Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Podcast Karaoke

Episode Date: August 18, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing, Big T serenades the crew with a karaoke for the ages. Also, another edition of "What's The Beef?" All of this and more on today's show. Make sure to tune into Macrodo...sing every Tuesday at 12am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, macro dosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. Welcome back to nanodosing. We're nude. We're lewd. We got a toude. That wasn't as good as the first time that I tried to take it off the top. I forget what I said the last time.
Starting point is 00:00:17 I'll just splice it. Live and lewd. That fuck. Okay. Welcome back to nano-dosing. We're live and lewd. We got the whole squad right here. It's nanodosing.
Starting point is 00:00:24 It is Thursday. Thank you guys for tuning in. Good to have you all back. Good to be back in studio again. We had a solid episode on Tuesday. Thank you guys for all joining us on that one. We'll probably be in touch with Asa at some point in the future, getting back on.
Starting point is 00:00:39 Reception was very strong for it. We're back and it is Carstool Karaoke Wednesday. Really Thursday. So Big T objected to me just nominating him for Carstool karaoke, which I understand because I did kind of, I foisted it upon him. So I feel like we should stay. still try to do karaoke on Wednesdays.
Starting point is 00:01:02 I have a song that I am willing to sing if Arian sings it with me. It's courtesy of the red, white, and blue. Look up the lyrics, see if it's something you might enjoy. I will not. I say, yeah, let's do it. I'm out. We can do, don't stop believing. Well, no, Billy, don't distract them.
Starting point is 00:01:30 We're on, we're going down, we're going down. Otherwise, I'm also, I'm also willing to do it if everyone else does. I don't know why it had to just be me. I'm willing to do a duet. I think that we, we have to do it like everybody does it on a Wednesday. Or we can do some sort of game. I think that's a very, like a hat game. What is that, man?
Starting point is 00:01:47 Hack game. Oh, get the big hat. Where's the giant hat? Where's the hat? Where's the cap? Oh, it's right there. It's by the box. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Billy, in the meantime, Billy, distract the audience while I get the hat. In the meantime, there has been. in a large black feline located in Michigan. I've been a big believer in this cryptid. I think there are large so there's never been a
Starting point is 00:02:10 scientifically recognized black mountain lion. The only large cat in North America Black Panthers are either Jaguars or leopards that have a lot of melanin. But there's been
Starting point is 00:02:26 many spottings of large black felines in North America. It's always been thought to be a crypted feline because there's nothing in the history of biology to say there's one, but there was a spotting in Michigan
Starting point is 00:02:42 this is a crypt that I actually think is like very very real. I think there are black it sounds like just a black black cat. No, no, no. These things have been killing livestock. I don't think they get spotted because of their coloring.
Starting point is 00:02:58 the night. Mount lions are hard enough to find by themselves. I think these, uh, I think there's black mount lines, but everyone sees them. They always be like, no, there's no such thing as a black mount lion, but I think there are black mountain lions because these cats, there's a picture taken. It is a gigantic cat. Um, look it up online, Michigan giant black cat sighting. Uh, I think this is one of those cryptids that is actually real. There's a whole monster quest. episode about it i don't know if you guys were monster quest officiandos i was um fascinating cryptid of uh people in north america spotting large black felines monster quest was a very popular show on history channel if you guys didn't watch it then you guys been living under a rock but
Starting point is 00:03:45 um okay this is this is really taking a turn from at the start it sounded like there's this cool cat and then all of a sudden just becomes an indictment on all of us for not watching monster quest yeah well you should be informed we're on a conspiracy podcast Yeah, we are. So, listen, Billy, I'm going to run with this. What's the name of the Black Panther that you think that you saw? I didn't see it. Okay, so what's the, give it a name then?
Starting point is 00:04:08 I'm going to call it. Blanther. Oh, my God. That is horrible. Flag you are. Blissy. Blissy. I'm called the Blissy.
Starting point is 00:04:22 I like Blag you are. Blag you are? I'm obsessed with how. One time I was on Twitter and I was like, yo, have any British people that follow me. Say aluminum jaguar in your accent and they go and there's a bunch of people that were
Starting point is 00:04:38 and they said aluminum jaguar. It's the fucking coolest. Aluminum is the one that pisses me off because like obviously we say things differently than they do, that's fine. But aluminum they add a syllable that doesn't exist. Aluminium. Do they not have an eye in it over there?
Starting point is 00:04:54 It's aluminum. Yeah, I know. One four syllables. They say aluminum. Oh, no, they add an eye. They add an eye, so aluminum. Oh, so it's spelled differently? They add an eye.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Our way of pronouncing it and spelling is way better. Aluminium is the spelling referred in the United Kingdom and other English-speaking nations. It's like calure or theater. Oh, yeah, so they just spelled it different. So it makes sense to them. Okay, I guess that does change things, but that's wrong also. Well, how's it spelled on the periodic? I mean, we're the, we're the bastard language.
Starting point is 00:05:26 I think ours is technically. also calling ZZ I hate that I hate that Yep How do you feel about The sevens That have the extra
Starting point is 00:05:33 Like line through Hate it Is that a British thing I think it's a European thing No it's that's a cursive thing To make it look different From other cursive Like
Starting point is 00:05:44 I'm okay with the sevens actually Yeah Because Because Sometimes it's hard to differentiate Between like ones Like somebody's like a sloppy one Yeah
Starting point is 00:05:53 That's what people I'm okay with seven All right I'm making the hack game right now, and Big T is very, very woe for us. I don't understand why you're so opposed to, like, a good team building exercise while you want to single someone out. Because this is how it works. This is how karaoke works.
Starting point is 00:06:08 It's not all. That's actually not actually. I'm addicted to karaoke. The show that the name of the show that you've ripped this off of is multiple people doing it all at the same time. James Corden and somebody doing it. And I didn't rip it off. This is my idea to do karaoke. But no, Billy did it by himself last time.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Because he started singing something. Well, I was told I should. No, but you started doing it first. I think. Just, Big T, just roll with it. Just try it on. Put it in the hat. I've got all of our names.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Billy's name I did not write down because he did it last week. I think that's fair, right? If you do it last week, you don't have to do it again. Yep. It's like the wheel. It's like someone gets taken off every week. Okay. So it's in the giant hat.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Billy, you get to select the name. And then can we pull up to Discord and just ask somebody on the Discord? To name a song? You're like, what's song? No. Big T hates the discreet All right, I have a piece of paper You can't tell them who's singing it
Starting point is 00:07:01 Yeah They can pick the song week Oh my God Who do we got Oh it's Big T Let me see all the papers The hat doesn't cap Let me see all the papers
Starting point is 00:07:11 You want the papers? I'll look the papers Independent No no Let Big T do a Let big T do a forensic audit Of the Dominion Let me go
Starting point is 00:07:19 Tell me what you find in there This is 2,000 mules presented by Big Tea. Just a big tea. That was funny. Big T, what did you find in there? I found three Big T's so far. That's a lie.
Starting point is 00:07:42 You're a lie. Four. That's a lie. They all say Big T. That's it. Show the camera. They all say Big T. Show the camera.
Starting point is 00:07:49 I've already put it back in the hat. Yeah, show the camera. Yeah, I've already put them back in the hat. They all said Big T. Big T, now you're lying. you're lying to the audience were those mail-in ballots big t is lying found them at 3 a.m. in Michigan you're lying to the audience right now you look if there's statistical inaccuracies there's that's outside the scope of statistical error I mean there's nothing that's outside the scope
Starting point is 00:08:13 of statistical error mad mad dog pick up that hat just so the audience well it could have changed I was looking away you could have had her put different papers in there we're all on camera slight a hand she's not we're all on camera right where's the hat right now yeah honestly i'm on big t side on this billy don't all right i'm gonna perform watermelon sunrise by bobby finno hell yeah no this has i i can't do this one
Starting point is 00:08:38 just have words that you can't say do you have do you have ones that i can perform yeah yeah i have uh i have an entire ep that has no cuss words on it and i didn't do it on purpose swan featuring savior omar how's that one Yep, that's one.
