Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Ranking The Fifty States

Episode Date: July 21, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing, the crew ranks the fifty states in the US. A little bit of a shorter episode, but still plenty of laughs. Make sure to tune into Macrodosing, every Tuesday at 7am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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eBay. You can probably find them there. eBay sneakers authenticity guaranteed. Welcome back to nanodosing. It is Thursday. It is July 21st. the fuck happened to summer it's crazy it's insane that summer's going by this fast i don't like it except it's hot as balls and i'm over it and it's 49 days until the nfl starts so that's what's really important in my head so i'm switching into football mode very shortly here we started talking a little football yesterday just with the mad ratings and stuff and i'm i just realized how much i miss talking about football yeah it is madden rating season getting upset about madden ratings uh arian you were you were not happy with your madden ratings right uh i don't remember me caring what you say

i thought that at one point we read some of your madden ratings back to you and i think your catch was like a 61 yeah that's ridiculous but they have guys that they pour over all the film they watch every single play and they mark you plus or minus and they have a pretty much as close to a perfect formula as you can get sure sure they do the thing is right more intense than the draft press of the thing is with madden is it's a totally different game than football that's true the way people forget that it's on a computer i know but the way people competitively play madden people people forget that yeah yeah but like no one's playing madden like they play football like it's very so i was talking about like an offensive

coordinator once i was like you ever play madden like put in all your plays and stuff and like try to call plays and do it and he was like yeah but it's such a totally different game that's it's not a perfect simulator so i think that totally affects how players are rated and how players are used and like for example why you know uh like lamar jackson is easier to use than like Peyton manning yeah do you think that there's a market out there for like a more realistic madden like a flight simulator football simulator yeah yeah that'd be pretty freaking cool just called football simulator that's the NFL head coach video game that's right Yeah. Well, we don't know. We don't know if the gameplay is more realistic or not.

Yeah, but that that's different than like it. The whole point was that it was different than like playing Madden. When you're doing head coach simulator, can you just like, can you choose to sleep on the couch in your office four nights a week? It was, I bought it. I played it. It was a long time ago. That probably came out like 05, 06. Yeah, we need to get back into that. I want that to be re-released so that I can try it out. I want to put my hand up and say I'm sorry to all the listeners out there all the macrodosians I forgot on Tuesday's show

which by the way go check it out download it subscribe resubscribe unsubscribe resubscribe with large about Bernie Madoff I forgot in all the commotion to do teed off and so that's everyone's clamoring

for a teed off segment so big T and it's good you did forget because I had one that was good and then I for during the show I was like shit I forgot it, but now I remember again. Okay.

The worst professor I had in college, literally this guy was just the absolute vote. Several people in the class complained to the journalism department. They were like, this is the worst class we've ever taken. This guy doesn't know what he's doing. He's terrible. They're like, yeah, we know we get these complaints every semester, but there's like really nothing we can do about it. He is running for U.S. Congress.

and if this guy wins I will I'll have to run if this guy can get elected I can get elected That's what we need Now he's not going to He's running as a Democrat in Knoxville

He's not going to win But just the fact that this guy is He's too close So why is he so bad He was a very weird person He had no clue what he was doing As a professor His class was the most disorganized

mismanaged thing I'd ever been in and everyone just he was extremely unlikable and uh he is like has a chance to be a u.s. congressman what's his name uh mark harmon i'd like to officially announce that macrodosing is endorsing mark harman's not for congress it's not running in tennis big t i'm only doing this because i want to see you run if he wins i is there uh is there an age limit for congress or an eight minimum yeah i think it's 20 I think you're pretty close You or 28 Well give it a couple more elections

But if this guy wins I'm running Okay Oh 25 years old, let's ride You're in Yeah No if he wins I'm running Granted I would have to move back To Tennessee

But I will challenge him We would make that work I don't know It hit you with a Dr. Oz Yeah What do you mean Well you have to establish residency Well yeah I'd have to live there

For a little while He's running in In Philadelphia but lives in Jersey and has for like fucking what you know i would i would move back and live there for the required amount of time i'm saying you don't have to just have a place there we'll figure it out but yeah if this guy wins uh i i have to run you're definitely more of a tennessee guy than dr oz is of a uh philadelphia guy i would think so yeah yeah i don't know who thought dr oz would be a good candidate he just he's running on like almost a platform of populism

And he lives in a fucking gigantic mansion in New Jersey. Well, candidates like that have won recently. That's true. Yeah. That's a valid point. It's like what we were saying last week. It's like people see someone on the TV and they're like, yep, time for office. Oh, I know that guy.

Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Just name recognition is half the battle. And I'm sure Coley is probably, that's where Coley's been for the last couple months. He hasn't been raising a child or two children. He's been campaigning for John Federman in Pennsylvania. That's Coles guy.

he is a very funny guy and he seems like he's got a good heart i don't know i haven't read that much about his policies so i could be putting my foot in my mouth but he just seems like a good person a guy that has just like kind of dedicated his life to helping others but um yeah that's where coli's at right now helping out with that campaign his facebook page mark harmon for congress only has uh this is 852 followers 30 oh yeah so it has 8752 followers okay well he's going to get a lot more after this you know you just you just elevated his name it's a good point um but I just I just need people to know how let me send you a screenshot of this guy what if his platform is to get you fired I mean why don't why don't you like him

did you not listen to the whole thing I said I was reading up on a story that kind of broke my heart man sorry well he he was just he was a terrible professor his class was horribly mismanaged and terribly organized he didn't know what he was doing and he was just like vaguely unlikable. What's it got to do with him running for Congress? I think he would be. How many congressmen? How many congressmen do you think can run a good classroom?

I don't know, but not him. This is horrible. But anyway, so the story where I was reading up was on, I don't know if y'all don't know who D.C. and Meryl is. Yep. They're breaking up, though. Yeah, it's tough.

Are you, you know why? I was reading the article, but I couldn't get to the end of it because it's probably shouldn't read. the entire article while I'm doing a pot. No, we can talk about it, though. So I know Deezus pretty well. Deesis has become a friend through our mutual friend, Tommy Alter, the most connected man in America.

I went on that vacation to Amsterdam with him and got to spend some good time with him. Have you ever met him? Deasy? Yeah. Oh, yeah, no, both of them my guys. It was on my podcast. Every time I stop in New York, you know, I highlighted. Yeah, it's tough to see.

