Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Election Day

Episode Date: November 8, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing, the crew is back to do a little election day talk and recap their eventful weekends. Also, Arian reacts to the Indianapolis Colts firing their head coach and rehiring a new one in the same day. All of this and so much more on today's show. Make sure to tune into MACRODOSING, every Thursday at 12am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome back to nanodosing. It is Tuesday. It is November 8th. It's election day. Get out there and vote. Nano the vote.

That's what we're saying. Remember that? Everybody has their own little rock the vote, truth the vote. Everybody just puts whatever in front of the vote. Should just be nano vote. Dose the vote Yeah Dose the vote

I like it No no that would be That would be T's party That would vote twice Vote twice Yeah Hey hey

I think you got the wrong side pal PFT overworked No I'm saying I'm saying your side would Yeah I'm making sure The Billy and Big T

are not allowed to leave The office tomorrow Holding him hostage Giving him assignments Suppression Yeah Well Big T said He doesn't vote here in New York

He's still registered So he's actually, you're illegally voting. No, I don't vote. So you don't vote just in general? I don't vote at all since I've lived here. You didn't mail in ballot? No. Interesting.

So, yeah, it's election day. Get out there, vote or don't vote. Whatever. Use your American right. Is your American right not to vote also? So whatever you choose to do, I support that. How about that freedom of expression, even if that expression is, I don't feel like it. I have to say, though, people complaining about politics,

special local politics who don't vote like you can't do that yeah why not it's fun no but that pisses me off like no offense big t i know you're in a different like like uh uh you're not registered in new york but if you're gonna complain about new york politics then not take the action to go register and vote no i i don't i don't i don't disagree with that you don't agree with that because i mean you got to take action you can't just be all talk especially local local yeah Although, like, more than anything else. Yeah, I agree with that. Like, if you, if you think New York's dirty, if you think that, you've got to vote.

It's objectively dirty. I know, but, like, if you are going to complain about the politics behind it. I would have registered to vote in New York if I knew that there was going to be a close gubernatorial race. Well, which there hasn't been in a long time. But, yeah. I mean, one thing I got a problem with is bail reform. You can literally rob three liquor stores in a day before getting detained. that's something that needs to that gasket is that is that how it works so i i've got some questions

about bail reform because i saw uh some of the interviews and some of the clips of the uh the illinois law that was making a lot of it was making the rounds on social media so i looked into it so i guess the premise behind the bail reform is you can still get out and continue to rob liquor stores even before this bail reform unarmed okay if you're armed you get detained right Right. But what I'm saying is like people that are accused of doing crimes, various crimes that look pretty like they're bad crimes. If you have the money to pay bail, then you can get out and continue to commit crimes. But if you don't have the money to get out, then you're not allowed to get out jail. So I guess the difference is like should money be the deciding factor?

Because my understanding is that a judge can look at what somebody is arrested for and say they should not be out because they pose a harm. to the community. I guess what the bail reform is coming in to say is how come money is the reason whether or not somebody is out of jail or not, not whether or not they're a threat to the community. Good point. I think that's what the crux of it is. It does sound weird though to say like straight up when you see some of the ads for like

the Chicago and Illinois elections, people saying like if you commit like second degree assault or felony imprisonment or something like that, you get out without bail. But I don't know. Is there a judge that steps in and evaluates every case and says, this person should not be out on bail? Because I don't think it's just they arrest you and then they release you. So the one viral moment, if you guys saw the video, I think it was a guy in McDonald's with a hatchet who was just breaking everything up and threatening people who then was out

I don't know how he got out, but he was out doing interviews next day. Okay. And he had a court date, but he'd been released. Like, it's complicated because there is gray area where, you know, a judge can take action, but because of how, like, how does that, yeah, how's the word, the judge evaluates every single case or is it just, I, because I don't think it's arrest the person, then immediately let them go because also you have to take into account due process too, right? Yeah. So, like, if you get arrested for a crime, it doesn't mean that you're guilty of the crime and you have to go through the court along the judicial process. but if you're a threat to somebody or the community, then that should be, I feel like that should be up to a judge to say whether or not you're a threat. I think that's what the whole bail reform

thing is getting. And again, I haven't done that much reading on it. I've just kind of, I've looked into a little bit because I saw some of the stuff that they were saying about Illinois. And I was like, this seems insane if they're just letting anybody that's arrested for these crimes directly back, Back on the street. Well, there was, there was the guy in New York recently who he beat his wife that was caught on a camera they had in their house. Yeah. She posted it to Facebook. He went to jail, but because they only had like a couple of misdemeanor things on him, he was out, like within 24 hours and then killed her. Yeah, that sucks. That's, that's awful. So my understanding is it's only there are certain crimes that, obviously, if you murder somebody, you don't just get let out of jail, but they're a

crimes that don't rise to that level that you don't have to post bail or anything you just get that's that's the big crux of the issue especially in new york why a republican even has a chance in new york this time around but you know we'll see i think it's also because people are sick of uh democrats running the state just in general i think that they're everything is just tied to tied to quomo yeah well quomo people are still still angry at quomo still upset at de blasio people were fine with Cuomo back when he was just, he was a Democrat, but he was more of a authoritarian ruler of the state. And a lot of people, especially like a lot of people like that. They like that shit. He was like, you could tell he just wanted to maintain power and just like,

it's sometimes it's, you know, kind of nice living under a dictator. The thing is with Cuomo, he's, uh, what anybody that gets statewide office in New York ends up going to jail. Yeah. It's crazy when you look at the stats of like the top three elected officials in New York history, what happened to them, they all get accused of a crime. They all end up standing trial for a crime. It's wild. All right, so it's election day. Go out and vote or don't vote. Piss Billy off by not voting. Well, you cannot vote, but then just don't complain. Okay. Complaining is fun, though. Yeah, but like, you're allowed to complain, but don't, like, blame it on the politicians that you

didn't take any action. All right. And if you don't get out there and vote, you know what? Just just vote. I'm going to say it's a good thing. thing to vote. You can't get mad. Billy's right. You can't get upset at who gets elected in if you don't vote. I'm in favor of voting. I think that everybody out there should vote. That applies to a lot of conservatives in New York. So, like, oh, my vote

doesn't count. And it's like, and, you know, you have no set. Just vote. Yeah. Wait, what? Run that by again? Uh, just because they have no say? I mean, a lot of, like, I know a lot of republics in New York are like, oh, like my vote doesn't count here. It doesn't matter.

That's true. generally that's not true every vote counts bro but it doesn't affect anything doesn't matter but the people who say that of the reason why they don't count no no no well kind of but not really like if every republican that lived in new york city voted it wouldn't make a difference now on a national scale it would if you had like a national popular vote for president but not in like just a new york city election if you if you made voting mandatory what do you think would happen because in australia yeah it's mandatory they find you if you don't vote you have to pay they did that in ancient greece too yeah a lot of doors getting

kicked down you must know broken into the thing is i'm so terrible like organizational stuff like i try to vote as much as i can and i've started to do it recently but like back when i was like in college and stuff like filing all that paperwork like getting my door bang down like jury duty's hard I don't know that we have the infrastructure to have everyone vote if we wanted to. Not at a polling place, definitely not. It would overwhelm the locations. People would be in line for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours. I actually did my senior thesis on blockchain voting that we should be able to vote.