Starting point is 00:08:56 That's zero cuss words. I don't care about cuss words. Oh, you care about the end bomb. Yeah, generally. But, Arian, if you tell me. You will not get canceled singing. If you know, that's cap. No, no, no, he's saying, no, he's saying that song I could sing without.
Starting point is 00:09:15 No, Swan don't have it. Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Also, to verify voting, I see an Avery, I see an Arian. I see a PFT. Yep. I see a mad dog. Yep. Big T's just bitter.
Starting point is 00:09:27 This is classic Big T right now. But hey, T, at least you're just getting it out of the way. You're getting it out of the way. We're all going to have to do it. I think this is bullshit. And is this, I want to do a Bobby Fino song. I just have no clue how this like the tune goes at all. We can play it.
Starting point is 00:09:46 You can play it. That's karaoke. Yeah, see here's a little plug, a little music plug. Yeah, I like that. Let's plug some music. Y'all go go on Spotify or Apple. music you know check out bobby finno in the matter of fact i'm hype actually uh i haven't done any pro i looked the other day and i got like 40 000 i was actually just fixing to ask if you
Starting point is 00:10:05 had to guess how many monthly listeners you had because that's higher than i would have guessed that's what i'm saying i don't i don't i've done no the last uh project i put out i did all i did was posted on my instagram like i just make music because i love making music and so i was just checking the other day i didn't even check it i looked at what my top songs were just to see the rotation and it said 40 000 monthly listeners that's lit. I'm hype about that. Watermelon Sunrise has 1.1 million streams. Yep, I made that beat too.
Starting point is 00:10:32 Yeah, no. It's good. It's good music. If you haven't checked that out, if you like rap, it's really good. A little shameless plug. I think that's the only time I've ever plugged it on this podcast season. Okay, so I, by the way, I'm looking up Billy's report of the large black cat sighting. I blogged it. I mean, it sounds legit. Yeah. Send it to the group.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Send it to the group. This blussie's out there. This blussy, this blussy. The blow OCOC is out there, boys. Little bluesy. Little bluesy vert. Black Cat, Michigan. I, this, if I'm big on this, the Department of National Resources
Starting point is 00:11:11 investing large black cat siting in Coomish, Northern Michigan. Yeah, and this isn't, this guy took a toolbox out there to like get the sizing. And it's as big as this table is the length. Mm-hmm. So that's, I'm big on that.
Starting point is 00:11:31 I'm big on that. The Bluessy is real. Yeah, it's called Gary Bluessy. Yeah. Oh, man. I'm excited. Everyone's like, because when you find out that something that science says wasn't real, is real, like, that gives you hope for like, like, everything. Everything that you believe in that's bullshit is on the table.
Starting point is 00:11:49 Yeah. Everything. Oh, they're wrong about that. Yeah. The Ocopy. Everyone thought the Okapi was a fake mythical beast that had legs of a zebra. Gravity is not real, maybe. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:01 You never know. Hmm. All right. So here's how I think we should approach this week's Carstall karaoke. So Big T obviously doesn't know any Bobby Fino songs. You're not familiar with the melodies. You're not familiar with the rhythm, anything like that. So it's going to be very tough for you to pull off without ever having listened to his song to do karaoke on one of them.
Starting point is 00:12:23 So I nominate that you sing Garth Brooks I don't know any Garth Brooks songs I've made my choice Courtesy the red, white, and blue No, it's Swan by Bobby Fino or nothing But you don't know the song I think that makes it better I want to support my-
Starting point is 00:12:38 Okay, all right, fine, fuck it, can we play it? Yeah, I got it. All right, let me let's- I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna attempt to do a copyright strike if this goes on YouTube as well. Play it once through and then we can cut that part out and then we'll do it.
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Starting point is 00:14:33 underwhelmed but I'm I'm just well that's when you're feeling good right hell boner it's just no it's not when you're feeling good it's just like Jesus Christ it's it's just when it's I'm chilling I'm well lyrics in front of you I think yeah Billy believes that you're at you're like peak state whenever you have a boner that just means that that's when you're feeling all the emotions that's why billy thinks girls it has this like yeah there's like the inner frat boy in him that just wants to burst out at any moment say i've never been in a frat i've never been in a frat yeah yeah that's a good point like does your school have fraternities billy is loki like kind of like a frat guy loki a thousand percent what i thought he was
Starting point is 00:15:13 one never been in a frat no billy played sports not by your own choice but as i'm saying I think he would have been If he didn't play sports He would have been in a frat He'd have been jumping off rooms On the tables and shit Would you have been in a frat If you didn't play sports?
Starting point is 00:15:26 No, they actively recruited us And I was like, no Fuck out of here They got to spank you with paddles They do have a kind of weird As like traditions Actually we might There's a lot of weird
Starting point is 00:15:36 There's a lot of weird traditions and frats But have There's a lot of I would actually like to know more About African American fraternities Because they have some really cool stuff that they do that just like I see videos of
Starting point is 00:15:49 I'm like what's going on? They dances is hard we used to go to their parties always go to their parties was fire the Q's had the QDOT was the AUF Omega side I'm not fucking ball they letters but it's Omega they used to have these parties and he called oil spills oil spills
Starting point is 00:16:05 is when it's basically jungle juice and they just had like this big tub and they just put all kind of different liquor in that thing I didn't pretty sure you heard of jungle juice before yeah I've made so yeah so okay and so we just go to oil spills and then people just get super lit and then they do
Starting point is 00:16:18 they probably didn't do this at white parties but in in black college parties they used to do like line dances and so did they oh they did that I don't know I don't know I've seen it I've seen it yeah no yeah we
Starting point is 00:16:30 call it uh Cotton Night Joe yeah so I didn't really I didn't know about him right because my dad was not in a fraternity and my mom wasn't in one and so when I first went when I first went to college like my first party
Starting point is 00:16:43 it was a cue party and everybody dancing on on a dance floor and everybody's chilling and all of a sudden the cues line up and it's around the whole dance floor they line up and they get in line and they do like a little dance and they go ugh oh they start doing their little moves and shit and I didn't know what it was and I was like oh this is fire so I hopped in line and started doing what they was doing because what they what they were playing with the cues were playing was um uh I think it's that uh what who is parliament I think it was parliament where they uh bow wow wow you be yo you be a BABA
Starting point is 00:17:16 bough wow y'all probably don't know that song yeah i know that uh yeah it's from okay well that's it's what movie was that wow wow well do you do do am i dumb to think that's in the rugrats movie no it's in it's in it's in one of those it's like a 90s thing and i can see it now but i can't think of it no they were like a 70s group i it's a 90s movie oh okay i got yeah anyway i hopped in line and that's like considered like super disrespectful it's called breaking the line And I didn't know that. And so, like, we almost started, like, a football versus Q fight because I was, I just hopped in line and I didn't know what was going on. But that mean, they ended up being cool, but it was a rookie move.
Starting point is 00:17:56 I didn't know that. But, like, all of them do that. So, like, they have deltas, they have AKAs, and they'll dance around the entire. It's pretty dope. Yeah, it is cool. I went to a wedding, the one that I went to back in June, it was a all-black sorority member and an all-black fraternity member that got married. And so they had these traditions that they break. out only for the weddings and it was really cool like they they did this whole song where all the
Starting point is 00:18:20 girls got up and like walked around in a circle around the bride and then uh a similar thing happened they started playing uh swag surfing and they just kicked everybody off the dance floor and it was like okay this is just for the fraternity members it was actually pretty swag surfing yeah it was pretty sick that's for everybody yeah but no it was just their song that they they were to have nobody specific what what front was it i forget what frat he was in but i mean this probably wasn't so much a tradition as it was just like we're going to do swag surfing now everybody get the fuck off the dance floor unless you're in this fraternity right right right but um yeah it was cool i i i agree with bill i want to talk to somebody
Starting point is 00:18:59 that's been branded i yeah i there's so much the omega brand it's just one of those things that's novel because i don't know anything about it i'd like to learn more yeah willie cologne had it i think i think he did yes it on his arm painful as shit yep apparently they get you do that They do it stylishly. I know kids with frat brands and they're just like terrible. No, they get you on their ass. They're like burnt onto it.
