Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Happy Thanksgiving

Episode Date: November 25, 2021

On today's episode of Nanodosing (Snackrodosing, Minidosing, Lil' Macro, etc.), the crew talks about the holiday and takes some voicemails. Make sure to tune into Macrodosing, every Tuesday at 7am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome back to nanodosing. It is Thanksgiving, the best holiday. I hope you guys had delicious turkey, all the dressing that you could eat. I hope that you had, what kind of pies are we talking? We're talking sweet potato. I don't know, but it's not the best holiday.

You're tripping. I think it's the best holiday. We're thankful for you guys. you did grow up super minimalist though right poor is that what you call me poor no like didn't you grow up i'm what i'm blanking on nothing quaker quaker yeah you grew up quaker so like it doesn't seem like christmas would have been like a booming time around your parts no he's about to say he's about to say omish wasn't christmas was not i knew it was around that uh kind of christmas was not a boomer and no i wasn't poor my mom was a teacher that that's i think that places us in the right in the

like lower middle class upper upper lower teachers our teachers are extremely well compensated for the hard work they do in this country well yeah in the form of July and August they get those months off um

but yeah if my parents are listening I'm not saying I grew up poor that's not I'm saying sorry mom sorry dad uh so my parents are listening I'm saying I did grow up poor fuck what's y'all doing I mean not really but love you yeah we love all the parents out there Love Mrs. Mad Dog.

Got to meet Mrs. Mad Dog. She came out to the live show. She's awesome. I dig. Yeah. We had quite a crew going at that little after party. We didn't get to talk about the live show in the other episode. That was so fun.

It was a good time. And my mom. That was fire. My mom loved all of you guys. That's great. She told me a lot of stories about Mad Dog as a kid. Yeah. She was so excited to like to unearth things about me that you guys wouldn't know because why would I tell you guys these things?

And oh yeah, no. And Arian and my mom, I think, are like best friends now. Mad Dog got pooped on by several animals when she was a child. My favorite moment of the night was Arian walked over. We had, you know, we were over here talking and there was another little group at a table. And Arian walked over to Madeline's mom and picked up the high noon she was drinking and showed it to the bartender and said, whatever this is, I want another one of this. Yeah. Arian couldn't get through his head like what exactly high noon was.

And my mom loves high noon. She's a big company girl. She loves highnoons. I'm about to go home for Thanksgiving. and have like 80 and she's she was just drinking those she wanted to be yeah responsibly she was responsibly drinking them and arian like she would open one and have a sip and her'd be like hey let's get her another one let's roll this up yeah let's make sure miss mad dog was having a good night man she did she had a great night she had an awesome night yeah it was a lot of fun I loved

seeing big tea doing guess the lib too or the lib detector test that's what's funny is it went off really well my guy said my guy said what's your name that was the test and I could And you couldn't have gotten a better response than Brogan. What was Brogan? Who also, who stayed the entire night that we were there. She had no affiliation with anybody other than she just loved the show. And she was there with like all of us until she, her and I became. That was a dude.

I don't know if he was telling the truth or not. But there's a dude that said he drove from Florida for the live show. Yeah. Shout out that guy. That's why. Shout out that dude. His name's Eric. We had a lot of Eric's at the show.

I mean, naturally. Yeah. We have a type. No, my mom was really thrown by a lot of the things that we talked about. Because she listens to the shows when I tell her to. Like sometimes I don't want her listening to all these. But like when the Shroom's conversation came up or like the LSD, she was like there was a shot of her in the stool scenes of just brightest,

or like widest eyes I've ever seen. Just like soaking it all in? She's so innocent. And like so am I. Like she's just like me. but she has no she has just no idea what goes on behind closed doors she was wonderful she's awesome hi miss mad dog if you're listening right now we appreciate you we'll be listening to this on thanksgiving we appreciate all the moms out there big time shoutouts to the moms uh let's get to some

voice i mean i mean and the dads i mean and the dads yeah dad i mean shout out to the moms but i mean dads are cool as well oh i love dads yeah billy's got a weird grin on his face i don't know what what he's looking at no i mean so this guy a bunch of people are taking this tweet i made very seriously what's the tweet i tweeted just walked by some middle schoolers playing basketball one of them did a great fundamental box out and then got hit in the face by an opposing player that player yelled lebron style while the other was gushing blood sad scene of today's youth being badly influenced and this guy uh ray crockett who is a Super Bowl champion Hall of Famer is like saying that the story is BS and I need to show

evidence of the kid bleeding because he doesn't believe me and I'm like, yes, it was parody. I did not actually see any middle schoolers. Let's talk about the LeBron box out real quick. It's clear to me, right, that LeBron was trying to swipe and get his arm off you, right? That happens in basketball all the time. I do that shit playing pickup, get your hands off me. It's kind of like a don't touch. Like, you know what I'm saying?

