Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Billy's Guy List

Episode Date: March 31, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing, we read off the requirements and occupations of the people on Billy's Guy List. Also, Donald Trump got a hole in one and made an amazing statement about it. Make sure to tune into Macrodosing, every Tuesday at 7am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I've got the broadcast team for Monday Night Football. Oh, boy, let's hear it. It's going to be a three-man booth, which sometimes gets a little busy, but these guys you're going to like. Play-by-play, you can get whoever you want. Who are they going?

Who are they going? Oh, it's Joe Buck. Yep. Okay, so Joe Buck, kick Aitman off. We're getting rid of Troy Eggman. The two color analysts are Donald Trump and O.J. Johnson. Okay. Why OJ? He just, well, I'm blogging about him right now. His takes are just awesome and I think he could have some some real insight. I think Trump and Obama together in

the booth would be pretty good too. They can't stand each other. It's just they would have. That would be fun though. No. Yeah, exactly. But like you ever listen to Mike and the Mad Dog, bro? They hated each other. No, but like they like they like hate each other like a guy wearing a Trump shirt sitting next to somewhat like some lib in an airplane going at each other like it's not going to be good display that was the best example of two people hating each other yeah i recently just saw a video of this woman just screaming at this guy who's wearing a let's go brand and shirt just like and the guy was like leave me alone lady i was sitting here doing nothing if they stuck the football if they stuck the football conversation be great like trump would say it was on the five yard line and obama

would think it's on the six yard line people forget the funniest thing don't trump ever said was when he went into the CBS booth during the Army Navy game and said, you know, it's not the highest level of football being played out here, but we love them. We love these guys. It's the funniest shit I've ever. Brutely honest. I think Navy might have been ranked at the time. What's up, Aaron?

What up, doubt. Do you see Trump's statement that he put out? Oh, God, no. What did he do? He hit hole in one. I'm going to read it out loud, actually. He had a hole in one, like on the golf course? Yeah, yeah.

I'm going to read it out loud. Let's hope. Yeah. And I want your, I want your reaction to it. Okay. So he, they, he put this statement out, I believe Monday evening. Yeah. There's an official statement.

And, uh, pulling it up right now. See, I actually think he hit this one, but the one. So I, I played at his Trump national in, um, in New York. And he has the inaugural hole in one at that course. That I don't believe. That's very funny. Yeah. Okay.

All right. So, Arian, here's a statement, okay? From the office of Donald J. Trump, 45th president of the United States of America. He put out a state because he hit a whole of war. Oh, yeah. It's the best thing you've ever heard in your life. All right. I'm going to start it.

You're going to think that this is something that somebody wrote as a joke in his voice, but this is his official statement. Many people are asking, so I'll give it to you now. It is 100% true. While playing with the legendary golfer Ernie L's winner of four majors and approximately 72 other tournaments throughout the world, Gene Sowers, winner of the Senior U.S. Open, Ken Duke and Mike Goods, both excellent tour players. I made a hole in one. It took place at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Florida, on the seventh hole,

which was playing 181 yards into a slight wind. I hit a five iron, which sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind, with approximately five feet of cut where it upon it bounced twice and then went clank into the hole these great tour players noticed it before i did because their eyes are slightly better but on that one hole only their swings weren't anyway there's a lot of chatter about it quite exciting and people everywhere seem to be asking for the facts playing with that group of wonderful talented players was a lot of fun the match was ernie and me with no strokes against jean mike and kin i won't tell you who won because I'm a very modest individual

and you will then say I was bragging and I don't like people who brag. We got to get him back on Twitter. Now see, if Barry O hits that whole in one, people are calling for video evidence. No one believes it. He probably cheated, stop the steal. Donnie T. hits it. We're all just having a good laugh.

Yeah, Barack hits it. Where's the long-form scorecard? All I see is just the statement. I need to see the signatures on the card from every player involved. Well, there is video of Trump walking up to the hole. Oh, I haven't seen that. Yeah. Of course there is.

I'm more skeptical about his, he hit a five iron into the win, 180. I was talking, I said that too. That's a nice shot. It is a five iron 180 at his age. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like my five is around like, oh, like 210 right now. Listen, you guys are similar athletes. I've said it often.

I'm just saying. You said your ass. You're probably the same height and weight. Different body mass makeup. What was your playing with, Aaron? Playing with it was, I'm a peak, probably 227. Yeah, I mean, he's, he's a little bit taller

and a little bit stronger than you. He's like Bo Jackson. His friend is. He don't got better hands, though. That's for sure. His shit's is tiny. I remember him and Derek Henry had the exact same height.

wait that's hilarious i um i love the statement he he may have but i'm definitely skeptical about the the 185 iron into the wind for is he 70 something yeah with approximately five feet of cut too so at that at that age niggis is using uh hybrids you know what i think this may be his first real hole in one i could believe that i don't think any of his other whole ones were real but i think this could be his first real one he plays so much golf like you're bound to run into one yeah statistically yeah and it's his own fucking cool it was his own course right yeah and he plays all the time yeah he was bound to fall into one i love how he's just like their swings were way better but not on this hole yeah anyway i many people were asking i had no

idea. There was such a calamity around whether or not DT hit a hole in one. But aren't you so glad he told you? I'm thrilled. Genuinely, Big T texted me. Monday night. Was it Tuesday night? It was Monday night. I was like, can I please blog this? I was like, big T, have at it, pal. I said this statement rocks. Can I please blog it? Anyway, there's a lot of chatter about it. Quite exciting. And people everywhere seem to be asking for the facts. I was on PlayStation with my friends and I saw it and I was like, I don't know if Coley's going to let me blog it or not, but I'm going to ask. No, like other people would make it like actually political.

We have a lot of people who have no idea how to find the humor in a blog like that. And like you said, there wasn't a lot to add to it. You just kind of got to let the statement breathe for itself. And like just because he was such a divisive president, like we've talked about. him before. He's done objectively absurd that, like, I'll never, I promise, I'll never get over him shooting paper towels to the fine people of Puerto Rico. Brah. Brah. What's talking about? I forgot. You got so funny about him. It's like he's done so much funny shit that you just really forget. Like if any president had done like one of the things he did, that's what the president

would be known for. But he's done so many funny things that it's like, yeah, it's just what it is. I love when he got into the truck and he started like honking the horn of it. I opened the blog. I said, you can say whatever you want about this guy. You can't say he's not hysterical. Yeah. Dude, remember, remember we followed Hillary Clinton around the stage?