Starting point is 00:19:22 They get you blind drunk and then there's a ceremony around it and they just brand the shit out of you. Seriously? Yeah. Yeah. You know about this? And some guys could brand on your ass. I thought it was like some sort of a tattoo. No, it's a brand different.
Starting point is 00:19:36 It's a brand like cattle. Yeah. Billy wants to be branded like it was like Blue Mountain State. No, I've seen that happen. And I've seen dudes I've seen pledges get branded Blue mountains just like from the Coors bottle Yeah
Starting point is 00:19:50 Just when my ass turns blue That means I've got diarrhea You think if I could heat it up enough I could just burn the course can on my ass That's actually yeah I can see Billy doing that I've never been brandy Okay so it is coastal karaoke
Starting point is 00:20:04 We're gonna do a Bobby Fino song A.k. A.k. A.A. Arian Foster Big T's gonna sing it Because he has hat The hat game selected Big T The hat doesn't lie I don't know how but you rigged that I didn't rig it I picked dude
Starting point is 00:20:17 I picked it and I was like if I pick Big T this is gonna in my head I was like if I pick Big T this is gonna be like a Everyone's gonna think the hat is rigged it was rigged I don't know how it's like the NBA lottery Like the Knicks folded Did we the ice
Starting point is 00:20:32 Hang on I wanted to see Avery Singh because I thought it was a good There was no Tom Foolery around this This is a Big T's worldview in a microcosm Right now Big T it happened fair and square I'm sorry. Dude, I didn't want to pick you.
Starting point is 00:20:45 That's what someone who made it not happen fair in square would say. No, it's also something that... Big Tee, I thought he rigged it when I pulled it out. I was actually waiting for you to see it. When you said it was rigged, I was like, what? And then... I don't know how yet, but I'll get to the bottom of it.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Okay, yeah, study the evidence. I want you to produce a documentary about how the hat was rigged, please. Very unfair. Might be coming soon. I... Big Tee, you should... Pillows, would you? You should storm Billy.
Starting point is 00:21:11 Storm Billy. It's a large hat. There was plenty of room for you to tuck it away somewhere and then whisper to Billy, hey, pick. It's all. How could I whisper across the room? We're on microphones. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Big T. Live streaming him storming Billy's apartment. I would, I have home defense system. You have a dog and Ben Mintz. You have a dog that likes to be pet and doesn't bark at people. And a hedgehog. The hedgehog's dangerous.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Do you actually have a hedgehog? I have an attack hedgehog. It's the first thing that you see when you go into Billy's apartment. This is his hedgehog. it is he's he's a very good hedgehog right there in the foyer i just imagine big t walking through the front door because you know it's not locked and then him just punting the hedgehog cage like just i'd like to meet a hedgehog seems like a cool pet i should bring the hedgehog in one day he should i'll bring in for a macroizing episode he can just run around on the table no well
Starting point is 00:22:05 let's keep him contained around on the table he's gotten very large billy part of my job on this show well most of my job is is making sure that you don't fuck up uh the studio and if you do you know that like part of my take also records in here we can't just have you bringing in hedgehogs that will shit probably if i were to bet you'd put the hedgehog on the table and it would take a crap on big cat's mic yes and then big cat would have to suspend you and i would have to stand behind him on that one you guys are hedgehog haters anyway okay so this is swan by Bobby Fino featuring Xavier Omar
Starting point is 00:22:42 as sung by Big Team Well we're gonna play it through once We'll cut this part I've never heard the song before dude Can we have a listening party I've Okay let's play
Starting point is 00:22:53 I've listened to some of Arian's music But I kind of Oh my God What are you about to put a D in there for bro Adrian Foster I've known you over a year Billy I stumble on words
Starting point is 00:23:04 Adrian Foster I like that Adrian I got to the point of my life that where we're like Adrian I'm like yeah yeah that's me okay so let's play through and let me know when you play i'm gonna listen to it with you right now never heard before that was really really i liked it erring's good
Starting point is 00:23:19 i think you need i don't i don't think you need to promote your stuff more that could yeah probably yeah i don't yeah i'm the worst as you guys know i'm on i'm on a very successful podcast of jo and i just promotion is just not a thing that i've ever been into i've never promoted myself about anything i just hate it i hate something That's why you need somebody else to stand on a table for you. I think that Big T should be the chief in charge of Arian Foster Bobby Fino music promotion. I mean, he already thinks I'm fine, so it's not what I said. He believes in half the product.
Starting point is 00:23:56 This is how Democrats rise to power. Self-promotion? No, the way that he's changing things, what was said. No, but that I could, I didn't even, for a second, I didn't know if it was. you rapping in the beginning or if it was the person that's featured in the song Xavier Omar and I was like wait that's actually that's a that's an awesome flow you ready I suppose I think if you sang the chorus
Starting point is 00:24:23 now let's do it big Billy you we need to work on you distracting from the flow of what's going on right now let's just let big tea cook okay we've got something set up let's just let them roll watch him going to an ad Yeah, if I told you I love you, just in love with this moment, does that automatically make us opponents? Do I do with these roses? We part them like Moses. Please pardon this notice. But some women would appreciate the fact that I've taken this on us. I own it. But it's my fault, but you're dead. And you pay with regret. Remember that day we met? Me neither. It's way cheaper to forget. Ain't it? I know the truth is more tainted than these pictures we painted. I hate it. You play a plaintiff and you got me on trial. Like every move I make you got it on file. Like that's a healthy way to live. Always checking where I'm is. You really being true to that thing sitting in your ribs. You can't love nobody else till you when your man take a walk. Or is that silicone too close to your heart? I know that probably stings, but you're out here chasing rings like Sonic. But all the problems that it brings. You give me something I like
Starting point is 00:25:42 But first you gotta love yourself I'm trying to show you the lie It's something that a lot of people know But it's something we all see It's something not a lot of people show But it's something we all need We all need We all, we all, we all, we all, we all, we all, we all, we all, we all.
Starting point is 00:26:10 We all We all get We all get I hope you with your fit I can imagine Hey Hey Hey you did that
Starting point is 00:26:22 Thank you did that shit I love this song I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna go listen to all of Arian's music tonight That was that was impressive one listen through Not even a full listen through And Big T just he nailed it
Starting point is 00:26:36 That was one of my favorite movie Hey he has a nice voice I knew you killed a chorus. You see what happens? Like, let Big T cook a little instead of just doing what PFT wants to do all the time and maybe some good things will come out of it. I was trying to make you cook.
Starting point is 00:26:51 I don't know. You didn't even want to do this. If it wasn't for me leaning on you, you wouldn't have even done it in the first place. Put you over his leg and spanked you. No, I agree 100%. Let Big T cook, but I was trying to put you in a position to cook. All right.
Starting point is 00:27:04 And you resisted it every step of the way. But I'm so glad that you did that. He gave you all the ingredients. It was beautiful. Yeah, exactly. I just gave you. you the ingredients. He preheated the oven.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Yeah. I think I think Aryan and Big Tee now have to make an accidental racist type song where Big T's on the car. You took it too far, but Aaron, we have a couple months. Let's collab on a Christmas song. Oh, yeah. I actually have a Christmas song in storage. Fire.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Does it need a hook song? I got the hook, but how about some background vocals? I'm dead with that. That'd be sick. Yeah, I'm so down with it. What's it called? I don't have a name for it yet. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:49 I mean, but it's going to have some Christmas. I don't know. And my Christmas, have I showed you on my Christmas playlist? No. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's amazing, right? It's just top tier. It's just top tier. Yeah, so maybe we'll record something in Tennessee.