They were so funny, man. very very funny as a duo they were like the origins of um the the not the origins but they were like one of the main names uh accounts to follow from black twitter they were like the ones ushering that shit they they were comedy man legends that's fuck that i don't i don't get them i don't know the real reason yeah i don't have any insight as to what the real reason is i just know that sometimes you know business gets in the way of things i think we've been pretty fortunate here like when we first started getting pretty big big cat and I we were compared to like the white version of Jesus and Miro

which was like the highest compliment that very big compliment yeah highest compliment that we could get and so I I would love it even though like I don't see I don't see that many comparisons although like one is a big guy with kids the other is a skinny guy that always appears to be high so a funny a funny duo yeah so a funny duo and and well actually what you guys have in comment is y'all's improv skills

like are insane they were very good at playing off each other and they naturally fit in well together I'm sure that they'll be fine I'm sure that they're going to be very successful with whatever solo ventures they choose to pursue and I'm sure that they're going to have

a lot of other options that's like the definition of two Americas like P. F.T. and Big Cat and Jesus America like there's two Americans though but yeah no I'm sad to see a breakup man So if any, if there's any crossover, send them some love because there's, they're good

dudes, man. They're good dudes. And they came from nothing and made a great lane for themselves. And I hope they continue to grow digitally, man. The thing about this business is there's so many things that go into the success that you have that you don't see behind the scenes. And there's so there's natural human ego that gets involved. And Big Cat and I have been very fortunate that I think we're both kind of.

of cut from the same cloth that we don't really have gigantic egos when it comes to like business we're not we're not ever at odds when it comes to any of that stuff and we're both you know we see how lucky we are to be in the position that we're in and we you know we understand that it would be insane to let something as stupid as like ego get involved i'm not saying that that's what happened with deis and mero but it sounds like from what i've read that there was they they were constantly budding heads about a lot of things especially towards the end i mean i read that like Miro was posting on the show's Reddit and there was just like a lot of behind the scenes drama

that went on so it's tough to see but 10 years in this business together as a duo was a very very long time it is man and they had a legendary podcast some of their old episodes man non-stop how you're rolling bro it's hilarious yeah there were great interviewers too really really good I blame Reddit

you blame Reddit and it's the root of all evil I blame China I don't know Why yet? I just want to say, I want to be the first to say that the Chinese government broke them up. Through Reddit? Through Reddit. Yeah, well, through, I don't know. I haven't figured out why yet, but the facts aren't important. I'll fill those in later. There's a lot of Reddit I love, a lot of great content on Reddit, but there's communities of fans that I feel it just suck. Okay.

Now, I will never go on Reddit. I will never go on. Because I mean, it's scary. It's, why, I mean, you're on Discord. That's like, that's like Reddit on cocaine. Yeah, that's like the fortune but I don't I don't actually read like like if if I see them talking stupid shit I just you know what I mean I just ignore the shit but like I'm not I'm not like Reddit is specifically for like any kind of fan base to like vent how they don't like the show majority or yeah don't like what you know what I'm saying yeah and so I just I mean like why like I haven't imagined coming up with an idea like a hundreds of people like on a chat border like this is why I don't like everybody gonna watch three I'm not I don't

I'm not going to entertain that. So you don't like it. Sometimes I hear Billy say things to me that I know that he got off the Reddit. And I just, I immediately interpreted it as, okay, this is Billy speaking from like the opinion of somebody that had a popular thread. Like what? I'm not going to get into the details about it, but I can just. I don't do that. I can just tell when you say something.

And it's like, that's not from Billy's brain. That's from Reddit. I think it's important to understand where your fan base is, right? to a certain extent but a lot of that shit can get like you know ego deflating that was like when i first noticed that was um i played college ball and the message boards were like a little minute mini red reddit right and i used to like read people's opinions on me and finally just until you realize like my fuck these people you were you were checking out volkest yeah about Fall Quest

There's another one too There's the 24-7 one But I forget what it's called I don't know I don't remember GoVals 24-7 That's what it's called Every school has a different one

I don't know if they're as active as they were They are back in Oh, there you go VolQuest is still popping That was why I mean back in the day That was like one of the main You know sources for fans

To get together and talk shit about their favorite team. And ValQuest still looks like it did, probably when you played, but it's like people are still on there. Yeah. Big T, what is your user handle on VolQuest? I am not a VolQuest subscriber actually. I'm not.

Cap. I'm not. Cap. Listen, I know enough people at the University of Tennessee that I don't need to pay for the information that I already know. Oh, you're above them. I mean, I'm just not going to pay money for when I could just talk to those people. But the people that are on the forums, those are the guys with the cutting edge ideas.

Sometimes. I do not believe for a second that you're a lurker? No, I don't go on it. When was the last time you went on it? Honestly, I've never been, I've never typed in Valquest. How long, how do you know they pop and stuff? Well, people like tweet screenshots from it and shit all the time. And I know people who are on VolQuest to talk about the shit that's on there all the time.

Yeah, I think you got to burn it. Did you get it? I am, I'm, listen, I'm not paying to go on Volkwest. Do you have to pay for him? Yeah, it's like $100 a year. Shut up. What? Yeah.

Keep him running. Yo, so, uh, did you guys hear that? So Russia's, Russia says it's losing because Ukraine has experimental mutant troops creating secret biolabs. Did you guys see that article? Let's go. Dude, that's, that's kind of fucking sick. That is pretty fucking sick.

Yeah. What kind of experimental troops are we talking about? about well uh okay so by the way are you are you ready to apologize to me yet for calling the ghost of kiev as being a complete forgery no i said the opposite no you said that it was legit right when it happened right and i told you given my vast understanding of of air combat that it was virtually impossible to be true and you were like no man no it's true it looks pretty real yeah well you know what man i was just trying to gas up the ukrainians okay so that's i told you i told you like look yeah these ukrainians got super soldiers all right so that's a no you're not ready to

apologize yet well i apologize but i'm gassed up the ukrainians okay you don't want to do that you're denazifying the ukrainians is that what you're saying yeah that's a little tougher than you think uh so go on with the mutant soldiers uh so this was from yahoo news uh decent decent source so the russian troops refusing to fight by the thousands sabotaging their own shot of equipment even deliberately wounding themselves to abandon the war russian lawmakers claim the real setback for moscow was drugged up ukrainian soldiers that claim was made monday by two russian lawmakers heading up a commission to investigate bio laboratories in ukraine uh they described bombshell findings from the investigation testings of ukrainian p ow's blood they claim and covered a range

of diseases that suggests that we're secretly experimented on for military purposes and we see the cruelty and barbarity in which the military personnel of Ukraine behave, the crimes that they commit against civilian population, these monstrous crimes that they commit against prisoners of war confirmed that this system for the control and creation of a cruel murder machine was implemented under the management of the United States. So they're basically saying those they were given in those performance-enhancing drugs that are still given in order to completely neutralize the last traces of human consciousness and turn them into most cruel and deadly monsters also confirmed this. So they think they're like,

avoiding up all their soldiers. Yeah, Russia would never do that. Russia would never have a state-sponsored doping program. I'm glad that they're... I stand with the Russian government. They'll just... They'll have to be the military members from Russia. They can't be the Russian military.