Yeah. It was just right behind her. She spoke like right in their ear. It was like, what's going on? Look at us really reminiscing about him now. Yeah, I know. Yeah, it's a dangerous. This is how he wins in 24.

y'all misses the good old days yet no i'm straight man i'm super straight like the fact that that he did so many hilarious things made england want to go out there and elect their own version they just got a guy that kind of looked like them to run the country you got to try it once yeah try everyone should have one um this is nanodosing welcome to thursday's show yeah at what point did we start yeah i think chop that up i think i got on yeah when i got on yeah when i got on jumped on and we we read the statement. I think that's the beginning of your podcast. I'm glad that we got to clue you in on what happened there,

because that one piece of news that you can't wait to tell new people. Like, did you hear the news? Everyone's talking about it. Trump hit a whole whole talk about it. It was also funny too because I follow a lot of left-lane people on Twitter as well as right, but I follow a lot of left people. And like, all they did was complain about Trump

the entire four years. But all they do is tweet about this dude now. Like all his statements, they're on it. All his press conferences, they're on it. I'm like, yo. If you don't like him, stop talking about him. Yeah. They're addicted to them.

That's the only reason they have any clout was talking about Trump. Mm-hmm. Yeah, there are. True. There are a lot of people that got famous online, at least, in those four years because they would be the first people to, like, tweet a video of Donald Trump and be like, be like, this is not who we are with periods between, like, every sentence. Who are those brothers?

Oh, yeah. The Krasenstein brothers. Yeah, some, yeah. Yeah. They really sucked. Yeah, they did. They did. There's a lot of accounts out there right now, like the occupied Democrats account

where they just like tweet stuff and then they say retweet if you agree. And they're just like, all they care about is building their online following. I don't think they have a single moral fiber in their body. They're just like, okay. Big cat turned on Trump's notification so he could be one of the first reply guys for like a few months there. Like, because he was just gaining followers being like one of the more verified people. because you'd pop up first yeah dr eugene goo yeah what's he up to these days guys a hero these statements are also why i don't need him back on twitter because it's so

much funnier seeing the press like it's like the jordan on back press release every time yeah he hits all in one or does like the long he's a better long form than and he's really good short form too i just i mean just say i just you don't really really there's a president that's banned on Twitter like that's fucking oh there could we make him a barstool blogger how awesome would that be just have give takes on everything I don't think we have the kind of cash it would take to do that yeah he's been no way where this backfires yes he's been all this time on truth it's funny like every every four months it seems like there's a new social media platform that comes out that is just strictly like okay we're twitter but no censorship

whatsoever and only right-wing people sign up for it and then they I think they start posting there and they start missing the arguments and they miss having people to dunk on and they miss the interactions where they get to like really go at the libs and so then even the right-wing people that sign up for this new platform they get sick of it and stop posting there because it's not as fun for them anymore and the whole bunch of people are green with you all day yeah exactly no one wants that that's awful nobody wants that's terrible one uh so So on today's episode of nanodosing, I want to talk about Billy's list that he's been working on very diligently.

Oh, I have a list. How many people are on your list right now? Let me pull up the exact, but I think I'm around 1,500 on my list. I actually think that Billy's onto something. I told him this yesterday off the air, but I think that there's something very cool about having a network, just of people that have interesting various occupations, where you could in theory turn that into a website or an app called billy's list maybe and then those people you could like log on to it if you had a question for a civic engineer if you have a question like hey

i'm just curious how do you go about planning uh the size of skyscrapers in various parts of major metropolitan areas and then they'll tell you what they know about that and it's just like for people to learn i think i think unwittingly billy may have stumbled onto a great idea here It's actually $2,200. I do need to go through the last couple submissions to make sure there's no trolls, but I have a definite $1,500. As you jumped from $700 so fast.

I posted a application that I've been going through. There's an application for Billy's List. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, we can't just be having anybody come in there willy-nilly. They have to screenshot their credentials,

and I look through them. And, like, there's some really cool dudes. There's, um, Because I got a DM from somebody saying that I was applying to be a member of Billy's list. This person said, I would like to be part of an elite group of paleontologists and archaeologists. And then Billy's response was, please apply in the pin tweet. So he's not he's not just taking anyone off the street. He's got a process that he's going through the screen and vet them.

How many, how many applications did you have to go through, Bill? I've been just, I basically, I browse through it until I see. someone that says like I'm a high school kid or I'm like I drink whiskey I'm like sorry man that doesn't count so like we got environmental engineers um what else we have such a weird answer to my question what like not only did you not answer it you just said something that didn't really make sense at all what are you talking about no it was the perfect it was the perfect it's a it's a it's an excel sheet that I can convert the information into so I look through so so you're not necessarily you're only vetting to like kick obvious people out yeah because i think a manager at

quick trip has just as much knowledge as uh the guy who cleans golf carts got it fantastic drinks at quick trip as well so we got an air gas sailman we got a phd in cardiovascular psych physiology he reaches his skeletal muscle blood flow we have a data analyst there's too many cpAs sorry CPAs there's just too many of you I also had to start cutting down on carpenters there's a lot of carpenters I'm sorry I know that's a big carpenter

well I'm a big that's why I know Jesus I'll rock with Jesus yeah no a lot of carpenters a lot of HVAC guys but like not as many electricians as I thought tons of a lot of Amish yeah

so like wait how many electricians did you think were you anticipated okay so electricians we only have 19 that's a lot of electricians right so many more electricians than I have but think about how many carpenters they have one like in real life like to come fix because matter of fact how are you deciding so of we have 33 carpenters I think they all because some of them do different types of carpentry that's the age Jesus died yeah oh my this is getting this list is getting more interesting uh oh this one

How many Roman soldiers do you have any free masons? Let me check. Let me check. Command F. Any free masons? Free Masons. Nope, no free Masons.

Okay. No one applied as a Freemason. So, Billy, tell me this. What are you looking for? What are the missing parts of your list that you need to fill in? I don't know.

