Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: The First Ever "What's The Beef?"

Episode Date: August 4, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing, we introduce our first edition of "What's The Beef?" This is where you, the listeners, have a chance to hash it out live with the entire crew. Every Wednesday around ...1pm. Our discord link is on our twitter page. Make sure to also tune into Macrodosing, every Tuesday at 12am.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, macrodosing listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. There was another guy that had a bunch of people. One of the girls got out. Yeah. That's him. There was another person, though.
Starting point is 00:00:16 East Cleveland, a serial killer breeding ground. Okay. This Cleveland, yeah. I'm from West Cleveland, so. I mean, I think living in Cleveland might bring you. It just breaks your brain. The Browns. I think it's specifically the Browns turn people into serial killers.
Starting point is 00:00:29 Yeah. I'd be a Syria killer forever for them I would too Of myself How many people have you killed Personally? Madeline yes
Starting point is 00:00:36 Well you just drop You just Madeline I know you just It's like when your dad Your dad says your full name When you're in trouble Enough Did you not specifically tell us
Starting point is 00:00:45 To call you that I feel like I remember you saying Do not call me Maddie No I mean I go by Madeline But you guys also have a nickname You have a nickname for me That I go by about 90% of the time On this podcast
Starting point is 00:00:55 That's true I think Hank When we were talking about Macrodosing last week I think Hank referred to as like mads. Yeah, I like that. I'll go about mads. Mads.
Starting point is 00:01:05 What's up, Arian? Are you muted? Always on mute. Now, I'd be shut my whole computer off and it's just the interface off. But I thought you wasn't going to be here. What happened? I lied. I lied to you.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Just keep you on your toes. No, I was supposed to leave. I was supposed to go down for a secret assignment. Secret assignment got moved back. So I'm here. So you have to deal with me. And you were all set to deal with Billy. I tasked Arian with managing William
Starting point is 00:01:32 because Billy started to threaten in the group chat that he's just going to take over the episode. Kyle was already with that, hey, we need to start it out. There was like a George Bush quote. Are you still doing that? No, no. It was, I didn't, at the time, I was not in,
Starting point is 00:01:46 I had known that PFT was going to be on the show when I suggested that. That was more of a general suggestion for the show. It's a funny sound clip that I thought would give a good ambiance to the outro. Hey, I've got an idea. I'm going to trust you guys to bleep most of these words out so that nobody can tell what it is we're talking about.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Okay, hold on. Okay. Yeah, make a time step for this because start the bleeping now. Okay. Some big news about the show. You can leave in the big news about the show part. Arian, do you want to do you want to do the honors and tell? young billy football we actually have uh george bush uh booked for next week you're
Starting point is 00:02:36 you're joking george w you know you fucking get it just to talk about his art though are you serious no actually i'm totally fucking with you but um i i get i was like what i would slap him i would throw a shoe at him no no you can't get him that way yeah no he'll What is that in your hand? Oh, this is the flashlight from the Stranger Things store. We went to the Stranger Things store. I took my kids, and this is a flashlight from the store. It's badass.
Starting point is 00:03:09 It was pretty cool, actually. I have ADD, so I have to have a fidget. But I alluded it to you when I was drunk, allegedly Maddie told me. Oh, my God, this is awesome. So, yeah. I'm going to turn it to a seven-year-old girl. I'm going to cut everything. I'm going to cut everything and start right there.
Starting point is 00:03:35 Billy's going to cry. No, like keep some of this in, have them, like, guess what we're talking about. But like, don't let him know what we're talking about. But Billy's, are you crying? Billy's eyes are watering. Oh, he's crying. I fell him. I fell him.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Yeah. I've been there. I've been there. So that's the game. That's the news. I love secrets. I thought cried, dude. Well, Billy is crying
Starting point is 00:03:58 I'm not crying It's beautiful For what Broke boys Emotion emotionally We actually had a bet If Billy cried He was going to get fired
Starting point is 00:04:09 So sorry Billy Oh Fuck Thank you Welcome Billy But welcome Billy But welcome back to nanodosing Good luck figuring out that mystery
Starting point is 00:04:22 What could make Billy cry I didn't cry. I didn't cry. I did too much smelling salts before this. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You got too much testosterone. Just was huffing. It's all reactive. Yeah. But welcome back. It's nanodosing. Today's nanodosing is brought to you by GameTime. It's the exclusive ticketing partner of Barcelona Sports. GameTime is a ticketing app. It makes easier than ever to score last minute deals on tickets to sports, concerts, and shows. and they guarantee the lowest price.
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Starting point is 00:05:45 Yeah. Oh, shit. I didn't know that. I'm sorry. Why do you like Will Smith? I think he's a great player. Oh, well, he's on the Astros. Oh, wow, that's crazy.
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Starting point is 00:06:40 it's it's tough when a player that you think is going to be there until you're 50 years old gets traded and and we quite literally traded away player that could be one of the all-time best players. It sucks, but I understand why we had to do it. It's a new day. We beat the Mets last night. With a lineup, I looked at the lineup before the game. I'd never heard of anyone in the lineup outside of, I don't even remember who it was,
Starting point is 00:07:07 but I mean, they called up everyone. Yeah, it was all double A players. Yeah, it was crazy. The Nationals are better without Juan Soto. That's what I'm telling myself right now. Met's Twitter collapsed. That was awesome. It was frankly.
Starting point is 00:07:19 he was happy sure yeah he was happy because he was thrilled yeah yeah um all right so on today's nanodosa we're going to get into our first what's the beef or where's the beef segment what's the beef and urinals what's the beef segment and urinals yes before we get it into any of that i do have one thing that's going on the news i want to talk about the Alex Jones trial the defamation trial he's being sued by several sandy hook parents and he is getting his asshole chewed up. So you're probably following this much more closely than I am. I saw you retweet something.
Starting point is 00:07:55 His lawyer sent the other lawyer like all the contents of his phone on accident? By mistake, it was just an accident. So they've had this trail going on for a while now. And it hasn't been going well for Alex because he's a liar and because
Starting point is 00:08:13 he's done some really, really reprehensible shit and he's getting called out on it. and he was already losing. He was already going to get probably cleaned out. But they brought him up on the stand today to cross-examine him. And after he's been lying for a long time, his defense has been lying for a long time, they revealed today that Alex Jones's lawyer
Starting point is 00:08:36 sent every file from Alex Jones's phone to them by mistake instead of to his own lawyers. So it's... Oh, so it's him that did it? Um, I don't know if, no, is Alex Jones's lawyers accidentally sent the entire content of his phone to the opposition, which as far, I'm not a lawyer. I want to preface it by saying that I feel like that's probably the worst mistake you could possibly make in this case. You can get that kind of stuff in discovery unless it was by accident. You know, you know when you have like that moral conundrum where you have to be like a defense attorney for a terrible person and you know they did it. Uh, maybe. There's a little bit of a, you know, Freudian slip with some of these mistakes. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:09:23 But the thing is, that's a huge file. So I don't, like, it's not like you're sending a quick text message. And it's like, that's a long, a lot of loading. Yeah, is that not information they would have gotten anyway? They didn't have it. No, they definitely didn't have it anyway. Because Alex had lied to them and said, I didn't send any emails. I don't use email.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Somebody else sends emails. I don't have an info. Wars email address. So he was saying that you can look at the InfoWars email address, but I don't use email. So you're not going to find anything. Then they found all of his emails that he said that he didn't have. And he's like, oh yeah, I guess I guess that one must have been like verbally transcribed by my, excuse me, by my secretary and said it. So there's a lot of incriminating stuff proving that he's been lying throughout this entire trial. And then his defense has been lying. Real quick, real quick, my girl who's a teacher, she wants to say what's up
Starting point is 00:10:16 real quick. What's up? Hi. I don't know where the camera is. How's he going? Hi. I can't hear anything. Big T thinks you're teaching critical race theory to this. That's not. Big T. did not say that. I'm sure you're a fantastic teacher. She can't hear you. I'm sure the children's lives are enriched for having you. Just, but you shouldn't be paid. You should. And you again, you'll be a
Starting point is 00:10:40 profession should not exist. You'd be a wonderful homeschool teacher one day. You're wonderful homeschool teacher I have a good day at work, babe All right Sorry about that, go ahead, man No, she seems lovely But yeah, so Alex is in deep, deep shit To paraphrase
Starting point is 00:10:59 Alex Jones himself The opposition attorneys now have all the documents right here I've been going through all the documents Take a big look at these We've got emergency transmission Turns out Alex Jones full of shit And then he's starting to pretend that he's got a cough now too that's his other that's that's that's his big out he's like a child when you catch a child lying
Starting point is 00:11:19 sometimes and then they just like cry about something that they say hurts that doesn't actually hurt just to like deflect against it that he's saying that he's got like a impacted molar he's saying that he has a cough he forgets everything so Alex Jones is fucked probably for the best for humanity again Alex should have just stuck with doing his old like reptilian shit uh all the like crazy crazy things that don't really hurt anybody but then he's been like people after the parents of dead children, which is just, it's terrible. So did you see that? All this shit is going on like right now.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Yeah. Yeah. Did you see two of the parents had to go into like protection program? Yeah. Can you imagine like losing a, what would that be like a five year old or a six year old child? And then after that people for the next 10 years hunting you down saying that your kid didn't exist that like the school. I'm giving you. I'm giving every one of the motherfuckers my address and saying pull up.
