Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Disney Draft

Episode Date: March 24, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing (Snackrodosing, Minidosing, Lil' Macro, etc.), the crew does a Disney Draft of their favorite movies. Make sure to tune into Macrodosing, every Tuesday at 7am EST.You ...can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome back to nanodosing. Thank you guys for all your wonderful feedback and all the drawings of Silvio E. Dolphin that were sent to us from Tuesday's episode. They were very funny. I really enjoyed the one that had the cigar coming out of the blowhole. That was my favorite little touch. He says no to World War III.
Starting point is 00:00:27 We're back. We got the whole crew here minus Avery, yet again, who made a trip back to Ukraine after the latest brigadier commander was killed in the line of action. They needed some more leadership for the Russians. So Avery is commanding, I think, the third tank battalion. Best of luck to him. Hope to see him back soon, safe and sound. Billy wanted to get into something today that he kind of touched on on Tuesday's show, which was his list of guys. because I guess his list of guys has expanded.
Starting point is 00:00:58 Oh, I got a lot more guys. Billy's got a collection, a coterie of experts that he's... Guys and girls. Yep. Well, guys, I think... Guys is like kind of universal. When we say guys on this show, I think we include... It's an inclusive term, right?
Starting point is 00:01:10 So, this is my official list of guys as of now. So we got a Marine, an Air Force pilot, an NYPD officer, a geologist, cattle rancher, agricultural sales, paleontologists, archaeologist, three. One in Middle Eastern. Archaeology. One in Middle Eastern. Yeah, I...
Starting point is 00:01:37 Hang on, hang on real quick. Are those dings coming through on the sound? Is that going to be on the recording? Yeah. Okay, so we'll just restart it. Okay, starting from the top. All right, so Billy had a group of guys that has expanded, and I'm curious to hear what his collection of guys is when we say the word guys.
Starting point is 00:01:54 it includes girls too yes guys is a catch-all term it's unisex so where where are we at with the guys so here's my list of guys we got a marine an air force pilot an NYPD officer geologists a cow rancher agricultural sales paleontologists three archaeologists uh one in middle eastern archaeology south pacific archaeology and scandinavian archaeology a gemologist which is the study of gems gemstones a civil engineer a guy who works at the federal department of tax and finance an electrician an hvac guy a fire suppression systems guy a hog farmer and uh arian can i add you to my list of guys yeah man and an NFL player okay former all right yeah get rid of who who needs angie's list anymore we've got billy's list no so these are like people i literally dm about
Starting point is 00:02:54 that I may have. And I bet none of them are fucking with you. No, but they're all on the up and up. You're verified. What's the vetting process? The vetting process? It's DMing Billy and be like,
Starting point is 00:03:04 yo, I work for the Department of Interior. Well, a lot of it's no burners. I don't let any burners. Can't be my guys. I set that. Maybe one or two.
Starting point is 00:03:12 I set the tone early. They have to provide a little out documentation. I'm excited to see where this goes. If you want to be part of the list of guys, DM me on Twitter at Billy Hot Takes. No liars. No liars. Need a little bit of proof, probably just
Starting point is 00:03:26 Well, you need one liar Well, yeah, I do need a liar on there Okay, so only one liar You got to be the best liar Mm-hmm, and yeah The top liar in his field Either what, Billy will sniff out All the other liars
Starting point is 00:03:41 It's actually really interesting because like Anytime I talk about something on the show And some of my corrections usually come from this list of guys So kudos to them Are they all in one I need them all in one mega chat as well as the individual chats. Like they all this needs to be a network. No, but a lot of them want to stay anonymous.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Like they don't want anyone you just listed where half of them work. Right, but they, but no one knows who they are. I'm sure if someone really wanted to and some what's the guy you said works for the federal department of some or another. I'm sure he follows you on Twitter. Yeah, but I'm sure if someone. really wanted to there aren't many federal government employees that are following
Starting point is 00:04:29 you just doxed all your guys i didn't docks all my guys i got a fine list of guys okay well i'm i'm excited to see what what you do with this list and with these list of guys if one day i become president they're all going to be in my cabinet there you go billy's already got selected yeah uh let us hope and pray that it never comes to that moment they're my advisors actually probably Dumber people have been elected president before than Billy That's a thousand percent facts I mean think about what George Bush was doing at my age Probably exactly what you're doing
Starting point is 00:05:01 Probably more cocaine Yeah It's probably not that far off I mean But I don't think he like had a job like Who do you think the dumbest president was Everyone gets to find your terms What does dumb mean?
Starting point is 00:05:18 He's the last two have been slugging it out I mean it is tough It's probably, my definition would probably vary from person to person. It's more of like, uh, just like your take because you could probably find different metrics and be like, well, you know, actually, uh, actually Ronald Reagan was very emotionally intelligent person. Uh, so. Yeah, Buren seemed dumb as shit. I haven't heard a single kind word about Marty, Marty VB my entire life. I mean, didn't George Washington like, okay, here's what we're not fixing.
Starting point is 00:05:49 He's like, who's, who's right? there at the top. I'm going to go with him. Yeah. I think, uh, Andrew Johnson, Andrew Johnson probably has some explaining to do. He was like, you know what? I think, uh, I think this Civil War thing, I think we could probably just hope that it doesn't happen. Just kind of continue on. Anyone who, who slid in there because of, uh, like JFK getting, getting domed or, or someone who didn't truly win it, they probably are, are in contention here. LBJ was like a master manipulator though he was he was like he was a he was president deals before president deals this guy just whipped his dick out all the time yeah he called a jumbo yeah so is that smart
Starting point is 00:06:33 uh maybe i don't know try it bill he got results it is very funny to me though how how uh otherwise very smart people can be doing like just the dumbest dumbest things like say what you want about President Vladimir Putin of Russia He's probably a pretty smart guy To have gotten as far as he had In terms of like making all the connections Keeping all the people happy You know who you sound like right now
Starting point is 00:07:00 What Tucker Carlson Putin's a pretty smart guy I mean there's someone else who has said that Donnie T Yeah Well I mean the guy came from Nothing and now he's maybe the richest person in the world And he's controlled
Starting point is 00:07:18 He's controlled this entire country. Obviously, he's done some very illegal things, but also it's very dumb what he's doing right now, and it's backfiring on as of right now, it looks like. So even the smartest. Perricon took a lot of heat for this, but he said that Hitler was wickedly great. So to your point, you can be evil and do dumb shit,
Starting point is 00:07:41 but it takes a certain amount of intelligence to obtain the stuff that some of these evil dictators attain. to obtain like massive amounts of power and he didn't mean that as in boston wicked like he meant that is it like wicked the broadway show like evil yeah was he a good painter was he artistically intelligent i actually haven't really studied in his paintings if if if if dahl came up in the the jeff foxworthy participation trophy era man oh man could we have avoided all that that's very true the uh what do you say you know It was a weird thing when I was a kid.
Starting point is 00:08:20 If you played sports, you only got a trophy if you won. His generation invented giving the participation trophy. I don't think the kids were going out there and being like, hey, we need these trophies. The adults gave them the trophies to condition them into wanting the trophies. Well, it was also, it wasn't even that. It was just like they were really bad parents of that generation. Like they weren't parented by their generation because most of them died in the war. and then they didn't want to deal with like having to explain to their kids like you're not good
Starting point is 00:08:53 enough. So they were like, no, here's a free trophy. Like it's a thousand percent of his generation's fault for the participation trophies. I think that participation trophies are just a way of getting your kid to stop complaining sometimes and just getting like a little peace and quiet. Here you go. Be happy with this trophy. Okay, good. Now I can watch CBS evening news and not have you yelling at me. Right. It's just bad parenting is what participation trophies are. I watched that entire special, and I wish I could tell all of you that, like, you didn't watch it and it was actually good. It was not very good.
Starting point is 00:09:28 I mean, Jeff Foxworthy is a, he's been a funny comedian when, like, and when he does interviews and shit, like, he seems like such a cool dude and like, very good conversationalist. And like, it was just like not funny. Yeah. You're, I mean, I believe he's the number one selling comedian of all time in terms of, of like CDs and media. I mean, in the 90s and early 2000s, like blue collar comedy tour was like massive.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Even before that, when he had you might be a redneck if or James Rednecks play. Those, those CDs sold like hotcakes. Everybody had those CDs. It was like, it was a phenomenon. Cosby,
Starting point is 00:10:05 uh, dice clay like the top of the list is not people we would call like the top five Cosby, I understand had the reputation of that that has since been destroyed. But, yeah, I'm pretty sure Foxworthy is, like, number one all time. And also the voice of Golden Corral, lest we forget. That's very true. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:25 He's, he's been extremely successful. He's got, like, a massive audience. And he did a good job of branding himself back then as being like, I'm the redneck comedian. And also just the name Jeff Foxworthy. Is that his real name? Because it fits him perfectly. I would be devastated, actually, if I found out that Jeff Foxworthy was not his real name. Stand by.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Yeah, it is. It is. Okay. Good. Yeah. And also, are you smarter than fifth grader? Great show. Well, that's a good show.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Listen to the name of his father. Jimmy abstinence, Foxworthy. Abstinence? Abstance, yeah. We should do smarter than your fifth grader quizzes. I like that. Actually, Arian, do you pay attention at all to the trivia game show that we do here at Barstool called The Dozen? Uh-uh.
Starting point is 00:11:12 You should get a team together. We should put Arian on a trivia team. We do it like, like each team participates once every month or two, sometimes a little bit longer than that, but it's like an hour-long show hosted by one of our employees here, Jeff Lowe, who they just asked, I think it's a dozen questions per team and you're teamed up with two people that work here. It's actually very fun.
Starting point is 00:11:36 I think you'd have fun with it. We should get you on the squad. Yeah, I got you to do, man. I'll do it. What would be your trivia specialty? Like field of knowledge. Yeah. How deep order questions.
Starting point is 00:11:53 That matters. They can get tough. Yeah. Especially if it's your, if your specialty category, Jeff likes to write those pretty tricky. Yeah, you get a niche category.
