Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: The Art Of War - Chapter 6

Episode Date: November 11, 2021

On today's episode of Nanodosing (Snackrodosing, Minidosing, Lil' Macro, etc.), the crew (kinda) reads Chapter 6 of The Art Of War and reviews it. Make sure to tune into Macrodosing, every Tuesday at 7am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. So in other words, you also admit that podcasting is harder than playing football because I don't remember, like, our brains go too fast on this podcast. In football, you remember everything that happens because you're just like, you know, it's easy. It can be a quantity thing, though. How many reps would you say that, that one?

one podcast is compared to like, you know, a rushing attempt. I get what you're saying. Yeah. It's like, what's the ratio? Like one podcast would be a game, wouldn't it? A whole one podcast is a game. One podcast is at least 25 touches. Right.

One podcast. One as long as ours might be. Yeah. I would say, one mix tape is is like a double header yeah this is more of a cardio podcast less of like brute strength one podcast is like a hundred yards rushing you got earn every yard so you you don't got a lot of shed on the tires there that's why billy trying to take you out the young buck billy is trying to take me out i'm not trying i probably won't end up podcasting for the rest of my

life oh wow really are you announcing your retirement are you in a coach k right now or you're just like, hey, just let you know, I'm about to step out the game. No. What are you going to do for the rest of your life? Yeah, Billy always alludes to the fact that, like, he's not going to be here forever. What are you going to do, Billy?

I don't know. I just, just riding the wave. That's what he always says. Yeah, but when you're on a wave, you can see a beach at the end. Yeah, waves are not perpetual. Find your beach. What's your beach?

I'm pretty topsy turf. He just came out of the, I'm body surfing, just riding. waves what's your beach like what's your dream of dream jobs i don't know that's what i'm figuring out i'm trying to find the beach is it not podcasting i don't i i might become a doctor or something who knows you know you have to go to school for that yeah for a while for a while i don't know then you have to do a residency got to read a lot of studies it's i know it's reading okay what kind of doctor bruh i need to have a doctor what the fuck primary care

any kind of you're going to go to medical school and your dream is to be like the worst kind of doctor I think Billy wants to become a doctor just so that he doesn't have to go to doctors just so that he can practice on himself I think you have interest in seeing other patients

you're going to go no not at all you just want to write yourself a prescription for HGHGHG yes okay all right I'm going to go a quarter of a million dollars into debt to be like the doctor that the rest of the doctors are like oh

I don't know no big t what's your what's your life goal uh i mean my goal for a long time was to do this so now i'm doing this cool did you macro dosing no that was uh that was just brought to me but to work here oh cool cool what about you guys i just saw a great tweet by the way jose canseco just tweeted i have some interesting news about alex rodriguez if you want to know ask me on cameo i just love How he's bitching his cameo. That's how he's... Jose Econ Seco is just such a rat.

Did you see that picture of him with his daughter? I heard you talking about it. It's, he basically was out walking around... Bonk? No, it's not a bong thing. It was creepy. It was like incestual. What was it? It was a picture of him with his daughter, and his daughter had like a literal see-through top

and they were walking, holding hands. It was just like... Holding hands? Yeah, I was just like, what? So he's using his daughter for clout? Isn't she like R.H? Yeah. It's just weird.

Weird, man. Yeah. Very weird. Jose can say it's just a weird guy in general. He's a troubled soul. I feel bad for him. I don't. He was doing the original steroids.

Like his brain is not there anymore, if it ever was. Yeah, he used to be a real intelligent guy. Look what steroids will do to you kids. He knows more than most endocrinologists. Yep, yeah, I do remember that. He's really Billy's role model. Yeah. It's kind of sad that Billy beat him up.

That's what you're going to be like. What he's trying to do to you. Yeah, it's true. My aim in life is to be how you can say go. So everybody here got signed up on Datchat and started using the Datchat. What are we calling them? Are they message boards? Discussion groups.

Discussion groups. Yeah, so the macrodosing discussion group is popping off. I saw Arian was drinking some Chateau Saint-Michel. Is that what it was? It was definitely wine. I mean, I mean. He was drinking wine. I think so, yeah.

And then somebody asked what Billy's supplement stack was. So we posted a picture of that on the message board. And then I heard that Big Tea is not happy with how that chat is going right now. Is that true? I love Datchat. It's a great app. I'm not happy with some of the morons on it, though. Okay.

