Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: The Four Horsemen

Episode Date: June 23, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing, PFT, Big T, Maddog and Avery take over to give their top five sayings they want banned from the internet. It's a fun show with a lot of Big T banter you don't want to miss. Also, an update on the Science Fair. Make sure to tune into Macrodosing, every Tuesday at 7am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. Welcome back to nanodosing. Welcome back, guys. We missed you. Hope you missed us. We're here to the studio. We got me Big T. Avery Mad Dog, the four horsemen.

Is this the fewest people we've ever had on the show? Without a doubt. Yeah. Absolutely it is. So it's going to be just the Big T hour. Big T's thoughts. Go. I don't think you're ready for that.

unfiltered. I don't think you're, it's got, two year mark, we'll, we'll do that. Two year mark, really? That's going to be the big two solo. I mean, I would, I would love to do that. I don't think y'all are ready. I don't think the internet is ready. It's like creed thoughts.

Yeah. It's shocking stuff. Yeah. You've got to put it on a separate server. Even for the potosphere. Yeah. But, yeah, we are excited to announce that we're putting out the science fair. Is it out by the time that this comes out, Avery?

I'm praying it is. I'm just waiting. It's literally done. I have to add one more part We just did it in here But it's done I'm just waiting on the last word from C4 Because there were some things in there

That we were questioning Whether we could put out or not But they're all in there So we're excited I have a question for you Yeah Do you think that It's not long enough

Oh you think it should be longer How long is it? It's an hour Yeah, it's an hour We think there's a possibility It could be cut down well I don't know I just I wasn't expecting an hour long so when I opened up the drop box and I saw an hour I was like this is this is longer than I thought it would be oh it's great wait

you think it's longer than you thought it was going to be yeah no I was joking when I said could it be longer oh no this is like so I I cut a lot of stuff like I cut there was a whole deliberation point where you and Aaron went in and talked about like how you're going to like who you graded like what you gave them I had to cut all that because we were originally going to section it for 30 minutes and I was just like you know what like people are used to this podcast being four hours like people watch an hour long science fair so I figured I think an hour is a really good runtime he makes a fair point there it is consistent with the brand I will counter with if we wanted people to watch this on like the main barstool channels

who are not used to listening to our three and a half hour podcast would it possibly be too long no I think it I think it's like it gave the substance it needed like you wouldn't be able to connect certain things without the time frame that it was like you watched it did you feel like it could have been cut down see that's the thing i don't know but like the funniest part of it is like 40 minutes in yeah so i don't know it just felt we'll make clips out of it of it of course yeah without a doubt sure i think i mean i think a ton of people are going to make clips out of it i think it's just something that like when you have a sponsor and you have something you have to give substance it can't be like just like a short quick cut video and i feel like this is something that

that like can push us to do like more longer scale videos whether it's like you know longer vlogs or like mix-ins with you know live shows i think the the longer videos play i really do okay listen i'm gonna see i'm gonna let you run with it we'll see i'm gonna say go for it yeah i was just i was taken aback by the length of it i was taken aback with how much i didn't end up wanting to cut because i talked to our head producers here and i was just like you know what do we think we should make this so you know a two parter should we make it one and i was just like you know what like i don't want to make people wait for the whole product like people can skip around people can watch a little bit and then you know take a break and finish it i think it's just like a free scale

like watch as much as you want of it there's some great parts in it i think people are going to really love it so you know it is great i think i think i think the length is good i'm happy with it what were the highlights for you guys oh my god uh jersey jersey jersey jerry jersey jerry stole the show he stole the show. It was probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I was laughing so hard. There's one really funny part. We all know Arrian just doesn't care about Tennessee. But Mincy's like, yeah, he's like, we dug the, he's like, I dug a fork in them. He's like, I killed him. And then Aaron just like goes to his notepad and just like pretends to write something down, but he doesn't give a shit. I thought it was really good. Yeah, Mincy does a great job. I'll preview

Mincy. He instructs us how to grow a game. Yes. And he gives the explanation the full breakdown. and he kind of he opened up the kimono yeah he spilled all the tea about how how to grow a game so he kind of gives that away a little bit i don't know if like is that smart on his part now everyone's going to be growing games yeah i don't know we'll find out it was great the whole thing was great and i'm really like happy that everybody like you know put a lot of work into it even like nick nick had an original idea that ended up having to be cut but his next idea was incredible like and he just thought of it on the spot so everybody who watch watches it. If you haven't seen it yet, you're going to love it. Yep. All right. Well, we'll find out. Yeah.

Let's see. We'll test the attention span of America. Exactly. Yeah. I'm always like big a proponent of like keep things shorter because people have shorter attention spans now like quicker cuts. But I just think like this will will really play. I do. I think jerry's could also be a really good TikTok. Jerry's could be like his own like video. Jerry should do a weekly science project. Yes. But it's funny like we did like a little cut before. PFT and I were just talking and PFT's like I don't think Jerry gets the concept of like the science fair he's just doing a magic trick yeah no he's just like he came up to me and he goes he goes so I figured out what trick I'm going to do PFT or no he calls me Eric he's like he's like the only one of the office that does it I don't know why I started but I never stopped him and I think it's funny I think it's awesome so he's like I think I know what I'm going to do for my for my trick Eric I was like what do you mean trick you mean that your experiment he was like yeah trick experiment you know whatever I also just asked him if he thought he was going to win and he's like, no. It did have like an element of science to it. Yeah, there was science involved. Absolutely. But it's it's laugh out loud hysterical. He tested a hypothesis.

