Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Long Boobs & Avatar ft. Uncle Chaps
Episode Date: December 13, 2022On today's episode of Nanodosing the crew welcomes back Uncle Chaps to talk everything from long boobs on reddit to what it sounds like having live ammunition shot at you. All of this and so much more... on today's show. Make sure to tune into MACRODOSING, every Thursday at 12am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing
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There's a very cool, there's actually several cool Christmas markets here in New York.
Union Square one.
Yeah, outdoor Christmas markets.
I went to Bryant Park the other day.
It was hell on earth.
I want to go to the Union Square one.
The Union Square one seems to more chill.
You can find some really good gifts there.
Yeah.
And the food.
I want to go there for the food.
Yeah, it's all good, though.
So, you know how it's so hard to buy gifts for your dad?
Mm-hmm.
The one gift that he loves that I've ever gotten him is he also has a messed up nose like me.
Okay.
So I buy him a CPAP machine.
Like, yeah, but they're like not a big machine.
Like the little thing?
The little ones, but it also does.
No, I've been buying him for the past four years.
loves them because he always like loses them by the end of the year right so it's like a refresh
and i'm just praying it like keeps them alive longer that's a good thing because i'm i've gotten
really into uh oxygen because like it messes up everything right yeah i've gotten really
into oxygen too recently yeah no but like breathe like breathing yeah breathing's one of my
like sleep apnea can cause depression can cause like lack of high lack of oxygen i'm really
I've been into oxygen actually for a while.
I love it so much.
I do it in my sleep.
Yeah, I can't do it in my sleep because my nose is so messed up.
Like I'm old school oxygen.
I've been doing oxygen since before you were born.
The new oxygen is more potent though.
Yeah, bring back mid-oxygen.
No, I like oxygen with the lead gasoline, the leaded gasoline in it.
Sometimes I like to do like a no-oxygen trip, so I go up to the mountains for a little bit.
I deprive myself of it
and then when I get back to sea level
I just snort that stuff up
you actually like mostly nitrogen
but yeah yeah I like to do lines of oxygen
sometimes
welcome back to nanodosing
oh god
we're talking oxygen
I used to call it oxy but you can't call it that
anymore yeah
that got really confusing for a couple weeks
of my drug dealer
yeah let me get some of that oxy
nope not that kind
we're back on nanodosing we've got uncle chaps in the studio today big uc recurring guest on
macro dosing he was on the iraq war episode and uh yeah wait billy's about to touch a button oh my god
billy billy billy's about to touch the button let me touch the fucking button chaps his mic wasn't on
so i i said to make sure it was on but now billy's over here there we go good call mad dog
stepped in, took care of it.
She means business.
I was just there to make sure they didn't press the button that I pressed.
He was staring something down.
Billy was doing the don't press this button.
I was like, whoa, because, you know, flip the switch and then it's like, which switch?
So we're back.
It's nanodosing.
That is Uncle Chaps.
Hello, Chaps.
Hello.
The mustache looks great.
Thank you.
Mad Dog.
I noticed that there were a couple clips that came out on last week's episode.
And the Mad Dog's simps were out in full force.
because like the clip started with a camera angle on Mad Dog
and there were just some real creep that like immediately replied like
yeah mad dog
I appreciate all of our listeners and I love you all
but some of some of them
just play cool yeah just be cool
you don't ever feel gassed up by it
I did when I first started the podcast
and now I get nervous
what's the weirdest DM you've ever
received oh oh i mean i got a i got a dm of just someone's ball one single ball whoa a ball shot i
like that one just make them one more yeah no that's good was that lance first one's free
was that lance it was and he it was it was it was someone who he just unzipped his gene jeans pulled
out one ball and it was just like a ball on top of oh that's a classic beer pong trick it's a bit
Yeah.
No, that's, no, because when there's one cup and you're trying to distract them.
Yeah, listen, we're laughing at Billy.
I've done it.
I've done that trip before.
When only dudes are around.
Just one ball, though.
I know.
Usually I take both.
And then, I mean, I haven't done this probably like 10, 14 years.
But I'd take, like, my sack and then you pull it like through the waistband.
No, but it's one.
And you just have the sack hanging down.
That's always good for a lot.
the Texas bell buckle.
Yes.
Yeah, there you go.
But it's just the one.
And then people are like, whoa, is that?
What is that?
And they're like, oh, it's just your ball.
That's funny.
Yeah.
Is this a two Americas thing, Aaron?
Aaron's looking like that, you look like that meme from love is blind with that woman who's just like squinty eye like, hmm.
I see it.
You just walk around with your balls out and show people?
No, just during beer pong.
You're trying to distract those.
Just when you're drinking around guys.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got it.
But it's like in the pregame, but it's just dudes.
Just setting the same.
Yeah.
Yeah, totally normal thing to do.
Well, I got sent it from a man to a girl, so.
No ball shots.
That's sexual harassment.
Yeah.
Don't send me ball pictures, please.
Don't do it.
No ball pictures.
That don't work.
Like, that never worked.
Like, not once in the human history has everybody sent a ball or dick pick unsolicited.
And then the girl was like, yeah.
I need to suck that thing.
This shit don't happen, yo.
This shit, stop being.
fucking horn dog
what if a ball picture worked though
like
that's an electric ball
you would have you would have to have on a museum
you would have to have the best ball of all time
because I think like balls
maxed out at like slightly
like the best ball that you
can hope for is still really gross
the balloon deor
the ballon d'or
yeah
oh you mean like in real life like the trophy
yeah no but I'm just saying like
the human testicle is probably
the grossest part of the body.
On a scale of 1 to 10,
what's the highest the ball could get?
I think like seven and a half,
like just for perfect.
That's high.
Probably like the artificial ball
that makes it look like an absolute egg.
The nudical?
Yeah.
Maybe that could get it like an eight.
Those are the funniest things
where if you get your dog neutered,
sometimes the vet will try to sell you neuticles,
which is fake balls that you can put into your dog scrotum.
That's not true because I try to get them.
For you?
No, for my dog.
It's absolutely true.
It's definitely made for people exactly like Billy
that have some sort of their own masculinity
tied into their dog's nutsack.
Like, can we give us some prosthetics now?
It was a joke because you've said this before.
And they're like, no, we don't do that.
And I was like, okay, I mean, I was just wondering.
Some vets do.
It's a real thing.
I would say that the cap on a ball, probably a two.
Really?
Yeah.
How can a ball be better than a two?
No.
I mean, if we're talking smooth,
like the topography of your ball could be a lot better.
I'm rating it.
I'm on PFT side.
Two.
It doesn't give, it does, balls are gross.
Yeah.
Good point.
They are.
I saw some balls this weekend.
I saw some new balls.
It's been a while since I've seen a new pair of balls.
I was at, uh, I went to sleep no more on Saturday night with Donnie.
Is that a club?
No, sleep no more.
No, it's like a, uh, it's like an immersive theater type performance.
So it's like loosely based.
around Macbeth and it's got all these different actors and you follow them through this
three dimensional scene it's like it's set in a hotel with multiple levels so you follow the actors
around from scene to scene and uh you're wearing these masks so you feel like you're part of the
background and it's uh it was interesting it was a pretty cool thing to do but at one point this dude
just gets into a bathtub and then just gets out and like runs across the room and just saw balls
flapping it's always shocking to see nuts in public there is a lot better
comedic value in balls than I think any other body part yes yeah that's the thing it's like
yeah they've balls aren't hot but they've got a great personality yeah yeah balls can be very very
funny balls are the ways that other body parts cannot when you like walk into prom and you're like
have those balls get that girl yeah yeah yeah exactly yeah they got they must know something I don't
but yeah see seeing nuts in public is always always shocking she let me hit because my well-kept balls
I got my first nudie DM the other day, actually.
Oh, congrats.
It wasn't good.
I mean, it was some very...
Have you ever been to R, like Reddit, R long boobs?
I've not been to R long boobs, no.
It's a good one to check out.
There's some real long titties in there.
But this one that I got super long tities.
But she was wearing ZBT merch, so I was cool with it.
Oh, that's cool.
So, like, you're talking long, like hanging down?
Yeah, the longer, the better.
Yeah, long and flats.
I feel like that's...
That used to be more common.
Have boobs changed?
And was I having this conversation with you guys?
I feel like boobs, 1960s boobs look different from modern boobs.
How?
I don't know.
They just, they went down and out, down and out.
Oh, yeah.
The banana boob.
Like you could almost do like a snowboard slope the other way?
Exactly, yeah.
Like almost like a half pipe.
Just like down and out.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm just making that up.
Maybe I'm.
It could.
there could be what have you noticed billy in your studies i mean maybe there's like endocrinological
disruptors that are just affecting all types of androgygous regions that sounds right to me i see i disagree
i think it's because technology i think back in the day if you're going to have tits on camera
they had to be dynamite tits now anybody's tits can be on the camera at any given time so you don't
just have top tier titty that's making making waves you have lower tier tittys that you have lower tier tits
that have joined the party.
The people's boobs.
Kate Upton is a modern example.
Yeah.
What about her?
Well, it's just like you're saying they changed, but like that's...
Wait, so we're saying Kate Upton is an example of a woman who has boobs?
Vintage.
You think she's got vintage boobs?
She's got analog boobs.
Should I Google Kate Upton boobs?
Throwback.
For research.
For research.
Research.
Research bog.
Yeah, we're getting horny on this one day.
We're all you talk about balls and boots.
This is wild.
This is wild, actually.
It's actually wild.
Okay, we're not going to talk about it.