How does that work? Basically just using crypto blockchain technology to make sure that everyone is bio using like, fingerprints, eye scans. So you'd have to give the government your fingerprint? Yeah, then, you know, it was, but I think that's a due sacrifice. You think, like, Big Tee just lit up like a Christmas tree there. Big Tee. You just lost all your libertarian friends.

I know, but somebody, somebody comes to Big T's house and says, I need your fingerprint. I mean, Billy, come on. So that you can vote. I think, I think, but only if you wanted to vote. So, I mean. So you register by voting. It was one of those things where you. write a thesis that may not exactly line up with your beliefs, but you're trying to make the professors.

Wait, wait, so, so Billy's senior thesis was lying. Yeah, 100%. Oh, if you don't find, like, college students in America who don't change their own views and their essays and assignments just to, like, impress their lib teachers, like, that's like a huge thing. Wait, wait, what part of using blockchain to vote is a liberal tenant? More like on the authoritarian side. I have no, I, how. Bigger government, bigger government. Bigger government.

It makes... There's two different things. You're political... You have the political understanding of somebody who's exactly your age, which I don't... I don't blame you for. I'm just saying... But to think that that comes down to like a left or right, like using blockchain technology. You spend too much time on the internet.

That's your problem. I know. I'm saying he's arguing with memes in his head. Yeah, he is. He is. Billy's debating memes. No, but I'm just saying... But there are people who, like, change their, I'm just saying that people, not necessarily if they're liberal teachers, conservative teachers, but people during assignments in college. Just say they bullshit their way through assignments.

Absolutely. So did, did make a, a, to appease your liberal professor. Or your liberal professor, conservative professor. Come on. Come on. No, but that happens a lot. It was just everyone's grinding yet. So you try to just align your views with the person grading your paper.

Listen, I bullshit. It's not true. A lot of sense. That's what I'm saying. I think what he's saying. no area and i think that does happen a lot in college but not not like the the blockchain people are afraid to speak up the blockchain thing was yeah yeah just creating a bulletproof way that we could ensure as many people who can vote and ensure it's secure it was kind of at that time it was

2020 right and like the election just happened it was what was buzzing so we basically just put together a way that the most people could vote the most secure way we could figure it out. We actually talked to a lot of congressmen, so the most secure way to vote, yeah. They didn't answer the Zoom calls. We just talked to one of their. I mean, I think if we could figure out a way for everybody to vote, it would, you would see a massive shift one way or the other in politics in the United States. I don't know what it would be, but I'm sure, I'm 100% sure that this kind of gridlock that we have where it's about 50-50 split, just about on everything across the country, I'm sure

that, like, one, there's some side out there that that would stand to benefit massively for mandatory voting and I'm not sure which side it would be. It could be a third party. Third party just, it's the people that don't vote. That is the third party.

Yeah. Apathy, the apathetic party. Have you ever heard anybody drilled down on Andrew Yang? That might be one of the funniest things in the world. Oh, yeah. Like, what was your, because his, his whole thing is like the forward party, not left, not right before. And then like, so like, but somebody asked him, okay, like, where do you stand on this?

And he's like, you know, we don't really, he doesn't ever take a stance on anything. He's like, well, but wherever you align politically, you're going to have to make a decision on what your stance on this is. And he just, he just kind of talks around it. It's a funny shit in the world. What was it like PFT interviewing him? He was a nice guy. A couple of years ago. He was interviewed him?

He was a friendly. enough guy. I did, I interviewed a bunch of people as like in the run up to 2020. So I interviewed Tim Ryan. I interviewed Hickenlooper. I remember this now. Hickenlooper was the senator, the former senator and governor in Colorado. And he, uh, he has, he has face blindness, which means he forgets people's faces. It's like a, uh, it's a medical condition that he has. I, I, listen, I don't want to be ableist, but I feel like being able to recognize people. is a good trait to have if you want to be president, right? Being able to see somebody be like, that is Kim Jong-un.

Probably be, probably be good to know who that is. Hey, FDR couldn't walk. True. Yeah. So if you're president, you have to, you don't have to run a marathon. I don't need you competing in a 100-meter dash against somebody. You can have an Easter bunny chasing you around. I actually do think we should have a physical challenge element to the presidential debates.

What do you think? strong man just no nothing crazy i just want to see them i don't know play game of pickup basketball or something i just want to see what we're i feel like eliminate the 80 year olds we have running for president royal rumble i totally agree although you remember joe biden tried to do do a push-up contest against that guy that he called fat no it was uh he was out on on the on the road last year before the election excuse me and somebody like somebody started

saying something about being old or somebody's like listen here fat I'll do put you want to see we do push up contest against me right now yeah like do that I agree with Big T I think that they should shoot a basketball and then throw a baseball yeah you can tell a lot about somebody

by by their throwing motion yeah you know yeah it's just you can tell immediately if you're gonna like this guy or not that's fair um I can I read you a couple tweets from Is that so? I want to Billy throw a baseball right quick

Let me see your baseball Yeah like you like just Let me see your form real quick I got a decent arm slot I don't have a baseball right now I'll throw a football Just just just mimic the mimic the The motion

Billy would definitely Just try to wing it like 100 miles per hour The thing is my I won't I want based on Based on Billy's throw Are you fucking with him? That wasn't bad

I mean, it's just, you're just, you're just, my arm slot. Yeah, that's pretty good. Are you fucking with him? I'm fucking with Billy, yeah. I fuck him. I rock a Billy. Okay. Pick up basketball is where you really learn a lot about a person.

That's facts. Yeah. That's, I've had friends like, well, I don't fuck with you because of how you play ball, bro. Like, absolutely. I agree with that take. Yeah. Obama, I think, talked about that a lot. Yeah, he had a nice shot.

He, I think he, in his brother. Relative to other presidents. True. No, wait, wait, wait. He was trash. He was trash. No, no, but I was, Obama spoke about in his book how when he was meeting Michelle, he went to go play pickup basketball with her brothers. And that is where they sort of learned to like who he really was as a person, something like that.

Let me look it up. It was in his book. I just remember I'm talking about that phenomenon about like knowing like, because even if they're bad, if they're. bad in like getting rebounds and just hustling like you're like okay he he knows his limits and he tries to contribute as much as he can yeah that's that's my game and pick up basketball i just i bring the ball at the court i get rid of it and then i just hustle for loose balls that's it i don't try to drive don't try to shoot just just try not to make too big a fool of myself i'll take that guy 10 times out of 10 over somebody who think that they can pull up from

40 bro i would take that because like you need those guys on the team going to hustle with boards and oh man well that's why like uh in the g league they you're more likely to get brought up if you're one of those guys because they're not looking for the next michael jordan in the g league they're looking for a guy who can contribute to the team yeah what are you eating erie oh bad homie um i just got back from golfing and so it's like this amazing sandwich that my shorter made that's nice what's in it it's got uh it's got bacon egg, lettuce, tomato, salami, turkey. It's just amazing.

