Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Freemason

Episode Date: May 19, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing, we invite on another member from Billy's list. This time it's one of his Freemasons. Also, the crew discusses Billy's pronunciation of Jack Nicklaus. Make sure to tune into Macrodosing, every Tuesday at 7am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Three, two, one. Yeah, that's, that's Eric, that's Eric, mocking my countdown that we do at the start of each episode. Yeah, sorry, I put on my big boy voice. So, welcome back to nanodosing. And we were just talking before we started that we're thinking we're going to just release

shorter and shorter episodes. so eventually there will be a mini dosing and then what's below micro billy pico uh it goes micro nano pico femto pico and femto do it femto dosing is going to be billy reading one word that we don't think he could pronounce correctly and then him screwing it up and then everybody roasting him for it that's efficiency no no no just the word being mispronounced yes so um so billy had a little snafu yesterday on part of my take area i don't know if you've seen the clip that's going around coley i assume you might have not yet so let's ask him to pronounce the name i got i got

pardon my take uh blocked on all social media smart smart fucking memes is an assassin you don't want to hear yeah we're propaganda so uh the golfer colloquially known as the gold don't don't say him i'm not we're not saying his name let me handle this okay you'll poison the well all right The golfer with the all-time most major championships, he's colloquially, I'm fucking up that word now. Colloquially, it's because I'm having trouble saying

and not because I don't know how to say it. Colloquially, known as the Golden Bear, what's that individual's name? Jack Nicholas? Yes. That would be correct. Coli, how would you pronounce it?

I'd say Jack Nicholas, yeah. Yeah, so Billy, how did you pronounce it yesterday in part of my day? in the original German of how the name is pronounced and spelt Niklaus. Yeah, Jack Niklaus. And

then he had, he emptied the clip on his excuses afterwards. Like, he went straight to like that's how his, that's how he should be pronouncing it. He went to, uh, well, his ancestors fucked up by anglicizing. The pronunciation, but not the spelling like

assholes. Yeah, you dead named them. Yes. Yes. He dead named him. Then Billy went to, well, when I watch golf with my family, I always watch it on mute, which is a strange rule to say the least to have. That's a bad. Golf so noisy.

And then he went to, well, I spent a long time in a sauna earlier today. So I'm not able to pronounce my words correctly. So was there anything else? We went to the Russian baths. We did. Okay, but I think he'd be to Mark The only reason why I know is because It's the dude that Tiger was always chasing

That's the only reason I know That's what we said It's like his name has been in the news A lot in the last 20 years Because like that's the guy That's the one that Tiger has to surpassed. All right, I think Avery's got to pull up Avery Can you play it?

And my cool throne is Jack McLeouse Which? Who rejected Jack McLeouse So you know what? I'm going to try to move past this Because as we've established if you mispronounce a word

phonetically it just means that you learn that word by reading it not by hearing other people say it so Billy is a voracious read that's what you should go with be like sorry I read so much that that's how I learn words of his mispronunciations I would argue that's not even a bad one like

phonetically that is what it looks like yeah I mean if you don't if you hadn't heard people say it if you don't listen to Billy on on macrodosing where he really opens up a lot and gets to speak for extended periods of time, you wouldn't know that he would say something like Pulitzer or Pulitzer or nuclear, which I've just stopped correcting entirely. I'm just like, Billy wants to say nuclear at this point. Like, let him go.

I think it's not. That's fun. Norad. Yeah. Bush said that for many years. I think it's better when you don't correct him. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So in the future, I'm just, that was, that was the president of the Washington Redskins. at the time, Bruce Allen, that was his excuse for calling Kurt Cousins. He called him, he called his own starting quarterback, Kurt Cousins. And they asked him what it was. He's like, that's just my McLean accent. Listen, my grandfather is from McLean, Virginia. I know McLean, Virginia like the back of my hand. That's basically where my family is from. And he's right. Everyone says, Kurt Cousins. We pronounce our Ks his T's up there. He'd be a better quarterback.

was his name was Kirk Cousins. That's a fact. Agreed. Agreed. Kirk Cousins is nowhere near the quarterback that Kurt is. But tell you what, let's jump into Billy's guy of the week because I think he's in the waiting room right now. Is it a he or a she for the guy that is? It's a he.

So, Bill, you want to... I think Billy's done with the opposite sex. Yeah, Billy is scared to talk to girls. When did this start? It started when... Confirm. Yeah. It started when you were doing that video of you and Casey and I came up behind you to rip your pants down and then you wouldn't even look her in the eye as you were acting in the video.

