Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Draft Day
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What I'm doing is not that fucking weird.
It is that weird.
Billy's got, for the listeners out there, Billy has a paperclip that's completely unwound.
And I mean completely like in to end.
And he's just chewing on it.
And he's acting like I'm insane.
I don't, maybe I am the crazy one.
Maybe Billy's right.
Billy, why does it?
I just ate a bunch of Cheeto puffs.
and they're in my teeth
and I'm getting them out
I ate them with a fork
so my hands are clean
that's the only way to consume Cheeto puff
but why did you just say that
having a paper clip has a toothpick
is the way to stay out of the dentist
I think it's because he went to the dentist
you can make the argument that it's a
it's a great way to stay out of the dentist
dude what you do when you go to the dentist
they take the fucking metal
hook thing and they do this to your teeth
it's the same thing
I'll tell you what they do Billy
they
they fuck you
that's what they do
you got face fucked
Big T
got face fucked he's got
what are you holding on your face right now
is that a bag of piece
An ice pack
it's an ice pack
I thought I could like go
without doing it but it hurts
pretty bad
so I'm just going to keep holding
All right so Big T
just got back from the dentist
and he texted the group chat
that he wanted to come on
and talk about his experience
I think Aryan I think
I think Big T is now a socialist
I think he's in favor
of socialized health care
So here's the deal.
So I had to get a wisdom tooth taken out.
I show up and they're like, I go back, whatever.
And they're like, so it's an $87 co-pay for the consultation.
And I'm like, what consultation?
I went to a dentist last week who said, I need to get the wisdom tooth taken out.
That's why I'm here.
You're going to take it out.
They're like, we got to do a consultation.
So Dennis comes in.
I shit you not.
He opens my mouth for five seconds goes, yep, that needs to come out.
And I was like, that'll be $87.
The tooth was expensive, but it costs what it costs, like whatever.
That being $87, I was like, I'm out.
Y'all, y'all may have me now.
And by the way, huh?
Medicare for all?
Are we?
I don't know.
I haven't thought through all the solutions yet, but we got to, that's stealing.
I texted my uncle, who's an.
orthodontist. I was like, y'all are out of control with this shit. That's a different job.
That's, but you know, I know, but anyone that has anything to do with a mouth is
complicit. No, I mean, he does consultations and he's, so the, and so then I, so I was
working through. What don't, why did you just go through him? If he does it, it, it was a wisdom
tooth taken out. Who did you get the consultations? The initial consultation with. So I went to it,
I went to a dentist on Friday. I was like, hey, my tooth hurts. Docson. He's, he's, he's, he's.
went to a dentist on Friday I was like my tooth hurts he looks at it he's like yeah it needs to come out
and I was like can you do that he's like no but I'll send you to a guy who can and he calls his
buddy he's like hey are you at work right now basically because I was like yeah I'll do it right now
so I show up they don't take my insurance so I'm like so I asked just out of curiosity
I was like how much would it cost like if I didn't have insurance and they told me and I was
like okay not doing that so then so now I have to go through all the lists of
who's like in network and whatever so I find one and then I showed up this morning and then they
pulled that racket basically did what the guy did on Friday charge me another 90 bucks for it
on top of the tooth okay I'm going to take a weird position here I feel like 90 dollars is about
the going rate for somebody to stick their head into my mouth you know bro he he looked
the consultation lasted 15 seconds he looked and said yep that needs to come out we're going to do
Billy, have been...
Yeah, I knew that.
Would you...
Arian, how much would it cost for you to just come up to my mouth
and just, like, get two inches away from it
and stare into the back of my throat?
So, wait.
Is this a going rate?
It's rich, too.
I need a $1,000 an hour.
It's ridiculous.
It's just basically like...
The fact that if I were him, here's what I would do.
I would come into the office.
I would see you in the chair.
and I would ask you to open your mouth
I would give you a packet
that says like explains about wisdom tooth surgery
and then I would take about like 15 seconds
and then bring over like a little small little flashlight
and look in I would do the exact same thing
but I would just leave you with a packet
with some literature that yeah that makes you feel like
oh yeah this this brochure is worth $90 okay
that was a consultation they're not even taking you dinner anymore
they're just fucking you at the $90.
Would you have
felt less insulted if he said it cost $90 to sit in the chair.
Yes.
Because when they said consultation, I don't need that.
The dentist told you, I brought in the little referral thing.
He showed them the tooth what they needed to do everything.
The tooth costs way more than that.
But that was like, you know, that costs what it costs.
It is what it is.
But for them to, the balls it takes to charge $90 for that shit, I was beside myself.
How are the drugs big team?
Which really means.
which really means it costs $200.
Why?
Let me bang for the doctor.
Oh, with insurance.
Okay.
Let me bang for the doctor right quick.
All right.
So you came in with the referral from who?
Another dentist.
And does he notice, Dennis?
I don't know.
I would assume not.
Yeah.
I mean, I put yourself in his lab coat.
Like, a dude comes in with the referral from a dentist.
He don't know.
And he's like, he says, I got to get this tooth out.
He's supposed to just take his word and operate.
I mean, he has to do his own.
It was quick.
Mind you, it was quick, but he still had to do his own, which.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm just, I'm in pain.
I'm in pain and pissed off.
I think, no, I'm on your team.
Shit, it should be free.
Even with what you just said, Aryan, like, yeah, check.
Does that cause 90?
Hey, that man has his rates, man.
You know, that man has his rates.
I think competition.
You should go to another dentist that has the lower price.
What should happen is the, the dentist.
should give you the consultation and be like, you know what, if we do end up having to have
the wisdom tooth surgery, the price of the consultation just gets rolled in to the price of the
wisdom tooth surgery. So it's free. Because I would assume that costs a lot more money. Yeah,
it got tacked on. So I would, I would just roll it in and be like, I'm only charging you for the
consultation if I actually have to do work in the consultation and be like, no, your dentist was wrong.
See, I view it the other way. If the dentist was wrong, you owe me.
$90 for wasting my time.
If the dentist is right, you're already paying me an arm and a leg for the surgery.
I'll waive the five second consultation.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
No, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I'm saying the fee gets waived if you end up having to have the surgery.
I'm also curious, are you sure that the first dentist didn't know the second one?
Because like, why would a dentist be like, hey, this guy needs wisdom to surgery?
I'm just going to send him to go to the operation at a complete.
No, this is a third unknown debt.
He sent me to a guy he knew on Friday, and I showed up and they didn't take my insurance.
Okay, got it.
So the other guy is a guy that does take your insurance, but it's unknown.
Sounds like they're giving you the runaround.
They're all in cahoots.
Yeah, there's at least one cahoots.
There's a couple of cahoots involved.
The network.
The insurance network racket that's happening in this country is absurd.
The fact that I can't go to like the closest because it's like, oh, no, you've got blue.
cross we only take Harvard Pilgrim what is the fucking different like why we like it's like medical
gangs like no no we only we only do the blue we're not here with the red shield yeah and then i mean
cross so you know it's absurd and why have i don't think this exists and in overseas i may be mistaken
but in europe i'm pretty sure they consider the mouth part of your body and not a separate thing which
requires a different type of insurance exactly and now i have to think of the word insurance before i say
because Big T says it's so Southern, it sounds wrong in my head.
Yeah, and then you're like, wait, what is, what is your problem now?
Insurance.
Oh, it's, it's an eye.
Oh, yeah, no, the eye is not part of your body.
You got to go to special eye guys for that.
Yeah, they say that, they say that, what it is a cosmetic.
Because I just had, for my girl birthday, I got her Lasix.
That was pretty cool.
So she could see now, but like the insurance wouldn't take it.
So I had to pay it all out of pocket.
That's a, it was a dangerous game.
Yeah, what if she could see you?
No, it's a dangerous game because sometimes if you're with somebody that has glasses
and needs glasses a lot, when they take their contacts out, it's like, oh, I don't have to worry
about, like, looking presentable in the morning or, like, if I'm just, like, lounging around
the house, if she's got her glasses on, I just, I can be a full and total slob.
Now it's like she sees everything now.
She's like an owl perched on a ledge being like, oh, what's, what's, you're wearing the
dirty shirt?
Like, I didn't know you were ugly.
Yeah, no, I'm, I'm gorgeous, man.
Man, I was blessed by the gods with that.
No, LASIC is a, it's an awesome thing.
If you've ever known anybody that's got in LASIC,
they just like wake up the next day and they're like,
holy shit, I can see.
This is what you guys saw all along and not me.
Yeah.
We charge people to see all the street signs.
I can see people's faces.
She's like, this is wild.
Yeah.
Funny thing about the dentist is that the barber used to be the dentist.
And you know why barber pulls.
So, like, back in the day, the barber, like, you used to get your hair cut and your teeth down at the same place.
And that's why barber poles are white with red stripes, because back in the day, they used to take bandages and wrap them around the pole to dry.
And that's why barber poles are white with red and blue got added in later to be more patriotic.
Wait, the red was like blood?
It was blood from bandages that they were drying, they're drying out and washing.
Okay. I'm going to, I think Billy might be right about this, but he absolutely sounds.
This is one of those ones.
No, actually, right.
Yeah, this is one of the things.
Let me pull up the facts.
I'm not, I'm not doubting you.
It sounds, but that's why it's also separate from the doctor.
I believe Billy on this one, but it sounds like a fucking lie.
The part you just tacked on.
I don't know if that far was that.
No, but that's why it was separate from the doctors.
The doctor was like, this is like anybody can rip out teeth.
Doctors for sure view it as below them.
That's inarguable.
Yeah.
I'm arguing health insurance should not.
they should view it as the same.
So Big T, what you're going through something right now would,
a lot of people would call empathy now.
You're being forced to experience empathy for those who have had to deal with surgeries
and consultations that maybe could not have paid for the consultations or afforded the
consultations.
So now are you officially, are you officially on team Medicare for all?
Are you officially?
I don't know.
I got to talk to me when I'm not in pain and we'll see what happens.
Well, that doesn't see.
that's the thing is like when you're when you're not no longer in pain then you're not going to
be able to understand that other people are currently in pain yeah listen it's bullshit i wish i wish
everything was free i wish that's how shit works all right all right i got the facts guys okay here
we go origin in barbering so this is the history of the barber pool during medieval times barbers
perform surgery on customers as well as tooth extractions the original pole had a brass wash basin at the
top representing the vessel in which the leeches were kept leeches is in like slugs that suck
blood and the bottom representing the basin that receives the blood the pole itself represents
the staff that the patient grip drink procedure to encourage blood flow and the twine
pole motive is likely related to the staff of ermies oh wait wait um the role the barber was
defined by so the surgeons okay the colored stripes to indicate they were prepared to bleed their
patients set bones are so the red was to bleed their patients the bones were to pull teeth
white or give a shave if nothing urgent um okay you know what so i was wrong thank you billy
i swear to god i thought it was because they used to wrap red bandages thank you billy that is
growth big time one episode to the next that was i love i love it by the way i didn't know it's
i'm i'm way impressed that billy admitted that he was wrong than if he had been right but
It was mostly right, though.
I was mostly right.
I just got the, but the leeches, that's crazier.
That's like, like the bandages is more believable than the leeches.
Yeah.
I, I missed the, the era where all doctors were either leeches or a St. Bernard with a large barrel of whiskey tied around their neck.
Those, that was, that was the time to be alive.
By the way, we got to talk about it.
So this is actually a very cool psychological, psychology type study because of how, like, so for example, last show.
Maddie and I were talking about this.
Last show, like, there was a lot of angry people.
But I did some deep dive.
There's a lot of angry people, a lot of, like, uproar.
But then I looked at it.
And...
Wait, so let's clarify what you mean by that.
So you're talking about, like, the feedback that we've received.
Yeah, on Twitter.
Yeah, so I talked about for a second with Billy yesterday.