It's just par for the course. Obviously, he went too far, got him in the eye, but he didn't like it. A lot of huff. You know what I mean? Like, he did, he wanted to, he wanted to boxing when, when everybody was surrounding him

and not when he was faced to fit. That's what I like about basketball fights. No what? Bumani. Bommonie Jones had a good point about it. His anger. That'd be a first. You watch it, Big T.

Yeah. Nah, boy. Hey, we ain't going to have no Bumani slander, though. That's the homie. He was my friend. He was saying... You like Clay Travis's sports steak, don't you?

No, I haven't liked Clay Travis in a long time. Good. He was pointing out, and I agreed with it after I went back and watch it. His anger level was correlated to the amount of blood that was pouring out. Yeah. Wasn't that angry? And then once he was like, I'm getting pretty lightheaded over here. He got a lot angrier.

And I, like, LeBron's arm was free. Like, he, for sure, was, I don't think he was trying to punch him in the eye, but he definitely was free before he did that. Yeah. I think we're trying to get his arm off him, though. That happens all the time. It was awful. Trust me, I've played a lot of basketball here, and I know what you're talking about. That was not, that was a little extra.

Have you, though? Have you played out of basketball? Yeah. All right. All right. All right. He didn't realize. The most technical foul was issued in Massachusetts from 2004 to 2008.

There we go. What you? Bad boy. which he didn't realize how hurt he was until until he saw the blood and he's like well I have to do something about this now because I'm leaking yeah nobody makes me bleed my own blood type stuff about the funniest part I thought was right afterwards LeBron when you know after Stewart that was his name right Stuart Isaiah Stewart after Isaiah Stewart had been kicked into the locker room kicked off the court LeBron really took his time leaving the court to make sure

that Stewart was restrained in the bowels of the stadium that he wasn't going to run into him back there because you could tell that Stewart was out for blood and LeBron went up to everybody on the court and did the intricate goodbye high five to everybody including like some of the security guards went up and like thank them all, learned their names,

learned a fun fact about their families before he was willing to like go back. He really took his time getting off because he did not want. That was an angry man. and LeBron James doesn't run into people that are that mad at him ever, probably. You also did the classic, like,

like, if you're like super drunk or something and there's a bunch of friends like grabbing me, be like, yo, calm down, come down. And then you're like, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. And then as soon as everyone thinks you're fine and leaves you alone, then he just starts acting up and starts running because he's like, they let me go.

I don't know, man. I don't think he didn't want to fight. He didn't want to fight. fight, though. He was in his face. He had opportunity. If you wanted to fight before he started gushing what? I understand that joke, but the issue is this. If you felt the disrespect was when he elbowed you, there was nothing but space and opportunity the moment he elbowed you. You had a chance to collect, see who did it, and go after him. You saw who did it. You were a little, you wanted to do the push thing, right? The whole push. I've always said this. It was growing up.

If you push somebody, you don't really want to fight. You're still on him, but he didn't want to fight. And then when everybody starts getting around you, then the ego starts getting, you know how kids circle and all, then the ego starts going, now you want to fight. He ain't want to fight though. Or else he would have fought.

Yep. I hear you. I think there were two people on the court who actually would have fought, and it was Isaiah Stewart. And it was Russell Westbrook. Westbrook would have thrown hands a thousand percent. He was like, what's up?

He was the first one. He was the great teammate. He was the first one there. Anthony Davis was talking a gang of shit after the game for someone who I think was in the stands eating popcorn. all of them like someone who like I think he fights like like wily coyote like he does something and he only gets hurt like whoever he's going after is completely fine but like an angel falls

on him oh that oh that's like that listen you're a very brittle human being um big tea aaron coolly i want you and billy too i know you don't really care about kow kuzma but you guys need to look up kow kuzma's pre-game i almost sent it to you a a couple seconds ago. What a, what a fit. That is the jinko of sweaters. That's a Lenny Kravitz. Send it to the group. Send it to the group. That's, that's Lenny Kravitz's scarf. He just cut some armholes in it.