Starting point is 00:12:05 So it's like that's one of the rounds is a niche. So like that one would be, you would pick Avatar, I would assume that like something you feel like you know inside and out. Oh, anything oh that category the other 11 categories are whatever jeff right like there's usually NBA NFL um and either college football or basketball those are mainstays um probably say like music or like hip hop music yeah um i don't know it depends Houston Texans
Starting point is 00:12:37 he does do some questions where he'll ask you a question about a sports team in a given decade and about who was on the roster that sort of thing um i'd have to do i'm not really to get good honestly i'm really not that good with sports because i don't know i just i i never i watched it but i wasn't like a super fan ever so it's it's not like i can't spat off stats and shit um unless i was like interested in the player but it's just rare honestly in that same vein there's certain like different reasons why people love sports i've figured that out barcel sports seeing a lot of sports fans and there's people who like sports because for some reason they like the statistics numbers names a jake marsh for example there's people who like sports because
Starting point is 00:13:28 they're super fans of their own team and they're very got a very narrow-minded sports love there's people who like sports because they like playing sports in the sport itself which is rare than you like when you think and those people don't have the statistical knowledge and like don't have the ineptitude and then there's uh gamblers who have a very intense recollection of moments and times because they have such an emotional response to them that they can very easily recollect them that's something i found very interesting about this place. Then there are people that love sports teams because they hate their sports teams so
Starting point is 00:14:10 much. Yeah. It's really just one person that I'm thinking it's not Billy I'm thinking of. Hank. Yeah, Frank the tank. Yeah. You'll remember him from the weed episode that we did where he ate the cookie for the first time. He absolutely hates the Mets, but he loves them
Starting point is 00:14:26 if that makes sense. Yeah. But it's... You get Matt? Yeah. I definitely understand that. Yeah. There's a little bit of that with me and and some your new quarterback No, I just love him I just absolutely love him Did you
Starting point is 00:14:40 This is piggybacking off The previous conversation But did you guys hear Trump Talking about the N word the other day I missed that Sure didn't He was like I was talking to Putin About the N word
Starting point is 00:14:54 He just kept saying the phrase The N word and then he goes nuclear And it was just like that's not You can't just toss that out there That's not what that means holy i fucking hate your sweatshirt yeah why what a turn are you trolling you with that seven on it no i'm just kidding oh there's a seven on it oh yeah i mean if you want to hate jalen brown that's a you problem pal that's not a me problem i've got a lot of feedback from last episode
Starting point is 00:15:25 about mad dog's relationship with numbers and everybody is is very entertained but also very very confused and a little concerned. Yeah, it's just so much work to do that. Sorry, I just got to start. I actually feel bad. That's every 30 seconds in your head, man. Do you find yourself able to focus at all right now on what I'm saying? Are you doing a numbers thing right now?
Starting point is 00:15:53 No, I can focus right now. I can focus. It definitely is more when I'm reading rather than just talking to you because I obviously can see it easier. but my mom and dad both texted me and they were like, we didn't even know you did that. So I just exposed myself to thousands of people instead of just telling my close personal friends and family.
Starting point is 00:16:12 It's a weird thing to hear. And it's probably a weird thing to explain. I've had several people DM me, though, being like, I do the same thing. So I'm going to build a community around it maybe. And now people are DMing me with like responding to things, breaking it down for me. So if I'll put something on my story,
Starting point is 00:16:30 they'll break the letter. sound for me. It seems like you just really like enjoy symmetry more than anything. Yeah, that's what, yeah. All right, so what do we want to talk about today? Tyreek Hill was just traded to the Miami Dolphins. He could have been a jet, Billy, but he decided he would rather play for the dolphins. So he kind of
Starting point is 00:16:48 a direct spit right in your face. I mean, he didn't want that smoke that was going to come. He didn't want all the pressure of playing under the bright lights of the New York media and Billy. I just think the chiefs are going to Definitely be on a downward spiral after that. Patrick Mahomes' efficiency will 100% go down. Because think about all the, like, crazy throws he threw to him that were just bailout type stuff. Yeah, they were still on the money.
Starting point is 00:17:16 Yeah. No, but like, I was watching his highlights, and there was just so many times where Patrick Mahomes was scrambling and then just chucked it up. And Tiger Kill ran forward in the corner was like chasing after him because he couldn't catch him. And then Tyreek just stopped really quickly and came back and caught it because it was a duck. Yeah, he's, I think he's probably the best wide receiver in the NFL. Yeah. He could do things that nobody else can. Checkdowns to touchdown.
Starting point is 00:17:40 Ariens says no. I say no. Best, yeah, best wide receiver, I don't think so. Like, when I think like best wide receiver, I think is skill set, like he's definitely the fastest. And that that is a, um, so like, as he ages, he's going to have a harder time getting separate. and running route, shit like that, because the speed isn't. That's what made Jay Rice sold the second goat because his route running and shit that didn't have to do with speed.
Starting point is 00:18:12 And Typer Carols, like, nobody argues like he has the best hands in the NFL. You know what I mean? Yeah, I just think that the way that he plays right now is something that nobody else can do that. No one else has that kind of speed. And so he does bail out. You're right, though, like as he gets older and you try to rely more. and more on your speed it becomes less and less effective obviously and then then you'd be looking
Starting point is 00:18:34 for somebody with bigger body size better uh better hands like actually like hopkins is is a perfect example of that you can make the argument that he's the best but um i guess we'll find out we'll find out now tua is going to be the one that has to has to answer for because there's no excuses anymore for tua he's got i love that i love that with a young quarterback yeah when we just draw line and say no more excuses it's go time he's set up he's got the maybe two of the fastest wide receivers it probably the fastest receiving core in the NFL they still got uh uh Parker Parker's there they might trade him but he is there he's signed they got Cedric Wilson from Dallas and they already had Jalen Waddle from last year um who's fast as
Starting point is 00:19:22 fuck that's damn they gonna have people on escapes that's crazy and people like everyone's been talking about like two a can't really throw it deep like i don't know that mcdaniel wants him to throw it deep like just get it to the ball get those guys the ball as fast as possible and let them figure it out like short routes crossing all that shit you're getting the ball you don't have to do too much i've seen two or throw the ball deep a few times he can't do it certainly capable he has to like really wind up but it's certainly capable yeah i mean he beat us twice last year like with with without these people.
Starting point is 00:19:57 So I think he'll be okay. Who's that? Patriots. You know that. I forgot for a reason. Because you hate, you hate Patriots fans, but you don't like,
Starting point is 00:20:07 you don't hate me. So it's hard for that meld in your brain. Yeah, I got a little cognitive dissonance there. Is it, is it actually like something that takes some time to get used to for players, Aaron,
Starting point is 00:20:19 if you've got a left-handed quarterback throwing you the ball? The spin is different. Yeah. The spin is definitely different. I mean, it'll take a couple of practices. It's not, you know, they're professionals, the ball to ball. But, like, when the ball's spinning, like, you usually have, like, a dominant hand
Starting point is 00:20:36 it falls in two first, and you're used to it fall in a certain way in your hand. And when it's the opposite, it catches you off guard if you're not used to. Like, so we had, during my tenure, we had, like, you know, a lot of quarterbacks. But there was one year, Matt Lion was the number two. and so you take all the reps a whole bunch of reps during practice and so you definitely have to adjust to who's throwing so matt would throw Matt would throw and then Matt liner would throw and you would have to adjust but it's like you know a couple practices you'll get to just of it um anything that we missed on Disney from Tuesday show any feedback that you've gotten not even necessarily feedback but we've struck again I would argue the between the
Starting point is 00:21:23 walk out that Mad Dog sent us in the chat and then Nick Cage of all people coming out and being like those people stink I will never work with Disney again yeah they're they're ruining National Treasure 3 so apparently it's on hold again is that what I'm hearing from what that quote says he's has no he said when I'm talking about fair weather friends in Hollywood I'm talking about Disney National Treasure 3 is not happening a according Nicholas Cage, despite Jerry Brockheimer pushing for the third one to drop with the original cat. Like, I'm not here for a National Treasure 3 without Nick Cage.
Starting point is 00:22:04 No, of course not. No, no, no. I think you should take it with a small grain of salt because Nick Cage, he's a great actor, but he also seems like a difficult person to work with. Is it a grain of salt or a grain of sand? I say grain of salt. I thought it was a grain of sand.
Starting point is 00:22:22 I mean, I'm not saying you're really, wrong i just i just remember here i could be wrong a grain of sand can make a pearl is that true that's how pearls are made i thought they were from oysters yeah like the oyster clams yeah clams is that not true i have no idea i always that's probably one of those things that i pray i thought it was that a grain of sand gets inside the oyster and the oyster like like puts a protection around it so it stopped irritating the i don't think you're wrong i'd have no idea how pearls are made you could be right i have no idea what do you sorry i didn't mean to distract are pearls the diamonds of the ocean yes mad dog what what do you know about oysters you're shaking
Starting point is 00:23:04 what's not oysters it's clams right clams yeah clams oh it's clams yeah or oysters clams clams are clams are clams it's some sort of mullusk yeah they're all all oysters are clams are clams but are all clams are no i have no idea it seems like a lot of work that would go into making like pearl jewelry Finding the pearl John Steinbeck Yeah I mean how many How many clams do you have to recover
Starting point is 00:23:29 To get enough pearls to make an oyster Do you have a clam guy I don't personally You gotta get a clam guy Oh I need a clamor I do need a clamor Yeah I found a glaring weakness in Billy's list Yeah
Starting point is 00:23:42 You need a clamor and I'd argue A cranberry bogger as well Yeah those are two guys I'm looking for I collect them all No no Oh, oysters aren't clams, but they're like from the same family. Yeah. Cousins.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Clams are members of the family, veneridae, and oysters, ostridae. Both clams and oysters generally have two types aside from edible and non-edible species. So touching on the walkout thing, what is that about? So Disney, after we did the Disney episode, all their employees walked out on the job because they all wanted to listen the podcast is that correct that's wild bro this this podcast is kind of we're always killing people or or calling events before it happens man i don't know what they were protesting though does anybody know big tea yeah it was the bill in florida okay got it yeah probably don't want to get into that one the don't say gay yeah or whatever i've not lived i haven't even read that bill i have no
Starting point is 00:24:49 idea what's going on with it well i guess that goes back to us talking about how how disney kind of controls florida and all the legislation that goes into it they're afraid of pissing anybody off um so yeah what do we want to get into from anything that we missed on on that show on tuesday when it comes to disney did we miss anything or did we cover it perfectly you want to do the draft of our favorite favorite movie yeah let's do a draft of our favorite favorite disney movies Avery has given me his own list Okay, you want to go three rounds Three rounds
Starting point is 00:25:18 Three rounds sounds good to me Pretty is fair All right, let's start I'm gonna just say How we do the order? How are we doing the order? How are we doing the order? I was just going to say it out loud Coley Arian
Starting point is 00:25:33 Mad Dogg, me, Billy, Big T and then Big T doubles and goes back around I would immediately like to trade you my pick PFT what do you want the third pick denied I like my draft position
Starting point is 00:25:51 one one one this feels like this upcoming NFL draft like I think there's a lot of talent on the board I don't know that there's anyone who truly separates themselves from the rest of the pack we're doing Disney Pixar right
Starting point is 00:26:11 both Yeah. Yeah, I think anything that falls under the Disney umbrella, you can do Marvel. Disney. See, I don't think we can. Yeah, I don't think you were Disney movies. I thought I was doing like cartoon. Yeah, I'm doing, like I, because otherwise you can take Star Wars.