Starting point is 00:12:13 And I'm going to jail. Or straight to jail, I could not imagine, bro. Yeah, so Alex Jones is, he's absolutely fucked and for a good reason. Can he go? But he just admitted, he just admitted that Sandy Hook was 100% real. That's what in court. Conspiracy there's Alex Jones conceded at trial that he now believes the Sandy Hook Alamac massacre was 100% real.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Yeah, and he said that he stopped saying that it was a false flag in like 2017, something like that. And then they found through these emails that that's not. the case like he's like sandy hook happened in 2012 yeah like you still said that for five years yeah he said for five years exactly when you knew better so um he's he's going to get in some deep shit i'm really enjoying watching this he said when when the lawyer revealed that they had all of his emails and all this text and everything the lawyer was like grilling him on this and Alex goes well i guess this is your Perry Mason moment so he's like Alex is on the stand being impressed by the skill of the opposition lawyer did you see that also in the text and emails
Starting point is 00:13:14 Some days in 2018 Info Wars was making $800,000 a day I did see that On what, like supplements? Yeah, supplements are a big part of their business model supplements that don't work And then there's also, that was during the RNC That he was making 800,000 a day
Starting point is 00:13:31 So at the RNC This says 18 2018 Yeah, I'm pretty sure they have a convention then, don't they? No, it's presidential years I look at their Sorry I think he said it was
Starting point is 00:13:43 During the RNC I mean, I'm sure he was also making that much then. When they do live shows and like live activation, I'm talking about it like he's, I don't like he's a touring band, but when they do live shows, he sells a lot of merch. Oh, CPAC. That's when it was. Okay. Well, like, yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 00:13:58 So it's not like the shit they can get in discovery. They can't get things in discovery, but he was hiding shit from them. And he sent all of his text messages for like years to the lawyers. And he goes, 12 days ago, your attorney's messed up and sent me. a digital copy of every text. Do you know what perjury is? He said, I understand. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:14:20 I have a feeling that the contents of Alex Jones' phone are going to lead to a lot more rabbit holes that we're going to go down. Yep. Damn. This is like some Hillary email shit, like, for real. His merch is fire, though. Are you ever been on his website? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:36 I did on. Okay. For real, for real quick, before we move on from merch, some of the most fire merch I've ever came across fam as recent water burger oh yeah water burger's merch is elite i'll put it up there with any merch in america do like other than ours same we should do a macrodosing waterburger collab an honest cat we got good merch water burgers merch is insect just look at it go to waterburger i can go to their merch it's fucking though they got sandals they sweats is pot like it's crazy what are what are your thoughts on the the food at water burger uh i think it's very
Starting point is 00:15:14 very good burger. It's very solid. Yeah. I like it. Their honey butter chicken biscuit is elite. Mm. A wheat breakfast food. You know what we should do?
Starting point is 00:15:22 We should make macrodosing Waterburger shirts using like the Waterburger font and then the WU upside down into the M. That'd be sick. They have great cups. Or just we just have a line of all fast food, but with our shit
Starting point is 00:15:36 on it. The McDonald's all that shit. Oh, these hats are kind of sick. I'm selling you, bro. Yeah, he was right. In the, so I just have to admit this and get this out there. In the Info Wars, liquidity, bankrupt sale, I bought a bunch of stuff. The super male vitality stuff because it was all overpriced before, but I'd be willing to try a lot of its supplements now.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Just getting that out there. They have not arrived yet. But they took my money. So I'm sorry. I have, I bought some of their, the natural male enhancement formula. Super male and vitality. I bought some like probably 10 years ago and I did a review for it. I'm trying to look it up right now.
Starting point is 00:16:21 And it didn't work. That's a surprise. I'm no more vital a mail as I was before I took it. I think InfoWor supplement sales would be a good economic indicator. Like when people are buying InfoWor supplements, the economy is doing well. Oh, can we start? But once those drop off, we're in trouble. Can I start designing supplements?
Starting point is 00:16:39 Sure. Because I have some really good ideas. No. I don't want to be a part of that shit Okay Just telling us Billy's list of them I'll get them
Starting point is 00:16:50 I'll get them They'll get jacked I don't want to be liable for that bullshit I honestly The uh The Joe Biden is a loser shirt That's pretty cool
Starting point is 00:16:58 I think that's a bipartisan thing Yeah It should be The The president emoji shirt History of U.S. Presidents They had
Starting point is 00:17:12 Okay so Joe Biden is the clown Donald Trump has the cool sunglasses Obama has the shit emoji and then before that Wait, he he talked about how George Bush Was an integral part of 9-11 And they just gave him a normal emoji
Starting point is 00:17:31 Like we're not He's a grifter man Yeah He knows what he knows what the fan base Go back Avery Wait wait who do they put What? Oh that's actually
Starting point is 00:17:40 Back to the shirts That that POTUS is a is a is not bad. Oh, T-U is crossed out, so it's his P-O-S and it's Joe Biden. How much is that? I don't think Joe Biden's a piece of shit. $10, that's, I mean, that's a deal. It's a deal.
Starting point is 00:17:58 He's kind of a piece of shit, but he's also like, I think he's just incompetent more than really anything else. Yeah, his prices are pretty good. What 80-year-old human was to lead a country? Like, what the fuck? They're propped up. Yeah, he's weird. Don't play golf and, like, go to your grandkids soccer games.
Starting point is 00:18:16 Yeah, like, we're like, now 80, though. The one I'm concerned about is there's a shirt that says, come and take it. So it's like the old Texas logo that had the cannon on it. It symbolized a cannon that was trying to be stolen. I forget by what army, but it's used all over Texas. They have one that says, come and take it, but it's a syringe. So it's like they're talking about the vaccine, but they're saying that, like,
Starting point is 00:18:39 you'll pry my vaccine from my hands, from my cold dead hand. So it's kind of like sending the wrong message there. Yeah. They really flip themselves out on that one. Christmas lights are a lot like Epstein. They don't hang themselves on this shirt. So true. Spreading joy this holiday season.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Yeah. Then they got Epstein with Christmas lights wrapped around his neck. We still don't. I mean, it's crazy that we still don't know what the hell is happening with that. You have to join the waiting list for this one. Yeah, it's a high commodity. Everything's on the waiting list. selling super male vitality by like six packs and I think those I was speaking of
Starting point is 00:19:19 a piece of shit people on the internet have you seen that Netflix documentary the most hated man on the internet no we got to watch that one though I've heard it's good uh it's crazy I had never heard of this shit it's the revenge porn guy right yeah so he started a website about the revenge porn oh yeah um and it wasn't necessarily revenge porn it's just a dude hacking females's phones and taking naked pictures and putting them on his website and like he's just like unremorseful like dude is a real piece of shit and I ain't gonna give away what happened to him but man that's not revenge porn you're right like revenge porn's bad but what he did he just stole nude for people yeah he just stole he just stole news for people that's like a bad human man you remember when the
Starting point is 00:20:02 fappening happened where it was like all the female celebrities and all their nudes got hacked all at once on reddit I was like very indifferent about it I was like that sucks but just whatever But then I heard one of them talking. It was like, like, you're raping me. I did not give you consent to look at my body. And I was like, I can understand that how that could be hurtful on arm, brother. So I just never looked at it. I think if I was 12 or 13 where it happened, I wouldn't have that perspective.
Starting point is 00:20:26 And I definitely would have looked at it. Yeah, I don't. I don't be grudge for a young cat necessarily. It's still fucked up. But it's just like you don't, you only know what you know. You know, it's like. Yeah. Hindsight is 2020.
Starting point is 00:20:38 So. But I definitely looked at the. Kim Kardashian video but she we now know that she wanted that out there 100% so don't don't feel I mean in fairness
Starting point is 00:20:50 unbelievable business decision by her arguably one of the best business decisions in the history of this country yeah I'd say not selling a billion dollar empire not selling Netflix to blockbuster for what 10 million dollars that's a pretty good decision
Starting point is 00:21:05 and then and then Kim Kardashian getting railed out by Raja Oh, who was it that That bought Apple stock back when it was like Dollars gum That's true Lugel Do you remember Hot Top Timmer seeing
Starting point is 00:21:21 Yeah Lugel All right, so Anything else you want to get into Or we just want to talk about urinals I don't have that much to say Go ahead Good point mad dog
Starting point is 00:21:36 Pupunk this weekend I'm gonna be there Gramercy Theater here in New York City if you're local come see the band play so that's it's my band that I have
Starting point is 00:21:44 with Roan with Frankie with Robbie and with Nick Hamilton and so we're mostly a cover band we play songs that people know the words
Starting point is 00:21:54 too for the most part we do some medleys it's just a fun time we do some originals too but it's always like people in the crowd just go fucking nuts what do y'all call
Starting point is 00:22:02 pop punk it's so fun it's spelled it P-U-P-U-N-K So we played last weekend down in Atlantic City. That was a great time. All the guys from Hard Factor came out there. Some of my best friends from going back to like second, third, fourth grade.
Starting point is 00:22:18 They came out there. Hard Factor Will got on stage and sang Beast of Burden, danced around like the Jagger. I saw that. Yeah, it was a good time. So we're going to be running back this weekend at Grand Marcy Theater. Come out, tickets on sale now. And we expect a lot of people here from the office are going to go out.
Starting point is 00:22:33 I think so Lisa sent on an email this morning to everybody here at the company. saying if you want tickets if you want to get on the guest list please reply to this email and we had the entire guest list filled up within a minute yeah I missed it I actually can't go now
Starting point is 00:22:49 no you can buy discounted tickets okay it's just to create demand there's still tickets bill I might it's not sold out yet that's where we're telling you to go but we're talking about the guest list it's not sold out yet as of now the bar still guest there's no guess I'm calling cap there's no guess it's just to create demand
Starting point is 00:23:05 no it's true I'll be there I'm fucking, I hope I hope it sells that, man. Performing is one of the funnest things that we've ever done. It is cool. It's nerve wrecking the shit, though. You get those good nerves before you go on stage. Yeah, the butterflies that be in your chest, the shit's wild.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Yeah, Billy, can you sing anything? I can, I can, not well. Okay, what can you sing? Bruce Springsteen. What song? Born to Run. Oh, that's a good one. I mean, that could be good.
Starting point is 00:23:35 I've been singing Taylor Swift all around the office. I can sing life as a highway. I can sing Metallica, but that's more of screaming. Yeah. Give us a couple bars of Born to Run. But it's like kind of meamy. I'm sort of just mimicking first spring scene. In the days we say, I got to review the words first, though.
