Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: The Art Of War - Chapter 5

Episode Date: November 4, 2021

On today's episode of Nanodosing, the crew reads Chapter 5 of The Art Of War and reviews it. Make sure to tune into Macrodosing, every Tuesday at 7am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macro dosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. Welcome back to nanodosing. Snacro-dosing. Excuse me. Snacro-dosing this week. Snacro-dosing on The Art of War. It's the Aaron Rogers book club.

Aaron Rogers is in the news today. Cancel. Something happened with Aaron Rogers. I don't know. Aaron Rogers is immune to us making fun of him on this podcast now that we've agreed to do a co-book club with him, The Art of War. He hasn't taken a vaccine against it, but he's immune against it. That was wild news when that shit came out today.

It seemed like it was one thing after another. ESPN reported that Aaron Rogers petitioned to have the league, like, accept, what was it? They didn't say the medicine that he, but alternative medicines in lieu of a vaccine. He's like, this is just as good. They didn't say what it was. It's probably Ivermectic. Might have been Ivermacted. Can you take Iverm- Well, no, that's the-

We know that Billy says that you can take. ivermectin for scabies the premise can you take it prophylactically yeah that's that was the whole premise of what how it was being used okay they were taking it every day to prevent contracting got it i guess it didn't work well we don't know well no he has covid uh no we don't know if he was taking once the NFL told him they weren't going to accept it would he just keep doing it i don't think so for fun i have no idea you might i'm just you know it's wild about And, you know, I know A-Rod, dog, good do. We connected, I mean, I knew of them, you know, because I played,

but what we actually connected on was, you know, I came out as an atheist. And I'm unsure if he is, I don't think he's, like, publicly said it, but, like, you know, behind closed doors, he was like, you know, I appreciate you speak in your mind, whatever. To be an atheist and to be an, I don't know, I don't call him anti-vax, I don't know if he's anti-vax, but to be skeptical about the vaccine and that,

It's a wild position to take. Like, I would love to hear him speak on this. You should text. You should say a quick text. Just be like, hey, we're also reading The Art of War. Up here, when you feel strong, I see what you're doing. You've read your son Sue. I'm curious, what do those two positions have?

Why are they interconnected in your mind? Oh, I'm glad you asked Big T. All right. So to be an atheist, right? It's to be skeptical, right? It's to be skeptical amongst the plethora of religious dogma that is thrown at your face in our society. Sure. And not only is it to be skeptical, it's to be vocal about your lack of belief or assertion that there is no God.

I'm not in that cap. I believe. I think there's, I just have a lack of belief, right? And so that requires from my experience, and there's data that backs this. that more atheists have, but there's a higher percentage of atheists that have read the Bible than there is Christians as far as self-proclaimed.

And so the reason why you take this position as an atheist, especially in today's climate, is because you've done your due diligence, right? And we can disagree on the conclusions, right? But I've done my due diligence, it's not, I didn't come to this conclusion to be anti-religion. I came to this conclusion because I was, you know, self-searching. I was looking for answers. And so it's a more rational position to take

in today's society rather than the majority of the experiences that I've had. And I'm not casting a wide net on Christians. I'm positive there's Christians out there who are fully read the Bible in there. Totally still cool with it. But from my experience, the majority of atheists are very well read in a lot of topics that they take positions on. And in science is one that kind of is under the umbrella of atheism because it is a skeptical position it's it's by nature skeptical and um if you if you do your due diligence on i don't want to get to the vaccine conversation again but if you do your due diligence on it the data is very clear see to me though it's interesting that actually makes me think like you're talking about skepticism yeah actually makes me think

it would be the opposite that you know well it's it's it's skepticism to a default so you're not you're not you're not being skeptical to be skeptical you're being skeptical to come to a conclusion right right but i think i think there are a lot of people who like were told by everyone in their mother to get the vaccine they're like fine i'll get the vaccine whatever these people know what they're talking about so if you were if you were inherently skeptical of things that makes me think you might come to like no that that's to my point you're not inherently skeptical to be skeptical right you're you take a rational position yeah no no i see so so to be an atheist in an in a in a in a in a in a in a dogma-filled world of religion it is it is a rational

