Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Podcast Karaoke
Episode Date: August 18, 2022On today's episode of Nanodosing, Big T serenades the crew with a karaoke for the ages. Also, another edition of "What's The Beef?" All of this and more on today's show. Make sure to tune into Macrodo...sing every Tuesday at 12am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing
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Welcome back to nanodosing.
We're nude.
We're lewd.
We got a toude.
That wasn't as good as the first time that I tried to take it off the top.
I forget what I said the last time.
I'll just splice it.
Live and lewd.
That fuck.
Okay.
Welcome back to nano-dosing.
We're live and lewd.
We got the whole squad right here.
It's nanodosing.
It is Thursday.
Thank you guys for tuning in.
Good to have you all back.
Good to be back in studio again.
We had a solid episode on Tuesday.
Thank you guys for all joining us on that one.
We'll probably be in touch with Asa at some point in the future,
getting back on.
Reception was very strong for it.
We're back and it is Carstool Karaoke Wednesday.
Really Thursday.
So Big T objected to me just nominating him for Carstool karaoke,
which I understand because I did kind of,
I foisted it upon him.
So I feel like we should stay.
still try to do karaoke on Wednesdays.
I have a song that I am willing to sing if Arian sings it with me.
It's courtesy of the red, white, and blue.
Look up the lyrics, see if it's something you might enjoy.
I will not.
I say, yeah, let's do it.
I'm out.
We can do, don't stop believing.
Well, no, Billy, don't distract them.
We're on, we're going down, we're going down.
Otherwise, I'm also, I'm also willing to do it if everyone else does.
I don't know why it had to just be me.
I'm willing to do a duet.
I think that we, we have to do it like everybody does it on a Wednesday.
Or we can do some sort of game.
I think that's a very, like a hat game.
What is that, man?
Hack game.
Oh, get the big hat.
Where's the giant hat?
Where's the hat?
Where's the cap?
Oh, it's right there.
It's by the box.
Okay.
Billy, in the meantime,
Billy, distract the audience while I get the hat.
In the meantime, there has been.
in a large black
feline located in Michigan.
I've been a big believer
in this cryptid. I think there are large
so there's never been a
scientifically recognized black
mountain lion. The only large
cat in North America
Black Panthers are either
Jaguars or
leopards
that have a lot of
melanin. But there's been
many spottings of large
black felines in North America. It's always
been thought to be a crypted
feline
because there's nothing in
the history of
biology to say there's
one, but there was a spotting in Michigan
this is a crypt that
I actually think is like very
very real. I think there are black
it sounds like just a black
black cat.
No, no, no. These things have been killing
livestock. I don't think they get spotted
because of their coloring.
the night. Mount lions are hard enough to find by themselves. I think these, uh, I think there's black
mount lines, but everyone sees them. They always be like, no, there's no such thing as a black
mount lion, but I think there are black mountain lions because these cats, there's a picture taken.
It is a gigantic cat. Um, look it up online, Michigan giant black cat sighting. Uh, I think this
is one of those cryptids that is actually real. There's a whole monster quest.
episode about it i don't know if you guys were monster quest officiandos i was um fascinating cryptid
of uh people in north america spotting large black felines monster quest was a very popular
show on history channel if you guys didn't watch it then you guys been living under a rock but
um okay this is this is really taking a turn from at the start it sounded like there's this cool
cat and then all of a sudden just becomes an indictment on all of us for not watching monster
quest yeah well you should be informed we're on a conspiracy podcast
Yeah, we are.
So, listen, Billy, I'm going to run with this.
What's the name of the Black Panther that you think that you saw?
I didn't see it.
Okay, so what's the, give it a name then?
I'm going to call it.
Blanther.
Oh, my God.
That is horrible.
Flag you are.
Blissy.
Blissy.
I'm called the Blissy.
I like Blag you are.
Blag you are?
I'm obsessed with how.
One time I was on Twitter and I was like, yo,
have any British people that follow me.
Say aluminum jaguar
in your accent and they go
and there's a bunch of people that were
and they said aluminum jaguar.
It's the fucking coolest.
Aluminum is the one that pisses me off
because like obviously we say things differently
than they do, that's fine.
But aluminum they add a syllable that doesn't exist.
Aluminium.
Do they not have an eye in it over there?
It's aluminum.
Yeah, I know.
One four syllables.
They say aluminum.
Oh, no, they add an eye.
They add an eye, so aluminum.
Oh, so it's spelled differently?
They add an eye.
Our way of pronouncing it and spelling is way better.
Aluminium is the spelling referred in the United Kingdom and other English-speaking nations.
It's like calure or theater.
Oh, yeah, so they just spelled it different.
So it makes sense to them.
Okay, I guess that does change things, but that's wrong also.
Well, how's it spelled on the periodic?
I mean, we're the, we're the bastard language.
I think ours is technically.
also calling ZZ
I hate that
I hate that
Yep
How do you feel about
The sevens
That have the extra
Like line through
Hate it
Is that a British thing
I think it's a European thing
No it's that's a cursive thing
To make it look different
From other cursive
Like
I'm okay with the sevens actually
Yeah
Because
Because
Sometimes it's hard to differentiate
Between like ones
Like somebody's like a sloppy one
Yeah
That's what people
I'm okay with seven
All right
I'm making the hack game right now, and Big T is very, very woe for us.
I don't understand why you're so opposed to, like, a good team building exercise
while you want to single someone out.
Because this is how it works.
This is how karaoke works.
It's not all.
That's actually not actually.
I'm addicted to karaoke.
The show that the name of the show that you've ripped this off of is multiple people doing it all at the same time.
James Corden and somebody doing it.
And I didn't rip it off.
This is my idea to do karaoke.
But no, Billy did it by himself last time.
Because he started singing something.
Well, I was told I should.
No, but you started doing it first.
I think.
Just, Big T, just roll with it.
Just try it on.
Put it in the hat.
I've got all of our names.
Billy's name I did not write down because he did it last week.
I think that's fair, right?
If you do it last week, you don't have to do it again.
Yep.
It's like the wheel.
It's like someone gets taken off every week.
Okay.
So it's in the giant hat.
Billy, you get to select the name.
And then can we pull up to Discord and just ask somebody on the Discord?
To name a song?
You're like, what's song?
No.
Big T hates the discreet
All right, I have a piece of paper
You can't tell them who's singing it
Yeah
They can pick the song week
Oh my God
Who do we got
Oh it's Big T
Let me see all the papers
The hat doesn't cap
Let me see all the papers
You want the papers?
I'll look the papers
Independent
No no
Let Big T do a
Let big T do a forensic audit
Of the Dominion
Let me go
Tell me what you find in there
This is 2,000 mules
presented by Big Tea.
Just a big tea.
That was funny.
Big T, what did you find in there?
I found three Big T's so far.
That's a lie.
You're a lie.
Four.
That's a lie.
They all say Big T.
That's it.
Show the camera.
They all say Big T.
Show the camera.
I've already put it back in the hat.
Yeah, show the camera.
Yeah, I've already put them back in the hat.
They all said Big T.
Big T, now you're lying.
you're lying to the audience were those mail-in ballots big t is lying found them at 3 a.m. in
Michigan you're lying to the audience right now you look if there's statistical inaccuracies
there's that's outside the scope of statistical error I mean there's nothing that's outside the scope
of statistical error mad mad dog pick up that hat just so the audience well it could have changed I was
looking away you could have had her put different papers in there we're all on camera slight a hand
she's not we're all on camera right where's the hat right now
yeah honestly i'm on big t side on this
billy don't
all right i'm gonna perform watermelon sunrise by bobby finno
hell yeah
no this has i i can't do this one
just have words that you can't say do you have
do you have ones that i can perform
yeah
yeah
i have uh i have an entire ep
that has no cuss words on it and i didn't do it on purpose
swan featuring savior omar how's that one
Yep, that's one.
