Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Hot Girl Walk

Episode Date: October 11, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing, the crew is back to talk another BIG Tennessee win over LSU and plenty of more fun stuff that happened over the weekend. Also, Billy almost popped a nut. All of this and much more on today's show. Enjoy! Make sure to tune into MACRODOSING, every Thursday ar 12am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. Let's just get it. Let's just get into it right now. Are we already recording? Yeah. Okay, cool. Aaron, welcome. Big T. was doing a Hot Girl Walk photo shoot with us earlier today. It was lovely. I think we're... I might see you on my Hot Girl Walk today, Big T. Yeah, I saw Colleen, who was taking the pictures. I saw her on my walk yesterday. I might go on one tonight.

You're going to do Hot Girl Walk? Yeah. I think I'm going to do maybe a hot girl jog slash walk today because my ribs are finally starting to get healed from Billy throwing a football into them. So I think I can now breathe hard. I blame Nike. With relative comfort and ease. So probably maybe do some of that.

When Teddy Roosevelt developed a forward pass, he never thought we'd be using the balls we are today. They just had old leather pigskin balls that were soft. Yeah. They never thought they'd have such a weapon like the Nike vapor strike. They could never have envisioned that. the technology, making it easier for balls to do damage than it was back when they had balls.

Back in Teddy Roosevelt's day, it took 30 minutes to get a new football and then throw that second pass. Now, with all the jugs machines and things like that, you can fire off 15, 20 footballs a minute. The Founding Fathers could have never envisioned something like that. Yeah, I mean, should we ban the forward pass because too many people are getting hurt? Think about how many people have gotten hurt because of the forward pass. Yeah. Is it more dangerous than football was back then?

I think it is. Is your hair tucked in your shirt? Are you talking me? Yeah. I don't know. I just put a shirt on its possibility. Oh, yeah, it is talked in a little bit. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it was just looking really weird on this angle. There we go. You're going to be one cool ass old guy. I'll tell you that. Why is that? I don't know. I could just envision it. You're going to be like 70. It's going to be cool as fuck. It's just going to be a hippie. Exactly. They're cool as shit. Yeah, old hippies are cool. They're very cool. Are you going to try to be like Loki Hermit vibes? What do you mean?

Like give off some Gandalf type wizard stuff? Are you asking if I'm not going to have any friends when I'm older? Don't know. I think I'm going to have friends. What's going to be your old guy aesthetic? I'm good at making friends. I think my old guy aesthetic is very similar to my current guy aesthetic. Okay.

I feel like this plays as an old guy. Yeah. The hat. the hair, the tie-dye shirt, the shorts. That plays as an old dude. Yeah. And you're going to care less, too. They're going to care less.

As you age, your apathy grows, and it's amazing. Yeah. It's kind of a nice treat that you get as you get older. There's fewer things that bother you. When you're young, it's like everything bothers. That's why kids are like all at the protests and riots and stuff. And you get old and it's just like, uh, I could, there's good things. TV on.

That's what my mom be saying. My give a shit is broke. Yep. Big T. Congratulations on the University of Tennessee. Going down to Baton Rouge. That was huge. Just walked in their house, made a sandwich,

left a mess on the counter, sat down on the couch, so we'll leave them we're good and ready. You were the cat in the hat. Yeah. Yeah, it's nice. You were favorite by three points, right? One by 23.

It was an ass kicking, too. Or 27, 40 to 13? It was a butt. It wasn't that close either. We kicked five field goals, missed one of them. The game was never in question from the very first play of the game, basically. It was awesome. Yeah.

What are your thoughts on the allegations that Josh Heppel is using electro beams to cause turnovers? I think if he is and isn't getting caught, then we should keep doing that. And if not, then great, that's good, too. Is that the Jewish space lasers? No, no, no. The LSU fan, the LSU fans were saying that they might have some sort of electromagnetic beam like Havana syndrome that they hit. They fumbled the opening kickoff right in front of our bench and they said we sent out some sort of EMP that disrupted the guy's brain wiring and made him fumble the ball. I like that.

I did some deeper digging and turns out the University of Tennessee has been getting major funding from the Department of Defense and just something to look into. but I just think it's hilarious that they've gone to those lengths to justify their loss. Yeah. I mean, that's the beauty of college message boards. It's ground zero for some of the best freshest takes out there. Biggest game in 24 years, maybe this week. Who do you got? Bama.

Oh, this is Bama Week? Actually, we got to get ready. This is Bama Week, guys. We're all involved. Give me a we want Bama. Listen, we play who's in front of us. Do you want Bama? They're the next game, yeah.

Say it. I don't, listen, we play the teams we play. I don't think you want them. There's no wanting them or not wanting them. We play them every year. We are playing them this week. I want to win the game. I'm asking you, do you want Bama?

Yes. We should be. I want Bama. That doesn't mean anything. Bill, Bill, you're ruining it. Say it. No, that doesn't mean anything. It's dumb.

Bama isn't Bama. That's way too much respect to Bama. Does Bama want Tennis C? Yeah, they're coming to the number six ranked team in the country on the road. Like, yeah, there's no wanting Bama. play them every year. But you also want to play them. I want to beat them. You want to play them. You want Bama. We do

play them. I want to beat them. You want Bama. Sure. I say it. I want Bama. I already said it. You sound scared, though. No. It's the exact opposite. You sound scared, bro. No. Can we put a pull out there? Your terminology is stupid. Madeline, can we put on the macrodosing Twitter account? You're talking shit against every fucking squad.

I just said. I just said they are coming on the road to the number. I would love me. six team in the country. At the end of the game, I would love at the end of the game we had more points to that they had. No, no, no. First of all, first of all,

far be it from you to be lecturing me about Tennessee football. Secondly, I just said they're coming on the road. Wait, time out. Tom, I don't let you get away with that one, because of them. Tell me out.

No, no, I think I, I played there, dude. I played there. It's a long time ago. Get that shit about, stop that shit, man. What is you talking about? Are you going to, did you watch a game Saturday? Did you watch? Don't let.

These message boys, no, I didn't. Don't let these message boys get in your fucking head, Big T. Big T just unironically pulled the like, I pay your salary. Oh, wait, no. You weren't even, no, we didn't even pay your salary. Far be it from me to let you lecture me about Tennessee football. Boy, you got some nerve. You just said, you didn't watch the game Saturday.

Are you going to watch this week? The fuck that got to do what you sound of soft because you scared of Bama. I don't know how more clearly I could make it. I said the, I went further than he did. I will let the macrodosia decide. Somebody clip all the Big T shit talking against other teams and then clip what he just said and watched the juxtap. Yeah, yeah, let's let's let people on the internet decide.

That's who knows. I'm with Big T on this one. Bama wants Tennessee. They are the next game. We play every game with the same intensity. Billy, you are insane. Alabama has whooped the dog show. it out of Tennessee for how many

years in a row? Big T. 2006? 2016. Guess who has the game winning touchdown against the last time the Tennessee Voluntary beat the Alabama? I mean, when the touchdowns are scored is really I want you to guess, really irrelevant

to the outcome of the game. Exactly. Exactly. I want somebody look it up and tell me who it is. Look that shit up. I don't know who it could be. Look that shit up. It's probably Montario-Hartisan. It ain't. Far be it from you, Harriet Foster,

to lecture Big T on how to beat Alabama. Oh, fuck. It's probably Eric Ainge. Tennessee wants Georgia. Tennessee wants Georgia, but Bama wants Tennessee. New landscape. If I can direct you guys to the screen,

trailing for 56 plus minutes, Valls up in Bama on the late Foster touchdown. Ari and Foster dove into the end zone with 328 left, completing a rally. gave number seven Tennessee 16, 13, 15. Oh, wow. 34 yorks on 11 carries, though.

Hey, I can't dictate how much times the motherfuckers gave me the ball. But when they did, I did something with it. You smell? I also think that it's interesting that when you took the lead, Big T, you like this,

the time left on the clock was 3.28. I just think that's interesting. No, that's cute. Yeah, that's good. You'll appreciate that. That's nuts. That is wild, isn't it? Is that the Atlantic shit. Yeah. New England.

That shit's like so, like, that legitimately does not faze me at all anymore, because it's such an overused joke that like, I don't care anymore. It did happen, though. Yeah, it sucked. Yeah. But to wrap this whole conversation, I, yeah, I want to... Never played.

