Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Mad Dog and The Queen

Episode Date: September 13, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing, yes you read that right, Nanodosing...we talk everything from Mad Dog's mistake to Billy trying to get the podcast to buy crystals. All of this and more on today's show. Make sure to tune into MACRODOSING every Thursday at 12am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. I just got mentioned on Twitter by Bethlehemak Skin that says, on this day in 2010, macrodosing co-host Aaron Foster went for 231 yards and three touchdowns in Texans, plus one 34-24-24 win over the Colts. His 231 yards is a franchise record. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary, Aaron. This first run should have been an offensive face mask, though. Grab that thing and held on.

Started from Mad Dog, congratulating, Aryan. I want that in there. We need to acknowledge Aryan's on-field prowess a little bit more frequently because I do, I make fun of his hands sometimes, but people forget. That's completely unfounded, too. He was an above-average running back for a long time in the NFL. I just want to be nice I just want to be nice to Arian

Why don't they ever call Running backs for face masks That's a good point big T You like you can You can I got my shit called a lot I think the rule is You can put your palm like

On their face You can't grab it But they grab I mean he's holding on For dear life to this guy I'm gonna send it to you It happens It happens a lot

Welcome back to nanodosing So as a quick reminder here Tuesdays are going to be The short episode and then Thursdays from now on at least during football season are going to be the longer episodes we've got a good interview coming on Thursday

and a great show but this is how we're going to manage football season so we're going to keep it brief today Billy actually just said something when we're getting ready to record here I wanted to touch on Billy wants to work on his broadcasting voice

and I think that so judging by how you go with your Russian accent that you do and you're like more eloquent when you have a Russian accent I think if you just pretend to do a broadcasting voice, Billy. I think it'll be fine. Honestly, I feel like

I'm better spoken when I put on my ad voice. Yeah. That's where my broadcast voice. So why don't introduce today's nanodosing? Hi there, and welcome to the first annual short nanodose on a Monday. We have PFT. It's Tuesday when

people are listening. It's Tuesday. Oh, it's Monday. And it's not annual. It's weekly. Besides that, I thought that was a pretty strong start. I'm trying. It's fucked up. Pretty much everything you said, though. Okay. You know what? we all attempt things the voice was there though voice was good what do you not like the sound of your voice

i don't know i mean i just want to create a better product for the listener it's good just effort i like i like that attitude though that's always be improving but uh so guess who's getting the corgis oh prince andrew i saw that that's bullshit yeah that is bullshit good PR move for him is it yeah i I guess to have like a bunch of dogs like, oh, they trust him with the dogs. I don't think you can come back from that PR. Like, PR and corgis isn't going to save your reputation. Right. So corgis is a dog?

Yeah. So, Arian, I know you're pretty broken up last week about the queen passing away. First of all, condolences, thoughts and prayers. I know that was your girl. And so she's got all these corgis, right? She bred a bunch of corgis. And so they have to figure out who's going to get the dogs. Like, she did it?

I don't think she was like jacking off the dogs or anything like that. Maybe she was. She had a breeder. She had like a breeder on staff. Yeah, it was like a hobby that she had where she oversaw the breeding of the corgis. And obviously now they don't have a true owner. So it sounds like Prince Andrew is going to inherit the corgis. And Prince Andrew, you might recognize him from the flight logs to Epstein Island.

So I don't know if he can rebrand or reclassify all the corgis as emotional support animals when he gets on planes. That's probably going to be a lot of paperwork that he has to get through. but Billy's saying that they're giving him the dogs to soften his image a little bit so I guess he's known as a pedophile and so you can't be that bad if you have a bunch of dogs right if dogs love you well yes some kid was chirping him at the procession

like harassed him and he got dragged down beat up by a bunch of Dana White looking dudes really you know how all the English fans look like Dana White yeah I did see it's Operation unicorn to replace the queen because it happened in scotland and a fun fact is the unicorn is the national animal of scotland and so one of my one of my good friends from uh from austin he works like at a high level in scottish security forces now it's a long story but he's involved in

operation unicorn and he's like this this sucks like nobody up here they're scottish they don't really like the queen that much but they're in charge of like taking care of her body um and all that stuff, but the Queen's dad, RIP, Elizabeth, I don't, I don't really know what else to say about it. I mean, what are your thoughts on the Queen dying? I have zero. Okay, I know Big T has some. Big T's big into Queen Talk. Do I?