Yeah, exactly. We're taking away their flag. They have to, yeah. But they're accusing the Ukrainian soldiers of doping. And then it's like, you idiot, like, the Russian soldiers definitely dope their soldiers. Of course. Like, if they're doping their Olympic athletes... That was actually the joke.

like like russia is russia would know they probably have the test that would uncover all the secret steroids we don't know about i think billy's bringing this up because billy just wants to get on that this would actually be the best way to draw billy into the ukraine russia conflict is to be like hey

you know not only is ukraine like just giving guns to people that go over there they're also giving them cutting edge steroids that nobody knows about if you there was like you can turn into a super soldier yeah they're making anti-fuss super soldiers That'd be pretty cool Antifa SuperSers

You remember that That was hot for like a couple weeks Like watch out Antifa Super Soldiers are going to be out On like the 4th of July Like doing a massive demonstration That never happened But

Okay So they're given good Jews And also the American government Like we've experimented on our soldiers as well Oh yeah Like that's pretty common knowledge Back in If you want to go all the way back to

World War II, we saw that the Nazis had meth and we're like, yo, we got to give our pilots some of this meth stuff. And so we started making our own, keep them awake. Was MK. Ultra used on soldiers? MK. Ultra was used on soldiers. Yeah, it was used on a variety of government employees. Right. So that too. Yeah. All the different drugs and LSD and stuff.

Yeah. Yeah, we experiment on our soldiers. That's what makes the soldiers that are like banding together against the vaccinations kind of funny to me in a way because, like, your job. is your job is literally to die for the country if they ask you to but you won't get a vaccine if they ask you to do that I'm not saying I'm not saying the vaccine's perfect because it's obviously been shown not to be a perfect vaccine but like that that's actually what you sign up for well and they've been poked and prodded with way worse things probably yeah bullets right that

that's a big one probably yeah yeah one of the worst yeah what a shrapnel that's pretty bad PFT anti-truths You've heard of here Can we get a quote cart I'll whip that one up All right Yeah Billy No I'm on conspiracy

No politics Reddit And there's something related How much time does Billy spend a day on Reddit There's a lot of good things to blog on there Okay So that's why I'm there usually I spend a lot of time

Yeah do you Oh I don't have like I'm a lurker What are your forums this macrodose thing it's so bad I'm constantly on it so mad dog is reading what you write about it right now yeah I am honestly are the mad dog creeps on there

yes so you like the mad dog creeps no it creeped they yeah you keep going back it's like a little bit too much where like someone asked me my address on it yeah I'd say that's a little bit that's a little bit too far that's what creeps do they be creeping yeah and then there's like some like other ones

I'm actually randomly on the part of my take one a lot Okay. Just checking in, seeing what you guys are up to. Yeah, don't go there. Yeah. What would you say the love versus hate relationship is with you, Billy, on the PMT Reddit? Oh, it's up and down. Yeah, it's crazy.

It's, uh, depending on the episode probably. Yeah. Yeah. It's, uh, it's, uh, I realize that Reddit has really, really short attention span. Like people on Reddit have a very short attention span, like specifically around people. Like, if Billy said something really funny on the. like a podcast episode they will they will praise billy and immediately turn her back on him there's no loyalty what you do lately what what you've done for me lately type thing yeah totally i would say

the the macrodosing audience is probably higher on billy than the pmt audiences overall yeah is that fair to say 100% i know that the pmt audience fucking loves big tea pmt audience they love him yeah you were very popular yeah you didn't know i i can't tell if this is a troll or not. No, no, they, for some reason, they love you. Like, I think it's because you haven't actually been on the show. Yeah. Probably.

Yeah. They love the idea of you. That's a, yeah. Don't go on, bro. Just keep the prestige. Yeah, I love the idea. Yeah, keep them wanting more. In fact, like, suspend yourself from going on part of my take and everybody would be like,

oh, my God, we got to get big tea on. I'm as commissioner of macro dosing. I'm using my power to issue a five-year ban on myself going on part of my take. That's fair. That's more than fair. Big team needs to be dedicated to this show. Yeah. So he's suspended. No, I was on Reddit before I worked here a lot, trying to find information about, like, people who worked here.

Who are we trying to find information about? You guys. What do you mean? Find information. Yeah. I wanted to know, like, because none of you use your real name. I'm like, like, that's how I found your real name. No offense to you.

Okay. Like, I found out of the internet. You go out here creepy, man. He was all. Look, I've never, like, denied me. Were you trying to find my home address? Because somebody did post my helmet right when I moved to New York Oh no, I didn't know that. Somebody found my change of address form because I guess there's a way that you can access that.

Is it like a foia? I don't I have no idea, but somebody posted my my first apartment on Reddit and it was the correct address and they're like, yo, this is where PFT lives in New York City. Oh, that's so scary. As admittedly creepy and weird as that is, there was a time not very long ago where there was a big book that got dropped off at your house that had everybody's phone number and it had addresses. it too, right? That's true. But you could also choose to be unlisted. Did you have to pay for that? I don't think so. I think you just called a number and you said, hey, can you not list me in the phone book? But, but like people act now like that's so crazy. And it is. If you're actively seeking out where people live and shit, you're at best a weirdo and at worst like a criminal. But I mean, that is like technically. You could also be a pizza delivery guy. That's another option.

But you have to, you give them that information. Yeah. Do you guys remember, well, you might not. But I was a pizza delivery guy in high school, or sorry, in college. And there was no such thing as Google Maps. There was no such thing as Apple Maps. GPS was just starting to become a thing where you could have a GPS thing in your car. But 99% people didn't. And so you would get a call for a delivery and they would give you the address. Then I would have to walk over to a giant map that we had on the wall in our pizza place.

And I would find the location of the street. And then I'd have to write down with a pen and paper, okay, this person lives at 342 Rosewood Terrace. And then I'd have to get in my car after looking at the map, memorize, okay, you make a left onto 123, you make a right onto Port Republic, then you make a left onto Rosewood, and then you have to start looking for 123. And so it was impossible. It was almost impossible.