He did do that, put it that way. So yeah, Arian is at Disney World Disneyland right now. So he's going to be putting out some content for us down there, I think, or at least a couple videos. And then Mad Dogg, you're here, but you don't have a mic. you know we have we got two mics over there if you want to sit on the couch yeah you can you can you have to do you have to do no it's just me I know one needs to see me okay like she's just flipping between you guys to me no one needs to see me the man the man behind this yeah yeah I'd rather you have a mic for this episode absolutely then do that behind the scenes because this way we've got

four people instead of three exactly we can't have we can't be dropping any more people I feel different yeah what's different about the couch is it more comfortable it is it is comfortable I feel like a guest. I don't think I've ever done any sort of interview or been on a podcast on that couch. I'm curious to know, like, what the guests think when they're sitting there. It's kind of intimidating. Is it? Yeah, I feel like all eyes are on me a little bit.

Yeah, it is. It's definitely under the lights over there. Yeah. So, yeah, we also started the Discord. I joined the Discord yesterday. It's a wild place. It's the Wild West. It really is.

It's like, it's, if you were to combine, like, Twitter, a chat room, Reddit, Reddit, and crack cocaine all into one. That's kind of what you get on the Discord. It's nicer than the Reddit, though, but people just talk about everything. Like right now everyone's talking about whether they think pit bulls should be allowed in homes. Let's go. Let's have that debate. I get it because of the episode, but like there's a lot of, just a lot of opinions.

Yeah. I think people are nicer because we're on there, you know? Yeah, yeah, I can see that where they're interacting. We're on the Reddit, but we're not on the Reddit. I'm not on the Reddit. I'm all up on the Reddit. Are you on the Barstall Reddit too? No, not the main one. No, not that one. Yeah. I'm a narcissist. I just want to see what people are saying about me. The best advice I could give any new employee that starts here. Don't look at it. And they all fall down the same trap. They all, you know, people talk, they say good things about them when they first start on the Reddit. And so they start reading everything and they get obsessive about it. And they think that the Reddit controls everything that happens here at the company. And in reality, it's like the smallest, like 1% of the people that pay attention to Barstool. But then people start basing their actions on what they say on the Reddit. And then the second they turn on you, then you go down a big deep hole and you're like, oh, shit, everyone hates me.

And that's a tough thing to get over. I would always say, like, don't read the Reddit. I'm very glad that macrodosing has a subreddit. That's very cool. If you're on there, I appreciate you know that. But also know that, like, I'm not going to be reading the Reddit and getting like my takes and advice from what's happening on the Reddit. But also, like, no one's mean to you on the Reddit.

Yeah, I was going to say. Like, you're not the point of- You're the person who should be reading it. It's just a fusive praise. I don't know about that. All I'm saying is that, like, the people that love you online will eventually hate you at some point online.

And if you put too much stock in what they're saying, the second they turn on you, you're like, oh, no. Like my biggest fan club hates me. And then that messes you up. If it helps, Big T, it's a big T summer on the Reddit. Is it really? People love Big Tee. Big T's stock is...

Big T's stock is way up. No, I don't think I've ever seen a trajectory like Big T's. Like, it started low and it's higher than I've ever seen it. I've said for a long time, you might hate me when you first meet me, but if you stick around for a while, I'm like... You're in a quiet taste. Yeah. Well, the thing about Big T is he's very consistent.

Like, it's all of them that have changed. It's not Big T. You just kind of... it now you you understand his brain and and that's why we love him on the show and for everyone that says like get big tea off the show um there's more and more people that are realizing like big tea should be running the show i didn't and you will on the two year anniversary that we do have to do that yeah so sick yeah you also at some point need to throw some three chi in for an episode 100 000 youtube subscribers we're fifth of the way there let's go it's going to happen and i'm sure

that this way is this video going to come out on macrodosing or on macrodosing yeah okay so you have to subscribe to subscribe that thing could do numbers could do numbers for sure make sure that you leave in the comments section how much you hate big t yeah say that i don't care and then i don't care what the comments are i just want more comments on it that's yeah so everything you've got numbers or numbers numbers or numbers also make sure you join the discord because we're going to be doing a lot with it. Not next week or the week after because the next week we're only doing one episode and the following week we're only doing one episode. But when we go back to nanodosings after the July 4th week, we're going to do live video questions. So we're going to

still have the voicemails, but we're also going to do live video questions in the Discord. So you'll be able to talk to us live while we're recording and ask us questions. So it's going to be really cool. I'm excited about it. So I was on the Discord last night for a little bit. Chopped it up with the folks on there. A couple things. And this just applies to the internet in general, I would like to ban the phrase, he's not going to fuck you, bro. Yeah, that sucks. I would like to, I would like to ban it because, first of all, anything could happen. Second of all, it's just become, it's become a lazy way to put somebody down for expressing joy at anything.

It's so rude. It is. You should have, you should have texted us this before the show or maybe we can just take a five-minute break right now because phrases that should be banned from me. Okay, I love it. Let's do it. Let's take a five-minute pause for the cause. Come back and then we'll, do you want to do a top five list? Yeah, yeah. Okay, top five list, phrases that should be banned from the internet. Okay.

Just give me five. Wait, wait, are we still recording? Yeah. Okay. Official ride share company. It's banned from mine. BFT, not a PMT, Big T's just going to go to his blocked words on Twitter. Okay, we'll come back in five. Hey guys, Avery here.

Just a little quick update on the science fair. I know we talked a lot about it and I'm sitting here editing and I'm thinking about it. It is done. The science fair is literally done. It is sitting in the YouTube queue ready to go. We just have to wait for a couple approvals from the upper high ups, but they still haven't had a chance to look over it. So we're just waiting on that. I promise.

I really appreciate your patience. I'm sorry. I'm not being lazy. Trust me. It is done. The science fair is done. This will be worth the wait. I promise, just give it a little bit more time.

I wanted to get it to you before this. Can't do it, unfortunately. But I promise by the end of today, it should be out. Promise. I really appreciate you guys waiting for this. And I'm telling you, it is so funny. I can't wait for you guys to see it. Thanks so much.

