Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: National Signing Day

Episode Date: December 16, 2021

On today's episode of Nanodosing (Snackrodosing, Minidosing, Lil' Macro, etc.), the crew talks about Deion Sanders landing the #1 player in college football on National Signing Day. Make sure to tune into Macrodosing, every Tuesday at 7am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. So welcome back to macrodosing, the official podcast of Barcelona Sports, which is the official ruiner of college football. We destroyed the sport. Congratulations to us. Sorry if you're a college football fan, but the sport doesn't exist more. Pretty cool to be part of, honestly. Yeah, I'd rather be on the winning side. So Big T, you are probably the person on this podcast besides Arian.

No, I'll just go ahead and say, you probably are more into recruiting than anybody. You're like your recruiting guy, which is, I love recruiting guys. That is your Christmas. Yeah, I'm not like, like in March I'm not following, but once when, you know, a month before signing day, I start to, I start to look into stuff. But anyway, Arian, so Arian didn't know what happened. the number one player in the country had been committed to Florida State since last March and this morning

well yesterday Dion Sanders went on the pro football football show that they were taping and said we're going to shock the country on National Signing Day and he told them to put that out on social before the show came out and when I saw that as I was racking my brain I was like I mean maybe they get like a four star or something he got the number one player in the country

Travis Hunter to flip from Florida State to Jackson State What's his position? He played receiver and corner in high school. I think he's going to play corner. No fucking... Go play with Deion, yeah. I'm saying what?

There's no fucking burner. Like, as soon as these kids start waking up that they are the leverage, the whole landscape will change. And I can't wait to burn the whole shit down. They're doing it with basketball, too. I know, was it, Mikey Williams? LeMello did the same shade. He's like, why the fuck I'm going to go play for college when I'm going to go pay to

go pay overseas for a year? Fuck these dudes. Fuck the NCAA. I can't wait to burn it. You know a little meme where the little girls watching the house burn behind her? That's me with the NCAA. I can't wait. But the other part of the story was that, oh, my bad, Coley.

But Florida State fans are, go, fight it out to the death, to the death. Yeah, I'll punch you in the mouth. I saw a tweet in the middle of the season, which just speaks to the blue bloods that were like, well, if Cincinnati wanted to be in the top four, they should have been a lot better in 1952. And it's like very funny that like, yeah, teams that were good when none of us were alive or even considered to be alive still have this inside advantage when it comes to scout. Like before we jumped on, I asked Big T. What's stopping Jackson State from going on like an early 2000s Miami style run where they're just getting the best dudes? Like what they have the coach.

And now if you can pay like anyone else can pay, what's really causing it? And it's like they're going to draft out of there. So if the end goal, if you're a college or if you're a high school athlete, you don't really care about the BCS championship. You care about the NFL who gives a shit. Like, yeah, go to Jackson State. Yeah, but I'm a huge fan of this. Because like the whole, the reason why that the team from 1950,

it's just tradition. It's like, it's people are just used to seeing this shit. Like, it's good. You got to go to like, you see that. I say somebody, some, some coach who's made millions of dollars. has said, he tweeted, I guess, some old lineman, the whole line's getting like 50K a year or something like that. And he's like, this is ridiculous working families. You know who it was.

You know who it was. It was Gene Chiswick who paid Lord knows how much money to Cam Newton under the table to get him to go to Auburn. And that's the only reason he was ever worth a shit as a coach ever. Not only did Gene Chiswick pay Cam Newton, which is good. That's fine. I like that. but he is also the buyout king of college football. I think he's gotten paid something like $15 million to get fired

to not coach anymore. So now to his credit, if I'm going to be taking financial advice or money management advice from anybody in college football, it's probably from the guy that gets paid to not work. That guy knows of shit. Coach O's getting his bag now. I think he got 17 to get fired.

Coach O, yeah. I mean, if you win a national champion, then you're just set for life. That's like, that's the beginning of that, the down part of the road. They actually are the exact same coach now that I think about it. Well, Coach O is like an actual human being. Gene Chiswick is like a robot, his sweater vest. Yeah.