I still don't know to this day. How I managed to do that. They should have MapQuest. Yeah, I remember MapQuest. So MapQuest was a thing, but we didn't have a computer at the pizza place. Yeah, it was like our printer. Oh, damn, shitty shitty pizza place. Yeah, yeah, the guy that that ran the place did not like me very much because I was always getting to accidents.

My family one time went on vacation to Montana and we landed at the airport and then we were going to the ski resort place and they had directions from MapQuest and we ended up on a frozen like lake. Like we're on ice. And we call, we call the place and we're like, MapQuest just took us. We're like on ice right now. They're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That happens every time, uh, you need to go here, here and here. And we're like, why don't you all correct that? Put a sign up maybe.

Yeah. Like caution, like going, you will die. Well, they just like, whatever the address was or whatever on MapQuest was just wrong. I've, I've talked about this before. I think that our dependence on GPS, he's totally damaged our hypothalamus, which has been our directional, uh, compass. usually but it's like a muscle but it also does other things in our brain i think that we have a whole like if you don't use your navigational muscle it's going to weaken other things like

knowing where you are in space and time and there is a connection between anxiety and having like a enact where are you in space and time well that's what anxiety's fear of the future instead of being the present so billy look at me right now yeah what direction are you facing uh i'm facing West. Yeah. No, Billy's hypothalamus is strong. I test that all the time. Do you go on cleanses? Like GPS? I don't, I try to like, for example, if I'm like going somewhere, I try to navigate it. I do it a lot in the woods. That's where I exercise it. Like if I'm walking on a trail, I try to figure out where I am? Well, you stay on the trail. It's actually not hard to do. Like, just where are you in that in correlation to the sun and where is the sun going? It's not difficult to do. No, like. I was due by where water is. Yeah, and you envision where you're going and stuff.

And then, but even when you're driving, like, if you know your way home, like, take that way home. Like, I used to be so dependent on ways just for traffic, but I was like, this is making my brain weak. So Billy's saying, I disagree. So is Billy saying that, like, the creation of the GPS is why people have anxiety in America? Well, it could be, like, I'm trying to think, like, the phone definitely makes neuro processing that you had weakened. like a muscle if you were like used something as a crutch. Yeah, you get too dependent on it. I mean, think about when was the last time you were

able to do shorthand multiplication, had to use it and do it. Hit me. Hit me right now. What's 42 times 64? That's not shorthand. That's not shorthand. Short hand is like eight times seven. 56. Yeah. Yeah, I beat you. You were going to say 40? Dude, get off your phone, Billy. I'm going to say short hand multiplication.

42 times 56. Bro. that's seven times six 42 yeah which I get 42 and 56 mixed up 8 minus 1 is 7 8 times 7 is 56 7 minus 1 is 6 7 times 6 that's how I think about Hang on what did you just say

I did not file that at all The numbers okay we're going to get to the number relation things it has to do with 49 and 7 times 7 that's right So now take me where you got this Say what you just said again 8 times 7 is like 7 times 7 six because they're one away from each other.

Oh, in the seven multiplication tables, it's seven times six and then seven times seven times eight. Yeah. They're bracketing. They're bracketing. Yeah. Forty-nine. I got it. I understand what Billy's saying.

Okay. Out of that, but we got to exercise your hypothalamus. Seems like you need to. I think there are people who are navigationally aware and there just are people who aren't. And I think that's how it's always been. And maybe you can refine it, but like, like, my. shirt who's sleep in the bed right here she is shit at direct she doesn't she she lived in in Portland her entire life and cannot get around without the GPS I visited there maybe 10 11 times

and can go there and can just find my way by memory yeah I'm so bad I think some people are just directionally aware there was hunters and there was gatherers Billy so what's a gatherer this a woman guy I just wanted Billy did to unpack I didn't say that I always said is you didn't hunters and there is gatherers. All right. So I think it is fair. This is going to sound bad and I'm probably wrong. But in my experience, so you can't tell me that I'm lying.

I'm speaking my truth right now. By and large, the men that I've hung out with are more situationally aware to their direction than a majority of the women that I've hung out. No, I'll, yeah. I was with a lady last week not to bring out. and we were in a group and we were trying to get around the city that I live in in New Jersey for the summer on the shore and still like a little bit unfamiliar about where we're at and this lady was looking at her Google Maps and you know how it's got the dot and then the

cone on it. Yeah, to show what direction you're going. Yeah, so she's trying to follow that along and she's going the exact opposite way from where this is telling us to go and I'm looking over the over her shoulder and I'm like, why are you going this way? telling you go that way and she goes oh that cone is the that's where you're going and I was like yeah what did you think and she was like I thought it was like a tail that was left behind you like a little a little graphic design flare well the thing is the phones do now make all of the male advantages like obsolete okay go on like some like in so shit man we're being we're being taken over by the phones no no it's facts like you don't really need to know

Good point, Billy. They vibrate, too. Like, they do everything that we can do. How is now, but like, how is that insult shit? I'm actually saying we're now more equal. I think that I don't think that a woman should be allowed to own a phone that shakes when somebody texts her a call. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying the phones.

I'm saying that it doesn't matter anymore, even if that's true. I'm saying something equalist. Thank you. Equalist. That's a new, it's a new ideology. Equalism. so wait what do you think what do you think phones should what features should phones not be allowed to have all they should have all of them so that everyone can navigate and you know do everything the same can you give me the three core tenets of equalism just people being equal feminism and it's true sense what is its non true sense billy dude i don't know why are we talking about this you brought it up i just want to talk about exercising your hypothalamus and like also meditation like because we just stimulate so much we don't have like control of

our own thoughts at any given time without stimulation because we're so used to stimulation dictating our thoughts that's why when you're in a waiting room you're on your phone yeah what people used to do sit no I kind of hate that billy's kind of right we used to yeah they used to have magazines and newspapers yeah you used to read like six month old people magazines yeah right No question. But. And then open the magazines and smell the perfume that they had in there. Yeah.

Yep. But like remember time out? Yeah. Well, that's a thing when you're a child. Like children still get time out. But like remember like nowadays it's so much easier just to like wait somewhere like waiting for a train or waiting like because we are. I heard this a lot though.

Like what is wrong with being mentally stimulated? Like I don't understand. I think it makes our your ability to rein in your own thoughts and control. your own mind because you're always dependent on outside simulai. I think that there's some truth. There's some truth to the fact that you are, your creative energy is being directed somewhere else. Like you are being mentally stimulated by a phone.

