Malik Willis as an insurance policy to Ryan Tannahill is not that same thing. If it was Tom Brady, let's say Tom Brady

and the Bucks drafted a quarterback in the first round, actually, even with Tom Brady, I wouldn't expect him to be like, yeah, I'm training this guy. I feel like that's- He wouldn't say that, but like that is a situation where that can be the case. Even with Tom Brady, I wouldn't expect him. Tom Brady. I wouldn't necessarily even expect him to look at it behind the scenes, like a training situation. Yeah. Well, he's just like so competitive. He's a psycho. Yeah. So now people are like, man, Ryan Tan Hill should be, he should be a better teammate than that. They're saying he's a bad teammate. I do think he's a bad teammate, but not because of his attitude. I just think that he stinks. I think I know a lot of Titans fans. I think people are just looking for a reason to turn on him

because his contract is outrageous. Yeah, I have been a Tannahill. I guess you could call me a Tannahill hater. Even the times that he's been good on the Titans, I'm always convinced old Tannahill is coming back because he played for such a like, he was so consistent in how mediocre he was for such a long time that I just couldn't believe that he turned around.

I think that he's had great coaching in Tennessee. I think that he's had some good weapons. But I never really saw him as being like a top. tier guy and then that playoff loss last year that was that was bad believe it's first and last pass in that game were interceptions yeah that's tough so people are mad about tan hill um for taking his job like big t if if we hire somebody else here that's like a university Tennessee guy are you going to be expected to to train them how to do your job absolutely not i don't know i don't expect it i don't know i wouldn't you wouldn't ever train somebody no

Why not? That, figure it out, brother. Especially if you're hired, like, if they hired another. Braves fan. Right. Yeah. Like the biggest Braves fan of the world. Well, we did do that once.

Who is that? You don't remember the other Braves fan? Who is the other Braves fan? I'm just spacing right now. Can we bleep it out? Okay. You don't remember him? Yeah, I do.

Yeah. I do. Yep. he is a he's no longer here he's he's a good dude did you do bad job training him no did you train him wrong on purpose he didn't do my job he was he was not in content until he was kind of yeah that was the that was the playoff series that we lost to the cardinals where we gave up 10 runs in the first inning in game five that was tough but at least that one was over well the worst part was just having to sit through the other eight innings yeah because like

obviously you can't leave like what if they came back and won and I wasn't here I would have been fired yeah so you have to just sit there and watch a 10 nothing elimination game yeah that was tough that was really tough especially like a baseball game where you fall behind so early so fast and then you have no choice but to sit there and it's so you know the games can drag on so long you've got an incredible amount of time where nothing's happening right to just think about what you're watching right and just scrolling Twitter Well, listen, that's all in the past. It's all in the past.

Raining champs. We're moving forward. What else we got? What else is new out there? I got my fucking sandwich stolen from the fridge today. Okay, that's bullshit. Who is doing this? That's bullshit.

I'm, guys, I will fight somebody. Guys, okay, if you, if you work in this office, it was from Picillos. Great sandwich place. Great, one of the greatest in New York. No free ads. Would I love about Picillos? And when I saw the first sandwich from them that I ever saw, Roan brought it in. and he put it down on the table next to me

and when he set it down I heard the sandwich thud on the table it's the size of my arm it was all wrapped up and I just heard the sound and I was like that sounds like a delicious sandwich and he was like brother hold it and so I held it I was like

this feels like a delicious sandwich and it delivers and then it tastes like a delicious sandwich too it's amazing I got it yesterday I got a soap rseta mozzarella arugula hot peppers great sandwich That's a good one.

It's a great sandwich. ate half of it because if you, they're the size of my whole arm. Can't eat the whole thing. Have half of it for lunch today. Great. Go right before this to go get it out of the fridge. Gone. But I got it with another girl in the office.

Hers was right there. Someone must have opened our sandwiches, seen which one they wanted to eat more, and like taken mine. People steal shit in this office. This isn't like a lawless land that we live in here. That's bullshit. I am, I, and those are. They're expensive sandwiches because they're so big.

It's been like $18 bucks on this sandwich. What? Yeah. No, they're expensive. But they are. They're worth it. It's like two meals. It's like easily.

