Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Long Boobs & Avatar ft. Uncle Chaps

Episode Date: December 13, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing the crew welcomes back Uncle Chaps to talk everything from long boobs on reddit to what it sounds like having live ammunition shot at you. All of this and so much more... on today's show. Make sure to tune into MACRODOSING, every Thursday at 12am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. There's a very cool, there's actually several cool Christmas markets here in New York. Union Square one. Yeah, outdoor Christmas markets. I went to Bryant Park the other day. It was hell on earth. I want to go to the Union Square one.
Starting point is 00:00:21 The Union Square one seems to more chill. You can find some really good gifts there. Yeah. And the food. I want to go there for the food. Yeah, it's all good, though. So, you know how it's so hard to buy gifts for your dad? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:00:39 The one gift that he loves that I've ever gotten him is he also has a messed up nose like me. Okay. So I buy him a CPAP machine. Like, yeah, but they're like not a big machine. Like the little thing? The little ones, but it also does. No, I've been buying him for the past four years. loves them because he always like loses them by the end of the year right so it's like a refresh
Starting point is 00:01:03 and i'm just praying it like keeps them alive longer that's a good thing because i'm i've gotten really into uh oxygen because like it messes up everything right yeah i've gotten really into oxygen too recently yeah no but like breathe like breathing yeah breathing's one of my like sleep apnea can cause depression can cause like lack of high lack of oxygen i'm really I've been into oxygen actually for a while. I love it so much. I do it in my sleep. Yeah, I can't do it in my sleep because my nose is so messed up.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Like I'm old school oxygen. I've been doing oxygen since before you were born. The new oxygen is more potent though. Yeah, bring back mid-oxygen. No, I like oxygen with the lead gasoline, the leaded gasoline in it. Sometimes I like to do like a no-oxygen trip, so I go up to the mountains for a little bit. I deprive myself of it and then when I get back to sea level
Starting point is 00:02:02 I just snort that stuff up you actually like mostly nitrogen but yeah yeah I like to do lines of oxygen sometimes welcome back to nanodosing oh god we're talking oxygen I used to call it oxy but you can't call it that
Starting point is 00:02:21 anymore yeah that got really confusing for a couple weeks of my drug dealer yeah let me get some of that oxy nope not that kind we're back on nanodosing we've got uncle chaps in the studio today big uc recurring guest on macro dosing he was on the iraq war episode and uh yeah wait billy's about to touch a button oh my god billy billy billy's about to touch the button let me touch the fucking button chaps his mic wasn't on
Starting point is 00:02:49 so i i said to make sure it was on but now billy's over here there we go good call mad dog stepped in, took care of it. She means business. I was just there to make sure they didn't press the button that I pressed. He was staring something down. Billy was doing the don't press this button. I was like, whoa, because, you know, flip the switch and then it's like, which switch? So we're back.
Starting point is 00:03:13 It's nanodosing. That is Uncle Chaps. Hello, Chaps. Hello. The mustache looks great. Thank you. Mad Dog. I noticed that there were a couple clips that came out on last week's episode.
Starting point is 00:03:24 And the Mad Dog's simps were out in full force. because like the clip started with a camera angle on Mad Dog and there were just some real creep that like immediately replied like yeah mad dog I appreciate all of our listeners and I love you all but some of some of them just play cool yeah just be cool you don't ever feel gassed up by it
Starting point is 00:03:47 I did when I first started the podcast and now I get nervous what's the weirdest DM you've ever received oh oh i mean i got a i got a dm of just someone's ball one single ball whoa a ball shot i like that one just make them one more yeah no that's good was that lance first one's free was that lance it was and he it was it was it was someone who he just unzipped his gene jeans pulled out one ball and it was just like a ball on top of oh that's a classic beer pong trick it's a bit Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:27 No, that's, no, because when there's one cup and you're trying to distract them. Yeah, listen, we're laughing at Billy. I've done it. I've done that trip before. When only dudes are around. Just one ball, though. I know. Usually I take both.
Starting point is 00:04:45 And then, I mean, I haven't done this probably like 10, 14 years. But I'd take, like, my sack and then you pull it like through the waistband. No, but it's one. And you just have the sack hanging down. That's always good for a lot. the Texas bell buckle. Yes. Yeah, there you go.
Starting point is 00:04:59 But it's just the one. And then people are like, whoa, is that? What is that? And they're like, oh, it's just your ball. That's funny. Yeah. Is this a two Americas thing, Aaron? Aaron's looking like that, you look like that meme from love is blind with that woman who's just like squinty eye like, hmm.
Starting point is 00:05:14 I see it. You just walk around with your balls out and show people? No, just during beer pong. You're trying to distract those. Just when you're drinking around guys. Yeah. Yeah, you got it. But it's like in the pregame, but it's just dudes.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Just setting the same. Yeah. Yeah, totally normal thing to do. Well, I got sent it from a man to a girl, so. No ball shots. That's sexual harassment. Yeah. Don't send me ball pictures, please.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Don't do it. No ball pictures. That don't work. Like, that never worked. Like, not once in the human history has everybody sent a ball or dick pick unsolicited. And then the girl was like, yeah. I need to suck that thing. This shit don't happen, yo.
Starting point is 00:05:54 This shit, stop being. fucking horn dog what if a ball picture worked though like that's an electric ball you would have you would have to have on a museum you would have to have the best ball of all time because I think like balls
Starting point is 00:06:07 maxed out at like slightly like the best ball that you can hope for is still really gross the balloon deor the ballon d'or yeah oh you mean like in real life like the trophy yeah no but I'm just saying like
Starting point is 00:06:23 the human testicle is probably the grossest part of the body. On a scale of 1 to 10, what's the highest the ball could get? I think like seven and a half, like just for perfect. That's high. Probably like the artificial ball
Starting point is 00:06:36 that makes it look like an absolute egg. The nudical? Yeah. Maybe that could get it like an eight. Those are the funniest things where if you get your dog neutered, sometimes the vet will try to sell you neuticles, which is fake balls that you can put into your dog scrotum.
Starting point is 00:06:50 That's not true because I try to get them. For you? No, for my dog. It's absolutely true. It's definitely made for people exactly like Billy that have some sort of their own masculinity tied into their dog's nutsack. Like, can we give us some prosthetics now?
Starting point is 00:07:04 It was a joke because you've said this before. And they're like, no, we don't do that. And I was like, okay, I mean, I was just wondering. Some vets do. It's a real thing. I would say that the cap on a ball, probably a two. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:19 How can a ball be better than a two? No. I mean, if we're talking smooth, like the topography of your ball could be a lot better. I'm rating it. I'm on PFT side. Two. It doesn't give, it does, balls are gross.
Starting point is 00:07:33 Yeah. Good point. They are. I saw some balls this weekend. I saw some new balls. It's been a while since I've seen a new pair of balls. I was at, uh, I went to sleep no more on Saturday night with Donnie. Is that a club?
Starting point is 00:07:47 No, sleep no more. No, it's like a, uh, it's like an immersive theater type performance. So it's like loosely based. around Macbeth and it's got all these different actors and you follow them through this three dimensional scene it's like it's set in a hotel with multiple levels so you follow the actors around from scene to scene and uh you're wearing these masks so you feel like you're part of the background and it's uh it was interesting it was a pretty cool thing to do but at one point this dude just gets into a bathtub and then just gets out and like runs across the room and just saw balls
Starting point is 00:08:21 flapping it's always shocking to see nuts in public there is a lot better comedic value in balls than I think any other body part yes yeah that's the thing it's like yeah they've balls aren't hot but they've got a great personality yeah yeah balls can be very very funny balls are the ways that other body parts cannot when you like walk into prom and you're like have those balls get that girl yeah yeah yeah exactly yeah they got they must know something I don't but yeah see seeing nuts in public is always always shocking she let me hit because my well-kept balls I got my first nudie DM the other day, actually. Oh, congrats.
Starting point is 00:09:02 It wasn't good. I mean, it was some very... Have you ever been to R, like Reddit, R long boobs? I've not been to R long boobs, no. It's a good one to check out. There's some real long titties in there. But this one that I got super long tities. But she was wearing ZBT merch, so I was cool with it.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Oh, that's cool. So, like, you're talking long, like hanging down? Yeah, the longer, the better. Yeah, long and flats. I feel like that's... That used to be more common. Have boobs changed? And was I having this conversation with you guys?
Starting point is 00:09:30 I feel like boobs, 1960s boobs look different from modern boobs. How? I don't know. They just, they went down and out, down and out. Oh, yeah. The banana boob. Like you could almost do like a snowboard slope the other way? Exactly, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Like almost like a half pipe. Just like down and out. I don't know. Maybe I'm just making that up. Maybe I'm. It could. there could be what have you noticed billy in your studies i mean maybe there's like endocrinological disruptors that are just affecting all types of androgygous regions that sounds right to me i see i disagree
Starting point is 00:10:10 i think it's because technology i think back in the day if you're going to have tits on camera they had to be dynamite tits now anybody's tits can be on the camera at any given time so you don't just have top tier titty that's making making waves you have lower tier tittys that you have lower tier tits that have joined the party. The people's boobs. Kate Upton is a modern example. Yeah. What about her?
Starting point is 00:10:33 Well, it's just like you're saying they changed, but like that's... Wait, so we're saying Kate Upton is an example of a woman who has boobs? Vintage. You think she's got vintage boobs? She's got analog boobs. Should I Google Kate Upton boobs? Throwback. For research.
Starting point is 00:10:49 For research. Research. Research bog. Yeah, we're getting horny on this one day. We're all you talk about balls and boots. This is wild. This is wild, actually. It's actually wild.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Okay, we're not going to talk about it. When girls, they were like, all dudes sit around and just talk about boobs. Y'all doing exactly that. All right, yeah, good point. Just on Monday. Good point. We'll move on.
