Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: The First Ever "What's The Beef?"
Episode Date: August 4, 2022On today's episode of Nanodosing, we introduce our first edition of "What's The Beef?" This is where you, the listeners, have a chance to hash it out live with the entire crew. Every Wednesday around ...1pm. Our discord link is on our twitter page. Make sure to also tune into Macrodosing, every Tuesday at 12am.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing
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There was another guy that had a bunch of people.
One of the girls got out.
Yeah.
That's him.
There was another person, though.
East Cleveland, a serial killer breeding ground.
Okay.
This Cleveland, yeah.
I'm from West Cleveland, so.
I mean, I think living in Cleveland might bring you.
It just breaks your brain.
The Browns.
I think it's specifically the Browns turn people into serial killers.
Yeah.
I'd be a Syria killer
forever for them
I would too
Of myself
How many people have you killed
Personally?
Madeline yes
Well you just drop
You just Madeline
I know you just
It's like when your dad
Your dad says your full name
When you're in trouble
Enough
Did you not specifically tell us
To call you that
I feel like I remember you saying
Do not call me Maddie
No I mean I go by Madeline
But you guys also have a nickname
You have a nickname for me
That I go by about 90% of the time
On this podcast
That's true
I think Hank
When we were talking about
Macrodosing last week
I think Hank referred to as like mads.
Yeah, I like that.
I'll go about mads.
Mads.
What's up, Arian?
Are you muted?
Always on mute.
Now, I'd be shut my whole computer off and it's just the interface off.
But I thought you wasn't going to be here.
What happened?
I lied.
I lied to you.
Just keep you on your toes.
No, I was supposed to leave.
I was supposed to go down for a secret assignment.
Secret assignment got moved back.
So I'm here.
So you have to deal with me.
And you were all set to deal with Billy.
I tasked Arian with managing William
because Billy started to threaten in the group chat
that he's just going to take over the episode.
Kyle was already with that,
hey, we need to start it out.
There was like a George Bush quote.
Are you still doing that?
No, no.
It was, I didn't, at the time, I was not in,
I had known that PFT was going to be on the show
when I suggested that.
That was more of a general suggestion for the show.
It's a funny sound clip that I thought would give a good ambiance
to the outro.
Hey, I've got an idea.
I'm going to trust you guys to bleep most of these words out
so that nobody can tell what it is we're talking about.
Okay, hold on.
Okay.
Yeah, make a time step for this because start the bleeping now.
Okay.
Some big news about the show.
You can leave in the big news about the show part.
Arian, do you want to do you want to do the honors and tell?
young billy football we actually have uh george bush uh booked for next week you're
you're joking george w you know you fucking get it just to talk about his art though are you serious
no actually i'm totally fucking with you but um i i get i was like what i would slap him
i would throw a shoe at him no no you can't get him that way yeah no he'll
What is that in your hand?
Oh, this is the flashlight from the Stranger Things store.
We went to the Stranger Things store.
I took my kids, and this is a flashlight from the store.
It's badass.
It was pretty cool, actually.
I have ADD, so I have to have a fidget.
But I alluded it to you when I was drunk, allegedly Maddie told me.
Oh, my God, this is awesome.
So, yeah.
I'm going to turn it to a seven-year-old girl.
I'm going to cut everything.
I'm going to cut everything and start right there.
Billy's going to cry.
No, like keep some of this in, have them, like, guess what we're talking about.
But like, don't let him know what we're talking about.
But Billy's, are you crying?
Billy's eyes are watering.
Oh, he's crying.
I fell him.
I fell him.
Yeah.
I've been there.
I've been there.
So that's the game.
That's the news.
I love secrets.
I thought cried, dude.
Well, Billy is crying
I'm not crying
It's beautiful
For what
Broke boys
Emotion emotionally
We actually had a bet
If Billy cried
He was going to get fired
So sorry Billy
Oh
Fuck
Thank you
Welcome Billy
But welcome Billy
But welcome back to nanodosing
Good luck figuring out that mystery
What could make Billy cry
I didn't cry. I didn't cry. I did too much smelling salts before this.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. You got too much testosterone.
Just was huffing. It's all reactive.
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nanodosa we're going to get into our first what's the beef or where's the beef segment what's the
beef and urinals what's the beef segment and urinals yes before we get it into any of that i do have
one thing that's going on the news i want to talk about the Alex Jones trial the defamation trial
he's being sued by several sandy hook parents and he is getting his asshole
chewed up. So you're
probably following this much more closely than I am.
I saw you retweet something.
His lawyer sent
the other lawyer like all the contents
of his phone on accident?
By mistake, it was just an accident.
So they've had this trail going on for a while now.
And it hasn't been
going well for Alex
because he's a liar and because
he's done some really, really reprehensible shit
and he's getting called out on it.
and he was already losing.
He was already going to get probably cleaned out.
But they brought him up on the stand today to cross-examine him.
And after he's been lying for a long time,
his defense has been lying for a long time,
they revealed today that Alex Jones's lawyer
sent every file from Alex Jones's phone to them by mistake
instead of to his own lawyers.
So it's...
Oh, so it's him that did it?
Um, I don't know if, no, is Alex Jones's lawyers accidentally sent the entire content of his phone to the opposition, which as far, I'm not a lawyer. I want to preface it by saying that I feel like that's probably the worst mistake you could possibly make in this case.
You can get that kind of stuff in discovery unless it was by accident. You know, you know when you have like that moral conundrum where you have to be like a defense attorney for a terrible person and you know they did it. Uh, maybe.
There's a little bit of a, you know, Freudian slip with some of these mistakes.
Mm-hmm.
But the thing is, that's a huge file.
So I don't, like, it's not like you're sending a quick text message.
And it's like, that's a long, a lot of loading.
Yeah, is that not information they would have gotten anyway?
They didn't have it.
No, they definitely didn't have it anyway.
Because Alex had lied to them and said, I didn't send any emails.
I don't use email.
Somebody else sends emails.
I don't have an info.
Wars email address. So he was saying that you can look at the InfoWars email address,
but I don't use email. So you're not going to find anything. Then they found all of his
emails that he said that he didn't have. And he's like, oh yeah, I guess I guess that one must
have been like verbally transcribed by my, excuse me, by my secretary and said it. So there's a lot
of incriminating stuff proving that he's been lying throughout this entire trial. And then his
defense has been lying. Real quick, real quick, my girl who's a teacher, she wants to say what's up
real quick. What's up?
Hi. I don't know where the camera is.
How's he going?
Hi. I can't hear anything.
Big T thinks you're teaching critical race theory to this.
That's not. Big T. did not say that. I'm sure you're a fantastic teacher.
She can't hear you. I'm sure the children's lives are enriched for having you.
Just, but you shouldn't be paid. You should. And you again, you'll be a
profession should not exist. You'd be a wonderful homeschool teacher one day.
You're wonderful homeschool teacher
I have a good day at work, babe
All right
Sorry about that, go ahead, man
No, she seems lovely
But yeah, so Alex is in deep, deep shit
To paraphrase
Alex Jones himself
The opposition attorneys now have all the documents right here
I've been going through all the documents
Take a big look at these
We've got emergency transmission
Turns out Alex Jones full of shit
And then he's starting to pretend that he's got a cough now too
that's his other that's that's that's his big out he's like a child when you catch a child lying
sometimes and then they just like cry about something that they say hurts that doesn't actually
hurt just to like deflect against it that he's saying that he's got like a impacted molar
he's saying that he has a cough he forgets everything so Alex Jones is fucked probably for
the best for humanity again Alex should have just stuck with doing his old like reptilian
shit uh all the like crazy crazy things that don't really hurt anybody but then he's been like
people after the parents of dead children, which is just, it's terrible.
So did you see that?
All this shit is going on like right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you see two of the parents had to go into like protection program?
Yeah.
Can you imagine like losing a, what would that be like a five year old or a six year old child?
And then after that people for the next 10 years hunting you down saying that your kid didn't exist that like the school.
I'm giving you.
I'm giving every one of the motherfuckers my address and saying pull up.
And I'm going to jail.
Or straight to jail, I could not imagine, bro.
Yeah, so Alex Jones is, he's absolutely fucked and for a good reason.
Can he go?
But he just admitted, he just admitted that Sandy Hook was 100% real.
That's what in court.
Conspiracy there's Alex Jones conceded at trial that he now believes the Sandy Hook
Alamac massacre was 100% real.
Yeah, and he said that he stopped saying that it was a false flag in like 2017, something like that.
And then they found through these emails that that's not.
the case like he's like sandy hook happened in 2012 yeah like you still said that for five years yeah
he said for five years exactly when you knew better so um he's he's going to get in some deep shit
i'm really enjoying watching this he said when when the lawyer revealed that they had all of his
emails and all this text and everything the lawyer was like grilling him on this and
Alex goes well i guess this is your Perry Mason moment so he's like Alex is on the stand being
impressed by the skill of the opposition lawyer did you see that also in the text and emails
Some days in 2018
Info Wars was making $800,000 a day
I did see that
On what, like supplements?
Yeah, supplements are a big part of their business model
supplements that don't work
And then there's also, that was during the RNC
That he was making 800,000 a day
So at the RNC
This says 18
2018
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they have a convention then, don't they?
No, it's presidential years
I look at their
Sorry
I think he said it was
During the RNC
I mean, I'm sure he was also making that much then.
When they do live shows and like live activation, I'm talking about it like he's, I don't
like he's a touring band, but when they do live shows, he sells a lot of merch.
Oh, CPAC.
That's when it was.
Okay.
Well, like, yeah, you're right.
So it's not like the shit they can get in discovery.
They can't get things in discovery, but he was hiding shit from them.