position this is okay i hear what you're saying but let me do my own research and come to my own conclusion, right? And more often than not, that leads to demonstrable proof, right? You're looking for tangible evidence. And when you look at the data for the given data, I don't know about the dogpile.com data, but if you look at the given data, like the consensus is that the vaccine is effective and it works. So it looked like Billy was going to call cap. No, I mean, I'm just saying, when he said that more people have, what was it? I'm in the air of Rodgers jersey. No, it was Blake Bordel's jersey.

Oh, okay. I'm wearing a day. That shit is hilarious. I put this shit on. I got in the car. I get out of the car on the way to work. I check Twitter, and all of a sudden,

Blake Bortle was just signed with the Green Bay Packers. And I'm Rodney and Sturz. So I feel like I was one of my favorite Twitter accounts was the Blake Borders join. It kind of like disappeared when he did. Is he back? Oh, the Blake Bordas Wikipedia Club?

No, there's a Twitter. There's a Twitter account. There's like a fake. It was a good account. Blake Bortle's Fax. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, that's a good Twitter account.

Blake Borel's Fax, if you're a listener, please bring it back. So, as an internet anthropologist, I've studied many of the anti-vaxxers. And there's a couple of different types of anti-vaxxers. There's the sort of Christians who never read the Bible type anti-vaxxer, who sort of is just against it without looking into it. But there is an intellectual group of anti-vaxers who do believe, and you can put, like, Joe Rove's. into this category that's have looked at the science and they think that their own bodies are more immune uh than the average person in that the vaccine and yeah i've seen well but like even throughout like they think that their bodies are they don't the vaccine would not add as much

resiliency as it would you know for example the idea if they already contracted COVID and then might get the vaccine yeah natural immunity that's a and that's what I understand is like the studies that I've read have combated that and says your natural immunity you definitely will have it right but the the vaccine's immunity lasts longer from my understanding of what I've read yeah I think most people are acknowledging that like most diseases you do have natural immunity but and you get some it's just a matter of making sure that everybody has it in like the same long term out there's no way to really test somebody for natural immunity or to like keep keep tabs on everybody and know for sure if somebody's like going on a plane or into another country they can't be like well tell us when

you had your last positive COVID test okay that means that you're healthy now but what they do is they weigh that yes it's a longer immunity with the unknown risk which is long term side effects and then they pose like talking about pharmaceutical companies and you know drugs that were pushed on the public before that might that had adverse side effects and there is you know sort of people who've done their research and are weighing risks i don't think it's a very just non-intellectual sort of decision did you yeah no no that wasn't that wasn't that wasn't called Aaron rogers non-intellectual i said i would like hear him talk about just for the mere fact because more often than not it's a more rational position to take did you all see this quote from him on august 26th

quote yeah i've been immunized there are guys on the team that haven't been vaccinated and it's a personal decision not going to judge those guys. Yeah. Aaron Roger, he's a weird guy. Like, he just straight up lied about it. Well, no, no, he's very very so immunized. Is that what we're saying? He was saying that he's but then he had vaccinated. Yeah, but that's it sounds like he had COVID and he right. Actually immune now. Well, they asked him if I remember correctly, they asked him directly about being vaccinated and then he he says yeah, which is answering that question directly. So he did lie. He should have just said he shouldn't have said yeah. He should of just said I think I mean do we know has it come out that he had he was not vaccinated

shefter based on the based on the punishment he or punishment based on the the suspension I guess he was given that's this uh across the board is what's given to unvaccinated or not not chefter I apologize Ian Rappaport reported that Aaron Rodgers is not vaccinated really for which yeah I there's no telling I mean it it also falls on he's been doing I've read I've read two different things I've read he has been wearing his mask around, like, the facility in the locker room and in the weight room, but he's also not been wearing it on the sideline, which is against the COVID rules. So, I mean, they gave, what, Van der Kaine 20 games in the NHL for printing a fake vaccination

card and trying to pass that in. I don't, if Aaron Rogers has been blatantly flaunting on the sideline that he's breaking the rules to find. You know, it's fucked up, though. This is the fucked up part is he was on my fantasy team. And I had to put him. to put him on IR and I had picked up Jimmy Garapolo. Oh, that's tough.