Starting point is 00:26:29 Like, where does, where does it? Yeah, the ones that were made under Disney, that's correct. Well, I mean, you could do ESPN documentaries, 30 for 30. You know what I'm saying? Well, sure, but nobody's going to do that. I mean, then Disney Channel movies. Yes, those are made by Disney. Listen, if you want to take Disney Channel movies, I'm not going to stop you.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Yeah, your team's going to suck. Go ahead. I think taking Marvel and stuff like that is chaos. Yeah, I'm sticking with cartoons, bro. Yeah, I'm going to stick with cartoons too. Okay, I mean, I'm not... Listen, Big T, if you want to take fucking Ant-Man, go on. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:27:06 I don't watch Super Air movies because I turned six one time, but I will be taking movies that aren't cartoons. Oh, no. You are not shaming Marvel watchers. No, no, no. I'm not shaming anything that anyone likes. Do your thing. I personally, you couldn't pay me to watch one. But if that's what you enjoy, I don't need to pay you.
Starting point is 00:27:23 They got everyone else. Yeah, no. They're doing it. Wow. Hold on. You don't watch Marvel, bro? No. Or DC?
Starting point is 00:27:31 No. Why are you against superhero movies? It's not my thing. I don't get it. Every movie is the exact same. There's going to be, there's going to be a struggle, a tertiary character. is going to die, and then he's going to come save the day. That's every movie ever, man.
Starting point is 00:27:47 Most movies, yeah. There's like seven, they did a study on this. There's like seven stories that you can tell. Yeah, I mean, Jurassic Park, same thing. Like, the dinosaurs are going to get loose. So do you just not watch movies? Uh, not ones that I like know what's going to happen. No.
Starting point is 00:28:03 That's pretty much. You do not know what's going to happen. Brut, the antagonist doesn't ever really win. That's every movie ever. What movie? Oh, no, what's your favorite movie? Like, what kind of movies is this big T watch? Shawshank is probably my favorite movie?
Starting point is 00:28:16 That's a fire movie. That's a great pick. I can't even knock that. That's one of my favorite movies in a while time. He was so ready, too. But isn't that? Oh, I think everyone was. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:27 The classic. He wanted me to say like, fuck it. I wanted to jump. The last dance or something. Yeah, I thought it was going to be like, you know, like, gone with the wind or something. I thought it was going to be a sports movie. I mean, there are sports movies up there.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Like, Moneyball is definitely in my favorite movies. Yeah. Oh, but it's just full of lies. That's fine. I've never seen money, but I don't know. Fake News, Big T, wow. It's a movie about the Oakland A's winning the pennant, which doesn't mention any of their top three pitchers
Starting point is 00:28:53 or the MVP Miguel Taha. Yeah, completely ignores that they were actually disgusting and had all these great players. Some great players on that scene. The framework of the story is true. Brut, not Bruce, who's the joke that was married to Angelina Jolie? Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Brad Pitt. Is that with him? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I've seen that. In skinny, uh, Jonah Hill. Yep. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:29:18 It was before he got, yeah, it was before he got skinny. I don't think we should talk about his weight. He asked people not to. Oh, it was, it had Jonah Hill. There you. It did have Jonah Hill and. And yeah, they, they just completely left out the fact that they had, what was it? Tim Hudson, very Zito.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Hudson and Mulder. Molder, yeah. And Miguel Tihata. And they also won because we got a guy who's good. it walks. They also acquired with Bobbycock, the closer,
Starting point is 00:29:49 who they spent the entirety of the movie talking about Ricardo Rincon who they were like was a setup guy. Like their closer was way more important and they spent all of the movie chasing the Cleveland eyewords long reliever.
Starting point is 00:30:02 Like it was insane. All to get their throats ripped out by Derek Cheater being out of position. On a play where he was arguably safe. Ooh. Let's cook. You think he was safe?
Starting point is 00:30:14 I think he was out, but I just think it's extremely close. It's ridiculous that Derek Jeter happened to be there. Yeah, I still don't understand why he was there to make that plane. He probably slowed the ball down. He was out of position. Yeah. Yeah, I think he may have gave up on the game. He might have thought like, oh, we lost.
Starting point is 00:30:29 I'm walking off the field already. Yep. Anyways, Moneyball. Check it out. Great. Very good movie. You know, it was crazy, bro. I have never watched a full baseball game.
Starting point is 00:30:42 What is crazy? Didn't you say you've gone to baseball games? Yeah, I don't go to watch though. Like, I just be faded and kicking it with the homies. But aren't you in like the club seats with like free alcohol and shit? Like, why would it you stay? Yeah. They just isn't watch.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Oh, I've, I've been there for a whole game, but I've never watched. I don't know. I'll keep it a buck. I don't really know what's going on in baseball most of the time, bro. Like, they throw, they hit. I'm a novice. I have no idea what's going on in baseball. Actually, Aerea, I did want to talk to you about something that's been in the news a lot this year is the way that NBA fans and NBA players have been kind of at each other's throats a little bit.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Like the players aren't taking shit from fans anymore. You saw Kevin Durant. It was actually very funny when he told the guy to sit the fuck down. Yeah, I saw that. And then. Did you see Trey Young last night? No, when Trey Young do. There was apparently a fan sitting courtside them and going at him all game and he scored 45.
Starting point is 00:31:37 And when they think there was like 10 seconds left the game was like out of reach. Like, while a play was going on. Like, the Knicks were bringing the ball up the court. And Trey walks over this guy, and he just points an L out and he goes, hold that for me. Like, right in his face. And then, yeah, that's great. And then Russell Westbrook has been going at fans. Nurkich went out that fan and threw his cell phone.
Starting point is 00:31:57 And honestly, like, that's a very intimidating man walking up to you. Super intimidating. Have you heard the story about Nurkich's father? No. I think Nurkich? Yeah, I think Nurkich's father was a Bosnian police officer. like beat up like 25 guys in a fight it was like a crazy story
Starting point is 00:32:14 oh shit i think his dad's like six eight like his dad's one of the baddest men alive yeah so the nurk if i remember correctly nirky guys it sounds like yeah his father wasn't 25 but he cleared out a room like he he has that kind of power seven foot
Starting point is 00:32:29 400 pounds is his is his father uh yeah but so we've seen more and more players going at fans have you has ever been like a fan that you almost fought or that you talk shit to? Oh, all the time. I was quick to jaw a fan because they get like, so I was at it.
Starting point is 00:32:51 So like that, that restful thing happening, right, where buddy is recording him and he's talking shit to him. And he's like, I just, I'm a fan, man. I just want you to play better, man. I just want you to play better. And when he's at a safe distance, he was like, you're a club, bro, whatever he said, right? And so, like, I had tweet out of the type of dudes that, like, they talk. And when they get hit, they sue.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Mm-hmm. Like them, them type of cats. And so there was some dude who responded to me, and I was kind of going back and forth with him. And he was like, if you suck, I'm going to boo you. And yeah, they're like, all this. But that's the mentality. The mentality is like very entitled.
Starting point is 00:33:30 It's because I pay to watch you, like, I'm entitled to say what I want to you. That you sure. But there's consequences behind that. They pay your salary. yeah and they don't but they think they do um majority of the money comes from like tv contracts so it's like not you directly family but um but hang on hang on hang on hang on the tv contracts are worth that much money because people are watching nobody watched that i said i said not directly i was talking about people buy tickets buy tickets buy merch shit like that so so people say i pay
Starting point is 00:34:03 your salary you don't you don't like you think you do but you don't it is what it is Sorry for everybody that thinks otherwise. I mean, you've never like, you're correct. If you, if you stop watching, the check still going clear. I promise you. But anyway, that thought process, it gives them that entitlement. And so I was, I was quick to jaw cats. I understand.
Starting point is 00:34:25 I'm like, meet me somewhere. It's whatever. I was that guy. Does anybody come back at you? No, that's the whole point. They fucking solve. Like, it's, it's all cool and it's all fun. It's all jokes.
Starting point is 00:34:37 But, like, we realized, like, there's a lot of emotion that goes into these games. Like, I gave my life to this shit and some motherfuck understand going to say something. I'm going to snap back. Fuck you. But you never, you never flipped on someone who would just, like, boo. It was always someone like. Nah, they would do like, it was disrespectful shit. It was like, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:34:54 I'm saying. Like talking about my personal life or, you know, something like that. Did you hear what the dude who, uh, who, uh, Nerkich went out, what he, what he said to him? Yeah, I never heard that. No. Oh, he was, he was talking about, he was saying like, fuck your grandma and shit. and his grandma died of COVID. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, that type, that type of shit. He deserves to get hit. He deserves to get hit. Like, what I fuck his phone. You know what I mean? Like, fuck that dude. But that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:35:17 It's like, I would never like, boo. And I don't care about that shit. Right. That's just a part of, that's part of it. I don't know, nobody cares about that. But when you start getting disrespectful and personal, like, yeah, bro, you're going to deceive me. Big Cat's policy is that every player should be able to fight one fan a year. You get one.
Starting point is 00:35:32 That'll, that will, that will sit that shit to fuck down. I promise you. I think, I think it's funny though, but like after that one fight, fans are going to. Yeah, that's part of the equation. It's like, okay, you have to use your fight, but use it correctly. You have to make it worth something. Huh. So fans would, like, be able to target guys that had already used their fights.
Starting point is 00:35:57 And then players would, like, save their fights until it was really a fightable moment, you know? That's pretty good. You would see so many week 17 fights, like half the team up. in the same. Yeah, that would be awesome. You got to cash it in. And then somebody was talking about trading, people would trade players based on if they had a fight
Starting point is 00:36:18 left in that year, it would become part of the, part of the equation. I'm a fan of violence in sports. I think there should be more violence. I've had to agree. Let's do it. Get rid of targeting. I've gone off sports without violence. You know what you signed up for. It's a violent
Starting point is 00:36:34 game. Quit kicking kids out of games that they, no, it's bullshit. I agree, bro. More violence, better. And they also just teach better tackling. Yeah, but like, it's to the point now that guys are getting kicked out for, like, grazing a helmet to helmet. It's like, what are we? I agree with that.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Some dudes are reckless and we'll just like. But I'm also, I also, by that same token, like, listen, it's a violent game. You know what you signed up for. I want guys getting laid out. Mm-hmm. Yeah. This is why I hate quarterbacks, though. And why when quarterbacks, the greatest athletes of all time,
Starting point is 00:37:08 the competition comes up, I'm always like, shut the fuck up. They play an entirely different game than everybody else, dog. They have this own special little place in that game. And then they get heralded so much. It's cool, dude, I don't care about that part. But, like, you don't play the same game as we do. We're in the trenches.