Which ones? I'm not going to grace what the post was with repeating it or with a response. But let's just say some of you in this little. little Zoom meeting right now doing a lot of enabling, a lot of fucking idiots out there that you guys wait, wait, wait, wait, enabling free speech on the internet. Is that what you wanted? Well, no, no, no. It was factually inaccurate and accusing someone of something that was so you want you want them to act as a publisher and censor the material that's being written. No, uh, if you're accusing someone of a crime using, uh, fact wrong like inaccurate information. Where does that stop? How, who decides what's

inaccurate information? It's, it's. We see. We have. We have. We have no. No, no, no, no, no. The information this person was using in writing we have on tape that they misapplied it and they're wrong. Okay, but I'm just saying who gets to decide that. Would it be the CEO of that chat? Would it be a team of employees? No, I think this person should be referred to the proper authorities. In fairness, this person did just ask the group. They didn't accuse you of it. They just said, yo, who else heard? They just said who else heard? Yeah, no, that person should be in jail. Possible deniability. I think they should walk. and usually probably pay them damages. Screenshot attempted by Big Teeth 54. Yeah, by the way, so I forgot you can't screenshot shit because I was mad and I was going to send it to y'all and talk about all the enabling you do. And then, but once you try to screenshot it,

you can't, like, it takes the message away for you, so I can't even find it anymore. Well, I'm a first, I'm a first amendment absolute. Also, thanks for doxing my username on there, fucking Avery. Nobody needs to know that shit. I mean, we're all posting on there. I've been, I've been, I've been low key, like snooping on a burner. You're lurking.

Yeah, I got to get a burner now Yeah I just think I believe in free speech No matter what Oh, that's rich Now you do Yeah And I think

You got a murder on that chat I need one I do Why do you have a burn on that chat? No, because I didn't know If we were If we had accounts made for us Or we had to create our own

So I just like got involved But I like that Billy That's actually a lot like What Sun Su said When he said water shapes its course According to the nature Of the ground over which it flows

The soldier works out his victory in relation to the foe whom he is facing. So even though you didn't have an account that you could log into, you were like water. You flowed in between the cracks to observe what was going on in there. Water's tight. Water is tight.

Isn't it? I thought that was a Bruce Lee quote. Be like water. Water is tight? Wait a second. What if Bruce Lee just like took all of his like sick sayings from Sun Tzu? Yeah, I'd be fine with that, honestly.

Yeah. I wouldn't really care. Much cooler person to have these quotes attributed to. That's the thing. It's tough to get canceled. if the person who's like doing the bad thing is way cooler than the person that's mad at them for stealing their shit.

So my power rankings of people who have said be like water go number one, Bruce Lee, number two, Sun Tsu, like that. Adjust your rankings accordingly. All right, so we're back. We're talking the Art of War. This is the Aaron Rogers Art of War Book Club featuring snacker dosing, featuring mini-dosing,

featuring microdosing. Nando dose. What else said? Will Macro? Lil Macro. Yeah, welcome back to Lil Macro. It's me, PFT. We got the whole gang here. What did you guys think of this chapter? Let me, let's do it this way. Because I feel like we're saying a lot of the same stuff about each chapter.

Because he does tend to repeat himself a lot in this book. And half the lines are him saying things like, if you're fighting a bigger foe, then you make sure that you do a better job planning. But then there are occasionally one or two. two good lines per chapter. Did you guys find anything interesting about this chapter? I thought this chapter

was actually more interesting than the other ones have been. Okay. Why's that? Wait, new question. Who here didn't do the reading? I didn't do the reading. Yeah, I'm gonna give you a hundred, man. So we're all, nobody's reading this anymore. We're all just, what are we doing?

This whole book's dumb. It's all the same. No, actually, I think, I think we're getting into some of the more advanced stuff. I think we need reinvigorate our... Bro, it's all... Billy, you didn't read it. I know, I didn't read. This chapter starts off. Whoever is first in the field and awaits the coming of the enemy will be fresh for the fight.

Whoever is second in the field and has to hasten to battle will arrive exhausted. He's just saying if you... If you're going to get tired if you fuck around. Like, this book is so dumb. What chapter are we on? The big problem is... He never starts his chapters out with bangers. So you read the first couple lines

You're like, oh, fuck, this is going to suck I don't want to have to read this thing again It's clickbait Yeah, it's clickbait Well, no, it's reverse clickbait I ain't gonna lie, man Because he's like saving the good shit till the end Maybe, but I'm

This book sucks I'm gonna keep you the button This would be like This is gonna be like If I was reading this in my all the time I would stop and I would not be interested You have stopped I know I definitely have stopped

I didn't read last week's either It's not an interesting book It's some of the dumbest shit I've ever read Maybe Sun Tsu is doing this as a trick And he's making you stop reading it halfway through And then like Mad Dog said The good shit's at the end The real stuff about war is at the end

So everybody that only read the first half They think they know the art of war But it's only so that Sun Tzu can dominate them Should we start reading this book backwards? It's his way to prove that you're vulnerable Like yeah Yeah when who was it There was a football coach

I want to say Mike Leach left a fake playbook on the sideline for another coach to find who then picked it up and then they like tricked him that way I think it was Mike Leach it could be wrong though that would be a Mike Leech All right executive decision

Art of War Done I'm gonna be honest I was actually excited to hear you guys talk about it today You were excited to hear us talk about it but you didn't do the reading Because I didn't have time this morning Because I leave my book here

It's like three minutes of reading Yeah you can all It's just that uninterrupted It's just that uninteresting to me where I'm like, I'm not serious. Then we shouldn't force ourselves to do it if we're not excited about it. I agree with that 100%.