He's really fucking me right now, though. Come on A-Rot. I got, look, as a Derek Henry, who was on my fantasy team going down, my whole season is the champion. Yeah, I mean, I haven't said anything publicly. I had to make a move this morning with Henry Ruggs.

Damn. That's tough. That's a tough situation. It's tough. I felt like I was doing, I had to do it for my fantasy team, but then I was like, this is like ridiculous that I'm having to do. I felt like, I don't know if it was guilt thinking about my fantasy team and dropping them. You did have to do it.

I had to do it. I just, it's funny to imagine everybody across my league that has push notifications for transactions like waking up and seeing. I had to take a stand. The Raiders took a stand too. So I guess I should release and no tips. Okay. So, so real talk.

Do you respect? Real talk. Real talk. Billie real talk. Would you, do you respect Cole Beasley for Beasley? being honest and out in a period rather than Aaron. I get, I get what you're trying to say, but respect's not the word. I mean, yeah.

I mean, one of us told it how it is and didn't he get vaccinated, didn't he? Who? No, he just didn't cold it. No, he just deleted his Twitter. Cole Beasley. Yeah. People wearing his mask on the side. I mean, I don't watch Bill's game.

Well, why didn't he deleted it too? I think he was sick of engaging. with people. Yeah. Honestly, probably better for his health long term

than getting a vaccine is just deleting the Twitter app. Just mental health in general. Absolutely. But yeah, so there's the Aaron Rogers

situation. This is really a great day, a banner day for our podcast here. I think maybe some of us are playing a little bit hurt. Big T is recovering

from a celebration to end all celebrations last night. Congratulations, dog. Thank you. Thank you. How are you, feeling, man. I feel happy. It was pretty cool. Now, are you, are you a little upset? Because

you were, you were saying you were just going to quit Atlanta sports in general. They won. You're happy now. I mean, I set you up for a lifetime of, of potential heartbreak. This bought, this bought at least 25 more years. Nobody has to win anything for 20. What I'll say is ask Philadelphia fans how they feel. They just won the Super Bowl and they all want to murder Ben Simmons in the streets. Yeah, but listen, I've said, I've said forever, and I literally didn't know how long it would take, or if I would ever get to see what I saw last night. I've said forever, I just want each of the teams I like to win once. That's it.

One from each of them, and I can die content. So we need a U-T national title, a Super Bowl, a Stanley Cup, and an NBA title. Yeah. And sometime in the next 50, 60 years. So we were talking last night. We went out, had a couple of Angry Orchards, played some big buck-hunter. at the bar. You know, just guys being dude stuff.

I already got in your ass, too. Billy, I shit pumped him. May have come back on me in the final site. He insisted that we do a three-site tour and big buck on her. That ass, dog. He got in the bedside level. I was up on him after two rounds.

He had a nice comeback in the third, whatever. Respect to Billy. You won last night. There'll be other nights. But this is like, this is maybe as good as Big T's life can possibly get this week. and in particular yesterday was probably the best day

that he could ever have because the Braves won the World Series there was the red wave Republicans there was a bit of a wave across the United States and the University of Georgia was ranked number one

in the coach's post excuse me the college football playoff committee I don't want it to happen but it would truly be insane after everything that the state of Georgia has gone through in sports if the Braves win the World Series

and UGA won a national title are you going to root for UGA in the national championship. I root against them in every game they play. You have a Zambana? What are they going from Alabama? When Georgia played Alabama in the 2017 National Tide, I think I have a tweet up that says Roll Tide.