But if you were to take that phone away, then you're unable to function or you're less able to function at times. Yeah. Just like person to person. Louis C.K. had a bit and separate the art from the artist, but he had a bit about. how he was one time driving that's what is that was called yeah he was really good at at interacting person to person was that before or after the debacle it was before but the bit was

basically like we don't feel nothing anymore and uh like we're always on our phones we're always do something and one time he was driving and he stopped his car and you know his phone was there and he was like had to sit in his car to wait for a while and he was in an old car that like didn't have any radio and he just like broke down crying because he had no stimuli that may have been other issues but like yeah the absence of didn't know one to jack off in front of so you just start checking that's probably what he did and then once it was over it was well no he needs no one there to watch yeah but like most measurable data like we are by and large the at the best point in human history right so like when i hear this argument i just don't really

Like, there are some things like, yes, depression levels, anxiety levels, suicide levels, stuff like that. But I think that's just a byproduct of the beginnings of us being inundated with all of this, right? I think we'll work our way out of it because I think the what's missing and all of this is us, like, regulating ourselves with it, right? I always tell people all the time, bro, you don't, not everybody deserves freedom, man. There has to be some kind of bounds. And like once you realize that the internet can be an anchor or a sale, it's the most beautiful thing in the world. But like you have to like regulate yourself if it's possible. Would it take discipline?

But what I'm saying is I think people in general don't do that. But we're a way better society than we were in whatever they'd be talking about in the 80s when you're sitting in a fucking waiting. But I feel I feel like we don't use our brains as much. I think we do in just different ways. Yeah, I think it's just a different way to use them. no but like we don't because let me be clear about my career as a pizza delivery guy that fucking sucked like i'm so glad that i have GPS now to get me around it sucked there were so many times i was just like driving up and down a street trying to find a house only to realize oh i'm around the corner or oh there's another street that has a similar name that i'm close to like that's sucked my life is infinitely better because i do have GPS right but when you were thinking about all those tasks your mind was occupied and now you don't consider larger scale things that might impact your psyche, like make you sad

or make you like weird out. I think my I don't know what that means. I don't even know what it means. Okay. All right, good, good. I know what you're saying, which is sometimes having technology as a crutch can weaken parts of your brain that used to be stimulated and no longer stimulated. I will actually agree that I think that

being able to find your way around without GPS, it probably made my mind stronger in certain ways because I was problem solving, but it also sucked at the same time. And now that you have GPS, you don't really need to ever use those. True. But I feel that's the bigger point, I think. But I feel like, but those problem solving techniques in that exercise for your mind definitely had different uses than just getting around. And I feel like our brains aren't as in tuned and like exercised as much. What do you think the goal of mankind should be? doing um the goal of mankind i mean that's that is a very that's a huge question for me i think it would be just to have a good time okay all right i don't know i don't disagree

bro i do not i think that we are right spot on with our answers right so i believe that the goal should be to enjoy this motherfucker in any capacity that you see fit that doesn't harm others, right? And so, like, we're getting closer to that. So some people enjoy exploring the universe. Some people enjoy reading about exploring the universe. Some people enjoy sitting around doing nothing on day. I think those are all equally important things for those people.

And so be it. So, like, I think technology is just getting us closer to be able to, what I see fit as the goal of us being here is to enjoy this shit. wasting time, figuring out how to go places, not being efficient with your time and doing things that's enjoyable. I think technology is bringing us closer to being able to enjoy it.

Minimize suffering, maximize good stuff, good times. Yeah, but the thing is like, what makes the good times is the suck. You sound like a football coach. Yeah, I know, but there's nothing. Like the bad times make you appreciate the good times? Well, there's no such thing is a good time

if there's not a bad time. Right. I think good time Endorphins if you just have endorphins It's either you have endorphins or you don't have endorphins Maximized dopamine Yeah I mean like if you Because the thing is what happens in your brain

Is if you get neuro excitatory Like if you're those like if you're happy I'm butchering the psychology Basically if you're happy too much Like for example you take a ton of Adderall It like those euphoria neuron It depletes it It doesn't deplete it it over excites them

and destroys stuff. So then those... I get what you're saying, but I think your default would slide over towards happy more is what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? So like my bad times growing up are nowhere near my bad times now. You know what I mean? My bad times growing up where there's no food so I can't eat.

My bad times now are like shit breaks, people get sick. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like my my window is shifting as what bad is because of, where I'm at in my life right and that's what I'm saying like I you're right but I think it's just it's relative happiness is relative and so a sadness so what Billy's saying is like what about back in the day used to come home from school maybe you'd have pizza rolls that was awesome that was like day made now I can make pizza rolls for myself whenever I want and you can have like and I don't love pizza rolls that much anymore and that's sad you know you don't know my goals when I was a when I was a kid

I was like, yo, when I get, when I'm an adult, I'm just going to eat a whole tub of cool whip. I can't wait until I'm adult because nobody lets me do it. That sounds awesome. Also, I want to eat ice cream for practice. Have you done it? No, because when I got to the point where I could afford my own tub of cool whip, I don't like sweets like that. So it's not really that could. Wow.

I mean, when you said that, that hit home for me because I think like I loved cool whip when I was a kid. And I used to always try to get extra cool whip. on pumpkin pie. And my dad would be like, no, you get one scoop. Everybody gets one scoop. Two Americas. What do you mean? Sweet potato.

Well, yeah. I mean, also my grandmother made the best sweet potato pie on the world. I'm just thinking about like Thanksgiving. Two Americans. Whatever. Whatever. Don't act like I don't enjoy sweet potato pie. That's offensive to me.

No. Every time I would visit my grandparents in Greensboro, North Carolina, Mimi would have two sweet potato pies that were made because she knew that her special boy was coming to visit, and then he liked his special sweet potato pie. Good town. Shout out to Mimi. Shout out to Mimi, man. Shout out Mimi. Greensboro, North Carolina, a very good town.

Good town. ACC tournament should still be there. I agree with that. 100%. I've never had sweet potato pie. Two Americas. Two Americas. North Carolina, very good state. I need to rank states on here at some point. North Carolina, yes. Great state. Rank all 50? Big T is absolutely correct. North Carolina is maybe the most slept upon state.

I would agree with that I only been there once we played Carolina Panthers is in North Carolina right Yeah they're in Charlotte Which is like yeah that's I guess an okay town Yeah only only place

I went to go eat some restaurant And then went back to a hotel So I never really been Hinden Hooker from Greensboro North Carolina Yep Stamey's barbecue It's got mountains

Beaches Great beaches Just like a general good vibe Like great state Carolina blue, one of the best colors. Elite color. One of the best colors. Strong color.