And he sent all of his text messages for like years to the lawyers.
And he goes, 12 days ago, your attorney's messed up and sent me.
a digital copy of every text.
Do you know what perjury is?
He said, I understand.
Holy shit.
I have a feeling that the contents of Alex Jones' phone are going to lead to a lot more
rabbit holes that we're going to go down.
Yep.
Damn.
This is like some Hillary email shit, like, for real.
His merch is fire, though.
Are you ever been on his website?
Yeah.
I did on.
Okay.
For real, for real quick, before we move on from merch, some of the most fire merch I've ever
came across fam as recent water burger oh yeah water burger's merch is elite i'll put it up there
with any merch in america do like other than ours same we should do a macrodosing waterburger
collab an honest cat we got good merch water burgers merch is insect just look at it go to waterburger
i can go to their merch it's fucking though they got sandals they sweats is pot like it's crazy
what are what are your thoughts on the the food at water burger uh i think it's very
very good burger.
It's very solid.
Yeah.
I like it.
Their honey butter chicken biscuit is elite.
Mm.
A wheat breakfast food.
You know what we should do?
We should make macrodosing
Waterburger shirts using like the Waterburger
font and then the WU upside
down into the M.
That'd be sick.
They have great cups.
Or just we just have a line
of all fast food, but with our shit
on it.
The McDonald's all that shit.
Oh, these hats are kind of sick.
I'm selling you, bro.
Yeah, he was right.
In the, so I just have to admit this and get this out there.
In the Info Wars, liquidity, bankrupt sale, I bought a bunch of stuff.
The super male vitality stuff because it was all overpriced before, but I'd be willing to try a lot of its supplements now.
Just getting that out there.
They have not arrived yet.
But they took my money.
So I'm sorry.
I have, I bought some of their, the natural male enhancement formula.
Super male and vitality.
I bought some like probably 10 years ago and I did a review for it.
I'm trying to look it up right now.
And it didn't work.
That's a surprise.
I'm no more vital a mail as I was before I took it.
I think InfoWor supplement sales would be a good economic indicator.
Like when people are buying InfoWor supplements, the economy is doing well.
Oh, can we start?
But once those drop off, we're in trouble.
Can I start designing supplements?
Sure.
Because I have some really good ideas.
No.
I don't want to be a part of that shit
Okay
Just telling us
Billy's list of them
I'll get them
I'll get them
They'll get jacked
I don't want to be liable
for that bullshit
I honestly
The uh
The Joe Biden is a loser shirt
That's pretty cool
I think that's a bipartisan thing
Yeah
It should be
The
The president emoji shirt
History of U.S.
Presidents
They had
Okay so
Joe Biden is the clown
Donald Trump has the cool sunglasses
Obama has the shit emoji
and then before that
Wait, he he talked about how George Bush
Was an integral part of 9-11
And they just gave him a normal emoji
Like we're not
He's a grifter man
Yeah
He knows what he knows what the fan base
Go back Avery
Wait wait who do they put
What?
Oh that's actually
Back to the shirts
That that POTUS is a is a
is not bad.
Oh, T-U is crossed out, so it's his P-O-S and it's Joe Biden.
How much is that?
I don't think Joe Biden's a piece of shit.
$10, that's, I mean, that's a deal.
It's a deal.
He's kind of a piece of shit, but he's also like, I think he's just incompetent more than
really anything else.
Yeah, his prices are pretty good.
What 80-year-old human was to lead a country?
Like, what the fuck?
They're propped up.
Yeah, he's weird.
Don't play golf and, like, go to your grandkids soccer games.
Yeah, like, we're like, now 80, though.
The one I'm concerned about is there's a shirt that says,
come and take it.
So it's like the old Texas logo that had the cannon on it.
It symbolized a cannon that was trying to be stolen.
I forget by what army, but it's used all over Texas.
They have one that says, come and take it, but it's a syringe.
So it's like they're talking about the vaccine, but they're saying that, like,
you'll pry my vaccine from my hands, from my cold dead hand.
So it's kind of like sending the wrong message there.
Yeah.
They really flip themselves out on that one.
Christmas lights are a lot like Epstein.
They don't hang themselves on this shirt.
So true.
Spreading joy this holiday season.
Yeah.
Then they got Epstein with Christmas lights wrapped around his neck.
We still don't.
I mean, it's crazy that we still don't know what the hell is happening with that.
You have to join the waiting list for this one.
Yeah, it's a high commodity.
Everything's on the waiting list.
selling super male vitality by like six packs and I think those I was speaking of
a piece of shit people on the internet have you seen that Netflix documentary the most hated man
on the internet no we got to watch that one though I've heard it's good uh it's crazy I had never
heard of this shit it's the revenge porn guy right yeah so he started a website about the revenge
porn oh yeah um and it wasn't necessarily revenge porn it's just a dude hacking females's phones and
taking naked pictures and putting them on his website and like he's just like unremorseful like
dude is a real piece of shit and I ain't gonna give away what happened to him but man that's not
revenge porn you're right like revenge porn's bad but what he did he just stole nude for people yeah
he just stole he just stole news for people that's like a bad human man you remember when the
fappening happened where it was like all the female celebrities and all their nudes got hacked
all at once on reddit I was like very indifferent about it I was like that sucks but just whatever
But then I heard one of them talking.
It was like, like, you're raping me.
I did not give you consent to look at my body.
And I was like, I can understand that how that could be hurtful on arm, brother.
So I just never looked at it.
I think if I was 12 or 13 where it happened, I wouldn't have that perspective.
And I definitely would have looked at it.
Yeah, I don't.
I don't be grudge for a young cat necessarily.
It's still fucked up.
But it's just like you don't, you only know what you know.
You know, it's like.
Yeah.
Hindsight is 2020.
So.
But I definitely looked at the.
Kim Kardashian video
but she
we now know that she wanted that out there
100%
so don't don't feel
I mean in fairness
unbelievable business decision by her
arguably one of the best business decisions
in the history of this country
yeah I'd say
not selling a billion dollar empire
not selling Netflix to blockbuster
for what 10 million dollars
that's a pretty good decision
and then and then Kim Kardashian
getting railed out by Raja
Oh, who was it that
That bought Apple stock back when it was like
Dollars gum
That's true
Lugel
Do you remember Hot Top Timmer seeing
Yeah
Lugel
All right, so
Anything else you want to get into
Or we just want to talk about urinals
I don't have that much to say
Go ahead
Good point mad dog
Pupunk this weekend
I'm gonna be there
Gramercy Theater
here in New York City
if you're local
come see the band play
so that's
it's my band that I have
with Roan
with Frankie
with Robbie
and with Nick Hamilton
and so we're mostly
a cover band
we play songs
that people know the words
too for the most part
we do some medleys
it's just a fun time
we do some originals too
but it's always
like people in the crowd
just go fucking nuts
what do y'all call
pop punk
it's so fun
it's spelled it
P-U-P-U-N-K
So we played last weekend down in Atlantic City.
That was a great time.
All the guys from Hard Factor came out there.
Some of my best friends from going back to like second, third, fourth grade.
They came out there.
Hard Factor Will got on stage and sang Beast of Burden,
danced around like the Jagger.
I saw that.
Yeah, it was a good time.
So we're going to be running back this weekend at Grand Marcy Theater.
Come out, tickets on sale now.
And we expect a lot of people here from the office are going to go out.
I think so Lisa sent on an email this morning to everybody here at the company.
saying if you want tickets
if you want to get on the guest list
please reply to this email
and we had the entire guest list
filled up within a minute
yeah I missed it
I actually can't go now
no you can buy discounted tickets
okay it's just to create demand
there's still tickets bill I might
it's not sold out yet that's where we're telling you to go
but we're talking about the guest list it's not sold out yet
as of now the bar still guest
there's no guess I'm calling cap there's no guess
it's just to create demand
no it's true
I'll be there
I'm fucking, I hope I hope it sells that, man.
Performing is one of the funnest things that we've ever done.
It is cool.
It's nerve wrecking the shit, though.
You get those good nerves before you go on stage.
Yeah, the butterflies that be in your chest, the shit's wild.
Yeah, Billy, can you sing anything?
I can, I can, not well.
Okay, what can you sing?
Bruce Springsteen.
What song?
Born to Run.
Oh, that's a good one.
I mean, that could be good.
I've been singing Taylor Swift all around the office.
I can sing life as a highway.
I can sing Metallica, but that's more of screaming.
Yeah.
Give us a couple bars of Born to Run.
But it's like kind of meamy.
I'm sort of just mimicking first spring scene.
In the days we say, I got to review the words first, though.
I need the words in karaoke style in front of my...
You're right there.
I know, but...
I could just text a group and be like, hey, let's do two verses born to run.
With Billy football
I'm just saying
That I would totally have stage fright
I'm a decent public speaker in school
But I absolutely froze up when I had to do a play
Mid-summer night's dream
Baby we were born to run
I just brought up the lyrics
You ready? They're gonna cover you gotta do it
Oh my you okay okay I can karaoke it
Yeah okay
You're an episode
Nanodosing should just be a karaoke show
it's starting our best is oh it's not doing the oh wait put it back for a second i thought oh you want the
karaoke version i thought i was going to karaoke no it's cool we don't have to do this right now no we do
we very much yeah can we leave this on youtube if we do that um yeah if it's karaoke i think that's
so billy saturday grammercy theater you on stage no dude i'll piss my pants that's gonna sell
tickets. I come see Billy piss his pants trying
to sing. You sounded
good. That was better than I expected.
Roan will sing back up with you. He'll sing it right along with you.
Frank, he'll sing it too.
So will BFC.
Yeah. And the beautiful thing is the crowd
will be singing with you too. I'll be singing.