Oh, and he's an unsell according to him. Well, just like remember, we got like, there's tons of office drama with the opposite sex. So we like, I'm just behaving. You are behaving. Billy's just behaving. All right. Billy, want to introduce your guy of the week? so our guy of the week he's also the yacht guy of our list how you doing uh he he kindly

set up a little yacht meet and greet for all the billies list guys i don't think i think there was a little docking issue of where they were going so but uh we now all have on our first let's let's i'll have him explain what exactly happened it's like it's hard to know at night where i'm going to talk because it all depends on like the time the weather the waves So, like, I could shoot for, like, an hour north of where I want to be, like, you know? But, yeah, I spent the night in Atlantic City, and then I spent the night on, like, Connecticut, and there wasn't anyone close enough, but the yacht's in Boston, so I take it back down to Miami in October. So hopefully we can get some Bostonians on the yacht.

It'd be sweet. It's just, I find it fascinating right off the bat. And welcome to the show. It's nice to meet you. Thank you. Thank you for being a member of Billy's list. I'm wearing my uniform, my sweatshirts upstairs. This is a cult now, yeah.

It's not a cult. Yeah, it's an exchange of ideas. It's a good cult. But now the pieces are starting to come together a little bit because like Billy getting to select a guy of the week to bring them on the show. And then the first thing he introduces you as is the guy that has the yacht. Billy's just trying to butter up the guy with the yacht

so that he can continue to do more yacht things. Yes. Yeah. Am I far off, Billy? No, I mean, this, he, we wanted to have a. mason on to talk about his experience with the organization and he happened to have a yacht. Okay. Now, you mentioned in our text, there were multiple masons to pick from.

So I don't know that your excuse just there flies. You only pick the mason with the yacht. Did the other masons have yachts? The other masons didn't respond. Because you didn't reach out to them. I did. You're a yacht mason. But thank you for joining us.

We talked a bit about masons and Freemason. on the last episode of Macrodosing, but we quickly realized that we don't really know anything about them. So I'm glad that you could join us. Billy, what was the first thing that you wanted to get into with him? Are you guys the Knights Templar? Yes. Perfect.

All right. I think that settles the interview. I can go a lot deeper to that because there's a lot of stuff with that. Oh, that's awesome. So if you could tell that, be amazing. Yeah, can you just like take us through the history of the Masons? So, um, All right. So Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene, right? Mary Magdalene, the chick with the red hair. When Jesus died, the Holy Grail is a large chest full of all the firsthand accounts from Jesus's followers and his disciples. Mary Magdalene had that chest. The Knights of Templar, their mission was to protect Mary Magdalene and that chest.

Are you going to get murdered for telling this? I would have worn a bandana, but whatever. We'll delete your face. It's, I don't care. It'd be like those episodes of gangland where you're just like strictly. I'm not going into secret stuff yet. Like you can find this in books. This is like semi-common knowledge, yeah.

Okay. But like the Knights of Templar were there to protect. Like the Holy Grail isn't a grail. It's just a chest full of papers that explain that Jesus is real. And Mary Magdalene, that was, some people say that was Jesus's girlfriend. Some people say it was a prostitute that he just befriended and hung out with platonically. But am I far off? No, like, okay.

So they were lovers. I don't know if it was Julius. One of the dictators around the time hated the religion, hated Judaism. So himself as the dictator throughout all this slander, all this propaganda. to tell the people that Mary Magna was a prostitute. So when Jesus died, the disciples wouldn't follow Mary Magdalene, the Knights of Templar. So like the dictator slandered Mary, kind of. Okay.

That's why we think of hers. But to this day, a lot of people think that Mary Magdalene had a kid with with Jesus. And that was like the final piece of the puzzle, like he's half God. Now he made something on earth. He's an actual half human, half God, Jesus. Crazy. So there could be like descendants, direct descendants of Jesus. There are. There are. If you look up two or three last names, they trace all their way, their roots back to Mary Magdalene and they live in England and they're a very secret family. But it's all online. I don't know the last names, but it's online. Salenberger. This sounds a lot like the plot to the Da Vinci Code. Is there some truth to that? Yeah. Okay. So are you just like, like, like regurgitating the plot of the Da Vinci Code. Are you just a guy that's seen the Da Vinci Code?

I haven't seen the movie, but it's not the plot. It's kind of semi-true, but it morphs from there. Okay. So where do the Masons come from all this? So I guess my background with Freemasonry. My family is originally from England. I have an ancestor with my last name who was on the Mayflower. So I have 28 male generations in the U.S.