Starting point is 00:37:24 We're getting hit. And if you touch him, you can't touch him in practice. Can't touch them in the games. This shit way. I also think that the game being slowed down in slow motion and high-definition cameras, make it easier to legislate things that really you don't have control of sometimes when it happens. Like if you watch something in super slow motion and it takes a safety, you know, five seconds
Starting point is 00:37:46 and, you know, his head is going into the other guy's face mask. When in real time, that same action takes like a 16th of a second, it's tough to really punish that guy and say, wow, this is a dirty hit because they obviously don't have things happen in real time in the game so fast. that it's I also understand though why they're trying to do it because they're afraid of the lawsuits that can happen if they don't look like they're trying to improve the safety of the game if there's not something that they can point at concretely and say this is a rule change that we've done to make it safer the two rules I would change in all of sports one a coach should be able to have a second flag in all sports that he can throw to fight the ref not a fan but the rest because who polices the police. And two, no slow-mo replay. Like, we can have replay.
Starting point is 00:38:43 It has to be at game speed. You cannot have slow-mo replay anymore. This would actually be a good, like, a nanodosing topic we should do. What I want is, number one, in just terms of a rule change, fumbles out of bounds should go to the defense. When everybody talks about fumbles out of the end zone going to the defense is crazy. No, no, no, no. All fumbles out of bounds should go to the defense. They're the one that caused the fumble.
Starting point is 00:39:02 You shouldn't get it back. Secondly, replay in the replay officials shouldn't know what the call on the field is. There should be no more stand. You have to make a call. It's interesting. They should be locked in a room somewhere where, and I don't know, because on the video. It's black. Yeah, like seriously, like they don't, they're not watching the games.
Starting point is 00:39:23 They don't know what the call is and they have to make a call. I agree with that. I think that's a good idea. Because so many times you can tell what it should be and they're like, oh, we couldn't overturn it. Well, there should be no overturning. You make a call. Just having some guy sitting in a dark room, like he gets as much refreshments as he wants,
Starting point is 00:39:39 but that has no idea what's going on in the outside room. Watching friends reruns and shit. Yeah, some just happen. We need you to make a call on this. It's sports time. Lock in. Yeah, exactly. I got a pretty counterintuitive one I heard.
Starting point is 00:39:54 You know, it's going to sound unpopular, but just taking helmets out of football. because helmets give people a sort of false sense of safety that they tend to use their head more and their natural self-preservation sort of is lost whereas if you don't have a helmet on you're less likely you involve your head in a play or sort of use it and dip the crown of your head I heard that a rugby a lot of rugby people push this yeah there so there's a certain element of truth to that, where in rugby you have to learn how to tackle correctly or else you're going to get very, very injured very, very quickly. But also, the game of rugby is so much different
Starting point is 00:40:37 from football where you don't get as many blind side hits. You can usually see the play in front of you. There's no blocking. You're not being pushed into somebody in a different direction. So it's a little bit different. I don't think that it would work. I think that people would actually die in the football. Yes. I think it would be a catastrophic. game entirely yeah there there's some truth to it in that people sometimes do use their helmets as a weapon or they they tackle recklessly because they don't um have the fear of like you know hurting their head when they do it but also i think that like if you actually implemented it the consequences would be a hundred times worse but like for example i was thinking about it because i was thinking the same
Starting point is 00:41:18 thing like someone's doing a quick slant and coming over the middle like you're not going to have guys who are going to throw themselves like they would with a helmet and shoulder pads they're going to actually hesitate wait till he catches it and sort of stop him with his butt with their body and it's going to make the game like it's pretty scared to go to over the middle anymore though then days it's over yeah well also the helmet not only protects in the tackle but it also protects you as you're hitting the ground which is like if you didn't have a helmet on and you land on your shoulder or your neck and you're not wearing a helmet you're fucked like they're broken necks yeah Well, I've heard the opposite sometimes that because the helmet's heavier, your body has a natural ability for when you fall to sort of keep your head up.
Starting point is 00:42:03 And the helmet, since it's a little thicker and it's heavier, it actually helps the whiplash. And actually don't avoid the impact because you're almost closer to the ground because of the helmet. I think that some of the hits happen so quickly with such force that your body is just like, it's just reacting to the forces that are put on it. It doesn't have time to stabilize sometimes. But I think the only way to make that work is you have to ban weight lifting also. Like there's no more, you can't get strong. You can only do body weight exercise. That's it.
Starting point is 00:42:36 Just no more Olympic lifts. We're weak people in the NFL. Yeah. Like we have true fat guys on the lines and we have like just very, very nimble everyone else. Like no more, no DK Maccaps. Sorry, pal. That'd be very funny. I do think that the one rule change that they could take from rugby, it wouldn't be the no helmet's rule.
Starting point is 00:42:57 It would be that on defense, and rugby, you have to attempt to wrap up the tackler with your arms. You can't do like a shoulder charge in somebody. You can't lead with your head. You can't fly in with an elbow or a forearm. You have to at least make an attempt. You don't necessarily have to wrap them up, but you have to do an action that shows that you're trying to wrap them with your arms before you bring them down. And that naturally makes you hit with your shoulder more than it does. with any other part of your body.
Starting point is 00:43:23 That would be an interesting one that I think, like, obviously it would take some time to get the coaching and to make it work. But I think the outcome of that would probably be better than taking out the helmets. Aaron, there's one other thing I want to push back on you on, and I don't mean to get contentious here. But I saw something that you tweeted online yesterday. I think that we should address. You came at Twitter superstar Candice Owens yesterday.
Starting point is 00:43:49 And I'd like you to answer for that because there was a tweet of hers that you took you took umbrage with your big umbrage taker she said if you think making your husband a sandwich is a sin but popping your vagina into another woman's vagina in front of the world as power you are a lost soul and you think she's incorrect you think that if somebody thinks that making their husband a sandwich is a sin but is out there grinding their pee words together. and saying, look how empowered I am, you think that's a normal thing? You think it's a normal thought process? I didn't take it umbrage with it. It came across my timeline and I had no idea what the fuck she was talking. I had no context behind it. So I was like, can somebody tell me what the fucking context behind is it? Because I just, if you just read like read it again, without understanding the context and it's just wild, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:44:44 I don't understand it. Okay. It is wild. If you think making your husband a sandwich is a sin, but popping your vagina into another woman's vagina in front of the world is power. You are a lost soul. Out of context, yeah, there's, yeah,
Starting point is 00:44:57 and to your credit, you said, I've been out of the loop. What in the entire fuck is the context behind this, fam, long? Yeah, yeah. I had no idea what she was talking about. And so everybody underneath gave me context. And I understand the context. And she, obviously, it reached her.
Starting point is 00:45:12 I think she responded underneath it. I think she said something like, this guy has been out of loop. but it was a conversation last year or something like that. I admit, I didn't, I didn't respond to her because, like, I'm not going to go back and form of Canada as well as on Twitter. Yeah, she said, presumably this guy has been out of the loop for over a year and wants to know what Cardi B and I argued about a year ago, fam. So, oh, yeah, and it was a little dig at, at, at my lexicon.
Starting point is 00:45:38 I know what I mean? That's that, that's a little dog whistles politics they like to do over there on the right side. So she was, she was talking about the wet-ass pussy video, I think. And yeah, they were talking about the WAP video. The Wap video. He's still talking about that? No, this is a year ago. This is a year ago tweet.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Oh, it's an old tweet. Yeah, some reason it popped up in my time. So I don't know who it was that I was following, but it popped up into my time line yesterday. And I was like, what the fuck is this, though? Yeah, that was a wild time. I think she was saying that there were people out there saying that making your husband a sandwich is improper. But we should celebrate the WAP video. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:13 Well, I think in the song itself, Cardi B goes on to proclaim that she does not cook nor clean. And then she'll tell you how she got that ring. So I think maybe that's what she was, she was the umbrage taker here. Yeah, it was her. It's like so that's what it's like conservative. Conservatives like conservative values, right, which is the women are staying at home and cooking and cleaning and like, what do they call it? The hierarchical structure of the family. That's what they like. And so if like women are like, I don't say empowered, but if women are like not doing that, they, you know, some of them take issue with it. And I mean, I get, I honestly understand both sides of the, I mean, I obviously fall more
Starting point is 00:46:57 liberal on that side, but I understand both sides of this. Like, I get you feeling like your woman should do a certain way, but if she doesn't, you're wrong, my G. But I don't, I don't understand how, and this could potentially sound awful, but we're talking about an awful person here if how could a woman advocate for going back in time like it it's counter to like if if that's what she wants and she can't speak out loud like that's just how it was that's not me saying it that's what she's advocating for so how can she have an opinion on something I do think that regardless of if you're a man or a woman and you're making your husband or
Starting point is 00:47:36 wife a sandwich if one were to think that was a sin to do I I I do take umbrage with that as well i think that people should make each other sandwiches i don't think that there's anything sinful about that a sandwich 100 out of 100 times taste better when someone else makes it for you that's a fact yeah that is a great point actually wow so like make each other sandwich that's that's my platform that's that's romance right there that's a real love can you imagine if there was a guy out there that was uh like very upset with the state of modern relationships where you're expected to to buy your would-be fiance a diamond ring. And so instead of doing that, you're like, this is real empowerment.
Starting point is 00:48:17 And then you just go over and start docking with your buddy. This is men's empowerment right now. I'm not going to be beholden to tradition to an outdated way of separating the sexes. Me and my bro are just going to play tummy sticks with each other in a sword fight. Tip to tip, let's do it. Yeah. All right. Thank you for illuminating what the context of that was, Aaron.
Starting point is 00:48:42 I was just curious if you stood behind your words. Aaron also took great umbrage with the fork using community last night. Absolutely, bro. So my short was eating a pokey bowl. And she always gives me food. She does make my sandwich sometimes. But she always gives me food and she gives me it with a fork. And nine times out of ten is the wrong dish to give a fork to.
Starting point is 00:49:13 I like to scoop and eat. Like, she likes to poke things. And it's just, it's just less efficient to me. It was obviously a spoon dish. You scoop it. And you get more on the, you get more on there. Are you, are you doing what I think you're doing? No.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Probably not. No, there's a fork. Okay, okay. So I don't know this is what Aryan's alluding. to but uh went to a liberal art school was super liberal one day i walked in the cafeteria and see a whole poster about why the fork is uh like part of patriarchy through like eating meat eating like the fork was a very eurocentric tool of like oppression is that is what arian was doing no no okay okay i don't think because this is related but like how do you fuck are you supposed to
Starting point is 00:50:05 eat a salad with a spoon dude there's a whole idea that like was out there with some seriously like way left people who were like yeah man the fork is just it was invented by Europeans it's a sign of violence I think that's just that's just a heat check by some libs being like no dude you yeah we've been on a role recently you know what's next people use these people use these stabby things on meat a lot I think if we get rid of forks and we'll get rid of a lot of it's like the act of stabbing is an act of violence and fork like I'm to you guys you're talking me into it you guys don't understand what four years I've done like
Starting point is 00:50:43 you're actually like it's jail I did four years four years a hard time reading critical race theory I would rather go to jail for four years than go to Billy's college no seriously it was crazy bro I would love to see Big T go but but seriously that was the argument was that the four I would like to hear that argument I would like to hear that argument yeah but like for example salad like there the it was a very like like Eastern utensils are less violent.