Like I want to, I hate Georgia more than I hate any other team. Fair. Hold the, hold the phones. Why, why explain that? Because I grew up in Georgia. This big rivalry that you can sit. This Tennessee versus Alabama rivalry that stops, that stops the presses. why would you then ride with the arrival because i Georgia is also a rival and i grew up in

georgia around that though no it's not it's not but it is it is an annual like you know and i grew up around Georgia fans and i despise them they're bad they're bad people bad on brays they're all braves fans what you talking about yeah well so that's why that's why the braves are so cool though and why like if you told me i could pick one team to win it's the braves because it's a very it's a cultural touch point in the south like everybody has a different college football team there are now you know several NFL teams in the south but everybody roots for the braves and so like it's a cool that was that was cool you didn't explain why like i don't i still don't get it i think it's like residual shame for wearing georgia shit when you know no no because i was in

kindergarten self-loving yeah i i dislike his kindergarten teacher had them barking like dog Yeah, our kindergarten teacher made her class, like, do the, get on all fours and bark. I got on all fours? No, no, it was just like the chant. No, I'm like, you're bordering on some, like, no, no,

that's not all, efficacy laws that I'm. That was just, that was cruel to you. It was cruelty to dress up those kids. Um, big team, why, why has there been so much erasure, uh, attached to this championship? Like, I keep saying, people say the Braves have turned the city of Atlanta around.

That's wrong. Atlanta United brought, winning to that city oh stop that's a fact stop what is it lena you know that's a fact soccer and they wanted like their first year listen that that's if you like soccer and i do i've i've grown to really like soccer that come on a team and that building was rocking it was and elena united games are fun as shit they're super right um but no a team in it it was either their first or second season and they won and that's awesome to win the mls cup not the same is the Braves winning the World Series.

I didn't say it was the same. I'm like the Patriots were not the Patriots in 2001, but they started the winning around tier. Like that all I'm saying is it's a lot of a ratio happening for a team that showed you guys how to win for a lot. If you want to give Atlanta United credit for maybe, maybe lighting a spark, I think that's okay.

But it was not the first, it did not break the title drought. Oh, it absolutely did. It did not. I mean, you're talking about hockey banners. You don't even have a hockey team. Well, Nashville does.

I'm going to have to. agree with Big T on this one. Atlanta United, I forget frequently that Atlanta has a soccer team. I know they're pretty good, but I don't even know there was a, is that, I don't even know, I couldn't name you a team and soccer fan. I forget that we have an

American soccer league. No, I don't forget that because every time I turn on ESPN2, it's the timber just doesn't respect soccer as a sport. I went to my first MLS game this year. Very fun. Really cool. So hold on, is MLS different than like, Manchester?

United? Is it different? Yes. Differently. Super different. See, I'm a hell out of the move. It'd be like the Houston Texans playing like my local high school team. Oh, and like Manchester being. Every, every, yeah, Texas is probably a bad example right now. Well, I meant his, I meant Aaron. Yeah, there are teams around here.

Those Houston, Texans, Arient Foster's Houston, Texas. I appreciate that, man. When I had an average hand. No, no. I've been sent some highlight films and I'm willing to. Have you, are you, are you on a record? Are you rescinding? I'm willing to concede a couple points potentially in the future.

I need to watch more of the all 22 because, you know, you're, you're a film guy. You don't watch it the same on TV as you do in the film room. So I've got the game pass fired up going through some old 2011, 2011, 2012 highlights. I'll keep you posting on that. As the situation envelopes, is that a word, develops? Unvelopes. I would just walk it back. Unvelled.

I might just be on record walking back. I might walk it back. I might have to do a billy and apologize for a take before I give a take. No, so actually I did a little more. Save it. Save it. Talk to me about the Fauci. Save it for next week because this is actually a snack or dosing.

