Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Dad Of A Boy Dad

Episode Date: September 16, 2021

On today's episode of Nanodosing (yes you read that right), the crew introduces a new mini episode concept that involves answering YOUR questions. This is everyone's chance to ask the Macrodosing team any questions that you want answered. The number to call is 347 - 560 - 0401. Episodes will come out every Thursday. Enjoy!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macro dosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome to nanodosing. Nanodosin is the only place that you can find macro-dosing in smaller quantities. We invented a new word to describe a smaller dose of macro-dosing. And it's called nanodosing. You're here right now. We've got the whole squad in the studio.

My is Avery. We got Mikey podcast filling in for Avery. We're going to be going through your voicemails today. Your voicemail is one of our favorite parts of their story. show we love you guys thank you for sending any of these voicemail questions it's uh they're good thought starters so we appreciate you guys don't take you guys for granted ever for a second uh what's the number that they can call in if they want to leave a voicemail mad dog 347 560-0401 all right let's let's rip okay so here is the first voicemail of

nanodosing so macro dosing team my name is we i'm from Denver Colorado um I just had a quick thought that I think you guys might be able to expand on here a little bit. For that Chick-fil-A challenge that Billy was planning on taking on maybe in September, October, I think you could have some weird and fun rules that you could add to it, where every time Billy says a word wrong, you have to add one day to the challenge. Obviously, there would be some kind of cap involved because, you know, Billy says pretty much 50% of everything incorrectly.

And then the other half, that would be every time Arian guesses Big T's underpants correctly, you could remove a week. So just to expand on that, come up with some ideas. I think that could be really funny. Unfortunately, I think you have to, like, have it at a year or something because Billy might just keep saying Chimera or some other words, completely incorrectly. And it would be absolutely hilarious. But, yeah, good thought. How are you doing, guys? All right.

I do like the idea of punishing Big T for Aaron guessing the underwear correctly. Almost like, I don't know, Big T, you should have to... Why is that punishing me? But if Arian can guess your underwear correctly, I don't know, I feel like he should make you do something. Like, I don't know, read a book of the Quran. I don't know. Oh, that's fire, bro.

Expand your mind a little bit. That's fire! Come on, it'll get you round around. I will come. I'm so for this. You don't have to believe in either. Jesus is a prophet. religious. In the corral.

Jesus, Muslims love Jesus. They love him. They think he's a pride. They don't think he's divine, but they love Jesus. They love some other stuff, too. I've read a little bit. I've checked out some passages. Yeah, listen, I'm not, I'm not here. Listen, all, I've checked out some passages in the Christian Bibles, too. Yeah, no, there's some issues with. Yeah, sure. But there's, there's quite a few in the Quran. We're not, we're not going to, we're not going to go down that road.

I just feel like there might be something good that we can get into. I think that's a fun, innocent part of the show that doesn't need consequences attached to it, especially when it's out of my control. If you want to, if it was something that I, if it's in my hands, I'll live or die with myself 11 times out of 10. But I'm not putting my fate in the hands of someone else. Also, that was about Billy. It was about Billy. So Billy, where do we say? So, I've been having this thing where I eat intense amount.

of fast food and I get like these, my heart starts pounding. I think I'm like got some leaky gut going on and I would love to hear from users what they do if they suddenly for some reason every time after they eat, they start just getting like their heart just starts racing for some reason. You talk to me, my name. That happens to me. What after you eat, you get your heart pounds? What is it?

Sometimes. It's not all the time. So I'm not a doctor fan, but I did go through the leaky gut thing. And so what it is is, you have to control your diet. Like, so, like, if I, if I eat like shit and I drink red wine, which I do, I have to deal with the next day, I'm going to have anxiety. Like, I get irritable. My heart starts pounding.