My rugby team that I played for in Austin was the Austin Huns, and our colors were Carolina blue, white, sometimes black. And that was as much of a decision as why I chose to play for that team as any other one because it's like, oh, I get to wear Carolina blue all the time. Look good, feel good, feel good, play good. Worst state, I think number 15, and we talked about this, probably got to be Delaware. I would disagree with that Delaware we need to figure out again

what the fuck is going on Least relevant not necessarily worse It's got some no but it's relevant That's what we're saying It's got it's got an outsized relevance Compared to the rest of it It's extremely relevant Yeah

Our economy is based on Evading taxes And that's the state to do it in Yeah and it's got a couple good beaches too So that it can't be even in the bottom 10 If it has good beaches I've never been I wouldn't know Does everything is something to offer?

Worst state. Let's discuss. Let's go around. And Delaware was the first state, too. It was. There are two that immediately come to my mind. I think I know the two that you're talking about. Do you?

Especially since you said two. Okay. What are they? You're talking about the Dakotas? No. No, no, no. Those would fall under irrelevant, not necessarily worst. Okay.

Down the Black Hills. Arkansas and West Virginia. Mississippi was third, but I, Mississippi is my one. It's close enough to other okay states that not the whole thing is worthless, but Arkansas is terrible, bad people too. I wasn't going to impugn the people of any of these states. No, Fayetteville, Arkansas.

There are many fine people. I'm very thankful I haven't been there. And then West Virginia, but I would go Arkansas. I like West Virginia. Maybe it's because I grew up close to it and I spent some time there. It's very beautiful. A lot of songs are great. that talk about West Virginia.

Country Roads. I was going to say other than Country Roads, which is not about West Virginia also, but Country Roads and Charleston girl by Tyler Childers. Okay. I can't fact check that. Is that about Charleston, West Virginia or Charleston, South Carolina?

Charleston, West Virginia. Talk about Charlestown, West Virginia. Charlestown, Racist and Slots. Good casino there? No, there's a Charleston, West Virginia. That's right, there is. West Virginia, not bad, but Big T's right, Country Roads has written about Western Virginia. That's what he means when he says

West Virginia. That's where the Shenandoah River is. Spent a lot of time tubing down that river, hanging out by it. I would say, I'm still going to say the Dakotas as one. Those are my worst two states. And fun fact, when whoever it was that signed them into statehood, signed the documents, the president signed them both at the same time and then picked the two papers up and shuffled them together so that nobody would ever be able to claim like south dakotans wouldn't be like we were actually a state before you were north dakota they were put in at the exact same time um i'd say the dakota's in dead last place mississippi has i think a run for its money mississippi is from what i've heard not a great state i haven't visited it also doesn't

have a major city i know that they've the only person that i know from mississippi is ben mince that's the only guy from where's brand it was funny because I said there's a joke and then mad dog was like yeah yeah it's been mince and then because I knew what he was going to say wait a second yeah um so Mississippi is probably second

worst in my book so like are we but that means it's third worst because you can't yeah true honestly everybody's got something to offer I don't think anyone's really the worst state lokey and I mean this loki

Indiana is not great No. Indiana is not a good state. I love India. South Bend, Indiana, like the Notre Dame campus is beautiful. The rest of that town is terrible. Mayor Pete. One of the worst places I've ever been. Yeah, that's probably why. Thanks, Pete.

And Tony Barrett's from there. I know Notre Dame, I don't know how it is now, but the Notre Dame visitor locker room was the worst I've ever been in. Interesting. What was bad about it? So small, bro. I'm talking about everybody. We change it next to each other. the shoulder, literally.

It was shit. I love Notre Dame. I'd say Indianapolis is a fine town. I like Indy's cool. It's a perfect place to go visit. I'm tripping. I forgot. I've been there a bunch of times.

It's great. It's cold as shit every time I went though, so I don't really. But everything's indoors there and everything's connected in downtown area, so you can just walk around without ever going outside. I can draft, no, the combine down there. Yeah, combine's there. So I go there just about every year. Always have a great time in Indie.

No complaints by Indies. But that's the one place in Indiana that I would ever want to be. Oh, there was a Super Bowl there one time, 2010. That shit was lit, actually. Was that the Giants Patriot's second one? I don't know. I think it was. I don't think so.

No. Wait. Arian, it looks like Notre Dame redid the visitor's locker room in 2017. It actually looks very nice. Okay, cool. Well, it wasn't when I went. That shit was shit. Connecticut.

I'm going to say Connecticut's up there for work. state. Sneaky, sneaky worst state. Because they don't have anything in their own. It's just, it's a lot of rich people along the coast. And there are no beaches to speak of. That's the crazy thing. Maybe I'm talking about a ass on this one, but no one ever talks to me about Connecticut beaches. It's got a lot of coastline, but. Yeah, Mystic, Connecticut. Is that a beach town? Yeah, all the beaches in Connecticut are farther east. All the, you know, there are a couple in Greenwich and Stanford, but the mid of Connecticut, like the middle coastline of Connecticut, it's pretty more industrial.

The thing about those beaches, though, that Billy's talking about like in Greenwich and Stanford, is they're all like private or like the size of your left thumb? Like they're very, very small or private. You have to have like a town sticker to go to those beaches. Yeah. And then that means you have to pay like Greenwich taxes, which is like. It's pretty colonial. If you get off the off the coastline Connecticut, all the houses look like.

They're from 1910, 1920, like very old school. I put them pretty high up on the list of worst states. Don't talk shit about Rhode Islands. Rhode Island's pretty awesome. Well, it's got some beaches. Rhode Island's so awesome. I kind of, I love Charleston, South Carolina. But as far as the rest of the state goes, I've never had a good time in South Carolina besides that.

Really? Yeah. Where else have you? I mean, I don't know how many times I've really been. into South Carolina. I've been to Charleston. I've driven through it several times. Hilton Head, I have been there. Keowa, South Carolina, a great place. Is it? I like, I like South Carolina.

So maybe I'm jumping the gun on South Carolina a little bit. Other states, Wyoming? Wyoming's definitely up there. You're like into nature and shit. Montana is Wyoming on steroids. True. I give me, Montana kicks the shit out of Wyoming. Yeah.

but also montana's getting way more developed nowadays yeah you know what they call uh bozeman now oh here comes a slightly racist joke no it's not we call it boz-angeles okay who is calling it that the montanians the montanians are seeing a lot of californians buy spots in bozeman and they're like all these like vegan places popping up and they're calling it bozangeles Okay. I thought for sure you were going to talk about Chinese billionaires buying buying land there. Oh, speaking of that, Oklahoma. That's probably up there on the list, right? When we were driving through Oklahoma, Billy was profiling every single person that we saw. Be like that person. No. But that person is here.