Starting point is 00:28:04 A little bit, like a little one-minute song. Tennessee Christmas. I wonder if we can find a recording studio. For sure. Why can't we do it in the office we have that has places to record things? How about this? Fly to Houston. I got a recording studio right, this wall right here, past this wall.
Starting point is 00:28:24 That's where I record all my shit. You can come here. Y'all make a trip to Houston. We can do a Houston live Houston show. How about that? Yeah. And y'all can stay at the crib. I got six rooms, player.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Let's get it. That actually sounds amazing. We should do that. When your TV comes in. Yeah. Here's what we'll watch Avatar on your TV. That's fair. Yeah, let's go in.
Starting point is 00:28:45 I don't know when Avatar comes out, but isn't it December? No, not in. Yes, December 22nd, Blair. This year? So it's like, it's too close to Christmas. And if there's anybody that's involved in the Avatar movie out there that listens to the podcast and wants to give me your most loyal patron, you know, a pre look at the movie, I, you know, I wouldn't be mad at that. So we'll come to Houston before that.
Starting point is 00:29:08 And then you come to New York then and we'll watch the movie. I'm lit. Let's do it. Oh, wait, hold on, but this is talking about y'all. This is talking about y'all traveling again, which is obviously not going on. All come. I don't give a shit if anybody else comes. Is the movie pretty long?
Starting point is 00:29:23 Like, a lot of people fall asleep during long movies. You know what I do when I fall asleep during long movies? Sometimes I drink a C4 smart energy. C4 smart energy tastes great without compromise, containing no zero sugar carbs or artificial flavors and colors. It provides focus and energy for super brain performance. Brain health nutrition with cognizance supporting mental focus, attention, and recall. Plant-based energy using Innovate tea, a naturally derived green tea extract caffeine source.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Supercharged focus meets the energy rush of C4 energy minus the tingles. Maximize your performance is as much mental as it is physical. C4 smart energy boosts your mental focus and helps you get your head in the game with a blend of clinically studied ingredients like cognizant and innovate tea. Get C4 today at Amazon.com. That's what would keep me up during the long avatar movie. So I actually had C4 today before I went to the gym, not to brag. But I had the C4 that doesn't have the carbonation in it.
Starting point is 00:30:23 I didn't know that existed. I'm addicted to that. Like, not actually, it's not literally addictive. You put on your Instagram, it looked different. Yeah, it's different. And it's better if you're going to be doing a cardio, I think, because it doesn't have the bubbles. So shout out C4.
Starting point is 00:30:37 I actually had one of those this morning as opposed to my usual one. But, yeah. There's a dude. I went to the gym last night, and there's no lie. There was a dude who was by the, what are those? The fly machine. Yeah. He just had an open can of C4 by him while he was done.
Starting point is 00:30:55 I'm like, that's what I've never seen a can in a gym before. But, I mean, you know, whatever, float your boat, my cheek. Legend. I am in the process of talking to an Instagram bot right now. How's that going? It's going well. So they replied to my photo. I'm paying off the debts of the first five people to message me with depressed.
Starting point is 00:31:18 And so I just sent this guy at DM saying, depressed. He said, where are you from? From Canada. Are you interested in making some money? Yeah, are you going to pay off my debts? Sure. Do you have a checking account? Not to brag, but yes.
Starting point is 00:31:31 what bank and so I'm asking him instead of paying my bank just pay the person directly that I owe and I'm waiting to hear back from on that one because I've got I'm gonna fucking end him when he says okay I'll pay the person that you owe I have a few of those I fuck with these people all the time it's a good it's a good thing to waste their time I love to fuck with old colors yeah because something my brain says that I can say and do whatever I want to them because it was you can just like really roast them yeah absolutely so yo i want to get y'all's take on this all right so yesterday i came across across this tweet as is later said my family is currently in a heated argument said you're back in high school what folder colors do you assign for your classes the subjects
Starting point is 00:32:20 are math science english and history and the colors are blue red yellow and green and i chose so for me I did math. Math just, when I hear math, I just feel red. I don't know why. Okay. It feels red. In correct. Science, to me, is blue because you study the natural, you study the natural earth. It's sky and the ocean is obviously, you know, blue tint or the perception of.
Starting point is 00:32:48 So science is blue. English is green to me because I pictured some dude, like writing a poem under a tree or some shit like that. You know what I mean? So that's green, right? And then yellow is history because I think of like all of the ancient Egypt's in Rome. and like Mesopotamian, all the scrolls you find, have like a yellow tint to them and all that. So I just feels yellow.
Starting point is 00:33:06 But like the comments I got, I put it on my gram too, the comments I got like people feel so strongly about it. Like, and it's interesting hearing people's reasoning. So what do you all got? So PFT subjects, math, science, English history, red, blue, green, yellow. Math for sure, red. No, no. PFT and I are on the same page on this.
Starting point is 00:33:25 And this is the explanation that I put out. history now let's before let's get it all out before there's any contest history is red because history is written in blood history's red Rome red a lot of red in history red is used throughout
Starting point is 00:33:41 name any historical thing red it's got red science is such a bold claim to make but I'm just backing up any historical thing has red science is green yep for chlorophyll chlorophyll green green science
Starting point is 00:33:56 plants studying biology Allege is green as shit. Every science textbook has some sort of green. Green. Trees green. Math is blue because all of the Texas instruments have some sort of blue incorporation in all of their calculators. Oh, that's the weakest explanation.
Starting point is 00:34:13 No, I used to pick blue just because blue is my favorite color and I hated math. So it would make me hate math a little bit less if I gave it my favorite color. Also, Pythagoras, blue is in a lot of math textbooks. Blue is there. He just named somebody and said blue was in a lot of math. Pythagoras, Archimedes, blue, because they're all just sitting and they're all wearing blue robe blues involved. English, yellow, because there's tons of books with yellow on the front. Every, like, English book I had always had yellow.
Starting point is 00:34:52 Yellow is the most feminine of all those colors in English as I find feminine. Now we're getting into some weird shit Is where Billy starts tipping his toe Why is yellow a feminine color? Well, no, it's more that all my English teachers were women So it was always a feminine class in my reptile brain So you're also saying that It sounds like you're saying that English is weak
Starting point is 00:35:15 Yes And you associate being weak with being feminine Sexism, bro Yeah You could have just Yes would have been a funny answer But you just Then you made it worse
Starting point is 00:35:28 No but pen is mightier than the sword So it's no but remember we're children When we're talking about this You're not right now though I know but like but like these associations You just all the things you gave Were like history is written in blood You thought that as a seven year old
Starting point is 00:35:42 Yeah dude No you didn't I mean he was buying tickets as a nine year old That's true I guess when you're Roman Time Square solo you grow up quick You have time to think I agree with Billy but for completely different reasons
Starting point is 00:35:54 From everything that he just said But his colors are correct. That's an easy one for me. What about you, Big T? Math red. English was always blue to me. English just screams blue. Math red.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Yeah, red is a very stern color. It's cut and draw. Like math. There is no ambiguity. Red, that's red correlates to math. English was just always blue because it's, I don't know, English just has blue vibes. And then, yeah, science green.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Yep. And then what was it? the other one? History. History. I guess I never really had a read, but yeah, yellow it goes with history. I was going to say when Billy first gave me this hypothetical yesterday, I was going to say orange would be
Starting point is 00:36:37 history. If I had to pick one, but that's not one of the options that we have. Yeah, that wasn't the absolute. If it was the option, I would have gave science purple if that was the option. I would have, I don't hate that. I would have given math black because it's very black and white. If there was real colors, black would have been math. Area, as a musician,
Starting point is 00:36:53 do you associate different colors with different chords because I do. Yeah, yeah. Well, just in general, right? Like, if I don't have synesthesia to the extent, synesthesia for people that don't know, synesthesia is like where people can close their eyes and they hear music and they see colors in their head.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Like, it's a real thing. So if they hear a C note, they can see that. Like, I have it to, like, a very small degree where it's like, if I close my eyes, like, I see, like, colors and patterns like swirling when music is playing. It's really odd. I didn't know what it was until I saw that definition. but like I said I don't have it to the extent of that
Starting point is 00:37:30 but I definitely hear music and see colors in my head it's pretty dope yeah yeah when I think of chords I think of a G chord and that a G chord is orange it's always been orange that's green is it's green to me not not because of the letter association though D is green to me and then E is I don't have perfect pitch I'd have to hear it E is blue it's like a bluish purple
Starting point is 00:37:55 C is yellow, but like a kind of a burnt yellow. A is red. And those are the big ones for me. But I've always had those. Whenever I hear or see those chords or play those chords, like I'm actively thinking about that in my head. It's like, oh, this is red. That's pretty cool, actually.
