Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Coley Mick Is On The Trade Block

Episode Date: July 28, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing, Coley Mick returns to announce some news to the crew. Also, we play another game of: Where's Billy Football? Make sure to tune into Macrodosing, every Tuesday at 7am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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We should all go. I've never, I have so many, we have so many food spots we need to hit there. It is one of my favorite things to do. I will make that trip monthly just to go to that shit. It's so fun. You get into it. Start talking shit to the other jousters. Coley.

Is it talking jousters? What the fuck? Yeah, we're talking medieval times. Well, now I'm reconsidering. All right, that voice you hear is Coley. We've missed you on this podcast, Coley, but you have been raising not one but two human beings. Well, I'm kind of watching the raising, but the wife takes care of the heavy living. You're supervised.

I like that. Yeah. Yeah. But you're joined today. You have an announcement. If you haven't seen it, it's probably been online, but I wanted to have Cole on to tell you guys straight up. Yeah.

I put in my two weeks. It's actually a little bit more complicated. I went on Dave's show because he can't have conversations in private. And it sounds like I'm actually on the trading block. Okay. So what are we talking? I don't know. Skip? I'll trade totally for Skip straight up.

I'll be totally, I love you to death. If it brings Skip Baylisten in town, I'd sell you guys all out in a heartbeat. Do you think that's my value and my young enough prospect to get Fox Sports to even listen? Yeah, when's the trading deadline? I feel like trade deadline is before football season starts, right?

Yeah, I mean, I would prefer if it got sorted out well before that. Although training camp open football, football's here. Okay, so explain trading block. Listen, this is not something I saw coming, so I don't have much of a form of an explanation. But it sounds like in order to have as much leverage on the open market as possible, because they don't want me outright signing with someone they view as a competitor, which I have no idea if that's even going to happen because I've been under contract. So I haven't talked to any other companies, but I put in my two weeks. I talked to Dave, and he said, well, you can't just quit the Red Sox and sign with the Yankees, to which I replied, well, no, I would just demand a trade, and we don't do that.

To which he replied, sure, we do. So it sounds like if I want to go to another company that talks about sports, which is really all I'm qualified to do, I'm going to have to be traded. So I'm sorry to steal all the headlines from other podcaster Kevin Durant, but I feel like I just became the biggest name on the block. Yeah. Holy shit. So I'm just thinking through our competitors or people that Dave would see.

Is he going to try to do like a swapsis of you for Caravis? I don't know if that's what he has in mind. But that company has come up in early discussions. the rumor mill has been has been floated that way but yeah I mean he said my biggest thing was like I don't like I have a whole family to support and in order to get the best deal possible I just don't want to have a lack of leverage and he understands that but he also understands like you can't just quit and go sign with a competitor because I don't live in a vacuum he doesn't want a million people now doing that which I understand

So I guess I'm on the trade block. But you could, by the letter of the law, you could quit and then sign with a competitor. Definitely. But we're trying to figure out a way to not have that happen. I think it's funnier. I think it's much funnier if I were a good trade. It is. I've never heard.

Well, no, there have been some trades, I think. I just read about one today. It was a proposed trade, and it was like Fox Sports back in the day. and it was like Katie Nolan almost got traded for some person who's like very, very much not Katie Nolan. Okay. ESPN, ESPN traded Al Michaels for Oswald the Lucky Rabbit. You think there's any animated stuff out there that we could get in return

that we've been seeking? I'm going to have a competitor acquire the rights to recently freed Winnie the Pooh and put poo on the table. Coley to ESPN for the rights to Phineas and Ferb and the Disney Channel original movie Eddie's million dollar cookoff who says no. Is there a trade machine? I'm interested to see, yeah, I'm interested to see like what my value is in terms of a trade. I mean, is this, Ari, and is someone who actually could have been traded in the real world, did that ever cross your mind? A value?

Yeah, like, like, did you ever think like, oh, a team would. definitely trade like two first for me. Oh, yeah, yeah. During my height, they actually used to put out, like, reports because when I was, like, at my prime in Houston before my injury, there was like, there was like a push to trade me.

There was like trade him now to get all the value at again. And I think it was like a first and a third was my trade value then. That's pretty good. I was flattered. That's crazy high for running back. It was a different time. Well, I was nice.

What you mean? No, but I'm saying like that it does show how good you were at that point where it's like Well, that and your in your prime, right? So if you were to trade for Derek Henry now or you were to trade for who else is killer? Christian McCaffrey. Christian McCaffrey now. That's what you would. That's the value you would get for for anybody.

But that's any position, right? You're not going to get a first rounder for mid-tier anything. Right. This is from Ryan Glassbeagle. He writes for the post. He used to write the big lead. And he said in 2015, Fox and Disney nearly completed a trade involving Ian Dark and Katie Nolan. And Katie Nolan would have gone to work for Bill Simmons at Grantland, but it fell through because Fox also wanted Marty Smith from ESPN.

So as I'm going to just declare myself to be VP of Football Operations for this podcast, I will entertain a trade. Coley Mick straight up for his position on this podcast for Chris Broussard Ooh That's a past Where does he even work now

I don't know Does he still work at Fox? No Chris I don't want Chris on this show I think that You get very jealous of Big T Yeah wait hold up Yo

So hold on I don't know if we can discuss this publicly If we can't Black it out But can't you still be on a It depends where I end up. That really, that's the long and short of it. If I go to a place that isn't, because we have people like on the dozen,

we have people who don't work for this company, who I would argue work for competitors who compete in that and that's our content. So if they don't view it as a direct competitor, yeah, I can definitely still keep doing this. So this ain't a goodbye to side. You might probably see what happened going to see you in a few. Yeah. Yeah, I like to deliver it like as harshly as possible so people can prepare for the worst.

And then if it's not the worst, under promise over deliver. Right. Yeah. I mean, I think I speak for everybody when I say that we would love to have Coley still be contributing to the show, no matter where you end up. So we'll try to make that happen with the understanding that it might be impossible, depending on how things shake out. But I think we can just, we can just, we can just, you know, we just do it. you know what i used to be like we have a new guest on today's show moly kick yeah yeah the thing about me is i don't have that distinctive a voice so i'm wear a mustache wear a mustache can to play or something

yeah i got to shave every monday it's like playing for the fucking yankees all of a sudden yeah you never know man you never know where you'll end up but yeah no we don't and like being the people would have heard it by now from most people listening will have heard it by now But, like, me and Dave, it was, like, not a contentious conversation at all. It was, like, very civil. He understands, like, all my reasoning and all that. So we'll see what happens. I'm flummoxed by the idea that I'm now on the trading block.

Not something I anticipated in all of this, but I'm super interested to see how it happens. Who is a current member of the sports media that you could get traded for? And you'd be like, you know what? I'm okay with that. I don't know if like if all of a sudden the ESPN was like you know what we've we've kind of had enough of this Stephen A Smith character we need some their highest paid employee yeah I would I would be some adversity over there at ESPN I don't I don't want that contract I'm just going to say it I don't want I don't want to have that on my books he's not even showing up for work all of August because he's got a shoulder injury he's milking that big red flags he's going to ruin our salary cap yeah my medical team has actually taken them off our big board because of their concerns about his rotator cuff. Wow. No deal. Yeah, I don't know. This is a very new concept to me. As of like an hour ago, this is a very new concept to me. I didn't expect them to be like, yeah, go wherever you

want. We'd love that. I didn't expect them to be like, we can we can trade you. I didn't see that coming. Yeah. So who's the host of Undisputed right now? Because I think she wants to leave. I would trade her for Coley, just because, not because I want to get rid of Coley or I want her, but because I want to see Coley moderating the debate between Skip and Shannon Sharp every day. I think that would be fantastic. I feel like I'm terrible in that role. I'd want to argue with both of them. So for me. All right. So Billy just joined us from his undisclosed location that we figured out, but you'll have to listen later on in the episode because we are doing a little bit of time traveling right now. So Billy, you wanted to join to talk to Cole.

about his impending departure? Or not? I just wanted to say, thank you, Coley, for all the guidance. You've given me in the blog world as a head editor. I hope that you'll be successful and have as much success and whatever future endeavors you hold. And I'm going to miss you, and I'm very sad about you leaving. And I hope everything's good with you.

moving forward. I appreciate all that, Billy. Who would you trade me for? Have you been traded? I'm on the block. I'm on the trading block. I popped in late and I just heard like, have you been traded to another company?

Can we do that? It's being discussed. I'm looking forward to like when, when this becomes more standard in the industry, I'm looking forward to the Wikipedia page and it having to cite me as being the first traded to another company like that's that's gonna be fun

and then we get to debate for years and years like who won that trade right right who did you get traded to no one yet I just hit the trading block I guess we're talking through potential deals so last last night at when does it pay four and I check about six

eight whenever it comes out an hour after that because I assume I'll be after Patty that makes sense at least in my mind yeah what if I could trade it for like other UFC prospects. Yeah, or if you get traded. They just make me fight. What if you got traded to an actual team?

Like, what if there's a team social media that like wants Coley and wants you to run their social accounts and also run their online content? What if it's the Nets? What if we traded Coley to the Nets for Kyrie? So Kyrie stops like playing sports and he instead just becomes a full-time stream. streamer podcast. I'm starting point guard for the Brooklyn Nets. Yeah, well, maybe you're on the bench, but you're not, you're just tweeting. So people can like watch you tweet from the bench as the game's going on. I'm Kevin Durant. I like that. Well, it may take a while because the contract states

has to be in the season, but if Kyler doesn't uphold his four hours a week of independent film study and they want to get rid of his deal. Yeah. You want to go play quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals? He could stream for us. He'd love that. I'm, I mean, I'm sure I'll fizzle out in November just like he does. So I can't imagine it'll be much worse for them. Probably do it for half as much. Wait, wait. You're fucking going.

You're going to live tour. Yeah. That's where you're going. You've been talking to Saudis. Me and Charles Barclay were farming the new inside Abu Dhabi. I'd listen to that. Let me know if you need a caddy dog. I got to go catch a bus.

See, boys. Okay. Bye, Billy. Bye, Billy. Love you all. I love you, too. Billy's sentiment, his heart's definitely in the right place on that. I think he said what a lot of us think, which is we're going to miss you on the show.

You've been a great part of it, and we loved having you here. But if there's any possible way that we can keep you on and keep you joining, whether it's on a part-time or full-time, whatever it is, that door is always open. Yeah, I mean, look, that may be part of trade negotiations. Who knows? That's his weird clause. You got to stand on the table for that. You got to be like, listen, this is a, and anything else is a no-go.

I got to stay on the macro, though. It's all very new to me. So there's certainly on the table. I think we can make the rules. We can't. Nothing's off the table. I think all of the rules are made up. Like, this is never happened.