Fuck out of here. Played in high school. It's only one level below. I mean, if you really think about it, anyway. I've thought about it. Anyway. Tennessee has a really good chance to beat Alabama

I hope they do it I yes I want to play them more this year than in years past like we're a really fucking good football team I think we can beat them Am I fucking or has his demeanor changed Is this what I said the whole time dude But I just think the whole

We want Bama shit is a dumb Like it's just stupid It doesn't make any sense I just want to hear you sound a little So a little hesitant No you weren't listening I was listening I listened to you strata about Tennessee

this entire podcast. Like what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say like Tennessee's going to beat the living shit out of Alabama? And then when. That's what you said about Florida. Because we were infinitely better than Florida. We are not infinitely better than Alabama. So you concede the point that you're scared.

No, see, no, no. This is, I mean, this, if this is not democratic politics in a nutshell, Alabama is a very good football team. This is Republican politics. No. You're lying. No, no. Why?

How? Because I said, you sound scared. I said your demeanor is definitely different than the rest of that I've ever heard you talk about Tennessee. Those two things are not the same. It's different because Alabama is really good. Can't reason. Can't reason with unreasonable people. I feel you.

You're right, Biggie. Both of these teams are very good. Florida was not good. That is why I was very confident that we were going to beat them handily, which we should have and then gave it back at the end. Alabama's like we can win the game we have a very good chance they're also very good and they're favored okay

what like what are you what are you hearing different than what I'm saying you cannot reason with unreasonable people I'm perfectly reasonable and I've and I'm chosen to walk away from this

I guess you're extrapolating that me saying Alabama's really good is like scared which it's just not. So as long as you refuse to concede that those two things can be different then I guess

we just can't have a conversation but yep answer one final question complete this sentence I want Bama

there we go Big T wants Bama officially I still don't necessarily believe that he wants Bama so that's what I'm saying Dude I literally I opened this

by saying this is the biggest Tennessee football game in a quarter of a century. We'll put a poll out. You just said you just said, it's just the next team we play.

Well, that was in response to saying, like, do you want Bama? Like, it doesn't matter if you play them every year, whether you want to or not. Bet. Bad don't know what to say. I'm very excited for the game. I am.

I want Bama. I'm going to watch this one. I'm going to watch this one. Speaking on behalf of Vol, We want Bama I'll say with my chest I want Bama There you go

I bought a cigar Big T do you want a cigar Yeah I think I think I do have to have one ready for Saturday Yeah you should I'll get you a cigar But it feels like kind of bad juju But also like You have to be prepared You have to have one right

This is the first year I need to have one on the ready So what's the tradition Which is not what someone who was scared would say What's the truth? One on the ready. What's the tradition that's behind that? Cared would say. What?

Yes. What would you say differently than that? Then to have one ready for Tennessee wins. At the end of the game, this just getting lit. Sure. You see the difference? You feel the difference? I see Big T yelling at 100, 300, 400 college kids screaming at them,

talking about what's going to beat the shit out of Florida. And Obama come to town. Just in case, We have more points at the end of the game than they do. I will have a cigar at the video. I don't see how you don't see that those things are different. Have my pinky up and I will have my Bick lighter. It's shocking to me.

I didn't think you were this intentionally dishonest. Shut up. Okay, we'll figure it out. We'll further this discussion on Wednesday and get to the bottom. This is like cereal. We're going to do our own cereal. except it's just trying to figure out whether or not Big T wants Bama

still up in the air I don't give a fiddler's fuck what you or your little minions decide I do have minions I've got minions I'll give you that Yeah when I give a shit what your little crew on Twitter thinks I'll let you know

Okay Billy how was your weekend It's good Solid weekend Shot a bunch of birds Oh, that was Thursday Friday I It's it's fun

Why did you shoot birds I was I went pheasant They're talking shit Yeah I went I went pheasant on thing It's honestly Pulled up on a flock

Yeah pulled up on the flock Pop pop No but Videos coming out Barswells Shout out to the guys At Markover Game Preserve Awesome time

It's gonna be an awesome video Very cool I'll leave it at that A lot of birds were shot A drone was almost shot But no people were shot You didn't Dick Cheney anybody? Yeah so good good stuff

Aaron how was your weekend How was my weekend I think it was good All right It was just regular I did a lot of sleeping I just I really chilled like a month I chilled in the bed man

Played a lot of Valorant I did not I did not get to Diamond Brow was one game from Diamond We was up 12 to 5, and I was on one game from Beard Diamond, and we smoked it. Sorry to hear that. So how close are you now?

I'm probably like five games back now. I'll say four, four games. Four solid games. And I had 22 kills that game, so it wasn't my fault, man. My squad was fucking up. All right. Well, best of luck to you on that. Are you going to get there by Wednesday?

We're going to get there by Wednesday. Shout out to Swerve. He's a macrodosian. Shout out to swerve. All right. He's my guy play on their way. Mad Dog, how are you? I was good until yesterday.

What happened? Oh, the Browns? Yeah. It's tough. I was talking to another Browns fan in the office, Zupy, and I think I got to give up. Just give up on the Browns? Not the Browns. You can't give up with the Browns.

What's the season? This is like, this is minor stuff compared to what Browns fans have been through. I know, but it's hard. What happened? We lost yesterday in like a very winnable game, in a very unfunded. fashion the thing i've decided is um this this season wasn't supposed to be our season anyway yep um and uh if i keep going at this trajectory i'm going to do like i just i i can't live like this so i'm going to do drugs no but i it's just so sad that every single game we're two

and three now and all five games have been winnable and then we just lose it um but i i I'm also out on Cade York. I was so in on Cade York. I'm so out now. That and at least the Guardians are good. Yeah, that's nice. You have the playoffs right now? Yeah.

So at least I have the Guardians, but the Browns just ruined my Sunday. It was sad, yeah. But also condolences to you as well. Oh, thank you. Yeah, Carson Wentz. Yeah. He managed to throw three interceptions and only have one of them picked off in the last three plays. It was incredible, incredible into the game stuff from my boy.

Carson. I don't really care. I'm numb right now. I think I'm just got to go numb. Yeah, I'm numb. When's Watson coming back? Week 13. Yeah. Oh, week 13. Why don't think it's week six? Today he's allowed to like go back to the facility. Oh, really?

And be in meetings. Oh. But, um. Put the tarp down. He's not allowed in the training room. No. Well, I think there's like stipulations with that. I don't know what they are, but.

He has to have all of his massage work done, I think, by men. And also like, don't they have to be like a sign in him? Team certify men. He's only allowed to go to the Russian baths where just a gigantic fat Russian dude beats you with a towel. Yeah, beats you with one of those branches, one of those scratchy branches. It's not a good sign. It's just not a good sign if your team writes in your contract

that like only men are allowed to give you massages. Oh, well, you weren't joking. That's a real thing. I think it is. Yeah. What if I really? Go ahead, Billy. Billy is your time to sign.

Give us a Russian. Massaging Deshaun rocks. Yeah, I'll be Deshawn. You be the Russian guy, okay? Okay. Hey, can my hamstring hurts? No, don't talk. Lay down.

Okay, towel off? No, no. We're doing, we're doing Russian massage. Okay. Lay down. All right, towel off. Don't move. Okay, on my back?

Here we go. All right. That's good, too hard, too good. All right, that was good, Billy. That was a good impression. But one of my really good family friends is on that kind of team on the Browns. So I hope he doesn't get subjected to that. Yeah.

Hope he doesn't fall victim. So, yeah, he's back. What else happened this weekend? Oh, yeah, we blew up that bridge in Russia. Or somebody blew up that bridge in Russia. I'm very, I actually was talking with chaps. I wanted to get him together because shit's popping off. So the Kerch Bridge is the bridge that connects Russia with Crimea.

Yeah. And it's probably the most, you can make the argument, it's the most important bridge in the world. And for all you knew people talking about the Kerch Bridge, I'm kind of a Kirch Bridge hipster. I've been knowing about the Kerch Bridge because one of the YouTube pages that I like to watch for flight simulation stuff, they've been trying to figure out ways to subvert the Russian surface-to-air missile threat and destroy the Kerch Bridge. it's probably the most protected bridge in the entire world Okay, give me a rundown

because I have no clue what the Kirk's Bridge is Okay, the Kerch Bridge is this massive bridge It connects Russia to the Crimean Peninsula So the Crimean Peninsula is what Russia took over Back in 2014 during the Olympics You remember when Putin had like all the world's journalists In Sochi and then he just, while they were all basically held hostage

in his own country. He then took over Crimea from Ukraine. So the Crimean Peninsula is now controlled by Russia, but the only way that they have to resupply it and stock it with things like fuel, ammunition, any sort of supplies, food, building materials, you name it. The only way that they have to resupply it is this one bridge that goes across the Black Sea into Russia.