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Starting point is 00:11:57 We're back. Big T. I want to know what are you teed off about what happened this weekend in Big T's life? I'm not teed off about anything. This weekend was fun. I had some friends in town. Tennessee was playing basketball here. One of my friends did posit a hypothetical that I would like y'all's thoughts on because
Starting point is 00:12:17 he's adamant that this has happened. I'm adamant and has not. he claims that every square inch of sidewalk in New York City has at one point had urine on it. I am convinced this is not true. I agree with you. Yeah, I would agree with you. You're talking any form of urine. I don't think we specified that, but I would open it to any form.
Starting point is 00:12:45 I think there's two ways you could spin this because I think this. could apply to almost everything. But if you were like that specific spot, not just the slab of concrete, like that spot since painted it. Right, no, but not even that's just like spot in time and space. Probably at one point had some sort of animal or human
Starting point is 00:13:09 throughout the course of history, dating back to the dinosaurs that may have urinated there. I think that's very plausible. There's new sidewalks in New York. So that's what I said. There's some sidewalks that are three months. Yeah. And those probably not. I would imagine a lot of the curbs too because people don't really walk their dogs on the edge of the street here and people don't really piss right on the road. So I'd imagine if there is unpissed area, it would be on the curb. Yeah. But, but you know, people pee between cars right on the curb. You know what I'm saying? That's, I don't, I think that there's too much sidewalk for that to be true. I agree. I will say that a lot of sidewalk has been pissed on. Oh, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, An overwhelming percentage for sure.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Yeah. In the 80s or 90s. Big T, how much contribution to making urinated sidewalks did you do with your friends this weekend? Zero, dude. That's such a stupid question. Well, I mean, how did this conversation come up? There was dog piss on the sidewalk. Or you were peeing on the sidewalk with your friends?
Starting point is 00:14:10 No, dude. That's what you do because you're an alcoholic. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's out of nowhere. Stupid question, Billy. You've been rebuked. Damn. So this stupid conversation didn't come up from a stupid question. I used to actually carry around a thermos when I would take Leroy for a walk because he would
Starting point is 00:14:30 pee so much on the sidewalk that it would be, it would be a scene whenever he would pee. Like his bladder was massive. He could go like 12 hours without pissing, if not more. And so I would have to carry a thermos. So I would wash away all of his piss when he took a leak. People usually saw that and they were like, wow, that's very considerate. And I was like, I was like, it is, but it's also like, I think it's like the most basic form of just like being a responsible dog owner that you could have so that your dog doesn't just like fill a lake up with his piss on the sidewalk and everyone has to walk through it. I'm surprised more people don't do that. Yeah. I mean, when you have like little dogs, which most in New York City, they have small high energy little dogs, which are probably the worst combo of an apartment, a small apartment.
Starting point is 00:15:15 But they just have smaller pisses. Yeah. who cares if it's if it's a small dog but if you have like a big a big boy he peed more than I did so imagine that much piss just hanging out on the sidewalk also people who don't buy food to make neat poops in the city because that's how I base my my dog food buying there's this dog food that puts pumpkin in it so it's like easier to pick up oh yeah yeah you get it nice and it's like it's almost like Play-Doh yeah yeah um chaps I'm going to be buying a dog soon Are acquiring a dog soon.
Starting point is 00:15:49 What kind? When I moved to Chicago, that's still up in the air. Thinking something big. Oh, you don't have a specific dog in mine. No. Yeah, I think I'm going to rescue a dog. I'm going to save its life. I'm going to be a superhero.
Starting point is 00:16:01 And so I'm trying to think of what kind of dog. I've been getting really into watching Tibetan Mastiffs on Instagram and TikTok recently. Those are beautiful. They actually, there was one that I saw the other day that straight up looked like a lion. Like if you had that dog on the street and somebody walked around a corner and looked at it, they would probably think that there was a lion on the street. Yeah, those dogs can be massive. They can get like 250 pounds.
Starting point is 00:16:23 They're huge. They're also like $100,000 because they're owned by like the super rich Chinese aristocracy. Yeah, that's why I'm trying to get one. Do you think I get a discount on it? I don't know. I don't know. I think they're bred by like monks. So there's different types of Tibet Massif.
Starting point is 00:16:41 You can get a Tibet Mastiff here in the United States. It's not like a six-figure dog, like a reasonable price. dog right just like queen elizabeth had a shit ton of corgis but you can get corgi here yeah exactly in china they they they breed them specifically to sell them for a shitload of money so they they like fro-picked their uh all their hair so they're these big fluffy dogs with with giant mains and shit and they're bred to be like as big as possible those are the ones there was one that was sold for i want to say like 500 000 a couple years ago what's crazy is those big dogs originated in Central Asia like around there yeah like that was where they're from they would guard guard the
Starting point is 00:17:19 flock yeah and then they brought the molosser the molossus breed i think it was Alexander the greater someone was gifted dogs from central asia that were just these gigantic molossus dogs and that's like the basis of all molosser dogs in uh like great danes mastiffs yeah bulldogs yeah so while they are affectionate with their own family the Tibetan Mastis is not a good family dog being far too large and too protective he is likely to mistake intentions of their family's friends so i will not be going to your house with that fucking mutt no i'm definitely not going to get a Tibetan mask those those are very very expensive even if you get one like the hair up keys that drive you nuts you got it though that's you
Starting point is 00:18:06 know what you're starting to sound like big tea erin feel like every episode you definitely got it though okay every episode big big tea speculates on how much money I make. You definitely be counting your pockets. He definitely count in your pockets. I'm envious. I'm serious. I'm serious.
Starting point is 00:18:20 You got it, though. I'm probably going to... You're so silly. Subject change. No, I'm saying I'm going to adopt the dog. I'm going to get one from a rescue place, but preferably a big boy or girl. I'm a shit weird. What?
Starting point is 00:18:37 Dogs just in general? Well, yes, but then adopting the dogs, it's like, you're not adopting. It's the whole thing. You are adopting. Whoa, whoa. The whole thing. Oh, you don't know. I don't fuck with dogs.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Oh, man. He hates dogs. I hates them. All of them. I can't stand him. Even though there's many photo shoots of Arian back in the day being very friendly with dogs. There's one photo shoot and that nigga didn't move. It looks like you're having a great time.
Starting point is 00:19:02 I wasn't. Hypocrisy much. I told him, if this dog owners, if this dog bites him, I'm going to fuck your dog up. I'm just letting you know. Whatever. So I'm going to get a big dog and then it's going to be great. Are you going to be? I hope he turns on you.
Starting point is 00:19:13 I'll help you train it in Chicago Thanks, Chaps Chaps. Chaps is moving to Chaitown. They won't. I was a dog handler for like 10 years. I hope this one bites you. No way. My favorite video that Chaps ever put out
Starting point is 00:19:26 was his two dogs, Baby Dale Woohoo and Gusy boy from heaven above. That's right. And Gus is like a Mastiff mix, right? Yeah, a Mastiff Ridgeback. And so he's a big dog. He's got a big bed.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Baby Dale Woohoo is, is he a rat terrier? Don't you dare. He's a Chihuahua. Chihuahua, sorry. I'll tear yourself. A little tiny dog. And the Chihuahua stole the Mastiff's bed. And then his Mastiff was sleeping on this tiny little cushion over the corner.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Like a cat-sized bed. It's very, it's very cute. Arian, have a question for you. Avatar. Shoot. How we feel. Rate your excitement right now on a scale of 1 to 10 on how pumped, how jacked up are you to see Avatar. I'm seeing it on Thursday night. I've been waiting on this for years when when nobody
Starting point is 00:20:22 around me was Avatar fans and they didn't believe me. And it's just, it feels like, you know, Christmas is, it's coming early a little bit, you know. The season of perpetual hope is bringing me back one of the greatest fantasy lands of all time. And I'm just, I just can't put it into words, man. I'm rambling. I'm rambling when I get emotional, you know. So the reviews are really, really good for Avatar, too. I don't know if you've read any of them, but there's some people. I haven't. I haven't and I won't, but of course there.
Starting point is 00:20:51 It's course it's good. It's taking 10 plus years. James Cameron would be knocking shit out to park, bro. I'm going to talk about he, they invented like some kind of submarine shit to do the filming for this. Like, it's insane. Like, this is going to be amazing. Is this another James Cameron water tank film?
Starting point is 00:21:09 Do you think they got the old Titanic water tank out? They might. obsessed with water. Yeah. James Cameron, like me, I'm an oxygen boy. James Cameron loves water. Like he fucking, he would nut water if he could. Oh, I heard this crazy story.
Starting point is 00:21:25 He drinks that stuff like it's beer. That James Cameron was filming, was filming an underwater submarine thing, like going to see the Titanic. And then in the documentary, while they were underwater, I think either looking at the Titanic or at like the lowest point of the ocean, they come. come back up and 9-11 happens yeah that's it's pretty wild there was a story that was kind of like that in the pandemic where there was this submarine that was so deep that they didn't get any communication and they go for like six months and when they came out they would get like news briefs
Starting point is 00:21:59 about what's been happening and things like that and they thought that all the people were fucking with them they're like yeah man nobody went outside for like three weeks everybody just stayed in their house there's like no bread no milk anything and people couldn't go anywhere and the submarine guys were like, that's not fucking true. Yeah, you got it. It's a classic prank. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:16 I would say that when Jeff Bezos went to outer space on Blue Origin, when he came back, we should all just pretend not to know who he is. Yeah. Just be like, what's Amazon? Also, that shouldn't count. I don't think that those space, they go super high in the stratosphere,
Starting point is 00:22:31 that shouldn't count. It was lower than the highest recorded plane flight. Right. So there was a plane that flew higher than Jeff Bezos took the thing. I wrote a whole article on it. It was actually, it was fake space. Like, yes, there was technically zero gravity, but people have taken planes higher than they went up.
Starting point is 00:22:49 There's been a drone. Not commercial planes, though. Not commercial planes, but, like, you could, you know, there's Air Force pilots that flew higher than that. I've gotten really into watching, like, airplane disaster films and, like, airplane disaster documentaries on YouTube. And there was, I don't know, it's just a weird thing that I'm into. Don't judge me.
