Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: The Golf Bug ft. PFT Commenter

Episode Date: February 21, 2023

On today's episode of Nanodosing, PFT is back in studio (as a guest) to talk about his time away and his new addiction to golf. Also, the crew gets into a massive ribs on the plane debate. All of this and so much more on the show. Make sure to tune into MACRODOSING, every Thursday 12am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. Welcome back to- All right, welcome back to macro-dozing, Aaron. Oh, yeah, oh, my bad. Tuesday show. I think this is a body double. I didn't know you were here.

I'm so sorry, so used to you not being had and no. Are you, I'm sorry? Go ahead, take us away. Go ahead. You go ahead. Take that. Take that. Okay, I'll take it.

Welcome back to. macro dosing. This is nano dosing. We have a special guest in the studio today. We have PFT, who's more known for a larger podcast at Barstall Network.

But we have Billy in studio as usual. Avery, we got Big Tea. Maddie taking a little break today. She had some things had to take care of. But yeah, special guests today, PFT. Welcome. Welcome to to the show, man. How are you doing? Thanks for having me on the show. I'm a big fan. I'm a I'm a macrodosian.

I'm a long-time listener. I love Big Tea, so it's cool being here in studio with them. I just wanted to see Big Tea cooking in person, so this is a dream come true for me. Thank you very much. Well, as always, we're brought to you by Three Chi. Of all things in life, one of the best has to be getting high wherever you want, whenever you want, without the paranoia of consuming some sketchy black market bunk. What's the best way to do that?

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My big concern now is that you guys have obviously planned this out on me. There's definitely a macro dosing side chat, a group chat that I'm not. part of. No. I wish there was. No. No. I'm thinking about it now, though.

Yeah. No, you just, this is all off the cuff, though. Yeah, we just, I have been, I have been talking shit about you every episode that you've not been here,

though. That's been pretty consistent. I know, I know. I read the tweets. And you don't have to listen that far to hear it either. It's been right at the top. Very early every time.

I've been kicked off my own podcast. That's your all. Oh, is this is this is this PFT in the macro dose? Is that what this is? No, I'm saying like... FFT and the Pips. I'm saying this is a podcast that I'm a part of. I've been kicked off of it.

You can do the next ad read if it makes you feel better. That would make me feel better, actually. Later in the show. No, but I'll say, how was your trip, man? How was Arizona, don't? It was good to have you back, brother. It's good to be back. I did miss you guys, contrary to what you've speculated.

I missed you guys every single day. Arizona was fun. It was a lot of work. We were just pretty much just doing stuff nonstop, whether it was interviews, video shoots, live shows, things like that so it was a lot of work and then I did take a vacation a hand up I went on vacation last week saw some whales played some golf got some tan but now I'm refreshed and I'm glad to be back I'm happy to be back I watched I tuned into the big tea mower stream and that was

electric that was awesome big tea that's a very it's a very soothing thing to watch you know it's relaxing. Yeah, imagine playing. Yeah. What do you play it on Xbox? PlayStation. Nice. Yeah, you're going to keep up with that? Yeah, I hope so. I want to get the the dinosaur DLC pack soon so we can mow like in Jurassic Park. That's awesome. And then maybe if we can figure out some people donated like what every like 40 bucks or something to the YouTube stream, we don't exactly know where that money exists. But if we can find it, it we're going to use it to buy pressure washing simulator and potentially start that as well that's awesome this is it should be in the uh in all the uh the schematics of like whoever started

the youtube page you should should know who that somebody somebody shaving points over there man who's shaving i don't know i don't i don't have the the youtube log in but if avery can figure out where that money is my my favorite part of the the live stream was when big t was talking about how sometimes he just he thinks that all the lawns that he's mowing are filled with weed plants and then no there was one there was one yard that had a big tractor in it and underneath the tractor there was all sorts of overgrown weeds and stuff and it looked vaguely like marijuana plants so it's like going there with the weed whacker get those out fantasizing about taking out the weed plants yeah good thing you don't have to worry about that with three chee though correct

because three chee is federally legal right yeah so you would not mow down a forest filled with three That's correct. Got it. We have fun on there, though. We got Dad Dog. He's actually a part of the cast now. It's me, Big T, and Dad Dog, Brian Conroy. It's good stuff.

It's great, man. He's a legend. What simulator do you think would you not want to play? Because I think you could simulate pretty much anything in a video game, and I would give it a shot. Would you simulate Congress? You don't want to simulate Congress. Actually, not that I said it out loud. It might be fun.

It's like, cause a little havoc. It's like the career mode on Madden where you can, you're a player and you can like get mad at your team and demand to trade. You can like sit in on the state of the union and like yell at the people. Yeah, you can demand a civil war. So spam the filibuster button.

So I went in search simulator on the PlayStation store here. I'll just go down the list. Police simulator. Which one? Prison simulator. Yeah. That one. I'm in.

Gas. Station simulator, I'm, I'm, that sounds good, truck simulator on the road, thief simulator, construction simulator, airport power washer, lawn mowing, farming, goat simulator, uh, like the animal. Oh yeah, that one's a good one. Firefighting simulator, cooking, bus driver, auto bond police. Oh, nice. Oh, I got a theory. I think that all these simulators, people for some reason have a better dopamine reaction to

these simulators than doing the real things. And what's going to happen is when the robots take over, they're not going to use AI to control them. They're just going to get other people to do simulators on real world robots. So like they're still instructing them. So it's going to be like

Andrew's game. Okay. So they're actually controlling real robots but through simulators and think they're playing a game. Guys, we're getting prison simulator and we're going to stream it. Let's do it. Do you guys remember the Jesus simulator? We need to get on that. Is that is that on PlayStation Big T? I thought that that didn't drop it.

I think it's on steam. Oh, the Jesus, I haven't seen anything of that. I'm looking at prison. I'm playing that. I'm playing that on stream. But I want to be bad Jesus. I want to be like 12 year old Jesus. You mean Satan?

No, no, no, 12 year old, remember 12 year old Jesus? Oh, yeah. Kids and then bring it back to life and be like, I didn't kill him. Yeah, he fell down the stairs on his own. Apocryphal Jesus. Apocryphal. Yeah, I would definitely do the Jesus simulator for sure. It sounds like a great time, actually.

but it's good it's good to be back and i did i listened to a couple episodes listened what you guys got into a little bit yeah sounds like billy was really cooking billy was cooking big time i i got to talk about the trains so i've done the deep research yeah billy is billy's battery for sure it's battery yeah donnie's donnie's donnie's Donnie's the battery and Billy's back. When Donnie's sitting across from him, he just fuck it. So he lights up and something happens inside of him and it's just joy and you just got to let him go. It's beautiful to watch.

So tell me about the trains. Well, okay, so I've talked to enough train people. Basically all trains carry toxic materials because at least one of the cars because it's the safest way to transport them better than 18 wheelers, better than airplanes, which makes sense. so the fact that all these trains and there's like a thousand derailments a year the fact that like a lot of these trains end up having like a toxic waste element when they derail isn't like statistically significant so what happened in east Palestine is terrible and everything it was like a really bad one probably caused by some of the recent legislation that caused like the trains to be double long like two miles long where they used to be like a mile long and they don't have the same brakes right or they don't have the brakes that they don't have the brakes that they need. Well, the brakes are taking more stress because they're double the workload. That's why a lot of these things are happening. And because of East Palestine, they're all getting covered more. It's confirmation bias. Yeah. It's like when you, when you buy a red car, then you see all the other red cars on the road. But also people reporting more on trained rerailments because it's getting clicks and everything.