And what I saw a lot of was people being like, I fucking hate Billy or I fucking hate Big
T.
or I fucking hate Arian or I fucking hate Coley
But they were people that were also supporting
Other side
So if somebody hated Big T
They were also like
I fucking hate Big T
But I love Arian
So I looked at everybody's mentions
All of our mentions
And like went through Twitter advanced search
And I just got to say something
What happened was is you walk away as the individual
And you see these hate tweets
And you're like oh man we had a bad show
But if you look at it from the opposite side
and you look at other people's hate tweets
you see more people saying nice stuff
about other people
while saying negative stuff to like for example
for Arian a lot of people are saying nice stuff about me
but saying mean things to Arian
why can't people just tweet nice stuff
to the person that they're saying nice stuff about
and tag them instead of like I so
so because people are walking away like man like we had a bad podcast
but in reality people actually really liked it
they're just not telling us the right way
they're telling they're just getting mad the other people
So, like, Arian, I got a lot of compliments to you in my mentions and as they were insulting you.
Yeah.
So can they're just not tagging Aryan.
Can you tag the people you're giving?
Only tag the people you're complimenting.
Don't tag the people you're insulting.
Because I'm walking away thinking like we had a good show.
That's like, oh, man, it was a bad show.
Why do you think negative tweets equals bad podcast?
Like, no, I don't.
Yeah.
That shouldn't be your metric.
Like, how I look at it is, I don't give a fuck.
We talk about what we talk.
about if you don't like it. You don't like that's just what it is. That's just me, though.
But like, I engage with the conversation. Like, I know there's people out there who's
like, oh, what a fucking idiot. But like, that's what's what's up. But like, why do you feel like
that? That's what I'm more interested in. So when people are just calling me an idiot, I ignore
that shit. But when people have like a rebuttal to anything I say, I engage with them,
usually through DM because I don't want to flood the timelines and shit. But it's like,
I don't know. Like, it's just the conversation. Like, we all disagree. Like, obviously,
we are all on very different sides of the political spectrum. So it's like, I don't look at it.
like good show a bad, so I look at it like hot topic, not hot topic.
Like we can easily like skate around the hot topics in America that are divisive
and just be a cool, fun loving podcast, but that shit's boring to me.
I think we should hit shit on the head what it is.
I agree.
We've got one of the few shows where we do have so many people, like at this company,
not in the world, where it is people coming at it from different perspectives frequently.
And that's a very lost art of conversation in this fucking country over the last decade.
Like I feel like if you've been saying it with Twitter, it's like Elizabeth Warren's leaving and only a certain type of person that's staying.
And it's like, well, that, A, it's not true.
And B, like, no, like, that's the worst thing that can.
That's why these other websites that pop up don't last because without the other side, there is no endorphins that can.
You know, it reminds me of, like, when we was Dillon for the, for the, for the
anthem, uh, 2016, like mad people on the right were like, I'm boycott in the NFL and then mad
people on our side was like, I was like, I'm boycott in the NFL because they're not giving
cap a chance. Like, I was just like, yo, what the fuck is going on? I was like, nobody going
watch because you go and this. The guy was like, what, at that point, I was like, yo, just do whatever
you do. Feel how you feel how you feel? Say how you, say how you feel.
It ain't at the grand sky.
I knew that it was not going to affect the NFL in any kind of real way.
Just like this Elon shit is not going to affect Twitter like in any real kind of way, in my opinion.
I feel like shit going to go back to normal.
We just have a new hot button to press and hey, free speech back, baby.
Yeah, I do think that you need somebody to dunk on.
You need an enemy lined up.
So I mean, that's what made Sean Hannity, who he is right now is because they had the perfect guy in Alan Combs.
was designed, he was designed, like, in a lab to be a liberal that was going to be hated by
everybody on the right. Like, the topics of their shows would be like, Sean's like, as a man,
I like to eat a nice steak every night for dinner with a baked potato and a glass of whiskey.
And then Alan Combs would be like, you know, I was in a Starbucks out in Palo Alto, California
yesterday. And I heard some interesting things about the rise of veganism and how soy can be
the primary source of protein. And then Sean would just come over the top and just like jam on
it made for like really compelling television but nobody would want to watch that unless you had
somebody that was going to like draw that that backlash so yeah if if i'll put it this way
if somebody makes a big show about them leaving twitter they're exactly the type of person who
will be back on twitter within a week because they're just saying that they're leaving twitter
to get more likes on twitter and then they'll come back because they realize that they need it
and that they're addicted to it that's what uh go ahead that's what that uh that's what that uh
Sean King guy did.
Yeah, well, he lasted, what, like eight hours?
Yeah.
He quit Twitter for like eight hours and came back.
That's my, that's my guy.
That's my guy, but that was funny.
And not only did he come back, he came back, Sean King, my dude.
He gets a lot of, that's a whole, that's a whole other comes in.
Yeah, it is.
It's a whole lot of comments.
But he came back with Donald Trump Jr.'s tweet of him in his, in his banner.
I was like, that's funny.
That's funny, though.
You know what I don't get about this whole Twitter?
this is what I don't get like it has far less users than X amount of social media platforms
right but somehow it was worth more like somebody explains like Instagram I did a little bit
of really like worth like a hundred billion like Facebook 125 billion something like that why is
Twitter worth this much I don't understand because I think the people that use Twitter think
that it's the most important thing in the entire world there's a media uses it well and
Musk overpaid for it, too.
Wasn't that the whole thing?
Like, that was why Twitter had to accept it because he was paying so much more than it was worth.
Yeah, he overpaid.
He overpaid a little bit for it.
But it was, yeah, exactly.
Just designed so that he could actually be the one that took it over because the board could always say,
no, it's not a good deal if he offered like, I don't know, $35 a share, $40 a share.
But the fact that he was offering a premium, they felt like they had to accept his offer at that point.
But, yeah, I think, you know, Big T's right.
Media uses it.
the people that are on it absolutely think that it is the end all and be all of the entire world.
And what I've actually learned over the last 24 hours, there's a shitload of people out there
with decent sized followings that keep very, very, very close track in terms of how many people
follow them. Like they know, like at any given moment, they know because there are people that
are like, so this is weird in the 12 hours since Elon Musk bought it. I've lost 25,000
followers in anybody else going through this right now and then people on the right are like well this
is crazy since Elon Musk bought the site I'm up 7,000 followers in two hours it's like who are these
fucking weirdos that are just like refreshing their profile page and seeing like to a to a hundred or
to a thousand like people with you know hundreds of thousands of followers are doing this and it just goes
to show you that people that say like it's it's actually the right used to say Twitter is not real
life. And they were right when they said that. Back when it was like, I don't know, probably like
2015, 2016, when the right was saying, like, there's a lot of stuff that people talk about
on the left that does not relate to the world at large or to the country at large. I think that they
were right about that for the most part. But also at the same time, like now the right has taken
Twitter. They've built an entire Republican party essentially around what's doing numbers on Twitter.
And that's where they get their platform right now. I think the right.
right is falling into the same trap that the left fell into back in 2015 but they're doing it
after being like no we're the party that doesn't care about twitter they're like their platforms and
their talking points right now are all based around what's doing well on twitter and what's doing
well in terms of like video engagement i've always thought that twitter was oh i'm sorry good
well i was just going to say like uh someone named ben collins who writes for nbc news uh on the
day Elon Musk announced his Twitter takeover, 200,000 Katie Perry followers deactivated their
accounts. Marjorie Taylor Green gained 90,000 followers. Twitter confirmed it to NBC. It wasn't
bots. And then he says, apolitical users fled, right-wing users joined. I don't know if that's
the conclusion to draw there. Maybe the second part. Maybe it's like Stan accounts. Maybe Stan accounts
They're bots
Well, stand accounts can also
Say what you want about them
But they are very, very good at like acting as one unit
They will swarm around a cause
I bet you the Katie Perry's
Because I've dealt with the Katie Perry stands before
I did
I did
I got it was during
I think the national championship game
In college football
I've made like a remark about Katie Perry
At halftime
I was like who the fuck is this Katie Perry
Real football fans want Ed Shearin
Are you talking about
Oh, go ahead, I'm sorry, great
Yeah, and they swarmed me all at once
Most of them were like from Brazil
So I can see
I can see the Katie Perry stands linking up
And uniting behind a single force like that
I bet you that they have like
An intricate DM network
Where they can just choose to all deactivate in mass
It's a group chat
Yeah, it's a group chat
They have a group chat
Are you talking about the left shark
Yeah, well no, that was
That was 2016 and 2015
That was a Twitter badge in itself
the left shark day.
That was, that was amazing.
But like, yo, that's an interesting conversation.
Who has the most annoying stand base?
Like, you got the, you got the Bayhive.
You got, you got Nikki Minaj's barbs.
You got Katie Perry Jones.
You got the K-pop people.
I was to say K-pop makes a good run for it.
Oh, look, is Taylor Swift.
Hey.
Hey, Tyler Swift is.
Taylor Swift is.
Hey.
Wait, bad dog.
Are you a member of any, like, do you have,
I have a burner.
That's a Swifty stand account.
I actually don't have any burners like that aren't work related.
Okay.
I have a Swifty stand account.
I'm sure you do.
I actually do love Taylor Swift.
I do too.
Thank you, Billy.
Like I, like we, we rocked a lot of Taylor Swift on her ride out.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's a good road trip.
That's when the 16 minute.
All too well.
Oh, 10 minute all too well.
Yeah.
It was like.
Yeah.
That's a good one.
That was rolling through where we going, West Arkansas?
We're listening that?
I think that might have been Kentucky.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was Kentucky.
Yeah, it was during the ice storm.
Yeah.
All too well.
I kept you, I kept me like a secret.
I kept you like an oath.
Like an oath.
Damn.
So casually cruel in the name of being honest.
That's a bar though.
Hold on.
Hold on.
That's a bar right there.
Yeah, I know.
She's awesome.
Dude.
And then we just thought of like if we were to ever date Taylor Swift, like the worst shit we'd do to her to
so she could write a song about it.
Like not like actual bad.
I'm doing this for you.
Billy's not explaining that part of the conversation well.
Like we're like, take her out a date and bring you like another date.
Yeah, yeah, we were just saying like in the name of the art that would come out of it,
we would want to set Taylor Swift up in just the most hilariously one-sided, like,
relationship of all time.
So yeah, we instruct a person to bring a second date to their date.
You're just pracking her?
Yeah, we were just prankier.
Just prank here, but then also, like, totally gaslighting her and being like, I'm not pranking you, babe.
This is, like, I feel like this is forever between us.
Take her on a date, order a ton of expensive shit.
And then make her pay?
Then run out on the bill and leave her.
Date her mom.
Cheat on her with her mom.
I mean, to think about the album that would come out of that if you dated Taylor Swift and then got her mom pregnant.
That was what we were going literally.
And then you were the dad of her sister.
bro i read her i read this reddit thread though i read this reddit though that was wow it was
long as shit but the long the short story is this lady had been married to this dude for 20 plus
years 25 plus years um she came home uh early from a business conference and she found her mom in bed
was her husband and they started her mom got mad at her for coming in and barging in it was weird
shit but so this is the wild part she asked how long it's been going on they were high school
sweethearts so it had been going on since they was 18 and so she's like are like yeah yes and so
and so um mrs robinson i don't know what that means but her the mother's kids
Two of the mother's kids were from her husband.
So who she thought was her brother was actually,
well, it is her brother, but it is actually her stepchild as well.
Oh, my God.
Did they have kids too?
Yeah, they had kids as well.
And then so the dad was like devastated.
Like they found out three of his, or two of his kids weren't his and they were his daughter's boyfriends.
Like, yo, it was a wild.
Holy, my.
Moli.
What the fuck.
Yeah, that was, that's fucked up.