Starting point is 00:23:57 I need the words in karaoke style in front of my... You're right there. I know, but... I could just text a group and be like, hey, let's do two verses born to run. With Billy football I'm just saying That I would totally have stage fright I'm a decent public speaker in school
Starting point is 00:24:16 But I absolutely froze up when I had to do a play Mid-summer night's dream Baby we were born to run I just brought up the lyrics You ready? They're gonna cover you gotta do it Oh my you okay okay I can karaoke it Yeah okay You're an episode
Starting point is 00:24:33 Nanodosing should just be a karaoke show it's starting our best is oh it's not doing the oh wait put it back for a second i thought oh you want the karaoke version i thought i was going to karaoke no it's cool we don't have to do this right now no we do we very much yeah can we leave this on youtube if we do that um yeah if it's karaoke i think that's so billy saturday grammercy theater you on stage no dude i'll piss my pants that's gonna sell tickets. I come see Billy piss his pants trying to sing. You sounded good. That was better than I expected.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Roan will sing back up with you. He'll sing it right along with you. Frank, he'll sing it too. So will BFC. Yeah. And the beautiful thing is the crowd will be singing with you too. I'll be singing. All the bar still people will be singing. Mad Dog, can you sing? Are you a good singer? No, I can't sing. Okay. It's shocking here at this company.
Starting point is 00:25:30 We have so many women that work here. And in my This might be just me. You think women can sing? But women can sing by and large. They can't sing and they can't cook. What the hell's wrong with what it is? No, I can't sing. I've been singing Taylor Swift all day today because it's a TikTok trending zone right now.
Starting point is 00:25:45 What song? Cardigan. Oh, so good. But no, I can't sing for shit. Unfortunately. I will be singing along with you guys in support and having at the time of my life, but not on a microphone. Okay. So come out, Gramercy Theater, Saturday night.
Starting point is 00:26:02 It's going to be great. Yep. Fantastic time. Ticket link is on our Twitter. Yep. Actually. Check it out. So let's talk urinals now.
Starting point is 00:26:09 We're going to rank urinals. Come on guys. Let's talk them. So on Monday's show, I guess it came out Tuesday. On Tuesday's show, we talked a lot about, or we hinted at that we would have a larger conversation about urinals. There are some really fantastic ones out there. Arian has one in his house right now.
Starting point is 00:26:27 What's getting built? It's on the way. It's impending urinal. And let's just go around the room Share our favorite urinals Let's come up with the top five list of urinals Number one for me is ice Ice in the urinal
Starting point is 00:26:42 I thought we were going to do exact specifics And I agree with you But I like ice But the ice is right at your feet And it's a deep urinal Like the ones in McSorley's That was my number one Is ones that go to the floor
Starting point is 00:26:55 Yeah, mixed sorly ones Okay so ice at the bottom Yes And it's got to be old like almost looks like a bathtub on its side. Yep. I want to see a deep. That's a, that's like the Taj Mahal.
Starting point is 00:27:09 I like having the whole wall. Yeah. Is it me or I feel like the ice looks trashy? I like, I'd rather the pad. It's just the pad. But you get so fun. Yeah, it is trashy. It looks bad though.
Starting point is 00:27:20 It's trashy, but in like a, the best way. Okay. I get a little bit of that same rush when I make my iced green teas. So we have the K cup green tea. So I go, I take a. I take a cup, I put it in the ice machine, get a bunch of ice, and I put it under the cake, the curing, and I see the little green tea come and melt the ice in like one,
Starting point is 00:27:40 and then I, like, move it a little and, like, make, like, different designs in the ice. And that's the same rush I get when I'm peeing into ice. All right. Okay, so I always thought the ice was just people being lazy and pouring any drinks in it. I didn't know they did it on purpose. The cold, I think, makes it, doesn't let it smell. yeah it helps it helps with the smell it's also cool to see the ice melt
Starting point is 00:28:03 as your pisses hit it feels like you've accomplished something oh also it's all the old ice from the night before oh yeah yeah that's when they're emptying out the drink ice that's good waste not want not yeah how long does it last though can't be last longer than what 20 minutes no no it's like a cooler yeah it lasts for a while also keeps
Starting point is 00:28:20 also sort of keeps the temperature in the bathroom a little lower so if it's like hot in the bar you go in ice Billy Frankie says Hell yeah All right I'm down for you to sing Born to Run Dude I How did I go
Starting point is 00:28:34 You gotta do it Bill Can I get a karaoke like Like so for the timing I mean we're gonna play the song Like they It's gonna be the song in the background But it's gonna live But I
Starting point is 00:28:44 Jesus This is like My palms are sweating You're in New York Everyone's gonna sing it along You gotta do it You can hold up a phone with the lyrics Yeah arms are heavy
Starting point is 00:28:53 Now I'm gonna be Trying to memorize. Nervous. Because like, you know, Bruce Springste's songs. He's calm and ready. Drop bombs. But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down. The whole crowd goes so, okay.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Shit, maybe needs to do this. We should have karaoke Wednesday. One song every Wednesday. New segment on the show. Wednesday five. Yeah. I like that. Carstool karaoke.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Yeah. A car stool. It's a cute name. Yeah, but the thing is Bruce Springsteen is like you don't know what the words actually are. Sometimes. Just hold them. up hold your phone up okay bill his entire life i'm in i'm in bill's entire life is him saying to myself how did i get myself oh bill how'd you get wound up in this situation that sounds like
Starting point is 00:29:38 bill clinton all right so ice i like ice arian what's your favorite urinal accessory or urinal style just the regular one man um i guess and then it has the pad in it that's scented I love that shit Because like it hits and you can smell like lavender and shit I like that It's nice, it's like your spraying perfume out of your penis Yes, I love it Some of us are
Starting point is 00:30:06 That'd be nice Billy and I experienced a great urinal On her trip across the country In Arizona In Winslow, Arizona That's where it was We stopped at this burger joint And in the urinal they had a little goal
Starting point is 00:30:20 And a tiny little soccer I was going to say you don't find those often but when you do, what a magical experience. Yeah, you feel great. Sometimes there's goalposts. You know the game when you go to the carnival when you have the hose and you try to hit it into the dot?
Starting point is 00:30:37 They need that in every urinal and something rises to the top. It should be like a competition. I think they do have those. I'm trying to remember. I had a friend, somebody told me that they did one that had like a horse race on it. So you could all start at the same time and see whose horse got moved by your piss fastest.
Starting point is 00:30:52 I know there's some company now that has like a screen on top of the year and you can play like games with your piss. It's got to be a fast game though. Yeah, I'm not sure exactly like how it is. But I think one of them was like a skiing like your skiing, but it like tracks the movement of your stream. And like that's how you ski. It's insane. It should just be like 25 cents if you want to play. That's how the bar makes money.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Oh, that would be genius. Yeah, if you could make a P game. Yeah. He's got an Apple pad, though. Who's walking around with, like, quote? I know, I know. That's what I was just thinking now. Like, you got to be able to, like, tap your phone.
Starting point is 00:31:29 And it's like. Well, the thing is you're going to get into that. What's that? Someone had a bit about it. But, like, when a guy's coming to kill you while you're peeing and then, like, you have to decide whether they stop peeing and run or was it, the guy was having sex and a guy was about to kill him. And it's, I have that thought. I've never heard that bit. But I've had that thought so much.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Like, if you just going down, you know, you handle a bit. And I'm like, what if somebody breaks in right now? Like, I got to stop this. Like, I got to get up. I don't know if I can.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Yeah. Yeah. I don't, I got to stop a robbery with a shitty ass. I don't know if I could do it, man. Yeah. So that, so like when you're about,
Starting point is 00:32:09 like, let's say you really have to pee and you're in there. You've been waiting for a long time. You've been waiting for a long time. I've got to pee. And it's like, are you going to whip your phone out, pay for it and then start peeing to play the game?
Starting point is 00:32:16 Like that's, that's, I think, the barrier. So here's, I found the company I was talking about So their machines have several games Penalty shootout users hit urinal targets To score goal and soccer penalty kicks We the People images of various political figures show up
Starting point is 00:32:32 Like Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton And Steve Bannon with your stream directing tomatoes at them Bustin tanks users control a tank And fire ammo in World War II I mean this is the coolest shit I've ever heard of Fuck. 100 milliliter dash, hit the targets to run a 100 meter dash. These are great names.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Yeah. Awesome. Penalty shootout is a good one. I would love to try one of these. I like the troth too. The troth isn't necessarily bad. Troth has a time in place. The sound it makes when it hits the troth.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Yeah. It's not for the fan of heart. If you have stage fright. I don't think I like the trough At a concert Or a big I mean a big sporting event I don't want troth at like an NBA game or a hockey game
Starting point is 00:33:25 But if it's like a football game College football trough Yeah college football game troth I can deal with that Yep NASCAR Because like it's just too I don't know man it's too close I don't know
Starting point is 00:33:37 So the very worst urinal I've ever been to Was at a poison concert At Nissan Pavilion in northern Virginia And it was a troth It was a troth adjacent thing Except instead of having the troth That's a straight line They had a bowl
Starting point is 00:33:52 Like a giant fucking bowl In the middle of the room Oh I think you told us about this one time You have to face each other And you face each other And you just pee into the bowl So it's just like dicks And they're all
Starting point is 00:34:06 You gotta look at each other too Eye contact and shit You have like there's nowhere to look You can't like turn your head around How's that legal? No you can't look down It's just dicks everywhere into this thing.
Starting point is 00:34:16 That's not okay. It was the worst experience of my life. The one issue with the trough is that it's communal, like, big thing. People throw up in it. It becomes bad. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Oh, people fall into it.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Yeah. I've never seen that. Once, like, drunk people are like leaning and then they lean forward and then they get tripped up and then they're just in the trough. I've seen people in the trough. I've seen people pee on a passed out person in a trough. How is that whole thing real? I can't get over that.
Starting point is 00:34:44 What? Oh, dude, the trough, like troughs are. It's also a big part of my pessimism for humanity, like public restrooms. Like, the day, like, that shit isn't a thing anymore, I have a little bit more optimism about humanity. But it's like people just go in there and just wipe shit on the walls, literally, pee all over the floor. It's like, bro, what the fuck? What is wrong with you? It's just, I don't have no faith in humanity.
Starting point is 00:35:15 the troth is it's good for like big t said a college football game NASCAR game or if there's like a giant outdoor concert festival those are the three occasions where i think a troth is appropriate besides that no just give me give me a toilet um you guys can make a clip of this because i've never told this story before but my my best urinal experience of all time and yeah i think most guys have have them ranked in their heads number one by far for me was at the Serious XM Studio here in New York City. This is back in 2015.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Yeah, I think it was 2015. I was recording my very first podcast. I didn't even know I wanted to be a podcaster. But my friend Eric Stangle and his brother Justin invited me up to New York to record a podcast for Opie Radio, which is the radio show or the podcast that they worked on at the time. So I was recording my podcast in the studio. I've got like Howard Stern literally walking past.