And I love you all. All right. Let's get to it. Top five words are phrases that should be banned from the internet in our opinion. Actually, no, fuck our opinion. This is the correct list. That's what it's going to be. So we'll debate it.

I think we have more than five total written up here. I think I have one, two, three, four, five. I've got five my own. I'm sure you guys have multiples, but we'll debate them. We'll come up with our top five and we'll publish that. Okay. So who wants to go first? I feel like big tease.

He's fired up. Yeah, let him go. Well, like, I know I'm going to think of better ones later. Like, I don't think these are that good. That's fine. It was, it was searched and thought of by you in five minutes. The one I feel strongest about is blank is over party. If you've ever said so-and-so is over-party, you are the lowest plebe in society.

You are the worst among us. Wait, now this is going to be fun because I'm going to search for Big T saying all these things. Let's see. Connor H. Knapp over party. Let's find out. Have you ever used it? No. It's clean.

Yeah, I mean, there's no way. Came back clean. It's a big stand thing. like people if someone goes like if you refer to yourself unironically as a stand of something you are the worst among us we stand when somebody says we stand well like i've you can say like that's a like girly thing to say but like if you actually say like i am a xyz stand you're definitely a tennessee stand though you can be one without saying that you are yeah that's true yeah but it's different to say or like if you say i'm in the what's the um

the BTS Army or something. Like, if you say something like that, you are, like, go to hell. There are definitely people that find their sense of community online just by becoming, like, diehard, rabid fans of things. Me in high school. What were you? One direction. Did you have, like, a Twitter account dedicated with, like, Harry Stiles picture? I had a Tumblr, which is even worse.

Can you bring it up? I actually bought it up yesterday, yeah. Bring it up. Let's get into the mind of high school Mad Dog. there's uh there's definitely like these weird communities that they form and coalesce around artists i've noticed for some reason the katy perry fans crazy people insane they tend to be Brazilian come through brazil i made a i made a joke about katy perry i think it was during the national championship game the football game this year and uh it was like what the fuck

is katy perry doing on my tv real football fans want to see ed shiren and it was was quote tweeted into oblivion by a bunch of Katie Perry fans in Brazil. And it was nuts. They got real mean at me. They were like bringing up pictures of me and being like, look at you. Look at you. Katie Perry is beautiful and look at you. It was very funny, but it was a shocking corner of the internet that I did not know existed.

BTS is like that except times a million. Yeah. Like what's Katie Perry really up to now to like have a army on Twitter? Like, BTS, BTS. I mean, One Direction still has that. And they ended seven years ago. Is Katie Perry, like, I feel like there was one weekend where we all just decided that Katie Perry is over party. Well, that's the other thing.

Sometimes people just get canceled for like, we're like done. Yeah, she was, people were just like, okay, I think we're done about Katie Perry right now. In the same way that people, like how Miles Teller is having a moment, he came out, not nowhere because he's in a movie, but it's so you can turn on a dime like that. Like Taylor Swift had a lot of Taylor Swift was over. parties. I'd also move to ban cancel entirely. Ah, I was going to say that. Okay. Yeah, cancel's lost all meaning I think at this point. And now it's just a debate about can people be canceled? Yeah, it's so stupid. Also like what's deserving of

canceling. Yeah, is it real? Who got canceled? I won't be can't. Oh, no, I'm going to get canceled for this. Yeah. So I got canceled for this, but I can't do this. Yeah, it's become a debate about the debate right now. But I think with the Katie Perry thing, there's one weekend in particular where she announced her new tour. This This might have been, I think it was during part of my take, because I think we talked about it at the time. I want to say 2016 or 2017, she announced a tour and sold like, I don't know, 10% of her tickets over the first weekend, which is nothing. And then everyone's like, oh, I guess we just don't like Katie Perry anymore. And that was that.

And it moves on so quickly. I still, for the record, like Katie Perry. She's got bangers. She does have bangers. Okay. Go off Big T. You want me to keep going? Keep going.

No, you do one of yours. I'll do one of mine. Fine. besides the one that I already brought up he's not going to fuck you bro yeah okay uh rent free oh that's good that's a good one rent free living rent free in your head it can mean anything

at this point like if you if if uh ever you're watching the rangers play and like you take a game in the playoffs you beat the penguins and you're like yeah in your face i love new york people be like crosbie rent free in your head right now it's like no i was just saying that we won but everything can be twisted to be rent-free. College football is a big rent-free.

Oh, yeah. We're living rent-free. Yeah. You do live rent-free. Big T, actually, I'll say this. Big T does live rent-free a lot of people said. That is true. That's an exception.

We need a new phrase for it. Yeah. Like rent-free, why would you, why would you say that that's like a good thing for somebody to be living rent-free? It's not. It's like an insult. Yeah, but I'm saying like, I don't understand the insult really. I guess it's saying like, I don't give a fuck about you, but you care.

about me. I'd rather say like Big T has like a five car penthouse with a garage like like you know what I mean? Big T's almost a slum lord yeah like he's Big T's got two mansions with 10 car garages in your brain. Big T's got like

no he's got like 17 apartment buildings with 7,000 units in them each. He's a New York City landlord yeah just spread out across all of your brains right now and I just raised the rent 400% this year Big T makes you pay money to him for him to live inside your brain.

It's not rent controlled either. It's not. It's going up every year. He's not fixing the fucking toilet either. Go down the hardware store, send him an invoice, take that money out of your rent check. This is completely unrelia. You want to know what they did in my apartment recently? My shower drain was fucked up.

So they came to fix it. And this guy ripped half my bathroom floor out to get to a pipe or something. He did fix the drain. And they goes, they'll be back to fix that later and just not, I'm still missing half my floor. This was a month ago. That is, it's classic. That happened to me when, when they came in to fix my roof because it was leaking last summer. We're getting all these rainstorms.