Yeah. So whatever happens is going to set the precedent moving forward. I don't think it's a high chance, but this show does well. Mm-hmm. I think there's a non-zero chance, zero to five. that somebody says, what if they want all of macro? I'm just saying,

I think there's a non-zero chance. Somebody says we want everyone on that show. Well, the guy sitting next to you is part of another equally large show. Some would say larger. It's fair. That may complicate things. That's fair.

It does get murky when you start splitting up like entire shows. If I were to come into this office and I'm doing part of my take Monday, Wednesday, Friday for Barstool. And then I'm doing macrodosing on Tuesday and Thursday for Bleacher Report. It would be tough. It would certainly be tough.

You might just get traded to Joe Rogan, just be his sports guy. That'd be interesting. He'd normally do sports except for UFC, right? No, he doesn't care about any other sport. But he's super passionate about UFC, but he doesn't have a sports vertical. He doesn't. I was proud of that. I think I'm the only football player.

to ever be on his podcast, right? If I were a betting man, I would say that you might be joined by another guy soon. Do you guys, do you know some shit? I mean, I don't even know what you're insinuating, but do you know some shit? I mean, like, Aaron Rogers is going to go on the Joe Rogan show at some point, right?

No question. Yeah, no question. My brain went to such a different thought, but I was like, who's, like, a racist football player. My brain went to AB. Riley Cooper joins Joe Rogan. Right, man. Randy Cooper

I forgot about Riley Cooper Yeah That was wild You were in the league When that happened Mm-hmm That was That was crazy

Shocking We weren't We weren't as polarized As a nation No no no No anytime white people Say nigga It never

I do have a default You're probably racist in me But when I'm proven wrong That's a great day for me I love it That's amazing But default When I read white people

I'm like, you probably got it in you a little bit. Yeah. But you're always pleasantly surprised when you're proven. So like if they, if you hang out with a white guy for 12 hours and he doesn't drop an end bomb, you're like, that was, that was pretty cool. That was all right right right there. He said it to me, one of the times we were in New York, he was like, man, when we first started talking, I thought you were a terrible person.

I was like, thanks. It's not just white people, right? It's like, I think people in general are shitty. Yeah. definitely for Boston though. But like, but like, I think people in general are just shitty people. And then when you set your bar of expectations super low, right? It's like amazing when you find a decent human being.

It's like, oh, dope. You're cool human. But like the majority of people I meet are fucking assholes. So I'm like, far for the course. Let's do a little insider trading here. So Tommy Alter, he is also, I think by name a associate producer on this podcast because he helped set the entire thing up. What if we traded Coley to Tommy for J.J. Reddick?

He's, I mean, you talk about bloated salary. He just got 10 million from Amazon. Really? That's what K. American? Yeah. Yeah. Who did? JJ.

Oh, for the old man in the three? I assume so. I mean, he might be doing something else there. You never know what happens going on. It's facts. It's facts. It could be a way fair type thing where they're trying to move people back and forth. JJ knows how to do that.

that's not fair it's not fair coley that person that was in the trunk of his uber did not belong to him and they called the police immediately i'm not up on this story what is this that's i mean that's one of the funnier stories because obviously i don't think anything bad happened like it was an honest mistake right does anyone get arrested in that so so what happened i'm probably going to butcher this story but some something along the lines of jj and i think his fiancee or wife i'm not sure where in the timeline we are here they were in an Uber and then they heard somebody

was like an SUV I think and they heard somebody in like the way back moving around and so they made the guy pull over he pulled the car over and they're like oh shit there's a like foot back there

there's definitely a human being in the back of this Uber and so they got out and they called the police and then the car drove away I'm pretty sure yeah they were in with they have a body in there

yeah we don't want to use the word body because that implies that it was dead there was a body in there but it was an alive body if they saw if they heard it moving that takes away

the dead implication that damn he was part of an incidental kidnapping and it's like that's why but how do you just like you just randomly

Uber and people would have body them back yeah you got you just got to close out of the maybe they accepted the ride already and they're like

oh shit if I don't pick this up my rating is going to go way down I said this yeah this is this is This will keep me inconspicuous. I'm just doing the job. Well, if the guy in the back had stayed quiet, that's a perfect alibi.

Yeah. I was working. I had people in my car. Yeah, I've got plenty of witnesses. Damn, that's wild. I never heard. If you're going to do that, you have to have a car with a trunk, too. It can't be like the back row of an SUV.

Right. Right. All right. All right. Well, I'm going to cook up some more trade scenarios, Coley. I thought of one more. I don't know who we trade for necessarily, but there's. is a company that has recently gotten into sports

that I think you'd enjoy working at. Oh, boy. Daily Wire is doing some good, decent sports coverage over there. They just had Ron DeSantis on talking about his Yale baseball days. It was a good interview. I'm pretty sure I have them blocked. Mostly for sure. It's a Daily Wire plus.

Can we get a single company that has a streaming service and they don't just tack plus to the end of it like where's the creativity the NFL just did that I know it's it's everyone everyone just adds a plus and what is that what is the NFL plus going to be you can get local and prime time games stream to your tablet you can get um to like home broadcasting the radio call stream to your tablet or to your phone and then it's like film after the fast so step and Jay will have it I'm going to get it I'll be honest I'm going to be that's not actually bad I'm gonna because a lot of times like you know you a gamer in your area you like I don't want to watch the fucking whatever you know what I want to watch the that makes sense well then you also get out of market preseason games which is big because those have always been tough to track down yeah yeah they're on my TV 30 yeah I used to watch those on on Justin dot TV which was the precursor to Twitch and you'd have to click like seven different tiny Xs and all the pop-up ads and you had to do it them in the correct order each time or else you were going to take into like a hungarian

boner pill website yeah that was uh that was a that was a an era for me but coli best of luck hope this isn't goodbye well it's not going to be goodbye no matter what but uh we all work on the internet at the end of the day like we'll see each other tell you what if you subscribe to i'm unfollowing i'm following i'm following and blocking soon as we end this episode please no if you subscribe to macrodosing plus you get coli's parts if you're not on macro dosing plus it's just going to be 60 seconds of silence and you're going to have to fill it in yourself wondering what sort of weird red socks player he's talking about I've done a great job not talking about sports you usually lead me in that direction I'm surprised you haven't

asked me about Kevin Durant yet what about Kevin Durant I'm against it against it fully the human well no I love him to the Celtics trading him to the Celtics I'm against you think your course too valuable I mean I'm a Jalen guy everyone knows that y'all ain't gonna win nothing without another hit you have no idea what else what other moves we've made this offseason I don't but it ain't him the guy we just swept

is there another top 10 player in the world that you guys have traded for this off season are you telling me Kevin Durant will not be an addition no I love getting it's it's We'd have to give up three starters. This was my same argument when Anthony Davis at the training block a few years ago. When you have to get rid of three starters to add a guy, like it's a little more complicated than just like, yeah, Kevin Durant's a top 10 player all time. We'd love to have them, not for the cost.

I don't think it's worth it. What about draft picks? What about five first rounders? If all it took was Al Horford and as many first rounders as legally possible to trade, yeah, I'd be all for it. But that doesn't appear to be what Brooklyn's angling for, which I don't blame them. Would you, what if you got trade to the ringer? But the catch is you had to be Bill Simmons job. So you took over Bill Simmons position at the ringer and we get Bill back.

So he doesn't want to work anyway. He doesn't want to, like, manage people. He wants to show up and do a podcast and that's it. Would you want to manage the ringer? Well, it's Emo Week, PFT. Oh, it is? Yeah. So I don't know if creatively, creatively, I jive with that.

Okay. So what I'm also hearing for is you do not want to be traded for Ryan Rusillo. No, I mean, when you're like when Kevin Durant's asking for these trades, like he was like, yeah, I want to go play with those guys. I'd want to, I'd rather play with Rucillo than Simmons. Yeah. So who are the guys that you want to play with? Again, this whole trade thing. I don't want to.

tamper. I don't know if I'm tampering right now. That's what I mean. I don't know. I mean, we're in the deal zone. We've entered the deal zone for sure. Hot stove. Yeah, it's more or less like what ends up happening. I'm very interested to see how it plays out. I think it's fun. I think it's the funniest way it could possibly happen. Yeah, it is. It's very funny. Like, I hope that you end up someplace that you like and some place that you'll feel like. Yeah, I hope I have some say when you started talking about like you're going to run some team social media. like that doesn't sound fun i was going to ask do you have a no trade clause or can you just can you be dealt anywhere i feel like i have a 10-5 because i've been here as long as i've been so i feel like i

do uh like when when you've been at a place in melb for 10 years you you get that no trade clause so i feel like i i probably have some say okay that's good yeah i was i was pretty much told like go find a deal and we'll try and facilitate it so i feel like i have some control if i have no control. That really sucked. I feel like I would just quit. This is going to be fascinating to watch the shakeout. Yeah. I've truly no, at this moment, uh, I've no idea what's going to happen. Okay. Well, good luck, Coley. I'll tweet about it as if he's just my life and the life of my family, like nothing major. We got to make, we got to make some memes of that trade guy with his hands going like this in the middle. I receive, you receive. Yeah. This made it less sad. This,

because this is funny. That there's a potential trade. trade on the horizon. Yeah. When you said that text and we were like he's coming on, I'm like, shit, I'm kind of sad. But I'm still sad a little, but it's funny. There's love to you. Yeah. Who's someone, if I got traded for him, Big T, you'd be thrilled that I'm gone.

Been Shapiro. Nah. Shapiro on a second in the second round pick. I'm trying to think, I'm genuinely trying to think of somebody that if you got traded for him, like, shit, like, good riddance. Charlie Kirk in a third. No. No, I'm trying, like in sports. I don't know.

I'm going to blog some potential destinations and packages. I would say maybe like wait till Monday. Let's see how it shakes out. He wants to diversify the show. He wants to go with Jason Whitlock in a third. Oh, no. Oh, God. Yeah, Big T.

Actually. No, I wouldn't mind Jason Whitlock. but I wouldn't be happy Colie was gone. It would be an argument. Thank you. No, I would rather have Coley.

We'll take Jason Whitlock, but also throw in Tommy Leran's contract. I was just going to say Tommy Lerrin. Just her contract. Yeah, just a contract. Her show's doing well.

We'll see if we can make it work. She does call her daddy. Listen, the clicks we'd get from that. Yeah. That's what I'm thinking about. Yeah. That would go crazy. All right, Coley. Well, we're going to miss you maybe on the show. Maybe we'll have you on.