All the bar still people will be singing.
Mad Dog, can you sing? Are you a good singer?
No, I can't sing. Okay. It's shocking here at this company.
We have so many women that work here. And in my
This might be just me.
You think women can sing?
But women can sing by and large.
They can't sing and they can't cook.
What the hell's wrong with what it is?
No, I can't sing.
I've been singing Taylor Swift all day today because it's a TikTok trending zone right now.
What song?
Cardigan.
Oh, so good.
But no, I can't sing for shit.
Unfortunately.
I will be singing along with you guys in support and having at the time of my life, but not on a microphone.
Okay.
So come out, Gramercy Theater, Saturday night.
It's going to be great.
Yep.
Fantastic time.
Ticket link is on our Twitter.
Yep.
Actually.
Check it out.
So let's talk urinals now.
We're going to rank urinals.
Come on guys.
Let's talk them.
So on Monday's show, I guess it came out Tuesday.
On Tuesday's show, we talked a lot about, or we hinted at that we would have a larger
conversation about urinals.
There are some really fantastic ones out there.
Arian has one in his house right now.
What's getting built?
It's on the way.
It's impending urinal.
And let's just go around the room
Share our favorite urinals
Let's come up with the top five list of urinals
Number one for me is ice
Ice in the urinal
I thought we were going to do exact specifics
And I agree with you
But I like ice
But the ice is right at your feet
And it's a deep urinal
Like the ones in McSorley's
That was my number one
Is ones that go to the floor
Yeah, mixed sorly ones
Okay so ice at the bottom
Yes
And it's got to be old
like almost looks like a bathtub on its side.
Yep.
I want to see a deep.
That's a, that's like the Taj Mahal.
I like having the whole wall.
Yeah.
Is it me or I feel like the ice looks trashy?
I like, I'd rather the pad.
It's just the pad.
But you get so fun.
Yeah, it is trashy.
It looks bad though.
It's trashy, but in like a, the best way.
Okay.
I get a little bit of that same rush when I make my iced green teas.
So we have the K cup green tea.
So I go, I take a.
I take a cup, I put it in the ice machine, get a bunch of ice,
and I put it under the cake, the curing,
and I see the little green tea come and melt the ice in like one,
and then I, like, move it a little and, like, make, like, different designs in the ice.
And that's the same rush I get when I'm peeing into ice.
All right.
Okay, so I always thought the ice was just people being lazy and pouring any drinks in it.
I didn't know they did it on purpose.
The cold, I think, makes it, doesn't let it smell.
yeah it helps it helps with the smell
it's also cool to see the ice melt
as your pisses hit it feels like you've accomplished
something oh also it's all the old ice
from the night before
oh yeah yeah that's when they're emptying out the drink ice
that's good waste not want not yeah
how long does it last though can't be last
longer than what 20 minutes no no it's like a cooler
yeah it lasts for a while also keeps
also sort of keeps the temperature in the bathroom
a little lower so if it's like hot in the bar
you go in ice
Billy Frankie says
Hell yeah
All right I'm down for you to sing Born to Run
Dude I
How did I go
You gotta do it Bill
Can I get a karaoke like
Like so for the timing
I mean we're gonna play the song
Like they
It's gonna be the song in the background
But it's gonna live
But I
Jesus
This is like
My palms are sweating
You're in New York
Everyone's gonna sing it along
You gotta do it
You can hold up a phone with the lyrics
Yeah arms are heavy
Now I'm gonna be
Trying to memorize.
Nervous.
Because like, you know, Bruce Springste's songs.
He's calm and ready.
Drop bombs.
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down.
The whole crowd goes so, okay.
Shit, maybe needs to do this.
We should have karaoke Wednesday.
One song every Wednesday.
New segment on the show.
Wednesday five.
Yeah.
I like that.
Carstool karaoke.
Yeah.
A car stool.
It's a cute name.
Yeah, but the thing is Bruce Springsteen is like you don't know what the words actually are.
Sometimes.
Just hold them.
up hold your phone up okay bill his entire life i'm in i'm in bill's entire life is him saying to
myself how did i get myself oh bill how'd you get wound up in this situation that sounds like
bill clinton all right so ice i like ice arian what's your favorite urinal accessory
or urinal style just the regular one man um i guess and then it has the pad in it that's scented
I love that shit
Because like it hits and you can smell like lavender and shit
I like that
It's nice, it's like your spraying perfume out of your penis
Yes, I love it
Some of us are
That'd be nice
Billy and I experienced a great urinal
On her trip across the country
In Arizona
In Winslow, Arizona
That's where it was
We stopped at this burger joint
And in the urinal they had a little goal
And a tiny little soccer
I was going to say you don't find those often
but when you do, what a magical
experience.
Yeah, you feel great.
Sometimes there's goalposts.
You know the game when you go to the carnival
when you have the hose and you try to hit it into the dot?
They need that in every urinal and something rises to the top.
It should be like a competition.
I think they do have those.
I'm trying to remember.
I had a friend, somebody told me that they did one
that had like a horse race on it.
So you could all start at the same time
and see whose horse got moved by your piss fastest.
I know there's some company now that has like a screen on top of the year and you can play like games with your piss.
It's got to be a fast game though.
Yeah, I'm not sure exactly like how it is.
But I think one of them was like a skiing like your skiing, but it like tracks the movement of your stream.
And like that's how you ski.
It's insane.
It should just be like 25 cents if you want to play.
That's how the bar makes money.
Oh, that would be genius.
Yeah, if you could make a P game.
Yeah.
He's got an Apple pad, though.
Who's walking around with, like, quote?
I know, I know.
That's what I was just thinking now.
Like, you got to be able to, like, tap your phone.
And it's like.
Well, the thing is you're going to get into that.
What's that?
Someone had a bit about it.
But, like, when a guy's coming to kill you while you're peeing and then, like, you have to decide whether they stop peeing and run or was it, the guy was having sex and a guy was about to kill him.
And it's, I have that thought.
I've never heard that bit.
But I've had that thought so much.
Like, if you just going down, you know, you handle a bit.
And I'm like,
what if somebody breaks in right now?
Like,
I got to stop this.
Like,
I got to get up.
I don't know if I can.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't,
I got to stop a robbery with a shitty ass.
I don't know if I could do it, man.
Yeah.
So that,
so like when you're about,
like,
let's say you really have to pee and you're in there.
You've been waiting for a long time.
You've been waiting for a long time.
I've got to pee.
And it's like,
are you going to whip your phone out,
pay for it and then start peeing to play the game?
Like that's,
that's,
I think, the barrier.
So here's, I found the company I was talking about
So their machines have several games
Penalty shootout users hit urinal targets
To score goal and soccer penalty kicks
We the People images of various political figures show up
Like Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton
And Steve Bannon with your stream directing tomatoes at them
Bustin tanks users control a tank
And fire ammo in World War II
I mean this is the coolest shit I've ever heard of
Fuck.
100 milliliter dash, hit the targets to run a 100 meter dash.
These are great names.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Penalty shootout is a good one.
I would love to try one of these.
I like the troth too.
The troth isn't necessarily bad.
Troth has a time in place.
The sound it makes when it hits the troth.
Yeah.
It's not for the fan of heart.
If you have stage fright.
I don't think I like the trough
At a concert
Or a big
I mean a big sporting event
I don't want troth at like an NBA game or a hockey game
But if it's like a football game
College football trough
Yeah college football game troth
I can deal with that
Yep NASCAR
Because like it's just too
I don't know man it's too close
I don't know
So the very worst urinal I've ever been to
Was at a poison concert
At Nissan Pavilion in northern Virginia
And it was a troth
It was a troth adjacent thing
Except instead of having the troth
That's a straight line
They had a bowl
Like a giant fucking bowl
In the middle of the room
Oh I think you told us about this one time
You have to face each other
And you face each other
And you just pee into the bowl
So it's just like dicks
And they're all
You gotta look at each other too
Eye contact and shit
You have like there's nowhere to look
You can't like turn your head around
How's that legal?
No you can't look down
It's just dicks
everywhere into this thing.
That's not okay.
It was the worst experience of my life.
The one issue with the trough is that it's communal, like, big thing.
People throw up in it.
It becomes bad.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, people fall into it.
Yeah.
I've never seen that.
Once, like, drunk people are like leaning and then they lean forward and then they get
tripped up and then they're just in the trough.
I've seen people in the trough.
I've seen people pee on a passed out person in a trough.
How is that whole thing real?
I can't get over that.
What?
Oh, dude, the trough, like troughs are.
It's also a big part of my pessimism for humanity, like public restrooms.
Like, the day, like, that shit isn't a thing anymore, I have a little bit more optimism about humanity.
But it's like people just go in there and just wipe shit on the walls, literally, pee all over the floor.
It's like, bro, what the fuck?
What is wrong with you?
It's just, I don't have no faith in humanity.
the troth is it's good for like big t said a college football game
NASCAR game or if there's like a giant outdoor concert festival
those are the three occasions where i think a troth is appropriate
besides that no just give me give me a toilet um you guys can make a clip of this
because i've never told this story before but my my best urinal experience of all time
and yeah i think most guys have have them ranked in their heads number one by far for me
was at the Serious XM Studio here in New York City.
This is back in 2015.
Yeah, I think it was 2015.
I was recording my very first podcast.
I didn't even know I wanted to be a podcaster.
But my friend Eric Stangle and his brother Justin
invited me up to New York to record a podcast for Opie Radio,
which is the radio show or the podcast that they worked on at the time.
So I was recording my podcast in the studio.