Starting point is 00:51:11 It was a whole thing. That's, that's, that's, I don't know, spoons to, spoons to me, I, I, I wasn't doing that, but spoons to me are just more efficient. Like when you're trying to gather the amount of food on your utensil is objectively more with a spoon. Yeah, if you're a six year old. Yeah, I think you're, I think this is another anti-Aryans hands case we got here. Like, I'm, I can scoop in the fork front. Yeah, I'm pretty good at it.
Starting point is 00:51:36 Depends on what it is. It'll fall off. But in a Pokey bowl, can you get more rice on a fork or a spoon? You've got, in a Pokey Bowl, you need the fork because you've got a lot of elements in there that need to be stabbed that will fall off the utensil.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Like what? You'll get lettuce in there. You'll get a nice spring mix, sometimes toss in the Pokey bowl. All that shit's on a nice little pile. You cannot use a spoon on lettuce. No. But you should.
Starting point is 00:52:00 Wait, hold on. There's no lettuce. There was no lettuce in that Pokeball. Well, let me look at it. There wasn't. It was a fine. To your point, it was a finely diced pokey bowl. I like, I like pokees using a big spoon on pokey bowls.
Starting point is 00:52:13 Yeah. I've, I've done some pokey time. Okay. So on the picture that you put up, I'm seeing a lot of, seeing a lot of ingredients. The carrot to me would be one that would, that would fall off the spoon. And maybe the cucumber. Well, what were the results of this poll? Oh, I have a whole bunch of terrorists that follow me apparently.
Starting point is 00:52:35 11,000 people's yeah 11,000 people voted and 69% of them said for 31% said spoon I mean I mean people are wrong about a lot of shit at the risk of stating the obvious area and have you familiarized yourself with the spork yeah I'm not a fan man give it a buck why is that it's it's because you can't really you can't really stab shit with it you know what I mean Like, forks to me are like, like steak, like, you know what I mean? But then that should even be like more to your, because it's given, even if it gives you a little bit of stabby, you still, it's mostly spoon, which is what you want anyway. I just want a spoon. You know, I need like 10% more stab.
Starting point is 00:53:18 I think it's just the a side I've picked now that I'm thinking about it because even the sport is, it's offensive to, like fuck it. You know what I got them. I'm not a, I'm not a spork fan. You can't budge now. I respect that. A spork is a utensil of compromise. And Aryan is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:35 Yeah, that's what it is. That's what it is. Pick a fence right and ass utensil. Yeah. Pick a fucking side, dog. We are not, no, you either scooping or stabbing, dog. You don't see the knife making, uh, right? Hedges like that.
Starting point is 00:53:51 I'm looking at the picture right now. Um, you're holding the Pokea bowl and that's my short. That's my shorter. Oh, you could see how I could get confused there. Yeah, she has nails and she's Vietnamese. we have very similar skinclips. All right, let's get to the Disney movies. Coley, you're going first.
Starting point is 00:54:08 We're just going to do three. Try not to be a weirdo with it and pick some strange comic book movie. No, I was arguing for the traditional. Yeah, that was mostly to everybody else. Big D. You're going to pick Air Bud. Don't like pick Judge Dred, which technically is a Disney movie. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:54:28 I mean, I like that aside. We just went through because it gave me. more time to stall um i definitely don't want one one i'm taking lion king have to good choice good musical as well yeah i think just pound like scene for scene song for song animation pixel to pixel i just think it it is probably the best uh that was my pick um i was bonte mac no matter what And you took him. It's okay. I had a backup plan because I knew that was going to be a popular pick.
Starting point is 00:55:05 So I'm going with The Little Mermaid. The reason why I'm going with The Little Mermaid is I think it has the best soundtrack of any Disney movie of all time. Now, I say that because there was a movie released currently that I think can give it a run for its money, but time just has to pass. but in contos music soundtrack is fucking fire dog it is but i'm gonna go with the little mermaid because it's you know it contos too new so it's new booty i'm i'm looking i'm looking at the soundtrack for little mermaid it has two absolute 100% undeniable bangers on there a whole new whole new oh no uh part of your world under the sea and under the sea hold on You're missing Ursula, bro.
Starting point is 00:55:57 What was her song? Poor unfortunate souls. Poor unfortunate souls, bro. That's a, run it back. She was talking that shit. I'm telling you, though. And not only that, Sebastian's, there you see her sitting there across the way.
Starting point is 00:56:12 Ashley Tisdale has a version of that song that's a banger. Okay, so I can speak on that. But bro, I'm talking about pound for pound. That's the best soundtrack that there was. I think Lion King takes a big greasy shit on it as far as the soundtrack goes. Yeah. There's no way. Under the sea is, it's like I would listen to that if there was no movie.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Yeah, it's a great song. That's one great song, undeniably fantastic. I love it. Darling, it's better, down where it's wetter. Take it from me. We got a hot crustacean band. It's good. I never caught that innuendo, but.
Starting point is 00:56:48 However, if you look at Lion King, you've got, I just can't wait to be king. Mid, very mid zone. Oh, let's knock it off. Come up, time out. You were just about to pick this movie if I did. Hold on. No, I know because I was doing it because of the story that actually Disney, I think, stole. If there's, there's tales that they stole from a, what was that movie?
Starting point is 00:57:09 Billy looked this up. If, if the Lion King was stolen, the Disney still the Lion King, a story and everything, it's, it's wild. But if you do a Twitter poll, bro, your Twitter followers, fuck with you. Do a Twitter poll. I'll retweet it. We're going to get it, give it 24 hours. under the sea versus just can't wait to be king
Starting point is 00:57:27 I got to put my last PFT was about to say I'm talking about the entirety the entirety of the soundtrack so you've got I'm listening I'm listening just can't wait to be king you've got circle of life
Starting point is 00:57:38 circle of life Hakuna Matata and no life Akuna was that okay what was the love song um feeling in your eyes can you feel of love tonight
Starting point is 00:57:48 can you feel of love tonight I gotta say four all timers yeah you're you're not wrong I think the Little Mermaid may have a higher individual score per song, but the average score of the Lion King's better. I don't know if that's how math works. You're saying that their highs are higher on the Little Mermaid. Under the scene might be the best.
Starting point is 00:58:11 But also, though, but I mean, think about it, they had to pull in star power. Those are Elton John. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's a star power they use. These are all negative. So you're, yeah, your negative is that songwriter is too good. No, what I'm saying? He wasn't even in the movie.
Starting point is 00:58:25 Do you think Sebastian the crowd wrote that song? No, what I'm saying. Sebastian was in the movie, bro. He was in the movie. Elton John was just a fucking superstar, one of the greatest songwriters of all the time. It was like, yo, let me bar you for this movie score. No, that's what I'm saying. Pound for Pound.
Starting point is 00:58:43 That's star power, dog. That's strictly star power. Who's your banger? Like, what's your number one Lion King song? Probably. And don't know me wrong. I love the Lion King. I was my number one pick.
Starting point is 00:58:57 So out of all the songs in Lion King, I think Can You Feel the Love Tonight is the one that that has lasted the longest that has been the best received song over the decades. I think it's a Kuna Matata. Also a great song. I mean, and the Circle of Life intro is perhaps the most iconic sound Disney's created. Just the intro.
Starting point is 00:59:19 Sikania. Yep. I mean. That is high. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot. Hang on that.
Starting point is 00:59:25 That rising sun. I think that was one of the first movies I saw in theaters. Probably. Yeah. You know what? I'm all. You're right. There's another move.
Starting point is 00:59:36 There are other soundtracks that we'll get to. I don't want to spoil any picks. Shout out, Barcelona, Chicago. I don't want to spoil other picks, but we can have a whole soundtrack to be. Billy, when were you born? I just remember seeing. Oh, no, there was a re-release. Was it like, what was it?
Starting point is 00:59:49 Just wanted to fact check that because this came out in 1994. Yeah, hello is Billy. I know, I'm older than you. I think Lion King's one. They toss back in theaters every couple of years. I'm sure. I'm probably. Because I also remember seeing E.T. in theaters, but E.T. did not come.
Starting point is 01:00:05 I think my parents took me to a lot of re-releases. All right. I was talking about a TV that he had. Yeah, the re-the-re, uh, yeah. All right. So Arian takes Little Mermaid, Mad Dog. Yeah. I'm going to take the original Mary Potter.
Starting point is 01:00:22 So Julie Andrews. Okay. That was like growing up, you know how you have like your movie that you played on like repeat? That was mine. And I can the lady who throws the food to the pigeons and she's muppins, muppins. That freaks me out to this day. But that movie is like my OG, my go to forever. I'm going to keep it a buck, Maddie.
Starting point is 01:00:44 I think you could have got them. Third round. Yeah. Yeah. I'm so after the third round. I think you could. Undrafted for your agent. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:51 You waste your number one pick on Mary Poppins beat. That's Vante Mac, no matter what. Listen, Vante Mac was implied to be a good player, return the Cleveland Browns around. Oh, what I'm saying? I don't think Mary Poppies is going to change a franchise. But I respect to pick. Yeah, you could have brought her in for a workout off the street.
Starting point is 01:01:10 $25,000 signing bonus. $25,000 is a lot. Yeah, practice squad. I have a practice squad player. 25 is a lot for that signing bonus for Mary Popper. It's okay. I think it's Mad Dog's first, like, official draft. So who do we...
Starting point is 01:01:25 Is this your first draft, maybe? Is it your first draft? No, I've done a couple drafts. I did what stock one. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. That's right. Who do we got right now? Okay, so she got Mary Poppins.
Starting point is 01:01:39 Oh, G. It's on me. I'm going to go, I think I'm going to go a toy story. Oh, fuck. Great movie. Those were the two hours between. That's what I'm saying. Look, look, look.
Starting point is 01:01:51 I'm not trying to, Harp on you too hard here, Maddie, but you got Lion King, Little Mermaid, Toy Story, and then Mary Poppins. You see, you feel me? It's all good. Toy Story really, it changed the game. It changed movies, as we know. And it's just a great story and had star power in there.
