Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Mad Dog Under Attack

Episode Date: October 25, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing, the crew is back to talk everything that happened to them this past weekend, including Mad Dog getting chased down the NYC streets. Also, Big T gets T'd off and Billy gets hyped because the Colts have their new starting QB. All of this and more on today's show. Make sure to tune into MACRODOSING, every Thursday at 12am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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in like oh it's september but you can still be summer mode and now it's october 25th yeah no it's not summer anymore. Damn. Summer's gone. Summer's over. We're so fucking pissed. Yeah. You guys still dress up for Halloween? I don't, I did last year. Can we dress up? But I stayed home. I just figured out what I'm going to be. Adam Samler. You're not going to be PFT again. You're not going to be. Yeah. I forgot about that. Mad Dog dressed up as me for Halloween, what, four years ago? No, like two. Two years ago? It was the Halloween before. started here. What a manifesting. Yeah. No, truly. Yeah. Good job. Thanks. Wait, next, next Monday is Halloween. Yeah, we record. Let's, we should dress up for recording.

Okay. I'll dress up in my Adam Sandler stuff. I don't know what I'm going to be. I'll be a PFT again. I'll go as Mad Dog. Yeah. Now, I've been trying to go as Lieutenant Dan for a while. Yeah, that's a little. Why? When you roll around the wheelchair? Yeah, wait, from Forrest Gump? Yeah. I think it'd be, I think it'd be funny if I've been trying to get Hank to be Forrest Gump. I could see that actually You could be Forest Gump Dye your hair I don't think I just need to get a crew cut

You definitely need to You could be Jenny I could be Jenny Dye my hair what color You had like dark brown hair Yeah when I get a buzz cut All the blonde hair from the summer goes away Get a bus cut

You okay you still have like blonde hair though I could I could figure it out I could get the bow tie The button down I can run I like the idea of being like Different phases of Forest Gump

Like someone be like the The running back Forrest Gump, the bench Forrest Gump. The running, the bearded forest gum. I was running. I could probably do a dramatic reading of the first probably 15 minutes of Forrest Gump. Like just off the top of my head. Mama always said I wasn't the best. No, no, nope.

That's not a line. It's not a line. Those must be comfortable shoes. I wish I had me. some shoes like that. I bet you could walk around all day not feel than in those shoes. I bet you if I try real hard,

I can remember my first pair of shoes. Is this problematic? Mama said they take me anywhere. That was my magic shoes. Your boy's got fine legs, Ms. Gumpfiance I've ever seen. Just as back, it's crooked as a politician.

Forrest. It's good to have you back, PFT. Yeah, it's good to be back. got AIDS. That's not, again, it's not a line from Forrest Trump. Yeah. Also, she might not have had AIDS. It might have been hepatitis. You don't know that. I'm pretty sure. Because we had the guy that wrote Forrest Gump on the show. Oh, did you hear about Forrest Gump 2? Or on part of my take. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Forrest Gump 2. It was about to pop off, but then 9-11 happens. Yeah. So Forrest Sump 2, he becomes an astronaut. He goes to outer space with a monkey named Sue. And,

And they, I remember they crash into, something happens. They crashed in like the Pacific. I read that. I read that book back when I was in like sixth grade. Yeah, Eric, Eric Roth submitted the screenwrite at September 10th, 2001. That's too bad. Bad timing on that. That's like the George Carlin special he taped on September 10th, 2001.

It was called like, I love it when a lot of people die. And the whole main bit was like, he. loves when tragic things happen and a lot of people die. Wow. It was for obvious reasons, never released. I remember Jimmy World had an album that came out that Tuesday. I think he came out on September 11th. It was called Bleed American and they had to retitle it after that happened.

Damn. Yeah. We can move on from that. I like it when a lot of people die is a 20th and final album by American stand-up comedian George Carlin. Oh, they released it after he died. I think it was changed. Yeah, he recorded it on June 23rd, 2001, and they hung on to it for a while.

But there was he, I Googled it, he performed at the MGM Grand on September 9th and 10th, 2001, that he was going to use for the taping. And it was originally called, I kind of like it when a lot of people die. Mm-hmm. So they taped it September 9th and 10th, 2001 in the sets 10th, 10th, carlin explains why he likes big fatal disasters with lots of dead people asking you know what's the best thing i can hear on television we interrupt this program you know the worst thing i can hear no one was hurt i'm always rooting for a really high death toll that's why i like natural disasters listen to this the most striking thing about the show is that carlin made a joke about osama bin laden

and an exploding airplane wow did george carlin know they already knew you know that you was funny about those I mean, those types of nothing's really funny. But since it's kind of in the psyche before it happens, like it is possible. Like right now we're talking, you know, it's Monday, October 24th at 146 p.m. Like Putin using a nuke on Ukraine isn't like it's in the conscience already. But like even if it doesn't happen, it's not like someone's predicting it. Yeah, I dreamed last night that there was a nuke. Yeah, I was like I was in the Air Force and I was like flying.

over Ukraine and I saw a nuke get used. Pretty crazy stuff, right? And like the shockwave hit my plane, but fortunately I was able to steer out of it. I'm just saying, just saying that right now, guys, like if a nuke gets dropped in Ukraine, there's probably like a 48 hour window for us to like get out of New York City. So we already know that you're not coming into work. Yeah, I'm gone. Yeah, I'm gone. Yeah, I know. I'm heading to the hills. I know. I know you are. Yeah. Billy's not coming into work for at least two days. No, I will, no, I will work through remotely. I'll attend every recording and I'll blog, but I'm going. Okay. But you just, you just said, you would not miss a single day of work. I wouldn't. Okay. I'd remote. Okay. Yeah. We'll see. But like,

if I'm driving long distances, like, yeah, it might be spotty reception, but. Okay. So now we're, now we're starting to backtrack. No, but like, I will be very active. It's not like I'm, you know, just taking a sick day or something. But you just, you just, said that you are already preparing me to deal with your bad internet service when you what if they shut down our electrical grid and i can't work these are a lot of hypotheticals i can't just saying we got to be paired okay uh so text thread for macrodosing kind of popped off last week and i want is it okay if we talk about this mad dog yeah we can talk about it because i woke up in the morning it was probably i don't know 630 yeah and i look at my phone and i've got like 13 text from

the macrodosing thread and I'm like what's going on here and mad dog was under attack mad dog you you had a harrowing experience last what Wednesday night Thursday night Wednesday night what happened so um also if you're my parents listening to this I'm sorry I didn't tell you I'll probably call them out before this comes out anyways um so Wednesday night I went out after work with a couple producers and we were just getting drinks around here um was not drunk I want to make that clear um And so I took the subway home, which was one, not my best decision, but I was like, whatever, the subway gets off literally like 200 feet from my apartment. So I was like, I'll just hop off and then go right home.

