Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: PFT and Donnie Are Going To Qatar

Episode Date: November 1, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing, the entire crew is back INCLUDING The Wonton Don for a fun filled Tuesday episode. You'll hear everything from PFT and Donnie's plans in Qatar to Big T's excitement about this Tennessee season leading up to the biggest game of the year. Also, Arian is back from the flu! All of this and so much more on the show. Make sure to tune into MACRODOSING, every Thursday at 12am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yo, Aaron. Hey, Eric. What up? How are we doing? Just chilling.

Feeling. Feeling okay. I'm whelmed. I'm wellmed, actually. Welmed, all right. Hell yeah. That's fun. Squad's whelmed this week.

I'm wellmed. Bill, you whelmed? I'm a mid-weigh. Welled. That's welled. No, but mid-whelmed. So perfectly welled. Yeah.

No, like just mid. That is well-ed. I know, I know, but I just, I wanted to be wound. I do it.

I'm not over and not under that when you're welled. That's well. I mean, I know. But I know we talked about this, but I'm mid-willed. Okay.

That's fine. Just because it's mid. Whatever. I ate a rotissory chicken record time between our two podcasts. Is this you doing like the Alex Jones thing? Like I just ate a big bowl of chili so I forgot my son's name. No,

no. I just ate a rotisserie chicken, so now I don't know the definition of the home. I was just trying to clown you guys on your, your whelmed thing, because it's just annoying. Okay. And you fucked it up. I know, because, yeah, Billy, at least that wasn't annoying, so thank you. Yeah. Appreciate that.

Donnie's here today, Aaron. Our good friend, Donnie does. It's good to see you again, man. Popping, dog, it's popping. It's good to see all you. Always a pleasure. Yeah, Donnie, you look great right now. You know why?

I do. because you're wearing the shady raise damn straight also because you just you're you're a good looking guy people don't give don't enough credit for just being handsome especially with this jean jacket i got at a thrift shop i'm i feel good looking you look you look like you actually put together an outfit today like this is dude after a year when i was living in italy just didn't have to go to the office i would just wear whatever the fuck i could find and um yeah i'm starting to actually think about what i wear now yeah putting in a little more effort yeah it's giving christian girl autumn right now.

Did you, uh, that's what I'm saying. Did you, what's the dude version of Christian Girl Autumn? Fuck boy fall.

I mean football football boy fall. Is it he's not fuck boy full. You're not dressed like a fuck boy I don't think. No. You're just dressed more like a

warm. Like I could have a pumpkin spice latte in one hand. Yeah, it looks like maybe you could like take a child to a pumpkin patch he could also just be Christian boy fall. Yeah,

like a hayride. No, like a child that he's related to Billy. Okay. You take like a, you look like you could be Are you taking cool dad fall or taking like your, your nephew to a haunted house or a hayride? Wish I had one.

A nephew? Yeah, because I, like, I would love to go to a haunted house. But I don't know. Can you do that solo as a 35-year-old man? That's one of the, they probably frown on that. Yeah. If you just go solo to a haunted house. Yeah.

That's, that sucks, though, because it would probably be fun. Hot house is. I think it'd be good. I think he'd be good. Those, those are cool. maybe bring somebody though like yeah i'll go with you like pay someone to come with you have you guys heard about the haunted house in tennessee you have to sign a waiver before you go in because like a lot of people get

seriously hurt in it supposed to be the most terrifying haunted house on the planet did read about that it's the thing is they like actually torture you yeah i think you might actually get a really fucked up one where they actually waterboard you and shit let me pull up the exact so we don't get wrong what the fuck yeah no they they they they The waiver says, like, they can literally do anything they want in the world to you. Bill, you should go. It's a Southern thing. The thing is I fucking scare easily.

So there's a blog on it, and it's a Southern thing.com. I mean, waterboarding. I mean, that's, you're in your, well within your rights to be scared of waterboarding. They like rip your toenails off and shit. Yeah, like, like, and you pay them. This is not a haunted house. So you don't, I saw a TikTok on it recently. You don't have to pay, but there's like a waiting list to do it.

So, okay. and they vet you like mentally and stuff to see if if you survive if you can last the whole time they pay you 20k this sounds like the Marines so I think a Navy SEAL for the military a Navy SEAL did it and um was like gonna make it the whole time but then they they said something about oh you're uh you're unfit we're we're stopping this now so that they didn't have to pay him I think I mean I just came up this is a great idea if we take this concept and we just have like chicks running it, all the simps that would sign up to, like, get on a waiting list to have like a girl beat them with a sack of quarters or something like that. No, this is, so they actually

tore, so. Yeah, Simpson would love this shit. Okay, so contacts and reservations. I'm pretty sure they do it for free. Macaamy Manor. Yeah, Macaamy Manor. Yeah, this is scary. There's nothing haunted about getting waterboarded. That's just like. Have you ever been waterboarded? Yeah. Sucks. Um, actually, no. I have not. I actually, I got. I got. I got beer. So I got beer boarded once voluntarily. Sounds like the same. It was. Is that a party? No. We're sick. It was so you literally like do the tip over thing, but instead of water, we were using beer and we're trying to drink it. I get it. Yeah. And but like it actually, you kind of panic when it gets all over your face and you can't breathe. Yeah. And, uh, yeah. I would, I feel like we should waterboard Billy. I think I have a video. No, that's, I believe you. So the, the requirements on their website. 21 and above. You must have completed a physical and have a doctor's letter stating you're physically and mentally cleared. Pass a background check provided by them. Be screened via FaceTime. Have proof of medical insurance. Signed a detailed 40-page waiver and pass a drug test

on the day of the experience. And it's free? Correct. Oh my God. And they waterboard you? They pull your fingernails off? Yeah. No, it's like legit torture. Like people that have done it have said, and they say they do way more than is in the waiver too what's the point I don't know I mean you have to have something wrong with you to want to do this if Eli Roth hasn't done this then what the fuck

I mean if he's such a hard guy yeah I mean there's some people who are really into that kind of shit it's like like you know I scare easily yeah you said that before what do you mean by you scare easily I get like not that way scary movies are you found those I don't like

They freak me out. I'm like, fuck this. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? The Woman in Black. I haven't seen that one. With Daniel Radcliffe. Wait, Daniel Radcliffe is in the scariest movie you've ever seen? Yeah, the woman in black.

And it's fucking terrifying. What happens when you get scared? Do you like, you have to turn on the lights on? You check under the bed. It's like the creepy stuff that's scared. Like the, like, for example, when there's like videos and like you see something in the backgrounds, that's just eerie. that's Blair which project scared you oh yeah no that scared the shit out of me terrified me I think I asked to sleep on the floor of my parents room after I saw that I was young at the

time that that was a that was a great technique that they had for marketing they just kind of made people think that maybe it was true and it's all found footage and for a while people especially like elementary middle school high schoolers but that was like pre internet yeah yeah And it was easy for that sort of rumor to get passed around, which is like, this is actually the footage that they found and everybody involved died. And so then you go see it in the theater and it's shot on just the handheld cameras. And so.

Eight millimeters. And at the end, it was like that scene where they go into the house. There was nothing ever really super violent or scary in the movie, but it was fucking terrifying the entire time because it was, it was haunting. Yeah, I think it was the first found footage.

maybe like that was the movie that started the whole craze yeah we should bring that back um yeah i was i was terrified when they found that um lady in the water tank on top of a hotel in los angeles and then netflix did a whole documentary about it but do you have any of do what i'm talking about there was like a body in a water tank yeah like a girl actually died she was found um just in the water tank above the hotel but they have footage of her in the elevator like on the night that she died and she's acting like very weird like she presses all the elevator buttons or like hands or like moving in these absurd ways and like that terrified me it's at that cecil hotel it's that really yeah so people were like showering and drinking water that yeah

her body was floating in yeah because that that's how they found her the water started tasting weird yep oh fuck yeah yeah are you sure this is a real thing that happened no that's This is a real thing. So they now think that she just committed suicide. But like at the time, it was like demonic possession because that hotel had like a really dark history. Or she, it's on Skid Row, right? Yeah. It's in like a really rough area.