I actually have to pour over this list because I've just been deleting trolls. But like, for example, I have a rash on my back. And I was like, fuck. Like, like,

I need to get this check this out. I have no time. So I just like, wait let me check my list dermatologist boom three dermatologists dm'd all three of them yo can you check out my rash did you send a picture oh he's crowdsourcing his health what i don't like about this the original premise was you had a guy for each now you just have like i need the best of the best but i think they're all in different sectors i cannot give up all their knowledge like each of them have individually great knowledge like for example i was

looking for oh when I was researching phobias I found a a psychiatrist who specialized in exposure therapy for phobias and I d-end with him back and forth he didn't want me to say anything about his contact but I checked his credentials he's a he knows his stuff so like I like been doing research through these individuals and it's a little more fun than just going on you know finding the average resources because they give good um specialized answers yes specialized questions yeah this is what I'm saying like I think this is great I think it's solid it's funny as fuck but it's but like definitely has you to you too like dude this one guy like honestly I do I don't want to play favorites with my guys but there's like a couple guys that are like super cool

power users NASA flight no NASA flight controller for the international space station that's pretty fucking cool that guy's actually fired that guy should be fired no no he needs to be so much more focused on his job. How much vetting did you do on that guy? He sent me his credentials. I'm not going to give up his name. I'm not going to give up his name. I was because I was checking see if you would.

How can you, what's your vetting process between real and fake NASA credentials? Well, actually, there's a couple NASA guys on here. That didn't answer the question. Defund NASA. I'll say it. Defund NASA. There's seven. There's seven.

Oh, one guy applied twice. There's six NASA. NASA can't have the NASA guy applying twice that's bad nashing well the thing is the first the first I added by hand and then he applied through my link so that's that's that's that's you know keeping up with things that's a NASA guy keeping on top of things I appreciate that NASA um like and then there's also I have a power lifter on here who had extensive conversation about he knows all the ins of outs of sports science and just you know all like when we do like powerlifting or one of those. soon he's definitely going to be a huge asset we're doing powerlifting soon i don't know that's on the short list like once we run out of stuff like we got a military academic advisor there's a lot of insurance guys no offense uh you don't care about insurance sorry i mean once when i need insurance help i'll hit you guys up uh pizza delivery guy he's definitely going to be useful for like what's your craziest delivery story the range on this is awesome it's amazing love the range we have one we have

One dog trainer, like even though we have chaps, I always hit up chaps about dog stuff. I have another guy. So that's awesome. And also like what else we got? Give me your three favorite. Powerlifting. NASA, ISS. Well, the power lifter also like helps all types of athletes.

He says he can't tell me his clientele because they're professional and amateur athletes who like cannot be. Professional and amateur athletes. Professional and amateur athletes. meeting like NCAA like Olympic like he's like you know doing the real down and dirty like like he's our like you know the juiced up Russians but we got this guy you got your own personal it's better than the Russians so and then like neurosurgeon geologist yes it rocks that was his little tagline there was a geology professor at my college uh whose name was rocky I thought that was pretty cool

I hate that tons of ex-military which is awesome you guys are all guys so what else we got building stone sales would actually

love to hear like all of these guys I would love to have a beer with and just talk about what the cannabis farm general manager selling and renting construction equipment

401k specialist scout front office for the Dodgers okay what yeah wait let me actually let me check that guy's credentials

this might this guy might have gotten through the tracks I'm a guy who oh shit he's in a picture with the fucking world series trophy

there you go have you got now hang on as as someone whose team is the reigning world series champion I can tell you

they take that thing on a tour brother yeah is that in a Walmart the Braves are taking the world series trophy to like every college baseball game

in the south right now well guess I have a picture with the 18 trophy on the field at Fenway. He also has a L.A. Dodgers email that matches up with his Twitter. That would have been more compelling evidence. That's probably why I let him for. Okay, well, I think the point stands and that's that Billy has created a wonderful, wonderful program. I got a urologist on here.

It's a cult. It's a cult. It's a cult. No, it's a group of people sharing information with each other. Yeah. And so I think the next step is you should, at some, point, consider making it semi-public. No, no, no, there's too much information.

I cannot let me. The world's not. We can't have this in the wrong hands. Billy spreadsheet is too powerful. There's a grain farmer. John Deere and other farm equipment sales. I want to ask that guy about how there's dudes in the Midwest and like way West hacking their, uh, their tractors.

I read this whole article about these guys who because John Deere put certain, uh, computers in their tractors it didn't allow for farmers to do their own upgrades on the tractors did you ever read this article no where it was like preventing like basically it voided their warranty so you'd have to take it to a john deer technician or do any types of repair and then they're like getting figured out ways to side stepping put the gnaz in there they're hacking uh these computers to redo their tractors like what else we got race engineer nascar cup series can you imagine if this spreadsheet fell into the wrong hands. Crop consultant,

Forrester wildlife biologist, surgical technologist, certified stormwater operator, high school volleyball coach, investment analyst. I mean, these are just the white pages.

Cannabis chemist. How diverse is your list, man? Cannabis chemist. No, I think it's a good idea. I think that, like, there are people out there that would love to be part of a network like this where they could ask an expert and it's people just sharing information and then the different experts get ranked

based on you know how serious they are with their replies and that way it naturally filters out you know the people that don't respond the people that give the best information and it becomes like its own ecosystem of people just just sharing info about interesting things one of these guys works at uh jo rogan's whiskey distillery buffalo trays single barrel select associate so so joe doesn't own Buffalo Trace I don't know but Buffalo Trace has existed for I think 200 years 1773 very old yeah I did

I did a tour of the distillery there one time Sheet Rock delivery manager Joe is nowhere to be found there's no on-site Jiu-Jitsu program There's a There's a guy who works for the postal office I want to ask Camiton questions Border Patrol

What is Billy have you ever considered just showing up to a place Like if if you had questions about the post office Have you considered just going to the post office And just being like Hey I was curious like How do you get the letters there

Like the next day Just like picking their brains Are you allowed to leave those people alone? I've always wonder is Is the zip code really what they go off of They go zip code And then they just gets the zip code Then once it gets there

Then they deal with the Yeah and what's up with the four digit zip code That comes after the main one Yeah These are questions Do people actually use that? DM the postal carrier right now And asking these questions

Yeah, ask them, say, PFT wants to know what the deal is with the four, the four digit code. Yeah. And after the dash. And will my letter get there faster if I include that on just like a handwritten correspondence? This is exactly why I created this list. So we could ask these questions. How long, how long have you been accumulating this list? Since last, since I announced the creation of the list. What was that last week? Last week ago?

I think what I got to do is I have, I think I got to make a shirt. I don't think I can give out the shirt for free. but I think that would be a good way so then when people on the list see each other in the shirt they can be like yo I'm on the list and then they can exchange knowledge on what they know and then it's going to be like

are you the arbiter of the list or is it like somewhere they can go I want to decentralize the list so Billy that's what I'm saying this is a community if you make people that are on the list if you allow them to contact other people on the list and that's one of the terms of service for signing up for it's like hey

you're part of the list, but if somebody has a question for you, try to get back to them and share the knowledge that you have with other people that are on the list, I think now you've got, you've built like an entire little ecosystem. You've built a community around knowledge.

