Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Mean Tweets

Episode Date: March 17, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing (Snackrodosing, Minidosing, Lil' Macro, etc.), the crew reads a ton of mean tweets that were written about themselves. Make sure to tune into Macrodosing, every Tuesday at 7am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right. It's nanodosing. We're going to jump right into it. We got Billy calling in remotely from, I want to say your basement, but you're no longer in a basement, really. Are you just a normal apartment? My kitchen. I like how 66% of the Zoom backgrounds that we have on this call feature a squat rack behind. this and then cold just got the simpsons video game back there uh so welcome back to nanodosing

we're going to get into the mean tweets and the roast that you guys have in store for us in a second i have to admit i did look at one or two of them just because i was tagged in a couple of them didn't try to read the whole thread but they're very funny for the most part i think um want to take some time right off the start of the show to congratulate alex ovechkin for hitting his uh for surpassing yirmer yager and goals all time big moment for us last night i had a lot of people coming at me with Putin chirps, fair, fair. If I, if, I'll put it this way. If, um, my biggest rival in sports had a glaring weakness in his background, like supporting Vladimir Putin, I would probably discuss that too. I would probably go for that one. I loved

your DC sports triangle. You can pick two. Yep. It's true. So you can only choose to. And I learned this when I was, uh, in a former life when I was selling software. And it was like more expensive than some of the other competition that we had, you can pick two of the three. You can have really high quality. You can have it done fast, or you can pay not so much money for it. But you can't get all three. So with DC sports, it's our stars either have to, you can only pick two of the three. One, not have a debilitating injury.

to be an all-time generational talent or three not support an evil bloodthirsty dictator who started a war pick pick any two of the three and it'll work out but you can't have all three of them can I are we guys Harper never had a freak injury I also wouldn't call Bryce Harper a generational talent for the national you are you serious I mean he left and for the nationals specifically yeah he is Coley

You're kidding No, he left and we immediately won a World Series without him Bryce Harper was a freaking nature We immediately won a world series without him

I mean the Braves won a world series without Ronald Acuna That doesn't mean He's not a generation That's what I was telling you On Monday Well we also

That's also not fair to say Because we wouldn't have even been above water If he didn't play like he did The first half So so Bryce Harper Was he was very talented But he also

Like there's some shit about Bryce Harper that a lot of times his teammates don't like playing with him that much. He can be a real prick. Billy's just working out right now. If anybody wonders ever if Billy is a shtick or any of the stuff that he says or does is like a character

that he's playing. Yeah, Coley? I mean, you raise a good point. Billy is definitely a stick when it comes to frogs. That guy, he knows one frog, the African bull frog just because it's big. You ask him, about any other type of frog he's got nothing for you yeah so no i'm not a toss-up question

a real easy one in in the dozen trivia his specialty is herpetology which is a study of reptiles and amphibians i believe and uh billy just completely botched it went totally rain i didn't boxed it did did you answer it correctly dude he gave me the latin names of a frog that was only discovered in about 2005, and the Latin root wasn't even connected to the name of the frog, so I couldn't even rely on my Latin skills to determine what the common name is. Possibly my favorite text I've ever received from Billy was last night when he said he didn't even pick a cool frog. Yeah, that's just, that just tells me he's not a real frog guy.

All frogs are cool. No, dude, the frog is found in one valley in South Africa. Actually, I don't even think it's South Africa. I think it's found in Swaziland. It's Lesotho. Yeah. Oh, is that the new name? What did that happen?

Losotho is another country. Yeah, but wait. But the point is, it's Coley, some are saying that he is froggulent. Oh, yeah, I am. I'm leading the charge of it. You are, you're big time froggulent. I'm not fraudulent. You're like, oh, yeah, I love basketball.

There's that Michael Jordan, and then you can't name any other players. Dude, I can't name a G-League player that just came from Europe. That's what we're talking about in the frog world. So a lot of excuses, not a lot of frog facts. That's what I'm hearing. Yeah, maybe. I think I could definitely name every North American frog. Go.

Go. Go. Go start. American bullfrog. Oh, wait, wait. I'm pulling up a list. All right, this way, let me think. Aaron, you arrived just in time.

Billy declared that he could name every North American frog. Found in the continental United States. Oh, you asked frogs. Okay. So we're Zio. Why do you? Why do fucking live in a waste?

Real Americans. What the fuck? Billy, as you do this, you need to be doing incline bench. Inclined? Okay. Why? Why?

Why? Just trust the process, Arias. Billy's brain's directly connected to his American bullfrog, leopard frog, wood frog, spring peeper, green tree frog, Colorado River Toad. Did I say green frog? Yeah.

Yep. Right before the river toad. He's already repaired. Green frog, spring peeper, wood frog. now we're going to go to green you've got you've got a 60 you've already listed a toad

brown tree frog well we're going toad suit brown tree top frog gray tree frog American toad Southern American toad what am I missing quite a few let me think let me think

Connor or toad there's so many how did this how did this become a thing we're not naming the desert horn frog is a toad it is a lizard we're then you go with Aaron this became a thing because Billy missed a trivia

question about frogs and so people are saying that he's a fake frog fan he's a front runner he knows he knows exactly one non-American frog you left out some big names I said American bullfrog I said Greek frog So many of these I probably just could have invented on my own

And gotten correctly Like well there's a North American bullfrog There's the American toad There's the Western toad There's the That is a lot of them There's like the thing is let me Let me just like the thing is

The regional subspecies Like I think that's a little far Agreed agree it's a niche category I mean there's like blue frogs out west there's over there's over 300 species of toads why are we doing this

well this is now far Billy can go at it and so many of them are like there's like 10 there's the brown frog then there's the brown toad then there's the North American brown frog wait the thing is Florida gets a little tricky it usually does

bro you're not name it 300 I'm I'm not going to see here for $300. We can move on. Is there any ones that, are there any blatant ones I missed? The eastern spade foot. Oh, fuck. The spade foot. That's classic.

You kind of know the spade foot. The Fowler's toad. You didn't, you didn't even say the Fowler's Toad. But that's just a subspecies. I mean, there's a whole section of tree frogs that you barely touched on. What, green, there's green. You would know, you know the collars of frogs. What about the,

upland chorus frog you can't say that i'm not sure he does oh jesus all right all right okay i honestly honestly i was much better versed in my youth this the spring peeper i said the spring he did mention that my apologies i made note of it because it sounded vaguely like penis when do you think that people peak in terms of their frog knowledge is it like would you say it's like a basketball player or a football like a uh uh professional football player probably peaks at what age 27 generally like a like a young chess player that hasn't been burnt out by the pressure of their parents yet that's that's the peak of frog knowledge he lost the joy in knowing frogs it became too much yeah became work for him yeah yeah the job

not a passion right yeah anyway one thing i want to like you know what is a bit though of course I know that Denmark is Danish. That's like I said that is a joke. Dainland and everyone's giving me shit about it. I was just wanting to get out in front of that. All right. Well You can't get out in front of it.

We all laughed at it, but now I'm getting shit on online because I think I actually think that Denmark's called Dainland. Getting in front of it would be like, hi, I was just joking after you said. That would be getting in front of you guys all got it anyway let's get to the mean tweets okay let's get to the mean tweets before we do there's one other thing i wanted to uh to bring up we've had so far just a

banner banner banner day of takes online this morning has been has had two of the stronger takes that i've seen on the internet in a long time so i'm just going to i'm going to read a couple of them and you guys can tell me which one you think is the stronger take. The first one comes to us from Peter Schiff. Don't know if you've seen this guy on the timeline. He's the chief economist and global strategist at Europac.com. He's also the chairman of Schiff Gold and the owner and founder of E-PAC funds. You can find him on Schiff radio. So that's enough plugging of Peter Schiff. But... Is he paying you? His take this morning... I want to give some context behind the man. His take this morning was, I understand times are hard.