Billy, you don't have to make an excuse. You could, you know, you could take the book home. I actually, I love. But the thing is, I leave my book at the office. It's what I do. No, because if I bring it home and back, I like, I don't like carrying stuff. Out cumbersome.

It weighs a quarter of a package. But then, like, where are you going to put it? In a backpack. In a backpack? I'm not a student anymore. I don't carry backpacks. I carry a backpack. You walk in here every morning with...

90% of the office carries back. I'm against backpacks. I've carried a backpack my whole life. I am now like free of the backpack. Yeah, you could get a messenger bag. Mm-hmm. Or like a... I want a briefcase.

I want to be a man. Yeah, a rolling suitcase. I want a man with a locked briefcase. Who here was a rolling suitcase person in high school? Big T, 100% you. No, you're a fucking idiot. You definitely... Philly, I actually have a backpack.

I think you're projecting. I'm projecting. I never had a roly. I have an extra backpack at home. I'll bring it in. You'll love it. No, I have a backpack, but I sort of, I've carried a backpack in my whole life. I like having like a desktop at home, a laptop at work, so I don't have to bring anything to and from work.

But I feel like when you walk and you always have your holding stuff. Like when you walk into work, you're usually... Briefcase. What about a briefcase? You want a briefcase? Yeah. Or immerse? I sort of kind of want to start.

dressing a suit but the problem is bill you you that would be fire yeah you want to dress this like that was like just like his brand is just a suit from here on now that's kind of fine and make it this make it the same suit like don't switch it up either like some Einstein shit just one suit for the rest of your life suit man i like that we should do one we should do one episode that's just suit day yeah wait you know what billy's dressed up as today you're like the mimbo in signfield who's yeah tony the mimbo right you know everyone else in this room with you is 24 younger.

It's on Netflix. I want to hear that excuse. Oh, shit. I'm right. Yeah, I've never seen. Billy's dressed up like the Mimbo right now. Tell me step off.

Oh my God, you totally are. Who the fuck is that? Say step off. Step off. Yeah. Yeah, you didn't know me?

I have never seen. I have tried probably five separate occasions to sit down and be like, this is going, this is a good show. Jay Seinfeld is legend. and I have to understand why people like this

and every single time about halfway through just like I did the art of war I'm just like I can't this is not fun if you played Seinfeld and Friends without a laugh track you'd never laugh once I agree on friends yeah oh so I was reading this okay this is gonna okay don't shit on me

but there was a study that friends in Seinfeld had anti-anxiety people with anxiety would watch friends or Seinfeld and like relieve their anxiety. And they think it's because of the laugh track.

Yeah. So just listening to a laugh track makes you relax. Because it's like dopey. I've always explain Big Bang Theory's popularity as well. Jesus. Yeah. I've always thought that about sitcoms. How weird is it that we have people telling us what to laugh when we watch it on TV?

A movie doesn't have that in it. When the office came out. Right. That's why I think the office is so much. It blew people's minds. They're like, wait, it's a comedy, but there's no laugh track. how do I know what the jokes are? It turns out that we can figure it out pretty easily, right?

Yeah. But, but yes, the origin of laugh tracks is that I'm going to Google that after this. Well, they used to have live studio audiences and then I assume they just were like, someone probably tried it without a live studio audience was like, this feels weird. Let's just pump them in like the Atlanta Falcons. I think it's, it is weird, though, having a live studio audience when you're filming a TV show where you have to do multiple takes of the same scene. and then people have to laugh at the same take

they almost become like their actors too at that point and then you get the wildcard audiences that that clap and scream when Kramer walks in the door that's weird every like 10th episode Kramer's first entrance gets like a standing applause well what was um I feel like that comes from like the Carson Daily show and stuff because when they

Huh? TRL Total Request live Oh no Carson you don't know TRL Oh, what's TRI? That's, oh, man, yeah. Even I know that, Billy. I've heard of it.

Oh, my God, I'm so old. No, I used to watch it. It was still on when I was a kid. No, like those live talk shows. What about, what about 106 apart? You know, 106 apart? Not a chance, he knows. That one had like some residual cultural impact.

TRL really didn't, though. I disagree on TRL because. We probably just have different. friends. It might be a situation where 106. Mark appeals to a certain demographic in TRO. I think that's probably

the most likely explanation. Oh, no. Knot Carson D.A.J. and free. Freestyle Friday? I don't know. What was on TRL that was like that? There was not the TRO was like it. It was like water, whatever. Fred Durst was on there. You could

count on seeing corn. Blink 182. Christina Aguil. I remember. I remember. when Outcast So Fresh and So Clean hit number one on TRL They said it was the first time a rap video Had made it since M&M like three years prior

Oh man It was very much to America's the difference Between those two shows Okay, the Carson Daily show does not exist There's someone, the late show Or the late late show with Carson Dale You're talking about the 3.30 a.m. Carson Daily talk show? No, I've no idea.

Who is that old talk show host? Johnny Carson Johnny Carson. Oh, my God. Sorry. A little different. Isn't that the first, like, live studio show? I watched.