When girls, they were like,
all dudes sit around and just talk about boobs.
Y'all doing exactly that.
All right, yeah, good point.
Just on Monday.
Good point.
We'll move on.
We'll move on from Boob Talk.
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Big T.
I want to know what are you teed off about what happened this weekend in Big T's life?
I'm not teed off about anything.
This weekend was fun.
I had some friends in town.
Tennessee was playing basketball here.
One of my friends did posit a hypothetical that I would like y'all's thoughts on because
he's adamant that this has happened.
I'm adamant and has not.
he claims that every square inch of sidewalk in New York City has at one point had urine on it.
I am convinced this is not true.
I agree with you.
Yeah, I would agree with you.
You're talking any form of urine.
I don't think we specified that, but I would open it to any form.
I think there's two ways you could spin this because I think this.
could apply to almost everything.
But if you were like that specific spot,
not just the slab of concrete,
like that spot since painted it.
Right, no,
but not even that's just like spot in time and space.
Probably at one point had some sort of animal or human
throughout the course of history,
dating back to the dinosaurs that may have urinated there.
I think that's very plausible.
There's new sidewalks in New York.
So that's what I said.
There's some sidewalks that are three months.
Yeah. And those probably not. I would imagine a lot of the curbs too because people don't really walk their dogs on the edge of the street here and people don't really piss right on the road. So I'd imagine if there is unpissed area, it would be on the curb. Yeah. But, but you know, people pee between cars right on the curb. You know what I'm saying? That's, I don't, I think that there's too much sidewalk for that to be true. I agree. I will say that a lot of sidewalk has been pissed on. Oh, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
An overwhelming percentage for sure.
Yeah.
In the 80s or 90s.
Big T, how much contribution to making urinated sidewalks did you do with your friends this weekend?
Zero, dude.
That's such a stupid question.
Well, I mean, how did this conversation come up?
There was dog piss on the sidewalk.
Or you were peeing on the sidewalk with your friends?
No, dude.
That's what you do because you're an alcoholic.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's out of nowhere.
Stupid question, Billy.
You've been rebuked.
Damn. So this stupid conversation didn't come up from a stupid question.
I used to actually carry around a thermos when I would take Leroy for a walk because he would
pee so much on the sidewalk that it would be, it would be a scene whenever he would pee.
Like his bladder was massive. He could go like 12 hours without pissing, if not more.
And so I would have to carry a thermos. So I would wash away all of his piss when he took a leak.
People usually saw that and they were like, wow, that's very considerate. And I was like,
I was like, it is, but it's also like, I think it's like the most basic form of just like being a responsible dog owner that you could have so that your dog doesn't just like fill a lake up with his piss on the sidewalk and everyone has to walk through it.
I'm surprised more people don't do that.
Yeah.
I mean, when you have like little dogs, which most in New York City, they have small high energy little dogs, which are probably the worst combo of an apartment, a small apartment.
But they just have smaller pisses.
Yeah.
who cares if it's if it's a small dog but if you have like a big a big boy he peed more than I did
so imagine that much piss just hanging out on the sidewalk also people who don't buy food
to make neat poops in the city because that's how I base my my dog food buying there's this
dog food that puts pumpkin in it so it's like easier to pick up oh yeah yeah you get it nice
and it's like it's almost like Play-Doh yeah yeah um chaps I'm going to be buying a dog soon
Are acquiring a dog soon.
What kind?
When I moved to Chicago, that's still up in the air.
Thinking something big.
Oh, you don't have a specific dog in mine.
No.
Yeah, I think I'm going to rescue a dog.
I'm going to save its life.
I'm going to be a superhero.
And so I'm trying to think of what kind of dog.
I've been getting really into watching Tibetan Mastiffs on Instagram and TikTok recently.
Those are beautiful.
They actually, there was one that I saw the other day that straight up looked like a lion.
Like if you had that dog on the street and somebody walked around a corner and looked at it,
they would probably think that there was a lion on the street.
Yeah, those dogs can be massive.
They can get like 250 pounds.
They're huge.
They're also like $100,000 because they're owned by like the super rich Chinese aristocracy.
Yeah, that's why I'm trying to get one.
Do you think I get a discount on it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think they're bred by like monks.
So there's different types of Tibet Massif.
You can get a Tibet Mastiff here in the United States.
It's not like a six-figure dog, like a reasonable price.
dog right just like queen elizabeth had a shit ton of corgis but you can get corgi here yeah exactly in
china they they they breed them specifically to sell them for a shitload of money so they they like
fro-picked their uh all their hair so they're these big fluffy dogs with with giant mains and
shit and they're bred to be like as big as possible those are the ones there was one that was sold for
i want to say like 500 000 a couple years ago what's crazy is those big dogs originated in
Central Asia like around there yeah like that was where they're from they would guard guard the
flock yeah and then they brought the molosser the molossus breed i think it was Alexander the
greater someone was gifted dogs from central asia that were just these gigantic molossus dogs
and that's like the basis of all molosser dogs in uh like great danes mastiffs yeah bulldogs
yeah so while they are affectionate with their own family the Tibetan Mastis
is not a good family dog being far too large and too protective he is likely to mistake
intentions of their family's friends so i will not be going to your house with that fucking
mutt no i'm definitely not going to get a Tibetan mask those those are very very expensive
even if you get one like the hair up keys that drive you nuts you got it though that's you
know what you're starting to sound like big tea erin feel like every episode you definitely
got it though okay every episode big big tea speculates on how much money
I make.
You definitely be counting your pockets.
He definitely count in your pockets.
I'm envious.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
You got it, though.
I'm probably going to...
You're so silly.
Subject change.
No, I'm saying I'm going to adopt the dog.
I'm going to get one from a rescue place, but preferably a big boy or girl.
I'm a shit weird.
What?
Dogs just in general?
Well, yes, but then adopting the dogs, it's like, you're not adopting.
It's the whole thing.
You are adopting.
Whoa, whoa.
The whole thing.
Oh, you don't know.
I don't fuck with dogs.
Oh, man.
He hates dogs.
I hates them.
All of them.
I can't stand him.
Even though there's many photo shoots of Arian back in the day being very friendly with dogs.
There's one photo shoot and that nigga didn't move.
It looks like you're having a great time.
I wasn't.
Hypocrisy much.
I told him, if this dog owners, if this dog bites him, I'm going to fuck your dog up.
I'm just letting you know.
Whatever.
So I'm going to get a big dog and then it's going to be great.
Are you going to be?
I hope he turns on you.
I'll help you train it in Chicago
Thanks, Chaps
Chaps. Chaps is moving to
Chaitown. They won't.
I was a dog handler for like 10 years.
I hope this one bites you.
No way.
My favorite video that Chaps ever put out
was his two dogs,
Baby Dale Woohoo
and Gusy boy from heaven above.
That's right.
And Gus is like a Mastiff mix, right?
Yeah, a Mastiff Ridgeback.
And so he's a big dog.
He's got a big bed.
Baby Dale Woohoo is, is he a rat terrier?
Don't you dare.
He's a Chihuahua.
Chihuahua, sorry.
I'll tear yourself.
A little tiny dog.
And the Chihuahua stole the Mastiff's bed.
And then his Mastiff was sleeping on this tiny little cushion over the corner.
Like a cat-sized bed.
It's very, it's very cute.
Arian, have a question for you.
Avatar.
Shoot.
How we feel.
Rate your excitement right now on a scale of 1 to 10 on how pumped, how jacked up are you to see
Avatar. I'm seeing it on Thursday night. I've been waiting on this for years when when nobody
around me was Avatar fans and they didn't believe me. And it's just, it feels like, you know,
Christmas is, it's coming early a little bit, you know. The season of perpetual hope is
bringing me back one of the greatest fantasy lands of all time. And I'm just, I just can't put it
into words, man. I'm rambling. I'm rambling when I get emotional, you know.
So the reviews are really, really good for Avatar, too.
I don't know if you've read any of them, but there's some people.
I haven't.
I haven't and I won't, but of course there.
It's course it's good.
It's taking 10 plus years.
James Cameron would be knocking shit out to park, bro.
I'm going to talk about he, they invented like some kind of submarine shit to do the
filming for this.
Like, it's insane.
Like, this is going to be amazing.
Is this another James Cameron water tank film?
Do you think they got the old Titanic water tank out?
They might.
obsessed with water.
Yeah.
James Cameron, like me, I'm an oxygen boy.
James Cameron loves water.
Like he fucking, he would nut water if he could.
Oh, I heard this crazy story.
He drinks that stuff like it's beer.
That James Cameron was filming, was filming an underwater submarine thing, like going to see
the Titanic.
And then in the documentary, while they were underwater, I think either looking at the
Titanic or at like the lowest point of the ocean, they come.
come back up and 9-11 happens yeah that's it's pretty wild there was a story that was kind of like
that in the pandemic where there was this submarine that was so deep that they didn't get any
communication and they go for like six months and when they came out they would get like news briefs
about what's been happening and things like that and they thought that all the people were
fucking with them they're like yeah man nobody went outside for like three weeks everybody just
stayed in their house there's like no bread no milk anything and people couldn't go anywhere
and the submarine guys were like,
that's not fucking true.
Yeah, you got it.
It's a classic prank.
Yeah.
I would say that when Jeff Bezos went to outer space on Blue Origin,
when he came back,
we should all just pretend not to know who he is.
Yeah.
Just be like, what's Amazon?
Also, that shouldn't count.
I don't think that those space,
they go super high in the stratosphere,
that shouldn't count.
It was lower than the highest recorded plane flight.
Right.