So I get off the subway. Everything's fine. I'm walking home and the subway stop is on my street. So it's not like I have to turn. I literally walk up the stairs and just go straight. And I'm walking to my apartment and all of the sudden I get to my own. intersection and I see a large man similarly sized to Big T in a Jabalaki's mask, like the hard plastic masks, um, if you know what I'm talking about in a hood.

That is terrified. Yeah. In a hood. And I was like, that's creepy. But again, I'm like, it's New York. Like people are weird. I start crossing the street, so I'm not on the same side of the street as him. he starts walking towards me

I start picking up my pace he starts picking up his pace then he's chasing me so I'm getting chased by a large man in a Jabberwocky's mask at that point I have accepted my death but I luckily so luckily was right next to my bodega

so I run into my bodega because I go there pretty much every day like they know my face at least and it's like midnight So there's pretty much no one else on the street. I run into the bodega. The guy is five feet behind me, maybe three feet behind me. Run into the bodega.

Luckily, he stops and doesn't follow me into the bodega. I run up to the guy at the counter. And I just am obviously like shaking in my voice. And I'm like, there's a man behind me in a mask following me. Like there's someone following me. And the guy, again, I want, they're definitely. I mean, they don't know who I am, but I want to make the biggest shout out to the bodega guys. They were like, go, go inside, go inside.

And I was like, I am inside. I was so, so out of it. And they were like, no, go behind the door. So I went to their, like, employees only door. And I hid behind the deli counter for like 15 minutes. Just I was shaking, like, so hard. And I was like, you know when, I don't know if you guys have experienced it. like when your ankles shake, you're so scared. And I was, like, chattering my teeth. Like,

I was so freaked out. I thought the, the guy saw me go into the bodega. He knew where I went. And so the guys were like, the bodega guys were like, what's going on? Like, what? And I was like, there's a guy in a mask outside chasing me. And so they, there was like two of them. They go out. They look around for the guy. They didn't see him. They had me hide. Because then I was like, that guy could sneak in. I don't know what is going on. So I, hid behind the bodega for about 15 minutes and then the beautifully kind bodega men walked me about 30 feet home and I immediately, I was so freaked out and it was like 12.30 at this point, my parents definitely weren't awake. And I don't know why. And I, in all honesty,

appreciate you guys so hard because I texted the macrodosing group chat immediately because I was like, I need to talk to an adult. My parents aren't up and I was so scared. And so I texted them and I was like, hey, guys, I need an adult advice. Like, I just got chased by someone outside my apartment. And you guys, I'm like, I'm not even joking. Like, I thank you so much for responding and being nice to me. Avery sent me a link for pepper spray. PFT offered to, like, buy me a stun gun. I was like, I don't know what to do. Like, and then I had a call like 9-1 and everything. But, um, oh, sorry, my series. But I think, um, it was someone who is an asshole and I hope they like literally rot.

I think it's just like someone being stupid for Halloween. They were trying to scare you? Yeah, because I live in a really safe area in New York. I, you know, I don't think he had a weapon or he didn't make it known he had a weapon, but I was nervous that he did. And he had like the Jabalaki's like Halloween mask on. So I, and I talked to Big T the next day and he was like, something like that happened to me last year.

So I think it ended up just being some stupid idiot trying to, to play a joke on people for Halloween, which is the sickest, grossest thing ever. But I texted you guys immediately. It was like, what do I, what do I do? Like, if someone just chased me. You guys were very nice. Be on the lookout for like a, some sort of content creator to do like,

we're doing hidden camera. I'm not. Yeah, last year I got got by a clown. There was a fucking, I was with my girlfriend and we'd been dating for like a month at this point. And we're walking down 7th Avenue and some asshole in like a demented clown costume is just like going up to people like scaring the shit out of them. And so

when she showed me the MAZ, like that's kind of what it sounded like to me. But, uh, Jabalwaukee I was also asleep when this happened. And when I woke up, uh, the the text I saw on my phone was from you and it was a taser, not a stun gun like a real taser. The taser that shoots the

barbs are. And it said, do you want this? And that's all I had seen. I was like, fuck yeah. I want a taser. Like, are you? I thought it was like an ad deal. I thought, they were like advertising and they were like who wants one and I was like yes me they were they were an advertiser early on a while ago yeah a half ago and I got one of those and so I've got one of those in my apartment and I can pull it out and like a laser comes out of it it looks like it's a pistol yeah carry it on your hip and it looks like a legit

gun that you're rolling around yeah you sent that I was like I don't know if I trust myself with something it's pretty easy to use I've never actually fired it but it's it's pretty simple and then but then every was like yeah things get kind of dice if you actually use it days yeah I was like I was like I don't I can't get arrested for that. I don't know what that means. Like, you can carry one, but if you use one, you better be able to prove. In New York, if you shoot someone with anything, they better be in your house, like, about to kill you.

Yeah. And even then, they might still get you because it's New York. The laws are dicey, but. Sam, yeah, did you see that? Yeah. It's official. Sam Ellinger is starting for the Indianapolis cults. That's what you're just.

Yeah. Well, I've been saying Sam Ellinger is going. to be a starting NFL quarterback for because he's just been sick in the preseason and he is going to start this Sunday versus Washington. We're going to get Ellinger versus Heineke. Awesome. That is electric football. That'll be a fun. That'll be fun game for sure. And as a new Colts fan, I couldn't be more excited about this. I need to get this. This is amazing. What if he just goes out there and has an amazing day and sick? I mean, I've been squatting on this take for years.

You're buzzing right now. I've been sorry to, sorry. You're okay. Well, let's get back to the thing. See, I'm mad dog almost died. Yeah, but I'm okay. I just now am petrified of every single person I pass on the subway or out and about. It is going to kill me.