That's also a fun game to play. Have you ever played that game? Like, you just name celebrities and either their first or their last name has to match. Yeah. It would be like Carson Daily. Like, you know, Carson Palmer. Yeah, Johnny Carrey. And you just keep going.

It's fun as him. Yeah, it's a good drinking game, too. You drink while you think. And then if you do a one-word celebrity or a celebrity that has, It can be the first. So the way I play it, it would be like, I'd say Carson D. And then it would be on Billy. And Billy would have to say a celebrity whose name, first name started with the letter D because Daly started with the D.

And then it just keep going around. But if you were to reverse it and do like a name that had either double D's or a single word celebrity, it would reverse and come back to me. What were you thinking? You got the, you got the shit eating grin of all shit eating grins on your friend. no you said double d i thought that was funny okay oh my god you used to do one where you would have to name an actor or an actress and someone else would have to name a movie and then the next person would have to name a different actor or actress from that movie

but there was a bluffing aspect of it where like you'd get down to the wire like there's only so many you couldn't repeat movies or people either so it would really get down to the wire so there was a bluffing aspect where you'd be like oh, John Leguizamo, and then the next person could either say, like, Ice Age, or you could be like, bullshit. He was not in that fucking movie. Like, that was big on when we were camp counselors. That was a big bus game because we were trying anything. Do you're a camp counselor?

Oh, yeah. What kind of camp? A city job, baby. Day camp. It was just like regular, just child care is what it was. Like summer camp type of shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Every July through August. for six years camp counselor all right let's go heavy weights heavy weights can best camp counselor movie

let's go around everybody name your shittiest job arian you go first uh collegia acid oh you didn't get paid

doesn't count you were a volunteer I'll see what you did there I'm sorry I'm sorry that was bad we'll bleak that part out but you

I mean There were still times when you had fun playing, right? Sure. Yeah. But, I mean, I've never had a job, too. That's awesome. I sold a little bit of weed growing up, but that, I mean, it's a great job. You count that as an occupation.

That's a good one. The closest thing you've ever had to a job in your life is selling weed. That's awesome. You've had a good job. Same one bad, yeah. He's sold weed. He's played professional football and he's podcasted. Those are his three occupations.

Damn. Yeah. Yeah, no, like there are kids out there growing up. That's like Billy's dream job, except instead of weed. It would be like just HGH. What? You just said you wanted to become a doctor so you could write yourself prescriptions. That's not true.

Oh, man. Coley, what was your worst job? I sold Christmas trees for a day. That one wasn't great. I know you've done that too. How bad was that day? I was just like I wasn't the most responsible adult at the time like I should have kept doing it for extra money I was just too lazy that's like security far and away was the worst job I ever had like I did security for five years after I dropped out of UMass and that was it just felt like I was in time out for five years like it was it was like my life stopped as the rest of the world kept going it was brutal well yeah what about you billy What's your worst job?

So I have, I like the job, but it had a pretty shitty task with the job. So like when I was working construction, I used to have to help empty out all the porta bodies around the site. And that, like, that, it wasn't a job. It was something that occurred sometimes. And that was probably the shittiest. How do you do? You hook up a hose?

Yeah. There's like a whole pump out system, but you have to go in. Sometimes you have to flip them, remove them, clean them. And those things were disgusting. I've heard that when you get a fresh new port-a-potty that's actually not the one that you want to shit in because the blue stuff will splash back, right?

Yeah. Yeah. But you just dump shit in there. That's like not poop. I will not ever go to the bathroom and the porta-potty. I would shit outside that motherfucker before. I promise you've never crapped in the porta-potty before? Never once.

And I never, I'm reluctant to go to bathroom in public spaces in general. Like, if I go to the bathroom, bathroom and it smells and it's unsanitary and I just don't feel comfortable. I'll hold it or I'll leave like I will not I can't do it. What about on a plane? Nope, never never never never never never never those are the worst

I pee on a plane but I've never never never never drop a deuce in public really like I just I wait till I'm at the crib plane bathrooms are awful the worst places on the planet yeah and I can't even fit I'm talking big deal I know you can't fit in that show bro I don't know if I should tell this isn't it's not like It's just that I had to use the bathroom on the plane

recently, but it was when we were going to the World Series and I literally found out I was going, I needed to like put my shit in a bag and go to the airport right then and I go and then I hadn't eaten all day so I eat at the airport and then I'm on the plane and I'm like, no, like this isn't happening.

I've got to go shit on the plane. And it was just, it's just, it's not big T friendly, man, it's not a good time. I've never understood how people join the mile high club. That's all bulls. Nobody's telling the truth. Don't people see two people

go into the bathroom and then two people come out of the bathroom. On a Southwest flight a long time ago, this was like pre-me, I think I was in college. It was like an empty flight. We was going to like some, somewhere from us was like an empty fly. I was all the way in the back as one of them Jones, where you got

the whole road to yourself and you're just chilling. There's a couple on the other side. They wasn't fucking, but she was giving them a little handy over there. Respect. I see that. I wouldn't even mad at it. That's kind of cool, actually.