So there was a plane that flew higher than Jeff Bezos took the thing.
I wrote a whole article on it.
It was actually, it was fake space.
Like, yes, there was technically zero gravity,
but people have taken planes higher than they went up.
There's been a drone.
Not commercial planes, though.
Not commercial planes, but, like, you could, you know,
there's Air Force pilots that flew higher than that.
I've gotten really into watching, like, airplane disaster films
and, like, airplane disaster documentaries on YouTube.
And there was, I don't know, it's just a weird thing that I'm into.
Don't judge me.
The algorithm got me, right?
I just, I ain't mad at it.
I mean, you're not a Nazi.
There was, yeah, maybe this is like on the path, though.
This is how they start to indoctrinate you through aviation, aviation movies.
But there was this one where it was these two commercial airplane pilots that were flying,
I think they call it like a deadhead flight.
So they didn't have anybody on their plane.
They were moving the plane to another airport so that they could, in turn, loaded up the next morning to take a bunch of people somewhere.
And they were flying this plane that is,
normally meant to go, I think, 35,000 at the tops, but it could potentially get up to like
42,000 as like the maximum flight ceiling for it. So they get in the plane and then they say,
you want to try to take this thing as high as we can. They're just like broing out, just like
taking it out for a spin. They climb up to 42,000 feet. And because they're using like the autopilot
settings, there's not enough lift over the wings. It's not going fast enough to maintain altitude up
there because the air is so thin. And so the plane starts to stall out and point down,
they lose their engine power. And then instead of like calling back to like on the radio to get
advice on how to restart the engines because they technically weren't supposed to be up that high,
they try to restart it on their own. The plane just keeps dropping and dropping and dropping.
And then when they finally reported, they're like, hey, we've lost two engines. They give them
the restart procedure and they didn't have enough time to get it restarted. So they just crashed.
and died the two pilots that just like took this plane out for a spin but it was it was like a little
bit funny listening to them as they're going up because they're they're like oh my god we're
fucking doing it this is crazy and then they get up to 42,000 feet and they look out and they're
like how does it look out of your window and the guy's like uh it's like pretty much the same
as 35,000 but they're acting like they're doing like the most reckless road trip thing ever
and you think pilots would know that right like that's
It's like a car driver.
You know that going 120 is bad.
Like, sure, can't it do it?
Yes.
Should I do it down 95?
Probably not.
Yeah, I guess they didn't realize that when the autopilot was set in, when they put in
the altitude, that you would have to, like, you would have to increase the speed and
you'd have to, like, pitch the nose up to maintain that altitude.
And if you just pitch the nose up without increasing speed at that height, it's just
going to stall the plane because you're going to go too slow.
Can you do that on your simulator?
I can. Yeah, no, I've been up to 45,000 feet on my simulator and an F-15.
Did you know there's a drone that hasn't came down in a year and a half?
Is it refueling?
It is, has the power. It's illegal to do in civilian world, like for cars, but we have
the technology to do it where they essentially have eternal power because of the way that
they go up and down. It creates the power of almost like a wind turbine up there.
And it's in the stratosphere, like way up in the stratosphere. It flies around at like 40,000
feet all those images that you see that are really accurate of like north korea china it's from those
types of drones that are going way up high that no other countries can even detect so like free
falls and like wind turbines charges a battery of doesn't free fall it just goes up and down like the
it only adjust like 150 feet the entire time how it's just perpetual motion and perpetual energy
how is that part of newton's law that energy can't be created like well because it's using it's
using gravity as it goes down right to build up energy to make it climb right back up what's that
perpetual you would you would think that at some point no matter like how efficient it was using that
energy at some point it would need to like recharge or get something else but is it going to be up there
forever yeah they could take them down there was one that got taken down it was the longest one that's
been up there and i think it was i mean i think it was two years you could probably google it unmaned
drone for two years on the air and it's a crazy story because
Because I didn't know about it until about six months ago is when I saw it.
That's crazy.
It's not, it's just a picture drone, right?
It couldn't, it's not, it couldn't drone strike somebody?
No, no, no, no.
Definitely not.
It's, it's just for pictures and things like that.
How does it, because perpetual motion, isn't that supposed to be like, like impossible?
By itself, yeah, by somebody that can do it naturally made.
No, there's been all kinds of cars that have tried to develop whenever you're
going 80 miles an hour down the road,
using that wind speed to keep your car going,
kind of like how a hybrid car does.
Like when you stop,
it'll store it more energy.
They're trying to find a way that all those gaps,
I know Tesla is doing this,
all those gaps that are in like the grill of the car,
that those bring in wind that in turn powers the car.
Power is a turbine.
Big oil doesn't want that.
No.
That would, uh,
guitar doesn't want that.
They don't.
The video just came out right now of Donnie and me going to the USA England game.
So I guess I can say now we did acid and went to the USA versus England game.
I'd never done acid before my life.
It was not a good place to do it for the first time.
I don't know what it was supposed to feel like.
I got really hot and sweaty and I was like very on edge and paranoid about what was going on.
I was, like, just trying to maintain the entire time.
I was in the stands.
I think I did it.
Donnie and I did a pretty decent job, I think, of keeping a level head while we're going through this.
But Donnie got his hands on some acid over there, no idea how.
And he was like, hey, do you want to do this?
And I thought to myself, you know what?
Like, I think I owe it to the people to take acid and to go to this game and to bring home a tie.
What did you do in Hong Kong, rolling, right?
MDMA.
Yeah.
That was the first time ever did MDMA, probably the last time that I'll do it.
and I think this is
I don't know if I'm going to do acid again
I didn't have a great time
I didn't have like a bad trip or anything
I didn't like psych myself out
or go to a super dark place
it was just not a great environment
I don't think to be like in Qatar
where it's highly illegal
and in a stadium filled with like
60,000 strangers
with no beer
in the stadium whatsoever
it was it was a weird environment
to be doing it for the first time in
and I'm just happy that we got
we got out of there and brought home a tie acid seems like the scary like i never want to do
acid because being trapped in like a trip seems like the scariest shit like ever i think if you've got
that mentality that you're going to have a bad trip going into it it could probably be bad for you
um and i'm not saying that acid's good because i personally don't even know like this i'm i'm a rookie
when it comes to it i am not a drug guy despite the fact that like we joke about me being a drug guy a lot
And so I was just going into it, I was like, just everything's going to be cool.
I was like, I was forcing myself into a positive mindset.
It was like, do or die for me.
I was like, you have to have a good mindset in this or else it's going to be hell on earth.
I think the best way to defend that you're not actually a drug guy is that you only do drugs for content.
Yeah, no, that's true.
So it seems like it.
Like, PFT's not doing acid randomly by himself.
Right.
I don't, I've never done acid before and probably won't do it again.
haven't done MDMA since probably not going to do that again it's just acid alone's a real cry for help
that's a real cry for help dude there's some crazy stories everyone there the worst college stories
ever heard involved acid like one time there was a guy who did a bunch of acid and was just
who ate his iPhone like was chomping down on his iPhone it sounds like a urban urban legend it's not I
I was there.
You saw him eat his iPhone?
The guy went ballistic, was trying to bang down a door,
then started biting down on his iPhone
and like bid it.
And this guy was like a 250 pound wrestler
and he was just going nuts.
He ate his iPhone?
Yeah.
He sounds like a dog.
Like scratching down a door,
chewing on things he shouldn't be chewing on.
This guy was pretty damn close to the cocaine bear.
He was a very damn.
dangerous individual at that moment.
Wow.
Yeah.
So I guess the moral of the story is if you do acid, do it in a safe place.
Like this guy.
Not guitar.
Not guitar.
Not guitar.
I'd say that Qatar is probably bottom five country to do acid in.
Just based on my own.
Secondallics are not like a party drug.
It's not like something you take to like go have fun.
It's like something you take for self should be anyway for like self introspection.
So you're supposed to reflect on self and do it in an environment like with nature.
You're supposed to have a spotter, somebody who's done it before, kind of ease you into the process.
But it's not like for drugs.
It's not like cocaine.
Let's go do a hit ad.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
That's why people will be having bad trips.
Yeah.
I think if I do it next time, it'll definitely be in a more calm situation.
I just thought to myself when Donnie mentioned that he had it, I was just like, you know, if there's one way to guarantee.
that people will watch
this video, it's to just be like
Donnie and PFT went to a World Cup
Game in Qatar on acid.
It's just like gasoline on a fire.
And he smuggled it in, right?
No, I don't think so. I don't know how he got it there.
We actually talked about it on extra dosing.
Maybe he did.
I don't know.
It just looks like a dot on a piece of cardboard.
So it would be very hard to distinguish
like a piece of cardboard with a little bit of glue
from a piece of cardboard with acid on it.
And dogs aren't trained to find that either.
Oh, acid?
It's one of the only ones that they don't do.
Because it's just not a big enough concern to waste your time on it.
It's odorless, so they can't smell it?
They probably could pick it up because they can smell like cancer and people,
but it's not something that we ever trained for.
What are some things that dogs are trained to smell that maybe we don't think of?
Because obviously they're trying to smell explosives,
trying to smell like marijuana, cocaine.
What else?
So I can explain that process.
if you want. Sure. Yeah. How we do it. So with the dogs, for drugs, for example, if you're
going to train a drug dog, there's six different types of drug, drug that you would use. So you use
like MDMA, hash, marijuana, cocaine, heroin, and methamphetamines. So the theory behind that is,
it's kind of like teaching the dogs to find color. If you teach them to find red and blue,
they're going to be able to find whatever purple. And if you do, uh, whatever, the colors that make all of the
six will completely cover the spectrum
of whatever drugs. Same things with
bombs. There's nine different types of primary
explosives that people use. If you
train them and they can find all of those nine,
they can find the derivative of those nine
as well. Okay. Wow.