If it's any consolation, it sounds like it was probably someone doing like a hidden camera. Yeah. But you can't. But you don't know. You can't be certain. Yeah, you can't. In that moment, now looking back on it, that's what I'm thinking. In that moment, though,

I can't even explain to you how creepy it was because, like, he almost, like, cocked his head and just started, like, running towards me. And I'm like, and I couldn't run past him because he was in front of my apartment. So I would have had to run towards him. And I was like, that's not going to work. So I had to, thank God, my bodega is, like, 24 hours. Let's hunt this guy. Let's not.

But here's my other thing. So I tried calling 311, like the non-emergency number. were like, no, we got to connect you to 911. 911 was like, do you want to file a police report? And I was like, no, I don't have any information because he was wearing a mask and a hoodie. Like, I couldn't see anything. And he didn't hurt me. So they were like, do you need EMS? And I was like, no. So they were like, that sucks. Like, have a good night. And I was like, okay. But the building that he was standing outside of is this huge, like, $10 million single family residence, like ginormous property. and I looked this morning just because I was thinking about it

and those where he was standing they have cameras right there like the actual residence so I don't know the people but I kind of want to be like well they have cameras they could like I'm sure they got that on you know let's find this guy you know if there's anybody you should ask him you should ask him for the video evidence of it the only thing is is I I know it's a single family residence but it might be an Airbnb property so I don't know like who you could talk to I honestly might oh if it's on Airbnb I could just like email whoever it is yeah I mean try going to it first knocking on the door and saying hey I got attacked outside right like do you have the video because I they have I saw them have two cameras and I was like oh he was standing two feet in front of it like they definitely got it but he and then it just he runs into the street to catch me so I'm like okay I'm sure that they have that exact angle it was like that was my first New York experience.

where I was like, oh, I feel unsafe. You know what we should do? We should, we should hitting camera to this guy. Yeah, no. So go stalk him, figure out when he's doing his little tricks. Yeah. And then we'll put Billy and Big T and police officer uniforms. Yes.

And they'll come up and arrest him. Stolen Valor. As a prank. As a day or Wednesday night stakeout? Yeah. You're also doing the prank on him. How mad would have you been if it was Big T in the mask in like we were trying to hit him? So my friends, because me and my friends were talking about it.

And they were like, I bet. It sucks because it was so scary, but they were like, I bet it was just someone trying to fuck with you. They were like, what if the guy, like, stopped you and was like, hey, just kidding, like, took off the mask. Like, my bad. There's a camera. Like, you're getting punked. Here's like five, five grand for your troubles. Would you still be mad?

I was like, if I got money out of it and I realized that this person wasn't actually trying to hurt me, no, it'd be an asshole move. But if I got compensated for that, whatever. Like, but. No, but right now in New York City, that is not cool at all. Like, there was a shooting outside of my, my buddy's place over the weekend, and it's getting out of control. I'll tell you what, you can't, you can't do that type of shit in Texas. If you did that in Texas, you'd be dead. You'd probably only do it in New York City because you're not allowed to carry guns.

Well, and it's just so annoying that, like, and again, this is on me for being alone and a young woman at night. but where I was and in relation to like anything scary is like those two things don't add up yeah I mean you shouldn't have to worry about taking a subway home at night right yeah and I was like

kind of fucked up that it sounds like the person was kind of trying to fuck with you but that's like but you can't do that you can't do that like that's such a gross gross thing to do but yeah so that was but I I do appreciate you guys being helpful but that was one of the single most scary things that's ever happening. I will buy you a stun gun if you would like one.

Thank you. I don't trust myself with it. But if this guy comes back and this is like a Wednesday night routine I got to go through now, I think you're more than allowed to preemptively, if you see that guy again in the jab walkies mask, go up and stun gun him. Well, just Billy and I have a basketball game Wednesday night. Once that's over, let's all meet up around Madeline's place at like 11-ish. Yeah.

And let's just see if this guy comes back. I like that idea. Where's your basketball game? It's in Hoboken. They got a league going. Big T, you, you, uh, oh, Big T was putting up. Listen, nobody was grabbing boards when Big Tee was on the floor. Big T's a presence.

We just need, you know, when he's out there, he puts in quality minutes. We just, we, the whole team is getting better shape. Okay. Who else is on your team? It's us, Edwin from the third floor, Nick Mulcahy, Ben to Giulio. Who am I missing? I think Rico's an alternate if someone can't make it. Okay.

Yeah, I don't think he's going to show up. Probably not. He's, he's, you know. Is Hank on your team? Hank, yes. Hank's on the team. Who am I missing? Who's the best player?

Edwin was going ham. I think Edwin played in college. Edwin always talks about how good he is. Hank and I showed up to the wrong gym. There's two gyms right next to each other. And the game we saw going on was dudes who like definitely played like low D1, maybe division two basketball. and they're Dunkin and shit

and we're like we are in trouble and we're like why is nobody else here and then we were at the wrong gym so then we played a team much more commensurate with our skill level got it so it's like people that maybe played in high school yeah yeah this was just dudes fucking around we won by like 20

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Mm-hmm. Nick Saban said some dumb shit the other night about not suspending Jermaine Burton who punched a female Tennessee fan in the head. That teed me off for like a little bit, but it's, it's to be expected. Mm-hmm. What does that mean? I mean, it's Nick Saban, like, he, not that I'm ascribing. I think Alabama is far more concerned with winning football games than, I don't know.

I don't know. It was just, it was dumb. He never got, he never got suspended? No, and Nick Sabin said that, like, he was scared, and Jermaine Burton was scared of all the people rushing the field and so he goes, like, out of his way to hit her in the head. And it's, anyway, other than that, I think this week was, uh, it was pretty calm. The excuse was he was scared of all the students rodeo on. So he just started lacking them.

Yes. There was also a big time Twitter hoax about Nick Saban over the weekend. Did you see that? Yeah. Anybody that believe that is an idiot. Well, the issue is the person that tweeted it out. Now, I did see this. The, the check mark.

The blue check mark. How did, how did that happen? I never got an explanation on that. So you can do that. Like right now, I could change my, now, I'm private. So it wouldn't really do that much good if I tried to do this myself. But if you have a blue check mark, what you can do is you can change your name, not your handle, not the thing that comes after the at sign. But you can change your username.