Yeah. But before they're happening and it, no one knew. I don't know how that explains like the explosions over Texas, like the meteorites the other day. And like there was a pipe bomb found behind a church recently what do these things have to do with trains i'm saying like how are they related no but like all these things were happening at the same time and it was like oh also lebron uh won this you know past kareem in the scoring of all time so maybe they have something to do it as well yeah it's all connected it's all connected man wait were you saying that you for a second you thought that meteorites had something to do with all the recent train derailments not meteorites no people were covering it uh like more basically

people were covering it because of East Palestine then like all these other trains started derailing and turns out it's like traffic accidents like they happen every day yeah they shouldn't yeah it'd be nice if they didn't happen all I know is that if I was if I was in east Ohio or western Pennsylvania close to where this train derailed I would I would not be back in my home right now I would be I would be living elsewhere because there's a long track record of the government and and the the train authorities as well, kind of putting on a happy face and wanting things to be true about the safety of these areas that end up in the long term. I mean, you can just look at what happened on 9-11 with Ground Zero. And they said the air is clean to breathe, it's safe.

And then all the people that helped to do the recovery and the demolition of what was remaining. And now it turns out that they breathe some really, really bad stuff back then. So I would just, I would not believe what anybody's telling me until we get like independent verification of all this. And also it sucks because most people don't have a choice. Yeah, you can't like what are you supposed to do? If you live paycheck to paycheck, you can't exactly

move out of town. Yeah. If your job's there. I've been, there's been tons of media of like dead frogs and fishes and frogs are like, they breathe through their skin and have some of the most like semi-porous you know, access to their body

because they breathe through their skin. So, like, they're the ones who get hit with environmental stuff first. So that's just, like, always bad side. They're the canary in the coal mine. Save the frogs. Yeah. Yeah. It's, like, toxins being spilled.

And he's like, the frogs are, frogs are in danger. Yeah. But when they're dying, like, you know, that's how you can tell. It's really bad. Yeah. It is real bad. It is really bad. Let's say all the frogs disappear.

What happens? You would get eaten by mosquitoes. The frogs play such an important. role in the ecosystem they eat all the insects that eat us and they keep it in check what about the bats why wouldn't we just import a lot of bats yeah well the bats bats are cool too but the frogs don't carry rabies they provide a little ambiance in the night with their croaks so so i was genuinely asking right i really didn't know so like if you're saying i because like i know like there's some major environmental impacts happens if like some things like if the bees go like that shit

would fuck up everything, right? That we know. So if the frogs leave, we're just looking at a spike in insects. Yeah, it'd be super buggy. Like, especially the mosquito population

would get out of control. Yeah. But yeah, it's crazy how like every animal plays a role. And if you take one building block out of the ecosystem, the whole tower crumbles, it's really. What about humans?

What if you took humans out of the ecosystem? All this place would flourish. Oh, my God, this place would flourish. We're a disease. I mean, actually, that's true. Dude from Matrix said it best. He said, he described what humans do and how we spread, and it's a virus. Like, if you look out in the macro of how we do things, we're a virus.

Yeah. It's slowly turning into a Klaus Schwab podcast, right, Billy? Low key. But I was thinking, if you took chimpanzees out of the jungle, because, like, we're all great apes, right? What was our niche back then? Like, how would the ecosystem be affected if we took out chimpanzees? Probably certain type of overgrowth because of vegetation. That's something to look into.

Okay. It sounds like a big project. Yeah. I'm going to add it to a list. What have we contributed through farming? Does human, does agriculture, does that help any other part of the ecosystem? I mean, I guess you could say all the animals we domesticated. We continued there.

like you know genetic survival so like think about this the the wild you know uh orics that we domestic cattle is gone yeah but domestic cattle still survive in those orics that are all died out survived through the genetic variation of cattle what about mosquitoes what do mosquitoes do uh they provide food for insectivores and they suck blood I have a better one roaches What the fuck do they do They're pretty important

When it comes to decomposition Roaches? Yeah Because they'll eat trash Like they'll eat stuff up And like Especially when it comes to like Decomposing bodies and stuff

Yeah Like they make sure that You know All that biological waste gets processed And put back into the ecosystem Okay So the roaches eat something

Frog eats the roach Or a bird eats the roach Bird gets eaten by A bigger animal a fox. Talk to him, Mufasa. Yeah. Circle of life. And then pretty soon you'll be eating the roaches. Yeah. Soon. Very soon.

You'll like it. Cricket flour is kind of tasty. Cricket flour? I've had cricket flour. This is like 20 years ago. It's not a new thing. A cricket flour and a cookie. It was pretty good. I was lucky eating bugs before it was bad and I thought it was cool. For fun? Yeah, but now when it's like... No, it's cool now. No, no, it's not cool now. Now it's not cool now. Now it's not cool now. Now it's like they want like back when it was like a fad and you could be like really cool for eating bugs when was this fad where you were cool for eating bugs well you know like you know fifth grade like

eat it eat it and then you eat the bug it was like whoa it's all the rage this was a fad among eight people at your elementary school look man lunchroom table is pretty cool what's the grossest bug you've ever eaten actually probably on lowering the bar it was a gigantic Japanese roach that we had to eat I think you were there for that episode I might did you know it was Japanese because they had in the packaging okay

it was like a packaged bug to eat but it was dead yeah also drank mealworms on the deadliest game show yeah they got diseases and shit roaches like why would you eat that I don't think they have I mean they I think when they cook them it kills a lot of

the bacteria but Since we're so different from roaches, we can't catch much of their diseases. There are some roaches that are dirtier than others. So the German roaches, the small roaches, those are the really bad ones. The big ones, the palmetto bugs, sometimes aren't necessarily the dirtiest. They're just huge and gross. The Taliban hates their office jobs now. Hear about that?

I did not hear about that. What a segue. No, the Taliban, it was something I wanted to talk about with you guys. So a lot of the Taliban who've been spending, you know, years fighting American forces, you know, the Afghan coalition forces have now, you know, they're in Kabul. We saw the videos of them in the bumper cars, just really enjoying the gyms and all the stuff that they couldn't experience while living in the outside world. But now they're having to like take on like government jobs and doing like a lot of paperwork. And some of them are like, I hate this shit. I want to go back to fighting. There's like traffic. Like there's a bunch of people in the city. there's a whole Washington Post article written on it. Talks in prayers to the Taliban. Yeah, but like it's crazy how like the modern, the Afghanistan Taliban fighters miss fighting.

That's what the article's called. And it's because it's crazy like how the modern world can take some like the Taliban bad guys, but like tough ass dudes. Like, you know, they literally beat one of the greatest armies on earth ever. They outlasted them. But like the modern world.

I wouldn't say that the Taliban beat us. We beat the Taliban pretty soundly. but we just kind of kept them at bay. Yeah, I mean, but basically they outlasted us. Yeah, they went and they hid for a while and they came back when we left. But I think one thing you can say about the Afghan war is we did. We dethroned and deposed the Taliban. Right.

Kick them out. But when I say that, I'm not trying to demean all the sacrifices we made in Afghanistan. But like they've outlasted a lot of armies. Billy, not pro America No, I'm pro America When we dropped the Moab on them That was pretty fucking sick Yeah

Those guys didn't win Those guys did not win But like The office You know the modern They're sending emails now Yeah the modern world They're cold calling people

To see if they want to become suicide bombers They're like We have to like feed all these people Like Yeah Paperwork sucks Yeah Who the passive aggressive emails

Within the ranks That would be fun to read To who me my concern. Per my last email, have you secured the heroin field yet? Yeah, I wonder, do they actually have offices where they clock into work nine to five? Yeah, and cabal. Because all those they ride like a train. They come home from work, hang up their coat. Honey, I'm home. They're like, they hate traffic. Yeah. They're like, there's actually, they've been talking about like, back in the day when we were driving our trucks in the mountains, we didn't have to deal with traffic.

