Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: HoboCon and The Twitter Edit Button

Episode Date: April 7, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing, we talk about hobos hopping trains, the twitter edit button, and potentially donating Billy's brain to science. Also, a sneak peak of who's on next weeks show. Make sure to tune into Macrodosing, every Tuesday at 7am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. PFT, are you lagging right now? You need some juice. My body's lagging a little bit. You need some healthy in? Yeah, dude, no, I got stuff for you.

What do you have? I could tell from the second I walked in here, you were lagging. I'm lagging. I mean... I got you. I got you. I got you. I told Mad Dog, let's keep all this part of the show.

This would be the start because Cole is about to join, and so is Aaron. But I told Mad Dog, I'm at like 65%. Wait, let me get you. Postnola? Let me hook you up. Way better than I was yesterday. One second. Way better than I was the day before.

I feel like that's actually a pretty good number. 65's not bad. For being in Nola for four days? Yeah. The trick was last night I ate a full pizza. Is that a good? Yeah. It made my body just like focus on the task at hand, I think.

From where? And let my mind start to. Absorb some liquids, maybe. That's a good question, Big T. It was from a place called Something 13. It was on, it was a place I found on Seameless. It had like an abnormally high rating. And so then I looked at the other ratings for it also high. So I got a margarita pizza, then a margarita with jalapeno and roasted garlic. Ooh. That sounds good. Yeah. So I'm, I'm feeling much, much better today. It was, the traveling takes a lot out of me. Soto 13. That's a sign. That's a sign. I'm drafting one soda. Drafting one soda tonight.

I've got the first overall pick in my baseball draft. Yeah. The Seaman Express. I don't know how you do that. I don't. You just draft and then let it die. Yeah. So what happens is I guess I'll tell the story here.

We can use this because I don't think I've ever told the full story on part of my take. But I've been trying to get into fancy baseball for the last couple years, which is almost impossible to do because it requires so much work. And also, I don't really know that much about baseball. I follow it as a casual fan. But I've got a buddy who went to high school with a bunch of guys that were like obsessed with fantasy baseball. And I'm saying they had a league where it was like, not only did you draft minor league players on your team because it was a keeper system, you could draft high school prospects that just got drafted. That's sick.

You had a whole farm. You had a whole farm system and you kept your team year after year after year. These guys took it so seriously. Shut up. And they went to like a really, really smart high school. So they wanted, this is what they wanted to do with their lives was. Like they wanted to be moneyball. Get into money ball type stuff.

Yeah. Two of the guys that are in this league ended up becoming general managers of major league baseball teams. Uh-uh. Two people from the same like 12-person league. That you knew from high school? I don't know. I met this guy in college. I played rugby with him in college.

And it's his league that he's in. He did not become a general manager. But he's like the best manager in that fantasy baseball. league. So it's like a big feather in his cap when he does win because he's beating actual general managers at fancy baseball. So yeah, the draft is tonight 8 p.m. The Seamhead Express is coming back and I've got the first overall pick. So I'm starting to think about that right now. I think I got to go Juan Soto, considering I had a great pizza from Soto 13 last night. So that's where I'm at right now. Coley, welcome to the show. If you draft Otani, do you get him as a pitcher

and a hitter or just one? That's above my pay grade. I'm going to have to go to my consultant on this one. And so the guy that that has won all these leagues, he is my draft consultant, meaning he just drafts the team for me. I tell him who's available. And then he tells me,

this is like what he lives for. He loves doing this type of shit. So, yeah, I'll say this. If the Seamhead Express wins the entire league, I will donate. I'm trying to think what I should donate because here's the unfortunate thing is the leagues that I play and I just do it every year in a random league on ESPN. So it's just a bunch of people I don't know who all click the I don't have any friends button and they're all playing together in a league with each other competing against each other just for the love of the game. So I got to think of a good donation.

How about this? How about if I win, if my team, if the Seamhead Express wins, I will get a Seamhead Express. wrestle will get a baseball tattoo like a baseball with a conductor's hat on it um and then i'll also i'll donate you're gonna say what's the donation then i'll donate hobos trains i'll donate to to the hobo foundation yeah yeah the hobo train foundation yeah who ride trains is there is there like a foundation set up to assist people who ride the rails in terms of like any sort of medical emergency or anything like that a lot of them well the thing is what I've heard is a lot of people who try to jump on trains a lot of them like end up losing their legs yeah yeah it's like to buy prosthetic limbs for people who lose their lose appendages trying to get a free ride on a train actually hobo culture fascinates me I think it's going away I don't think they like to be called hobos though uh what's what's the word scamps uh what's the word where they move around like shepherds I think they're called

nomadic people they're yeah i think they're they're they're cool because it's not the same like if you run into a homeless person on the street of new york that's not that's not a hobo they're not in train life yeah they're not in the train game yeah i want to i want to donate to people that are about that train about that train life yeah dude hobos have like i remember reading a book about how hobos have their own language through etchings in markings that they put on the tracks or like different hobo villages it's probably extinct but like they had their whole own language about like this town like if you get off at like a train stop i guess they had like markings only they could discern and it was like bad town for hobos like like you know

they're they had like strict police that like didn't like the hobo villages setting up under the bridge okay so i'm now i'm thinking that we got to do an entire episode on hobos and hobo culture because i'm looking it up there's a national hobo convention it's held on the second weekend of August since 1900 in the town of Britt, Iowa, organized by the local chamber of commerce. They crown a hobo king and queen at the convention. Oh, hell

yeah. Many are skilled craftsmen, they're workers. They're just workers who travel to find work. Oh, hell yeah. There's a hobo parade. Okay, hobos. Book it Monday. Yeah. All right, I was going to ask about Skid Row. I don't think they're

those. Are those hobos? Because they're too sedentary. They set up. I like my, I like my hobo's moving. All right. So, free range. The reigning king and queen of the hobo convention, uh, the king is buzzman and then the queen is sully. Now, if you're asking who the goat hobo is, scoop shovel Scotty was elected king. Yeah. Seven times. And long looker Mike was elected queen 10 times. Mike is M.C. So, um, So then there were rules that were set up to avoid having the same individuals elected here after year. Kind of, it's like the FDR rule.

Yeah. They were getting too powerful. So they had to break it up. He's the mic-dunking and NCAA basketball. It's the Michael Jordan. He's the Michael Jordan of hobos. And due to the COVID pandemic, they did cancel the convention in 2020. Safety first.

Aaron, welcome back. How you doing, buddy? Good. Can you hear me? I hear you. Loud and clear. Beautiful. Yeah, I was having technical difficulties. What's heading?

Welcome back. Welcome you back. You missed the last episode. I know. That was a little bit of gaslighting. I just did. We're just talking about hobos because they got my fantasy baseball draft tonight, which everybody is on pins and needles about. And my team is called the Seamhead Express. I've got my conductor hat on right now. It's the Washington Nationals branded conductor hat, which I didn't even know that they made until last week.

but we're talking about what what I will do if my team wins fantasy baseball this year I really don't care about fantasy baseball or really about most regular season baseball so I check in on it like three times a year I came in second place last year so excuse me the guy that I have drafting for me does a really good job if I win I'm going to get a seamhead tattoo and I'm also going to make a donation to Billy suggested hobos who ride trains so I'm trying to look up a good foundation for people that might have maybe lost a limb trying to jump on a train or people that are transients that are going town to town looking for jobs. You know, old school

riding the rail stuff. I want to I want to give back to that community. I feel like you have to make fashion and whittle your own bindles and hand those out at random train stops across America. You don't think that they've evolved with the times when it comes to how they take their stuff wrong because I do like the bindle stick that's a good look but it's a great look I feel like they've got backpacks now I guess but it can also double as a weapon like a bendal can yeah it's true it's like a shalely and what do they call the the people that are security officials of the trains that kick them off I think they're called bulls I think that's yeah their job is to just like beat up people that try to get free rides so we're anti those guys we're pro pro riders yeah they're

like pit bosses at a casino. Yeah, I'm a rider. So if anybody has any suggestions, please let me know so I can go ahead and identify the right organizations. I just have one question about the league. Are the two guys who are GMs still in it? I don't know. I don't know much about their league.