Right. And then you can change your profile picture and you will still have the blue check for a little bit until like people report you for doing it. A lot of people have done it. and then they eventually get their blue check taken away. So what happened was the user at Grace and Tony. I don't know what they do, what Grace or Tony does, but they share an account, kind of weird. They changed their username to Pete Thammel, the college football writer,

changed their profile picture to Pete's profile picture. They have the blue check, and they wrote source. Nick Sabin has informed his team. This will be his final season in Alabama. He will finish the season with the team. Sabin will finish his career with seven total national championships. More to come as details are made. available. Yeah, so I

guess I hadn't considered that that account could have already been verified. It didn't have many followers. So yeah, I guess that. But yeah, I mean, anybody that believed that, come on. I mean, it was it was somewhat believable because it had the blue check next to it.

Right. But that, that, it took one second of looking into it to realize that that was fake. Also, that would have been the biggest news in the country. Okay, so I don't know, I don't know what Grace and Tony is because they have 3,000 followers

I guess they're a musical act yeah it looks like they're a musical act I'm going to listen to Grace and Tony's music this worked good job Grace and Tony well done and they haven't tweeted in years

this is kind of awesome now I'm looking at their history they haven't tweeted anything really since 2016 and then they just retweeted a bunch of stuff and then in 2020 they tweet out a picture of the two of them I guess Grace is on the left Tony's on the right don't want to make assumptions but that appears to be what's going on here and then they tweeted out the Nick Saban thing

the hoax on October 21st out of nowhere that's awesome if you're not using your blue check I'm okay with you using it to just completely dupe everybody yeah but he's uh he's still kicking he's still kicking still around I'm not going anywhere. He'll coach till the day he dies. I don't know about that.

Yeah. He might die on the sideline. He will die the head coach at the University of Alabama. It's a possibility. You'll probably take some like advisory role like Coach K. I think if he quit, he would die. Like paterno. Yeah, or like Bear Bryant.

Yeah, they both died within like weeks of quitting. You just have nothing to live for anymore. Yep. You think he wants to sit at home with Miss Terry all day? Eating oatmeal cream pies watching the Weather Channel. Yeah. no way he would i don't think nick saven would be happy being happy i he would do the tom brady thing he'd be at home for a week and be like what am i doing i think nick savin is happy when he's unhappy

when he's pissed off about something some people are like that they love to be pissed off it's their favorite thing in the world big t you're kind of that way no you love to take umbrage no you're i disagree i think you are the number one umbrage taker at this company really yeah you do i don't think so you take a lot of umbrage up there for sure not number one okay all right so yeah you're right because we I mean we we do play with some first ballot Hall of Fame top 10 top well easily top 10 obviously you know Frank the tank when it comes yeah I mean come on getting pissed off about stuff because that guy loves being mad I don't think you look I don't think Nick

Saban loves being mad as much as Frank the tank does big team might be up there for comeuppance what waiting on people's comeuppance yeah praying on down On downfalls? Yeah, I think you might be a come-up its top top three of the company. I do, I do, uh, wish for the demise of certain haters. I think your quote is saying, I pray every day for the down, or something about I, every day, you had a quote about how the downfall of your hate.

Yeah, no, no, no. It gets me out of bed in the morning. The background on my phone for a while was, uh, people are holding their breath, waiting for you to fail, make sure they suffocate. That's one of my favorite quotes. That's pretty good. Comeuppance. You know, all time, all time gig, the prime minister of England, getting in for 45 days,

then getting that bag. Getting that bag for the rest of her life. Do you get paid? Yeah, I think she now gets, what's it called, the pension of like 150K a year. Wow, pig trust. That's way to secure the bag. That's how to do government right there. I still don't understand.

Ironically, Coach Duggs was really put on a... crash course in Civics 101, talking about how British government is structured yesterday. And like you wouldn't expect at Coach Doug. See, I think he's like from Florida. I could see him being an Anglophile. Yeah, a lot of southerners are.

He was, there's a lot of similarities between the South and England sometimes. Yeah. So he was explained to me how it's run by coalitions. So whatever coalition gets the most votes, then that party gets the percent, at whatever percentage of seats in the House of Commons or whatever, and then they get to select from amongst themselves their new prime minister. And then you can have votes of no confidence.

And I love in British Parliament where they just sit down and they just start screaming at each other while waving their little handkerchiefs. It's very cute. It's pretty adorbs. So big trusses out and we got some new guy in, right? I think it's, I'm not sure about the new guy. Yeah, he's the first British Asian man, I believe. Okay. to be prime minister. Shattering barriers. I just saw that. What's his deal?

That he's British Asian. That's all I saw. All right. So we'll keep an eye on that. It's definitely more than that. That's all I know about him. We'll have an update on British politics on next week's nanodosing. We'll figure out what the hell is going on over there.

Politics you see in a week might have a Republican governor. Of New York? Yeah. Yeah. What are the polls? He's taking the lead. I think it's 4645. Hockle is not doing well.

Yeah. there was a he shared that video of the guy decking the other guy onto the subway tracks yeah saw that well they i saw that there was i think it was in new york somebody put out a video that was basically saying like this city is a hellhole and their their campaign video was just pictures of crime is being committed they're just trying to scare you with that stuff yeah it's it's despite what madden mad dog said earlier in the show it's pretty safe to live in new york city I'm not really ever... Where you live.

Oh, there we go. Don't even, Big T. Where you live is safe. I walk around here all the time. Are you saying here's not safe? No, I'm saying that this would be one of the places that people... You're not calling PFT a limousine liberal, are you? Come on.

Not a lot of crime where he lives. That's too far. There actually is a lot of crime where I live. Come on. Don't call... A lot of jaywalking, maybe. There's a lot of crime. Yeah. The jaywalking's out of control.

Insider trading. yeah yes yeah i live in a fucking crime infested neighborhood yeah you wouldn't you wouldn't understand oh my god uh it's it's an uber liberal whatever whatever whatever whatever the limousines are out billy you don't mr upper east side don't start with me i'm fuck i'm fucking from ms 13 ground zero okay you knew the restaurant i was talking about the rachel mad out laid at that's all i'll say i did know i i was familiar with the rest i've never eaten there Big T, I went to your favorite place for a brunch on Sunday before NFL Sunday started. Got some great French toast.

No, I got pancakes. Usually I get their French toast. Yeah, yeah. No, that place rocks. I think about you while I'm eating it. I almost went there on Sunday, actually. Didn't end up going. That'd be wild if we just ran into each other.

