Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Live Show

Episode Date: November 18, 2021

On today's episode of Nanodosing (Snackrodosing, Minidosing, Lil' Macro, etc.), the crew had their first ever live show at Lucky Jack's in NYC. The rest of the show will be released tomorrow on our YouTube page. Make sure to tune into Macrodosing, every Tuesday at 7am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. First of all, thank you for coming out. It's obviously our first live show as a podcast, as a group. We appreciate everybody coming out here tonight. The trick was we wanted to pick a small, intimate environment, just so we could see how gorgeous and handsome our audience was.

And this is now, Donnie's in the back of the room. Give it up for Donnie, guys, the one-time time. Now, he's been out to some other podcasts that I've done live events, especially one here, Anus, the Anus Boys, did a podcast. Donnie says that we officially have a more attractive audience than Anus. So congratulations. Pat yourselves on the back for that one. Before we get started, we're going to do a little community shot here.

If you have a shot, that's great. If you have a drink, that's great. If not, whatever. Do your thing. But we're going to get started with one community one on stage here. So cheers. Let's have a good show, guys. Have fun.

and for the record Big T has just unknowingly ingested LSD so this is going to be a fun night I don't know that you're fucking with me I'll find out he's not I don't know if I am either yeah we'll find out together you let us know so yeah it's it's fun to be here

thank you to Lucky Jax for having us Thank you for everyone for attending, obviously. So this is Big T. If you don't know Big T, this is him. We got Arian Foster. Please let him know if you had him on your fantasy team, and he gets a part of you. All right. We got Billy football.

How are you doing guys? You guys might know Billy. Billy put on his most psychedelic dress shirt today. It's my formal camo. Yeah. Yeah. And then we got Colette. down at the end there.

Do you guys know him? Big dude. He's actually a very big podcast, myself, notably absent. And then Mad Dog at the end. Mad Dog. I want my introduction redone with clapping. Okay. You heard from BigT. Please clap. Woo!

Thank you. Thank you. And then Avery over here. Avery, producer. So yeah. We're just going to get into. We're just really, we're going to shoot the shit a little bit here tonight. You guys all passed up some conspiracy theories you want us to get into

or some weird topics that we're going to get into, which we're happy to do. But I guess we can just talk about how our days went today. I know I had a pretty good one. If you listened to yesterday's show, we did the podcast on China loosely. I think we got into China in about like 40 minutes, which is a pretty big improvement on what we normally do. But Donnie was joining us as our correspondent, and there was a part of the show that we were talking about how easy it is to just sneak onto subways, right? You just, you jump over to the

fucking subway turnstile and you don't really have to pay. In fact, I, Cole, do you say like if you pay you're a cop? I didn't go that far, but now that you say it, yeah, that makes sense. It's cop-like behavior. So Donnie took that to heart, attempted to sneak under the turnstile today. His card was not working. His card wasn't working, so he snuck under the turnstile, and Donnie got arrested. so that's not but a cop yelled at me

and maybe walked back out and figured out a way to buy it was very million that's almost worse

the walk of shame from going underneath a turn style I would rather cop caught me fucking on the subway and actually

like escorted me out than doing that that's tough but Aryans here in town we're gonna we're gonna start bringing them up

into New York City more often I think because it's a lot more fun doing this face to face it's easier

So, Aaron, are you a New York City guy? Do you like New York City? I can do it in, like, spurts. I can't live here. Like, everybody's so mad. And so it's really odd because, like, I'm not, like, I'm a nice person. And so, like, when you do nice things for people and they're mad, like, they take it as disrespect. So it's, like, a really weird dynamic, so.

Yeah, it's like, I can get this door on my own. What the fuck are you doing? Like, I got two arms. When you think I'm not capable? I'm like, no, fam, it's just, you know, making your day a tad easier. whatever. One thing I've noticed about New York is that people are, they're aggressively nice to you sometimes. And sometimes you can take the aggression in their niceness as them being pissed off at you and then being like, you know, you feel a little bit intimidated sometimes. Give me an example of aggressively nice. So there was one guy. I remember I was getting on a ferry to go somewhere. I didn't have exact change. And he was buying a hot dog right next to me. And he just, he pulled up and he just like shoved 10 bucks into the guy's hand. I was like, thank you. He was like, yeah, don't mention it. And you like ran away. Didn't even let me like get his name. or anything. I was like, wow, that guy's a dick. Kind of.