Without that, they have no way to reach that piece of land. and Crimea has all sorts of like shipping ports and things like that that are very important to Russia in terms of their commerce and their ability to fund their own war machine. So this bridge is actually a big deal. There was an explosion on it. Yeah, I just sent the video. So the thing is, I got caught up with Nord Stream.

We don't know who, like, Russia could be doing this to justify further action in Ukraine. We don't know, like, we don't know if this was, like, sneaky the U.S. like now Russia's bombing Kiev like yeah what would be US's incentive to bomb a Russian bridge but not take responsibility for it because we're not directly involved in the conflict and it would help Ukrainian forces by cutting off Russian support so it would help Ukraine yeah but the thing is they only blew up half the bridge I'm looking at it it's like they only it's like when only this the southbound side of a highway is closed yeah so they still can use it like so it's it's almost it's almost like if you wanted to make a scene but not

actually do as much damage that would hurt you but be like oh look we just got punched in the face like in justify further action now there's tons of missile strikes in Kiev in residential areas like there's there's some wild videos of like ukrainians on like ticot live that were just like walking around just doing their thing just being young people like every young person should be entitled to and just a missile just hits right behind them and they're like oh my god yeah like it's wild stuff but so it doesn't i i've heard some people say that the explosion on this bridge could be a false flag i think chaps brought that up yesterday but i also think i don't know if it would be a false flag because it is like utterly crippling to their ability

to do anything but right but they only blew up one side of the bridge so they they can still use the bridge. Yeah, so if you look at the pictures I sent it to you, there's one half of, which would make sense if it was a false flag, because then they can still use half the bridge. The damage area is only on one side of the bridge. And it's the bridge,

oh, it's the, yeah, it's the area going into Crimea. Or wait, let me see. Yeah. I don't know, there's so much swirling thing, like Zelensky is a war criminal, was trending on Twitter, which is just obvious Russian bots this morning. And it's the only thing disguising from all the,

blasts that the missiles that hit Ukraine there's just so much misinformation and I'd like to apologize real quick I got a little mixed up in that when talking about Nord Stream but Nord Stream rack Nordstrom rack

yeah great shoes terrible oil but it's it's wild I mean it's a lot of history rolling out in real time damn that explosion

Well, that's... It's awesome. Yeah. What? The bridge explosion is awesome. Everybody should watch it. Well, it's just, you're watching people die. Am I?

I don't see anybody that's all in the place where the bridge explodes. Well, the trucks, they think... Oh, that's the truck? Okay. But the thing is, if you watch the truck, and Chaps was explaining to me, the explosion went downward so that the truck wouldn't explode until there's a secondary explosion upward because of the rebound effect. It's just like, The explosion went down.

That's why the truck's still there, but the truck could have been holding the explosives. Gotcha. But yeah. It's wild stuff. If Putin drops a tactical nuke, Loki might be working remote for a while. Okay.

Is that chill? Permission to work remotely granted. Thank you. In the event of nuclear war. I'm going to go, like, that's, but like I'm going to get out of Dodge a little, like, my, like, anxiety. level on, that's probably a little higher.

Billy is, he's doing an all-time Billy move here where the world is on the brink of nuclear catastrophe and Billy is thinking about how he can use it to miss work. No, I'm, I got to go tend to some things, you know, help stock up some stuff, you know. What are you talking about? I got a place. Okay. You have a nuclear bunker? Not a nuclear bunker.

Are we allowed to come? Well, actually, no, I'm probably safer in Houston. Yeah, well, then no, Bill, you can't miswork. unless you allow us to go to nuclear shelter. No, but I have like, I got the invite. I can't bring more. Like, if you got a billiesless guy feeding you a nuclear bunker, bro, is that what this is it?

No, I just like, I got a bunker guy? I, he got a bunker guy. That's exactly what this is this is. I got a guy. Are you just, are you talking about your farm? No, it's with a barn on it? That's in the blast radius. So we got to, we got to get deeper.

So how deep is the blast radius? because I was thinking about building a nuclear bumper. Well, so originally there was a place in northwest Massachusetts. It's called the, it's a museum that a bunch of rich people put all their art because at that time it was out of the blast radius of New York and Boston.

It's called the Clark Museum. It's right by a really great D3 college football team. And so they put. put all their art there but now the blast radius are big enough that all that art isn't even safe anymore so realistically you'd have to probably get great lakes area probably would be the best place because there's huge fresh water sources so what about depth how deep do you have to go to be safe from a nuclear bomb well in that point i think a valley would be the best i read this book when i was little called z for zachariah and it was basically a story about if

war broke out and surviving it and a valley that wouldn't get all the nuclear winds it would sort of cover you so the side of a mountain side of a valley would be a perfect place and you don't even have to build an actual bunker if you're outside of the blast radius just a self-sufficient abode you know it would be tricky to maintain solar panels um wind wind energy would probably be the best. Like a basement. Yeah. Well, so actually in the New York just released a nuclear survival video.

I blogged it a couple weeks ago. And basically, so if a nuclear bomb hit, you're just supposed to stay inside if you're within the blast radius because all the nuclear material is outside. If you start moving, you're going to get in contact with it. So you're just supposed to stay in place. And just that's when you take the plastic and the duct tape and you seal up windows doors things like that make sure you can still breathe yeah yeah i mean basically if there's a nuclear blast in new york we're probably dead yes probably definitely dead

maybe all i'm built different so my plan is if one goes off tactical nuke that's probably give me enough time before it really escalates to just get the hell out of you mine is to kidnap billy and then make him take me to his bunker i love that plan Yeah, I'll let you guys come, too. No, but I don't, I can't bring plus ones. Like, I'll get disinvited if I bring too many plus ones. I have a house on the Lake Erie. We have a water source there.

Oh, that's kind of nice. Yeah. Okay, now we've got multiple options. Fuck you, Billy. And we've been in the Midwest. So we could, I don't know if we can survive a nuclear. If a nuclear bomb went off in New York, I don't know if Cleveland would survive, but we have better chance.

Well, Chicago, if they hit Chicago, Cleveland would be bad. I think Cleveland is, like, right in the middle. middle, right? Yeah, it's in the middle of both. I don't think anybody would nuke Cleveland. I don't know. Does anybody have that kind of beef with Cleveland? They'd look at it on a satellite and be like, it's already been hit.

That's rude. Is Cleveland too mid to get nuked? He already got that one. That's rude. Big T dropping bombs. No. I think, I think. Honestly, like, the term Midwest is very disrespectful.

Mid. But we could go. My mom would make us food and stuff. Okay. Does she know that she signed up for this? She wouldn't mind. All right, Mrs. Dog. She always asks if I can have friends come.

Yeah, there you go. In the event of a nuclear war. In the event of a nuclear war. Babe, I'm bringing friends. I'm down. I'm down to go to move to Cleveland if this whole place gets blown up and leave Billy in the dust. No, I'll pull my weight.

I'll hunt. I'll hunt. I can hunt things. Are there things in Cleveland to hunt? There's fish. A lot of deer. There's wallies. You're talking with fish.

In Lake Erie. Walleye. Really, really big, heavy wallace. A lot of perch. He might have some weights. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of perch, a lot of walleye, a lot of deer. I have a hunting dog.

We can train him. Oh. Honestly, hunting dogs, I'm fascinating with. The bird dogs, after you'll see on Sydney Wells, partial outdoors, going to be sick um but i'm saving my takes for then okay uh but yeah honestly great lakes region is probably the best place in the world to go hey maybe cleveland is good for something maybe i'm also heading somewhere i'm looking at i'm looking at a map right now Cleveland is pretty

much straight up right in the middle of new york and chicago it's like equidistant from both those yeah so i think we're good there let's see let's see where would But if there's a big bomb, like a thermonuclear, like a hydrogen bomb, czar bomb, if that goes off in downtown New York, I think Philly's dead. Yeah. I think Baltimore might feel some effects. Washington probably would get some radiation depending on which way the win was. Washington's getting hit if New York's getting hit.