From what I heard they thought she was taking some sort of like high dose of hallucinogen or ketamine or one of those designer drugs and just ended up climbing. Because a lot of people climb as far high up as they can when they're on certain drugs. they just climb they're like it happens you see it at festival sometimes like you see those videos of the people who climb the uh yeah and then i did that once yeah yeah on hallucin giants on chinese bath salts yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what made me yeah so i don't think that's what made me climb i just like to climb things but i'm sure being on drugs uh yeah so then made it more appealing she climbed up to the highest point which was this water tower was fucking around up there and just fell in.

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that her team always has your back. Shadierase.com use code macro, 50% off two or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. Okay, welcome back to nanodosing. Donnie is here, if you couldn't tell through that 10 minute intro that we just did. We get the whole squad in the studio. Arian is down in Texas.

Arian, have you installed your giant television yet? That's my biggest concern. No, man. We still shuffling stuff around. I have a, I have the window installation, the 19th, 17th, something like that. And so it's just taking construction is just the worst, bro. Plus I got sick last week, and I'm still kind of in and out.

of that shit. So, did you have the cocoa? No, no, no. This was a flu. My daughter had the flu and it ran through the whole family like three out of my four kids. Got it. I got it. My girl got it. It was wild. Flu sucks. People aren't really talking

about the flu that much. But the chills, all that sweats. I think the chills are the worst symptom that you can have. You go down the list of bad symptoms that you get from sicknesses like cough, fever, sore throat, runny nose, poops,

throwing up, nausea. I think chills is my worst. It's the aches, man. It's the aches. It's like you can't get comfortable. No matter how you sit, no matter how do you lay. The blanket feels like it hurts your skin.

It's just wild, man. It's wild. I'm kind of a fan of chills. You like the chills? Because it gives you an opportunity to just bundle up and just like. But you can't get warm. Yeah, but like. That's the thing.

And then you wake up sweaty. Yeah, that's the worst part. You think that you're super cold and then it turns out that you're very hot. I'm going through that, like, as we speak. Are you sick? I think I got the flu over the weekend. He's just all up in the studio, Maddie. What does you do it?

Talk real close to that, Mike. Mad Dog, are you trying to get other people sick to... No. I'm trying to do my job. What did you do this weekend, Mad Dog? Stayed home because I was sick. So you stayed home? No, you didn't kill out for Halloween.

I went out for Friday night. Yeah. Yeah. So you were feeling fine on Friday? No, well, Friday night I was coming home in the bar and I was like, nah, I'm going to wake up sick tomorrow. I can feel it. That's a bad feeling to have.

Yeah, and then I did. Do you want to just go home? No, I'm fine. Don't get people sick. No, I haven't been, like, kissing anyone today. It's the flu. Okay. Well, you don't have to kiss people to get them sick.

Yeah. It's not mon-we, we're not talking about mono here. We had this whole thing a couple of months ago. Oh, are you talking about COVID? Are you talking about COVID? Yeah. It's not COVID. That got ended a couple months ago?

Yeah. Yeah. I have antibiotics. I'm all good. Okay. Now you're making me nervous. I'm okay. Donnie and I can't get sick.

I guess we can make a formal announcement right now. We've talked about it enough, so it's not really that much of announcement. But Donnie and I will be going to a country that I'm still not sure how to pronounce its name because every time I say it, I get corrected. I'm going to go with Qatar. A mix. Cutter. Cutter. Cutter.

I mean, I still like calling it Qatar. That just feels right, but no, I think it's... I thought it was, it's not Qatar. I think it's, I think it's Cutter. I've looked it up online. I heard a guy who's from Lebanon say it the other day, and I'm not going to try to recreate it, because I feel like it would be slightly culturally insensitive,

but it was not, it was not Cutter. It was like, it was like Qatar, but if you said it with a, like a Middle Eastern... Catat. Katara. Katta. Kind of. Is there like a... Qatar.

Yes, but yeah, we will be at the World Cup. So if you want to get sick, PFT, now it would be the time because you still have a few weeks to recover. That's true. Yeah. And I got some good news about the World Cup. I met this guy from the U.S. online who's been living there the last two years. He says he might be able to get us a big bottle of Jack Daniels. Oh, wow.

Yeah. That's huge. Yeah. See, I'm a little bit nervous about doing anything that could be considered against the law over there. Yeah, you should not, especially. don't announce it, man. We don't need no free PFT and daddy and stuff. Think about what that

would do for downloads. It would sell though. Yeah, it would sell. They would sell. You know what? Fuck it. Sell T-shirts, free PFT. It ain't us. Who gives you? I mean, if you got arrested for just a bottle of Jack Daniels, like that would be solid content. That would fucking rock. Are you kidding me? Like, that would be, that's so on brand for Jack

Daniels, too. Like, I would be the new kid rock. So I actually, I brought up the local laws and guitar because I wanted to review them with you guys. before you left. I think there's a lot of fake news out there. This is from Gov.U.K. Okay.

So, England. Okay, yes. Local laws and customs. Drugs. There's a zero tolerance for drug-related offenses and guitar. The penalties for the use of trafficking, smuggling, and possession of drugs are severe. Punishment can include lengthy custodial sentences,

heavy fines, and deportation. So not death. Yeah. Now, what is considered drugs? What about prescriptions? Some prescribed and over-the-counter medicines may be controlled substances in Qatar. If you need to bring in controlled prescription medication to Qatar, ensure you carry your official doctor's prescription, hospital note or letter from your GP. Alcohol is an offense to drink alcohol or be drunk in public.

British nationals have been detained under this law, usually when they have come to the attention of the police on a related matter, such as disorderly or offensive behavior. Now, they will be in a prison sentence of six months. Six months. So what do you mean they're relaxing that law, Donnie? Because normally you couldn't drink in public, but they did have some bars like inside hotels there and they did have one like beer store in the country for personal use. But because of the World Cup, they're going to have a certain few designated areas around the city in these fan festival zones where you will be able to purchase beer.

I don't think you'll be able to purchase beer at the games. But if you're in those fan zones, you will be allowed to drink Budweiser beer and Jack Daniels. Is it Coors Light and Jack Daniels? Well, yeah, no, I think, I mean, hopefully we can find some cores. I think it's like a branding thing, but yeah. When I hear like fan centers, I automatically think like three things. I think hastily assembled tents. I think long lines to get beer and longer lines to,

use subpar bathrooms. Well, apparently they're going to have live music. They're going to have giant screens to watch all the games. One of them's on a beach. Oh, shit. Let's go. And, yeah, I think we are allowed to take our shirts off to go swimming. Thank God.

Yeah. Oh, that sounds fun. What's the weather going to be like? Is it going to be pretty nice? It's actually not going to be horrendous because like the reason they're not doing it in the summer is that's when the temps can reach like 120 degrees. I think now we're looking at like a high of maybe the high 80s or something, but a low of like the low 50s, guitar weather in November.

It's not going to be horrible. Yeah, it's going to be, it's going to range from 89 to 74. Or actually, no, I think it's going to range from 89 degrees to 66 degrees. That's awesome. I can't wait. I'm looking right now at the list of prohibited medications in Qatar. Yeah. It looks like you can't take any medications that contain narcotics or psychotropic substances.