That's incredible. All right. You want to get to some voicemails? I'll send this to the group. Ooh. Yeah. Big time sweater. He looks like, um, Lil Pump and Kanye in that music video. Okay. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I do. Yeah. Miss Mad Dog Don't listen to this

Yeah Cover yours Sorry Okay are we ready For the first voicemail Hold on I want to see this sweater Hold on

Bro what the fuck This is This is one of his better fits What? What the fuck is this bro? Wait is that real? Yes I do fuck is

Yo this is when it's like I don't understand stand fashion. Like, clearly this shit is not for me. Because I, this is silly. What the fuck, man. And like, I don't, to them and like people who like this shit are like, yo, that's fly. Like, I would guess. I don't know, though. Like, because this is far, this is way above my pay grade. I don't know what I don't. I don't know if they would because Kuzma's getting, he usually gets like pretty routinely flamed for what he wears. So I don't, I don't know that he like everyone's like, yeah, you crushed it. bro this shit look horrible bro oh my god what size is that's that's jordan davis

like he would outfit him snugly that would fit y'all mean well so it's like it's it's a it's a four or five X in the torso it's nine X sleeves

big time sleeves he had to get that custom made and the tag is in the front this is shit this is you can't just buy that this is Shit. This is fucking garbage, bro.

I'm sorry. I'm not. I'm not it. This ain't it. I'm okay. I'm cool off of NBA fashion if this is where it's headed. That's bad. Oh, my God. It looks like a toddler. It's bad. It's just bad. It's bad fit. All right, voicemails.

Okay. currently living in Germany, but from Athens, Georgia, hypothetically, if our government exchanged Congress with a corporate company to run the country, which one would you choose and why? Big T, you cannot choose Chick-fil-A. Fuck. Thank you. Hey, hey, hey, hey, bro, it's run so efficiently. They do it with a smile on their face.

They rarely, if ever, fuck up. That's the answer. I mean, hand up, I was going to say Chick-fil-A, too. That is the correct answer. Listen, you can't. You heard them, man. So a corporation. No, PFT can pick, not, PFTE can pick Chick-Flay.

Yeah, that's how we do it, actually. You can say it. You didn't say you couldn't. Well, now I don't want to say it because it's the obvious answer. Chick-fil-A, all you have to do is go to their drive-thru at lunch, and you see the long line of cars stacked like 40-deep that just appear to constantly be moving. They're in and out. They get you in and out.

They're very polite. It's a wonderful experience, and then the food is delight. faithful. Chick-filet is number one overall. Yeah, that's pretty easy. That's a one-one. That's one-one for sure. Besides that, maybe Pornhub. Okay. I've never once gone to Pornhub.com and get like a service error. I have. They go down from time to time.

Yeah, they do. Yeah. No, they go down. I've never seen that either. That's very fun. For the amount of traffic that they do, they do a fantastic job, but it has gone down. Who own, I would actually like to look at like the corporate structure that come. I was just going to say, do they make money? Yeah, they have to.

Yeah, pal. They're like one of the most visited sites on the internet. I know, but like, yeah. Imagine like you put on LinkedIn if you're like a recent grad and you're like, I'm so happy to announce like I will be a sales, you know, whatever for Pornhub, Inc. Like, what is that conversation like? Okay, so the CEO is this dude. name Ferris-on-Tune, and he is the head of Mind Geek.

He's Canadian. So, yeah, he's a, huh. So Mind Geek is a tech company that's really a pornography company. Is it like alphabet for Google? Like their parents? Or meta? Yeah. Or meta.

So they own literally every porn website. Ever? Yeah, like you name one. It's. I can't name more than just porn. I would. say cheesecake factory

I would I cheesecake factories are run exceptionally well they've got a huge footprint all their stores all their restaurants are massive the food is delicious I don't think they've ever

closed down a cheesecake factory I think that I don't think it's ever happened I think it's always a success very underrated company I think I'm uh I'm also going to stick with food I'm taking dominoes Domino's for people who don't know

they're similar to Pornhub in the sense that they're mostly a tech company. The pizza is just like their side hustle. They are more Fights was given me a bunch of like crazy insight into what Domino's really does like on the tech side of things and they're like one of the smartest companies on the planet.

Is this like for real? Yes. Like 70 to I think it's 70% of their business has nothing to do with pizza or food. Like what is it? like a lot of tech and innovation and stuff like like stuff that we don't see and stuff that they're not like shouting credit for from the rooftops but um like i know they've i think they've done a lot with like infrastructure in terms of like road building uh in like major cities because they've like

mapped out everything so well due to delivery routes like they do a lot like a ton that actually kind of makes sense now that you say it because like they have their their self-driving car deal right yeah i clicked on an article how becoming a tech company company that sells pizza has delivered huge for dominoes from Forbes. Yeah, I wasn't getting like dominoes is my answer. And supply chain stuff, they've got a good app where you can track your pizza. Other companies can use that sort of thing, too. Yeah.