Yeah, I mean, you have very strong opinions about the Royal Family. I don't care as much about the Royal Family. I just don't like Americans who are obsessed with the Royal Family. Yeah. Like, no offense. Madeline was walking around here the other day. Like her grandmother died Like she knew the queen

I heard a nasty I heard a nasty quote I'm sure it's taken out of context But I'm going to give Matt Dogg a chance to defend herself on this It's one of the more egregious things I've ever heard said in this office and there are some dozies Did you say Did you say that it's the British equivalent of 9-11 that the queen died Okay Holy shit

Guys I know several days before 9-11 also Guys, guys, guys, it was so bad. Guys, it was so bad. I'm sorry. I apologize. I am so sorry. I didn't mean it. It was kind of out of context.

We were making jokes. I didn't mean it like that. I'm sorry. Well, this is your opportunity to provide context. We were talking. So it was right after the queen. I know it's so bad. Madeline, I think you have to go to the 9-11 Memorial.

Let her explain. It's so bad. I know. I apologize. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It was such a stupid thing.

I said so we had just found out that the queen had died I'm record I was recording a different podcast that I work on with Kelly kegs and um Gia mariano franzile sister and all three of us are into the royal family and like the royal family we found the news out and we all like freaked out stopped the recording of the podcast that we were doing and like burst out of the studio and I shouldn't have said that it was an awful thing to say it was so bad My whole thing was that it was the day that our 9-11 episode came out and it was on my mind and it just slipped and it was so bad. And I meant to say this news is as big as 9-11, which I don't know if that's even true because I was two, but it's a big deal. Whether you don't like the queen or not, whether you don't like the queen or not, it's a very big deal that the queen of 70 years died just historically.

Okay, so, um, I'm sweating. Can I give you a little coaching? Yeah. A little coaching just from this coming from place of love. I know. Just probably don't compare anything to 9-11. I know, I know, I know, I know. I didn't mean it.

On like 9-9. I know, guys, I know it was so bad. The queen dying is probably the closest like to like a major celebrity, but like Betty White dying. It's that that's a comparable America to England. I would argue that Betty White dying was probably a little bit more for me anyway. Yeah, traumatic for me. Betty, the queen is just, everyone's taking this way too. The queen's never told a good joke in her life.

I'll tell you what's going to, I'll tell you with, I hate that. I know, I know the, the Macrodorson Reaper is not, we don't have a good record with this shit. But like, a bigger impact is when, like, if Dolly Parton goes. See, you're the second one to say this. PFT said this shit. Yeah. I'm just, no, this is bad. Y'all shouldn't say, no.

No, listen, you got to, look, bro, look, talk to your Jesus. He's out here taking. I'm just the name and name. So y'all know the track record we have on this show. That's what I'm just saying. I'm just talking to Maddie right now. I'm just saying, man. I know guys.

If Dolly Parton dies, exponentially bigger than when the queen died. I say equal. No, it's Dolly Parton has done way more. Also, we don't live in England. Bro, she's just a symbol. She's just a figure. Dolly Parton wrote, I will always love you and Jolene on the same day.