That includes medicines like Xanax, Valium, clenazepam, zopidem, which I think is ambient, anything with codeine and xolam, zolam. so like no anxiety medications it looks like are permitted over there quick thing guys offensive behavior swearing and making rude gestures are considered obscene acts and offenders can be jailed and or deported getting arrested for making like aggressive gestures we kind of so like I think you guys like are swearing publicly throwing up the bird you know anything i mean if we beat england you all better be swearing publicly and throwing up the bird Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

If we beat England, I'm going double birds to Queen Lizzie. I guess I'd be pointing it down at the ground, not up into the sky. There you go. Because she's in hell. Lizzie's in a box in a box. Lizzie's in a box. I think some fans might get very offended. Like, if you make a joke about the queen to people from Liverpool,

they don't really give a fuck about the queen. But some of the Londoners, I feel like would be very offended. I don't know if they would try to fight you. Yeah. I would try to back you up to the best of my ability. I know you would. Tori. I'm on my best behavior.

I'm on my best behavior over there. I will do everything I can to not get arrested while also trying to make good content. I'm very fascinated by the dynamics of a U.S. England soccer game in Qatar. Yeah. Like, that's two of the rowdiest groups of people you can put together against each other in a country where they don't really want you being rowdy. Yes. so and they don't like either of those groups of people particularly yeah i i just feel like this entire world cup was just a heat check for phifa to say yeah what can we get away with yeah well they

let us do russia so um have you seen the want to go you want you want to do guitar have you seen the documentary that's coming out on netflix it looks sick about what phifa corruption i bet it's going to be great looks very good is that bob lee joint uh i don't think so but i don't know I'm so I'm a little bit internally conflicted about the World Cup because tens of thousands of people have died building these stadiums and it's obviously like a big corrupt shit show and FIFA is a bad bad organization at the same time Donnie and I we have a job to do we're journalists so we have to go shed a light on on everything that's going on over there I mean at least it's so I was actually looking because I was looking at this trying to see what the travel advisories were for guitar and now I was seeing like okay which places have the worst travel advisories Somalia. Dude, I went down to Somalia rabbit hole. What did you go? I was going to say that I went down to Somalia.

So it turns out if you're going to go to Somalia, the travel.state.gov department says you should draft a will and designate appropriate insurance beneficiaries and powers of attorney before you leave. Discuss a plan with loved ones regarding care, custody of children, pets, property, belongings, non-liquid assets, funeral wishes. And then share important documents, login information, points of contact with loved ones so they can manage your affairs if you are unable to reach. turn and then there's a you also are supposed to give a sample of your DNA to your doctor so that you can be identified and this is have a point of contact of contact for an hostage situation yeah and then Dave Portnoy yeah yeah and then it was uh watching Dave get into a negotiation with like Molly Pirates would be awesome so then there's one we would die he would just be like he'd be like no deal he's not worth that much to me yeah but I think he could put

some like shirts on sale and actually raise a bunch of money. That's probably true. One of the craziest one is, it is very highly advisable that whatever militia is in control of the area you plan to visit, you employ them for your safety. Yeah, it's considered a failed state. I think it's kind of run by warlords. Yeah, you should not go to Somalia, no matter what.

Even if you're in an aid organization or you're delivering health care, things like that, they do have to pay off certain militias. and even still, the chances of you getting kidnapped while you're there are like astronomically high if you're an outsider that goes to visit there. Which is sad because they need the most help over there, but it's just like you can't do anything about it right now. There is Somali land, which is different from Somalia,

which is the northwestern part of Somalia. They say Somalia land is also pretty. Yeah, but in Somali land, people can go there, they can visit there. It's more under control than Somalia is. but they still don't recommend that you go visit. I did watch a couple of YouTube videos about a guy that is trying to go to every single country on Earth and he did go to Somalia for like a day and a half

and people were like freaking out on the streets because they'd never seen a Westerner there before. It was kind of crazy, but yeah. Back to the World Cup, PFT, would you be willing to make out with me for just like a minute just to like show that we don't condone the anti-LGB stance of Qatar? Define makeout.

Definitely some tongue action. Oh, see, that's where you lost me. Aaron is making some weird faces. Well, hey, listen. Listen, Aaron, are you not an ally, okay? Aaron, are you homophobic? You heard it here first. No, but I'm not going to kiss you to be an ally.

Yes, maybe some people care more about the cause than others. So, that's fine. Absolutely. I think, I think if we could define making out as, like, no tongue? Yeah, maybe just, maybe just a kiss. Open mouth, no tongue. Lo-key, I don't think you guys can.

He's like breathing into each other's mouth. I think holding hands. Yeah, I'll hold Donnie's hand. Holding hands is actually fine. Like, in Middle Eastern countries, men just hold hands a lot. And that seems like a normal thing to do. But yeah, I guess LGBT football fans have been told to be respectful at the Qatar World Cup, which I don't know what that means.

It means like, don't be. too gay. Yeah, and be respectful. Like, I think it's fine if you guys are gay. Just don't be too gay. Just don't rub our faces in it by you actually being gay. Yeah. So like Pat would be fine. Joey would not be fine. It's fine if you're gay, just don't be gay. Yeah. Got it. Well, whose idea was it to have a soccer match with these two teams here? Whose idea was this? Well, it's the World Cup. The teams are drawn randomly. It's, it's 48 teams, I believe. So, you have to qualify there's like a year's long tournament that goes into it and different parts of the world they have different amounts of countries that they send to the World Cup

so Europe has a ton of countries that they send South America has a ton we're in a group which is in North America and Central America and so we're sending a group I think who got in from it was Mexico USA Canada and then is there any there's probably a fourth that they got in Right? Yeah, I assume so. I don't know who, though. I don't know who's in our group, really. But anyway, so it's just countries from all around the world, and every four years, they take the tournament to a different location, and FIFA just got paid off by Qatar. And so they said, okay, we're going to put the World Cup in this country that has no business hosting it whatsoever. So, Doni and I...

So Qatar is like they just want some good press, or are they trying to change their ways? What is the goal here for them? Good press, I think. Yeah, I think it's just a flex for like the president of the country and stuff, for all them to be like, we are so rich. Let's bring the World Cup here just because we can and we have the money. It's kind of just like showing off how rich they are. Like the Liv Tor.

Yeah. And so that's why I think, I don't think they want a ton of bad press. So I think they're going to be more lenient than you'd think. That's what I'm saying. like we can we can kiss but just no tongue yes what if that's a trap though what if they just want to lock up a whole bunch of foreigners i think there already has been so much bad press on guitar over the games because i guess a lot of workers died building the stadiums um and those workers themselves weren't really paid much at all um and so that's why they have sober zones there instead of

if someone's like drunk and being rowdy they don't want to uh officially arrest them so they have sober zones where they're going to put you until you sober up so holding tanks yes drunk tanks oh man a couple years ago there was a situation where a bunch of australian women were uh strip search and given full cavity searches while leaving they were pulled off their flight in guitar because they were suspected to have given birth in the bathroom which didn't happen but they're just randomly and that's why they're there that's the type of stuff that happens there so so were they trying to find a baby on them no they're trying to find who left a baby of newborn baby in the bathroom so any incident ultimate who done it yeah relationships outside of marriage any i think

that'd be a pretty easy one to solve wouldn't it well that's why they what do you mean that's why they had to look at their vaginas yeah yeah yeah so basically so living together whilst unmarried is prohibited in guitar and sex outside of marriage. Wait, so they found a baby? They found a baby in the women's bathroom and they were like, we got to shut this place down and find out who had this baby because it's illegal for you to have a baby outside of marriage. What about Jesus?

It's probably also illegal just to leave a baby in the bathroom. Criminal. Right. Jesus is a criminal. Yeah. Wait, what? So they went and they looked at the cameras and saw everybody who left the bathroom. Jesus's parents were married.