Starting point is 00:36:12 me as I'm just like yelling the stupidest shit ever into a mic it's a little bit intimidating because I'd never done it before and it goes pretty good we interviewed Danny Woodhead enjoyed it and then I walked out of the studio and went to the bathroom there and so I walk into the bathroom there's a person going in there at the same time as me who could it be but Ed Shearan so Ed Shearin's walking I didn't know who he was because I don't know I get for whatever reason I wasn't Ed Shearne fan back then we go up to the urinal, I start
Starting point is 00:36:44 peeing luxuriously. Like full speak, like a fire hose, just draining that shit. Ed Shearing can't pee. He couldn't piss next to me. He was trying his very hardest. It was sad. I'm just peeing my brains out. And little Ed, who yes, is shorter than me
Starting point is 00:36:59 by quite a bit. He can't pee at all. Don't say Aaron. He can play his fiddle in an Irish band. Yeah. So I'm taking a leak. He can't pee, and I lap him. So I finish peeing.
Starting point is 00:37:16 He still hasn't started. I go out, and he starts to do the thing. Like, I'm pretty sure you're, like, spat into the urinal. Some guys do that. So, like, get themselves going. I don't know, it's like you hear the sound of the liquid hearing the urinal, and they think maybe the guy next to me thinks that's piss. So I leave, he couldn't pee at all.
Starting point is 00:37:35 So I dominated Ed Shearin at the urinal. It's the first time I ever told that story. I'm excited for you, man Thanks It's good to get that off my chest It's been weighing me down for a while When did the soundboard Where's the sound board?
Starting point is 00:37:50 Round of applause Would you perfect right there Thank you Thank you guys Out Out Wasted L plus Ed Shearin
Starting point is 00:38:00 Yeah I ratioed Ed Shearin With my piss You did Your Piss ratioed Ed Shearing's Pissing contests Were super fun When you're just
Starting point is 00:38:09 younger. You guys are opening my eyes to a lot of things. No, because before like, like, when you're just... What is a pissing contest? I thought that was a metaphor. No, literally, you never lined up with your boys and see you could piss the farthest when you're like five? I did not.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Hmm. Well, you missed out. I think I did all right. Arian, next time you come to New York, Billy's going to be like, come here. Piss a contest. Me and you. No, that's why I say when you're younger, like, when you're like, at like, like, camp. And you don't have the stream that you have. now.
Starting point is 00:38:40 What? The problem with a pissing contest. Wait. Is it, you did who's longer or farther? No, no,
Starting point is 00:38:47 farther. It's not about your penis. It's about the stream of the piss. No, I meant longer. Who peed longer? I hope he wasn't a five-year-old measuring how big it was.
Starting point is 00:38:56 No, it's about distance, I think. It's all about distance. It's like throwing the football off of Mount Everest. It's the same concept. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:03 I think. You got to aim up a little bit to get the furthest distance. There's literally a metaphor. You guys are having a pissing contest. I didn't know that y'all actually did it as well there's a there's a big story in Matthew McConaughey's book that he wrote about pissing contest that he used to have against his dad and they used to see who could piss farther up the wall I think McConaughey's
Starting point is 00:39:23 dad like went up eight feet eight feet in the air with the stream pretty impressive that's that's pretty that's those kegel muscles yeah keggle muscles I'm going to make everybody do kegles on the show we're going to do a jazzercise class just with voice of cagle muscles? Yeah, what is it cagle? So what's not like the pee muscles, flexing your prostate? I thought you couldn't stop your point once. I thought when guy started you couldn't stop.
Starting point is 00:39:48 You can stop, but it's not, it's not pleasant, convenient. Never goes well. It's usually when a cop's like, hey, what are you doing in that corner? And you're like, shit. How many times have you been arrested for peeing? I'm saying, but he said it's usually when a cop goes, hey, that's what we stop. Well, okay, not arrested, but ticketed. I've never
Starting point is 00:40:09 honest How many warnings I've never been arrested I've never gotten a violation ticket I've only gotten a speeding ticket no moving violations you did get off that one speeding ticket
Starting point is 00:40:26 because you were listening to music instead of podcasts and got me here yeah sure did okay good urinal talk any other urinals great and drag.
Starting point is 00:40:37 I'll send you guys a picture of my minutes and stuff. The urinals, I hate the small urinals that more look like a, almost like a sink. Because those have the worst bounce back. Yeah, the spray. Yeah. I like all the urinals with the bug. The pads stop all the ricochet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:57 I like the, the bee on those certain brand urinals because if you hit that, there's no bounce back. It's a perfect angle. What about the urinals that have a picture of someone's face? on that you don't like. I actually have I don't think I've seen one of those. We used to have we had them here. Yeah, we used to have Goodell in here.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Oh, on the pat. Yeah, no, I thought you meant on the urinal. I feel like this is very uninclusive conversation for Mad Dog. That's true. Well, she's learning a lot. I almost teared up when you guys were talking about
Starting point is 00:41:29 people falling into the troughs. The bull is insane. The bull is. The bull sounds like sexual harassment. It's the worst idea ever. It's eye contact. It doesn't even, I don't think it works in terms of logistics. Like, can you get more people peeing at a bowl or at a troth?
Starting point is 00:41:44 I guess you have 360 degrees. How big is the bowl? It was massive. I would say, I mean, it's been a very long time. It was probably 17 at the time. I feel like the bowl was about as big as this circle is of us around the room. Oh, that's a big bowl. Yeah, but there were, I think maybe 20 or 30 people peeing in at once.
Starting point is 00:42:02 I could see it working at certain venues. Was it metal? Or was it porcelain? I think it had tiles in it. I don't think you buy that. Question for the group on that type of communal pissing area. Like, is there a lot of like reverbing of piss? Like, do you get piss on your law?
Starting point is 00:42:23 Yeah. If it's like a urinal or a troth where you're peeing against the wall. Like a troth, let's call it. Yeah. You can get some bounce back. So back spray from that. You don't know how many dudes you're walking around with piss on their pants. I figure a lot.
Starting point is 00:42:35 I'd say, like, if it's a football game, you're talking 60%. No, more than that. Anyone who takes a piss gets back on it? Listen, listen, I'll ruin your day. The urinal's here. Not great for splashback. Oh, my God. There's, yeah, it's true.
Starting point is 00:42:49 I have piss on me right now. No, I don't. I actually use the toilet today because I went into that separate bathroom. There's right around the corner. So you're saying, like, at work, you go in and it comes back at you? It's just a light spray. It's a mist. And you can actually see it.
Starting point is 00:43:05 you look closely, but then it goes away after about five minutes. You ever been on a patio during the summer and they have one of those cooling fans set up? That's kind of what your pants deal with from time. But just briefly. Yeah. That's why I don't wear light colored. I was going to say, I have a pair of khaki shorts that's like almost white. Like they're really light and I can't wear those.
Starting point is 00:43:25 You're lying. No, I swear. Why don't you just go pee like PFT like in the toilet? Yeah, there's only two toilets in each bathroom. And that one bathroom is like the isolated one where it's just. a toilet and a shower. Like the wet wheel one? Yeah, it's set up a little bit different.
Starting point is 00:43:38 So that one's easier to go and go out and not get piss on yourself. But if you're going to a urinal, I'd say every man that goes to a urinal will get piss on them. Well, no, you know who doesn't? You know who doesn't? And I, I, is it because your stream is so strong? No, do you remember the kids? No, just because it hits the thing and it sprays. Do you remember the kids in like high school who used to pull their pants down to their knees
Starting point is 00:44:01 and piss at the urinal? Not in high school. I saw it. Yeah, high school. I saw there was one kid in high school who did that and like his butt was out yeah in in lifting up their shirt what why you have to lift up your shirt he had to be trolling he had to be trolling he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't in one day in one day uh was he was he he was he cognitively like I don't the rest of the because that he went excusable he he he went he went to an Ivy League school
Starting point is 00:44:36 then he's just smarter than everyone else I actually don't hate the moves but yeah but the reason he did it was because well I don't have I think you use a very clean freak too he's like I don't have any piss on me when I walk out well doesn't he just a guy's an alpha that's true yeah no that's a good point
Starting point is 00:44:53 because I was about to agree with Bill and be like that's genius and it's like no he just piss on his physical person now I don't know because I did that one time to Matthew Berry at ESPN and we made a commercial for Barstle Van Talk and the premise of the commercial was Matthew Berry walks in. We're talking at the urinal and he's peeing and then it zooms out and me and Big Cat have our pants down around our ankles. Matthew Barry's peeing like a normal person. So our asses were out there
Starting point is 00:45:16 in a commercial. For ESPN. It was funny. Like it's a funny thing to see like a dude with his pants all the way down. But high school you should probably not be doing that anymore. Because you kind of just like whip it out and go back in. Yeah. Yeah. It's basically. Yeah. Do you guys ever forget what type of underwear you're wearing if it Like what kind of opening it has? Sometimes. And you try to find the barn door. You're like, wait, where's the barn door?
Starting point is 00:45:39 Where's the going to go over the top? Oh, no, oh no. Wait. Emergency. Like over the waistband? Over the waistband of the underwear. If it doesn't have a barn door on it. Jeez Louise.
Starting point is 00:45:48 Yeah, geez Louise. That's what I say. I go in there and I'm like, where is my day? Jeez Louise. It's all the way down here. So that's a, that's urinal talk. She, oh, that my hands are all clammy now thinking about that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Yeah. So much cleaner. so you don't wipe yeah you got you have you've pee all over you all the time yeah it's sterile it is sterile but it's pee you know how you prevent trench foot in world war one you pee on your feet yeah if i had a jellyfish thing on my belly then i could get rid of it very easy yeah exactly you pee on your wounds disinfect them sometimes if it's your last resort okay let's let's figure out how to do what's the beef here because we have the discord pulled up i've been so i've been riling up the where what's the beef good bill he's been poking him with a stick yeah
Starting point is 00:46:34 So you know when you got the bulls and they're in the gate before the rodeo and they're tasering them and you're cinching them? Billy is sending pictures of bulls and what's the beef discord? Yeah, I'm trying to get these people riled. We got to get these bulls bucking. Is there anybody with actual beef that wants to argue? Okay. What's the beef is going to be brought to you by our great friends over at Sport Clips? Sport Clips just developed a brand new super relaxing signature scent on their perfectly steamed hot towel.