Who knows how things are going to shake out? But you guys like rapping? I feel like I'm getting kicked off now. Well, we did do the whole show, but I feel like we should just make this the show now. Well, we got to keep in the parts where Billy is. Yeah, listen. Here's what we're going to do. We'll keep in the good parts of the show. Oh, got it. And then we'll cut out the rest. I'll figure that out. Okay. I trust you. We've been recording for two hours. It wasn't great anyway. Don't worry about it.

Stay tuned. There's a must listen conversation. about which dogs are the most homophobic? That's why I'm going to miss this if I can't continue to do it. Yeah, just tell me what your most racist and most homophobic dog breeds are. I mean, the most racist has to be the German Shepherd. I said that. We talked about that. Collie, that was my take.

Because I know also the cop dogs aren't shepherds. What are they? They're the Malinwa. Yeah, the Malinwa. Yeah, the Malinwa. They forgot about the cop dogs. Cop dogs. That's why I thought y'all were saying.

they were the most racist. Fucking canine unit. It's for sure. I know Arian hates dogs just because they're dogs, but when the dog cat arguments come up online, like the fact that cats aren't cops is a big check in their favor. That's about the only one. No, I agree.

That's the main one. Cats are better than dogs. It's a big check. And I love it. And they got big homies way better. The dogs have no big homies. cats got the best big homies in the planet. The Wolverine get so overlooked in this conversation.

The Wolverine is as good as any big cat. That a cat? That's a dog. What? The wolf. Dogs are wolves. Wolf is the Adam, like if you were to break down the word,

it's wolf. Wait, the Wolverine is not a wolf, though. I'm pretty sure it's canine. I'm pretty sure like it's in canine. I could be. I don't know the taxonomy like that,

but what I do know is the one time, the billy's not fucking. The cats, the cats, big homies are by far the superior breeds than the dogs, big homies. Dogs, big homies are wolves and they, eh, aye, you're talking about lines and tigers. You know how you feel about wolves? It is what it is, bro. You mean to tell me a lion or a tiger, a wolf can get a lion or a tiger? You got to be, you got to be smart.

No, no, no, no, I wouldn't say that. But I do think, it's not even close, though. Male lions do get a lot of, a lot of credit that they don't deserve. I would agree with that. tigers are probably more superior but lions are like dubbed the king of the jungle but they still more beautiful i'd argue who who gave them that uh distinction outside of the lion king like they've done nothing to earn that reputation yeah i really think it might be just the movie where they were they were they viewed like that before lanker i couldn't tell you i if i were to actually

give someone the crown it would for sure be hippos for sure yeah i also don't think that that lions really they don't chill in jungles do they they chill out on the savannah on the prairies It gets pretty complicated, like that whole Savannah versus jungle. Yeah, I mean, when you go to Africa, like that the lands, what is it called, the stratigraphy, yeah, it starts to, it starts to blend, you know. I don't know, though. Jungle is just a hard word. Jungle goes hard. Jungle is hard.

And like, it's probably, okay, so if you all naked and afraid, what's the environment that you least? Like, I'm not going there. Arctic tundra. Okay. Yeah. I didn't think. Well, I wouldn't even consider that one.

Yeah, that'd be bad. But jungle. Yeah, I'm not doing cold. Yeah, but jungle was probably being like, yeah, it's like, everywhere you turn, there's no safe. There's no safety. Yeah, the only place you can chill is up in a tree, but then there are also snakes. And you can also fall out. The flies.

The flies with diseases I can take you out too. Like everything. Everything. It was just tough. Any sort of desert, hot or cold, would be my answer. Like, there's no good desert. There's nothing you could, even if it's not like an animal that's a threat, there's nothing, there's no way to survive.

Yeah. In the desert, it's everywhere around you will kill you. Everything. The air. Right. Right. And like even a warm desert at night, it's like all of a sudden 30 below. Like, there's no one.

Yep. Desert would be bad too. All right. Well, Coley, thank you for joining us. I sad to see you go But I love to watch you leave Let me see that caboose one last time Coley It's I got Hank Hill's ass

Like it's a tough scene back there It's just an ironing board All right man Well take care I'm gonna miss you And send us some trade requests That we can entertain for Coley Because I'm

My ears are open on this one If we're gonna lose a prime free agent Eventually Then I'd like to see a high return on them Yeah I'm either gonna be very insulted or or my ego's never going to be higher. All right.

Will Cain and, uh, what's the best I can do? Oh, I've got one. Um, who's on the jazz now? Mitchell. Yeah, Donovan Mitchell. All right. Coley to the jazz for Donovan Mitch, Mitchell and also the rights to the book of Mormon. It's pretty good.

Was it Babe Ruth traded for a play? Yeah. Yeah. It's a finance one. no no no All right We'll We'll listen

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It's good that you're in a McDonald's. is recording this episode. I think that's funny. But just... It's European McDonald's, by the way. All right. So, Billy, this is very important. Oh, look at that cup. That's a cool cup. What's on the menu in the European McDonald's?

Okay, so they have everything, but it's better. They have, like, a McChicken with real chicken. They have a crook masseur, which is like fancy grilled cheese. I probably look totally disheveled right now I've been traveling all day you know a sweaty bus with no acee But What else is there

They have filetofish different fish meals Different desserts Let me go to grab a Get something weird I want to see it's some weird Do they have Royale cheese Let me go order something Let me go order something else right

I just lost Yeah That's gonna be good I wonder where it is right now Where in the world is B'Boole football All right, let me tell you It's on French

You're in gay Paris No Right Are you in Nice There's many countries that speak French Are you in Nice? No Nope

Belgium Okay No I got to tell you guys About these caves I got to tell you about these caves I would say A signature

So they have Arian welcome Billy is in a McDonald's in an undisclosed European vacation Tell us about the different menu They have a veggie avocado burger They have a triple cheeseburger

They have a They have a triple cheeseburger Yeah they have a Chabata stuff You Billy Get a triple Cheeseburger

Okay You can expense it I'm expensive I'm expensive Yeah he was waiting for you to say something Yeah Poisson

Do they have chicken Selects They have crook McDoo What's that It's like a crock monsieur Can you get a crook is like fancy.

Monsieur, with poissons. Ask for a crook, monsieur, with poisson, if you please. Okay, so the fish, so fish, oh shit. Modify.

Ham, it's just ham, cheese, and fun. Okay, then get a fish. Get a fish on the side, a side fish.

And then the triple cheeseburger, then make them into one. one giant sandwich. Okay. Oh, that needs the quoth. I'm sure. Okay,

so I'm going to get the mixed fish. Yeah. And then I'm going to get the crockmudeau. And then I'm going to get the triple cheeseburger bacon. Um, what else they had? Like, the desserts,

they have donuts. Aaron, I think you're at. Where are you at, bro? What is, what is this? What are we?

Uh, I'm, I'm in a four-way. They have macaroons. I think I accidentally had one. Arrian wasn't here yesterday, so he's very confused. Billy's reading the menu of a McDonald's in Belgium, probably. It's not Belgium.

Luxembourg. Nope. Monaco. I'm hitting the micro-states. Yeah, you're in Monaco. No, I'm not. That would be way too expensive. Why is your location

Why are you hiding your location? They have Because I want people to find me All right so wait, Billy just said that he's hitting all the microscates So he already hit Andorra So the other I'm looking on a map The other microstates would be

Monaco Hey bro mute when you're not talking though I want to hear all these workers And interference in the background Because no one knows Either Monaco, Luxembourg, Lichtenstein is another micro-state. That's where it is. Are you in Lichtenstein?

Yeah, Billy says yes, he's in Lichtenstein. We found him, guys. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. Yeah, Aryan doesn't know the whole backstory of why Billy's not. So part of my take decided to take the week off and we recorded some stuff in advance so we still have episodes coming out. But Billy also decided that meant that he was going to leave the country, which is fine. He can take a vacation.

I just didn't know that he was going to be taking vacation this week. But I didn't. I stayed here. But Billy did. But that's fine. Like you have unlimited time off. I actually saw a threat on Twitter the other day that said unlimited PTO is a scam. It is.

It makes a lot of sense. It is. It makes you scared to take it. Yeah, you're scared to take it. They deny you PTO. And they're like, oh, you know, we got a big push coming out. We can't really do that now. And then if you leave that job, you don't get paid for the PTO that you didn't use because it's unlimited.

Whereas most places, if they say, I don't know, 10 PTO days a year, 15, whatever it is, they have to pay you for those days that you don't use. I didn't know that. Yeah, but when it's unlimited PTO, they don't. Shit. Yeah, we need more workplace regulation, right, Big T? Maybe. The labor board needs to step in on behalf of Big T. But then you're also limited to how many.

days you have, right? Yeah, but then, like, you're like, okay, I'm using five of my 10 days. I'm taking them. See you in a week. What if you want 20 days? They highly discourage you. They have ways of being like, well, I'm using they in like a big global sense here. But if you have, let's say you have 15 days that you get and it's written into your

contract, they have to give you those days or they have to pay you for them. And if you do an unlimited PTO place, you're way less likely to actually take 15 days with a vacation. Nobody ever uses the unlimited PTO days because when people do use them, then your bosses are like, wow, you're taking a lot of time off work. Now, in fairness to where we work as opposed to most of these places, we get a good Christmas break. We get 4th of July the whole week off.

So that's that's two weeks. You get three days for Thanksgiving. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what our strict policy is here. I think it's basically like to get your work done. if the office is closed that's when it's fair game to take vacation yes yeah like we have unlimited PTO we do yeah but we're on a contract by contract basis that's taken to account negotiations yeah also I think the the culture here is basically like if you are doing a good job

and get all your work done then you can get away with a lot you can you can you can take as many days off as you want as long as you're creating content and like for people like Avery and I who are behind the scenes like we can do a lot of our work from not in this office too. Oh, and so can you guys. Speaking of content creation, I went out with the king of content last night. Oh my God. Me and Mincy.

He came over by our desk. He was talking to Blatman. He's like, what a night. He's like, I can't believe it. He's like, I'm tired, but I'm pulling through. Yeah. Yeah. Mincy was in rare form last night.

he is a absolute savant when it comes to calling out what song is being played within the first half second of the song being played like there you know those games that you can play like hurdle on your phone where you play the start of a song you identify it with mincy and fish not fish widespread panic songs it's the first half second he'll lean over and just tell me in my ear what song you're playing it's incredible five nights in a row he'd have to know the set list that's where you'd be wrong big t because panic doesn't play the same set list, two nights. So they hardly ever repeat songs.

So you can go seem like 10 times. And of those 10 concerts, there will be, I don't know, three or four times that they play the same song. So they've got a deep catalog. But they are very talented. I've never been into jam bands, really. But their guitar player is amazing. One of the best guitarists I've ever seen live.