Yeah. No one actually meets someone on a plane and then all anyone who does it. I don't think that was ever the premise, though. The premise, no, the premise was that you meet someone on a plane and then you somehow seduce them and then get them in the bathroom. No, nobody has ever talked about a one-night stand on an airplane, dog. That's like the, that's like the whole, like, fantasy. That's the whole, that's your fantasy. No, no, no, but like the whole, like, Mile High Club is that, like,

The only people who I think accomplished the Mile High Club nowadays on commercial flights are like people who plan it. Right. It's become a plan thing. But I do think that it happens more than you would think. I'm not saying it happens all the time. But two people on a plane, maybe it's going three, four hours. They have some cocktails. They get drunk on the plane. And then they make the decision like, fuck it, let's try it. I think that does happen sometimes. Like Randos? Yeah, Randos. I think only if they're drunk. I don't think. Jimmy, sober mile high, meet and fuck on a plane.

That's, that's wild shit. I don't think it happens. I mean, people are fucking, like, club bathrooms all the time. What's the difference?

Those bathrooms are small as fucking. I understand the size, but I'm saying, like, the idea that it couldn't come up in conversation or it couldn't lead to that. Very different vibes. It's not the environment for it.

I mean, I'm not going to go out on a limous of it. This has never happened before, but just the odds are just so low that it's, It's, I would, I would doubt it. I would doubt the story. Jimmy Tatro had a great skit about the Mile High Club where he, it was an amazing skit. Him, he was like, basically, it was a skit where a couple starts fighting on a plane and they're yelling and they're like, like, they planned it.

So there's like, we can't be yelling out here. Let's go somewhere in private. So they're still yelling. Yeah. They go to the bathroom and then they are yelling the whole time and the whole like, no one suspects them of anything. And then they're actually having sex. and that's how they get away with going on the Mile High Club

Yep, that's not a bad idea Yeah Yeah, I don't think that it happens That frequently At least not anymore Because if I saw two people Coming out of the bathroom Guess what everybody knows

These people just But I mean, it's not like You could Like what are you gonna do about it Also, I don't know how two people fit in that bathroom Also, I don't either You know what I think

I think the marshals The air marshals Are kind of on that nowadays Post 9-11 Yeah It's tougher Yeah It is.

I'm sure it is. With security, people used to just sneak into the cockpit. Phone all the time. Billy wants to be an air marshal. I think that's his destiny. You're talking about future jobs. I think Billy's going to be an air marshal.

You want to talk about an awesome job, though. Sick job. You're just bouncing around. I think that job stinks. You know a plane all the time. Just jet setting. That's not jet set. Yeah, that's not quite what that means.

You're just on planes a light. Regional flights. All beneath the fucking... And never in first class either. You're always in the economy. Hell no. Awful. Where the hell of the air marshal's been lately

when all these people have been going nuts on planes after COVID? There's not an air marshal on every flight. I was just going to ask, Billy, what percentage of flights do you think there's an air marshal on? He was going to say 100.

I think it's a lot, isn't it? I thought, I thought... It's not that much. I think it's not a lot. I don't even want to make it. I don't know. I think they want you to think it's 100%. Like, I think they, I think they've done a good job making it seem like any person on a flight can be an air marshal.

I will admit, I forget who I was talking about this with. But a while ago, I did think that it was a very high percentage also. And it's not at all. So where the hell do they decide where to put the air marshals? I mean, I would assume it would be like mostly like a lot more flights that are like Boston, New York or a New York, California, like cross country, longer flights would be my guess. Since that was what has been a problem in the past. They're not on American Eagle. of U.S. flights have an air marshal?

And then this this other one says less than one percent of flights have an air marshal. Just every flight Billy's been on. He's scanning the aisle looking for who has the gun. Now, if you're an air marshal, you don't have to go through TSA, right? I would assume they have their own

special deal. What is an air marshal do? They have guns, right? They said, they fuck them. Fuck them. They got to go through. Why wouldn't they? Because they're carrying a gun. I want them committed to the bit. be undercover the entire time. Well, not only that. I'm stressed.

They just, like, shoot the agent a wink when they put their fucking firearm through the metal detector. Well, you put, like, there's ways to tell you're an agent. Like, I know, I know. I'm just saying, like, how do they, how do, how would they do that? They probably go to. I get what you're saying. But I also get what Aryan saying, like, if there's a back or a side door, that's something that can be exploited, that's soft spot.

That's true. They probably go through the pilots entrance. Like, the pilots have their own TSA kind of thing. So I would assume that's probably where they go through. What's what the liquid thing? Why is it a 3.4 or whatever? Like, I can't. Because we're very good at being reactionary to things that have already happened.