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Starting point is 00:47:38 This is the AS1205? Is that what you want us to call you? Or is there a name that we can put on you? Yeah, no, yeah. My name's Alex. You guys can just call me Alex. Alex. Alex, okay.
Starting point is 00:47:47 Alex is here. Alex has beef. I'm told that you have beef with big tea. I do. I got some beef with big tea. He had a couple of hot takes about public schools. Shouldn't be a thing. As a public school teacher, you know, that hit home.
Starting point is 00:48:03 I just don't think he knows enough about private schools and public school system to even say something like that. Okay. All right. So what do you think he should know about public schools, private schools? Where do you think he's misguided? Well, when he was saying like, oh, you're just not listening to me. I think we all heard them.
Starting point is 00:48:20 I just think that the take was kind of stupid because public schools make a curriculum. Private schools mimic that in their own curriculum. And then if there's no public schools or government fund things to make that curriculum for the public schools, private schools can just make up anything they want to teach their kids that leads to them teaching any kind of propaganda any kind of thoughts they want and I don't see a situation how you think of private school is not going to take advantage of that situation if they have no regulations on what the curriculum is going to be that's a good point where do you where do you teach public school don't doctor so uh a fairly affluent area uh what are your thoughts on the the quality of public education
Starting point is 00:49:02 and inner cities and like the biggest cities in this country? I think they could definitely get more funding, truth be told. I think that the actual education can be better. But I think that that comes with the task. If you take away that public school, a lot of kids that can't go to school to begin with, can't afford going to private school. I'm going to get any education whatsoever.
Starting point is 00:49:23 But you're in favor of the system that currently disadvantages a lot of minorities, gives very poor education, no funding to schools? like that? I definitely don't agree with that, but then the argument goes the same way, where then you'd say, well, then, do they deserve no education? Well, no, that, I mean, that's a ridiculous thing to say. That's not how that would work. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:45 Well, that's how you kind of, the, are you generally, do you generally find that the government you think spends your money well? Trauma. For the, for education purposes? For anything. truthfully no i think that they could spend a lot more money and spend the money a lot better for education but i think that we dish out so much money elsewhere but then you see some schools don't have like nice bad like any like good bathrooms don't have water you have like shitty uh
Starting point is 00:50:16 like lunches and stuff like that well it sounds like you don't love public schools too much either but isn't there difference in saying that like i don't like the system that it shouldn't exist. Yeah. It's saying we need to improve. Well, if you're saying the system needs a radical overhaul, I don't think that's too far from, we should find a new system. I wouldn't, I wouldn't call it a radical overhaul. I just think that some things need
Starting point is 00:50:38 to change. I wouldn't call it a radical whatsoever. Okay. So, where do we stand here? I don't know. He's the one that called into this show. Big T, do you still stand by your take that public school should not exist at all? I think you guys took
Starting point is 00:50:56 the verbatim thing that I said and blew it out of proportion. We just repeated what you said. Yeah, but surely you understand that in saying that, I meant education should exist in a very different format than it does now. I think... No. You were saying it should all
Starting point is 00:51:12 be homeschool or private school. No, no, you said that. No, you said that. What else would there be? Okay, yeah, I said that before you said private school. Yeah, private... Hold on. Clear the air. What the fuck are you talking about? What do you mean? what that make make your statement what does education goals what does it look like if there's no
Starting point is 00:51:32 public schools i don't know i haven't designed an entirely new that's a bad system okay i think the system we have now is bad it sounds like everyone thinks that well there's definitely room for improvement big t did you go to public school yeah you're a fucking product of public school okay so it must not be that bad right i don't know what i went to public school like I feel like most people went to public school and the world isn't currently burning down everywhere. I would strongly disagree with that. You live in the-
Starting point is 00:52:05 How, bro. You live in the richest city of the richest country in the history of the world. By almost every metric, we're doing way better than we have at any point in time of history. By almost every metric. That's true. I don't know that that necessarily...
Starting point is 00:52:20 I mean, that's always going to be the case. Tomorrow, tomorrow it will be better than it will. like technology advances that creates, you know, better ways to do things. That will always be the case. How is this helping? That doesn't mean that like the economy as we sit here now is, is doing great.
Starting point is 00:52:38 That doesn't mean that like there's wars going on all over the world. There has been wars going on since man has started colonizing. Yeah. The political climate in this country is as polarized as it's been in a century or more. And do you think that's because of public school or do you think that's because of Donald Trump. Okay, that was, that's a very dumb thing to say. That is not a dumb thing to say.
Starting point is 00:53:02 One person? He played a major part in polarizing the country, but I think it's a bigger, I think it's a small piece of the pie, but it's definitely a factor, but I think the bigger factor is the internet and that everybody has access to whatever information they, they want. One, two, social media has played a huge role in it, and it too. So this is just a byproduct of an overload of information coming. in a very fast way, and we don't really know how to mitigate it. And the only remedy is to educate people about social media, about policies, about politics.
Starting point is 00:53:35 And the only way to do that on a grand scale. Well, public schools don't do those things. No shit. Because every time you try to teach people about the past, there's Republican legislation. No, no, no, no, no. You said social media. Big tea. But then big tea.
Starting point is 00:53:50 But then if you have a private school and then you have a private school and then make that curriculum, then they can make up any paths they want and teach them for those kids. You have a public school with the general curriculum. They agree on what that curriculum could be. And there's there's curriculum all over the country right now that a lot of people in this country don't agree with. So where do you, so you can either like what? Like what? Like what? All sorts of things. Like what? If there's all sorts of them, give me one. You're just wanting me to say critical race theory so that you can like, oh, I'm not. I'm saying you make claims. I'm saying stand on your claim.
Starting point is 00:54:27 There are books being pushed by administrators that are terrible for children. There's all like, what? Name one. Jack, not Jackie, that was recommended for kindergartners about a transitioning child. Are you saying that is in a curriculum? There
Starting point is 00:54:43 was a librarian from a school that was telling kindergartners to read that book. Okay, sure. Okay, sure. I guess I guess you can play that semantic game. It's amazing. It's not semantic. It is. No, because curriculum is what they have to teach to the kids having a book in the library that a kid sees and reads this is what okay if the argument then is if the argument then is if you can
Starting point is 00:55:06 uh decide where your child goes to school and what curriculum they learn is bad like that that's your choice to make for your child i don't know what that means he said he said a private school can make up whatever they want teach whatever you want so then you decide if if you want your child to go to school there. But there are certain things that children should be able to know what they're even teaching. Like if every school makes up their entire curriculum, that's going to be a major disservice to kids that grow up in that school and then have to enter the real world. Like what?
Starting point is 00:55:40 If they teach. So, for example, if they teach that the earth is flat. Okay. And do you think that's going to happen? Yes, there would absolutely be a school that did that. Okay. And do you think that would that there are a lot of people who would be like, I want my child to go to school there certainly would be.
Starting point is 00:55:54 here's a more take that is more probable right there are people on your side of the aisle that think that the civil war was about nothing more than states rights that has nothing to do with slavery that is the real thing that is argued amongst that group of people it is patently false demonstrably false right and if and if you have a curriculum of of of teachers and and school boards that believe that, you're teaching misinformation, right? That is what people are trying to remedy. Like that's one instance, right?
Starting point is 00:56:36 And so, but there's plenty of those instances, but this is why regulatory things in school is so important and why public education is so important. Aside from that, you still have not given a, in my view, a substantive
Starting point is 00:56:53 remedy for it, right? So what I mean by that is you said public schools shouldn't exist. You haven't really identified what that actually means, but you've given no kind of counterpoint to what should happen. You're just saying it's fucked up
Starting point is 00:57:05 and it is what it is. I will, if you would like, give me an adequate amount of time and I will do a lot of research and see if we can't devise a system that would work to your to what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:57:21 I'm down for that because I don't think we're going to get anywhere further in this conversation. I think that Big T should invent his desired school system. Big T education reform. I want to see that. Well, I think it's going to have. I will give you as much time as you need and we'll have a legitimate conversation about the pros and cons of whatever you choose to replace public schools. And we'll figure out exactly whether or not it can work.
Starting point is 00:57:44 Alex, are you at school right now with kids in the back? So I'm actually, can you guys hear me? Yep. yeah so I'm actually working at a summer camp right now for the school that I work for oh yeah cool well Alex thank you we we appreciate your service my brother we love teachers thank you thank you I appreciate you guys appreciate you calling for the first ever we appreciate you guys you're the first ever beef I did be here yeah your prime beef I got the beef what can I say yeah all right I think last point of the public school things I think we're going to realize
Starting point is 00:58:16 big T when you find your thing that what we the system we have now is the best worst system. Yeah, I hope that Big T comes out with something and I'm like, damn, Big T's right. Maybe you guys are just like okay with inner cities
Starting point is 00:58:28 having terrible education and people not having the choice of the schools they go to. Yeah, I think that kids, I think inner city kids should not be smart. You guys are anti-choice.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Straw man. Straw man after straw man. I want to get some someone with ad hominem problems. I don't, I want to see shit Joe. Billy just wants somebody calling to roast them.
Starting point is 00:58:50 He was the actual beef. Oh, it's like, hey, Alex, we don't want to hold you up, my brother. We appreciate you, man. All right. So, yeah, I wanted to come on to talk to Big T, I guess. Okay. You and everybody else, pal. So, Big T, as a proclaimed conservative, I noticed you back here.