That's zero cuss words.
I don't care about cuss words.
Oh, you care about the end bomb.
Yeah, generally.
But, Arian, if you tell me.
You will not get canceled singing.
If you know, that's cap.
No, no, no, he's saying, no, he's saying that song I could sing without.
No, Swan don't have it.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Also, to verify voting, I see an Avery, I see an Arian.
I see a PFT.
Yep.
I see a mad dog.
Yep.
Big T's just bitter.
This is classic Big T right now.
But hey, T, at least you're just getting it out of the way.
You're getting it out of the way.
We're all going to have to do it.
I think this is bullshit.
And is this, I want to do a Bobby Fino song.
I just have no clue how this like the tune goes at all.
We can play it.
You can play it.
That's karaoke.
Yeah, see here's a little plug, a little music plug.
Yeah, I like that.
Let's plug some music.
Y'all go go on Spotify or Apple.
music you know check out bobby finno in the matter of fact i'm hype actually uh i haven't done any
pro i looked the other day and i got like 40 000 i was actually just fixing to ask if you
had to guess how many monthly listeners you had because that's higher than i would have guessed
that's what i'm saying i don't i don't i've done no the last uh project i put out i did all i did
was posted on my instagram like i just make music because i love making music and so i was
just checking the other day i didn't even check it i looked at what my top songs were just to see
the rotation and it said 40 000 monthly listeners that's
lit. I'm hype about that.
Watermelon Sunrise has 1.1 million streams.
Yep, I made that beat too.
Yeah, no.
It's good. It's good music. If you haven't checked that out,
if you like rap, it's really good.
A little shameless plug.
I think that's the only time I've ever plugged it on this podcast season.
Okay, so I, by the way, I'm looking up Billy's report of the large black cat
sighting. I blogged it. I mean, it sounds legit.
Yeah. Send it to the group.
Send it to the group. This blussie's out there.
This blussy, this blussy.
The blow OCOC is out there, boys.
Little bluesy.
Little bluesy vert.
Black Cat, Michigan.
I, this, if I'm big on this,
the Department of National Resources
investing large black cat siting
in Coomish, Northern Michigan.
Yeah, and this isn't,
this guy took a toolbox out there
to like get the sizing.
And it's as big as this table is the length.
Mm-hmm.
So that's, I'm big on that.
I'm big on that.
The Bluessy is real.
Yeah, it's called Gary Bluessy.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I'm excited.
Everyone's like, because when you find out that something that science says wasn't real, is real, like, that gives you hope for like, like, everything.
Everything that you believe in that's bullshit is on the table.
Yeah.
Everything.
Oh, they're wrong about that.
Yeah.
The Ocopy.
Everyone thought the Okapi was a fake mythical beast that had legs of a zebra.
Gravity is not real, maybe.
Yeah.
You never know.
Hmm.
All right.
So here's how I think we should approach this week's Carstall karaoke.
So Big T obviously doesn't know any Bobby Fino songs.
You're not familiar with the melodies.
You're not familiar with the rhythm, anything like that.
So it's going to be very tough for you to pull off without ever having listened to his song to do karaoke on one of them.
So I nominate that you sing Garth Brooks
I don't know any Garth Brooks songs
I've made my choice
Courtesy the red, white, and blue
No, it's Swan by Bobby Fino or nothing
But you don't know the song
I think that makes it better
I want to support my-
Okay, all right, fine, fuck it, can we play it?
Yeah, I got it.
All right, let me let's-
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna attempt to do a copyright strike
if this goes on YouTube as well.
Play it once through
and then we can cut that part out
and then we'll do it.
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take five percent off your order all right carousel karaoke is back we're about to get big t
all set up on the mic big t how are you feeling fine whelmed what's the you're just wellmed
yeah oh fuck i should have said that in the uh merchant meeting we need a shirt that says wellmed
i'm wellmed that is good yeah oh i don't think you were here for that pfd you's gone uh i was talking
about how there's some dude who or there's a lady who asked her dad how he's feeling he was like
I'm welled he's like what does that mean he's like I'm you know I'm wellmed he's like you can't
just be welled he's like you can't he's like you can't you can't you could be overwhelmed or
underwhelmed but I'm I'm just well that's when you're feeling good right
hell boner it's just no it's not when you're feeling good it's just like Jesus Christ it's
it's just when it's I'm chilling I'm well lyrics in front of you I think yeah Billy
believes that you're at you're like peak state whenever you have a boner that just means that
that's when you're feeling all the emotions that's why billy thinks girls it has this like yeah
there's like the inner frat boy in him that just wants to burst out at any moment say i've never
been in a frat i've never been in a frat yeah yeah that's a good point like does your school have
fraternities billy is loki like kind of like a frat guy loki a thousand percent what i thought he was
one never been in a frat no billy played sports not by your own choice but as i'm saying
I think he would have been
If he didn't play sports
He would have been in a frat
He'd have been jumping off rooms
On the tables and shit
Would you have been in a frat
If you didn't play sports?
No, they actively recruited us
And I was like, no
Fuck out of here
They got to spank you with paddles
They do have a kind of weird
As like traditions
Actually we might
There's a lot of weird
There's a lot of weird
traditions and frats
But have
There's a lot of
I would actually like to know more
About African American fraternities
Because they have some really cool stuff
that they do that just like I see videos of
I'm like what's going on? They dances is hard
we used to go to their parties always go to their
parties was fire the Q's had
the QDOT was the AUF
Omega side I'm not fucking ball
they letters but it's Omega
they used to have these parties and he called
oil spills oil spills
is when it's basically jungle juice and they just
had like this big tub and they just put
all kind of different liquor in that thing
I didn't pretty sure you heard of jungle juice before
yeah I've made so yeah so okay
and so we just go to oil spills
and then people just get
super lit and then they do
they probably didn't do this at white parties
but in in black college parties
they used to do like line dances
and so
did they oh they did that
I don't know
I don't know I've seen it
I've seen it yeah no yeah we
call it uh Cotton Night Joe
yeah so I didn't really
I didn't know about him right
because my dad was not in a fraternity
and my mom wasn't in one
and so when I first went
when I first went to college
like my first party
it was a cue party
and everybody dancing on
on a dance floor and everybody's chilling and all of a sudden the cues line up and it's around the
whole dance floor they line up and they get in line and they do like a little dance and they go
ugh oh they start doing their little moves and shit and I didn't know what it was and I was like
oh this is fire so I hopped in line and started doing what they was doing because what they
what they were playing with the cues were playing was um uh I think it's that uh what
who is parliament I think it was parliament where they uh bow wow wow you be yo you be a BABA
bough wow y'all probably don't know that song yeah i know that uh yeah it's from okay well that's it's
what movie was that wow wow well do you do do am i dumb to think that's in the rugrats movie
no it's in it's in it's in one of those it's like a 90s thing and i can see it now but i can't
think of it no they were like a 70s group i it's a 90s movie oh okay i got yeah anyway
i hopped in line and that's like considered like super disrespectful it's called breaking the line
And I didn't know that.
And so, like, we almost started, like, a football versus Q fight because I was, I just hopped in line and I didn't know what was going on.
But that mean, they ended up being cool, but it was a rookie move.
I didn't know that.
But, like, all of them do that.
So, like, they have deltas, they have AKAs, and they'll dance around the entire.
It's pretty dope.