They just like chipped off all the paint. What's up, Hank? Hank, come on in. Okay. Hank's guest appearance. Hank, we're doing a list of phrases that should no longer be allowed to be used on the internet. What do you want? Do you have anything?

It's giving me. oh it's giving it's giving me no it's giving like blank yeah like oh my god it's okay so it's giving have you not heard this i don't think so it's giving it's giving it's giving it's giving me boomer vibes it's giving boomer oh like you just say whatever you're going to say but you say it's giving before it's so cringy is literally giving um boomer vibes no i was going to say that like pfd is giving c4 right now yeah they just it's this is a young female thing to say i've completely missed on this one it's a big crutch it's a it's a crutch for for younger like you remember like a year ago when people were like

oh not not pft drinking a c4 yeah yeah yeah it's it's giving or like how i how i screamed when you see something funny you're like yeah like yeah you got to get rid of the how it's just i screamed yeah i'm yellow p o v p o v you're p ov was on my list actually sneak peek is on it because people don't fucking use that term POV if yeah people just completely ruin POV but okay it's giving that

I'm gonna put this in my file I'm gonna start using it yeah you using it would be fun I'm gonna start using it in a month a 21 year old girl who goes to a baseball game will post it on Instagram and say it's giving summer yeah oh like or like you it'll be good

for football season like someone throws an interception and you just say it's giving interception like someone else that used to throw interceptions it's giving it's giving Yeah, it's giving breadfathers. Yeah. Okay.

Okay, yeah, I'm going to start. I'm going to break that out football season. Thank you, Hank. That was lit. That's another one that I'm using right now. I was going to say lit might need to be on that. No, no, it's what that's, I go, I have like a schedule. I don't write them down or anything, but I move on.

My, my pace is I jump on something about like three to four months after it's already cringy. I wait even longer than that. And then I start to bring it back. And it's super. I'm in to your so true phase right now. I think that's fun. Yeah. So true. So true. I love so true. So that's like a that's old school though. That's not like a trend. That's just I think you're funny. That's just so true. It's just so true. It's giving true. See, I already hate it. Just just so you know, I'm making this announcement on every platform that I'm on. Uh, July,

mid July, I think around the 16th, I'm going to start saying yeat. So when we're in when we're in the shore, We'll start the yeet up. Yep, that'll be the, that'll be the yeat up. I miss it. That's actually a great, that's a great fucking name for any sort of like get together. You want to have a yeat up? The macrodosing yeat up. Yeah.

At the boardwalk. Let's go. We're going to go to DJs and have a yeat up. God, people are going to fucking hate that. Wait, say the name of that place again. DJs. Oh, I thought you said. That didn't sound like what you said.

Would you think? I thought you said like DA's. Which it does look like it's some sort of French word. Yeah, the. What Jeff D. Lowe always says he's like a French American establishment. All right. So I had rent free. Avery, you're up.

All right. I couldn't really think of one like specifically, but I hate when people are like, like dude, let it go. Like, tell me to let it go. Like, I don't like when people tell me to let something go. Like, if I'm passionate about something, like, fuck off. Like, I'm just going to keep going at it. I bet you fucking hated Frozen.

No. No. Frozen's not bad. No, it's great. Do you not get the joke? Yeah, the song. let it go but i frozen too even better than the first one yeah i people hate but you said he's not gonna fuck you one is it's good that might have to be on their top five people hate passion

on the internet people hate when you're passionate about something yeah that's true they also like to be the first person to disagree with something that somebody's saying yeah like oh i thought like oh i kind of like doing that oh i i hated them i've i've been i've been hating them since blah blah shut up how many people you think have told dave portnoy like he's eating pizza dude let it go it's pizza yeah probably a lot it's or this is a big thing right now a lot of people like on TikTok adopt like the whole

pizza review thing again like they'll do like I saw a guy doing like a fried ravioli review or like you know the guy who drinks beers and reviews them like they'll be like it's giving day pornoi I hate this I hate it so much it's giving might need to be right now that and

he's not gonna fuck you or one in or in the tight race for one I want to do I want to put it's giving on the list but it was from Hank who's a notorious macrodosing hater so maybe but maybe this will get him back

in everyone's good grace he's a recurring guest though I think that on the list we should have and Hank's corner and Hank's corner is it's giving that's a very good one though

okay I like that mad dog gonna be pretty basic slurs oh okay you went way too serious with this

no but how do we feel about that big tea that sounds like like tech censorship to me. I think we're all anti-sler. Yeah, I think we're all anti-sler. Actually, though, POV. People, the whole thing on TikTok is like, it used to be like POV TikToks were like a trend kind of right around the pandemic starting. And it would be like cringy white boys being like, hey, baby girl, like pretending that you're, the phone is a girl and it would be like you're dating

them or something. That's a correct way to use POV. Right, because it's a point of view. Now people will just say POV, like, okay, someone right now could be like, POV, you're in the part of my day studio. Like, no, no, no, no, no. You're not just like, you can't just say POV in front of something and be like, oh, now you're here. It has to be like the phone acts as eyes. Yes.

But the point of the view is the eye. People don't know how to use that. And it makes me so irrationally angry. I agree with that. I agree 100%. I think that POV has been co-opted. And it's just overdone. It's lost its meaning.

Big T. Because of course. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's a bad one. Subway is delayed today because of course. I hate it. That's a big millennial one. No, he's definitely right.

You know who, okay, so we go both ways on this podcast. That's a big Democrat saying. Oh, absolutely. Because of course it is. Yeah. Uh-huh. And why are we making fun of Biden falling off a bike? Because of course.