And I don't want to get anybody in trouble just in case they're not allowed to. So that's not the league you're in. No, no, no, no. That was the predecessor to the league. Yes. Got it. I've already figured out who one of the GMs is. Okay.

I'm working on the other one. So, yeah, I don't want to get them in trouble. trouble. I truthfully don't know if the league is still going to this day. I know that it was active in the last several years. But yeah, I mean, that's got to be the best fantasy baseball league in the world, maybe in the history of the world. I would say so. Yeah. But again, my guy is he was not good enough to become a general manager. Maybe it's how does fantasy baseball work is like so many games. Like, what do you? So that's what makes it such a pain in the ass is you have to wake up every day and reset your lineup to make sure that the guys that you have playing

or playing in games on that day. So it's really more just about like the time commitment. So I don't do any of that. I don't adjust my lineup. I just I draft and then I'm a, I'm a players coach. I let the boys play. Is that a huge time commitment?

Because it's really just the pitching that you have to set on a daily basis unless someone gets hurt. Like you're, how long, how many hours a day you're on Twitter? Eight, nine. Me? No, not that much. anymore but I know what you're saying like if you wake up in the morning and you just set aside like five to ten minutes you should be good to go but then there's also you know since

you have so many players on your roster people get hurt and you want to pick other people up another guy gets hurt on a different team and a backup gets elevated then you want to pick that guy up on your team it's I think it's it's a lot more work than than we might think it is and again I wouldn't know because I really didn't do any of like the day-to-day managing stuff last year. So I'm just excited. I'm excited for baseball. Big T just sent me the names. I can confirm nor deny those names. Baseball season is starting Friday or tomorrow. Oh, we got to hit a game. Yeah. I'm trying to get to a game this weekend. I mean, not this way. I'm not to be. I'm so like as a crew as a crew. Graves Mets in New York, May 2nd through the 4th. That's my birthday.

I mean, I'm not going to, I don't care what baseball you're. When's your birthday? May 2nd? Oh, mine's the 4th. Oh my God. Okay. Coley, I got a little bit of bone to pick with you. Yeah.

Let's hear it. Before you got on, Billy was giving us a little taste about his gripes with you. I think they're legitimate. So, Colie. Why, I already know one of them won't be. So let's hear it. The fox? Yeah, I wasn't working.

Well, let's set. Okay. Let's set this up. Okay. Then my gripes, sir. Billy is upset because he thinks that Coley is rationing Billy's blogs and not not publishing Billy's blogs and so censoring there's yeah censorship there's a log jam do we need to get Elon Musk to buy a stake in the blog I would love that no no I just very good for my penstock I just I wrote a blog about a Fox who's attacking Democratic lawmakers on Capitol Hill and I was talking about how you know most of the news directed towards foxes fox news is very you know right and far right and maybe radicalizing the foxes and how we need to get more left wing news for foxes besides

fox news because they're not doing well for the foxes psyches causing them to attack democrats invade the capital multiple foxes your concern is is for the fox they're getting radicalized yeah i think that it's more about the news that's being distributed to us like Fox News is from what you're telling me, from what, all the Foxes, all the news that I've heard regarding Foxes recently has been right leaning. Yeah. So I think just people need to get more Fox News that appeals to, to the left. So it's like maybe some, some PETA press releases where they're talking about how foxes are actually the most intelligent animals that stop killing them for their fur. I think we need to do fair and balance Fox News. But also when Foxes look for news, they see,

they look at all the, they look at all the programs, CNN, MSNBC, you know, and then they see Fox News and they're like, oh, what's news for me a Fox? And they see Fox News and they just been consuming Tucker Carlson all day. So that's really the problem. So Coley, yeah, it sounds like Bill has got a pretty airtight case against you here. I'd love to, I'd love to hear your side of this. I just like, do you care about the radicalization of Foxes to do be right-wing extremists? yeah i i'm pushing for that uh this blog was submitted at 840 p m my shift ends at 5 p m so well i had nothing to do with it going up or not all right so billy apologizes for working harder than you coley right people think i just people think i leave the office and i just go do weird stuff with my night no i sit and i blog no i do totally normal stuff like write blogs about foxes being too radicalized by Tucker Carl's Now let me tell you about the wolves listening to

Wolf Blitzer, total lips total lips. When wolves look for news, they end up... That's why Aryan can beat their asses. Yeah, because they're lips. Hey, yo, I'm lost, man. What's the other gripe? Yeah, so Billy said that there were like lots

and lots of blogs that you were holding in. What about the video of the tennis kids slapping each other and then me saying that Will Smith is terrible example. You not only were two hours late to the video, you also stole the entire headline from one that was already published on our own website. I'm taking Coley side in this one.

Seems like Coley wins round two. Did you not see that blog? It was tweeted by the main account four times. Yeah, because Hobbes wrote it. I do a lot of, I do. Okay, okay, that one, that one was another one. Billy also went like I love

I can love I don't always love I can love Billy's tenacity when the Will Smith slap happened it was already blocked three times and then I look in the back end and he was starting up his own

it's like we've got this one Bill I again appreciate the tenacity this one's covered hey if I'm checking if I'm checking that means I'm not blogging someone might beat me to it so yeah it typically will happen Yo, I'm about the loop on it. Collie, you like the blog gatekeeper of Barstall?

I'm the editor-in-chief, yeah. Oh, I didn't even know that. Okay. Aaron, do you want a blog? Yeah, the spice-up blog gatekeeper. Wait, Colie. Okay, what about Kim Jong-un dropping a new missile, like, in a mixtape? I don't know what the question is.

I think it's bad. Dude, Kim Jong-un dropped like the whole. hardest missile mixtape ever. It was like him and his generals like viving out to like music with a missile in the background. It was the funniest thing ever. Sounds like you're pretty pro North Korea. I'm not, but it's hilarious to see Kim Jong-un who's a literal joke like trying to act hard as fuck with his generals in front of this gigantic missile, which is just like compensating for so much. Man, I mean, he, it's not how acting hard. He's like a literal dictator. Like he's living hard. He's pretty rough, man.

But you guys see you guys see this video It's like literally He's killing relatives He's doing everything He's like he bout that shit actually man Okay what about what about the one where There's a hilarious video Of these dudes who are fighting dogs

And then what I'm hearing Is you need to step your blogging game of Is what I'm hearing But these are hilarious stories There's a karmic justice You didn't hear a word I said Yeah Aaron do you want to blog

is that just you just type of article you know what it is essentially you do whatever a longer tweet just like a longer tweet and I just go to calling and I submit it yes yes and he'll get it up immediately right yeah right one yeah I got some I got some shit to say yeah it's perfect for people his shit to say

no I got some shit to say man Billy's also like because I do read these like I genuinely do I care And Billy just never Rread and he never will reread his own writing He just smashes submit

And there it is And all of its glory I can't edit I did so much editing in school I just I just can't You got to edit it out Yeah You got burnt out

You got to understand I'm academically burnt to shit I like my brain is not the same That it was when I was 18 That we feel And it's become my problem somehow. I was talking to Big T

about this earlier. If there's anybody who's ever had to donate their brain to science, it has to be you. Me? Yes, you. I think PFT should get his brain.

No, you're like, there's some days where it's just like money and then there's other days where it's just like, Billy doesn't even think. I've seen your brain works so well.