I've got like Howard Stern literally walking past.
me as I'm just like yelling the stupidest shit ever into a mic it's a little bit
intimidating because I'd never done it before and it goes pretty good we interviewed
Danny Woodhead enjoyed it and then I walked out of the studio and went to the
bathroom there and so I walk into the bathroom there's a person going in there at
the same time as me who could it be but Ed Shearan so Ed Shearin's walking I
didn't know who he was because I don't know I get for whatever reason I wasn't
Ed Shearne fan back then we go up
to the urinal, I start
peeing luxuriously.
Like full speak, like a fire hose, just draining
that shit. Ed Shearing
can't pee. He couldn't piss next
to me. He was trying his very hardest.
It was sad.
I'm just peeing my brains out.
And little Ed, who yes, is shorter than me
by quite a bit. He can't
pee at all. Don't say
Aaron. He can play
his fiddle in an Irish band.
Yeah.
So I'm taking a leak.
He can't pee, and I lap him.
So I finish peeing.
He still hasn't started.
I go out, and he starts to do the thing.
Like, I'm pretty sure you're, like, spat into the urinal.
Some guys do that.
So, like, get themselves going.
I don't know, it's like you hear the sound of the liquid hearing the urinal,
and they think maybe the guy next to me thinks that's piss.
So I leave, he couldn't pee at all.
So I dominated Ed Shearin at the urinal.
It's the first time I ever told that story.
I'm excited for you, man
Thanks
It's good to get that off my chest
It's been weighing me down for a while
When did the soundboard
Where's the sound board?
Round of applause
Would you perfect right there
Thank you
Thank you guys
Out
Out
Wasted
L plus Ed Shearin
Yeah
I ratioed Ed Shearin
With my piss
You did
Your Piss ratioed Ed Shearing's
Pissing contests
Were super fun
When you're just
younger.
You guys are opening my eyes to a lot of things.
No, because before like, like, when you're just...
What is a pissing contest?
I thought that was a metaphor.
No, literally, you never lined up with your boys and see you could piss the farthest
when you're like five?
I did not.
Hmm. Well, you missed out.
I think I did all right.
Arian, next time you come to New York, Billy's going to be like, come here.
Piss a contest.
Me and you.
No, that's why I say when you're younger, like, when you're like, at like, like, camp.
And you don't have the stream that you have.
now.
What?
The problem with
a pissing contest.
Wait.
Is it,
you did who's longer
or farther?
No, no,
farther.
It's not about your penis.
It's about the stream of the piss.
No,
I meant longer.
Who peed longer?
I hope he wasn't a five-year-old
measuring how big it was.
No,
it's about distance,
I think.
It's all about distance.
It's like throwing
the football off of Mount Everest.
It's the same concept.
Yeah.
I think.
You got to aim up a little bit
to get the furthest distance.
There's literally a metaphor.
You guys are having a pissing contest.
I didn't know that y'all actually did it as well there's a there's a big story in
Matthew McConaughey's book that he wrote about pissing contest that he used to have against
his dad and they used to see who could piss farther up the wall I think McConaughey's
dad like went up eight feet eight feet in the air with the stream pretty impressive that's
that's pretty that's those kegel muscles yeah keggle muscles I'm going to make
everybody do kegles on the show we're going to do a jazzercise class just with
voice of cagle muscles?
Yeah, what is it cagle?
So what's not like the pee muscles, flexing your prostate?
I thought you couldn't stop your point once.
I thought when guy started you couldn't stop.
You can stop, but it's not, it's not pleasant, convenient.
Never goes well.
It's usually when a cop's like, hey, what are you doing in that corner?
And you're like, shit.
How many times have you been arrested for peeing?
I'm saying, but he said it's usually when a cop goes, hey, that's what we stop.
Well, okay, not arrested, but ticketed.
I've never
honest
How many warnings
I've never been arrested
I've never gotten a
violation ticket
I've only gotten a speeding ticket
no moving violations
you did get off that one speeding ticket
because you were listening to music
instead of podcasts
and got me here
yeah sure did
okay good urinal talk
any other urinals
great
and drag.
I'll send you guys a picture of my minutes and stuff.
The urinals, I hate the small urinals that more look like a, almost like a sink.
Because those have the worst bounce back.
Yeah, the spray.
Yeah.
I like all the urinals with the bug.
The pads stop all the ricochet.
Yeah.
I like the, the bee on those certain brand urinals because if you hit that, there's no bounce back.
It's a perfect angle.
What about the urinals that have a picture of someone's face?
on that you don't like.
I actually have
I don't think I've seen one of those.
We used to have we had them here.
Yeah, we used to have Goodell in here.
Oh, on the pat.
Yeah, no, I thought you meant on the urinal.
I feel like this is very
uninclusive conversation
for Mad Dog.
That's true.
Well, she's learning a lot.
I almost teared up when you guys were talking about
people falling into the troughs.
The bull is insane.
The bull is.
The bull sounds like sexual harassment.
It's the worst idea ever.
It's eye contact.
It doesn't even, I don't think it works in terms of logistics.
Like, can you get more people peeing at a bowl or at a troth?
I guess you have 360 degrees.
How big is the bowl?
It was massive.
I would say, I mean, it's been a very long time.
It was probably 17 at the time.
I feel like the bowl was about as big as this circle is of us around the room.
Oh, that's a big bowl.
Yeah, but there were, I think maybe 20 or 30 people peeing in at once.
I could see it working at certain venues.
Was it metal?
Or was it porcelain?
I think it had tiles in it.
I don't think you buy that.
Question for the group on that type of communal pissing area.
Like, is there a lot of like reverbing of piss?
Like, do you get piss on your law?
Yeah.
If it's like a urinal or a troth where you're peeing against the wall.
Like a troth, let's call it.
Yeah.
You can get some bounce back.
So back spray from that.
You don't know how many dudes you're walking around with piss on their pants.
I figure a lot.
I'd say, like, if it's a football game, you're talking 60%.
No, more than that.
Anyone who takes a piss gets back on it?
Listen, listen, I'll ruin your day.
The urinal's here.
Not great for splashback.
Oh, my God.
There's, yeah, it's true.
I have piss on me right now.
No, I don't.
I actually use the toilet today because I went into that separate bathroom.
There's right around the corner.
So you're saying, like, at work, you go in and it comes back at you?
It's just a light spray.
It's a mist.
And you can actually see it.
you look closely, but then it goes away after about five minutes.
You ever been on a patio during the summer and they have one of those cooling fans set up?
That's kind of what your pants deal with from time.
But just briefly.
Yeah.
That's why I don't wear light colored.
I was going to say, I have a pair of khaki shorts that's like almost white.
Like they're really light and I can't wear those.
You're lying.
No, I swear.
Why don't you just go pee like PFT like in the toilet?
Yeah, there's only two toilets in each bathroom.
And that one bathroom is like the isolated one where it's just.
a toilet and a shower.
Like the wet wheel one?
Yeah, it's set up a little bit different.
So that one's easier to go and go out and not get piss on yourself.
But if you're going to a urinal, I'd say every man that goes to a urinal will get piss on them.
Well, no, you know who doesn't?
You know who doesn't?
And I, I, is it because your stream is so strong?
No, do you remember the kids?
No, just because it hits the thing and it sprays.
Do you remember the kids in like high school who used to pull their pants down to their knees
and piss at the urinal?
Not in high school.
I saw it.
Yeah, high school.
I saw there was one kid in high school who did that and like his butt was out yeah in in lifting up their shirt what why you have to lift up your shirt
he had to be trolling he had to be trolling he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't in one day in one day uh was he was he he
was he cognitively like I don't the rest of the because that he went excusable he he he went he went
to an Ivy League school
then he's just smarter than everyone else
I actually don't hate the moves
but yeah but the reason he did it was because
well I don't have I think you use
a very clean freak too he's like
I don't have any piss on me when I walk out
well doesn't he just a guy's an alpha
that's true yeah no that's a good point
because I was about to agree with Bill and be like that's genius
and it's like no he just piss on his physical
person now I don't know
because I did that one time to Matthew Berry
at ESPN and we made a commercial for
Barstle Van Talk and the premise of the commercial was Matthew Berry walks in. We're talking at
the urinal and he's peeing and then it zooms out and me and Big Cat have our pants down
around our ankles. Matthew Barry's peeing like a normal person. So our asses were out there
in a commercial. For ESPN. It was funny. Like it's a funny thing to see like a dude with his pants
all the way down. But high school you should probably not be doing that anymore. Because you kind of
just like whip it out and go back in. Yeah. Yeah. It's basically. Yeah.
Do you guys ever forget what type of underwear you're wearing if it
Like what kind of opening it has?
Sometimes.
And you try to find the barn door.
You're like, wait, where's the barn door?
Where's the going to go over the top?
Oh, no, oh no.
Wait.
Emergency.
Like over the waistband?
Over the waistband of the underwear.
If it doesn't have a barn door on it.
Jeez Louise.
Yeah, geez Louise.
That's what I say.
I go in there and I'm like, where is my day?
Jeez Louise.
It's all the way down here.
So that's a, that's urinal talk.
She, oh, that my hands are all clammy now thinking about that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So much cleaner.
so you don't wipe yeah you got you have you've pee all over you all the time yeah it's sterile
it is sterile but it's pee you know how you prevent trench foot in world war one you pee on your
feet yeah if i had a jellyfish thing on my belly then i could get rid of it very easy yeah exactly
you pee on your wounds disinfect them sometimes if it's your last resort okay let's let's figure
out how to do what's the beef here because we have the discord pulled up i've been so i've been
riling up the where what's the beef good bill he's been poking him with a stick yeah
So you know when you got the bulls and they're in the gate before the rodeo and they're tasering them and you're cinching them?
Billy is sending pictures of bulls and what's the beef discord?
Yeah, I'm trying to get these people riled.