Starting point is 00:38:20 I felt like I was always a weirdo. And then I got a little bit older. I found out that some other people do it too. Like, okay, so I guess I'm not completely insane. If you look at, if you look at like people who have Alzheimer's and they can't remember anything, they don't know their family, they don't know anything. They just day to day, they just don't even know their names. You play a music from their era and they remember every word, they light up and they start crying. It's the most amazing.
Starting point is 00:38:50 They're like the neural connectivity that happens when music is played in our brains is, is so. So fascinating. That's a real thing. There's a couple of videos that have gone viral on TikTok of this guy who his grandpa's a big Manchester City fan. They live in England. And he took him to the last game of the season last year and then the first game of the season this year after he like went viral.
Starting point is 00:39:11 And the grandpa's Alzheimer's like on the car ride over doesn't remember his grandson. And then they get into the stadium and he knows every song that like all the fans sing. Oh, wow. It's super cool. That is awesome. Yeah. Yeah. It really makes you think, man, like how.
Starting point is 00:39:25 how music is correlated to mental health and how important it is to our happiness. Because every, also food, when you think about it, even though it's bad, but like a lot of it is bad. Like when you look at how much food is correlated and music is correlated to like significant events in our lives, like a game or a birthday or a holiday or something like that, there are very specific things that are correlated to it, which directly affects our happiness. This shit is fascinating. That just made me hungry.
Starting point is 00:39:59 My grandma had dementia, and she used to, she wouldn't remember anything. Like, you wouldn't remember, you know, like conversation we had two minutes ago. She would remember beef. She had with people from, like, 30 years ago. Oh, the emotional connection. She would, like, tell me about how she was like, oh, yeah, I got kicked out of this place one time or, like, all this stuff.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Like, oh, I evaded this tax. Like, I did tax rod with these people. I'm like, Jesus Christ. But, like, couldn't remember, like, what she had. Serious emotion Cause you have more Like more memory of things That's why that's why a lot of people who are very like we talked about different sports fans and
Starting point is 00:40:37 Certain like a lot of gamblers have much more vivid memories of sporting events because they remember like oh I bet you Yeah which is very cognizant of like people who can remember all these games all these moments It's like there's a lot of people in this building who can remember a lot of stuff just because of the action on it. Right. Yeah. If you can associate an emotion or a feeling to something, you're definitely more likely to remember that feeling that you had, which anchors the fact or the instance that went on. All right. Well, this has been a great, great nanodosing.
Starting point is 00:41:14 Do you want to beef or no? I want to beef. I want a beef. I missed beef last week. I heard people were beef. Do we have time? Do we have time, Aaron? Yeah, I got a little bit of time
Starting point is 00:41:25 Okay, let's do a beef. Do we want to have people that specifically want to be with Billy? Yeah. Let's just, don't listen. Billy's just going to yell at him like you did last time. Well, that was one time. Just pick somebody that's got a good beef. We'll do one beef.
Starting point is 00:41:38 We'll do one special beef. It's got to be good. All beef. All beef, no breaks, huh, Billy? Like, I was beefing last week, and I missed it. Yeah, that was a real one too. He said you were soft. I know.
Starting point is 00:41:58 He did say you were soft. How do you feel about that? Well, I hope he comes back. Wow, was that already a week ago? I'm also, yeah, the time flies when you have fun, Billy. Yo, I'm also going back and forth on Twitter with people about this whole dead before you're alive thing. I know. I keep getting the mentions for it.
Starting point is 00:42:18 Yo, I'm even more so. I've talked myself into it even more because I was just really going off the definition but now that I'm really thinking about it I'm actually believing this shit because one of the dudes said in order for something to be inanimate
Starting point is 00:42:33 has to be something physical before you're alive there's nothing physical and that's just patently not true there's no such thing as nothing like you were before you were born but the arrangements of your atoms were not dead
Starting point is 00:42:52 what's the thing what's it's like matter cannot be created or destroyed everything like I think I said in that pocket everything that was an existence or will be in existence is already physically here there's no energy that can be created
Starting point is 00:43:05 inside of this universe so dead fascinating by the way did you guys see that all these new IRS agents that are getting armed
Starting point is 00:43:21 and trained. Big T, you know probably know about this, right? I haven't kept up with it diligently. The IRS is hired around like, what, 200,000 individuals to be trained with firearms for seizing assets and taxes? I don't think that that's entirely
Starting point is 00:43:39 true. Well, look at the video. I just saw you. I know I saw a video. They're training people. Little secret police action? Yeah, I don't think that it's It looks like a comedy central sketch It's not what Billy's making it out to be Little little
Starting point is 00:43:54 Let's go take They hire so how many did you say they hired Because they only They hired 87,000 people It was like 90,000 or so 87,000 people Hmm But as far as like
Starting point is 00:44:07 Which ones are going to be armed I don't think All of them No No not even close 87,000 Not that that won't be all armed Oh
Starting point is 00:44:17 Where are you seeing that they'll be all armed. I will, I bet you $100,000 that it's a fraction of that, that's going to be armed. Let me see. We have tow truck drivers that are armed. It's not out of the realm of possibility. Yeah, but that's that's, uh, and let's not act like the IRS agents haven't been
Starting point is 00:44:36 armed this entire time because IRS agents do carry weapons. Some of them. Some of them. I'm not, I'm not talking about like the auditors. I'm not talking about the tax auditors. No, but Billy, where are you seeing that the auditors will be carrying guns now? um be lit iris i said you try to write off this kfc receipt in september of 96th irs job description was edited to remove deadly force requirement but still you haven't answered my question you're just you're finding in the job in the original job listening you're trying to get you mad original job listen answer the question billy
Starting point is 00:45:08 how many of them are going to be armed find me a fact give me a give me a fact of how many because i think two seconds ago you said 200 000 i found armed irs agents will be giving guns and they're training them. 87,000 are being hired, Billy. There's a job listening. Billy, you're not listening to me. No, you're not because you're talking. 87,000 new agents.
Starting point is 00:45:31 That sucks. I'm not saying that's a good thing at all. But also it does not say that 87,000 of them will be armed. The job listing, the job listing that is for those 87,000 people they're looking to hire. For all of them. They're hiring 87,000 people for the exact same position. around the country you're saying that this job posting that you saw this one that you've seen is a job listing for all 87,000 new hires okay a screenshot appearing to be from an actual
Starting point is 00:46:01 irs job description has gone viral online because of its alleged requirements a new agent applying for the position must carry a firearm and be willing to use deadly force if necessary okay so it sounds like the irs maybe is hiring for a position where you have to have a gun on what planet does that mean that all 87,000 are hiring for this exact same position? Well, so they said they were going to hire new people and this was the only new job listing. The only, that's the only one that the IRS has put online is the one that you see right there that was taken down. That's the only job listing that they had. I'm just saying, what do you think it's about?