And then I've also seen it to the precise inverse. That's called the range, bro. exactly which is why we need it looked at yeah it's it's it's the homer simpson crayon episode like it's some days it's hitting some days he sneezes and it slides it down a little bit like it's it teeters hey man there's so many simpsons episodes like you can just drop a bf t know what i was saying the crayon yeah yeah i knew that one hey cool you liked this shirt i just got this one for the master's lead corvallo's putting challenge has the master started now with scoring pencil

Someone made that game Oh you can actually play Lee Carvella's putting challenge I don't know if you can play it I know you can buy it I don't know if it actually plays but they made like the Nintendo They should make it I would for sure play it

Wait a second Master starts tomorrow Or today if you're listening to this podcast I have till tonight to submit the bat right Yeah okay good Yeah you better hurry up and do that though Yeah so Billy This is an example of Billy's

working at like firing on all cylinders like he's got some days billy wakes up and he takes the limitless drug and some days billy wakes up and just snorts airplane glue and so this this was the limitless drug billy there's no in between no look man he create he created a system of needlessly complicated bets throughout the NCAA tournament that was guaranteed in his mind to turn a profit we all had her doubts we stake billy with two thousand dollars to bet on it which he did and we ended up winning a total of $50 over the course of the tournament, betting on almost every game and in all these weird fucked up ways. It's actually remarkable that he turned a profit on it, considering his explanation of what he was looking to put together. So

we're having him take that money and then put it on Max to make the cut. Is that right, Billy? Yes. Okay, Max Homer to make the cut at the master's. So it starts tomorrow, today if you're listening. So yes, Bill, you have a limited amount of time to get those bets in. Yeah. That's also, since we're talking about Billy's blogging, that's when I appreciate Bill when he just has some weird idea, not like him reacting to something that he sees out in the world. That's usually not as good. But when his brain is just free range just out there doing whatever the fuck, that's what I'm like, yeah, this grammatically needs to be cleaned up. But I love, I love what I'm reading here when he's just like, hey, check out this guy getting shot in the head from point blank range.

I'm like, maybe we don't need this one. Okay, no, it wasn't him getting shot. He was him getting caught and spinning around as like a helicopter. I don't know that that made your point better. But it's hilarious. It was karma. Listen, there's a lot of hilarious things that happen that we simply cannot publish. That's just how it is.

Just if you see me not putting out enough blogs, it's because. I'm too deep in the web. I'm going to put out blogs because you're blogging. I got you, Doug. Isn't that a good problem to have, though? Coley, wouldn't you rather have somebody that's upset at you for blogging too much and you limiting his free speech as opposed to somebody that just doesn't blog at all? For sure.

Yeah, Bill is what I've categories as a good problem. No, Coley, I really appreciate what you do and more I use this time to bring up the funny blogs that can't be seen by the world like the radical right fox again i wasn't the the gatekeeper to that one you know qualms with someone else there i went to two and oh so max homa almost hit a hole in one i know that's why i freaked out i thought it didn't put it in in time no but this is no yeah yeah so he's playing the par three course or i don't know what happened like a practice or i don't know if it's a par three tournament or whatever it is so i don't have to on wed so i'm not late right you're not late yet thank God you're not late yet but you're almost late so I have to deposit this the odds I don't know shit

about odds what are the odds tiger makes the cut like it is we can probably look that up hang on I'll tell you right now yeah it's it's probably not great I was reading something about him and about that he's the only reason why I watch golf yeah yeah I mean I think a lot of people feel the same way like tournaments when tigers involved there's nothing like I bet him I bet him at plus 5,000 to win I'm looking to make the cut I read something about him the other day that was saying the test is going to be having to walk that far of a distance over the course of two to four days

and it's going to be tough on his on his ankle I don't I don't see make the cut but top 40 finish is about just making the cut right no I don't know there's 92 players so it's it's how well it's not a it's not a set number it's if you make the cut or not

no but the cut is dependent on how people are playing oh anyway I think half the I thought it makes a cut but I thought you're right you're a top a top 40 finish he's minus 240 hmm so what does that mean in like say I bet a hundred dollars what am I getting back if you make if you if you bet 240 you'd win a hundred so if you bet a hundred you'd make like 40 I'm straight I'm not doing that I know there's like a great debate about like the greatest athlete of all time but I think what

arian just said kind of makes me really feel like tigers the greatest because I don't think there's anybody who ever in sports who's made people watch a sport like tiger has with golf like people watch basketball even if jordan and lebron didn't play but like i mean nobody watched golf before tiger woods really that's globally black people for sure yeah yeah globally people were not watching basketball before jordan yeah i was i was going to make that okay i was going to make the argument jordan jordan globalized the game that's why to me like when you talk about the greatest like cultural impact ever. I would say

Jordan because globally he did something for the sport that I haven't seen in my lifetime for another sport. But Tiger did something very similar to golf in general. He opened the window for

other people than white people to play golf. Well, at least it looked like it anyways. Of course they play, but like it's just, I didn't, I didn't grow watching. No golf. Tiger baby watched golf. And it was fun, too.

Like, it was fun to watch. Yeah, and he's so dominant. He made it exciting. Like, I would tune in occasionally when I was a kid to watch some of the majors and, you know, really just on Sunday at some of the major tournaments. But then I remember when, when Tiger came out and played Augusta, he was just like so electric to watch that he made me want to watch golf. He made me want to go pick up a golf club and go to the driving range for a little bit. So, yeah, he's, he's fun to watch. I really hope that he does make the cut.

I'm skeptical. It just he just has, I'm definitely skeptical, but he just has that. it factor where it's like, like, you'll see him like his early clips where it's like people just thousands, a hundred people, hundreds of people on the golf course just following him to every hole. Like that's just not a lot of people have that prowess, even though you win a lot of tournaments. Like he's just, he just got that it like something about him. My favorite, my favorite people that would watch Tiger on the course would be the like

43 year old guys wearing their tucked in polo shirts and khaki shorts with a belt and the external cell phone holster on it. And Tiger would hit a shot that went like barely into the rough. And then you'd see this just parade of grown men sprinting towards the ball trying to get close. Like the slowest, I would love to see a combine with those guys. Just see who can get closest to Tiger's ball first. Just these dudes like running over each other in the most uncoordinated fashion possible, trying to get close to it. Yeah, people, everybody loves Tiger.

I don't think Tiger really had that many haters. I don't think that there was like, he wasn't really a love him or hate him guy. he was not until until the incident yeah his haters consisted mostly of people that lived in the same house as him it was always like the rivalries coming up where it was you know Phil Mickelson or for a while David Duval was going to be the guy or Sergio Garcia there were a lot of people that Vijay sing there were a lot of people saying that there was going to be a rivalry but nobody really took the side of the players that were playing against tiger it was just that we hope that this person can be good enough to make Tiger play better

and continue to be great. His rivalries were the courses. Like there was a video game mode where you could Tiger proof the course. And it was like a cannonball is going to get shot at you. Like it was like that's a thing. That's unique, right? There was NBA 2K. There was Madden or whatever.

You know what I'm saying? Like Tiger Woods Golf was that's the name of the game. Like he was the face of the sport. That's insane. It's kind of related, but unrelated. We should, like, lobby to, like, either kick out or kill the guy on every course that screams, getting the hole after the shot. It's so fucking annoying, though. But that's where the ball's supposed to go, Eric, and you understand.

Bro, kick that dude. Or kick him or kick him out. Either one of him going to, it's like, fuck that guy. Every course, every shot. It's annoying. I do that when I'm playing pool. You said getting the hole? Yeah.

I'm like literally like I don't know when it gets late and like playing pool late night and just like couple few I'm just like I get agro I saw this question yesterday I wish I could give credit but I can't remember who said it um who do you think has more fans tiger woods or every team at least in American sports that has tigers as a mascot so Detroit Auburn LSU who up Clemson. Clemson. I think you'd really have to

distinguish like what a Tiger Woods fan is. Like the foreplay guys are Tiger Woods fans. They follow his every shot no matter what he's doing. They know like every practice round, whatever. Then there's people who are like, I don't watch golf,

but I will turn on the masters on the weekend because Tigers. Like I don't consider those people Tiger Woods fans. All right, well, I think we have to be pretty fucking strict. Like, you have to watch 162 Detroit Tigers games. Like, what's... I think the rule should be, do you own a piece of merchandise? Okay.