We got to get these bulls bucking.
Is there anybody with actual beef that wants to argue?
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This is the very first, what's the beef segment.
We found it in the macrodosing Discord.
This is the AS1205?
Is that what you want us to call you?
Or is there a name that we can put on you?
Yeah, no, yeah.
My name's Alex.
You guys can just call me Alex.
Alex.
Alex, okay.
Alex is here.
Alex has beef.
I'm told that you have beef with big tea.
I do.
I got some beef with big tea.
He had a couple of hot takes about public schools.
Shouldn't be a thing.
As a public school teacher, you know, that hit home.
I just don't think he knows enough about private schools
and public school system to even say something like that.
Okay.
All right.
So what do you think he should know about public schools, private schools?
Where do you think he's misguided?
Well, when he was saying like, oh, you're just not listening to me.
I think we all heard them.
I just think that the take was kind of stupid because public schools make a curriculum.
Private schools mimic that in their own curriculum.
And then if there's no public schools or government fund things to make that curriculum for the public schools,
private schools can just make up anything they want to teach their kids that leads to them teaching
any kind of propaganda any kind of thoughts they want and I don't see a situation how you think
of private school is not going to take advantage of that situation if they have no regulations on
what the curriculum is going to be that's a good point where do you where do you teach public school
don't doctor so uh a fairly affluent area uh what are your thoughts on the the quality of public education
and inner cities and like the biggest cities in this country?
I think they could definitely get more funding, truth be told.
I think that the actual education can be better.
But I think that that comes with the task.
If you take away that public school,
a lot of kids that can't go to school to begin with,
can't afford going to private school.
I'm going to get any education whatsoever.
But you're in favor of the system that currently disadvantages a lot of minorities,
gives very poor education, no funding to schools?
like that?
I definitely don't agree with that, but then the argument goes the same way, where then you'd say,
well, then, do they deserve no education?
Well, no, that, I mean, that's a ridiculous thing to say.
That's not how that would work.
Yeah.
Well, that's how you kind of, the, are you generally, do you generally find that the government
you think spends your money well?
Trauma.
For the, for education purposes?
For anything.
truthfully no i think that they could spend a lot more money and spend the money a lot better for
education but i think that we dish out so much money elsewhere but then you see some schools don't
have like nice bad like any like good bathrooms don't have water you have like shitty uh
like lunches and stuff like that well it sounds like you don't love public schools too much either
but isn't there difference in saying that like i don't like the system that it shouldn't
exist. Yeah. It's saying we need to
improve. Well, if you're saying the system needs
a radical overhaul, I don't think that's too
far from, we should find a new
system. I wouldn't, I wouldn't call it a radical
overhaul. I just think that some things need
to change. I wouldn't call it a radical whatsoever.
Okay.
So,
where do we stand here?
I don't know. He's the one that called into
this show. Big T, do you still stand by your take that
public school should not exist at all?
I think you guys took
the verbatim thing that I said
and blew it out of proportion. We just
repeated what you said. Yeah, but
surely you understand that in saying
that, I meant education
should exist in a very different format
than it does now. I think...
No. You were saying it should all
be homeschool or private school. No,
no, you said that. No, you said that. What else
would there be? Okay, yeah, I said that
before you said private school. Yeah, private...
Hold on. Clear the air. What
the fuck are you talking about?
What do you mean?
what that make make your statement what does education goals what does it look like if there's no
public schools i don't know i haven't designed an entirely new that's a bad system okay i think
the system we have now is bad it sounds like everyone thinks that well there's definitely room for
improvement big t did you go to public school yeah you're a fucking product of public school okay
so it must not be that bad right i don't know what i went to public school like
I feel like most people went to public school
and the world isn't currently burning down everywhere.
I would strongly disagree with that.
You live in the-
How, bro.
You live in the richest city of the richest country
in the history of the world.
By almost every metric,
we're doing way better than we have at any point in time of history.
By almost every metric.
That's true.
I don't know that that necessarily...
I mean, that's always going to be the case.
Tomorrow, tomorrow it will be better than it will.
like technology advances that creates, you know,
better ways to do things.
That will always be the case.
How is this helping?
That doesn't mean that like the economy as we sit here now is,
is doing great.
That doesn't mean that like there's wars going on all over the world.
There has been wars going on since man has started colonizing.
Yeah.
The political climate in this country is as polarized as it's been in a century or more.
And do you think that's because of public school or do you think that's because of
Donald Trump.
Okay, that was, that's a very dumb thing to say.
That is not a dumb thing to say.
One person?
He played a major part in polarizing the country, but I think it's a bigger, I think
it's a small piece of the pie, but it's definitely a factor, but I think the bigger factor
is the internet and that everybody has access to whatever information they, they want.
One, two, social media has played a huge role in it, and it too.
So this is just a byproduct of an overload of information coming.
in a very fast way, and we don't really know how to mitigate it.
And the only remedy is to educate people about social media, about policies, about politics.
And the only way to do that on a grand scale.
Well, public schools don't do those things.
No shit.
Because every time you try to teach people about the past, there's Republican legislation.
No, no, no, no, no.
You said social media.
Big tea.
But then big tea.
But then if you have a private school and then you have a private school and then
make that curriculum, then they can make up any paths they want and teach them for those
kids. You have a public school with the general curriculum. They agree on what that
curriculum could be. And there's there's curriculum all over the country right now that a lot of
people in this country don't agree with. So where do you, so you can either like what? Like what? Like
what? All sorts of things. Like what? If there's all sorts of them, give me one. You're just
wanting me to say critical race theory so that you can like, oh, I'm not. I'm saying you make
claims. I'm saying stand on your claim.
There are books being pushed
by administrators that are terrible
for children. There's all
like, what? Name one.
Jack, not Jackie, that was recommended
for kindergartners about a transitioning
child. Are you saying that is
in a curriculum? There
was a librarian from a school that was telling
kindergartners to read that book.
Okay, sure. Okay, sure.
I guess I guess you can play that
semantic game. It's amazing. It's not
semantic. It is. No, because
curriculum is what they have to teach to the kids having a book in the library that a kid
sees and reads this is what okay if the argument then is if the argument then is if you can
uh decide where your child goes to school and what curriculum they learn is bad like that that's
your choice to make for your child i don't know what that means he said he said a private
school can make up whatever they want teach whatever you want so then you decide if if you want your
child to go to school there.
But there are certain things that children should be able to know what they're even teaching.
Like if every school makes up their entire curriculum, that's going to be a major
disservice to kids that grow up in that school and then have to enter the real world.
Like what?
If they teach.
So, for example, if they teach that the earth is flat.
Okay.
And do you think that's going to happen?
Yes, there would absolutely be a school that did that.
Okay.
And do you think that would that there are a lot of people who would be like, I want my child to go
to school there certainly would be.
here's a more take that is more probable right there are people on your side of the aisle
that think that the civil war was about nothing more than states rights that has nothing to do
with slavery that is the real thing that is argued amongst that group of people it is patently
false demonstrably false right and if and if you have a curriculum of of of teachers and
and school boards that believe that,
you're teaching misinformation, right?
That is what people are trying to remedy.
Like that's one instance, right?
And so,
but there's plenty of those instances,
but this is why regulatory things in school is so important
and why public education is so important.
Aside from that,
you still have not given a,
in my view,
a substantive
remedy for it, right?
So what I mean by that is
you said public schools shouldn't exist.
You haven't really identified
what that actually means,
but you've given no kind of counterpoint
to what should happen.
You're just saying it's fucked up
and it is what it is.
I will, if you would like, give me
an adequate amount of time
and I will do a lot of research
and see if we can't devise
a system
that would work to your
to what you're saying.
I'm down for that because I don't think we're going to get anywhere further in this conversation.
I think that Big T should invent his desired school system.
Big T education reform.
I want to see that.
Well,
I think it's going to have.
I will give you as much time as you need and we'll have a legitimate conversation about the pros and cons of whatever you choose to replace public schools.
And we'll figure out exactly whether or not it can work.
Alex, are you at school right now with kids in the back?
So I'm actually, can you guys hear me?
Yep.
yeah so I'm actually working at a summer camp right now for the school that I work for
oh yeah cool well Alex thank you we we appreciate your service my brother we love teachers
thank you thank you I appreciate you guys appreciate you calling for the first ever we appreciate
you guys you're the first ever beef I did be here yeah your prime beef I got the beef what can I say
yeah all right I think last point of the public school things I think we're going to realize
big T when you find your thing that what we the system we have now is the best
worst system.
Yeah, I hope that
Big T comes out with something
and I'm like, damn,
Big T's right.
Maybe you guys are just like okay
with inner cities
having terrible education
and people not having
the choice of the schools
they go to.
Yeah, I think that kids,
I think inner city kids
should not be smart.
You guys are anti-choice.
Straw man.
Straw man after straw man.
I want to get some
someone with ad hominem problems.
I don't,
I want to see shit Joe.
Billy just wants
somebody calling to roast them.
He was the actual beef.
Oh, it's like, hey, Alex, we don't want to hold you up, my brother.
We appreciate you, man.
All right.
So, yeah, I wanted to come on to talk to Big T, I guess.
Okay.
You and everybody else, pal.
So, Big T, as a proclaimed conservative, I noticed you back here.
What are we doing here, Big T?
Y'all have said that.
Anyway, continue.
Continue.
you backed up pretty quick
on your health care belief
when you had to go to the dentist
I was wondering why that was
yeah because it was bullshit
because it happened to him
is the answer
you know that dental insurance
is like the cheapest insurance
right it's like $10 a month
yeah I have it
you seemed pretty upset about it
so you don't really
stick to your beliefs man
I mean
Not really. It was like a joke on a podcast.