If we're talking about the power of Stan culture with Twitter, though, could you argue?
Because I think I would that Elon Musk is such a big Joe Rogan stand.
That's why he bought Twitter in the first place.
Yeah.
I mean, yes, I think you could probably make that argument like he wants to be cool.
He's like, you know.
Is Joe Rogan on Twitter like that anymore?
No, but the discourse around Joe Rogan and the quote unquote cancellation of, like that's where all this free
speech it stems from is people were telling Joe Rogan to like maybe present two sides for
arguments instead of just always having one Joe Rogan and Joe Rogan is on Twitter he just doesn't
post a lot but he's he's on there a lot he talks about on his show started he'd be uh he'd be uh
lurking stalking yeah I was just going to say that was the big attack on free speech people
asking Joe Rogan to have more than one side sometimes yeah I mean I think you could probably
I mean, Elon could probably text Joe Rogan, get him on the phone, whatever he wants to anyways.
But Joe Rogan is like, he's such an icon to a lot of people that I could see somebody going out and buying Twitter to impress Joe Rogan.
And protect.
Like, he's like, don't worry, fam.
I'll delete all those mean accounts.
Yeah.
He hit him with the U-Up text.
Yeah.
That's news for you.
Just bought Twitter, L-O-L.
If you buy a company, you should, you should, you should,
get something that's tangible you know like instead just being like i own twitter now they should give
you a giant blue bird and that's twitter it's like the seal you know it's like uh the the
constitution and the declaration of independence whoever owns that technically owns the united
states according to national treasure i would just want something i would want something that i can
hold in my hand to be like just a big to be like look what i bought just like the the app logo just
like a big blue block with the app logo yeah i was i feel like the best part of owning a company is
opening the company and getting the comically large scissors to cut the the sash so i would just want
to like have that like that should happen during the changing of the guard you get to cut something
yep he's going to fire a lot of people i've seen i've seen some people saying like jo rogan should
fire, I think Tucker Carlson said,
sorry, Elon Musk, should
fire almost everybody that works
at Twitter. And I was like, wait,
you know, like they have to have
employees to make the company work, right?
Like, that's kind of how
it goes. But he's going to fire a lot of
people, I bet.
I'm interested, like, what
the
the changes are going to be.
Because, like, it can't be,
like, when people advocate for
free speech, like,
There are some, quote unquote, hate speech that's like protected by the law, is it not?
Yeah, I guess hate speech falls into like a weird category.
Yeah, it's a kind of a gray area.
It can be hate speech to some people and then other people like, no, it's free speech unless I think it only becomes a bona fide issue if it's like a direct threat, you know, if it's a direct threat or towards like a, um, incite, incites violence like linking sight and violence.
I guess I'm sorry, I have no idea, but I'm just curious as to what changes people
are thinking they're going to see.
There's been one change so far, and it's that mute this conversation no longer works.
That button does nothing.
No, we're, no, does.
Listen, the 90% of the tweets I send, I hit a bad button immediately.
I don't give a shit what anyone has to say, and it does not work anymore.
I've had a lot of people telling me the moon is fake all day.
I just, it's been hell.
I just did a Twitter audit.
It looks like Koli, you lost 40,000 followers.
Big T, you gained 95,000 followers last night.
Congratulations.
I have yet to see that.
They probably all unfollowed you after you declared yourself to be a Democratic socialist.
I'm going to be honest, I did gain 2K.
Oh, wow.
You're one of those people.
You're one of the weirdos that he has used some of them.
No, no, no, I just did it because it was trying.
I'm finding everyone's looking at, so I checked it out.
You see, I don't know.
I think, I think that's, when you start getting wrapped up, like, how much follow,
like, it just changes you as a human, though.
I agree.
Like, I've, like, no bullshit.
I've seen social media, like, break up families, dog.
I've seen it, like, fuck up people's lives because they're chasing something
that's just not a tangible thing.
It's not a real thing.
And so it's like, you got to be careful with that shit.
It's cool.
Like, if it's your business and, like, that's important.
But even then, like, placating to certain demographics, like, you've got to have a home base, man.
And, like, caring about that shit is a slippery slope.
I agree.
Like, it's, when I, whenever see Ted Cruz being like, I posted this video on Twitter and only got
90,000 views and I have two million followers.
It's like, yeah, sometimes you post mid on the timeline, Ted.
It happens to every, like, they can't all be bangers.
I'm sorry.
Your shit's not getting throttled.
I would actually like to hear everyone's philosophy.
towards it because we like maybe this is not a relatable conversation but we do live in a world
us specifically where it's like weird where we wait our philosophy on what like really just
blew my mind the philosophy on like follower counts because like yeah i personally don't believe i
like have any personal connection to how many followers i have i feel like it's more like a game
like that doesn't define your work yeah it's like a score on a video game yeah i i think
I think everybody has like a, well, maybe I'm just speaking for myself.
I, I would prefer to have more followers than fewer followers.
And if I started like losing hundreds of thousands of followers, I'd be like, oh, well, something changed.
Something's different.
What's different?
But no, I learned a while ago that you can't, you can't care that deeply about that stuff.
You can't, it'll drive you, excuse me, it'll drive you insane if you focus too much on that.
So I'm just, you know, just go out there and be yourself, do what you do, do what makes you happy online.
And then, you know, the rest will follow you one way or the other.
But you can't compare, like, I'm not going to sit there and be like, oh, Dave has like four million followers.
Fuck.
He's kicking my ass.
What can I do to get these numbers up?
No, I'm just going to, I'm just going to try to do the best that I can.
Just be me.
I think that if you get too focused on, on what is driving people to follow you and pay attention to you, then that will start.
leading you into a place where you're not being yourself anymore and you're trying to act in a way that
you've been you're almost you almost get trained like a dog and you get the you get the reward
you get like uh you know you get the bell rung and the food given to you if you do like a certain
type of post and then you keep chasing that and chasing that and pretty soon you're acting you know
you've just learned from the masses how to act it's like you're being controlled by hundreds of
thousands of people to do something for them as opposed to being yourself yeah i just like to type
funny shit and see it go off there you go it's that simple it's that simple bill sweet yeah
i think it's like one of those um generational things as well where a lot of validation is
sought after online from the younger demographics, but it's not exclusive to that. And I have a
different perspective because I found out early on, like, people followed me for like the wrong
reasons. And I say wrong. It's like they loved like what I did. They didn't love who I was, right?
And once they found out, a lot of people found out who I was, a lot of them didn't like that. A lot of
them did. And I figured out you have to disassociate yourself with who people think you are.
And also, whether it's like music or social media or anything, people use social media for different reasons.
Like, they don't use it for the reason you use it for.
They don't use it for the reason I use it for.
Like, I use Twitter to like for jokes and to keep up on current events like news.
I use Instagram for just keeping up with my people and like interesting stuff, right?
But everybody uses it for different reasons.
So to get caught up in like why people are following you, it's just to care that much is like detrimental to your mental health.
like you have to like have a cutoff like the shit that big t and coli talk about is actually
very mentally healthy like he mute conversations that he knows like i don't want to see it
i don't want to hear big t if somebody motherfucking you you mute them you block them like that's
good for your mental health because it's like engaging with that shit i don't see anyone who has
ever tweeted me that i do not follow don't see it are you just start blocking dentists
I'm anti-denist
You're anti-dentist
I would like to hear what Billy's list has to say about this
I'd like the dentist to
explain to Billy exactly why Big T's wrong
for hating them
Where's my shirt, sir?
It takes time
He says it?
It was on Monday
Billy doesn't have a U.S. guy on the list yet
He didn't ask my address
and love me with my shirt, don't
Aaron known mail checker
Aaron Foster
Check your PEO box
When I order something, it's right at my doorstep, right?
You know what I'm saying?
It's right there.
But the mailbox is across the street.
That's a less a walk.
Somebody suggested that Elon included a bonged button on Twitter.
I think I'd be okay with that.
If somebody's horny, if someone's acting horny on the timeline, I'm okay with that.
I'm okay with that.
I think one of the reasons I like Twitter more than Instagram is that like I feel like
Twitter's more like showing your mind, whereas Instagram's just like more flexing.
and it's so materialistic
whereas like I if I didn't have to have like
I have a personal Instagram that's more like family
where you like you post milestones
and then like there's like my work Instagram
what milestones
like I don't like graduation like stuff
so like my you know
aunts uncle like people yeah I'm just curious like it
in your mind Harold 215 today
yeah what are your miles oh no it's more like
pictures that like like your friends
family would send each other but it's just like you know what i'm saying it's like if billy had
facebook yeah yeah okay i got it for like yeah i don't i agree twitter's more like uh about discourse
and like intellectual banter whereas instagram's more of like yeah we're just lurking it's like lurking
i have a really funny i i'm crafting a tweet about a guy with a mustache getting removed from an area
and a power vacuum coming up.
It's going to be good.
Are you teasing tweets now?
Yep.
That's taking it too serious.
No, but that's like,
but that's like what I like.
I don't actually like.
Wait, when is it going to drop?
It's going to drop pretty soon.
Will this show be out already?
You got to drop it after the show drops.
I was going to say, it's going to be tomorrow afternoon now.
Has the tweet already dropped?
The tweet has not of you at home.
It may have dropped, but it's going to be, it's going to, you're going to re-impressed by this connection.
Look for the mustache tweet.
We're talking about power vacuums, you know, you know, chaos is a ladder, dudes with mustaches, being removed.
It's got everything.
It's going to be, it's going to be wild.
Okay.
You know, talking about that sounds like a little bit of everything.
There's a lot of connections.
A little bit of everything.
It's all in one tweet or is it?
Yeah.
it's it's gonna be all in one tweet 140 characters and it's going to blow minds or it's
absolutely flop in 280 for many years no i still work in the 140 framework because that's
how it hits i'm not i'm not one of these new school tweeters you are i think he said
elan said something about that too didn't he didn't he say um uh that format needs to change
like he it needs to be longer i saw something about that yeah that
They want to, because I know Facebook's trying to do it too, but they want to become a publisher in the sense that you can publish like full articles directly to Twitter.
I don't like that.
I see enough words already.
Most people out there should be limited to using 140 letters at a time.
Like you have to earn the 280 characters.
Yeah.
That's a bad.
Yeah, people out there have no business using 280 letters.
They don't know enough words to do that.
keep it short keep it sweet i do miss the 140 character format i really do it was it was better to get
creative because that it was more challenging to compress so many ideas into one tweet that's the
same thing with like vine versus ticot like vine you had to get the whole entire joke in in six seconds
yeah yeah haikus i agree yeah all in context the the ticot they get they get too long now that's what
here's what happens every time somebody makes a new social media site they start off small and
they're like okay this is going to be like an immediate thing
changed the world and then they're like you know what what if it were more like the website that we
were originally designed to replace how about that and then they just become the last iteration
and somebody else will come along and take it over for them in turn so yeah now now twitter is
trying to become medium which twitter also killed right pretty much yeah you remember medium you
could get like you get paid for writing blogs i actually get a weekly update for medium
from when i wrote like four blogs on it back in 2014 2015 i'm curious to see what my follower
account on medium is right now um but that website that website sucked
is a bad website i've never even heard it actually i'm sure you've seen links you just didn't
realize yeah i wrote some medium but uh really quick while pft searches for that uh i just
want to say the one thing the last thing i'll say about musk is that the expression i was
trying to express was Charles C. Mann, who's an American journalist, wrote a book called Wizards
versus profits. So wizards are people who see technology and innovation as a solution, whereas profits
or people who believe in behavioral change. So when it comes to a topic like overpopulation
and the progress of the world, someone like Elon Musk is a wizard, whereas Bill Gates is a
profit. So Bill Gates believes that there's finite resources and people need to change. Whereas
Elon Musk believes that
innovation will be the solution
and that's why I was what I was trying to communicate
I wasn't saying that
you know like that's what I was really
trying to communicate why I prefer Elon Musk
to Bill Gates
Prophet versus Wizards
The Wizards
The Wizard and the Prophet
Got it
Is the book
I don't think that was the contention
I think the contention was
Um
The
overpopulation versus
is there's not enough people and that's what I was kind of confused about like are you saying
are they saying or are you saying there's not enough people to push innovation like that's why
i'm just confused so the the juxtaposition is that bill gates thinks overpopulation and the
population needs to be lowered because the earth cannot support uh too many people so we have to make
efforts to reduce, whereas Elon Musk thinks that the efforts taken to reduce the population
are going to end up with a huge population gap where you have a very, like what's happening in
Japan, and where you have a large population of older people, not enough people to take care
of them, and that instead population growth can be stable and the earth can support it
through innovation as opposed to just sort of like behavioral changes to reduce population growth.