I think that's actually a beautiful thing. I think I need about $50,000 and the app developing team. Where'd you pull that number from? Yeah. Just top your head. I don't think it would be that much, much. Really?

Really? I developed an app. To make an app, $50,000? I don't know. I feel like that makes sense. As somebody that has experience, somebody can code like the knife and have your app done. As someone with experience in custom software, mostly custom software sales, I think if you were to get this done in terms of all the requirements that you would want right now, you'd probably have to pencil in about three to four days to really go through the requirements and figure. out all the different things that you want right up front. And then the coding probably wouldn't take that long. You would probably take maybe four days, five days to get you something that you could kind of start to fiddle around with. Then the user interface would probably take a couple more days on top of that.

Yeah, I don't think that 50,000 is unrealistic. I think that if you want a really good piece of software, probably 50 grand could probably do that for you. You could get them cheaper, but there'd probably be things that you'd want to add to it afterwards. You can get it done for free if one of the guys on the list is an app guy. Oh, wait. Let me check the list. Let me check the list. Now, here's where the problem runs in is people who are app guys, most of their life is just having people ask them, hey, can you build me this app for free? And then they're like, come on, man. No, I get paid. This is a job

that I had to do, I had a do build me a website. That's like, it's really dope. Actually, it's like when you go on it. Like, it's, I don't know, what is that called when it's like augmented almost it's like when you move your phone the background moves with it's augmented reality i don't think i don't know if it's that but it's it's really dope uh but he did that shit like in a couple days and it cost me like three racks so it's like whoa so i got a guy this guy says websites i can build great websites within hours and own a creative agency also build mobile apps and have 20 plus designers developers that can whip up funny designs anytime and i don't think that's my own app guy app have him have him fight it out to the death are you open to to taking

something building it into a website or an application and making it so that people that are on the list can contact other people on the list yeah 100% I want everyone on the list to have the power that I have with the list NYPD Coca-Cola sales software sales boxing drinking box across Are you just, he's built, he's building the LinkedIn. Correct. He is. I mean, it's literally Craigslist, but in Billy instead of Craig. Yeah, it's Billy's list.

Former Israeli Navy soldier, whoa. All right. So I'm going to throw a challenge flag on that one because everyone in Israel has to serve in the military. So it's just like an Israeli mail is what you have on the list. Let me check this out. Do they have to have to? Yeah, it's mandatory service that you have to do over there. Yeah.

huh crazy uh so all right well that's that's billy's list i like where it's going billy i want you to keep keep leaning into the list yeah get you a nice logo you know what i'm saying billy's list i think i'm gonna start with the t-shirt and i'm going to email all these guys honestly we'll use those proceeds to fund the app boom business boom business boom business you just got you just got businessed all right uh so anything else we want to touch on before we get to voicemails or how are we feeling? Chill it, man. I had anxiety attack last night.

That was shitty. What happened? Got anxious. No, I think sometimes when my sleep patterns off and I don't know, it just comes, man. Like I won't be able to sleep and then it just comes and there's nothing you can do. And I've gotten really good at just accepting death. So that helps a lot, actually. Like you think you're going to die?

The evidence of panic attacks are. It's like you think you're dying. Like you're, you convince yourself you're dying and your body throws itself into like this fight or flight mode and your adrenaline goes up. That's what it is. Heart rate. And so once you just tell yourself, yep, all right, I'm cool.

I've had a good run. And it kind of starts to go away after that. That's crazy. Yeah, it's really shitty. But that's what works for me. But one day, that's actually going to happen. Right. Yeah.

I don't know when, but. You have a, do you get like a hangover feeling after you, the morning after you've had a panic attack? Is there any lingering physical symptoms? Sometimes. Sometimes you get like really fatigued, exhausted. I mean, that's why I was late this morning. I was just like tired. So I need to get some extra sleep in.

But like you get like you can be very fatigued. Like I've had panic attacks where my heart rate goes up for like an hour, two hours. And then the next day like it's sore. Like my chest is sore. like jeez yeah sounds exhausting so i'm someone who also i kind of tweak out a lot and what i found that's how i try to rationalize it what does tweak out me because i i'm from that means up yeah but but like basically what happens and sometimes i get my mind starts racing like super hard and i start like i don't know it's it's basically a panic attack but i panic about certain things

And what I found is Thienine is huge. It's a very like no side effects. Just a, it's in green tea. And it's just a super great compound I found that's like really helped me. And just like when I'm feeling anxious, like if you take one of those, it's not any sort of drug or anything. It's an amino acid that helps the production of GABA in your brain. Also great hangover cure because GABA is what alcohol. I know I'm not explaining it exactly correctly, but alcohol affects GABA.

I think it binds to GABA, which is a type of narrow transfer pressure, I'm pretty sure. And THeneeneen helps stimulate the production of GABA, which is something that's supposed to chill you out. So what I've found is that's pretty, like, if you're like basically, it's a Sunday night and you're like, you know, trying to go to bed, Thiening is always a good. It's a winning compound. It's one of my favorite. Okay, what are your three favorite compounds? Thionine, beta alanine, and this one's hard.

I either got to go with, it's either creatine or taurine. I'm going to go with torring because I don't want to sound basic. Okay. I was going to call you basic. Definitely, if you want with creatine. Let's get to some voicemails. Matt, Doug, we got them. Hey, my name's Austin.

I'm from Toronto, Canada. And my question is, if you could make one smell illegal, what would it be? So for me, it would be microwaving fish. So, like, the active microwaveing fish should be illegal. Thanks. Stay handsome. Stay beautiful. You say make a smell illegal?

Yeah. I guess not illegal. Make a smell. Disappear? Yeah. Ban, like eliminate a smell. But he was talking about microwaving fish. So that like means he's been in an office or someone's microwave fish and he's pissed at someone made that smell.

And then that person should get arrested. Yeah. That's that's his angle. Hmm. But what if that's like what if I can't get? Just don't microwave fish in the office. Right. Doing the privacy of your own home.

But what if you don't like that's like? a smell like in nature. Are you going to rest, God? Yeah. It's got to be body odor. What are you talking about? He was specifically microwaving fish, not fish in general.

Right. Yep. Microwing fish in a public setting, I think is what he was doing. Toaster ovens. Toaster ovens. Toaster ovens are way better than microwaves.