We could just like speed and now they're just stuck in traffic. They're like, this sucks. Common ground. Hey, that's the fastest way to diplomacy is common ground. Yeah, we found some. I think between hating office jobs and also sitting down and watching jackass movies with them, I think that there's a lot of stuff that we can find in common. Like, Taliban would fucking love the jackass movies.

Nobody, it's just a massive human truth that if you watch a guy getting hit in the nuts, you're going to laugh at it. That's something that we can all agree on. I've got a question for you guys because there was a, I'm starting to come around to Big T's point of view about Marjorie Taylor Green. Oh, yeah. I mean, I know what you're going to say. Democrat plant.

She said today, it's time for a national divorce. You couldn't, you couldn't have written that more perfectly if you were a Democratic plant than she did. Well, think about it. So she wants to do a civil war, essentially a breakup where red states and blue states form their own separate government in the United States. and she does work in a blue state so she's saying that she wants her blue state

to separate from the red states therefore I think she might be a Democrat big T she wants Georgia the blue state that it is she wants she wants them to team up with the other libs out there and go off and form their own government so I think big T might be right about this your thoughts I'm open I mean I don't know what throws me off is she was like really big into the Q shit.

I mean, was that, you know, just a smokescreen? I think she's just, she's just addicted to the internet. I think that's her problem. I think that she gets a lot of retweets, a lot of likes. She's like an internet celebrity. So she's like, what's the next shocking thing I can do? Okay, yeah, let's keep this going. I'll just advocate for complete succession.

And how would that work? the blue states and the red states separate into their own separate countries, like, there are a lot of states that are blue that are surrounded by red. There are a lot of red states that are surrounded by blue. How it would just be like territories inside of other people's territories. I don't get it. I mean, that's literally how the Balkans happens or like the complete train wreck, which was separating Pakistan from India. Yeah. It was like, those are like some of the worst geopolitical situations ever. Also in her tweet, she threw in a Trump. she said we need to separate by red states and blue states and shrink the federal government everyone i talked to says this yes everyone has been telling me this we need to be separated big strong men with tears in their eyes coming up to me saying thank you sir thank you so much sir i think it would be if you were to draft states i'm just thinking off the top of my head I don't think that you can make a case that the blue states or the red states would be better across the board. We've got some really shitty blue states and red states.

In terms of what? So, I mean, I would want, like, California is a great state. I would want California. But again. I would also want Texas, though. Texas and California both. Are you talking like a place to live? Like.

Yeah, like the states that are, that you would want to live in the most. So let's say you're just most desirable. Most desirable states, yeah. But does that include things like California taxing you at 18% and shit like that? Yeah, it would. Okay. I'm not saying I would like to be taxed.

See, then I would say it's undesirable. But you go to California, you've got everything. California is objectively a great state. It's a beautiful state. But what's in California that's not in Texas? A lot of things. The ocean. There's Galveston.

More farming? There's, that is, listen, fam. You've never been to Galveston Beach if you're saying Galveston Beach. That is like. tap water versus lake water

in the Amazon or something it's just not it's not it not to say yeah that's probably true California's got more agriculture than Texas does

true um both kind of suck at water retention but yeah I would want I would put California and Texas

both in my top five for states that I would want yeah not as much as I bitch about Texas. It's not bad here. It's pretty cool. Yeah. Except it's just

hot, though. Like, they could keep the heat. So it's just, when around, let's see, June, May June, fuck this place, though. It is disgusting. It is, we need more frogs. Yeah. Yeah. That's because there's no water.

It also sucks the humidity in Houston. I hate that. That's what it is. It's not the heat. It's the humidity. Like, I'm okay with dry heat. Dry heat is cool because you can get under the shade and it drops like 15 degrees. You know what I mean? But like here, you just get under shade and it's just hot shade air.

It's just there's no escaping it. And like you shower and you walk outside. You got to shower five minutes later. It's just it's not a desirable place in the summer. Like I hate it. It's, it's that I'm not looking forward to golfing in the summer because it's so hot. You know what I mean? Yeah.

And I'd be walking the courses, so I'm not looking forward to that. but I think I think Marjorie Taylor Green just likes being divorced so much she says why why don't we do it with the entire country nice worked out well for me nice joke no she she's thriving in her in her divorced life right now banging everybody at the gym yeah tell me more I'm on I knew she was divorced but tell me more she was banging her I don't know if it was a like a fitness instructor or a personal trainer or somebody that she just happened to work out with but yeah she She's really into CrossFit. You know, I was talking to this guy at a bar, and I think the real problem with this whole thing is that we don't have anywhere else to go.

You know what I'm saying? So, like, we've ran out of lands to go inhabit, like a frontier. And because of that, all the people who came to America to escape Europe, they're now in a place that has become much more, you know, built up, civilized, and they want to go to another place, but they can't because there's nowhere. else to go. I mean, there's lots of land. There's a ton of land. No, but like to establish their own government. So I was talking this guy who wanted to get a bunch of people and take some tracks of land in like Cyprus or even Syria and just develop it. And like, he was out there. You try to find a problem with that. I was just talking about colonizing. Yeah. Yeah. He's mad because they can't colonize anymore. Yeah, no. Exactly. You know, I think we tried to do that in Syria.

and it failed miserably. No, no, but there's a little thing, a couple groups of guys named ISIS out there that probably wouldn't take too kindly of us showing up and putting a flag in their land. What he was trying to say is that like all these stir crazy people is why everyone's unhappy. And usually like all the unhappy people

used to just go leave. And now we just have a big pot of unhappy people and we're all the unhappiest people because they are all immigrants from all around the world who came to a new land and then got there, got all the, best parts of America but then their children are like wait a second we find it's genetically they find problems with stuff and want to leave and change stuff so that is some of the

most problematic mindset I've ever heard maybe in my life though he's saying what's wrong with the day is we've colonized all we can and people are tired of it and there's just nothing else to take over no more lands to plummet this is ridiculous I've got I got one that I'm thinking about If you really got that itch, if you're thinking about stepping out of bounds, finding a new place, maybe moving the family, settling down, starting your own country, a little place called the Sentinelese Islands out there that are virtually untouched. If he's really about that shit, talk to him. Yeah, just show up, surely these chaps will respond to reason. I know, but dude, but if a boatload of guys with AR-15s roll up on Centalese islands, that place is decimated in a day. that's true that's what I'm saying we could take no but that's like terrible we could take that

shit over that's yeah that's honestly what we used to do yeah it's it's problematic now because we understand that it's bad to just steal land from people but that's that's kind of how the world operated for the last what 10,000 years yeah forever and all of a sudden now now we've gone so woke that we can't even take over an island that's not ours in the middle of the He can't colonize no more. It's just too woke out here. Yeah. Wokism has torn us apart.

I do think it's a bad idea probably to have a national divorce, though. It should succeed. Yeah, I mean, we fought a whole war about that. Is that a crime for her to be like we should secede? I don't know. I don't know how laws work. Secession. Let's see.

I don't know if the suggestion of it is a crime. Well, it could be like, maybe. be treason? I don't know. Sedition? I have no idea. Taking, I don't think, because you have freedom of speech, obviously, so she's allowed to say that I think we need a divorce. But I don't think as a lawmaker, she's allowed to take any actual steps towards breaking up the country. So, we all know that. Yeah. Yeah. Some have argued for secession as a constitutional right and others as from a natural right of revolution.