That was what I was trying to express.
And I wasn't able to express in that moment.
So that's my last point on the matter.
Okay.
I looked up my medium stats.
I got four reads last week.
Incredible.
Four full reads.
The three blogs that have been read on Medium, I totally forgot about writing these.
it's official
LeBron James sucks
that was the first one
second year was that
I believe that was 2015
oh my God
that was when it was official
when he really stunk
I think yeah
don't look up what happened
in the 2015-2016
season
blog number two
Steph Curry is an unfit parent
and now
to be
fair i wrote that because riley curry was ducking the media after losses and she was only get brought
out in the in the press conference after wins but she she was hiding from the bright lights and then
the other one this is i think like a companion piece to lebron james sucks lebron james not a clutch player
so uh i don't know what that one was about probably about him not being clutch but then i click on
him and i can't read them so like the internet has swallowed if you can't find
those blogs let me know I would like to I would like to read them just to kind of take a time machine
back to where my mind was back then and I also want to know why LeBron James sucks I want to read
the sniff curry article that that shit is funny though right little little Riley was getting brought
out there she was being so cute everybody in the media was like oh I love Riley I love
Riley and I was like I know what I'm going to write about today she's actually bad yoda
But do you see her the other day?
She got a phone and shit.
I know it's crazy.
28 years old somehow.
Yeah, that shit crazy, man.
This life shit is going to keep on life.
Does anybody else, like, in the middle or not even the middle?
Like, when I wake up and there are any sleep, like, in the middle of the night or like on an airplane or something like that, like my first thought is, oh, shit, I'm going to die.
Like, that's what I think is around the corner.
Like, that's what I think.
in your bed in the morning?
I think about it's a very vivid thought of like,
you know, one day I'm not going to be here.
And what the fuck does it even mean?
Like it's a very vivid thought like I have.
Like one day I'm not going to be here.
That's wild when you think about it.
Because I've always been here in my head,
but I haven't.
In my head I have,
it's like one day,
I'm not going to.
It's just wild what do you think about it?
Kind of similar,
but I've been eating a lot of deli meat before bed
and it gives me nightmares.
It's true
Nightmares are induced by dilly meat
Dude you know that if you eat junk food before bed
You get nightmares
I'm a living contradiction to that fact
Yeah I'm a call cap anecdotally
I've been eating a lot of prosciutto salami
Before bed because it's all I can eat
Because I'm broke currently
Till Friday
So I have a stockpile, and yeah, it's been giving me terrible nightmares all week.
Billy went around the office after we recorded on Monday, just yelling to everyone.
I declare bankruptcy, and there was like three girls sitting with me that are all 22, 23, like my age.
And all of us were genuinely concerned that Billy wouldn't be able to, like, eat for the rest of the week because he seemed so concerned about his bankruptcy.
No, it's very real.
He asked me for cash.
He asked me for cash today.
No, no, I venmoed you.
Well, no, no.
I still have to.
We took care of it.
We took care of it.
It's just the fact that you asked me for cash this morning.
He's like, does anyone have cash?
Well, because I was going to Venmo you.
You're actually, it's scary that you're actually like, you just don't have money.
Yeah, this like, and I'm too proud to ask anybody for money.
But I have a little money in my Venmo, so I'm not technically broke.
He's just, he's just repeating over and over that he has no money.
But he has a little bit of true.
walking around rubbing and stuff and be like, oh, I'm so hungry.
Hey, Billy, do you want some food? No, I just don't have any money and I'm hungry.
That's the thing to do when you're in New York nowadays. It's going to be the best to see
to see Billy just slowly wilt away and become a super soy boy. So the video came out yesterday
because you're listening on Thursday, but on PMTV yesterday, we did do going up on a Tuesday
day again. And it was almost the perfect storm. It was almost just a perfect occurrence
when we were bench pressing because Billy was like, you know what? I'm, I'm going to prove
to everybody with a man I am. So I'm going to put 295 pounds. Well, because I was going to go for
285, which I would have gotten, but the weights didn't work out because like it was either
275 or two. Right. You didn't have any five pound weights. You just had 10 that you had to put
on each side. So Billy was like, fuck it. I'm going to put up 295.
I'm sure everybody with a man I am.
And he couldn't put up $2.95.
So he tried it the first time, almost got it, failed, tried it the second time, almost got it, failed.
And then waited for like another, I don't know, three minutes.
It was like, okay, I'm going to try it one more time, tried it and failed.
So now up until this time period, Billy hadn't put up a max yet.
He had done a warm-up set at 255, where he did like three reps or whatever.
255 was my max on one rep Tuesday so Billy then got on and tried to do 275 and he almost made himself so tired from trying to do 295 repeatedly that he almost had to end up being like yeah I'm tied with PFT for my one rep max even though Billy is like most people would say a far stronger individual he almost backed himself into a big time corner on that yesterday
No one benched $2.95.
We even had a Max, um, Blank on his last name, uh, who came in.
He was like 280 and he couldn't do $2.95.
Yep.
But anyway.
Uh, so I found, I found the blog Riley Curry is an unfit parent.
She got, I had forgotten that she got up on the mic and she like, she tried to sing
some big Sean into the mic.
And so then I, I said, uh, well, what isn't being reported is this song that
Steph Curry lets his daughter.
listen to has lyrics that would make Donald Sterling blush.
Let's just say, I think we've seen the last of Riley Azalia this postseason.
Riley Azalea.
Riley Azalea.
This is stupid.
This is very stupid.
I said, oh, yeah, I was like it's past midnight eastern time when he dragged his daughter out
into the press room.
Throwing a kid in front of a camera for your own good might be acceptable behavior in the
Dugger household.
Oh, God.
But Curry should know better at this point.
It just goes to show you the hypocrisy in the mainstream media that when Curry subjects his daughter to sleep deprivation and a room full of questioning, it's called celebration.
But when George Bush does it, it's called torture.
And then it goes on.
It goes on and on and on.
And I'm not a negative guy.
I just think that Curry should have a child taken away from him until he develops more suitable taste and music.
Yeah.
And then I just talk a lot about Matthew Delavadova.
It was a different time.
It was a different time on here.
Listen, I've grown and evolved as a person since that's still funny.
Listen, you you dip the pen to write that swell about, about Deuce Tatum and you'll be seeing me face to face, I promise you.
I might have to bring up because Deuce Tatum did do something that I cannot endorse or approve of.
Oh, yeah?
Well, it's not really Deuce.
It's more Jason than his parenting.
In the car, he took two cute pictures of Deuce in the back seat.
one Deuce was like enjoying a nice milkshake smiling looking like he was having a great time
and then the next one was like five minutes later completely passed out like like like a drunkard
passed out in like an alleyway after finishing the milkshake it just tuckered that little kid
and so he just passed out in the back seat of the car but the point is like why is Jason Tatum
taking pictures of his child while driving coley he's they're both in the back Tatum's not driving
I think Tatum's in the front seat the part the pictures I think you're
talking about because I saw them too. I'm always on the lookout for that shit because I hate people
who do stuff like that. I'm pretty sure pre and post game he's getting some he's drive someone's
driving him. He's in a front seat. I know that. That's possible. And I, you know what? I'm not,
I'm not trying to narc on them because I think I obviously don't care. Already did. I obviously don't
care about it. I'm just trying to get under coolly skin. Listen, they're still alive. That's what's
most important to me.
Even with the crooked NBA fouling him out, disgusting.
Truly disgusting.
Take Steph Curry, for example.
He's so skinny that he's literally one-dimensional.
He's only good at one thing, shooting and also passing, which is technically just shooting
the ball to your teammate.
Shooting is actually the least important skill in basketball.
It's like if God made an animal that was really, really, really good at coming.
I don't know.
I don't know where my mind was.
Again, this was a different.
Like, God's made several animals that do.
That's the only reason that animals procreate.
Like the ones that come the best have the most kids.
That's why turtles are dying.
Left and right.
Pandas, too.
Pandas suck at coming.
Do you think pandas?
Oh, pandas suck at sex.
Do you think female pandas enjoy sex?
Dude, we should get some polar bears in there and really.
Make like a hybrid panda polar polar?
Polar bears are great.
I wrote a article about pandas and bear sex.
We talked about it on.
Yeah, we talked about it one time.
Yeah, the goat panda.
Yeah, pandas, basically polar bears,
since they don't really see many other polar bears over the ice caps,
like if you see another polar bear, it's do or die.
So they have much better reproductive habits and genes.
They just settle.
Maybe pandas have higher standards.
That's true.
It's not that they settle.
It's just like,
oh my God,
this is the first woman I've seen.
Yeah,
they settle.
That's exactly what's seen in 100 kilometers.
As someone who's watched a lot of planet Earth,
polar bears are gigantic rapists.
Terrible people,
those polar bears.
Yeah,
because they don't know the next time
they're going to be able to get a chance.
Sure.
That's,
I mean,
I'm not excusing the polar bear behavior.
Yeah,
victim.
I don't think there's much consensual.
sex in the animal kingdom at all that's not true there's all mating rituals dances i know birds are
pretty big in that uh it's very intricate in the whole but i think what billy's getting at um
is a fair question to ask do female animals in the animal kingdom do they do they get off
yeah they do female animals have orgasms of course it's that i'm saying that without me knowing for sure
but just evolutionarily, it makes sense
because there has to be some kind of
incentive to procreate.
Does the reward?
It feels good.
Yeah, maybe it feels good.
Maybe they don't nut.
Is the Black Widow spider's orgasm
her just tearing the male limb from limb
and eating his corpse?
Yeah.
That's a sick orgasm.
That's, yeah, that is.
Praying mantises, too.
That's got to be some awful post nut clarity for him.
You got the guy laying next to you decapitated.
Oh, fuck.
Not again.
Who's going to help me raise this thing?
So I
That's what we got we get the short end of the stick
Species wise as well like
Beers when they come out they walk it around
They doing things on their own like
We have to like take care of babies for so long after they're born
Well that's they should come out of the womb more able
It's kind of bullshit.
Well monkeys do that was the whole point we started walking upright
We couldn't hold
babies in that position as well and they were popping out like much faster um and less developed
and then we started carrying them around it says i googled it and it says that female chimps macaw
macaque monkeys and cows have all been stimulated to the point of experiencing orgasms
what a job which does suggest that other female animals are at least capable of orgasms um
certain animals they don't know, such as mosquitoes.
Yeah, I, how do you figure that one out?
So the two, it says, you want to get a grant real fast.
According to experts, there are two answers.
Yes, and it is impossible to know.
Yes.
And yeah, so we know for a fact that a cow has.
How did that, that kind of got tossed in there with some other primates that would
probably be easier to study.
Yeah.
And also, Bessie, this one cow.
Yeah.
I know for sure.
She wasn't faking.
I can tell.
Was it good for you, Bessie?
Yeah.
It's McCox, chimpanzees, some of the rhesus monkeys, and then, and then no, Daisy, she was a squirder.