But doesn't the president of the Ukraine own a suit? I don't have much respect for current members of U.S. Congress either, but I still wouldn't address them wearing a T-shirt. I wouldn't want to disrespect the institution or the United States. So he's telling President Zelensky to go out and look nicer before he comes to the Senate to beg them for fighter jets. So I thought that was a pretty strong take on his part. Pretty on par, though.

The guy probably hasn't even showered. for like since the war started yeah Delaunz yeah he's in a war but he should also like would kill him to wear a tuxedo listen Putin's wearing a suit

I don't want to hear any excuses Putin I mean honestly Hitler had Hitler had Hugo Boss on retainer Hermes he was dressed to the nines and then

there was another one this morning this is from Tom Harwood the only thing I can tell about him just from his profile pictures that he's British. I don't understand why how can you tell from his picture?

I mean, he just looks British. His teeth. He's holding some beans on toast like this. Yeah, he's like, he looks a little bit emaciated but also handsome at the same time. That's a very, it's a very British look.

That's a $20 word I'm unfamiliar with emaciated. It means like he's, he doesn't have enough nutrients. Malnourished? Malnourished. Yeah, doesn't see the sun a lot, but still like classically attractive. How do you spell emaciated?

I love new words. E-M-A-C-M-A-A-O-T-O-T-I-A-O-T-I-E-M-O-T-P-E-P-E-P-E-P-E-B-G-G-E-G-E-G-E. All right, so Tom. Abnormal thinness caused by lack of nutrition or by disease. Yep, that's British. That's England for you. Yeah. You get zero vitamin D in England, all overcast.

He says, I don't understand why, quote, cyber flashing, sending someone a nude they haven't asked for, is being made illegal. Haven't the people behind the online harms bill never been on dating apps? People sending picks of their bits without asking first is grim, but to be made illegal, really? And then he says that he's been messaged probably thousands of unsolicited nudes over the years, and he hasn't threatened, felt threatened in any way. So this guy fucks That's number one He wants everyone to know that he fucks And two

He's he's very clearly Just defending his right To send an unsolicited dude to somebody Great takes And his cap too He ain't getting all of nudes I probably agree with that Thousands of nudes

That's so many nudes I don't even know If I've received thousands of nudes And I try I think I've probably seen a thousand pictures of naked women

not like to you though no no not specifically that's what I'm saying yeah yeah yeah what's what's your when people ask me what my number is I just I start to think how many how many naked bodies I've seen pictures of just go to the just go to the Met

see a lot of naked chicks at the art museums too so those count that's true just saying do you think I also anyone calling like dick and balls bits jail you can't you can't do that you're telling on yourself yes if you're yeah if you're minimalizing like a picture of your hard dick and nut sack by calling them your your little bits that tells me that you're very very familiar with sending them out yeah the uh do you think back in the day before there were

pictures and not really any pornography to speak of, people would just paint naked bodies for themselves to jack off to. If you're a good painter, maybe. But if not, it's just like a sloppy collage of

stick figure colors. In what trash? It's like pixelated, or not pixelated. Remember the, uh, POT, you remember this shit. I used to watch scrambled porn. Yeah. Something like that.

Yeah. like standard deaf have have any of you ever work construction or like been in at like a construction site then you go into the porter potty's and you just see tons of pictures of tits and ass and vaginas and like dick and balls inside of it drew up drawing with sharpie it sounds like you like just got the permission to cuss like this is like literally for the whole package though if you go if you go into like flip on you billy sounds like that That Tim, uh, the Tim Robinson sketch where they're doing the adult ghost tour. And he, he's just like, dude, the ghosts ever, like, take their dicks out and then there's come everywhere.

And then there's like tits and fucking asses. Dude, seriously, like, I'll tell you like, oh, yeah, here's some of them. It's literally an art. Okay. Here's some of them. So you took, you've taken pictures of your, no, no, no. I think you make this art. I think Billy's like a cave man of porta potty's. I mean, even worse than the construction site, like, I went to an all boys middle and high school.

And those bathroom stalls were abhorrent with, with the amount of like, again, all boys school, the, like the super bad opening scene where he's talking about all the dicks he used to draw. Like, that was not a foreign concept to me in the slightest just based on what I'd seen. Yeah. I never saw that of that. you went to a school that wasn't all boys I would imagine yeah well why would that be they would they draw because they're horny it's yeah I don't man I'll judge it's definitely like it the first

when you're in seventh and eighth grade very funny by the time you're a sophomore you're like all right I get it get it all right you guys want to get into some some mean tweets regarding the lads and the ladies here at macro dosing? I'm lifting because the mean tweets are going to make me sad

and then I'm going to have to lift for my mental health. So that's what we're doing. Smart. My brain's also very now stuck on pre-photography masturbation. Like, was it even a thing? What were people like I know the imagination was around, but what were you even imagining if you only had your own experiences as a frame of reference?

ankles yeah ankles got people going for sure yeah because like there wasn't even like you you look at like beach pictures from like 1905 and it's just like that shit was you know there's nothing appealing about it nothing dudes like got boots on his shit like this whole shit was like weird man cave drawings definitely for sure shoulders but there was a long period of time between caves and the advent of the of the camera and like the first pictures weren't porn either so it was like whenever magazines and like peep shows and stuff there was like I don't know thousands of years in between those things the um it's a little bit morbid but there was a lot of rape before definitely like so cats would like just probably do that a lot

which is pretty sad yeah I think uh a macro dosing on the history of pornography would be interesting. Yeah. Sex sells guys. I think it was one of the first things people took photos of. I think like it was literally in like 1911. They just got to it. Well, and the porn industry has been like on the forefront of a lot of technological

advances over the- It's a key driver, not even just in the forefront. It drives like that's why internet's fast because porn. Yeah. So shout out porn. We'll do a whole episode on you, Porn, if you're listening. All right, well, you want to get to the mean tweets? Oh, wait, Arian's gone.

We'll wait until he comes back to get to it. I want to be mean to his face. Anything else? Anyone wants to get off their chest? Big T. How's your bracket? Great, considering the games have not begun yet. Yep, that's fair.

I've also entered several other groups, a couple survivor pools. A couple, I'm in probably 15 different things that you can. do with the NCAA tournament. Okay, so what does the winner of our pool get? Didn't we say, yeah, the alcohol? Everybody gets you, everybody missed you favorite. What if you don't want alcohol? Oh, God.

What if you get your favorite? We'll get you your favorite Bible, though. What about like a big margarita mix? No, I like the idea of getting big tea, a really nice Bible. Nice King James Bible, yeah. Top of the leather bound. I'm not opposed. That?

You're going to read it? Yeah. But then cut, cut a hole in it and put a bottle of booze in it, like he's smuggled into prison. That seems going pretty out of the way and rather disrespectful. Joshake vibes. We'll get out of them out. Jesus wouldn't mind if he was in prison. He'd turn that book into wine.

That's what he did. We'll put her money together and get you like a $500 Bible. I'm not, no, no, no. I'm not opposed. to some to an obscene amount of angry orchard it's just like it's not like like y'all like arian wants a four hundred dollar bottle of it's an 80 it's like 80 it's like 80 bro we'll do we'll do a hundred dollar cap on a bottle yeah and then you just get he gets six of those yes but you would get you would get you would get six cases of angry orchard why wouldn't you i mean i guess

aryan is in a much different uh position than i am even though he doesn't believe in money i'd rather just have $600. There's no fun in that. $600. There's nothing for him. Yeah, I know. Exactly. True.

True. True. But that doesn't mean I don't appreciate a nice gift. Like, I'm not a fucking animal. Like, I'm just, oh, well, wipe my ass with money. That she's like, like, correct. But I'm saying, I'm saying. And I grew up in a project.