Wait, no, he's actually the nicest person. It fucked in my head for a second. But I know that Arian likes coming up here a lot and get to hang out and have his, you know, face-to-face disagreements with Big T. And I think what I learned yesterday is they're way more productive. Slowly coming together as a... Every once in a while, we find one thing that we... I actually, today, one of my old professors from college asked me to speak to his class.

And one of the kids asked what it's like dealing with Arian all the time because we always disagree. And I was like, I love Arian. He's one of my favorite people. We just disagree on nearly everything in the world. I think Big T's becoming a limb. I don't think so. That's what we're slowly moving them to the left a little bit. I don't think so.

What was the class that you were speaking at? Sports writing. How is that? How was that? It's cool. It made me feel pretty good. And one of the kids was like, Phil, you taught Big Tea? I was like, that made me feel pretty good.

Nice, yeah. So you took questions from the youngsters, molding America's minds? A couple, yeah. Would you tell them about sports writing? If there's a chick in the stands with, like, huge knockers, you better get that blog up fast. Yeah, I kind of told him, I told him I haven't used as much of my classical training as many of them would like, so maybe not to listen to me too much. But, yeah, it was fun. You're like, yeah, work for Coley.

He's a very good boss. He is. What's Big T, your honest evaluation of Big T. as a writer. Big T's made a lot of strides since I took over. When he started, he did, he did not give tanks really, which I mean, not everyone's been molded by the internet like you, but he didn't understand like the takes. I told him to lean into his sarcasm because when he's very dry and sarcastic, he actually is very funny. And ever since he's done that, I feel like he's been much better. Be more dry. You're too wet, Big T. I've been told. I've been told, yeah. Wet Tee.

And, Coley, what's your honest evaluation of Billy as a blogger? Billy's been blogging a lot recently. He even brought his computer here tonight in case he had to fire up an emergency morning. We were in the over on the way here, and he was like, I really want to blog about the space station that just blew up. And I was like, what? What, like, Billy? Hang on.

Billy. Who is it? Me? No. Oh, yeah, that's Billy. Fucking Billy. How's it me? Yes, not me.

But, yeah, so Russia blew up a satellite. And all the debris almost took out the International Space Station. Troublesome. They had them all in the emergency escape pods. They blew up their satellite? They blew up their own satellite. They're working on anti-sadlight missiles. Seriously, it's fact.

So they built their own satellite to blow it up. That's pretty fucking cool. But then, like, the debris almost hit the International Space Station. Interesting block. But I had to come to the live show. sorry sorry that we took you away from I say you write it man yeah two weeks ago we posted a guy who just got mauled to death by a bear he didn't understand why we couldn't post that one

he has a very I love Billy's mind you never know like when I click a Billy the worst headline writer in the country like far and away what was the title of the one that was like this is why American should own AR 15 because I saw it before he got posing then it went up and it was like oh watch this pig get shot and I was I was like, well, that's no fun. Hey, look, I started three months ago blogging. It's the process.

I didn't have the sports. The classical training, Big T. had. I just sort of jumped in there and just started shooting from the hip. So I like that. And, by the way, Coley, the blog was not about a bear killing somebody. The bear T-K-Oed that guy. It really brought that up one part of my take. Yeah, it was a good decision.

The ref made the right call on that one. The story was fine. The picture is. seared into my brain. I'll never get that dead Russian out of my brain. If the New York Post can post it, why can't we post it? I don't work for the fucking New York Post, Philly. I don't give a shit what they do. Also, if the New York

Post is your standard for trickle of this. Come on. National Inquirer to post this Bill Clinton rape story, why didn't you? Like, that's why? Bat boy's back. By the way, what's up with Bat Boy? I don't know how old the median demographic here is in the room, but when I was growing up, every time I

go to a supermarket checkout, it was always like bat boy this bat boy's doing that i feel like i haven't heard anything about bat boy do you remember bat boy it was just like a picture of a guy that looked like a gremlin bat that the new or no it was the inquire they would trot that out every now and again just be like wow he got found again this the guy had like the worst obsec of all time he was caught everywhere it was just always in the newsstand when i'd check out i don't know somebody big t can you look figure out what's going on the bat board the last bad boy article i saw was they found him in the hole with Saddam.

Okay. That was actually the last. That was actually the last one they made. Ladies and gentlemen, we got them. Got that boy. Case closed. But yeah, it's been good having an area up here face-to-face with everybody. And Coley also coming in from out of town.