Let me tell you.
You can't fake that.
Dolphins have sex for pleasure.
I know that.
Yeah, that's a big one.
I know it's also rape.
Yeah.
Don't they rape humans?
Yeah, they try.
They've been known to, you have to.
to attempt. Dude, I told you, Otters are the fucking worst.
You know, I didn't know orders were mean until I saw Zootopia. And, uh, when he went
savage, when Mr. Otter went savage, he was all nice. And, and like, he was all mean and shit.
I was like, Otters ain't mean. And so I looked it up. And I was like, your orders are fucking
assholes. Oh, they're the worst. They're like Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah. I didn't, I didn't know
that. But I also didn't know they were assholes. Yeah. They, they, they eat.
They eat other otters?
No, they, they try to mate with dead otters and dead seals.
Necrophilia.
Yeah, necrophilia.
Yeah.
Jeffrey Dahmer.
I don't know.
I didn't think he had sex with him.
I thought he just ate him.
Yeah, I thought he was a cannibal.
I thought, I'm sure he did a lot of mixing.
I don't know.
You're just serial killers.
I don't know, it could be the case, but I mean, it's not far off.
You eat these people after you kill him.
Like, you might as well fuck him.
I don't know.
Yeah.
at that point.
I actually have
standards all of a sudden.
So I actually on my list
I have a couple of
what are they called?
Not moratorium.
Murderers?
Embalmers?
Is that the word?
They work at the morgue.
Morticians?
Morticians.
Yeah.
Embalming is a process.
Yeah.
Is it embalmers?
Yeah.
I think they used to be called embalmers.
You get embalmers.
It's funny to call them abalmers.
I have a couple of them on the lawmen.
list they were one of the professionals that stood out and I'm just like I like they just like
they seem like normal guys they are you have to go to college for it but like they could
who knows what they do with those bodies they make a they make a really how much actually I should
make you make a really good show where I just start like getting these guys on and just ask them
questions about everything yeah we should we should actually do that we should do a a guy of the
week yeah yeah but yeah but yeah
from billy's list yeah yeah just you should just go random do you have it in like an excel
spreadsheet yeah just like scroll scroll and then stop yeah and then and then you have a contact
that person that would be fun do you have um uh my shirt i can i'll get you the shirt i'll get
you i'll get you you see you i'll send you i'll i'll i'll make sure you get the shirt i need
the shirt i have i have a i have arian's ad by the way we need uh want to how you keep trying to
you're gonna sell me on the hat i just don't want to you keep trying to sell me on the hat i just
The shirt, though.
The hat, give him the hat, the sweatshirt and the shirt.
You're sure you'd rather not have the hat.
The hat's real nice.
Speaking of upselling people, I got another qualm with this Dennis.
He goes, I can't believe I forgot this part of the story.
I feel like he just been sitting over there letting it brew.
He just popped the perk.
I forgot.
I forgot about this part.
So he goes, yeah, that top right one might need to come out at some point, too.
And I was like, like when?
He's like, probably like 10, 15 years, but we can do it today if you want.
I was like, are you serious?
No, I'm not doing that today.
15 years from now doesn't exist.
Yeah.
That's not a, that's not a real time.
I'm not doing that today.
You're talking about wisdom to?
Yeah.
Oh, I mean, I got all mine out at the same time.
Yeah, but I mean, 15 years from now.
It's so funny when you talk about years like that.
I judge life in years by how many trades you can make in your franchise mode,
like how many years you can go into your draft picks.
I think beyond that, I think there's just, it's just not life.
Dude, these past three years have gone by so freaking fast, bro.
And Big T can't, he can't do that.
And wait, you said 15 years from now?
Yeah, that's a long time.
I was like, is it, the other dentist said like, this is the only one.
I was like, is it like pressing?
He's like, no.
He does not trust that guy.
He was like, no.
I mean, like, maybe.
Maybe in 10 or 15 years you might need to.
He's like, well, why the fuck would I do that today, dude?
You should try to schedule it.
The truth I came here for.
You should try to schedule it 15 years from now.
Yeah, can we do May 2nd, 2037?
He's like, I got a 9 a.m. can you do 1030?
And he'll charge you up front.
Yeah.
Actually, Big T's probably like traveling to Corvallis, Oregon or something like that
for a home-and-home Tennessee against Oregon State at that point.
We have Washington in 2030, I believe.
I believe. I'm definitely going to that.
I announced it a few months ago.
Hit me up. I'm going to the P&W.
I'll go. I love, I love Washington.
Let's go. Let's go.
That's a game that, like, I definitely want to go to.
Oh, I didn't tell you.
So the group chat from the whole 04 class, we have a whole group chat.
We all decided we're going to the 04.
I mean, we're going to the Florida game this year.
Yes. Yes. Let's all go.
Yeah.
Enki Johnson going to show everybody.
It's the host, this whole squad.
He's not in the group because he has an Android.
We literally kicked him out because he don't got an iPhone.
That's the one Ramon Foster said you don't answer in, right?
That's cat.
I'm most active.
One of the most active one of the most active.
I'd be answering me.
She's lying.
So, yeah, we kicked.
When was, have you been to a game since you played?
I went to the spring game in 2012.
Was that, was that Butch's first year?
I don't know.
No idea.
I can't remember.
if his first year is 12 or 13.
But yeah, that's sick.
That's the one game I was planning on going to this year.
Anyway, so we should get the whole.
I plan on getting super fucking like,
you know how they,
you know how all the Tennessee fans like they do moonshine.
Oh, yeah.
I'm getting moonshine faded in tailgate.
Let's go.
Tailgate hopping and getting fucked up.
We got to bring a camera to that.
I'm down.
Down.
So, Arian, it is draft day today.
You are the star of the draft day movie.
I mean, the movie don't,
go without me, honestly. How would you say
it holds up? R.P. to
Ivan Reitman, though. The director.
And Chad with Bozeman.
Oh, yeah, and Chad. Yeah, that's
right. Is there a draft
day curse? Oh, boy.
Maybe Aryan's
the cursed one, and he brings it to macrodosing.
I hope. I hope not. God.
Yeah, so let's, too much real shit
happens. Let's stop talking about that.
I don't believe. Kevin Costner.
Yeah, so
one of us go, like, y'all know.
Or Jennifer Garner, I suppose.
There's a lot more people that go before me.
I didn't have a big, big bro.
We can get Dennis Larry out of here.
He's had a run.
Who is the dude that played Green Goblin?
He was in it, too.
No, you're confusing Dennis Larry and how am I blanking on his name?
It's spelled weird.
It's like a normal name, but weird.
Willem Defoe.
Thank you for saying, yes.
Willem Defoe and Dennis Leary.
They've got a similar face.
It's not the dude from Green Gobel, I could have sworn.
they've got a similar face
this whole time
how is uh how is terry
if you walked up to dennis larry and said man
i really love spider man that would have been an all-time move
although you guys never share the camera
no we we shot a yeah we shot a scene that didn't make it
um at the end when we were uh we had a draft party
and i met him gotcha
i thought he was the green goblin that's fucked up
how is uh how's terry cruz
that's a good dude man um
that's a good guy
just very eccentric yeah very excited about what he does it seems like a lot of energy yeah
and it's it's not a stop from what i seen um but he's really really good dude man really good
dude uh i handle problems when we all you all he's been cool to me i'm looking to see who else on this
in this movie oh jim brown was in draft day yeah oh yeah that's right it's an elite cast yeah
sam elias rich eisen everybody yeah rich arman shout out to rich eisen
How is Sam Elliott in that movie?
Yep.
He's the Wisconsin head coach.
Oh, that's right.
This doesn't make a lot of sense.
It says John Candy's in that movie.
Yeah, they flash back to talk about the Montana play,
and they show the Montana play and cut to John Candy.
Got it.
That would make sense.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm going to have to run it back.
I think this is the movie.
I've seen the most in my life.
And I'm not...
Graph day?
I'm not joking.
It's the perfect...
That rocks.
Put it on and not really pay attention movie.
Like, if I'm, like, late at night and I've looked up...
Or I've given up on finding, like, something to actually watch and pay attention to.
I just need noise.
I'll put that on 10 out of 10 times.
And when it's on TV, you can pick it up at any point.
Yes.
That makes so much sense, though.
Everybody has that.
Like, mine is obviously Avatar, right?
But I think it's directly correlated.
to like your interests like right like that's that's your safe and solemn places
sports right like my safe and solemn places are the world that's what i think about that is
actually using your mind to think about something important like the universe unlike but sports are cool
too coley i didn't say they traded they traded three first pft i know to move on
to take an edge rusher why they could have gotten yes yeah yeah linebacker edge rusher
He has his hand down at Ohio State when they cut back to the footage.
Does he?
They show multiple plays.
He definitely has his hand down for one of them.
I'm going to watch it tonight.
I think he was like a middle linebacker.
He definitely wasn't middle.
I mean, he was the captain of the defense.
I think it was a linebacker.
I think he was outside three, four.
If you use like a top five pick on a middle linebacker in today's NFL, you're a fucking idiot.
You trade three first?
Yeah, you're a more.
And then he trades three seconds to the Jags to get ahead of his original pick.
And then he trades those picks for his original pick back, or that one pick for his original
picks back.
And he gets a punt returner.
I mean, the Jaguars.
Just because he can.
Yeah.
The Jaguars looked like such clowns in that movie.
I feel bad for Jaguars fans that had to watch.
They got a fake Bill Burr running the franchise.
Yeah.
you're getting mentally dominated by the Cleveland Browns.
I mean, come on.
For three twos, three twos for the fifth overall pick.
The points do not add up there.
They can't.
Okay, I'm going to actually watch tonight.
This sounds interesting.
You've never seen Drafta?
Yeah, dude.
The point I always make by Drafta is that it's a fine movie,
but it would suck so much ass if it didn't have the official license logo is the NFL in it.
If you were watching like the Sharks.
Toronto Sharks.
Yeah, the Toronto Sharks and the.
the Los Angeles Raptors
trading picks. It's like, what am I?
I have no reason to what? Those aren't even the cool logos that I
recognize from real life. You know what I learned recently
is you don't actually have to get those. That's just not a thing
you have to get. You can actually just use. No, you don't.
Winning time does not have permission from the NBA.
Who? Winning time. The show about the Lakers
in HBO does not have permission. And
ballers never had permission from the NFL.
HBO just does not care.
I don't think they, I don't, I don't think that it's, like, it's, it's, you have to have it.
If they want to pursue legal action, they can all right.
No, that's being discussed, right?
The NBA is considering suing.
Yeah.
Yeah, so, right, so they don't have.
But they, but like HBO is just like, I thought, like, so standard.
I thought it was the most standard thing to acquire those.
I thought, you know, I'm wrong.
I thought you had to.
I didn't know.
because the reason why I thought that was because when when I met the writers of draft day
they were like yeah man they were like super excited there was two dudes and it was this crazy
this is our dream like we just we just wrote us together it's like we didn't know if we could get
the rights from the NFL but we ended up getting it and I was like oh that's dope like so I thought
that's just you may be right out of I'm sure it was different for them too because they wanted to
film at the drafted shit so they probably had to so they really did have to work with them
Whereas if you're just HBO making a show about the Lakers, like, what do you care?
But the fact that they used it for ballers, too, like official, it's really the logos,
like making money off of like the logos and team names.
And the NFL, I guess, was just like, eh, we don't really want to, like, we have hard knocks.
We don't want to fuck that up.
Like, we're just going to let them slide.
The NBA is like, we don't, we do not love how Jerry West is being portrayed.
Our logo is being portrayed in this show.
We're probably going to suit you.
Yeah.
You know, didn't he, didn't he say he's mad at, I saw a tweet somewhere or something like where he, somebody was expressing his dismay.
What, what, what, why, how was he being portrayed?