I get, I get nervous. I just get really, like, there's just a lot of irritableness in my, in my nature. And so what I have to do is I have to binge, like, really healthy food. So, like, I stay away from meat. I just go all plant-based. it for like a week or something like that and it kind of like resets my system I always drink well you have to always have to stay hydrated

there was this shit that the doctor gave me that there was this like this this powder shit and if if if you eat it before you before I mean you drink it before you eat it like coats the lining in your stomach to where it doesn't you eat like shit but I would rather

rely on me than having to drink something before I eat for the rest of my life so I just I just I just I just what in moderation Do you mean, it's no vegan? Yeah, you might. No, I mean, reset. Don't think about it about going vegan.

Just think about it like, you have to like cleanse your body because even the meats that we are usually processed, right? And if they're not, we don't eat, we eat it in excess, right? So I'm not, I'm not, I wasn't a vegan who was like, don't eat meat as bad for you. I do think meat in certain moderation is actually healthy and there's a lot of health benefits from it. but we don't have like these t-bone steaks that we have is not a good portion of meat right they say like the the size of your hand it's like a good portion of meat per meal and we eat too much so it's not when I eat steak or large amounts of but like if I eat you know like tons of chick flay like I love to eat like three sandwiches like the waffle fries milkshake I start it's just not heartburn no it's not heartburn it's just my like I don't know like I literally look at my my whoopstra that has a heart rate thing and like I'm sitting down it's like over a hundred I'm like what yeah I think you got to go vegan for at least just a little bit I think Aryan's right I think you got to just reset your body I'm actually it could yeah the leaky gut thing is a real thing because actually it's really interesting science that you should actually look up because you love a researcher shit look up the connection between the gut and the brain and how they actually call it yeah they actually call the gut the second brain and it's really actually fascinating the science behind it and like and like like like how much it's connected. Like so when you get like when you get like butterflies in your stomach from like dropping

from a roller coaster. Like that's those are like actual evolutionary responses from from us being like protective and like our fight or flight stuff. So it's like it's very very connected. So like you should you should look into it. Billy, I think you should maybe think about just going vegan. I'm not going to go vegan just for a little bit. No, I'm just just do this.

Do it a week. do a week worth of plant-based food just get a whole bunch of vegetables and like a medley of vegetables get an air fry and just I do that I do that like right now I've been eating like super low carb just basically all meat

and it's good but when I eat fast food or like Chinese food like I'll start like not sweating but like it could be the oils it could be the oils yeah and then my like I just can't think straight it's weird yeah I don't know I'm not a doctor that's just what my experience is looking great all right so is that a no on the chick-fil-a challenge

happening anytime soon it's just been weird I don't know it happened in college yeah I don't want to I don't want to be responsible for Billy's death so maybe we'll see we'll monitor him we'll see what his next doctor appointment says I actually find you doctor if you're a doctor in the New York tri-state area please sign to my DMs I have insurance just really bad organizational skills okay we ready for the next one yep uh hey guys thanks for let me on the show named dominic i'm 29 live in jacksville beach florida got a question for you uh if you were fired tomorrow had to start a new job in a different industry what career path would you choose and why also you've got to have more one-time don appearances maybe once every

five stoes, something like that. Anyway, later. I like that. He ended this so fucking cool. Anyway, later. I think he's right. I think he's right about getting wanton-down on here more often.

We'll bring it back for the China episode. I think I would do something outside. I think I would want to work outside. Just to make up for lost time, being an indoor cat for too long. I might go back to work. I worked at a flower nursery for a while, planting flowers out in the fields and like watering them like hoeing a bunch of rows every day that was kind of rewarding work where at the end of the day you got to see something that that you made come back to life

i don't know i just feel like i've been spending a lot of time indoors the last few years miss the sun and a real avatar to me but um yeah yeah i would i would probably um i assume he means for me like from my past career. Yeah. So if I wasn't to do that, I would probably, me not knowing what financial freedom looks like, I would probably just pursue

whatever like my passion was at a time. And I think at the time I was like, it was arts and like science. So probably physics. I would probably go back to school. Something like that. Big T. I wanted to go to law school for a long time.

so I'd go to law school. Make sure no more gross injustices like Scott Peterson happened again. You can represent yourself. No, that's a bad idea. Even if you're a lawyer, it's not a good idea. I can see Big T on billboards. Like, call Big T. Trouble with the law.