Yeah, it is cool.
I went to a wedding, the one that I went to back in June, it was a all-black sorority member and an all-black fraternity member that got married.
And so they had these traditions that they break.
out only for the weddings and it was really cool like they they did this whole song where all the
girls got up and like walked around in a circle around the bride and then uh a similar thing
happened they started playing uh swag surfing and they just kicked everybody off the dance floor
and it was like okay this is just for the fraternity members it was actually pretty swag surfing yeah
it was pretty sick that's for everybody yeah but no it was just their song that they they were to have
nobody specific what what front was it i
forget what frat he was in but i mean this probably wasn't so much a tradition as it was just
like we're going to do swag surfing now everybody get the fuck off the dance floor unless you're in
this fraternity right right right but um yeah it was cool i i i agree with bill i want to talk to somebody
that's been branded i yeah i there's so much the omega brand it's just one of those things
that's novel because i don't know anything about it i'd like to learn more yeah willie cologne had it
i think i think he did yes it on his arm painful as shit yep apparently they get you do that
They do it stylishly.
I know kids with frat brands and they're just like terrible.
No,
they get you on their ass.
They're like burnt onto it.
They get you blind drunk and then there's a ceremony around it and they just brand the shit out of you.
Seriously?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know about this?
And some guys could brand on your ass.
I thought it was like some sort of a tattoo.
No, it's a brand different.
It's a brand like cattle.
Yeah.
Billy wants to be branded like it was like Blue Mountain State.
No, I've seen that happen.
And I've seen dudes
I've seen pledges get branded
Blue mountains just like from the Coors bottle
Yeah
Just when my ass turns blue
That means I've got diarrhea
You think if I could heat it up enough
I could just burn the course can on my ass
That's actually yeah
I can see Billy doing that
I've never been brandy
Okay so it is coastal karaoke
We're gonna do a Bobby Fino song
A.k. A.k. A.A. Arian Foster
Big T's gonna sing it
Because he has hat
The hat game selected Big T
The hat doesn't lie
I don't know how but you rigged that
I didn't rig it I picked dude
I picked it and I was like if I pick
Big T this is gonna in my head I was like
if I pick Big T this is gonna be like a
Everyone's gonna think the hat
is rigged it was rigged
I don't know how it's like the NBA lottery
Like the Knicks folded
Did we the ice
Hang on
I wanted to see Avery Singh because I thought it was a good
There was no Tom Foolery around this
This is a Big T's worldview in a microcosm
Right now
Big T it happened fair and square
I'm sorry.
Dude, I didn't want to pick you.
That's what someone who made it
not happen fair in square would say.
No, it's also something that...
Big Tee, I thought he rigged it when I pulled it out.
I was actually waiting for you to see it.
When you said it was rigged, I was like, what?
And then...
I don't know how yet, but I'll get to the bottom of it.
Okay, yeah, study the evidence.
I want you to produce a documentary about how the hat was rigged, please.
Very unfair.
Might be coming soon.
I...
Big Tee, you should...
Pillows, would you?
You should storm Billy.
Storm Billy.
It's a large hat.
There was plenty of room for you to tuck it away somewhere
and then whisper to Billy, hey, pick.
It's all.
How could I whisper across the room?
We're on microphones.
I don't know.
Big T.
Live streaming him storming Billy's apartment.
I would,
I have home defense system.
You have a dog and Ben Mintz.
You have a dog that likes to be pet and doesn't bark at people.
And a hedgehog.
The hedgehog's dangerous.
Do you actually have a hedgehog?
I have an attack hedgehog.
It's the first thing that you see when you go into Billy's apartment.
This is his hedgehog.
it is he's he's a very good hedgehog right there in the foyer i just imagine big t walking
through the front door because you know it's not locked and then him just punting the hedgehog
cage like just i'd like to meet a hedgehog seems like a cool pet i should bring the hedgehog in one
day he should i'll bring in for a macroizing episode he can just run around on the table no well
let's keep him contained around on the table he's gotten very large billy part of my job on this
show well most of my job is is making sure that you don't fuck up uh the studio and if you do you know
that like part of my take also records in here we can't just have you bringing in hedgehogs
that will shit probably if i were to bet you'd put the hedgehog on the table and it would
take a crap on big cat's mic yes and then big cat would have to suspend you and i would have to
stand behind him on that one you guys are hedgehog haters anyway okay so this is swan by
Bobby Fino
featuring Xavier Omar
as sung
by Big Team
Well we're gonna play it through once
We'll cut this part
I've never heard the song before dude
Can we have a listening party
I've
Okay let's play
I've listened to some of Arian's music
But I kind of
Oh my God
What are you about to put a D in there for bro
Adrian Foster
I've known you over a year
Billy
I stumble on words
Adrian Foster
I like that
Adrian
I got to the point of my life that
where we're like Adrian
I'm like yeah
yeah that's me okay so let's play through and let me know when you play i'm gonna listen
to it with you right now never heard before that was really really i liked it erring's good
i think you need i don't i don't think you need to promote your stuff more that could
yeah probably yeah i don't yeah i'm the worst as you guys know i'm on i'm on a very
successful podcast of jo and i just promotion is just not a thing that i've ever been into i've
never promoted myself about anything i just hate it i hate something
That's why you need somebody else to stand on a table for you.
I think that Big T should be the chief in charge of Arian Foster Bobby Fino music promotion.
I mean, he already thinks I'm fine, so it's not what I said.
He believes in half the product.
This is how Democrats rise to power.
Self-promotion?
No, the way that he's changing things, what was said.
No, but that I could, I didn't even, for a second, I didn't know if it was.
you rapping in the beginning or if it was the person
that's featured in the song Xavier Omar
and I was like wait that's actually that's a that's an awesome flow
you ready I suppose I think if you sang the chorus
now let's do it big Billy you we need to work on you
distracting from the flow of what's going on right now let's just let big
tea cook okay we've got something set up let's just let them roll
watch him going to an ad
Yeah, if I told you I love you, just in love with this moment, does that automatically make us opponents?
Do I do with these roses? We part them like Moses. Please pardon this notice. But some women would appreciate the fact that I've taken this on us. I own it. But it's my fault, but you're dead. And you pay with regret. Remember that day we met? Me neither. It's way cheaper to forget.
Ain't it? I know the truth is more tainted than these pictures we painted. I hate it. You play a plaintiff and you got me on trial. Like every move I make you got it on file. Like that's a healthy way to live. Always checking where I'm is. You really being true to that thing sitting in your ribs. You can't love nobody else till you when your man take a walk. Or is that silicone too close to your heart? I know that probably stings, but you're out here chasing rings like Sonic. But all the problems that it brings.
You give me something I like
But first you gotta love yourself
I'm trying to show you the lie
It's something that a lot of people know
But it's something we all see
It's something not a lot of people show
But it's something we all need
We all need
We all, we all, we all, we all, we all, we all, we all, we all, we all.
We all
We all get
We all get
I hope you with your fit
I can imagine
Hey
Hey
Hey you did that
Thank you did that shit
I love this song
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna
I'm gonna I'm gonna go listen to all of Arian's music
tonight
That was that was impressive one listen through
Not even a full listen through
And Big T just he nailed it
That was one of my favorite movie
Hey he has a nice voice
I knew you killed a chorus.
You see what happens?
Like, let Big T cook a little
instead of just doing what PFT wants to do all the time
and maybe some good things will come out of it.
I was trying to make you cook.
I don't know.
You didn't even want to do this.
If it wasn't for me leaning on you,
you wouldn't have even done it in the first place.
Put you over his leg and spanked you.
No, I agree 100%.