I don't know.
So, you know Adam McKay, not necessarily personally, but like his work.
Mm-hmm.
So it's, Adam McKay produces this.
So it's like super over the top and it's about the 80s Lakers.
Like, it's, it's not meant to be like a direct portrayal of the 1980s.
So everyone's super bombastic, like Kareem is like such a dick, like just an absolute asshole, like super stoic, doesn't give a fuck about anyone.
Jerry West flies off the handle so quickly and he's like the most outwardly angry about this.
Kareem's written about it.
He's like, yeah, it's not accurate, but like what do you expect?
Magic just put out his own documentary because he was trying to control the narrative of it.
I don't know anyone else who's been furious.
Like the Larry Bird character is an asshole who doesn't say anything.
And I don't think Larry Bird's going to be like, yeah, that's inaccurate.
Like it's super accurate.
So I don't, I don't know.
The casting, the guy who plays Larry Bird, isn't he like kind of a squid?
He looks nothing like Larry Bird.
I think he looks exactly like Larry Bird.
Just a lot of small.
Yeah.
I mean, they're all like, I think the actor who plays Kareem's like,
six eight i think so everyone else like actors are traditionally super short yeah uh so i think if you
get a bunch of basketball players that are like six four to six eight like they'll probably
look pretty to scale yeah what does squid mean uh squid is a like a loser a loser like a
tiny little guy like a squid like a squid i think he comes from like this like the weight like
in pop war there's midgets tikes squids it's a hockey term i think
I think a squids, a hockey, a hockey weight class for, like, their, like, young.
I think, I don't know.
It's like midgets, mites, Peewees, juniors.
I think squids is that for hockey, I think.
I'm not sure.
I've always just heard hockey players call people squids.
Hockey has the best chirps by far.
No.
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
But is it like a square?
Is it like a square?
Yeah.
Just like physically me.
your spine list you've got literally no spine yeah i uh yeah exactly like like physically
unintiminating i do like hockey insults i don't know if they're the best but they're
they have like a special place in my heart there's so much different duster bender grocery
stick there's a lot of good ones you ever um you ever watch that show letter keney yeah oh yeah
so letter kini's great it's one of my favorite shows on television uh a guy that i used to write with
that Kissing Susie Culver
actually became one of their writers
and he got me into it.
I can't stop watching it.
It's like one of the best written comedy shows.
It's so fucking funny.
Anyways, the main character or Jared,
what's his name?
Jared Kesso, I think his name is,
the actor that plays the main character.
They're making a spinoff show
about one of the side characters, Shorzie.
Yep, and R.A.'s in it.
R.A. is in the show.
No shit.
What does he do?
He's in the first episode.
He plays himself.
Holy fuck.
How do I not know this?
you didn't see it no yeah he's in it i can't wait for this that's that's so perfect like the writing
in it is so funny the uh the commercial that i saw advertising the the entire series was perfect i
fucking love it yeah he plays himself it's so funny god damn r a i mean that's perfect
letter kennie feels like what shameless was trying to be uh but like shameless is a show that
should be good and it just like really isn't like it doesn't ever like fully grab you in but letter
Kenny's, I feel like nails what they're trying to be.
Shameless, that's the one with, what's his name?
William H. Macy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like shameless.
Shameless, shameless isn't bad.
It's just sometimes it doesn't really know what it's supposed to be.
Right, right.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
It doesn't know what it wants to be.
There were some scenes in Shameless where I was like, am I laughing at this or is this
like tugging out my heartstrings?
Is this the most tragic thing that I've ever seen or is this,
supposed to be funny and it could like i don't know maybe that's more about me as a viewer watching
it that i couldn't figure it out but it's because the tone was so like disjointed and all over
the place sometimes that you honestly couldn't tell there's a reason it's not bigger and it's that
yeah letter can gives me big trailer park boys vibes i could see i love trailer i love trailer
park boys was so just like it was just like being in a college dorm room just watching trailer
Park Boys episode after trailer park boys episode during like two days it was great i like it
that takes billy back to a very specific like it was it was preseason you'd be packing a dip
between practices and just laying on the bed like watching trailer park boys any rumor to the
the notion that that's why big tea had to have his his molars removed because he tried dip once
it got infected no truth to that have you dip no no wow
Smart.
Never?
Hey, yo, Big T.
That ice pick gotta be warm by now, though.
I switched them in the middle.
Okay, gotcha.
Why you went dark?
Yeah.
Do you like, we're talking about shows?
Do you like Ray Donovan?
What's that?
Great show.
Great show.
It's with Leaves Schreiber.
I was just mentioning because I met him last night at the Ranger game.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
Really cool dude.
One of the best, I mean, probably the best voice of all time.
Oh, yeah, hard noise.
So, wait.
Morgan Freeman.
Oh, Morgan Freeman.
That's tough, yeah.
Great voice.
All right, documentary voice, I'd say, Leif Schreiber.
What about who's out?
David Attenborough, the British guy.
And this bird has red feathers.
What's the, what's Cass from, um, Keith David?
He was in Finding Forster.
Bunch to Keith, Christ's sake.
Sean Connery.
There you go.
Sean Conner.
That was a really good, Sean Conner.
That was.
I die.
I do I do that good, you know.
Do it again.
I used to, I'm not going to do it again.
because it's not going to hit the same.
You know what I mean?
Just run it back.
But that was one of my favorite movies of all time growing up.
Because, like, I was a writer.
Like, and, like, not a lot of people around me wrote.
And, like, I just love that shit.
So I used to, like, read poetry and shit.
I was a nerd.
You're the man now, dog.
Who do you think is the best sports voice of all time?
Or just your favorite.
Oh, I got two.
John Madden and Gus Johnson.
Hmm
That's going to be
That's going to be divisive
I like Dicky
For sure
I don't like him
Because he's talking shit about me
But
Marv Albert
Marv
Yeah strictly on
On the field
With Marv
The off the court stuff
gets questionable
What did he do
I think he's like
Crossed
I was just like
I thought he was just crossdressing
No
No no
No no
No what he do
What do
No no no
Just look it up
When you're after the show
look it up.
Yeah.
Marve Albert.
This is a podcast where we talk about this kind of thing.
What do you do?
Sexual assault.
Oh,
fuck.
Like biting,
biting prostitutes.
He was really into biting.
What the fuck?
He would like answer the door in his hotel when it was a room service of the maid with just his cock out.
Weird guy.
I don't understand how these people ever thought any of this was okay.
You know,
was wild as like.
I got kinks, right?
Everybody got their kink.
But like, when you start, like, thinking about how many people are out there,
motherfuckers is weird, dog.
Like, my kinks are, you know, I would say pretty normal.
It's like, you're going to find it on an average porn site.
But like, dudes is weird, bro.
Like, weirdos.
Like, I don't trust.
I don't trust it.
The two girls one cup video wasn't made to be a shock reaction video.
That got lost in that whole.
that's not why it was created
it was created because someone was like
I'm gonna jerk my fucking stick
until it bleeds to this video
and that was why that video was made
when actually came out
I recorded everybody around me's reaction
first time watching it
I don't know if I still had it
this is the fourth time this video
has come up on this podcast
I mean it's a legendary
that mad dog have you seen two girls one cup
yeah okay every you've seen it right
yes big T it's like internet history
it's like you have to see
Okay, I just want to make sure that everybody
You know why this generation
You know, everyone talks about why we have mental health issues
It's because in middle school
We saw all sorts of shit
I wonder if like if
If hypothetically somebody in this room had not seen
Two Girls One Cup
Would it be by the letter of the law
Sexual harassment to make them watch it
To get their reaction at work?
You say by the letter of the law
Like it's not very clear
Like you don't have to go to the law
letter but that I feel like let's get so let's get so long I think I like you know
I'm saying it's like a lawyer like there's videos that there's no great forcing their grandmothers
to watch it out there I agree with PFC no gray area there's people in there asking somebody to
watch them what I mean there was I wouldn't do it I'm just I still remember the music people
gagged the music I absolutely 100% questions I'll be honest a video hand up I would force Billy to watch
two girls, one cup, if he hadn't seen it already
before, to get his reaction. Yeah, it's harassed.
When you asked Mad Dog, I got nervous.
You can make Billy do whatever. Yes,
Billy is the one that I would make do it.
It is harassment. It is.
It is harassment to an extent, but I also
see it as, like, maybe the most
like reactionary video
of all time. Like, I think
the, I think the word that you're
getting is make. If you
suggest, yeah, if you say,
do you know what you see this? No, but if I'm,
I could be reasonably viewed to be
Billy's boss and if I suggest that he watches it then you could make the argument that I'm
making my subordinate as part of their job let's make Stephen Che watch I feel like he hasn't
seen no Stephen Jay is definitely seen two guys one cut really I don't know he doesn't know what the
news is he might not and I think during this show I only saw the tweet so I don't I don't
want to throw dirt on his name I think he said Steph Curry wasn't a superstar which if that's
true I have to yell at Stephen Chee now
Today?
Today, while we were recording this,
there was, I saw a video
brain, like, freaking out.
Might be the worst take of all time.
Bad take.
It's not a good take.
It's not a good take.
I just,
I wonder what is metric is.
It's like three superstars ever in the world then.
Yeah, it's Jordan and really that's the list.
There's no one out.
I love Stephen Chase's mind.
And that's interesting.
Not that part.
It's an interesting place to visit
would not want to live there.
No, but Stephen Chay has definitely seen two goes one cut.
He has all these tapes and at the end of the day is a Knicks fan.
Like what?
I don't understand.
I feel bad for Knicks fans.
Like real Knicks fans?
My homeboy from Atlanta from Atlanta is a Knicks fan.
And I don't know why, but he just keeps on coming back.
And it's hilarious every year.
I have a theory that Knicks fans are the most honest basketball fans when it comes to evaluating talent
because their team is so devoid of it that they get to see.
Like, think of how many iconic games have happened at Madison Square Garden by LeBron, Kobe, Paul Pierce.
Jordan, like, the fact that everyone just comes through.
Yeah, everyone just comes through there has their best game.
Like, Nick fans know who's good and who isn't.
I feel like Jordan kind of set that precedent, though, because he was like, this is the mecca basketball,
and he always had to show out in New York.
And then so in that era, especially, I feel.
bad for that era in general though
like Carl Malone
well I do not feel
John Stockton
John Stockton should have one of the ring
you know what I mean
Jeff Warner sec should
John Stark
Patrick Ewan like Barker they should have won some rings
though but it's like
my man's was just there
you know area he took a two year break
the big team
Aryan has expressed
his uh his
his his like for several problematic
figures in this show.
You know, it's not true.
I've been on the record.
I separate the art from the artist.
That's fair.
Charles Manson has a great song.
We've talked about it on this podcast.
He has a great song.
Piece of shit, human.
O.J. Simpson, baller.
Might a murder.
People really don't talk about that.
O.J. Simpson was an unbelievable football player.
He's a top five.
If you take the murder out of it, he's a top five running back of all
Alleged, like.
Alleged.
It's a legend.
It is a legend.
We were talking about the other day.
You talked about a guy which was just every tweet I've seen, banger.
And it's only in video form.
Like, you talk about a guy who just watched.
Did I tell you one day during the pandemic when it first popped up, I was Hello, I
heard it.
But anyway, so people haven't heard it.
I took all his tweets and compiled a hello Twitter world because he starts at every, every single tweet, he starts with hello Twitter world.
So I have like, 10 minutes of him saying hello Twitter world.
good of world. It's fucking hilarious.
Also, I know you're going to say when you DM them.
No, no, no, no, no.
Can you ask him to unblock me?
I see what I could do.
Please.
I swear.
At your next running backs meeting.
I promise.
I promise.
I promise. I'll be nice.
I just.
If Elon Musk is really about this free speech life, he'll give O.J. the blue check.