Does Coach have a better career record? I'm sure. Is he over 500? I know Chiswick isn't. Oh, yeah. Well, he was terrible at Ole Miss. For sure. But everywhere else he went, he would just come in interim.

rack up wins to end a year and then go somewhere else he's 67 and 47 but he was there we go uh 10 and 27 at Ole Miss yeah Billy did you ever get recruited uh not by like FBS teams what was the best school that recruited you University of Buffalo that's an FBS team yeah but like it wasn't it wasn't real like a like a non-committable thing yeah cool mac they came they came to the school talked about coming to the camp yeah it was like what was the best school that you got an offer from actually didn't get any d1 offers what was the best school that you got an offer from the one i went to okay well i mean i never really pursued some of them because i just knew i was going

for like the academics long story yeah what about you what's the best what's the best school that offered you Tennessee I don't know I depends on what you mean my best man what you mean like well you got an offer from the best school so and you went there um I mean yeah Tennessee was the top program um let's see I don't know Oklahoma I think Texas did too um all the the West Coast Schools except for the USC. Yeah, didn't you say Oregon? Oregon, Oregon State, yeah. Was Oregon good?

Yeah, they were as good as they were now, but they were good. Did you guys, like, Big T, I assume you know, PFT, how many years did Chip Kelly coach at Oregon? This was shocking information when I saw it. Only like six or seven, I think. Four, as long as you might think. Four. Four? Four?

Yeah. Yeah, I actually. Coley, when they, when... No, but he was a coordinator there, too. He was, but that was only for a year, I think. Yeah. Yeah, when the rumor came out that Oregon wanted to talk to him again, and I went back and looked, I was shocked, too.

I didn't know it was that short. And that he went to the national title, I think, in his second year. I would have guessed 15 years. Like, it just felt like he was there forever. Yeah. And no, four. Yeah. I can't wait till the schools realized that they can just dilute the coach's salary.

and disperse that onto the players that they're recruiting i can't wait oh my god i well they won't even have to now because all these businesses are just giving money to kids like i'm with it yeah no it's great like every office of five minute texas just gets 50 grand now like good so what what is the future like you know we get 10 years down the line what does college football now look like with the future is that it's it's going to get shut down because uh the 24 7 null's message board is going to is going to put us in jail for human trafficking. We're no different from Wayfair at this point. So it was nice to know you guys.

I just had some guy tell me on Twitter that I'm going to jail. What did Barstall do? I don't understand. Do they think we're paying this kid? Nothing. Dion has a connection with Barstool. So the logical leap that the Florida state fans have made is that we are paying Travis Hunter to go to Jackson State.

it would make more sense if we made Travis Hunter go to like Michigan because of Dave because like then Dave was like that there's such a reach there well that's yes it is a reach it's what they do but even the I so I watched yeah I mean they just got dealt our connection is terrible um but yeah I'm I'm super deliberate when when Travis was committing I turned it on and I'd watched um the feed of the floor Florida State 24-7 guys watching him commit and those guys are like supposed to be members of the media and they were in shambles. I mean, they were one of the kids, they're like panning because they that his school had four or five other guys that were going D-once. They had them all at a table

and they're panning across and they passed Hunter and one of the 24-7 guys goes, yeah, I bet you are smiling. And I was like, oh my God, like you're supposed to be a media member. it's it's crazy how mad they get at at kids like 18 year old kids that are just deciding where to go to school so that their lives can improve that's it it's like if you have this immense talent as a 17 year old and you're like yeah I'm going to go to florida state that sounds like a good idea good for you good choice but then if you make the decision that hey maybe i can go play for the best cornerback of all time and he can teach me how to maximize my talent so i can make it to the NFL and maybe make a shit little money. Like, what? Who is getting mad at that? Those people, those people deserve to die. I'll say it. They're, they're a net negative on the world if you are hating on a kid and like pissed off at him and being like, yeah, you go, you should smile. Yeah, smile more. Like, fuck that person. You are, you are dragging society down. I agree with a thousand percent. I don't know, not about the die part, but they are not a net positive society. I mean, die.