That place rocks. It is very, very good. No fuss. They are the most anti-must established in New York City, just zero must. It's the closest you can get to a waffle house here. Yep. It does give those vows. Except the servers are more about getting you in and out.

Oh, yes, about being friendly, which I appreciate, honestly. It's very efficient. The line, it was one of those places where you get in line and there's, I don't know, maybe like 11 or 12 people in the line, you're thinking to yourself, well, I'm going to be here for an hour, hour and a half waiting. No, they got you. And then about seven minutes later, you're sitting down. And eight minutes later, you've got a cup of coffee, nine minutes later, you've got your

entire meal in front of you. It's fantastic. We won't give you the name of the place because we don't want to blow it up. Yeah, got to keep it exclusive. Yeah. So we got anything else we want to get into on nanodosing this week. I need some help, actually. Give it.

I do need some help. So I locked down my Twitter account. If you're in Club 999, then you already know what I'm talking about. If you're on the outside looking in, you're more than welcome to get in line. It's a one in one out policy right now. So if anybody wants to leave, they're free to do so. I've got a waiting list of thousands at the door waiting to get inside. And it's actually very liberating to me.

I don't feel beholden to anybody. If you're part of the exclusive club, then you feel like you're in a community right now. And I'm happy to be a part of that community that you've created. And I'm trying to figure out who I would like to be. I want to make the millionth followers somebody really special. And I also want to stay at 999 for a while because I'm liking this vibe that we got going on right now. But if I want a million, if I want to get that millionth follower right now, who should I hold this seat for? Who is your favorite follower that you ever have?

right now my you can't ask me my favorite follow my favorite follower that i have give me three favorite child uh jeb bush is probably up there uh jeb for a while it was like jeb bush and mea califa we're uh we're we're one and two on the list um i think mea might have unfollowed me though she's she's doing her own thing um who is my favorite follower on twitter dot com that's a that's a tough question is Antonio no no i blocked i blocked Antonio Brown oh j doesn't follow you right no you're blocked me you're blocked me Yeah. Maybe OJ being my millionth follower.

That would be, yeah. That's pretty good. I was thinking maybe Miley Cyrus, OJ seems better. OJ, OJ follows you? No, he blocks me. We have to get, it's like we have to find someone who either already follows you and is willing to unfollow to refollow. No, I don't want to do a refollow. Okay, so you got to get to.

If you want to leave, you're more than welcome to unfollow. But then you go to the bottom of the list. You got to go to the back of the line. Auction. It wouldn't be fair to everybody else. Auction it off. I could auction it off. So it's someone who doesn't follow you yet.

Yeah, someone that I really want to follow me. I don't know if I want OJ to follow me. That's led to bad things in the past. Allegedly. Allegedly. Good point. Or his son. He's still looking.

I don't want his son. I'm just saying that's just an act of a father. RG3 follows you, right? Yeah, I got RG3 on lockdown. Mike Greenberg follows me. All the big names. Let's try to get Miley Cyrus. Yeah, Miley's always.

Yeah, let's do Miley. Let's try to, or Elon Musk. Yeah, I'd deal with Elon, I think, probably. Why don't you, why are we trying to sell your million follow to Elon Musk? I don't know if I want to sell it. I feel like, do you buy it? Say, take me to space and you can follow me. See, actually, yeah, I would go to space.

You can do the $125,000. I mean, he's about to own the whole platform. That's true. I would allow Elon Musk to follow me in exchange for going to outer space. Or if Jeff Bezos wants to follow me or his wife, X-Y And purchase the commanders Those are my terms

So on that One Elon Musk I think is a barstool guy Isn't he? He knows Dave He's familiar with Dave With his work So maybe we can get something in there

Two I The Jeff Bezos one doesn't hit as hard Because I highly doubt That Jeff Bezos Has ever been on Twitter.com Oh, for sure he has You think?

Yes I feel like someone's just running his account No, he's online. One thing I've learned about super rich people is that They're chronically online. It doesn't matter how much money you have. You can still get sucked into the social media game.

And you can drive a large percentage of yourself worth from being loved on social media. Like, look at Chrissy Teigen. Yeah, but that's like different. Yeah, but she is so online. She is so online. And she cares. My favorite is whenever Chrissy Teigen quits Twitter

and it lasts like two and a half days. Did you guys miss me? It's like you're coming back. You're coming back, Chrissy. You can't wait to get back and get yelled at by strangers online. You love this shit. It's like the encore at a concert. Like you know they're coming back.

You don't really have to beg. Yeah, exactly. So I would deal with Jeff Bezos if he, I would allow Jeff Bezos to follow me if he agreed to purchase the Washington commanders. I would allow anyone to follow me if it meant that they would then purchase the Washington commanders. Anyone?

I think so, yes. Who are you thinking? Like Putin. I don't even think, yeah. I've already said I would, I would rather have Putin own the Washington commanders than Dan Zahner easily. What about like if the Saudis, maybe we win a couple games? Like what if they're like live football?

Good. They'd be sick. I mean, the salary cap kind of hurts you, but. You think they wouldn't be dropping off bad? You don't think they'd figure out ways around the salary cap. Yeah, no, no, though the commanders would be goaded. They would just deliver oil straight to their players. Like you'll never have to pay for gas again.

How does that sound? Gas for life. If you join the Washington commanders. Unrefined crude oil Yeah, you get that You get that hot shit You get that You get that straight uncut

22 million a year And 0.001% Of the Saudi Like Chess GDP Yeah Back up the Brinks truck It's filled with barrels

of crude oil They give you Yeah They give you real estate Along to Persian Gulf The type of The type of oil The line

All the seabirds That type of oil Yeah You've seen They're actually Like starting to build That thing The line, do you know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, I saw the line. It's supposed to be in a desert. It's a city that's like 400 feet wide. Yeah. And it's just like miles and miles long. And it's like a glass enclosure, basically. And literally the city is like a couple of football fields wide. Yeah, I did see that.

And they've actually like started. He's got shops and stuff. Making the land for it. I think they're trying to, they're doing that to make their deserts more habitable there's like a spot in the desert right they're trying to do it and because they don't get much rain there it's easier for the water i know that in their religion it is haram it is forbidden to have alcohol to partake in mind-altering substances but they act like they're on the most cocaine cocaine of all time oh they all are donnie was telling us do they do coke donnie was telling us

last week that like they pay like 10 different pakistani immigrants to try to smuggle drugs into the country and they pay their families the money before they leave and then about like three or however many get caught and get sentenced to death but they're just sacrificing yourself for their family and then like they pay them like like 500k to like smuggle drugs like some insane amount yeah that that makes sense to me because the saudi royal family has always given off massive cocaine vibes yeah but i know that they're not supposed to do any substances over there But like all their projects, the live tour. The live tour sounds like a bunch of guys sitting around or like in a bathroom stall at 3.30 in the morning at LPR.