Any piece of merchandise. And it could be a hat. It could be a video game. I'm going to count that, like, as a Tiger Woods fan, if you're, if you own the video game. Okay. And then likewise, when it comes to the other teams. I don't know, man, unless you're outright, like, I don't, I hate Tiger Woods. I don't fuck with Tiger Woods.

You're a Tiger Woods fan. If you like golf, then you're a Tiger Woods fan. Like that, like, yeah, because he, like, I don't know, he's one of those, those athletes, as rare athletes that kind of transcend the sport. So unless you're outright, like, I don't fuck with Tiger. If you like golf, you're a Tiger Woods fan. Yeah. The Venn diagram is a circle of golf fans and Tiger Woods fans.

Like everyone. I thought you were, I thought you were explaining the shape of a Venn diagram. And I was just like, for it. Yeah, no, but like that's I got you. I understood what you're saying, that's my fault. Yeah, I think it's just because what he's done

has been so uncomparable to like pretty much mostly every other golfer that's ever played. I want to be honest, when he got into his stuff, that was like for me as like, I don't know how old I was, but it was the first example of like, yo,

this guy's like, this guy's got multiple. We were like 10. I know. It was like you could have multiple like, you like polyamory was that was my first introduction to polyamory as a 10 year old I was like what he's grooming you billy yeah that was that was a wild wild year or so for tiger woods like all the text messages that came out I believe if I remember correctly tiger woods broke a longstanding

record of consecutive days being on the cover of the New York post and the record he broke was of course, 9-11. That's what his cheating scandal knocked off the top of the mountain. I will never understand people's obsession with like what shit do, what people, what the shit people do in sports, like off the field. Like, I never understood it. I could not care less who Tiger's fucking. I could not care less who anybody's doing anything.

Even if somebody get arrested, I really don't care. I just don't care about that shit. I tend to agree with that unless there's some. somebody that is very public about, you know, something that's completely the opposite. If they're very public and they're saying like, hey, what you need to, I'm starting the coalition for faithful marriages and it's me, Tiger Woods. And then all the texts come out where he's like, you know, banging Perkins waitresses and. But I assume, I assume people, just because I've kind of been in it a little bit, I assume

people are like that anyway. So like it doesn't, like nothing surprising. I assume if you, I'm, I'm almost certain Tim Tebow has murder. somebody. I'm almost certain, like, like, it's just like when you portray that much, like, when you're doing, and sure, he could be the most perfect human being this ever lived. I don't give a shit either way. But, like, I just assume people are doing got mad skeletons in the climate. That's just how, that's just because I just know too much, I've seen too much. Like, and so PR is like, it's a part of the schick. It's for, it's for brand deals.

It's for, you know what I'm saying? And, and it's just a show. So, like, I don't even carry the way. But, like, the obsession of it, like, ruined. Like, he, it derailed his career to the point where it's like, he was going to be the greatest golfer of all time. And that shit derailed just because people were so interested in who he was thinking of dicking, like that derailed his legacy for being one of the greatest athletes to ever walk to planet Earth just because people were obsessed with who he was fucking. Like, that's just weird to me. I agree a little bit.

I also think that the way that it blew up, I think his relationship with his family probably had a significant part in his career getting to. rail because it was his family that found out before everybody else did. And remember his wife chased him down with a with a golf club and like broke the shit out of his car. I think that he had a very tough time coming back from that just on a person. But imagine, but imagine he had he was able to handle all of that in the privacy of his own home.

Sure. You're going to have issues and fights with your domestic problems with you, with your people. But like imagine you don't have the entire world judging you and what you're doing. It changes your life It absolutely changes your life It's made it so remarkable That LeBron James has remained faithful To one woman over the course of his career

Just it's pretty crazy to think No it is Like it's No Colt was putting that air quotes Honestly Tiger Woods need to do better with the NDA Legal work That's where LeBron

Really keeps things tight Airtight Yeah he's got a great lawyer Yeah He's got somebody on retainer that's just in his bedroom at all times. I mean, one of the great now deleted Nick Wright tweets was from, like, way back when he was like at like, you know, like a Cavs party or a LeBron birthday party. And he was just like, one thing about the king, he loves Asian women. And it's just like, what a what a one?

Just tweet out. Did you see his take from last week about LeBron? I can only imagine. So LeBron won the Razzie for worst actor for Space Jam. And Nick Wright said that was evidence that LeBron is the greatest player of all time because only would we care about someone winning that if it was LeBron. And like nobody else would that matter or something? It's got to be tiring.

Being in the like we're in the sports take business, but like not on that level. I think we have a, at least I like to think. we have a little bit more understanding of what we're doing since we're coming at it from mostly a fan perspective, but truly having to go on TV, even Horlovsky today, said that the biggest concern in the NFL was the Patriots not having an offensive coordinator. I can't imagine that to be the case, that that's the biggest, a coach is literally suing a team because they told him to lose games intentionally. The Brown starting quarterback, they do not know if he's going to be able to play.

like these these are things that to me are more concerning than Josh McDaniels no longer being the signal caller in New England to me yeah I I tend to agree with that I mean although who is gonna you got some said you got some Dan O energy for I mean well no it's just he was the most like people talk about the LeBron shit all the time like it's I've become so numb to it Orlovsky's kind of new in the game so when he's throwing takes out like I don't they don't taste the same as when Skip like skip today the thumbnail for first take was her undisputed was him literally choking like this like LeBron didn't even play and he's still giving it as all wearing

wearing his shoes because he can't lose like that's that's something I'll always like just be like yes this is supposed to happen when someone new enters the mix like when Kendrick Perkins first started talking people were like what the fuck's going on here because it's just a new voice yeah Dan O is he's he's got some takes and he always delivers him with such emotion that I always think he's in the middle of crying about something. So he he will cry about Carson Wentz. I found myself in a deadly arrangement of Carson Winst supporters this year. It's me, Dan Orlovsky, Emmanuel Lacho, and Colin Coward. Oh, that's a big four right there. Just brilliant football minds, all four of us. So I think that

when it comes to LeBron, everybody, like, it's funny to watch him do LeBron things. and not live up to certain expectations. I do give him credit, though. I was joking about the whole infidelity thing. It's remarkable that a guy that was 17 years old, 16, I think, on the cover of Sports Illustrated, has gone on to have what you could make an argument to be the greatest basketball career of all time. Not saying that he is, I'm saying you can make the argument that he did that. And he hasn't really had too many scandals.

Recently, the China stuff when he was talking about Daryl and he put his foot in his mouth like several times on that. Like, that was an issue for him. But overall, he's been regarded as being like a pretty wholesome, like good person to root for, even though he is ridiculous and very corny at times. That's crazy to think that like somebody that was set up for that type of failure, it ended up not really failing. He came into the league off of, I mean, something I still haven't recovered from scarred. Those tissues will not heal.

Remember when he had all those throwback jerseys? Disgraceful. He's driving an escalate. Where did he get that money, PFT? These are the questions people don't ask. Yeah. By the way, is it legal to just give a high school kid money? It should be right.

Like, there's no NCAA. Not if you wanted to play in the NCAA, but I don't know if you went straight to the NBA. Yeah, you could declare yourself as being like a future professional as a sophomore in high school. I guess you're still an amateur though. So like, I don't know. Yeah, you violate your high school. I mean this was still technically before the NIL but I know part of the reason

in the high school rules for that because I had a kid in my high school who went to he was playing on the he was playing on the high school team and he was playing for the Red Bulls but he maintained his he maintained his amateur ship by not taking any money and then he just said like his senior year fuck it I'm going to get paid because he decided he wasn't going to college, so he didn't play for the high school team anymore and just got paid by the Red Bulls. Do you guys, do you guys know the Wilk Chamberlain story from when he was in high school?