Agreed. A fish and a toaster oven? Yeah. It brings back what it was supposed to taste like. Interesting. Air fry. Air fry. Yeah, it's basically a toaster.

Air fry can do the same thing. Yeah. Um, hmm, I really dislike the smell of truffles. I know that they're like, what? Yeah, I know they're super expensive. And when you put them in food, it's supposed to, you know, really set off the flavor of it. It's a very exclusive thing. I don't like the taste of my, I, I feel like about truffle oil.

Have you had truffle oil? Yeah, it's okay, but in small doses. It's just one of those things that I don't, people are like, oh, it's great. It's nutty. It tastes earthy. I don't want to taste nutty. I don't want to taste nutty. I don't want to taste earthy.

it's just one of those things that when you it's supposed to be like a very like exclusive or luxurious glamorous thing to add to your food I find that I don't think I've ever had a dish that's been made better in my opinion to my personal taste with a truffle but everybody loves it

you know what I love about truffles just the idea of a truffle swine yeah I like the idea that the pigs find the pig but turns out guess what they got rid of the pigs Oh, really? They now use dogs because the pigs would always try to eat the truffles

So they don't use truffle swine anymore So the dogs find the truffles And they don't want to eat it? Yeah, they just they like they find it like They find you know drugs or like bombs and stuff I don't like that sucks like the truffle swine Like they just Some old guy would just go out on a gigantic pig

And just ride into the you know The Mediterranean forest and find truffles Like that was a hilarious like visual to me as as far as uh like disgusting smells go i find that obviously like asparagus pea smells bad right but there's something that i like about the smell of my own asparagus it's like how you like to smell your own farts yeah yeah exactly so like i'll i'll take a pit sometimes i'll eat asparagus and then i'll see how quickly i can smell it in my pee i don't know i just like the idea that i can see my body reacting to something it's like okay my internal organs are still working

functional. I heard that's genetic. Yeah, I don't have that. You don't smell your pee doesn't smell. When you just, what was the last time you had asparagus? Like last week. I don't think you're smelling, smell your pee close enough. Can you? I think that's a thing. That's a thing where it's like some people can only smell their own, but they can't smell others. But it's only, only some people. It's not like a universal thing. Yeah. Can you smell other people's asparagus pee? I think so. Like it's like sometimes you can. Sometimes you can't. It just depends.

It's a weird thing. Okay, so what other smells out there would you like to make you legal? Sulfur. Okay. Sulfers, big one. Hillary Clinton. Mine is just New York City in general. The whole place, it smells.

It's just awful. I hate it. You know what, Big Tee, I got to disagree with one thing about New York. You know, it was really cold the beginning of this week. and you know as someone who's grown up around the city is there something really comforting about getting into a warm subway or a warm train place and just being like oh man like it's nice and safe and warm down here counterpoint the hot city subway stations notably safe places the hot trains in the summertime are the worst when you get on a train and it sneaky doesn't have air conditioning yeah and you don't expect it but you're already on it's too late and the door is shut and you're like oh fuck i'm going to be on this the sweltering train, I'm going to just sweat my balls off for the next 10 minutes. But it also, the subway is sometimes cooler than above ground during the heat.

I agree with Big T, though, that the smell of the city is not great, especially in the summertime. Oh, it's... In the wintertime, it's not as bad, but in this... Just trash lining the street. The hot trash smell is a very bad one. It's still hot as fuck here. Like, yeah. I was talking about B.O.

Billy, you met the Liver King, obviously. And he says that he doesn't, like, use deodorant or anything. um did he smell or no so it was a very very cold day that day i think there's something about cold that suppresses smell i think that has something to do with like you know what's the gas law about like temperature and ideal gas yeah tom brady rule i also heard that if you don't use deodorant and like the artificial stuff for long enough like eventually you'll just like you just won't smell your microbes i don't know if that's true bounce out is that a thing i don't think that's I don't think that the thing at the risk of of seeming like a race

trader that seems like a very white person thing to say where it's like yeah you know if you just race card race card yeah if you don't break if you don't bathe for that long your body actually starts to smell better yeah maybe to you because you get used to it but I don't we not have a soundboard we have a seven time of soundboard for this park we should I can make one yeah make a soundboard it's race traitor right yeah Any other car? Everybody's have drinks a race. No, no, I was just, I was curious.

I don't know. I don't like body odor either. I don't think anybody really does. Actually, no, there's some freaks out there that are into that, I'm sure. I like the smell of a fresh sweat. You know what I'm saying? Like, once you get done, because it's the smell of like accomplishment. Yours?

Yeah, my own, my own. To counter that, I hate the smell of sweat that when it smells like, coins. Like, you know, that makes you a lot of gag. Metallic-y. Yeah. It, like it smells like blood. It smells like blood. It smells like if you had like a pound of nickels in your hand. Oh. Oh. Ugh. No, it bothers to me about smells. Like when people were like,

oh, your breast smell like onions or oh, my breast smells like onions. I love how onions smell. I don't understand that. Like, it'd make no sense to me. It never made any sense. I love onions. I do too. I'm team onions. especially if you cook them in butter. Anything. Cook them shits, however you. I eat them sheds raw.

I love onions. And garlic and garlic. It smells good too. Like I don't get it. I don't get that whole one of my breast smells like, that's better than what it was before. True. True. I used, when I went home, visiting my parents over the weekend, my mom had charcoal toothpaste.

It's like a, it's a type of crest. They now make crest charcoal. And I used it. It's supposed to like whiten your teeth in just one brushing. but I used it and then I looked at my mouth as I was brushing my teeth and it's just like a bunch of black shit in your mouth it's like gray and black covering your entire teeth and it's like this is just gross I actually love using that tooth face

because like it actually like motivates me because I think it's cool how it turns your teeth black so it actually makes me brush my teeth more so you can get that smile off look in the mirror and be like sweet like look what's going on in my mouth yeah what's the best tasting toothpaste as a kid I used to always ask my parents to buy me Colgate

because I thought the Colgate one that had on the nozzle it turned the toothpaste into a star shape as you pressed it out whatever that Colgate was that was some delicious toothpaste My favorite was when you went to the dentist and got bubble gum I don't even know what you're talking about the fluoride

I don't yeah I don't know what the stuff they use when they're cleaning like the bubble gum And you can't swallow it I'm like taste so good All right Any other smells We want to move on I was just thinking

Maddie That smell that you were talking about Is what boxing smells like Because your nose is usually bleeding That I'll never box And you smell it And it's sweat too And you're also sweating

Yeah I used to pick my brother From like practice all the time You'd get my car in the middle of summer And they would just radiate The smell of nickels And I almost puke It's disgusting

Yeah. And I had a homeboy who, uh, I grew up with, he, he used to come over on mama's, like, do not, that little boy cannot sit on my couch. He's stinking. And one time, and one time, and one time, and one time he sat down. And I don't know, I don't know what he should shit himself or what? He was cool dude, but he just, boy, he was funky. I don't think he showered like that.