That's true. But not Cleveland, not little old Cleveland. The little city that could. Cleveland, that's all Cleveland needs. Like in Detroit, the Rust Belt, would they need to make a big comeback is just a nuclear war? Then they're perfectly positioned.

It's that simple. It is. Okay, hold on. But by the way, for everyone who... Looking at a nuke's blast radius, a thousand kilotun nuclear blast might produce third degree burns up to five miles away, secondary burns up to six miles away,

first degree burns up to seven miles away. And then there's additional radiation. But you're also forgetting. How far is Philly? From New York. Like two hours? 100 miles, maybe. How is Philly going to get hit?

I don't know shit about news. This is just what ASAP science said on a quick Google search. I don't know how. If it's one of the big bombs, then Philly could get affected by it from here. Those are like World War II, Hiroshima. So did you say 15 kiloton? Oh, wait, you're muted. I think you said 100.

Oh, my bad. 1,000 kiloton nuclear blast. Okay. So, by the way, for everyone, we're trying not to panic everyone. I kind of think the U.S. government has an Iron Dome scenario that's manned by a bunch of UFO drones

that we are seeing and we think they're UFOs, but I think they're actually the United States is anti-nuclear war like protection system. So that's like they move in ways that we can't comprehend because they can intercept.

Okay, tax dollars. Let's get it. Yeah, that's what I'm, that's what I'm kind of hoping that these UFOs, foes that everyone's spotting is because it's basically they're just it's our iron dome that's protecting all the u.s. from right not fellow americans we have a hunch yeah i and that's what i'm banking on um but that's kind of what i think about i think we definitely have missile defense systems

against icbms and we know that but those are those defense systems that we have are not i wouldn't be i wouldn't put my life on the line that those would work right but what if we had these little drones that if you see drones the drone technology we have the military had 20 years ago so think about how far they've gone since then like all those UFOs that move it ways we can't even comprehend and pilots are like what are those like those might be our missile like a ballistic intercontinental missile defense system i hope so because some of the missiles that russia have they go like 10 times the speed of sound right so if not faster if we have a protection system that moves in ways that us civilians can't even comprehend that's what I'm banking on you know well here here's how

I'm just going to real quick design the perfect missile defense system you ready for this billy because a problem with the ones that we have right now we shoot these tiny little missiles at the big ass missiles the big ass missiles are going like 10 times the speed of sound our little missiles are designed to intercept right the big missiles so if there's a giant missile going 10 times a speed of sound, our little missile is shot up there and it has to do the computer calculations to find the point of intercept. And since it's going so fast, if it's off by even just like a fraction of a fraction of a second, then we're going to miss the big missile by a mile, you know, if not more. So it's very hard when they're going that fast. A good missile intercept system

would get behind their missile and then trail the missile. And that would be. And that would be easier and less likely to miss if it could follow along with the missile and steer into the big giant fast missile as opposed to just trying to hit it like teabone it at an intersection yeah but how would you do that if we're launching those from continental united states and it would have to have some of billy's technology some of billy's sauce in it oh yeah where it would get past it and then loop around but would that be too late it would have to be okay so you know how if you If you've ever driven down like a highway that has the little service road in between the two strips of highways, like one's going north and one's going south, a car speeding down, and then you see a police car driving the other way, use one of those little turnarounds, and then come after it. That's the turnaround system that I'm designing in my nuclear defense capabilities.

I think that's, I like it. It has to do with timing if we have enough time. Yeah. Because what if it loops around and it's already over California? That's a problem, then kind of, you know, fuck California. That's why I'm banking on the UFOs actually being U.S. government technology. Yeah, that's good, too. I like that theory.

Well, if we're just making shit up, mine, you know, they grab the bomb and they throw it to outer space. That shit's way better. Oh, I like that, too. You build a giant net. This is more like a gravity suction kind of feel, right? So, like, it encapsulates the space around it, and, and then just changes its course. Bam, problem solved.

What about this? How about we shoot up our own missile and our own missile looks exactly like the Russian missile that's coming over except it's got lipstick, long hair, and a dress and high heels on? And then the Russian missile sees that one. It's like, ooh, and then it just follows our missile away.

Like the whole female Bugs Bunny thing. Or we put up a giant, we just cover up the United States in a giant like rubber tarp and then at the same time we pour glue on Russia so their missile bounces off our rubber tarp goes back

and then sticks to Moscow and blows themselves up I like that have you ever heard of the dead man's trigger or it's like the dead man's hand where is that if they blow us up then we automatically launch our missiles at them no that's what Russia has if Russia has been attacked

they have like the dead man's grip something so like you know when a lot of like uh suicide bombers like they're holding it and if they let go yeah blows up so if they get shot they'll blow up anyway yeah that's kind of how it works so if russia is dead it's just going to blow everybody else up oh wow my god humans are fucking stupid we should this is why we should just be playing space space invaders and just like having contests about blowing stuff up in space working together yeah this is why you should love your children and explain to them about emotional maturity and and have them talk out problems rather than fucking warring stupid i hate this place pandora

it's coming to september 22nd no september 16 how fast would if you know the metaverse uh Zuckerberg develops a fully immersive um like matrix device would you hop in that and just live in pandora uh i got kids bro no okay that's a good answer that was more rational what if you could plug them in with you no it's not real billy it's a it's a it's a it's a it's a simulation if they was like yo we found a planet that's like pandora and they're like yo we want we want some humans to come live amongst us and we'll teach you their ways and we have an avatar body for you i'm out fuck this place i'm out but uh unrelated i seem that i don't know if this is true but i just seen it on some post you can verify uh verify it for me billy that

Logan Paul had bought an NFT that was worth like 600 grand and like today it's worth like $10 and I just fucking smiled inside like the grint smile oh my God it felt so good reading that

I don't even know if it's true or not is it true yeah Azuki NFT bought by Logan Paul it's 623,000 2021 drops to $10 oh wow I what a come up What a fucking come up.

Whoever sold that shit. Shout up to you. That's pretty bad. The whole shit was dumb from the jump. It was so dumb. I was on, what was I on? I am athlete. And I think DJ Williams was trying to explain.

He was trying to sell to me so hard about NFTs, dog. And I was like, yo, you could just write a contract. This doesn't make any sense, man. And he was like, no, no, you don't understand. I'm like, all right, bro. Check back with me in like a year. And we'll see if you're still doing this. I'm going to hit him.

I'm going to hit him and see if you're still doing this. When was that? It's so funny. This was, uh, this is about, probably, like,

seven, eight months ago, something like that. I get the feeling like the next round of NFTs will, it's going to come. We're going to get like a second wave of it. It'll be a little bit different package in a slightly different way. Maybe more regulated.

Maybe it'll, it will probably be like financial institutions. like banks and shit will have they'll incorporate nfts into something that's more of like a security offering um that'll make that's the kind of shit where it makes sense is when like it's the it's the encryption code that makes it valuable but there's like a picture of a monkey doesn't do anything for anybody unless everybody is entrenched in this like like ready player one but if everybody is immersed in this world to where that's how commerce is exchanged and move to whoop then it makes sense but until then it's just a couple of bros exchanging pictures it's weird yeah so actually

there is a company called hedgehog that uses tokenization to sort of create tokenized real estate that allows people who couldn't usually uh who aren't accredited investors so there's something about real estate where you have to be an accredited investor in order to invest in it but there's this company that's developing these tokens that will allow uh people to buy basically percentages of real estate properties and assets using tokenization and just like for example the business plan with it is like for in rental properties you can put some of your savings towards these tokenized real estate assets of the place you live in and even contribute a little bit of your rent to it so that you feel like you're now a partial owner like very tiny amounts

but then it feels like your rent rent amounts aren't actually just like going down the toilet. It's actually helping your investment in increasing the value of the asset you bought. So you could actually like it could revolutionize the whole you know rental property

space. I get an elevator pitch with that. Say that one more time so there say one more time. I have a little this company so basically. Are you an investor in this company Billy? don't know it's a time where billy can't lie okay yeah you actually have to say hashtag ad here bro

it's not a hashtag ad it's i don't actually have any financial investment in it myself but uh i know people who are doing this and are you receiving any sort of monetary or otherwise benefit i would have never brought this up if we didn't talk about different uses of no i'm trying to help you i'm trying to make sure that you don't say anything that's going to get you in a Kim Kardashian situation later. She had to pay like a million dollars. I got a fine.