Starting point is 00:46:39 You're just, well, you're just making stuff up right now. That's what you think is about figured out. What did I make up? You're making up that the, I got the number wrong. Because I didn't pull it up yet. I was trying to fill some dead air while we're finding beef. You have zero context behind that job listing. And you're talking like it's first you said 200,000 people that they're giving guns to.
Starting point is 00:46:58 I just had to look at, I was trying to fill some dead air. So I found something. Okay. So then I had to look up the actual number. Listen, I hate, I don't like the IRS. I think they suck ass. But also let's, let's not act like Joe Biden is making it. Who mentioned Joe Biden?
Starting point is 00:47:11 This never became about Joe Biden. I'm saying let's not act like Joe Biden. Are you defending Joe Biden? No, I fucking hate Joe Biden. But let's not act like he's creating a gas. stopo of IRS agents. It's not act like the IRS hasn't existed for years. The tweet said that you sent.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Yeah. I never mentioned Joe Biden. The tweet that you sent says Joe Biden is sending these nerds after you over your Venmo balance. So, I'm just saying, don't be a fucking idiot, Billy. Hmm. Oh, task.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Speaking of Billy being a fucking idiot. Oh, excuse me, mad dog. Sorry. Jeez. That had some vitry all behind it. That wasn't even about me and I'm mildly offended. A, let a talk. I'm with her.
Starting point is 00:47:51 What did you guys say? I didn't say it. Someone wants to beef with Billy about his concussion take. Okay. This was taking way out of context. Well, this concussion take was that
Starting point is 00:48:03 literally a A. A. A. A. Our audience have heard it. I want to hear what they beef is about. Okay. Let's hear him out. This will be our one beef for today. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:12 I don't disagree with what this person is probably going to say because what I said, I didn't describe. So, Billy, the answer to your question is, because I did look it up on Fox News. Uh-huh. So the IRS has criminal investigation. Like you admit that that's probably some of the IRS should have is a criminal investigation
Starting point is 00:48:32 branch for things that are like real fucking deep. And the job listing that they have, it copies the same language that other law enforcement agencies such as the FBI, same language the FBI would have. It's for their special criminal investigation. unit at the top where you've got agents that are in fact law enforcement officers that have weapons that have service weapons and it's not for all 87,000 at all just saying this is why I bring it up so you can clear these things up okay I'm glad that we cleared things up but listen you bunk me fift it's your bunk me I'm my source is Fox News on this one so I'm just saying
Starting point is 00:49:13 that like okay the IRS sucks yes I agree Joe Biden sucks yes I agree but people are acting like the people that the IRS are hiring like there's going to be stormtroopers going into your office because you've invoked somebody in your fantasy football league and they're going to pull a gun on you like that's i think you kind of want that to happen in a weird way i feel like it's it's like a fantasy that some people have like oh my god they're coming after me they're going to they're going to shoot me because i paid my bookie it's like you a certain part of you wants that to be the truth so you can get mad about it it's weird Hello, Kenney-Zoo.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Hey, how's it going, guys? Yo, who are we talking to here? This is Brian. What's up, Brian? How's it going? Pretty good. How are you guys doing? Doing great, man.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Gangster. Where are you from? I'm from Richmond, Virginia. Nothing too special about it, but pretty good place. I got some people from there for show. What's the beef, my guy? I want to start off with saying, I do have beef with everybody on the show that actually hasn't seen Ready Player 1. I know that is a great.
Starting point is 00:50:14 entertaining show or movie and I think Aryan said it like to join about a hundred thousand times and nobody's watched it so that's it's kind of shitty that nobody's taking his take on that because it's actually a great great movie I do have beef with Billy first off fuck you Billy fuck you dude dude I I guess I don't really understand what your take on concussions is but I think you grossly oversimplified what concussions are like I think you're just a you You got your bell rung kind of guy. No.
Starting point is 00:50:46 In all honesty, and in all honesty, it's like way more than that. Maybe you think, like, oh, you got to get knocked out and throw up and shit like that. But if you actually do some real research, there's actually a lot more to concussions than just being hit really hard and then falling down and pass it out. Like soccer headers, you got, I mean, obviously boxers, football players. Even those little tiny hits to the head are still classified as concussions. and there's a study on Stanford. They did a generic running play,
Starting point is 00:51:17 offensive linemen. Sub-concussed blows. It was an equivalent of smashing your car into a wall going 35 miles an hour. So if that doesn't classify as a concussion and resulting in what concussions are because the definition is a violent jolt to the brain, I mean, I just want to hear what you have to say about that, but I've read-grossly oversimplified it.
Starting point is 00:51:38 I've read the studies about repeated sub-concussive blows. And I pretty sure that Stanford study you're talking about is talks about sub-concussive blows and repeated sub-concussive blows, which I agree is not good over a long period of time and will result in probably, you know, a lot of damage. Totally agree with that. When I was talking about basically...
Starting point is 00:51:59 Billy hates this one person that he went to school with who was assigned to be on his team in class and then she was going to do all the work and then she took off like two weeks because she had a concussion and then Billy couldn't make her do all the work for him. And so that became a big national pandemic that we're dealing with with people faking concussions. I think is that, am I way off base on that one, Billy? No, the concussion stuff, I totally believe that, you know, concussions are real.
Starting point is 00:52:23 I believe that, I mean, a concussion being any, like basically people assume every time they hit their head, they have a concussion. I think can we agree that maybe not every time you hit your head you get a concussion? Can we find some, some, you know, common ground there? You're just going back to your own. take i think it's better to assume that you do rather than assume that you don't so like yeah you're walking safe and sorry you know so like when you're like you know i'm a tall guy i accidentally hit my head a lot when i'm walking through uh like old uh doors or up old stairways that how fucking dumb are you what you like you like you constantly oh your head on doors that happens a lot
Starting point is 00:53:06 unaware of where you're walking. No, okay, let's be real here. Let's be real here. There's a lot of old things that you, like, let's say you're walking in a bar and it's like an older bar and you're looking and you like, it's like watch your head. They have all those signs and stuff. You sometimes hit your head. It's not all the time.
Starting point is 00:53:22 It's maybe like three times a year. You're not six, seven, Billy. But there are. How tall are you? They put their tons up for people like you, Billy. Oh, right. But let's be real. Like, if I like, hit, like, when you hit your head on a cabinet, you don't realize it's
Starting point is 00:53:35 open. is that a king like and you it hurts but you go around like I'm just saying that the fact that every single every single hit ever hit her head on your cabinet door and said they had a concussion yes dude have you you just said that every jolt to the brain is considered a concussion yeah Billy that's not a giant a jolt is a violent swing of soccer I know technically concussions with like heading technique so every time a soccer player heads a ball it's concussion I mean it's a jolt to the brain which is what the definition of a concussion is.
Starting point is 00:54:07 So, I think, I think that you grossly oversimplified it, which like, I get what you're saying, but like, so I grew up speaking, that's what a concussion is. So I grew up in a very, like, I'm 23 years old, this, the concussion movie came out when I think it was a freshman in high school. Concussions were all the rage when I grew up. So I'm sort of probably on the other end of the spectrum where I saw the pendulum swing the total other way and saw that like this was maybe getting a little out of hand. Concussions are too cool now.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Yeah. So that's the only thing I was trying to say when I made that one statement on concussions. I'm glad we're clearing this up. What you're not realizing is so I'm a little bit older than you and I grew up through the 90s. I was playing new sports all throughout the 90s. And every other sport that I played besides football, we all knew about concussions and we knew how bad they were.
Starting point is 00:54:57 And if you had a concussion, it's like you're not going back in the game. You're sitting out until you're symptom free. Like that's what it was like in baseball and basketball. and soccer for me growing up. Football was the only sport where they just pretended that it didn't exist. And then in like the mid to late 90s, the NFL was like, well, with everything that we know that's come out these last couple years about concussions, it's like, no, no, that's bullshit. Like every other sport knew that it was bad except for football.