In Texas v. White, 1869, the Supreme Court ruled unilateral secession unconstitutional while commenting that revolution or consent of the states could lead to a successful secession huh so I'm trying to see if it's illegal you know what is illegal after the Civil War they figured out it was illegal

Marjorie Taylor Green saw so Jimmy Carter in hospice and said to herself I'm going to seize control of Georgia now now that the peanut farmer is out of the picture also we should say like preemptively RIP Jimmy Carter because oh man it's probably going to happen this week is it preemptively great man great man great man

one of one of the finest americans i would say jimmy carter universally loved there are a lot of people saying like i saw as a republican was trending the other day when they announced that he was going into hospice care because so many people were saying as a republican i'm sad to see this happen to jimmy Carter. It's like when, like, a quarterback tears his ACL and people are like, you know what, as a Rams fan, I'm sad to see Kyler Murray on for the year. I think Jimmy Carter being in the South and being as, you know, a beloved person as he was kind of reached the SEC 40-year, like announcer realm, where like when an SEC team's announcer dies, the other team's fans,

like, man, as a Georgia fan, I hate to see John Ward go. Like, and Jimmy Carter is, you know, that's a deal. That's, that's a really interesting point. It's like somebody, the Ole Miss announcer dies. And it's like, you know, he might have cheered for those ribs, but he loved college football. Exactly. That's, that's what I feel with the Jimmy Carter stuff. People, I see people saying. Yeah, that's a good point. The man loved American. He loved helping Americans, loved helping people. I mean, he was building houses at 95. with Habitat for Humanity. How good do you think those houses were?

Okay. I think he was just there. You know. Yeah, you might have drilled like a couple of things. I love Jimmy Carter. I think he's a great guy. But if I'm looking to move into a new house, I would prefer that somebody under the age of 70

poured the foundation. I don't think he was doing the nitty gritty. He was like when you go like, you know, like sometimes contractors bring their kids to the site and they try to help out. Yeah. He did a couple of photo ops, a couple videos. No, I saw him on some roofs.

He was like, he had a hammer. He's up there? I don't think Jimmy Carter was much for photo ops. I think he just, he happened to get caught in a lot of photo ops. Like when he shakes hands with everybody on a plane. Yeah. You know, people are going to take their phones. I don't think he did that for the clout.

I don't think he was a clout chaser. Okay. He's out there putting up shingles on the roof. No, but he's definitely just was like a hold the tools guy. Like, you know, hammer, screwdriver, you know. like actually president's day today's a big uh bring your work bring your son to the site day i mean in in construction if chumicotter passed away on president's day oh that would be lit well damn i mean come on there's so okay it would suck but i mean that's epic no there's 11 hours left

yeah i mean he's it's okay for us to talk about this because he's lived a long life and he's he's nearing the end of it so i don't think it's if if you had to pick whether to die on President's Day or the day after President's Day. I'm sure Jimmy Carter would rather die on President's Day. That's true. And it shouldn't be taboo to talk about death anyway. It's all happening. We're all going to kick the bucket.

You know? I hate to be morbid. But I mean, if he's going to go out, the President's Day would kind of be fired to go. You know what I mean? Yeah. He'd be the only president to die on President's Day. No, but you know what? So three presidents, I remember the story and I just Googled it. Three presidents all died on July 4th. John Adams, Thomas

Jefferson, and James Monroe. And some of them... That feels... I'm putting my tinfoil hat on there. That's a little... July 4th, 1826. Adams and Jefferson died within like hours of each other. Yeah.

And one of them... I forget which one. But one of them, his like dying words were like... I think it was... Adam said, and Jefferson lives. One of them too. But Jefferson had actually died an hour before he did. Yeah.

They were adversaries. Because they hated each other. Yeah. I think one of them was holding out to the... the other one died to die this is kind of wild presidents two through four all died on july fourth yeah that feels a little that feels a little scripted it does it feels a little too patriotic you know what i'm usa rigged so now that that would mean that uh clinton would be our oldest remaining president right no oh my yeah because hw passed away he dies on national women's day

that would be fire bill clinton's 76 isn't biden older than that yeah yeah but clinton looks like he's doing worse honestly i don't know he's 80 and but i'm saying just about the looks at least joe biden still has somebody in his back moving his mouth yeah pretty well clinton looks bad though like he looks like his skin is falling off it looks you think Clinton still fucks he's got to right no way ain't no way bro Clinton ain't no way though I think if Clinton

have you seen him lately he'd off himself I think there's nothing else to live for on his god forsaken place Trump is a couple months older than Clinton also really I didn't know that Clinton was born in August of 1946 Trump was born in June

that's crazy That's crazy to think about. So the guy that took office, 1992, is younger than the guy that just got out of office, like two years and the current president. He was pretty young, though. He was, yeah. We need some young bucks. We do. Getting into politics.

In Congress, he just wash all these old fucks out of politics. Well, that's what COVID was supposed to do. Come on, COVID. Oh. Whoa. That was, that was like the thing. Pause? Wait.

No, COVID was like. There is, the theory was that COVID was released to help with, okay, this is conspiracy theory, but this is conspiracy theory. I'm not saying this, but the theory is, the theory is that China released the virus because of their demographic problem with their extremely old population with two, like it was skewed high. So they needed to like balance population by killing off all the old people so that they could, they didn't get into that situation that Japan is with where the whole population is way too old and they didn't have enough young people to care for the old people. Maybe China just need some nuclear disasters that their old people can go and help fix. Yeah. So that's just a theory. I don't hate it.

As far as lunatic billy theories go on their show, I'd say that's probably in the top half. It was a theory. That's pretty bad, actually, because it didn't work. Well, I think it did there, but it didn't work here. I think globally, if I'm not mistaken, you can fact check me. But I think COVID is the number one killer of children right now. I think Hmm

Oh, I forgot that Gerald Ford died in 2006 Pretty recent Yeah, it's pretty recent What day did he do? Boxing Day Day after Christmas Was that around when Reagan died too?

When did he die? 2004. That's okay too dying the day after Christmas That's not a bad day to die You had a great last day Yeah Yeah, like Christmas

is one of the greatest days there is Unfortunately, the number one cause of death amongst children in the United States is not COVID. It's firearms. What is it? Oh. And that's for people under 18. Is that true? That counts suicide.

That's probably a lot of suicides on his gang violence. That's tough. Yeah. We got to fix that. Billy, new project for you. No, I don't want to work on that one. Sorry. Okay.

So, yeah, anyways, MTG, let me know if you end up getting this thing off the ground when it comes to secession. I think that's a plot that's doomed to fail, though. And I think that if, what if Marjorie Taylor Green just became the new president of the red states? Well, like you said, she's not even in a red state. So it is. She would be surrounded on all sides. Yeah. Is Atlanta, I guess it's, or Georgia is a purple state?

Yeah, I mean, everywhere in Georgia, other than Metro Atlanta is red and then, but Atlanta's just gotten so big that it's the majority of the state now. Well, they also, Georgia has a Republican governor. I'm pretty sure the state house is mostly Republican because that's how most are. That's how state houses are set up. And I think they have more Republican members of the House of Representatives than they do. That would probably be true also. They do have, they've got two, both senators, two blue senators and they voted for Biden. Correct.

So, yeah, I think that's a definition of a purple state. So, yeah, what, what would, what would her proposal be for red states that have massive blue cities? Are we going to then divide the states up? And so the cities become their own, their own countries? I don't know. We'll have to work through this, Marjorie. Give me call. Come on the show.