Starting point is 00:23:07 The algorithm got me, right? I just, I ain't mad at it. I mean, you're not a Nazi. There was, yeah, maybe this is like on the path, though. This is how they start to indoctrinate you through aviation, aviation movies. But there was this one where it was these two commercial airplane pilots that were flying, I think they call it like a deadhead flight. So they didn't have anybody on their plane.
Starting point is 00:23:30 They were moving the plane to another airport so that they could, in turn, loaded up the next morning to take a bunch of people somewhere. And they were flying this plane that is, normally meant to go, I think, 35,000 at the tops, but it could potentially get up to like 42,000 as like the maximum flight ceiling for it. So they get in the plane and then they say, you want to try to take this thing as high as we can. They're just like broing out, just like taking it out for a spin. They climb up to 42,000 feet. And because they're using like the autopilot settings, there's not enough lift over the wings. It's not going fast enough to maintain altitude up there because the air is so thin. And so the plane starts to stall out and point down,
Starting point is 00:24:15 they lose their engine power. And then instead of like calling back to like on the radio to get advice on how to restart the engines because they technically weren't supposed to be up that high, they try to restart it on their own. The plane just keeps dropping and dropping and dropping. And then when they finally reported, they're like, hey, we've lost two engines. They give them the restart procedure and they didn't have enough time to get it restarted. So they just crashed. and died the two pilots that just like took this plane out for a spin but it was it was like a little bit funny listening to them as they're going up because they're they're like oh my god we're fucking doing it this is crazy and then they get up to 42,000 feet and they look out and they're
Starting point is 00:24:56 like how does it look out of your window and the guy's like uh it's like pretty much the same as 35,000 but they're acting like they're doing like the most reckless road trip thing ever and you think pilots would know that right like that's It's like a car driver. You know that going 120 is bad. Like, sure, can't it do it? Yes. Should I do it down 95?
Starting point is 00:25:17 Probably not. Yeah, I guess they didn't realize that when the autopilot was set in, when they put in the altitude, that you would have to, like, you would have to increase the speed and you'd have to, like, pitch the nose up to maintain that altitude. And if you just pitch the nose up without increasing speed at that height, it's just going to stall the plane because you're going to go too slow. Can you do that on your simulator? I can. Yeah, no, I've been up to 45,000 feet on my simulator and an F-15.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Did you know there's a drone that hasn't came down in a year and a half? Is it refueling? It is, has the power. It's illegal to do in civilian world, like for cars, but we have the technology to do it where they essentially have eternal power because of the way that they go up and down. It creates the power of almost like a wind turbine up there. And it's in the stratosphere, like way up in the stratosphere. It flies around at like 40,000 feet all those images that you see that are really accurate of like north korea china it's from those types of drones that are going way up high that no other countries can even detect so like free
Starting point is 00:26:19 falls and like wind turbines charges a battery of doesn't free fall it just goes up and down like the it only adjust like 150 feet the entire time how it's just perpetual motion and perpetual energy how is that part of newton's law that energy can't be created like well because it's using it's using gravity as it goes down right to build up energy to make it climb right back up what's that perpetual you would you would think that at some point no matter like how efficient it was using that energy at some point it would need to like recharge or get something else but is it going to be up there forever yeah they could take them down there was one that got taken down it was the longest one that's been up there and i think it was i mean i think it was two years you could probably google it unmaned
Starting point is 00:27:02 drone for two years on the air and it's a crazy story because Because I didn't know about it until about six months ago is when I saw it. That's crazy. It's not, it's just a picture drone, right? It couldn't, it's not, it couldn't drone strike somebody? No, no, no, no. Definitely not. It's, it's just for pictures and things like that.
Starting point is 00:27:23 How does it, because perpetual motion, isn't that supposed to be like, like impossible? By itself, yeah, by somebody that can do it naturally made. No, there's been all kinds of cars that have tried to develop whenever you're going 80 miles an hour down the road, using that wind speed to keep your car going, kind of like how a hybrid car does. Like when you stop, it'll store it more energy.
Starting point is 00:27:46 They're trying to find a way that all those gaps, I know Tesla is doing this, all those gaps that are in like the grill of the car, that those bring in wind that in turn powers the car. Power is a turbine. Big oil doesn't want that. No. That would, uh,
Starting point is 00:28:03 guitar doesn't want that. They don't. The video just came out right now of Donnie and me going to the USA England game. So I guess I can say now we did acid and went to the USA versus England game. I'd never done acid before my life. It was not a good place to do it for the first time. I don't know what it was supposed to feel like. I got really hot and sweaty and I was like very on edge and paranoid about what was going on.
Starting point is 00:28:32 I was, like, just trying to maintain the entire time. I was in the stands. I think I did it. Donnie and I did a pretty decent job, I think, of keeping a level head while we're going through this. But Donnie got his hands on some acid over there, no idea how. And he was like, hey, do you want to do this? And I thought to myself, you know what? Like, I think I owe it to the people to take acid and to go to this game and to bring home a tie.
Starting point is 00:28:55 What did you do in Hong Kong, rolling, right? MDMA. Yeah. That was the first time ever did MDMA, probably the last time that I'll do it. and I think this is I don't know if I'm going to do acid again I didn't have a great time I didn't have like a bad trip or anything
Starting point is 00:29:08 I didn't like psych myself out or go to a super dark place it was just not a great environment I don't think to be like in Qatar where it's highly illegal and in a stadium filled with like 60,000 strangers with no beer
Starting point is 00:29:23 in the stadium whatsoever it was it was a weird environment to be doing it for the first time in and I'm just happy that we got we got out of there and brought home a tie acid seems like the scary like i never want to do acid because being trapped in like a trip seems like the scariest shit like ever i think if you've got that mentality that you're going to have a bad trip going into it it could probably be bad for you um and i'm not saying that acid's good because i personally don't even know like this i'm i'm a rookie
Starting point is 00:29:52 when it comes to it i am not a drug guy despite the fact that like we joke about me being a drug guy a lot And so I was just going into it, I was like, just everything's going to be cool. I was like, I was forcing myself into a positive mindset. It was like, do or die for me. I was like, you have to have a good mindset in this or else it's going to be hell on earth. I think the best way to defend that you're not actually a drug guy is that you only do drugs for content. Yeah, no, that's true. So it seems like it.
Starting point is 00:30:19 Like, PFT's not doing acid randomly by himself. Right. I don't, I've never done acid before and probably won't do it again. haven't done MDMA since probably not going to do that again it's just acid alone's a real cry for help that's a real cry for help dude there's some crazy stories everyone there the worst college stories ever heard involved acid like one time there was a guy who did a bunch of acid and was just who ate his iPhone like was chomping down on his iPhone it sounds like a urban urban legend it's not I I was there.
Starting point is 00:30:58 You saw him eat his iPhone? The guy went ballistic, was trying to bang down a door, then started biting down on his iPhone and like bid it. And this guy was like a 250 pound wrestler and he was just going nuts. He ate his iPhone? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:15 He sounds like a dog. Like scratching down a door, chewing on things he shouldn't be chewing on. This guy was pretty damn close to the cocaine bear. He was a very damn. dangerous individual at that moment. Wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:30 So I guess the moral of the story is if you do acid, do it in a safe place. Like this guy. Not guitar. Not guitar. Not guitar. I'd say that Qatar is probably bottom five country to do acid in. Just based on my own. Secondallics are not like a party drug.
Starting point is 00:31:45 It's not like something you take to like go have fun. It's like something you take for self should be anyway for like self introspection. So you're supposed to reflect on self and do it in an environment like with nature. You're supposed to have a spotter, somebody who's done it before, kind of ease you into the process. But it's not like for drugs. It's not like cocaine. Let's go do a hit ad. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:32:11 Yeah. That's why people will be having bad trips. Yeah. I think if I do it next time, it'll definitely be in a more calm situation. I just thought to myself when Donnie mentioned that he had it, I was just like, you know, if there's one way to guarantee. that people will watch this video, it's to just be like Donnie and PFT went to a World Cup
Starting point is 00:32:30 Game in Qatar on acid. It's just like gasoline on a fire. And he smuggled it in, right? No, I don't think so. I don't know how he got it there. We actually talked about it on extra dosing. Maybe he did. I don't know. It just looks like a dot on a piece of cardboard.
Starting point is 00:32:47 So it would be very hard to distinguish like a piece of cardboard with a little bit of glue from a piece of cardboard with acid on it. And dogs aren't trained to find that either. Oh, acid? It's one of the only ones that they don't do. Because it's just not a big enough concern to waste your time on it. It's odorless, so they can't smell it?