So a while back, there was a guy that was on a flight. I think it was on Christmas Day that was flying in over Canada, over Detroit, I think. And he had these liquids and he, like, mixed them together and tried to set off a bomb. And they caught him because he didn't ignite entirely. He just, like, burned his dick, I think. And then all of a sudden, it's like, yeah, you can't bring liquids onto a plane. Same reason we can't wear shoes going through security because that one asshole, Richard Reed, who of all the Richard Reed's in the world, he probably looks the least amount like a Richard Reed. And he was flying over from England to the United States and he had like C4 in his shoes or something like that.

So because he did that one time, we're not allowed to wear shoes on planes. So we do a good job of stopping things that have already happened in the past, but not really looking. for the next one no unfortunate and mad dog to answer your question i think air marshals just have guns and then i if somebody tries to hijack a plane with a box cutter their jobs to shoot that person i just googled it can you shoot a gun on a plane why not you can't i know but i feel like a government no but i'm just saying it seems like a bad place to shoot a gun i feel like that's a total place where if you shoot a gun on a plane like some weird air pressure thing so i saw air force one and there was a lot of a lot of gunfire in that

and they seem to be okay for the most part but if it's just like one bullet hole going through the side I don't think it'll fuck up the entire flight like you can still land the plane it'll still work mostly but the air pressure thing if it was like a sizable explosion that took out a portion of the plane that can fuck with it because you are pressurized up there

and so if you lose pressure then potentially everybody on board could just pass out yeah I saw they're trying to take windows off planes Oh, that would suck. Well, they're going to make it like a panoramic view type thing where, like, there's cameras on the outside of the plane that project the view from the outside so you can see it on the inside. But apparently windows cause, like, pressure issues as well. I would like to be in one of those planes. I don't know, I don't think they're real, but the ones that have the glass floor.

No, thank you. That's a big cat. No, thank you. You are a psychopath, man, though. Glass floor planes. Maybe not glass, but like How's that any different than looking out the window? Yeah.

You're just going to out and set it down. Very fucking different. Well, okay. Yeah, I see how it's different. What? Zero. What about a glass ceiling plane? Where you can look up,

especially at night at the stars. That might be kind of cool. I think we should do a fully glass plane. I don't want to be on the first glass ceiling. Maybe not. Maybe like the 100. I'm not on fully. No, I'm not on the first one.

I never said that. Or this. Or you guys see more adventure than you. I don't know. You haven't got. I got to get up the office or something, man. I don't know what it. There was a plane that crashed a while ago, like decades and decades ago because of the windows.

It was a model of jetliner that had like square rectangular windows. And after a certain amount of flights, the pressure on the corners of like where the joints meet in the window, if it's square, it can create a crack that can start to weaken the structure of the plane. So that's why on planes, they all have rounded edges on all the windows. There's zero gravity planes that they, like, go up and then they slowly fall. So it feels like there's zero gravity in the cockpit. I would do that, though, because it's, I mean, astronauts do that. And people from NASA do that to simulate zero G. You can just, like, go do that.

It's like you can go skydive. Like, those are, they're like zero gravity planes that you can just go, like, on. What would happen if you shot a gun in space? If you shot a gun on the moon, would probably, would you be able to dodge it like in the matrix? Yeah, I bet. wait no let me see i heard that also astronauts carried a gun okay there was like a gun on board the the craft that landed on the moon but i think that the purpose of the gun was so they could

kill themselves in case they couldn't take off and they were just stuck on the moon instead of just hanging out there and slowly suffocating death that might be an urban legend i feel like they would have cyanide capsules you think they had like suicide capsules i feel like that be better like more efficient yeah i don't think that suicide is by by cyanide capsule is completely painless though i know but i feel like you could really fuck up with a gun yeah you could um so i just googled it guns can shoot in space modern ammunition contains its own oxidizer a chemical that will trigger the explosion of gunpowder and thus the firing of a bullet wherever you are in the universe no atmospheric oxygen required that's right the only difference between pulling the trigger on earth

and in space is the shape of the resulting smoke trail. Stop resisting aliens. What if you fired a bullet into a black hole? Oh, I'd probably just go in the black hole. Yeah, we'll just go. And so will you probably. Yeah, that's true. Wait, are we all going to end up in a black hole one day?

I hope so. Are we already in one? Are we already in one? Ah, that's a fucking deep. Good question. I'm trying to think of a purpose that would get us to all, like, travel somewhere to do something. I think that zero gravity thing would be awesome. Do a video of that.

Or a Tennessee football game. Tennessee football game. We're all going to the bowl game. Or our live show next week. Yeah. Well, we're still in New York. I'm saying like all of us meet at one location. Tennessee.

Not New York. Coley, I'm with you. I'm not going to ever be on one of those planes that goes up and goes down. You're floating all around. Fuck that. My goal is to be honest, few regular planes as possible. Let alone, ones that are intentionally fought like all. the things that go wrong.