The Queen has never once pinned a bangor. Is that true? Yeah. Dolly Parton could rule the monitor. but Queen Elizabeth could have never written Jolene. Correct. And well I guys I apologize like perfusely like

I feel so awful about saying it I didn't mean it I'm sorry it's okay it's okay Please I'm so sorry move forward Ken Jack tweeted it and I was like No people are going to get actually so many I can't I think you do need to go visit the museum

I know guys I don't mean to be a dickhead I don't know 9-11 It's so bad I didn't mean to say it like that I'm so sorry. I'm sorry to anyone I offended. I really didn't mean it. And it was, it was just something. My words came before my brain and it was a very bad take on my part.

I'm so sorry. I don't know what else to say. It's stupid. I would actually say that Dali Parton, in that one day accomplished more than the queen ever did in her entire life. Also, so I was at a crystal shop. It's where the hor, the astrology girls get their stuff and crystals and read books how to do witchcraft and stuff, I think it would definitely be worth the investment

to reverse this curse we have. I have crystals. I always have crystals on. Yeah. They stay strapped. But I think we could use some of that magic to sort of stop the, to save Dolly Parton.

I think we have to do some sort of. Jimmy Carter's still in the running. Jimmy Carter's still, yeah, he's still kicking. So we got, I am worried about Dolly, though, because the fact that both Arian and I brought her up out of nowhere. She is the version.

She's our version of the queen. And some people are sad about the queen dying. Let me put it to you this way. You know how, well, my dog, Leroy, I've got a couple pictures of him, RIP Leroy. When he passed away, he was like 12 years old, right? Pretty old for a Mastiff. And it was sad when he passed away, but I was like, you know what? Like Leroy had a great life.

He lived to be way longer than anybody thought. We gave him a perfect life. Everybody out there showed him so much love. What a good life for this dog. the queen is essentially a nation's dog where it's like we took care of her she was born into this she didn't do anything to earn it she was born into this and she had the best life ever like she was just waited on hand and foot never wanted for anything she's like a great a dog that had a great life you shouldn't be sad about it all the boobs for queen elizabeth yeah but let's be real like

why are we sad she did like maximize potential at life she had a better life than anybody there will ever have or no you just just let her go good job okay well done queen i think it's the quote the the great vince staples he has a great he has a great line that is applicable in the sense he says i love you because you black but i don't love you like that meaning i'm sad that she died in the sense that another human being is past and people that knew her loved her and will mourn her i'm sad in that essence but i have no there's nothing i had no connection to her so it's like damn another human died that's wild that sucks but then i it's gonna as soon as we stop talking about her i'm not i'm not going to give her much the thought which is the majority

that happens when the majority people die you don't really give it much thought it's the end of a crazy era and also it's more sad okay again i you're correct where she maximized her life she lived in 96 that's so old you know she did a a lot of things king charles is king now that sucks way more than her dying yeah it's god save the king now i'm Yeah, that sucks. What if he tries to bring back the empire? He sucks. He sucks.

They don't do anything. I think that's why I don't care either. Everyone was. They don't fucking do it. The king of what? Everyone was like getting on the queen, clowning the queen for being the queen. Just like saying she was one of the worst people ever. She'd be in hell.

Did you see some of those? Yeah. R. IP bozo. But like, low key she kind of oversaw the shrinking of the largest empire in the world. handing over independence she just kind of

she kind of did her thing for a while I don't know if you can be happy or sad one way about the queen like she's a mascot it's like a blooper died yeah whoa we're saying a lot of people on the show like what if they just turned up dead I don't like this we actually the spirit of blooper can never die

we need get some crystals I think we need some crystals to stop this from happening has crystals I wear crystals all the time every day I'm wearing them right now do you believe in crystals I think they can do some good. Is there a certain color crystal that stops people from departing this here realm? I can ask, do you remember Sahar, the girl who talked to water? She definitely knows.

She's a big crystal girl. You said the girl who talked to water? When we were interviewing interns. She came, she was one of the other interns who's one of my very good friends and she interviewed to be the macrodosing intern and she talked about how she talks to water because it, holds energy and emotion. So if you give good vibes to water, they'll give good vibes back to you. So I walked into the store

and I started reading some of the books and it's like, it's so funny because... Dude, I, it was... You're not just going to skip pack shorty today and she talks to water. Were you on that episode? He wasn't.