My old ancestors in England were part of the United Grand Lodge of England, which was the first Freemason Lodge established in 1717, I want to say, around then. So the Knights of Templar founded the Grand Lodge of England as well. So there's a lot of distinction between types of grand lodges and types of Freemasonry. there's like continental which is basically like really not real freemasonry like fake free masonry the main things in order to be like an established freemason you can have a blue lodge you can have a craft lodge grand lodge regular lodge the five main things are no girls only male no politics no religion um you have to believe in a higher power you have to believe in a higher power you have to believe in a supreme being you don't have to believe in one god some lodges might force they're

gone to you but it's usually across the board you have to believe in a god um you have to take your vows on the holy book on the scripture and how how the gloges work there's three stages kind of like a degree you start out as an entered apprentice then you move up to a journeyman and then a master mason and the lodge has can 100% control over all of that so how does that work you said no religion but then you you have to take your oath on the holy scripture that seems like it's getting close to religion it's kind of like kind of like you just don't talk about really like you don't talk about it out loud but you know like the night like the like freemasons were established on religion to kind of protect religion but it's

not like a number one were a religious group. Okay. I understand like the idea is that because in the end a lot of religions stem from the same idea of monotheism. Who here's another monotheism. Yep. So that so like it's just sort of a unification of all those. So do you have to swear on whatever book you deem like whatever your book is you have to

swear on? Yeah, you have to square on the scripture of that lodge and there's different landmarks and ashlars, which are basically like just curved stone. But each lodge has their own like landmark like a piece of Freemasonry from the old times. Like in a church, like an old book. So it's like a, yeah. So what do the Freemasons do now? What do you guys control? Um, we, we don't influence like people who aren't really in it, um, but it's just a group to support each other. Like there's people help pay for stuff. Like there's funds for colleges. There's job searches. Like, it's just like kind of like a normal group that gets together that, you know, just talks. And I can go over what like a normal meeting would look like. It's just like not,

it's not that crazy. But. Sounds like a fraternity. Yeah, it's like an adult fraternity. Yeah. You guys drink beer? Yeah. And wine, actually. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. Red wine. What's the, what's the chalice situation look like? Is it goblets or chalice is you drinking out of? Goblets. Like the ones from Harry Potter, goblets. Okay. Oh, nice.

That's pretty cool. Do you have good wine out of the, out of the goblets or do you ever put, like, Francia? It's always like this thick red wine. So how it works is like there's a master Freemason every year and he nominates the next one for next year. So right now my master's just as an old guy. It's just an alcoholic. So a lot every meeting. If I wanted to be a Freemason, am I allowed?

You could walk right in. So it's open to anyone? Not women. No women. What's the story behind? and then. Why are we still misogynistic in 2020? Are they checking? Like, there's the Continental Lodges. Those don't follow any rules. Those have women. Those talk about whatever. So that's why I say that's not real

Freemasonry. Because like it's not, it's not really real. But I don't, I support women. I'm sorry. I'm mad dog. But, um, but yeah, Continental Freemasonry is something. that's been like adopted the U.S. But right now there's over six and a half million current Freemasons throughout the world. Huh. That's a lot. And it's open to anyone off the street.

If you just, if you found a lodge, you just walk in and you're like, I'd like to join your club and they just accept you. And there's like nights, there's like social nights where you can bring like your friends and they can meet and try to like, you have to like ask them like a formal inquiry.

They give you a formal application. It's kind of like a frat and then you just get voted, but you can get blackballed. If you get one person voting against you, then you cannot be in it. Oh, it has to be unanimous. Oh. Yeah. But for different, I think the lodge in Scotland, it's three. So it changes.

But yeah, they're like, if one person doesn't like you, no. And what's the, like, uniform that you wear? Is there, we're talking to. robes. I guess I want to know kind of like Coley more about some of the ceremonial stuff. Like are there- You want to know about the stone cutters. Yes. Yes. Are there robes involved? Is there a scroll? Are you guys still wearing like the skirt type things? The the elders are. So like that's their like piece of respect. But I'll try to answer everything that I can. I mean, I've got I've got one burning question. Like what what did you guys do to the Denver? airport so funny yeah what's like are you guys just putting your plaques on places or like

it's also hilarious because i work at a tech company and my tech company was like the ones who built the airport too okay so it's a deep west so i mean you probably can reveal more about your tech company's involvement than the mazes involvement but we'd love to hear it all we can jump around the um yeah so i i don't ever fly out of dumber i go into a boulder i have friends that go to denver university i was one with i was with one last night we don't go to that airport people in denver don't go there interesting good tip yeah why why you know the feeling when you're in like an old haunted house and you walk in and you're like skin crawls and you're like who's watching me no really but well because like i remember you guys had an episode last year about it there

is effigies and pyramids and symbols all over the airport like the eyeballs the paintings yeah there's definitely something going on there but i don't i don't have the full details is there a scroll do you guys have a scroll in your in your chapters yeah our scroll in um i haven't been to the lodge in england for like eight once but um i'm going in a month but our scroll there is like from the earliest to 1700s. So hold on. Do you all believe in like spirits and demons and ghouls and all that shit? Yeah.