Starting point is 01:02:07 I would also argue, it's one of the only movie franchise in general that every single sequel stood up to test of dollars. Yeah. Every single one was good. Like Toy Story 4 is fired, though. Toy Story 4 is the best one. Toy Story just, I can see that. It just tugged on your heartstrings.
Starting point is 01:02:26 It was an animated film that made you feel all the emotions. Like, oh, this kid, he's getting rid of his old toy. We've all had those toys. It actually made me feel a little bit guilty about the way I treated some of my toys when I was younger. It's like, I guess Fluffy the Rabbit is chopped liver. Now they got a Super Nintendo, you know? What about Fluffy? They also kind of vilified Sid and the first one.
Starting point is 01:02:48 He's just like a kid that loved to have fun with his toy. and they like made him out to be this bag. He's like creative as fuck. He was creative though. He should have been on a list for sure. Like, Sid was a problem. Sid was a school in the end. He was ordering explosives off the internet somehow.
Starting point is 01:03:04 This was like 96. fireworks. That's facts on. That's facts on. And he was just having a good time, man. He wasn't as bad as they made him out to be. Yeah, but he's having a good time. Sid probably had a disruptive childhood.
Starting point is 01:03:14 He probably had chaos in his family. He was lashing out. This is, this is propaganda, man. And he lived in a good neighborhood and his parents were there. Like, I don't look. We don't know. We don't know the whole story.
Starting point is 01:03:26 He just liked to be creative with his toys. This is my point. This is propaganda. I think he had a good life, man. I may be mistaken, but I think there is an Easter egg in the last toy story I watched where Sid like went to art school. Like they, there was like a little like Hitler. It's possible.
Starting point is 01:03:44 Toy store Pixar keeps shit tight. They do great Easter eggs. All right, Bill, you're up. say who do we got because I want to make a repeat okay we have Lion King off the board Little Mermaid Mary Poppins and Toy Story okay okay this is where it gets hard
Starting point is 01:04:01 the thing is I didn't necessarily like all the best Disney movies this is your draft so I'm going to go with I'm going to go with Emperor's New Groove Okay. I think I could have gotten that later, but like I like for example,
Starting point is 01:04:23 Beauty and the Beast is supposed to be a really good Disney movie, but like. I'm first thinking it was great. Yeah. The emperors you agree. It might have been not your guys time period, but it was one of the, it was a goat, goad movie. Oh, now I was just like my pick.
Starting point is 01:04:38 60 years old, not my time period. I'm still watching Redatooie every day, man. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're spoiling too many picks. All right, big tea. Uh, so I have two back to back, correct? Yep.
Starting point is 01:04:51 So. Oh, wait, we also need to throw Avery in here. He has picks. He can get all his picks last. Yeah, he gets the pick. Yeah. So with my first round pick, I'm going to go with Finding Nemo.
Starting point is 01:05:05 Fucking ass. It's not my favorite. I mean, obviously, Toy Story was gone. And then first pick of the second round, I'm going to go, this, y'all are going to say that you could get this as a Mary Poppins pick, but it's not, and you're very wrong, Mighty Ducks. Okay.
Starting point is 01:05:23 It's a good movie. Yeah. No, it's up there with some of the best work. You take Mighty Ducks one? Yeah, he is. Well, first pick of the second round. No, I'm saying the first Mighty Ducks. So I thought about picking Mighty Ducks too, but like you, I feel like you've just got to go with the OG, you know. Also, D2 is a great name for a sequel.
Starting point is 01:05:42 They could have gone Mighty Ducks too, but. Yeah, D2 is the best one probably, but I'm just taking Mighty Ducks, the one that's the one that starts. it okay and finding nemo is a good pick too yeah i don't want to gloss over finding nemo finding nemo is that was a fire pick actually like the i've made this point before but the entire taken franchise all of them do not have as much violence and heartbreak and as a totality of all four of them as you see in finding nemo yeah a lot of fish death it's a more violent taken and marlin is a better father than Liam Neeson.
Starting point is 01:06:20 He has a great fight. He risks life and limb. Yeah. Multiple times. I love the sharks in that movie, too. The Australian sharks. Wonderful. Crush.
Starting point is 01:06:30 They weighs. Yep. Crush the turtles are great. Noggin. Dude. All right, Billy. Tarzan. Tarzan had a great soundtrack.
Starting point is 01:06:42 That was what I was thinking of. I was not going to put it against. I think of it. I think it's up there. I think you can easily. Phil Collins up there. Phil Collins was in his bag for the Tarzan. Yeah, but Aryan's going to say that doesn't count.
Starting point is 01:06:53 No, Aryan came around to the discussion. I didn't say, yeah, I didn't say it. You're correct that Lion King has the superior soundtrack. But I do take Umbrage with pulling in star power. That's why I would take under the sea over Kenya to the live in that. But counterpoint, though, you were gassing in Conto, which brought in Lin-Manuel Miranda for that soundtrack. they did the same thing. He didn't even know.
Starting point is 01:07:19 But that motherfucker. He did Moana too. He did. All right. For my second one, I'm going to go Aladdin. Loved Aladdin. Robin Williams as the genie. Just incredible.
Starting point is 01:07:31 Maybe the singular best performance of all time in an animated film by a single person, I think, would be Robin Williams in Aladdin. I wish that, was there like a camera on him while he was recording the voiceovers? Because if so, I bet it was intense to watch. The genie was a great character. It's got part of this world, as Billy alluded to earlier. Is that the name of it? A whole new world. A whole new world.
Starting point is 01:07:57 A whole new world. Prince Ali, great song. I mean, just everything about it, start to finish, great film. So my pushback, since this is a draft and I'm out here to win, I could argue, and Robin Williams himself argued that him being the genie ruined voice acting as a, profession and methodology as a whole. He demanded Disney not use Jeannie as a promotional vehicle for Aladdin because he didn't want people to know he was Jeannie
Starting point is 01:08:29 because he knew what it would mean for the voice acting community. And Disney was like, yeah, sure, no problem. Yeah, we're going to pay Robin Williams and not advertise that he's the fucking pretty much main character of the movie. And Jeannie was on everything. He was selling you Pepsi. He was everywhere. like Jeannie was like dominated the 90s pretty much so that that really and now every animated movie they tell you who the cast is they just did it with the the promo for the Mario movie which hasn't even been fucking drawn yet so how was he saying it was going to ruin voice acting because they were going to hire already known celebrities as opposed to getting traditional voice actors that have right yep and he was absolutely right about right dead on right but but he was that he was that good so your argument is that Robin Williams was too good
Starting point is 01:09:16 in this movie i will take that criticism thank you i mean he himself obviously like he's someone who cares about acting whether it's voice acting or not a lot of people um who do it they just do their normal voice and that's that's not the spirit of the game as far as i'm concerned still a great movie though great story oh fun fact fun fact tom hanks's brother does a lot of the voice acting for woody uh in his place and picks up a lot of his uh paychecks like when woody does like uh video games or commercials huh that's weird i didn't know that but yeah i didn't have that much bread where like you don't i can't really do the voice acting for this right now so go ahead and take it fam jim hanks jim hanks yeah don't really
Starting point is 01:10:07 i don't think i've ever heard of jim hanks before boy they fucking shot for the stars on those names, huh? Good for Tom. That's nice. Spreading love around a little bit to his family. Yeah, it's actually fire. All right, Mad Dog. Monsters, Inc.
Starting point is 01:10:24 Okay. Solid pick. It's such a good movie. And it was, I don't remember what year was released, but it was around the age when Billy and I were, like, old enough to comprehend what movies were. Yeah. But not old enough to, like, I can't be old. I don't think we were older than five.
Starting point is 01:10:41 And so, great movie. a good mix of comedy and heartfeltness with boo and Sully I think it has a lot of good physical comedy for an animated movie as well I love that movie totally kills the
Starting point is 01:10:58 monster like that movie like made me like start believing there's no monsters and if they are they're nice right and then they'll just come and then they'll do stand-up comedy yeah oh that's a sweet store it is sweet all right aaron honestly maddie you could have opened with that one that'd have been yeah it's a first round pick that's a first round pick kind of in second a lot of it um this one um you took aladdin
Starting point is 01:11:25 that was gonna be my second pick um i i it's just i love this movie and it's i i'm pretty sure i can get this in the third but uh ratatooie it's just it's just a solid movie man one of the greatest movies of all time honestly It is really good. Yeah. I was a little bit late watching. I think I watched it for the first time in, like, 2014. Fantastic movie.
Starting point is 01:11:50 And it's Patton Oswald, right? That plays main character. He does a really good job in it. Great voice. Now, are there any great songs in that? No, there's no songs. No music. That's what makes it so powerful.
Starting point is 01:12:03 It's just a really good story. Well-written script. Animation is amazing. They did a really good job with it. It really made me want, what was the name of the dish that he made the uh the layer to it but there was there was another one um the chocolate volcano cake right wasn't he made he made a lot of food in the movie yes okay there was no chocolate volcano cake though all right maybe i'm wrong about that one but yeah it's a good
Starting point is 01:12:31 pick i approve i think everybody will it's a good value in the second round too coli i agree so i mean i was i was i was queuing up my Monster to Zink, I thought it was definitely getting back to me, so that, that hurts. That's one of my, that and Finding Nemo are two of my favorite movies, let alone Disney movies. I would like to go Toy Story 3 here, but I don't think having a sequel on the board's going to help me at all. So I'm going hard left, and I'm taking perhaps the best father-son movie of all time. That's right, it's a goofy movie.
Starting point is 01:13:11 okay you want to talk soundtrack you want to talk soundtrack friend that's a solid pick in the third round bro I love it this is my full this is my last pick of the second round I could have made a third round picks
Starting point is 01:13:24 but I'm not a coward I wanted it to get the recognition it deserves as a second round pick actually a goofy movie that's a first round pick actually there's no it's not there are people who like think this movie is rubbish and those people I don't respect their opinion
Starting point is 01:13:41 on anything. It's not bad, but it's not a first rounder. Absolutely it is, bro. I think even your followers would disagree with you and now. My followers. I am a massive,
Starting point is 01:13:56 goofy movie fan. It's as good as it gets. Last pick. I think that the weekend got a lot of his vibes from Powerline. He very well could have. I won't argue it.
Starting point is 01:14:10 That's comedy. I mean, he's the ultimate pop star, changes to look around, where's crazy clothes, good singer, consummate performer. Yeah, there's some great, great songs in that. And then I think this is, I have this third last time I ranked Disney movies. I had it third. So I'm happy to get it in the third round. Every time I watch it, I want to move it up. I just haven't been able to do it yet.