No, dude. It was... I missed this cousin. Holy shit. That's a lot. Moana. Yeah. No, so I was I was in the shop and like they actually have spells for all sorts of shit and turns out their most like their best time of for sales at the store is Sunday mornings where a bunch of pissed off girls come into cursed dudes from over the weekend. They literally, it's so funny. Like I was done. And then you charge your crystals in the sun. There's a whole straight up religion of like we're like there's actual witchcraft books. I was like.

Really all this. I was like, what? People identify. Are photosynthesized? You charge them in the sun and my roommate has some and she puts them in her window cell. And then they charge up and they give you energy. Solar panels, crystals. That's hilarious.

Yeah. Water. I don't put mine in the sun. But I think they. Why don't you? Because they're rings. So I'm like, I'm not going to put them in the sun. I'm just going to wear them.

So I guess they get sun when I go outside. Do your rings get more sunlight than you do? They probably get the same amount. If they're on. It was a dig. That wasn't a dig. That was more like, because you've got to make sure you get your enough vitamin D sunlight.

Thank you. Yeah. But yeah. No, crystals, I think we could get a crystal. I think we just think. Like a pet.

Yeah, we should get a crystal. We should get a crystal. Get it like the same color, you know, the logo. Yeah. Well,

honestly, like a deep purple, like a quartz. We should have a death crystal and a life crystal. So if we say somebody's name that we don't want to die, we touch the life crystal. And if we want to curse somebody, I want to put a curse on someone. Putin, Putin.

Okay, Putin. You curse, bitch. Your days are numbered. Oh, if this podcast kills Putin, that would be huge. Let's go. Oh, my God. Putin cursed immediately. I'm reaching out.

I'm sending energy. Which way is Russia? Russia. Is it faster to go? Is it faster to go east? Wait. No, it's faster to go north. It's faster to go north.

Oh, yeah. We got to go north. So that way. Hey, you're going to have to go east at some point, though, right? I'm putting the whammy on Putin. All right. Oh,

if he dies, he's so lit. What if he's dead? What if he died right now? Yeah. It'd be fucking sweet. Actually, I saw Russia's turning on them.

The talk show hosts are like, yo, dude, we got to stop this. Yeah, their equivalent of the view. Yeah. It was like, Megan McCain turning on Trump.

That's what happened over there. It was this big older dude who was like, yeah, Russia, I don't think that we're winning this war, actually, despite what we've been told? And then all the other panelists were like, excuse me, what are you saying? And you could see, like, the fear in their eyes, like, dude, rethink what you're saying. Yeah, they can get, they can get, like, arrested for this shit, can't they? It's thrown out of a window for that, yeah.

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yeah teed off tuesday because you got some stuff that you've been thinking over from the weekend yeah i don't know that i really have one this weekend went uh the vols won i i mean that would have i might not have been here if we lost that game um and didn't look great i watched i watched the uh the overtime what did you think about hendon's performance i watched a lot of football this weekend dog i surprised the shit out of myself what you think what'd you think of UT. Big win. I only saw the overtime, so I really get to see like a fool.

I remember telling you, I'm just not a fan of the fast-paced offense. I just don't like it. I just don't like it. I think in the long one it's just bad. But Hennon looks really good, actually. He looks very solid, very poised. Yeah, we struggled out of the gate, but got it together eventually. Yeah, I got to see the whole game, but yeah, I was really, I saw some.

of the Florida game too they lost correct yeah to Kentucky and I was actually rooting for him because when I show up I wanted it to be everybody was undefeated yeah I wanted Florida to be undefeated too that have been lit but it's still gonna be a big game I'm gonna eat gator that week it's gonna be lit oh I talked to Scott too Big T love that he's the man we're yeah that's my guy um but yeah I'm the Falcons tried to ruin my weekend but like I don't I I care so little about them at this point like they do what they do I didn't watch a second of the game I could have told you exactly what was going to happen