Oh, okay. You have to? I mean, do y'all conjure them or some shit? No, we fucking, we send them away. They're the ones protecting us. That's the whole point. Oh, got you. Thank you.

Would be nice at. Yeah, yeah. You should give some thanks. So you can practice atheism Because they're out there on the front lines There are wolves It's very easy to practice atheism Because the guys like mason's protecting you

From the evil spirits They're like the ghostbusters There are wolves sheep dogs You guys are ghostbusters They're the sheep dogs We're the sheep, the demons are the wolves Yeah How many presidents have been free masons

Oh All of them, right? All of them Almost all like over 15 And over 20 easy yeah Is Trump a freemason? No. Oh, yeah. I think Obama, loki, might be.

I think, I think, yeah. The last huge one, I know Ronald Reagan was a huge remorse. But you don't think that all, all masons aren't real masons, you say. Yeah, because you can be part of the other continental and not believe in those, yeah. So, like, what kind of beef is there? Like, you all got, like, conjuroffs? Yeah, so. It's called when you're in amity, and that's where you can move freely from lodge to lodge,

like a lodge or recognize this other lodge of being like a real lodge. If you're not in amity, like you don't go there. You don't talk to them because they don't believe in the same things. It's like, so the gym that I have a membership of is a one location gym. So I can go to my location, even though it's part of a chain, but I can't go to the one that's like closer to my office. They got different blocks. They got different flags. Yeah, they're a gang. Yeah, they flash different sets, right? Or it's like the, uh, you guys look down your nose at the continental groups. It's like a real breakfast versus continental breakfast. Exactly. They have bagels,

like stainless. You have, is there sausage? Yeah. Yeah. Is there is there anything you're allowed to divulge like about, uh, your little secret code talk? Like, like, so when I meet somebody because I know there's handshakes I know there's I've heard of like shit like I'm a traveling man I don't know if that's the real Masons or not

but I've heard I've heard of small things on that same you didn't let him you didn't let him finish fucking well I'm trying to I don't want to get a good trouble I was like that was a good question

how about this that's a grown man if he wants to say no he was kind enough to come on He's going to get himself in trouble. It's not going to be us. If you recognize, if you recognize a Freemation, like in you, like, this guy's a Freemason, don't put your hand out. The best thing to do is just stand right in front of him,

stare at him respectfully, and let him look at you. Is he a fucking grim reaper, bro? I'm too tall to be doing that to strain. Like, this is a good way to either, like, to either meet a new Freemason friend or get, like, savagely beaten to death or just have a dude randomly make out with you. Like, you stand, you stand from another man looking him in the eye respectfully enough for a long enough time. Two of you are going to kiss. Are there gay people? Are there, are you allowed to be a gay Mason?

Fuck, I don't, if there are, they hide it because I haven't seen it. But in Continental, probably. But I would just say, I would just say, don't shish, don't say, bang on them fake ass masons. What kind of, what kind of, what kind of rituals are you allowed to divulge? Um, I can divulge one. Yeah, I can level as well. So, um... Let's do it.

Let's do it. How the degrees work, how you get taught. It's a little bit like school. So there's something called a more morality play. So it's like you learn about events and past history, like in your class, basically. And so the first ever maceonic temple was the first ever temple in Israel. the first ever temple in Jerusalem. You might have heard of it.

It's called the Temple of Solomon. It was built in 1957 B-C-E by this name, Haram Abif, A-B-I-F-F. He's thought to be one of the first masons. But that temple stood for four centuries until it was destroyed in like 587, 588 by the Abelonians, I want to say. Like, that's the type of thing we learn about. So we'll, like, have an actual object, like a little replica of the old temple and, like, learn about it and do stuff in person like that, too.

The morality player. That sounds like an after-school special. Ain't there? I don't know if you're not to say this. But I call it, there's this book a long time ago that I didn't read all the way, but it's called by Manly P. Hall. the secret teachings of all ages, is that, is that ring a bell? Manly P. Hall?

Mm-hmm. He talked about how it was like 33 degrees, something like that. Is that accurate? There's a lot of weird laws and formations, like there's the law of being level and plum. Everything's got to be like 90 degrees or exact. Like well-constructed. Everything's got to be neat. Yeah.