Went out, had a little team dinner last night. I ate some clean barbecue. Which was my first time having. Thank you. And I also found out yesterday his name is Eric. I didn't know that. Now he just won't stop calling me Eric. Not a fan of the name.

No. I mean, I like, I like. I mean, I like it. And so I'm going to start calling you that. All right, yeah. Whatever makes you comfortable. It's like a little kid learning a cusswood for the first time. It's all they'll say.

It's all they'll keep up. Has the LSD kicked in yet? Not yet. Still waiting. All right. How mad would you be if we really did give you LSD? I'd be fucking pissed. That shit would open your mind, though, man.

You fucking around and be. I told you all. 100,000 subscribers on YouTube and we'll do something. I don't know what. I think LSD is, though. No, not that. It'll be something much below that, but we'll do something. So if y'all haven't subscribed on YouTube, go do that.

Well, Microdose. Yeah, and we'll watch Avatar or National Treasure 2. Both. It's going to be a long trip, friend. We got time for both. We do have to, I think it's like in production. Yeah. When that comes out, we'll do a show where it's just us doing like our own soundtrack for it.

It's like the Wizard of Oz. You press play on Dark Side of the Moon. Listen to Macrodose as National Treasure 3 is playing. She's like a watch party. Yeah. Live watch. party. I don't mind that. That's not a bad idea. It'll get sued. That'll be fine. I did have a

question I wrote down. I struggled to read my own handwriting sometime. Big T was just looking at this and giving me shit about it because I like to write messy on purpose so that way if the government finds my shit they won't be able to read anything that I say. I thought that Big T would like that, but I had a question for him

because it's hot in the news. It's hot in the news or at least it's hot in your head recently which is the debate on Cracker Barrel and Waffle House and iHop what's what's the debate there was that viral video that went around oh people talking shit about cracker barrel

these dumb ass New Yorkers yeah so what's the what's the debate I'm just curious where you stand if you're if you I think I know how you'd rank all three of them well so Waffle House is so far and above the other two it's not even funny then Cracker Barrel and then IHop is for pores

it's also the most expensive they're not sponsored anything yeah yeah but like so so Waffle House is clearly at the top right The vibes at Waffle House are unbelievable. You go there at 2 in the morning. You might see a fight. You're going to get like maybe delicious food.

Maybe it's horrible. It might not even be cooked. You don't know. That's part of the fun. Cracker barrels, very solid. Good vibes. You play checkers. Go out in the rocking chairs, whatever.

I hop you walk in. And it's like all the bad parts of Waffle House with none of the cool parts. I agree with that. That's the best way to describe I hop. Yeah. It's just the bad shit. Well, I mean, sometimes he got some decent breakfast there. You can get like a good meal.

But it doesn't have the ambience. doesn't have the danger of Waffle House Kids pancakes, they go crazy for those. But other than that, there's nothing about IHOP. IHop is pretty bad. Low on the tier. Where do we stand over on that side? Waffle House is dinner and a show.

Yeah. Good point. You might get into a fight with a cook. You never know. Yeah, I don't think Big T's actually ever been to an IHop. I think he's just projecting it. No, I have, and it's horrible. I won't go back. I think you're describing the last time I was at Waffle House. The last time I was at Waffle House, the cook was dressed as Jason from Friday the 13th, and he was wielding a knife at a child.

It was awesome. That's why you go to not, there was no, there was no imminent threat of violence. He was just like, oh, ha, ha, it sounds like there was. The kid thought it was awesome. The kid thought it was awesome.

It sounds like the cook was standing his ground. It's within his rights to do so. There was no imminent threat of bodily harm. The kid loved it. Big, here's International House of Pancakes, and he's like, this reminds me too much of the U.N. I'm out. We love Big Tea.

We do. I think we've gotten a good vibe going on the show. It's one of my favorite things that we do. I really like on Mondays we get in. Sometimes I wake up a little bit tired from 12 hours of watching football on Sundays. But I get to come in and just hear what facts Billy is going to bring to the table that day. It's exhilarating. And so, well, actually, Aaron, so we've had this debate on part of my take before.

But we should talk to you about it a little bit, since you did play in the league for a while. What's harder? Being a podcaster, now that you've had some experience, or are getting 25 carries on Sunday. And two passes, and two passes. Your hands are good. Is this what we're going to do to 30? You're going to shoot me 30 right here?