So the bomb dogs, let's say
we're going to the airport. I
flew somewhere for Thanksgiving. So I was in the airport
and they make you walk past
the dog and you have to walk across
a floor and the dog's walking around
with the handler. What are they
sniffing for? So it's called
vapor wave so whenever there's a vapor or there's a smell in the air it travels along almost like
if you put in you know when you're watching the news and it'll have like different fronts that are
coming in smells will work in the same type of front direction where it goes up and down and then it'll
eventually go up they walk those dogs through and the dog could detect on the vapor if there's
going to be explosive then they'll show it it's called a positive change so they'll show a change
of behavior and then the handler will know to look closer about what's going on but to answer your
original question like termites for example on these long like if you're going in Canada for example
and they have a 15 15 mile long radius where they need to check out all these different poles
because some of them have broke they'll take these dogs that are trained to find termite send
it down the entire length and the dogs will mark which ones they go because they'll stop stare
the handler has binoculars and you could see the dog so you mark that one that they're going to go check it out
they could detect cancer they trained them on covid when that was going on whoa so they i mean basically
anything they could figure i mean they can sense fear they can like whenever you're going to a diabetic shock
that's how you know how serious it is they pick up the lower level of sugar and insulin in somebody's
blood before medical devices can wow that's insane so they're training sense fear yeah fear and you could
train them. So if you're training a dog to have a seizure, for instance, when somebody
like has their, if they'd see the hand of somebody start to shake a little bit, the dog
knows to get closer because you train like it's successive approximation. You're going baby steps
and how big you'd go up. Eventually, if you teach somebody the seizures, if you just move your hand
like that, the dog will come and put their body on you as like a stabilizing force. Wow. I saw this one
video of this guy that was competing in a jiu jitsu tournament. And he like,
was getting pin he was getting trapped on the mat by by his opponent and his dog comes trotting
across the mat comes up to him and just puts both of his paws like on the guy's chest to provide
pressure because i i think it was um like an anxiety attack uh that that the dog was trained to spot
so it was like providing pressure on him trying to get him out of it and then the match obviously
stop and then everybody in the like all the judges and the opponents just took turns like
scratching the dog's ears you know good good dog and a lot of times whenever you have that
scenario when that somebody passes out or faints, a lot of the dogs are taught to lay across the
neck because, like, you can go cold and whenever you warm it up, it feels, it's almost comforting
to you, like in nature, your mom doing that, essentially. That's what they're doing is they're
nurturing you back to being okay. That's amazing. What about dogs now, Aaron?
Don't care. But you know what? I'm going to get, we should, we should get a dog for Aryan.
Because this is the classic
classic scenario where
like a dad
A dad gets a dog and he's like
Oh I don't want this stupid dog
Next thing you know he's about the fire
Yeah
They're like the closest friends of all time
I love that that there are dogs that help people
And save lives that's amazing
But y'all are only telling one side of the story
It's fucking bias
You all ain't telling no stories about the project dogs
The Chase niggies down the street
I tell you no stories about niggas to get bit
Y'all ain't telling all these other stories.
So it's like, just provide a little balance.
Y'all over here trying to make me out to be a bad guy.
Well, no, I mean, let's use our heads, Zerian, because you always, you always are one that
would look at things in the correct perspective and say, why are we so afraid of sharks?
Why do we hate sharks so much when we kill 67 million of them each year and they kill like two
of us?
I'm not, I would never, I know exactly why we're afraid of sharks.
But you don't hate sharks, right?
I'm not in proximity with them enough to have an opinion on them.
This is why it's going to be walking down the street with sharks.
You know what I mean?
I do think a lot of people are like there's no bad dogs and that's just categorically untrue.
My dad is also not a dog person because he was like attacked when he was younger.
He like tells a story about how he like was with his brother sneaking into a junkyard.
And literally he got caught by junkyard dogs.
Like that was back when all those cartons.
tune chunk yard dogs that were real and he got caught by like a couple Doberman pinchers and he just
hates dogs I love dogs so and he's even like a little wary around my dog so I totally understand
how like there's a definitely different viewpoint on dogs depending on your own personal experience
the Doberman might be the most trumped up dog that there is because if they don't have their
like ears clipped and their tails cropped they look like little pussies yeah they're so goofy yeah
They look like
Weimaranas, right?
Is that the...
Weimariner?
Yeah.
Billy used the German pronunciation of it.
Weimerwiner.
Vindna.
You have the Weimarana?
You have to say Vimerana.
Yeah, no, the Domerans, when they got the floppy ears,
they just look like a bunch of little goofballs.
Right.
And they're not intimidating at all.
Rottweilers look scary no matter what, but they're awesome dogs.
Right.
The ear clipping thing, I totally...
I think it's unnecessary nowadays, but I understand why.
they did it because my dog gets ear infections all the time and I'm always putting drops in there
and I was like well the clip the clip thing you know played a role I won't point to let it breathe more
so yeah so it doesn't get like the the air gets trapped or whatever yeah and then it gets moist
and then there's an infection yeast yeah yeah so I get it but it's just so unnecessary nowadays
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Aaron, how's your weekend?
What did you get into?
Uh, I golfed pretty much all weekend, man.
Not gonna lie.
That sounds awesome.
Yo, my, um, my follow cart came in, the Stewart Q follow.
Not an ad, just, uh, happy fucking consumer.
That thing is fired, dog.
You put your bag on it.
You got your little, uh, remote.
You hook it to the back of your belt.
You press follow on the remote.
And it just follows you everywhere to go throughout the fairway, the rough, wherever you
at.
And you can even control it to the manual mode to where you can, like,
put it next to the next tea while you putting on the green it shit is it makes walking so
so much more enjoyable because you ain't got to like actually push your car it's like having a caddy
so it's like you you're really out there playing the course and you on tour or some shit it's
it's it's it's amazing though it's amazing technology any mishaps like hitting a child
like test no there's no no there's no children on autopilot yeah that would be that'd be
tough to explain. Sorry, my, my bag robot that I'm too lazy to push around, ran over your kid.
Any missteps forth, though, at all? Like going into a bunker, going into the water or anything?
Nah, I tried to, I tried to, there was this one curve on this one part three where you kind of have to walk down and then walk up. And it's this concrete road that was kind of like real wavy.
It fell on its side, but it was my fault. It wasn't that. I was just kind of trying to push it to its limit.
But I just have no complaints with that thing.
That thing is fire.
And my first hole at a day, I birdied the first hole of the day.
It was like, we set.
I ended up shooting the 94, but.
Did you name your cart?
I should, huh?
You should name the robot, yeah.
I should, yeah.
I'm going to think about it.
I'm going to give it some time, you know?
You got to care about the...
I do like the idea of doing a recurring segment just called happy fucking consumer.
Like, just a product.
that you purchase that you're that you're very pleased with well that let this be the opening
episode because that motherfucker is it's a it's like i think it's like 2500 something like that
it's a lot of money but it's uh i play so much golf you said what i i mumbled 29 i looked it up
oh yeah well it depends if you got the black or the carbon i got the black okay yeah
29.
Does you have a speaker on it?
No, I just, I put a little speaker in my bag,
Bluetooth speaker on my bag.
Got a little,
this is what I'm saying.
It's like a very enjoyable.
If you like golf,
it's like one of the most enjoyable things because I got the Bluetooth speaker.
You know,
I got the portable battery.
I got the phone.
We have there viving with music, golf.
It's just an amazing.
I can't wait.
I'm so mad.
I don't know if I've never paid attention enough
because I haven't been golfing like that.
Yeah.
But these last four months,
I actually golf, five months.
it's raining like a
motherfucking Houston right now
and I don't remember ever
it raining this much
and I could be wrong
but it's just like
every time it rains
I can't go golf
you know what I'm saying
San Antonio's San Diego right now
yeah
it's just annoying man
so whatever
I'll get over it
it's great product though
but you try 94
what's your handicap out now
it's still around like 19 18
but um
I guarantee
by the end of the year
I'm gonna crack
I'm gonna get in the high 80s
it's like you know
so like before when I first was talking about
or first was playing golf
I was shooting in the high 90s
low hundreds but that was also like
oh let me get a mulligan here
or let me move my ball out the way
I'm from the tree that type
that's the kind of hundreds I wasn't
right now I'm legit shooting like low 90s
to where it's like I'm playing it for real
to where you play it as it lies
no mulligans shit like that like
and so it's like it's legit and so like I can actually see
I've been taking lessons and shit
Like, it's fun, man.
But you are tempted to take a mulligan, I imagine.
Nah, because it's like who you cheating at the end of the day.
I would say, who are you fooling?
It's like, it's your score.
Yeah.
So it's like, why play the game?
Like, if I go out with some of the homies and we're just drinking and stuff,
I'm not really keeping score like that.
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm just playing good shots, having some drinks, shit like that.
But like, if I'm out there, like, really trying to score,
there's no, I ain't trying to cheat myself.
There ain't no point.
How far can you drive?
Uh, my farthest, it was a tad downhill, but my farthest is, it was like 350 something.
Damn.
It was like 352, yeah.
Um, but on average, it's not my average at all.
On average, I'm probably around 280, 290.
But I hit this, it was crazy because they had this like narrow fairway, um, for, uh, part four.
And it's a narrow fairway.