Huh. And, like, if you see, like, the A-S-H-L-A-R-S-All showers, those are, like, the smooth stone-curved stuff you see all over Mason temples. And, like, they care a lot about that because it's like, whenever you go and try to build a new temple, in order to establish a new temple, it's got to be voted on by one grand lodge or three regular lodges. And from there, it's a big fight. because everyone wants to, like, build the lodge. Everyone wants to put their mark on it. So you have to be voted upon who's going to build a new lodge. So it's a very, there's a whole side of construction.

Like, there's a lot of guys who just work, like, construction that are Freemasons. Like, they're just regular carpenters. Okay. Yeah. Now, quick question about a little more personal about your family history. Do you believe that your ancestors who came to the United States may have been persecuted for being Freemasons? and that's why they fled? I don't know if that's the whole reason,

but I think they were being persecuted for multiple things, yeah. So maybe there's an element of a lot of Freemasons came to America. Yeah. Because. Like most Freemasons are from the old Anglo-Saxon church, which is now the religion Episcopalian and I am Episcopalian. So a lot of people from the Episcopalian church were Freemasons. Do you have anything that you're preparing for?

So like I know that, you know, the Holy Grail is a big part of why you guys were created and what the lineage is. Is there, are there any like training seminars you go to? Like just in case somebody finds the Holy Grail, here's the protocol for how we as Freemasons are designated to protect it. Yes. It's, yeah, it's definitely a lot of like if people. find this shit out what do we do like if people find the old texts find the old scriptures because it's not even holy grail if you were to go in the basement levels of like these old grand lodges in england and stuff you could destroy the internet with the stuff you'll find

all right so what happens if hypothetically in the in the ruins underneath the Notre Dame cathedral where they found that old mummy that they're going to open up in the lead sarcophagus what if they crack that shit open it's Jesus and he's got like all his jewelry all his chains and stuff buried down there with him what happens what's the protocol we talked about that a month after the church burned down so yeah that's the protocol is we get premasons in the area and they go to the area like right away and just get everything or if they if they can't if there's people around they burn everything down but rather destroy it than have people see it what's the point of all of this information that could possibly shift the culture?

Is it like hour, isn't it? It'll expose a lot of things and get people in trouble, I guess, to put it plainly. But I don't know. It's also the point of like we don't, if this comes all true, know how there's always people that like go against to like prove it prove it like we don't want the on us like we've this has been over 2,000 years of whatever our group trying to protect this if you don't care about it we we don't care we just want to protect what we know so worst case scenario what happens if you know they crack open the sarcophagus and it's a bunch of historians around

and scientists and stuff and they they publish all the information what are you guys afraid of of having out there. Like locations of different things and like actual things that we have. Like, oh, in this paper it talks about this really old gold chest or these papers. Oh, they're probably here in this grand lodge or this grand lodge. So worried about like people trying to steal stuff. Like we just don't want to lose our what we have from the past. well because people like the the museums in london will come in and be like hey because yeah

that's ours now yeah and if you're like a treasure hunter you can just like sell that so you believe there is actually buried treasure is what you're telling oh yeah there's in every lodge there's some piece of old like in order to have a lodge you need to have your landmarks which are like old original messianic scriptures or objects or rights or yeah but in light of such

such truth what kind of security measures do y'all take to make sure your secret stuff don't get snatched i love this so there's a position called a tyler and i used to be a tyler my first couple meetings but basically

the tylers just are outside on the curb and they stand outside on the door for the whole meeting while the meeting is going on and at one one Tyler at least at every entrance but around the clock if no one's there like yeah we have like

the most updated security cameras like we'll hire private armed security and shit like that like over in England where stuff is super like masionic there's like arm guards there like 20% this is a gang like quite literally which you're

like the dude standing out on the street as the lookout, making sure nothing weird is going on. Yeah. It's just a very successful gang. The oldest gang in the world. How many people are currently looking for the Holy Grail?

I'm going to be looking for it now. I mean, fuck. No one. How many active people like... Because they have it. Yeah, that's also an option. That would be the greatest thing, be like, oh, we don't know where it is.

We're looking for it. Yeah, you got to tell me what I should. It is, yo. I see this spark in Aryan's eye right now. Like you gave him, you gave him a purpose for the next year here. I'm retired, dog. I'm trying to go look for this shit. I'm going to fight a bunch of, I'm going to fight a bunch of Tyler's.

Yeah. Tyler's. I mean, there's definitely. What would your white dudes named Tyler? Once you advance past the towers, watch out the Cody's are next. Final boss battle. Kyle. Zach.