Starting point is 00:55:23 Football coaches just pretended it didn't exist. And then the lawsuit started. And then it became an issue where they had to acknowledge it. And so they had to talk about it. I don't think that anybody thought that they were being. cool because they had a concussion. There might be some examples of players that didn't want to play that just said that they had a concussion, but like, that's who cares about that?
Starting point is 00:55:45 If you have, if you have any sort of brain injury, this is something where when you get a little bit older, you'll look back and you'll be like, yeah, we should have been more careful, not less careful with our brains. I'm very sort of concerned about my own brain when it comes to head trauma and stuff. but the thing is it's now it's like what i'm really trying to say is because of how concerned we are if you were malicious and wanting to get out of uh school get out of malicious activities to skip it's very easy to like fake a concussion because of how how far it's gone what are we let me ask you this believe what are we losing by people faking concussions what what what is the what is the
Starting point is 00:56:28 drawback from that like what is like if people don't stop faking concussions here's what's going to happen no i mean that's my only common was like like you know you like they put people in the concussion protocol for getting hit in the head with like a basketball from a rebound like my guy answer the question what are we losing nothing i just made an off-hand comment now the athletic trainers who used to love me athletic trainers used to love me because i referred to them by their proper nomenclature athletic trainer which they were like thank you for using the
Starting point is 00:56:59 what do other people call them well it's a very big issue in the athletic trainer culture that they are athletic trainers as opposed to what I forget the other word but it's like demeaning so shout out so all the athletic trainers but then they all turned on me when they heard like my one off hand comment
Starting point is 00:57:15 about concussions no I totally believe concussions are a huge issue we're probably to learn much more about them in the future and hopefully we have much better treatment for neurological issues. And I think we're going to be progressing in that realm. I'm sorry, pissed everyone off about my concussion take. It's just
Starting point is 00:57:35 like I've had, you know, friends who have done it. No people have done it. Like, I got a test tomorrow. I'm just, I'm so fucked. I'm just going to take concussion. It's just become an easy excuse. I mean, I guess that makes sense. I think, I think it's all relative, you know, because like think of it like people that that are like boxers all the time like they get hit in the head all the time and don't have concussions but like if i went into a boxing ring got hit i'd probably be immediately concussed where that average hit wouldn't concuss the person that's used to it so i
Starting point is 00:58:07 think you know maybe you have a thick head like no offense i'm just saying like you know maybe you could take it better than somebody else that could get hit in the head doing the exact same thing but it doesn't mean that like just because you went through something similar that they like both of you guys didn't get concussed or like the definition of a concussion but I mean I guess I see what you're saying I mean at least you understand the importance of you know yes I do down getting to right
Starting point is 00:58:32 perfect I've taken the impact test I mean the impact test is obviously I want to find my impact test scores from high school and then take it again and see see what's going on if I've gotten worse or improved there's a problem with those two Because I think I said this before, but I got a concussion, an obvious concussion during, let's see, we were playing twice. Once I played the Colts and another than when I played Eagles, and I had an obvious concussion.
Starting point is 00:59:08 My head got hit and I was like, oh, this is definitely a concussion. Like, it was just the bell was wrong. I forgot, like, it took me a while to come to. and so they took me in for evaluation but somehow some way I was able to remember those tests because it's the same test that I've been taking since I was in the league
Starting point is 00:59:27 after a fact since I was in college and so I just memorized the test and so I was cleared to play again because I just recognized the pattern I knew what that right answers were yeah that needs to change I have a history of concussions before every year
Starting point is 00:59:42 they would give you a test and for like eight years when I was playing I just literally memorized everything they asked. And then I got cleared, but I like pretty much wasn't cleared in real life. But, you know, you kind of could fake it. Yeah. So that's what. Are you guys talking about the baseline is different than the test that you, that they test you afterwards?
Starting point is 01:00:02 So they do, no, they do. No, I'm saying they do, they do the baseline. And it's the same thing as when, when you're when you're in concussion protocol, when they take you off the field. It's the same one. That's what the baseline is for. I'm going to have to push. Yeah. But I remember the tests.
Starting point is 01:00:16 and I'm going to have to push back. I was in the NFL. I know, I know. I took the test as well, but I'm pretty sure there was the same figures they used, the same tests, but the sequences were different. Mine was the exact same. I'm talking about the same patterns, little figure eight things with the arrow. Like they made it flipped it in certain ways, but it's the exact same test. So much so is that I knew it from memory.
Starting point is 01:00:39 And I knew I had, I knew I had a concussion. There were things I couldn't remember about myself, but that this specific, thing? I could recall like that. No, but that's like saying that it was the same, you know, the same letters, but they're rearranged different ways, but they said the same, they said different. But he recognized a pattern is what he's saying. So you were, you were able to like game the system a little bit. And this is why it's kind of tricky. And sometimes people think that the scientists are like going overboard or whatever. But the fact is that the players themselves in most sports are going to just say that they don't have a concussion and try to game the system. And so,
Starting point is 01:01:16 you need it to be a little bit more stringent to make them tell the truth about it because they won't protect themselves because in the moment if you're if you're good football player chances are you want to stay in the game you want to keep contributing you might be you know if you're in the NFL if you miss time that means missed money in future contracts 100% not only that it's it there's no matter what the mental stigma around the NFL likes to pretend it's always looked at as soft if you're not on the fields honestly looked at like soft i totally agree with all this sentiment let me
Starting point is 01:01:50 just put it in a different way that maybe so sickness is a very serious issue stomach bugs people can dive dehydration you know bad an allergy but but when you hear someone
Starting point is 01:02:05 you know like oh i have a stomach ache like it's it's stomach aches are taking very seriously but if you practice on a stomach ache and shit yourself, that doesn't mean that like, no, I'm just saying it's like, it's not your stomach's going to. No, but your stomach ache is like, you know, can be used as an excuse. That's all I was pointing out that it's like you can bet it's a new excuse in this day and age. This is going to be something where like I guarantee you 15 years from now, Billy's going to have
Starting point is 01:02:33 180 degrees different take on this. Well, I won't be able to remember any of your names. No, that's not what I'm saying at all. I'm saying that when you look back on things and you realize that you're playing sports as. a youth and going through high school and college isn't the most important thing that you'll ever do you'll have you'll have a different perspective i have the exact same perspective of you guys i'm just saying no you definitely don't do i 100% do it's very serious i'm just saying people that's the only thing i was trying to point out was that people fake it to get out of things okay i was saying maybe you have some people faking it but people are going to fake everything so yeah that's
Starting point is 01:03:06 it's a new fake thing okay that's all i was saying i totally agree about all these subconcussive blows I'm a big proponent of the Guardian caps. I think I like making shit a new faking thing. It's just like Avery from a hockey perspective, what's the, are people out there faking concussions left and right? No. That's hockey. I think some hockey players might hide concussions to keep playing.
Starting point is 01:03:31 Right. But they never fake them. Yeah. Avery, did you? And listen, I'm not like even blaming the players that hide concussions. I think I would probably do the same thing if I were playing hockey at a high level. Like that's just it's natural. If you're a competitor, if you're good, you probably will do that.
Starting point is 01:03:45 So that's why we need to have the standards be like so rigorous that you can't take it. But also the feel around it, right? Because there's no incentive to having a concussion from like a, like if you're like a player on the bubble, right? Like when I was playing, if I was to set out a couple games, they'd be like, okay, you're under concussion protocol, right? Man, I've had soft tissue injuries before where I've had my coach and my GM coming to me and be like, yo, it's about time you get back on the field. Like, they don't give a fuck about your health at all. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:04:22 So there's no incentive as a young kid trying to get money and trying to make lifelong sustaining money to tell the truth if you really got your belt wrong. But you could still, I might not know, I might not be able to do simple math in that moment. But this play that I've been practicing for an entire year, I could do without thinking about it. You know what I mean? Like the reactionary of getting out of somebody's way with somebody's coming at you, all the elements you need to play your particular sport. There's no incentive to stop doing that and protect your mental health. That's the issue behind it.