That they'll fall on purpose? Yeah. I've like the, have you guys ever been on a plane that just like, oh my God. They're like you just fall like a suddenly a hundred like you think you're falling. Well, it feels like you fall in like a hundred feet,

but they're like yeah, we just fell five thousand feet. Like you like the lack of control you feel in that situation is not something I ever want ever again in my life. When did that happen to you? Like 10 years ago probably. a flight to Florida just casually just like i don't i'm not saying the engine shut off or anything like that but it just feels like the plane just like stops doing anything and you just suddenly drop

like it's not a fun i've been on i prefer turbulence any she just drops and everybody floats up and you like that's why i used to be one of them cats they're like what fuck there's a seatbelt on the plane if we go down everybody down this is dumb but one time i dropped and everybody flew up my head hit the top i was like never again bro i'm gonna stand the seat i suckle that shit up real Fair. Yeah. Yeah, I will never get on a plane that will go down and make me float. I will never jump out of a plane.

I will never bungee jump. I'll never do any of that shit. Fucked out. Why? Why would anybody ever do that? The ground doesn't get enough love. I'm a big ground guy. Yeah.

The ground's perfectly fine the way it is. The ground's unbelievable. Coley, I forget what I was watching last night. Somehow someone was talking about, oh, it was the yak. and they were talking about your combine vertical performance when you couldn't look up and I hadn't seen that video in a really long time at least since I had known you.

Yeah. That's just such a funny video. Yeah, we did a combine inside, a lot different results that day is all I'm saying. We did a combine about four years ago and one of the events was the vertical leap and Coley tried to do it and since he has the vertigo issues,

he couldn't look up at the thing that you jump up and hit he couldn't like looked up in the air so he jumped up and missed the thing entirely with his hand it's pretty funny Todd McShay was there he's like I can honestly say that that's I've never seen that before that's tough man that's that's tough man RIP yeah we should do uh we should do our own combine I will not be part taking the net yeah because you don't want to you want to run the 40 again yeah exactly I definitely don't want to run the 40 yeah what why would I want to run 40 for who for what uh all right well that was snacker dosing we're done with you out of war so what are we going to do from now on i think you want you want to bring the voicemails back for

this one yeah you want no first for snack or dosing the future maybe you think or maybe we think the book i was the book sucked it was well hang on hang on if we didn't read this book i mean you're you're gonna get a real i didn't i didn't read it because it was trash it's not because i don't like to read i'm literally in the middle of like two or three books i enjoy reading that shit just sucked. That was not a good book. Aaron, you picked the next book. Oh, get ready for fucking Carl Marles. You have

never read Carl Marks, bro. Correct. Correct. I don't need to read that dumb bullshit. I guarantee you have a whole bunch of critiques about something you've never even read before. Well, I know he's wrong. How do you know that? You've never read him. I've gotten the gist of his ideas. You're the same, motherfucker. I just

went, wait. So I read Carl Marx. And there's not, this is, this is the end of snagrodosing. Let's not get into the car. I would like, no, but certainly the craziest critiques of capitalism from Karl Marx was that, like, we're going to, capitalism is going to get, make us forget about all the good things that, like, we hold close and dear, like, you know, racism, like, you know, racism, like all those good things we hold close in dear. Like capitalism is going to strip us of those things because we're just going to care about money and not like, you know, racism. the capital is a strip of racism yeah please please find me that passage we should have it would be the biggest capitalist on this wade my big t look left if that was the weird it's like it's going to strip us of religion of this like we're just happen it's going to

streamline capitalism is going to streamline i was reading this i was like yeah like this guy like really hated capitalism because he really liked this other stuff how about this how about arian reads atlas shrug and big t reads the Communist Manifesto. No, thanks. We should have that chat. It's such a fucking small read and it's not even anything.

I guarantee you there's tenets that you'll agree with that Carl Marx says. I guarantee it. Because do you not like democracy? Direct democracy, no. You don't like democracy. Direct democracy.

What is direct democracy? What is direct democracy? We don't have it in this country but that would be like we put up a law and just the citizens of the country vote for it. We have referendums, though, where you can do that, right?

Yeah, generally a bad idea. That's how everybody just can smoke weed willy-nilly in this country now. They're like, yeah, we'll just put it to the pot smokers to decide. Surely, they'll be impartial. As opposed to the tyrannical millionaire who made the law in the first place, that's your I mean, we really went from one into the spectrum to the other. What do you mean? There's got to be a happy medium somewhere.

And what is the happy medium? Big tea. probably, yeah, not using a lot to just lock up innocent people. No, no, no, no. I wish no one ever went to jail, except for the really bad people, I guess. Well, that's not how they used a lot, big team. I'm sorry to break it to you. I'm sorry to shatter your, no, I'm aware, but I also just, I walked out on the street

today and they're just smoking weed, willy-nilly. It's out of control. I thought you were a libertarian, though. I thought you was like, if it's their body is their choice, man. Do whatever you want in your own home. Don't involve me in it. You don't like the smell. They offered it to you.

If there was some good smelling weed, you wouldn't have a problem. The problem with you is strictly the smell of marijuana. Yeah. Okay. What about cigarettes? Hate them. So should you be allowed to smoke cigarettes in public? I'd really rather you didn't.