Let Big T cook, but I was trying to put you in a position to cook.
All right.
And you resisted it every step of the way.
But I'm so glad that you did that.
He gave you all the ingredients.
It was beautiful.
Yeah, exactly.
I just gave you.
you the ingredients.
He preheated the oven.
Yeah.
I think I think Aryan and Big Tee now have to make an accidental racist type song where
Big T's on the car.
You took it too far, but Aaron, we have a couple months.
Let's collab on a Christmas song.
Oh, yeah.
I actually have a Christmas song in storage.
Fire.
Does it need a hook song?
I got the hook, but how about some background vocals?
I'm dead with that.
That'd be sick.
Yeah, I'm so down with it.
What's it called?
I don't have a name for it yet.
Okay.
I mean, but it's going to have some Christmas.
I don't know.
And my Christmas, have I showed you on my Christmas playlist?
No.
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's amazing, right?
It's just top tier.
It's just top tier.
Yeah, so maybe we'll record something in Tennessee.
A little bit, like a little one-minute song.
Tennessee Christmas.
I wonder if we can find a recording studio.
For sure.
Why can't we do it in the office we have that has places to record things?
How about this?
Fly to Houston.
I got a recording studio right, this wall right here, past this wall.
That's where I record all my shit.
You can come here.
Y'all make a trip to Houston.
We can do a Houston live Houston show.
How about that?
Yeah.
And y'all can stay at the crib.
I got six rooms, player.
Let's get it.
That actually sounds amazing.
We should do that.
When your TV comes in.
Yeah.
Here's what we'll watch Avatar on your TV.
That's fair.
Yeah, let's go in.
I don't know when Avatar comes out, but isn't it December?
No, not in.
Yes, December 22nd, Blair.
This year?
So it's like, it's too close to Christmas.
And if there's anybody that's involved in the Avatar movie out there that listens to the podcast
and wants to give me your most loyal patron, you know, a pre look at the movie, I, you know, I wouldn't be mad at that.
So we'll come to Houston before that.
And then you come to New York then and we'll watch the movie.
I'm lit.
Let's do it.
Oh, wait, hold on, but this is talking about y'all.
This is talking about y'all traveling again, which is obviously not going on.
All come.
I don't give a shit if anybody else comes.
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Like, a lot of people fall asleep during long movies.
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That's what would keep me up during the long avatar movie.
So I actually had C4 today before I went to the gym, not to brag.
But I had the C4 that doesn't have the carbonation in it.
I didn't know that existed.
I'm addicted to that.
Like, not actually, it's not literally addictive.
You put on your Instagram, it looked different.
Yeah, it's different.
And it's better if you're going to be doing a cardio, I think,
because it doesn't have the bubbles.
So shout out C4.
I actually had one of those this morning as opposed to my usual one.
But, yeah.
There's a dude.
I went to the gym last night, and there's no lie.
There was a dude who was by the, what are those?
The fly machine.
Yeah.
He just had an open can of C4 by him while he was done.
I'm like, that's what I've never seen a can in a gym before.
But, I mean, you know, whatever, float your boat, my cheek.
Legend.
I am in the process of talking to an Instagram bot right now.
How's that going?
It's going well.
So they replied to my photo.
I'm paying off the debts of the first five people to message me with depressed.
And so I just sent this guy at DM saying, depressed.
He said, where are you from?
From Canada.
Are you interested in making some money?
Yeah, are you going to pay off my debts?
Sure.
Do you have a checking account?
Not to brag, but yes.
what bank and so I'm asking him instead of paying my bank just pay the person directly that I owe
and I'm waiting to hear back from on that one because I've got I'm gonna fucking end him when he says
okay I'll pay the person that you owe I have a few of those I fuck with these people all the time
it's a good it's a good thing to waste their time I love to fuck with old colors yeah because
something my brain says that I can say and do whatever I want to them because it was you can
just like really roast them yeah absolutely so yo i want to get y'all's take on this all right so
yesterday i came across across this tweet as is later said my family is currently in a heated
argument said you're back in high school what folder colors do you assign for your classes the subjects
are math science english and history and the colors are blue red yellow and green and i chose so for me
I did math.
Math just, when I hear math, I just feel red.
I don't know why.
Okay. It feels red.
In correct.
Science, to me, is blue because you study the natural, you study the natural earth.
It's sky and the ocean is obviously, you know, blue tint or the perception of.
So science is blue.
English is green to me because I pictured some dude, like writing a poem under a tree or some shit like that.
You know what I mean?
So that's green, right?
And then yellow is history because I think of like all of the ancient Egypt's in Rome.
and like Mesopotamian, all the scrolls you find,
have like a yellow tint to them and all that.
So I just feels yellow.
But like the comments I got, I put it on my gram too,
the comments I got like people feel so strongly about it.
Like, and it's interesting hearing people's reasoning.
So what do you all got?
So PFT subjects, math, science, English history, red, blue, green, yellow.
Math for sure, red.
No, no.
PFT and I are on the same page on this.
And this is the explanation that I put out.
history now let's
before let's get it all out before there's any contest
history is red
because history is written in blood
history's red Rome
red a lot of red in history
red is used throughout
name any historical thing
red it's got red
science is such a bold claim to make
but I'm just backing up
any historical thing has red
science is green
yep for chlorophyll
chlorophyll green green science
plants studying biology
Allege is green as shit.
Every science textbook has some sort of green.
Green.
Trees green.
Math is blue because all of the Texas instruments have some sort of blue
incorporation in all of their calculators.
Oh, that's the weakest explanation.
No, I used to pick blue just because blue is my favorite color and I hated math.
So it would make me hate math a little bit less if I gave it my favorite color.
Also, Pythagoras, blue is in a lot of math textbooks.
Blue is there.
He just named somebody and said blue was in a lot of math.
Pythagoras, Archimedes, blue, because they're all just sitting and they're all wearing blue robe blues involved.
English, yellow, because there's tons of books with yellow on the front.
Every, like, English book I had always had yellow.
Yellow is the most feminine of all those colors in English as I find feminine.
Now we're getting into some weird shit
Is where Billy starts tipping his toe
Why is yellow a feminine color?
Well, no, it's more that all my English teachers were women
So it was always a feminine class in my reptile brain
So you're also saying that
It sounds like you're saying that English is weak
Yes
And you associate being weak with being feminine
Sexism, bro
Yeah
You could have just
Yes would have been a funny answer
But you just
Then you made it worse
No but pen is mightier than the sword
So it's no but remember we're children
When we're talking about this
You're not right now though
I know but like but like these associations
You just all the things you gave
Were like history is written in blood
You thought that as a seven year old
Yeah dude
No you didn't
I mean he was buying tickets as a nine year old
That's true I guess when you're Roman
Time Square solo you grow up quick
You have time to think
I agree with Billy but for
completely different reasons
From everything that he just said
But his colors are correct.
That's an easy one for me.
What about you, Big T?
Math red.
English was always blue to me.
English just screams blue.
Math red.
Yeah, red is a very stern color.
It's cut and draw.
Like math.
There is no ambiguity.
Red, that's red correlates to math.
English was just always blue because it's, I don't know,
English just has blue vibes.
And then, yeah, science green.
Yep.
And then what was it?
the other one? History. History.
I guess I never
really had a read, but yeah, yellow
it goes with history. I was going to say
when Billy first gave me this hypothetical
yesterday, I was going to say orange would be
history. If I had to pick one, but that's
not one of the options that we have. Yeah, that wasn't
the absolute. If it was the option, I would have gave science purple
if that was the option. I would have, I don't hate
that. I would have given math black
because it's very black and white.