And I think we've almost reached the limit of our snack or dosing. But we do need to talk about art of war a little bit. Before the show started, we were talking about the intricacies of football communication and coded language especially when it comes to play calling and stuff and I just wanted to point to so we're on chapter 5 correct energy

and I like to point to I don't know what these are called like 0.7 versus versus verse 7 yeah psalm there are not more than five musical notes yet the combinations of these five give rise to more melodies that can be ever heard

in number eight they must have had trash music back then. That's not even true. It's not true. No, I think, no, this has to do with communication. No, but he's saying there are not more than five musical notes. Just trash music. They had, that's like Blink 1A2 even has more than that.

No, but like this was for communication between different units. So like, for example, the way. I think you're missing what he's saying, Billy. It's just inaccurate. I know. There's only five notes. There's 12 notes. Right, but the things this might be like with some like kazoo that's,

you could hear from miles away. I don't think he's talking about communication, though. So this, point seven, verse seven, excuse me, there are not more than five musical notes, yet the combinations of these five give rise to more melodies than can ever be heard. He's trying to make a point how even though there are certain things that are limited in quantity, you can combine them in beautiful ways and turn them into something bigger than themselves. Some is greater than the whole of its parts. Yeah, it's like the 2021 Atlanta Braves, kind of an island of misfit toys situation comes

together to create a great team five tool players there are only five tools correct when you put them together in the right combination you have a great ikea bit so yeah i know what you're saying billy but like it could be applicable to i'm saying in football yeah there's like several basic things in football that people take for face value but when you combine them in several ways it ends up being something so advanced that we can't even it it should be treated as a college course. Yeah, I agree. Now, if you just heard Billy say that football should be treated as a college course, you probably lack a little bit of the context that we were discussing before the show where Arian's working with some people to actually develop a curriculum around sports in college

because it does take an extreme amount of a very certain type of intelligence that just hasn't been accredited as a field of study yet, but it probably should be based on the time and everything that goes into it. Yeah, and it's not just like some offer. Like, we're actually working with university faculty and it's encouraging it's going to be some years in the making but we're excited about love it so um point seven was that about music point eight is there are not more than five primary colors i don't think that's true either right i think there's only three i thought there's only three but they're including white and black yeah white and black are primary colors but there's a there's a really good scientific debate on if black and white are actually colors yeah

i think it's what is it black is the combination of all colors and then no white is the last time darkness is the absence of all light we can we confuse light and dark with black and white they're not the same got it but what i mean that's what color is it's the it's the reflection of light and correct and how those yeah how those molecules interact it's a it's a debate it's not there's no right answer because there's no it's not it's not concrete so they're saying some they is it are they colors or the absence of color That's, yeah. Oh, it matters.

It does matter a little bit. This is a great question. If you look at a prism, I think Isaac Newton was, he was the big prism guy, right? Yeah. Makes sense. He looked at the prism through a prism. We should do a macro dosing on Isaac Newton, actually. I'm down because that fucker was interesting.

He was an in-cell, bro. Yeah, he was an in-sell. I think he was gay. Honestly, I think he was gay. He might have been. There's a lot of weird stuff around him. There was some lot of secretiveness about his life. He was just a strange.

Strange human, so maybe we could do that Monday. Fucking dude was probably the most brilliant cat to ever walk the earth, like, brilliant. Like, ooh, we can embrace debate there for sure. You don't think he's brilliant? I didn't say he was, I didn't call him a dumbass. You just said he was number one. No, I said he might be. I mean, I'm, I'm, you know, I'm just sitting here ranking a goat brain.

Who's your, who's your Jordan then, Colie? I kind of want to save it for the episode. Now we'll do it. We'll do it. We'll do it later. Goat brains. Best brains of all time. Goat. Yeah, I do want to discuss Isaac Ngu. But he had, he had prisms. And so he kind of discovered that there was like a nerd. Yeah, he was big nerd. Like he just had crystals and prisms laying around his study or whatever. Bigots or calculus. And he observed the prism of light, the rainbow that would come through. And then he determined that there was actually one more level that we weren't. seeing that was also coming through the prism and that's how he kind of discovered infrared light

right yeah crazy stuff i think yeah yeah you was a uv is that the same thing i'm sure we'll we'll figure that out and talk about it on on tuesday's episode next week but um sunsu also says in battle there are not more than two methods of attack i again like this seems like remember that episode of the officeman michael scott went to that that business school and he was like there are three types of business, hotels, railroads. And he just like starts saying thing and putting things into lists. That's what it kind of sounds like Sun Tsu's doing right here. He says the two methods of attack are the direct and the indirect.