So like, you would rather have, like, something you like, $600. Dude, honestly. Big T's mindset is that Arian. would prefer that he just gives all of his money away to us equally and redistributes it since you don't believe in money area that's what big team no i i don't accept handouts but you don't accept you it the biggest flex i ever saw you on this podcast lifting what are you doing i'm i'm flexing no but remember that episode of hard knocks where the center on i want to say the rams just wore a brand new pair of nike elite socks

every day that I think is the biggest slacks ever and just threw them out at the end of the day I think I would if I ever become like obscenely filthy rich that's what I would probably do is just like imagine putting on a new pair socks every day

and then just throwing them away at the end that's speaking of rich did you see Putin's estates an actual piece of shit like his 1.4 billion states like full of mold and like it's disgusting that makes sense how does one keep up with a $1.4 billion

house when you're like the president of Russia $1.4 billion? Yeah. No, like people think that Putin and some of the Saudi royal family could be worth trillions of dollars

because of all the money they've stolen and have, you know, like their net worth is tied into it. Trillions. Like MBS from Saudi Arabia, probably a trillionaire. Just kind of off the book some of it.

I think people are actually, I think people like they have like to have like a for real mental disorder like like a for real one like that's like how like you just don't need that much stuff that's a lot of shit man holy shit like something's wrong with them well a lot of them I mean that's just land that's just land that they controlled and then they found like assets that they could just you know make trillions of dollars off of it's like Texas oil money like cowboys who just had a ranch and oil was found on it and then. And it's like, shit, they're rich. And they just get like, like corrupt and greed, you know? Mm-hmm. Billy, I can listen. You can talk about anything, bro. All right, let's do these tweets.

Let's do these tweets. Let's jump into it. All right. How do you want to do it? Do you want me to read them off? Do you want to go around? Fire them shit's off. Yeah.

Matt, dog, you read them. I feel like it would soften the blow a little bit hearing it from you. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

So I want to say a lot of them are actually. not as bad as I thought they would be like people are I think nicer here than they are when they're just adding you really yeah which is interesting I appreciate y'all not adding me too I made sure of it I said don't at them please okay um so first off pft you already quote tweeted it about the ease in the eyes yeah you want comments on that it's just how I talk some people think that I say my ease and my eyes incorrectly that's my it's my regional accent that's the mid-atlantic accent so I say hand up I do say general.

Wait, before you start to defend it, can we hear the tweet first? The tweet is, I obviously love PFT commenter, which, I mean, not even a hate tweet. Can't start a mean tweet out like that. We predicted this, though. But I can't get past how he pronounces his ease and eyes on PMT and macrodosing. For example, he says, in general instead of in general, or benefit instead of benefit, which now he's saying I kind of agree. I do say benefit.

Yeah. I say general. That's just how I pronounce words. But I love how he prefaces. like i obviously adore and love him yeah what what kind of accent is that mid-atlantic yeah like tell tell me tell you you say benefit i say benefit bit like i say benefit what is it benefit benefit being it's it's it's supposed to be benefit i say benefit it's it's small you say benefit I say benefit.

I say Achilles instead of Achilles. It really irritates some people. I couldn't even tell until somebody just told me. Like I think my sister says, uh, instead of milk, she says milk. Yeah. That makes my, that makes my mom mad, but I don't know. Talk. How you talk, man.

I mean, I'm from a place where people have such a tenuous grasp on the English language to begin with. Like, I don't even pick up on, like, PFT sounds completely fine to me. Yeah, I never know. It is true that where Coley is from, people talk like cartoon characters. My, I wish you get my mother on sometimes. She'll take a one syllable word and make it like four, no problem. Like I don't understand what's going on up here.

What's an example of one of those words that gets drawn out? Mine, M-I-N-E, she says like the, like the Mayans, like she says, Mayan. It's like very like the Kennedy accent where they're just like no one up here sounds like that but people over exaggerate words like that. Got it. Okay. Ready? Billy, this is for you. I don't listen to the show or know who you are but I saw a picture of Billy one time and it made me want to hook my face up to a car battery until my eyes melted out of their sockets. It's tough. That checks out for someone on Twitter. I have no idea who you are.

I have no attachment to this whatsoever. But here's my shitty opinion. Yep. That's that person probably hates, you know, that person is probably really intolerant of people who have disabilities. Wait, wait. Are you saying that your face is a disability? No, he's just extrapolating out.

He's like, well, if they said that about me, they also hate people with disabilities. Yeah, Billy's saying like if they hate somebody whose face is as beautiful as mine imagine what they would say about somebody that actually had a bad face. Geez.

You know that's Loki you should know people with disabilities right? Yeah. Are you ready for the next one? This is also for Billy, but I'll promise I'll get more. It was just right under it. Listening to Billy,

read off his fact sheet every episode is the equivalent to that one kid who doesn't know how to read raising his hand every class you know what i i applaud that kid though the kid that's not afraid to fail loudly and repeatedly if you know no red yep so billy did the work he's trying to contribute but sometimes he still you know what it is billy it's the uh i'm going to give the billy triangle you can only have two of the three one tall two normal face three ability to read well you only get you only get two out of three at any given time okay are you ready for the next one this one is for um big tea big tea big time flinched when rico came at him with that can my B, but I got to tag Arian Foster, too, because he was right.

I mean, I for sure didn't, but that's, that's great that that person thinks that. Oh, no, that's fact you did, though. I've never understood the shame in somebody flinching. Yeah, like, just don't take the high noon right on. Oh, watch Kobe and Matt Barnes and you'll see, fam. That people always... That's an altered video, though. That's a bad angle.

Now, even the right angle like that, people flinch in that situation, even though. That was some, that was some. That's like, I think it speaks to Kobe's lack of defensive intensity. He didn't care what was happening on that play. We know, no, no Kobe slender here. Yeah, no, no Kobe slender. I actually, I've actually never seen the other angle.

So that's not fair for me to say that. I think that flinching is just a natural, it's a natural reaction. It's self-preservation. But it's just like, it's just like, like folklore. Like, you know, it's kind of just built over time. It's just like, you flinch, you're a bitch. Like, it's just, you know what I mean? it doesn't mean anything

was it Sanchez who when he lined up at wide receiver flinched at a corner like 15 yards away from him yeah that was song yeah that's what I mean that's when you look horrible let's put on a spectrum like you know like yeah soft and then rational like there's two different there's two different kinds of flinching

there's the Sanchez flinch where like it's the instinctive covering up of internal organs that are important like you know what I'm talking about like when people lift their knee up like towards their other hip like to cover up like there's that kind of flinching but then there's like offensive flinching what's an offensive flinching like a reaction to the movement in directly uh meeting it with an opposite interaction boxing is the word you're looking for billy sounds like dale brown right now yeah you need to counter the aggression with a step that you can

take it might be one attacker it could be two attackers it might be those animals it might be three attackers but sometimes in the moment you need to make sure that you are taking care of what you have to take care of in order to survive against an assailant or an attacker or someone who wishes you harm in that moment i tell you that's a guy i'd like to have reading mean tweets because when he impersonates his haters he goes to an interesting place we can all agree that there's one person

that he was mad about right and that he was doing that he was just trying to do an impression of that one person so all right you could tell Aryan and Coley that Billy says 2 plus 2 equals 4

and they would say it equals 5 and then they would actually believe themselves and then someone replied because Billy found it equal 4 on a Reddit thread and looks no further into it. I think that's a very accurate assessment of the dynamic occasionally. Nah, I don't. That's that. I agree with Aryan. Billy has been proven. When Billy gets into smart mode, he's been proven correct on a couple

things that, well, here's what it is. It always sounds wrong what Billy says. If Billy were to say two plus two equals four, he would say it in such a way where you're like, you would call cap on it because he's it's analogous you'd be like two plus two like basically is four and then that makes you smell blood in the water and you're like wait a second billy and most most of the time when you smell blood in the water and billy's facts there's there's some chum in there's something bleeding we're chumming we're chum in the water there's yeah he's probably wrong about something but occasionally he's not occasionally he's correct about it i do like i do like making billy show his sources more than him just spouting off.