It was a short part four.
it's probably like
290
and so I just
put my three wood out
and I was like
I'm just gonna swing light
because I don't
you know what I'm trying to get
trying to get it in the fairway
so I could play
I hit that bitch on a green
and had an eagle put
it was crazy
it was shit flew
and it was like two
it was so it was like two 90
with my three wood
so it's like
I don't know
when you start
when you start really practicing
and stuff
you can see the
um
you can see the
you know
the product of the work
that you've been putting in.
I've been really practicing that shit
because I don't got nothing else to do.
Damn, that's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
I would like to get back on the course.
I got these new clubs from Taylor Made.
So I went and they did that like swing fitting thing.
That's when I hurt my forearm.
And they gave me like I wanted to get the most elderly set of clubs possible.
So I got like all hybrids except for I think I've got like a seven iron,
eight iron, nine iron, but I've got like.
four or five hybrids i just want to be able to go out on the golf course and not lose every single
ball you know like i want to be able to be good enough at golf where it's fun not where it's just a pain
the ass for everybody else that i'm with i got the new tailor mates too and i got rid of the
dyson or bryson de chambos like the same linked ones i had those they worked pretty decently
but i always felt like a fucking idiot whenever i was walking around with those and i would be
pair with somebody else and they'd be like is that the bryson because that just makes me
look like I am a huge Bryson guy.
Yeah. Yeah. That I just buy whatever he
has. They're like, oh, cool, do you have a Bentley
in the parking lot too? Like, no, I don't.
What's he up to these days? I haven't heard much
from her boy, Bryson, or big solo and steroid boy.
All those live golf guys.
Yeah. I got caught
in the, he got caught in my
algorithm for YouTube, because I've been watching a whole
bunch of golf YouTube videos. And so he pops up a bunch
and so I've watched a few of his videos. He's basically
like trying to build his YouTube brand
because like there's a part of the
golf world that like hates all the live players they feel like they sold out and so like he's
trying to like build the person I mean it seems like a cool dude to me I don't I don't got no
qualms with him but uh he definitely he just he just go out and you know shoot nine shoot 18
play with other people he collabs with a lot of other like internet golfers like YouTube golfers
so I imagine that he's he's probably not that fun to hang out with though I've seen enough
why i've heard i've heard like there's like a lot of disdain towards him i don't know why though
like i haven't dug into i just see it i see the beef online like i don't know what's what's the
issue he's just a dork and he's always he's yelling at people you can tell that he's a jerk
because of how he acts towards people that um that are like working for the tournament out on the
course so like he'll scream at a rules official that comes over and gives him a ruling and
then call somebody else over he'll he's a big time like let me see your manager kind of guy
He's a care
He's a dude Karen
He has a dude Karen
And people also hate him
Because he takes forever
Yes
If he's playing
He will
It'll take him
90 seconds
Two minutes
In between shots
Like even if it's
Or longer than that
Even if it's just like
A pretty simple shot
He goes through like
Where's the wind at right now
And looks through all of his charts
And just fucking hit it man
It's a six iron
Yeah he complains about everything
He um
His sponsors even
Like had to release statements this year
Talking about what a piece of shit
He is to work with
Because
Yeah
because they are trying to engineer clubs that are specifically to his he's trying to invent new clubs essentially because he's swinging so hard and he wants them to create these new shafts and new clubheads that have never been invented before so they're trying to like do the science to figure out how to make it work and occasionally they will have to pause and be like we need to reevaluate our design because it's not working what we're doing right now.
And then he'll get mad at them and publicly blame the company that he's working with
for not being able to meet his specifications.
But it's like, dude, these clubs don't exist yet.
You're making them invent a new type of golf club based on what, like, the mad scientist stuff
that you've done to your own swing.
And so his own sponsors have to like release statements being like, we do not, sorry,
Bryson's being a jerk and he's completely alienated our entire product team, which is something
that's very rare.
it's rare to have like a company that's paying you millions of dollars to also have to release
a statement like that. I would imagine you'd be pretty pissed if somebody was like, hey, we're going to
give you $10 million. Now go shit on everything. Yeah. That's not the way ads usually work.
No, usually not. Usually you can pay me anything and I'll talk about how great tailor-made clubs are.
Man, I'm telling you, I'm hitting this thing a mile. My personal favorite hamster wheel, the one that I
always go to whenever I buy a new hamster.
Yeah.
Billy.
I'm in the...
Go ahead.
Now I was just going to say how to talk more golf.
I'm trying to get a new driver.
Mine's out of season.
It's time to get a new driver.
We got to have you go golfing with Trent.
Who's Trent?
So you would love Trent.
He's trying to break 90 for the first time.
Hey, so am I.
Yeah.
So I think that would be cool.
Team you guys up a little bit.
Set it up when we go.
I got the homie out oh Victor Cruz he'd be hella golfing too I told him when I'm in New York
January let's let's get around together that'd be a cool little nothing that'd be a great
video it'll be great yeah Victor Cruz Aaron and Trent I'm hearing all this golf talk and I'm just
at the point of my life where I know at some point I'm going to have to get into golf because
it'll be the only sport that most people play together yeah and I'm just in denial about getting
to that point where it's like you can't play any real sports anymore yeah I could tell
that you were over here like judging people for golfing I wasn't judging it was just
more like hearing like men talk about like prostate checks and stuff that's what you hear
when people are talking about golf yeah he's calling you what the you might as well be talking
about your buttholes or tits uh i could see big tea getting really into golf i play golf
probably two or three times a year i'm not good at it at all uh by about the 14th hole
I usually take off like 14, 15, 16 so I can really give it my all on the last two.
It's just, it's too long.
It's too hot.
I only play like in the summer.
Like when I'm home for July 4th, I'll go with my friends.
And it's just a hundred degrees.
I'm not good at it.
I don't have the time to like get good at it.
And it's like hard to play here.
So it's like I do it a couple times a year.
But it's not something I thoroughly enjoy necessarily.
It is tough to get good.
that's the thing it's like golf has such a high barrier for entry that if you're a kid and your family doesn't have a lot of money like there's it's impossible for you to get it to golf like with greens fees clubs balls lessons all that stuff even if you take lessons out of the equation like golf is super expensive just to play whereas like basketball you just you get a new ball i read an article the three most difficult sports to get into for someone that's not affluent of course like being like a horse racer or something like that
that being a jockey but it was gymnastics swimming and golf yeah swimming shockingly expensive yeah i grew up
in gymnastics it's really expensive yeah because the the the coaches like if you're gymnastics coach
you're raking it in some of them some of them yeah like they're if you own the place you're raking
it in yeah if you own a gym yeah um i would imagine you know travel soccer is very expensive too
travel anything yeah yeah i was reading stuff yeah i was yeah i was yeah i was yeah i
I was telling a shorthy that day, I was like, if I was introduced to golf, like, at a young age, I might have been a golfer.
It's so, like, I fell in love with it.
And it's just like everything an athlete wants that's competitive.
But do you think anything happen, like, for your age group, like being able to go out there to a really beautiful setting?
Do you think you would have appreciated that?
Because I think as you're older, looking onto the course and seeing how it's manicured, how it's taken care of, you appreciate it more as you're older than as a kid.
well i think i don't i've never really cared about i don't even care about that now like um honestly
i think what draws me to it more than anything now is that there is no you're not playing against
anybody you're playing against yourself right and it's kind of a cliche to say but it's the real
shit ever and so it's like it's like you're you're constantly fighting your tendencies as an athlete
or just as a human to to do things that is that feels instinctual that's like a lot of golf is
like counterintuitive so like like i'm you know i'm you know
an ex-NFL athlete that when I try to swing as hard as I can to hit the ball, it don't go
nowhere, or it goes left or goes right.
But when I'm nice, easy take a swing with the correct technique, and it doesn't feel like
I'm putting in any effort, the bitch goes 320.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like you're also, you're fighting yourself constantly, and it's like this never-ending
journey to try to perfect consistency, and you're never going to do it.
And I think that's why it's like a lifelong game and it's a lifelong journey.
And so I think it's why a lot of elderly people, especially like we're talking about.
I hire people play it a lot is because it's just something that will constantly challenge you.
And it's it's you.
It's not you're not fight.
Like there were so many.
I used to hate playing ball like for a simple reason.
Like I could be, I think I've said it before in this podcast, but like I could have the greatest game I've ever had, right?
Or felt the greatest.
But like if my teammates don't do what they're supposed to do, like I'm not going, I'm not getting, I'm not going to get in the yards.
You know what I'm saying?
there's so many other variables when it's golf it's just you like you know there are other
sports that's like that but that's that's what I fell in love with that I think at a young age
I would I would enjoy to answer your question that was very long winded but I would enjoy at that age
mentally challenging myself because I mean shit I was I was a 12 year old taking a bike across
the city to go run hills so it was like I knew discipline I knew how to be discipline but it was
just applied in that sport because that's all I knew and that's all I was introduced to.
When you were taking your bike across the city to run hills, were you like, that was there
one hill that you're like, I got to get to that. That's the good hill that I have to train on.
Yeah, so my dad trained me when I was when I was real young and he was like, this is the best
hill because they was doing construction at this place and it was sand. So it was like, it was like
you were running in sand and you were going uphill. So it was like extremely good for, for training
purposes and so that was the only hill from that area that that we saw that was the perfect distance
and had other things around it that I could do some small drills around like warm up and stuff but
yeah that sounds like a great hill sand dunes who's who's the one who did uh uh footwork drills
and tims on the beach i don't know it sounds like that sound like that sound like something
silly do you do you like golf more than football uh uh uh
Uh, right now?
Just, I mean, I, I guess, but just like in general.