Come on the show. open invite to MTG Oh that would be That would be great to have her on actually I want to talk to her about space lasers Because that's just Because she has some wild days She moved on from that

Okay That was a learning moment for her Yeah I just wouldn't Because I don't even know what she's talking about Yeah she's in deeper than you Or she knows parts of the internet That Billy doesn't know

I was like what the fuck Does she do like podcasts Can I ask you ask for I don't know I've Shoot a shot You can like find their emails and stuff. Yeah.

Yeah, because our talent team can work on it. Invite her on the show, for sure. Like, let's do it.

I like reading, I like reading about conspiracy theories that I don't believe in and just think are funny because it's almost like funny fan fictions, like some of the stuff

that like, like the, the Valentine's chocolate stuff that Kyrie was talking about, like just reading about all the types of stuff. So to hear what she's getting at is just hilarious.

Yeah, I would say though that if, if you're pointing to some, like in your early 30s saying that you no longer believe in Jewish space, space lasers and that you've moved on. That's something that I could maybe overlook if you were, I don't know, 16 years old, maybe, 17, pushing it. But like, if you own a house and you believe that Jewish people are sending space lasers up there,

that's a problem. It's a problem in my book. Got to appreciate the growth either way, you know. That's true. Growth is growth. For sure. So how was everybody's weekend? What did you guys get into?

I went to a magic show, man. Ooh. Yeah? Yeah, it was pretty dope. Although I didn't get to see most of it. I was in San Antonio, visited my mom. I had all my kids.

And I'm like, let's do something fun. So I took them all to a magic show. But downtown San Antonio was fucking crazy, dog. And so instead of Uber and I, you know, I just put everybody in a car. I got like seven people.

And so we all in a car. And I was like, y'all, I was going to drop y'all off. And I'll go find parking. And be noticed to me, there's no fucking parking anywhere. And it's happened to me four times. I don't have this ever happened to you. Four times.

As I'm turning it into a parking lot that says it has availability, the next car in front of me, the dude goes no more. We're not taking it anymore. That happened to me four different times, though. I was like, you got to be fucking kidding me. So I didn't end up walking into the place until 7.45. And so I caught the very end of the show, which was cool. but my kids had a good time, so I was, I was happy with it.

You go to the Riverwalk? It was right by the Riverwalk. Riverwalk is unreal, dog. I've never been before, but just looking and we were walking back to the car. That shit is amazing. It's like a river, and you got restaurants and live bands and food and drinks, and it's just, it looks like a great time. I'm going to go back.

It is fun. San Antonio is, it's a fun city. I used to not like it when I first moved to Austin. I didn't like it that much, and then you grow to love it because it's like a more authentic version of Austin. Oh, that's a hot take. Well, as more people move into Austin from other parts of the country, Austin becomes less Austin and it becomes more just like, okay, here's the California pocket, here's like

the New York pocket, here's a tech pocket. And then San Antonio, I think it's still very, it's a very cultural place. It's still like, I think a majority Mexican. So there's a lot of Mexican culture that's built into the city that's not going anywhere. I don't think that people are moving to Austin as being, or moving to San Antonio at anywhere the same rate that they're moving into like Dallas or Austin. So it's kind of, it's retaining its identity a little bit more. Now, there are probably people in San Antonio listen to this like, no, San Antonio sucks

compared to what it was like, you know, 15 years ago. But I've started to like San Antonio or I've started to appreciate San Antonio more than I appreciate Austin as the years go by. speculative real estate is insane right now and it's driving up prices because everyone thinks it's gonna be the next Austin so like housing developments are being built and it would be a huge place to get into

if you're like into real estate. It's a big city, tons of people. Well, I'm noticing as I travel and as I just grow as a human, it's very rare that people enjoy where they live. It's always grass is greener. So it's like, when you be like, yo, how's Houston? I'm like, man, that shit's trash here.

But everybody else, I was like, What? I thought it was great sitting. I'm like, one of my homeboys from San Diego. He was like, man, I'm thinking about moving down. He was he mentioned his love. He's like, San Diego is trash. And like, San Diego is trash. What the fuck are you talking? But he grew up there. That's, that's why he's, that's all he knows, San Diego. But like, if you ask people where they live, every people hate where they live, everywhere across the world, really. Well, I wouldn't say world. But in America, it's very prevalent. I'm like, man, this shit's trash. I really want to move to X. It's just how it's just how it is, man. You're talking about exactly what I was saying. I don't know. I was adding on to your point. Yeah, no, no, but like people were from a bunch of people who came to America and they hated where they lived and now they want to move again. Yeah.

I mean, you're talking about colonizing. Yeah, Eric. Yeah, yeah, but like, it's like moving into new house is like micro colonize you. Like, come on. San Antonio's where Charles Barker talks about the big old women. Big women. Big women. They're churros.

Charles Barkley was on one about Salt Lake City last night He was very funny He was like everybody here is going to heaven Everyone's going to heaven in Salt Lake City Because you can't drink You can't smoke He said that he's never eaten as much room service

In his life as he did As when he was in Salt Lake City Everyone's going to heaven out here Because there's nothing that you can do Damn I'm actually going to Utah on Thursday I got a snowboarding trip plan With some of my Valor buddies man

They hit me up there He's like, hey, you want to go snowboard? And I was like, let's do it. So I booked it like in, I don't know, January. I'm sorry, December. Have you met him? I met one of them once. He lives in Dallas and I went to, I think we talked about the show, Middle Evil Times.

Yeah. So I took the whole family to Middle, medieval times, and I invited him over to come with us. And I, super cool dude, man, super chill. He's like a, he's like a programmer. He's like codes all day, really, really cool dude, though. So, like, he was like, hey, a bunch of us are getting together and go to snowboard. And I was like, I'm down, let's do it. And I play, I don't know if you ever had like internet friends where like for years

you've been playing with people on this video game. And like, you feel very comfortable with them. And then finally you meet up. And it's like, oh, it's pretty much what I expect. It's pretty cool. But it's a weird dynamic that I don't think any other generation has had to deal with. But like meeting your internet friends is a really cool thing. Yeah.

I think back in the day in the 90s, if you were saying, I'm going to go meet up with this person that I met online, everybody would be like, well, you're. you're going to get abducted. This is a guy from the internet. You're meeting somebody from the internet. And now that's how most relationships start nowadays is through an online connection. I hung out with an internet friend that I've known since 2012 online. Basically, when I started my Twitter account way back in the day, this dude, Clue Haywood was one of my first.

I'd say probably like 400, 500 followers online. I followed him. And he's in Arizona. so I met up with him the week at the Super Bowl went out and had some beers cool guy like people is your first time meeting him yeah first time ever meeting him in person wow that's pretty dope that's pretty cool

yeah it's uh I think it's a more acceptable way to meet people now I mean that's how I met Big Cat I love Clue Haywood just all the pictures of his dog and dive bars I'm just like I want to hang out with fucking Clue yeah he's a cool how was it how's been clue it was fine he's a regular guy We both, we have common interests, and that includes drinking and dive bars, so we hit it off. Dude, I want to meet up with Clue.

We can make that happen. He's a big fan of yours, Billy. Shout out to all the people all across the world meeting up with their internet friends this week. Yep. So you're going out to Utah. That'll be fun going snowboarding out there. Going snowboard. I got my snowboard.

I got my snowboard. I got my snow gear. It's kind of lit, actually. Aaron, we got to play golf together soon because I've seen you have the bug a little bit, huh? I'm all the way in on golf. I don't know what happened. Maybe once you turn, you know, a certain age, if you're a white dude that's 38 years old and you play golf one time, you're like, well, that's what I'm doing until I die. And this is it. I figured it's not even, I don't think it's a, it's not a white thing anymore. It's just, it's just what it is. It just, it just captivates you in a way that's hard to explain.