That's dope. And then the bread is like kind of toasted, but like on the grill. So it's like grilled a little bit. That sounds incredible. That sounds like a comfortable sandwich to slip right into. Speaking about comfortable things to slip into, have you guys tried the new hey dude shoes? They sent some to the office? Yes, I've been rocking them.

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Terms and conditions apply. Speaking of USA, I wanted to bring up, I went and checked in on our pal, Nick Adams leading into the election. Yeah. He has a three tweet. thread right here that I'd like to read for you. I was at Hooters over the weekend when I overheard two stunning waitresses discussing their plans to vote on Tuesday. They both were undecided but said they were leaning Republican because of the cost of gas and groceries. I pray those two lovely ladies make the right call.

So that's a harmless anecdote. He continues on, I'm sick and tired of beta males and feminist trying to guilt alpha males out of eating at Hooters. There is absolutely nothing wrong with eating at Hooters on a weekly basis, even with the family and kids. kids. The third one says, alpha males eat wings and drink beer at Hooters with the boys. Beta males nibble on tapas at Spanish vegan cafes with their wives.

Topas are pretty dope though. Oh, wow. Billy. I don't know like the vegan. Yeah. All right. All right. Tapas is a beta Billy. No, I'm actually, I look at Beta Billy over here eating tapas, like tiny little food. Back in a, your tiny little fingers. Back in the day, Hooters in Times Square had the cheapest beer per ounce in the city. So me and all my buddies were trying to, we were young and didn't have much money and trying to find where we could drink beers underage. Hooters had this double mug for $7. And I think it was about 24 ounces of beer for $7, which in the city is an amazing deal. And I don't know if they reopened it after COVID, but that was the cheapest beer per ounce in the, like in lower Manhattan at least. So just Hooters is awesome.

that hooters is great i do i do love hooters um nick adams is uh he's on one right now he's he's very he's putting out of sports stakes too it's no coincidence that tom brady is undefeated since getting divorced is that that might just be the definition of a coincidence yeah can you get to oh he got divorced last week they just filed for divorce so that's why that's why he beat the rams i guess i should need to do it during the season though on whose part uh i doubt he initiated it during the because like i've done both i've gotten divorced and i've had litigation in the season not divorce litigation but litigation in general it's just long and drawn out and when you're

divorcing it's just a you know it's a contract you're saying what goes to what what who gets what and all that shit but it's like back and forth you're always on the emails from the lawyers and It's just like a toxic-ass process, and to do that during the season is wild, dog. Yeah, that must take so much time to go through that. I have a feeling that Giselle pulled the trigger for financial reasons because you've got to remember, Tom Brady's, like, not the main breadwinner. Right. Giselle's like, he's basically a stay-at-home dad with a little sports job compared to multi-billion dollar, Giselle. Yeah, she makes way more money than he does.

So, like, Giselle's probably like, this dude's going to steal all my money if we, uh, we know. let it. I got to save my assets. There's no way they had joint bankers. There's no way they had the they got to have separate. Who do you think pays your dinner? When you both make her? That would be just like a, that would be a fun thing with your spouse if she was

baking bread like that. Flip a coin. But like, yeah, there's no way that they they had to keep separate finances. There's no way. I mean, they were married for a very long time though. Was she always rich?

Yeah. Yeah. Then I doubt it. I doubt that they had joint anything. But if you don't combine your accounts, isn't that, aren't you just saying I'm not going all the way in on this? Like, we're going to get divorced one day? How does the taxes? Oh, no.

Yeah, at what point? So you never end up merging finances with your spouse? I don't think you should. To me, really? Why would you merge your finances? Because the idea of marriage is that two people now share a life together. They share everything. So what's mine is your, what's yours is mine.

See, I take exception to the share everything. So you don't think that there should be zero life outside of your spouse? No, there's definitely life outside the spouse. But I'm saying that when it comes to something like finances, you're taking care of each other. You're in this partnership for the long haul. Why would you, why would you not want to share that part of your life with them? Why would that? I feel like that would actually be a strengthening thing where the two of you have that one,

like financial your financial relationship with each other is in the exact same. You know what I'm saying? Like you're both pulling on the same side when it comes to finances. It's not like one team against another. Well, and see, well, if you

if you think of a like a team then yeah, but if you think of it like all right, so I totally get the sentiment. Like the sentiment sounds beautiful, right? But if we just playing odds here, just Vegas odds, at divorce rate is like over 50% right so it's not necessarily saying i'm keeping this from you

what it's saying is listen at this juncture of our life we we are together we work together we work well together but as we know sometimes humans grow apart and what this is doing is this is protecting myself and yourself in case one of us grows apart or we grow apart mutually or whatever the case may be, it's just playing the odds because it happens a lot. The divorce happens a lot. People make mistakes. People fuck up, whatever the case may be. And it's just, it's protecting. And also I think the element of like the breadwinner versus, you know, like I understand if you, you have been working, you know, nine to five jobs for X amount of years for 30 years and, you know, you join it. that makes sense right but when it comes to something like this where she's a multi hundred

million dollar brand he's a multi hundred million dollar brand it makes no sense to join accounts it just there's no there's no benefit what's the benefit i think that if you look at the divorce rate my guess would be that it would be higher amongst people that don't ever merge accounts together and don't ever share those finances also that divorce rate is a little maybe there's something that skews the divorce rate because a lot of people people get married and divorced several more times. So there's some people who get married twice and get divorced twice, but in the every marriage, there's 60% chance of divorce.

Those two divorces by one person counts towards that percentage. So if you looked at marriages that end in, I think one divorce, so first marriages, I think it's a much lower rate for just first marriages. You know, the divorce rate is at a 50-year low right now. Yeah. Pretty crazy. I think it's because a lot of people aren't getting married anymore. Yeah, less people are getting married.

And those that do stay together. They stay together because they really want to get married, not because they feel pressure to do it. Yeah. 41% of all first marriages and then divorce, 60% of second marriages. So, like, 40% makes more sense. 40% is still really high. I don't think so, man. That sounds really high to me.

marriage is unnatural it's just an unnatural thing I disagree with that I think marriage is a very natural thing that in and very niche corners of the world in any environment you're going to find two animals that just mate for life it's rare no it happens penguins do it I said it's rare the nenei goose does it the noble nai goose lest we forget you probably I hear you you probably don't know about the nana goose that's fine There's a case for monogamy. I think monogamy is... It's rare.

It's rare. People should just do what makes them happy. And I think that a lot of times they find that in a solid marriage. I mean, marriage originally was... It was property exchange, right? Like, there's nothing, you know, sanctimonious about that. There's nothing... It's a wildly misogynistic.

viewpoint to have a woman that was his property and to give them away for cattle or no no no they actually gave that a trump reference did you see him say that to about desantis what he said he called him ron de sanctimonious that he needs more work yeah he's been i think i think it meant to be a joke and people were like oh my god does he hates to stantis now it was funny you got to watch it no i mean he comes up with these nicknames about everybody so he yeah i feel like he can go let's go back to the drawing board in that one yeah we can do better with ron de santis than that ron ron dsanta oh why dsanta because he's like santa no santa gives out free shit ron des saintifah sanifah i like that uh ron

Ron DeSavus Ron DeSampis Yo, his suit jackets would be hella big though Come on All I'm saying is Trump We can do better than De sanctimonious Although you know what

I thought the same thing When it came to Sleepy Joe I thought the same thing when it came to Lion Ted But they They just have a way of growing on you after a while So keep it simple Leading Ron

Leading Ron Leading Ron I mean, Little Marco, Sleepy Ted, Sleepy Joe, Lion Ted. Lil Marco really set Marco Rubio back big time. Well, Little Marco was a bad one. Sitting in that gigantic chair when you've been called Little Marco was a horrific mistake. Little Marco was a good nickname. Low energy Jeb.