But, uh, one time he came over, he sat on the couch and no lie for like three days, the couch stunt, like, oh, jeez. So, so she was like, do not, he cannot sit on my couch. I actually think people. do you think puke might smell the worst out of everything puke makes me one yeah yeah puke's bad you know what else is a bad smell sneezes you guys know what i'm talking about no and that's just they breath though ain't yeah but sometimes it's different if it's like a real deep sneeze because it's a combination of i don't know your throat your mouth and your nose you're in your lungs yeah yeah

your sinus cap is one of that your boogers don't really have a smell or else you'd smell them right I think they do sometimes You're saying other people sneezes Sometimes my own too That's just your breath, though It might be No, I think it's different I think it's different

If you smell your sneezes That's your breath I don't know Do you have a mouth guy, Billy? Ask them that question Yeah, well I probably have a Or an orologist Oral

Give me her number I there's also there's also there's also this is men and women right I use guys in the gender neutral let me see that would it be on a dentist I have seven dentists um your nose and throat uh ear nose nose I think that's a different name asking when they when they when somebody sneeze and it stinks to them is that they breath it's got to be their breath well I remember the trick that if you want to check how your breath smells lick a spoon wait for it to dry and then smell and that's how your breath smells okay you can just yeah you just breathe out and smell that that usually doesn't

get done i'm smelling good right now what why would they not get it done i don't know man i just i just heard that one time um billy has your has your postal service person gotten back to you let me check messages all right if they don't answer you got to start taking down on these guys yeah You're getting a bad rating. All right, Mad Dog. We got another one? I'm a three-star, Billy's List. Yep.

What's up, Macrodose? This is Cameron from Kansas City. I'm making myself a preemptive bonk, but I have two questions resulting from a nude beach. The first one is, do you think it's weirder to go to a new beach by yourself or with your friends?

And the second one is, do you think it's weirder to wear clothes at a nude beach or go nude? Also, I'd love to have Billy try to explain how new beach is illegal. All right, bye. How they're illegal? Yeah. It's private property. What is illegal? How nude beaches are legal, I think, was the question.

Because you can't be naked in public. And I don't know, you can go overseas and stuff. But I actually have a story about my own personal experience at a nude beach. I uh it was the the summer that I moved to New York City was looking for a beach to go to right and get onto a ferry just did some like basic research about where beaches are in New York City had no idea I knew nothing about the city but found one that was kind of out south east of of Manhattan so you had to take a ferry to get there so we take the ferry over get off get on to a school bus and everybody's getting on the school bus and they're you know they've got their

towels they've got their coolers very apparent this is a beach crowd and so get on the school bus drive us out drop us off get out start walking down towards the beach and there's a giant sign that says past this point you may incur nude sunbaters I was like okay took like a few more steps I felt like maybe there's some topless people here and I see the volleyball court that's first thing that I see on the beach. And it's just a bunch of like 60 year old people totally naked playing serious competitive beach volleyball. And like I'm talking these people have like knee braces and shit on. That's the only thing that they're wearing is like knee braces and like arm sleeves. But they're just balls out, tits out everywhere. And I'm like, okay, well, I just

spent about an hour and a half getting here. I'm not going to leave immediately. I'm at the beach. to let them make me not go to the beach. It can't win. Was the whole thing a nude? So put the towel down and it's like 80% of people completely naked. And they're over the age of 50 for the most part. There was actually a towel or like a group of just bros that were next to us. And they were like playing football and shit, totally naked, diving into the sand, like making

diving catches just slapping their dicks against the. sand everyone was naked i did not get naked i was uncomfortable because i was not prepared for it i'm not like an uptight person if i were to go to a nude beach and have like advanced preparation i'm not sure that's a choice that i would make ever to go to go excuse me to go to go to one but just being put in the situation i was like i'm keeping my clothes on i'm not gonna i'm not ready for this yet um so i spent the entire day there and it was it was a fun story to tell later never going to go back there. But it's interesting seeing the different types of people that you encounter at a nude beach. There is this one guy that was standing next to us. And he was just like naked with

his hands on his hips. And he was just, he was just staring, just not moving at all for probably 20, 30 minutes at time. Just like looking around the beach, just standing up, staring like, here I am, I'm naked. Like people going up making friends with each other, small talk, totally naked. It was, it was a very, very bizarre situation. I've not been back. Don't plan on going back. The much better nude beach options, I would say, are in Europe, where you go over there and it's just just boobs everywhere. See, I feel like when you're a kid or however you are, however old you are when you first hear about the concept of nude beaches, you're like, that's sick, boobs. And then as you get older, it's like the locker room stuff we were talking about last week.

Like, it's almost exclusively old people who just have given out, like they have no more fucks to give. They do not care about anything. They're like, what am I going to do? Like, what are you, no one cares. So, yeah, it's, it's not, it's not great. Yeah. So in, in St. Martin, there's no, like, designated nude beaches.

Everything's a nude beach if, if you want it to be. So there were, there were a lot of people walking around naked. It was interesting. I was just having a catch with my boy, like baseball catch. And there were just plenty of nude people walking by asking, how's our day going? What do you think the funniest activity to do at a nude beach while naked would be? Huh. I mean, playing football has got to be up there.

Yeah. Football, any kind of like, what the fuck? It's like, I don't know. It's not my thing. You know what? If it suits you, do you think. I think it's a very European thing. How many Europeans were there?