It's just like it's this cult that's just And all of a sudden now A lot of your income goes to getting better gear Getting better going to different places And it's just amazing though Like I seen you as hanging with Max Oma Homa Yeah

And so he just I was just I was literally watching the entire tournament Because it was Tiger's first tournament back And I don't know two and a half years And so Max Homa was in the top two You know the whole The whole tournament And so that was that was dope

Watching him critique y'all's swings or lack thereof he's a very very cool guy I like Max a lot like the nicest dude that you would out what you see on TV when you know after he he lost that tournament he was really emotional

afterwards like that's Max he's just like a genuine human being so he's very very easy to root for he's like the definition of chill yeah of any athlete I've ever met nicest guy have you all watched full swing on Netflix I need oh I can't wait to see it

I watched the whole thing this weekend it's one of the best documentaries i've ever seen it's so good are you are you about to get into golf 50 i play golf like when i'm home in the summer and stuff like probably two or three times a year but like never up here it's hard one and two i'm just never i'm not good enough at it to be like i want to do this all the time maybe as i progress in age and i'm able to play more but i i love i enjoy the most 46 year old thing that you probably i know i know i do playing much more golf in the future I enjoy watching golf

and I play it when I can but we're gonna make the after after after this podcast we're gonna make the Cleveland trip happen so we can all play up there with Mr. Conroy I'm all in

Cleveland do we want to do we want to do we want to make the macro dosing first golf trip Cleveland? Well no we're gonna that's where the joints are the joints yeah yeah okay I'm sure he's got a nice club up there

I hope so I just joined actually I just joined the country club like paid my initiation fee which was a motherfucker and so it's like it's really it's really dope though it's exclusive

is private and I can go all day every day and I'm just a pig and shit I'm happy as hell about it what do you get with the country club membership do you get your own your own locker you get your own locker everything's really private

the golf carts are like extremely nice the course is extremely nice the clubhouse is nice you get credits in the clubhouse you get you also get um so you can play for free all day every day you want driving ring is free everything's free well you paid for it but it's all inclusive uh but also you have there's other three other courses that you can also play for free uh around houston um uh there's just a whole bunch of different perks uh like so like there's like fittings like people come like as far like Callaway or Ping or whatever and they come and they fit you for clubs if you want like it's just a big like inclusive club basically oh you're just swimming pools is tennis courts it's it's pretty nice there's nothing better than the country club life there's a minimum right

minimum what like I always had friends who were at country clubs and we'd have to go at like the end of the year to help like finish their minimum so that they didn't have any money left that they didn't spend for like food got it got it because yeah if you don't spend it by the the end of the year, then you just lose it. So they'd be like, yo, we need to go kill the minimum. And I'll be like, yeah, sign me up. And then we just order, like, tons of food. It's going to be fun, though, for you, Aaron.

Like, you're going to be able to go into, like, events that the club has, like, club championship, all this stuff. They, like, give away clubs and, like, like, start credit. It's going to be great. Yeah, when you walk into the, uh, to the locker room, there's this, like, plate that has all, like, the club champions on there. And I don't know if y'all ever seen the movie Life. It's an all black cast.

but uh i've seen it it's a good movie yeah so you know it's a great movie uh but you remember that when he was like he's like uh he camp eight man camp eight wins that pig every year he's like this year i want that damn pick that's what a reminder of it as soon as i walked in that shit but uh yeah it's go it's dope man so far it's be really cool man you think you can win that club championship uh not nowhere near that good yet um i'm i'm hovering around low 90s high 80s so i'm nice you know what i'm saying like i i can swing the sticks but it's like if i clean up a lot of the mental mistakes and fuckups like off the tea and approach shots. I think I'll be hitting in the 70s, man.

I really do. So here's to that journey. But yeah, that's what we should do. Y'all should all come down in Houston, come to the club. We could film it. That's why it's like a private course. We ain't got to worry about, you know, time issues or, you know,

somebody playing behind us or whatever. Like, we could just come, have a great time, have some drinks. That would be fun, though. I'm going to be down there for the final four. It's in March. Yeah. Come through. April. Yeah. Oh, yeah. April. Come through. Yeah. We should play. You have a room. You don't need a hotel. You can stay right here, man. We should play around a golf when I'm down there. I mean, I'll be here, fan. I've got, people are critiquing my swing because that's what happens when you post your swing online is you get. Oh, my God. You get just absolute nonsense from people. Just words that make no sense. Well, you need to release your right elbow before you come over the top with your hips. What the fuck does any of that mean? You do need to release your right elbow, though. You do need to release your right elbow, though. You do need to.

You need to get in there. But I had one dude, I posted my swing, and he was like, he's like, hey, man, you need to stand a little bit further back from the ball. He's like, look at the difference between you and Tiger. And I'm like, dog, why are you putting me in the same category as Tiger? And this is the third swing I've posted, bam. Like, calm the fuck down. I'm out here to have a good time.

Relax. I've been told. Thank you for the critique, though. Thank you. I appreciate you. I've been told that I might have one of the best back swings in the game. My back swing. You don't have a bad back swing.

Back swing is perfect until I start to actually. swing when you come down you have a little bit over over the top uh going on and i know how to fix that because i struggled with that heavily the like the first like three or four months i played i was really bad with it but i know how to fix that how do i fix it i'm going to go to the range right after we're done with this podcast i love it oh he's at the super bug i love it okay so um if you're if you're struggling with over the top the one thing that helped me out was realizing you're trying to like baseball swing it like you're trying to hit it hard right when in actuality you want to let the club do the work and the rotation that you get is really good

and so what that dude was talking about was swinging your elbow um ben hogan wrote a book that i wrote that's really dope my grandma sent me a book by ben hogan five things that that he believed any average golfer could hit could could shoot in the 70s any average golfer could shoot the 70s if you just focus on these things and they're really really good tips and one of the things he does is like if you he gives you a mental picture like if you were to throw a ball right if you were to cocked back and throw a ball, you actually lead with your elbow, right? When you, when you, when you cock it back, you actually lead with your elbow and then release. The club swing is very similar. If you want any kind of whip and any kind of force, when you bring it back,

you want to lead with the elbow first and then release through. And so if you think about your elbow being glued, if you look at all the greatest ball strikers, all of them, all the great ball strikers, their elbow is almost attached and doesn't. lug into their hip when they're coming through on their down swing. And that eliminates your, that eliminates your, uh, the over the top. Um, and, and also it, it makes you hit it so much pure. Like, I, I know you felt it before, which is what keeps you coming back. But have you ever felt a shot and the ball just flies off and it feels like you barely

even hit the shit? Yeah. That's what pros feel every single time they hit it. And it's because one of the main things that they do is they tuck this elbow and their elbow is if you look at every single good ball tracker their elbow is glued to their ribs and then they follow through and they come through like that but there's that's the thing about golf is there's so many different technical aspects to it but that's the main thing that helped me with the with the with the over the top i'm gonna i'm gonna try that i'm gonna keep that right elbow glued i did

hit you're right i hit one because i played a little bit i went out to the driving range when i was on vacation and i i absolutely nuked this one driver probably like 275 it was a sickest shot that have ever hit my life. And I was like, well, I'm a golfer now. This is where all my money's going to go. Exactly how it happens. Oh, real quick, before, it's not on your back swing you want to keep it. Right, right. It's as I start the down swing. Yeah, as you start the down swing, you want to think about tucking that. And then your shoulders will kind of be like this. So you'll be like that and your shoulders are kind of like skew. And, uh, and when you tuck that elbow, you'll really start to feel that the, what they call compression. It's what the, we'll hear it when it comes up

the it makes that sound it's called compression that really helps with compression if you tuck your shirt into your elbow it'll help that's why golfers do that shit all the time they lift up their shirt yeah that's what they're doing i thought that there's just brooks showing off the you can put a towel you can put a towel in your right on right elbow and uh and leave it in there and that that will help you get the the the visualization the mental picture of keeping that elbow tucked i'm going to break 140 in no time speaking of elbows how is your elbow That's what I'm starting out. I'm doing this.