I'll shoot you a 30. I'll shoot you a 30. You'll hope I forgot about that. See how you flinch? No. I was like, called me a bad barn. I noticed you're ducking the question. No, it's a stupid fucking question

podcasting. We're literally drinking alcohol and talking, like, so. Lawrence Taylor was doing everything in play. I don't know that that's the prompter. That's fair. This ain't going to hurt afterwards. God damn it, Billy. No.

This ain't going to hurt. Like, sometimes, like, there would be games, not to what was me, but there'd be games. So, like, the next day, I would wake up and come really walk right, like, for real. And so, like, there are weeks where I wasn't able to jog until, like, Friday. Because of the same.

Sometimes, some weeks I don't jog at all. I haven't jogged the whole year. Whatever. Podcasts is obviously more. Talk to me once you put in like 10 years of it. And then we'll see. Also, another thing that I saw today, I wrote down three things. The Waffle House thing I wanted to talk about.

You holding it up like this, like, there's like nothing on this fucking car. It's like some more. And in other news. When we did the runner's show for it tonight, we're like, how are you going to start it? And we just said, we're going to riff because that's what we do. We just, that's how we get into the zone when we do this podcast. But I wanted to get everybody at this table's opinion because I know that we definitely have some strong takes on this one about the debate on Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift, specifically.

Taylor Swift, the debate her or, well, there are a lot of other people she was being compared to. but today I saw Whitney Houston are Taylor Swift. You're big Swiffy? Get the part. That's disrespect. I refuse to let the Queen be compared to... Taylor Swift is so talented.

Don't be wrong. Very talented artist. But to compare, like, one of the greatest voices of all time to Taylor Swift is stupid, actually. So my opinion is that it's like Whitney Houston way more talented than Taylor Swift.

Way better singer than Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift's body of work, she's 31 right now. So it's only. going to continue to grow as she gets older. I still say, I say Whitney Houston is better, a better singer than Taylor Swift. I agree with you on that.

Of course. I think Taylor Swift's a better storyteller. Oh, there we go. Good point. That's a good point. But you can't even count that because, like, low-key, like, pop star and Whitney Houston was a pop star. Like, pop stars don't even write their own music, really. So it's like... But Taylor does?

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's okay, man. No, I hear you, man. But it's what I'm saying. So, like, I was talking about Whitney, right? So it's like, sure, like, so she picked the wrong songs. I'm not arguing about it. I was talking about vocal talent. Like, it's objectively better.

Like, scientifically even better. She can hit, no, no, I understand why. Now you're talking like Billy was. No, it's not even bullshit. All right. So, like, their shit called range, right? And so, like, octave, you are. You're a musician.

So, like, she can hit more. She, there's a very few amount of people that can hit five octaves. And Winnie can hit five octaves. Like, I would, Taylor's, like, in the low floors. Like, it's not even, like, you're not even, you're not. Somebody Google Somebody Google Somebody Google

Somebody Google No to back Axel Rose was Considered one of the most Athletic singers In that same way That he had the range of strength It's a thing

It's a thing I could see Yeah No she was one of the rare singers I could hit five octaves Like there's no five octave Singers out right now I guarantee you

There's one of tennis Can I hit five octaves There you go You have a laugh at a time You compare You compare Whitney to like Mariah or like Aretha Franklin Or like you don't

This Taylor Swift is a pop singer Who's very talented Has music That's cool to listen to And what's the Wi-Fi? I think Whitney's like eight I think she's got like eight Taylor's the only one that can write a 10-minute version

Of all too well And then re-recorded with her own many You guys are fucking crazy Nobody Come out Tell out But she's out Mad dog

You gotta get out your feelings real quick. No, that's what I'm that point. I don't disagree with that actually. Are you telling me that she can hang vocally with, okay, that's all out of the I just wanted to draw the line as an artist and I hate to break to all of you in this fucking room.

None of you are women. So, man. You just assume my problem? No. That was fucking funny funny, me. You guys don't understand the grip as a 22-year-old girl. She has on my throat.

I do not, actually. I would do anything for her. And you guys, you guys don't get it. You guys just... No, I do. Taylor Swift is future for white women. Yeah.

Yeah. That's exactly who's yours. That's a fire... That's a fire take. That's the future. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

We were talking about this at work yesterday. We were talking about this at work yesterday with a couple of people that will not be named that are in my entering class named Jake Malasek. And he also, his... His name is fucking Jake, and if anyone knows anything about to tell us. It was altered by Jake, or burn for Jake Gyllenhaal.