It's just one guy named Zach at the end. who found me but Zach Morris he has a he has a black cell phone well you got anything else Billy no I was just going to say earlier

do you know that like most all these frats with like a secret handshake they're all this exact same handshake yeah like so many of these frats like I'll give you the handshake right out okay oh yeah yeah

like so like so many different friends oh we got a secret handshake It's the fucking exact same. It's the pinky scissor. My sister already had a secret handshake and it wasn't that. What was it? I'm not telling you. See, she's good.

She's good. Aren't all like fraternities somehow related to Mason's like somehow? Like, isn't it like little dominions? Kind of. Like the free mason. The white ones anywhere. The freemasons definitely like built like the physical buildings of a lot of the old fat buildings and a lot of the old. Ivy League colleges and everything, those are all built by Masons, yeah.

Because what I heard was like there's a partial, like, part of being a Mason is like one of the, I don't know if it's a degree or whatever, like part of it is like, y'all get to, it's like one of them is like nepotism. Like so if somebody has, like it wants a job or needs a job, like because he was a part of the fraternity or the Mason Lodge or whatever, you give him a handshake, y'all talk and talk and he gets the job. Is that, is that true? Yeah. Yeah.

I think fraternities, if you look from the outside, would probably be a whole lot more sinister than we are because, like, we've been around and we kind of know what they're about. But if you were just, you know, if you were dropped off as an alien on the other side of the earth and they're like, oh, it's an ancient Greek society that networks together at institutes of higher learning. And then they, they help each other advance through the world. It sounds a lot more nefarious than it is, which is like, hey, these guys want to get hammered. and so this is an easy way for them to have friends like well if we're in a meeting there's a fucking we were watching like one of the playoff games last week like we'll just throw it up on on mute like yeah

it's really like a fret in a way all right uh well thank you for joining us man appreciate it and uh just out of curiosity who is the golfer that has the most major championships oh dude tiger no it's there's a guy above him old white guy old white guy Arnold Pong?

No, another old guy That's eliminate bro Oh fuck The golden bear Jack Jack Nickle

Nichols Jack Nickles Jack Nickles Jack Nichols Jack Nickle Yeah that's close enough That's close enough Third time is the charm

Yep Yeah All right Well thank you for joining us man Yeah Well I just have a couple Closing things Like I just want to say

I've been I've been a barstow guy Since like 2012 And back You know I was working Construction being a tow truck driver every morning like 2016 listen to PMT like i really appreciate you man

you're a good guy and um coley i was at a bar last night celtics lost it's tough but whatever i actually my favorite game of the playoffs so i actually walked in the bathroom this dude i didn't know he's like dude is that a billy's list shirt and his first his first question i kid you not was dude that's billy's list mad dog is so hot that's what that's the first thing you're going to say I'm not any kidding. Like, I have a Snapchat if you want to. The president of the Mad Dog fan clubs. I love it.

Billy's List. It's mad dog. No, it should be Billy's List and Maddie's Simps. That's fire, actually. I like that. That made me sweat a little bit.

All right. Yeah. Thank you so much for coming on. If there's anything, you want us to cut or anything, like, yeah. No,

you're good. Just my Twitter is talking soccer. Talking Soccer, Underscore. Oh, love it. And do you, are we using your face if we put any of these YouTube clips out, or do you want that? Yeah, it's fun. It's fun. It's fun. I just won't go back to England. It's fine. Okay. That's good. No, it was nice to reminisce. My grandfather since passed away, but he introduced me to a lot of the Freemason stuff. So it's nice to, like, think about him and talk about it. So thank you guys.

Okay, great, man. Thank you. We appreciate you listening. Thank you. Sorry if you get murdered. It's on macro. Thanks, man. For a problem. Maddie, do you have anything to say to your fan club? Maddie, she's blushing. I am wildly uncomfortable.

She's blushing. She is sweating right now. Thank you. You should join the Discord. I'm not a guy. No, we have girls. We have girls. No, no, no, no.

But I'm not a Billy's list guy. You won't put me on there. Yeah, you got to buy some merch first. Yeah. That's crazy. Tell him, tell him I said so. Okay, that was Billy's guy. That was a guy from Billy's list.

he's a mason so big t what are your thoughts on it because i saw you over there you were judging a little bit i wasn't judging i just had he said some things that were interesting to me yeah like that's the time that's the time you post the well they were well so he said he was episcopalian i'm not entirely familiar with the episcopalian church but he but then he also said the beginning i believe that he was like he believes that jesus like had a child with mary magdalen those two things don't square in my mind. Why? What do you mean? Why?