If there was real colors, black
would have been math. Area, as a musician,
do you associate different colors
with different chords because I do.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, just in general, right?
Like, if I don't have synesthesia to the extent,
synesthesia for people that don't know,
synesthesia is like where people can close their eyes
and they hear music and they see colors in their head.
Like, it's a real thing.
So if they hear a C note, they can see that.
Like, I have it to, like, a very small degree where it's like,
if I close my eyes, like, I see, like, colors and patterns
like swirling when music is playing.
It's really odd.
I didn't know what it was until I saw that definition.
but like I said I don't have it to the extent of that
but I definitely hear music and see colors in my head
it's pretty dope yeah yeah when I think of chords
I think of a G chord and that a G chord is orange
it's always been orange that's green is it's green to me
not not because of the letter association though
D is green to me and then E is
I don't have perfect pitch I'd have to hear it
E is blue it's like a bluish purple
C is yellow, but like a kind of a burnt yellow.
A is red.
And those are the big ones for me.
But I've always had those.
Whenever I hear or see those chords or play those chords,
like I'm actively thinking about that in my head.
It's like, oh, this is red.
That's pretty cool, actually.
I felt like I was always a weirdo.
And then I got a little bit older.
I found out that some other people do it too.
Like, okay, so I guess I'm not completely insane.
If you look at, if you look at like people who have Alzheimer's and they can't remember anything, they don't know their family, they don't know anything.
They just day to day, they just don't even know their names.
You play a music from their era and they remember every word, they light up and they start crying.
It's the most amazing.
They're like the neural connectivity that happens when music is played in our brains is, is so.
So fascinating.
That's a real thing.
There's a couple of videos that have gone viral on TikTok of this guy who his grandpa's a big
Manchester City fan.
They live in England.
And he took him to the last game of the season last year and then the first game of
the season this year after he like went viral.
And the grandpa's Alzheimer's like on the car ride over doesn't remember his grandson.
And then they get into the stadium and he knows every song that like all the fans sing.
Oh, wow.
It's super cool.
That is awesome.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It really makes you think, man, like how.
how music is correlated to mental health and how important it is to our happiness.
Because every, also food, when you think about it, even though it's bad, but like a lot of
it is bad.
Like when you look at how much food is correlated and music is correlated to like significant events
in our lives, like a game or a birthday or a holiday or something like that, there are very
specific things that are correlated to it, which directly affects our happiness.
This shit is fascinating.
That just made me hungry.
My grandma had dementia, and she used to,
she wouldn't remember anything.
Like, you wouldn't remember, you know, like conversation we had two minutes ago.
She would remember beef.
She had with people from, like, 30 years ago.
Oh, the emotional connection.
She would, like, tell me about how she was like, oh, yeah, I got kicked out of this place one time
or, like, all this stuff.
Like, oh, I evaded this tax.
Like, I did tax rod with these people.
I'm like, Jesus Christ.
But, like, couldn't remember, like, what she had.
Serious emotion
Cause you have more
Like more memory of things
That's why that's why a lot of people who are very like we talked about different sports fans and
Certain like a lot of gamblers have much more vivid memories of sporting events because they remember like oh I bet you
Yeah which is very cognizant of like people who can remember all these games all these moments
It's like there's a lot of people in this building who can remember a lot of stuff just because of the action on it.
Right.
Yeah.
If you can associate an emotion or a feeling to something, you're definitely more likely to remember that feeling that you had, which anchors the fact or the instance that went on.
All right.
Well, this has been a great, great nanodosing.
Do you want to beef or no?
I want to beef.
I want a beef.
I missed beef last week.
I heard people were beef.
Do we have time?
Do we have time, Aaron?
Yeah, I got a little bit of time
Okay, let's do a beef.
Do we want to have people that specifically want to be with Billy?
Yeah.
Let's just, don't listen.
Billy's just going to yell at him like you did last time.
Well, that was one time.
Just pick somebody that's got a good beef.
We'll do one beef.
We'll do one special beef.
It's got to be good.
All beef.
All beef, no breaks, huh, Billy?
Like, I was beefing last week, and I missed it.
Yeah, that was a real one too.
He said you were soft.
I know.
He did say you were soft.
How do you feel about that?
Well, I hope he comes back.
Wow, was that already a week ago?
I'm also, yeah, the time flies when you have fun, Billy.
Yo, I'm also going back and forth on Twitter with people about this whole dead before you're alive thing.
I know.
I keep getting the mentions for it.
Yo, I'm even more so.
I've talked myself into it even more
because I was just
really going off the definition
but now that I'm really thinking about it
I'm actually believing this shit
because one of the dudes said
in order for something to be inanimate
has to be something physical
before you're alive
there's nothing physical
and that's just patently not true
there's no such thing as nothing
like you were before you were born
but the arrangements of your atoms were not
dead
what's the thing
what's it's like matter cannot be
created or destroyed
everything like I think I said in that pocket
everything that was an existence
or will be in existence
is already physically here
there's no energy that can be created
inside of this universe
so
dead
fascinating
by the way
did you guys see that
all these new IRS
agents that are getting armed
and trained. Big T,
you know probably know about this, right?
I haven't kept up with it
diligently. The IRS is
hired around like, what, 200,000
individuals to be trained with firearms
for seizing assets and taxes?
I don't think that that's entirely
true. Well, look at the video. I just saw you.
I know I saw a video.
They're training people.
Little secret police action?
Yeah, I don't think that it's
It looks like a comedy central sketch
It's not what Billy's making it out to be
Little little
Let's go take
They hire so how many did you say they hired
Because they only
They hired 87,000 people
It was like 90,000 or so
87,000 people
Hmm
But as far as like
Which ones are going to be armed
I don't think
All of them
No
No not even close
87,000
Not that that won't be all armed
Oh
Where are you
seeing that they'll be all armed. I will, I bet you
$100,000 that it's a
fraction of that, that's going to be armed.
Let me see.
We have tow truck drivers that are armed. It's not
out of the realm of possibility. Yeah, but that's
that's, uh, and let's not act like the IRS agents haven't been
armed this entire time because IRS agents do carry weapons. Some of
them. Some of them. I'm not, I'm not talking about like the auditors. I'm not
talking about the tax auditors. No, but Billy, where are you seeing that
the auditors will be carrying guns now?
um be lit iris i said you try to write off this kfc receipt in september of 96th irs
job description was edited to remove deadly force requirement
but still you haven't answered my question you're just you're finding in the job in the
original job listening you're trying to get you mad original job listen answer the question billy
how many of them are going to be armed find me a fact give me a give me a fact of how many
because i think two seconds ago you said 200 000 i found armed irs agents will be giving guns
and they're training them.
87,000 are being hired, Billy.
There's a job listening.
Billy, you're not listening to me.
No, you're not because you're talking.
87,000 new agents.
That sucks.
I'm not saying that's a good thing at all.
But also it does not say that 87,000 of them will be armed.
The job listing, the job listing that is for those 87,000 people they're looking to hire.
For all of them.
They're hiring 87,000 people for the exact same position.
around the country you're saying that this job posting that you saw this one that you've seen
is a job listing for all 87,000 new hires okay a screenshot appearing to be from an actual
irs job description has gone viral online because of its alleged requirements a new agent
applying for the position must carry a firearm and be willing to use deadly force if necessary
okay so it sounds like the irs maybe is hiring for a position where you have to have a gun
on what planet does that mean that all 87,000 are hiring for this exact same position?
Well, so they said they were going to hire new people and this was the only new job listing.
The only, that's the only one that the IRS has put online is the one that you see right there that was taken down.
That's the only job listing that they had.