No. He, when he was 16, I can't remember the name he played under, but he was 16, already one of the best basketball players on the planet, obviously. So some semi-pro team paid him out in western Pennsylvania to come play while he was still in high school so he did it under a different name got paid so he could maintain his amateur status so he couldn't so he didn't fuck up going to kansas and he was just given these poor guys hell like just very much averaging like 40 and 20 is 16 year old against other pros getting paid but couldn't do it under his own name because it was the past people were stupid they didn't uh

have any way of checking that i love that i love that i think best yeah i don't know if the nt is going to do over the course the next couple of years because it's obvious that they don't know how to regulate anything. You know, all just go away. Yeah. I mean, they kind of have to because they were asking Congress to help them out last week to be like figure out how we're supposed to enforce our arcane rules because we can't figure out.

And now it's state by state. Like some states, so now, I don't know about before, but now there are several states where high school kids can earn NIL money because I know one of them is California. where the five-star quarterback that committed to Tennessee is who is possibly getting an $8 million contract, and I think like a hundred grand of it was immediate, like right away.

I can't imagine being so upset about a kid making money. That shit is weird to be, though. It is very strange. I mean, it definitely changes coaching dynamics. I don't think there's anybody like really that's upset about that, though. No, but that's why coaches. Like, so for example, if you're like, let's say you're a D3, like you're going d3 but still you're able to in your time in high school build up a brand that's

probably bigger than the brand of the d3 school you're going to like and you're making more in nil money than the d3 coaches that's going to cause i don't think that's going to happen dude trust me is someone who's like it could but i don't really see i want to hear what i want to hear bill i want to hear boole someone who's like what i had a there's all right so yeah so when when billy played in college there was you know Billy was Billy football and he had been on part of my take for a little bit and so he gets on campus

and there were probably certain coaches that didn't like the fact that Billy came there and people knew who he was I'm not I'm not talking shit about anybody like all the coaches at the college I went to are honestly I'm all good with them now but it was definitely weird in the start because one it was when like people

were getting to know me for the first time personally and by the time the four years was over it was like definitely clean like I'm cool with all my coaches we had it really like I have nothing bad to say by any of them but there was definitely weird tension that definitely could be exacerbate like dynamics

sure but that's it that's a it's an ego problem for coaches like that exists regardless of the money situation Billy's just saying he would have cleaned up he would have cleaned up that's an IL no no no no that's an example on any like on every NBA team on every almost every NFL roster

or like 15, 20, 30 guys make way more money than the coach. Like, and you're still a certain amount of respect you have for the sport more than the coach itself, right? So it's like there's still a hierarchy and we know how to. And but there's players who talk shit, talk back to coaches and there's always those one-offs. But I just don't see it as being an issue because of the money. You know what I mean?

Like I never thought a coach in the NFL who attempted to yell at me. I was like, bitch, I make more money than you better stop. Like that was never, never crossed my mind one time. Like, not once. But that's a personality flaw, not just like you're going. But like in college, like the dynamics, I mean, I could imagine the dynamics of like your time of Tennessee versus the NFL were way different between coaches and players. Yeah, that's because they didn't understand. Well, I think I think in general coaches have power issues, right?

100%. And so if anything, it'll help the coaching landscape. out because it'll sit some of that ego to fuck down because the majority of cats that got into it with the coaches when I was at Tennessee was just like we was just some like you know some inner city kids with some rough upbringings that that got into it with coaches because they used to just talk down to kids without understanding how to reach them you know what I'm saying like there's a difference between like guidance and supervision and rather than just flexing authority and like we knew that like and so a lot of the spews that I got into it was

just like, you try to disrespect me, dog, and I'm not going for it. And, like, it's just like ego shit. But, like, if I'm making more money, that might make him more upset, but that might sit him down. Or that might bring other people in the field. Like, for instance, I remember when Dobbo Sweeney was talking about, if kids start making money, he's going to bow out. I doubt it because he's making so much, right? He's just giving lip service.

But cool, get the fuck out. Like, you can tack and tell how you coach your team just by here you said that stupid shit. Yeah. But some coaches entirely base their whole coaching philosophy off. of like, I am the boss, you are expendable, I'm, we, them motherfuckers out. It's also, I disagree entirely. It's going to do the opposite because now you have these companies essentially like the one that's involved with Tennessee who's giving money to all these kids. And if a coach is being an asshole to a kid that they've paid a lot of money to that is now

going to want to transfer, they're going to put a stop to that real quick. So the only thing I was saying, yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. It's changed the dynamic. Be a big T get a long way. more than we don't. No, on this, like you and I agree a thousand percent. No, but I agree, like, the dynamic is like coaches are going to get capped for that type of behavior before, but I'm just saying it's good. What I was arguing before was it's going to change the dynamic, which I think we're all agreeing on.

I don't think we're arguing. No, I think you implied it was going to be a negative. Right. I might have, I might have misinterpreted you. Yeah, I think it's going to be much better for players because now they, the schools and the, the the coaches have a financial incentive to keep them there. Yeah, I agree. I think that like if you're a coach that would have a problem with a kid that gets paid,

then you probably won't find yourself coaching in NCAA football for much longer unless you figure out a way to adapt. And you're sure as hell not going to get players that you want who are going to get paid elsewhere by people who want them there. Yeah. I think the only people that are that are ants, besides those types of coaches, the only people that are against the kids getting paid would be people that just love

their teams, college football. love their college and they're uncomfortable with change that might make it more difficult for them to keep the same players on campus for like three or four years and get to go see them play year over year like in their uniform but again that's a them problem that's not really i think basketball's changed that a lot too though it has it has i understand like wanting your team to be good and enjoying going to games and rooting for guys and like following their careers as they come up through your college i get that like that that's fun to do but at the same time like you should not be keeping people poor you know if if a kid can make money then I don't think

that at that point you got to say well you know what I sure would love to see him play for my team every weekend but at the same time that's not really my business decision to take money it's also capped regardless like you at max are only going to get four years like that's a college problem no matter if they're there one year or four yeah that's true um also just remembered with Tiger Woods, do you guys remember who's now? The ESPN bracket that they did back in like 2007. They hit like a 32 team or a 64 or 32 person bracket of which athlete was the most now, which is maybe one of the all-time ESPN segments that they stretched out over the course of the entire summer when they had nothing to talk about.

And it was painful. It was extremely painful to pay attention to. And he beat, I think he beat Kobe in the finals for who the most now athlete was. remember they did one like that called tidal town USA and it went to valdausta Georgia and people lost their shit I do remember that I remember I stopped at a sunny's barbecue in valdosta one time and they had title town USA t-shirts and I was like hell yeah I'm buying that yeah what is that even what did like what do they mean it was like I don't I don't remember what the criteria were or anything but it was just like

the the cities in America that are that are up for title town and because of Valdosta state which had won however many D2 titles in a row in Valdosta high school they ended up winning. I think it was down to like them in Detroit, maybe. Like, yeah, but so Valda won and people were like, this is ridiculous. I kind of respect. It's a tiny town in the middle of nowhere

that just has a powerhouse high school and D2 football program. Yo, total gear switch, but you're a Red Sox fan, right? I was thinking about this the other day. What is the significance of red socks like to the like mascot wise is there any like story behind it i believe it's just like that was the color stockings they wore like for the original uniform like they i don't think

there's it's much deeper than that like there's the white socks there were the black socks uh coley isn't there a story that they used to wear white socks but then one of the wives of the players was washing the socks and they accidentally got a red cardigan in there so then all the turned red it's certainly possible that sounds like a big 19 or 1890s type story yeah that's that's that's what I've heard it's one of those things where it's like we're don't have washing machines in 1890 or something like that it's such it's such a dumb name I don't even like care to look into it that's that's what it was because I was thinking I was like it's such a bad name like and there's another team with other socks

that's so so bad but it's so bad but it's so bad and so so baseball that it's just and it's it's got an x like it's not even you don't even spell socks correctly like everything about it's so bad that it's great like i i'll always it's great like the hat with the two pair like the pair of socks on it as opposed to the b very strong uh our our mascots are left field wall it's not even the socks because you do a humanized sock uh which is fire i went um this was like right after i think it's 2015 or 16, I went up. My sister graduated from some school.