There is people with land surveillance equipment. Yeah. That you know, that's pretty common in an oil-rich environment. I don't know. Missouri, bad state. I've heard not good things about St. Louis. I disagree. It's a boring state. I don't think it's a bad state. Good people there.

Like St. Louis is a fine city. I've never been to Kansas City. It seems fine. It's fine. Missouri's fine. I do like Kansas City's fun. I've had a good time in Kansas City. How do we feel about Kansas, Nebraska, that whole, that whole region?

The only thing that I think Nebraska is, brings to the table is Omaha. At a great time in Omaha, Nebraska. For the World Series. I mean, they're very essential. North Platt, where Danny Woodhead's from. And freaking Warren Buffett. Yeah.

Yeah, that puts it up. Some of my favorite college team growing up. Nebraska? Mm-hmm. Do you want to play for them? I did. Would you've taken steroids? No, I didn't take nothing.

No, creatine, nothing. Did anybody ever approach you while either in college or in the pros and it was like, hey, this will make you faster, it'll make you stronger, it'll help you recover from an injury. All the time. And you never said, you never thought about saying yes.

I took a couple of things Cush gave me, like, towards the end of my career, but I didn't feel anything any different, like, so I stopped to, I only did it for like a week, but. Who's Cookech? Cushing? Did you just fan boy out, don't?

No, did you just said, like, Brian Cushing? Yeah, that was the guy that I mentioned Well, he's a steroid king Well, no, I just Anything you give to him Look, that's my dude That's my dude, but I mean, he was I always made fun of it

I always used to be like, oh, you're taking something, bro I was like, we work out the same amount, bro You're not pushing like that But, yeah, he got away with it What about Idaho? Where do we stand on Idaho? Potatoes. Potatoes, fair

Yeah, no, I'd put Idaho down there Don't they have mountains and something? Billy's afraid, I know that grin that Billy just gave He's afraid of their militias No, no, Idaho has pretty awesome They're kind of low-key Montana Yeah, with potatoes No, no, no, because like a lot of Idaho

Is like part of the, is right next to the best parts of the Montana Mm-hmm So Montana got good potatoes too You never hear about the Montana potatoes Oregon does Northern Idaho, Northern Idaho is not Southern Idaho. I think Southern Idaho is the potatoes. Northern Idaho is the low-key Montana.

I always just remember from going to five guys growing up and they would tell you where the potatoes that day were from. And it was like Idaho and Oregon. Or Ida, you know, that's Oregon, Idaho. Yep, people don't know that. All the West Coast states are cracking. What about Utah? That's not West Coast.

That's Western. Very pretty, very beautiful state. And nobody from Utah or around Utah say that's West Coast, man. No, I'm not, I'm not saying it's necessarily West Coast. I asked about it because I kind of agree with Mad Dog. I think Utah is a great state. I think it's got... If you take the Mormon religion out of it, it would be fucking lit.

It's so beautiful. Yeah. Because it's one of the most gorgeous states there is. But they're just the weird shit that goes on. I would say probably top three in how pretty that state is. Natural. Okay. Well, how about this?

It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. Let's give our top five most beautiful states. Number one, Ohio is no, Ohio is maybe last. Maybe dead last. I know is strip malls, fast food, and highways. Ohio, yeah, it's, I have a lake. Ohio might be actually last.

I'm thinking it's right now. Southern Ohio has like some mountains to it. Yeah. West Virginia is way prettier than Ohio. I didn't compare it to West Virginia. The lakes. We compared it to every other state. New Jersey might be more beautiful than Ohio.

Yes, for sure. It's got a full coastline. I would say my number one would probably be, it might be Utah. It might be Utah. What about Utah or Colorado? Yeah, my top two. And then Florida.

Florida is beautiful. I think the not pretty parts of Florida outweigh the pretty parts of Florida. I would go. What part is not pretty about Florida? like the in like not coast of it and like Orlando swamp lands that's like it's gorgeous land I don't want to go there but it's like gorgeous to look at I think that Hawaii and Alaska have to be up there too oh I forgot about that I thought we were talking about mainly yeah Hawaii is it's not even close Hawaii is number one yeah of course okay let's throw Alaskan Hawaii out there because they're

in a league of their own contiguous they're already goaded mainland I got to I got to go Colorado one, Utah, two, Florida three. Tennessee's up there. Smoking Mountain, it's not bad. You know what? I'm swapping Tennessee in Florida, putting Florida for Tennessee. Yeah, East Tennessee is doing the heavy lifting, but it's enough. I would put North Carolina

above Tennessee because it's got the parts of East Tennessee that you like. Right. I think those are close, yeah. It's got the natural beauty of the Outer Banks. Yeah. All right, so I'm going to put, I'm going to go, Colorado number one. I think Aryans right on the money with that one. Colorado

should be number one my number two is going to be you know what fuck it north carolina two how about that north carolina number two i don't hate that Utah number three and I'm going to go California number four wait wait what about Montana number five wait so now you kick Tennessee out been there yep Tennessee drop I mean that you should be used to it as the season goes on that's oh that's cute kind of your thing oh that's cute you just just took a bad L to Montana State. Hey, Georgia State maybe. We're not losing any Montana schools.

We lost to Montana, so that's not true. We lost to Montana my senior year. Shit, yeah. There you go. So that was, I was not playing. Wait, wait, wait. No, it was Wyoming.

Oh, I mean, no key Montana. That's a Billy said. Yeah, no, no, no. It was Wyoming, which is an FBS school. Montana's an FCS school. It is different. But that was- I'm going to California, though, bro.

What do you mean? It's got, It's got incredible beaches there. It's got mountains. It's got gorgeous deserts. It is a desert. Deserts aren't beautiful. I mean, parts of the sound like dirt.

It's not all desert. You want to talk about some of the most beautiful natural parks. Aaron, please let me finish with this because you haven't considered my friend, Yosemite National Park. You haven't seen the alpine peaks of Mount Shasta. You haven't been in the redwood forest. You haven't been out to Palm Springs. The Mohave Desert is gorgeous. Oh, I was there recently.

You're right. You're right. You're right. I was speaking mostly of the main cities, and they're not beautiful at all. I agree. I agree that Los Angeles is not a beautiful place. I mean, it's just, this is a desert that is, like, covered up with imported palm trees. It's just, fun fact, all palm trees in America are imported.