I'm just saying, what do you think it's about?
You're just, well, you're just making stuff up right now.
That's what you think is about figured out.
What did I make up?
You're making up that the, I got the number wrong.
Because I didn't pull it up yet.
I was trying to fill some dead air while we're finding beef.
You have zero context behind that job listing.
And you're talking like it's first you said 200,000 people that they're giving guns to.
I just had to look at, I was trying to fill some dead air.
So I found something.
Okay.
So then I had to look up the actual number.
Listen, I hate, I don't like the IRS.
I think they suck ass.
But also let's, let's not act like Joe Biden is making it.
Who mentioned Joe Biden?
This never became about Joe Biden.
I'm saying let's not act like Joe Biden.
Are you defending Joe Biden?
No, I fucking hate Joe Biden.
But let's not act like he's creating a gas.
stopo of IRS agents.
It's not act like the IRS hasn't existed
for years. The tweet said that you sent.
Yeah. I never mentioned Joe Biden. The tweet
that you sent says Joe Biden
is sending these nerds after you over
your Venmo balance.
So,
I'm just saying, don't be a fucking idiot, Billy.
Hmm.
Oh, task.
Speaking of Billy being a fucking idiot.
Oh, excuse me, mad dog.
Sorry.
Jeez. That had some
vitry all behind it. That wasn't even about
me and I'm mildly offended.
A, let a talk.
I'm with her.
What did you guys say?
I didn't say it.
Someone wants to beef with Billy
about his concussion take.
Okay.
This was taking way out of context.
Well,
this concussion take was that
literally a
A. A. A. A.
Our audience have heard it.
I want to hear what they beef is about.
Okay.
Let's hear him out.
This will be our one beef for today.
Yeah.
I don't disagree with what this person
is probably going to say
because what I said,
I didn't describe.
So, Billy, the answer to your question is, because I did look it up on Fox News.
Uh-huh.
So the IRS has criminal investigation.
Like you admit that that's probably some of the IRS should have is a criminal investigation
branch for things that are like real fucking deep.
And the job listing that they have, it copies the same language that other law enforcement
agencies such as the FBI, same language the FBI would have.
It's for their special criminal investigation.
unit at the top where you've got agents that are in fact law enforcement officers that have
weapons that have service weapons and it's not for all 87,000 at all just saying this is why
I bring it up so you can clear these things up okay I'm glad that we cleared things up but listen
you bunk me fift it's your bunk me I'm my source is Fox News on this one so I'm just saying
that like okay the IRS sucks yes I agree Joe Biden sucks yes I
agree but people are acting like the people that the IRS are hiring like there's going to be
stormtroopers going into your office because you've invoked somebody in your fantasy football
league and they're going to pull a gun on you like that's i think you kind of want that to happen
in a weird way i feel like it's it's like a fantasy that some people have like oh my god they're
coming after me they're going to they're going to shoot me because i paid my bookie it's like you
a certain part of you wants that to be the truth so you can get mad about it it's weird
Hello, Kenney-Zoo.
Hey, how's it going, guys?
Yo, who are we talking to here?
This is Brian.
What's up, Brian?
How's it going?
Pretty good.
How are you guys doing?
Doing great, man.
Gangster.
Where are you from?
I'm from Richmond, Virginia.
Nothing too special about it, but pretty good place.
I got some people from there for show.
What's the beef, my guy?
I want to start off with saying, I do have beef with everybody on the show that actually hasn't seen Ready Player 1.
I know that is a great.
entertaining show or movie and I think Aryan said it like to join about a hundred
thousand times and nobody's watched it so that's it's kind of shitty that nobody's
taking his take on that because it's actually a great great movie I do have
beef with Billy first off fuck you Billy fuck you dude dude I I guess I don't
really understand what your take on concussions is but I think you grossly
oversimplified what concussions are like I think you're just a you
You got your bell rung kind of guy.
No.
In all honesty, and in all honesty, it's like way more than that.
Maybe you think, like, oh, you got to get knocked out and throw up and shit like that.
But if you actually do some real research, there's actually a lot more to concussions
than just being hit really hard and then falling down and pass it out.
Like soccer headers, you got, I mean, obviously boxers, football players.
Even those little tiny hits to the head are still classified as concussions.
and there's a study on Stanford.
They did a generic running play,
offensive linemen.
Sub-concussed blows.
It was an equivalent of smashing your car into a wall going 35 miles an hour.
So if that doesn't classify as a concussion
and resulting in what concussions are
because the definition is a violent jolt to the brain,
I mean, I just want to hear what you have to say about that,
but I've read-grossly oversimplified it.
I've read the studies about repeated sub-concussive blows.
And I pretty sure that Stanford study you're talking about
is talks about sub-concussive blows
and repeated sub-concussive blows,
which I agree is not good over a long period of time
and will result in probably, you know, a lot of damage.
Totally agree with that.
When I was talking about basically...
Billy hates this one person that he went to school with
who was assigned to be on his team in class
and then she was going to do all the work
and then she took off like two weeks because she had a concussion
and then Billy couldn't make her do all the work for him.
And so that became a big national pandemic that we're dealing with with people faking concussions.
I think is that, am I way off base on that one, Billy?
No, the concussion stuff, I totally believe that, you know, concussions are real.
I believe that, I mean, a concussion being any, like basically people assume every time they hit their head, they have a concussion.
I think can we agree that maybe not every time you hit your head you get a concussion?
Can we find some, some, you know, common ground there?
You're just going back to your own.
take i think it's better to assume that you do rather than assume that you don't so like yeah you're
walking safe and sorry you know so like when you're like you know i'm a tall guy i accidentally hit my
head a lot when i'm walking through uh like old uh doors or up old stairways that how fucking
dumb are you what you like you like you constantly oh your head on doors that happens a lot
unaware of where you're walking.
No, okay, let's be real here.
Let's be real here.
There's a lot of old things that you, like, let's say you're walking in a bar and it's
like an older bar and you're looking and you like, it's like watch your head.
They have all those signs and stuff.
You sometimes hit your head.
It's not all the time.
It's maybe like three times a year.
You're not six, seven, Billy.
But there are.
How tall are you?
They put their tons up for people like you, Billy.
Oh, right.
But let's be real.
Like, if I like, hit, like, when you hit your head on a cabinet, you don't realize it's
open.
is that a king like and you it hurts but you go around like I'm just saying that the fact that
every single every single hit ever hit her head on your cabinet door and said they had a concussion
yes dude have you you just said that every jolt to the brain is considered a concussion
yeah Billy that's not a giant a jolt is a violent swing of soccer I know technically concussions
with like heading technique so every time a soccer player heads a ball it's concussion I mean it's a jolt
to the brain which is what the definition
of a concussion is.
So, I think, I think that you grossly oversimplified it, which like, I get what
you're saying, but like, so I grew up speaking, that's what a concussion is.
So I grew up in a very, like, I'm 23 years old, this, the concussion movie came out
when I think it was a freshman in high school.
Concussions were all the rage when I grew up.
So I'm sort of probably on the other end of the spectrum where I saw the pendulum swing
the total other way and saw that like this was maybe getting a little out of hand.
Concussions are too cool now.
Yeah.
So that's the only thing I was trying to say when I made that one statement on concussions.
I'm glad we're clearing this up.
What you're not realizing is so I'm a little bit older than you and I grew up through
the 90s.
I was playing new sports all throughout the 90s.
And every other sport that I played besides football, we all knew about concussions
and we knew how bad they were.
And if you had a concussion, it's like you're not going back in the game.
You're sitting out until you're symptom free.