Starting point is 00:33:06 They probably could pick it up because they can smell like cancer and people, but it's not something that we ever trained for. What are some things that dogs are trained to smell that maybe we don't think of? Because obviously they're trying to smell explosives, trying to smell like marijuana, cocaine. What else? So I can explain that process. if you want. Sure. Yeah. How we do it. So with the dogs, for drugs, for example, if you're
Starting point is 00:33:29 going to train a drug dog, there's six different types of drug, drug that you would use. So you use like MDMA, hash, marijuana, cocaine, heroin, and methamphetamines. So the theory behind that is, it's kind of like teaching the dogs to find color. If you teach them to find red and blue, they're going to be able to find whatever purple. And if you do, uh, whatever, the colors that make all of the six will completely cover the spectrum of whatever drugs. Same things with bombs. There's nine different types of primary explosives that people use. If you
Starting point is 00:34:02 train them and they can find all of those nine, they can find the derivative of those nine as well. Okay. Wow. So the bomb dogs, let's say we're going to the airport. I flew somewhere for Thanksgiving. So I was in the airport and they make you walk past the dog and you have to walk across
Starting point is 00:34:18 a floor and the dog's walking around with the handler. What are they sniffing for? So it's called vapor wave so whenever there's a vapor or there's a smell in the air it travels along almost like if you put in you know when you're watching the news and it'll have like different fronts that are coming in smells will work in the same type of front direction where it goes up and down and then it'll eventually go up they walk those dogs through and the dog could detect on the vapor if there's going to be explosive then they'll show it it's called a positive change so they'll show a change
Starting point is 00:34:50 of behavior and then the handler will know to look closer about what's going on but to answer your original question like termites for example on these long like if you're going in Canada for example and they have a 15 15 mile long radius where they need to check out all these different poles because some of them have broke they'll take these dogs that are trained to find termite send it down the entire length and the dogs will mark which ones they go because they'll stop stare the handler has binoculars and you could see the dog so you mark that one that they're going to go check it out they could detect cancer they trained them on covid when that was going on whoa so they i mean basically anything they could figure i mean they can sense fear they can like whenever you're going to a diabetic shock
Starting point is 00:35:34 that's how you know how serious it is they pick up the lower level of sugar and insulin in somebody's blood before medical devices can wow that's insane so they're training sense fear yeah fear and you could train them. So if you're training a dog to have a seizure, for instance, when somebody like has their, if they'd see the hand of somebody start to shake a little bit, the dog knows to get closer because you train like it's successive approximation. You're going baby steps and how big you'd go up. Eventually, if you teach somebody the seizures, if you just move your hand like that, the dog will come and put their body on you as like a stabilizing force. Wow. I saw this one video of this guy that was competing in a jiu jitsu tournament. And he like,
Starting point is 00:36:17 was getting pin he was getting trapped on the mat by by his opponent and his dog comes trotting across the mat comes up to him and just puts both of his paws like on the guy's chest to provide pressure because i i think it was um like an anxiety attack uh that that the dog was trained to spot so it was like providing pressure on him trying to get him out of it and then the match obviously stop and then everybody in the like all the judges and the opponents just took turns like scratching the dog's ears you know good good dog and a lot of times whenever you have that scenario when that somebody passes out or faints, a lot of the dogs are taught to lay across the neck because, like, you can go cold and whenever you warm it up, it feels, it's almost comforting
Starting point is 00:36:57 to you, like in nature, your mom doing that, essentially. That's what they're doing is they're nurturing you back to being okay. That's amazing. What about dogs now, Aaron? Don't care. But you know what? I'm going to get, we should, we should get a dog for Aryan. Because this is the classic classic scenario where like a dad A dad gets a dog and he's like Oh I don't want this stupid dog
Starting point is 00:37:27 Next thing you know he's about the fire Yeah They're like the closest friends of all time I love that that there are dogs that help people And save lives that's amazing But y'all are only telling one side of the story It's fucking bias You all ain't telling no stories about the project dogs
Starting point is 00:37:43 The Chase niggies down the street I tell you no stories about niggas to get bit Y'all ain't telling all these other stories. So it's like, just provide a little balance. Y'all over here trying to make me out to be a bad guy. Well, no, I mean, let's use our heads, Zerian, because you always, you always are one that would look at things in the correct perspective and say, why are we so afraid of sharks? Why do we hate sharks so much when we kill 67 million of them each year and they kill like two
Starting point is 00:38:09 of us? I'm not, I would never, I know exactly why we're afraid of sharks. But you don't hate sharks, right? I'm not in proximity with them enough to have an opinion on them. This is why it's going to be walking down the street with sharks. You know what I mean? I do think a lot of people are like there's no bad dogs and that's just categorically untrue. My dad is also not a dog person because he was like attacked when he was younger.
Starting point is 00:38:37 He like tells a story about how he like was with his brother sneaking into a junkyard. And literally he got caught by junkyard dogs. Like that was back when all those cartons. tune chunk yard dogs that were real and he got caught by like a couple Doberman pinchers and he just hates dogs I love dogs so and he's even like a little wary around my dog so I totally understand how like there's a definitely different viewpoint on dogs depending on your own personal experience the Doberman might be the most trumped up dog that there is because if they don't have their like ears clipped and their tails cropped they look like little pussies yeah they're so goofy yeah
Starting point is 00:39:15 They look like Weimaranas, right? Is that the... Weimariner? Yeah. Billy used the German pronunciation of it. Weimerwiner. Vindna.
Starting point is 00:39:24 You have the Weimarana? You have to say Vimerana. Yeah, no, the Domerans, when they got the floppy ears, they just look like a bunch of little goofballs. Right. And they're not intimidating at all. Rottweilers look scary no matter what, but they're awesome dogs. Right.
Starting point is 00:39:38 The ear clipping thing, I totally... I think it's unnecessary nowadays, but I understand why. they did it because my dog gets ear infections all the time and I'm always putting drops in there and I was like well the clip the clip thing you know played a role I won't point to let it breathe more so yeah so it doesn't get like the the air gets trapped or whatever yeah and then it gets moist and then there's an infection yeast yeah yeah so I get it but it's just so unnecessary nowadays and you're just if you're clipping your dog's ear you're trying to look like you have a scary dog yeah just trying to try to make it look badass if you want to look badass you know the easiest way to do
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Starting point is 00:41:33 Get 50% off two or more pairs of their polarized sunglasses. All right. Aaron, how's your weekend? What did you get into? Uh, I golfed pretty much all weekend, man. Not gonna lie. That sounds awesome. Yo, my, um, my follow cart came in, the Stewart Q follow.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Not an ad, just, uh, happy fucking consumer. That thing is fired, dog. You put your bag on it. You got your little, uh, remote. You hook it to the back of your belt. You press follow on the remote. And it just follows you everywhere to go throughout the fairway, the rough, wherever you at.
Starting point is 00:42:12 And you can even control it to the manual mode to where you can, like, put it next to the next tea while you putting on the green it shit is it makes walking so so much more enjoyable because you ain't got to like actually push your car it's like having a caddy so it's like you you're really out there playing the course and you on tour or some shit it's it's it's it's amazing though it's amazing technology any mishaps like hitting a child like test no there's no no there's no children on autopilot yeah that would be that'd be tough to explain. Sorry, my, my bag robot that I'm too lazy to push around, ran over your kid. Any missteps forth, though, at all? Like going into a bunker, going into the water or anything?
Starting point is 00:42:54 Nah, I tried to, I tried to, there was this one curve on this one part three where you kind of have to walk down and then walk up. And it's this concrete road that was kind of like real wavy. It fell on its side, but it was my fault. It wasn't that. I was just kind of trying to push it to its limit. But I just have no complaints with that thing. That thing is fire. And my first hole at a day, I birdied the first hole of the day. It was like, we set. I ended up shooting the 94, but. Did you name your cart?
Starting point is 00:43:26 I should, huh? You should name the robot, yeah. I should, yeah. I'm going to think about it. I'm going to give it some time, you know? You got to care about the... I do like the idea of doing a recurring segment just called happy fucking consumer. Like, just a product.
Starting point is 00:43:41 that you purchase that you're that you're very pleased with well that let this be the opening episode because that motherfucker is it's a it's like i think it's like 2500 something like that it's a lot of money but it's uh i play so much golf you said what i i mumbled 29 i looked it up oh yeah well it depends if you got the black or the carbon i got the black okay yeah 29. Does you have a speaker on it? No, I just, I put a little speaker in my bag, Bluetooth speaker on my bag.
Starting point is 00:44:14 Got a little, this is what I'm saying. It's like a very enjoyable. If you like golf, it's like one of the most enjoyable things because I got the Bluetooth speaker. You know, I got the portable battery. I got the phone.
Starting point is 00:44:23 We have there viving with music, golf. It's just an amazing. I can't wait. I'm so mad. I don't know if I've never paid attention enough because I haven't been golfing like that. Yeah. But these last four months,
Starting point is 00:44:35 I actually golf, five months. it's raining like a motherfucking Houston right now and I don't remember ever it raining this much and I could be wrong but it's just like every time it rains
Starting point is 00:44:44 I can't go golf you know what I'm saying San Antonio's San Diego right now yeah it's just annoying man so whatever I'll get over it it's great product though
Starting point is 00:44:54 but you try 94 what's your handicap out now it's still around like 19 18 but um I guarantee by the end of the year I'm gonna crack I'm gonna get in the high 80s
Starting point is 00:45:06 it's like you know so like before when I first was talking about or first was playing golf I was shooting in the high 90s low hundreds but that was also like oh let me get a mulligan here or let me move my ball out the way I'm from the tree that type
Starting point is 00:45:22 that's the kind of hundreds I wasn't right now I'm legit shooting like low 90s to where it's like I'm playing it for real to where you play it as it lies no mulligans shit like that like and so it's like it's legit and so like I can actually see I've been taking lessons and shit Like, it's fun, man.
Starting point is 00:45:37 But you are tempted to take a mulligan, I imagine. Nah, because it's like who you cheating at the end of the day. I would say, who are you fooling? It's like, it's your score. Yeah. So it's like, why play the game? Like, if I go out with some of the homies and we're just drinking and stuff, I'm not really keeping score like that.
Starting point is 00:45:52 You know what I mean? Like, I'm just playing good shots, having some drinks, shit like that. But like, if I'm out there, like, really trying to score, there's no, I ain't trying to cheat myself. There ain't no point. How far can you drive? Uh, my farthest, it was a tad downhill, but my farthest is, it was like 350 something. Damn.
Starting point is 00:46:14 It was like 352, yeah. Um, but on average, it's not my average at all. On average, I'm probably around 280, 290. But I hit this, it was crazy because they had this like narrow fairway, um, for, uh, part four. And it's a narrow fairway. It was a short part four. it's probably like 290
Starting point is 00:46:36 and so I just put my three wood out and I was like I'm just gonna swing light because I don't you know what I'm trying to get trying to get it in the fairway so I could play
Starting point is 00:46:44 I hit that bitch on a green and had an eagle put it was crazy it was shit flew and it was like two it was so it was like two 90 with my three wood so it's like
Starting point is 00:46:51 I don't know when you start when you start really practicing and stuff you can see the um you can see the you know
Starting point is 00:47:01 the product of the work that you've been putting in. I've been really practicing that shit because I don't got nothing else to do. Damn, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. I would like to get back on the course. I got these new clubs from Taylor Made.