Like you can make it three. Like it's a huge sandwich. So I, and it's a great sandwich. I'm willing to pay for it because I'm getting two meals out of it. Or so I thought I get bamboozled. Big Cat gets a whiff of it. Says, sorry, can't help. Retired from investigations.

You kidding me? That's bullshit. Well, many people. we're saying the other investigation was botched. That's what... And that's where we... He doesn't want to get back into the game. That's why he retired.

If he had a successful investigation... He'd be all over this. He'd be like, yes. He'd be getting the tapes roll. I'm the gumshoe. I'm the detective of this office. I'm Sipowitz. It is insane that I can't leave one half of one sandwich here overnight.

One night. It's not like it was in there a week. Overnight. I can't. And it was upstairs, which is like the corporate floor. Yeah. All right. So...

These people wear suits. Listen, if Big Cat's not going to do it. it we need to find somebody who will oh oh and speaking of the devil you know what this is actually perfect billy's joining the zoom right now the list if i've got my top suspects already same people from the list have been reaching out to me being like does the list need to get on board for this and i yeah i think they might we need to get billy actually we'll have billy talk to his list and see if there's a detective that would like to advise us on how to conduct the investigation i think it's open and shut though. I think it's just so, like, it's so annoying. Like, also that there was two

pastillo sandwiches right there and they choose to take mine. Like, yeah, because it's fucking delicious. Okay. Here are my two biggest suspects. Okay. Number one, Kelly Martin. Wow. Number one is Kelly Martin easily. Is she a food thief? She's a thief. She's a thief of everything. Okay. She's, I think she's a kleptomanii. Okay. Number two. Just, just, just want to say I'm so glad this is happening while I'm gone because I can't be a suspect. Number two. Do you know what's going on, Billy? Number two is Billy football.

Well, okay. I saw your tweet. Yeah. My, so Billy has been gone since the sandwich has been placed in the fridge. When was the sandwich placed in the fridge? Yesterday around, let's call it 2 p.m. Interesting because Billy's flight at the last minute got changed back until 6 p.m. So Billy, it's very curious to me how the, Billy joins the Zoom call.

And the first thing that he says is like, oh, I'm so glad that he's. It couldn't have been me because I wasn't there. That was the wrong thing to say. That was absolutely. Billy, you were so bad at lying. You're so bad at getting yourself out of these types of situations. I did take the sandwich. I purposely delayed my flight to steal a sandwich. I did curse these people for generations to come.

So I tweeted that they, I hope their, I hope their grandchildren get a sandwich stolen from them at some point. Oh, that's mean. That's mean, mad dog. Payback. Billy, do you have a detective on the list? The list said they would help me. I have various.

There's multiple investigations. Gares, do we need a PI or an actual police detective? I would have one of each. Yeah, both. Yeah. We'll test out. Private sector and the government. Yeah, free market.

Yeah. Open it up. Awesome. I, and that is such a good sandwich. It was like, it's the perfect sandwich, I think. What was in the sandwich? So, Prasetta, mozzarella, arugula, and hot peppers. Ooh. That's a question.

Someone would ask who took the sandwich and wants to say, oh, what was in it? That would be a really good sandwich. No, I didn't steal the sandwich. Who are your? suspect's billy i mean it tasted so good i mean no i actually didn't take it so i mean uh i think dougs is probably oh dugs is on there you said it was upstairs it was upstairs my money would be on one of the uh jack mccarthy's team yeah they all seemed up in arms about it when i told them too they all sit they sit they sit they sit close enough to me though where i would feel like i would

notice did you say jake malisek jake malicex is a dirty rotten person that could probably steal a sandwich from under my name yeah well you got any other oh the other thoughts i do but i don't want to get fired oh yeah whoa is there hypothetically somebody who works on the third floor i don't know i mean he might work on the fourth or fifth floor now he might be up at the top of the building in the corner office who sits all by himself with no witnesses around who likes to you know he's been known to have the munchies every now and again you're really saying that somebody who thinks that he's above the law you're really saying we should delete this i'm just saying absolute power corrupts absolutely and that's what this

individual has now it would not shock me if you if you tell somebody like hey you're king then the king is going to feel entitled to taking prima nocta on your sandwiches yeah i just i just can't believe that there was two pacillo sandwiches in there and only mine got stolen just take both at that point Okay. Or maybe who was the other sandwich? Gia. That's the other option is Gia might have gotten confused and accidentally eating your sandwich. Now she's embarrassed to say that she did that.