Because he does like to present a lot of things as fact. But like to your, you're basically saying like, listen, Ben Simmons has hit threes before. We've seen it. Like that doesn't mean he's shooting a high percentage. Right. Right. I don't know.

I would like the receipts on that one. Give me the receipt. If anybody that they're listening, give me the receipts on something that I call cap on from Billy and Billy was right. I can do one off the top of my head where maybe both. sides share a little bit of the blame and it don't centrist me don't centrist yeah no there are many fine people on both sides of this argument and it was when billy was talking about uh soviet brutalism in the architecture yeah so there it's true that

there are many examples of nice buildings in in russia like the cathedral like the kremlin itself like uh the square was that red square i believe they call it there's some nice buildings there um By and large, the architecture in Russia is, it's rather plain for the most part. There are some examples to the contrary. There are some nice old places. But Billy, Billy wasn't completely wrong about all that. Fair. I'll take it, I guess.

Okay. Next one. The thing is, honestly, it's what happens is I get caught in things I had no plans of talking about. and I didn't really prepare how to argue it. And then he's got to defend him. Then I got to defend it. And it's like I'm totally unprepared. That's my point.

You do not. Yeah, you don't have to defend it. You could just be like, you know what? I'm going to look it up a little later and I'll come back on the next episode or what chap about it. No, you just go hard. Things that are cemented in my head that like guard my, like help determine my worldview. And I don't understand why I believe them. But for some reason, I know it's true.

You do that a lot with like your pronunciation of words Yeah I double down like no I didn't say that We're like fam we all just heard you say it And let's just keep on That's like yeah I'll always push back on people speaking in Definitives which Billy does almost exclusively

Yeah Fair But I'm I'm open I'm open if anybody wants to give me the receipts I admit up these days coli looks a little too much like the toy collector guy from Toy Story 2 yeah I'd love that when night a legend who is it I don't know I know to sir to remember his character um the guy all the way fat guy bald a real weirdo and he fucks with the toys

Cole you're I think he just sells them ha ha ha ha remember he puts Woody on like the thing to like take stuffing out of him or whatever yeah and then he he sews it does he dress his name is out his name is al mc wigan yes yeah he's on like a famous video is like i got to go all the way to work on a saturday and he just like drives across the street yeah that's him that's him okay i think that's i think they're doing irish american stereotypes on you coli yeah yeah i think that's a little that's a little problematic especially this time of year al mcwiggin yeah that is uh I could see Coley's alias being Al McWigan That's a fire name

I mean keep it a band That's a fire little name Dude you know what's a sick name There's a bar right near me called McSwiggins And it's my favorite spot That's pretty cool too Good place Um

Okay this one's for Avery Everyone always says Billy this big T that But Avery comes in with some of the worst takes Out of nowhere He's shooting under 40% and I'd bet a car on it Wow I've been a car. Where's it?

I mean, let's hear, that's a listener. I'd like to know the takes that are bad. I don't think you have a time. Minutes ago, you said,

you said, you said, you said, never seen it. Oh, yeah. There's two right there. All right.

All right. All right. All right. All right. It's true. It's a longstanding class. It's a longstanding clash.

No. It built DreamWorks is a studio. Like, DreamWorks does not exist without a track. Okay. But in terms of DreamWorks movies now,

it's not even close to the top five. Maybe not in the top 10. I mean, my Jeep. When was the last time that you saw dramatically? Maybe like a year or two ago. Do I need to watch it again, is what you're saying? I think it wouldn't hurt. We know nobody watches movies on this damn podcast.

Ari, you love to say corny. I think Shrek's corny, man. I could be. I could. You know, I'll run it back. I'll run it back with you. I just think it's a corny movie. Oh, I just looked up.

I looked up Al McGuigan. That's one of the guys that goes viral. every time they say like all podcasts are made of the same three guys. Also time out, 40% is not a bad shooting percentage. I don't know where that's coming from three. From the field, it's not good. Yeah. From three. From three.

Are you saying you sitting behind a three point line? He's only watching deep fans. He's not coming in and he's not attacking the rim. That's all I'm good for. He's a three point shooter. He's just a specialist. He comes in. That's all I'm good for. maybe like a couple rebounds he's Danny Green I was gonna give him

Kyle Forover I don't All right I'll take that Yeah those are good Top shooter all time You're not you're not on Corver level Okay Let's pull it with the I love Avery's one of my favorite people

Knockout Corver Okay Ready This one is Just simply ready player one was not a good movie damn that's the worst one that's a bad take is a very good movie the same take right there's pretty good

I was the first one to watch it fuck you I'm just joking family I'm just joking family no it's just a horrible tweet whoever tweeted that block them no block them don't really black ones get them out of it report them find you on truth social oh can we look up and figure out why Aryan was

by rap sheet? Yeah. Nobody knows. I tweeted it and no one had any answers for me. Could you get him on this show? I can ask him, yeah. Yeah, we need to know. It's just, wow.

Because somebody actually, somebody actually has, somebody actually, oh, you have his number? I don't think I do. Let me see. Somebody, somebody underneath that tweet put like the receipts that he used to interact. I didn't ever follow them, but like he used to interact with me like, which is like, little cute stuff, right? But then all of a sudden, like, I don't know. or what I did. I don't know. I know I'm super left

so I probably revs a lot of people wrong way, but but being a being an athlete, it's funny that you're blocked by someone whose whole job is knowing what athlete's like. Seems like even if he didn't like you personally not someone you should block maybe mute. I'm definitely mutable. I don't know

if I'm blockable though. You know what I mean? I'm mutable. I get that. Yeah. I can get if I don't understand blocking someone you don't know unless they like tweet at you something. and I have never I never tweeted to my knowledge so I was reading an article on you I forget where it was Aryan but back in the early days of Twitter a lot of people knew you for cursing a lot on Twitter I feel well see back back in those days like you know how everybody's personality

just kind of flies yeah like that wasn't really prevalent back then you it was like super like you were still yeah remember athletes before social media it was like that on social media and then we kind of broke i don't think we but i was i was definitely amongst the ilk of like getting your toes wet to really know athletes on a on a personal level and so like yeah so like i was i showed a little more personality than was normal on social media um i'm not being critical or anything i just read that somewhere and i found that surprising just like as someone who's like grown up in a later form of social media where everyone's just letting it loose. So I could see you, I could see

you like being just like this guy, this fucking guy is like about Rappaport. It's like saying something stupid. Sometimes. Sometimes people send me some of my old tweets. I'm like, oh, that's kind of corny. Like, because I was like still trying to be me, but still trying to

be politically correct. So I was like, yeah, I get it. I just don't understand him. Like, I don't know what I did to him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm reading his tweets. right now and they're all like none of them are negative they're very complimentary towards you right now

but he also does block Nick Adams USA so you're in good company area this is a good one Aaron Foster haven't been strictly vegan for over a year tried bacon for the first time and oh my God and then he just wrote confirmed bacon is great

you guys have so much in common yeah that was rap before when was that tweeted so I'm saying it had to be early April 30th, 2014. You had bacon for the first time in 2014? No, no, no. I went vegan back when there were no, like, vegan restaurants.

And so it was like a big, it was like a national news story. Like, everybody skipped Bayliss and Stephen A. Smith was debating it and shit. Like, it was really big. And so I then started to eat again. And that was another story. Bacon for the first time post-vegan. Yeah, post-vegan. Got it.

I remember seeing those, there are still some screenshots floating around out there of Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayliss, and it says on the bottom line, is Arian Foster's veganism a good idea or a bad idea? And they're debating, they're debating what you eat, what one man is putting into their body. That was a wild time, actually. That was a wild time.