Yeah anytime the Falcons get above 90% And win probability Who's the quarterback? Marcus Marietta Win probability at this point Should factor in that like It's the Falcons and it should Like if they have a 97% win probability

It should be 50 Yeah I mean I also think win probability is kind of like a crock of shit It is and it isn't Because it's kind of a confirmation bias that you see the Falcons blow 97% win probability all the time so you think it happens more often than it does. But then 97 other times that the team is up 16 with 5 minutes up,

they do win. Right. I think with the Falcons, they are the exception. Right. You're actually right when you say that their win probability should be weighted in the other direction. Yeah. Because they are the team that's blown the most 90% and above.

I saw a screenshot of all the ones today. It's crazy. I don't even remember all these. There's obviously the Super Bowl. There's one they're beating the San Diego Chargers. That's how long ago was, 30 to 20 with six minutes left. Dolphins 17, nothing in the third quarter. The Cowboys one, you remember that one?

They were up 15 with like three minutes left. Yeah, that was that one. Because they didn't know they could recover the onside kick. Yep, yep. They were beating the Bears 26 to 10 with six minutes, the bucks 24 to 7 in the third quarter. And then yesterday they were beating the Saints 26 to 10. I think there was a playoff game against the Seahawks that was kind of like that, right? Or was that the one that they won?

So they played the Seahawks twice. The year they went to the Super Bowl, they played them and beat them pretty soundly. There was another crazier game. Well, the NFC championship game in 2012, they got up 17 to nothing on the 49ers and lost. That might have been the one I'm thinking of. I could have sworn there was another one

against the Seahawks in the playoffs. They did play them another year, but they won. Okay. They beat them both times. but yeah the NFC championship game against San Francisco they lost after going up 17 nothing I mean it's been forever like that's just what they do the year they went 13 and 3

and they got their shit kicked in by the Packers in the first round of the playoffs so is the season over for the Falcons yeah I mean it was over coming in yeah I'm glad that the commanders beat the Jaguars yesterday I think this was a game where whichever team lost was going to be out of playoffs right from the get-go

So I think the Jaguars are out of the playoffs I think the commanders did enough to survive You can't you can't lose at home to the Jaguars week one All you can do is beat the team's your president How did you add it? How did Trevor Lawrence do? Not great I don't think he looks that good

I think he looks confused He was like the next Big thing right Oh yeah It was like a lot coming out of college My big he's either going to be Tom Brady Or Paxton Lynch There's just two ways that could have gone

My big take in that class was that Zach Wilson was going to be better than him because I didn't think Lawrence was going to be that great but it turns out they're both kind of trash well my take was Sam Allinger was going to be the best that's true and how'd he play yes so I think they're all bad he's still in waiting he's still in waiting was there a quarterback draft in that class that's been like good

let's see Tray Lance Mac Jones Mac Jones Mac Jones has been okay I wouldn't say he's a liability the game plan around his he's a you could do much worse as a starting quarterback though I would say the best out of that group has probably been Mac Jones. Yeah. In a weird way. Let's see.

So Big T, nothing else that you want to get teed off about. Yeah, I don't think anything really upset me that much. I'm teed off about the Texas call against Alabama that wasn't a safety. That's a good point, Billy. That's a great point. That teed me the fuck off.

I am teed off about that. I literally was yelling at a restaurant that wasn't a traditional sports restaurant. but they had the game on and they asked me to please be quiet it was a very bad call I mean they did something that they're not allowed to do right by the rule of the law if you get sacked in the end zone

as you're throwing a pass which he did it's either got to be intentional grounding right or they called roughing the passer on the play but they ended up calling how did the rule get applied? So they called

Ruffing the Passer with targeting meaning it's a Ruffing the Passer penalty but if it's targeting you also get kicked out. They can go review the targeting which they did and it was not even close it was an obscene call but if you call Ruffing the Passer you can't review a penalty like that.