No, because. Well, why didn't you eat her sandwich? Because I didn't want what was on her sandwich. And she ate. I opened the fridge because ours were sitting next to each other. She got out and got hers. Like we did it together. We were in the process together.

And I was with her last night. We got dinner together last night. So I know she ate for dinner last night. So she was hungry at dinner. her time yeah okay we had french dip that sounds good so i don't know gia that well but i could see her having munchies no not here though i don't think it was gia i think my my list is officially narrowed down to three suspects kelly martin billy football and then the person who i will not name because i'm afraid of being punished and fired okay it absolutely wasn't me like no billy i didn't have you on my

list. Yeah, I've been, I was out of here. I'm like, disqualified from any sort of accusations. To you were upstairs yesterday. No, I wasn't. Yeah, you were. Oh, yeah, I did have a meeting. I had a meeting with Kelly. It was me, Big Cat, Liam and Kelly. Yeah. We had a meeting yesterday, but you were by the fridge. We were by each other the entire time. We were. And I had, I had, I view on you. Yeah, you had a line of sight on me. And I went straight up there, straight back down. I was never alone upstairs. It could not have been me. You. You. You, I had a line of sight on me. You have my word. It was not me. It is, it is very, it sounds like someone who did it. Okay. It is very dirty, though,

that somebody would steal, like taking a lunch out of the fridge. That's psychopath. Now I'm going to have to pay for a whole new lunch. I'm going to go broke. I think is sandwiches are so personal too. Yeah. When you get a sandwich, it's like, it's like you order it. You have specifications, toasted, not toasted. I paid for balsamic vinegar. Yes. Oh, you got extra. little things. And then someone just takes your personal choices. Mm-hmm.

Damn. I think that's bullshit. I think that's bullshit. And we should definitely contact the list, Billy. Yeah, and see what we can do. That's like stealing someone's Chipotle order. Yeah.

And that's super personal. It's not like you ate a slice of pizza. No. It's like, it's like, it wasn't even enjoyable for the other person because the sandwich wasn't made to their specifications. Yeah, that's the thing. Who, who is doing this shit? That's so crazy. I have, I have, I have, I've gathered some, um, sources from people around the office that I can say off camera. Like, I, if you, if you took a phone charger from someone's desk, that's super shitty to do, but like, if you, maybe you, like, really needed a phone charger

and you forget to take it back or something. I don't know, but whatever. But you can go get food anywhere you can go get your own fucking food also like you you had to consciously go into the fridge peruse it to see if there's something in there that suited your fucking fancy and then you're like i'm going to settle on this sopraseta sandwich you could have thought they probably thought it was fucking pepperoni i'm such a sucker for deli meat i know so am i like but like the good like prosciutto something you would find there yeah man dude i'm praying So I can't eat deli meat so it couldn't be well. Yeah, what's the science behind that? I think it's just There's a lot of cured meats that have higher instances of having certain like salmon or something like that where if you're pregnant you should not eat

It's like the same thing with, you're not supposed to eat sushi. Yeah. That's like mercury, I think. Yeah. I heard that women like sometimes get nauseous around raw meat when they're pregnant. I think that's. A little evolutionary trait there. I think that's actually true.

But normally like 99% of the time when Billy starts a sentence with, I heard that women, you know it's about to be some bullshit. But that was, that was actually factual. Yeah. Good job, Billy. Yeah. Good job, Bill. Max. So how's Vegas?

Actually, no. Before you answer that, more important question. Word on the street is you slept over here on Monday night. You slept at... According to who? Slept at the office? I mean, define sleeping. Okay, you close your eyes as you're laying down and then you open your eyes and you're still there.