Like you said, if you'd been introduced to golf as a kid, you would have wanted to play golf.
I've never, okay, that's a good question.
I think I've never, so football was something that I enjoyed doing, but I never liked practicing.
I fucking hated practicing.
Uh, hated learning the playbook.
I hated, uh, I hated the feeling before I went.
in a game that it's just this gut-wrenching like anxiety oh my god the buildup and the tension
I hated that but as soon as the ball snapped and you get hit first that goes away and then
you enjoy it but there's just so many like I enjoyed it for sure but like with golf I just can't
wait to go practice I've never felt like that about a sport like I hated training for football
I hated running them hills I hated I could not stand lifting weights hated all that shit
But I did it, but I did it well.
And that's, I guess I learned a lot about myself throughout the process.
But I've never had a sport to where I was like, I cannot wait to go do this.
Like, I just, maybe, maybe it's just a now thing, but this is how I feel right now.
I just love this shit.
Like, it is consuming me.
So when you're 12 years old and you're running these hills and you're hating every second of it,
are you just thinking yourself the whole time, like you're doing this because you've got a greater goal,
which was, I don't know what that goal was, or like, what were you thinking about as the reason for why are you doing this thing that you hate?
Yeah, it means to an end.
I knew, I didn't know.
I thought I knew that that was the pathway to get to the NFL.
And so it was instilled in me at a very young age that is possible from my father.
But I had to set realistic goals.
This is great.
Matter of fact, this is great.
I maybe have said this too, but for all those young people out there, if you have goals, you have to set.
goals, write them down, put them in like in the mirror, in the bathroom or at your door before
you leave. Somewhere you're going to see. So my dad told me to do this when I was a young. And he's
okay, what do you want to do? I said, I want to make it to the NFL. How do you make the NFL? Well,
I got to, you know, I got to get in college first. Well, if you got to get in the college,
how do you get a scholarship? Well, you got to start on your team first. Well, how you start
on your team first? Well, you got to beat everybody around you. Well, what do you got to do
to beat everybody around you.
And you write each one down.
And I got to be faster than this guy.
Well, how do you get faster than this guy?
Well, you got to train like that.
So you start knocking down these goals.
You start writing down these goals.
And the far-fetched goal at the end of it seems less far-fetched because you broke it down into segments.
And you can do something daily to attack that big goal, but that small little in small increments.
And so he said, if you write your goals down, one or two things is going to happen.
You're going to wake up every morning and you're going to do, you go hit and you're going to
it and you do it and you'll fall somewhere around your initial goal or you're going to rip it down
because you can get tired of seeing it because you're not doing the shit you need to do every single
day. And that was one of the most powerful things my father ever taught me. And so as a 12 year
old, you know, I just had these grandiose ideas of what I wanted to do. I wanted to get my
family out of the circumstances we was in. I just knew. I had the fear of being broke when I was
little. I just had the biggest fear ever. And so I just, I did, all my energy went to that.
And so everything that I could do it would do. I got the homies used to be, we, I, I had the, I
I was in San Diego this last past, this month, my man's had a baby, and he was, we were just joking.
Like, the whole crew was around.
Like, I used to go run laps around the track, like, before practice, after practice, and they
used to clown me.
Like, I used to get clown all the time.
And it was just jokes and shit, but, like, that's, I was just focused.
I just had a goal, and I did everything I could to get towards that goal.
Do you think the process of getting better in golf is much different than football?
Like, I would imagine the incremental gains that you can make in golf.
you see the result really quickly that you need that you are getting better did you ever feel
that in football when you're at the top of your game like that there's these little incremental
steps that I could make or did you feel like you topped out when you were destroying the jags
every year um it's like yes and no so I think I don't think you get good and go off that fast
I think I'm probably a little bit you know more inclined to do that show because I spent so much
years like control of my body and so like most people aren't going to get good
good that fast. But you see small improvements. But for me, my improvements have been happening pretty
fast because, like, I'll listen to the coach. Yeah, I'll apply it right there. And they're like,
well, it's, it's good when you know, you know how to, you know, control your body. But in football,
I usually tell people like, that's why I hated about it so much. It's like, I spent the entire
year training for it and I only get to play 16 times a year, you know, or 12 or 14 if I'm in
college. It's not that meant you don't get to play football that much. Like, even if you're in practice,
just these simulated and isolated instances,
whether you're running plays,
working on situations.
And so you can see improvement in your game in football,
but it takes a longer time to play it out, in my opinion,
rather than golf.
But also, it's also contingent on, like I said,
all the other variables.
Like, I could be way faster,
but if I'm behind a third team O line
and I can't get busy,
then ain't nobody going to see the improvements in the game.
You know what I mean?
And so you have to wait on certain.
breaks and a lot of things have to fall your way i always tell people man if you have any kind of
success especially in sports man you got a lot of luck that that came your way yeah uh and so where
what's your goal at right now for golf if you're looking at that that vision board what's the
ultimate thing right now my goal is i have a goal to to get into the 80s by the end of
december and i'm so close i tricked it off the other day fam oh my god so i was i had two holes left
And I was sitting like at 80, 80 or 81, like something like that.
And I was like, done.
We got it.
It's in the bag.
And on the last hole, the last haul, I think I had, I had a like five shots.
So I was like an 85.
And I was like, we got it.
You know, no, 84.
I was at 84.
I was like, we got it.
I drove that bitch like three something.
And I'm 50 yards in.
And I'm like, this is money.
We did it.
I ended up with a fucking seven.
It's just
The chip went all
The green was slanted
I missed red putts
A three putt it
It was just bad
But like
That's anyway
The goal is to be in the 80s
By December
And the goal is by the end
And the next year
To be able to shoot par
All right
It's lofty
And then we're gonna get you
On the senior tour
Why I gotta be on a senior tour
I think that's such a great goal
Like what if you
36 birthday
What you mean
Because Aaron
You got like
Listen
You're making incredible.
I'm a sell out.
Liv Tor.
I'm a live tour.
I'm going to give me a live contract.
Fuck that.
Yeah, that contract will last until MBS here's the episode that we did last week about him.
And then.
That's what's up.
I'll get this.
I'll get this.
I think MBS did help broker the deal, Merchant of Death in Brittany Graham.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that occurred.
He was involved, I think.
Chaps, do you know anything about?
Yeah, the Saudi and, like, them and UAE always kind of work together.
Like, if there's anybody that we really don't like, like Iran,
we go through either Saudi or the UAE and have for, like, generations, really.
Did they get a cut?
I think they get continued relationship with the United States.
Like, I think that's a big reason why Saudi Arabia besides the oil,
because everything else in their government, almost all Americans hate.
but they like the fact that we can get oil
and that there'll be intermediaries on
even Russia.
Like Russia will use them.
Iran will use them.
Other countries in Afro use them.
Like South Sudan used them a lot.
Yeah.
There was actually a video of the tarmac
with Brittany being led from like one plane
and the merchant of death being led.
It looked like a scene from a movie.
Right.
Of all the government shit,
that's exactly the most accurate for his prisoner exchange.
Yeah.
It was crazy.
watching it. It's like, holy shit, this is actually, like, I almost expected after Brittany, like,
crossed the line over or whatever to get the U.S. side. Snack your backs. Yeah, like, or some team would,
like, go in and swoop down on the merchant of death and, like, take him back in the helicopter.
Yeah, and what you don't see on those ones is heavily armed people on both sides and inside the,
like, usually limousines. Do you remember when Bo Bergdog got exchange for the five high-ranking
Taliban members? Yep. There was the same situation, but that, that scene looks so much different because
they all came in on Blackhawks so they like CH 77s were or 47s were dropping down and then
everybody got out.
Bo Bergdorf still had like the like the sandbag cover on his head and then they took it off
right before he was exiting the helicopter.
Oh my God.
So then he couldn't even tell them like where he came from.
Like they picked them up in a helicopter with his thing over his head so they couldn't
even bring you back to like where their headquarters was.
What do you think what do you think like what's the word that I'm looking for?
secure trigger discipline what's the trigger discipline like during an intense hostage exchange like
that are they is it safety off yeah is it safety off or safety on i would imagine in those like
for me whenever i was rolling through like felusia i was always safety off like it depends on
how much the threat is imminent so i would imagine in those moments yeah they clicked off safe for sure
and that you're just i would have i mean if i'm there and i know that the situation is that much
I'm not waiting because even in the heat of the moment you have no idea in a firefight how often even military guys will and ladies will not click over to fire where they go to the first one and it's stiff they do that all the time police officers may miss 82% of their first shots fired because of nerves.
So would you in a situation like that are you looking at like all the Russian all the Russian soldiers you like looking at their hands or what are you looking at?
at you can kind of pick up uneasy like somebody looking uneasy and everybody else knows because
you have very particular types of people that do that like high level personnel security and
things like that that are extremely well trained so they can pick up on body language but both
sides have those like if you talk large scale militaries ours would destroy anybody else in the
world when you're talking about elite fighters there is other countries that have the same type
of in-person capability.
What's one country that you think is like under the radar?
They might not have the depth.
Poland?
Poland, really?
Oh, shit.
Their dudes are hardcore?
Yeah, Poland.
I mean, I personally believe that the roughest people on the planet and the least people
that I would want to fight in a group is Chechens.
Like the people from Chechnya are fucking no.
Because that's the, all they've had is war.
That was one of the biggest times I was nervous.
We were operating in an area outside of Fallujah, and they said that there's Chechnine
and snipers in the area.
And I was like, fuck, because they've only done war for generations.
Yeah.