Starting point is 00:47:15 So I went and they did that like swing fitting thing. That's when I hurt my forearm. And they gave me like I wanted to get the most elderly set of clubs possible. So I got like all hybrids except for I think I've got like a seven iron, eight iron, nine iron, but I've got like. four or five hybrids i just want to be able to go out on the golf course and not lose every single ball you know like i want to be able to be good enough at golf where it's fun not where it's just a pain the ass for everybody else that i'm with i got the new tailor mates too and i got rid of the
Starting point is 00:47:49 dyson or bryson de chambos like the same linked ones i had those they worked pretty decently but i always felt like a fucking idiot whenever i was walking around with those and i would be pair with somebody else and they'd be like is that the bryson because that just makes me look like I am a huge Bryson guy. Yeah. Yeah. That I just buy whatever he has. They're like, oh, cool, do you have a Bentley in the parking lot too? Like, no, I don't. What's he up to these days? I haven't heard much
Starting point is 00:48:13 from her boy, Bryson, or big solo and steroid boy. All those live golf guys. Yeah. I got caught in the, he got caught in my algorithm for YouTube, because I've been watching a whole bunch of golf YouTube videos. And so he pops up a bunch and so I've watched a few of his videos. He's basically like trying to build his YouTube brand
Starting point is 00:48:31 because like there's a part of the golf world that like hates all the live players they feel like they sold out and so like he's trying to like build the person I mean it seems like a cool dude to me I don't I don't got no qualms with him but uh he definitely he just he just go out and you know shoot nine shoot 18 play with other people he collabs with a lot of other like internet golfers like YouTube golfers so I imagine that he's he's probably not that fun to hang out with though I've seen enough why i've heard i've heard like there's like a lot of disdain towards him i don't know why though like i haven't dug into i just see it i see the beef online like i don't know what's what's the
Starting point is 00:49:10 issue he's just a dork and he's always he's yelling at people you can tell that he's a jerk because of how he acts towards people that um that are like working for the tournament out on the course so like he'll scream at a rules official that comes over and gives him a ruling and then call somebody else over he'll he's a big time like let me see your manager kind of guy He's a care He's a dude Karen He has a dude Karen And people also hate him
Starting point is 00:49:33 Because he takes forever Yes If he's playing He will It'll take him 90 seconds Two minutes In between shots
Starting point is 00:49:40 Like even if it's Or longer than that Even if it's just like A pretty simple shot He goes through like Where's the wind at right now And looks through all of his charts And just fucking hit it man
Starting point is 00:49:48 It's a six iron Yeah he complains about everything He um His sponsors even Like had to release statements this year Talking about what a piece of shit He is to work with Because
Starting point is 00:49:58 Yeah because they are trying to engineer clubs that are specifically to his he's trying to invent new clubs essentially because he's swinging so hard and he wants them to create these new shafts and new clubheads that have never been invented before so they're trying to like do the science to figure out how to make it work and occasionally they will have to pause and be like we need to reevaluate our design because it's not working what we're doing right now. And then he'll get mad at them and publicly blame the company that he's working with for not being able to meet his specifications. But it's like, dude, these clubs don't exist yet. You're making them invent a new type of golf club based on what, like, the mad scientist stuff that you've done to your own swing. And so his own sponsors have to like release statements being like, we do not, sorry,
Starting point is 00:50:52 Bryson's being a jerk and he's completely alienated our entire product team, which is something that's very rare. it's rare to have like a company that's paying you millions of dollars to also have to release a statement like that. I would imagine you'd be pretty pissed if somebody was like, hey, we're going to give you $10 million. Now go shit on everything. Yeah. That's not the way ads usually work. No, usually not. Usually you can pay me anything and I'll talk about how great tailor-made clubs are. Man, I'm telling you, I'm hitting this thing a mile. My personal favorite hamster wheel, the one that I always go to whenever I buy a new hamster.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Yeah. Billy. I'm in the... Go ahead. Now I was just going to say how to talk more golf. I'm trying to get a new driver. Mine's out of season. It's time to get a new driver.
Starting point is 00:51:38 We got to have you go golfing with Trent. Who's Trent? So you would love Trent. He's trying to break 90 for the first time. Hey, so am I. Yeah. So I think that would be cool. Team you guys up a little bit.
Starting point is 00:51:50 Set it up when we go. I got the homie out oh Victor Cruz he'd be hella golfing too I told him when I'm in New York January let's let's get around together that'd be a cool little nothing that'd be a great video it'll be great yeah Victor Cruz Aaron and Trent I'm hearing all this golf talk and I'm just at the point of my life where I know at some point I'm going to have to get into golf because it'll be the only sport that most people play together yeah and I'm just in denial about getting to that point where it's like you can't play any real sports anymore yeah I could tell that you were over here like judging people for golfing I wasn't judging it was just
Starting point is 00:52:22 more like hearing like men talk about like prostate checks and stuff that's what you hear when people are talking about golf yeah he's calling you what the you might as well be talking about your buttholes or tits uh i could see big tea getting really into golf i play golf probably two or three times a year i'm not good at it at all uh by about the 14th hole I usually take off like 14, 15, 16 so I can really give it my all on the last two. It's just, it's too long. It's too hot. I only play like in the summer.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Like when I'm home for July 4th, I'll go with my friends. And it's just a hundred degrees. I'm not good at it. I don't have the time to like get good at it. And it's like hard to play here. So it's like I do it a couple times a year. But it's not something I thoroughly enjoy necessarily. It is tough to get good.
Starting point is 00:53:22 that's the thing it's like golf has such a high barrier for entry that if you're a kid and your family doesn't have a lot of money like there's it's impossible for you to get it to golf like with greens fees clubs balls lessons all that stuff even if you take lessons out of the equation like golf is super expensive just to play whereas like basketball you just you get a new ball i read an article the three most difficult sports to get into for someone that's not affluent of course like being like a horse racer or something like that that being a jockey but it was gymnastics swimming and golf yeah swimming shockingly expensive yeah i grew up in gymnastics it's really expensive yeah because the the the coaches like if you're gymnastics coach you're raking it in some of them some of them yeah like they're if you own the place you're raking it in yeah if you own a gym yeah um i would imagine you know travel soccer is very expensive too travel anything yeah yeah i was reading stuff yeah i was yeah i was yeah i was yeah i I was telling a shorthy that day, I was like, if I was introduced to golf, like, at a young age, I might have been a golfer. It's so, like, I fell in love with it.
Starting point is 00:54:32 And it's just like everything an athlete wants that's competitive. But do you think anything happen, like, for your age group, like being able to go out there to a really beautiful setting? Do you think you would have appreciated that? Because I think as you're older, looking onto the course and seeing how it's manicured, how it's taken care of, you appreciate it more as you're older than as a kid. well i think i don't i've never really cared about i don't even care about that now like um honestly i think what draws me to it more than anything now is that there is no you're not playing against anybody you're playing against yourself right and it's kind of a cliche to say but it's the real shit ever and so it's like it's like you're you're constantly fighting your tendencies as an athlete
Starting point is 00:55:11 or just as a human to to do things that is that feels instinctual that's like a lot of golf is like counterintuitive so like like i'm you know i'm you know an ex-NFL athlete that when I try to swing as hard as I can to hit the ball, it don't go nowhere, or it goes left or goes right. But when I'm nice, easy take a swing with the correct technique, and it doesn't feel like I'm putting in any effort, the bitch goes 320. You know what I'm saying? So it's like you're also, you're fighting yourself constantly, and it's like this never-ending
Starting point is 00:55:40 journey to try to perfect consistency, and you're never going to do it. And I think that's why it's like a lifelong game and it's a lifelong journey. And so I think it's why a lot of elderly people, especially like we're talking about. I hire people play it a lot is because it's just something that will constantly challenge you. And it's it's you. It's not you're not fight. Like there were so many. I used to hate playing ball like for a simple reason.
Starting point is 00:56:04 Like I could be, I think I've said it before in this podcast, but like I could have the greatest game I've ever had, right? Or felt the greatest. But like if my teammates don't do what they're supposed to do, like I'm not going, I'm not getting, I'm not going to get in the yards. You know what I'm saying? there's so many other variables when it's golf it's just you like you know there are other sports that's like that but that's that's what I fell in love with that I think at a young age I would I would enjoy to answer your question that was very long winded but I would enjoy at that age mentally challenging myself because I mean shit I was I was a 12 year old taking a bike across
Starting point is 00:56:43 the city to go run hills so it was like I knew discipline I knew how to be discipline but it was just applied in that sport because that's all I knew and that's all I was introduced to. When you were taking your bike across the city to run hills, were you like, that was there one hill that you're like, I got to get to that. That's the good hill that I have to train on. Yeah, so my dad trained me when I was when I was real young and he was like, this is the best hill because they was doing construction at this place and it was sand. So it was like, it was like you were running in sand and you were going uphill. So it was like extremely good for, for training purposes and so that was the only hill from that area that that we saw that was the perfect distance
Starting point is 00:57:19 and had other things around it that I could do some small drills around like warm up and stuff but yeah that sounds like a great hill sand dunes who's who's the one who did uh uh footwork drills and tims on the beach i don't know it sounds like that sound like that sound like something silly do you do you like golf more than football uh uh uh Uh, right now? Just, I mean, I, I guess, but just like in general. Like you said, if you'd been introduced to golf as a kid, you would have wanted to play golf. I've never, okay, that's a good question.