I thought that one was too long to catch on. I really did. I thought that was too much for a mouthful. But it worked. He nailed him. two-syllable adjective that ends in an N-I-N-G, but you take the G off and put an apostrophe. Lion Ted, something like that.

I guess the other ones don't do that, but that's the best one. Lion Ted is a good one. Monogamette. Front run and Ron. Well, no, that's bad. He's a, well, no, I'm saying, he front runs.

Ron DeSantis is very good at figuring out what people are getting worked up about and then becoming a champion of that cause. He's very good at, like, attaching himself to causes that are popular. That's what I'm saying. Lil Ronnie, like, because he's a little guy. Is he little? I thought he was a, wasn't he a pretty good athlete?

He was a baseball player at Yale. Yeah, but. Like he hit like 380. Yeah, but you know what that happens? He was Yale play. Yeah, you know what that, you know what happens when you're a really good athlete at Yale? Skull and Crossbones.

Guess who else played baseball for Yale? Was George Bush. And his father, just, you know, that's, that's my qualms. I think he might be go and check out a giant burning owl sometimes. We got to figure out whether or not he's a skull and crossbones member. Just saying. Do he get tapped on the quad? Who knows?

Batting 380. I bet he did. I bet he's a big time skull and crossbones member. Definitely heading out to the Bohemian Grove. You think anything actually goes down at the skulls? So from what I've heard about it. Yeah, jack off in a coffin, right? I don't know, dude.

So I had a buddy who played football who's getting recruited. at Ivy Leagues and he ended up going to UPenn and he said that like the Yale football team was pretty weird. I bet. Yeah. I bet they were. Listen, before we get into some of the other stuff that I want to get into today, how about we just touched on the Indianapolis Colts news? Jim Mersey has relieved Frank Reich of his duties as of this morning and he has chosen to hire Jeff Saturday ESPN analyst former center for the Indianapolis Colts

Jeff Saturday was a football Grand DeSantis head coach of the head coach Hey listen the Browns almost hired Condoleezer Rice so anything can happen

but Jeff Saturday was he's a high school football coach in Georgia as recently as 2020 and I think he had a 3 and 7 record coaching high school football then Good competition down there, though. That's true. That's very true.

And now he is the coach of the Indianapolis Colts. Nobody on the staff has any play-calling experience whatsoever. They have a second year-slash-kind-of-rooky quarterback and Sam Ellinger, and nobody knows what the hell is going to happen. This is just Jim Ur-Sae being Jim Ursa and making it. He probably, he interviewed Jeff Saturday and was like, I think this man has the right energy to, lead this franchise. I like

his vibes. I think he's presenting just a good aura about him. So I'm going to go ahead and hire him. And now Jeff Saturday is going to have to figure out how to coach an NFL team. And this is I love it. I love it. I mean, he's probably not the most qualified. Well, he's definitely not the

most qualified person for the job. I don't think that's a question at all. He's never coached in the NFL or in college. But I just, I love the chaos. I can't wait to see how hard it is for somebody to just get thrown into a position being the head coach of a football team because believe it or not there's a lot of stuff that goes into coaching football

besides like standing on the sidelines and yelling at refs and that that's something that we lose sometimes it's it's crazy because like there's so much like i don't know jeff saturday's experience um with coaching like i don't know what he's been doing i thought it was an analyst wasn't he was yeah at ESPN for a while i don't know if he's still there i think that's what i've seen him listed as ESPN analyst Jeff Souther. Usually interim coaches are involved with the program in some capacity

in a large capacity usually because there's so much that goes involves like scheduling. You know what I'm saying? Like scheduling practices. Like little shit like planes, hotels, meetings with coaches, meetings with players. Like all that

shit is like usually a schedule and usually coaches like are from a tree of coaches, right? Like, like, I don't know, like the Jim Walsh, or the Jim Wals. Bill Walsh, the Bill Walsh, the Bill Walsh tree. Billichick came from a head coach. But it's like, they all have, like, certain patterns and certain ways of doing things. And like, but if you have, if you just fresh about, like, just getting thrown in the fire in the middle of the season, that's, I don't know how that's what that's what I was going to say.

What an indictment on the rest of that staff that they were like. we don't really have anybody here that we think even has a chance of being good enough to get this job. Let's just go hire Jeff Saturday. Reggie Wayne, I think would have been a much better. Yeah, well, Reggie Wayne doesn't have much experience either, but he's on the staff. He's on the staff. You're right. I would be, I would be furious if I was, if I was on the staff. If I was an assistant, and then they're like, well, no, we're going to get the guy on TV to come in and show you how things are done here. And so Saturday's going to come in. You're right. He has to like schedule, figure out meeting schedules, he has to figure out meals and like the whole

cafeteria schedule and all that shit. Like there's a lot of stuff that goes into being a coach. How much is he not to say that he doesn't know how to coach. Like that's, that's another thing. So not only does he not know how to coach in an NFL game, but he also doesn't know how to do all the logistics that's necessary for a coach. But then that's what I'm saying is like, okay, you can't implement an entire new system in the middle of a season.

So you got to go with whatever they're going with. And so now he's just getting walking in the door. So he has to learn that system, right? Yeah. And so he's going to be really reliant on his OC and his DC because he, I mean, you can know football but not, you know, know the system. It takes a little while to learn the verbiage and the protections and all of that stuff. And so it's like, you basically just going to be like overseeing. You're going to be letting them coach, but you're going to be overseeing.

And like, you'll make the calls like when. to call timeouts and shit like that, but like, you're just, you're not going to be coaching coaching this year. Also, it's a new OC, brand new OC. Who's their OC now? I'm actually not sure, but they fired the last one. That's why Sam Allen played so badly. Like, he was, he's in such a bad situation. Yeah, they said nobody on the staff has ever called plays before, ever. I'm watching a goals game, actually. I was going to say, like, I wish they were playing on Thursday. Yeah. If they had three days to get ready. So yeah, good news for the Colts. You're playing the Raiders. So that's nice. If there's a team that might be, you know, worse coach than you. It's probably that. What's the line in

that game? If the Raiders lose that game. It's Colts are, uh, Colts are six point underdogs at the Raiders. I know this because of, I've already placed a large wager on the Colts for this weekend. On the Colts? Yeah, just because like, fuck it. Because fuck it. That's, I have no reason why I'm doing it. It's, it's a dumb play. Like, don't. Listen to my advice on this. I'm purely doing it just because it's going to be a hilarious turn of events to watch the cool. I'll put it this way. If Jeff Saturday can field a 53 man roster and get them to the game on time this Sunday, that will be an accomplishment. May as well win it at that point. Yeah. Yeah. No, if they can show up on time for the game and if they can if they can start the game with 11 players on offense, defense, special teams, then I think that's as good as a win. you got to take your hat off and you guys say like this is that is a testament to uh to jeff saturday's preparedness and commitment to excellence if he can get the small things done that i mean it's like it's like like like practice scheduling like what time will we you know what time are we meeting