Starting point is 00:59:14 What are we doing here, Big T? Y'all have said that. Anyway, continue. Continue. you backed up pretty quick on your health care belief when you had to go to the dentist I was wondering why that was
Starting point is 00:59:26 yeah because it was bullshit because it happened to him is the answer you know that dental insurance is like the cheapest insurance right it's like $10 a month yeah I have it you seemed pretty upset about it
Starting point is 00:59:44 so you don't really stick to your beliefs man I mean Not really. It was like a joke on a podcast. Well, I'm not joking around. Big T's actually like getting mad. Big T, it's the whole point is that like you were, you know,
Starting point is 01:00:02 you said that American health care is the best in the world by far. And then you get to experience it. You're like, oh, this sucks. I mean, yeah. And I texted you guys joking like, hey, man, I had to pay for this. That was stupid. Yeah. It's like when I got a raise and I'm like, I'm a conservative now.
Starting point is 01:00:16 That sort of thing. Well, anyone who pays taxes should be. Yeah. Okay. So how do you, where do we stand right now, Big T, in terms of your belief in American health care? The health care is what it is. My beef was with the 30 second consultation that I was charged for. It was not with the care I received. Okay. The care was good. The cost was bad. The not even no. Again, there's a whole episode on this. It was the cost of the 10 second consultation that I'd already had. with another dentist that this guy then did again for 10 seconds said, yep, that tooth needs to come out and that was $100. Okay, so Big T hates dentists.
Starting point is 01:00:58 I agree with you on that one. Dentists, I think, are sickos. I do hate most dentists that I've ever come across. Imagine being a dentist. Your life is just staring into people's mouths. That's disgusting. That and podiatrists. Dentists, if you're a dentist who lives in Cleveland,
Starting point is 01:01:13 you're definitely going to be a serial killer. Yeah. Dentists, I have no empirical evidence to back this up. I would guess a dentist are serial killers at a higher rate than most other professions Or at least murderers I think they have the highest rate of suicide actually Good
Starting point is 01:01:27 Dentists I used to date a dentist It's kind of dark You know like crazy All these big game hunters in Africa Like a lot of them are dentists Yeah you're right Cecil the line
Starting point is 01:01:39 Cecil the lion got killed by the dentist And then that guy who killed his wife Who he was a big game hunter with Was also a dentist Yeah I think we might be an anti-dentist podcast now. Like, I guess dentists, they are involved in so much. You know what?
Starting point is 01:01:55 It must be the, I actually have a friend. My dad has a friend who's a dentist and he recreationally uses the laughing gas. Oh, yeah, I would do that too. I think maybe that's, you know, I would too, Bill. I used to date of Dennis, and there's a couple times we went in her office and had some fun. There's like sharp objects in there. Wasn't fucking by the. I mean, most of the dentist office are huge.
Starting point is 01:02:19 We were implying that you were using the laughing gas, not like sex in the dentist's office. I mean, there, wait, no, I was definitely, no, he was saying he had sex and a dentist office. I did both, Billy. Did both. I mean, there's sharp objects in your kitchen, but it's still fun to fuck on a countertop.
Starting point is 01:02:35 Yeah, there was no scalpel bias. All right, thank you for the call, Taylor. Do you have any other beef with anybody else? Oh, yeah, just a quick one. I got beef with you and Aryan. All right. Let's go. Dude.
Starting point is 01:02:49 Just, uh, I feel like you guys don't let Billy say some of his opinions. They're really in the opinion. Like the one about the Yeti the other day. I wanted to hear more of that. Okay, that's a fair point.
Starting point is 01:02:59 With Billy, he's like, I mean this in the nicest way possible. Billy's like a dog. And I, I keep him on a leash sometimes, but it's for his own good. Like,
Starting point is 01:03:07 you can't let your dog as much as you love him, can't let him go running through the neighborhood because some of the neighbors are going to hate him. He's going to shit on somebody's lawn occasionally. He's going to bite a chop. and then they're going to come back to me and then I'm going to have to deal with the consequences of it. So, yeah, sometimes I keep Billy, I muzzle him from time to time,
Starting point is 01:03:25 but that's, I think Billy understands as a dog owner that you have to do that. Yeah, that's true. And Billy understands it. It's out of love. And I like to let Billy's brain run free. But also if we're doing a show on Mount Everest, I can deal with like, I don't know, 15 minutes of Yeti talk, but maybe let's not make it an hour and a half.
Starting point is 01:03:43 Yeah, exactly. Yeties aren't real. That was it. You guys are supposed to have a show about cryptids, man. That's a fair point. Yeah. I'm the only one bringing the cryptid heat. Thanks for the support, Robert.
Starting point is 01:03:54 But the show wasn't about cryptids. No, no, I know. It says coverups, conspiracies, and cryptids. We may need to rebrand. We're not rebranding. Well, just so you can't keep saying that. Yeah, you need some more conspiracies. Yeah, we got to get in some deep ones.
Starting point is 01:04:09 Thanks, Robert. Appreciate having you on. His name's Robert. Sorry. Tim's Taylor. Thank you, Taylor. It's Taylor. It's his username is Robert.
Starting point is 01:04:17 and everyone's been talking about this Robert guy. That's all good. All right, Taylor. Appreciate your brother. All right, see you, Tyler. Let him go. They're really coming after Big T today. Big T, right off the bat, you're just being hostile to him.
Starting point is 01:04:30 You're a hostile witness. I mean, don't say let's have people call in and talk shit to people and they'll be like, oh, you're being hostile. We still like them. Also, that was something from like six months ago. That's true. That was very, but why not the first time they're women? It's dry aged beef. But also why not take it as like, okay, here's somebody who has an issue with my world view.
Starting point is 01:04:54 Let me sharpen my blade. And let's talk about the actual issue. Well, that's what we did. No, no, no. Straight up. Let me talk. Well, fuck off, buddy. Well, because the first time we did that, that guy didn't have a legit, that wasn't a real thing.
Starting point is 01:05:06 Like, it was a joke. Like, that wasn't something that I didn't actually go to the dance. So it's like, you know what? I think I'm a, I'm a socialist now. No, he actually, no, he actually did have a. But you didn't focus on that part because his real beef was you think American health care is the number one in the world. And it's demonstrably not. I don't think he ever said that.
Starting point is 01:05:26 That it was in his original claim. I think he said has Big T backed off his health care claim now that he knows now that his. Because he said you said America's is the number one in the world. Can we do suit McGee? In terms of care, it absolutely is. It is not. Suit McGee looks pretty angry. I got you.
Starting point is 01:05:45 Soop McGee Welcome to what is up Beef can you hear us okay Yeah I can hear you I don't know if it's okay I could hear you Okay soup so do you want us to call you soup Or is there a different name
Starting point is 01:05:58 Yeah soup's fine All right so what's your beef I mean This whole movement with You and Herian trying to bring back Mids I just What the hell is this about What the hell is good with Mids
Starting point is 01:06:14 I like feeling high I like feeling high I don't like having my entire evening taken over by not knowing like not being able to to talk with people or act normally or engage in any recreational activity I like
Starting point is 01:06:31 I like smoking pot and having it be like an enhancer of whatever I'm doing at the time not like oh what are you doing tonight I'm going to get really high and then sit on my couch and then just kind of just be high I like being high and doing other things So mine is similar to that, very similar to that
Starting point is 01:06:48 Because like, and also I think it's a generational thing too So like when I was growing up, right Mids was like an upgrade from what our parents was smoking Which was Reggie right Reggie was considered like brickweed And so we used to smoke Mids But like there was ciphers You could sit around and pass around like three or four blunts
Starting point is 01:07:06 And you could still go on about your days You'd be really lit. Nowadays you can't do that with this weed Like you take like three or four hits And you're just zoos. it. You stuck. You cannot move. And it's just, I would rather be able to go on about my regularly scheduled day than to function. Dedicate my, yeah, yeah, dedicate my whole day to not really understanding what's on this cartoon or is there a deeper meaning behind it. It's like, it's also, I think a little bit
Starting point is 01:07:37 of, like Aaron was saying how our parents smoked Reggie, the THC levels. We were told even when we were growing up, people were like, watch out for pot today because pot today is not like the pot that your parents smoked in the 60s and 70s. It was like a concept thing that was hammered into us being like, it's gotten so much stronger, which it had. And they can measure the THC levels. So it was pretty strong weed compared to what they grew up smoking. But the weed now is like that compared to the weed that we grew up smoking, meaning it's like a hundred times more potent than our parents as opposed to just 10 times more potent. Are you guys willing to admit that weed might be harmful at these
Starting point is 01:08:13 new high levels? Yes. Yeah, it could be. Anxiety levels are way up. Yeah, it's like, this is my cure for that. I feel like I think no ladies since. Yeah, I mean, I mean, and it's all individually based. Yeah, it's true.
Starting point is 01:08:29 Chemical, so the chemical reaction with different bodies, but it usually is it used to mellow you out. It used to me out. but more and more people are experiencing the psychosis part where you have anxiety and paranoia and panic attacks in a way higher rate.
Starting point is 01:08:49 That's what the literature I've read. But I think it's because of the like PFT said, the higher dosage and the more potency of the THC nowadays. And granted, I could just be a lightweight, but that's just what I see. Yeah, there's also, there's a tolerance. I'm not even saying like, yo, ban the shit, right? I'm saying, I can't even find Mids anymore, can you?
Starting point is 01:09:12 Like, not even like a thing. I found some and, and I've just been holding on to this one thing that I found for a while. And it's just my go-to. But it's not, I'm not saying that if you enjoy, if you're able to function and whatever the case may be, you might enjoy high levels of THC, I personally don't. And so I'm just saying it's getting harder to find it. And so there needs to be a strain out there that's easy for me to find on a regular basis. So I don't have to just, you know, either resort to smoking like the shittiest of the shitty weed or the strong.
Starting point is 01:09:46 Yeah, I don't have the strongest take on this. It's more so my unique beef. Basically, though, I said any beef with anything Avery or Big Tea basically says. Any interjection Avery brings is like, whatever. Avery, you got beefed, Avery. Name something, please. I mean, it's just any kind of interjections like, oh, blah, blah, blah. I mean, there's just so many to go on
Starting point is 01:10:10 that can't really, nothing sticks, you know what I mean? He hates the Rangers. Yeah. That's what it sounds like to me. Sue McGee, you could take my job. You could probably do a job. I couldn't, I couldn't screenshot my screen right now, but there you go.