Yeah. Well, I don't think this is out there yet. I think they're still looking for like series A. You can't advertise stuff. But Billy's discovered a company that's unlocking some hidden value in the real estate space.

Yeah. Wait, fuck, am I going to get like SEC'd or some shit? No. Got it. Comedy law. Parity. Yeah, comedy law. I was just fucking with you Yeah, it was a joke It was all a joke

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no because then they'll definitely pass that zoom link on yeah yeah um have you guys have watching game of thrones no we also have voicemails we could do yes oh i we should do voice mails instead but i have been watching billy i'm not up to date yet yeah i just i've not been watching don't don't spoil okay the dragons are awesome i'm not this doesn't spoil anything because we all know this is happening but they're like you know how they're the incest is so much incest yeah tons of incest like i think that they're trying to tap in to that like you know how all that like step mom step sister stuff

has been like it's big on websites I think they're literally like going yeah I think they're going after that demographic with their content

no I think they're trying to be historically accurate my gay well yes Westeros the history of Westeros is I mean that was in the books when they were written like 25 years ago I know but it's just I think they're playing it up

for the audience No, that's literally That's history In history When they wanted to preserve their bloodlines They would interbreet That's the thing That humans have done for a long time

It's wild So much incest It's definitely nasty man Actually I think I wrote down Why did Why did porn decide that Everybody wanted to watch incest all the time Yeah, I don't know how that happened

It really happened I feel like it's pretty curated to what you type in, man. I don't know. No, but I'm, like, I'm being serious. Like, the stepmom stuff is just out of control. That's not incest, though. It's not? I mean, stepmom isn't incest.

It's not like genetically incest. No, they put that so that they can't. So they have like, oh, this is their stepmom, not their actual mom. It's like the Freudian complex of, or is that Freud? or it's like everyone wants to have sex every guy wants to have sex with their mom is that Freud? That's Oedipus.

Eipus complex Segment Freud did. Eipus did fuck his mom but Freud Yes. Yeah it's the Oedipus complex So it's I'm both Yes it's both Every man wants to

Kill their father And marry their mother Yeah I think that's it's like a biological thing Or I don't know if it's biological But like I think it's more so like Just the the

the sexuality of, like, taboo. Like, people are into things that you're not supposed to be into, maybe. I don't know. I don't really look at it, like, they're not really mom and sister or whatever. Or mom and daughter, so it's like, whatever. Yeah, so I just researched it real quick. I just Googled it. And it is a thing.

Incest has been the fastest growing trend in porn constantly for the last, like, six years. Yeah. Maybe even longer. And, yeah, Arian's kind of right. All these explanations are basically saying, because uh porn is like a taboo thing and people get more stimulated the the dirtier it is and so that's just the next logical progression is having it be like brother sister that sort of thing is it like which is why i just i just feel like sexuality is so like not talked about it's like

so like taboo that that's how a lot of these weird desires and shit get manifested is because you have to closet your desires instead of being open and having people to talk about it with that you just end up doing really weird shit and it grows yeah is it kind of like if i'm going to be dirty i might as well be like the dirtiest so yeah one thing i just read was that because it's a it's not only is it a fetish but like it's not like if you just are watching it and you don't know the context it's still like porn that you're getting both the the people who are into that and just regular people watching it, which makes it more viewed than any other.

It's more inclusive. Yeah, it's more inclusive because you're getting the people who are looking for that as well as just random people who just don't care about the context. Porn is so weird. The whole industry is just... I think it's one of the worst, like... Well, I think that's why OnlyFans is good. I think it's giving money to the creators.

It's taking out the entire industry. Like, there's an entire industry of, like, producers and shit that are the biggest perverts in the world that only exist to, like, take money from the people that are acting in the porn videos. Uh-oh. Sounds like socialism. No, yeah, I'm a million percent in favor. Yes. Porn socialist. Porn should be the most, yes, it should be the most socialist industry in the world.

I agree. There's no reason for, there's no reason for porn to involve, like, middle managers at all. not with the internet so look I got this real good guy for you wait wait so you're advocating for people to go out and do their own thing in the market I'm advocating

I'm advocating for the people that have the means of production to have the ownership of their entire business I want you once just I'm going to send you a book please read it will you read it if I send you a book depends what it is it's about what you're it's about economics

it's about the differentiation between capitalism and socialism workers owning the means of production is not capitalism so you're saying someone capitalism is the privatization I'm saying it's way better

that there are lots of ladies and men out there that are posting their own pictures posting their own videos getting paid money directly from their customers than it is for there to be businesses that pop up that exploit these women and to a certain except the men, but mostly the women, pay them minimal wages, whatever they can get away with. With the exception of like the top three names in the business, pay them almost minimal wages,

chew them up, spit them out in a couple years, and they're left with nothing. Right. So you're advocating for them to go out and start their own business in the free market? To be themselves. Well, it's not, no, I'm not saying, I'm not necessarily starting, not necessarily like starting their own business, but like being in business for themselves. Sure. I'm not saying like grow, I'm not saying start a business of only fans models and then recruit

other only fans models. That would then work for you. I'm saying you control the means of production. They can go out by themselves and do that because there's a free market. Well, there was a technology gap and you could argue that the place we are with. independent content creators is due to capitalism that they cut out the inefficiencies with like it became unprofitable to have those systems which took advantage of the workers anymore because you had individuals who now had

easier ways to create science and technology assets this is like the most capitalistic thing you could describe I'm I'm all in favor of them being in business themselves and making it is br why why not because Because I, and I mean this with all due respect, I just don't think you have really ever looked at what socialism is or capitalism. I just don't think you know what. That's an easy cop-out way to like make yourself sound. In your words, describe to me socialism.

No, I'm not doing this right now. Because you guess what I'm saying? You cannot do it. You keep saying, own the means of production. That's what it is. Yes, okay. That's what it is. Okay, but what we're talking about right now is they go to a business that someone

started because they saw an inefficiency in the market like, hey, there's all, they didn't start it because of porn. I think I know what it's going to do. Do you think having a business means capitalism? Is that what you think it is? No, not necessarily. Okay, well, I don't know I'm confused then. Keep going. So someone started only fans because they're like, people should be able to post any content they want and then get paid directly. I'm sure they take obviously a percentage or whatever and then uh porn actresses started seeing that there was a much larger opportunity there than where they were to make more money so they left and went and did their own thing there and now they make more money how is that not capitalism okay do you know what the

private ownership of the means of production is yes okay explain it to me But why? I don't understand what that has to do with anything. Because I don't think you do. When you privatize something, that means the workers are not owning the means of production. If a woman decides I'm making my, my production, be it porn or whatever the case. If the worker, meaning that woman, is owning the means of production, she owns the rights to it, she owns it, that is by definition what socialism is. So then any small business is making money does not equal capitalism. Okay.

Capitalism is not equal making money. What you just said is any small business or any business period, really? Yes. But it's not the workers that own the means of protection. Because if I start a business, if I start a coffee shop, okay, I own it. I got by the property, I own it, okay? But that business does not make money without the workers making the coffee, without the workers serving the coffee, without the people making the coffee.

making the coffee beans right it does not it cannot by definition operate without those workers would you agree with that so if i'm understand would you agree with that sure yes okay so what what what socialists say is that the workers should own in partnership with the owners i got it's of production but that's not what happens what happens is the privatization i.e capitalism and capitalists say i took the risk i should decide what the workers get. That's the difference. So you're saying any independent contractor that works for themselves, no, no, no, I'm genuine, stop for a second, just answer my question. You're saying anybody who starts their own business and they are the sole employee, they own the means of production.

So that's an inherently socialist thing. And then they start hiring people and that makes it capitalistic. Actually, guys, it depends. It depends. Really quick. When you talk about socialism, it's not one thing. When you talk about, socialism is an umbrella term. Like, there's a lot of different things that fall under it. But what you're describing and what we're trying to describe is the meat of it and the court of is owning the means of production. But that's not mutually exclusive with the fact that someone who's able to go be a private contractor and do something like that is because even in this.

this scenario only fans like the person who started only fans is actually is the one that started the business that makes those people able to go be an independent contractor there no they didn't they didn't sex is the biggest industry the first industry no demand okay he just he provided he provided he provided he provided a service as the conduit so which he didn't someone else did something correct yes if there was if there was a uh uh yearning for it in the market, someone would make it. Yes,

the point. But the difference is if it's like a it's like a pimp saying, you're going out to make a money for me. That's the difference.