Do you know the story? But Jesus didn't belong to Joseph. Out of wedlock, my guy. It was immaculate. It was out of wetlock. But his parents... Joseph got... Technically, my God.

Big time. Yes, big... When the aliens... I mean, you can live with that. Yeah, I guess. But then you can't live with that. I don't know. I can't live with that.

I don't fuck who he is. Cheating on me with God. No, it was an alien. She didn't cheat on him with God. Jesus was the first half of him. Slip fella had a baby Fuck out of her But then you go tell your boys

And you're like Yeah it's not mine But like here's the thing It's actually not another dudes It's God And your friends are like Your friends are like Is that how you would react Big T?

I would I would need to listen To the whole story I would have I would have some questions initially Yeah But then once it became clearly Like hey this kid

He's doing some stuff We haven't seen before Wait wait How did we know The story makes more sense Yeah yeah Like once he did the fun shit To like 30 years old

He was pretty regular Sometimes it takes a long time To be right There's the band books Where Jesus like You're gonna stick around for 30 years After your girl gets knocked up by a dude Say trust me he's gonna be magic

Like a 30 years Joseph was a special man He was doing fucked up shit When he was a teenager Like Jesus That's the books that they banned At that big meeting In like Rome

You know what I'm talking about? The Council of Nicaea Yeah So they said they brought all these people together, like, yo, which books are we going to keep in this New Testament? Like, let's make this official. And they threw out all the books of like Jesus like doing whack shit and like being like a bad superhero like, uh, like as a teenager. Yeah, like trumes. I think. Yeah, he was like killing people and like bring them back to life after everyone was upset. He killed them. And then like he was he was doing miracles,

but like for bad. Yeah. I mean, imagine like if you're a teenager and you discover all these things about about your abilities. Yeah. And about your body. You have to learn how to like explore that. in order to learn what your limitations are. Yeah, so he was doing all sorts of stuff before it became like Jesus. Hey, send me to, I have never, I've never heard these, these bad Jesus teenagers. Jesus bad story. It's called the apocrypha. There's books of their stories that were not included in the Bible.

Yeah. I kind of want to read a screenplay about this. I'm going to be so. Oh, so it would be late, right? Hey, Jesus. So Jesus used to pay taxes passive aggressively that, you know, we're all very Christ like that would not make a good movie Jesus doing paperwork

yeah okay going on a rampage perhaps just calculating his withholdings yeah he killed a tree perhaps the most famous oh wow holy shit they guy he was trouble so George Washington perhaps the most famous of Jesus anger issues occurred when he came across the temple to his dad

and found it full of money lenders and animal sellers he was furious at the sacrilege but he didn't just get mad he effectively hulked out flipping over tables and knocking over chairs, and then he stood guard at the door to make sure no more jerks came in on non-worshipping business.

So is this the original text here when you're saying that he hulked out? Hulk, I was going to ask the same question. No, I'm on a very reliable sports. Reddit. That'd be the shit that'd be like, well, I'd be listening to that shit, but how you believe this stupid shit, man?

Like, Jesus has all these powers and he's flipping tables over, like, do something better than that. No, there's another story. I'll find it. But if you had Jesus' powers as night. Baby Jesus was kind of a dick. Vice.com.

Here we go. Notable truth-seeking organization, Vice. No, but this was back when Vice was good. When they used to do shit, like, go down to, like, Ecuador and, like, take I-Ill-Liberia. Yeah. According to the infancy gospels, Lil Jesus uses divine powers. Lil Jesus. Little Jesus.

Little Jesiana. That was his rapper name. Used his divine powers to terrorize teachers, kill Jesus. Jewish children and being an all-around butthole. He was killing Jewish children as a baby. He was a Jewish teen. I think that was the thing where he brought them back to life because everyone was mad. As a baby?

Yeah. Everyone got mad at them just because he killed a bunch of babies. And he was like, oh, okay. And the son of a local scribe gets on kid Christ's nerves. Jesus declares that the child should be withered like a tree and shall not bear leaves, neither root nor fruit, so the kid shriveled up and dies. On another occasion, Jesus curses a child to death after he bumps into him on the street.

Rightfully pissed off the whole community calls upon Joseph to reign in Jesus or get out of town. When Joseph tries to talk with little Jesus about his bad behavior, Jesus tells his father that he knows the townspeople are causing him trouble, so he blinds them all. Jesus also gives a number of teachers absolute hell resurrects a child named Zeno just so Zeno can tell his parents that Jesus didn't kill him. It's good they left all this out.

It was smart Whoever left this shit out And only revoked some of the curses Once a teacher compliments him On how smart he is compared to the other students So I kind of like I kind of like baby Jesus

I like kids Jesus better than adult Jesus The only one of those I'd ever heard Was he was With a group of kids In like the upper level of a house And one of the kids falls down the stairs And died And then all the other kids run away

And Jesus has left there and the kids parents are like what happened our son is dead and and they're blaming jesus for it and jesus uh brings him back to life and says did i kill you and the kid is like no and then he's like see i told you and then he lets a kid die again that was zeno i i don't know what but i think the kid that will be fine that will be yeah the kid said something like wake up me wake did i do this shit no thought told you motherfucker go back to sleep and then he was like no you you did not bring me down but raised me back up or something yeah oh a low met in a seven year old talking like yeah yeah so jesus so jesus he he was uh i mean that that displays like i think back then

god as like pre-christian gods like gods were more human like greek gods all had like uh you know animal qualities right not animal qualities but they had like flaws flaws that's what i meant to say yeah so like jesus was flawed and you know then he came to all knowing yeah what do you think you would have done if it started raining frogs if you were alive back then uh what's your first move if it starts raining frogs didn't rain frogs yeah i think he's uh in uh egypt yeah i think there was like a scientific like i think it's actually rain frogs no that was moses yeah yeah so the raining frogs is actually that happened in the u.s once it was when there was a storm and there was a

and it became a hydro vortex and sucked up all the frogs from a pond and then like went and rained them somewhere else that's like would you've like to be in that it would have been cool to see it with my own eyes yeah yeah that seems like the least bad of the uh plagues yeah raiding frogs the bugs right oh yeah this well locusts that would be bad but uh raining frogs would be like that still happens yeah they raise crops they'll like eat everything in their past And they're just grasshoppers. Oh, dude, I grew up in Northern Virginia, and they've got, I think, the 13-year locust down there. So it came out just, I think, last summer they were here.

And then before that, I remember being back in Northern Virginia when it was happening. And they're these tiny, they're actually big bugs, but they're not very good at flying. So they're just flying everywhere at about, like, shin height. And so if you have a dog, your dog will go outside and just eat all the cicadas because they're delicious. They taste really good. And then your dog won't be able to poop for like three months. It would be bad. It would be pretty awesome to be like in one of those and you were a frog

because you just like it'd be a flying buffet. You'd probably die. You probably eat so much that you die. Yeah. You don't have that restriction on your body until you stop. Or you just grow giant. Yeah, you could also do that. Yeah.

And then you just have the biggest bullfrogs because of the locust. Yeah. Bullfrogs are very tasty. So, you know, you wouldn't have to worry about food. also mad agro really yeah bullfrog like an american bullfrog will take down a sparrow or I saw one to kill a duck once

online can you show that to me yes okay that sounds incredible it does I've had frog legs before those are delicious they taste like little little tiny tender little buffalo wings they're very yeah I might like frogs more than gator I'd agree with that I think you're right

I think gator is like a little tough yeah frog legs are tender they're just like the the most tender, moist little buffalo wings that you've ever had. But you probably can't even eat enough of them to get full. Like crawfish. But a bullfrog is actually a decent amount of meat on it. Yeah.