Starting point is 01:10:24 It's too high. No, but I never seen someone have a lower banning average. Oh, wow. Lower batting average. Got it. Yikes. That's fine. I mean, tobacco soup, you've had some pretty bad taste. I'm fine with that.
Starting point is 01:10:37 All I do One that was like There was like one I'm trying to think it was Specific one It's just like Just pause Like what the hell
Starting point is 01:10:44 It's like let's move on The Space Wars one was kind of I mean I'll just I'll just press for now Yeah We need All right
Starting point is 01:10:53 Everyone took the Space Wars Out of context I just like Star Wars I just like Star Wars I think it's funny Everyone takes things so seriously Yeah Okay
Starting point is 01:11:04 I can be talked into Space Wars Can you? Yeah, I mean, it sounds cool. If we invent lightsabers, then yes. Fire lasers at people in outer space, yeah. Yeah, sure. It sounds pretty fucking cool.
Starting point is 01:11:16 I don't know if I want to get beefed that now. Well, it's fine. I don't care if people talk about like my batting average. I just press record. I upload the YouTube. That's my job. Don't worry. I want some of beef with me because I'll actually get into the beef.
Starting point is 01:11:30 You know what? You know what? Fuck all you. None of you would have this fucking podcast if I didn't put it out. I'll hold this shit as long as I want. Thank you, soup, McGee. Yeah, thanks, you guys. Appreciate it.
Starting point is 01:11:44 All right. Thank you, brother. Take care. Oh, my God. You're not expecting Avery to be getting. I like that. I run this shit. Don't like that.
Starting point is 01:11:54 Don't mind. The thing is that run this shit. That's some beefs right there. I don't think a lot of people are good at beefing. All right, do we have one more we can do? We need someone to come at me because I'll actually beef with them. Billy, there's a lot of people. that one guy that wants to come at me and you.
Starting point is 01:12:08 Okay, yeah, brain on. He's saying, y'all don't know how to beef. That's what he's saying. It's fine. No, no, not you got, like, these guys, like, well, you know, these mids. Yeah. People need to understand. We can say, whatever the fuck we want.
Starting point is 01:12:23 It's our podcast. By the way, I start a war with Mars. I don't care. By the way, I'm actually, the athletic trainers used to love me, the athletic trainer community, because I used to always refer to them as athletic trainers, which is, like, what they want to be like there's a whole naming war on that profession um and i always talk about athletic training but the whole concussion thing has them like in they hate me now but like i want to i they don't hope someone come at me about that because you said they're over diagnosed no it's
Starting point is 01:12:56 there's one person that billy remembers from high school that he hates and so that that's probably what led him to that yes it's a girl who is supposed to do my project because you're in the same group There we go. There we go. The post should do my project. Well, yeah, it was one of those things where I didn't want to actually have to do the project. And she was smart. But then she got just like bumped her head one day and had a concussion and was like,
Starting point is 01:13:19 Billy had to do work. And then it became a societal problem of overdiagnosing concussions because Billy had to do an assignment. No, but like every time you get hit in the head doesn't mean you have concussion. That's what like people get concussions. And it's definitely we need to start taking. taking care of them more, but not every goddamn hit the head to concussion. Off and I shit up, people. I'm going to turn in a Valorant tournament this weekend.
Starting point is 01:13:46 Ooh, nice. Yeah, I'm hyped on Saturday. Hell yeah. Is this Big T. Love Meetspin? Can you hear me? Yeah. What's going on? Who is this?
Starting point is 01:13:57 What's the beef? We have Big T loves meat spin. That's his username. Is that? What do you do for a living Big T. Love's Meat Spin that you can send this Discord for two hours on a Wednesday? afternoon well luckily i work from home hey talk that shit talk that shit baby what hey arian i just want to rehash this i don't know if you remember this but back on
Starting point is 01:14:18 twitter a few years ago i reached out to you about that uh phil mickleson diet where you don't eat and you just drink water and coffee for a few days that shit works man that shit really works for pain and everything yeah yeah oh it helps with arthritis and shit too yeah for sure for sure no I appreciate the advice on that. Anyway, I guess, I mean, I have a list of beef. I have a litany of them trying to think of what's the best one to go with. So, Mad Dog, I actually had beef with you. Hey, what's up?
Starting point is 01:14:52 If that's okay? I mean, it's okay, now. So when you first went on the pod, first came on the pod, you said that Christians were, or Mormons were like a cult. Yeah. And I am not Mormon. I'm agnostic, leaning atheist, and I was raised by two divorced parents, one at a Unitarian church and one at a Catholic church. So I think that's why I ran away from religion.
Starting point is 01:15:20 But in my opinion, Catholicism is just an older form of whatever the Mormons are doing. And if you look at the Crusades and everything they did back in the day, the body count is way higher than Mormons. okay so are you saying that it's not a cult wait are you saying that Mormonism isn't a cult or Catholics are also a cult I'm just saying um that I think maybe every religion is like kind of like a cult of personality like you guys were talking about on your on your uh cult pod which I really like um and and I guess that's that's my biggest problem um I have an issue with the way Billy says Jack McLeouse too I guess I got beat with that. So can I not defend my...
Starting point is 01:16:07 Yes, yeah, go ahead. Okay, so, okay, I get what you're saying about Catholics also being a cult. I grew up Catholic. I don't really partake in a lot of Catholic practices anymore because I kind of saw the, not the light, but I kind of saw like, you know, I don't really dig with a lot of things these people do. So I backed away from it and, you know, have my own feelings and beliefs and, you know, on spirituality now.
Starting point is 01:16:34 So I'm not saying that Catholics aren't a cult. Do I think that Catholicism is as much of a cult vibe as Mormons? No. I also think, and people have DM me about this before, I think Mormons, like on a, if I just met a Mormon on the street, I don't think they're a part of the cult. I think the fundamentalist Mormons definitely have some cult tendencies. I also think that Mormons, Mormons, you have to dedicate a lot more of your life to the church more than the Catholic faith you do. Like Catholics, you can, you know, show up on Christmas and Easter and consider yourself Catholic. Like Mormons, you have to do, what is the deities, where you donate parts of your salary.
Starting point is 01:17:12 You have to. It's more active engagement. More active engagement. I think there's a lot more of a negative connotation towards the LGBT community. I think there's a lot more. Than the Catholic Church? Yeah, which is saying something. I think the Catholic Church has a deep history of it.
Starting point is 01:17:30 I mean, I'm not, whoa, let's not say that the Catholic Church is like so pro-gay. I'm not saying that. But one of the bigger reasons I, you know, backed away for a little bit. It's like saying Dwight Howard is like more of a defensive center than Bill Russell. Oh, yeah, totally. Like, the Catholic Church is, they're the goats of being anti-gay. Of bigotry, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm a thousand percent.
Starting point is 01:17:58 I think that. He downplay Dwight Howard's defense, though, you know. He loves snakes, too. Yeah, I just think that the Mormons, I think that the Mormons just, I also think that a lot of what they, again, I'm not trying to compare Catholics and Mormons because they do come from a similar, I mean, not similar, but like, you know, kind of a familiar place. But a lot of what Mormons believe has been disproven, like, without a shadow of doubt, like how Joseph Smith and all of that and him finding the book of Mormon and all of that has been disproven and has been. shown is false and Mormons still, you know, take it as their Bible. And again, I do not, I'm not saying that Catholics are perfect. I want to make that crystal clear. I do not think the Catholic Church is perfect. And I think a lot of things. And I don't think you think that.
Starting point is 01:18:44 No, but a lot of people come at, like a lot of people DM me about this and they're like, well, I don't like what you say with the Mormon church. Look, I'm not saying the Catholics are this a perfect religion, but I am saying that like fundamentalist Mormons and Mormons that really, take their faith to an extreme, I think can have dangerous connotations, especially like in the modern world when there are, you know, gay people and people of different sections of beliefs that, you know, interact with them. And they just, I think they've like kind of freeze up. Like if you've seen, I don't know if you've seen like the black menaces on TikTok, but they're at BYU and doing like man on the street type content. And like these people, these people just don't interact with people that don't agree with. them a lot of times. Like they don't interact with gay people or people of color or anything like that. A little bit scared of outsiders. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:34 Yeah. It seems to be much more of a bubble than Catholicism has. So that's my beef with the performance. So while I agree with you, I can actually tie this to, you know, the People's Champion interview you guys did with Robert a few minutes ago where he was talking about the schools. Because so if we just connect this to PFT and this is what concerns me about Christianity as somebody who was raised with it is you look into like
Starting point is 01:20:00 papal states and different things that's what PFT wants in our school system, correct? Big T. Big T wants that, not PFT. No, Big T, I said Big T, right? I don't feel comfortable saying Big T wants that one. I don't even know what that is. Well, people states.
Starting point is 01:20:16 Well, yeah, so Big Tee wants like every... Tutalism. Every part of America to have like different things that they teach their kids. So it's like in Utah Every kid would grow up Learning back to Mormon
Starting point is 01:20:32 That would be their education It would be Mormon centric In parts of Boston It would be the Catholic Church Runs all the schools You know In Texas it would be like Okay here's
Starting point is 01:20:43 We're going to teach you how to eat a proper steak Rope and ride That sort of thing In Louisiana Cajians Here's a beer Here's a beer working out for yourself I mean I think a lot of that
Starting point is 01:20:55 already happens culturally. Yeah, culturally, but not, but there's, but there's standards. Yeah, uniformity and the standards of nationwide education. I think it's a good thing. Like, for instance, like, we already have in the South right now in some school districts outside, you know, I live in Charleston, South Carolina, but I grew up in Connecticut, so I have a unique perspective, I think, much like you do Big Tea. And what I would say is, like, you look at these smaller areas. Like, I have friends that went to the Citadel here in Charleston, and they say, war of northern aggression. Like, the Citadel is supposed to be a good school.
Starting point is 01:21:29 What the fuck? That's insane. The war of northern aggression. So slavery wasn't something that everybody should have wanted to stop. Obviously, half the country didn't want to stop it, and that's why we went to war over it, secession, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But it's just kind of, I don't know, something that I don't think, a road that we don't want to go down.