Jesus. Go into a coma. I don't believe in capital punishment. Maybe like a pinky or something, like, you know. But like, so, so what I, what I noticed during my recruiting and then subsequently was that they used the same tactics to kids that they use, like, to pressure false confessions. So, like, what they, what they would do would, like, the, a troop did this to, oh, shit, cut that out. I coach did that to me at the University of Tennessee. What he did was he, I wasn't committed yet. And he was like, since I was, I was highly recruited, but I wasn't like a five star. He was like, listen, man, he stopped to fill it up.

If you don't commit now, then your spot's going to be gone. And I was like, as a 70-year-old kid, I'm like, well, damn, you know, I want to go here. And he was like, hey, I'm just letting you know if you don't commit by so-and-so time. Like, it is what it is. And I was like, but like later on, I figured out like he was full of shit. He was lying. Like, totally full of shit. And not only that, like, so the other, there was a coach at Oregon.

He was like, when I told him, because I originally committed to Oregon, and then I told him I was going to go to the University of Tennessee, and I think I told the story before, but I called my, I told my dad where I wanted to do, and he was like, son be a man to let him know because you committed. And I was like, all right, bad. So I called the head coach and I was going to let you know, I'm going to go into Tennessee.

And he was like, man, listen there, you're going to piss a lot of people off by doing this. And I was like, damn, fuck you. Like, what are you talking about? Grown-ass man talking to me like that. It's just weird. It's the whole dynamic of that shit is just super recording. To the best of my recollection, I only ever got mad at one recruit.

It was Quay Walker. He currently plays at the University of Georgia, and he took a Tennessee hat. He actually did what Travis Hunter did today, and I loved it, but I hated when it was against UT. He takes the UT hat. He puts it on and left it on for like 10 seconds. And everyone, they were like, oh, he's going to Tennessee. He takes it off and threw it as the furthest I've ever seen anything thrown in my life and unzips his jacket. and he was wearing a UGA shirt

and he was from Georgia the place went fucking bananas and I was like I hate him to this day. Today the Hunter kid just threw the Georgia hat on the desk for really no reason like there was never really any link to him in Georgia. He was in Georgia. Yeah, he's just from Georgia.

Yeah. Well, so yeah. Well, he's in a room full of people from Georgia. He takes the Georgia hat, puts it on. Frisbee's it in the outer space and the place goes bananas. Yeah. Was it your full? Was it your family? Emily was in this room big thing?

Like how did that make Georgians love that? Well, poor Auburn, he had Florida State, Georgia, and Auburn on the table. I think he had been linked to UGA at one point. I'd never heard anything about Auburn. But he put the UGA and the Florida State hats on before he took them off. Auburn, he just discarded totally from the beginning. They didn't even get a fake out. There is, and I think it was one of the ringer guys.

Like, there is a science to just what type of hat is up there. like and if it's like the the terrible looking fucking not even like snapback just like the really flat hats if it's those like they're not picking that school champ those are my favorite is when somebody's making an announcement and media members will tweet out the table they'll be like the Miami hats in the middle and then and then but if you notice that like one's a Nike hat and the other two are like top of the world or some brand like that like you you can discern pretty quickly but these ceremonies are like it's like the bachelor for dudes watching this and who's going to get the rose it's the exact same thing

I love it I actually I love it for the kids and it's very funny I know I'm like joking a little bit about the guys that deserve to die they don't deserve to die they deserve to I don't know just get like a disease that sticks around for a couple years but they are they are ridiculous human beings and I love watching I love observing them as one would like an animal and his where it's like, oh, look, this guy's really mad at a 17-year-old on Twitter because all his buddies on the message board thought that they attract the plane correctly.

It's so funny. It's the best. It's the only day I really like college sports today because of how mad people get. You got Lane Kiffin talking about. Lane Kiffin seems to be the only coach who, like, understands that this is free agency now. Everyone else is, like, still thinks they're playing by the, old rules like he he's the only d1 coach there's probably others too but he's like the the main one who's like ahead of the curve even a little bit yep earn it all really there's like the funniest

things are the committing videos where they're all edited and super like you have these kids running through like super well produced videos where they're like picking their school and some of them gets sci-fi twist not the actual like a signing day like on the state after school, but some of these guys release hilarious videos. I'm not going to say his name because he got piled on a lot, and I think some of it was unfair. But there was a quarterback who recently played at the University of Tennessee, whose commitment video he did in Times Square. And it was like the most ridiculous shit of all time.