Starting point is 01:14:37 But I'll gladly, gladly take record Ralph in the third round. Happy, happy to have that on my team. Oh, haven't seen it. Oh, you're in for a treat, my guy. Great twist. Great twist at the end. Heartwarming. The twist at the end.
Starting point is 01:14:54 Matter of fact, I'm glad you said that. That was the only movie I can ever remember me going, oh, shit. I didn't expect that. I was really like, oh, shit. It was wow. It was good, it was good shit. Yeah, they, I read somewhere, and I don't know if it's true, but I read somewhere that Reckett Ralph was in production for like over 20 years
Starting point is 01:15:14 because Disney wanted to like have all the rights correct and they wanted to have the story correct. And there's a chasm between the quality of Reckett Ralph and Reckett Ralph 2. Two was grubbish. Yeah. They they push that out for absolutely no reason. Reckett Ralph won. Instant classic. All right.
Starting point is 01:15:38 All right. I'm going to go, I'm next up, right? Yep. Yeah. Third round, this is tough, man. I teetered back and forth between Zootopia and Inside Out. But I'm going, because both of those movies have very, like, very good, well-written scripts, and the other tones of it are amazing.
Starting point is 01:16:02 But I'm going to go inside out because it's just brilliant, brilliant plot. Like that plot is memories and people in your head and the train of thought. Everything is just beautifully written. I think Inside Out is going to lead to like a generation of kids who are way more understanding of their emotions than like any previous generation. Like you talk about a tearjerker inside out. Good Lord. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:34 It is a, it's a good one. They've got with the different emotions inside the child's brain. So I did see inside out in theaters, but when I saw it, I actually had, I had taken like a muscle relaxer because I was injured at the time. Like a back thing going on. This is back when I used to play rugby. And I sat down. I saw the opening, the short intro that they did for the, it was like one of those preview.
Starting point is 01:17:07 long extended openings where they previewed another short film. And it was the one where the islands were like exploding with the volcanoes and stuff. And then I fell asleep and then I woke up at the end of Inside Out. So I was in the theater technically for it, but I don't recall anything beyond just like the very basics of it. But I've heard it's great. I've heard it's very good. Yeah, it is. It's a cool little date night idea for you and your shorty, man.
Starting point is 01:17:33 It's two because now you got to watch two. You got to watch record Ralph. and you got to watch Inside Out. You know, cook, make her a couple sandwiches. It's no, I'm out, sinner, center, center. But seriously, have like a day and just stay inside and put on them two flicks. You won't be disappointed. It was a really good movies.
Starting point is 01:17:52 All right. Mad Dog. This is my answer for all the girls out there. It's high school musical two, specifically. Whoa, you took the worst one of the three. That's just wrong. It's so good. It has like...
Starting point is 01:18:10 This is terrible. No, it's summer break. It's good vibes. It's third by a distant margin. No, it's not. It's so good. And then Troy and Gabriella break up for a little bit. And it's like drama.
Starting point is 01:18:25 And they're... Oh, it's so good. And they can't dance. The baseball players can't dance. Oh, it's so good. I love that one. I remember where I was to watch... My only Cyrus.
Starting point is 01:18:35 My Only Cyrus has a camera. me oh in that movie. Did you watch the live release? Yes, I watched the live. I'm going to tell this to you as someone who likes you as a co-worker and a friend. This is the worst draft performance I think I've ever seen. I'd like to offer. All of them mean something different to me, though.
Starting point is 01:18:53 The Mary Poppins one was like my movie when I was a baby and like a toddler. Monsters Inc is just a great. Monsters Inc. is an objectively good pick. Yeah, you got one good one in two. And then high school Eastco is a great. Like if you were trying to be satirical, you couldn't have done this good. It's not a good draft, man. I didn't even, I had to Google high school music.
Starting point is 01:19:20 I've never even seen it. I think that might be a generational thing, though. Zach, because I'm looking, I'm looking like, I don't even recognize it. Facing this motherfucker. Zach Fri. Yeah. You got no Zach Fren. Vanessa Hudgens?
Starting point is 01:19:31 I don't know Vanessa Hudgens or. Oh, that's sickening. I'm sorry. I barely know who Vanessa Hudgens is. What? Very, very famous. So is Zach Efron.
Starting point is 01:19:44 Yeah. I don't disagree. No, I didn't say anything about Afron, but I like, I barely know. Which one is Vanessa Hudgens? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:51 Yeah. A great cat. Right to the right of the guy in the blue shirt. The blanche? No. That's Ashley Tisdale. That's two to the right of him. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:01 I've never seen this human in my life. Hmm. I've never seen. seen this movie so I can't speak to it but I will I will say that um I agree with big T's Mel Kiper like assessment that but I'm I mean this ain't a tell tell but like like we're doing top three Disney movies and it got a 65 on Rotten Tomatoes like that's not good man there are three high school musical films that is the worst one no by significant march oh the first one is bad not bad but no the first one
Starting point is 01:20:36 goaded. No. The first one's out. In terms of production. If you would have said high school
Starting point is 01:20:41 musical. If you would have said high school musical like I could have respected it. Or high school musical three. High school
Starting point is 01:20:49 is really good. They're going to college who was all like That's why I chose a school that's exactly 26.4 miles from you like gets me every time. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:59 It's so good. They're all got. I like high school musical two the best. Different language. I'm saying it's a young conversation. I don't know what the fuck
Starting point is 01:21:06 Do people our age listen to this podcast? I don't know. No, not really. No, not really. Like everyone's. And no girls. So I don't know why I'm going to say about our podcast, Phil. I'm just saying that a lot of like, it's a lot of 35 to 44 year old men.
Starting point is 01:21:20 Love it. No, no. Love it. It's actually more diverse than that. I actually think there's way more female listeners on this podcast. Shout out. Then other podcasts. Right.
Starting point is 01:21:29 Shout out to them. Been on it. All right. Well, I'm very happy to be going. after mad dog because my past is great i'm furious you stole monsters i'm crying because of how bad her picks are and also i hit some smelling salts i was wondering what's going on over there way too hard holy shit um but this is this is maybe the best third round pick i could have hoped for who framed roger rabbit boom is that disney mic drop yes never seen i don't know i don't know
Starting point is 01:22:02 that was disney either there's disney's in it it's a disney movie It's got all the tunes It also has some Warner Brothers cartoons in it But those were released under a partnership For this movie So you have Donald Duck and Daffy Duck in the same scene You've got Mickey Mouse And you've got Bugs Bunny
Starting point is 01:22:20 I believe in the same scene Incredible This was this was a touchstone picture That's Disney All right never mind I relent Yep I didn't know that was Disney It is an incredible movie
Starting point is 01:22:32 And it's more for adults So it's a little bit different than some of them but it is an all-timer It's like a film noir With cartoons in it Who's uh Never mind Okay
Starting point is 01:22:45 On the next Yep Okay honestly I know this isn't going to be a popular pick But this is actually one of my favorite Disney movies Brother Bear Brother Bear is a pretty And I think Brian Adams sings the soundtrack
Starting point is 01:23:03 Wait we have no internet bless you because the Russians do you do oh we do if you can still hear if you still hear me
Starting point is 01:23:14 you have internet the wired in the internet is good it's got a good cast for sure Rick Moran is Mike I had to Google it man I don't I don't know man y'all draft is some
Starting point is 01:23:25 it's a mad dog I'm not no I think it's a generation there's classics out there well I do think that a lot of this draft and the strategy is mostly centered around
Starting point is 01:23:34 when were you a child and then if you have children yourself what have you seen recently with your children Phil Collins I respectfully agree sir I respect to disagree I have because I in college bro in college I was Ratatoo is my favorite I was in college and retitude came out I was a that was I was doing drugs in college I love these movies bro like I'm a fan of these kind of movies when meet the robinson came out on repeat dog on repeat I'll watch that shit
Starting point is 01:24:04 today actually but the ones that they're picking brother like i don't know brother me let me let me stop also phil collins but it's like there's like classic like when you think a classic kid movies like none of this shit pops up like there are classes that come out today in conto like shit you know what i'm saying that that i would respect but it's just like y'all are picking some it's almost disrespectful arian when you said you were in college when ratatooie came out i was like there's no way that's true that movie came out in 2007 dude. I was in college when that came out. I can't believe that came out that long ago.
Starting point is 01:24:40 And it still, and it still slapsed. If you would have asked me what year that came out, I would have said 2012. No, sir. I was crazy in the league of rushing around that. There's a lot of, there's a lot of classics. So. That's what I'm saying. There's classics, objective classics. And Brother Bear, I mean, Mike.
Starting point is 01:24:59 So I've got the last pick, right? So I had a third round pick ready to go that I thought, was going to be a steal in the third round it was it was going to be the rookie which is a great movie um but frozen is on the board on the last pick of the draft i feel like i i i have to go frozen just classic it's probably a smart choice fantastic film great songs gulf great characters so the rookie that was the one of bren frazier right no no no no no the rookie was uh oh dennis quade yeah Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:35 Very good movie. Based on a true story. Yeah. When he says, can you bring that suit jacket to Arlington? They have a dress code in the major leagues. Oh. What a moment.
Starting point is 01:25:47 I love the value with Frozen, though. Yeah, I mean, yeah, my official pick is Frozen. It is Russian propaganda, but that's fine. You can make that pick. Whatever. What I would argue is,
Starting point is 01:25:59 I do think Frozen, too, has a stronger soundtrack. It does. And I kind of, I would listen to the argument Frozen too is a better movie overall. Yeah, I don't hate it. I'm not mad at that take.
Starting point is 01:26:11 What really fucked me up about the Frozen soundtrack was at the beginning, the first song of Frozen, way too much soul in that song for what was going on in the scene. You feel me? It got nice. I don't know, man. It seemed like it wasn't that region.
Starting point is 01:26:30 That's just how I felt, but I could be wrong. Wait, was the Snow Princess that it was based off, not based in Russia? I'd pretty sure it's Scandinavian. Oh, my mistake. Or like Swiss. Yeah, like Norway. Great ride also frozen at Disneyland. Need to go.
Starting point is 01:26:47 So. Y'all left Big Hero 6 on the board, man. Yeah, I thought about it. What's that? Fire. Stop it. Big Hero 6 is really good. About it.
Starting point is 01:26:58 Another tear joker. David Cross. Are you serious, busy? Yeah. Big Hero 6. X. I've never seen. Big Heroes. It's Academy Award winner, bro. The Incredibles. Incredibles, right? Incredibles was my, it was going to be my honorable, honorable mention.