what time is lifts what time like you have to all that shit is usually package done deal by the time the season starts but like you just walking in and you was just that that's that's interesting as hell actually well definitely watching the game this week the uncertainty must be be like if you're a young guy on that team you're probably calling your agent like get me the fuck out of here yeah i was going to ask gary and what's checks and checks come in what's your what's your thought as a player in the locker room when you find out on monday morning your head coach has been fired and we just hired a guy who's never coached uh i only dealt with one firing during the season and i was actually on i r towards the end of the season

but I was still around getting treatment and shit like that it's just like an airy feeling it's like you kind of feel lost you kind of feel like damn okay we throw in the season away right but then I know everything changes you know everything changed the demeanor changes the meetings are weird like everything is just kind of kind of everybody walking on eggshells because when they start fire head coaches I mean shit they start cutting people too getting rid of folks and it's just everybody kind of walks on

Yeah, it must be a weird, weird vibe going on there when Jeff Saturday is coming in. He's going to give a press conference at 6 o'clock tonight. And that will be excellent to watch. I remember one time, I remember one time when, remember when a cults released Peyton, man. Yeah. It was like this big, like, deal, right? But like hearing Peyton talk about it was so funny because he was like, you know, a lot of guys, you know, they're walking around they're not sure what's going on you know guys walking on eggshells uh you know

i'm not being privy to you know what's going on upstairs or yada yada yada i'm like hey my digger welcome to the NFL dog that's how 99% of the rest of the players feel all the time yeah all the time yeah he just never had to deal with it he was always amazing he was never on the block now people are saying that that saturday is like one of manning's right-hand men and then There's been a lot of speculation that Peyton Manning wants to get back into the NFL at some point as maybe a general manager of front office executive. So they're saying that like putting Jeff Saturday in could be something where Peyton Manning is starting to like he's now he's got a voice inside the organization a little bit. So it might be like extending a silent olive branch to Payton. Hey, Peyton is a brilliant football mind.

Brilliant. So I don't know how how far that extends. ends to like talent scouting and shit like that but like that fucker is brilliant yeah i think i think as a head coach i would hire peyton manning like tomorrow to be a head coach because just watching him as he watches football games on the manning cast like he's calling timeouts he's he's actually like calling plays as the game goes on and like identifying weaknesses in the defense i think he would be at at the very least a great offense coordinator like tomorrow if you put him up in the booth i agree do you think he did that as kind of like an audition for something like that

because he has no reason to like he doesn't need money or anything I think he's trying to set up a media empire yeah I think that's what it is because I don't think he needs the audition if he wanted to coach I think he could get a job if he wanted to Jim orsay I just don't yes Jim mercy we give him a job tomorrow and I also think that if you're a Colts player and you see that like Jim Mersey just hired Jeff Saturday you're probably like, yeah, okay, that checks out. That doesn't really surprise you. You know who you're working with Jim Mersey. He's just, he's a guy that goes off vibes. So, yeah, that'll be, it'll be very fun to, to follow the Colts and see what happens for the rest of the season. But I just don't

see how they can keep Sam Ellinger in that situation if they have, like, if everything else around him is completely new, you can't have a guy that's making his third start that clearly wasn't ready to start just yet. Like, you got to figure out who else, do they have of the quarterback on that roster? Nick Foles. Nick Foles. Yeah, I mean, they should probably start Nick Foles.

Matt Ryan's not hurt, right? They just benched him? He had a shoulder injury, but they said they were shutting him down for the rest of the year. I think he's retiring. I think he's got to, I think his shoulders

kind of fucked up. Okay. I can't imagine throwing him back out there. I thought he just got like benched. I think it was a combination. It was like you're playing so poorly, you must be hurt. Honestly, I think Sam Ellinger is the only

quarterback on that roster that can survive with that offensive line who's mobile enough to avoid the hits and sacks because Nick Foles is a guy who you need to protect. It's not like he can sort of dodge a couple pass rushers. Like he just ends up getting clapped. Yeah, but I mean duck. But is Sam Onger going to be like a better fit for what's going on right now? I don't know. Like yeah, he can escape. You can escape problems sometimes. I mean, I think I think but like you have to have a person that's able to call plays that he understands. Right, but judging a quarterback whose second start was against Bill Belichick, I think we got to give him a break with a new O.C.

And they probably changed up so much stuff the week before. Yeah. I just want Saturday to employ the strategy of that high school coach from Arkansas who never punts onside kicks every time. Yep. He does the downfield lateral thing. Just fuck it. Go all in.

Do that. Downfield laterals. I will educate you, Jeff Saturday. I'm serious, by the way, if a team brought in like a rugby team over the course of a mini-camp and help them learn how to offload, change the game.

It would change the game of football, but no one wants to hear what PFT has to say because I've never been an NFL head coach or never worked at professional football in any degree whatsoever, but either there's Jeff Saturday and he's about to come in and cover six-point spread on Sunday. PFT, in defense, though.

We talk about... Yeah, in defensive of it, you're a pussy. Turnover aversion. Yeah, you're a pussy. Think about how... Puselanamus is what I'm saying. You call me a pusillanimus? Yeah.

Don't you call me a pusillanimus? You're being a pussy. You're a pussy. Whatever. Okay, but the... Like, if you look at the percentage of downfield laterals at work, yeah. The turnover rate is probably so much higher than a forward pass that's just not worth

implementing into an offense. It is higher than a forward pass, but you know what else is higher on a downfield lateral? Yards gained after the lateral. It's a risk-reward thing. And I... Can we find... I would like to see... some serious statistics on that because I think

we're just talking out of our ass on the actual success. We are. Are you saying we on? I believe that that's true but you're definitely way more likely to turn the goal over. No that I believe that that's true. And like let's say success for a touchdown like we got to look at like for example the average downfield pass being quarterback to a wide receiver like you know results in touchdown this many times turnover this many times

large gain this many times. I want to see the same statistics for downfield lateral and see if it's really worth it. Listen, they said the same thing about running the triple option. They said the same thing about running the zone read, zone read concepts. They said it would never work in the NFL. Well, there's a reason why not too many people run the triple option anymore. Why is that?

Because NFL defenses can cover it, and the turnover rate was... NFL defense can cover it right now, yeah, but for a time, it worked. Right, and then they game planned against it, and the turnover rate went up. I'm telling you, it's still, it's a good concept if you can pull it off, correct. that's all I'm saying it'll change the game if you don't want to do it that's fine if you're fine

playing football the same old same old way whatever if you don't want to you know listen well-behaved women never make history true all right I've seen that

I've seen that bumper sticker on many hybrids I've seen I've seen that magnet on quite a few refrigerators I've seen it on numerous prints that you can acquire via various shops on Etsy but I'm applying it to NFL football well well behaved women rarely make history well behaved coaches Catherine Hepburn pfT commenter is that Catherine Hepburn that said that misbehaved coaches rarely don't get fired

that's not necessarily true you put a lot of you put a lot of sauce on that one too rarely don't get fired a lot of double negatives and I don't even know if the mounted to what I was trying to say. I just somebody tell me whose quote that was. I feel like it's a Hepburn. Or maybe that's one of those things. It's definitely a suffragette. It gets misattributed.