And their shooters don't give a fuck.
They are fearless.
And when we found out that there's Chechen snipers in the area, we had to rechange some things.
Like, they could because they are very, very capable.
What was Chechia doing down there, like, rolling with Iraq?
They just mercenaries.
Like, because they've done it so long, they'll just be mercenaries.
So, like, if there's a war going down for the right price, you can get some Chechians.
Yeah.
For example, like whenever you're dealing with somebody who's a.
sniper from that area. Typically, they will have like a sniper hide wall, like that you have
just a break in it where you could put the barrel. But in those situations, when that happens,
you could pick up on muzzle flash whenever they're not far enough back. Chetans are experienced
enough that they know to go to the back of the room and create the hole that the bullet is going
to go out where they have the target. So they're firing through a hole, but from across the road,
and they use a type of suppressor that goes on like the end of a 50 caliber sniper rifle or bigger
snap or rifle that makes the sound engulf you instead of coming out because a normal like AK-47 you
can hear where the sound dissipates and you can hear like if the bullet's coming to you it feels like a
snap like you hear a snapping that's going overhead when you're behind the bullet that's when you
hear the loud bang so if you hear the bang you're behind the bullet if you hear snapping and it
sounds like snapping it's going over your head that's around coming at you yeah I told somebody
that the other day because I think you had tweeted about that and somebody was asked because we heard
something that sounded like gunfire and I was like here's what chap says if you hear the popcorn
sound like the bangs if you hear the bangs if you're at least the person's firing away from
where you're at that point if you hear snaps that are going against the wall or over your head
you're in a you're in a bad spot yeah so those chetchians they weren't like joining it like
they weren't on a jihad trip they're definitely getting paid by yeah they all they a lot of them
get paid like for doing that kind of stuff like and that's not just them that's what the wagner
group started as in russia was doing mercenary shit yeah we were talking about dyn i were talking about
the wagner group on uh extra dosing and is it is it true that they purposely chose like an anglos like an
anglo-saxon type name wagner so that you couldn't really pick up that it was just basically the russian
mercenaries i don't know about that i don't know about that yeah that's um okay well consider me like
i'm i'm never going to fuck with the chechen now the chechens are in are in ukraine yeah on the
besides the Russians.
And a lot of that's because they're mercenaries.
They're hired.
Like, they are hired folks that go out.
Why don't we just pay them more to stay home?
Because they hate us.
Like, I think they're one of the biggest groups that hate us.
Like, any group that that's the reason why Chechens will go against any place that America's on, they'll join their side so they can fight us.
And they're technically Russia.
And they hate us because of what we've done in the Balkans.
Yeah, finance a lot of their enemies.
20 years, 30 years.
Man, it gets complicated.
I mean, now, where were the Chechens?
which side were the Chechens on during like the Soviet Afghan war?
I'm not sure.
Where'd they fall?
Was that back when Russia was still enemies with them?
That's like way outside of anything I would know.
Yeah, because I remember there's a crazy video of a Russian, like Russia was invading Chechnya
and there was a Chechen guy and a Russian guy and they both served together at some point.
It was like after the collapse of the Soviet Union and they were like talking like,
Dmitri, don't come in here, send your men back.
because if you don't they're not going to come home and they're like we know each other but like they're
fighting and it's just like an intense video yeah and that's pretty common talk between two militaries
like one of my favorite general mattis quote is um i come in peace with tears in my eyes i'm pleading
with you but if you fuck with me i'll kill you all and he said that in a tribal council meeting
just outside of bagdad when they first got there because they were like playing some games and
he was telling them we'll fucking kill everybody in this room
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They're across the street. It's in Hell's kitchen.
We might have to go to Margaritaville after the show. Do we?
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I'm excited if that shit falls through. A special guest at the show itself. Yeah. I'm working on it.
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Second edition of the lib detector test, I assume.
Yeah, we're bringing it back.
You're going to have to.
The lib detector test was maybe the best part of our first show.
Big T got to the bottom
of some of the political affiliations
of the people in the audience
big time
all right so
imagine
Big T just like that became his act
and he went on tour
like city to city
It was a hit
Did you Jack Foxworthy
You might be a lib
What were some of the ones last time
It was like
If you've ever eaten a beyond meat patty
No
You might be a lib
Shut up dude
The one I remember was
what's your favorite
SNL cast member
and I forget what the guy said
but any answer to that question
meant you were a little
there were several
unless it's Norm MacDonald right
yeah Norm
I don't know that much about him
I don't know if he was
what about this more just the leanings
yeah but if you're watching
SNL in 2022
on NBC
what about Steve Martin
what about him
like he's a
is Steve Martin a conservative
no but he's like
well loved cheaper by the dozen
he's an SNL cast member
well yeah I mean
But in a lip, Billy, there have been a ton of very well-loved S&L cast members.
Chevy Chase?
No, everyone hates Chevy Chase.
You pick the one guy that everyone thinks sucks.
No, I think Chevy Chase is funny from stuff like in community.
Yeah.
I know he's probably a douchebag.
Yeah, he's like, what about that answer?
Is that a live answer?
I've already explained the joke so you can keep naming people.
What about Dennis Miller?
Dennis Miller, people forget.
Eddie Murphy.
Monday night football legend.
Again, Billy, I explained what the joke was.
Do you guys remember when Dennis Miller was on Monday Night Football?
That was so bad.
It was so bad.
I don't remember that.
So he did all these like crazy historical references, but like it did not work at all in a football booth.
I remember I tuned in, it was like week two and Dennis Miller's doing his like introduction monologue in the booth.
And he goes, I haven't seen murkier bloodlines since the house of platagenetian.
and I was I looked at my dad
I was like are we watching a football game right now
who was his who was the host
when he was doing it uh like the analyst
it might have been Dan Fouts
yes that's right I think it was
let's see Dennis Miller Monday football
it was a disaster and that's when
Gruden came in after that right
I think so oh no no there were a couple years
I think it went to um
Tony Kornheiser Joe Thysman
and that was equally as bad
and Mike Patrick
Terrible.
Dude,
Kornheiser and Thaisman hated each other.
Thaisman sucks.
You know how bad you have to,
like how shit of your personality has to be
to be a Super Bowl champion,
Washington Redskins quarterback,
and to have me hate you?
You're a jerk.
We'll get to the bottom of Dennis Miller
on Monday night football
on a future episode
because, man, there's a lot of meat on that bone.
But we will...
What are we thinking for Thursday's episode?
Oh, good question, Billy.
I should probably brainstorm that.
A lot of journalists just dropping dead in Qatar.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Multiple.
Chaps has to get going.
So Chaps will let you head out.
Thank you for joining us.
Thanks for having me.
Thanks, Jeff.
Big T.
Who else was it?
Another guy just died today or yesterday.
Are you serious?
Uh-huh.
Oh, my God.
He was Qatari, I believe.
I'm trying to find his name.
conspiracy brain, I think I put this into the group chat, I would not be surprised if there
was some sort of assassination method that looked like bronchitis was killing people.
Well, yeah, I mean, that's potassium cyanide.
Photojournalist Khalid al-Mislam from Katari News Channel, All-Cost TV, passed away on Saturday,
also covering the World Cup after Grant Wall died on Friday.
because during COVID during the COVID shutdowns in China there was a lot of political dissidents
quote unquote to the CCP who died of COVID yeah I mean it's it's probably correct but they were
like young I think the Grant and Wall thing was surreal when it when it hit on was a Friday night
yeah it's the the timing seems like it's too much of a coincidence like he yeah i don't know
have any evidence is there is any evidence came out no no evidence yet that i've seen but i mean
the timing is just like it's it's beyond suspicious because he was he was the loudest most
critical voice of Qatar and FIFA and he was in good health and uh he did he got sick over the
course of that week but that could be symptoms of
Tasium cyanide poisoning, which is something that, like, I know Russia does a lot of that stuff.
I don't believe in coincidences of that magnitude.
Yeah.
Like, if for those of you who aren't familiar, because I wasn't exactly familiar with the guy before,
but the Twitter, the tweet that went viral, the guy with the LGBTQ plus flag shirt,
wearing a flat cap who said he was denied entry from the stadium, he was who died.
and apparently
if you look into him
he's you know
looks like he's in great shape
like
great physique
he was also
he had a heart attack
died of bronchitis
bronchitis
bronchitis
he went into cardiac arrest
at the game
at the game like of the Netherlands
it was the Netherlands
Argentina game
and so his heart stopped
they tried to revive him
he had
he was diagnosed with bronchitis
earlier in the week
but bronchitis could be that could result from like any number of things could cause bronchitis
you know and then bronchitis could in turn cause other things to go wrong in your body so they don't
they don't know are they going to have are they going to give his body back to america or last i heard
was the state department and the biden administration was in touch with the katari government trying
to uh secure the body and i don't know what's happened they haven't really been very public about
that nor would I expect them to be. But I would imagine that we're we probably did everything
that we could to get the body to the military base that we have in the area over there to have
an autopsy performed. I mean when we were worried about you PFT like so like Donnie and I
in retrospect were perhaps a bit cavalier with some of the things that we were doing and thank
God that the Katari government doesn't have a sense of sarcasm and couldn't detect what we were
actually saying about them. But it's, we, we probably did not take the threat as seriously as we should
have. I'll, I'll say that. Yeah. We, like, we kind of skated by and a little bit of our, like,
privileged to be oh nothing's going to happen to me i can i can make fun of is that protester
dude still alive who ran out uh justice for iranian women LGBTQ i don't know ukraine see don't know
i don't know the guy's name so it's tough to figure it out you guys know what i'm talking about though
yeah but i'm that's going to be a very tough person to look up because nobody knows what his name was
i know i mean he could be but um yeah it i mean it's it's awful for grant and wall's family and uh his friends
and his colleagues, just something that he was probably the biggest name in American soccer
journalism. And it's insane what happened. And I hope that we figure out exactly what it is.