Starting point is 01:27:13 But Big Hero 6 was on, like, it was either Big Hero 6 or How to Train Your Dragon for the Academy Award in Big Girl 6 won. How to Train Your Dragon is in Disney, but that's another fire, fire bomb of a movie. That is a good movie, yeah. I thought PFT might have taken a nightmare before Christmas. That seems like something he might have taken. High value What did What did Avery have? Avery's were
Starting point is 01:27:39 National Treasure Which I guess is technically a Disney movie Armageddon Oh yeah And Miracle I thought about I was I looked into Miracle All y'all young
Starting point is 01:27:54 All your young dress is ass I'm keeping a buck Whoa no no no that's not true When we post this I might win Post it anonymously Hold on, what was it? What was it, what was the whole, Jeff? Nemo,
Starting point is 01:28:07 Mighty Ducks, and Frozen. Yeah, that's not a, that's not a Jeff. My one-on-one was terrible. I should have taken Lilo and Stitch. Oh, shit. Nobody took Beauty and the Beast. That's another great, great movie. I mentioned it, but I didn't really get it.
Starting point is 01:28:23 Well, it's about looks aren't everything. It's about finding true beauty. I mean, my guy kidnapped a father and his daughter. and was like a little rapy too He didn't set a good precedent Like if a beast kidnaps you Like He wanted to show he to come to dinner
Starting point is 01:28:42 That night it was bad Because he was like no He's like oh why won't she come Like fam you just stole her Yeah Stockholm syndrome For a minute to process Maybe I need to rewatch it Atlantis
Starting point is 01:28:53 It's really weird Atlantis and Treasure Planet Were also one of my favorites But I knew they would never Those movies are atrocious I thought they were good Those are like really, really bad. No, I like...
Starting point is 01:29:06 Cars, fuck, cars. God, fuck it. No, wait. Life is a highway. Cars. Cars is a fire. Yeah. There's a lot of Disney.
Starting point is 01:29:15 You can just substitute that... Substitute cars with Little Brother Bear or whatever. No. I don't know. His hands off the chest. Yeah, the dye has been cast. There's also Pinocchio. I thought that was a good one.
Starting point is 01:29:26 Snow White and the seven dwarves. One of the OGs. Fantasia. Fantasia. I thought about Fantasia. Yeah, Fantasia is one I need to go back and rewatch because when I went to go see in theaters, I thought I was going to like another line or another like Aladdin type movie. And then I see it.
Starting point is 01:29:43 I'm like, where's where's the story? Why is this all a song? I was very confused at the time. Yeah, I mean, you want to talk best soundtrack, Fantasia's on that discussion. Yeah, I wonder how that one got greenlit because it was so different. It was almost like, it was a very trippy movie. It's from 1940. Yeah, that's a good drug movie.
Starting point is 01:30:00 Arrian, I mean, you talk about dropping the ball. ball where was avatar that's Disney oh yeah it's on Disney plus whether or not they originally produced it's a different story no no no no that's it's not it's yeah it's not a
Starting point is 01:30:13 Disney movie it's a 21st century Fox and they bought that catalog okay it's on Disney plus that's all right I definitely would have dropped the ball on that but I didn't think it was who almost made me feel like Billy on Frog Day man all right so with Fantasia yeah Billy's right came out in 1940 I guess I
Starting point is 01:30:30 caught a re-release of it when No, they, they released a Fantasia 2000. I never saw that one. I think I saw a re-release of the original Fantasia. I don't think it's going to say that a good movie. It's just like classic, you know what I mean? Because it's one of the first. It's like an opera.
Starting point is 01:30:44 When I saw it, that's what it was like. I think it's, my father used to watch it a lot. Like, I think it's a good movie. But I get why people don't like it. Yeah. Pocahontas. I'm happy. I'm thrilled.
Starting point is 01:30:55 No one took Wally or up two pieces of rubbish. Rubbish. That's up is rubbish The balloon jerry Up is Wally Wally is not Wally Wally is amazing
Starting point is 01:31:08 What are you talking about Wally is the most depressing pile of trash I've ever spent two hours It's so bad Pig T doesn't like it Because it's about That's a global warming
Starting point is 01:31:19 Well it's about a lot of things Yeah It's just like Also when he was It was climate change It's too friendly of a robot To like No one was messing with my guy
Starting point is 01:31:31 Like Wally deserved better. So why do you, why do you hate Up? The only reason I can see somebody not liking Up is because the first seven minutes of that movie are depressing as hell. Like, I don't like to start my movie by crying. Correct. I can cry halfway through a movie before things get better. But at the very start, it really, it's the saddest thing that I've ever seen.
Starting point is 01:31:55 By the time up gets to that hilarious tropical bird, I don't even care. because I'm still devastated by the first seven minutes. Now, people will say, how can you love finding Nemo, but hate up? Finding Nemo gets that massacre out of the way real quick. You don't even know what happened yet. And then they give you a second to decompress, take it all in. Up's like, hey, here's these two people's entire lives. And watch how upset my guy gets when his wife has a miscarriage, gets cancer and dies.
Starting point is 01:32:24 That's the first seven minutes of up. I don't give a fuck about that bird or that racially ambiguous little fat kid who's trying to get his badges. I don't give a shit about any of those. And then it's just some random old guy who technically kidnapped this kid that just shows up at his bad ceremony. His mom didn't care at all
Starting point is 01:32:41 that this random old guy just puts his hand on her son. Bad parenting, bad movie, bad storytelling. I'm out on up. I like the dog, though. The dog's scary. And Doug, they treat Doug like a piece of shit. Thank you for bringing that up.
Starting point is 01:32:54 The other German shepherds, bad dogs. And I'm sure Aryan hates all the dogs, including Doug. Doug was a good guy. The part of the movie. You've been waiting on this for how long? Yeah, I know. I love how he said,
Starting point is 01:33:05 and now I know some people will say, how could you like finding Nemo? Not like, bro, you had the, you had the retort ready in the chamber and everything, man.
Starting point is 01:33:12 Listen, I'm a big up denouncer. What about the Aristocats? No, no, I didn't like that. Didn't care for the Rist of Cats. 101 Dalmatians was,
Starting point is 01:33:23 I think that's nostalgia for me. I haven't watched it in a minute. It's got a iconic character in it. it but wasn't wasn't fantastic the jungle book hunchback in notre dame out on hunchback yeah you're naming like really bad movies i'm just doing like the jungle book wasn't a bad movie oh book's fine actually actually actually hold on i take i take a bad thing to make watch the jungle book now the dialogue is fucking it's it's it's very bland it's not there's nothing to it that gets just very bland it's got some good songs the rescuers the best the best one was by the ring
Starting point is 01:33:59 which is mad races but king uh king louis is that we use yeah there was uh let's see there's there's another one that i was just thinking of wait a second hey guys what color is the genie in aladdin blue who why the hell is it orange in this picture what okay never mind but you're on the internet i thought i was i thought it was uh getting a uh bairnson bears moment mandela effect a moment and i was like wait a second just for some reason when you google like i'm getting a list of disney movies it just has the genius orange i think it's a reflection from the fire in the picture there's also peter pan yeah moulon moulon's a good one i actually really liked moulon and i was like very very young so uh cj uzama the the deep threat now on the jets he was formerly the
Starting point is 01:34:54 tight end on the bengals that was a little inside joke billy was saying that cj is is a deep threat that's being added to the Jets. I'm just saying that if you want, he's like, in the play action, like I watched his highlight tape, and I just saw him catching a lot of pass downfield. Okay, so he listens to the Milan soundtrack before every single game.
Starting point is 01:35:13 Make a man out of you. Is that what it is? Let's get down to business. Yeah. To defeat. That's his jam that he goes to. Also, uh, Disney's Robin Hood was pretty good with the Fox.
Starting point is 01:35:25 Yeah. Yeah. And the rooster. I don't know what's the best version of Robbins. but it's it's fine it introduced me to communism robin hood did me some socialist sympathies yeah steal from the rich give to the poor yeah what you think about that now you think it's bad it was propaganda well it was a dictatorship so it was an oligarchy it was so under certain circumstances communism is good no i'm just passing all right anything else okay interesting
Starting point is 01:35:58 Avery. Didn't think that he'd go with like Armageddon. I don't think of, it's a great movie undeniably, but I would not, I would not have included that in this draft. I think he's a lot. Was it a, was it the mean tweet that said, Avery had bad, uh, takes? Yeah. Yeah. And you, you also said that. No. Oh yeah. Well, I said that because he's, the guy said it. Yeah. And I mean, he's not wrong, especially with his draft. His draft, his booty, that's a booty draft. Yeah, there are a couple of tough. Madeline, I, I, I am still interested in trading for Monsters Inc. If he was...
Starting point is 01:36:29 What post trade? Jackson Mahomes just posted on Twitter, should I make a TikTok lull? Crying face. Laughing crying. Thank you for that, Billy. Breaking news. And I got two new guys during the course of this episode. A wine expert and a librarian.
Starting point is 01:36:50 That's you. Put them all in a Twitter group, bro, and have them talk with you. They can all be each other's guys. what where do you have to qualify to become a guy if somebody hit you up and was like hey i'm a fourth grade teacher is that a guy uh i think i need a elementary school teacher middle school teacher high school teacher okay so just you're you're just like learning about professions that doesn't answer the question what i mean like how what does somebody have to do to become a guy what would not be a guy just send you
Starting point is 01:37:23 one dm expert in their field so yes if you send billy one dm whatever your profession is you're his guy for that now well but that come together you have to answer my questions please and you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna you put together a job fair one day yeah so you somebody hits you up and it's like hey i'm a baker and then you're like okay i'll go to you with any confectionery you're my bread guy but they're all listeners so for example if i like say something that is wrong about a subject they help correct me because I want to be held accountable by experts Okay so it's just basically
Starting point is 01:37:59 Billy gets a thing wrong about your field So I can see now why you've been collecting All sorts of people Yes because people are like Yo dude you're wrong about this Then I come give corrections Because I mean well I'm not just trying to I want to get better at these things
Starting point is 01:38:14 Okay Very admirable though I care about my job Okay so let's see if we can't get you a butcher Billy what is the best cut of meat oh well i mean definitely the fillet you can get those the big filet is the most valuable cut of meat that's i think well actually like a kobe filet is the most expensive per pound i'm pretty sure but i might be wrong yeah so let's see if we can't get billy a butcher to
Starting point is 01:38:43 correct him on this i think i might already i do have a butcher just i was communicating with him before this. Actually, thank God you remind me because I'm definitely going to go to that butchery, that butcher shop he invited me to now. You do like basically collecting the aisles. It's pretty funny. I'm collecting elves.
Starting point is 01:39:03 These are all the subjects that I've made egregious mistakes about. It would be another good title for the list of Billy's guys. All right. Well, that does it for nanodosing. We will see you guys next week. Next Tuesday, we'll be back. And if Billy has made it. any mistakes related to your field.
Starting point is 01:39:22 Please slide into his DMs. And become a guy. Become a guy. No liars allowed. Love you guys.

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