You said that like it's, you put some stank on that suffragette. Like you're mad about women. Don't put that on me. Well, I think it was a suffragette. I'm trying to think of which one is. You were like,

it was probably one of those suffragettes. But I'm trying to think of which one it was in my head. One of these women that, you know, caused a big stir. What do you know about turn of the century? She got her paintings all in a bunch because she wanted to vote or something. Do you know what a flapper is? Yeah. What's a flapper?

Of course. It was a woman in the 1920s that listened to jazz music. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. We're like quail feathers out of a headband. Yeah. Yeah.

Flappers. Yeah. So I know what a flapper is. Yeah. And suffragetts. Yeah, but you're like one of these, one of these is a, this is a push 101. One of these real do gooder women. I'm trying.

Was it in a suffragette. Do we find who? Billy, maybe she just wanted. Matt Doc, can you let Matt Doc speak? There is no one person attributed to that. Oh, there you go. It's said to have been said by Marilyn Monroe, Eleanor Roosevelt, Anne Boleyn. So I can claim it.

Yeah, you can claim it. Okay. Oh, you're claiming women's quotes. I am. Well, you don't know who said it. You're taking women's quotes. I'm the first person to ever claim it. I'm the first person who's claimed it.

Are you colonizing? We need that quote card. We need that quote card. Well-behaved women seldom make history. You're just colonizing that quote. It's so bad cover from you. I know. Yeah.

I love bad girls. What can I say? I mean, it's true. It's like, you can't make any omelets if you don't crack any eggs. PFT comitor. That one's also mine. Yeah, but Billy was like one of these suffragettes. I did not say like, you're the one who just stole a quote from women.

No, Billy was like, I can't believe these women wanted to vote. Have you asked what people? PFT's gender identity is? Yeah, what is your gender identity? It's very funny, big two. It's a very funny joke. Well, I'm a guy. I'm a dude.

Comedy's legal now, guys. Yeah, thank you. I forgot. I actually, when I was going into college, they told me to write my pronouns. I wrote guy bro dude. And it was really funny to my, it was really funny to my 18 year old self,

but then I had to change. No, you can be a guy bro dude. I don't have a problem with that. Yeah. Whatever. It's pretty funny when I was 18 and 2016. All right. Well, what else we want to get into today?

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Mad Dog, why are you clapping your hands? Bring vibes up. All right, bring vibes up. The vibes are great. Our playoff odds went up. Caesar was right, though. Caesar was right, yeah. He called it.

Bam. So Big T, Tennessee Minute, go off. Tennessee played poorly. They lost to the best team in the country. but it's fine because they're going to be the best one-lost team in the country and they're going to go the college football playoff. Okay, so why did their odds go up? Clemson lost, they're out.

Even at 12 and 1, ACC champ, they've beaten nobody lost to the one team with a pulse they've played. They're not getting in. And as long as TCU loses, which they will do one of the next two weeks against either Texas or Baylor Tennessee will have the best one-loss resume by far I mean the LSU win

on the road now looks incredible that does look better beat Alabama beat Florida beat Pitt counterpoint Georgia beat the dog shit out of you I mean they won by 14 at home it wasn't really 14 You

they beat us soundly and it probably should have been worse than 14, but it wasn't. Yeah. So it was 14, but I mean, it was, it did look like I don't see Georgia ever losing to Tennessee with these players. Georgia's the best team in the country. The talent gap from them in Tennessee is very, very wide. I think that was apparent. But Tennessee played horrifically.

The zone blitzed the shit out of them. all game, and it just worked. Yeah, I mean, Hinden was just on his ass the whole game, couldn't get rid of the ball. But their crowd was a huge factor. I think we had nine pre-snap penalties. Georgia would certainly be favored again by 10 points if they played on a neutral field and they should be.

They're the best team in the country. But if Tennessee now with a game of film to show, like, this is what we can't do and this is how we can fix it, I don't think it's out of the question that they could beat Georgia on a neutral field. I think it was awesome that you guys were number one of the country. That was cool. You can never take that away from you.

You had the one next to your name. You had an extra name for a reason. But I think that Georgia right now is just on such a different level. Yeah, I mean, they have the best roster in the country. They should be. They're a great team. They're going to be number one. They're going to go 13 and now.

And we'll see if we see them again. So it's probably going to be Georgia coming out of the SEC. I would imagine that Georgia is going to who would they play? like probably LSU. Yeah. I don't think LSU can beat them. George is going to whoop LSU. Ohio State, Michigan is interesting.

The winner of that game is going to go 13 and 0, but the loser has also not beaten anybody, and I don't think gets in with balls. I watched, I had the, I was cooking with my kids, I was cooking my super secret special breakfast sandwiches for them this weekend. And I had the Ohio State Northwestern game on in the background, and I'm watching, and I know it was hell of windy,

so it might not be a good judge of Ohio State, but I was not really impressed with them as a squad, man. Yeah, it was a combination. They played poorly, but also, like, they couldn't throw the ball for two quarters of the game. Yeah, the weather was pretty bad, so I'm going to hold off my judgment. But it's just, even then you've got to have something to go to,

like their ground game wasn't that impressive, you know what I mean? Yeah, no, I think if I had to pick right now, I think they're going to beat Michigan and probably go 13 and 0, but I'm not overly impressed with them. But both they and Michigan haven't really beaten anybody. Penn State, I guess, is both of their best win. Yeah. So whoever loses that game is probably out of the playoff.

You know what's crazy is I actually think that the weather is going to be by far the most important part of the Michigan, Ohio State game. Because if it's a play factor for sure. Because it absolutely helps Michigan if it's a shitty game day like it was up in Evanston. if the wind is blown like 40 miles an hour, that's Michigan's game. Michigan can run the ball all over. Ohio State is built to light you up and to just stop on your throat with like fast touchdowns and just build up a 30-point lead against you. Michigan, I feel like if it's like that weather was in Northwestern, they will probably

win that game. If it's not, if it's decent, then I think Ohio State wins by like 15. If I had to pick right now, I think the playoffs going to be Georgia, Ohio State, The Pac-12 champ in Tennessee. Georgia, Ohio State, Pac-12, Chip. So, what about TCU? I think T-C, they're going to lose one, if not their next two games. Okay.

They're not going to defeated. They play at Texas this week. They're seven-point underdog in the next week. They play at Baylor. Has Texas' quarterback Quinn Ewer's gotten hurt yet? No. Because. But he probably will next week.

He probably will in TCU's luck. During practice. Yeah, during the practice week. Yeah, T.C. They're a really good team. They're not a playoff team. They're not going undefeated. They could, though.