Aaron, you ever listen to any jam bands? probably I didn't know they were what is it jam band like fish uh you're gonna be more than that so just really long songs with a bunch of solos that keep trading off over and over and over again

yeah I've heard that yeah that's what this band was like and they're they're incredible but we're glad to have you back hope everything's going well and uh wanted to yeah it's all good it's all good man

pops got the pneumonia you. Oh, that sucks. Yeah, that shit's scary when you're older. Yeah. So he's all right now? Yeah, he's better. He's recovering. He's still having trouble breathing, but he'll be all right, man. No one will bounce back. Okay. All right. Well, we're thinking about you and hope he's doing well. I don't get no prayers. You got prayers? Big tea. I told you you got prayers. Appreciate that. I appreciate that. I appreciate the prayers. I'm giving you thoughts. I'll take both. We got it all covered. covers. So, so Billy is trying to join back on right now. I guess before Billy gets on the big news that came out yesterday, at least in that Waffle House Wi-Fi right now. Yeah, he's in McDonnell.

Mac McDonald's. McDowell's. So Billy, how's Lichtenstein? It's actually pretty crazy. I was walking around trying to ask people where the McDonald's was and they, because I knew McDonald's has Wi-Fi that you can use. And they were all just like, oh, American looking for McDonald's. Yeah. You're hitting all the stereotypes, man. Yeah. Yeah. It's like if a French person came over here, it was like,

where it was like, where is the bicyclette? Where is the bicyclette and the baguette? Do you speak French? I would drink coffee and ale and bicyclet and cigarettes. I, I, I, I, say, I, say, I'd say, uh, I would say McDonald's. The hell's going on. All right. So, Billy speaks French and Russian better than he speaks English.

He could be totally just making this up right now. I'd have no clue. No, he's saying, it's Billy. Do you speak French? Yeah, in a petit per. Why? Pocua pa. Assuming that was why not from the inflection.

We. Are you going to, why did you learn to speak French? Did you go there or something? No, we, we. I go to France two or three times. I don't know. My French is very limited. Grontie is a stupido.

Pretty sure that's Spanish. No, it's granti les incompetent. I don't know. I just remember that line from home alone. Yeah. Kevin, you're what the French call les a competento. It shows the homelong one, I believe Hang on, I got to look up

What, that was the original Billy mute when you're not talking You have, there you go So, Aaron, I don't know if you saw Kyler Murray got a big contract extension last week 166 million guaranteed Over 200 million is like the junk version of the contract But it's essentially guaranteed for 166 million

But there's language that they found in his contract yesterday That said that he has to, he has to study film on his own for four hours a week. And it doesn't count if he's playing video games or if he's watching TV while he's studying. You can't have a second screen. Also, I am not less incompetence. Okay, I looked up what that means.

But I've never heard of a contract like that. It seems pretty insulting, actually, to put that in the contract. So we had a group chat with a couple boys I used to play with, and they brought it up and was looking at it. And I think there's little shit like, that in everybody's contract like but it's like specific to that person so what they're basically saying is you don't be watching film like that and so for them to contractually obligate you to do that that means you're you don't watch film and as a quarterback that's not a good sign then

type of catch usually flush out but he's like talented so he's he's getting by but for them to put it in your contract it's not a good sign you don't want that reputation i have two questions number one how is that enforced and number two four hours he could knock that out Monday and play video games the rest of the week yeah no it's a low bar but um it it i don't think it can't necessarily be enforced as far as like they can't see if you have another screen on they the cia but they have when they dish out i they give everybody ipads now instead of playbooks right and so they give you iPad and the film that you watch you can see how much film you've watched i mean and honestly you can just let that shit run so it's like huddle you can see how much

has done. That's what I figured. Yeah. But I mean, it's the corny. Like, so like, that's not cool, right? Like, you don't want the reputation on the team. It's like, like, bro, watch film. Like, what is you doing? You know what I mean? Like, you don't, you don't want to skip out on watching film. Like, that's how you get an edge. Like, especially as a quarterback, like, you have to know these kind of things. And so it's like not, I don't know. It's not very, I sound old, but it's not like becoming of a quarterback. Like, you don't want that. watch film. It's not even, it's not even hard. Just look at it. Yeah, it's crazy. Like, four hours is

such an insultingly low amount of time, too, to put in the contract. That's so... Especially if you can pay that much, bro. Like, this is your job. Four hours a week. It's ridiculous. Like, I don't know. It must be a problem because they definitely wouldn't have a clue. I've heard people having stuff in their contract saying you're not allowed to play basketball. You can't do, like, pick up sports just to minimize maybe, you know, the occurrence of injury. But, yeah, watching film for four hours a week minimum. And then somebody definitely, like, leaked that to someone. I don't know if it was the team that put that out there.

Somebody leaked the contract. And the team, if they put it out there, that doesn't really make them look that good either because... Yeah, I don't think it was a team doesn't make any sense for them to do it. But who else would it be? It wouldn't be Kyler, right? I mean, they had the screenshot of the contract, too. I mean, there's probably somebody, some middleman who maybe not. affiliated really either. It does make

the team look kind of like, why did you just sign this guy to a $230 million contract if you don't even trust him to watch film? But it makes him look infinitely worse. Yeah, it does. Billy, we should insert something like that to your contract. Quick question,

Aaron. Quick question about that. Have you ever heard of anyone using like a tutor for film? Because I feel like that would be such an easy fix just to get a tutor to like run through the them like and like help them out with analyzing it like doesn't that make a little more sense than having just a quarterback watch that's that's what a coach is it's they they when we're working out

or we're doing what we're doing they're upstairs meeting and then we go home they are upstairs watching film breaking down game film putting together game plans and dissecting like when you have like when you when you when you in the league for a while you realize like every coach comes from a coaching tree and so they have like basically the skeleton template of of what they're going to or what they're trying to do and so whether it's you know they try to set up a triangle or they're going to run this is it a west coast is it running like depending on what kind of coaching tree you come from and so if every coach is delegated like their position group and so your position group coach can tell you how to break down and dissect film and what to look for if you don't

already know at that time at that level higher level players should already know how to break down film with you know the exceptions of like understanding coaching trees and stuff like that but once you're in the league for a little bit like you know how to you know what you're looking for but he should as a college quarterback you should know and understand defense is coming into the league and then as an NFL quarterback year two year three you should be able to break film with your OC and be able to delegate that shit to your guys and go over game plans with him. So what Billy's asking about is like a tutor, somebody that is good enough at breaking down film that's been in the league that understands that you're looking for like a contractor

who could be a quarterback coach but currently doesn't have a job as a quarterback coach? I mean some of those guys like yeah. So you like you have like what are in college they're called GA's what are they called and if I forget but they're dudes who are trying to get on as coaches and like a matter of fact what's his name? Who's the

head coach for Green Bay? Lafleur. Now LaFleur. He was one with the Texans a long time ago he was like an assistant so he would like get other coaches coffee and like do all that type of shit and he would like run the scout team. He would run the scout team so he would hold up cards and tell the scout team

what play would run. Like so those kind of guys like assistance like they are basically up and coming and learning the systems and stuff like that they'll break down film and do it but not necessarily with the starters but like with the backups and stuff like that i think that what billy's learned after his month-long suspension from part of my take and macro dosing is that he he needs to be on a schedule you even wrote that right you even wrote like you're a creature habit that's how your brain works you need to have a schedule that you hold yourself accountable to i think maybe you and kailer he worked together maybe billy you could be kyle

film assistant. Did he write an apology letter? He did, yeah. He wrote an open letter to himself. Why is this, why is this not leaked? If Kyler Murray, she just leaked, this got to be leaked, you know? No, it was. It was, it was leaked.

It was published. Oh, it was. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Bill, he leaked it himself onto the blog. No, but, uh, oh, you did it yourself. If I was Kyle Murray. That's a real, I published it. Yeah, that you did yourself.

It's a real give a teacher an Apple moment. No, it's not. It's me. trying to sort of go back, go to the drawing board, figure out where it went wrong, and, you know, figure out what I got to do. Billy, you should account. That's accountability. Billy, you should make, you should make a schedule for Kyler being like, here's what I've learned. Here's what I've learned through some of the mistakes that I've made. You guys are about the same age.

You're going through the exact same thing together. You love playing video games. You like doing a lot of, you have a lot of outside interest besides your job, which is fine. But I think maybe you should write up a schedule that both you and Kyler, can start to work on together and you can hold each other accountable for that. What do you think? If I was Kyler, I would put an hour Monday through Thursday where I'd get that film study done, but I do it with somebody walking me through and keeping me focused.

And like, because when something I found in college is that it's a lot of film study by yourself, if like, and sometimes you're watching and you don't even know what to look for. Like you think you do, but at the end of the day, you miss a lot is just being alone. if you had like a tutor or a grad assistant who you like hit up and just like bothered about it to like come meet with you for an hour and just walk you through I feel like that would be a huge solution in getting better what we used to I mean that is a good point what we used to do is we used to like order some food and then like after practice or after meetings that day all the runnerbacks would meet up and we would watch the the next team game film we would watch like three

or four games and kind of just go over and see what we see a lot of it's shit talking and stuff like that but like you pick up some good stuff that you might not see tendencies stuff like that or how about this can we have like a happy medium in this can what if what if kiler streams himself on twitch watching film is he allowed to do that i don't think so can that would make everybody happy right like you get i would want to watch that i'd want to see what he's breaking down i'd want to See, like, I mean, technically the game film's already out there. And I don't, you, you can't, you shouldn't watch practice film on stream. But I mean, if you're just watching the other team's game film, I mean, that's already out there.

Yeah. That, see, to me, if Kyler really wants, if he's serious about growing his Twitch channel, which it seems like he is, he obviously cares very deeply about that. This is a great opportunity that you have right now, Kyler. Just stream yourself, breaking down game film, watching it every week. You don't even have to really talk that much. Just let us watch. you watching it and then also maybe bring Billy in to help you with the accountability aspect of things. Bill, I really do think that you should blog or you should write something, some advice

to Kyler Murray about how to manage your time. Kyler, if you're listening, I would call you every day at a certain time to make sure you're watching film and stay on FaceTime and keep you on task. I would do that. Well, Billy, you can't do that because he can't be on a screen. He can't be on another screen while you're doing it. I'd call him on the phone. Okay. Get a landline. I'd have a special burner, you know, a burner phone, like little, like actual flip phone that I'd call him on and make sure he was studying film. Yeah. Again, you should write this. You should write this out. I will blog at 100%. Yeah. Give him a schedule. Give him a plan and make it like Billy's advice on how to be responsible with time management and not get distracted by outside interest for Kyler Murray. I didn't see this yesterday, but apparently in a 2021 interview with the New York Times, he said, I think I was blessed with the cognitive skills to just go out there and see it before it happens. I'm not one of those guys that's going to sit there and kill myself watching film.