No, he said that that was spread by the... Well, he said they believe that. I think. Because then you can trace back Mary Magdalene and Jesus's... Lineage. He said that's what the knights believe, not necessarily what Episcopalians believe. No, right, right, right. But I thought he said that's what

the Masons believed. And then, because PFT's like, so all that's real. And he was like, yeah. So I don't know if he... I don't know. That was just, That was something that... It sounds to me like they treat religion, like they truly believe that religion is a good foundation to have, but they see themselves as like knowing the real story,

and they know when like various religions are actually bending the truth. Like a social thing. Yeah, like you can still, you can in theory be a member of the Episcopalian church and like know in the back of your head, well, they're wrong about all this that they're teaching right now, but I still am going to go to this church because of the social, function that it serves and the societal function that I believe improves myself by going to

it. That seems odd to me, but I suppose that is true. Well, it's also like their whole thing seems to be like we keep this knowledge from the masses and then we tell the masses something else. Because they can't handle the truth. Yeah, men in black. Can you screenshot that, Avery? I will. I will. It'll be on YouTube, I guess. Yeah, it'll be on YouTube. Okay, pick up in three, two, one. This, nigga, Billy, man. What? He's so he don't get it. Oh, it won't be on YouTube, actually. Yeah, that part won't be on YouTube. Can we just bleep out what Billy said?

Wait, I don't get it. All right, so Billy said, Billy said something that Aryan specifically said, do not include this in the podcast, like three minutes ago. And then he just said it again. And then that might get buddy murdered. And then Billy repeated it And then Aaron just gave him the biggest death stare that I've ever seen I thought it wasn't that part I don't even think you look at your daughter

When she does something Like when she eats cookies That she's not supposed to be eating That's like close to that look No, no, she can do no wrong Billy can do wrong Okay Let me rephrase that

I honestly thought You already said it And we all heard you But we just played that I believe you honestly thought I believe you honestly thought I believe you honestly thought I'm just saying

I think for the first part of the interview For a second I thought who's reciting the plot to the DaVinci Code and I was like fuck dude. I did think we were getting trolled I did think we were getting got but then I was like oh no this. Can I ask

a quick oh sorry go here can I ask a quick clarifying question I obviously I don't know much about the Freemasons I'm not a lot of fucking B1 which fuck off with that but oh you could be one of the fake one but that's so so my grandmother was an Eastern Star I don't know what that is

it's like a subset of masonry but like There are women involved in it, but they can't get, like, high up. But like he said, the main one. The Catholic Church. Yeah, like the main one that they said that women aren't allowed. Like, they, they set and they feud. That's what it sounds like. Yeah.

What's the difference between the Knights Templar and Freemasons? Sounds like Freemasons, they were created after the Knights Templar. So the Freemasons are, like, based from the Knights Templar? That's the impression. It's an acquisition that got bought out. Or when they were. being per the one the night templar was being persecuted they went underground and became it was a rebrand yeah it was a complete rebrand it's like it's like when black water got in

trouble for killing all those civilians and they came back and they just changed their name it's like it's okay it's like it's more like when colby switched from adidas to nike yeah he was black mamba uh-huh i thought you were gonna say jersey number yeah same same yeah Isn't that around? Was it the same near? No, he was Nike. He was only Adidas for a year or two. Yeah, he had been Nike at that point.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Crazy eight, it's a good shoe. There was the, uh, there was the season he was a free agent. He was wearing like Iversons and shit. Yeah, that's right. Yo, that first, the first Kobe shoot, the, was it the crazy age? Yeah, the crazy. That shit.

Matter of fact, is stock X still, uh, oh, yeah. Selling fake shit? I think you can get Crazy Yates. I think you can just order. crazy eight so i don't think you need to go through stock ex from adidas they maybe just google it they're four hundred dollars i got i got i got i got the dittus app though i got the dittus app yeah because i online shop too much i have an issue uh we'll tell you what we got to get run in a second here but do we have time to do like a lightning voicemail yeah really quick next week is going to be a prison

guard oh as one of the guys that's sick i like that he says he's got a bunch of crazy stories Yeah, so let's get locked in for that one. Shit, I got a bunch of crazy stories about prison guards. Okay. And Brian Cox on Tuesday. Yes. Professor Brian Cox. Oh, they do have them.

We also, uh, no, they don't have them. No, I'm surprised. They're usually in stock. Okay. Also, not on the data's app in your mind. No, I know. I know. I'm saying historically I see them. Lightning voicemail.