Slow news day. PFT looks like he isn't allowed 100 yards from school with hair like that and glasses off. damn that's you know what that's an old mentality educate yourself you sound like you sound like schools all the time no one cares what do they need to be educated on it sounds it just sounds like somebody from the 60s like in a TV show about kids where they're like I don't want you hanging out with that with that boy across the street his hair touches his shoulders um I don't know I don't know

if this one I don't know who this one technically is for I guess or who this would hurt Warren, but someone said, Billy football is the smartest one on the show, in parentheses, I'm hating on everyone but Billy. So I don't know if this is calling Billy dumb. It's kind of both. It's calling... It's like a backhand forehand. Yeah, it's saying...

Snip, snap, snap. It's saying, I can't believe what I'm saying this. But Billy is the smartest one on the show. Yeah. Okay, that makes sense. I actually think that if we all took the SATs right now, Billy would score the highest because he's just out of school. Does he closest to school?

Yeah, he's got all that useless information. clogging up his brain. Like there's one right below it that says Billy is the smartest person on the podcast like Rain Man is the smartest person at the blackjack table. I don't, I didn't see Rain Man, but I used to get called it. I'm not.

He's called Rayman. By my dad. Oh, man. That's even worse. And I don't know. I've never seen Rain Man. I don't get it. Watch it.

Rain Man is, isn't he autistic? He's got a lot of good skills. He's like, he's like really brilliant. but very socially awkward and not so brilliant other areas but like very

I'm not opposed to everyone taking the ACT or SAT I am I think it might be interesting I'd rather You can take him online now Oh yeah I Is that true

I think my brother took one online Or he took APT Is it like trying to do the IQ test online Where it's just like you can cheat Yeah no no no If we did it I would want to do it like for real Like sign up to go take the ACT The ACT

He's a lot easier. Four hours. Do either one. Four hours, 8 a. m. to noon on a Saturday afternoon. Can we have someone, or I guess they wouldn't let us

film that, huh? I would rather go to church with you, BT. I'd rather go to church with you. We can do that too. That would be, not two,

just only. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing the ACT. Yes, that's what I meant in lieu of. Hit the ACT and then a quick two hours. Do you remember those thick-ass books? Like,

I literally did six of them. And, like, I'm just saying, like, bad flashbacks. Yeah. Yeah. I had an ACT prep class and an SAT prep class. And it was just one of the worst times. And, like, I remember them, it could be different now, but when I was taking the SATs, they were saying, answering all the questions isn't good.

They were saying that you should skip some. And there was, there was like a certain, you know, pattern for it. And I'm not you see, right? No, no, this is the SATs. You used to get, you used to get penalized if you answered wrong for guessing, so I wanted to make no one guess. Thank God my year, the SAT was new. So you could take the ACT and the ACT is notoriously less literary. And I was always more of a quant person. And I just, there was just one reading section. I just remember just like drilling grammar in. ploo per like and goddamn like what are they even called i forget what they're even called anymore this not the stanzas anyway get back to me what are they called paragraphs no when you're like this sentence has two not never mind yeah anyways um okay um okay big

Take tea is the reason Freddie Freeman didn't resign. Is that supposed, uh, we got a player who might be better for two years longer and $20 million. Wow. Look at this guy. That's not exactly hurtful. Damn, you turn your back on your goat so quickly, that's sad. Well, listen. Clause it.

Clause. Okay. This is and Mrs. Clause. Okay. I hated clauses. I love this guy. I love him Yeah, but Big T, what about that?

What about the fact that you You just won a World Series with the guy He delivered you from all the years Of being a miserable Braves fan And then he's gone for, what, two days And you're already like throwing dirt on him Spitting on his corpse Listen, you can go read what I said

Two months ago when it was like rumored That we talked to Matt Olson That was a better option. Freddie is all I will Freddy should have his number retired in Atlanta Nobody should ever wear number five again. I hope he, you know, goes to the Red Sox instead of the Dodgers and like never, we never have to, you know, play him in the playoffs or something. Great Brave should have his number

retired. We got an incredible deal on a 28-year-old who is one of the top three first basement in baseball. Like, it was a good deal. And we still have more money to spend like we got Eddie Rosario today. We got Colin McHugh. Like, we got the better deal. Okay. Just sad. Big T. It is sad. It is sad. It is sad. for the logo you don't root for the for the men themselves that's correct that's correct i want whoever's on the atlanta braves to be the best and if freddie's not on the atlanta braves anymore like is what it is damn shrewd shrewd businessman big t world series champion big t that's correct don't ever forget that shit i will

SEC Tournament Champion also Oh, I got them going to the finals, dog Let's go. Let's go. Did everybody do the bracket? Yeah. I got to do mine today. I noticed you didn't say you have them winning the finals.

No, I got them getting taken out by Gonzaga. So you and I actually have the same national championship game then. That's fire. But not the same champion. Correct. I've actually seen several people with the Tennessee Gonzaga National Championship game. who aren't Tennessee fans. Yeah, I got, I got North Carolina going, I think, to the Elite 8, though.

But that's just off a nostalgia. I love their colors. Admittedly, haven't watched one basketball game in maybe four years, college-wise. And so, like, I'm thinking, like, when I see the teams, I'm, like, thinking, like, who would win in football. But you also don't watch. Yeah, when I was in. When I was in school. No, so, North Carolina, when I go to North Carolina, I'm thinking, like, Antoine James and Vince Carter days.

so like in them in my mind they still go win that couple recruiting classes since then all right mad dog uh this one's about me um mad dog is so hard to listen to she has the most basic pop culture taste i've ever seen about as original as baking soda volcano at a science fair i don't know when i bring up pop culture in this thank you for having the courage to read one about yourself of course i think i think that was just purely the taylor swift take honestly oh god damn it okay then i'll then i'll take that also i don't The baking sort of volcano is always a hit. Always.

No, I'm with him on that. That shit is stupid. It's basic, but you know why it's basic? Because everyone likes it. It puts asses. You know, it's better than bacon soda and volcano. Of the bacon soda and, uh, uh, what is it? Vinegar.

Vinegar, vinegar, um, Mentos and Coke is way better. Yeah. We need an update. Look like a volcano though. You have to build the volcano. Uh, it looks like an erupting volcano, man. I mean, if I went back to the Pilgrim times, I'd whip that bad boy out and make them all think I was a witch. I don't think that would in particular for you.

Throw you right off a cliff. That would have some severe unintended consequences for you. Alchemist, Billy Alchemist. Get away from me. I'm a witch. So I'll take that one. But this one's for Aryan. A lot of these are about Arian's taste in movies,

but it's Avatar as a movie about a guy who betrays his entire planet just so he can clap some alien cheeks. That's plagiarized. I've been getting tagged in that meme for a good six months. Is it true? Yeah, absolutely.

But rightfully so. I would betray all y'all in a heartbeat to go get some Avatar tail. You're getting crazy? Are you sexually attracted to avatars? Oh, yeah. Have you watched Avatar porn? No, I think that crazy.

Okay. But like if I was an avatar, like if I had a chance to get an avatar and I was on Pandora, there's no doubt I would, I would definitely, you know, go to the local bar and, huh? You'd plug in? I plug in. Yeah, it's the opportunity. I'll put that little thing, bro. No question.

Have you been to the charge? You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? Everybody needs some tail. Have you been to the Avatar thing at Disney World, Arian? No, but everybody tells me. Everybody knows what tells me about that shit.

You'd flip. Yeah, apparently, I keep getting tagged in this, too. Avatar 2 made, uh, what's the face? I'm a horrible actor named. Zoe Zaldana. Zoe Zaldana made her cry within the first 20 minutes. I don't know if that's cap or not, but I'm just going to believe it to be true. That's fine.

I could mean a lot of things. She's like, I can't believe we've butchered this great series. That's true. No, she was crying from its beauty, she said. It was so beautiful. It's captivating. Hot, hot take, hot tape. I think I know what the plot's going to be.