I mean, is it an obvious answer? I don't know if it's a good or a bad answer, but Amazon. Amazon basically runs this country already. Yeah, but I. But I don't want to. So let's not do that. Yeah, they're doing a great job. Yeah.

I mean, I like being able to, like, full disclosure, a little peek behind the curtain at the podcast here. I got to go up and use the bathroom down the hallway to pee before we start doing this voicemail segment. If Amazon was in charge, then we couldn't do that. I just have to pee into a hole in the ground that I dug myself. Yeah. But like the, okay, not, but like the front end of what we see, but like I get next day delivery. Their logo has a smile on it. That makes you feel nice.

Yeah. Or like, or like. I just feel like Amazon's really efficient I know it's not because I I know I should boycott Amazon and it's bad off the backs of the workers I know I know I know they're very bad I'd be if we're gonna pick

if we're gonna pick a company like that I'd be more inclined to lean Apple then okay I would do that Tesla's got some perks I don't want Elon Musk running so I was going to do yeah Elon Musk we should do an episode on that dude what a fucking guy but um so ocean spray I would do ocean spray Oh, yeah. Isn't that like a co-op?

It's a co-op. And so basically their own, all their shareholders are like 700 and some farmers, right? And so they own the shares of the company. And so it's like working with a big cooperative and they vote on a board of directors or they hire a board of directors for which way the company is going and all that stuff. But it's basically the main product that's getting pulled, which is the cranberries for the juice that they make. It's all getting pulled by over 700 farmers, and the farmers own the means of production. And it's a very successful company that I believe is the best way to, well, one of the best ways to step towards doing the correct ethical thing in the workforce. Yeah, the other two that now that you said that made me think of it was Ben and Jerry's. I've just never seen them fuck up. That's a good one.

There's something about Ben and Jerry's. I just don't remember. No limit. Master P. He should be in charge. Aaron, I got a question on your philosophy. Which one? Regarding communism in general.

Let's say you're born into a perfectly communist. A worker co-op is not commune, by the way. I know, but perfect. Let's say like the ideal communist situation that everyone. Okay. And you have these talents. as a could be NFL running back but you're like you make as much money as everybody else but you're forced to play football that's not that's when you're thinking of you're thinking

of like a dictatoral communistic state right so like communism when you when you it's just like it's just like any other regime right there are there are good aspects that people adopt and there are bad aspects that people implement right and so when we when you look at a kind like a true communist will tell you there's never been a true communist state because because of go but how would it work in your like how would you be able to how would it work in your mind if you were in a true communist system and you had this talent and you were just compensated as in are you actually my my utopia right yeah my utopia is not so communism isn't isn't compensated by so that there's it's a true communism if you look at

the definition it's a classless moneyless society so think think star trek star trek is a classless moneyless society where the um the the your your basic needs and necessities are taken care of and so it truly allows you to explore yourself and and serve your community which is what we all it's always that when i argue with christians about communism right i tell them well when you die you want communism that's exactly what you're aspiring to have when you go when you go to heaven it's a communist states classless moneyless society so you're really good at football in that society and it gets you more or less or how to that's what I'm saying

you're you're you're I believe you're really brainwashed and I don't mean that in a bad way I don't say brainwashed because that says negative connotation that's not what I meant you're um you've been entrenched in this society which is capitalism which says if I put in more I deserve X right if i put in x i deserve why right that that is a direct you're you're a byproduct of this economic system so when when when when no that that's not that's not that's not what i'm saying that's all he cares about is i don't know i'm i'm in if there's football man no so so so what

i'm saying is if in in capitalism right the economic system we have right right there is a mirage that says, if I put in the work, I get the rewards, right? Right. What is not true. It's just not true. The hardest working people are the poorest people in this country. Right. And the reason why is because the owners of these companies are exploiting them, right?

This is Marx's argument. They're exploiting their work. Big T would argue that's because their work is expendable, right? it doesn't say so in my utopia i i don't think that communism would come in my lifetime at all ever because we're just so we're so deep into this economic system so the utopia in my mind is a classless moneyless society where we have art and we have science pushing ushering our society in a direction going forward so art sport is what i would be considered in art Like you do things for the love of it because your basic necessities are taken care of.