That penalty is what it is. It has to be enforced regardless of if the targeting is enforced or not. So they come back and they say actually neither of them are a penalty because it was described to the ref incorrectly y'all are the one on the field making the call so that didn't make sense

so then everybody's like oh so it's going to be a safety like it should have been in the first place and then they just called an incomplete pass it did not get back to the line of scrimmage there was no receiver remotely close to it but unfortunately it hit a defensive player but still it doesn't matter it was in the end zone so it should have been a safe

But the ball hit a defensive player before he was sacked. So they're saying that you can't call intentional grounding if it hits a defensive player. Did they say that? I never heard that. That's what people were saying on Twitter when I was like, that's like, that's not. I don't think that's accurate though, because, but either way, they, they went back, reviewed Saul what a terrible call they'd made and they're like, we got, I don't know what to do. And I think they just were making it up on the fly.

They had no idea what they were doing. Yeah, it was very bad. Texas got hosed on that. They got hosed on the no-call of the face mask when the running back was coming on like the five-yard line would have extended the drive. They got hosed on, well, their kicker just missed like a 22-yard field goal at the end of the first half. They should have gone for that anyway, though.

And then they got hosed because their starting quarterback got his shoulder separated, much like Colt McCoy did. I mean, if they play anywhere close to their best game and if Ellenger, if Quinn Ewer stays in, I mean, they win that game by 10, 13 points. Yeah, so Texas, I think Texas is back, though. Yeah, I mean, you know, you don't want moral victories, but I think it was kind of a moral victory. That's as close to a moral victory as I will allow.

The description was targeting. There was no roughing the passer. The act of targeting was the roughing the passer. That's the way they got around it to take it off. That's what Mike Pereira says. That makes no sense. Yeah, I mean, they were just, they were making it up on the fly. Good thing those two points didn't matter either.

I feel bad for tech it takes a lot for me to feel bad for texas because i don't i spent you know about 10 years down in austin i like the city a lot it's a fun place to watch college football when the longhorns are a good team it's a cool city to be in it's a good vibe but i'm not by any stretch like a texas fan in fact they get very annoying when they start to talk about you know get all full of themselves in texas football but i do feel bad for them it's tough for me to feel bad for texas football

but i kind of do because they did everything right Got screwed. Yeah, they could have won that game. Yeah. I think Bama looked very beatable. Yeah, Bama, yeah. I'm not getting ahead of myself because we have plenty of games before that, but. Wait, you're thinking right now.

I mean, third Saturday and October rolls around. We might, we might be 5 and 0. You're talking yourself into it. We might be 5'0. You're going to get your heartbroken. I will say, if we're going to power rank oranges of colleges that have T's in their names, I think the Tennessee Orange is far and away better. than the Texas orange. Texas is just brown. It's a glorified brown. It's kind of a gross orange.

The Tennessee orange is nice. Agreed. Pantone 151C. Greatest color. Is that true? Yeah. It's the greatest color there is. Should we talk real quick about possible topics for Thursday so that people who listening to us can contribute on when we pick? The North Carolina blue is the best color. Yep. The blue gives off the same vibe as the Tennessee orange. You know what I'm saying. I think it's in the same case. It's one and two. I agree with that actually. I would have Tennessee

1 and UNC 2, but those are my two favorite. It's like black and white Carolina Blue Tennessee. We've played them in basketball a few times recently and like when those two colors are on the court, it looks beautiful. They should mix them. Yeah, aesthetically it's very pleasing for sure.

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Get ready for it. This has been one of the most requested topics that we've had in the history of the program. QAnon. Ew. You don't like program? Program. That's how college football coaches say it. I was about to say it feels like an old-ass college coach.

I was about to say that's a program. Yeah. Got to build your program. Davoswiny. It's a program. You got a program here. We're doing Q&N. Q&N.