She got her master's, and she was graduating from some school in Vermont. And so we took a family trip, and we all went to, it's called Fenway, right? Yeah. Yeah, so we all went to Fenway, and I got seats, like, right on the first baseline. And one of the ball boys recognized me, and he's like, do you want to walk the field afterwards? And I was like, yeah, sure. And my stepdad's like a super, like, Chicago White Sox fan.

Like, he loves baseball. Like, he'll doves to sit there and tell you strategy and shit while you done. And I'm like, I'm just trying to drink a beer, dog. But like afterwards, they let us walk the field. Now, that was like one of the dopest sporting moments because I, you know, Finway, like, you know the big green monster way, but like I'd never watch baseball. But it was a dope moment for me and the fan because we got to walk the field. That was dope.

Yeah, it's, it's my favorite place, honestly. Like, I just have so many core memories tied to that place. Sounds like we're doing a Sox game and a live show in Boston, maybe. Could be fun. Yeah. I'm down. But this is a lot of lip service over here, man. I'm trying to travel.

Like, we got to set up some dates, man. I know. We have a connection at a bar in Boston called Hurricanes. We had a connection with the thunder. Yeah, that's, yeah. Right, right now. Coley will never be over that. Right now I'm circling, I'm circling the second weekend of August on my calendar, though, for the hobo convention in Britt, Iowa.

Hell yes. We go to a Cubs minor league game out there. So the only times they have canceled was World War I, World War II, and COVID. So as long as we just have to hold out, we got to hold out for another six months. This is the 12th and the 13th? I believe so. All right. So what we need to do is we just take that whole week.

We make it macro dosing on the road week. The Braves are at Fenway, the 9th and 10th. And then we hit the road to Iowa for the hobo convention. We should jump a train. Is there a train that you that goes there? I would try to hitchhike. trains to California that'd be so cool you'd get your legs chopped it's dangerous but someone has to do it not you it's very true it's very true all right anything else we want rationalization anything else

we want to get into today oh i apologize to corn farmers okay noted um okay uh i'm just advocating for us to pay mad dog her her dues for in the tournament like nobody nobody coming through congratulations mad dog snaps she won the bracket so we have to buy mad dog alcohol you are 21 i am i'm 22 22 so uh what would you like who came in last uh pf t i don't know oh i thought ft and myself were tied well ah i had i had a great first two rounds not to pat myself on the back it was the 99th percentile and then um then the tournament just blew up in my face You guys were both VFLs, right?

You guys both had the Valls and the... Yeah, that was to win. That was dumb of me. Very dumb in retrospect, yeah. I actually, I ended up in the 96 percentile. That's pretty good. That makes me so angry. It's just so stupid.

And it happens every time. Like, no matter who you're in a group with, it's always the person who's like, I just really, I like the peacocks. I thought that was fun, so I picked them to go to the elite age. I, I explained it on Tuesday's show. I just, I picked. like a blue-blooded bracket. And Kansas happened to, like I picked Kansas to win.

Smart. Nailed it. So what do you want? Crown Royal Apple is my drink of choice. It's not a bad choice. You miss it on the show on Monday. We were talking about how Aryan like got denied or whatever when he tried to order it. They've never seen,

they've never seen him order Crown Apple. It's only wine. So they shut his card down. Fraud protection got on you? Yeah, fraud protection. All right. I need a pick of all the box. after we send them I will I will order you your bottles today okay thank you guys

hope you enjoy it don't drink it all in one place no anything else oh it'll kill you yeah I can't handle that um do we have voicemails or anything we did those on Tuesday those Tuesday okay yeah get on get on get on you did voicemails Tuesday and still couldn't crack two hours bill okay look we had guys in the front end who had to get going so we had to do the info first It was an info-heavy episode. Yeah. I learned a lot.

Some people were complaining. They felt like they were listening to a class. Man, bro, I don't care of the buck. But plastics is just like, it's not juicy, fam. So we should have pushed back on that. We should have thrown some other ideas out there. So why don't when I text the fucking group, why didn't someone say something? On Saturday, texting about stuff.

I said we should have thrown some other ideas out there. It's like, this was not an attack on you. Calm down. Sorry. Calm down. Calm down, player. I'm passionate. I said I needed Wild Bill this episode.

There it is. Yeah. Well, okay. Well, you're right. I definitely ignored several texts on that group chat. I'm not going to lie. But when you suggested plastics, I looked at the text and I was like, oh, hell no. But I was just doing something.

I forgot to hit you back. And after, and I was like, shit. And then I'm listening. I'm like. Plastic. Anyway. Chief also had a lot of good background on it. Yeah.

I think it was very informative. Chief had done a bit on plastics before. I'm not saying it wasn't informative. I'm just saying it was interesting. Plastic. The real intellectually curious found it interesting. Sorry if the banter is what you come for. But we had some at the end if you get through.

I was like there was no banter. There was banter at the end. We talked about fucking our clones. You did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So wait.

I saw that. I saw that clip that meme go, go similar. viral? What is the conversation? So basically, so we were talking we had a we had a would you rather regarding not we got one we got one about would you rather fight

someone with a bat, fight your own clone with a bat or a knife and the clone gets whatever you don't choose so then there was a similar type would you rather I've heard which is would you rather have a fight to the death with your clone that's not what you said. This is the correct

would you rather now that I've reviewed it. Basically, you'd have to murder your clone or have consensual sex with your clone. What he said first was your exact clone is of you is standing in front of you. Do you rather have sex with it or kill it? To which the obvious answer is kill it. He's like, well, they find out. You've never actually killed anybody or anything in your life. So I really doubt you could bring yourself to kill your clone. I've never had sex with a man either. I'd rather keep that as well. So you're saying, so I mean, everyone looks at the question. They're like, oh, kill the clone.

But like, you know, like, have you ever killed a person looking in the eye and killed them with your bare hands? I don't think so. My big question is like, could you sound like a cycle right now? To be fair to Billy, I have made myself come. Well, yeah, exactly. So like, the idea of masturbation is so out there that like you would kill someone with your bare hands. It's not masturbation. So could I, if I, if I tried to kill my own clone, would my clone fight back?

Is there possibly that I would die? Yes, that's the whole. So it's like, get into a fight. to the death with your clone one of you dies or have sex both of you go on to enjoy the rest of your life

without I mean with a big exception of the memory that you'd always have of having sex with your clone and you guys just think it's so easy to just kill someone

who looks exactly like you standing in front of you with your bare ass hands I'm in a room and those are my options probably the easiest choice I've ever made as a year I think I could kill myself

I don't think you guys I would beat the shit out of myself you guys couldn't kill yourself I just it was it was So are you saying you would fuck yourself? No, no, I'm saying I would have to kill myself, but I'm just saying it's not. It would be hard.

You just spent minutes railing against the eye. Do you think you could look them in the eye and kill him, Billy? Look, I mean. Yeah, war mode. I'm a different breed, huh? Yeah, I'm built different. I just know one of me would walk out there, walk out of there. This is a phenomenal segue. That is a fact.

This is a phenomenal segue to next week's episode. We're doing a survival episode. We're going to have two guests coming on. from USA's mud, sweat, and beards. They're coming on. It's going to be a good show. Talk survival? Yeah, Donnie, Dustin, Ray Livingston.

They're talking survival in, like, various climates. Yeah, so what they do is they visit extreme and remote locations to test their wit and wilderness ingenuity. Okay. Hey, white. What do you think? Not a chance. Nope. Time out.