So what if in that society you're doing this great art like football and I'm just sketching frogs and selling them and the frog sketches are just not contributing that much to everybody else, but your art is contributing more to other people? Well, I think when you think of contribution, you think of monetary gain. Is that what you're saying? Or joy or people appreciating it. Yeah, you're trying to quantify that into economic, I mean, a monetary gain. And what I'm saying is if your basic needs are taken care of, the reason why we try to monetize our art is because those artists need to eat and they need somewhere to live and they close on their back. right in any modes of transportation if all of those things are provided then you're less likely to have people push out art for the point of compensation you're doing it because you enjoy doing

it and people are consuming it because they enjoy consuming it it's a it's a post class list and post money society does that make sense yeah yeah it's a utopia i understand it's it it would be very fun if we had a communist dictatorship and they just assign people to become football players. Like, some teams would absolutely suck. Like, we get to see some fucking blowouts in the NFL. I'll be honest. I don't think it'd be much worse than what we already have.

Like, there are teams with free will who do, like, the lions haven't won a game this year. Like, have the gone seasons where Browns do. Like, I don't think it would be much worse. Billy, you got to explain your tweet, man. I had your stands in my mentions getting at me, man. When you said, you said, you said, The team that it was that Russell Westbrook shit.

That's what that's the meme I meant to put up. But that Russell Westbrook shit was like, what the fuck is you talking about, man? When you said, explain it. I ain't going to butcher. Basically, there's no like good. No, like this year in the NFL, there's no one you can point to and be like, they are a wagon. They are a powerhouse. Like, you know, like Patriots have passed, you know, maybe even like Green Bay when they were really like the chiefs.

Like none of those teams are like A.1. like you know that they're going to the playoffs and they're going to go deep the playoffs it's literally no one's really winning games they're just not losing games you know what i'm saying that's what that's what the dude asked russell brisbrick he was like uh he said did you win that game or did they lose it and he said bro what is you talking about me i'm out man y'all motherfuck is tripping uh anybody else have an answer for the corporation running the country I was I was thinking of when he said I couldn't say

Chick-fil-A I was thinking about saying Coca-Cola but they had that their little employee training thing so we can't say them anymore I'm out I'm out of date on whatever it is you care about you don't know what they're pushing these days salt and DeSani oh they they gave their employees a training on they took cocaine out of the formula how to train themselves to be less white okay I'm out Okay

I'm in What does that mean Less white I'm just curious What does that mean? No more mayo In the mac and cheese I'm gonna piss so many people off

Another slide suggested Employees quote Try to be less white With tips Including be less oppressive That's a good That's a good tip You disagree with that tip

I don't think Everyone that you show A slideshow to is oppressive Nobody That's not But Take the meat And discard the bone

you don't think that's a good tip don't be oppressive i think no oppression is a good goal yes i don't think you should be telling your employees to be less white is that now were they actually saying they say less white that is a quote okay yeah i said be less white that is a quote from the coca-cola employee training employee training i think for i'm about the fact of atlanta i think it's pretty fair chocolate city baby Let's see. Be less white. I'm a fact check this because I disagree with that. It's funny, but I disagree with that.

It's on their screenshots of it. Oh, that's facts. Let me see. You might be right. Let me see. New York Post. Nope. Let me see.

To be less white is to be less oppressive, be less arrogant, be less certain, be less defensive, be less ignorant, be more humble, believe, listen, break with apathy, break with. with white solidarity. You all hear that Australia is sending unvaccinated people who are sick to camps? I did not hear that. That was facts. This is 1984. No, it's 1945.

Coca-Cola made cans that say try to be less white. That's false. That's cans. It's not cans. This was a slideshow to employ. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I will say the picture of the slideshow is like the easiest thing. thing that anyone on the world could produce.

Do you have a source for this? It was a... The seminar entitled Facing Racism given by Robin D'Angelo is presented through LinkedIn education publicly, although not free of charge. The company admitted that in effect it invited its workers to take the course, but they clarified that it was not mandatory. So it sounds

like it wasn't a Coca-Cola presentation, but they encouraged... They did tell their employees to do that. They encourage their employees to take this class. I know this is just, you know, say... I said all that to say, not Coca-Cola. Gotcha. No, that Australia thing is that the Army is moving people to quarantine facilities

and people are taking it as they're getting shipped off to concentration camps. So it's just not saying that's what they are, but people are jumping that conclusion. I need to do more research on that because it's the first I'm hearing of it. I'm against camps. I'm against mandatorily busing people to camps I'll take a stand for it before I even do the research on it I don't think we should be busing people to any camps

Even football camps Ah I've seen a couple movies where teams come together With all that Are they going to be singing ain't no mountain high enough at these camps Maybe Are you going to be forced to live with somebody Who's outside your ethnic background

And learning a fun fact about their family because if that's the case they might just go ahead and fuck around and win a Super Bowl soon just keep your eye on Australia anybody else have a company I'm trying to find

I'm trying to fact check this man it's not there's not a lot of Disney Disney yeah why Disney I know I feel like

it's a magical world we've now been we've now been podcasting for four hours We do need to get We have to have an episode about to like underground security facilities at Disney World Disney's not a horrible answer

They've gone real wokey Recently too well Define Woking What does that woke mean? What does woke mean to you? Telling employees to be less white So Disney said don't be white Well that was Coca-Cola I can't even I can't even find a source for that

They said there's diversity training right And it wasn't even a mandatory thing, but I still haven't found a source of that. What does it mean to be woke, bro? I don't know, Aaron. I'm not in the mood for this right now. I bet you ain't. Let's go next question. Do we want the next voicemail?