Yet these two in combination give rise to an endless series of maneuvers. I don't know what an indirect attack means there. Any ideas? I don't know what he's... Havana's flag. Havana syndrome. Yeah. A diversion, like a distraction

Like psychological? Got it, got it, yep. Yeah. That's a stretch, though, I mean. But were there even, like, is that even a, what would have been a, what would have been an indirect attack however many years ago? That's what I'm saying? How do you indirectly? Because even if you're, even if, even if it's like a passive attack, it's still an attack, but it would still be direct.

What is an indirect? So Chang Yu says steadily developed indirect tactics either by pounding the enemy's flank or falling on his rear. So they're saying positioning as an indirect attack? Yeah. So this is that like strategy. Direct like that this is the little spark notes they put back. Anything can be categorized as an indirect like eating. Yeah.

To make sure you're healthy for battles and indirect attack. Like direct. They're just actually saying straight on or like, you know, going back and attack. Yeah. You're talking about positioning. The more I read this tomorrow. The more I'm like, why the fuck is this book famous? This is actually shit.

They're explaining like, I guess, direct attack, indirect attack. attacks like black and white you can use them in a bunch of different combinations to create some masterpiece wait i think that's a shit direction of indirect attack can you from you bill i'm saying from the book can you read that definition at least a first sentence one more time it sounds pretty sexual yeah say it again yeah okay chang you says steadily develop indirect tactics either by pounding the enemy's flank or fail or falling on his rear Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense to me. Good job, changing.

So there's missionary. Yeah. Yeah. Is doggy style an indirect attack? Some may say. Sounds like it. Oral would be indirect. That's indirect.

Everything except like face-to-face missionary is an indirect attack. That's crazy. Let me find out this whole book about a say. It might be It might be I mean they didn't have porn back then They probably had to And only hear five music moves

Yeah Uh Yeah Sun Su is I mean I'm glad that he wrote this book It sounds like it was good for him And his family's legacy

We all know his name I can't see that I've learned A whole bunch of lessons from it so far Hiding order Beneath the Cloak of Disorder Is simply a question of subdomit division. Concealing courage under a show of timidity presupposes a fund of latent energy. But, you know, I get, I get where he's coming from with all this stuff.

Yeah. Like, just the idea that there's a lot of simple things, but you can take these simple things and make a much more complex thing. So it's more of just trying to inspire you to make those, make the complex stuff. like he's giving us the tools to for example like the simple stuff so that we could make the complex stuff ourselves you know it's it's almost like he wrote a book on how to walk and it's not that it's it's impressive it's just that's like oh like that was the first dude to tell us to put the right foot than the left foot that's actually a genius idea and i don't think anybody's written that book that how to walk let's his dog collab on

The Macrodocin walking book. How to Walk. My first book on How to Walk and sell it to kids. Standing. Volume 1. First, you must stand. Yeah. Do you think parents would read that to their children?

Yeah. How to walk? But we write in the art of Sun Zoo. This is Arian Foster's Art of Walking. Art of Walking. Yeah, if we can attach your name to it. All right, small child. How many career yards do you have?

First, you must crawl. It's like maybe $8,000 or something? Yeah, who are you going to go to? You're going to trust a guy. that's that's walked for over 24,000 feet? I would. Professional. You're an expert walker.

I don't argue terrible. Terrible walker and best, like running. Yeah. I've never seen a walk. Do you do arian Foster how to run? Walk faster. Well, you got to, wait, well, the old saying, you got to walk before you can run. I mastered walking before I could master running.