So I once heard a quote that there's only two ways you can really make money and it's selling your time or assuming risk. And I was thinking about that in people, you know,

the owners, right? The ones who privatized the assets and the means of production, um they're assuming risk be it taking out a loan uh having investors and so they're taking that risk and you know a lot they're paying off debt they have the bank to deal with but are like christopher columbus day's columbus day died in a debtor's prison because he assumed a ton of risk and then had to actually pay for his debts in a prison are we are our owners not assuming that much risk anymore because we've over-legislated

that risk? Should we make it legal? Should we bring back debtors' prisons? Is that what you're saying? No, because I think about it. Think about it, a lot of people exist with a lot of money who are in copious amounts of debt and will never plan on completely paying off the debt in their whole lifetime

because they can refinance, they improve their assets and can re-barrow on it, and they're existing with this bubble of debt right over their head that they don't really have to deal with because it's not, there's no actual risk in them not paying it off they can move their debt around yeah like for like for example you know Elon Musk is worth so much money right but that doesn't calculate the

like because he owns this business but that doesn't calculate in the debt Tesla has and it's all financial engineering to the point where you know the the risk isn't that risky anymore is you just got to find a banker who will trust you to give you money which is harder for others than most but just just something to think about because is is the debt you know is the the risk not that risky like back in the day when you were getting paid by in we can argue about christopher columbus but i'm using him for this example when you were you know one of the sailors who was going to be a conquistador in south america and you were getting paid a salary and christopher columbus was leading the way you sort of respected him more because you're like yo if he

fails and he owns the means of production but if he fails he might get put in prison beat up by his debt collectors like there's no debt collectors anymore and they respected him for taking that risk the mafia was ethical capitalism like are we because it made the it made the people that were starting the restaurant right make sure that they they treated everybody fairly that their business would be successful yeah yeah it's a Good question to ask. A lot of you guys are blind to Billy's facts, but if you don't want to be blind out in the sunlight, I highly recommend Shady Ray's. Shady Ray's sunglasses offer an industry-best combination of fit styling performance without the big brand price tag.

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needs more risk the fat cats all the risk they're assuming they have ways out of it okay so I don't think that we made any progress whatsoever on the only fans discussion let's just say that we all agree that it's better that the women are getting paid themselves than it is to have some greasy producer down in the valley somewhere taking their money and then throwing them away how about that can we agree on that yeah great it's ethical all right uh do we want to talk about connie west at all any interest in that touching that one oh fuck dude that guy i'm feeling like i'm sleeping like i'm sleepy right now, but I'm going DefCon 3 when I wake up.

Well, he said, that's like ridiculous. He said DeathCon. DeathCon. Deathcon. He said DeathCon. He meant Defcon. But DeathCon even sounds weird. It sounds worse, doesn't it? And then he got restricted on Instagram and Twitter.

Yeah, so he is very... He's very... He's very... He's talking... He's now talking about Jews. He's really just circled it. Well, it started with his White Lives Matters. Yeah, that's a tough one. Mm-hmm.

And then it just slowly evolved into Jewish folks. Did you see it? So it's funny how, like, when Fox News embraces Kanye, he always does some shit to, like, get right back out of their favor. And it's pretty fast, too. They're learning about Kanye with us and the black community. have known about kaii for years you just can't you can't give him too much because you're going take it right away as soon as you do so does you do when when does someone have mental illness and then when does it just become their bad person you know what I'm saying that's a tough

question honestly I believe that it's a subjective thing one two I don't think he's trying to work on his mental illness I think he knows he has an imbalance but I also think he thinks that he's fine. And he thinks that's a part of his ethos. I've known people like him before who were like bipolar and they didn't think anything was wrong with them and they embraced that side of them. And they did things that are toxic, what we consider toxic. But also what you have to factor in is Kanye is probably about to release something.

And so anytime he is about to release something or sell a product, he does some shit like this. It's like clockwork. So I don't even know if he does. I haven't followed him on everything. I don't know if he's related to something, but my guess would be that he's got something coming down the pipeline. Yeah, and you're right,

it's like a push and pull game with him because if he, I saw that he made some comments also about like Lizzo and then people are like, oh, good for Kanye because he attacked somebody that I've been conditioned to not like. Like there are certain people

that are just, no matter what, if I said Lena Dunham to Big T right now, he'd be like, hate her. You know, like there's certain people that are almost like shortcuts and code words towards people that you're supposed to hate. I think Lizzo is one of those people right now, too.

So Kanye made some comments about her. So now people are like, well, I didn't agree with him saying death con to the Jews. But he makes some good points about Lizzo. So he's really like, you're right. He's like pushing and pulling with everybody right now. So I watched, I watched like, I was going to say, I was going to say I watched like the first like 20 minutes of his interview with Tucker Carlson. And it was like right before we started too, actually.

But like he packages everything, and this is like a very privileged position, is he packages everything like within his worldview. And so when Kim was trying to take his kids away, right, or trying to get out of it, it was, oh, you're trying to not get a black father to see his kids. It's like this is why the system is so skewed against us and yada, yada, yada. And then you wear a White Lives Matter t-shirt, right? And so it's like because it's edgy. And so Kanye sees the world how he sees it.

And it's hard for him to put himself in other people's shoes. And that's like the opposite of what he purports to be, which is he's doing all of this because, and that was the core of his entire messaging was the mainstream media and culture is pushing it back against the agenda of God. Right. Jesus Christ. And so I would say Jesus Christ is one of his main messages was empathy. And Kanye does not know how to practice empathy because he sees the world how Kanye sees through Kanye's lens, but rarely does he step outside and say, how does me say this about Lizzo make Lizzo feel? You know what I mean? And so Kanye has an ego problem, one, two, but he has the problem. What I say a lot of Christians have is they monetize Christianity, they monetize their faith with actually understanding it because he self admittedly has never read a book i assume he meant the bible

as well so to so to practice the faith that you've never thoroughly read is just an odd place to be in my humble opinion that's a good point like saying that he's never read a book do you think that's true he's got to have read a book at some point right i don't think he has if you if you listen and watch him it's like he's he just kind of like um intakes culture right he doesn't he follows narratives very closely but i don't think he actually reads and studies the things that he purports to believe in i think that if you're kanya west it's probably easy to fall into that trap too because it's worked out pretty well for him you could say right like he is he's become the biggest rap artist I think of our generation

you disagree you say rap artist I would say there's nobody bigger brand wise than Snoop okay I would say Snoop is from I say a era before Kanye though Controversial

Kanye's the most controversial I don't know about controversial either because like we've had there have been some artists that have been like violent people right but not because when that happens like he he's a he knows

how to monetize controversy for sure he knows how to get good publicity 100% I mean but you know what I'm saying which is like Kanye he has no reason to doubt his worldview because everything that's happened to him in his life has done nothing but reinforce his

worldview and he's gotten extremely famous he's got extremely wealthy he's he got married to Kim Kardashian like every thing has come up Kanye in his way of doing things over the years. So he has no reason to second guess himself, but he is a bizarre person. I don't know if I'd say he's like a bad human being. I think he's definitely got some stuff that he's working through. And I also

think that the extreme levels of fame that he's had, it's not healthy for the human brain to deal with, to become as famous and iconic as him. But he certainly hasn't dealt with that in productive ways. I think it's a rule of thumb. As a rule of thumb, if you start referring yourself in the third person, just take that as a sign. You're probably going in the wrong direction. Yeah.