Yeah. It's weird what animals, what parts of animals you can eat. Like, for example, squirrels, one squirrel is about two chicken wings of meat. Is that it? Yeah, it's just the hind legs. Well, no, it's just that there's not enough meat on their front leg. on their front arms. Oh.

So, like, it's mostly just the two hind quarters. I know that crabs, you can't eat the lungs or the guts. They always tell you not to eat those. But some people still eat them. Yeah, I don't think I've ever eaten in front. What can you eat them? I don't know. I think it's, it makes you sick.

That sounds about right? You crack open the crab and then you've got the white meat that's like in the joints. Oh, you're talking about the green? Yeah, there's some green brown stuff. And then there's also the lungs on the inside that you can't eat. The lungs are like the spongy white part. Yeah, you just wouldn't want it. I know, I know with lobster, you're not supposed to eat the green,

but like my cousins from Maine suck that up. It tastes really good. Yeah, they call it the tamale. Yeah, they like that. But it's very tasty. It's like the poop, right? Or I don't, I don't think it's the poop. I hope not because I always eat that part.

Yeah. But no, I think they're just like maybe the water is a little too polluted these days. So like. Yeah, my peak. That stuff. Now there's some bad chemicals in the green stuff. You know, it's kind of crazy? You know, we're eating a gulf shellfish after the whole oil spill.

Yeah. Like, how, you know. Yeah, no, I saw some people harvesting oysters out of the East River, which I was not going to eat. But apparently they're very good for the East River because they like naturally filter out all the pollutants. So when Boston Harbor was really polluted, they just planted a bunch of oyster beds to, like, naturally clean the harbor. So you know how oysters are aphrodisiacs? Yeah. So someone told me once that the reason why Manhattan became the trading capital of the world is because it was bountiful of oysters.

And when the colonists came, there used to just be piles of oyster shells because the Native Americans there would just eat so many oysters that like the whole beaches were all just. oyster shell beaches and like just piles and piles and even if you dig today you'll find these like good 10 feet of oyster shells um and because the settlers like the dutch came and they all just were eating these oysters and because they became so high tea off the oysters they were better businessmen and that's why new york city is the financial i don't believe it because there's much better there's much better explanations like the greatest natural port of all time being the new york Harbor um but they're saying like yeah the reason why they're such good businessmen is because they're all hopped up so they were way more high tea than the pilgrims you think yes i feel like the

pilgrims were were super horny though because they they didn't fuck right no they fucked i think they they could fuck you they just on the boat there just had to be married yeah but i thought the pilgrims they're like they're super super like very conservative right they couldn't even wear they couldn't wear zippers or anything they had the buckle thing going on yeah but then once they got all the doors closed i guess buckles they would pump out if you were to say like how easy is it to take off clothes that have buckles on them it's probably pretty easy right buckles are very easier than buttons yes you think they invented the buckles so they could get that shit off to fuck more maybe do you think they invented the thing where they take out the buckle with but they weren't busy pilgrims weren't

they weren't businessmen um no they weren't they weren't weren't but they were fucking I don't know like fucking yeah I like Billy's story about the oysters I'm going to say yes that's why New York you got a big cities because everybody had super high testosterone from eating oysters and they were just trading and like yeah acquiring everyone knows high tea makes you the best business man it's very yeah it's very very true it's very true I and then I heard that and I was like I used to believe it for a long time now I'm like no it's probably a natural harbor yeah well that's growth bill yeah and plus we don't have the oysters anymore we'll actually do Now we do.

But only the people on Wall Street can afford them. So wait, so the oysters that are growing right here in New York. Dollar Oyster Night in Massachusetts. They're not good oysters to eat, the ones that are here? The ones like in the East River, no. Not anymore. But, yeah, I'm sure there are areas of, like, I know Duxbury where Little Sass is from, they have some great oysters there.

Oh, I've actually heard that. Yeah. Ducksberry and like Cape Cod. I know someone who works on an oyster farm up there. Those are high-quality oysters. What is it about Massachusetts has a lot of, towns that just sound delicious. Ducksbury oysters, that sounds awesome.

Cape Cod. Sandwich. They have a town named sandwich. Boone Socket. That doesn't sound. Yeah, that doesn't sound, no. Too tasty. Moonssocket's not great.

But cohasset is where I'm from. It means Rocky Shore and Native American. Duxbury, you could put that in front of it, like the Duxbury burger. That sounds good to me. Like there are certain cities in America that sound delicious with their names. and others that just sound like El Paso. El Paso is a delicious sounding name. Yes.

Actually. Right? Yeah. Monterey. Oh, yeah. Mexico. But that's just because you think of Monterey Jack. Well, there's also Monterey, California.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is really beautiful, right? St. Louis always sounds tasty to me, but that's because every barbecue thing is like St. Louis, baby back ribs, St. Louis' barbecue sauce. I don't know if St. Louis sounds delicious to me. St. Louis just. place so it's true st louis just reminds me of pork products made different ways with very sweet

barbecue sauce yeah savannah georgia that's a delicious sounding city yeah yeah Memphis is good sounding too yeah but Memphis what what I don't know I have a love hate relationship with Memphis what parts do you love about it uh the bass pro shop pyramid uh huh yeah and I'm not a fan of their gas stations yes we almost got in big trouble in a Memphis gas station big big trouble doing what we won't talk about that driving um we were just driving all on the way to Los Angeles

we went to the wrong gas station all right things almost went south very quickly there was no power on in all of Memphis that day because they were dealing with an ice storm and um yeah it was we were we got lucky did you guys almost get jump

or robbed. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. Well, you're still here today. We made it.

Well, let's get back to talking about delicious sounding cities. Then you just go to the bartender, be like, yo, we almost got carjacked. And he goes, hey, man, this is Memphis, baby. Yeah. I'm just like, what? Comes with the territory. See, what you said about St. Louis, I associate with Kansas City. Kansas City sounds like a nice barbecue sauce to me.

It does. Kansas City sounds a little dry to me, though. Like, New York of Florida. What about like a dry rub? Wait, what was there in? there's a town called two egg Florida oh that sounds good is it

is it spelled like two eggs two eggs two two egg Florida all right TW O EGG two egg this is a two egg town East egg yeah

Gregatsby but does does the city make the the food sound good or is it the certain cities have food associated with them New Orleans they just sound good

They just, yeah, like you, you feel like there's good vibe. Yeah, like I would like to eat up the entire city. Oh, this, this, this, this the one, candy kitchen, New Mexico. Oh, that is good. Is that near where you grew up? No, I've never even heard of that. I'm just looking at, uh, interesting town names. My older brother is actually living in Las Vegas, New Mexico right now.

That's where my grandma lives. All right. Yeah, yeah, she lives there. hit him up next time you you go to visit your grandma Vegas baby what's going on left I never go there again she's coming she's coming for not much it doesn't seem like a really happening spot nice it's small it's very small bro yeah

they've had talking pop population 1,000 or something I want to get into a couple recurring segments real quick first big tea what you teed off about R do you want to do the testy minute dealer's choice going to say i'm not teed off about too much things are going well okay so the tennessee minute let's do

it uh you watched the game i saw you tweeting about it you're your your borderline vFL at this point well i i am closely associated now with you and with arian it's a lot of people would say like numbers one and two most influential university fantasy football influencers of all time in which order obviously big t number one okay um because you you had to take erin to school the other week that was an all clip, by the way, when you started to the fans playing to Arian about how to beat Alabama, and then Arian was like, look up right now

and tell me who scored the game winning touchdown the last time. I only had 34 yards in that game. The last time. How many did you have? I didn't play in it. Duh. That was great. But no, since being around you guys and, you know, you showed us Knoxville, I like

the program and Hinden Hooker coming on, Tyler Bering coming on. I've got connections to the University of Tennessee now. And they're very easy to root for it. They're a fun school, man. They are... This team rocks. They are a fun football team.