No, I don't, I don't even want to hear a fake plot. Why are you going to spoil it? Why would you do that? Because I just thought of a great plot for Avatar too. Okay, hit me. Okay. Earth is being destroyed by global warming, whatever, climate is going up and whatever. There's a ton of human refugees.

being taken to Pandora and that's the plot line okay uh and we need them to accept our refugees yeah and now it's like oh how the tables have turned humans not build a wall m um no no are you a nativeist pandoran don't allow a thousand percent no i'm i'm i'm Pandora is. I'm one of the good ones. Let me in. I would definitely. Aryan immigrated legally to Pandora.

I'll go through my process legally. And I would buy it and wait my time and would not cross the border. Okay. Arian's hands are about as good as Billy's research. Both have to apologize to fans the next day. More cap. More cap. the drop percentage on my hands

is very low Billy I think my research is just as good as Aryan's hands that's C, that's captain I think we're pretty equal no

what was the longest what was the longest pass you ever caught like in the air not that you took a screen for 60 but like longest route you ever ran and caught a pass like 30 or 40 something like that

it's not that long 34 yeah you don't your drop person it should be low when you're catching balls in the backfield

I did what I did what I was asked to do but let me ask you this did they ever put you in on Hail Mary packages no it's interesting so here's at best the sixth best option

oh by default yeah but I used to lobby all the time I'm saying I was like yo I got the third best hands on the team. I used to tell my coach that all the time. It was third best hand. Danjo Hopkins.

It was Drey. That's fair. I wasn't thinking that. I wasn't thinking that reason. That's fair. Yeah. Yeah. I used to tell them all the time.

I got the third best hands on the team. And I meant it. And I think I did. I got a head out, guys. All right. Much of love. Bye, Billy. Hit me with one more mean tweet just so I don't skip out on the lashing.

Okay. Okay. I want people to think that I'm running away from the mean tweets Thank you for your courage Yeah, we'll do we'll do a like Can't tell whose parents are more ashamed of them Big T's or Billy footballs My parents love me

Oh man My parents love me Are you parents? Are they Georgia fans My dad's a Missouri fan My mom doesn't care about football Missouri. You sure they're not Georgia fans? Positive.

Okay. I find that it's funny that in that one picture you're wearing the Georgia shirt. Yeah, because my kindergarten teacher was a big Georgia fan. And I was five. She bought you that shirt? No, I'm sure. Your parents bought you the shirt. The teacher would make us, like, do the UGA, like, barking thing.

They were indoctrinating the youth. Yes. Arguably worse than what's going on in our schools today. It's close. You know what I make you say the Pledge of Allegiance and shit? She's crazy. I think a lot of places aren't doing that anymore. Good.

She's dumb. I will say, I'm down with the Pledge of Allegiance, but when I move from Georgia to Tennessee, they also did the National Anthem every morning. I was like, this is too long. This is too long. In Texas, they make you say the Pledge of Allegiance to the United States flag, and also there's a separate pledge that you say every morning to the Texas flag.

I love that. love you love it yeah I want that with with every state really is there a is there a pledge for every state I don't know why would you I'm not pledging to Cuomo why would you ever pledge to to like a state you could just like it different state and so I thought about that pledge allegiance like the word I pledge allegiance to the flag of the like that shit is insane that's that's fucking great

not if you love America I pledge allegiance like yes i do that's that's insane that's you're that's wild it's also weird that it's and to the republic for which it stands i that makes more sense sense to me than pledging allegiance to a flag a flag is just a symbol sure like would you die for a flag okay but obviously you know what the flag is that's the republic for which it stands correct and you do both i just we got it covered? I just don't know why anybody would ever would ever die for a flag piece of cloth. It's a symbol.

Yes. Big T, would you be opposed to a flag redesign? Yes. Even though it's been redesigned. Well, it's kept pretty much the same design. We'd just keep messing with the stars because there are more. Yeah, maybe like, what about this, Big T?

What if you took some of the stripes and then you, but you put them at an angle instead of going straight across, and then you took the stars from the top left and you put the stars inside of the stripes. Yeah, yeah, that was a different flag. Sickening the shit that goes on on this show. You know, it's a very funny flag to me is,

is the, the Gadsden flag? I believe, wait, is it Gadsden? Is the Gadsden flag the come and take it flag? Or is the snake on it? What? No, that's the don't tread up, or is that the same thing? Yeah, they don't tread on me. They don't tread on me.

They don't tread on me. The don't tread on me flag is very funny because the snake, it's a shitty drawing of a snake. And it's all cut up. Yeah, it is the guess it's it's kind of sick though. Yeah, in a way, I just wish that the snake look cooler. That's all I'm saying. Definitely. That's like that's what I have in mind. Just like a more badass snake.

Maybe it's like an eagle coming at a snake like yeah. Yeah, the snake looks I could take that. I would tread on that snake. It looks like a, it looks like a snake like Charlie Brown would encounter. Yes. We got to update it That's funny Last

Coyled and ready to strike That's what it's Last exercise for the show I'm going to pick one Everybody go around the room And it can overlap Everybody could Choose the same one

I'm just interested to see What everyone would pick Okay Oh Yeah this is a hot take This hot taste Ice creams So it's the

Ice cream truck list The ice cream truck list Okay Without even looking at these yet I can already tell you Coley is going to dominate this This feels like something that is Completely in his wheelhouse

You just only get one Billy just I don't know which error this is Billy just goes SpongeBob as the goat The strawberry crunch What do we think the one seat Obviously bomb pop is a one seat

Pop's a one chip witch I would put the Chip witch as a one seed too I would have The Big Dipper is a one seed That's a one seed and then class just classic ice cream sandwich maybe little chocolate at the bottom of cone maybe the chaco taco or no no one seed would be the uh the uh the uh red white and chocolate ice cream sandwich i would say the neapolitan yeah that's not a one that's not a one c i think

classic ice cream sandwich is a one c yeah i think bomb pop is like a default one c though and i don't remember it it it was never it's like a it's a popsicle like these are like these are like Ice cream sandwiches, you know what I mean? Like, there's ice cream sandwiches that it's up against. I think that's nostalgia more than it is actual. I mean, the bomb pop is goaded, though. But I think it's a nostalgia, though. Like, when you put it up against a big dipper or, you know what I'm saying?

Or the little turtle in the bottom right, like, these are real ice cream sandwiches. Like, it can't compete. I mean, nothing on here is bad. I agree with Coley, the two ball screwball is probably the most slept on one on that list. Actually, I take that back a couple things on here are bad. The character things with the gumballs, those are bad. No. They taste bad.

I was going to be those. That's a sleeper dog. They taste bad. The gumb balls are gross. Not taste bad. The Ninja Turtle one. The Ninja Turtle one is awesome. Yeah, the Ninja Turtle and the Sonic.

Those are way better than the sponge. Are there still ice cream trucks? Oh, yeah. I'm in the suburbs. I haven't seen an ice cream truck in fucking decades. What do you guys think about the chaco taco taco? I like a chocolate. I love it.

I love a chocolate. I think it's actually never gave it to run. I never got overrated. It's not overrated, Coley. It doesn't, much like it, the, it's, it's natural form of the taco. It doesn't maintain its structural integrity, which with a regular taco, not as big of a problem with dripping ice cream on a hot summer day, big problem. Okay, so if, if it's like a hundred degrees outside and I'm eating the chaco taco on like the asphalt, yes, I agree, could get messy. But usually that's not what I'm doing with the chat.

it's a fucking chocolate ice cream taco it's genius I agree I think it's one of those things where the A great rhyme scheme like that helps tremendous marketing it looks great I just don't know that like bite for bite

it goes up against even like the Sunday crunch bar I'd take a Sunday crunch bar over that for sure my final answer Oh those are five they turn to they definitely no those are incredible I think my final answer in this one

is going to be I do love the bomb pop I really do Wow you're basic It's classic but it's it's a classic for a reason You also get three different flavors And it reminds me the 4th of July It's just colored different flavors

No it's different flavors Yeah different flavors How are you saying those are different flavors But the Ninja Turtle and the Sonic taste the same to you? I don't don't recall having like all of those. I don't know if they taste the same. I know I've had the SpongeBob and Spider-Man and they just don't taste good.