I don't sit there for 24 hours and break down this team and that team and watch every game because in my head I see so much. That's, that's somewhat fair, but I also think that there's definitely, like Brett Farv. Brett Farv didn't really watch film. that's years and years of experience so it's like like i said when you remember when um tony romo first came out uh and he started commenting and like that first year he knew he called like almost every play that they was going to do that's because like when you like when you understand coaching trees and what the defense is trying to do you have like a handful of things that will work against that and so you you doubt

that up. And so, like, Brett Farther, after you see it for so long, like, you don't really need to watch film. Like, you didn't know who you're playing, maybe a couple of defenders or what they're doing. But, like, Kyla Murray, like, maybe he's Rayman. But I mean, I think he's just a young dude who can make some players with his legs. But that shit stops when that shit stops. At least he's not Jamarcus Russell. You remember that story? Yeah. When they sent blank tapes. And he said he watched Blitz packages. We're having no more to Markis Russell Slander after here he's the article. There we are.

There we are. Wait, why? I seen his interview on the pivot. Nah, dog. I was with him. I was with him. I was with him. I hope he's getting it.

You still out here blaming everybody else. You can, like, you can admit that you made mistakes and, like, it can still be ridiculous and funny that they send him Blake DVDs, and he said, yeah, I loved all the plays. No, I'm saying. Oh, no, I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you.

Yeah, no. Jamarcus motherfucking Russell, right? Isn't that what he said? Probably. Jamarcus Russell is a success story. He is not a failure. That's true. I agree with two things can be true, but my boy, line his ass off.

My man said, my man said, he used to drink codeine for pain medicine. Boy, if you don't get your ass out of here. He was just getting loaded. Stop it. That's the kind of accountability I was looking for. Like, just be honest, though. Well, you're almost 40 now, man. It is what it is.

You'd like to sit. I'd say that as far as life goes, he's a success story, overwhelming success story. Sure. As far as his potential goes in terms of just being a professional athlete, I'd say would not be considered it. Well, he dropped the ball in that aspect. He didn't have his potential, and that is what it is. But, hey, man, he ain't got to work no more.

Yeah. That's true. All right, what do we want to get into today? There's one thing I wanted to one new story that I saw. That's more than I want to talk about. Oil prices. So we love talking about that, don't we? The oil companies, they made record profits this quarter.

The big three, like record profits. So, yeah, price of gas is up. The people that are saying that, like, it's not the oil companies that are doing it to, it's not totally their fault, but they literally made record profits this quarter. Never been done before. Never been seen. And that's Chevro. Exxon, Shell, BP, and total energies.

Just massive. That pisses me off. Profits. Profits. Profits, not revenue. Profit with a P. Profit. Okay.

Because I know what you're thinking, Billy. You're thinking, oh, well, yeah, they're getting more money because of the cost of gas, but also they're spending money. Right, right. I just wanted to make sure that you're checking it was profits. Profit with a P. Profit. So that pisses me off. That pissed me off.

What was the, what was the, but what was the, what was the, but what was the, cost to profit ratio was it the highest cost to profit ratio ever because the ratio is like more valid than the actual number for oil companies right now I'm literally explaining

economics of revenue profit and overall like for example what was the cost to profit ratio if that's been the highest of all time I'm not simping I'm not simping I'm not simping

And that's the biggest mindfuck of what I've ever seen about people who sent for like GOP and these big businesses is like they continually fuck average Americans and they had continually bamboozled y'all thinking that they're the victims. So in 2013, that was the last time that crude topped $100 a barrel. They're spending in 2013. So their cost that they're expending themselves. was twice as high as it is now. So their spending has been cut in half since the last time we saw these high prices and their profits are record.

So I don't know what the exact cost of profit ratio is, but that tells you right there that they are making their own cutbacks and making a shitload of money. There's so many variables that go into it. So I would have to do a deep dive to really, But like, it's obvious that the owners of these companies are fucking American people or just people in general.

But it's always been the case, though. So we should do, we should do a big oil episode of macrodosing. I'm down with that, actually, because I would like to do more research on it. The history of oil? Yeah. Got to be some weird stuff. Some weird stuff on that one. So what else do we want to get into today?

You see the White House changing what the word recession means? I didn't see that Oh, just like vaccines All right First of all That was Marion Webster And Merriam Webster is a fucking Like online dictionary

So who gives a shit Secondly I actually read after Billy told me that I read what they changed it to It wasn't a big change at all They changed immunity To immune generated response Which is

Pretty much the same thing Like it's just describing A different mechanism So but Billy Billy freaked out Because he's on You freaked out, you saw a tweet. Immunity is supposed to mean you're immune that you can't get it.

Immune response means that it, you probably, you might get it. There's just like the difference between being inoculated and not. Okay. So if you're, if you have immunity, something means you're 100% immune to it, which is not the case for any vaccine ever. Not true. A hundred percent. Wait, what is the, what is the disagreement? Did we get rid of Paul?

in America? Yes. We did. Do you know how those types of things work when it comes to herd immunity? And when it comes with a real vaccine. All right. All right. We're not getting into this whole discussion yesterday. We did that we had we had a long talk about this. But the White House did change the definition of recession. Was that the White House? Because I think that. Whitehouse.gov. Okay. Where was that? Whitehouse.gov. Because I saw, do you want to read from it? Yeah, yeah. I'd like to. Because I saw another Wikipedia edit's thing because it got changed a couple days ago by somebody in Congress. No, no, no. This is from the Biden White House. What is a recession? While some maintain the two consecutive quarters of falling real GDP constitutes a recession,

that's what the definition has always been forever. That is neither the official definition nor the way economists evaluate the state of the business cycle. Instead, both official determinations of recessions and economists assessment of economic activity are based on a holistic look at the data, including labor markets, consumer business spending, industrial production, and incomes. Based on these data, it is unlikely. that the decline in GDP in the first quarter of this year, even if it is followed by another GDP decline in the second quarter, which is about to be announced, I believe tomorrow, indicates a recession. So they know that the numbers coming out tomorrow are going to

officially say we're in a recession. So they just changed the definition so that we're not. Okay. So the actual definition of recession is not two quarters of decline. Well, the White House just said that that's what it was until we changed it. But it's not. But it's not. The actual definition, it's a recession. There's a group, a little group in Cambridge from the Bureau of Economic Research that they are officially charged with declaring whether or not there's a recession or not. So it's a small group of people that does take into account all those factors. That's literally where the- Then why would the White House feel the need to say that? Because somebody in Congress or somebody on Capitol Hill changed the

definition of a recession on Wikipedia a couple days ago to just have it be like two quarters of declining growth. You think the White House is concerned with what people are saying on Wikipedia? Well, it went very viral, yeah. It was like a big thing. But I mean, that we're at the end of the day. Yes, anyway.

Have you seen some of these hearings, bro? They're really pulling off fucking... I mean, if you Google the definition of recession, it says a period of temporary economic decline during which... Trust in Google now. Trade and industrial activity or reduced generally identified by a fallen GDP

in two successive quarters. Guys, what? I'm literally looking at a guy who's walking around with the back at right now. Fuck, yeah. Inside McDonald's, he went B-Y-O-B. Yeah. Oh, that's so cool. That's awesome.

Is he, wait, is he going to eat in the restaurant? I don't know where the hell he got the baguette, but he just walked in with a baguette. I love it. I love it when those little, like, tiny stereotypes end up being true. This guys got a straight-up baguette. Also, I know we're shitting on America right now, but I tried to get a refill, and I realized there's no free refills here. So, I mean, that's what America's got. So it's kind of bullshit. Can't get a free refill, but that's just me. All right, back to the conversation.

That is, that is bullshit. You can't even do the thing where you, you order a water and then fill it up with Sprite. No access to the soda fountains. No freedom. I bet they don't even have Baja blast over there. Absolutely not. It's fucked up. I would never go there. Never go to look inside. But, Big T, the point I was trying to make is that there are definitely many factors. that go into whether or not something's a recession. And at the end of the day, it's a label that you put on something. All the statistics that go underneath that are going to be true no matter what you call it. I think that's more to my point.

Okay. Like the economies and shambles, they're trying everything to say, well, it's not really. I just think that at the end of the day, the label doesn't matter what you call it. I agree. But, yeah, gas prices, oil companies, everyone's getting fucked left and right. Do you see Russia's leaving the international space station in 24? They're building their own. Okay, really.

So they can't invent a tank that can drive through the mud in Ukraine, but they're going to design their entire private space station. You know what? I bet the space station is going to kick ass. The Russian space station? Yeah. If they design it just for like the oligarchs to go chill on, it's going to make that live plane look like a.

a Ford Pinto. It's going to be sick. Imagine being trapped in space in close corners with like two Russians. Like, because that's what's happening. Like you have everybody in the international space station and there's, I think there's like two Russian astronauts up there right now. And it's just probably so awkward.

Yeah. So sorry. Sorry, guys. Our bad. I, yeah, I would want to party on the Russian space station. They're probably going to fuck it up

It might not even get into orbit But if it does That's what we need in the sky man Like space is Space is the domain of the nerd right now And we need We need to have like a cool fun Like a Las Vegas of outer space

That we can go to We also need space wars We need wars fought in space No we do not No we do not April hell you know No We want you want Star Wars

That's the worst I did You may have ever had No hell yeah That is it I want space stations to be admiring weapons at each other. Leave our stupid earth bullshit on earth, man. We're dumb here. Let's keep it here.

We're going to go outside and embarrass themselves. Nope. You know what happens when one of the spaceships gets shot down? Avery, you know where those ships are going? Where are they going, Billy? Crashing into Earth. So it's not like... That's not necessarily true.

Well, if we're fighting. If we're fighting at the level of the international space station, they're going crashing straight down to Earth once they get knocked out of orbit. Depends on where they're fought. I do agree with it. That's the stupidest idea in the world. I agree with the Aryan. I think it's good movies. I don't want a space war.

I don't want space war at all. I want them to build like the coolest Margaritaville ever. That's what Jimmy Buffett should do. Margaritville Space Station. Who says no? God, we just have fucked this entire thing up, bro. If you really think about it, we fuck this up, this whole human project thing. We fucked it up.

Like, we just were fucking it up. Like, from an outsider's perspective, like, imagine an alien civilization just coming down, checking out what's going on. And then we're just like infighting with each other over like shit in the ground and shit above the ground. They're like, what are you all doing? Like, and they just dip because like, yo, they're crazy. This is stupid. We fuck this thing up.

They're afraid. All they do is just they kill each other because they have old dinosaur bones that turn into liquid that they really like. My favorite is explaining to the aliens, not about the stuff they're fighting about in the ground or above the ground, but what may be in the sky, that they don't know if it's real or not in the sky. God? Yeah. Like, yeah, we fight about this thing that might be real. But we have no tangible evidence. What do you think has gotten more people killed? I'm going to give you three options.