How do you eat an elephant, big tea? One bite at a time. Damn right. Damn right. And so that's what I'm doing. I first is I'm going to have double par. I'm going to make a double par, which means I'm going to break 142 or 144, I guess. And then I'm just going to keep chipping away from there because I rarely play around

a golf where I actually keep track of every single stroke because that's a lot of math. But I'm going to do it. No free ads. I went to that Swinger's mini put place. Awesome. Yeah. Swingers is a good time. Yeah, it was great with the drinks and all that.

I got the bug back again. How was your elbow? My elbow is great. Hmm. No surgery? I have not had surgery on it. I'm also not swinging as hard as it possibly. I think that maybe when I got my clubs fit,

I think that's maybe where I went wrong was the guy was like, just hit the ball as hard as you can repeatedly. So I did that probably, I don't know, 60 times in a row. That may be the worst advice you can get on a goal. What? Who said this? The guy that was fitting me for these clubs. And I think it's because when I was swinging hard, I was making, the ball was going straight. I was losing a little bit of my slice.

And so he was like, yeah, just keep swinging hard. So, no, I got, I got, that's horrible. I got, instead of having a bunch of, like, irons, like three irons, four irons, irons, five irons, he gave me all the hybrids. So I'm basically like a 70-year-old going out there with my hybrids and my five, six, seven, eight iron. But somebody on the go like you, I have an idea. Like, again, no free apps.

But I know this dude who contacted me via Instagram and he developed this app. And what he did was he curated like 140, like 200 coaches, like golf coaches. And he basically, it's like you set up a phone behind you, right? You set up an app, right? So you open an app and it's like, okay, I want, I'm going to the driver range at 2 p.m. on a Monday. So you go to the driving range, you set up the time in which you're going to get a lesson

and a golf coach accepts it and you just set up a phone behind you and you're like, hey, how you're doing? I'm having problems with this. And they're like, okay, let me see your swing. You start to swing and they say, okay, try this, and they literally give you a live lesson on the range with live feedback and it's just one of the most amazing things.

It's just quick, it's easy, and I think it's really dope for somebody that's going to go like you. I'll give it a shot. I'll give anything a shot. Yeah. It's really dope. What if we just both get sick at golf, Aaron? That'd be fire. We turn it to a little golf podcast. No, no, no.

Billy's mad. Like, Billy's mad. I'm going to talk about frogs, man. No, no, no. I just, it's just, I'm, I love the golf talk, but I'm still at the stage of my life. We're like, after this, I'm going to play pickup basketball with my buddies who have the day off from work. Like, we're not on that golf, we're not on that golf wave. You're not, yeah, you haven't hit it yet.

Like, so, like, all this stuff we've been talking about, I've been, like, chill with it. Like, yeah, let's do. some golf talk but I just I can't relate to it all I'm diverse not not let's talk about let's talk about pickup basketball you know what golf talks brought to you by who factor oh yeah yeah billy you want to keep doing the ad reads billy I can but I don't want to I don't want to cuck you out of both ad read no it's fine fact fact factor's great I actually I had a factor meal the other day Brandon Walker was also eating factor he's losing some weight he looks great factor is a fast ready to nutritious meal plan that's delivered

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That sounds great. Yeah. I want some of that. Ready in two minutes. Aaron, one of the people that we interviewed when we were out in Chicago, or excuse me,

in Arizona was Chicago Bears' quarterback, Justin Fields, who is, he's a vegan playing in the NFL. So you guys have a little bit in common there. I just kept thinking of, of Billy's take about how you can't be an alpha male

if you're a vegan Justin Fields is a pretty good quarterback so I was wondering what you're taking bro that reminds me somebody sent me a video

of Warren Sapp talking shit about me I saw your tweet I didn't see the video though yeah bro

so he was on Vlad TV DJ Vlad and the dude asked him he was like what do you think about Aaron Foster saying

and shit was scripted And he went off on this long, lying-ass rant about how when I first went up to the NFL network, I had all this jewelry on, and I was Mr. Hot shit. And I was like, I led the League of Rush, and I'm like, first of all, because it was undrafted. And I had no money. I couldn't buy jewelry. I don't even wear jewelry like that. The only change, y'all seen me when I bought 10 years after I played in the, or five years after I played in the NFL. He's lying.

He's lying his ass off. he obviously she didn't know it was a whole bit and it just makes me mad it makes me mad I didn't feel a certain kind of way about it because it makes me mad because one he can highlight me right two it's like you just running with a narrative like you saw a clickbait article on like rather than be like I don't know I don't know if about it or whatever you know what I'm saying it's just like NFL's supposed to be like this I don't know like we all went through some shit and you posted like at least at the very least like I hollad somebody before you publicly oust them if it's not a joke.

He was like dead serious. And he lied, though. He was just lied talking about I was like arrogant when he first met me. And I'm like, that was the op. I remember our first interaction. He was like, he was saying, hey, who's the top three runnerbacks in the league right now? And I was like, I don't really get into the like, you know, ranking. I'm like, why we got to rank him?

He's like, no, you got a top. Give me your tops. And I was like, I was like, fam, I don't do that. I was like, I think, I think everybody adds something different to the game. But that was my flame. That's how I was. I was just like a humble ass. I didn't, I was happy to be there.

But he was like, playing with like, I had a kind of jewelry on and I was Mr. hot. He was like, but he fucking lying, dog. And then he was like, the whole script shit. And it's just goofy shit, man. And that made me, that may be hot because like, I fuck with Moore's Sap. You know what I was my dude. And so it's like, I don't know.

I just had to get that off my chest. I don't even know he's going to see this. But I, I searched Warren Sapp, Barry and Foster on Twitter, and obviously the first few results are this interview he did. Apparently, in 2012, he said you were Walter Payton 2.0. Yeah, he's never, he's never shown me nothing but love. That's what bothers me. Like, it's like, it's like if Dionne Sanders had to know where to start talking shit.

I'm like, why? Every time I've seen you is love. Like, why, like, why I was setting? Like, if you had that kind of energy for me and you've actually met me, I'll let me. I don't know a human being. Like, I might have jokes and shit. But I don't know a human being. Y'all could have tested this and tell me if I'm lying.

I don't know a human being that's met me in any real capacity. I'm like, yo, he's arrogant as fuck. No, like, it doesn't exist that you've met me in a real way in passing. Maybe I could come off like that. I understand. But, like, if you've met me, there's no way you think I'm an arrogant human being. There's no way, because I'm not. I don't give his fuck about that shit.

And this makes me mad because, like, that was my dude. And he was, like, one of the OGs that I first met that showed respect and showed love. And so I always had admiration for him. So it's like, how'd let me? You ain't got to do all this grandstanding for the, for what? For DJ Black? Fuck out of here. Huh.

If, yeah, if you know Aaron at all, like, you, I don't think that I would ever describe you as arrogant to anybody. Also, like, you showing up with a shitload of jewelry and not having time for anybody, he might have just thought, he might just not remember who you are. I think that might be the case as well, which is even more disheartening, but. I didn't have jewelry back then. My first piece of jewelry was 2015, so five years after the moment he's talking about. And it was that big chain, that big T wore.