Well,
I'm not joking around.
Big T's actually like getting mad.
Big T, it's the whole point is that like you were, you know,
you said that American health care is the best in the world by far.
And then you get to experience it.
You're like, oh, this sucks.
I mean, yeah.
And I texted you guys joking like, hey, man, I had to pay for this.
That was stupid.
Yeah.
It's like when I got a raise and I'm like, I'm a conservative now.
That sort of thing.
Well, anyone who pays taxes should be.
Yeah. Okay. So how do you, where do we stand right now, Big T, in terms of your belief in American health care?
The health care is what it is. My beef was with the 30 second consultation that I was charged for. It was not with the care I received.
Okay. The care was good. The cost was bad. The not even no. Again, there's a whole episode on this. It was the cost of the 10 second consultation that I'd already had.
with another dentist that this guy then did again for 10 seconds said,
yep, that tooth needs to come out and that was $100.
Okay, so Big T hates dentists.
I agree with you on that one.
Dentists, I think, are sickos.
I do hate most dentists that I've ever come across.
Imagine being a dentist.
Your life is just staring into people's mouths.
That's disgusting.
That and podiatrists.
Dentists, if you're a dentist who lives in Cleveland,
you're definitely going to be a serial killer.
Yeah.
Dentists, I have no empirical evidence to back this up.
I would guess a dentist are serial killers
at a higher rate than most other professions
Or at least murderers
I think they have the highest rate of suicide actually
Good
Dentists
I used to date a dentist
It's kind of dark
You know like crazy
All these big game hunters in Africa
Like a lot of them are dentists
Yeah you're right
Cecil the line
Cecil the lion got killed by the dentist
And then that guy who killed his wife
Who he was a big game hunter with
Was also a dentist
Yeah
I think we might be an anti-dentist podcast now.
Like, I guess dentists, they are involved in so much.
You know what?
It must be the, I actually have a friend.
My dad has a friend who's a dentist and he recreationally uses the laughing gas.
Oh, yeah, I would do that too.
I think maybe that's, you know, I would too, Bill.
I used to date of Dennis, and there's a couple times we went in her office and had some fun.
There's like sharp objects in there.
Wasn't fucking by the.
I mean, most of the dentist office are huge.
We were implying that you were using the laughing gas,
not like sex in the dentist's office.
I mean, there, wait, no, I was definitely,
no, he was saying he had sex and a dentist office.
I did both, Billy.
Did both.
I mean, there's sharp objects in your kitchen,
but it's still fun to fuck on a countertop.
Yeah, there was no scalpel bias.
All right, thank you for the call, Taylor.
Do you have any other beef with anybody else?
Oh, yeah, just a quick one.
I got beef with you and Aryan.
All right.
Let's go.
Dude.
Just,
uh,
I feel like you guys don't let Billy say some of his opinions.
They're really in the opinion.
Like the one about the Yeti the other day.
I wanted to hear more of that.
Okay,
that's a fair point.
With Billy,
he's like,
I mean this in the nicest way possible.
Billy's like a dog.
And I,
I keep him on a leash sometimes,
but it's for his own good.
Like,
you can't let your dog as much as you love him,
can't let him go running through the neighborhood because some of the neighbors are
going to hate him.
He's going to shit on somebody's lawn occasionally.
He's going to bite a chop.
and then they're going to come back to me
and then I'm going to have to deal with the consequences of it.
So, yeah, sometimes I keep Billy, I muzzle him from time to time,
but that's, I think Billy understands as a dog owner that you have to do that.
Yeah, that's true.
And Billy understands it.
It's out of love.
And I like to let Billy's brain run free.
But also if we're doing a show on Mount Everest,
I can deal with like, I don't know, 15 minutes of Yeti talk,
but maybe let's not make it an hour and a half.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeties aren't real.
That was it.
You guys are supposed to have a show about cryptids, man.
That's a fair point.
Yeah.
I'm the only one bringing the cryptid heat.
Thanks for the support, Robert.
But the show wasn't about cryptids.
No, no, I know.
It says coverups, conspiracies, and cryptids.
We may need to rebrand.
We're not rebranding.
Well, just so you can't keep saying that.
Yeah, you need some more conspiracies.
Yeah, we got to get in some deep ones.
Thanks, Robert.
Appreciate having you on.
His name's Robert.
Sorry.
Tim's Taylor.
Thank you, Taylor.
It's Taylor.
It's his username is Robert.
and everyone's been talking about this Robert guy.
That's all good.
All right, Taylor.
Appreciate your brother.
All right, see you, Tyler.
Let him go.
They're really coming after Big T today.
Big T, right off the bat, you're just being hostile to him.
You're a hostile witness.
I mean, don't say let's have people call in and talk shit to people and they'll be like, oh, you're being hostile.
We still like them.
Also, that was something from like six months ago.
That's true.
That was very, but why not the first time they're women?
It's dry aged beef.
But also why not take it as like, okay, here's somebody who has an issue with my world view.
Let me sharpen my blade.
And let's talk about the actual issue.
Well, that's what we did.
No, no, no.
Straight up.
Let me talk.
Well, fuck off, buddy.
Well, because the first time we did that, that guy didn't have a legit, that wasn't a real thing.
Like, it was a joke.
Like, that wasn't something that I didn't actually go to the dance.
So it's like, you know what?
I think I'm a, I'm a socialist now.
No, he actually, no, he actually did have a.
But you didn't focus on that part because his real beef was you think American health care is the number one in the world.
And it's demonstrably not.
I don't think he ever said that.
That it was in his original claim.
I think he said has Big T backed off his health care claim now that he knows now that his.
Because he said you said America's is the number one in the world.
Can we do suit McGee?
In terms of care, it absolutely is.
It is not.
Suit McGee looks pretty angry.
I got you.
Soop McGee
Welcome to what is up
Beef can you hear us okay
Yeah I can hear you
I don't know if it's okay
I could hear you
Okay soup so do you want us to call you soup
Or is there a different name
Yeah soup's fine
All right so what's your beef
I mean
This whole movement with
You and Herian trying to bring back Mids
I just
What the hell is this about
What the hell is good with Mids
I like feeling high
I like feeling high
I don't like having my entire evening
taken over by not knowing
like not being able to
to talk with people
or act normally or engage in any
recreational activity I like
I like smoking pot and having it be like
an enhancer of whatever I'm doing at the time
not like oh what are you doing tonight
I'm going to get really high
and then sit on my couch and then just
kind of just be high
I like being high and doing other things
So mine is similar to that, very similar to that
Because like, and also I think it's a generational thing too
So like when I was growing up, right
Mids was like an upgrade from what our parents was smoking
Which was Reggie right
Reggie was considered like brickweed
And so we used to smoke Mids
But like there was ciphers
You could sit around and pass around like three or four blunts
And you could still go on about your days
You'd be really lit. Nowadays you can't do that with this weed
Like you take like three or four hits
And you're just zoos.
it. You stuck. You cannot move. And it's just, I would rather be able to go on about my
regularly scheduled day than to function.
Dedicate my, yeah, yeah, dedicate my whole day to not really understanding what's on this
cartoon or is there a deeper meaning behind it. It's like, it's also, I think a little bit
of, like Aaron was saying how our parents smoked Reggie, the THC levels. We were told even
when we were growing up, people were like, watch out for pot today because pot today is not
like the pot that your parents smoked in the 60s and 70s. It was like a concept thing that
was hammered into us being like, it's gotten so much stronger, which it had. And they can measure
the THC levels. So it was pretty strong weed compared to what they grew up smoking. But the weed now
is like that compared to the weed that we grew up smoking, meaning it's like a hundred times
more potent than our parents as opposed to just 10 times more potent. Are you guys willing to
admit that weed might be harmful at these
new high levels? Yes.
Yeah, it could be. Anxiety levels
are way up.
Yeah, it's like, this is my cure
for that. I feel like I think
no ladies since.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, and it's
all individually based. Yeah, it's true.
Chemical, so the chemical reaction with different
bodies, but
it usually is
it used to mellow you out.
It used to me out.
but more and more people are experiencing the psychosis part
where you have anxiety and paranoia and panic attacks
in a way higher rate.
That's what the literature I've read.
But I think it's because of the like PFT said,
the higher dosage and the more potency of the THC nowadays.
And granted, I could just be a lightweight,
but that's just what I see.
Yeah, there's also, there's a tolerance.
I'm not even saying like, yo, ban the shit, right?
I'm saying, I can't even find Mids anymore, can you?
Like, not even like a thing.
I found some and, and I've just been holding on to this one thing that I found for a while.
And it's just my go-to.
But it's not, I'm not saying that if you enjoy, if you're able to function and whatever
the case may be, you might enjoy high levels of THC, I personally don't.
And so I'm just saying it's getting harder to find it.
And so there needs to be a strain out there that's easy for me to find on a regular basis.
So I don't have to just, you know, either resort to smoking like the shittiest of the shitty weed or the strong.
Yeah, I don't have the strongest take on this.
It's more so my unique beef.
Basically, though, I said any beef with anything Avery or Big Tea basically says.
Any interjection Avery brings is like, whatever.
Avery, you got beefed, Avery.
Name something, please.
I mean, it's just any kind of interjections like, oh, blah, blah, blah.
I mean, there's just so many to go on
that can't really, nothing sticks, you know what I mean?
He hates the Rangers. Yeah.
That's what it sounds like to me.
Sue McGee, you could take my job.
You could probably do a job.
I couldn't, I couldn't screenshot
my screen right now, but
there you go.
It's too high. No, but I never seen someone have a lower
banning average. Oh, wow.
Lower batting average.
Got it. Yikes.
That's fine.
I mean, tobacco soup, you've had some
pretty bad taste.