Did you guys say the Ninja Turtle? And I definitely had a Tweety before too. Yeah, the tweeties are good. The eyes were never where they're supposed to be, but they're good. It's such a slide down after my answer. I'm a, I'm a cream sickle man myself. That's a good choice. Love the orange. It's so good. See, I think the cream sickles a better soda than ice cream. I can't argue with that, but it's still good. I'm going to have to go. My final answer is the big dipper.

That's just with the little chocolate at the bottom of a cone. Like, come on. Yeah, that's always a little treat to finish it off. They make those, like you can buy the cones. Oh, you would love that. No free ads. We can bleep this out. It's called muddy bites.

Oh, those are so good. They are unbelievable. You can order bags of, it's just the little bit of the end of the cone filled with chocolate. See, that's too much. They come in a bag. No, they're the perfect. It's not even it's too much. It's the treat at the end of the ice cream.

That's what makes it. No, you have to treat all year long, brother. I'm telling you. I can do it with the full ice cream, too. I'm a grown man. And also, you always have that like little drop of vanilla that's at the bottom when you bite into it. Yeah, that's what really, I think you got to do the work. Yeah, you're eating the cereal without pouring the milk in.

I do eat cereal dry. This is, I don't. This is the problem with today's generation, like big tea. chips you want everything handed to you big tea you don't want to have to work you don't work for it oh yeah that's me uh no area i do sit there i play video games and just eat fruity pebbles like out of the box hey i'm gonna say this to you as a friend man i think you can get away with that now but in about five 10 years it's gonna cause you some problems my brother i i don't do it often i'm just saying when i eat cereal dry oh okay i thought this was like a thing like you just

no make it seem like it was every night no It's not every night. As an example of when I eat cereal dry. So, hold on. Did you put it in a bowl? You just reaching a bag. No, literally just in the box. Mad Dog, who you at?

The strawberry crunch. That's a good one. That was my second. My only problem with that one is that was more of a cafeteria thing for me. That was school lunchtime. I would get one of those. Yeah, that's, see, in my brain, that's like I get them in school and in the summer year round.

Okay. Was it a thing at y'all's school that if somebody, like you know you could have parents or like grandparents come eat lunch with you or whatever that they had to buy the whole class ice cream that was like a big thing in my school because it was 50 cents so like for the class it goes you like 10 bucks no that would have been a great way to keep parents out of my school yeah I mean it wasn't a rule it was just it was it was an it's an understanding it may have happened once or twice I don't recall it being like a common thing or it was it was the best when somebody's like dad would come eat lunch with them the best

oh no we would just have it where it's like if you if your parents came for lunch like you got McDonald's like you would come in with the McDonald's bag everyone doctor trip yeah everyone knew it was up coley did you say yours yet no I mean it there's there's a lot of strength on the board but I do think bite for bite like the chip which is truly the most elite on here it's got everything that was my truly has everything with cookies like a little soft especially around the edges oh man I was going to to say not like the like the complete frozen version it just needs to be slightly melted a little bit like the ice cream needs to be almost like a soft serve consistency yeah we had one in my high school

where it was like diffusing a bomb trying to open it i think herschies might have made it you had to like peel off the top and then there was like a little cut out hole on the bottom that you had to like push it up out of and that one that one was incredible i've been searching for that high for 20 years now. Did you guys hear White Sox Dave the other day when he was talking about M&M's? And he said one thing that people don't realize about M&M's is that even though they're different colors, they're all the same flavor. That's another brain we need to have on this show.

And everyone was like what everybody knows that, Dave. Now, Skittles are supposedly the same flavor. No, wait, no, they're different. No. That's that I'm not saying that I think that, but there are reports there are no reports are fake news that's because no one eats Skittles one by one. So everyone feels like it's just like that whatever that total taste is is the taste of all of them individually. Right. Right. They just brought lime back. But I would like to know the one person out there that thinks that M&Ms are different flavors. You just talk. You just referenced them. No. Well, he was saying that he he realized that fact and that a lot of people don't know it. Like he just. covered that. So I don't know. I don't know. Unique brain. We need to have Chief and White Sox, Dave, on an episode. Let's get Chief on first. Yeah. He's into the Chicago world. Yeah. Let's get Chief on. I would love to have Chief. He actually

told me, so I did their draft last week. Right. And he told me, he was like, hey, I don't know if you're aware of this or not, but Billy Football just invited me on for Monday's show for macro dosing. Yeah. And I was like, well, Um, I would love to have you on at some point, but I don't know why Billy invited you on this monolately for, for this show, unless we're doing something like specific to something that you know about. So I did tell him though, the, the invitation is legit. We will have him on. I would love to have chief on. Of course. It's Billy's show. He runs it. We all know this. Smartest guy in room. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Got a 34 on his ACT. I have no idea when I got on the

I think I got like a 90s more important in the south I think more states do that as the default in the self yeah I took the ACT not the SAT yeah that's what I took that's so much better and I remember halfway through thinking fuck this shit I can't it doesn't make sense the SAT just penalizes you for wrong answers I don't think that's the case anymore is it actually That makes a ton of sense. Well, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't phrase it right. It penalized you more for answering.

I should get some points for this. I missed the fuck out of this. I gave it my best. I gave it a shot. An incorrect answer was penalized more than leaving it blank. Right. You get, you get more off. I know for a fact, at least when I was doing it in like 06 and 07, they told us like,

if you're running out of time, just fill it out. because that's better than leaving it blank that was i don't know but it was it was a thing at some point on one of the tests i'm not entirely sure ac t you get no penalty you can fill it whatever you want and you get no penalty but i do remember the s at you get like minus certain for certain questions for leaving it blank yeah i was off that you all right man we're going to end with one more PFT deserves Carson Wentz That's fucking

Wow No no Yes thank you Thank you I do It's like a tick in your brain You gotta remind yourself That you're on the Carson Wentz train It really is conversion therapy at this point

It absolutely like last night When I saw that Baker Mayfield is Probably not going to be in Cleveland anymore Sorry about that mad dog Oh whatever I saw that and I immediately Reverted right back to my old ways I was like, yes, give me Baker Mayfield.

Absolutely make it happen. I would love that Baker Mayfield. Trade Carson wins for Baker Mayfield. No, you don't. But I don't. No, I do. I definitely do. But then I had to remind myself, wait a second.

You already got your guy. Carson Went's best quarterback when it's 73 degrees outside. I was talking to somebody about this this morning. If the Falcons get to Sean Watson and then when he inevitably does not win a Super Bowl because the Falcons will never win a Super Bowl. Has a team ever had discounting the one year between. Vic and Ryan three quarterbacks in a row like that good that haven't like been awesome huh was Michael Vic ever MVP no he was an MVP the closest was the year he had in

Philadelphia and they just simply would not give it to him yeah right I mean that's a pretty good run of three good quarterbacks who is who isn't green big Diego heard now LA yeah going from breeze to rivers to now Herbert I think so yeah Breeze wasn't Herbert we don't know breeze wasn't no great he's he seems like he's gonna be very good he's yeah Herbert at this point has proven more than Breeze did at this point in his career but Breeze is the last year in in San Diego was good um trying to think well it's like the obviously the Colts won one one but them going from Peyton to luck

in only getting, even the Packers, and obviously this isn't what you asked, but the Packers only getting two out of five in Rogers is, I think, worse than what you're saying. I mean, you could also... No, it's not. You could also say Drew Bledso, Tom Brady, and Mack Jones, and just Tom Brady's

greatness elevates them so much that they would be in the conversation. Yeah. But like, no, but like the whole thing was and won nothing. And one nothing. Like they obviously for sure. Yeah. A ton of Super Bowls. Bledsoe, I feel bad for Bledso because he was like number one overall pick really fucking good and then

he was just murdered on the field and everyone just thinks he's like rubbish now Peyton Manning Andrew Luck, Philip Rivers that's a pretty good run only one Super Bowl yeah but Rivers obviously The Falcons would have had all these guys for like

a decade each I guess Vic didn't go that long But by the way, they did give him He won comeback player of the year in 2010 So they did give him some award I'm trying to think anybody cares Yeah, comeback player of the year Means you were

You were probably injured Horribly injured Well Ryan Tannahill got it just from Sucking and then not sucking as much anymore He was my favorite one to win it Because everyone else has at least like an ACL And Ryan Tannhill was bad.