And they're like, we're going to start a business. We're going to get, we're going to get all the best golfers and we're going to take it worldwide because we can pay them more. We're going to get a jet that's got that has like a fucking club inside of it. And then Bryson DeShamo is going to get hit by a rope and it's going to be sick. That's what to me, the vibes that I get from them just scream Coke. yeah and they and they all go to school abroad yeah so that's probably where they first encountered and then we're going to buy tigers we're going to have falcons i mean that's pretty cool yeah no but when you have unlimited money it's cool but it's also big coke energy yeah when you

have unlimited money you're just paying dudes to get killed by your own government for smuggling drugs for you like how fucked up is that like instead of using the money to maybe i don't know get the drug traffickers out of like prison and like just you know grease the wheels of a couple officials no you're just you can't do one you're they're probably gambling on who gets through think about it that like real sick shit probably yeah i would um yeah i would take mbs if mbs wants to buy the washington commanders anything literally anything yeah you can you probably couldn't name a single person that i would not prefer over Dan Snyder. Connie.

Is he still alive? He's a good leader. I mean, say what you want about Connie. He stays behind the scenes too, which is nice. The starting 22 on both sides of the ball. It just just kids. All right,

Connie, I don't know. I don't think Connie has an interest in American football, though. But I also don't think, does Connie have the money? No. No, he's broke boy. Yeah. He's been hiding for too long. But anybody that has the money,

Basically, if you're a billionaire, your hands aren't clean. What about China? Just the entire nation of China. People's Republic. The Chinese commies? Like one of the... I would become the Chinese like Green Bay Packers. Like it's like...

The Red Scare. Yeah, President Chi. That'd be a sick name for like a defense. Yeah. The Red Scare. Of course it would. Well, the iron curtain or the steel curtain. Steel curtain.

The iron curtain. That was the name of the Soviet blog. I think that was also Ireland's goalkeeper in like the 1990 World Cup. cup. I think his nickname was the Iron Curtain. He was a fucking machine. You getting excited for Qatar? I can't wait. Well, I'm excited for the World Cup. I don't know what to expect when I go to the actual nation of Qatar. Oh, well, Donnie and you are in a relationship for a moment you step down there, he said. Yeah, we're married. We'll hold hands. Well, they love holding hands over there. Remember that, that picture of Obama when he was walking. I think he was walking around

the MBS and the Rose Garden. They were just like holding hands as they were going for a stroll. It was very funny. There was a recent article that came out about a bunch of Australian travelers who got full cavity searches leaving Qatar

because they were, it was like two years ago. So just be careful. I would just like to say for the record, I'm not going to be smuggling any drugs in or out of Qatar. The cavity search will be unnecessary. What if, What if MBS says, I'll buy the, I'll buy the commanders if you just bring me, bring me some drugs.

I know it's a different country. I would, but just like for shits and gigs, he's going to this, he's going to the World Cup. And he's like, yeah, would you smuggle drugs? What kind of drugs? You're dead. You got a keister. You got a keister. Any types of drugs get you killed.

So it doesn't matter if it's weed or, you know, like heroin. I would just like to know, because if I keester weed, then if the balloon pops or ruptures or anything inside me, I'll probably be fine. But if I keister a bunch of coke or heroin and it pops inside me, I might die from it. That's what I'm saying. But like condoms. Yeah. If the condoms breaks. Billy, you probably don't know this, but sometimes the condom can break.

And so if my condom filled with heroin broke inside my own ass, then I might die. That's what I'm worried about. What? You could always try meow meow meow. What's that? Billy explain what the fuck was yeah yeah

it didn't some guy like cut off his own penis oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah mommy was talking about this drug he did in China called meow meow meow and I googled it the first thing was man cuts off own penis on meow meow

Chinese street designer drug so so they buy the commanders if you just keester some stuff for them if I keester like a bunch of weed Coke yeah they're not weed guys they're making gigantic cities in the desert that are just shaped in a straight line okay yeah like an eight ball yeah i think i could smuggle an eight ball into guitar i'm not going to

for the record actually this is terrible that you might get searched no i'm just saying like if mbs personally asked me to in exchange for purchase the commanders yeah i'll i'll smuggle two how about that i'll double i'll double your order how big is that um what my butthole so i think i've actually normal regular is an eight ball of cocaine the size of an eight ball is that why here's where bill pretends to not know i swear i've never seen an eight ball of cocaine yeah uh yeah bill it's it's it's the size of an eight ball and it's stamped with a big number eight on it that's why they call it that actually no but i would do it i would i would carry one over for mbs if you asked me to hopefully won't come to that but i do not plan on on taking any drugs over to guitar for the

world come or using drugs while i'm there i'm going to play it so straight it's going to be insane not worth it so we got anything else we want to get into on nanodosing today it's good to be back in studio guys it's great yeah Big T you got anything no go Vols

yeah Kentucky week big ball game big ball game big ball game big ball game have we been able to reach out to Hendon or Tyler I think they're big timing us well no Tyler isn't Tyler their schedules are just tough now I think when you don't lose a game yet

You have a lot less time. Not planning on losing one either. Yeah. No, no. I think they're actually definitely going to come on. I just don't know when. I'm working on it. Okay, yeah.

I'm rocking the Hendon shirt right now. That's our guy. We love Hendon. We love Tyler. We do love Tyler. Hinden's going to win the Heisman. It's a good possibility. Is he the favorite now?

He's second. He's plus 200. Stroud. Stroud is like minus 120. Let's do some prediction. where Hennon's going to play in the NFL? What team needs Hennon? I saw recently a mock that had the lions taking him in the first round.

Here's one. I'm actually, I was looking at one right now. This has the Bucks taking him at number 18. Oh, wow. Whoa. Whoa. Just ignoring Kyle Trask entirely? Apparently.