Does he have his arms cross? Yeah, definitely has his arms cross. It's basically the fat head that you have right next to your desk. Yeah. No, that would be a good. Yeah. No, that's good. I like that.

Oh, fat for you. Billy, what would you do? probably do a little construction management maybe you just gave you gave yourself a promotion to management yeah well i worked construction right but you would get into the management side yeah you would want to do that instead of actually working well i like i don't know don't want to do manual labor yeah i'm really good just like that's what i kind of miss though that's why i probably would get bored after a while but i miss the the manual labor i miss like going out and doing something relatively strenuous

Well, I like the strenuous, but like maybe work out probably do construction management and like maybe try to open my own gym there you go you'd build your own gym That's what your construction would be Yeah

Fucking global gym Yeah, I might Yeah, I might keep Actually music might be The real answer for me Like I think that my ideal situation is Whenever I'm done with a podcast And blogging game, all that stuff

I think I'm just going to build a sick studio and just record songs, just like whenever I get the feeling, go in there, write a song, boom, be able to get it in and out. And that, to me, sounds like a great time. So it's either that or work outside, one of the two. Matt Dock. So I was a journalism major. So I would have probably been working for like a newspaper, which I didn't really want to do. No offense if you work for a newspaper. or I would have probably gone into marketing

which sounds boring now but probably like marketing for MLB or an NFL team if I could choose Okay, what about you, Mikey? Photographer? You got to turn on your mic Oh, sweet. Yeah. Listen to Billy. Talking to the mickey. Well, I couldn't hear him. I didn't want his answer to not.

Billy. A little boys growing up. I'm so proud. Okay, so we're going to do two more. This one isn't a super real voicemail, but I felt like we had to listen to it, and then we'll listen to one more. Hi, my dad loves your podcast and bars and sports, and you want to know,

is really football is still doing the McDonald's challenge. and um my room can you can you can start no you're at leave that room that's my start accounting

it's peace you dad my dad's TikTok account is named Pucy Dad thank you thank you hope you have a nice day when you need this that's so nice for to add that in

at the end I thought we just had to listen to it thank you for wishing for wishing me a nice day I do love like parents that put their kids to work promoting like for the clout so i think their ticot is puky dad i think is what she said or pc dad pc dad that's what it is oh okay so billy i mean people are very interested about the the fact that you did commit to doing supersized me because

we called that guy a fraud well i do want to tell everybody that every time i'm eating like insane amounts of fast food i think you're making i think you're making i think you're making that up foggy brain i think you're making all that shit up right now i don't believe a word you You've been begging me for chicken Parmesan subs for the last two days. I don't think that you have it. I don't think that you have a side time to go after. You forget, I know you better than you know yourself.

I know all your excuses that you put into the table. You're just trying not to do what the thing that you committed to because you don't feel like it. You pretty much did. You definitely did. I think we have it on record. Yeah, we have it on record. That's a, Billy's gaslighting me right now. I don't commit to it.

Billy you committed to it now you're like oh no I'm okay we're gonna turns out I'm shitting myself or whatever all the time we're or we'll order chick-fil-a and we can watch my heart rate go up that would be fun yeah because you're pumped to eat it do you eat it fat you're a fan of the food that you're you do you eat it do you eat it fast yeah I do well just slow to fuck down so so this is a real easy solution here Billy you can choose one of two routes one you can continue to eat Chick-fil-A

but eat it every fucking day like you said that you would or two you're not eating any fast food and you're going vegan because you have a severe internal issue that you brought up to us

and we need you to fix it so you can do either one of those two situations the choice is yours and choices there are so you got to you got to do that shit I need a credit card

that I can expense all of the Chick-fil-A to I'll worry for you Yeah, I got you We got you Then I'm down So we'll start it When are we starting?