They could. They have the opportunity. And then so you're saying that the ACC champion, what if it's, what if it's UNC? They haven't beaten anybody. That'll be, that'd be funny if, if UNC managed to sneak in somehow. I think the ACC is eliminated and the Big 12 is eliminated once TCU loses. So then we're looking at Oregon. UCLA

Could be one of 14 USC or Utah If Utah wins it We're in for sure Because they won't make the playoff They have two losses But if one of the other three does I think there

They'll be the three And we'll be four It would be fun to see UT In the final four As long as he don't play Georgia The first round I think we will play Georgia You probably would though

Because he'd probably be the first round Like I said We played horrifically They played really well They should be favored if we play again but we'll we'll see what happens let's talk doomsday scenario mm-hmm lsu beats georgia then we're fucked that is the one game that we need to go right is that georgia needs to beat them however if you're then looking at 11 and 2 LSU and 11 and 1

Tennessee beat them 40 to 13 in baton rouge I mean you can't really put LSU in over Tennessee at that point but they just beat the number one team of the country but they played each other yeah and Tennessee pounded their eyes shut you see where if that happened if listen LSU would get in Tennessee would be on the outside looking in I don't think so and then that would get it would give you so much ammo though to be like well we played the game what's the point even played the game if a if Clemson or TCU or somebody got in like there would be rightfully be riots in the streets uh-huh if LSU got in over Tennessee who decide who decides the college football playoff committee it's made

up of some athletic directors, some former players, different types of people, conference commissioners. Condoleezza Rice was on it for a little bit. Oh, my God. But yeah, if they put LSU in over Tennessee, there would be bad things would happen. I think, like, physically, there would be. Is that a threat? No, no, I'm just, I know Tennessee fans. And I know that there would be problems.

Where would these bad things take place? I don't know. Where does a college football playoff committee? Like, who do you fight against? That's what I'm saying. It's like, there's no capitalist storm. A committee. I mean, about the same big team by the January 6th.

Stop. No, I'd be down, actually. I back up Big T on this one. I wouldn't do that, but I know people who would. I would. Where is it Atlanta? No, it's in Texas. Frisco, Texas.

Frisco, Texas. How close is that is to Amarillo? Not close. You're thinking about eating the steak again. Right, but then we can storm. It would be great to go storm that place. For a post-storm meal. Yeah.

Then we go to Amarillo. That's not going to happen, though. Come on, let's make an event out of it. Tennessee's going to the college football playoff as long as they beat these last three teams. I think down to storm something. Big T, I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you.

So Friscoe, Texas, if you're not familiar with Texas geography, I believe it's pretty close to Dallas. It's Dallas, basically. So I'm looking up where it is right now. It is on the. east excuse me north side of dallas so it's near like alan plano that sort of thing um what are the parameters here if tennessee doesn't get in and tCU no i could live with if tc u goes undefeated it makes it fine right but walk walk me through the the nightmare scenario where i'm saying that like ls u beats georgia yeah if if they put ls u in at 11 and 2 over tennessee at 11 and 1 who

beat LSU to sleep then we have riots on our hands Okay then we're gonna riot in in Friscoe Texas Can we make it a business trip Can we expense it? Is that what you're asking?

I mean I'm not paying to go so Yeah I wonder is it Is it legal to expense felonies Well Would technically be a felony I'm gonna get on the phone with Soros Yeah I actually just pick it

We'll pick you out We've got a I've got a zoom DA like I got a Zoom call with Soros tomorrow morning that's not naturally on election day yeah and so after we figure out this situation I'll see if we can redirect a couple buses okay to take us down to to Texas that sounds good um but no we're getting in we're gonna beat missou South Carolina and Vandy soundly and we'll be in the playoff okay good luck

by the way remember when we were talking about licking toads uh sure I think no you We're talking about that. If you weren't here with this. Donnie, Ari and I were talking about smoking some toad venom. The New York Times just released an article saying, Oh, the hallucinogenic toads. Yeah, they're saying, don't lick toads. Which toads are we not supposed to let?

Are you mocking them telling you not to lick to? One of these suffragettes isn't letting us lick toads anymore. I said suffragette. What do you say, lictoes or lictoads? Like, sonorin. River toad or Colorado River Toad. Sonoran Desert Toad, Colorado River Toad. All right.

So those are both hallucinogenic? They're basically the same type of toad that just live in two different areas. Do they look cool? They look decent. Pretty cool. I mean, they look decent. Toads are pretty, they're not as colorful as frogs. They're basically same sort of brownish, lumpyish.

Yeah, this Colorado River Toeot is actually, he's very chill looking. Yeah, chillest toad ever. All right. So you get these toads and then you lick them. How often do you lick them? You extract the venom, put it into rolling papers. What kind of toad is it? Colorado River Toad or the Sonoran Desert Toad. There are two sort of synonyms for the same type of toad. Now, did Joe Rogan smoke the venom of one of these toads? Mike Tyson did. Mike Tyson, I think owns a couple. And he smokes their venom. Yeah. What does he say it does? DMT. Natural occurring DMT. Okay, wow. I'm not a drug guy, but I feel, I'm scared by DMT. DMT scares me too. I'm scared because it's the chemical that your body releases when you die. I feel like that's an important thing that your body is storing on to.

That was my take. You might not want to get rid of it. My take was that if you did DMT while you were alive, you wouldn't get the DMT release when you die. Like, if you take steroids and do testosterone, your body shuts down its own testosterone production. Yeah. But it's like over a lot of usage, though. Like, if you just try it once or twice, your body's not going to stop producing. But we don't know.

We don't know. I don't know, like, how much DMT your body has or how much it, like, how often it recreates all the DMT that you have. It just seems like it's something that releases when, when you die. What if, yeah, I don't know. You don't have any DMT. And then when you die, you never actually die. And that's how you become a ghost. Yeah, you never get that enlighting DMT dose that sends you into the heavens.

I look at that. look at it like the rest of the chemicals in the brain like serotonin or dopamine or whatever right like it takes a certain amount of outside ingestion to induce any kind of you know chemical changes internally so i'm pretty sure if you just try it once or twice you'll be straighted up but who knows and i've never died if you want to do dm t arian i will trips at you and find you the toad trips it. If I do it, I'm not going to do it with the toad. I'm going to do it like with some

something else. I would rather do ayahuasca to DMT. I think DMT's in ayahuasca. But it's a longer like, so ayahuasca is like three hours or three to six hours or some shit like that. Where DMT that trip

is like 20 minutes. But it feels like a lifetime. So yeah. So they're why are they telling you not to do it though? It's because people have been going on to national parks and collecting the toads and licking them and just pilfering the toads. I mean, I don't get why they are taking the toads. Why don't they just get the venom from the toads, put it back, and just let the toads go on with their day? This is giving me a great idea, though, Billy, Toad Farm.

Look. Why don't you just breed a shitload of these toads? I'm not saying I don't know how to do it, but I have bred some frogs and amphibians before. It's probably the same thing. Can't they change their sex? Jurassic Park says, well, it depends on what's in the water. I've got a good joke for that big tea. What's that?

Well, I don't know. It depends on, you know, how much roundups being used. But they can, though, can't they? I think some of them can. So, we should do the toad farm, though. What can Billy's Toad Farm? It's not illegal to have Toads, right? Yeah, I can breed some toads.

It's not against the law. No, not at all. Like, you can't, that can't be against the law to own these toads. I think we actually looked it up on the past show we were talking about. I think adult Colorado River Toad is about $100. Oh, are you kidding me? Yeah, we should. Yo, we could make that back in a weekend.