So everything I've read has been that Hinden would be like a late, maybe like a day two guy. I think at this point He's been so unreal this season The only thing is he's he's pretty old Kenny Pickett was old though Not that that's who you want to compare him to right now He's way better than Kenny Pickett But I hope he goes

I hope he goes in the first round That would be awesome I mean I think that's really the only thing holding him back If he was 21 right now He'd be number two or three pick Yeah people forget how big his hands are too Yeah we broke that 10 inch 10.9

Yeah 10 9 I think. 10, 9 hands. That's huge. All right, I'm just going to look up the first mock draft that I saw. This is from tankathon.com. I have no idea if they're reputable or not. We've got C.J. Stroud going one overall to the lions.

That's bullshit. The lions aren't going to pick number. They're not going to pick first overall. This mock draft is already fucked up. Fuck you, this mock draft. And I'm scrolling down to see when we're going to get to Hinden. they do oh they've got hinden going to Minnesota in the first round

28th overall pick kind of crazy based on aesthetic alone I see him in a bucks uniform over a viking's uniform purple hinden jersey would be pretty sick it would be sweet yeah it's got that same vibe of the orange in Tennessee yeah I want him to go in the first round

to a team with cool uniforms that I don't dislike he could go to the browns I was just thinking that I would die if I became a brown would be awesome Well they have their guy Yeah

Well but they also Can I ask a question? He loves hookers He does a fucker Wait question How What's Jacoby Presett's contract Is it just one year?

I think he's just And just It's not It's not prohibited If you wanted to move Jacoby Brisset You probably could Well because we have

Josh Dobbs Also former Tennessee quarterback Yeah as our third string right now so could we take out Jacoby obviously the quarterback who shall not be named

his first string put Hendon in a second string it's a possibility or move Josh Dobbs up and then have Hendon like learn it's a possibility I mean if Hendon wins the Heisman I can see the commander's taking them right

they're probably going to be picking around like number nine bad uniforms though I need a cool uniform from a team that I don't hate. Okay, so you'd like them on the Chargers? Rocks, but they're not drafting a quarterback. Correct. So first round teams. Seahawks.

He looked good. He looked good. He looked good. That's good. Yes, that's a good one. Seahawks. Vikings would be good. Lions, I don't hate. Yeah. I'm just looking at the teams. Colts. Yeah, Colts are going to need.

Well, Colts have their guy. He's confirmed. He's going to start for the rest of the season. no matter what. Okay. Yeah, it looks like everybody else, I mean, isn't going to draft a quarterback, probably. I mean, what about Tennessee?

I know they drafted Malik. Yeah, but they, I think. What is he, a fourth round, third round? Third, I think, yeah. So they could take another quarterback. If Hindenhooker went to the Titans and was like awesome, he'd be Mount Rushmore all time of like Tennessee athletes. For sure.

I know the Jets wouldn't do it, but he'd be a wagon with that office. offense. I'm sorry you're a Zach Wilson guy. I know, but he looks horrible. With him, he's just like, you know, he's just working in the system. He was playing against the best defense in the NFL probably on Sunday. So hopefully, you know, he gets to open up somewhere towards the end of the season because he's facing a lot of pressure. Like if you see him in the games, he's like getting blitzed a lot and he's escaping. And like, for example, like Joe Flacco would have been strip sacked on a ton of those times where he spun out and got yards or threw it away. So.

Seahawks and Vikings. Those are my top two picks. Seahawks would be sick. Seahawks and Vikings would be good. Also, the Panthers wouldn't be bad either. Yeah. But I don't like the Panthers, though. Oh, that's right. Well, how about this take, Big T? So I was looking at your Falcons schedule coming up. They could win the next like six. I think the Falcons are going to win that division. Somebody has to.

I put some money on the Falcons this morning to do that, yeah. I would have liked them to play better the other day, but like there's Schedule coming up is not the toughest. And I mean, they're still tied for first plays at three and four, which is not they, they don't have the tiebreaker against the bucks right now, but obviously play them again. Yeah, I really do think that they're a smart bet. They've got a very easy schedule coming up. And they're not bad on offense when they, when they aren't playing from behind,

when they're not playing from behind. So if they have a lead or if it's even, I don't. hate, hate, hate the Falcons offense. When they're playing from behind, they just can't. They're incapable of throwing the ball down field. Yeah. So Marcus Marriota, he had 13 pass attempts. Which was ridiculous.

And they lost by 18. He had 13 pass attempts. And in order to qualify for like yards per completion stats, you have to attempt at least 14 passes. So they didn't even qualify for like passing stats. Yeah, it was crazy. Based on their offense. And that's just, it's what they do.

They just, they have. to run the ball. That's kind of how they're built. So I think that they might make a switch to Ritter at some point this season. I would like to see what we've got back there. Yeah. And I think it's not the worst idea in the world to put some money. Just sprinkle a little bit on the Falcons. I mean, last game of the year. The bucks are exploding. Last game of the year is at home against the bucks. I think it could very well come down to that game.

I'll put this in the YouTube. I actually have to share this with you guys. I saw it today. Did you see this video of Katie Perry? it's probably old but what is like how does that even happen i think it actually has to do with their eyelash because her eye like it's they use glue to put those eyelashes on her eyes so i think the glue got stuck on one of her eyes gotcha definitely not a vaccine side effect i know people obviously not but it just looks funny thank you for knowing about eyelash glue billy yeah i tend to feminist icon of you yeah thank you i'm looking it up right now katie perry eyelash.

Yeah, that's, looking at that video, it's definitely eyelash glue. And people are saying it's the vaccine? Yeah. Yeah. She got that Pfizer eye. That's what she had. That's what you think that. Oh, yeah, Prison Planet is tweeting about it.

That's how you know it's good. Yeah, it's eyelash glue. Yeah. Then she tries to fix it. Yeah. Yeah, that's, okay, that's funny. Yeah, I mean, it would weird you out, like, seeing that. But, yeah, I guess I had no idea about eyelash glue.

Yeah. I'm honestly surprised that Billy never connected the dots on me getting vaccinated in my slew of health problems that I've had recently. I mean, I... Yeah. It's there. I wasn't in comments on it. I'm just surprised that you haven't done it.

Well, I tune in later for that. I will get it cut. AOC also said that if politics doesn't work out for her, she's going to start an ASMR channel. Holy shit. You're kidding. I mean, she's smart. She's going to make a shit load of money doing that. Yeah, she should do that anyway.