He is owed.
Agreed.
And he'll tell O.J. to unblock me.
Let's see how, let's see how big to set a nuts.
or an Elon Musk, okay?
It's one thing to go out there
and like push around Nancy Pelosi.
That's easy.
Anyone can do that.
If you're a man, Elon, tell OJ
get off his fucking ass and unblocked PFT Cometer.
I bet.
Let's see if you got a sack on you.
I think that was the first move he made was to block.
He didn't even tweet yet.
He was like, let me get this guy out of here.
I don't need this headache in my life.
This will be bad news for me.
Also, OJ, say something nice about OJ,
very good actor.
Surprisingly good comedic
actor.
Oh, before the murder, OJ was probably one of the most charismatic, likable figures
in the world.
Who would you matter?
Who would you compare that to?
He was magic.
Like, who nowadays, if they got arrested for murdering their ex-wife and her
allegedly?
Michael Strayhan.
And acquitted.
And acquitted.
Would you put him up with Strayhan as before?
Jack.
Who, Strayhan's not a bad comparison.
I'll be like a, you got like a Shack or Strayhan.
Or it was Strayhand more because he's more like that like Bachelor, like good looking, all the girls,
one of them, all the dudes want to be like him type vibe, you know what about Tom Brady?
Like what you're inferring about Shaq.
Nah, Tom Brady's white.
Oh.
Tom Brady.
Tom Brady is a modern day OJ is not a take.
I was prepared to deal with this morning.
Because he was, was he in the media a lot back then?
He was like a sideline report on CBS.
Matter of fact.
He was actually.
Like, a lot of social importance that, um, uh, milestones that he hit.
He was, I think it was the first like crossover, like black athletes who did like a major
corporate like, uh, brand partnership, I think.
I think it was with like Hertz or something like that.
Um, but he, he broke a lot of milestones, though.
Like, OJ was influential, man.
Actor, like.
Yeah, the naked man.
He was just great in those movies.
He fucking killed somebody.
I literally.
Whoops.
Two buddies.
Couple.
I think it was 100% the sun
100% that's not
He was trained
You can't say 100%
That leaves you no wiggle room
For using the word allegedly
You just say 99.999999-9-9-9-9-9
repeating allegedly
And then you're fine
You can't say 100%
So shout out of Joe
That guy tore it the hell out of the rock
I think we can all agree
Oh man
Iceman trophy winner two
thousand yard rusher nobody talks about that 2000 and 12 games or 14 i think it was 14 no i think
it was 12 was it 12 was it 12 i think it was 12 no i could be wrong i think it's 14 either
it's super impressed either crazy either way buffalo doesn't really claim that much i've noticed like
there's no you go to back recently yeah but you go to buffalo they don't have any like you know
home of o j simpson signs 14 games there's no like these wings are oj's favorite be
on whack just the way oj liked it you know there's there's none of that i would like to see buffalo
no i wouldn't no i take that back i'm talking myself down a pretty bad hole right now and he was the
first uh 2 000 yard rusher he was the it was the first one and he had an 1800 yard not not
not first uh and he had an 1800 yard uh season for you two two two years later that's crazy though
did they take the best fantasy trophy
away.
Huh?
Did they take his Heisman trophy away?
Because they took Reggie Bush's.
No, no, no.
Reggie Bush gave it back.
But they asked.
They're pieces of shit, of course.
But they can't take shit.
I told him that.
He was on my podcast.
I was like, though, why would you give it back to them?
Like, what are you?
They can't take it from you, fair?
What does you do it?
They asked very nice thing.
So Reggie said, okay.
He just kind of wanted to like,
the situation to, like, go away.
And I was like, it couldn't have been me, dog.
I'd have made it public.
Yeah, come to my house and get it.
O.J. Simpson, best one cut running back of all time.
Stop.
When you, oh, you're joking.
He's a couple cuts, actually.
He was the original slash.
I don't, no, I don't think so.
He was.
I don't think he was.
No, I think he was, no, he was really elusive.
Like, he was really like, um.
Yeah, he was.
Not that elusive.
Like, so maybe we're,
He was loose.
Maybe when he's playing against the Broncos.
And go on.
I would say Eric Dickerson.
Yeah, Eric Dickerson doesn't get a lot of love these days for some reason.
I don't know why, but he was an incredible running back.
And he had, he played for like a big time franchise, had a look about him.
But he doesn't get talking about him.
It's because of how he was portrayed in the media.
He was one of the, actually he was the one of the running backs that,
was like, we need to get paid more.
And so he broke open free agency.
He was the one that broke open free agency in NFL.
It was him because he was like,
we need to get paid like these quarterbacks.
We need to get paid.
We need to work.
And that was when it was like a run dominant league.
He's like,
we need to get paid more.
And so like he was like bullish about it and the media hated him for it.
Listen, he broke open free agency at SMU.
That's what Eric Dickerson did.
That man was getting paid.
He wasn't running for free for anyone.
As he should have been.
yeah uh all right well any anything else we want to bring up today or should we do should we
take a look at billy's list to see what kind of guy we want to get randomly on on the phone
next weekend or next week yeah so oh i did hold on i saw something truth social when you sign up
you got to automatically follow and like two accounts like it's required follow two accounts and
the list is hilarious it's just like trump his son fox news and like two other
Paul Bungino.
Yeah.
That's not free speech.
Nope.
One of the guys was actually, I'm not going to say what he did, but he worked on the
downtown bomber in Nashville case, and he did a little write-up for us if we want to read it.
We do.
We talked about it a lot yesterday.
That's pretty cool.
So this is, I'm not going to say what he does.
I don't know.
He's getting trouble.
Can you say the first name?
Is it a recognizable first name or a generic one?
It's generic.
Okay.
What's this person's first name?
We decided to beep it out.
Beep.
I don't.
Because if you look at who was involved in the case, like how many?
Beep.
Yeah.
You had bleep that.
Just bleep.
And then we text when Aaron said what name to bleak what this guy's job is.
Okay.
And then say it out loud.
Don't watch that, man.
Last time you outed me about my jersey.
It's mad dog's fault.
That was mine.
Oh, that was Maddie.
Yeah, that was on me.
we forgive you well how about avery just pulling a full joel and bead there and throwing his
teammate under the bus yeah i'll take that one i'll take that one so this this is what he said
guy's name was anthony warner the bomber he was a super paranoid altruite conspiracy theorist
like shapeshifting people shapefifting lizard people alex jones gay frogs typed conspiracy who was
a navy veteran in his 60s living alone got diagnosed with advanced stage cancer and spiraled down
the rabbit hole before ultimately deciding he wanted to end things on his own terms.
He did a shit ton of research, learned to make improvised homemade explosives that the FBI
have still not yet to release their findings about the actual nature of, rigged up his RV with
loudspeakers on the outside and explosives on the inside, drove it downtown, strategically
parked it on 2nd Avenue outside of the AT&T hub-switch facility.
Every major city has one of these centers that route calls for cell carriers throughout the
region. There's a lot of tech background info into it, but basically without them, cell service
is fucked, either fired off some shots in the air or played a recording of shots over his loud
speaker and got cops in the area around 4.30 a.m. Started playing a warning not to approach
the RV and to evacuate the area a little before 6 a.m. switched to another recording around
6.15 a.m. saying to evacuate because the RV was going to detonate 15 minutes before starting a
a countdown mixed with a clip of the song Downtown by Petula Clark's super creepy,
eerie purge vibes and finally detonating with dude with himself inside right at 6.30 a.m.
Shit was wild because the AT&T building was blastproof and built so well that the reverberations
from the explosion bounced off the building and actually blew in the face of all brick
Victorian era buildings across the street because of his warning shots and recordings
playing on the loudspeaker,
the police managed to evacuate
almost everyone from the area
before the explosion went off
and he was the only casualty.
Despite the building itself being blast-proof,
a lot of the infrastructure around the AT&T building
was so old that the blast knocked loose
or broke most of the water pipes
within a radius of several blocks away
and the water ended up damaging all the equipment
inside the switch center,
which knocked out cell service
for the most of middle Tennessee
into other parts of Tennessee
in western Kentucky, northern Alabama,
eastern Georgia for the better part of two days.
The police got a tip about the guy from this lady who was close with maybe dating at some point a few months prior and was found by an internal investigation not have properly followed up on those tips.
The same lady called and gave a tip on the day of the bombing that she thought he was a suspect and the police with the FBI raised house in the suburb of Nashville and found all this crazy delusional conspiracy theory stuff and maybe a manifesto.
There's still some parts of the investigation that are ongoing and actually findings were supposed to be released later this month on it.
It was a great, I'm not going to say that.
It's about his job.
Hub switch facilities are also integral for routing 911 calls through the entire region.
So Middle Tennessee's public safety answering point centers at take 911 calls were all fucked for the better part of the week.
Nashville is the only agency that managed to rig our system in time so we didn't lose our 911 lines.
So yeah.
So the guy did his research and knew that blowing up the building would have all these drastic effects and knew that he could blow out the old.
the old infrastructure in order to disable the whole thing.
So I remember right after it happened when they raided his house,
there were already weirdos online taking like screenshots of Google Maps
showing like the RV that was in the back and comparing it to pictures of the RV
that was there. And they were like, look, there's two stripes up here on this RV.
And I only see one stripe on the RV from the actual vent last night.
It's like, no.
That's very clearly the same RV.
People are just, like, looking at shadows and shit, trying to prove they get, like, one angle of one picture.
And they're like, oh, totally different RV, see?
And I guess that kind of falls in line with what I had heard about it.
I just hadn't heard an update for a while.
Yeah, I think what a lot of people say is those 18T buildings are really covers for NSA buildings.
I think that's quite well known.
Wait, is it well known that people say that?
Or is it well known that that's a thing that is true?
let's just say it's well known
that there are people out there that say that
with no proof
I think
let me look
okay so yeah I think
AT&T collaborates on NSA
spying through a web of secretive
spy hubs in eight U.S. cities
the NSA
yeah
the NSA considers AT&T
to be one of the most trusted partners
and has the yeah no shit
I'm sure the NSA has like AT&T
and Verizon on speed dial
and they've got
that's where they get their info from right
yeah T-Mobile
yeah T-Mobile
Windowless yet.
Cricket's like, nope, nope, not me.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure it's known that the, okay, so Atlanta, Chicago, Dallas, Los Angeles, New York City,
San Francisco, Seattle, Washington, D.C.
has identified an AT&T facility-contained networking equipment that transports large quantities
of internet traffic across the United States and world.
And indicates the buildings are central to NSA spying initiatives.
If I was cricket, you know what I would do?
I would just completely rebrand and be like, hey, we're cricket wireless.
We're the only cellular phone company that will not give your money or not give your information to the federal government on a daily basis.
That's us. Cricket Wireless. Stop snitching.
That's it. It'll be fire.
I would much, I would be way more likely to like give cricket a shot if they were like, hey.
Your phones, R.S.
Yeah. No matter what, we're never going to give your information away. How about that? Cricket Wireless.
That's fire.
Come break the law with us.
Stop snitching.
Stop snitching with cricket.
So let's do a thing where we randomly select a guy from Billy's list.
Let me go to the list.
And then we contact them.
And then on Monday's episode, we'll be able to interact with them.
And we'll, you know, maybe like 10 minutes.
Quick update on the list.
10 minutes with a guy.
Should we do it random or should we just give it to one person each week and they get to pick?
I should probably, yeah, I'll give them the list and I'll find them.
I'll give you guys the whole results.
Real quick, for everyone who tried to join the Discord in the LinkedIn work, turns out Discord invite lakes only work for a certain amount of people.
So in order to make this work, please DM me with a receipt of bought Billy's List merch on Twitter and I'll make sure you get into the Discord.
Damn.
It's just I can't go through another 10,000 applications.