I didn't go around taking a poll. How many accents did you hear? They, I think it was mostly American people. All right. If I had to guess, yeah, it seemed like it was American. A European descent? Yes. yes it was um actually race card i think it was a hundred percent of your

european descent i'm trying to remember i wasn't like looking and like trying to like spot a black person at the nude beach uh but it was i think probably would have stuck out man yeah it was it was all all whites as far as i could tell um but yeah it's a it's a it's a weird weird dynamic to find yourself in the middle of don't don't recommend it unless it's something that you're into and again no judgment that's your thing do your thing did you did you feel going back to the question though like did you feel awkward being the only like clothed human i think it's it's way it's way less awkward to be the only clothed person than if like you went with your bros to the nude beach that's that's the one i don't get yeah that's the one i don't get unless that's that's that's

would they, you know what I mean? I think, I think, must they swing that way. I feel like a lot of people go as couples. Yeah, there's a couple's nude beach. A lot of older couples are, and I'm pretty sure that the group of bros that was next to me, I think they were like a group of gay friends that were there hanging out. I would assume, is that like, I feel like that's probably an accurate statement to be like, if you go to a nude beach with six of your friends and you're all men in your 30s and it's just you guys i'm pretty sure that you're probably homosexual or at least like by curious right you know what man i think that's guys being dude generalization it probably is a big generalization but if it's ft being problematic yeah that's kind of problem i would

i would say but if you if you're six of y'all yeah and it's just the homies yeah y'all just the homies and y'all go to a nude beach together yeah with with no interest in any kind of, yeah, you probably like gay. Clay or all being gay. I'm just saying like, I think. No, no. I think that's a point where like a generalization like that

is probably correct. I'll say nine times out of ten. Yeah. Like I'm sure there has been a group of dudes that have gone to the beach and just hung out naked and play football with each other that aren't gay. It's probably, it probably has happened before.

But yeah, I think it'd be, for me personally, it'd be a lot weirder if I just went with my bros and we're all naked than if I went to a nude beach on my own fully clothed

and just hung out. Both kind of weird but I think that's the order I would put it in. It's wild how much shame there is around nudity. Like it's kind of weird.

Yeah, that's wild. Also, like, defecation is also weird to me because it's like, no, I think that still should be weird no it's supernatural it's what everybody shits bro

there's a book is that is that a book called everybody poops I it's a kid's book I think it's um it's probably a good thing that shitting is private though

yeah sure yeah there's a difference with like the sanitary reasons but like the shames are like I feel like the our main Instagram account like once a week is just like oh when you have to drop a load at a significant other's parents house like I don't I do not care I will blow that

thing up I do think it's time to update the wiping like there's got to be some kind of invention that comes in the next 20 year because the wiping is what a bad day well uh something that's not what's your big problem with the wiping have you heard about dude wipes have you seen i haven't heard about duels have you seen demolition man No. Never seen damage with Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Sloan? No. Anyway, they have to, there, it's set in the future, around 2030, something, actually.

But it set in a few years, like in 96 or 93 when it came out. And they have, they don't, they don't longer wipe. It's, they use the three seashells. And they never explain what it does or how it's used, but they imply that there's a, there's a better way to go about it now. And it just always made sense to me. Like, it's about time that we change. I have something else.

Big, big toilet paper has been slacking on the. innovation front yeah somebody got to make some shake with seashells yeah do you think do you think do you think bezos wipes his own ass i would hope so yeah but i don't know like maybe he has somebody to wipe it that's probably the most degrading no i'm not saying he has like a butt cleaner i'm saying that he's got maybe could maybe he knows the next step maybe he has the invention because if they're keeping it from us yeah maybe if like if he doesn't have it then nobody does Honestly, I have a theory that I think that maybe our problem isn't the actual apparatus and tool used to clean up, but maybe our diets. You know, some ghosts.

Like if you poop clean? Yeah, like ghost wipes. That's the next. I feel like those usually occur like when you have a healthy diet. Yeah, that's the real innovation is figuring out what the perfect diet is to make it so you don't. don't have to wipe your ass. Yeah, I think clean, because like, I would still wipe just, just to confirm. Of course, you have to wipe.

Maybe there's a pill we take where it's just all our poops are clean. Is there, we're all in agreement if you could eliminate pooping or peeing for the rest of your life. We're getting rid of peeing, right? What? Yeah, from a, why, where would the, where would the, satisfaction standpoint? Where would the liquids? No, I'm saying it, it wouldn't work scientifically, but just.

theoretically if you could remove one of the two from your life is this like that is this a bit yeah this got to be a bit you you never have to piss or never have to shit again i'm for sure taking i don't know man they're crazy they're both really enjoyable things actually i don't disagree but the frequency of how much more you have to piss as opposed to shitting is so much more okay think about i actually got a bottle by i keep by the bed for like late night and you have too much money for that. You have piss jugs? No, no, no. Like, it's a jug. It's a real job. He's got a piss jug. Aaron's still in college. You know who put me on that was my stepdad. Because I was like, dog, like, it's getting so annoying because like I'll have to, without like clockwork,

I'll get up at two, three in the morning, every morning. I got to go to the bathroom. And it's just so enough. Because then it takes like 30, 40 minutes to get back to sleep. It's just annoying. And he's like, oh, you need a bottle by the bed. And I like, hey, it can get messy. It's like, no, like they make them for that and they googled it and they have them for this and you can just pee in it close it up go back to sleep oh you bought a product yeah i show it's it's over here somewhere i feel like i should just get a urinal installed right next to the bed that's that's that's ridiculous oh i'm sorry the guy with the jug is i'm being ridiculous well because piss piss jugs were great because in college if you had to go down the hallway to the bathroom in the middle the night you didn't have to you just woke up and pissed in the jug my bed my bed's a good 15 yards maybe from it's just too long a walk for me so i'm i'm pissing right i gotta tell you if i got a college roommate who had a piss jug would have put a stop to that real quick well maybe you did but maybe they just emptied it out frequently no i did have i had several college roommates

who did some really annoying shit but it was not piss jug was not one well the piss jug's pretty practical. Have you never pissed in a I don't know you wouldn't well you'd be upset if somebody peed in a bottle if the room smelled like piss all the time the room does not smell like that's not like paper you can close it up yeah a tiny little college dorm room

yes dude this is what you do every so every day you'd go by your you know body armor one gallon jug all day you drink it and then at night you leave it next to your bed and you pee in put the top on it after you Yeah, yeah, I understood how it worked, Billy.

Then you throw, but like, you get rid of it. Yeah, it doesn't smell. You get rid of it every day. I'm not down with the pitch. Some of my friends had a dorm room where there were, there were sinks inside the dorm. Their individual dorm room, which is awesome because you could brush your teeth in there and you could also pee in it in the middle of the night. Would you have allowed somebody to pee into the sink in the middle of the night?

I mean, their bathroom. Yeah, their bathroom was down the hall. You don't want to get up and go all the way down there. Yeah. I mean, one year, I had a pretty good window. I think I don't know the window? The sink thing. Peeing out the window, yeah.