Okay. So you can't smoke anything. You, uh, no. Can't smoke anything in public. Now you're, now you're passing a bunch of laws. You can't drink in public. Sure you can in some places. And a bar.

If you don't drink in public, you can drink in a private and then be drunk in public. In Atlanta, you can. Atlanta was open container. It was awesome. By the Braves Stadium. Oh, well, that's different. That's the battery. That's not the same.

It was awesome. Yeah. Nothing problematic there. That's a two acre area of fucking bars. How about that? How about that, Big Z? Well, because it's short read, right? We'll read the Communist Manifesto.

And the next we'll read, we'll read something. I don't know who, Thomas Sole or, or, I don't even know what Atlas Shrug is. What is that? Ayn Rand, the Fountainhead, we could do that one. I ain't right. Yeah, Iron Rang, we'll read whatever you feel it. We'll read fucking W. We'll read whatever you want.

We should actually, if we should watch the Atlas Shrug movie, which I was shocked had been made and after reading the reviews and seeing the production value they put into that. It may be the worst movie that's ever, but not even because of what it stands for, just the actual making of the movie, it might be the worst of all time. Why don't we do, what's the name of the movie?

Is it Zikegeist or The Wave? Dzyggeist. Lose change. Lose change. No. We'll need it like a 9-11. Lose change. I watch Lose change no fewer than four times in my life.

I've never seen Lose Change, but I've heard about it. I feel like Lose Change was very influential on you. It was very influential on me. like I was fascinated by it by the mindset that went behind the dude that was making it and how easily he was just making these very basic errors when he was putting the thing together, things that could be extremely easily disproven. It was a case study in how people with a bad agenda can go out there and they can cherry-pick

clips from the news, all the stuff to conveniently package with ominous music in a way that makes you believe whatever. And people bought into it hook, line and sinker. um my theology teacher showed it to us in class oh shit yeah like an endorsement i don't know what his endgame was but for a week straight he showed us of a different like we watched the whole thing in its entirety over a week of classes very peculiar that's yeah that seems very strange i have a question so i've never seen this movie is it about is the movie about movies no loose is a movie that is a supposed

documentary about how 9-11 was an inside job and how George Bush and his family put thermite in the Twin Towers. Right. And then made a plane disappeared that landed in Ohio and then took off with a different plane and flew that towards D.C., which then got shot down by the United

States military aircraft. And no plane ever hit the Pentagon. That's if I could summarize loose change, that's basically it. So is, wait, is it an actual documentary? Or is it a movie pretending to be that? That's what you asked. Yeah, I mean, it's created as a documentary But it's like fake

But it's very shoddly done haphazard With the facts that they use and stuff like that But it is fascinating to watch it And just see how the person put it together But a lot of people do watch it And they buy into it And they think it's like legit? They think that it's real, yeah

And those are the pussies that if they actually believe that George Bush They would do something Bombed the Twin Towers Then you should be out there in the streets Starting a war against your own government but they don't actually believe that either that are their pussies. One of the two.

Okay. I'm going to go watch this movie. I should, we probably shouldn't be encouraging people to watch loose change. Oh, I won't watch this movie. Yeah. Oh, maybe we should. I don't know. I think based on what we've said about it. Watch it. We don't have to agree with a day conclusion. Decide for yourself. Yeah.

So that thing I was talking about, I think it's marks and angles on the national question. That's where it all comes in. It wasn't in the actual manifesto, but it was basically marks. super racist and thought that like capitalism would make us exchange goods with foreign lands and become friendly with foreigners which was very got it yeah marks was not not a great dude no matter what you think of his his tenants of the economy not a great human being but then again in the 1800s who really was a good human being that's the question that we will address next

time. The best person to live in the 1800s. I got Gandhi. I'm going to take Gandhi first of all. Gandhi was actually racist too. Yeah, Gandhi. Oh, yeah. He was fucking black people. All right, Gandhi's canceled.

So was Mother Teresa, apparently. Mother Teresa? Mother Teresa was a piece of shit. I would die on that hill. I'm telling you, brad, she was a horrible human, dog. Like, horrible. Matter of fact, we should do a whole episode on Mother Teresa, dog. Saints, what do you get episode?

Fuck it. Mother Teresa Mother Teresa Okay Yeah because you guys will be here So you guys got to figure out Like a really good one to do She's a saying

Mother Teresa canceled on Monday Well no actually We can announce it right now So on Monday We're gonna have Donnie He's gonna join us Oh so In person

And we're gonna do the China episode Okay So Donnie does Is gonna gonna grace us With his presence And he was on the episode I wasn't on right? Yeah

He was your fillin Yeah he was the fillin You guys know Donnie probably And Donnie is He's gonna do an awesome job with a China episode for us because he lived in China for a while. He's got a lot of good perspective on the country. So we'll do like a brief history of China and where we're at right now with them.

But besides that, we'll see you guys next Tuesday for the live show. If you're here in New York, we'll also record it, might put it out later. But for those of you, New York, we look forward to meeting you. Love you guys. Thank you. I'm going to be.