Maybe it's like a trilogy. It's like walking, fast walking, and then running. Yeah. We might go to somebody else for running. You saw it's 40 time. Hey, it's 30 might extend out to 60, I'm just saying, man, shit. But I've always said one thing that you were really good at

that people sleep on, and I mean, I truly do mean this as a compliment. Oh, God, it's good, okay, what? Is falling. You were very, very good at falling and knowing how to fall without getting hurt. A lot of people are not good at that. Some of the best running backs that we've ever seen, they absolutely stink at falling,

and they end up getting themselves hurt. Speaking of, Arrian, did you see Big Tee? list last night of his top three it got tweeted at me yeah of his top three now if we're making a list of my favorite Tennessee running backs no no no no no listen or as my pals I'm going to cut you off number one I'm going to cut you off

because we need we'll discuss this I think at the live show this needs to be a face-to-face conversation this keyboard warrior behind so what was the list I didn't see it so there were there are two lists someone said should we have should we just do it I don't think that we should do it now. Okay. The bottom line is Big T listed as top three university of Tennessee running backs.

There are two separate lists, though. And did not include Arian Foster. No, he was co-hosts of a podcast. And if there was a third list of Tennessee running backs who were my friends, Aaron's number one. But you had to think about who number one was. Who's number two? Yeah.

Alvin Camero said, hey to me and a Zaxby's once. Joshua Kelly. He'd be number two. All right. What was the second list? If one was just... There were Tennessee running backs and then NFL running backs

who went to Tennessee. Those are different. I agree with that, actually. Yeah. See? And he was on that one. He was on that one. He was still number two,

but he was on it. I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. I feel like recency bias. Alvin Camarra is a hell of a ball player. I agree. It is. Fun to watch.

All right. I think that probably does it for this week's sacrodosing on The Art of War. I hope you learned a lot from listening. I learned a lot participating I have to go to the hospital and pass a kidney stone get some morphine yeah is that what you got to give you strength to give me strength yeah was this was like like a pass

like a little kid me come on oh there you go that's good like i was singing like a little kid who puts on a superman outfit and they feel like they can fly put on a late bortle's outfit i feel like i'm the best was this triggered by last night's festivities i drank three total beers last night no so no it wasn't uh thank you for coming out with the fellas good night and madeline those types of nights those are always fun to be around i was happy to see big tea happy um no it's just like once every month or so sometimes more frequently than that i pass another kidney stone no idea where they come from uh usually they're fine i'm just like chilling able to do it fine and you know it hurts you so you like fill it coming it's yeah no that that's what they don't tell

you every time you hear about people on tv that have a kidney stone it's like oh wow they're really they're pissing that stone out of their dick and that must hurt a lot because it's a big stone going out your little dick that's not what really hurts about it what really hurts is when it passes from your kidney down into your bladder there's a tiny tiny little tube that's very very sensitive that has all these nerves in it it's a jagged like calcium deposit thing that's got shards and spikes and shit so when it goes through that tube that's when it really really hurts like it feels like you're going to like cut on the inside yeah there was a nurse that I was talking to that said that she's given birth three times

and kitty stones are worse now yeah that's probably not true I don't know about that one but and every time I say women want to kill me they want to murder me I say that it's definitely not true but the first one that I ever had was very it's one of the most painful things I've dealt with this one's not that bad but I still feel like it's also it's worth taking the rest of the day off work like some sort of thing where women for get how pregnancy is there's like a it's like a hormonal thing yeah oh really so yeah it's like women when they give birth their hormones again i'm not i've never given birth but it's like something with their hormones it feeds so much of a certain chemical into your brain so like

you associate happy memories with it so you want to do it again interesting it blocks out of the negative stuff because if if they actually were able to go to a headspace where they remember exactly what it felt like why would I ever go through that again and then the like human population would like cease to exist. Crazy. Evolution. Shout out women. Shout out. Shout out women. Shout out women. Respect to women. Thank you. Worldwide. Three to pegged. Love you guys.