I did not know that. Yeah, they don't grow here. That is a fun fact. low-key Texas disgusting state with the exception of like big bend national park when you go out west see see see I disagree I think Texas is a really beautiful state man what parts uh like inland uh I'm not in love with the coast third coast it's I think it's okay but it's very green Texas is very green there are parts that are definitely desert but um Houston Houston's beautiful no

Houston's not beautiful? No, it's not. It's really super green. If you like concrete, Houston is the city for you, my friend. Says the guy who works in New York. Well, I'm not saying that I love it. I think it's beautiful here. All right.

Well, agree to disagree on that one. The weather ain't. The weather's fucking shit. Technically, the palm trees in Hawaii are native. There you go again, Billy. Good point. And I think The ones in Florida

In the main groves They're not So you're saying It's imported No the ones in Hawaii are Yes that's a thousand percent But I was talking about the mainland But think about this

The whole reason why palm trees and coconuts Spread was because the coconuts Would float in the water And then wash up and plant And that made their like seed spreading through current so any coastal palm trees so if there's palm trees in the Caribbean those ones washing up on the Gulf Coast technically I think would be considered native I don't know it's just impossible the ones in California yeah and

Nevada okay you know I heard about Las Vegas recently turns out Las Vegas has used the same amount of water for the past 20 years and I was like wow like good for Las Vegas They're on a ration? Yeah, they've used the same amount of water since, like, the 70s. They've just gotten way more efficient with it. That is crazy. Especially considering that they just got that NFL stadium out there, they have to water. Yeah.

Which maybe that's just my brain being done. Maybe like one strip of grass doesn't really take that much water. But it looks very green. For the last 20, how is that even possible, given the growth that Las Vegas has had? That's what's crazy. They've used, let me find. the exact Vegas is ugly too

you fly over it it's just like a desert with this random as green strip in the middle of it yeah it should not exist two places in the United States that have no business occurring or existing given the laws of nature Las Vegas Nevada is number one

number two Malibu California I'm okay with that Malibu should not it should not be inhabited it gets all these mudslides it's terrible terrible to live there And the people that live there, it's like a pretty dangerous place to build a home or any sort of structure. But it's got a great coastline. Yeah.

It's near desert. And the coastline is nice. And so rich people get a lot of spaces out there because it feels like they have their own private beaches. But it should not be inhabited. It has no business. San Diego, beautiful city. Absolutely. So that's another one in California.

So California, I'm confident having California number four. So to reiterate, my official five, Colorado number one, my number two is North Carolina, my number three. Wait, what was my number three? Utah? Montana? Utah? I think it might have been Utah. Utah.

And then Montana and then Tennessee. California. California. Tennessee slated game. Yeah. Sorry. Real quick on that Las Vegas water fact. Some even hail the area for its water smarts.

With the Las Vegas community using 27 billion gallons less water in 2018 than it did just after the millennium. So they were using less water in 2018 than they were in 2000. Maybe they're just showering less. Maybe you're getting stinking. Who is? Las Vegas. So they're using like their water usage in 2000 was more than its usage in 2018, even though there's been growth. So good for them.

Good for them. Shout out Nevada. Okay, so let's wrap this episode up. Any other thoughts off the top of our head we want to get into? We just had new merch drop in the store, like, as we were recording. Check it out. What merch is that? I love it.

Check out the new stuff. Also, PFT and I saw each other on the subway yesterday and talk to each other. That's true. So we were on the same subway car on opposite sides. I was getting off the subway car. I noticed Mad Dog. She was getting off. And as you recall from a couple episodes ago, Mad Dog was a friend.

to talk to me getting off the subway when she saw me while I was simultaneously being afraid of Big T and I wouldn't talk to him. But I saw Mad Dog and I was like, I'm going to go, I'm going to initiate the conversation and say hi. And it's not going to be weird. No, it wasn't weird. And it wasn't weird. It was a nice little combo. You know what? That's one of those things Billy's talking about. We're so used to interact in people on our phones that sometimes the lost art of face-to-face communication. I never got that. If I saw any of you guys, I'd say what's up to you. I like we'll talk to anybody I know ever. I like really don't get the point of social awkwardness.

Well, good for you, Billy. That's probably because your hypothalamus is so much stronger than mine. Yeah. We have a nice conversation. Well, it's not even that it's awkward. It's that like if I saw you on the subway and we do this show for, if it was on a Monday, we do this shit, we're in here for four hours. We talk about everything we could possibly talk about.

And I see you on the subway and I'm like, hey, what's up? And then like, what do we talk about? No, I mean, I'd just be like, yo, it's good. And then like, we might. We might not necessarily talk. Right, but see, then if you say what's up, just like acknowledge you on the, and then you like go back to your phone. Like now it's awkward because it's like, um, is he looking over?

Like, no, we had a nice conversation. We talked about his travel plans. It was nice. Sometimes I'll see people. Actually, this might be overboard. Sometimes I will see people on like headphones like Liam or like Ben to Julia who's coming over from where we all live on the train and I like see them in the crowd. And then I'll like move towards them and I know they won't notice me.

And then I'll just like. sometimes like scare them yeah if you ever skimmy on the subway billy i have like i would do that to you mattie but like i come up behind him and i put my hand on their throat i said don't fucking move headphone boy no but that that's like a funny joke you wouldn't last a minute in the in the forest on one of my hikes no oh man yo when we drop in the um what's the beef what's your beef segment

when we're doing that we're still doing that we ain't doing that yeah we can do that with the discord yeah hop in and all you little

redditors that like to talk shit hop in oh you're gonna get your you gonna get your five to ten minutes and be like yo

what's your beef and you can sound off and you can debate and we can have it we can have it out like I feel like that's a great little segment and be fun

yeah let's do it okay I'd love to get just angry and just rage dude just like Xbox lobby style someone oh that just like made me like scared and sweaty thinking about that that's gonna be great I can't wait yeah we need to get a once Avery comes back Avery's gone again um once we get Avery back he knows how to do like the technology part behind that

or Billy do you uh I could hook it up yeah where is uh where's Avery at right now he is in I think Buffalo oh he already left for that yeah he's no okay he's gonna have a great time up there I heard he's going to the Livet Tour too. I heard that as well. I heard they're paying big money. Him and Dude Perfect. Yeah. Congrats to Dude Perfect on getting that bag from Qatar.

Oh, we meant to get into that. Yeah. That'll be a tease. We'll talk more extensively about that next week. I need to do a whole episode of prep on Qatar. Although, if I do go to the World Cup, I don't know if it's a safe thing for me to just empty the clip on Qatar. At least not before you go.

Before I go. When is it? It's in November. November and December Because listen I'm going to let the chopper sing on guitar Just calling them out right now You know what I'm talking about Aaron

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