Also, Ariam, what are you talking about? The vice president of corporate communications for Coca-Cola told Newsweek that they invited their employees to take that. Yeah, invited. That's not mandatory. Yeah, encouraged. Hey, here's a course on racial diversity. and inclusiveness. You guys should check this out if you have the opportunity.

What's wrong with that? Billy's, Billy has sources to back up his theory about the Australia thing. It's not a theory. It's not a theory. It's a fact. They put people in camps. Quarantine camps, it says.

That's wild. Okay, do you want the next voicemail? Yep. Okay. Hey, this is Connor from Columbus, Ohio. I have a very serious question. for you guys. This question has caused like multiple very heated arguments with my friends. And the question is if you had no weapons and you were a bald eagle was diving to attack you.

So they have a six to seven foot wingspan. They weigh anywhere from six to 15 pounds and their diving speed is like more than 75 miles per hour. You have no weapons. Would the bald eagle kill you? I say no. There's no way. I mean it's driving in a straight line. even if it hits you and it'll bang you up I don't think it's going to kill you and then after it hits you I mean it's not going anywhere I think you can kill it then but a lot of my friends are insane and think that you just have no chance so I'd love to hear your guys thoughts especially Billy I'm sure he has some fire takes on this so let me know what you guys think thanks I don't I don't think I don't think I don't think anything can

kill you but I don't think I think with one foul swoop and you and you see it coming I don't I don't see that being the case if you just lay down and then it like then it goes after you maybe but I don't know if the one foul swoop it's gonna take you out completely I don't yeah I don't I don't know enough about ball that the motherfucker is big I know that they bigger than you think they are I remember one time there was one on the fence we was we was we was all like yo all my kids just like, yo, there's a bald eagle. And we all go outside and nobody had their phones. My brother had his phone.

And this motherfucker was big. And this motherfucker pulls out Instagram and Instagram takes forever to low when you, when you're trying to pull up the pictures. Rather than just pulling up your camera and he missed it. Kids was pissed at him. A hilarious moment. I think I would, uh, I would just curl into a ball and let it bounce off my back because it can't pick me up.

I'm too heavy for a bald eagle to fly away with. So I just absorbed the 75 mile. bird hitting me in my back and it bounces off it probably the bird probably dies bouncing off my back i don't know that he's saying like a dive bomb i think he's saying if it chose to it like attack you with its goal being to kill you no he he means he said like one like it's coming from up it's flying and all the sudden it's swooping down at you no i think he was he was listing some of its attributes that's why he brought in the wingspan and all that like i i think he was trying to give the total picture yeah well i'm trying to think of like before a fight they give you like the

height the weight the the wingspan like all that um the tail of the tape um because like if you were in that ball in that prone position i think he would just dive bomb land on you and just start shredding you with his talents i interpreted to be it could you withstand a dive from a bald eagle i think we all could yeah yeah i would never see it coming but yeah so my thing is like okay if he uses his beak as are they curved i think at that speed if he uses his beak to try to like penetrate your neck yeah i think he can get you but other than that i don't seem it being very successful in killing you um made but because that's anything coming at you at what 65 70 miles an hour drop dropping it you probably get more than that depending on how high he drops from him coming at you

that fast and that's pretty sharp beak yeah it could it can penetrate yeah i actually i take it back i think you can die. If that's his god, I don't know if he goes for aortic arteries. Yeah, how smart is this bald eagle? Average. Has it ever attacked and successfully killed a human before? Because if it's able to use its lessons, then maybe. But I would simply counter it with a handful of Alka-Seltzer and just shove it into his beak. What happens with the Alka-Slead? Explode that motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah. Um, no, it's never killed a human and it has average Bald Eagle intelligence. I think it's insane for Aryan

to be like, yeah, bald eagle could kill me, but I could take a wolf with my bare hands. You? Yeah. Not me? I'm saying I could get my ass kicked by a wolf, but I could take out a bird, no problem.