We'll subtract the money from Tyler Barron That he was trying to He was trying to finesse us for And put it into your chick fillet for her When are we starting it, Billy? We're actually Let me go

Yeah October 1st That gives you two weeks Clucktoe I have to eat for every meal. Yeah. Every meal, bro. Okay.

All right. There we go. We got to find a doctor to do all his doctors before. That's what it was. Yeah. Yeah. You can find a doctor in two weeks. Yep.

New York City doctor. Hit me up. That's your job. Or Jersey. That is your job. Bang. Next one. Is the last one?

Yeah. So you want to do one more? Yep. Yep. what's up guys this hunter here from good old South Dakota first I wanted to start off by saying how handsome you guys are all the time it's quite awesome that case my question is if there's a zombie apocalypse today who would you take with you you got three people who would you take with you and why and also I just want to chip in I think big T's wearing navy blue underwear thanks have a great day guys thank well he's wrong on the big T's fairly close what does that mean who are you taking with you oh it's very easy who do you you think would be the best when society collapsed? Where are we going? Well, first of all, I, I don't like, I don't like the whole zombie apocalypse question

because zombies aren't real. Zombies, it's like, I don't know, give me a realistic scenario to plan my squad around. But for this purpose, I will acknowledge that, like, okay, I will try to answer the question the way it was asked, just for future reference. I'm not a zombie guy. I don't know about you guys. I'm a zombie guy. I love zombies.

Did you not watch Walking Dead? I've seen all the stupid shows with, oh, we walk funny and sometimes we're fast, sometimes we're slow, we're dumb and we eat your brains. Zombies just don't do it for me. Zombies are, they're wax. Zombie land is brilliance. I do like zombie land. Yeah, that was funny.

That was funny. And for those who haven't seen this and are used to zombie movies and they're usually a little bit cheesy and the shows are a little bit tacky, I get it. Watch Kingdom on Netflix. It's a subtitled show. It's a Korean show that has. It's two seasons and it's a, it's based in zombies, but it is not like you think. It is, it is brilliantly done.

The cinematography is gorgeous. The wardroves are gorgeous. PFT, I don't know. I can't see your eyes behind them in shades. But look at me, fam. Look at me. Look at me. This shit is brilliant, though.

You'll love it. I promise you. The writing is brilliant. Okay. I'll check it out. All right. All right. All right.

So let's see. How about, how about everybody in the room gets one person that they bring with them? Does that work? I'm with that. Assuming we're all together. because if that happened I'm coming to New York you guys are going to say me

we're rolling Billy you go first Bear Grills Who Bear Grills It's a good choice Who is that He is man versus wild

He's a survivalist Yeah survival expert Yeah No 100% He's also got military training I think we'd be huge Because I don't think The zombies

are going to be the biggest problem in a zombie apocalypse It's going to be like survive it. Okay, good pick. And we're all together, right? We're all bringing in a world to go. Okay, got you. Oh, see, so I was going to say, like, my uncle's got a lakehouse in South Georgia and

several guns, so I'm going to go with him. How close it to Atlanta? Two and a half hours. Yeah, the zombies are going to get there. Why? Are you assuming that the car or two and a half hours in a car? Are you assuming that I think you asked that question

because you're assuming the zombie apocalypse is emanating from Atlanta like this is the walking dead. No, any large population center is going to be zomified. And y'all want to come here. Well, I'm not coming here. Well, that's what Aryan just said.

He said everybody's going to be in New York. Okay, we'll meet up somewhere. We'll get to meet up somewhere. Let's make a plan. Let's meet up near a great lake. Denver airport. I'm just fresh water now. I'm still.

My choice is. is still my uncle Thomas because he has you have an uncle Tom yeah he has a shit ton of guns okay never guessed that uh so he's a cool he's a really cool dude I think you'd like him Marion I just jokes this joke I'm sure I would

I like you very cool very cool guy I would take my parents because I love them very much you got to pick one who's gonna have one bro my dad oh man I appreciate how decisive you were I just I didn't really You've spent time thinking about it before.