Frogs can change their sex even in pristine pollution-free settings. Past research suggests that male to female sex changes happening in frogs is in suburban ponds may be caused by increased levels of estrogen released into the water. Blackwater Reptiles.com. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Was Alex Jones right? Yeah, he was. Yeah.

That's, we did the science experiment. We went over to it. We went over to it. I don't recall this. You're turning the frogs care. No, I, we don't know about their preference, but. So, so, okay, just let me understand. I'm trying to, I'm trying to do the math here on this Toad Farm venture.

Okay, I just bought one. You just bought one? Yeah. Now you got to buy a second one. I bought an adult. I think you have to have two, right? There's no way you bought a frog that quick. Yeah, you want to see?

Yeah. Billy probably has his, they've got his credit card stored. You haven't bought it yet. It's in my cart. Okay. It's not the same now. You got a frog in your cart? Billy's not going to buy it.

Billy, how big of a tank do they do you? You're being a fraud. I'm being a fraud. You are. You won't, you won't buy it. You're not going to buy it. You're not going to buy it.

Yeah, you're not going to, though. But just from a. A business standpoint, you pay like 500 bucks, get you on a plane out to the snorn desert, put you up in a motel for a couple nights, that's another like 200 bucks, get you a lot of khaki outdoor merchandise and, you know, things that you can wear out into the desert. It's another like 200 bucks worth of equipment. And then we bring you back. We're looking at less than $1,000 probably to start up a business of,

breeding hallucinogenic toads here in New York City and just charging people by the lick. Yeah. I think what, 20 bucks a lick? Well, no, realistically, we only need 20 bucks a lick. We only need one toad.

No, because we got to breed them. Or we just buy several toads. Harvesting the poison is how we're going to make the money. Yeah, so you got to breed them so that at scale, now we've got a whole army of toads that they're constantly creating this poison for us. I think we could invest $300,

$3 toads, start making doobies with the poison, and just sell the dobies. Doobies? I think that's what the kids call them. Start slinging dubies? Bill, you got to think bigger than this. And I'm saying it's probably, yeah, okay, so five doses for 100. So you're looking at, to recoup your investment, you just need to sell 50 doses. Right.

One night, one night, 50 doses. What if we enlighten the city? we're just handing them out and then here no here's what we do ready then we make a big trip upstate to that reservoir that you're talking about that you know all that in the water and then we just we put them in the back of a pickup truck and we get up to the reservoir and then we just shovel all the toads into the drinking water and we put hallucinate with DMT in New York City's drinking water okay well the thing and then everybody's super happy all the time the thing is actually in those reservoirs upstate they're patrolled by NYPD

environmental police okay which is part of the anti-terrorism unit oh so am i being a terrorist right now yeah we're being terrorists we're planning terrorism right now but but you know as a joke yeah parody law yeah but you know you know how the nypd is the largest police force in the world sure uh and have like the largest anti-terrorism well a lot of that is focused on reservoirs upstate so trust me they've they've caught me cliff jumping once and they're he's looked into this Yeah, like when I was clip jumping at these reservoirs and they caught me, they were like, get that's drinking water. Get out of there. I was like, it gets filtered. He's like, you're technically being a terrorist right now. I was like, I'll go home, leave you load. I just, I just think that there's, there's some money to be had with Billy's Toad Farm idea. I'm giving you like awesome. I know. Awesome business. The thing is, if I did DMT, I definitely like be on this. Never get high on your own supply. Exactly. It's a Ted to the 10 toad commandment. You lick it, you bought it. That's commandment number one.

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I bet. I was away while you were reading the ad. What did you ask, bro? How was your golf? What did you shoot today? Oh, today was just the lesson. So I was learning a couple of things about my swing. So they record your swing and she, you know, coaching me up on it. Shout out to my golf instructor Aurora. She's killing it. I'm going to be shooting in the 80s by the end of the the air for sure oh i'm playing toy pies this weekend i'm hyped that'll be sick yeah it's gonna be dope yeah that'll be amazing i've heard that's a great golf course we'll see uh also tonight because it's tuesday it's tuesday tuesday in it tuesday tuesday in it uh come on out to

see the dozen live show at terminal five tickets i think there's some tickets still available right now I'm going to support. Mad Dog will be there to support. It'll be myself, Fran, and Brandon competing against Big Screaming Hawkers. We also have the yak playing. Frank and the Frankettes are playing. Who else is playing? Smokkin.

Smokin. Yeah, that's right. Titus. Titus and Smokin are playing tomorrow. Or tonight. So come out, check us out at Terminal 5. I'm personally guaranteeing a victory, an expert's victory. that's right who are you guys playing we're playing we're playing against uh doesn't matter anybody

but it is big screaming honkers r i p coli i like your odds yeah coli coli coli coli coley used to be on big screaming hawkers bshshsh and he's a great player uh they miss him sorely not to detract it all from ben mince robbie fox but um coley he's he's the heartbeat of any team that he's on so uh yeah come see us and again that's a guarantee it's a pf t guarantee putting stone put in the record books anything else we want to get into Billy Big T

I went hunting this weekend yeah yeah it's pretty awesome what kind would you kill I love pheasant hunting because basically you get as much poultry as you need for the month do you think you could eat 40 peasants in 40 days pheasants? Fessons are pretty small you could

yeah that guy we chill out sorrows Did you see people? I can't keep up with Billy's memes. Are we now saying that stories eat people? Ask him on your call. Yeah, we'll.

We'll get into that. Are you jealous of the guy who ate 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days? No, I'm not jealous. I've done something similar. Billy's not jealous at all. No. I just didn't get any attention for it. Would you do that was similar?

I ate a good, I think I checked out my order history between January 1st, 2021 and February 5th. When I fought Jose Cansecoe, I think I ate about close. to 30, like 20 to 30 Rotisserie chickens. Oh, wow. Yeah. But I didn't make a scene of it. Billy did it first, though, guys.

I didn't need 40. It's impressive. Billy couldn't do it, though. Anyway, yeah, the pheasant hunting is fun. I think I'm going to get a shotgun for Christmas. Oh, good. Just double barrel.

It's good. All right. Fucking bro. You're such a bro. What? No, it's good. I'm glad. It's cool.

It's 20 gauge. Yeah. It's like the bird, especially if a good dog, the dog scares out of the bush that pops up and then just like, just like, boom. Then the feathers go everywhere. I like it. I like it, Bill. And then the dog retrieves the, it's like a, it's a good bonding experience if you have

a good gun dog. I've been saying that. I've been saying I'm looking for a good gun dog. We got to go shooting. I like shooting. I really do. I like, are you going pheasant hunting? I've gone, I've never gone fesson hunting, but I've gone, but I've gone,

on, I've shot skeet before. Don't, don't even reply to that. I've gone, yeah, skeet shooting, clay pigeons, that sort of thing, target practice. Actually, we need to make a video of this. We need to go feather hunting. I went to a shooting range one time in Bandera, Texas. And my friend owned a ranch out there. And I was, I was hitting things from like 300 yards away. It was sick. It's dope. He had a sick sniper rifle set up. I'm basically Chris Kyle. That's what I'm saying All right Well we will see you guys on Wednesday

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