Let's do it. Okay, and go. Hey, macrodosing crew. This is Billy's army guy checking in. Billy from one bet to another, I just want to say thank you for your service. It means a lot from a vet myself. So anyway, so I just want to hear any of your guys' like creepiest thoughts that you had. So I had one the other day, and it was like, in our whole,

life outside of our family there's like no way to tell if someone has like physically been watching us sleep like I'm 24 years old and you mean to tell me that there's been like not like one stranger in my whole life that hasn't like washing me sleep at all so I just want to hear your guys's thoughts on that and if you guys have any had any like creepy thoughts like that all right love the pause thanks uh I'll just start real quick that's a that's a very strange thought to have but um he said that leading off to be fair yeah yeah he did but thank you for sharing it like no judgment um i used to think i was an elf when i was a kid like when i was like five or six years because i'd pointy ears and i was like oh i'm an elf i thought about you too yeah it's pretty

common a lot of people see my features are elven um but yeah that's mine okay i could see you being a woodland creature thank you billy means that's a sign of respect oh yeah no it means he has You kind of look like that little deer jolt from Mr. Tumnus. Is it from the, where to go to the clock, yeah, Narnia. Yeah, you look like the little deer guy, bro. I mean, he's so neuro atypical,

100% could understand him being a difference. Yo, we have a, we have a Twitter account. How can you say neuroa typical, but not Jack Nicholas? Because, you know, Nicklaus. Somebody mean BFT with the little deer guy, Please, I want to see that. I would like to see that. I used to think that everyone in the world was a dragon besides me.

Everybody was a dragon, but you? How does that make sense? Like, what do you think that you're the only dragon? No, because I'm not a dragon. But I would walk into rooms and people would shape shift in humans, and then I would. Fucking mad dog. What a strange individual she turned out to me. Well, in the similar sense, I used to think that one day I'd learn how to transform in different animals.

No, I thought when I walked into rooms, like, if I walked into the part of my take studio that everyone was a dragon before I entered and then I like laid eyes on you and you shifted. And we're like, quick guy. She's coming. Yeah. And then, and then it's like toy story. And then when I leave the room, you go back to your original form. What type of? I thought she'd never leave.

Like big dragons or like? Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like. European dragons? What kind of dragons? Like your size? Like small, I guess, because it's your size, but... Like a Komoto dragon. Dragon Tales type dragons?

Yeah, like a dragon-tales type dragon. Not Wirens, but dragons. Yeah. Not like the dragon from Shrek. Wyverns, I mean. What? I didn't watch Game of Thrones. Which cultural dragon?

It's a part of... Quits a Codal? The Mayan Aztec dragon? Okay, respect. I do look a little bit like Mr. Tomness. I'm looking at you. I told you. Once I looked at your face, I was like, man, you kind of do that.

It's there. Yeah, man. The hair helps too. I never had any like, like, I guess thoughts like when people were dragons and shit. But I had, I used to think in my head, I used to think like I can control shit. Like, yo, if I make this, if we make this light, this is going to happen. Like shit like that. Like, we're going to, we're going to do.

I used to think that shit all the time when I don't know. If I make this shot, then my mom's going to get me the Nintendo game like that type of shit. Yeah. Anyone else? Mine is that there's no way to ever prove that, like, like we perceive the world in the same way. Like if I said, if I said the brewers are wearing white,

and you agree that the brewers are wearing white, but there's no way to ever know that we're seeing the same thing. Like you could call white red. Yeah, I've thought that too. That's fucking crazy. There's no way to ever. Oh, yeah.

No, I thought about that. That's no. Like my red could be your black and we'll just never know. Yeah. Like, you know, when you look at inverted, images where they reverse the colors, like some people might see like that, like that's their inverse

and what you see is their inverse. But you will never know. That just blew my mind. Whoa. Whoa. All right. That does it for. Let's go Rangers.

Let's go Rangers, Avery. Game one tonight. Let's go. Big game. I'm rooting for you, buddy. What is that, I love the support from the chat. Just casually doing a Rubo's cube while we're talking about. Wait, what color?

What colors are those? I'm the same as they. every other. Well, we don't know. We don't know, do we? That's facts. Boom. There you go.

Oh, shit. Oh, bit. It didn't look like, yeah, I guess it's the shapes. It did look like red, white and blue for a second. Okay. It is. Yeah. But we got to go.

We'll see you guys on Tuesday. Professor Brian Cox. Professor of particle physics. Great episode. Allegedly. Allegedly. Ripped the blunt. Love you guys.

It's going to blow your mind. Maddie, give a shout out to your simps. Shut up. I mean, Hmm. Mm. Oh. Thank you.