Like that's what it was like in baseball and basketball.
and soccer for me growing up.
Football was the only sport where they just pretended that it didn't exist.
And then in like the mid to late 90s, the NFL was like, well, with everything that we know
that's come out these last couple years about concussions, it's like, no, no, that's bullshit.
Like every other sport knew that it was bad except for football.
Football coaches just pretended it didn't exist.
And then the lawsuit started.
And then it became an issue where they had to acknowledge it.
And so they had to talk about it.
I don't think that anybody thought that they were being.
cool because they had a concussion.
There might be some examples of players that didn't want to play that just said that they
had a concussion, but like, that's who cares about that?
If you have, if you have any sort of brain injury, this is something where when you get
a little bit older, you'll look back and you'll be like, yeah, we should have been more
careful, not less careful with our brains.
I'm very sort of concerned about my own brain when it comes to head trauma and stuff.
but the thing is it's now it's like what i'm really trying to say is because of how concerned we are
if you were malicious and wanting to get out of uh school get out of malicious activities to skip
it's very easy to like fake a concussion because of how how far it's gone what are we let me ask you
this believe what are we losing by people faking concussions what what what is the what is the
drawback from that like what is like if people don't stop faking concussions here's what's going to happen
no i mean that's my only common was like like you know you like they put people in the concussion
protocol for getting hit in the head with like a basketball from a rebound like my guy answer
the question what are we losing nothing i just made an off-hand comment now the athletic trainers who
used to love me athletic trainers used to love me because i referred to them by their proper nomenclature
athletic trainer
which they were like
thank you for using the
what do other people call them well
it's a very big issue in the athletic trainer
culture that they are athletic
trainers as opposed to what
I forget the other word but it's like
demeaning so shout out so all the
athletic trainers but then they all turned on me
when they heard like my one off hand comment
about concussions no I totally believe concussions
are a huge issue we're probably to learn
much more about them in the future and hopefully
we have much better
treatment for neurological
issues. And I think we're going to be
progressing in that realm. I'm sorry, pissed everyone off
about my concussion take. It's just
like I've had, you know, friends who have done it. No people
have done it. Like, I got a test tomorrow. I'm just, I'm so
fucked. I'm just going to take concussion. It's just become
an easy excuse. I mean, I guess
that makes sense. I think, I think it's all relative, you know, because like
think of it like people that that are like boxers all the time like they get hit in the head all
the time and don't have concussions but like if i went into a boxing ring got hit i'd probably
be immediately concussed where that average hit wouldn't concuss the person that's used to it so i
think you know maybe you have a thick head like no offense i'm just saying like you know maybe
you could take it better than somebody else that could get hit in the head doing the exact same
thing but it doesn't mean that like just because you went through something similar that they like
both of you guys didn't get concussed
or like the definition of a concussion
but I mean I guess I see what you're saying
I mean at least you understand the importance of
you know yes I do down getting to right
perfect I've taken the impact test
I mean the impact test is obviously
I want to find my impact test scores from high school
and then take it again and see see what's going on
if I've gotten worse or improved
there's a problem with those two
Because I think I said this before, but I got a concussion, an obvious concussion during, let's see, we were playing twice.
Once I played the Colts and another than when I played Eagles, and I had an obvious concussion.
My head got hit and I was like, oh, this is definitely a concussion.
Like, it was just the bell was wrong.
I forgot, like, it took me a while to come to.
and so they took me in for evaluation
but somehow some way
I was able to remember those tests
because it's the same test that I've been taking
since I was in the league
after a fact since I was in college
and so I just memorized the test
and so I was cleared to play again
because I just recognized the pattern
I knew what that right answers were
yeah that needs to change
I have a history of concussions
before every year
they would give you a test
and for like eight years when I was playing
I just literally memorized everything they asked.
And then I got cleared, but I like pretty much wasn't cleared in real life.
But, you know, you kind of could fake it.
Yeah.
So that's what.
Are you guys talking about the baseline is different than the test that you, that they test you afterwards?
So they do, no, they do.
No, I'm saying they do, they do the baseline.
And it's the same thing as when, when you're when you're in concussion protocol, when they take you off the field.
It's the same one.
That's what the baseline is for.
I'm going to have to push.
Yeah.
But I remember the tests.
and I'm going to have to push back.
I was in the NFL.
I know, I know.
I took the test as well, but I'm pretty sure there was the same figures they used, the same tests, but the sequences were different.
Mine was the exact same.
I'm talking about the same patterns, little figure eight things with the arrow.
Like they made it flipped it in certain ways, but it's the exact same test.
So much so is that I knew it from memory.
And I knew I had, I knew I had a concussion.
There were things I couldn't remember about myself, but that this specific,
thing? I could recall like that. No, but that's like saying that it was the same, you know,
the same letters, but they're rearranged different ways, but they said the same, they said
different. But he recognized a pattern is what he's saying. So you were, you were able to like game the
system a little bit. And this is why it's kind of tricky. And sometimes people think that the
scientists are like going overboard or whatever. But the fact is that the players themselves in most
sports are going to just say that they don't have a concussion and try to game the system. And so,
you need it to be a little bit more stringent to make them tell the truth about it because they
won't protect themselves because in the moment if you're if you're good football player chances
are you want to stay in the game you want to keep contributing you might be you know if you're
in the NFL if you miss time that means missed money in future contracts 100% not only that
it's it there's no matter what the mental stigma around the NFL likes to pretend it's always
looked at as soft if you're not on the fields
honestly looked at like soft i totally
agree with all this sentiment let me
just put it in a different way
that maybe so sickness
is a very serious issue
stomach bugs people can dive
dehydration
you know
bad an allergy
but but when you hear someone
you know like oh i have a stomach ache
like
it's it's stomach aches are taking very
seriously but if you practice on a stomach
ache and shit yourself, that doesn't mean that like, no, I'm just saying it's like, it's not
your stomach's going to. No, but your stomach ache is like, you know, can be used as an excuse.
That's all I was pointing out that it's like you can bet it's a new excuse in this day and age.
This is going to be something where like I guarantee you 15 years from now, Billy's going to have
180 degrees different take on this. Well, I won't be able to remember any of your names.
No, that's not what I'm saying at all. I'm saying that when you look back on things and you realize
that you're playing sports as.
a youth and going through high school and college isn't the most important thing that you'll
ever do you'll have you'll have a different perspective i have the exact same perspective of you guys
i'm just saying no you definitely don't do i 100% do it's very serious i'm just saying people
that's the only thing i was trying to point out was that people fake it to get out of things okay
i was saying maybe you have some people faking it but people are going to fake everything so yeah that's
it's a new fake thing okay that's all i was saying i totally agree about all these subconcussive blows
I'm a big proponent of the Guardian caps.
I think I like making shit a new faking thing.
It's just like Avery from a hockey perspective, what's the, are people out there faking
concussions left and right?
No.
That's hockey.
I think some hockey players might hide concussions to keep playing.
Right.
But they never fake them.
Yeah.
Avery, did you?
And listen, I'm not like even blaming the players that hide concussions.
I think I would probably do the same thing if I were playing hockey at a high level.
Like that's just it's natural.
If you're a competitor, if you're good, you probably will do that.
So that's why we need to have the standards be like so rigorous that you can't take it.
But also the feel around it, right?
Because there's no incentive to having a concussion from like a, like if you're like a player on the bubble, right?
Like when I was playing, if I was to set out a couple games, they'd be like, okay, you're under concussion protocol, right?
Man, I've had soft tissue injuries before where I've had my coach and my GM coming to me
and be like, yo, it's about time you get back on the field.
Like, they don't give a fuck about your health at all.