Starting point is 00:57:57 I think I've never, so football was something that I enjoyed doing, but I never liked practicing. I fucking hated practicing. Uh, hated learning the playbook. I hated, uh, I hated the feeling before I went. in a game that it's just this gut-wrenching like anxiety oh my god the buildup and the tension I hated that but as soon as the ball snapped and you get hit first that goes away and then you enjoy it but there's just so many like I enjoyed it for sure but like with golf I just can't wait to go practice I've never felt like that about a sport like I hated training for football
Starting point is 00:58:37 I hated running them hills I hated I could not stand lifting weights hated all that shit But I did it, but I did it well. And that's, I guess I learned a lot about myself throughout the process. But I've never had a sport to where I was like, I cannot wait to go do this. Like, I just, maybe, maybe it's just a now thing, but this is how I feel right now. I just love this shit. Like, it is consuming me. So when you're 12 years old and you're running these hills and you're hating every second of it,
Starting point is 00:59:07 are you just thinking yourself the whole time, like you're doing this because you've got a greater goal, which was, I don't know what that goal was, or like, what were you thinking about as the reason for why are you doing this thing that you hate? Yeah, it means to an end. I knew, I didn't know. I thought I knew that that was the pathway to get to the NFL. And so it was instilled in me at a very young age that is possible from my father. But I had to set realistic goals. This is great.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Matter of fact, this is great. I maybe have said this too, but for all those young people out there, if you have goals, you have to set. goals, write them down, put them in like in the mirror, in the bathroom or at your door before you leave. Somewhere you're going to see. So my dad told me to do this when I was a young. And he's okay, what do you want to do? I said, I want to make it to the NFL. How do you make the NFL? Well, I got to, you know, I got to get in college first. Well, if you got to get in the college, how do you get a scholarship? Well, you got to start on your team first. Well, how you start on your team first? Well, you got to beat everybody around you. Well, what do you got to do
Starting point is 01:00:07 to beat everybody around you. And you write each one down. And I got to be faster than this guy. Well, how do you get faster than this guy? Well, you got to train like that. So you start knocking down these goals. You start writing down these goals. And the far-fetched goal at the end of it seems less far-fetched because you broke it down into segments.
Starting point is 01:00:24 And you can do something daily to attack that big goal, but that small little in small increments. And so he said, if you write your goals down, one or two things is going to happen. You're going to wake up every morning and you're going to do, you go hit and you're going to it and you do it and you'll fall somewhere around your initial goal or you're going to rip it down because you can get tired of seeing it because you're not doing the shit you need to do every single day. And that was one of the most powerful things my father ever taught me. And so as a 12 year old, you know, I just had these grandiose ideas of what I wanted to do. I wanted to get my family out of the circumstances we was in. I just knew. I had the fear of being broke when I was
Starting point is 01:00:59 little. I just had the biggest fear ever. And so I just, I did, all my energy went to that. And so everything that I could do it would do. I got the homies used to be, we, I, I had the, I I was in San Diego this last past, this month, my man's had a baby, and he was, we were just joking. Like, the whole crew was around. Like, I used to go run laps around the track, like, before practice, after practice, and they used to clown me. Like, I used to get clown all the time. And it was just jokes and shit, but, like, that's, I was just focused.
Starting point is 01:01:25 I just had a goal, and I did everything I could to get towards that goal. Do you think the process of getting better in golf is much different than football? Like, I would imagine the incremental gains that you can make in golf. you see the result really quickly that you need that you are getting better did you ever feel that in football when you're at the top of your game like that there's these little incremental steps that I could make or did you feel like you topped out when you were destroying the jags every year um it's like yes and no so I think I don't think you get good and go off that fast I think I'm probably a little bit you know more inclined to do that show because I spent so much
Starting point is 01:02:03 years like control of my body and so like most people aren't going to get good good that fast. But you see small improvements. But for me, my improvements have been happening pretty fast because, like, I'll listen to the coach. Yeah, I'll apply it right there. And they're like, well, it's, it's good when you know, you know how to, you know, control your body. But in football, I usually tell people like, that's why I hated about it so much. It's like, I spent the entire year training for it and I only get to play 16 times a year, you know, or 12 or 14 if I'm in college. It's not that meant you don't get to play football that much. Like, even if you're in practice, just these simulated and isolated instances,
Starting point is 01:02:40 whether you're running plays, working on situations. And so you can see improvement in your game in football, but it takes a longer time to play it out, in my opinion, rather than golf. But also, it's also contingent on, like I said, all the other variables. Like, I could be way faster,
Starting point is 01:02:56 but if I'm behind a third team O line and I can't get busy, then ain't nobody going to see the improvements in the game. You know what I mean? And so you have to wait on certain. breaks and a lot of things have to fall your way i always tell people man if you have any kind of success especially in sports man you got a lot of luck that that came your way yeah uh and so where what's your goal at right now for golf if you're looking at that that vision board what's the
Starting point is 01:03:22 ultimate thing right now my goal is i have a goal to to get into the 80s by the end of december and i'm so close i tricked it off the other day fam oh my god so i was i had two holes left And I was sitting like at 80, 80 or 81, like something like that. And I was like, done. We got it. It's in the bag. And on the last hole, the last haul, I think I had, I had a like five shots. So I was like an 85.
Starting point is 01:03:52 And I was like, we got it. You know, no, 84. I was at 84. I was like, we got it. I drove that bitch like three something. And I'm 50 yards in. And I'm like, this is money. We did it.
Starting point is 01:04:04 I ended up with a fucking seven. It's just The chip went all The green was slanted I missed red putts A three putt it It was just bad But like
Starting point is 01:04:13 That's anyway The goal is to be in the 80s By December And the goal is by the end And the next year To be able to shoot par All right It's lofty
Starting point is 01:04:23 And then we're gonna get you On the senior tour Why I gotta be on a senior tour I think that's such a great goal Like what if you 36 birthday What you mean Because Aaron
Starting point is 01:04:34 You got like Listen You're making incredible. I'm a sell out. Liv Tor. I'm a live tour. I'm going to give me a live contract. Fuck that.
Starting point is 01:04:43 Yeah, that contract will last until MBS here's the episode that we did last week about him. And then. That's what's up. I'll get this. I'll get this. I think MBS did help broker the deal, Merchant of Death in Brittany Graham. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that occurred.
Starting point is 01:05:03 He was involved, I think. Chaps, do you know anything about? Yeah, the Saudi and, like, them and UAE always kind of work together. Like, if there's anybody that we really don't like, like Iran, we go through either Saudi or the UAE and have for, like, generations, really. Did they get a cut? I think they get continued relationship with the United States. Like, I think that's a big reason why Saudi Arabia besides the oil,
Starting point is 01:05:30 because everything else in their government, almost all Americans hate. but they like the fact that we can get oil and that there'll be intermediaries on even Russia. Like Russia will use them. Iran will use them. Other countries in Afro use them. Like South Sudan used them a lot.
Starting point is 01:05:48 Yeah. There was actually a video of the tarmac with Brittany being led from like one plane and the merchant of death being led. It looked like a scene from a movie. Right. Of all the government shit, that's exactly the most accurate for his prisoner exchange.
Starting point is 01:06:03 Yeah. It was crazy. watching it. It's like, holy shit, this is actually, like, I almost expected after Brittany, like, crossed the line over or whatever to get the U.S. side. Snack your backs. Yeah, like, or some team would, like, go in and swoop down on the merchant of death and, like, take him back in the helicopter. Yeah, and what you don't see on those ones is heavily armed people on both sides and inside the, like, usually limousines. Do you remember when Bo Bergdog got exchange for the five high-ranking Taliban members? Yep. There was the same situation, but that, that scene looks so much different because
Starting point is 01:06:33 they all came in on Blackhawks so they like CH 77s were or 47s were dropping down and then everybody got out. Bo Bergdorf still had like the like the sandbag cover on his head and then they took it off right before he was exiting the helicopter. Oh my God. So then he couldn't even tell them like where he came from. Like they picked them up in a helicopter with his thing over his head so they couldn't even bring you back to like where their headquarters was.
Starting point is 01:07:00 What do you think what do you think like what's the word that I'm looking for? secure trigger discipline what's the trigger discipline like during an intense hostage exchange like that are they is it safety off yeah is it safety off or safety on i would imagine in those like for me whenever i was rolling through like felusia i was always safety off like it depends on how much the threat is imminent so i would imagine in those moments yeah they clicked off safe for sure and that you're just i would have i mean if i'm there and i know that the situation is that much I'm not waiting because even in the heat of the moment you have no idea in a firefight how often even military guys will and ladies will not click over to fire where they go to the first one and it's stiff they do that all the time police officers may miss 82% of their first shots fired because of nerves. So would you in a situation like that are you looking at like all the Russian all the Russian soldiers you like looking at their hands or what are you looking at?
Starting point is 01:08:03 at you can kind of pick up uneasy like somebody looking uneasy and everybody else knows because you have very particular types of people that do that like high level personnel security and things like that that are extremely well trained so they can pick up on body language but both sides have those like if you talk large scale militaries ours would destroy anybody else in the world when you're talking about elite fighters there is other countries that have the same type of in-person capability. What's one country that you think is like under the radar? They might not have the depth.
Starting point is 01:08:37 Poland? Poland, really? Oh, shit. Their dudes are hardcore? Yeah, Poland. I mean, I personally believe that the roughest people on the planet and the least people that I would want to fight in a group is Chechens. Like the people from Chechnya are fucking no.
Starting point is 01:08:53 Because that's the, all they've had is war. That was one of the biggest times I was nervous. We were operating in an area outside of Fallujah, and they said that there's Chechnine and snipers in the area. And I was like, fuck, because they've only done war for generations. Yeah. And their shooters don't give a fuck. They are fearless.
Starting point is 01:09:09 And when we found out that there's Chechen snipers in the area, we had to rechange some things. Like, they could because they are very, very capable. What was Chechia doing down there, like, rolling with Iraq? They just mercenaries. Like, because they've done it so long, they'll just be mercenaries. So, like, if there's a war going down for the right price, you can get some Chechians. Yeah. For example, like whenever you're dealing with somebody who's a.