Or why are, why, why? Republicans making fun of Biden playing off of White? Because of course. Everyone should make fun of Biden falling off the bike. If Trump would have fallen off the bike, it would have been even funnier. Yes. Oh, it would have been 10 times for a year. Because he would have gotten up and said something. Yeah, he would have made it. He would have had that extra panache

with Biden falling off the bike. It was funny because of kind of how pathetic it was. Yeah. But with Trump, it would have been like a whole spectacular. Trump would have made it funnier. He'd go off to the bike maker. He'd be like, whoever makes his bike is terrible. Did you see? He would go on like a speaking tour. And for the next five days, he'd go out.

out there and do like 15 minutes on bikes yeah it started off and it would be great you'd be like we don't might bikes anymore in this country like we used to nick adams got mad at me on twitter i saw that that was funny dude me and him nick adams i i'm still not convinced that he's like is he real no he's a plant he's a plan i don't know but he beats me he mentally alphas me every time yeah he runs circles around everybody he's actually the best internet user of all time maybe he knows what to do it no one really knows what he does but he just goes fucking viral. Trump's favorite author.

Yes. That's actually not true. Trump's favorite author is himself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Art of the deal. Best selling book of all time.

That in the Bible. No, he actually said Bible's number one. Art of the deal is number two. It was very gracious of them. That's a good one, though, Big T. Because of course. My second one, I guess my third, stay classy. That's good.

Or just the word classy. So Anchorman came out. out by my watch, uh, what, 17 years ago at least, yeah. And stay classy San Diego was a, um, it was a okay line. I don't think it was anything noteworthy in the movie. Even when it came out, it's not like people running around being like, stay classy, stay classy. And now it's just anytime somebody does anything bad, it's stay classy. Anytime it's, it's used a lot in sports fan bases. Oh, that's when, uh, you get stay classy a lot as a Tennessee fan. When, when, when Drew Gilbert got kicked out of the Notre Dame game for telling the umpire he was fucking horrible it was

just oh stay classy Tennessee I mean our baseball team this year got stay classy a ton yes and then the fans at the stadium throwing mustard onto the field yeah a lot of a lot of Ole Miss fans and stay classy two years before they had pelted their floor with trash after we won a basketball game but everybody seems to forget that I like to go of course because of course they did it's giving Oxford, Mississippi. I'm going to go, and I used to do this a lot. I haven't done in a while. But after any incident like that happens, I just do a Twitter search for Classy.

And then I just go to retweet spree and just retweet everyone being like classy, classy, classy, class act. Stay classy. Avery. This is one. I hate when people call you like a pussy. Like, I just think it's like fighting words and like, you're not going to fight me. Like you're like people who are like all like fight like like DM or even DM. Like, they're just like, yeah, like, I'll fight you anywhere anytime.

Like, no, you won't. Like, if I saw you in the street, you wouldn't fight. There's no way. When was the last time you got, you got proposition for a fight? Probably recently. Oh, after the Rangers lost, it was all in my DMs. Pussy, loser. Did you write back to anybody being like, hey, let's fight?

Well, I only wrote back to the people who were Pittsburgh and Carolina fans because I had a chance to. The other people, I just kind of left it. Someone said me and my whole family should jump in front of a train. There's some serious stuff in there Stay classy Yeah That would be a wild move

To have like an entire family The range is lost Yeah It kind of stinks All right So people that just call you pussy And want to fight you Yeah

Specifically me Yeah Okay All right Mad dog I know mine suck by the way No that's I think I like that

It's a nice insight into your brain Yeah Mid No mid is good Mid is good Well mid has been It's been overdone misrepresented. It's been, now it just means bad. But that's not what it means. It literally doesn't

mean. It means it's okay. But now people are like, that's so mid and they mean like it sucks. Well, then it's not mid. Well, let me ask you, if somebody calls something mediocre, it's kind of like a put down, but not really put down. Right. But like mid, like you've advocated to bring back mids because it's fine. Yeah. It's okay. Yeah, but now it just means bad. What about mid-Atlantic? is that like the worst well that's a bad example because mid-Atlantic is bad but what what do you have against mid-atlantic like the region yeah i mean it's just it's just trash isn't that where you're from yeah it sure is yeah you think i think i'm trash no virginia's okay but like maryland well Delaware Delaware i mean we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here in terms of

states what is the best thing about Delaware The tax write-offs? Leaving. Yeah, getting out of Delaware. Dewey Beach is fun for a day? I've never heard of either of those in my entire life. They're decent beaches for like a day, but they're just, they're chaotic. I don't believe there are beaches in the Northeast.

I don't consider them the beach. No, it's a beach. What about Jersey Shore? No, not the beach. The beaches in Florida and a little bit of South Carolina. There's beaches in Cleveland. There absolutely is not. No, it's not a beach in Cleveland.

No, I will never go to a beach in the North Carolina. What about North Carolina? Outer Banks. Well, that's not the northeast. No, it's not a... But even I would never go on vacation to North Carolina. What about South Carolina? I said a little bit of South Carolina.

Like Kiowa, the beach. Hilton had. California? California also the beach, but like being from the south, I'm... You don't go to. Florida. Yeah.

But California has beaches. Real beaches are California, Florida, a tiny sliver of South Carolina. Nowhere else has the beach. Texas. No. I used to go to the beach. Beach in Texas. I don't get beaches in Texas.

What body of water? Gulf of Mexico. The thing about Texas beaches are they're the dirtiest places on earth. They're awful. Like, they encourage you to drive onto the beach. If you don't drive your car and park it on the beach, they're like, what are you doing? Like, this is what you do.