Q&N, Q&N, Q&N, the history of Q&N, where it came from, where it's going, the people that have contributed to the lore of Q&on. It is like a big, it's like a big folk tale. So it's interesting once you start to peel back. back the layers of it and see what's going on there and where the roots are. And the people that like it, people that hate it, people that have amplified it. It's interesting. It's a very, it's a uniquely internet phenomenon that we could only get in this day and age. So we're going to get into QAnon and Billy is doing some firsthand research. Billy, Billy is doing some method acting

and he'll be getting radicalized by Q&N so that we can really get a good understanding of what a good Q and on. So by Thursday, I'm going to get fully radicalized by Q and on and let's see what happens. I mean, now, as of right now, I'm a total rational human being. Oh, yeah, completely. I'm going to inject all the trash into my brain. Billy right now is as good of a control subject as you'll ever have. A totally normal, completely rational, always responsible human being. And by Thursday, you won't be able to recognize them. Yeah. So I want you guys to try to radicalize me. Send me your crazy shit. And let's see if I, show up like the shaman who stormed the Capitol on January 6th.

It's actually a good, a good segment for the show, radicalize Billy. I don't think it would be very hard. It's not, not at all. That's your challenge, Macrodotians. I want you guys to radicalize Billy football. I believe in you. Actually, this is scary. What if they do it?

What if they do it? No, they will. They will. Yeah, send them, like, tweet at us, Instagram, DM us, comment on our Instagram, everything that you know, or want to know about QAnon. Or if you have any, like, juicy secrets. Just about anything?

About anything, but also specifically Q&N. But also, if you just have secrets, you want to sell someone. But, yeah, that would be, that'll be good because then we'll get, like, crowdsourcing. Yeah, sounds good. And Mad Dog apologizes again. I'm so sorry. She's so embarrassed by it.

That's fine. That's how we learned. So we grew. I almost cried after it because I was like, that's such a stupid thing to say. But RIP, the Queen. later bitch is that disrespectful

it was the term of endearment people were saying rip bozo that one's pretty bad rip bozo i think that's great they did like a moment of silence for her at the beginning of the jet's game before the 9-11 stuff and people booed yeah i don't like that i hate that i will say the moment of silence for a leader of a country that we are not in i think it's not only that we are not

who's great great great-grandfather we very very famously told to go fuck himself and fought a war to free ourselves from yeah right i was like halfway joking but i was kind of not like the the stuff before NFL games for her was like a bit much we didn't need that yeah like we we fought a war to not do that listen i'm sorry like i obviously it's sad like erin was saying somebody died but she had like a top five life of all time and she didn't have to pay for shit she had a free ride okay she didn't know lady died i'm sorry it can't be broken up and i'm glad we're pals with them now but like her family we've hated in the not so distant

past. Yeah. Might have been the best Twitter day of all time. It was yeah. If you had if you had some takes it was the day to get them off. Okay, well we will see you guys on Thursday. Oh, I guarantee you Queen Elizabeth is going to get tied into some QAnon shit. Like not actually dead.

Let me search that right now. She's going to Oh, no, she's already involved. She's going to show up. No, she's involved. They think she's like the biggest blood drinker. No, no. I think it's the other way. I think that she's she's installed time bombs into her corgis and given them to her son Andrew so they're going to blow up they're going to blow up the pedophile prince because queen elizabeth fake dying she's on the bad side of no i think i think you've had all wrong with the son no y'all aren't going to believe this the patriot voice noted that the queen's death on thursday happened exactly 1,776 days

after the first cue drop so they believe she was murdered yeah wait i'm telling you i'm telling you Wait, wait, wait, wait, one thousand seven hundred and seventeen, seventy, seven. I'm telling you, these fucking corgis are going to blow up Prince Andrew. Would that be bad? Just watch. Just watch. No, that'd be good. The corgis. That'd be good.

All right, we'll see you guys on Thursday. Love you guys. Peace.