And then he ended up being, he had a checkered career at YouTube. That'd be the funny shit about all of this. and like cats like and you know they're trying to feel good and you know they feel and it is an important decision and all that shit

but it's like the production shit that goes behind it nowadays it's it's fucking hilarious because like you do all this and like you like never play it's just fucking hilarious y'all want to hear some other great news

what's up? Yeah Avatar 2 is done no way it's Jake Sully back they're already working on three, I was actually, I think two and three are actually done. Like, they're done. It's just about him like, you know, James Cameron, his little, you know, that's his baby. So you got to make

sure it's right. But it's done. Like, he needs to go ahead and let this shit fly. I see the images that came out? I saw the images, but more importantly, I, I just heard an interview about James Cameron talking about it. Just tweet me. The images, just tweet me. I understand they're probably not rendered and all that, but. They look like fan art. Look, look, bro. I'm going to get to this Avatar or Slander fan. What's your favorite movie, bro?

Yo, so this is my favorite movie? Yeah, what's your favorite movie? I've got like a three-way tie. I'm a big Snatch guy. I don't know if you've ever seen Snatch. I haven't. It's probably trash. Yeah, it's like trash.

No, no, no, no. So who's here? Every time I do this, I always leave one out and I don't want to right now. Oh, Big Monsters, Inc. Guy. You want to talk pure animation? Love that. didn't get much better than that. What would be three?

Take this very seriously. Oh, clockwork orange. That's an old time. Who wants to hear the synopsis for Avatar too? Yes. Oh, laid on me. Yeah, so this is the... Wait, Billy.

Instead of you just reading it, why don't you copy and paste the synopsis into Google translate into Spanish? and then copy and paste that Spanish back into Google Translate back into English and read like a double translation to see if we can follow along.

Bro, what? I'm just curious to know how that works. Spanish? I've been thinking about that for the last couple of days and I've been wondering if this actually seems like a good place to experiment with it. Should we do Spanish or something like Serbian or Punjabi?

All right, dealer's choice. but you have to tell us what you're doing it in we're doing it into erdu okay who speaks urdu I don't think I've never even heard they the er dudes

actually no let me put this into no I take that one back is it is it Iran I have why are we doing this this is because some of it doesn't translate all right right that's what he's over for okay spanish the official language of pakistan

mm-hmm that would be funniest shit like to read like jesus is like real words like what he actually said and like because the translation is probably way up right i mean that's it goes to show you just like you can't really rely on translations that's why i always feel like a fraud if i read a read a book that was written in a different language right i'm like i'm not even reading this person's okay uh yeah it actually says the so he probably he probably was way more uh uh oh he was version is ass there's no way to survive it's not without it being some kind of yep all right go ahead go ahead buddy okay so it's basically the same as before we translated it but this is the new one jake sully and natiri have started a family and are doing their best to stay

together. However, they must leave their home and explore the regions of Pandora. When ancient threat resurfaces, Jake must wage an uphill war against humans. Again? Of course they come back. You want to colonize. Well, my question is, is Jake

Sully, how is he living there? And is his old human body just like in a closet somewhere? Okay. You didn't, you obviously didn't watch the fucking movie, bro. So at the end of the movie, they went to Awa, right? Which is their deity. They went to

AWAP and they switched all of who Jake was from the human form to all of them in his avatar body. So his Jake, the human form is no longer there. Everything that he is is now into the new avatar body. The last time I saw was

over 10 years ago. I have an idea, guys. But what did he do with the body? Throw that shit away. What are you going to do? put it on a mantel or something shit. Like, imagine you're looking at your old body and your new body and you're just like, what the fuck do I do with this?

Like, he must have kept it. Like, you're not going to. His new body is way better than his old body. But what's you can do with you throw it out? Yeah. I mean, or just late.