Starting point is 01:09:31 sniper from that area. Typically, they will have like a sniper hide wall, like that you have just a break in it where you could put the barrel. But in those situations, when that happens, you could pick up on muzzle flash whenever they're not far enough back. Chetans are experienced enough that they know to go to the back of the room and create the hole that the bullet is going to go out where they have the target. So they're firing through a hole, but from across the road, and they use a type of suppressor that goes on like the end of a 50 caliber sniper rifle or bigger snap or rifle that makes the sound engulf you instead of coming out because a normal like AK-47 you can hear where the sound dissipates and you can hear like if the bullet's coming to you it feels like a
Starting point is 01:10:09 snap like you hear a snapping that's going overhead when you're behind the bullet that's when you hear the loud bang so if you hear the bang you're behind the bullet if you hear snapping and it sounds like snapping it's going over your head that's around coming at you yeah I told somebody that the other day because I think you had tweeted about that and somebody was asked because we heard something that sounded like gunfire and I was like here's what chap says if you hear the popcorn sound like the bangs if you hear the bangs if you're at least the person's firing away from where you're at that point if you hear snaps that are going against the wall or over your head you're in a you're in a bad spot yeah so those chetchians they weren't like joining it like
Starting point is 01:10:47 they weren't on a jihad trip they're definitely getting paid by yeah they all they a lot of them get paid like for doing that kind of stuff like and that's not just them that's what the wagner group started as in russia was doing mercenary shit yeah we were talking about dyn i were talking about the wagner group on uh extra dosing and is it is it true that they purposely chose like an anglos like an anglo-saxon type name wagner so that you couldn't really pick up that it was just basically the russian mercenaries i don't know about that i don't know about that yeah that's um okay well consider me like i'm i'm never going to fuck with the chechen now the chechens are in are in ukraine yeah on the besides the Russians.
Starting point is 01:11:27 And a lot of that's because they're mercenaries. They're hired. Like, they are hired folks that go out. Why don't we just pay them more to stay home? Because they hate us. Like, I think they're one of the biggest groups that hate us. Like, any group that that's the reason why Chechens will go against any place that America's on, they'll join their side so they can fight us. And they're technically Russia.
Starting point is 01:11:46 And they hate us because of what we've done in the Balkans. Yeah, finance a lot of their enemies. 20 years, 30 years. Man, it gets complicated. I mean, now, where were the Chechens? which side were the Chechens on during like the Soviet Afghan war? I'm not sure. Where'd they fall?
Starting point is 01:12:03 Was that back when Russia was still enemies with them? That's like way outside of anything I would know. Yeah, because I remember there's a crazy video of a Russian, like Russia was invading Chechnya and there was a Chechen guy and a Russian guy and they both served together at some point. It was like after the collapse of the Soviet Union and they were like talking like, Dmitri, don't come in here, send your men back. because if you don't they're not going to come home and they're like we know each other but like they're fighting and it's just like an intense video yeah and that's pretty common talk between two militaries
Starting point is 01:12:36 like one of my favorite general mattis quote is um i come in peace with tears in my eyes i'm pleading with you but if you fuck with me i'll kill you all and he said that in a tribal council meeting just outside of bagdad when they first got there because they were like playing some games and he was telling them we'll fucking kill everybody in this room It's Mad Dog. That's the original Mad Dog. All right, chaps just left. Before we get to the rest of the show, it's brought to you by Hey Dude.
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Starting point is 01:14:44 We are January I almost said January 6 Nope Live show Big big event Come on out January 20th
Starting point is 01:14:53 January 26th. In New York. Here in New York City, greatest city on earth. That's what Big T said. Come on out. What's the name of the place that it's at? It's at Sony Hall. Sony Hall. Sony Hall. Come out January 26th. When do tickets go on sale? They are on sale today at noon. So if you're listening to this on Tuesday and it's in the afternoon, tickets are on sale. That's a Thursday night. Ari, and you're coming up for it, right? I'm out there dogs
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Starting point is 01:15:49 Shake check And they specialize in beers. What's that? Yard House Times Square. Oh, yeah. Best spot in New York City. Really? I was going to say Margaritaville. Wait, are we close to Margaritaville? They're across the street. It's in Hell's kitchen. We might have to go to Margaritaville after the show. Do we?
Starting point is 01:16:05 I'm in there. Yeah. I'm jealous. I'm going to go to each one of y'all's liquor spots and I'm getting lit. Yeah. After the show, meet me underneath the Statue of Liberty's dress in Margaritaville in that special table that they have there. And the boys, you can be slamming some Dackeries. It'll be a good time. So come on out. I can't wait. It'll be a blast. We're waiting on confirmation. We might have a very special guest. The day before. I know. I'm saying. I'm excited. I'm excited if that shit falls through. A special guest at the show itself. Yeah. I'm working on it. Big cat. Big cat will not be there. Wait, I have no idea what you're talking about. It was in the group. You should. We've discussed it in this room. Don't worry about it. You'll be surprised too then.
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Starting point is 01:17:09 Second edition of the lib detector test, I assume. Yeah, we're bringing it back. You're going to have to. The lib detector test was maybe the best part of our first show. Big T got to the bottom of some of the political affiliations of the people in the audience big time
Starting point is 01:17:23 all right so imagine Big T just like that became his act and he went on tour like city to city It was a hit Did you Jack Foxworthy You might be a lib
Starting point is 01:17:35 What were some of the ones last time It was like If you've ever eaten a beyond meat patty No You might be a lib Shut up dude The one I remember was what's your favorite
Starting point is 01:17:48 SNL cast member and I forget what the guy said but any answer to that question meant you were a little there were several unless it's Norm MacDonald right yeah Norm I don't know that much about him
Starting point is 01:17:59 I don't know if he was what about this more just the leanings yeah but if you're watching SNL in 2022 on NBC what about Steve Martin what about him like he's a
Starting point is 01:18:11 is Steve Martin a conservative no but he's like well loved cheaper by the dozen he's an SNL cast member well yeah I mean But in a lip, Billy, there have been a ton of very well-loved S&L cast members. Chevy Chase? No, everyone hates Chevy Chase.
Starting point is 01:18:25 You pick the one guy that everyone thinks sucks. No, I think Chevy Chase is funny from stuff like in community. Yeah. I know he's probably a douchebag. Yeah, he's like, what about that answer? Is that a live answer? I've already explained the joke so you can keep naming people. What about Dennis Miller?
Starting point is 01:18:43 Dennis Miller, people forget. Eddie Murphy. Monday night football legend. Again, Billy, I explained what the joke was. Do you guys remember when Dennis Miller was on Monday Night Football? That was so bad. It was so bad. I don't remember that.
Starting point is 01:18:57 So he did all these like crazy historical references, but like it did not work at all in a football booth. I remember I tuned in, it was like week two and Dennis Miller's doing his like introduction monologue in the booth. And he goes, I haven't seen murkier bloodlines since the house of platagenetian. and I was I looked at my dad I was like are we watching a football game right now who was his who was the host when he was doing it uh like the analyst it might have been Dan Fouts
Starting point is 01:19:28 yes that's right I think it was let's see Dennis Miller Monday football it was a disaster and that's when Gruden came in after that right I think so oh no no there were a couple years I think it went to um Tony Kornheiser Joe Thysman and that was equally as bad
Starting point is 01:19:45 and Mike Patrick Terrible. Dude, Kornheiser and Thaisman hated each other. Thaisman sucks. You know how bad you have to, like how shit of your personality has to be to be a Super Bowl champion,
Starting point is 01:19:58 Washington Redskins quarterback, and to have me hate you? You're a jerk. We'll get to the bottom of Dennis Miller on Monday night football on a future episode because, man, there's a lot of meat on that bone. But we will...
Starting point is 01:20:12 What are we thinking for Thursday's episode? Oh, good question, Billy. I should probably brainstorm that. A lot of journalists just dropping dead in Qatar. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Multiple. Chaps has to get going.
Starting point is 01:20:26 So Chaps will let you head out. Thank you for joining us. Thanks for having me. Thanks, Jeff. Big T. Who else was it? Another guy just died today or yesterday. Are you serious?
Starting point is 01:20:37 Uh-huh. Oh, my God. He was Qatari, I believe. I'm trying to find his name. conspiracy brain, I think I put this into the group chat, I would not be surprised if there was some sort of assassination method that looked like bronchitis was killing people. Well, yeah, I mean, that's potassium cyanide. Photojournalist Khalid al-Mislam from Katari News Channel, All-Cost TV, passed away on Saturday,
Starting point is 01:21:07 also covering the World Cup after Grant Wall died on Friday. because during COVID during the COVID shutdowns in China there was a lot of political dissidents quote unquote to the CCP who died of COVID yeah I mean it's it's probably correct but they were like young I think the Grant and Wall thing was surreal when it when it hit on was a Friday night yeah it's the the timing seems like it's too much of a coincidence like he yeah i don't know have any evidence is there is any evidence came out no no evidence yet that i've seen but i mean the timing is just like it's it's beyond suspicious because he was he was the loudest most critical voice of Qatar and FIFA and he was in good health and uh he did he got sick over the
Starting point is 01:22:05 course of that week but that could be symptoms of Tasium cyanide poisoning, which is something that, like, I know Russia does a lot of that stuff. I don't believe in coincidences of that magnitude. Yeah. Like, if for those of you who aren't familiar, because I wasn't exactly familiar with the guy before, but the Twitter, the tweet that went viral, the guy with the LGBTQ plus flag shirt, wearing a flat cap who said he was denied entry from the stadium, he was who died. and apparently
Starting point is 01:22:37 if you look into him he's you know looks like he's in great shape like great physique he was also he had a heart attack died of bronchitis
Starting point is 01:22:49 bronchitis bronchitis he went into cardiac arrest at the game at the game like of the Netherlands it was the Netherlands Argentina game and so his heart stopped
Starting point is 01:22:59 they tried to revive him he had he was diagnosed with bronchitis earlier in the week but bronchitis could be that could result from like any number of things could cause bronchitis you know and then bronchitis could in turn cause other things to go wrong in your body so they don't they don't know are they going to have are they going to give his body back to america or last i heard was the state department and the biden administration was in touch with the katari government trying
Starting point is 01:23:28 to uh secure the body and i don't know what's happened they haven't really been very public about that nor would I expect them to be. But I would imagine that we're we probably did everything that we could to get the body to the military base that we have in the area over there to have an autopsy performed. I mean when we were worried about you PFT like so like Donnie and I in retrospect were perhaps a bit cavalier with some of the things that we were doing and thank God that the Katari government doesn't have a sense of sarcasm and couldn't detect what we were actually saying about them. But it's, we, we probably did not take the threat as seriously as we should have. I'll, I'll say that. Yeah. We, like, we kind of skated by and a little bit of our, like,
Starting point is 01:24:25 privileged to be oh nothing's going to happen to me i can i can make fun of is that protester dude still alive who ran out uh justice for iranian women LGBTQ i don't know ukraine see don't know i don't know the guy's name so it's tough to figure it out you guys know what i'm talking about though yeah but i'm that's going to be a very tough person to look up because nobody knows what his name was i know i mean he could be but um yeah it i mean it's it's awful for grant and wall's family and uh his friends and his colleagues, just something that he was probably the biggest name in American soccer journalism. And it's insane what happened. And I hope that we figure out exactly what it is. And like, I don't know what to think. Like, I guess hopefully it's not foul play. I think, I think
Starting point is 01:25:16 that's fine to, that's my initial reaction. Like, I hope that it's just a big coincidence. And if he passed away, I would rather it be just a freak occurrence than to have it be foul play because then that opens up a whole other box that we'll have to deal with. But if somebody fucked with him and poisoned them, then like we got to, we're going to have to do something about it. So I don't know what that's going to be. But if I was a journalist over there, I would get the fuck out. That's where I'm at right now. Like if I would, if I was still in guitar, I'm on the next flight out.