You know what I mean?
So there's no incentive as a young kid trying to get money and trying to make lifelong
sustaining money to tell the truth if you really got your belt wrong.
But you could still, I might not know, I might not be able to do simple math in that moment.
But this play that I've been practicing for an entire year, I could do without thinking about it.
You know what I mean?
Like the reactionary of getting out of somebody's way with somebody's coming at you, all the elements you need to play your particular sport.
There's no incentive to stop doing that and protect your mental health.
That's the issue behind it.
And the NFL does it.
And no matter how much they push, they don't see it that way.
Coaches don't see it.
GMs don't see it because there's somebody behind you.
It's a business.
There's somebody behind you that will get the job done.
It's also different now because they have the concussion spotters.
so in hockey like if a goalie gets ran and his eyes are like twitching any bit he'll get pulled
off the ice and they don't they obviously don't want to get pulled out of the game so they might
just you know try to hold off until the end at least i totally agree with all of you guys at this
point on this point but let's the only thing i was pointing out you know the dog ate my homework
right how many times does this happen to you because you're it sounds like it's a prevalent
problem? Because we're talking about it. I'm trying to explain to you guys. I'm trying to explain
to you guys my point. So the dog ate my homework. Okay, that excuse doesn't work anymore because it's
so worn out. What's a new excuse? Oh, my Wi-Fi was out all night. That's all I'm saying.
How many people are going? So, so it's a bad analogy. How many people are going into school and
saying, I have a concussion. I can't do this. It was a lot. I mean, I can't, I can't believe it wasn't, like,
you know a mad dog
you didn't even
sort of see this
like faking concussions
not faking concussions
I mean yeah
because like
um
no because
like
because most of the time
they weren't fake
also I went to an all
girls school
so it's just a different vibe
but like
growing up when I was in sports
like I got
the shit
you know
like my head
knocked out
but
I don't know
we're kind of running in circles
I'm on every side where it's like I feel like I probably hid more symptoms than I.
Okay.
So, Billy, let me ask you this because it seems like you, in theory, agree with what we're saying.
I agree with everything you're saying.
But is there a way to make sure that people aren't faking concussions?
Wouldn't you rather have somebody like, I don't know, one out of ten people fake a concussion?
Yeah, that's a better way to phrase it.
Do you think there's more people hiding their concussions or faking their concussions?
um hiding yeah so but the thing is i was just pointing it out i'm not saying it's a problem
like like let's say you know o j what you did here's how we get rid of that hey man we appreciate
you call appreciate it officially one what's the beef i i agree with you guys thank you thank you for
for beefing with billy i think yeah no problem get him tested give him that concussion test i feel like
he's still from his uh college days as well i i think the it's a way to get
get rid of people faking concussions is just to point out what billy's doing right now and be like
listen you're making people not believe in real concussions like billy so just stop doing it because
people will yeah there's injure their brains if you're pretending to have a false cry wolf yeah
to that false wolf cries to the to the five percent of people that fake concussions just know that you're
you're making a lifelong enemy in billy because he had to do actual school work yeah he had to learn
something, you know? Yeah. Well, Billy likes learning stuff. That's the thing. Billy likes learning things
that he wants to learn. Their end of the project that didn't get done. Did this happen one time?
No, it's just like, yes, yes. How many times how, I'm being 100% serious. How many times have
you seen someone be like, I couldn't do this. I have a concussion. A lot. I've never heard of
this once in my life. Okay. I mean, the people that have said something like that actually had a
concussion to me. Yeah. I've done, I've been around concussions a lot. I this thing's got a
I'm pretty blown out of proportion
because it's a touchy issue.
You said that you wanted to beef.
I did want to, but
here's the beef.
All right.
Thank you for your beef.
And fuck Dan Snyder, PFT.
Yeah, absolutely.
Fuck them.
Fuck them.
I appreciate you guys.
See you, man.
Thank you.
Okay.
I'm glad we'd clear that up.
Yeah.
Did we?
Yeah.
I mean, I agree with everything
you guys are saying.
I'm just saying there's those people.
You got to stop saying that because you don't.
I do
concussions are a problem
and I'm glad there's the things in place
that are making sure that it happens
but also Pulsification of America
but yeah there's people who can
there's people who can take advantage of the system
and be Billy reminds me of
Jeremy Pruitt who is Tennessee's head coach
before Heipel there was this one offensive
lineman who got two or three concussions
in a row but Pruitt refused
to say the word concussion
he would always say yeah
he's in the protocol thing
he would never say the word
concussion and it was my favorite thing. He's got
some cobwebs. The first one he said he got his bell rung. Then the second
I said, yeah, he's back in the protocol thing.
Remember Mike Leach? Oh, yeah.
Mike Leach, he locked Craig James' son in a shed.
That story, was that ever resolved?
I don't think so. Because he was getting sued, I think.
I don't know what happened to that. I know that Texas Tech didn't pay Mike Leach all the money
that he thought that he deserved. I think it was involved in that lawsuit somehow. I don't
know the details, so I might screw this up. I think he got sued for it. And then he sued Texas
Tech for not giving him his buyout. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, he locked, it was Craig James's son
and locked him in equipment shed because he's like, it's dark in there. You need to be away from
light, don't you? Don't you boy? I believe that. Yeah, 100%. His, his thinking was not far off.
I mean, can you, there are probably other places to put a player besides locking a bit of a shed.
Sure, but you could make the argument that his head was in the right place.
Yeah.
The worst thing about concussion protocol is you're sitting in a dark room.
You're not allowed to do anything.
You're not allowed to look at your phone.
You're not allowed to watch TV.
You're not even allowed to read.
This is why he's against concussions.
No, this is not.
But then there's a huge...
Or more concussions, I guess.
Are you allowed to jerk off in the dark room?
Sure.
That was a big question.
Yeah, you didn't...
Yeah, sure.
Go for it.
Knock yourself out.
But who knows?
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
yeah are you uh i mean it's a big like literally if you go on google are you allowed to
jack this is what the people are asking no seriously this was a huge question that floated around
i'm going to say yes i think you are allowed to jack off but who knows but you have to use your
imagination that's it just spank bank only
what if it's bad for the concussion i don't know i don't know i'm exhausted by this conversation
Me too.
Agreed.
Okay.
Good nanodosing, man.
Good nanodosing.
I'm glad we got to the bottom of that bill.
I'm glad that we're all in agreement.
Concussions equal bad.
Tune in next week.
Never was a question.
We're going to have a great macro dosing next week.
Starting to gear up for that trip.
Again, we are going to the Tennessee, Florida game in Knoxville.
Allegedly.
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Travel's book.
It's all books.
I would like to see.
I haven't seen that evidence.
I'll send you mine.
Yep.
flights are book.
They had to cancel.
and rebook my flight because they spelled my name wrong.
You spelled your own name wrong?
No, they spelled my name wrong.
Okay.
How did they spell your name wrong?
Controy.
Are we doing a pod over there?
Are we doing a pot over there?
Yeah, I'm going to bring stuff for that.
I think we should record something.
That'd be cool.
That could be the little post game.
The Liddy episode.
We can see it for a nanodos.
Very happy.
Yeah, Tyler Barron.
Very sad.
Tyler Barron commented.
He said he wanted to do a pod post game.
Oh, hell yeah.
Okay.
commented on our IG.
If we get some players, do a post game.
What are you all leaving?
You all leaving Sunday?
Sunday.
Sunday.
Are we there all week?
No, Friday.
Friday to Sunday.
Oh, flight back Sunday.
Yep.
Okay.
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I see it.
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We will see you guys next Tuesday.
Love you guys.