If you're named Jake in this room, leave. No. I want all the Jake. The whole thing is that not only is she a marketing genius, you can't even deny the fact that her Easter eggs and all of her little hints are some of the best things to ever come out of the music industry. First of all. Well, y'all make some of that up. Like, I've seen TikToks where it's like, okay, so at the 437 mark, she picks up a piece. The pin. The pin is actually symbolic of the guy she dated before this dude because he, like, it's, y'all make a lot of that.

You want to know, yeah, the upside-down kiss and the all-2-0-10 minute venue was Kristen Dunst and Jake Gillen Hall, or what was his name? Toby McGuire. I was, I wasn't alive for that came out. But he dated her before that. And she, and she was the only true love that he had ever known, which is why Taylor Swift said, you know, like, you have, like, you're like, you're just a super fucking fan because, like, I don't know what you. you're talking about right now. No. I have no. Do you want to pull up the ten of my words to be off too well?

I don't, these Easter eggs in her songs. She can't sing better to Whitney. That's all. That's all. It was talking.

We're comparing her to the greatest singer of all time. I just think she sits out bop after bop. It sounds like she's, she's more like Dave Portnoy

for girls that got broke up with. No. That's just Dave Portnoy. All right. Here's the, here's the, here's the statistics.

She's really tall. Billy is looking, Some sort of Google spreadsheet with like some things are in blue, some are in pink. News talk. This is the highest ranges. It goes Axel Rose, Mariah Carey, Prince, Stephen Tyler, James Brown, Marvin Gay, haven't found Whitney yet. You're doing a high, you're doing the highest range. That's the highest.

You're saying who's going to hit the highest octave. That's not what I'm saying. She can hit more octaves is going to say. This is highest and lowest. So like the range is the wide. Oh, the widest. Got you. It has a wider range than Whitney.

I don't. I don't think that that is true. actually, it is true. No. Type in, right, type eight. I think you can't.

There isn't a human that can hit eight octas. Mariah can't. What the fuck? Mariah is the goat. No, you can not, bro. No, you cannot.

Whitney Houston, Whitney Houston ranks right below Lord and above Rod Stewart. Wow. Yeah, I mean, great. Where's Taylor Swift? Below Lana Del Rey.

I think he'll is right about the eight others, by the way. Eight octas, bro. I think I've heard that about Mariah Carey. Myly Cyrus is, is above Whitney Houston.

Yeah, she is. Yeah, Miley. Greatest singers alive. Miley, Miley, Miley, Miley, Miley, Maly, M. Eminem is above Whitney Houston. Oh, M&M. Better singer. Rihanna is also above Whitney Houston.

Neil Young. I think any list that has M&M above Whitney Houston in terms of musical ability and singing voice is probably a little fucked up. I don't know. I wonder if they're including auto tune. You might be right. You might be right.

Probably not, I would imagine. Who me? No, you can't include Autotune. My team? Coley. Who's your top five? Like, for what? Female singers.

I mean, I've got Mariah one. I truly think she is the best voice of all time, but far and away. Oh, you know who gets... I'm sorry, go ahead. Well, now I'm interested. What were you going to say? Well, because a lot of people, like, shit on Ariana Grande, but she is fucking fired, though. Her range is insane, though.

You get a crazy voice. Yeah. Who was the woman on the British? TV show who looked like Susan Boyle yeah Susan Boyle no no finish that I just know I knew I had to cut totally off she's too no no that's not true that's not fair it's not gonna end well it could have you knew who I meant clearly it was a good sentence Susan Boyle is a fantastic singer yeah I mean she had to be uh I mean Adele's in this top five

somewhere her voice is crazy free Adele I don't wish you why why free Adela no just like O'Dell Beckham Mm-hmm. Free Odell. Yeah. What do you think about Odell's performance last night? You think he needs another team?

I did not watch. Yeah. Cut him. He caught him? Yeah. We'll send him free again. Send him free him again. You free him out to leave?

We also have, I think we have a sensor button here. We have a bleep out button. So we are going to be censoring Big T because, you know, we have the moral responsibility. You and the mainstream media. Yep. So if Big T starts to get too out of line what it takes, feel free to hit that beat button on them.

We don't want to offend anybody's ears here. Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're... Oh, this is bullshit. This is bullshit. This is bullshed. No. Y'all have a great show. He couldn't believe it.