I would agree with that. Except for Dionne Sanders, calling himself prime. Yeah, okay. There's always exceptions to the rules. What a guy. That's my dude. He had some controversy against Alabama State. he's in a feud right now

Alabama State claimed He was winding up Their team by doing laps around the field Something that he does before every game he's ever played or coached And the Alabama players There's a video of them like Kurt like getting into it with him But he's just ignoring them And the Alabama State head coach is like

Yeah he's trying to like cause a problem But I'm on team prime I'm always team prime facts I'm my guy for sure I think the Kanye thing

is he just he needs help and he's in no position to get it because he's too powerful to like hit a rock bottom and he's just got too much money to like actually make change

yeah I mean that is a good point what would too powerful hit a rock problem what would that might be the most like no no no don't don't

don't like amend that at all I think that might be one of the most profound things that you've ever said like what what would rock bottom look like for kanya i don't think that like it would have to be it would have to be a complete and total disaster like yeah a catastrophe like he would it would have to be um like some you know something awful like a death or something like down you not even like a DUI would no no no that would probably bolster that because he's he's got driver she's probably not driving anyway like he'd probably have to get to some legal trouble I have this I have this I have this I have this clip of him, which I thought was hilarious. I have

this clip of him saying saying this. It's funny, but it's sad, but it's like, it's funny now. I'm just listen. I'm sorry, you know, I'm not going to argue with people that are broken than me about money. So, like, that tells you, like, his mind, did you hear it?

Yeah. So, like, but that tells you his mindset, right? Like, it's, it's deeper than at the start it was like a funny sound bit and I just I just collect memes. But his mindset says um like i'm better than you like it says i can't learn anything from you because you're beneath me which is like asinine to think i don't fuck like the one of the biggest things i always matter of fact i did this when i was on the field at at the university Tennessee i do it

all the time anywhere i go and this is like a good life hack if y'all ever find yourself to anyone to anybody listening find somebody old or find somebody older than you and and say, give me one bit of life advice you would give to yourself at my age. And you just find gems. And, you know, a lot of times they'll tell you stuff that you already know or you're already encompassed. But sometimes they'll give you some shit that you have never thought of or you never heard of because they have lived their life and they've experienced things way more than you.

And to hear Kanye say, I don't argue with anybody who's broken it. That's just insane, though. That it just, it's just screams insecure. It screams privilege. he screams ignorant and like that's just where he's at in his life there this is a funny tweet that I just saw pop up from Rachel Shuckert who says I'll bet you $1,000 Kanye thinks Pete Davidson is Jewish you might you might or like adjacent you know he also is tweeting like a classic uh Klaus Schwab

and George Soros are the enemy not Russia or China that was a tweet that got deleted that's a whole I think the thing is he might like the WEF and the World Economic Forum probably isn't

there are valid criticisms of that whole thing and like Davos and stuff like that but I think people who aren't looking at it rationally get onto the anti-Semitic track super fast and actually I think damages any actual criticisms of the groups because like they get on that sort of schizo frame where they think there's a whole blame them for everything yeah yeah and then the WEF doesn't actually it can every criticism

gets written off yeah because of that all right let's do some let's do some voicemails how's that sound okay What's up, Nacridosians? This is Daniel from Southern California. First of all, we need to get the young Fino's knock-knock on Spotify that shit was fire. Second of all, my question for all of you, what is the most painful thing that each of you has ever experienced? Thanks, love podcast. Big T. Stay gorgeous.

I think he meant physically painful. We don't need to go to our past trauma. No emotional pain. Maddie said we don't need to dig up our skeleton. I didn't take it to mean that. I think that's actually really boring. Yeah. Our emotional traumas?

No, physical. Oh. I go one time I hurt my arm. That's stupid. I mean, Aryan was in the NFL. I feel like he would have a good story. Um, nothing I experienced on the field was like, I mean, it all hurt, but like you kind of get desensitized to physical pain after a while so it's not like something that is memorable like it all hurt but i just there's

nothing that sticks out that was just like that i mean i broke my collarbone and didn't realize it until like i don't know months later it's just like it didn't really pain didn't register the same so i don't know nagging pain is always i've hated more than like instantaneous pain just because it's it's honestly more like mentally you're like oh my Yeah, that's honestly, the long-term pain is what I thought was more painful than like, what did I do? Like, I broke my nose a couple times. I'm trying to think. A couple times?

Yeah. That's why I can't. How does that happen a couple of times? Like, I always get, I have a big ass nose, my helmet, freaking, my head. Oh, you broke it in football a couple times. Well, I never got it checked out because I was, like, I didn't have time. Now you can get a nose job, though. Yeah.

I actually, I need to apologize to people. I've been getting a lot of complaints that my breathing, which I can't really breathe out on my nose. It's been affecting sound of the podcast. It's actually pushed me to the point where it's like, okay, this might be actually affected. Hey, hey, never apologize for breathing, bro. I know, but I don't breathe right.

I don't breathe right, so I'm breathing through my mouth a lot. Hey, man, fuck you people that I don't like Billy breathing, man. What are you talking about? You have to breathe, how you breathe, doggie? No, but I don't breathe right. So they have a valid criticism But like yeah my helmet Like my chin strap piping off

And like the crown of the helmet Hitting down on my nose Oh my God All hardly disagree that they have a valid criticism I understand what they're talking about though Because I'm also like snoring Having fucked up nose issues Do you have sleep apnea?

Probably It's like What is the what is the ladies in your life A lady in your life say Do you snore when you My dog has commented on how it's hard for him to sleep at night. Oh, yeah, I forgot. But he also snores, so I say that, you know.

You have it too. You have it too. And I make fun of him for, you know, bulldogs, American bulldogs, they have the different noses. And then he says, I'll get surgery if you get surgery, and then we get nowhere. But, no, other painful things, I broke my, my, I cracked my L5 vertebrae. which was probably the worst nagging consistent pain because it was like a year when I was like freshman in high school where like I grew a bunch

and then like my bones were weaker after a huge growth spurt and I was playing football and it probably was at some point it was like a stress fracture and then my back just kept seizing up and then all these trainers were telling me that it was because I wasn't stretching enough and I was like no like this is not tightness this is like something's wrong then like three years later I finally got an x-ray it turns out I had broken it so but yeah that was like that long-term pain like consistently like your back just killing you

yeah and not being able to feel like that's way worse than like like I break my arm and it hurts like five days and now I'm gonna cast okay I take that back I remember now I was lifting weights and I um I slipped a disc my L5S1 and the act of it didn't hurt but I literally had to lay out I couldn't literally couldn't like turn over for like two hours like they had to like wheel me out because i couldn't move like i just like the physical capability wasn't there it was wild i forgot about that yeah yeah um i'm going through something right now that's a little bit painful your rib no it's not oh okay i've had a bad health month like really bad you've had a bad couple months yeah so it all shit started really going off the rails um what was the first

Oh, my elbow. So I hurt my elbow playing on the golf simulator. And then after that, I cracked a rib from Billy, throwing a football at me. Actually, it was the cartilage. It wasn't the actual bone. And then after that, let's see what else happened to me. Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell you guys.

I don't have skin cancer, so that's good. Oh, congrats. I didn't know there was an option. I didn't want to say that they were doing like a biopsy or anything until it was something. I don't know that either, man. Yeah. So that's good. I had a little slice taken out of my ear that stunk.

Of your ear? Well, just, yeah, there was like a, I had a, like, mole. It was a mole that got bigger, so they took it out and they looked at it, and it's fine. No big deal. And then I sneezed yesterday, and I threw my entire neck and shoulders out. So now every time that I sneeze, I swear to God. Falling apart. Every time I sneeze now, I have this searing pain in the middle of my neck that goes across to my shoulders.

Oh, you're pinched. I think I compressed a nerve. So now, yeah, now I'm dealing with that. That stinks. Honestly, if I was you, I started looking into a hormone replacement. Hormone replacement? Yeah. Just like try to get some anti-aging, like actually consistent.

You know, this all started when Billy poked you with that fucking needle. That's a good point, Arian. That was after. That was after. I don't know. How's your elbow doing right now? It's okay. I did some rows and some bicep exercises last week at the gym, and it's still

hurt then so i think i have to go to the doctor and maybe get surgery on it we'll see why will you shoot you up again no i'm not letting you put a fucking thing near my body anymore really without knowing what's in it never again you're not gonna you're not gonna pick you with something never never not gonna happen that's interesting so yeah i got like a compressed nerve that stinks um i'm sure it'll go away it'll be fun but it's just a weird sensation app but the correct answer in my opinion for the most painful thing it's ever happened to me shingles when i had shingles when i was 20 Was that worse than your kidney stones? Oh, kidney stone was pretty bad too.