Yeah. Would you pay for that? Of course not, but it would, one, do America a favor and two, she'd make way more money. So it works out for everyone. I feel like she's not one of the politicians that gets involved in the insider trading. I feel like there's a, like, within the big club of Congress, there's like a littler club. where they like get all the insider trade. Yeah, I know.

I think AOC is in the in the group of Congress that is like the influencer Congress people. Yeah. You know, there's the influencer part of Congress. Then there's the like dirt shit on the inside part of Congress. And they use the influencer people to like do their marketing for them. But they won't let you in. But I mean, AOC, everybody's content now.

That's the thing. Everybody wants to be a content creator to a certain extent. Even like Ted Cruz, he wants, He fucking loves getting his tweets off. Did you see him last night? At the Yankees game? I was pissed off. I wanted Rudy to be there cheering on his Yankees

and Ted Cruz to be cheering on the Astros next to each other. That would have been awesome. Who was he at the game with? I don't know. I just saw him and he was like taking pictures with a couple people after and someone was filming him being like, remember when Trump said your wife was ugly and you loved it? Dude, actually.

He did love that. Ted Cruz just posed a picture of about, to go on The View and it's just him stunting in a suit. It's just like, what the fuck, bro? That's one of the shows that conservatives get really, really mad about, like, the View. Like, did you see what so-and-so said on

the View? Do people still watch that show? I went to a live taping of The View one time. Did you? It was electric. It was Judge Judy was the guest. And she was endorsing Jeb Bush for president. It was awesome. How much money Judge Judy makes? The most. She's like the highest paid person

on television. Probably the highest paid person in the world. What do you guys think? Is it over a episode? Like a year per episode? A million dollars. No more than that. I think what's an episode?

I think she makes like 50 million a year or something. What are the Numbies on her show? Huge. Every doctor's office in America. Like every unimposed. Every person retired. Judge Judy makes 47 million dollars a year. Oh, holy shit.

Yeah. An estimated net worth of four. $140 million. Fuck yeah. Good for you, Judge Judy. Your Honor, excuse me. I would love to have Your Honor on this program.

Yeah. Oh, Judge Judy on this. Has she ever done anything with us? I don't think so. I know that she works with Jim Harbaugh. He's a massive fan. There's an episode of Judge Judy where it's Jim Harbaugh and Jack Harbaugh,

his dad sitting like front row in the gallery, just like intense eyes, just waiting, just watching, just observing his fans. I would pay money to subscribe to a podcast of Jim Harbaugh and Judge Judy. Oh, yeah. Or. Those are some takes that I want to hear. Or I would watch Jim Harbaugh doing a Twitch reacts chat thing,

whereas him watching episodes of Judge Judy and like pausing it and being like, I really love it when she says that. She's no nonsense. That's what I like about her. I like that. Everybody's content. The last thing I had, did we touch upon the German climate activists with the paintings? Oh, yeah.

there was another one right oh yeah mashed potatoes on a mona painting i i have more of a problem with their food selection than i do with what they're actually doing what kind of soup as a soup connoisseur yeah would you use if you were uh attempting to deface a priceless painting i think the conversation starts and ends with borsh i think a borsch is a good one to throw on a painting it's like a purple or a pink it's going to get it's going to pop against the canvas it's going to probably stain whereas if you're throwing like a I don't know what that person threw

it was like a well this one was runny mashed potatoes I think a can of tomatoes or something yeah the mashed tomato soup the mashed potatoes that's not that's boring it's gonna slide right off there's no gravy on there I would throw either the porch

or I would consider Manhattan clam chowder that would be something too that way it's more of like a chunky red that you throw on it I think the more dumb part is when they try to super glue their hands to the wall. Yeah.

That's not going to do anything. Then they do it in the porch factory, the Porsche factory too, and they just, instead of like calling the police, they just closed down the, it's like the Porsche Museum in Italy. They did it there, and they just closed the doors, turn the heat off, and just everyone went home. And they called the cops themselves because they were trapped in the factory, like the museum.

What are they protesting? Climate change. Climate activist stuff. Guys, we have breaking new. We got to say a rest in peace. Leslie Jordan. Oh, no. The guy who's like, I'm about to bust.

Oh, no. Damn. RIP, Leslie Jordan. You might know him from American Horror Story, Will and Grace. And a car crash, too. That's horrible. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Fuck. That's a bummer. for a second I thought you were going to say Jimmy Carter we're actually about to reach our Jimmy Carter our event horizon with Jimmy Carter where it's no longer our fault it's like the meme where he's like praying it's like macrodosing has beat the Jimmy Carter allegations yes but then how long after it's no longer our fault is it actually not like if he died the next day that would even be more suspicious than if it happened right now I think I think another month I think the day after we say it's not our fault. We get that day. And it's still our fault. Okay. Oh, shit. Here's a crazy story. He once shared a cell with Robert Downey Jr., not Jimmy Carter, but Leslie Jordan. What did he go to jail for? I'm looking that up right now. What did Robert Downey Jr. go to jail for? So Robert Downey Jr., oh, he was a... He was big time. Big party guy. Oh, I didn't realize that. He was a huge jail guy. He was like, like, before Iron Man, they were like he'll never have a career.

again. Oh, wait. Well, I did not know that about him. Hmm. Got to do one last one for him. Lord, have mercy. I'm about to bust. All right, RIP, Leslie Jordan. We will see you guys

on Thursday for a big episode of macrodosing. The topic is... Halloween. Spooky. Spooky season. Spooky season. We're getting real fucking spooky. We should actually... We're going back. We should get dressed up for that episode. Because that's the Halloween episode.

Yeah. Because you know that the one that we tape on Halloween is going to come out November 1st. On all Souls Day. We should get, okay. That's Thanksgiving. Here's what I want to have. I want to turn this desk into like a very festive thing.

So for all of November, I want to fucking cornucopia on this table. Like gourds and squash and we want some gourds for doing gourds? Decorative gorge season, motherfuckers. Can we paint gourds? We can paint. gourds i did that in high school it's a fun thing uh yeah so i want this desk to be like just gourd it out just just thanksgiving as fuck on this desk next week it's all the way through thanksgiving and then in september or in December i want it to be just poinsettas just those red

plants the christmas plants everywhere yeah we're saying it again big tea thank you we're saying it again it's good to hear all right we'll see you guys on thursday love you guys Hmm. Hmm.