Yeah. It's, it's, it's biodegradable. I don't eat that shit. Bodies for kids. Or maybe they, maybe they buried it and they put some like AWAS

spirit things on it like that's just a weird predicament i had an idea this morning we should we should do avatar we should watch avatar and that should be an episode of macrodose boy we should go what do you think we should do a live stream watch alone yeah commentary track yeah i like them those i'm so down i'm so down that's my that's my bag right there it's it's one of the greatest films of all time i mean Not like writing wise, but just aesthetically. Aesthetically, I've got no qualms with it. I'll never get over the fact that they put so much money into this.

And they came up with unobtainium like the day of, apparently. The day of filming. It's a bad name. It's a real bad name. Unobtainium. It's really bad. It's pretty trash, actually. Like you could tell they're like, all right, we need something for this.

We'll put a pin in that until later. on and later on was like the day before the movie released apparently like they just kept kicking that can down the road yeah it's such a bad like any anything else like I don't know oh dope science fact of the day so Neptune it is uh reported uh I mean this is old news but I just figured this out that it actually can rain diamonds there oh yeah dude that's pretty fucking cool I'm just saying we've figured out how to make diamonds and labs on earth now the whole like diamond economy is collapsed it's now we can make them like diamonds are now basically as valuable as like glass what they've done is that really as somebody who's i've purchased

diamonds recently that well you got ripped off simply not true well you you got the you got simply not true then you have the drop up they did is they just made the synthetic ones as expensive as the real like they didn't undercut the price at all like you think that the beer's family was losing a scent out of their pocket. Dude, the Debeiris is already divested. Of course they have. That's stupid. But to think that they were going to lose out in the diamond wars.

Like, wait until they can harvest Neptune. Actual diamonds, like literally, besides the inflated value of people not releasing the diamonds, it's completely inflated. It all from day one. Yeah. It's never been a real value. I know, but I just hope that we get to the point where it's like, okay, rouses up, ruses up.

We will not. Let's stop. No, but let's start using. This is a new, this is a 20 year old information. I know. I saw blood diamond. Huh?

I saw blood diamond. Right. A lot of people did. That makes me an expert. That makes me an expert fucking thing. No, but we should. He was screaming about him.

No one cared. We should make shit out of diamonds like, like building wise. I don't know. Because since they're actually bountiful, let's like make some like diamond windows or some shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, uses a building material.

Like, I want my, I want my fucking phone screen, man, out of diamonds, so it doesn't crack. I agree. Make a guitar out of diamonds. Exactly. But, like, to use the actual, because what gave diamonds value in the first place is that, like, they, like, were so strong. Why? Stronger than everything. Yeah, why?

Well, the same thing as gold. Like, it's because you're almost indestructible. Oh, he's going to get into, he's going to get into his crypto argument. Go ahead, Billy. Anyway, you know what? You know what you can't replicate? Respect. Blockchain.

I'm kidding. So I've, I think I've gotten radicalized by the crypto bros. Yes. Oh, there's no doubt you have. Yeah. I was just there.

And now I was like, what is this stuff? And now I'm just like, and now you're selling NFT on OpenC. You're, Billy's drunk off crypto. And Billy, you know what you shouldn't do

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there's no excuse want everybody here to be safe over the holiday season do not drink and drive if you've had drinks do not get behind that wheel i don't want you to hurt yourself i don't want it hurts somebody else, ruin your life, ruin somebody else's. If you're hanging out with some friends, you're putting back a few drinks, a few can become too many. As the evening comes to an end, people start to head out. You think of calling for a ride, but you say, nah, you live nearby. You can make it home okay.

It's no big deal. Where are the odds you're going to get pulled over anyway? And even so, what's the worst that could happen? Your insurance goes up. You lose your license. You lose your job. You totally your car. You kill someone.

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That was an amazing. Yeah. I mean, we're going to keep going on and on with that. And I think that other podcast needs to use a room right now. Yeah. origin to the barbarians are at the gate oh my gosh okay ask you want to see if riko

wants to come on the show and talk about nil yeah yeah he won't I really hope he's right outside fuming that's I was I was gonna just that'd be so great all right we out of here yeah should we call it yep thank you guys

see you guys later It's.