I mean, I don't know why. That wouldn't make sense. so that's not a no you're right actually it's very true it doesn't make sense but it doesn't like hypothetically I may have taken

action to make sure my commute on Tuesday morning was as efficient as it could be and I made all my appointments on Tuesday morning and did my job so I don't think

anyone can comment on what I did in the off hours as long as I was at work at a suitable time early actually very early some may say the earliest yeah some may say you were the first one here that's I mean that's just a good worker I don't know what else I could describe that I love the spin zone of yeah I took action yeah you think I took action to mean

like I came back slugged like nine bottles of Coors light with rear admiral and then passed out I I mean look the actions were made Wait one sec. Actions were made. Yeah, I'll park it. That's as close to a confirmation as you'll get out of Billy about anything. Yeah, so I'm just thank you for complimenting my

earliness on Tuesday. Yeah. So which room, hypothetically, would you have taken action in? Would that be the studio here? Look, my methods in the off hours to get to work on time, could be a subway, could be a bus, could be an airplane, Could drive. Green couch.

Could, could, I got to work on a green couch. There's no, there's no, if fans or butts, like some people take bikes to work. I took a couch. That's, you know, there's the only way to take it. Yeah. When you were here on the couch, did you happen to leave any of your personal artifacts or, uh, refuse on any of the nearby tables? Uh, no. But yeah, I got to, I was very efficient in my getting to work on Tuesday.

morning and back to Vegas so uh got in last night late Vegas is adult Disneyland but I'm here on a work trip so I'm working uh we have a good plan I just spent all morning uh drive so large like I don't know if we can reveal this but let's just say someone was stunting big time and uh we can't reveal it because we already said it it's large yeah large large is like dressed to the nines in his fight week apparel and he rented some crazy like souped up car So I've been driving the car while Booze is hanging out the window filming. So that's what I've been doing all morning. A production guy didn't make it.

So I had to step up and fill the gap, you know, take on some responsibilities. I'm absolutely not qualified for. But we just did like an amazing hour of shooting around the strip. It's going to be amazing video when it comes out. So it's really fun. A lot of distractions in Vegas. But if you're as well focused and committed to working like I am, that I will commute the most sufficient way possible to work, be it on a couch, swim, airplane, car, then that's what you,

you know, that's the type of mentality you have to have to work in these environments. Swim. You should swim to work one day. I actually have been thinking about jet skiing. If I could get a jet ski, that would make my commute. Like, I just need someone to park it in Manhattan. Yeah, there's docks. You can dock in here. You don't park. Yeah, you just like pull up to a dock. Just tie it up. I might paddleboard How long would that take you think to paddleboard across the Hudson?

Depends On a smoke day, probably not that long, honestly. The thing is the current would fuck you. Yeah. I might be out by the Statue of Liberty by the end of it, depending on the tide. Yeah. I do have one last topic I want to get into. Billy, I'd like to hear your thoughts on abortion.

Jesus Christ I'm a libertarian I support Everyone has Jesus Christ You don't actually have to answer this feelings I appreciate I appreciate you taking a whack at it

We just commented how I shouldn't talk about women at all I have no basis to talk about women I am the farthest thing from a woman In my experiences The farthest? Like you've never been near a woman ever. Uh, just, yeah, just look, I mean, this is just, the whole situation's just sad. No matter how you look at it. It's just one of those.

Billy, you don't have, you don't have to talk about this. I was, I was busting your balls. Big T. Okay. What are your thoughts on abortion? Nah. Uh, okay, good chat. Good politics, guys. I think that same energy needs to be brought when talking about what people should be shooting up in their system. All right. So, wait, you're my body, my choice, including HGH and experimental workout chemicals. Yes.

Okay, got it. The Supreme Court has not ruled on that yet. If I find any briefings that are circling around, I'll leak them. And experimental drugs that haven't gone through processes. but I still took them because I had to. Put whatever you want in your body, take whatever you want out of your body. Yes.

Okay. With a couple parameters. All right. Yeah, I'm going to get. You don't want to get into your parameters. We'll bleep it out. We'll take it out. I want to know.

No, it's fine. Billy doesn't want to get to the parameters. Oh, Jesus Christ. I am not qualified to comment on this. All right. Any other topics we want to cover on today's? You know, you guys see Deis Chappelle get tackled? Did see that, yeah.