It's just a line of cars, as far as I can see. You just park your car and you set up your blanket like in front of your car. It's bizarre. And then there's all this like tar and the oil. that come in on the waves so your feet get dirty there's tar on the sand it's a dirty place

Texas beaches don't count I agree with that but I will say that Jersey Shore is a legit beach have you ever been? I've like driven through it no you haven't you haven't driven through the

like the actual shore towns yeah I've been to DJs not into it I've been in the parking lot you didn't go inside they were closed okay you just stopped by to take a picture uh to make a video yeah okay we need to you'll change your tune when you come to the jersey shore this summer i'm excited it's fun i don't think so listen i i didn't grow up going to

jersey beaches i didn't know what the deal was now i get it i like them also the i'm not gonna say that but what jersey shore not not exactly my crowd either okay guidoes yeah a bunch of Italians, bunch of 20, no, stop. Just the, the, the, I don't know. It's not, it's not my, it's not my, it's not my vibe. So the great thing about the Jersey Shore is different towns have different vibes to them. So some places, you go out and it's just all 23 year olds, 24 year olds. Kids right out of college, they've got a summer house that they split between like 12 of their good friends. And that's fun. That's a great time for them. I would not want to be around that right now. Like I don't want to spend a summer living in a town like that. Yeah, that sounds like my worst nightmare. But there are some other places that are more grown. more established and you can also go out and have fun in them but it's mostly for people in their late 20s to 30s that's fine that's what we're just not the beach okay all right we'll figure that out all right uh who's up next is it madeline i just did mid mid that's what we got it too so i think it's me uh break the internet yep oh god big t big t's just good at this shit i i don't really know any ones, but Big T

he's just lights up. He's taking batting practice right now. Just dingers. That's what I do, brother. It's giving All-Star. These are tap-ins for Big T. It's giving classic Tee. These are empty-net tapins. You good? All right.

That's so funny. Keep going. Keep going, Big T. Talk to me about it. No, just talk to me about your choice. I mean, that's, you know, this is going to break the internet. No, it's not. It's not. The internet has seen a video with 7,000 views before. It's not going to break the internet. Oh, I've got, oh, that brings me to another one that I didn't even write down, but this made me think of it. X is not ready. Vegas is not ready. Yes. Yes, it is. Vegas has seen 19-year-old sorority girls before. They are prepared. They're absolutely ready. Nashville, definitely ready for your bachelorette party. I probably. promise it will be the same when you leave as when you got there. Yeah, I think Nashville has fireball, actually.

So you'll be good to go. Yeah, no, they've got it down pat at this point. They've seen it all. There's nothing you can do to surprise Nashville. I assure you they're ready. A lot of girls in high school do that, like to do congratulations for their friends. Like, Hofstra is not ready for you. UT is not ready for South Carrick room 1215 in the fall.

Yeah, they are. I promise. They do it every single year. Okay, I got one that's very similar to big T's. This is going to break the internet. This is hanging in the Louvre. Oh, yeah. Hang this in the Louvre.

I don't hate that one as much, but it is overused. It's starting to get dry. It's get, it's overused at this point because there's just, first of all, it's not really that much of a compliment. in it. I've been to the Louvre. It's a, it's a mid museum. It's not that great. Really? Mona Lisa's mid as fuck. That's what I've heard. Yeah, not impressed. I went into the Louvre, made a B-line for the Mona Lisa, saw it.

I was like, okay, that's the Mona Lisa, then got the fuck out. There are better museums in Paris. Better music, many. I wouldn't even say that the Louvre is a top three museum in Paris. How about that? Suck on that. Ranked your top three Paris museums. Okay. Number one, I'm going to go. Muzé d'Orsay? Mousie d'Orsay sounds like it would be in France. I'm not familiar with it.

It's fantastic. It's got sculptures. It's got a lot of impressionist paintings in it. It's got, like, when you think of classic art, Mousie D'Orsay has a lot of it. The Louvre has a lot of giant paintings of Jesus and a lot of giant paintings of like old. Oh, you hate Christ? Well, no, I actually want to take that back. Christ is mad.

I want to take that. No, it's like giant paintings. That was a question, not a statement, by the way. It's giant paintings of like white Jesus as a baby and then like a bunch of people standing around like in robes looking at white Jesus and then like a pope with a book in his hand. That's kind of what the Louvre is all about. It's not great. You can go and fact check me on this.

Great outside though. Great architecture. Wonderful outside to it. And then the lines are just way too long. I'm going to say number two is the pompadou. museum in Paris that's more of a modern and contemporary art museum but in a cool way so uh i saw this one painting there and it was just blue that's all that it was there's a giant canvas that was blue and i saw it from across the room and i was like oh here we go this is you know when you

hear of all the the bad stuff about modern art it's like this guy just probably what i'm thinking right now yeah exactly this guy just painted blue on a canvas and then i went up to and i stared at it. I was like, this is honestly the best blue that I've ever seen. I've never seen a blue like it. Come to find out this dude, this artist's specialty is creating different shades of blue that have never been introduced before. He comes up with some fucking awesome great shades of blue. I'm telling you. His name is Eves Klein, I believe. And he got famous for his blues. Is it Klein blue type of blue? Yeah. That's one of his blues. Yeah. So it's, it's great blues. But it also has cool stuff in like sculptures and mobiles and things like that.

And then for the last one, I'm going to go with the Les Invalide, which is the museum of, like, French military history. And that's where Napoleon's tomb is. Is it just blank? That's good. You just walk in. It's one wall. And then you leave. There's nothing on it.

It's a giant L. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's, so the French have gotten into many. wars. Some of them they've even tied over the years. And it's just, you know, you get to see Napoleon's tomb in there, which is kind of cool. And it's, uh, it's better than the Louv is what I'm getting at. And I could probably rack my brain to think of some other museums in France that are better. I would say that going out to Versailles is better. That's kind of a museum.