Starting point is 01:25:50 fuck that not worth it also remember uh you know it was getting weird remember that one video i think it was a peruvian or ecuadorian who's playing katar early in the elimination in the pool play it was a south american country and the guy stands up and just starts giving them money symbol and then some kataris a couple uh seats back just start yelling at him to sit down and shut up and then that video goes viral and then a video then surfaces of that guy sitting next to
Starting point is 01:26:23 the guy he was yelling at who I think was Ecuadorian and they're like we're friends now everything's fine like soccer football gets very heated and I was like that I was like that's weird yeah
Starting point is 01:26:36 that's scary but it's it's crazy seeing like Westerners, like, really try to, like, change culture. Like, you know, like, they have thousands and thousands of years that they culture. Like, and it's just not going to change. And it's like, I've seen this one, like, Twitter thread of some dude saying that from over there.
Starting point is 01:27:01 And he was like, no matter how much you guys try to enforce that, like, we don't believe in that shit. And it's just like, that's the one place where I'm like, I'm not really, like, too, I don't really want to visit like that. Like, the Middle East. And I know a lot of it is, a lot of is a little overhyped. But, I mean, there's a lot of shit over there. Like, if I couldn't make it over there, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm an atheist. Like, that shit.
Starting point is 01:27:28 A lot of, I wouldn't fuck around. I just wouldn't fuck. I respect they, you know what I'm saying? I respect their beliefs. It's just like, I wouldn't, I just wouldn't fuck around with it because it's like, people don't play about that shit. Like, it's different. It's not here.
Starting point is 01:27:39 Like, niggas is Christian here, but, yeah, not really. Like, niggas is. that's what they do over there so it's like I just wouldn't fuck around with it like yeah the World Cup I think should just never have been put there in the first place
Starting point is 01:27:51 because you're gonna run that don't make no fucking sense man that shit make you know what I'm saying I want to have yeah but at that to what cost you know man they're trying to promote they're trying to make Qatar
Starting point is 01:28:02 a tourist a guitar tourist destination and Qatar will never be a tourist as somebody that just got back from there there's no reason to go visit Qatar in terms of tourism there's just not i mean it's a it's a brand new city for the most part it's got some crazy spectacular architecture but there's nothing to do over there it's a tiny country and if you
Starting point is 01:28:25 want to go to the middle east and have fun you just go to ua.e which is a couple hours away where you can actually have fun and do stuff guitar is not a fun place to visit it'll never be a tourist destination see when this came out but and obviously your initial thought is that's a little too much coincidence. Then I started to think, why would Qatar want this? Yeah. Because this whole thing was supposed to be, you know, good publicity for them. But then you think about it, it is not accomplished that at all. Nobody is being like, wow, Qatar's actually done a really good job putting this on. Like, maybe we should, you know, think of them more favorably. That certainly hasn't happened. You have Westerners coming into their country, kind of flaunting in their face.
Starting point is 01:29:09 like we don't like the way y'all do things we don't agree with and i think it's very plausible that they maybe had enough and something bad may have happened yeah uh we we don't know it could have been it could have been the government it could have been like a rogue katari person that was like fuck this guy i'm mad at him i'm going to take him out it could have been any any number of things it does so in a way it's kind of like you remember we're talking about MBS and Kashagi and how MBS didn't realize that if you kill a journalist, it becomes like a big deal. And if you had to do it over again, probably wouldn't have done that because it's become a huge pain in his ass. There would be a similar connection there in terms of like if it was
Starting point is 01:30:00 the Qatari government that did something to grant wall, then it's, they probably did not understand what the ramifications were going to be and how big. big of a deal because over there like journalism isn't people wouldn't have that spotlight on them if a journalist disappears it's like okay that happens from time to time but here it's like it's a big big fucking deal and if he did do it uh if the government did do it they probably didn't know that it was going to be a big deal and it's going to blow up in there's in their face big time and like you just said even if it wasn't the government how many super rich people are there in Qatar who have the means to make something like that happen a lot if it was just a random
Starting point is 01:30:36 I mean, think about, like, 9-11 wasn't exactly the Saudi, like, may have not, there was probably just some super rich Saudi deliates who helped the, like, it happened. Yeah. These things can happen with the amount of money, power, and influence there. So who knows what happened, but it's, or flip side, it's going to be almost impossible to investigate that shit, too, right? Like, you find out, can't convict, kind of like Casey Anthony, said what it is. We might have to get into Casey Anthony stuff on Thursday's show. That's fine. That's fine.
Starting point is 01:31:13 I definitely watched y'all's the other side of the propaganda. I can tell that you still, you remain unconvinced that she did it. Bro, that shit was a big old nothing burger and you know it. You know it. Also, I... It was just a bunch of character assassination. It had no evidence, zero evidence, actually. It was nothing.
Starting point is 01:31:32 It was all interviews with her and like actual... All it was doing was saying, If your daughter just died, would you have done that? Isn't this kind of suspicious? Isn't that kind of weird? It's all it is. That's not evidence. I mean, I think.
Starting point is 01:31:45 Watch what I'm saying. I'm saying. I never said, I never said she was 100% innocent, right? If I did, I totally retract. What I said was, what I meant was like dogs, there's just not enough evidence to convict her. Did she have something to do with it? Maybe, possibly, probably. By the way.
Starting point is 01:31:59 That's exactly. I actually watched a juror from the case. And she was talking. She was getting interviewed. And she was saying the same thing. She was like, there just wasn't enough evidence to convict. Like, it just wasn't. You know what I saw a theory I saw that actually made a lot of sense to me.
Starting point is 01:32:17 And so the nanny name she gave, Zanny. Yeah. Zanida. Zanida. So some people say that that's what Casey Anthony would say when she gave Kaylee Xanax. Who's looking after the kid? Oh, Zenaida. Yeah, that was in the doctor.
Starting point is 01:32:36 documentary. Oh, was? Yeah. And, but, but they were saying that they never actually saw Casey give Xanax to the kid. Right, but like you wouldn't.
Starting point is 01:32:44 In the corner, didn't find any like in her body. Oh. But I, I just saw that. I was like, that's like, that's another possible thing that could have happened where those words
Starting point is 01:32:55 are similar. Whoa. It was a woe moment when they said that. It was like, Zanny. Oh my God. But then they're like, there's no evidence that that actually happened.
Starting point is 01:33:06 yeah but it does sound the same all right we'll see you guys on thursday oh what are we going to do i don't know do you have anything we can we've got a couple days to figure it out yeah but i like to i like to get everyone on the same page before we leave so people can look forward to it and then also send us stuff on the topics we could do john mackoffee maccfee's a good one a right what about george sorros oh yeah we could do george so yeah we can do sorrows i don't know that you want to get into that who's that Oh, Mad Dog. Just you wait.
Starting point is 01:33:38 Why do we do Klaus Schwab? Who are these people? Because that's, I don't know. Let's sit on it. Let's figure it out by tomorrow. Maybe we'll do some W.E.F. Klaus Schwab because... Billy is speaking in Mandarin Chinese. Well, because the thing is, like, so people, like, get accused...
Starting point is 01:33:54 A lot of criticism with George Soros get you lumped in a certain category, whereas Klaus Schwab is... You know what fuck about the category we lumped in. We're here to discuss things on his goddamn podcast. Bro, stop being solved I know, but I think Klaus Schwab's a little A better target
Starting point is 01:34:11 In these, in these In this I would be okay with Soros Because I mean, you have to With Soros I think there's a lot of There's a lot of misinformation Out there about them too
Starting point is 01:34:24 I just don't want to touch it Wait, who is he? Why? Why? I'm interested now Billy's afraid of being called an anti-Semite I mean, it's just, I think it's the wrong time
Starting point is 01:34:39 Maybe like six months Just like Kanye's run around And like I just don't Bro, you can criticize Jewish people Without being an anti-Semite Yeah, I mean, we're not gonna be like George Soros And his cabal run the world That's not what the episode's gonna be bad
Starting point is 01:34:56 It's gonna be like the actual truth about Unless that's what you feel No, I feel like Klaus Schwab in his W-E-F I just want to do Klaus Schwab? I think he's a better target So when you keep being like, yo, let's figure out what we're going to do
Starting point is 01:35:12 you just want you're just trying to steer us steer us into Klaus Schwartz. No, no. Why not just say that? I didn't say that. No, you said George Soros first in that whole like realm of people like. What realm of people? Jewish people? No, W.E.F. Bill Gates like super rich people who have undue influence and
Starting point is 01:35:35 like speak at Davos which is or like the D20 summit we'll figure this out by tomorrow we will we'll update it on the Twitter feed why we do them all we'll talk about these guys and please send any resources that you listeners may have on your theories whatnot did Billy just decide unilaterally that we're doing Klaus Schwab right there is that what that was sound doesn't like it okay we'll do George Soros? I just said we're going to tweet it out tomorrow. We'll figure it out.
Starting point is 01:36:09 We'll tweet it out tomorrow. Okay. And then you can send Billy all of his homework that he's going to have to do. Perfect. Love you guys.

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