Starting point is 01:21:52 Well, the good news is Big T is going to come up with the comprehensive plan for education. education reform, and he's going to pitch it to us, and we're going to figure out if it works or not. So I'm open to hearing his suggestion. So I'm going to withhold judgment on it until whatever point it is at Big T feels comfortable releasing that. I will continue to judge it. So you've made up your decision before you've heard any new information? No, I think that you haven't thought through your worldview enough yet, but I'm skeptical about your libertarian views such, so you would have to present to me that you have a thorough understanding before I think that it would be rational.
Starting point is 01:22:29 Well, but you just said you're not even open to hearing any explanation? No, I said I'm judging it until then. Okay. Big tea meat, spin. You have any more beef? Um, well, I'm trying to think. I mean, I honestly, the craziest thing is I do have beef with the way you pronounce some words, but I actually get enjoyment out of it, so I don't want it to stop. It's like a kink. Same.
Starting point is 01:22:54 Yeah. Yeah. It's like a special kink. Yeah, you're jerking off to it. The clouds. The clouds. It gets lonely out here sometimes. Thanks.
Starting point is 01:23:05 Big T loves me to spin. All right. Thank you. So, yeah. Thanks, then. All right. You guys have a nice day.
Starting point is 01:23:10 You too. You too. Do we want to do one more? Body J. This guy's coming in hot. Yeah. Big T really just wants to get, or I mean, sorry,
Starting point is 01:23:17 Billy just wants to get roasted. Get the fuck out. Yeah. All right. How are we doing there? Did you add them? I do want someone to come on and just be like, fuck you.
Starting point is 01:23:30 I doubt that's going to happen. They listen to the practice. They might have a general like, I don't really fuck with that take or whatever. Nobody's going to be like, oh, fuck you, bro. I can't stand you. Like nobody really going to do that. I think there are a lot of people who do that.
Starting point is 01:23:45 Maybe not that would come into here, but they do it on the internet. Yeah, I just want to, nah, they don't really do that. Which is what Notoriously cool people do I would say 99% of them Just clowning Trolling
Starting point is 01:23:59 Yeah no I mean I think For some reason I imagine Just having more of like an Xbox lobby type Oh wow breaking news Amon Shumpert He got arrested for felony weed possession Felony weed possession
Starting point is 01:24:12 That's hard At Dallas airport Yo body J He got arrest for having 6.1 2 ounces Yo body J What's your beef? another former Cleveland athlete. Yo, Body Jay, what's your beef?
Starting point is 01:24:27 Can y'all hear me? I can hear you, Body, Jay. Yep, yeah. All right, what's that? What's your beef? My beef, bro, is that you don't know how to pronounce Tyler Childers, bro. And I want to challenge you doing an MMA fight.
Starting point is 01:24:42 Can you even fight, bro? Can you even fight? I don't think that you could grapple for 30 seconds, bro. I can grapple. I'll grapple you, I'll grapple you a friend. I don't think you can grapple. I can grapple.
Starting point is 01:24:54 I don't think you can grapple the shit out of you. I will grapple you. How much you weigh, bro? 2.40? I'll cut a little weight. Dude, I'll grapple the shit out of you. I'll put you in so many pretzels. You'll be smelling your own asshole. You're not even, you're not even. No, next time, bro, that's how, like, that's what you do.
Starting point is 01:25:12 You're going to get into a half Nelson, full Nelson 360 summer salt over your asshole. I'm going to grapple. shit out you, bro. Okay, so I'm putting my money on, what's his name, Body J? Yeah. Put my money on Body J because I know a lot of wrestlers, and they kind of talk like Body J talk, which is like calm, and then Billy, the way that Billy's talking is the perfect example of somebody who would get their ass kicked by wrestling.
Starting point is 01:25:37 I will grapple the shit out of Body J. Body J, what is your grappling background, brother? D3 wrestlers, so nothing crazy, but, like, decent. Yeah, not. I'm from Ohio. Yeah. What's your grapple of background, Billy? Here and there, grappling.
Starting point is 01:25:56 His cousin Dale. I'm taking, I'm taking, I'm taking body, buddy, Jay. Yeah, Body, Jay, if you, if you wrestle for two or more years collegiately and everything that goes into that, he would kick your ass. I know that. I'm just trying to make you entertain. I thought we were trying to beef with people, not just, like, be rational. So Billy's beef strategy was just, like, scream at somebody that. joined the show that wanted to jack him up.
Starting point is 01:26:24 I think Body J wins the verbal grapple as well. Can I say one more thing before I get off here? Sure. No, no, you can stay on if you got more beef. Shout out KB, no swag for his scholarship take, for real. I know a lot of people probably disagree with me, but I'm behind that shit for sure. What is his scholarship take? What was his take?
Starting point is 01:26:44 Who's the KV? He works here. Oh. You'd hit him. Love the show, y'all. Thank you. Thank you. Fuck Billy. Hey, fuck you, buddy, Jay.
Starting point is 01:26:54 I'm grabbing the shit out of you. Do it, can we just imagine what KB's scholarship take was? It was. Assuming it has something to do with wrestling. Yeah, it was, oh shit. He talks about it on the case race. It was, fuck. Should I go get him?
Starting point is 01:27:06 How about if you beat a wrestler? You get his scholarship from. Is that it? Whatever it is. I like that. I'm going to text KB real quick. Talks amongst yourselves. I got way too hyped up for that.
Starting point is 01:27:16 Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. I thought we'd get a pro off. Billy, these people do enjoy our content. I know. I don't know. They enjoyed so much that they're willing to talk to us
Starting point is 01:27:25 on a Wednesday. KB said third string players don't deserve a scholarship. They failed in life at their best thing. They don't deserve a full ride. This is talking about Billy? No, third string, not D3.
Starting point is 01:27:36 Third string wrestlers. The quote is, third string players don't deserve a scholarship. They failed in life at their best thing. They don't deserve a full ride. Well, who gets them? First string. Should take.
Starting point is 01:27:48 And second, obviously. Okay, so I think, so from some other tweets, I think he's saying, like, football gets 85 scholarships, wrestling gets 10 or whatever. So if you're like a shitty football player who's on a scholarship. Right. Is he a capitalist? I don't know. I have no idea. Katie's the type where.
Starting point is 01:28:10 He's an elf. Yeah. Are you about to be, you about to be pro, pro markets? I think he's a hobbit. What pays the bills? I'm not, I'm not, not pro markets in this current economy. But if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're going to say 85 people get a scholarship, but it's, but your, but your school also doesn't bring in the ticket sales, the wrestling school doesn't bring in the ticket sales nowhere close to the football team, then what is, you're an actual complaint? Yeah, I mean, stuff has to be paid for.
Starting point is 01:28:49 Can I ask you something? Because if that's the argument, then like, what about Title IX? I've already had a hot take about women's basketball in general. But I'm for free college. But if we're talking about the system that we're operating in, under what context are you asking Title IX? Well, like, so there are a lot of schools who have had to get rid of men's programs that are like national championship caliber programs because there has to be an even number of scholarships for men and women. So to add a women's sport, they have to take away a men's sport that may be doing
Starting point is 01:29:27 really well. Yeah. That's the byproduct of our society. And all of these are, all of these are non-revenue, like none of these sports are making money. So it's just swap on one for the other. Yeah, I don't, I don't necessarily agree with every aspect of it. But also, that's under the context of the current system, I think school should be free. My take on Title IX is that we're better off with Title IX than we were before, but there's a lot of challenges that come with Title IX that are not fair. And that's one of the things that happens. And it's unfortunate where there have been a number of really, really good rugby schools,
Starting point is 01:30:05 for example, that have had to really way cut back. I think Cal had to no longer offer varsity rugby, and they're like a dominant program. That may have been one. I feel like we watch. something on it. And there was, Cal was one of the schools. I think that may have been the program. Yeah. Overall, we're in a better place with Title IX because there's more opportunities for women to compete in college athletics, which is good. I think it's great to have, like, it's a lot of opportunities for women getting to play sports throughout
Starting point is 01:30:32 their collegiate careers is a great thing for them. And it's a great thing for their families and overall positive. But the bad part that goes along with that sometimes is other non-revenue sports have to be taken away from men. And that's not good either. But I think overall we're in a better place than we were before it passed. I'm a huge fan of Title IX because female athletes won't be going to parties on nights. You might have a game the next day because they have games the next day too. So they'll be down to not party and chill. That's a great take.
Starting point is 01:31:02 I love it. That's perfect. With a great summation of the benefits behind Title IX by Billy. That's the best Title IX pro statement. I am so pro female athletics. It gives girls a reason to stay in and hang out. with Billy. Whatever, whatever gets us there.
Starting point is 01:31:22 Okay, I think that's a good start of what's the beef. I'm sure that it'll even get better from here. So this is our first time trying it. Thank you. We're going to refine it and tame Billy a little bit more. Yeah, we'll give one person per week a chance to call in and say what you would beat Billy in. Honestly, just, I want all the beef. I want to sound like an Xbox lobby.
Starting point is 01:31:41 Get in there. No, I don't want to sound like an Xbox lobby. Too many slurs. Without the slurs. Some guy just wrote P. T is the guy who messages your girl the day after you break up. That's messed up. No, that's not fair.
Starting point is 01:31:52 I message her while you're still together. And then she dumps you. So KB said proportionally football doesn't deserve many more scholarships than other sports. 85 for football, 11 for baseball is kind of ridiculous. Yeah, it's fair. It's fair to say it's ridiculous. That's not, that's not, I don't agree with that. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:32:11 If you working under this economy, it doesn't make sense. It's doggy dog. And I thought capitalists like that. shit. Also, maybe choose football instead of other sports. It's the biggest money generator, so it should have more, more massaging. Also, I think NIL is helping with that a lot. Like, I know big baseball schools where, yeah, you only have 11.7 scholarships, but they're
Starting point is 01:32:38 now able to tell players like, don't worry about it, you're not on scholarship, but we'll take care of that yeah that that is good it's a great thing okay well thank you guys very much for tuning in for calling in love you guys and we will see you next week next week special announcement big guest monday um billy and i won't be on that show we're going on grit week we're going to have uh somebody else from the office fill in in our place you'll have to stay and figure out who that's going to be but we will see you next week Hmm.

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