Dude, that guy got fucked up. Dude, I think, I think allegedly Buster Rhymes beat the shit out of him. Buster Rimes is there? Yeah, he stomped him out with Jamie Fox. Oh, shit. And the guy's got a broken arm. Yeah, there's a video of the guy getting loaded onto an ambulance, and his arms just looking like Tom Segura.

So I saw that video, and his arm is bent backwards. And it said that, like, his elbow is broken. and both of his hands were dislocated. They stopped him out. They had to just stop them. It looked like someone took their arm and broke it over their leg like biz nasty did that stick. If it had actually broke, yeah.

I think that with this dude, I'm staying a little bit woke. I'm a little woke on this, Billy. I'm surprised that you're not on this level. No one has broken arms and shit. I've never seen a person so cartoon. tunishly disfigured from a fight as this guy was like his arm was was straight up bent backwards almost like 90 degrees his hands were fucked up his face was fucked up to me you this seems like billy what has everybody been talking about for the last couple months it's like oh no

stand-up comedians are going to start getting attacked now that chris rock got slapped this this visual after the fact and if it's like yo if you try to attack a comedian um flip mode might beat your face to dirty pulp, then I think people are going to take a step back and be like, well, okay, all right, we won't, we won't rush the stage anymore. We'll let comedians do their job. Stay, stay just like a little woke on it for me. I'm like 10% woke on it.

I mean, the guy I think hypothetically then it would be, the guy didn't know, the guy probably got paid to do it and then the plan was to beat the shit out of the guy and like set it up, like set a trap for some random dude that

probably wasn't smart enough to like realize I don't know no I don't think this one's fake Chris Rock fake Scientology set up but this one I don't think so I okay I'm just saying

think about it but that dude it looked like he had good form going into the tackle but Dave Chappelle is a big dude and he like sidestepped him kept his eyes out of the field he looked like a quarterback like just kind of like moving around in the pocket it was a good job by Chappelle but

also good tackling for him by the guy he just happened to miss at the last second yeah I mean it was a pretty brutal miss we also haven't seen extended footage of the attack it's just like from the very you just see like a snippet of him at the very last second diving into tackle him and then the camera kind of cuts away and then you see glimpses here and there of the tussle that takes place on stage imagine if we did a live show and someone tried to, like, jump one of us. Yeah, Aaron would beat the shit out of him. That when we did that live show and that, like, like, I go through way too many hypotheticals in my head, but I was like, this room is way too close.

Like, if someone wanted to, they could absolutely attack us. And then I was, like, paranoid the whole time. Do you, are you one of those guys that when you get into a room, like, you go out to eat and you have to be facing the door? Find the exit. Yep, got to be facing the door. I got to know how to get out. That's kind of weird. I know, I got problems I used to work with a guy like that

when I sold used cars And he was just like He was just this like Super overweight old guy And he was just like Walking by my desk one day He was like You ever go over to the Golden Corral

Right across the street I was like yeah He's like that place I don't like that place I was like why not It's a golden corral They've got a chocolate fountain They've got everything there

He's like I can't see the entrance And exit when I sit down at the table And I feel like I'm not able To protect my family I was like, dude, chill out. We're in Charlottesville, Virginia right now. I think that you're going to be able to go out and eat a lunch at a buffet without getting hurt.

Did Golden Corral make it through COVID? I sure hope so. Are they still around? Golden Corral gets a bad rap. You're not going to catch me disagreeing, brother. In defense of all types of lunch buffets, I love lunch buffets. You can say you love Golden Corral, but I get shit on when I like Long John Silver's? There's a huge difference.

We're talking two different species of restaurant. You're talking about like, not even fish. One of them has a chocolate fountain. Yeah. And it ain't Long John Silver's fish. No, that's disrespectful to Popeyes, Billy. Long John Silver. I don't even think Long John Silver is fish.

I think it's frog. I think they just like, yeah, I think they grind up frog and then they batter it and they dip it in the fryer. They might just take like the sludge at the body. of the ocean. No. And just mix it into like a paste and then fry that. I'm gonna bring you guys in long John Silver Tush puppies and you won't be talking like this anymore.