This is one of the most fun teams in any sport I've ever watched, maybe number one. You could say that their offense right now is doing things that the LSU 2019 team was doing. They're right. I wonder if I can find the stat. But they're at this point in 2019, LSU was number one in the country in scoring offense at like 49 a game. were at like 495 and they were number they were in the 30s in the country and scoring defense and were in the 20s yeah um and the similar there's a lot of similarities between those teams like they uh this georgia game is for us pretty much what the ls u bama game that year was their

big indivision game on the road and like people still kind of doubted them until they went there and beat alabama which obviously we've beaten bama already but georgia is kind of that game for us now so yeah i mean i would say that you have two of those alabama games right and because alabama and georgia are two probably the two best programs maybe ohio state but um those are the two that you have to beat so that's if you can beat georgia then yes you guys i think are right there in the the discussion with 2019 ls u i actually think that hinden hooker is a lot like joe burrow the playing styles remind me of each other kind of came out of nowhere in their final season they've been around for forever yeah

They had their, like, junior season that built up a little bit. I actually do have something I'm teed off about. It's usually when we get talking about it that makes me think of it. Will Levis still being considered like a top five pick in the NFL? He knows something about somebody. I mean, it's careful. He's a big fan of Billy. Is he really?

I mean, he's a, he's a AWO. Yeah, he listens to part of my take. I'm sure he's a great dude. He is not a top five NFL quarterback. Great kick, talker. Sure. You see when he ate the banana and put mayonnaise in his coffee? Yeah, seen that.

Not a first rounder. I want somebody that's better at college football understanding than me to write the article comparing Joe Burrow to Hinden Hooker. Because when I watch him play, I think their running styles are actually very similar to how Joe was. Like, they kind of both love contact. Oh, Hinden goes out of his way to get hit. He's starting to slide a little bit more. which is better. But he's so good.

I can't believe the transformation he's had from Virginia Tech to UT. It's insane. Yeah, and people are going to say he's like 25 years old or whatever. Yeah, he's old. He's very old for a college quarterback. So that's going to affect his draft stock. But I'm sick of people already playing the draft stock game while the season's going on. But I think that plays to his advantage.

I think college quarterbacks who have more experience throwing the football, have more experience, like taking the time honing their craft, are actually going to do better in the NFL. Aaron, what's your take on that? It's just such a different game. So there's just no way of knowing until cats show up. Like, it's just different, man.

Like, I know, like, when you look at this Tennessee offense, the biggest thing that you see is, like, the biggest thing that I've noticed is the difference in the NFL in colleges are the hash marks. So if you look at the hashes in college, they're really wide, right? And that's why, like, a lot of those spread things work. And in the NFL, it's really, they're really short.

And so a lot of the sets that people get in, it changes the way, their style of play. And so that's why option doesn't translate too well in the NFL. It's because the field shortens. The field is longer. And you've got D-Ns running 4-4-4-3. It's just harder to do. So, like, I get long answers to your question.

It's all on how they adapt. man, because in college, they line up for you exactly how their coaches tell you they're going to line up. If they're running a nickel defense, they do, they have blitz packages, and they do exactly what they're going to, if they're line up in this technique, they bring this. And in the NFL, they don't do that. They're just everywhere. It's kind of, it's really hard to adapt to.

And that's why you see younger quarterback struggle because seeing all that stuff and then flying when it's not the corner number. two from Kentucky it's you know this guy's getting paid 17 million dollars a year it's just different level and so when you see all of that happening really really fast it's just really hard to adapt to so it's really just contingent on like your learning curve and how fast how fast you can pick up like different coverages and stuff like that so like I tend not to like judge cats and tell me why see it happen that's smart I think a lot of guys I've heard players in the NFL say like you can tell pretty much day one if a guy comes in if they can play or not there's like

there's an inkling there. No, you never had guys like that where you saw, like, you went out to practice with him and you're like, this guy's not going to make it. I've had the opposite of, like, guys show up and be like, okay, yeah, he could play. But like, I've had guys where, like, we thought he was going to be sorry. And then, like, he stayed for a year, maybe a year and a half, got some more experience and played well. And so, you know, and there's a, I've seen dudes who were fucking unreal, like in practice and

scrimmages and were just bawling out and then they get under the lights and they were just lost deer in headlights could not figure it out and it's i've seen so many different you know variants of of a kind of player like that's why i always say i don't really judge cast until i see it yeah and even then and even then like let's say you have a good year right then you have defensive coordinators game planning against you right it's different like when get when defensive coordinators are planning to stop you like that's that's how usually because sometimes you have you have guys have have have a really good year and then you don't hear from them again right it's it's it's because defensive coordinator has spent the entire

offseason watch a film on how to stop you it's yeah it's a different it's just a different level it's just a weird that's what they say that's got to be crazy so you at first you're going up again especially if you're like a quarterback you're going up against defenses that are trying to just confuse your offense in general and give you look at that maybe you aren't familiar with. And then after there's enough tape on you, then they start looking at your specific strengths and weaknesses and then try to emphasize all the things that make you bad

and take away all the things that make you good. And then you have to figure out how to make your bad stuff good. That's too much work. That's why I never made it as an NFL quarterback. I'm very bad at self-scouting. Big T, what about Hyple and all the rumors out there that Hyple is going to leave for greener pastures? That was weird.

The Tony Romo thing saying he was going to be courted by the NFL. He wouldn't just say that unless he knew something. I'd imagine an agent told him that or something. Josh Heipel is not leaving to go to the NFL. The lifestyle of an NFL coach is better. I mean, you don't have to recruit 365 days a year. They actually have an offseason. But to leave the situation he has in Knoxville,

where after this season, however it ends, he can write a number down on a piece of, a paper hand it to Danny White, and that's how much money he'll make, to leave that and go to an NFL team that's obviously pretty bad to have just fired its coach. And, I mean, look at Matt Rule. Matt Rule had it made at Baylor, goes to the Panthers. He's out in, what, two years? Yeah. I mean, if he was a Cowboys, maybe. I just am assuming that Mike McCarthy's going to get fired at some point. I also... Where did the hype will come from? He's never coached in the NFL. He was at UCF before this. He was the offensive coordinator at

Missouri before that. He's been a college guy's whole life. Some people like college coaching, and some people like NFL coaching. Like I remember Bill O'Brien talking to me. He was like, he hated being a college coach. He loved to be an NFL coach. But, you know, after he, after his stint in the league, you know, he got what he can get. Some people like that shit. Some people don't like, because you basically got to hold these cats' hands,

make sure they go to class, shit like that. Like, people don't want to do that. But some people do. Yeah, I think he's a college. coach, first of all, and also I think he's got it pretty much made at this point. I mean, I can't imagine how many years of mediocrity to less than that it would take for him to like get fired now. Yeah, what about just the fact that coaches that go from college to the NFL, they just never

work. Usually suck. It just never works. If I was a college, every college, every successful college coach should remind themselves in the offseason. and they should look at the list of great college coaches that have tried to become pro coaches and what's happened to them

and just remind themselves that the skill set is completely different being a good professional head coach to working in college, like recruiting and all that shit to the point where like if you're an NFL coach, half the players on the team or at least like 10 players on the team are going to make way more money than you. You can't tell them, you can't treat them the same way

that you treat college athletes sometimes. The best to ever do it, you could make the argument, Probably Pete Carroll. I was going to say Pete Carroll worked, and other than that, Sabin sucked, Chip Kelly sucked. Urban Meyer was a complete disaster. Yeah. And these are national championship caliber coaches in college.