Is Versailles in Paris or is a different place? No, it's like, I think it's about an hour outside the city on a train. So you take a train outside, then you go out to the big palace, see where all the kings and queens used to live. And it's a giant, giant place, uh, with cool gardens and get to see all the like crazy walls and decorations that they had. And you're like, yeah, I get it. I understand why you were all decapitated at some point. We should actually do an episode of macrodosing on the history of the French Revolution. And actually going back to like Marie Antoinette and how they used to choose who was going to take over the country. At one point, they elected, or the king elected his dumbest son to take over and he just ruined the country within like 10 years like

completely ruined it they were at like the top of their game and then this one moron took over and they just crumbled into dust anyways we'll look into that that's we get with that we got to wait for william to do french revolution yes yes agreed all right so avery what else you got so i think all golfers should just be banned from commenting forever like you shouldn't be able to critique someone else's swing like you don't know unless you're a pro golfer you don't know oh do you mean like it so any comment underneath a golf swing a golf video yeah all there should just be no comments on golf videos because everybody who thinks they know about the golf swing probably don't yep like oh you're not coming across it enough or like you're standing too far away from the ball like

okay it's like a guy that took one golf lesson yeah at one point yeah he heard it from one other golf instructor. There's never been a good golf swing or a properly cooked steak posted to Twitter. Right. Or a good looking thumb. Like the only one who should be able, I think Max Homa should be like the arbiter for golf swings. Like he should be the only one allowed

to comment on anybody's golf swing. Is that because he's funny? Because he's good. Because he's good. Because he's good at golf. Like he actually knows how to play and he plays on the PGA tour. Yep. For now. Yes. Until he joins the live. Or if you say as fuck, ASF. Yeah.

A. It's funny ASF. ASF is definitely worse than funny A.F. Yeah. Because you're using the first entire word. Yeah. And then just the first, it's, yeah, it's bad. Agreed.

It's a bad one. On God is bad, too. It's ruined. Yeah. Mad dog. Not enough people are talking about blank. I'm going to have to disagree with you there. I like that.

That's a big T saying. Yeah. No, but I say it ironically. Right, people who say unironically, like, well, I guess it's kind of, it's kind of both. I don't know. I don't hate it, though. I, mine are coming more from TikTok people and I think yours are coming more from Trotter people. And I think they're two different genres.

Okay. I could, I think, I think you say it like every episode, maybe. Yeah, no, I do. I say that. You do. People on TikTok love to do this thing where a national news story that is literally breaking on every single fucking news channel, not enough people are talking about, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, they are.

They are. Shut up. They're talking. They're chit-chatting. They're talking. They're gabin. Enough people are talking about it. And then they're like, or a new story will break.

Like, this was a big thing during the Gabby Petito trial tribulation. Like, people would be like, so many people were talking about Gabby Petito, but not enough people were talking about like COVID. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is a post about Gabby, not about COVID. Like, you can find other posts. Two, yeah, two things can exist at once. Like, we can talk about X and Y.

This is a distraction. Not enough, not enough people that are talking about how, like, COVID is a distraction for the economy collapsing. I don't care. Like, oh, God. Half the time also, it's like, not enough people are talking about blah, blah, blah. No, because I don't want to. Like, I don't want to talk about, like, you know, the economy crashing on TikTok. Like, I don't want to.

Shut up. Agreed. Big T. My last one is all the feels Oh that's a bad one Pretty self-explanatory It's usually a video of a dog Just all the feels

It's just getting all the feels It's actually giving you a very small subset of the feels Because if it was giving you all the feels You would be sad, upset, angry It's literally not giving you all the feels Yeah no it's giving you a very tiny fraction of them Yeah It's not giving the feels

Oh God Giving feels I fucking hate this I hate it here I just I would say it's not When you guys say it, I'm still at the point where it just sounds disgusting, but I don't think I'm able to use it yet. I don't think I can do it. You don't think you totally get it yet? Give me a scenario and then I'll try to come up with it nextgiving. Okay, here. It just means like the vibe. I know, but I'm trying to use it. I'm trying to apply it and I don't think I'm able to do it yet. Why am I blinking on the commander's quarterback that you hate? Carson Wentz. I love him. Okay, Carson Wentz throws three interceptions and. for 85 yards, Reagan.

It's giving Hiroshima. Yeah, there it is. Okay. If you took a picture mirror and now, you'd say, it's giving vals. Yeah. It's just, it's just saying what a thing is with the word giving in front of it. But it's giving Hiroshima is actually good. That's like, because you put a little pizzazz on it.

Well, depending on what country you're in. Well, yeah. We're in America right now. Amen, brother. Case you forgot. Or, never will. Or if someone has a mustache, it's giving top gun. Yeah, that's a good one.

All right. Mm-hmm. Okay, what's my next one here? I'm going to go slash S. When somebody puts sarcasm at the end of a post. It's usually old people that do it. But it completely, you might as well delete the entire tweet before you send it. Thank you for explaining your joke.

Yes, it's explaining the joke as you're making the joke, which there's nothing less funny than giving you instructions on how to interpret. your joke before your joke is even done being made. I don't know if I realize that's what slash S stood for. Yeah, it means sarcasm. That's so dumb. Yeah, so it's completely defeats. You might as well, I'm telling you, if you think about putting slash S at the end of a tweet, just don't send it.

Just either nut up and send it without the slash S or don't send it at all. Although it'd be very funny. People started using that, that sarcastically. Like slash S slash S afterwards. Oh, so then it like negates it. Yeah, like doing the slash S ironically. That would be funny. I might be on board with that.

But as far as the singular slash S goes, I'm out. It's giving sarcasm. Yes. People are going to hate me. Yeah. It's like it's giving David Spade. That would be another way to say slash S. You know who David Spade is?

Yeah, I know from grownups. Oh, my God. Well, no, that is the first David Spade movie I think of also. No. And also for Tommy. from Tommy Boy. Okay. Saturday Night Live.

Saturday Night Live. Black sheep. That guy in a little coat. Like, I mean, that's on him, but yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I know David's baby. Okay. Avery. Oh, I thought I'm done. I don't have any left. I'm so out.

I'm not good with this stuff. Okay. This is like big T's. I want to let big T. I want Big T to give like 20 of them. That's all I had, bro. Damn.