I think both of them are taking you out. Bullshit. Big T, you've been quiet. No, you can't kill me. I'm a bad bitch. That was That was mighty sassy. It's also against it's against federal code to kill a bald eagle, isn't it?

Definitely. Yeah. Is it really? Are they in danger? Or it's just because it's America's mascot? I think both. USA. I think they used to be in danger,

but now there's almost too many. That's a wild, that's a wild mascot to have for a country, though. Don't you think? Like, it's a fucking, it's a predator. Yeah, it's supposed to be a turkey. Good.

You want to. You want to be a predator as a country? What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Yes. I want to show strength. That's why you like Kid Rock. And majesty. I think I specifically said I do not like Kid Rock.

I disagree. I guarantee you'll like his new song, Big T. His new song is a little too political for me. It's trash. What would be your preferred animal, Aaron? Like as a mascot? Yeah, for a country mascot. Communist butterfly.

Uh, why would a butterfly be communist? Because it's, oh, cause, because, because, cause, because the niggas like peace. I agree. What's the most, whatever the most peaceful animal there is, the fucking koala bear. I don't know. No, koalas fuck you up. They can. And have chlamydia.

I don't, I don't know enough. I don't know about koalas. I don't know how about it. They got a ton of fucking fucking, uh, but, uh, I would say, I would say, I would say, no, because orcas are pretty predatory as well. Like a blue whale Yeah, I was thinking whale Dude, they eat a shit ton of krill

No, they have to consume Resources in order to survive That's not that's not a predator That's how I That's how We just have to consume oil to survive I mean the obvious So we do that

We just have to You know We don't have to We need fossil fuels We choose to We don't need fossil fuels really I got to drive to go see my folks I got to burn something

we have to consume a certain amount of natural resources in order until we collectivize it fuck this I'm not gonna have me on this podcast like a goddamn hippie y'all know goddamn well this shit is fucking it's fucking up the earth uh I would choose a buffalo I think a buffalo like a giant bison would be a pretty sweet mascot for America you talk about I mean we were lost in World War one World War II three and four

no thank you as long as we don't play against the NFC East Polar bear The polar bear needs to be more mascots shit Coca-Cola Yeah but like

Polar bear Like what's supposed to be Like the polar bear Inuit snow Where they're like We don't fuck with that bear Mm-hmm Polar bears are pretty sweet

But They gave the polar bear The anti-white training They'd be brown bears also arian uh employees refuted the company's uh statement that it wasn't mandatory they said it was well be less fucking oppressive i'm gonna try hey that australia might be rounding up aboriginal populations send that send that link by the way send that link yeah sent it into the group i was talking

to the big two uh i think i think i think polar bear is a good choice the only problem is i don't know if it represents like it represents alaska but that's the only place that you can find a polar bear. Or also, like, we've given polar bears this, like, shiny gloss since we're killing them actively. But, like, you talk about mean individuals. Polar bears are right at the top of the list. Oh, polar bears are the biggest beasts on the planet.

And Mad Dog, you're wrong. Sorry, I'm sorry to shatter your loot. There are no polar bears at the South Pole. What the fuck? They're only at the North Pole in the northern hemisphere. Yeah. Are you serious? Do you know that that's what Arctic means?

the Latin word for bears Arcus In Antarctica If there's no bears Yeah Antarctica just means no bears Are you Really? Yeah bro Arcus

Yeah dude I believe you That was more like a That's news That is no It wasn't like a show me I believe you That's news to me

Or I just I don't care enough for you to prove I feel like I watched all those like Planet Earth documentaries growing up And they had bears Arcas Arcus was the hunter He became king of Arcadia

Yeah so arcus arctic so i mean my house is like the arctic because there bears around antarctic there's no bears no bears no there's no bears in texas aren't there there's no bear there's no bears in my house oh currently yes currently yes actually do you really know the mail could have delivered one to you you don't i i'm i am a hundred percent positive there are no bears in my house there there's still a chance it's like there's zero it's like that because i would not be end this motherfucker I promise you like that mean where it's like the chances of arian having a bear in his house are small but never zero that's so sad that

there's no baird is it like a client thing or never I don't know there's just nothing there just don't go there except the government's high like it's cold do we do an episode on Antarctica yeah I think you guys no I think it was on flat earth yeah the only also the only place where there are penguins above the equator and I'm not talking about zoos um is in the galapagos and it's just barely above the equator only north hemispheric penguins in the world shadow penguins I love penguins except in hockey you're dirty do you guys want to do one more are you done yeah this is the nano dosing let's see one more okay this is our last

one can I call call the link bro What's up, boys and girls? So with the holiday season coming up, I was wondering what's the right answer on Santa Claus. How do you tell your kids? What do you tell them? At what age, is it weird for your kids still to believe? San Carlos and all this stuff.