God damn, I've really... You've gone through the rain here. My body's been a war zone recently over here. I'm saying. I forgot about the kidney stone. Oh, I just remember... Shingles was, I think... I think it was worse than kidney stone

because it was like a long bout of pain. Yeah, like the prolonged pain. It was bad pain, like really bad, sharp pain that just lasted for a long time. Kidney Stone was really, really bad, sharp pain that at least it was only there for like 12 hours. How long was shingles last a week? Sometimes multiple weeks. I think mine probably two and a half weeks, something like that.

And you're just in pain that whole time? Yeah, well, I eventually got some lydicane patches to put on. And then they also gave me some medicine that didn't work. Oh, my God. I just remembered yet two things. I once got hit with a rock and split open. my eyebrow and like half my face was like flopped over and I had to get that stitched up when I was like five oh and then who threw the Rockins I was having a rock fight

I almost felt bad for a second yeah we were doing a rock fight uh we're just being kids just fun stuff well that well that kid fucking won I'll tell you that yeah uh I mean mean he just picked up the biggest rock we were just more doing one he won that's what was the goal if the goal you win a rock fight but it was it was it was you it was amongst friends so it wasn't that big like uh and then one time this actually was the most painful thing of my life uh deadlifting i got a verica seal which uh a what a verica seal or pain pops yeah but i got it in my uh actually this is the first i'm ever saying this and it's pretty embarrassing story but but you got hemorrhoids no i basically uh blew out a nut you got one ball no i have

too but i it's called a verica seal and it happens like and it's like you just get one of those in your sack and it's it was the most painful thing ever for days you got three balls right now no because you were lifting so hard yeah it was it was man's man so you're testicular So hard you grew. Your testicular arteries swole up. Yeah. And it was like getting punched in the balls consistently for a week. I'm looking at some of these diagrams right now.

Yeah. I had a third ball. Was there like a ton of swelling? Yeah. It was, it was bad. How tiny did your dick look next to like a huge ball? Dude, it was one of the most scar.

It was one of the worst things ever because it was also like I was pretty, pretty young. How old were you? I think I was sophomore in high school. Did you have to like, did you go to the doctor? Yeah. And you had to like take your pants off and everything.

It was one of the most worst experience in my life. Yeah. Did you have to pop it? No, I had to get surgery. Everything's fine now. So they cut into your nutsack? Yeah. Oh my God.

Are you, are you sterile? No. You sure? the surgery went well okay how are you nuts now good normal yes do you have a scar

yeah thank you for sharing that bill actually can we cut that whole story that's very brave no no no sir just don't clip it just don't clip it okay oh clips will be made no I should never told that story

old Billy one ball or three ball I have two it's all good Are you sure? Actually, I should have never told this story. I think Billy, I think Billy has one nut, and I think that they replaced it with, you know, those fake nuts that you can put, the nudical, that you can put in your dog's nuts.

That's the thing. Oh, I should have gotten that. Yeah, when you neuter your dog, if you're the kind of guy that gets very self-conscious about your dog not having testicles, probably a pretty cool guy, you can have the doctor put in fake nuts into your dog's nut sack so that you can walk around and your dog will still have. have a bolching nut sack. That's so fucking weird.

Home. BBO. My dog used to have like a sick pair but it had to get rid of them. Yeah, basically the nudicals are made for guys like Billy. Who have one nut. I think the doctor put in a fake nut

just to make Billy happy, just that he wouldn't know that he was missing one. He'll never know the difference and it won't affect him. It'll just feel like he has two balls like a real boy. Actually, no, that's actually one of the most of the biggest. I don't know if you should keep that in. Bill, you're such a...

Maybe just beep it out. You're being such a liar right now because you know that the entire story is you were lifting so hard that you ruptured a testicle, which you think is awesome. 600 pounds. Yeah. So you're happy. It was a deadlift PR. So you don't, you actually don't want... It was hex bar. It was hex bar. Oh, well, that's

bullshit then. I don't know what that means. It's better for your back. One time I fell off a golf cart and ripped my face up. That's bad. I was six. It was tough. Like on asphalt? Yeah. That one's tough. Probably tough to shower. after that?

I don't remember I was like, so young, but I just remember my dad hit a bump all of a sudden I'm sliding five yards across a little driving range. That was tough. Yeah, when you get, when you get like any sort of road rash, any sort of bad scrape, those are, those are honestly like very painful injuries. There's a bad scrape. And it's like you're falling off of like a, you're going, what, 20 miles an hour on a golf cart? You slam off.

That was tough. That and then prolonged pain. extra long ulna is that this one yep so i have an extra long ulna so it rubs i have no range this is how far i can i don't have any range of motion okay so you can hold your arm out straight so okay so sorry so this is my right ulna so this one's fine okay she's bending her arm this is how far i can go with this one you can't bend it any further than that no so you can't fully bend your left arm i can't fully bend my left wrist. Okay.

And so I can like move. I have range of motion my arm, but my wrist, I have no, unless I push it really hard, and then that's where the pain comes. And then because it's extra long, there's a, there's a joint connecting your hand to your wrist. All of that cartilage has wiped away. So you're mutant. You're a freak mutant with an extra long ulna. Yeah.

And you can, it's a genetic thing. My dad has it and he got it. You can get your ulna. There's a surgery and you just shorten your ulna. I've never wanted to get it. because now in my life I don't really need it. But if I ever can't do push-ups without moving my hand a different way, or if I, this is going to, if I ever have children, which I don't want to,

it is extremely painful to, like, hold things like that, like, hold a baby because, like, my wrist doesn't turn that way. Interesting. But that hurts really bad if I, like, fuck with it too much. Interesting. So if it was on your right wrist, then you could never be, like, a pitcher. I guess, yeah. You do that or maybe it would make your wrist snap harder?

I don't know. Because I can't, but I can't bring it back. Okay. Yeah. What about, Picti, did you answer? No. Physically, like I dislocated my shoulder. That didn't feel good.

Yeah. That tooth, the wisdom tooth, I had taken out hurt like a bitch before I did that. That's probably most recently the thing. But I think you guys all answered the question wrong. emotionally the most painful thing that's ever happened to me was an official incorrectly calling a foul on Lamonte Turner in the 2019 Suite 16 against Purdue that gave Carson Edwards three free throws

were up two at the end of the game he only made two of them to send the game to overtime and then we lost in OT it's one of the worst calls in the history of college basketball we would have won the national title and it really sucked okay I would have figured that that was a bad call, but being a Tennessee and Atlanta Falcons fan and Braves fan.

Well, the Braves have expunged all that previous pain. The Falcons, I just like, I care about UT way more than the Falcons. And again, like I said earlier, that has been, it was almost so bad that it hurt less. You know, like if they had lost that game 31 to 28 and it was like a back and forth game, trade and score for score, Like, that would hurt worse, I think, because that one was so bad that it, this doesn't make sense, but it was so bad that it's not as bad now. Like, it's been meme to death, so it actually took the pain out of it now at the time, obviously not. But it's a bad call. It was a really bad.

It was a very bad call. Okay, well, that's us talking pain. Pain, pain, pain. Voice smell you good. I think we're good. I think we've done enough show for today. Yeah, we're at 138. Yeah.

I can't believe I've told that story Oh nerve And pending You're okay No it really fucking hurts Damn No it really hurts You know I would

I would get that scene For the mere fact That sneezing is one of life's Joyous occasions Like it feels so good to sneeze And that has been robbed from you my brother It really hurts And it came from me holding a sneeze in

I held it in And that's what made it hurt Now it really fucking hurts When I do this Never hold a sneeze in Why? They feel so good. That's a rare Aryan W.

The sneezes are awesome. Brother, I'm sitting on many dubs. Stop the nonsense. All right. We'll see you guys on Wednesday. Wednesday we've got, well,

I guess it's Thursday for you listeners out there. The macrodotions will be very excited to know that we are doing a Scientology episode. With a guest. I can't wait for that. With a guest. And we've got... Mom crew's going to be here, baby.

Yeah. Ariens rocking the macrodosing. What a burger shirt. We've all got the tie-dye shirts on. these tie-dye shirts are awesome multiple different types i think we're all wearing a different one yeah we got a new fall launch coming friday so we got those tie-dye shirts we have more mids merch coming out we also have a special waffle house merch drop coming i think it's next monday not friday but i think it's the 17th oh it is the next monday i was let astray week from today but get a little sneak peek appreciate it okay love you guys

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