Starting point is 01:04:54 And the NFL does it. And no matter how much they push, they don't see it that way. Coaches don't see it. GMs don't see it because there's somebody behind you. It's a business. There's somebody behind you that will get the job done. It's also different now because they have the concussion spotters. so in hockey like if a goalie gets ran and his eyes are like twitching any bit he'll get pulled
Starting point is 01:05:13 off the ice and they don't they obviously don't want to get pulled out of the game so they might just you know try to hold off until the end at least i totally agree with all of you guys at this point on this point but let's the only thing i was pointing out you know the dog ate my homework right how many times does this happen to you because you're it sounds like it's a prevalent problem? Because we're talking about it. I'm trying to explain to you guys. I'm trying to explain to you guys my point. So the dog ate my homework. Okay, that excuse doesn't work anymore because it's so worn out. What's a new excuse? Oh, my Wi-Fi was out all night. That's all I'm saying. How many people are going? So, so it's a bad analogy. How many people are going into school and
Starting point is 01:05:57 saying, I have a concussion. I can't do this. It was a lot. I mean, I can't, I can't believe it wasn't, like, you know a mad dog you didn't even sort of see this like faking concussions not faking concussions I mean yeah because like
Starting point is 01:06:12 um no because like because most of the time they weren't fake also I went to an all girls school so it's just a different vibe
Starting point is 01:06:22 but like growing up when I was in sports like I got the shit you know like my head knocked out but
Starting point is 01:06:30 I don't know we're kind of running in circles I'm on every side where it's like I feel like I probably hid more symptoms than I. Okay. So, Billy, let me ask you this because it seems like you, in theory, agree with what we're saying. I agree with everything you're saying. But is there a way to make sure that people aren't faking concussions? Wouldn't you rather have somebody like, I don't know, one out of ten people fake a concussion?
Starting point is 01:06:55 Yeah, that's a better way to phrase it. Do you think there's more people hiding their concussions or faking their concussions? um hiding yeah so but the thing is i was just pointing it out i'm not saying it's a problem like like let's say you know o j what you did here's how we get rid of that hey man we appreciate you call appreciate it officially one what's the beef i i agree with you guys thank you thank you for for beefing with billy i think yeah no problem get him tested give him that concussion test i feel like he's still from his uh college days as well i i think the it's a way to get get rid of people faking concussions is just to point out what billy's doing right now and be like
Starting point is 01:07:35 listen you're making people not believe in real concussions like billy so just stop doing it because people will yeah there's injure their brains if you're pretending to have a false cry wolf yeah to that false wolf cries to the to the five percent of people that fake concussions just know that you're you're making a lifelong enemy in billy because he had to do actual school work yeah he had to learn something, you know? Yeah. Well, Billy likes learning stuff. That's the thing. Billy likes learning things that he wants to learn. Their end of the project that didn't get done. Did this happen one time? No, it's just like, yes, yes. How many times how, I'm being 100% serious. How many times have you seen someone be like, I couldn't do this. I have a concussion. A lot. I've never heard of
Starting point is 01:08:19 this once in my life. Okay. I mean, the people that have said something like that actually had a concussion to me. Yeah. I've done, I've been around concussions a lot. I this thing's got a I'm pretty blown out of proportion because it's a touchy issue. You said that you wanted to beef. I did want to, but here's the beef. All right.
Starting point is 01:08:38 Thank you for your beef. And fuck Dan Snyder, PFT. Yeah, absolutely. Fuck them. Fuck them. I appreciate you guys. See you, man. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:08:50 Okay. I'm glad we'd clear that up. Yeah. Did we? Yeah. I mean, I agree with everything you guys are saying. I'm just saying there's those people.
Starting point is 01:08:57 You got to stop saying that because you don't. I do concussions are a problem and I'm glad there's the things in place that are making sure that it happens but also Pulsification of America but yeah there's people who can there's people who can take advantage of the system
Starting point is 01:09:11 and be Billy reminds me of Jeremy Pruitt who is Tennessee's head coach before Heipel there was this one offensive lineman who got two or three concussions in a row but Pruitt refused to say the word concussion he would always say yeah he's in the protocol thing
Starting point is 01:09:27 he would never say the word concussion and it was my favorite thing. He's got some cobwebs. The first one he said he got his bell rung. Then the second I said, yeah, he's back in the protocol thing. Remember Mike Leach? Oh, yeah. Mike Leach, he locked Craig James' son in a shed. That story, was that ever resolved? I don't think so. Because he was getting sued, I think.
Starting point is 01:09:49 I don't know what happened to that. I know that Texas Tech didn't pay Mike Leach all the money that he thought that he deserved. I think it was involved in that lawsuit somehow. I don't know the details, so I might screw this up. I think he got sued for it. And then he sued Texas Tech for not giving him his buyout. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, he locked, it was Craig James's son and locked him in equipment shed because he's like, it's dark in there. You need to be away from light, don't you? Don't you boy? I believe that. Yeah, 100%. His, his thinking was not far off. I mean, can you, there are probably other places to put a player besides locking a bit of a shed. Sure, but you could make the argument that his head was in the right place.
Starting point is 01:10:30 Yeah. The worst thing about concussion protocol is you're sitting in a dark room. You're not allowed to do anything. You're not allowed to look at your phone. You're not allowed to watch TV. You're not even allowed to read. This is why he's against concussions. No, this is not.
Starting point is 01:10:41 But then there's a huge... Or more concussions, I guess. Are you allowed to jerk off in the dark room? Sure. That was a big question. Yeah, you didn't... Yeah, sure. Go for it.
Starting point is 01:10:53 Knock yourself out. But who knows? Don't do that. Don't do that. yeah are you uh i mean it's a big like literally if you go on google are you allowed to jack this is what the people are asking no seriously this was a huge question that floated around i'm going to say yes i think you are allowed to jack off but who knows but you have to use your imagination that's it just spank bank only
Starting point is 01:11:21 what if it's bad for the concussion i don't know i don't know i'm exhausted by this conversation Me too. Agreed. Okay. Good nanodosing, man. Good nanodosing. I'm glad we got to the bottom of that bill. I'm glad that we're all in agreement.
Starting point is 01:11:35 Concussions equal bad. Tune in next week. Never was a question. We're going to have a great macro dosing next week. Starting to gear up for that trip. Again, we are going to the Tennessee, Florida game in Knoxville. Allegedly. No, we got our flights.
Starting point is 01:11:49 Travel's book. It's all books. I would like to see. I haven't seen that evidence. I'll send you mine. Yep. flights are book. They had to cancel.
Starting point is 01:11:56 and rebook my flight because they spelled my name wrong. You spelled your own name wrong? No, they spelled my name wrong. Okay. How did they spell your name wrong? Controy. Are we doing a pod over there? Are we doing a pot over there?
Starting point is 01:12:05 Yeah, I'm going to bring stuff for that. I think we should record something. That'd be cool. That could be the little post game. The Liddy episode. We can see it for a nanodos. Very happy. Yeah, Tyler Barron.
Starting point is 01:12:15 Very sad. Tyler Barron commented. He said he wanted to do a pod post game. Oh, hell yeah. Okay. commented on our IG. If we get some players, do a post game. What are you all leaving?
Starting point is 01:12:25 You all leaving Sunday? Sunday. Sunday. Are we there all week? No, Friday. Friday to Sunday. Oh, flight back Sunday. Yep.
Starting point is 01:12:34 Okay. Big T's book. I see it. All right. We will see you guys next Tuesday. Love you guys.

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