No, I love it.
A lot of people, though.
Yeah.
And Billy is bankrupt.
I am bankrupted.
I really need the merch bonus to pay my rent.
Now,
I just want to reiterate because Billy,
there will,
the haters out there will be like,
oh,
Billy's just trying to sell merch.
Billy did this because he's just genuinely curious
and likes to talk to people
about their areas of expertise.
Once you get to the Discord,
you'll see that it is an amazing resource.
It's like a real community that Billy's created.
And they want to have the shirts and the hats
because they're proud to be part of this community that he's made.
They're in Bill's Mafia.
Yeah.
And so I'm very proud of Billy
Don't think they're trying to bleed people out here.
It's it's they called themselves the bellisha.
Yeah.
And they would like you to know that they are not a terrorist group.
That's what all something that they wanted to reiterate.
That's what all non-terrorist groups say.
It's sort of taking on a life.
It's only it's really fun.
There's like tons of different subcategories.
Like, uh, people talking about fitness, cooking, crypto, gaming, music, movies,
cars and boats, uh, all sorts of topics.
it's really cool
what's this boat ship
you get that sort of action so there's
he's docked you know the yachts
docking somewhere Thursday night
unfortunately I'm going to see what time I get out of
recording because it's after the draft
hopefully I can make it
but there's a bunch of people meeting up
that's fired up
can we get in a Discord or
we got to be on your list? Yeah I'll get you guys I'll send you
guys the invite right now
it's
let me let me let me
let me let me be on Discord because
of valor yeah this it's the perfect it's the perfect um oh i i texted the wrong group that
one nice guy but the funniest part about about billy is he doesn't really manage his group text
conversations that well so sometimes in the part of my take full group billy will send something
that's just like completely meant for macrodosing which could be like a panda having sex and he'll
just send it to that one or in this case he just texted the
job title of the person that he was just reading from a second ago so you have your you have
your shit's like you know you can change like the picture of it is shit yeah we have a picture in
ours that's my thing is for some reason on my computer it doesn't it hasn't loaded all my
contacts anyway it's not a big deal so so billy um why don't you go ahead and uh and pick
for the first week what profession you would like to talk to and then you can contact
that one. This is a tease for next week's. Honestly, I would like to talk to the morticians
because there I was caught there's like three of them. I'll pick which one. But it's just
something. I don't know. It's just like I want to know how they got into it. Why they
chose morticians. You can be completely anonymous. We can. I mean, do you advertise more
your, you'll be like funeral home directors. Yeah, well, yeah, we'll plug your place.
Yeah, we'll plug your funeral home.
use promo code dose
for $500
off your funeral
there was a there was
a morgue that had a van
that was going around
advertising they shit during like the height
of COVID and they were like don't
wear a mask or something like
no it said don't get vaccinated
yeah there you go
yeah
it's just funny
yeah I feel like if
if a mortician came on they would really
not want to be anonymous because
they'd want to
plug their funeral home.
Yeah.
If you'd like to be anonymous, we can work that out.
Yeah.
If not, we'll work on it.
Let me go back.
Let me send you guys of guys.
How many people are currently on that list?
Are approved.
Approved on the list we have around, I want to say, 3,500.
It's a lot.
But in the Discord, we only have about 1,700.
And I got to figure out this Discord link thing.
okay so so bill you're you're going to contact a mortician yes on the list contact the mortician
on the list hopefully he's one of the guys who's in the discord already if you're not 10 minutes
yeah yeah quick exactly quick couple questions we'll draft them up should be a fun time
guy of the week guy of the week all right and by the way ladies i'm still working on there's
ladies in the list we may need to do a little affirmative action to get more ladies in the list
how many what's your percentage what's the ratio i know for a fact we have about six
out of how many thousand 35 35 30 000 am i am i part of that six no seven so i think
it's more of a lack of applications so should be oh yeah blame them billy yeah exactly it's
they just don't want to be on the list no i literally i think we need some more uh gender neutral
terms, maybe.
Dude.
Dude.
You went straight to do it.
Dudes.
Dude ex.
Fellas.
Dude exes.
Homies.
Do you D-U-D-X.
So we need to improve the numbers here.
Yeah.
Improve the numbers.
Congratulations on the six, though.
Thanks.
Literally one of them just applied saying I am a woman and I admitted them.
That's fair.
That's their appellate.
that's our expertise being a woman
I'm a chick
If you have any questions about women
Please direct this dude
That's funny though
Yeah
But it's actually
I mean it's a great
Like people have been getting jobs through this
They're meeting other people in their field
And like
And also getting contracts
There's also a whole sales
Like
There's a lot of sales people part of the list
and they have their own
place
I don't know what exactly
thread where they like market
like and try to get
so like you can get great deals too
like guys are giving
so it's also like
so it's literally
networking platforms too
it's kind of like
yeah it's really dope
it's it's awesome
that shit's dope
it is really cool
good idea
the low cost of
a t-shirt
a sweatshirt or a hat
which is really cool
like this one I'm wearing
oh wait you got to purchase a shirt to get into this no no not originally no purchase necessary wait now now no no purchase necessary but like for the people who want the discord link um in because i don't know because people are going to all DM me saying that they have like they could they got the merch link but they didn't get the discord link and then there's going to be people DMing me without the the merch link so just to ensure that we can get you and I'm going to send them all the discord link sounds very time consuming it is
that's why like it's literally been taking up like days of my time i need i need this merch
bonus to pick up for it and also i need to pay my rent okay billy are you are you okay like no he's not
it's been like ha ha laugh funny but then like you keep saying like i need this to pay rent well fortunately
we're going to get paid on front like hopefully what you mean what missed it a couple of times
You know, Biden.
Yeah.
You remember that one time?
I think there was before a big tease time here at Barstool,
but it was, I think, 2017.
We just didn't get paid.
And they bought us Chick-fil-A?
Yeah, they bought the entire-Shack, Shake-Shack.
Excuse me.
They bought the office, Shake-Shack to be like, hey, our bad money should be getting there tomorrow.
Here's hamburgers.
And the money was there.
It was just like the payroll team just missed their deadline
to put in the automatic payment thing,
I don't know what happened with it.
By the way, just so everyone knows,
I'm not an actual danger.
It's just a combination of filing expense reports.
Taxman, West Virginia came, took everything.
Yeah, yeah.
Inflation.
Inflation, exactly.
And, like, I'm waiting to get my tax return from New York State.
So it's like, I'm just,
I just don't want to get to the point where I owe people money.
So I'm just not eating.
that's not true Billy's eating
don't let Billy tell you the other way
he just said like I gotta stop eating all this meat
before I go well I have enough
but like I have all the food my phrase
you just can't eat the office
I've been stuffing myself with meat
so God just too much
there's people with a lot worse problems
I'm just using it as a little bit of a bit
no one actually worry about me
Billy's fine
Billy's fine and we will have a mortician on
so if you do die of starvation
you can give them the instructions
and how you want your body prepared
your list will go on too
we also
before we end the show we have a big guest next week oh that's true in person it's true
very true big who we're talking about Billy forgot a scientist oh I remember oh yeah I remember
all right we'll see I'm gonna see if I can't see if I can't make it up to New York oh my gosh
arian do it that'd be sick it's my birthday Monday oh Mad Dog's birthday oh hey we should
throw a birthday party yeah hold up you know and I'm gonna come deliver your crown in
person. And Big T's birthday
is next Wednesday. It could be like a joint
B-day party. No, it's not.
No, it's not.
It's not my birthday.
You just docks them. Wait, are you ashamed?
Are you ashamed to have a birthday?
So close to me? I just don't.
It's not my birthday. I don't do birthdays.
It's not my birthday.
Fellas, is it gay to be born?
Coler, you trying to have the train,
what's in it?
I'm going to be in Will.
Wilmington on Monday. I won't even be on the show.
Going to be on what?
Wilmington. Like Delaware?
Oh, I didn't even know.
There's many different. How many women's? There's a lot of them, aren't there?
Two, apparently, at the minimum.
Erin, do you want to try to go to a baseball game?
There's, there's, I'm liking the next.
The Knicks. The Knicks to five teams.
Yeah, we'll go to Nick's playoff game.
I said Yankees in my head. I don't know why Knicks came out.
They're playing, aren't they? They're playing the, they're playing the
Oh, that's, yeah, that's definitely going to Yankees.
Let's see.
Guys, I just went to Yankee Stadium for the first time this weekend,
and it's the biggest, biggest baseball stadium.
Oh, you walked.
It's so historical.
Oh, you know what?
I'm down to go to a baseball.
I would have to land late Sunday.
I'm down.
Good thing we record Monday.
Let's do a podcast on the train.
It's built in 2009.
You said on the train?
Yankees on the train.
Yeah, let's get drunk on the train to the Yankees game and football podcast.
Oh, like on the subway.
Here's the thing.
Yeah, over the Metro North.
Time out.
15 a stock.
Guess who the Mets are playing on Monday?
Who?
Braves.
Big T's Braves.
Oh, we can go to City Field.
Fuck that, dude.
Yeah.
What's that?
What's that big?
Field so much nicer.
No, dude, the Mets.
Fuck the Mets.
Dude, a bunch of fucking.
Who cares about the game?
Dude, it's like such a little.
There's squids.
There's squids.
The Mets are a libs.
The Mets are owned by Steve Cohen.
The Mets are a bunch of squids.
One of the best,
most ruthless
It was five minutes.
I watch maybe five minutes of every game I've ever been.
I hate the fans.
I hate like I hate the whole ride.
Red free.
I hate their colors.
Okay.
So Billy, you could either go to see the Mets game on Monday or you could fly to Toronto
to see the Yankees play against the Toronto Blue Jays.
Well, what about Sunday night?
Arient said he wouldn't land until.
Sunday night, we do a job where we record a podcast called Part of My Take.
Me, me, me, me, me.
They just evolved into an eight-year-olds.
Yeah, no, he's starting a tantrum right now.
I feel like baseball is one of those things.
This is Billy's tantrum.
We're going to go see the Mets.
Oh, they're put their lips.
They're so punchable, bro.
Dude, I have every right right now to say that the Yankees suck major ass right now.
Billy, I will give you a brave side.
You can go root against the Mets.
They almost assaulted a guardians player.
No, no.
Those are my people.
Those are my people.
And the guardians are my people.
Yeah, but like the guardians were asking for it.
Did you see the video?
They were asking for it.
They were asking for it.
They went to the bleacher creatures.
To get thrown trash at?
Yeah, they deserved it.
They were asking for it.
I've only seen one team in the history of baseball
get the National Guard called against them midgame.
And that was the Yankees in 2004.
Yankees fans were awful.
I mean, it was bad.
First in the A.
You're bad people.
Better off not knowing anything about baseball.
It's funer.
No, wait.
Aaron, can you actually come up and we can actually go
objectively, if you're just trying to have a better time,
Cityfield's a better park and the team
has cooler players. Yeah, well, I'll say
what city field is, but I'm down.
As a Yankee fan, City Field
that I think is nicer.
What?
I was disappointed by Yankee Stadium for your choices.
Are we really trying to do this?
Yankee seems like fine dining.
That's like a gas station.
Before y'all talk about this,
are we really trying to go, like I'm a look at
flex right now for you if you really trying to do it.
I have no birthday plans.
Well, it'd be great to see you regardless.
I just don't know with NHL playoffs
what the story's going to be like.
What's the, wait, no, let's talk about.
Game one could be Monday.
Game one could be Monday.
Could be Monday.
If it's game one, Caps, Rangers,
then I'm going to go to Caps Rangers.
Is there any, hold on, let me look at a game.
Can we just go to the game on Tuesday?
I can do a hockey game.
I have to go to Las Vegas.
All right, let's end the show and then we'll talk about it.
Okay, bye guys.
Love you guys.
Mm-hmm.