Yep. Who else? I'm sure there's more, but yeah. Jimmy Johnson and Barry Switzer. Was Switzerland good? Jimmy Johnson. He won a Super Bowl. Okay.

I think he won their last Super Bowl. Jimmy Johnson obviously was good. Jimmy Johnson was great. But that's a long time ago. Switzer wasn't a great professional head coach. He had Jimmy Johnson's players and the team was already set up in those early to mid-90s Cowboys for him. So he just kind of came in and didn't fuck things up too bad. Right.

And Heibel's offense specifically is a very college-centric scheme. Yeah. I think what happened here, this is a classic case of Heipel's agent. Right. Wanting some news to leak out. So Hyple's agent probably told Romo. agent because they probably work together. A lot of the announcers agents also represent coaches and they're all friends because

they usually work with the same agencies. And they said, okay, I want you to leak some news that Heipel is getting some offers. There will be a strong interest from the NFL. And then that way, University of Tennessee is going to pay more money. Yeah, I mean, he's going to get a crazy extension this all season. He'll be one of the 10 highest paid coaches in America. Yeah. as he should be. He's unbelievable.

Yep. So congratulations. Yeah. Big, Tennessee volunteers. Big game this week. Now, how many wins are we thinking now? 11 minimum. I mean, we should, our other three games other than Georgia, South Carolina, Missouri, Vandy, who we should all just thump. Yeah. So is a Georgia game this week? Yeah, this week at Georgia 3.30. It'll be, I, it's going to be number one versus number two. It is in the AP poll, but the college football playoff poll comes out two.

Tuesday also. I expect us to be number one actually. So walk me through this here, Big T, in the event that you do lose to Georgia, we're fine. What's the path? Go 11 and 1. Georgia beats Alabama in the SEC championship game. And then we're 11 and 1 with five ranked wins and our one losses to 13 and 0 Georgia on the road. In. You don't think anyone's going to jump you? No. I mean, the Ohio State Michigan winner will be in. What if that's in? Classic. I still, if Michigan loses that game, they haven't beaten much of anybody. Neither is Ohio State, really.

So I think Tennessee's resume against a one loss, one of those teams is better. Although I think it could be Georgia, Tennessee. Clemson's probably in, even though they suck, because they're going to go 13 and O. Clemson and then the whoever, wins Ohio State, Michigan. And then I think the loser of that game will be fifth. What could suck is TCU also going undefeated. We really need that not to happen. But I don't anticipate that happening. I'm excited for playoff T. Yeah. I mean, win this weekend we're

pretty much in. Playoff T is going to be a sight. Oh, my God. What if you win a national championship, Big T? I've found myself thinking about it too much. Yeah. Because I genuinely believe at this point, I think we're the best football team in the country. I think you are too. I think this Kentucky game did more for my confidence than Bama did. I mean, we went out there against a solid team

who wanted to beat us desperately and just absolutely kick their team. Playing, we made mistakes. I mean, we missed field goal in an extra point. We punted, which we never do. Like, we didn't play our best game, beat them 44 to 6. Sometimes taking care of a team that you're supposed to beat and just really just

choking the shit out of them. Yeah. That's the mark of a really good team. They also, it was 44 to 6 with like 13 minutes left in the fourth quarter and they ran the ball like 11 times in a row so that we wouldn't get it back and score 50. I love that. Yeah. I love that. Also, Tyler Barron with a sack. Big sack. Hinden obviously was great. He's the now the favorite on the Barstool Sportsbook to win the Heisman trophy. What a world is it really? Yeah. He's minus 110, I think, and C.J. Stroud is plus 180 now. Greensboro, North Carolina. Stand up. Yeah. Stamie's barbecue. you, Peach Cobbler, High Point Road.

It's, real ones know what I'm talking about. Jalen Hyatt's going to win the Bullittinacoff Award. Like, it's crazy. That's crazy. He's fucking awesome. That's fucking nice. He's awesome. So, okay, we've talked about the possibility.

You guys, I think, might be the best team in the country. If not, you're definitely in the conversation. Yeah. Your offense is incredible. Defense has been showing up too recently. So now that we've talked about the upside and possibly winning. chip. Let me into your deepest, darkest fears about this team. I mean, I've seen your expectations change. Like at the beginning of this season, if you would have said where we are right now,

people would have killed people to be here. Yeah. So your expectations shift. But I've seen Tennessee teams that, I mean, truly were the worst of the worst in college football. So if you tell me we go 10 and 2 and we like, it would suck. It would suck. It would suck. for a minute and then like we would go win the sugar bowl and finish an 11 win season and be like that was fucking incredible yeah so i mean good perspective yeah i mean the the worst case scenario at this point is you get killed by georgia which i don't anticipate is going to happen i don't think a killing is that's not in the cards it's going to right but i'm just saying it'll be a competitive in your scenario you go lose by 20 and then you fuck up and lose it south carolina or something

and you finish and you finish 10 to if we that's the one listen i can live with losing to south Carolina or Missouri. I would want to kill myself, but I could live with it. Vandy would actually, that's the deepest darkest. You would actually pull that trigger. I would, I think I'd take my own life if we lost it. If we were like 10 and one with a with a trip to the playoff on the line and we lost to Vanderbilt and I'm going to that game, I would take my own life. But if you're, you're undefeated going to Vandy and they just beat you. That's not that's that's not as bad because we'd be in the SEC championship game, but I don't think you make the playoffs if Vandy beats you. Well, if you win the SEC

championship. That would be the most important game in Vanderbilt history. You know that. Oh, it is right now. Because they could take away. This is all they live for. Yes. They're, they're, be careful about Vandy. We're going to be a what, 34 point favorite. And you're going to, your fans are going to be

in the stands where you guys are you guys are doing the checkerboard thing. I don't think that's going to end up happening. It'd be hysterical if it did. But yeah, I mean, it'll be all orange as it is every time. And, uh, yeah, if we lost that game, it would be, uh, it would be suey season for sure. That's, that's the dark, the deep dark, deep dark, but that's not going to happen. We're winning this way.

All right. So you said that before the season started, that, uh, people would have killed people to get to this point. So, absolutely, who would you kill to get a Tennessee National Championship, specific name? Almost anyone. Really? Like, Billy. Paul Pelosi? Yeah. You would kill Billy? There's, there's like four or five. exceptions would you kill me yeah you have to think about i would be i would be upset i would it would it would trouble me it would be like wesley snipes and new jacks yes yeah yeah crying as you pull the track exactly but i think we'd but there'd be a mutual understanding like you'd get it i get no i would understand we're by arian would you kill i don't think you would you would be cool

with that though i would no i wouldn't be cool with it but i would understand why yeah it's like a national championship we're talking about like alina tyrell in in game of thrunch like how how are you going to do it. Yeah. Would you make it painless? Yeah, I would try. Yeah. Okay. Would you kill Arian? Probably. I mean, he's a, but he's a VFL though, so. You would take away the L. Well, no, it would solidify the L. Well, that's true, yeah. Uh, no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. You wouldn't kill Aaron, but you'd kill me? No, he. That seems a little reverse racist on your It's the first time I've been accused of that woke tea

but with almost anyone in the world What about Mad Dog? Yeah Oh that was fast I mean I've known Madeline for two years I've I expected that Is he two years coming up It'll be two years In March

Yeah Yeah no I me, I would hate it again. How many? Yeah, but again, but again, I understand it. It's like, I get it. I would kill Madeline just because she's trying to kill all this right now. We don't have to kill anyone because we've already gotten here.