I know, I know. I honestly just like decided to say either dad or mom and I just went with dad. No real rhyme or reason to it whatsoever. Even mom out to get bit. Even after the opening day incident of 1994, whenever it was. Yes, that's true. Yeah.

Forgive and forget. No, my real answer, I'd probably just take Miley Cyrus. Be cool. You know, just have her around for, you know, whatever. She felt like she was into at the time. Can't buy her songs. Yeah, whatever. Just like, we'll see where it goes.

those hang out for a while one thing leads to another get to know each other a little bit you never know so either my dad or Miley Cyrus and then my mom third I think that's fair

I met it I would do assuming I'm with Billy he's going to make sure we straight from like a militaristic point of view so that's taking care of Yeah, I got hands, so I can scrap a little bit.

So I think I'm good on that end. I'm just going to take whatever shorty I'm frequenting at the time. Like, you come with me and you're going to have, we're going to have to repopulate anyway, so. Yeah, you, yeah, you and your Republican girlfriend. I'm not going to take a Republican girlfriend. No, you guys are going to lead us into an error. You don't want to, diverse viewpoints. Yes, we need to repopulate the country.

Not, nah, not with diverse viewpoints, no. We're going to have an error of moderate policy. I don't want to, I should clarify, I don't want to date a Republican girlfriend. I just want to make love the one because I feel like it would be, it would just be passionate. It would be like, we're here for one reason. What? It would be passionate. It would be passionate.

It would. Like, I know there's some Republican out there who's like, I just want to, I just want to fuck a Democrat. It's like when people say like hate sex. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. And I don't get it wrong.

I don't got no problems with the public, except for the shit that they believe it. We can have conversations. I'm the only person who brought someone who actually, like, brought something to the table. Barry Gros would be so pissed off at you. He'd be like, why the fuck did you invite me over here? Like, why didn't you bring a chick, weirdo? He'd be like, now I have to hang out with Billy football for the rest of my life. He's going to ask them all kinds of survival questions.

He's looking around. We've all got girls that were taken to our children. And Billy's like So like when you drank When you drank you a piss out of that snake Like How gross is that? That's so cool

It's so cool He may have seen a Yeti Did you see the Yeti? He's like no you fucking idiot It was a television show I was trying to get people to watch So would you drink My piss out of another snake

It was just you host. Mad dog. I'm kind of going on Billy's route. I would take Rob O'Neill, the guy that shot Bin Laden. Oh, okay. I feel like, one, I mean, like, that's pretty, like, good move. And I feel like, you know, he'll know what to do. But also feel like you would have a lot of stories to keep you entertained.

That guy's kind of a weirdo, though. Yeah, largest friends with him. Yeah, kind of a weirdo. Although I expect that doing, you know, be involved in close combat for a while, probably you got some things that you usually have to have to work through but i know that like i remember when he he came back and he started talking about how he was a guy that shop in lon there were like a bunch he loves talking yeah he loves which is weird because i would i would want to repress that or like go to therapy instead of like every podcast in america yeah that's true he loves he loves doing

media like joe rogan is his therapist yep yep there there's the one guy who wrote a book so i i just would like to believe bin Laden is dead and Robert O'Neill is telling the truth I would too that's what I would like to why would you say differently Billy sounds like that's for a future episode of macrodosing

Mikey who would you take with you White Sox Dave All right White Sox Dave Good answer The world will need entertainment White Sox Dave is an entertaining person He might run off You might yeah he would

get lost looking for crap i don't care what he does everything he would do would be perfect he would he would definitely get lost at some point all right is that it uh yeah you guys good i'm good that is it that was nanodosing that was a nanodosing thank you for stopping by and if you have any voicemails you want to leave us what's the number it is 347 560 0401 it's also on our twitter and if you go to the link in our bio, I believe, on Twitter and Instagram. It is in our link tree as well. So you can just click on that link and I'll lead you to it.

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