First, God. Second, oil. Third, salt. God. Fourth, a really hot chick. Wait, now are we attributing the killings of God to all human beings? Because he would technically be responsible for that. No, no, I'm talking about what.

They're saying, like, religious wars. Yeah. Oh, I would go with Saltman. I'm going to say hot chick. No. Hot chick? Yeah. I mean, the Battle of Troy.

Yeah. If you look back at it, wasn't the Battle of Troy, like, they kidnapped Helen, right? And Helen had the face that could launch a thousand ships. And so she was so hot that the entire country went to war to get her back. Yeah, but that was number one, fictional. to think about the if we're counting like all monotheistic religions as God or all religions in general like almost every war has had a religious aspect in especially in empire expansion that it was usually done under the guise of a religious ideology so like if you look

at the expansion of the Muslim caliphates in the 13th century let's go Billy as well as as well as, I mean, all the crusades, all of the expansion of the Holy Roman Empire, the Hindu Empire's conquest, even the Hun, I'm trying to think of the last empire. The empire that's currently the remnants of China, the Chin dynasty was also under, I want to say Taoism. But then the Mongols were the Mongols were the only ones. I think it's God. The Mongols were the only ones that didn't have a religious element to their conquest. Oh, no, but technically the Mongols thought that Genghis Khan was God. Salt.

It's salt. Why is it salt? Yeah, what's salt? Okay. It's one of the leading causes of heart disease. Okay. All right. I didn't think about that.

Heart disease claims 17 million lives annually, globally, right? And if you keep going back, our diet is only got. better, like, and it's been shit for how many decades, right? And so you think about all the times back in the day when, when, when, um, uh, life expectancy was like 40, right? You just died a bunch of heart attacks and shit like that. Bro, by far so. Like all these, all these, all these, all these events you're naming killed like one million people, three million people, seven million people. Like that shit doesn't equate to every year we're going to lose almost 20 million years, 20 million people a year. It's hard to do. Yeah, I wasn't even take into account on this

one the wars. That's what I originally brought up was like the salt war. People used to fight wars over salt so they could preserve their food so they could season their food because it was just blanded shit back in the day. So adding that to the heart disease, I think salt. Damn. White people used to fight for seasoning. Yeah. Times of change. can you imagine being the first white person to try salt do you think they loved it or hated it they hated that shit they they know this everyone was salting the swedes were salting everything it's a joke billy we know no no but i'm saying like salt wouldn't be the first one like

first one to to taste like cinnamon or like tumor or what's the really popular one in the ancient like the silk road was like founded by paprika yes paprika like think about how nuts like the first got to taste paprika was yeah i would say like the first person to try a hot pepper must freak the fuck out do you think they died they but no they just probably thought that they were having an allergic reaction they probably thought that the pepper was attacking them yeah that would be interesting just like also you're mouth on fire you have no idea why like you think the first person to eat a habanero pepper didn't just pass out dead they probably thought they were dying yeah have you have you guys ever seen the meme of like if you went back in time and gave like an old

like a pilgrim like a doritos locos like hot taco chip and they like die would just die instantly they're not ready for all that flavor I've seen that meme Aaron was saying something about like aliens like giving up on us I think they would have gave up on us if they saw Skip Bayliss's top 10 NBA all-time players. You see that? You see who's number nine? No. LeBron. Number nine? I love it. I love it. I love you, Skip. Brond, this is just weird to me. Well, I mean, he's an act. He's not, though. He is. He's not. He went to Vanderbilt. He's very smart. Yes, I know that. But he's also insane. All right. So here's Skip's not. That's not a prerequisite for being smart.

Generally, most people that go to Vanderbilt are pretty smart. Maybe I'll give you that, but I know a lot of dumb people that I want to do that. Wasn't like Tim Duncan. I'm sure there are. All right, here's Skip's Top 10. Number one, Michael Jordan. Number two, Magic Johnson. Number three, Shaq.

Number four, Kareem. Number five, Tim Duncan. Number six, Bill Russell. Number seven, Kobe. Number eight, Larry Bird. Number nine, LeBron. Ten, wilt. That's not a bad time again, though.

Honestly. Low key real quick. I'm getting kicked out of this McDonald's because they have a no vagrancy policy. And I've been here for almost an hour now. And they just told me that I have to leave. Well, did you order enough? Did you order all those foods that we told you to? No, because I'm on a budget and I don't have enough of euros.

That's so. So you're just sitting in a random McDonald's using a Wi-Fi? Yeah. I bought something an hour ago. Go home, Billy. No, I don't have a home. I'm in a foreign land. My home is a bus tonight.

What are you doing, bro? You're the most odd human I've ever seen. He's really strange. And also, he just, he can't help but lie. It's like, really can't afford 10 euros to pay for a meal. When you're not talking, there's some random French girl yelling to my ear. Billy, I will Vimmo you for your meal so that you can stay on this podcast. But I have to, I have to translate into euros.

Okay, that sounds like a you problem 10 bucks Billy, I don't have 10 bucks to buy a fish sandwich and Lichtenstein Give me a fucking break Billy No, no, I didn't have enough money To buy all four of them McDonald's is expensive here

Just buy one thing Okay, I know I'm going to I'm going to buy one more thing So I don't get hit with the vagrant policy I hope Billy gets arrested in Lichtenstein For violating It'd be good for the podcast Yeah, it would be great for violating

You'd be the Britney grinder of macrodosing. I'm kind of in trouble in Copenhagen, but that's a different story. Yeah, it sounds like a different story. Wait, now I want to hear the different story. They have a, so basically you can take the subway on the trust system, on the honor system, and they're just like, don't check your tickets on the honor system. So they just put it in your hands to go buy a ticket, get on the subway. No one checks it.

But the only place they check it is if you're going to the airport and I got caught without a ticket and I have an outstanding fine. That's been about, I don't know if I can pay it. But it's like serious Scandinavian socialism. Wait, all right. So how is that Scandinavian socialism? I'm trying to figure it out. Billy didn't buy a ticket that he was supposed to buy, got caught in its socialism's fault. No, it's not socialism's fault.

It's their whole process of the subway being built on a trust system on social credit. That's the crazy part to me. It's not social credit. It's just the honor system. Sometimes they don't check the tickets. This isn't like an emperor monitoring like how many retweets you get and then determining whether or not you're allowed to live in a decent. an apartment building, this is Billy just being a dickhead and not paying

for something that he was doing. Sounds like New Jersey transit to me. No, what I was saying. Sometimes they don't come and check. No, I'm saying the trust system as in the trust system is like since they're such a homogenous nation, they just don't think anyone would ever, never pay. I

think it's just kind of like, please don't be a dickhead. It's the policy, they're going to have to change this entire policy because of Billy. You ruined it for the entire country. sorry you're the reason communism doesn't work billy people like you well that's not true taking advantage of situations and he has like a he has like every time he talks on the on the zoom call says William Carter's bandwidth is low that's a funny screenshot to take

though it is have you ordered food yet so you can stay there I have till 730 Okay. All right. Well, Godspeed, Billy. I hope. No, fucking. I hope you get arrested. That'd be so funny. Not bailing you out. You're going to have to call in. You're going to have to call in from prison. And it's going to be like an episode of serial. You have a collect call from an inmate at the correctional facility and wherever the fuck, the capital of Lichtenstein is. He's bus hopping in Lichtenstein. I do like the idea of visiting the micro states. There are a lot of weird micro states that are countries, but not. Not really countries over in Europe. Is there a reason you're there? Or is you just like on some like, I'm going to travel and see what I can see? I saw an opportunity.

I found a cheap flight, transatlantic flight. And then once you get there, just like budget it out. And it's all working out as of now. I have until Saturday. You have until 7.30, it sounds like. So I hope you make some good choices. I would like to apologize to the listeners for. the audio right now and the connectivity we were filmed we're recording this on a tuesday not a

wednesday's usual so when i originally booked when i'd have a place to stay with wifi i had wednesday down and not tuesday so just wanted to yeah it's your fault my fault yeah correct um i'd a quick thing i want to run by you guys because i need some advice tomorrow on wednesday i'm going out i stink at golf i never play golf but i'm going to go out and play around i'm playing it's going to be me, Jeff D. Lowe, Hank, and Jake. And so I think it's me and Jeff against Hank and Jake. And we need to figure out something good to bet on it, like what the loser has to do for the winner. My idea was that the loser has to buy one of those skywriting planes that you see that fly above the beach dragging a banner being like Hank and Jake stink at golf, Jeff and PFT kicked

or butt or something like that, that they have to fly up and down the Jersey Shore for a full afternoon. Are you going to be in the Jersey Shore playing golf? Yes. Okay. So we can make it like Jersey Shore repeated. It can be. I just need something good to bet on it.

They need to like ride on the slingshot together, like tandem. You know the thing that, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. That ride where you're like you're laying back and it just shoots you up. Yeah. Because I'm assuming one of them's probably terrified of that. And you. And you.

Yeah. And me. Oh, yeah. Actually, no, I don't want to bet that because I don't want to have to do it. Good call, my dog. You would be afraid of that. Yeah. So we want to do it where you wouldn't mind as much.

Yeah, yeah, I want to engineer the bet so I don't really lose if I lose. I was going to say you guys, you could make them get spray tans, but if like, I like, I like, yeah, yeah, spray tans. But like, Jake with a spray tan. Jeffty low, like gets spray tans, though. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, he also looks ridiculous when he has a spray. That's all the true.

I like the spray tan idea. Double coat, double coat, double coat. Double coat, yeah. Extra dark. Extra crispy Yeah Stay in there a little bit longer Yeah

When you're Ross from friends Could get problematic Yeah Get out Get out before it gets problematic Yeah I will One shade before problematic Yeah

I didn't think about that shit No it's cool My friend Aryan Foster told me I should do it Yeah Nah I mean spray tan is funny If you just get orange

Yeah If you just get like a bright orange Yeah Like you just have to get The most artificial color Okay That's not a bad idea What does everybody else

have going on This week this weekend Yo, and so I went to go, are y'all into Stranger Things? Yes. So I never have been before but my kids are fucking obsessed with that shit. Like, I'm talking about

obsessing. So they've been hounding me to watch it. So I've watched, I'm almost done with the first season now, but we went to Dallas and we went to Dallas and we went to, there's a stranger's thing store. And I thought

they sleep right now because everybody upstairs because of the construction, but like, I thought this shit was about to be cool as shit, right? It's just basically like a wild-ass way to sell a whole bunch of merch. Like, it's like, it's like, it's like rapper merch on steroids. But it's like different sections of the store selling the exact same shit.