You were bad, and now you're not as bad. The Marino played for the dolphins 20 years and didn't. That's tough. Obviously, it's not passing the baton to anyone, but it's fucking tough. So, Big T, I'll let you in on just a little secret that I've got cooking right now, via my sources. What's that? Ooh. I have, so I'm starting to get ahead of the Photoshop game for when players change teams to get my illustrations going.

You're great at it. I've, thank you. I've started my illustration for Matt Ryan because I think Matt Ryan might be on the move. If, I mean, if we get to Sean, yeah, he's going somewhere. And I think I've already made the illustration. Is it for, I think I have a guess is what team is. It's not Houston. It's not Houston. It's not the one that I talked to you about the other day either. What, Cleveland? It's not Cleveland.

No, he's not going to do. Indianapolis. Bingo Coley. Jaguars. Yeah, that makes sense. Bingo Coley. at this illustration ready to fire the second it happens he's wearing a colts uniform and then arthur blank is looking at him but i also turned arthur blank into jim ursa on the sideline that's good

so um that's as first reported by me so we we get picks from them turn around trade those picks to houston in addition to a couple of our own that's what i'm that's what my sources have indicated but it's I should say it's all predicated on whether or not to Sean Jackson wants to play for the Falcons oh yeah excuse me I mean I think he does yeah I think he does yeah I think he Falcons ball boy I think he might so if he plays if he decides that that's where he wants to go I think in that case Matt Ryan would go to the Colts interesting I wouldn't you might want to get another Photoshop just in case that I wouldn't

rule out the dolphins either oh oh what would two do I don't think I thought I thought they already, I thought the owner already was like, we're riding with Tula. Well, what do you want to say? I mean, he said that as he was in negotiations with Tom Brady to come play for him and bring another coach along too. Got you, got you. To Anon's going to hunt you down for that. I also don't think Matt Ryan, he doesn't have the swag necessary to wear the Dolphins uniform. He'd look weird in that teal, wouldn't he?

Yeah, I don't disagree. It's a tough color to pull off for. certain complexions I think I feel it looks weird in like the gradient Falcons unit everyone looks weird

in the fucking gradient falcons Those have grown on me tremendously They're not great Which ones They the top is red In the bottom of black

But it's not just like It's not red jersey black pants Like the bottom half of the jersey is also black Yeah it's Oh no that's ass That's what I thought when I first saw

it too but after i've watched it for a couple years it's not as bad yeah you just got used to it's one of the worst it's like one of them jones that like you see in movies where they can't get the rights to to the names of the league and so like it's like the the Cincinnati foreigners or you know there's whatever track what a name a great name i wish i wish when the indians were becoming something new they just picked foreigners they're just like you know what you said we couldn't be the indians anymore they should get an NBA team and it should be like all the euro players the Cincinnati foreigners that team would win the league yeah I mean they'd be pretty fucking good if they're exclusively got every foreigner yeah they'd be pretty fucking so your your five

would be donchitz yonis I'm a patriot when it comes to this right here I'm a patron on this one yeah I'm a big T's supposed to be on this on this one. I'm going you. I'm going USA Bound team, dog. Give me. Who are your other two? I mean, those three right there. Bede's coming off the fucking bench, dude.

Like this is a fucking good team. Yeah, Bede, Gallinari. Oh, Galaunari. He's having a good season. Kyrie. Ben Simmons. Wait, they're Australian. Where's the Australian?

They're Australian. They're Australian. When you say where you're from, what does that mean to you are? where you were born where you were born i actually don't know ben simmons is like legit australia right i don't think he has an australian accent ben simmons is australian i think he kind of does

stephen adams would be on that team i don't even know if stephen i was making the team if we're going to be joach i don't know i say his name joach yokech and b jianis nah he ain't making a squad yeah i don't he might be in a suit but yeah i would have him on for morale

nah you ain't going four deep centers dog bring back Janice Donchik with Embed coming off the bench just dunking your backup center

through the floor every trip down like this is a tough team a tough team to play with who's the best Canadian RJ Barrett yeah probably not

Andrew Wiggins coming off the bench All-Star Andrew Wiggins oh yeah Wiggins might be better than Barrett I didn't even know RJ Barrett was from

Canada, man. Oh, yeah. Canada, the hot take five years ago was that Canada was going to start thumping Team USA in the Olympics and Canada still can't qualify for the Olympics. So that's tough. Lou Dors.

Lou Dort at shooting guard. Lugens? Yeah. Lugent's Dort. He's from Montreal. I mean, Shay, She's Canadian too. Yeah, honestly, I think that they would, I think that a team

of foreigners would win the NBA championship. Smakos. And the NBA I don't think so I respect Aryan's take on this and I love it that he's finally coming around on the US of A but yeah

this team is rather disgusting I'm straight by it's a good fucking team let me put my squad together hold on man of Americans hold on y'all ain't giving me carrie drill no you know I can't we're playing the games are going to be played

in Brooklyn so he He's not allowed. He can watch. If we're just building a team of Americans, yeah, I'm going to take the American team. I thought we were submitting this team as, like, Team 31 into the NBA. Yeah, if it's the Cincinnati foreigners. I thought, I thought that was what we're talking about.

We was talking about the Cincinnati foreigners will whoop a super team of the. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's what I was like. It's close. Well, it's, yeah, I think it would be in a game. It would be, yeah, I think this would be actually a good game. I would as Billy likes I would like to see that all right

Kyrie can referee the game so he can be on the court but he's he's not a lot that is legitimately silly we should actually do this at the Olympics like we play the whole basketball tournament through we win it obviously and then we let a conglomerate of all the other countries put their best players against us and then we play that game one of my favorite games to watch

is I will wear flag draws for that day let's go The Nike Hoop Summit, which is USA versus the world, all like 18 year olds. That's the Dante Exum game where everyone started calling him young Kobe. Didn't quite pan out that way, but it happened. It's good to just- That's just y'all calling Booker, and I'm still not seeing it. It's, you've lived a good life.

I don't care what else you do after it. If somebody calls you like, either like Young Kobe or Young LeBron or whatever, you're in a good place just to get that moment. Harold Minor, baby Jordan. Baby Jordan, that's right. Yep, minor. Or if you're like the LeBron stopper.

Well, that was the Kobe stopper first. Yep, that's true. Then it moves to the road. Please don't forget if it weren't for the disgusting actions of the New York Police Department, Tabo Cephalosha would have played in the 2015 Eastern Conference Finals and we would have won. He was the LeBron Stopper.

Sick now. Homo Settaloia used to play in Air Force One. I find it hard. to believe he was going to step up with all the chips on the line. Maybe the best defender in the NBA that season. Big team. And Aaron Foster have switched bodies like Freaky Friday for this episode. It was disgusting what they did.

It was objectively. Yes. No, it legit was. He won a lawsuit for like millions of dollars. Oh, yeah. I think I'm more in that lawsuit than he did like in any single year of his NBA career. Probably, yeah. Him and Perra Antich.

Don't forget the year Perraintech had that season. I promise you I'll forget about the year. all right guys that was nanodosing thank you for listening we'll see you on Tuesday for another sort of macrodosing we love you guys have a great weekend