I'm fine with that.
All I do
One that was like
There was like one
I'm trying to think it was
Specific one
It's just like
Just pause
Like what the hell
It's like let's move on
The Space Wars one was kind of
I mean
I'll just
I'll just press for now
Yeah
We need
All right
Everyone took the Space Wars
Out of context
I just like Star Wars
I just like Star Wars
I think it's funny
Everyone takes things so seriously
Yeah
Okay
I can be talked
into Space Wars
Can you?
Yeah, I mean, it sounds cool.
If we invent lightsabers, then yes.
Fire lasers at people in outer space, yeah.
Yeah, sure.
It sounds pretty fucking cool.
I don't know if I want to get beefed that now.
Well, it's fine.
I don't care if people talk about like my batting average.
I just press record.
I upload the YouTube.
That's my job.
Don't worry.
I want some of beef with me because I'll actually get into the beef.
You know what?
You know what?
Fuck all you.
None of you would have this fucking podcast if I didn't put it out.
I'll hold this shit as long as I want.
Thank you, soup, McGee.
Yeah, thanks, you guys.
Appreciate it.
All right.
Thank you, brother.
Take care.
Oh, my God.
You're not expecting Avery to be getting.
I like that.
I run this shit.
Don't like that.
Don't mind.
The thing is that run this shit.
That's some beefs right there.
I don't think a lot of people are good at beefing.
All right, do we have one more we can do?
We need someone to come at me because I'll actually beef with them.
Billy, there's a lot of people.
that one guy that wants to come at me and you.
Okay, yeah, brain on.
He's saying, y'all don't know how to beef.
That's what he's saying.
It's fine.
No, no, not you got, like, these guys, like, well, you know, these mids.
Yeah.
People need to understand.
We can say, whatever the fuck we want.
It's our podcast.
By the way, I start a war with Mars.
I don't care.
By the way, I'm actually, the athletic trainers used to love me, the athletic trainer community,
because I used to always refer to them as athletic trainers, which is, like, what they
want to be like there's a whole naming war on that profession um and i always talk about athletic
training but the whole concussion thing has them like in they hate me now but like i want to i
they don't hope someone come at me about that because you said they're over diagnosed no it's
there's one person that billy remembers from high school that he hates and so that that's probably
what led him to that yes it's a girl who is supposed to do my project because you're in the same group
There we go.
There we go.
The post should do my project.
Well, yeah, it was one of those things where I didn't want to actually have to do the project.
And she was smart.
But then she got just like bumped her head one day and had a concussion and was like,
Billy had to do work.
And then it became a societal problem of overdiagnosing concussions because Billy had to do an assignment.
No, but like every time you get hit in the head doesn't mean you have concussion.
That's what like people get concussions.
And it's definitely we need to start taking.
taking care of them more, but not every goddamn hit the head to concussion.
Off and I shit up, people.
I'm going to turn in a Valorant tournament this weekend.
Ooh, nice.
Yeah, I'm hyped on Saturday.
Hell yeah.
Is this Big T. Love Meetspin?
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
What's going on?
Who is this?
What's the beef?
We have Big T loves meat spin.
That's his username.
Is that?
What do you do for a living Big T.
Love's Meat Spin that you can send this Discord for two hours on a Wednesday?
afternoon well luckily i work from home hey talk that shit talk that shit baby what
hey arian i just want to rehash this i don't know if you remember this but back on
twitter a few years ago i reached out to you about that uh phil mickleson diet where you don't eat
and you just drink water and coffee for a few days that shit works man that shit really works
for pain and everything yeah yeah oh it helps with arthritis and shit too yeah for sure for sure no
I appreciate the advice on that.
Anyway, I guess, I mean, I have a list of beef.
I have a litany of them trying to think of what's the best one to go with.
So, Mad Dog, I actually had beef with you.
Hey, what's up?
If that's okay?
I mean, it's okay, now.
So when you first went on the pod, first came on the pod,
you said that Christians were, or Mormons were like a cult.
Yeah.
And I am not Mormon.
I'm agnostic, leaning atheist, and I was raised by two divorced parents, one at a Unitarian church and one at a Catholic church.
So I think that's why I ran away from religion.
But in my opinion, Catholicism is just an older form of whatever the Mormons are doing.
And if you look at the Crusades and everything they did back in the day, the body count is way higher than Mormons.
okay so are you saying that it's not a cult wait are you saying that Mormonism isn't a cult or Catholics are also a cult
I'm just saying um that I think maybe every religion is like kind of like a cult of personality
like you guys were talking about on your on your uh cult pod which I really like um and and I guess that's
that's my biggest problem um I have an issue with the way Billy says Jack McLeouse too I guess I got beat with
that.
So can I not defend my...
Yes, yeah, go ahead.
Okay, so, okay, I get what you're saying about Catholics also being a cult.
I grew up Catholic.
I don't really partake in a lot of Catholic practices anymore because I kind of saw the, not
the light, but I kind of saw like, you know, I don't really dig with a lot of things these
people do.
So I backed away from it and, you know, have my own feelings and beliefs and, you know, on
spirituality now.
So I'm not saying that Catholics aren't a cult.
Do I think that Catholicism is as much of a cult vibe as Mormons?
No.
I also think, and people have DM me about this before, I think Mormons, like on a, if I just met a Mormon on the street, I don't think they're a part of the cult.
I think the fundamentalist Mormons definitely have some cult tendencies.
I also think that Mormons, Mormons, you have to dedicate a lot more of your life to the church more than the Catholic faith you do.
Like Catholics, you can, you know, show up on Christmas and Easter and consider yourself Catholic.
Like Mormons, you have to do, what is the deities, where you donate parts of your salary.
You have to.
It's more active engagement.
More active engagement.
I think there's a lot more of a negative connotation towards the LGBT community.
I think there's a lot more.
Than the Catholic Church?
Yeah, which is saying something.
I think the Catholic Church has a deep history of it.
I mean, I'm not, whoa, let's not say that the Catholic Church is like so pro-gay.
I'm not saying that.
But one of the bigger reasons I, you know, backed away for a little bit.
It's like saying Dwight Howard is like more of a defensive center than Bill Russell.
Oh, yeah, totally.
Like, the Catholic Church is, they're the goats of being anti-gay.
Of bigotry, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I'm a thousand percent.
I think that.
He downplay Dwight Howard's defense, though, you know.
He loves snakes, too.
Yeah, I just think that the Mormons, I think that the Mormons just, I also think that a lot of what they, again, I'm not trying to compare Catholics and Mormons because they do come from a similar, I mean, not similar, but like, you know, kind of a familiar place.
But a lot of what Mormons believe has been disproven, like, without a shadow of doubt, like how Joseph Smith and all of that and him finding the book of Mormon and all of that has been disproven and has been.
shown is false and Mormons still, you know, take it as their Bible. And again, I do not,
I'm not saying that Catholics are perfect. I want to make that crystal clear. I do not think
the Catholic Church is perfect. And I think a lot of things. And I don't think you think that.
No, but a lot of people come at, like a lot of people DM me about this and they're like,
well, I don't like what you say with the Mormon church. Look, I'm not saying the Catholics are
this a perfect religion, but I am saying that like fundamentalist Mormons and Mormons that really,
take their faith to an extreme, I think can have dangerous connotations, especially like in the modern world when there are, you know, gay people and people of different sections of beliefs that, you know, interact with them. And they just, I think they've like kind of freeze up. Like if you've seen, I don't know if you've seen like the black menaces on TikTok, but they're at BYU and doing like man on the street type content. And like these people, these people just don't interact with people that don't agree with.
them a lot of times.
Like they don't interact with gay people or people of color or anything like that.
A little bit scared of outsiders.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It seems to be much more of a bubble than Catholicism has.
So that's my beef with the performance.
So while I agree with you, I can actually tie this to, you know, the People's Champion interview
you guys did with Robert a few minutes ago where he was talking about the schools.
Because so if we just connect this to PFT and this is what concerns me about Christianity
as somebody who was raised with it
is you look into like
papal states and different things
that's what PFT wants in our school system, correct?
Big T.
Big T wants that, not PFT.
No, Big T, I said Big T, right?
I don't feel comfortable saying Big T wants that one.
I don't even know what that is.
Well, people states.
Well, yeah, so Big Tee wants like every...
Tutalism.
Every part of America
to have like different things
that they teach their kids.
So it's like in Utah
Every kid would grow up
Learning back to Mormon
That would be their education
It would be Mormon centric
In parts of Boston
It would be the Catholic Church
Runs all the schools
You know
In Texas it would be like
Okay here's
We're going to teach you how to eat a proper steak
Rope and ride
That sort of thing
In Louisiana
Cajians
Here's a beer
Here's a beer working out for yourself
I mean I think a lot of that
already happens culturally. Yeah, culturally, but not, but there's, but there's standards.
Yeah, uniformity and the standards of nationwide education. I think it's a good thing.
Like, for instance, like, we already have in the South right now in some school districts
outside, you know, I live in Charleston, South Carolina, but I grew up in Connecticut,
so I have a unique perspective, I think, much like you do Big Tea. And what I would say is, like,
you look at these smaller areas. Like, I have friends that went to the Citadel here in Charleston,
and they say, war of northern aggression.
Like, the Citadel is supposed to be a good school.
What the fuck?
That's insane.
The war of northern aggression.
So slavery wasn't something that everybody should have wanted to stop.
Obviously, half the country didn't want to stop it,
and that's why we went to war over it, secession, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But it's just kind of, I don't know, something that I don't think,
a road that we don't want to go down.