All right. So we should, we should put the list. Should be Big T's list of words that you're not on like. No, no, no, no. No. everybody had contributed. No, no, we'll do, we're going to do a top five.

Now we got to pull the five best that we think. Okay, I already hate it's giving, but that'll be in Hank's corner. It can't be in ours. Hank gets like, it's on the same graphic. It'll be like in like a little, I got it. It's like where number six would be, but then instead of the number six, it just says Hank's corner and then a picture of Henry Lockwood and then it says, it's giving. It's giving him.

Okay, so some of the best ones, Big T, what do you think your strongest one was? You got a strongest one I just deleted them off my phone I don't remember what I said the not ready

was good what were the other ones Break the internet Break the internet's pretty good There was another one I shouldn't have deleted them Not Ready was probably my favorite one Okay

I liked on mine Hanging in the Louvre Hanging in the Louvre I also like he's not going to fuck you bro yeah no that was the one that started at all yeah rent free rent rent free yeah that was on there uh mad dog would you have um p o v p ov mid there was another big t one that we're leaving out yeah i know and i can't think of it's the fan account ones oh is over party is over party that was your that was one of them this is bad podcast

I know. We'll go back and listen. We will. And we'll make a list. So you just got to follow us on socials to see it. Yeah. I think they were all strong. Yeah.

That was, the internet's so, like, awful and cringy. Except for the Discord, which we love. The Discord's great. Oh, God. It is good. They gave us some ideas for things to rank, but I think we just came up with our ranking on the fly right here. But they wanted us to talk about worst ways to die.

they wanted us to talk about ranking noodles when you texted that yesterday do y'all want to rank noodles tomorrow's like what the fuck all right what's your top three noodles I don't know angel hair sorry you have angel hair over udon might be number one udon's a good noodle oh I wasn't thinking like that

I was thinking that's a that's a solid noodle save this save this for another show we've already ranked today this is great content Udon is a great The nudes podcast Don't give away everything in the Oh no no no don't do that What?

Well you know who thinks that's funny Who? We talked about this person earlier Right before we recorded Wait this is someone schick What? A barstile idol contestant Oh

Oh they talk about nudes? Yeah Just walks up people like Do you want to see my nudes And then pulls out a package of noodles Oh okay We won't do that anymore The wote

Oh she's the girl that went up to you and said that i didn't say that but did you see that video i did see that one yeah that was very funny i i took a little walk with her earlier and i was talking to all the contestants and she was telling me about like what she does and she was like you know i'm very niche uh there's a lot of niche stuff that i do that i feel like we could expand here at barstool into into my niche she kept using the word niche over and over and i would i just let slide for a while and then we got to the end of the walk i was like what what would you say your niche is and she goes man on the street it's like that's not that's the very definition of not a niche like literally everyone

at this company no notable content that's missing for sure yeah we need more man on the street stuff anyways i'm sure she'll be voted off by the time this comes out did you guys see billy versus riko on dave portnoy show i did see that that was something billy listen i'm a rider billy made some good points billy made some fired up yeah billy made some great points i don't think he was like breathing very heavy into the mic yeah he doesn't doesn't control his emotions well. Yeah. He hulks up.

Billy was in Hulk mode. He wasn't. He was bright red. He was, yeah, instead of turning green, he just turns red, and he starts to, like, he gets his hands in the natural, like, flex position. His traps get up. His traps get up. And it's like an animal, like a cornered animal.

And he starts breathing hard and sweating. And then he just starts screaming. And he made good points. Like Rico spent the last weekend just trying to throw dirt on Billy's grave. And overextending himself a little bit, especially considering the fact, that Rico did not come into the office this week. So Billy was, he was within his rights to fight back. But this goes

back to a discussion we had earlier in this podcast. Like, if and when Rico comes back to the office, like, what's Billy going to do? Like, he was like, look at me, motherfucker. And it was funny, but like, he's, he's not going to fight him. I'll tell you what's going to happen. Billy's going to get mad.

He's going to walk over towards Rico. Be like, he's going to, he's going to know that he has to say something. So he'll, Billy or Rico? Billy will. So Billy's going to jump right into being, he'll snap back into being mad, as opposed to approaching him and having a conversation. He'll snap back into being mad and then RICO will see him and just walk away. And that will be the end of that.

Yep. And RICO might even go home at that point. Who knows? I wouldn't put it past and be like, I'm leaving. It's a hostile environment. Bye. Next Monday is RICO here? Yeah.

Unless they do to do wins Barstle Idol. Then he never comes back. So that's the thing is, like, Dan and Dave might just say, like, we have to hire Nadeu just to provoke reactions out of RICO. Can I say a take about that real quick? Uh-huh. I think the whole bit of Nadeu is that he's not around all the time.

Like, you kind of muddy the waters, you get Nadeu in here. You know, he does his little whatever, his bit. And then he leaves, and then he kind of forget how, like, how awful he is. And then once he comes, like, If he's around all the time, he loses his no-do-ness about him. He's the undertaker.

He just shows up randomly, you know, in a coffin, think he's dead, and he just shows up. If he's here all the time, he loses his spectacle about him. Yes, I agree. And if he wins, then it's like now, there's a now-what factor. Speaking of Barstall-Idle, they're currently watching the Mets game with Frank. the Astros scored four runs in the first inning. So that'll be a funny video. Is that just their thing?

They have to watch the game with him. Yeah. And he's currently losing his shit. There it is. What are they supposed to do with them? I think just enjoy, enjoy the spectacle. That is Frank. Just absorb Frank.

Yeah. Just absorb Frank. Get your reactions from. All right. That's a good, that's a good nano dosing today. Yeah. It didn't have to be long. How long was this?

An hour. Like this was supposed to be a 20 minute episode. Yeah. Originally it was supposed to be 20 minutes. All right. See you guys next week. Love you guys.