They're not white? One is, one isn't. What's the other one? What's the? isn't one's white one's black okay look at that okay all right i'm excited donnie dust and ray livingston coming on the coming on the show next week is it like naked and afraid um not exactly sure i'm gonna watch somewhat worried it's like naked afraid but they got clothes on i'm gonna send you guys the link to the trailer for the show and then uh they're gonna come on next week i love it let's do it

I used to, oh, shit, he's about to wrap up. Okay, cool. That's all good. I mean, it was, it's not a, it's not a banger to end the show. It was just to, you know, continuing on. And now it's just awkward, so. Well, I mean, we would be remiss with this couldn't have been covered on Tuesday. It can today.

Aryan, rest in peace to the Lakers. Their season's officially over. Hate to see it. Yeah. I'm still not able to talk about it, actually. No. Nah. And so I just asked for respect at this time.

I appreciate you. You won't be getting it here. Fuck the land. Yo, I took an issue with something you tweeted. You said, Lake of fans and Duke fans are synonymous. You got to explain. Oh, no, that's absolutely true. They're the same people.

Listen, Aaron, they like the Cowboys and the Yankees. They're getting ready for Yankees open. That makes sense. Cowboys Yankees make sense. Duke and the Lake, I don't get that. I think, I think, as Arians from the West Coast tech, kind of Western, more of the United States, he comes across more real Lakers fans where all the Lakers fans we've encountered. That's not true, actually.

That's the opposite. You would think that, but that's not true. What do you mean that there's more? There's obviously more Laker fans on the West Coast. No, there are more people on the East Coast. The Lakers, they're not like, I hate to say it. There's not that many in L.A. They just aren't.

I don't know about that. What? I don't, I think you're crazy thing. I think that was probably the worst. The Lakers have more fans outside their city than end. That's just facts. Well, I mean, you're talking about numbers, but let's talk about like proportionately. You feel me?

Yeah. That's the hub. That's L. I don't know if they're Duke fans, though, because like the Lakers, when they became, when they became the Lakers, when they became like the must watch event, it was a completely different style of basketball than from what Duke was playing. Like Duke, Duke is like, like Grant Hill. you feel me like that's and that's the error

I'm talking about like the Grant Hill with the Cardigan sweater type like you know what I'm saying like if you like the Lakers it's like showtime or it's Kobe it's more flashy like Duke is not that like Kobe loves Duke or loved he loved he loved coach Kek you're not wrong about that

yeah you're not wrong about that but that doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about the style of playing the style of fan that likes both programs sure you're gonna have some one-off route I would not say like Cowboys and Yankees that makes I understand what you're doing with the Duke

and the they're all similar like I get what you're saying with style of play that I mean right now I would much rather prefer Duke they at least make the postseason

I see it's crazy can you mute maybe but like it's the same it's the same type of like frontrunner mentality where it's like oh I can only root for the team

with the history like yeah your style of play argument I understand however that's what I'm talking that's of course you're going to have people that just root

for people because they win in, right? You know what I was with us, you know, during this much parking days. So it's like... Don't act like he was the only one on the team. I'm just saying. I was there for those days. Serious question.

Do you count the 2020 title in air quotes? Of course. Oh, brother. What is you talking about? Oh, brother. What's that? Listen, this is why. This is why.

It's because I played a professional sport. And this was told to me by Gary Kubiak. like he was brilliant at this it doesn't matter what's happening outside it doesn't matter what rule changes there are it doesn't none of that shit matters we have to adapt and we have to win and it's our job to adapt to those rules because everybody's following the same rules every team had the same opportunity to win that shit they did not true not true how how is the sons went undefeated in the bubble didn't even make the playoffs what they won All eight games they played in the bubble,

and then they were still denied entrance to the playoffs. But what was their record overall? For sure, yeah, I get it. I don't feel bad for the Sons. However, you just said everyone in that circumstance had the same shot. They did not. They did because the record overall. It didn't start in the bubble, right?

I get that, but they shouldn't have been allowed in the bubble then if they truly had no shot. Irrelevant. They didn't do what they needed to do to make the postseason. Everybody had the same opportunity, whether it was previous to the bubble or in the bubble. It was a season that everybody agreed. We're going to start the season.

A big worldwide event. There was a wildcat strike that LeBron James noted strike buster busted and forced them all to play. That actually happened. Chouche. Chet. But the season went on. And when the season goes on, we are locked in and we have to do what we got to do to win

and the Lakers did it that year. It just shows LeBron's leadership. They've been calling him LeMickey. They should be calling him LeBezos, the way he busted that worker strike. I mean, my biggest point, Aaron, like the other three years LeBron has been there. They missed the playoffs. They were eliminated in the first round, and then they missed the playoffs. Those were three real basketball seasons.

That, to me, is more shows what kind of team that they actually are, as opposed to them winning, like, the Orlando Invitational AAU tournament. Sure. They were not a very good team, but they were the best team in the league at that moment because they did what they had to do to win. And you're not going to say and talk to me about a 37-year-old man is averaging 30 against the best basketball players in the world that he's not wanted to stop it. LeBron's great. I have no qualms with him as an individual player. My beef firmly lies with the Los Angeles Lakers. Yeah, but you can slowly start to do a LeBron attack. And I just had to push back a little bit.

Sure, I mean, I'm a Laker fan. I'm a Laker fan. So when he came to the Lakers, I was like, hell yeah. But, you know, it hasn't, of course, you know, it hasn't panned out, yeah. Has it panned out, like, but I'm taking this. I'm taking this shit. This is something you need to blog about. Yeah, defend your king.

Please do it. It would be defending the Lakers. We need like a Nick Wright type guy at this company. We need somebody that's, I tried to do it, Aaron. I tried to become a LeBronstan just to prevent. that that counterbalance here because everybody hates them I couldn't make myself do it there was just the evidence kept mounting up over and over again it just ridiculous stuff that he was doing and I just couldn't defend it I couldn't

even Twitter listen you're talking the number one Carson Wentz supporter in the world I couldn't convince myself but you're trying to tell me LeBron's more corny than Carson Wins I think that I think it might be possible yeah that's crazy. Yeah. No, well, maybe I'm a little bit insane. Do you remember the, the Taco Tuesday era we went through? I do. Still in it, by the way. The real pandemic. Yeah. I do remember that. Yeah. I remember that. Didn't he try to trademark it, didn't he? I believe he did. Yeah. I'm pretty sure he did. Hang on. Let me look that up. I'm pretty sure he did. Okay, that's hard to defend, but that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is he's great at basketball.

agree undeniably you know me agreed you remember when he sat at the very end of his bench and was just like staring at all in the big chair yeah in the big chair and just looking at all his teammates like I am going to trade the fuck out of it

this is this is funny LeBron James did try to trademark Taco Tuesday and the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office told him he couldn't do it because that was commonly used in everyday speech so they told him to go fuck himself you remember when LeBron on his birth

put up Instagram stories and it was just everybody wishing a happy birthday and it was literally like 200 stories that he had reposted just to people like tweeting or uh sending the the king crown emoji to him that was remember when he was about to pass whatever scoring market was and he posted an Instagram to himself from his former self congratulating his former self no no no coming his future self yeah yes and then made that into a commercial yeah that's that's that's that's that's fire as Fuck. I don't push you back on that one. Like what you mean?

That was some of the greatest shit in the world. Imagine Little Big Tea writing a Big Big Tea about like, yo, you're living out your dream. That's fucking fire, bro. Big Big Tee. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. Dear future Big Big Big T, I'm proud of everything that you've accomplished. I just wish that you wouldn't deny your roots as a Georgia football fan.