And like, I don't know what to think. Like, I guess hopefully it's not foul play. I think, I think
that's fine to, that's my initial reaction. Like, I hope that it's just a big coincidence.
And if he passed away, I would rather it be just a freak occurrence than to have it be foul play
because then that opens up a whole other box that we'll have to deal with.
But if somebody fucked with him and poisoned them, then like we got to, we're going to have to do something about it.
So I don't know what that's going to be.
But if I was a journalist over there, I would get the fuck out.
That's where I'm at right now.
Like if I would, if I was still in guitar, I'm on the next flight out.
fuck that not worth it also remember uh you know it was getting weird remember that one video i think
it was a peruvian or ecuadorian who's playing katar early in the elimination in the pool play
it was a south american country and the guy stands up and just starts giving them money symbol
and then some kataris a couple uh seats back just start yelling at him to sit down and shut up
and then that video goes viral
and then a video
then surfaces
of that guy sitting next to
the guy he was yelling at
who I think was Ecuadorian
and they're like we're friends now
everything's fine
like soccer football gets very heated
and I was like that
I was like that's weird
yeah
that's scary
but it's
it's crazy seeing
like
Westerners, like, really try to, like, change culture.
Like, you know, like, they have thousands and thousands of years that they culture.
Like, and it's just not going to change.
And it's like, I've seen this one, like, Twitter thread of some dude saying that from over there.
And he was like, no matter how much you guys try to enforce that, like, we don't believe in that shit.
And it's just like, that's the one place where I'm like, I'm not really, like, too, I don't really want to visit like that.
Like, the Middle East.
And I know a lot of it is, a lot of is a little overhyped.
But, I mean, there's a lot of shit over there.
Like, if I couldn't make it over there, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm an atheist.
Like, that shit.
A lot of, I wouldn't fuck around.
I just wouldn't fuck.
I respect they, you know what I'm saying?
I respect their beliefs.
It's just like, I wouldn't, I just wouldn't fuck around with it because it's like,
people don't play about that shit.
Like, it's different.
It's not here.
Like, niggas is Christian here, but, yeah, not really.
Like, niggas is.
that's what they do over there
so it's like I just wouldn't
fuck around with it like
yeah the World Cup
I think should just never have been
put there in the first place
because you're gonna run
that don't make no fucking sense man
that shit make you know what I'm saying
I want to have
yeah but at that
to what cost you know man
they're trying to promote
they're trying to make Qatar
a tourist
a guitar tourist destination
and Qatar will never be a tourist
as somebody that just got back from there
there's no reason to go visit Qatar
in terms of tourism
there's just not i mean it's a it's a brand new city for the most part it's got some crazy
spectacular architecture but there's nothing to do over there it's a tiny country and if you
want to go to the middle east and have fun you just go to ua.e which is a couple hours away
where you can actually have fun and do stuff guitar is not a fun place to visit it'll never be a tourist
destination see when this came out but and obviously your initial thought is that's a little too much
coincidence. Then I started to think, why would Qatar want this? Yeah. Because this whole thing was
supposed to be, you know, good publicity for them. But then you think about it, it is not
accomplished that at all. Nobody is being like, wow, Qatar's actually done a really good job
putting this on. Like, maybe we should, you know, think of them more favorably. That certainly
hasn't happened. You have Westerners coming into their country, kind of flaunting in their face.
like we don't like the way y'all do things we don't agree with and i think it's very plausible
that they maybe had enough and something bad may have happened yeah uh we we don't know it could
have been it could have been the government it could have been like a rogue katari person that
was like fuck this guy i'm mad at him i'm going to take him out it could have been any any number of
things it does so in a way it's kind of like you remember we're talking about
MBS and Kashagi and how MBS didn't realize that if you kill a journalist, it becomes like a big
deal. And if you had to do it over again, probably wouldn't have done that because it's become a
huge pain in his ass. There would be a similar connection there in terms of like if it was
the Qatari government that did something to grant wall, then it's, they probably did not
understand what the ramifications were going to be and how big.
big of a deal because over there like journalism isn't people wouldn't have that spotlight on them
if a journalist disappears it's like okay that happens from time to time but here it's like it's a
big big fucking deal and if he did do it uh if the government did do it they probably didn't know
that it was going to be a big deal and it's going to blow up in there's in their face big time
and like you just said even if it wasn't the government how many super rich people are there in
Qatar who have the means to make something like that happen a lot if it was just a random
I mean, think about, like, 9-11 wasn't exactly the Saudi, like, may have not, there was probably just some super rich Saudi deliates who helped the, like, it happened.
Yeah.
These things can happen with the amount of money, power, and influence there.
So who knows what happened, but it's, or flip side, it's going to be almost impossible to investigate that shit, too, right?
Like, you find out, can't convict, kind of like Casey Anthony, said what it is.
We might have to get into Casey Anthony stuff on Thursday's show.
That's fine.
That's fine.
I definitely watched y'all's the other side of the propaganda.
I can tell that you still, you remain unconvinced that she did it.
Bro, that shit was a big old nothing burger and you know it.
You know it.
Also, I...
It was just a bunch of character assassination.
It had no evidence, zero evidence, actually.
It was nothing.
It was all interviews with her and like actual...
All it was doing was saying,
If your daughter just died, would you have done that?
Isn't this kind of suspicious?
Isn't that kind of weird?
It's all it is.
That's not evidence.
I mean, I think.
Watch what I'm saying.
I'm saying.
I never said, I never said she was 100% innocent, right?
If I did, I totally retract.
What I said was, what I meant was like dogs, there's just not enough evidence to convict her.
Did she have something to do with it?
Maybe, possibly, probably.
By the way.
That's exactly.
I actually watched a juror from the case.
And she was talking.
She was getting interviewed.
And she was saying the same thing.
She was like, there just wasn't enough evidence to convict.
Like, it just wasn't.
You know what I saw a theory I saw that actually made a lot of sense to me.
And so the nanny name she gave, Zanny.
Yeah.
Zanida.
Zanida.
So some people say that that's what Casey Anthony would say when she gave Kaylee Xanax.
Who's looking after the kid?
Oh, Zenaida.
Yeah, that was in the doctor.
documentary.
Oh,
was?
Yeah.
And, but,
but they were saying that they never actually saw Casey give Xanax to the kid.
Right,
but like you wouldn't.
In the corner,
didn't find any like in her body.
Oh.
But I,
I just saw that.
I was like,
that's like,
that's another possible thing that could have happened where those words
are similar.
Whoa.
It was a woe moment when they said that.
It was like,
Zanny.
Oh my God.
But then they're like,
there's no evidence that that actually happened.
yeah but it does sound the same all right we'll see you guys on thursday oh what are we
going to do i don't know do you have anything we can we've got a couple days to figure it out
yeah but i like to i like to get everyone on the same page before we leave so people can look forward
to it and then also send us stuff on the topics we could do john mackoffee maccfee's a good one
a right what about george sorros oh yeah we could do george so yeah we can do sorrows i don't know
that you want to get into that who's that
Oh, Mad Dog.
Just you wait.
Why do we do Klaus Schwab?
Who are these people?
Because that's, I don't know.
Let's sit on it.
Let's figure it out by tomorrow.
Maybe we'll do some W.E.F. Klaus Schwab because...
Billy is speaking in Mandarin Chinese.
Well, because the thing is, like, so people, like, get accused...
A lot of criticism with George Soros get you lumped in a certain category,
whereas Klaus Schwab is...
You know what fuck about the category we lumped in.
We're here to discuss things on his goddamn podcast.
Bro, stop being solved
I know, but I think
Klaus Schwab's a little
A better target
In these, in these
In this
I would be okay with Soros
Because I mean, you have to
With Soros
I think there's a lot of
There's a lot of misinformation
Out there about them too
I just don't want to touch it
Wait, who is he?
Why?
Why?
I'm interested now
Billy's afraid of being called
an anti-Semite
I mean, it's just, I think it's the wrong time
Maybe like six months
Just like Kanye's run around
And like I just don't
Bro, you can criticize Jewish people
Without being an anti-Semite
Yeah, I mean, we're not gonna be like George Soros
And his cabal run the world
That's not what the episode's gonna be bad
It's gonna be like the actual truth about
Unless that's what you feel
No, I feel like Klaus Schwab in his W-E-F
I just want to do
Klaus Schwab? I think he's a better
target
So when you keep being like,
yo, let's figure out what we're going to do
you just want you're just trying to steer us
steer us into Klaus Schwartz. No, no.
Why not just say that? I didn't say that. No, you said
George Soros first in that whole like realm of people
like. What realm of people?
Jewish people? No, W.E.F. Bill Gates
like super rich people
who have undue influence and
like speak at Davos which is or like the D20 summit we'll figure this out by
tomorrow we will we'll update it on the Twitter feed why we do them all
we'll talk about these guys and please send any resources that you listeners may have
on your theories whatnot did Billy just decide unilaterally that we're doing
Klaus Schwab right there is that what that was sound doesn't like it okay we'll do
George Soros?
I just said we're going to tweet it out tomorrow.
We'll figure it out.
We'll tweet it out tomorrow.
Okay.
And then you can send Billy all of his homework that he's going to have to do.
Perfect.
Love you guys.