Dude, they probably, they probably like get like like those shitty coy like there's this place in yonkers by the water that has all these like black like they look like coy fish but they're black and they're just disgusting. And you can like throw if you like throw a little bit of bread in there they go nuts and that's probably the fish they use. for Long John Silvers. Yeah. They literally swim in sewage. Yeah. It's terrible. And Golden Corral, Mad Dog.

When was the last time you went to, Golden Corral? You've probably never even been. No. Yeah. See, there you go. That's the problem with America these days. Brother, preach. There's a lot of people talking about things they have no firsthand understanding about.

When was the last time you were in Long John Silver's? That's a good question, actually. Probably like, it's been a while. It's been probably 15 years. Have you ever been? do along John Silver's I think so I think so but I mean there's a reason there's reason I've for that so Golden Corral is one of the most magical places on earth if you're especially if you're like a nine-year-old I remember when I would visit my grandparents in Greensboro and when they got a

golden corral it was the entire talk of their community and by the community I mean like their church they would go into church they'd eat their cash rolls or whatever and then over their cash rolls after church, he'd be like, you've been down to the Golden Corral yet? That's good eating. Great name as well. And so we go there, and I was just amazed by all the food. You get mac and cheese, mashed potatoes, prime rib, fried chicken. They had soups.

It's a human feedlot. It is. It's a feedlot. French fries. Then they got chocolate, a chocolate fucking fountain in the middle of the restaurant. And you fill up your drink as many times as you want to. What else could a kid want than a Golden Correl? I would like to have a birthday party at Golden Corral.

I would like to get stoned out of my fucking mind and then just live in a Golden Corral for like a day and see how much weight I can put on. How much weight do you think you could put on, Billy? If you did like a full-on metabolic squat workout in the morning and then a bunch of three chee-day, yeah. I bet if you gave me a week at going to Golden Corral, doing high anabolic lifts, no cardio, just super heavy compound movements, shock the central

nervous system to grow. I think in a week I could put on 15 pounds, some bit water weight. That's pretty impressive. But like a lot of it's going to be water weight and bloat. But it's a magical place. It's just every type of food. The prime rib station, I can't say it enough. you go up you get slices of prime rib it's crazy

just people know how to treat each other with respect at a golden corral it's a lost art if if i was like farming humans and need to fatten them up for like using them for meat like golden corral would be the perfect feedlot yeah it really it really makes you wonder like what they're trying to do to us with the golden crowd it's called corral it's called the corral They're corraling humans, feeding them, and then taking them to slaughter somewhere. Also, I love that you have to pay on the way in, like, they don't trust you.

Like, you've got to pay before you enter. Yeah. You walk in the door. You have to wait in line to pay. And then they just hand you a cup and they say, all right, go for it. Now it's your time. Good claw machines at Golden Corral, though. They always got the claw machine right there.

They do. it's always somewhat sad when I go to a buffet like that there are people that are getting around on motorized scooters like they've eaten themselves into a motorized scooter but yet they still go to a golden corral

to keep eating it's like it's like dogs that go so hard that like some dogs will run themselves to death and over exercise and that's the same mentality some of these people have

they just can't stop can't stop won't stop Yeah, it's honestly, it's an interesting place, but I love Golden Corral. I love any, really, I'm just a fan of buffets. You should go to the wind buffet while you're out there, Billy. Oh, shit, I need to hit some Vegas buffets. Yeah, Billy, go to the wind buffet. You should write a blog about it.

You should try to see how much you can eat and then write about everything that you ate there. Oh, my God. That is an amazing idea. I'm going to do that. When do I have time? I could do that, like, right after this. See how much weight you can put on. I'm going to weigh myself before and after.

Yeah. Holy fuck. That's such good idea. You hit any casinos yet, Bill? No, I've been strictly here for work, doing work. If I do get some spare time, I'm probably going to hit the gyms in the sauna, but I'm not here for leisure. I'm here for work. That's right.

Don't you forget it. Big T. You see that catch? I did. I can't believe he caught that. That was an incredible catch in the Braves Mets game. climb the wall. Do you steal a home run?