I was kind of underwhelmed. But Stranger Things in general, I'm a fan of the show, man. They did a hell of a job, and them little kids acting, they ass. Don't tell me what happens, though, because I'm on season one. Of course not. No.

I hope, I can't wait until you catch up. up to... I thought you're about to drop the bomb. I can't wait till you see. No, no, no. I can't wait until you catch up to season four. One is great. Two and three are okay, but then four is great again.

Yeah. I think it goes one, two kind of is the worst season. Three really picks it up and then four. Four is some of the best TV I've ever seen. Yeah, so I stopped watching after, I started watching a little bit of season two. And I was like, this stinks now. No, you know, that part does. Yeah.

But then it gets better. And then it gets, like, season three is crazy town. It is too long at this point. Like, I was under the impression that this was the last season. Apparently it's not. There's one more. Yeah, they've gone too long, but four was good. What are some other shows like that where the first season has been awesome and then it goes

away, but then it gets really good again later. I think Better Call Saul is up there. That's what I've heard. I've never watched that, but I hear people who have said that this season is like great. I've also heard Peaky Blinders is like that. Again, I stopped watching. I tried to watch that. I couldn't get through it.

can't get through their voice. Piki. Oh, Piki is sick. Piki is so sick. I watched season one, which was awesome. I thought season two was good. Then season three, I completely lost interest. And then, but they bring you back.

Stick with it. Yeah. Apparently, it's really good now. Yeah. Better cross off Piki Blenders. Honestly, the office, kind of. Do you think the office got bad? Like, once Michael left, I feel like it kind of drooped a little bit.

And then, like, the last season's really good. I don't know. Yeah, last season is okay Especially when Michael comes back I think all of the office is great It's just that like you had some of the best seasons of TV ever to compare it to Like if Michael was never on the show and you just had those seasons it would be funny Right

Yeah You're just comparing it to a show that was like one of the greatest I expected so much more sitcoms ever Yeah But that's like the whole point Aaron what's your favorite TV show of all time Ooh Like

I get Okay, I guess that would be different than a sitcom. No. It can be any show. Yeah. Yeah, I think it'd be Game of Thrones. I get tired of the last season, slander from people. I don't agree.

I'm to the point now that I'm willing to overlook the qualms I had with it because the rest of the show was so good. It's great. Just rewatch it and it works. We need to do Nano. We should do reviews of the. the episodes of the new show when it comes out. Yeah, when is that dropping?

Next month. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's stupid that they're starting it in August and it's going to be on football Sundays. That's what they did with the original show, though. I thought it was like spring and summer. Oh, well, it was definitely Sunday nights. Yeah, it was always Sundays. I think that there were some times where it were overlapped where it was before I was watching any of Game of Thrones.

So I would check the timeline on Sunday night football. And like half the tweets would be about dragons. That's what made me hate the show. because it was like interfering with my football timeline and then I went back and I started watching I was like okay this is this legit good I've never seen it the new one looks good you should watch it looks pretty good

you're never seen Game of Thrones yeah I know yeah you know what too much gold don't you listen to all crime podcast I don't Billy it's fake blood Betty no real okay too much blood's a bad excuse I don't like the blood and the gore a Billy just like generalized that I am like this huge crime junkie person like podcast person because I'm a

girl. I don't know where that came from, but he was like, girls. Well, they didn't talk about it the other time. Yeah. Yeah. Next, you know what gets slept on for having a bad ending? That's a really good show. What, Billy?

Sorry, my connection broke up. True Detective. True Detective was a great show, but the ending was kind of lame. The first one? Oh, but. Yeah, the first. I disagree. Really?

Like, do you think that was a good way to wrap that all up? Like, I'm just talking about the very end. Yeah. The very end of the show. Yeah, I didn't think it was bad. Not the hospital part. The hospital part was good, but like the, like, the throne stuff. The Yellow King?

Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was a good show. I didn't have any significant issues with the end. I don't know. I just think you could totally tell. Loving true crime. No, you could totally tell that they filmed all those old, the scenes of them when they're older before the rest of the show. I think that's, like, really affected the, like, because the vibe of that was totally different to the rest of the show.

Okay. That's Billy's review of it. I personally thought it was great. I mean, it's a great show, but it was a little, like, Knight King getting stabbed by a knife type vibe. All right. All right. So Mad Dog, true crime. What's your favorite true crime?

I, like, I don't, like, Billy just came in when we recorded yesterday being like, well, all girls love true crime. And I actually said on the episode yesterday, I don't love true crime that much. Like, my roommate does. Like, I know people who do. Like, I'm not that huge into it. It scares me because it's scary. That's, like, the whole point.

Yeah. I mean, okay, if you, if I had to pick, like, I don't, I don't, like, consume that much, like, of one, like, I don't listen to. crime junkie. I don't listen to my, I used to listen to my favorite murder. I actually, like, I like that. I'll give you, I'll give you that. Stay sexy and, or it's like, stay sexy and don't get murdered. But like, I'm not like this huge true crime person. I don't know where I got that like, like, stereotype. I think you're going to have to become a true crime person. I think that's kind of your role now. Why? Because Billy said it? Because Billy said

it. Yeah. Yeah. Aaron, uh, want to clean up one last thing before we head out for the rest of the week we star trick next generation totally forgot about it is that one of the shows that gets gets good then bad then good again no that's just one of my favorite shows of all time okay cool it gets good and stays good for its entirety okay um who's on that one uh patrick stewart aka jean luke bucart um levar burton yeah um i forget the cat's name he was the scientist in independence day but he plays data oh uh jeff goldblum no no no that's that's that's that's that's the Jurassic park guy uh he's great he's really great fucking actor but uh the acting's kind of spot in it but it's just the storylines are amazing all right well before we go let me get your

your two favorite sharks because we all we did a draft britt spiner okay oh he's he's a guy that gets like his mind taken over by the alien and they choke him out Yeah, the bore. Well, he gets his mind taking over a lot in that show, actually. But it's good stuff. Okay. I will watch one episode of Star Trek for you. How about that?

Oh, I got one for you. Enter the light. Okay. I think it's enter the light. I'll send it to you. Okay. I will watch one episode. That's a promise.

But if you like, but if you like, you know what I mean? Because like I tried to watch Star Wars, right? And she was asked to me because it was so old-school. and I just couldn't get into it. And so I just, it lost me. If you're like that, then I would, I would introduce you the new junk called Discovery, which is fire. And it's like the graphics are crazy good and it's dope as fuck.

So if, depending on which way you lane, let me know. Send me the, the Star Trek one. They're both Star Trek ones. Okay. Send me the first one that you said. The original? Yeah. Gotcha.

Send me an episode that I should watch and I'll watch it. I promise you that. Well, I mean, your promises kind of fall on death fierce with the redid player. One situation, it's all good. We'll see. I promise you, I will. I promise you, quiz me on it. I want a quiz.

Gotcha. All right. And tell me what your two favorite sharks are. I don't have any favorite shark, actually. You hate sharks. I hate everything in the ocean. It's a good call. So are you afraid of sharks?

Absolutely. But you can manage whether or not you ever encounter a shark. Oh, it's 100%. my control. So I don't understand how people can be afraid of it. Um, you can, you can manage, you can manage pretty much everything you're afraid of, almost everything you're afraid of you can manage to not encounter it. I have to encounter heights at some points. No, you can manage that. You don't have to, you choose to. But if I have to go to like a meeting in a building that's very tall. That's your choice. You can zoom in or you can not go to the meeting. Yeah, but choose

to go. But it's way easier to avoid going into the ocean. I agree, but it's still a choice. There's no part of modern life that requires you to go into an ocean. Yeah, 100%. And there's no part of modern life that requires you to go at a tall building. Into buildings? You can be like, I'm deathly afraid of heights and I can't go in.

You're just not that afraid of heights. This is an area in W. Yeah, common area in W. If there was like, you know, this big important meeting and it's on a yacht, I was like, well, Mahala at you on. I'm not going. So you don't even go on boats. Sometimes.

But it's just a rare, it's a rare, it's a rare occasion that we don't go deep. But so much more modern life is based on meeting people in buildings places. Don't care. It's still a choice you're making. You're not that afraid of it. You're just not that committed. It's a choice. You're right.

It is a choice, but it's a much more avoidable. It's way easier to avoid encountering a shark than it is to encounter, avoid encountering like a 30th floor room in a building somewhere. That wasn't the claim. But Piazzi, you like actively went to the top of the Empire State Building. Well, that was for a work thing that I had to do. But did you? Like, it wasn't like gun

to your head you had to. Tyler O'Day didn't put a gun to your head and say you have to go to top of the Empire State's building. Well, no. You're just not that afraid. That's how much I love game time. The Game Time app. That's true. Is that they asked me to do that for an ad. I said, you know what? Your user interface

is so clean. Right. I will do it just for you. Got me fucked up. Game time trying to get me to go in the ocean. I'm telling them. Fuck off. Not happening. I'm not going, though. Let's sell a game time ad for Arian to just, like, be submerged in one of those tanks with a great white shark.

Did you see the shark fucking rip through one of those? I did see that, yeah. Was it, you, was you Madeline that said you want to get into one of those? Did you see that video? No, don't send it to me either. It's a dude's in a cage and the shark just tears the shit out of it and damn near kills him. Yeah. That's not a common thing, though.

It's like on my bucket list. I do want to, like, I do want to swim with sharks one time. If you're getting in a cage intentionally around sharks, it's common enough. You deserve to get eaten if you want to swim with sharks. You deserve it. I don't, I don't hate that take. Shark week just instilled in me. Like, when I was young, I was like, I think it'd be cool to one time go in a cage and swim

with a shark. I think it's a whole bunch of animal sympathizers in general are just odd people to me. I'm not sympathizing with the shark. Even you dog people. They try to justify it, will you? Pit bulls aren't that bad. It's just the own sharks aren't that bad. It's just you got to put a fuck that.

We did sympathize with a lot of sharks yesterday. They're all animals and they are hungry and they are aggressive and they don't like us. Aaron, let me ask you something. How many sharks do you think, how many people are killed by sharks per year in the world? I couldn't care less. They all deserve it. Just give me a guess. They all deserve it.

They went in the back door. Okay. Yeah. So how many do you think are killed? It's probably not a lot. It's probably like 20, 30 maybe. Would we find out six? Six to eight.

Seven or something. Six to seven. How many sharks do you think are killed by humans each year? Oh, trite hundreds of thousands, if not millions. 74 million. Yeah, that makes sense. Not enough in my opinion. Seventy-four million sharks are killed.

They should be afraid of us. they are that's why they attack us when they see this no they usually try to get away unless you're bullshit how many how many shark attacks are there not not deaths but how many shark attacks are there and it's bad branding too shark attack they're not attacking they're just they're just eating they're fishing they're they're going to the grocery store yeah you're you're in their home yeah this is ridiculous that's why you and i don't go there yeah i'm not I'm straight. Good.