Well, the good news is Big T is going to come up with the comprehensive plan for education.
education reform, and he's going to pitch it to us, and we're going to figure out if it works
or not. So I'm open to hearing his suggestion. So I'm going to withhold judgment on it until
whatever point it is at Big T feels comfortable releasing that. I will continue to judge it.
So you've made up your decision before you've heard any new information? No, I think that you
haven't thought through your worldview enough yet, but I'm skeptical about your libertarian views
such, so you would have to present to me that you have a
thorough understanding before I think that it would be rational.
Well, but you just said you're not even open to hearing any
explanation? No, I said I'm judging it until then.
Okay. Big tea meat, spin. You have any more beef?
Um, well, I'm trying to think. I mean,
I honestly, the craziest thing is I do have beef with the way you pronounce some
words, but I actually get enjoyment out of it, so I don't want it to stop.
It's like a kink.
Same.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like a special kink.
Yeah, you're jerking off to it.
The clouds.
The clouds.
It gets lonely out here sometimes.
Thanks.
Big T loves me to spin.
All right.
Thank you.
So,
yeah.
Thanks, then.
All right.
You guys have a nice day.
You too.
You too.
Do we want to do one more?
Body J.
This guy's coming in hot.
Yeah.
Big T really just wants to get,
or I mean, sorry,
Billy just wants to get roasted.
Get the fuck out.
Yeah.
All right.
How are we doing there?
Did you add them?
I do want someone to come on and just be like,
fuck you.
I doubt that's going to happen.
They listen to the practice.
They might have a general like,
I don't really fuck with that take or whatever.
Nobody's going to be like, oh, fuck you, bro.
I can't stand you.
Like nobody really going to do that.
I think there are a lot of people who do that.
Maybe not that would come into here,
but they do it on the internet.
Yeah, I just want to, nah, they don't really do that.
Which is what
Notoriously cool people do
I would say 99% of them
Just clowning
Trolling
Yeah no
I mean I think
For some reason I imagine
Just having more of like an Xbox lobby type
Oh wow breaking news
Amon Shumpert
He got arrested for felony weed possession
Felony weed possession
That's hard
At Dallas airport
Yo body J
He got arrest for having 6.1 2 ounces
Yo body J
What's your beef?
another former Cleveland athlete.
Yo, Body Jay, what's your beef?
Can y'all hear me?
I can hear you, Body, Jay.
Yep, yeah.
All right, what's that?
What's your beef?
My beef, bro, is that you don't know how to pronounce
Tyler Childers, bro.
And I want to challenge you doing an MMA fight.
Can you even fight, bro?
Can you even fight?
I don't think that you could grapple for 30 seconds,
bro.
I can grapple.
I'll grapple you, I'll grapple you a friend.
I don't think you can grapple.
I can grapple.
I don't think you can grapple the shit out of you.
I will grapple you. How much you weigh, bro?
2.40? I'll cut a little weight.
Dude, I'll grapple the shit out of you.
I'll put you in so many pretzels.
You'll be smelling your own asshole.
You're not even, you're not even.
No, next time, bro, that's how, like, that's what you do.
You're going to get into a half Nelson, full Nelson 360 summer salt over your asshole.
I'm going to grapple.
shit out you, bro.
Okay, so I'm putting my money on, what's his name, Body J?
Yeah.
Put my money on Body J because I know a lot of wrestlers, and they kind of talk like
Body J talk, which is like calm, and then Billy, the way that Billy's talking is
the perfect example of somebody who would get their ass kicked by wrestling.
I will grapple the shit out of Body J.
Body J, what is your grappling background, brother?
D3 wrestlers, so nothing crazy, but, like, decent.
Yeah, not.
I'm from Ohio.
Yeah.
What's your grapple of background, Billy?
Here and there, grappling.
His cousin Dale.
I'm taking, I'm taking, I'm taking body, buddy, Jay.
Yeah, Body, Jay, if you, if you wrestle for two or more years collegiately and everything that goes into that, he would kick your ass.
I know that.
I'm just trying to make you entertain.
I thought we were trying to beef with people, not just, like, be rational.
So Billy's beef strategy was just, like, scream at somebody that.
joined the show that wanted to jack him up.
I think Body J wins the verbal grapple as well.
Can I say one more thing before I get off here?
Sure.
No, no, you can stay on if you got more beef.
Shout out KB, no swag for his scholarship take, for real.
I know a lot of people probably disagree with me, but I'm behind that shit for sure.
What is his scholarship take?
What was his take?
Who's the KV?
He works here.
Oh.
You'd hit him.
Love the show, y'all. Thank you.
Thank you.
Fuck Billy.
Hey, fuck you, buddy, Jay.
I'm grabbing the shit out of you.
Do it, can we just imagine what KB's scholarship take was?
It was.
Assuming it has something to do with wrestling.
Yeah, it was, oh shit.
He talks about it on the case race.
It was, fuck.
Should I go get him?
How about if you beat a wrestler?
You get his scholarship from.
Is that it?
Whatever it is.
I like that.
I'm going to text KB real quick.
Talks amongst yourselves.
I got way too hyped up for that.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, you did.
I thought we'd get a pro off.
Billy, these people do enjoy our content.
I know.
I don't know.
They enjoyed so much
that they're willing to talk to us
on a Wednesday.
KB said third string players
don't deserve a scholarship.
They failed in life
at their best thing.
They don't deserve a full ride.
This is talking about Billy?
No, third string, not D3.
Third string wrestlers.
The quote is,
third string players don't deserve a scholarship.
They failed in life at their best thing.
They don't deserve a full ride.
Well, who gets them?
First string.
Should take.
And second, obviously.
Okay, so I think, so from some other tweets, I think he's saying, like, football gets 85 scholarships, wrestling gets 10 or whatever.
So if you're like a shitty football player who's on a scholarship.
Right.
Is he a capitalist?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Katie's the type where.
He's an elf.
Yeah.
Are you about to be, you about to be pro, pro markets?
I think he's a hobbit.
What pays the bills?
I'm not, I'm not, not pro markets in this current economy.
But if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're going to say 85 people get a scholarship, but it's, but your, but your school also doesn't bring in the ticket sales, the wrestling school doesn't bring in the ticket sales nowhere close to the football team, then what is, you're an actual complaint?
Yeah, I mean, stuff has to be paid for.
Can I ask you something?
Because if that's the argument, then like, what about Title IX?
I've already had a hot take about women's basketball in general.
But I'm for free college.
But if we're talking about the system that we're operating in, under what context are you asking Title IX?
Well, like, so there are a lot of schools who have had to get rid of men's programs that are like national
championship caliber programs because there has to be an even number of scholarships for men
and women. So to add a women's sport, they have to take away a men's sport that may be doing
really well. Yeah. That's the byproduct of our society. And all of these are, all of these
are non-revenue, like none of these sports are making money. So it's just swap on one for the other.
Yeah, I don't, I don't necessarily agree with every aspect of it. But also, that's under the
context of the current system, I think school should be free.
My take on Title IX is that we're better off with Title IX than we were before,
but there's a lot of challenges that come with Title IX that are not fair.
And that's one of the things that happens.
And it's unfortunate where there have been a number of really, really good rugby schools,
for example, that have had to really way cut back.
I think Cal had to no longer offer varsity rugby, and they're like a dominant program.
That may have been one.
I feel like we watch.
something on it. And there was, Cal was one of the schools. I think that may have been the
program. Yeah. Overall, we're in a better place with Title IX because there's more
opportunities for women to compete in college athletics, which is good. I think it's great
to have, like, it's a lot of opportunities for women getting to play sports throughout
their collegiate careers is a great thing for them. And it's a great thing for their families
and overall positive. But the bad part that goes along with that sometimes is other non-revenue
sports have to be taken away from men. And that's not good either.
But I think overall we're in a better place than we were before it passed.
I'm a huge fan of Title IX because female athletes won't be going to parties on nights.
You might have a game the next day because they have games the next day too.
So they'll be down to not party and chill.
That's a great take.
I love it.
That's perfect.
With a great summation of the benefits behind Title IX by Billy.
That's the best Title IX pro statement.
I am so pro female athletics.
It gives girls a reason to stay in and hang out.
with Billy.
Whatever, whatever gets us there.
Okay, I think that's a good start of what's the beef.
I'm sure that it'll even get better from here.
So this is our first time trying it.
Thank you.
We're going to refine it and tame Billy a little bit more.
Yeah, we'll give one person per week a chance to call in and say what you would beat Billy in.
Honestly, just, I want all the beef.
I want to sound like an Xbox lobby.
Get in there.
No, I don't want to sound like an Xbox lobby.
Too many slurs.
Without the slurs.
Some guy just wrote P.
T is the guy who messages your girl the day after you break up.
That's messed up.
No, that's not fair.
I message her while you're still together.
And then she dumps you.
So KB said proportionally football doesn't deserve many more scholarships than other sports.
85 for football, 11 for baseball is kind of ridiculous.
Yeah, it's fair.
It's fair to say it's ridiculous.
That's not, that's not, I don't agree with that.
That's what I'm saying.
If you working under this economy, it doesn't make sense.
It's doggy dog.
And I thought capitalists like that.
shit.
Also, maybe choose football instead of other sports.
It's the biggest money generator, so it should have more, more massaging.
Also, I think NIL is helping with that a lot.
Like, I know big baseball schools where, yeah, you only have 11.7 scholarships, but they're
now able to tell players like, don't worry about it, you're not on scholarship, but we'll take
care of that yeah that that is good it's a great thing okay well thank you guys very much for tuning in
for calling in love you guys and we will see you next week next week special announcement
big guest monday um billy and i won't be on that show we're going on grit week we're going
to have uh somebody else from the office fill in in our place you'll have to stay and figure out
who that's going to be but we will see you next week
Hmm.