Please come home. We miss you. Come home. And then you just fucking Casey Anthony. what what does that even mean you're gonna kill a little big tea he travels back in time to kill baby

no only if it was my clone in billy's scenario all right billy would you rather kill an infant version of yourself or have sex with a hundred year old version of yourself punt that baby

better question you wouldn't fuck the old bill Oh my God Because I don't know that bill He's probably been through some shit He might be in incredible shape If you live to be 100 You might be the strongest man alive

True No way Billy makes 200 Not a chance You make a bet Yeah I mean I'll be dead but for sure He won't be able to pay that off When I die I'll come collect All right yeah Aryan if you're

I'll write it in my will I write it in my will What do you want to bet If you're still alive and Billy makes it to a hundred. I'm not, I'm not making a hundred, so I'm not. I'm just saying, if it happens, you're buying him a car. I can't, I'll probably have people to drive.

Arian's grandchildren having to find a 100-year-old William Cotter is the funniest thing I can possibly imagine. That's a movie. They're like, we owe this hundred-year-old $40,000. He's somewhere out there. God, where the hell that be? Well, you can't get a car for $40,000. You'd still be on, you'd still be on TikTok. You just see you still be on TikTok so, man.

There's one last thing I wanted to cover, actually. I just remember the tweet, the tweet edit button. We're going to be editing our tweets now. Oh, yeah. No, they didn't do that. They did that. They're working on it. I hate it.

Elon must fuck it. You see, he already fucking shit up. That's dumb. Because what's going to happen is like, you know how people have like threads of people arguing, which is why people are on Twitter? Like, people are going to go back and, like, shit and now you know what I'm saying like this dumb should give you 30 seconds from the time a tweet is posted to edit it it at least has to say that it's been edited or then it's fine

edit history like you can't like Google Doc so I I really I like to edit history I has edit history I'm okay with that I hate the reason I hate this because I shoot from the hip with my tweets and I have big thumbs so it caused a lot of typos so now I'm going to have to start editing my tweets because I can't just be like oh like my diddley thumb thumbs just typed weird things. And Billy's, you fucking Ned Flanders, your dittily thumbs.

I got showed thumbs. I don't try to get them not in pictures because they're not the best looking thumbs. And Billy's all edited out too. Dude, I wish you guys saw me in my academic prime. I was a killer. I think I did.

I think I did. So many A minuses. Very serious. I did. I got so many A minuses. is all right so all i can picture is people are going to post like oh look at this puppy and it's going to get 100 000 retweets and then they're going to edit it and it's going to be a picture of like hitler fucking mother teresa and it's like why did 100 000 people edit this or

retweet this like that's and it'll show up unlike other people's timelines as oh this person just retweeted the the johnny sends soldier meme thing and then people be like no when i retweeted it it was just like I'm going to donate $50,000 to somebody who retweets this and follows me. Right. It's going to be right for exploitation. I just got to figure out how to exploit it properly. Do you superfollow anybody?

I don't know what that is. What's a super follow? It's like so, I'm thinking about like Patreon for Twitter. It's like if people who are contact creators on Twitter, like you can just kind of donate to them. So it's like it's like a Patreon. So when you super follow somebody, you like subscribe to them for like, on five dollars or whatever.

I've seen like certain people's bios have a button on there that I'm not totally familiar. I'm scared to click it because I don't know what it means. This is superfollow. That's a super follow. Okay. And it makes you have to pay. You could post things that only go to the super followers, I believe.

Like so it wouldn't get your normal timeline. It's just like anything else. It's just like the people subscribing to you. If you got one percent of your followers to give you a dollar a month. Yeah. You'd be making an extra 95. $500 a month. Oh, shit.

That seems pretty, that's nice. I don't want to do that, though. I feel like that's, it's asking for trouble. Because then that 1% of people that pay you, like you're getting a dollar from them. And then if you don't, if they are a fan of teams that you're not a fan of, and I'm like roasting, I don't know, the Cowboys. And now all of my Cowboys super followers are like,

what the fuck, man? like you you fell off then they get to complain and then i owe them something because they're my customers that to me seems like a big pain in the ass not worth it you might sell your account again might have to sell it back to trobalins yeah that's not worth a hundred thousand dollars a year to you no i don't want no i don't want to deal with people like being yeah you're too rich that means you got money you're too rich those people are already giving you those problems like that means you got money you're way too rich what's our new problems I mean think about it

yeah T in a building I'm thinking about it why don't you guys do it then once you guys start 9000 because if I got one percent of my followers to give me $1 a month I'd make $40 so it's not worth it for me listen that's still $40 Big T that's passive income it's true it's more profitable than Billy Shee

I would be I'd be too like if I had PFT's audience I wouldn't I wouldn't give a shit I would do it I would feel embarrassed to like put that in my my profile though I agree with that you know I'll be embarrassed like what if all your followers fuck I can you a dollar I know they do not I also know they do not

also it sounds like a nightmare during tax season yeah dude I'm dealing with that right now fucking dweeb shut up everybody hear that shit man talking about taxes on a super follow for Twitter man kill that well billy's dealing with it right now can i vent about new york state taxes while we're on while we're on taxis i did my taxes the other day got my federal refund $2,300 awesome

oh new york state 21 that's tough these people are out of control state income tax shouldn't exist we no income tax should exist but so you had to pay extra after taxation is theft huh big t fax well no i got $200 but that was instead of 2,300. Why didn't New York, but didn't New York already take out from your W-2? Yeah. And then they asked for more? Yeah.

That'll happen. Oh, what the fuck? Yeah. This place is hell on earth. Dude, I, I fucked around. All for the privilege of living in a 100 square foot rat-infested apartment. Bro, big team. Thank you, Bill de Blasio and who's the new guy, Eric Adams.

Bro, just live in, live in Jersey. It's so much better. They have state taxes there, too, though. I know, but like, just as, as, a place, it's better. There's more bars per capita in Hoboken. That's Billy's barometer of how good a place is. It's also

nice. Bars per capita. You know that thing about New York? I'm always complaining about the lacking of bars. And just like the foods great. It's like, dude, I got this sick Billy, it's the same food. It's a quarter mile away. Right. Certainly worse. Dude, the food is better because me

and Ben Mintz went out to get Cuban skirt steak and it was literally 20 bucks for like a six steak with rice and beans. That sounds pretty good, but you, I'm sure you can also find a Cuban restaurant. Well, yeah, maybe in like Midtown Manhattan, but go out to like Queens or Brooklyn. I'm sure that they've got some good Cuban places. Bro, a Korean barbecue place you took to me when I was there when we all met up.

Yeah. So I've had subsequently, I've had Korean barbecue and nothing has, I've been searching for that. Ktown, bro. That was some of the best shit I've had. And I haven't yet to duplicate that. That was good. That was delicious. K-Town is it one of the goat neighborhoods in Manhattan?

What was that place called? So in case I come back, I'm going, and I'll write it down. I've been to like three different restaurants up in Korea Town, and they're all good. They're all like that. So if you just go to. No, my fan, what's the one we went to? I got it. I remember it had a, I know exactly the one it is.

Oh, it's in our thread, though. It should be an art threat. Or no. It was the one that I found after the first one didn't work out. This, you found it, Billy. It was Antoya. Yeah, Antoya. Gotcha.

Antoya Korean barbecue. No, that was the one we first went to. It was it? Because then I found the one across it. It was, um, I got, I got it. This is bad podcasting. Awful. Um, I'm apologizing to the corn farmers because big corn is in a corporate entity.

It has to do with the Department of Agriculture, uh, supplementing corn farmers income. And it's not the, it's subsidies. It's not the, it's subsidies. It's not the farmers fault. They're just making a living I'm really interested Now to hear what Billy said about big corn Yeah basically you're shitting on big corn Remember we were like oh like corn is big corn's happening

Because they're trying to you know Corn's wonderful I'm happy that people grow corn But yeah there are subsidies for it Oh yeah it is Antoya It is Antoia The first one we went to was Chongro Chongro yeah

All right All right. Well, that does it for nanodosing. We'll see you guys next week. And again, next week, we're going to have survival experts Donnie Dustin and Ray Livingston on. That'll be interesting. So if there's anything you want us to talk about with them, let us know. Hit us up. And we'll see you guys then. No more taxes. Love you guys. I'm