And I don't agree we should be killing them either, right? Because that fucks up the whole ecosystem of the ocean. We always give you that example of like when you take out all the wolves and one one thing, the deer run rabbit, they eat apart of grass. Like this is just in the circle of a life shit, right? Ask Aaron the question you asked us, PFT. How many, how many are killed? He did.

Yeah. Oh, you just did? Yeah, just you did not listen to 74. Where the fucking people in the last four minutes? I'm blanking out. We got an email. about our men's hockey league team smoking

smoking marijuana in the parking lot and they basically just like they basically just built an entire rule around our team. The email says we also have to amend our alcohol and other policies to include recreational marijuana

due to a certain team. So you can't smoke pot in the parking lot? Yep. Sent to the entire league but due to a certain team. So you got somebody like told on you. Yeah. Somebody told the commissioner

of your men's hockey league team to be like, hey, these guys smoked pot in the parking That person's a hero. That is an episode of the office. Person is a snitch. Beat him up when you see you. I got the cops called on me. Really?

Sunday night, yeah. Glad I brought this up. I was pumped. I was actually like, hell yeah. I saw that tweet. I was very proud of it. Yeah, still got it. Yep.

I was playing cards on my porch. There were four of us. And we were playing music at a very low volume. I'm pretty sure it was like yacht rock. It was probably a steely van. And we were talking at a regular volume with music at what I would call like medium low. And a cop pulls up in front of my driveway.

And he steps out and he like shines a flashlight on the address part of my house. And then he's like looking around down the street. And then I can see that he's approaching my house. And I'm on the porch. And he looks confused. And I was like, hey, what can I help you with? And he's like, yeah, I got a call. Could you guys keep it down a little bit?

I was like, wait, somebody called the cops on us for this, and he was like, yeah, I guess so. He was just as dumbfounded as I was, that that encounter is what the cops got called for. I was like, sure, yeah, I guess, I guess I'll turn my head. People that call the cops for noise complaints, HOA members, there's like a few other categories that I can't think about in the head.

All fucking need to just go away. All those people can just go away, bro. Oh my God, I hate them all. I think the only valid reason to ever call the police for a noise complaint is if it happens every single night and you've gone and you've talked to them before and it's actually physically preventing you from sleeping. Or if you're, if you have like a young child that can't get to sleep because of it and you've, you've had the conversation. But anybody that calls the cops without having a face-to-face conversation, yeah, fuck them. No, I got I got four kids and so what I did was I let them fall asleep I made them fall to sleep like listening to loud music right so like so they would fall asleep in the studio

with me on my chest sleeping while my shit is blasting because it it it submerges them in sound like babies fall asleep with what they're accustomed to with their with their environment right and so like those houses I used to hate going to people's houses growing up like if I hate be quiet man my dad what like make noise be a human being all this quiet shit is i don't like it i don't like that's bad take okay all right i mean we can agree to disagree on that one i'm just say if you're the parent of a child that can't fall asleep and it happens all the time i can understand why you would get upset about it and why you'd want to have a conversation but calling the cops on four people playing cards not being loud is just a ridiculous thing i don't know

who possibly called the cops on me that's the weird part about it i need to know which one of my neighbors is the coward. So how do I go about finding that out? Or do you think you got... Ask? Yeah. Ask around. Or do you remember when people used to get swatted on YouTube?

Yeah. Maybe they're trying to do that to you, but that's how they're doing it. Yeah. Maybe somebody just, like, saw my truck. And they're like, fuck this guy. And they're like, I hate this guy. So they call the cops on them. Well, for the summer, yeah, I'm driving a big gay truck around.

Maybe they're homophobics. Oh, yeah. Good call. That's what it is. 100%. You know what? It's the church next door. Is there a church next door?

Yeah, the church next door. The church next door called the cops because they think you're gay. They're like somebody's on the porch being real gay. That's why the cop was so confused. He's like, there's nothing gay going on. He just looks at me. He's like, this dude's so straight. He's like, that dude is fucking, that dude fucks chicks.

That's false alarm. That dude straight. It's a nail. I tell me what you're thinking is. I got a homie in a group chat who was like, he says, wow, that shit. I was like, yo, that's homophobic. He was like, no, it's not. He's like, that's the definition of homophobic.

So we had this big old argument, it's like 12 dudes talking to it. And he said he's not homophobic. He just thinks it's weird and gross. And I was like, that's like the definition of my guy. He's like, no, no, it's not. And then he started saying, did you would have watched two dudes fucking? I'm like, no, but it's a preference. I don't get grossed out by it, bray.

He's like, it's weird and gross, but I'm not homophobic. That's homophobic, right? I'm not bugging. Let's see. Is it gross? I think my reaction, if I were to just open up my eyes and there was like a naked dude in front of me, I don't know if I'd be grossed out. I'd be uncomfortable.

I think it's homophobic. I think gross makes it homophobic. If you just said it was weird, like straight people think gay people are weird. Gay people think straight people are weird. Like you don't get it. It's, it's, I guess that definition is loosely, it's kind of like semantics, but like, it's the, it's when you say weird and gross, it's hard to say. It's a slippery slope. He also qualified it with, uh, he said homosexuals are unnatural. That's, like, and I was like, my guy. That was more important than the first two. Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, that was later on in conversation. But he said weird and gross and I was dying. But he was like, defending it. I was like, dog, that's like, you're just, I literally screenshot it. definition of homophobia and he was like nope that's not it i'm like i don't know what to tell you man yeah like have you seen the homophobic dog on twitter no oh god it's like this gay couple

has a dog that makes like these weird side eyes and they put homophobic um comments over the dog and pretend the dog is homophobic and it's like you are unnatural like god god will punish you for this i'm not to check that is it what kind of dog is it i don't really it's like a little white dog it's like a little white dog and it's so kind of dog is it? Or it's like at the at the end of Pride Month like they posted a picture and it was like pack it up Skittles Squad.

Why do you need to know what kind of dog it is though? How does this change anything? Because I need to know what types of dogs are homophobic. That's a good let's go around. Everybody say you're most the dog you think would most hate gay people. Okay well I know the most racist dog. What's that? Most racist

dog has got to be without a doubt the Doberman Pinscher. It's like I was going to say German Shepherd That dog is right German Shepherd probably racist too I have to look Google Doberman I don't know what that looks like

Oh yeah he definitely looks He looks a little like He's the one that you bring to like Horse races and shit Most homophobic dog All right let's see I would say Hmm

Bloodhound I like that I think Pit Bull Malin Wah He's the A pit bull is the Homophobic one But he

He closet And he in a closet He actually Yeah Yeah It takes like real good care of his body Yeah Always gets his nails done

Is a bodybuilder Is a bodybuilder Yeah The reason I said Bloodhound It's just Because they They remind me Of just old people in general

A bloodhound's like an old man that's like, ugh, they're taking over a neighborhood. Yeah. Why can't they just do this behind closed doors

and not put it in my face all the time? I can smell them. A bloodhound called the cops. Yeah, yeah, Bloodhound called the cops on me a straight man because he thought I was gay. It's despicable.

But now, you know what? Like, I'm going to go out there and have a little word with Joey and Pat and be like, hey, listen, man,

I feel your. pain. Yeah. I feel your pain. I've been a victim too. I am discriminated against. We're just assuming these people who call the cops that you were homophiles. No, that's what happened. That's definitely what happened. Big T. What's your most homophobic dog? I think a Basset hound looks like it might be pretty homophobic. Yeah. I agree. Kind of the same vibe as a bloodhound. Yeah. Older, droopy. Yeah. Definitely. They're not having any fun with their own life. Yeah. So they judge everybody else that's that seems to be happy. Exactly.

It's how his whole essence is, is, what the fuck they got going on over there? This is whole vibe. They're doing something and I'm not having any fun. I don't like it. Exactly. All right, any other homophobic dogs?

I said the Malinwa. Malinwa? It seems like too, um, it's like toxic masculinity. It's aggressive? Yeah. It's great.

I'll tell you what. Leroy loved gay people. Oh, Leroy was definitely not homophobic. Leroy was an ally. Is it possible for a dog to be gay? Because I'm pretty sure Leroy was, he was definitely by. He was probably like bi-curious, yeah. Yeah, he like he would do this thing where his best friend Bentley, which is Will from, from

from Hard Factor, his dog, Bentley was a boxer and Bentley and Leroy were best friends. And so Leroy would just lay down on the ground and then Bentley would go stand over top of him and just stand with his penis resting on top of him. at Leroy's head and then Leroy would just chill and just like look around and they would stand like that for minutes at a time

like Bentley casually resting his dick on Leroy and Leroy just being like this my best buddy Nothing wrong here Nope just guys being dudes But yeah I just assume

Leroy Leroy he was open-minded Yeah he was a city dog He was very much city dog Also can dogs be gay I don't know I think they can have

like different preferences It's a question for Alex Jones. It is. But there were a lot of trans people that lived on my street in the last department that I lived on. And they all loved Leroy. They would be taking Leroy out for a walk. And almost every time there would be a trans person that would stop by. If it was like late at night on a Friday or Saturday, there would be somebody that would stop by and just be like, that's my boyfriend.

And I'd be like, yeah, yeah, Leroy, yeah, I get it. Yeah, he's very handsome What kind of dog was Leroy? He was an English Mastiff So you know like the sandlot You've seen the sandlot right Oh, so he was big as hell Yeah, is it like 170 pounds

Hell no Yeah, I would never have introduced you to Leroy by the way Ever Because you would shoot Leroy Nah I would just not be in the same room there So can dogs be gay In short, dogs can't really be gay

because dogs don't have a sexual orientation or consistent sexual preference the way some humans do. So basically, like, dogs don't have sex for pleasure. They're by. All dogs are by. That's the name of a good children's book that I'm going to write and put in a library and Big T is going to lose a shit over it. No, they'll put it in all the public

schools soon or not. PFT Girl Woke. PFT Gone Woke? Oh, nice little... Gone. His fans don't think. It's funny. man. Spans don't really catch on. It's weird. They give you the past. They give you a pass.

Like, I don't consider myself woke. I think that woke is just a bullshit term that's been co-opted. Absolutely. It's been co-opted by both sides. If you ask somebody what woke means, they can never really give you a description. Well, well, one side invented it and the other side tried to make it a pejorative like they always do. Woke is like porn. You don't know it until you see it. Okay. We will see you guys next week on macrodosing. Big guests coming next week. Big guest. It can be fun. until then check out the barstall store we've got new t-shirts all sorts of stuff out let us know what you like let's know what you're buying we love you guys whoa