I do disagree with Coley, though, about the peaver soup. I would love to not be able to poop anymore. No, that's, pooping takes up too much time. It's too messy. It smells. You can't, you can't poop your name in the snow. Maybe you could. Maybe speak for yourself.

But, I mean, that's satisfying. Why? Why would you rather shit for the rest of your life? it's the time thing for my guy i think pf t's looking at the time thing wrong like yeah you you're like how if you're pooping like four times a day like that's a problem like you definitely need to talk to one of billy's nutritionists and cut down on that but um like one good poop a day like i do some great thinking in there you get time to yourself and as someone with kids that's important um great scrolling so you just want a 10 minute break which you can not even necessarily

but it's just fake without shitting what for me too like the other part of it is like big t said that like someone who does not have kids um like that at my worst when i truly have to shit versus truly have to piss like either an emergency the pain from that piss is so much worse and i mean how many times have you like been drinking all day and have to piss but you're like in a city street and like the worst yeah and then i I don't know if it would be You could pee in a city street And like get away with it

You cannot poop in a city street Right but like sometimes When you're driving recently Well listen There's someone shitting on the corner Next to Dwayne Reed right now I know with someone Like you gotta wipe

Like pee you don't have to wipe I'm starting to think about What Coley is saying And there are some significant Upides to not having to pee If you go to like a sporting event Or a concert Things like that

you don't have to wait in those huge lines to pee. So you basically, you're penciling yourself in for, okay, I'm going to get 20 minutes a day, one time a day where I go and I take care of, it's like showering. Where it's like,

okay, this is, I know that I'm going to have to do this when it's peeing. Peeing is a wild card. Like I can creep up on you. It could be like six, seven times a day.

If you're in a crowded location, finding a bathroom sucks. You know, it's almost worse than truly having to, like that pain of your, bladder just being like, hey, it's go time, that moment you're about to leave the house where you're like, do I have to pee? Like that little phantom feeling. I have that when I'm about to go to sleep every night. You can just erase that. You can illuminate that. No more guessing like how full is my

bladder at the moment. Like it could be just a little like, sometimes you're staying in there. You're like, I knew this was a false alarm. Get that out of my life. Big T. You know what would make you sleep better in those moments if you had a piss jug next to your bed no i don't think it would yes it would i think coli's talked me into it i think i'm now i'm now team get rid of peeing well think about when you're on long road trips all you're doing is consuming beverages to stay awake or yep yep and like right now i've been i've drank like four cups of green tea today and i've in the past had to lead the podcast go pee yeah me too it's a good point i've also had to leave the podcast to poop But I've never understood that.

Like, and maybe it's just a me thing. But like, I've never had to like stop doing something to go pee. Like I could always just finish it and hold it. Like sleeping. What? You've had to stop sleeping to go pee. It's a whole problem. Except that.

Yeah, except that. Yeah, except that. Well, yeah, that wakes you up. Yeah. I'm talking about like, so far, if I'm out and about, like, I can hold it. You know what I'm saying? Until I'm done for whatever I'm doing. I've just never had to be like, I've got to go right now.

I just never have had that. I don't know. Maybe that might be a meat thing. All right, we got another voicemail. Hey, guys. Nick from Boston. Got a hypothetical for you guys. If you have to hide a paper clip anywhere in your home,

and then a detective had one hour to find it, it doesn't find it, you get a million dollars. Where are you hiding the paper clip? Me personally, I'm cutting a little slit in a candle, sticking it down inside the wax, and then melting the wax to cover up the hole. All right, thanks, guys. That's a good question.

Wait, it has to be in your home? Yeah. So if... That's a problem for me. Well, yeah. It's approximately 150 square feet or so. Mm-hmm. I'd hide it in the wiring behind the refrigerator.

I think I would put it inside meat in my refrigerator. Like you just take a steak and you just stick it like next to the fat cap. Yeah, you got to put it inside something. I would put it, I would open up my pillow and put it in the stuff. of the pillow but the thing is that all leaves a trail not if you just stir the meat usually meat comes wrapped so you're going to see unwrapped meat if you're talking about candles you're going to see different types of tools to melt the candle in proximity to it detectives think like that they see like the tracks like not only tracks yeah so what's the pillow going to do the pillow's going to have

feathers everywhere yeah you can't open if you open it up i feel like if you if you live in a cartoon universe for sure it would leave a hole though i think i think that point kind of stands but if you i would leave it in a pile of paper clips that's never good luck finding out which one it is that's that's that's genius but i would make it look not like a paperclip and like a piece of wiring and then like how does he know it's a paperclip the scrape marks from you moving your fridge on a linoleum floor. My guy's not fine in his paper clip. Oh, fuck, how good to detect.

That's a tough detective job, yeah. Could I put it like, if I'm also in the establishment, can I put my, could I put it in like my sneaker? No, I think you have to hide it in, no, like, so we're in the home. But also, like, it's going to be so much easier. Like, we're not in an equal advantage because like my apartment versus Aryan's house true you know true true like we have to have an equal playing field i feel like hmm i would you know what i would i would i would buy it's not fair get over it you you buy a

buy a pack of tampons and i'm assuming that the the detective because i'm being sexist right now is a male i'm assuming that for the purposes of this discussion during women's history months too yes i'm sorry sorry all the women out there i would put the i would put the paperclip in the pack of tampons Because dudes are just, like, terrified of tampon boxes. And the detective would see it and be like, gross, not going in there. That's personal. That's private. Putting it in my pee bottle.

And it's going to be used from the night before. So you're going to look at it like, I'm not disgusting. And bam, he's going to stay away from it. And he always has an hour. Is that that long? Yeah. No, it's not. He's not finding that shit, I guess.

Good luck, buddy. It would, it would suck if he had, like, tools, like a metal detector. Yeah, I'm assuming that he... I'm assuming that he doesn't. I'm assuming... I feel like a constantly be going off, though. Yeah, there's a lot of metal shit in your house. I think the winner's the pile of paper clips.

Yeah, that is something. Good answer, Colie. All right, good episode of nanodosing today. We'll be back next week. Next week, I'm not going to be here on Monday. I'm going to be down New Orleans. I don't know what my schedule's like on Monday, so there's a chance. I can, I can zoom in, but there's a big chance that I won't be able to.

So let's just assume that I won't. Billy is in charge of finding somebody else to join the show. Yes. Hopefully it will be partial chief. Okay. Dante, you're also welcome. And we'll figure it out. Okay.

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