I think it's just kind of a weird concept that we lied to our kids about all this. Just wanted y'all's opinion. It is very weird. We teach them about Big Brother from a year. young age. That's how we indoctrinate. I was I was there's this so we were in fifth grade and there's this um girls giving a speech about like like like I don't know some like presentation type shit and she said like you know the lie that everyone tells you like Santa not being real and this one girl in the crowd just started burst out crying in fifth grade and everyone was just like what yeah and she was

like and then we found out like she was like totally destroyed and she had that was the first time she found out Santa wasn't real it's messed up that we that we tell our kids this and then they they all have to have an earth-shattering revelation that every adult has been lying to you for your entire life actually I let the parents in in macro dosing field this one how do have you guys thought about that you've yeah yeah well no my daughter my my first my daughter my oldest daughter I mean she's like really I know everybody says it's about their kids. So like all the rest of my kids are pretty, you know, par for the course, you know, intellectually. My first daughter is really above average. Like when she was five

years old, she came up to me and had never told her about Jesus or God. I've never told her about Zeus or Hercules. She just picked these stories up from whatever she was watching. And she was like, Hercules and Zeus are kind of like Jesus and God. And like she's five years old making a correlation between son and father and whatever. Like she's really, uh, above average. So, like, I never had to tell her. Like, she knew it was illogical for somebody that she's like, how does it go around the entire earth? She's like, doesn't make any sense. She was really on par for it. So, like, she kind of, like, led the way in letting their others to be know that they're probably not really a Santa. This is just a story. Like, she was really unique in that aspect. It seems like if it were your daughter, she would say something about how, like, time and space are the same. And it makes sense that you get from house to house over the course of the night. She does want to be a scientist, though. She does want to be a scientist. That's a perfect way to explain to a smart kid, like how Santa works.

You know, Einstein said, yeah, be everywhere. This is my, hold on, real quick, real quick, because this is important. Because I grew up Muslim, so I never thought Santa was real. My dad told us with a very young age. We didn't celebrate Christmas, so I knew it at a very young age. It wasn't real. I went to my first grade class and told everybody that he wasn't real, And the teacher's called my parents.

It was like, yo, he's telling the, you kind of stop. He's telling all the kids that Santa's not real. So I was that kid. So I grew up like that. I now, I'm now atheist, right? And then being an atheist parent, I don't, I think there's so little joy in this world that that little part of it that they bring, that brings them joy. If they think that, I'm going to let them think that.

And that's okay. You know, I don't have the ego. And I bought these gifts. I don't really give a shit. I love Christmas. I'm not Christian. I think it's a dope holiday to, you know, get the family around and talk shit and drink and eat and whatever. But like, I'm of the, for parents out there, if you're wondering, I think you should hold on to that little bit of joy as long as you possibly can because there's so few amount of joy, joyous things in this world that that's one of them.

Just let them have it, man. Let them have it. That's my take. Yeah. And if you're worried about like having to break the news to them, there's a lot of asshole kids out there like Aryan who are going to tell his classmates that they provide to. So you can wash your hands of it. I don't know. Like I want to like I'm a huge Christmas guy.

So like I believe super late just because we didn't grow up with a ton of money. So I was always very confused where all these presents were coming from. So it was like this actually is kind of logical. But my biggest thing is like we don't really have to lie. Like there are true stories and I'm sure we'll do a Christmas or a Santa based episode. Like it's kind of based on a true story. So I don't know why we do plenty of other things. Like, yeah, this was real. I don't know why this one we have to add this weird lie to it. I'm more concerned about the transition from like her believing in it to me being like, yeah, this is based on a true story. Like we leave the presence, but it's based on a real tradition. Like I don't know why that got so muddled in and all this. All right. What's good? That's good a good take. okay we good black friday black friday yes it is black friday at midnight tonight we've got all the macrodosa

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the experiment would work but the thing is if I was a dick I would just stop creating NFTs and not work on building the NFT yeah so that like because the expectation is that the value will go up

at some point so it would be robbery if I stopped making these i've sort of now i think yeah i think he'd be an idiot if you stopped i know so now i know he's making the argument that it's not even ethical for him to stop it's right dude i heard i heard him it's not it's not it would be like such a dick move like oh yeah like we're knocking this nptu project off the ground so for that's shit that's funny dog that is hilarious yeah i i was just fucking around like everyone says like oh i'm gonna just make an nfti and see what

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