Yeah, that was gone. Holy shit. All the Mets fans can't believe it. Nobody has any idea what we're talking about, but it was an unbelievable catch. Okay, about Heredia, shout out. Heredia, going back to the wall, climbs the wall.

No, that was not a home run. Yeah, that might not have gotten out. Still a great catch. All due respect to the catch. And then he's hanging off the wall with, oh, no, that was going to go. Great camera work. I was gone. All right, that's bad podcasting,

but it was an incredible play to watch. Okay, so I guess Billy bounced out No, no, I'm still here Oh, you're still there I'm just looking up the win buffet Okay, anything else you want to You want to roll through Billy You want to give Avery some words of support

Avery's down bad He hasn't cracked a smile The entire time we've been I feel bad Oh, the Rangers Yeah, Avery's down real bad Like legit down bad Oh damn

Everyone say something nice Avery have you eaten yet King Let me buy you lunch You gotta eat You need your energy. He's not even turning his mic on. Yeah, he's not. He's literally not doing this for content at all.

He's just, we need, what's the best way to get, to pick a bro up when they're feeling like this? I would say ice cream sandwich. There's really nothing I can do. Avery, you want to come to Yard House in Times Square with me tonight? I'd rather get hit by it. Avery, you want me to go, you want me to go slap Frank the tank? You didn't, you definitely didn't like him at the end of that game. You want me to go, you want me to go hit Cindy Crosby in the head with the baseball bat?

I don't condone that, but if you do that on your own time, go ahead. Okay. Other thing I want to talk about was we put this out on our social. media but uh i had forgotten the way that billy and aryan first met or the way they first interacted online so long before they ever knew that they would be in the same room as each other or doing a podcast or co-workers or friends our friends they are friends yeah um aryan was talking about being a uh being a vegan online when he went vegan for a little bit and somebody said like yeah that's why that's why you sucked and why you fell off is because he went vegan and aryan

replied to that person, went to the Pro Bowl when I went vegan, only did it for that season, try again. And then Billy replied, you're not a real vegan. You said you would fight a wolf. Hashtag fraud vegan. Isn't that that name of that show on Netflix right now? I think Billy invented, yeah, fraud vegan. Yeah, I want some fucking royalties. Yeah, so he said you're not a real vegan. You said you would fight a wolf. Hashtag fraud vegan. And then Aryan said, you a corny dude to Billy. And Billy replied to that, nah, I'm a meaty dude. And from that point on, they just knew that they had to be best friends, best friends forever. I just found that screenshot of the actual transcription. I think when we first talked about it on the first

episode, we didn't have the actual transcription. Yeah. The funniest part is that account I was using then is currently Jake's account now. So there's so many old tweets that have Jake's name on it, which is perfect. Like just ridiculous old takes, I bet. Yeah. Yeah, I have like something about

how Papa John is the shadow government, the deep state of the NFL. He's the shadow commissioner. Like he was running, he was running the NFL. Goodell is a puppet. I have some crazy ass takes. I'm going to have to go back in time and see

and see some old Jake takes. Yeah, they're Jake's takes. They're not on my takes. Not yours. All right. Anything else? Anything else you guys have on your mind? Avery.

Avery. Let's get some positivity going, Avery. Avery, I just started hitting the bottle. Avery, you're going to win. You're going to win on Thursday. You got this. Go Rangers. Rangers.

Let's go, Rangers. Let's go, Rangers. I'll give you my win on Thursday. You know what the problem was. They didn't have Avery in the building, which they will on Thursday. Boom. There you go. They need the Avery Bump.

He's trying not to smile right now. You son of a bitch, smile. You got this, buddy. All right, we love you. We love you guys. Billy, so next week, we'll do a guy of the week, right? Yeah, I think I got one in store. We'll go over it off air.

I'm excited for this guy. So we want to do that guy that I text you guys about? Yeah, yeah. we'll do Guy the Week. Okay, perfect. All right. The mortician kind of didn't want to, he said that like it would be bad for business

if he was talking about people's relatives. I mean, who's going to leave him a bad Yelp review? Like, they're all dead. Yeah. If you don't promote yourself, nobody will. All right. We'll see you guys next week. All right.

Love you guys. See y'all. I don't know Oh