So. No, but to complete it though. Right. But, but we're in an opportunity, we're in a position to do that. Yeah. So how many cigars would you smoke if they won the national championship? A lot. Well, if you think about it, you're kind of killing yourself by doing that.

That's fine. Mm-hmm. You're going to get cancer. I would just as soon. You're going to kill yourself if they win. You're going to. If the Lord took me the second the clock hit zero, it would have been worth it. Oh, no.

You're going to want, like, you're going to want at least a week after because you want to come into work the next day. Like with that bounce in your step, you're like, I fucking own all you guys. This is big tease time. We got to quit talking about this because it's making me think it's going to happen. You got to take a victory lap if it happens. That's what I'm saying. Pal, if we win a national championship, you will have never seen a victory lap, the likes of which I will provide. I can assure you that.

It's going to dominate what happened. Like, if you compare the Braves World Series, that's going to look like Child's Play compared to UT National Championship. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I want to be along for the ride. Yeah. I really do. That would be, it would be... We're close. We're close. When on Saturday, you're probably in the playoffs. I just want to hear Big T

smoke a cigar again and do that that cut you had of the video. That cut you had of the video is pretty funny. Yeah, Aaron, can you make a beat out of, out of Big T's cough? yeah send me the audio clip again i'll do it okay i'll send it over to you um it's it's maybe my favorite sound of all time it's pretty funny i stand yeah send it uh anything else billy uh our last recurring seven of the week and this is brought to you by three chi the days of long road trips to recreational states for overpriced dispensaries are over great news because three chee now offers premium

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Sorry, how is your Saturday? Oh, I went to, I saw on Friday night, I watched the coffee. I watched the cops fight, the fire department, at a small town. It was pretty awesome. They just showed up and fought. Guns and roses. No, it was a boxing. It was a tough game competition.

It sounded like the sharks and the jets from West Side Story. Yeah, it was actually where I trained for the Konseko fight. So it was cool to see some of the guys I trained with, fight. And it was awesome. It's actually the perfect amount. We actually should probably try to do a rough and rowdy there. I'll talk to Devlin about that. I might actually fight in that.

The firefighters won. You're not, you're not a cop or a fire. I know, but if we did a rough and a rowdy with some of those guys on the card, I think it would do well. So you would try to fight in an event that's reserved for police officers and firefighters, but just as like the one guy that's not. We probably have some other rough and rowdy undercars. You do understand why people accuse you of stealing valor. I'm just saying, okay, you know what?

Being able to legally fight a cop would be pretty cool, though. That's true. So the firefighters were all better athletes. But the cops are just meaner. Like in the fights, you can just tell. Like there was this one fight where the warden of Central Booking was fighting. And like this guy, he like, you know, was a little overweight, but like you could tell he could box. And this guy pieced up a firefighter.

And I was just like, this guy probably like knows the right buttons from like hitting dudes in Central Booking. Yeah. He's like knowing where to hit a guy to put him down. Because this guy, like, actually, you know, at that level of boxing, and I know in Rough and Rowdy, we have some higher level boxers, but, like, there's not that many knockouts. But this guy actually, like, stumble the guy, like, legs locked. But it was a pretty awesome event. I would like to see Billy fight a cop. I think that would be great.

If you're a cop out there and you want to. If you walked out, just really nipped the problem in the bud. The police. Oh, that'll be great. If that's how you, like, marketed the fight. And team for Billy. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Would it be football? No, but I'm just sick. No, but it was just skateboarders. It would be a great event. Skateboarders versus cops fighting would be sick. Yeah. As long as no boards were involved.

Yeah. Here's my favorite sound of the world. Arian, this is, I'm going to send this to you. That'd be, yeah, you could do something sick with that. Yeah, yeah. Make that into a. sample yeah put it in the vault that it's actually that that uh rocky top because it almost sounds like a drum roll too like a do with a snare yeah it's almost too

perfect the the the slow rocky top entrance music did you see they played that at the stadium outside it was fucking sick if we just sampled that in like in random places choppy top oh oh choppy shout out to whoever was working the lights at nila stadium the way they did all the spotlight on the team when it was open it up that shit was fucking dope the the night entrances at nilin now that they have those like LED lights they can do whatever they want they're incredible shout out to them i'm gonna find out who there's some company out there that that designed the new version of lights that that you see in college football stadiums it's like look at all this cool stuff that we can do and then every major

college football uh school in america was like i need to buy that guy's system i think bama was the first one that had it and i remember because it was 2019 and they debuted it against tennessee and they they told the cc we have to play this game at nine p m eastern because obviously it's eight o'clock there and they wanted it to be dark enough to do their fucking light show so we the game didn't start till nine it was a four-hour game went till one in the morning and uh and then the next season everybody had those lights because bama had them so you you have to have them as well yeah Well, Vandy doesn't, but it's clear why. I'm just saying watch out for Vandy.

No, I mean, it'd be the last time you saw me. Breaking news, Roquant Smith has just been traded to the Ravens. So they're getting rid of everybody. Yeah. It's smart. Yeah, I mean, yeah. You got to rebuild. Yeah.

Russia accused the UK of blowing up the pipeline, which means they definitely didn't blow up the pipeline. They're accusing us of... The UK. Oh, okay. Which is weird. And their evidence is that Liz Truss. Big trust. Texted Blinken, who I think is one of our guys, a minute after it blowed up saying, it's done.

And they hacked her phone and found that. But she wasn't the prime minister then. Yeah, I don't know. Okay. But that's what they're claiming. I just like saying big trust. But it's, yeah, it's definitely fake. Trust me, daddy.

Trust. the um yeah are you gonna dress as liz trust at the u sa uk game or you were thinking of maybe dead queen yeah that could i mean i just don't know cross dressing might cross some boundaries in guitar that's true that's true okay don't get don't get arrested i'm not i'm not planning on getting arrested no his plan is to like i'll always be right next to pft doing something slightly stupider than him so that's a great idea yeah i could go as william wallace that's kind of like fuck you England

paint my half my face blue wear the hair down but it's not pro America yeah you guys not pro America you guys gotta go full patriot go get the wigs

powdered wigs I think you go found and you gotta go yeah you gotta go colonists like yeah blues

continental army members we're about the founding daddy's and it's kind of like a mix of the LGBT powdered wig and then also just like

giant tits like you're sexy George Washington sexy yeah slutty Slutty Thomas Jefferson I'll go as Slutty Sam Adams

Oh I like that Yeah Oh Slutty GW I'd just take my teeth out Yeah Mm-hmm Let's go

Founding Daddy's Give Nancy a run for her money Oh Reagan Reagan and Nancy would be a hell of a costume Could I design a costume that I'm going as Ronald Reagan And then just have like A life size like mannequin hanging from my belt

facing in, that would be great. Yeah, we got to do some talk about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like the powdered wig idea, though. Speaking of three chi, I talked to our cameraman Michelangelo because he enjoys smoking weed and I was like, you're not going to be able to bring weed to Qatar, unfortunately.

And he was like, yeah, I'm just going to bring three chi. And I was like, I don't think like they differentiate between like weed and three Chi in guitar. No, not all. No, this is, no, no, this is. is delta eight okay and then they'll be like okay oh yeah yeah that's fine uh okay well thank you for joining us on nanodosing donnie oh no it was it was my pleasure and we'll be back on wednesday i guess he'll come out on thursday on thursday we have a very special guest

very very special guest with a uh prediction on the tennessee georgia game from someone you would not expect at all yeah now we're doing mind control right yeah that's the topic control. And that is, it's, it's somewhat of a hint for you to figure out who the guest's going to be, but you're way off. I'm telling you if you're thinking along traditional lines of mind control, you are way off. But it should be a very, it's a fun episode, fun interview. All right. We'll see you guys on Thursday. Love you guys. Thank you.