It's a free exchange of ideas, BigTee. Big Tech, I see you, Big T. So we had you guys write down. a bunch of different conspiracies and things that you wanted to hear us talk about. So we've got a big stack of cards in front of us. I feel like the only way to really do this is to pull it out of a hat. So Big T, can we use your hat?

We've got a hat right here. You've got to use every reason. Cap, that's cap. Does anyone know the Wi-Fi? What are you looking up, Billy? What do you need to know? I'll tell you. He just got to have it in a host, you know what I'm saying?

It's always better to take it out of it. Stay ready, Billy. You need the facts. If they pick your conspiracy, you're going to get a shirt. Yeah, we've got a bunch of shirts. I think we've got a QR code thing on the back. The hat thing's not really the vibe because they're not moving inside of it. Yeah.

No, I say it's more about it. You got just shuffle it, Bill. There you go. We've got macrodosing World Tour T-shirts for sale on the back, and we will be giving you a show. We're also going to do a Q&A later if you want to ask a question. So be thinking about that or if we say something that pisses you off, let us know. Who's speaking? How about Billy pick?

Bill, you pick. All right. The Spurs shut off the AC against the heat in game one of the NBA finals. Smart. That's actually 100% true. Smart. The AC definitely went off,

but did they turn it off? I would. Is that the one to LeBronka? The cramps, yeah. Either that or he should himself like Paul Pierce. He was just... He's not smart. smart enough to do that's just laying down wow that's it actually this is

it's interesting that uh that conversation is viewed there because i'm told that coli and arian had a little bit of disagreement about their top 10 can be in first full time and arian for paul pierce you dropped them off the list entirely no no no he's i think paul pierce is good he's top 40 for sure top 40 he's not top 40 i think top 50 i'm 40 seems a 40 50 okay i'm cool with that but i'm taking Vince car harder over Paul Pierce. Coley was vehemently upset about this. If Aryan's so lucky, so lucky

he's a former professional athlete that could whip my ass, otherwise I'd beat his ass. Yeah, so. It's so much. So for some context, we went out to get Korean barbecue last night, and it's the first time all of us were here in a while. So then after the Korean Barbecue, we head back to the office, and these two stood next to each other and

argued about their top tens from about, I'd say, 11 to 3 a.m. That's not. It's not an overstatement. That was exactly what was happening. And watching it was magical. It was like two titans going at it.

Ollie and Frasier. Make the case, though, that Paul Pierce is not... You're the one who brought this up. Make your case. Okay, this is my case. I feel like they are both relatively around the same range, right? As far as... I feel like Paul Pierce probably has a little better skill set.

It feels important. Okay. Okay. So when I talk about, like, top of all time, Vince Carter demonstrably impacted basketball more than Paul Pierce

demonstrably. You can't even argue with that. Well, I'm about to, but what do you mean? Like, what do you mean? Because he played in Canada?

No, because he is the best dunker that has ever walked to the planet Earth. He's not better than Dominique. You're fucking crazy. He's not better than Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan has a line of clothing

that's the most popular line of clothing. Has nothing to do. Where he's dunking. That's the logo. He's dunking the ball. He's the most famous dunker of all of time. No, I didn't say most famous.

I said the. best. What's that based off of? What's your criteria for best? Style, amount, whatever that was. The dunk where he jumped over a seven foot human to dunk a bat. But he was French.

Who gives a fuck? Oh, Paul. It was alien. No, not over him, bro. Over him? This car, like, the fact that you making this argument is insane to me that he's not the best dunker of all time, though. The best. That at, like, it's

I asked you where your criteria is. Like, based on everything you just said, I'm still taking Gerald Green, though. I'm still taking Zach Eno. Gerald Green over Vince Carter as a dunker. Just dunking? Absolutely. We're done having this conversation.

So... Joe Smith is still the only person in dunk contest history to truly dunk from behind the free... You know what, don't? You're right. So back to the original question. Yeah. Back to the original question.

We have a quote from Jason Terry on whether the AC was turned off in game one of the NBA finals. Let's go, Billy. Pop has done that so many times. I don't know if it's a conspiracy, but I'm telling you, going to San Antonio is a tough place to play. I can remember very well one time where it was cold showers. There was about thousand flies in the locker room. This year, there was a snake in the locker room. So they're

going to pull out all the stops to get in your head. So from the sounds of it, Jason Terry, thinks Pop's turned off the AC. I feel like the state story needs to get a whole lot more run than the AC story. It's like, yeah, there was a fucking snake in the locker room, not like an appliance malfunctioning. Hmm, mm.