It's a good chain. It's powerful chain. And I've worn that maybe five times my entire life. Like, maybe. It's also not a flashy chain at all. It's just a big, it's a big, thick, sturdy chain. Yeah. But I didn't have that thin.

I didn't have that thin, though. You know what I mean? And that was one of my, I probably shouldn't bought that thing. That's probably my only I shouldn't have bought that But I got it Yeah But anyway

I just want to get that off my chest Because it's like come on dogs Like you can highlight me if you wanted to But if you don't want to That's cool too But don't be lying my digger Don't be a fucking liar dog Fuck out of it

That shit is goofy Every picture I have from the Florida game I'm just wearing that Abnoxious chain I love that So heavy We got to talk about it I sent this in the group chat

It's five pounds Yeah it's heavy We got to talk about this I send this in the group chat Someone took a picture of someone sitting next to this person on a plane who had a full rack of ribs and fries saw this, maybe the most egregious

in the morning. Maybe the most egregious thing I've ever seen. That's amazing. What do you mean egregious? No, you deserve to be in jail. Yeah, you should go to jail. No, but what? If you eat a full rack of ribs on a plane. No, what is hold on, time out. This man

is enjoying his meal. He's on his flight. That is amazing. My bigger concern is that this guy ordered ribs at an airport. He didn't, like, bring this from a good rib place through security. They cook these ribs at the airport. And I don't know what kind of airports you guys have been to. I don't think that they have big smokers set up there.

Actually. Some boiled-ass ribs. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about that, but you can't do that. It's too tight. It's too tight. Ribs don't aren't an offensive smell. They smell good.

No, it doesn't matter. It's hot going on. It's hot food. No, you know what you're haters? I'm not a hater. Like, what that man pallet got to do with you, man? I could listen. I could listen to the argument if this took place at 4 p.m.

It was at 8 a.m. These people woke up at 5 to get to the airport. It's a little over the ribs. That's even better. So my man woke up and said, I'm having motherfucking ribs this motherfucking morning on this motherfucking plane. He loves, he loves the rib joint at the airport. And he's like, man, I can't.

wait to get there at 6.30. I'm heading right to the ribs. It might be, love it. What if it's his birthday? What if they're birthday ribs? And he's treating himself. You shouldn't get to celebrate a birthday after 21. Birthday shouldn't be at the, except for every 30, 40, 50, every 10 year interval. Oh, if this is a 50th birthday and he wanted the man wanted ribs in the morning. And then once you get to 60, you can do it every five. What if it was a connecting flight and he was in the south? I don't really find any of this acceptable. It's a full rack of ribs with fries and street corn on a tight. It's, it's tight. You guys. out of an airplane. All right, let's play this out. You're sitting next to me, Avery.

No, I'm him. You're sitting next to him. And I open up this, what looks like a pizza box, but surprise, it's ribs and fries, right? I open up my box of food. And Aver, you sitting right next to me. What do you say? I'm not going to say anything to you there, but I think it's, I think it's egregious. I think that people have a problem with hot food on an airplane because the smell goes across the entire plane. I don't think that people have a problem with the smell They just get hungry when they smell the hot food That's what it sounds like

I wish I had like if somebody has hot McDonald's with fries on a plane I'm gonna be upset about that not because it smells bad But because it's like well damn I would you didn't bring enough for everyone No here's why there's an issue he's the guy is not first of all he's got the plate There it doesn't look like there's any utensils anywhere so he's about to get real messy and then oh yeah He's right on he's right on top of you on the airplane That's not his, that's not your problem. He's in the middle seat.

So is it your contention that you should not be able to eat on a plane? No, no, no. I mean, we're talking about specifics of the meal. We're talking about ribs, it being messy. He's probably going to have to be fidgeting for napkins and he's right next to you. See, okay, I'm trying to be, I'm trying to be logical about this. Here you can play. You're saying that he's going to be messy.

Are you, are you saying that he's going to like splatter? some barbecue sauce on you? Is that your concern? No, I'm saying there's all, listen, a lot of sauce on those ribs, a lot of sauce. There's always potential for it. I'm not saying it would happen. I'm just saying looking at the scenario, it doesn't look like a situation where he's going to be in a, in a cleanly manner. I don't think you know, but I don't know, man. It sounds like a, actually, what if what sounds like a, sounds like a Karen complaint. What if some wet corn drips? It's onto your phone screen.

I don't think Avery knows how to eat ribs without getting totally messy. No, but I'm just saying I think there needs to be like a list of rules when you get on an airplane. Everybody's on there. Nobody wants to be on there. Everybody wants to get off into their destination. And everybody should have their own little space. And it's tight. It's a tight space.

But now you're bringing this big box of ribs that you know is probably going to get messy, especially if you're not using utensils. the less fidgeting for people on an airplane next to you, the better, right? You don't want to be in other people's space. That just opens Pandor. He literally opened Pandora's box in the middle of an airplane row. So now you're talking about you have to have a list of foods okay with Avery to eat on the plane. Just in your own area, in your own area.

He is in his area. I'm looking at it. He's in his own little spot. It's tight. The box don't go over the top. It's tight. It don't go over the side. It's tight.

that that that will not I think I think any food that fits on the tray in front of you is acceptable this fits on the tray no that's no no no no no no Aaron come on that's a 14 inch pizza box the big issue for me is that it's a middle box don't the food do y'all y'all bugging it's a middle seat and and ribs are elbow heavy activity to eat that's what I'm saying so this guy's definitely like putting an elbow into everybody's ribs around him while he's enjoying his own See, I'm taking the exact opposite stance. Because he's in the middle seat, he deserves to have ribs. Nobody wants to be in the middle seat.

Enjoy your fucking middle seat. No, I actually think I would be more accepting of the ribs. I'd be more accepting of the ribs if he was in the window seat. There's a lot more room in the window seat. But hear me out, though. As a middle seat, you are in prison, right? Because you're subjected to whatever this guy on the window feels like, If he feels like the window's up, then the windows up.

If you feel like the window needs to be down and the window's down. You're subjected to whatever he feels from that aspect. If you want to go to the bathroom, you have to ask permission on the right. You are in purgatory on that plane on the middle seat. So take your power back, King, and eat your ribs and fuck the people to your left and you're right. I'm with this guy. If you're in the window seat on that flight, and that guy brings out an entire tray of ribs, you know that you're not getting up to go use the bathroom.

You're going to ask the dude to your right to like pack up his entire ribs. so you can scoot by him to go take a little leak. No, yeah, the person in the window seat is arguably more in hell than that person in the middle. At least you have somewhat control. No, I disagree. I think the person who has the ribs. You can control the sunshine. The person who has the ribs puts the person in the aisle and the window seat in hell.

You got to at least offer some ribs to the person next to you. Really quick. Now we're talking. Does anybody else want ribs? No. Do you take a rib area if he offers it to you? What? In a heartbeat.

No, that's... I would take a rib. Absolutely. Guys, come on. It might not be, it might not be good, but. Guys, come on. You know, it's like, you know, you ever go to a man's house that, like, of a female that you're seeing or your girlfriend or whatever case may be? And you at her father's house or whatever case may be.

And he's like, hey, you want a drink. It's just customary. Like, you've got to take that drink. Even if you don't want the drinks, take the drink, have a couple of tips, whatever case may be. It's just what it is. That man offered you a rib, take the rib. I don't think. ribs is not a sharing item yeah i can tell you in this picture this guy's not sharing anyway

no no stop in a point of barbecue sharing stop it ribs is not a sharing item no you avery is but no it's a non sharing item i agree there on that you ribs are so easily you break them apart but yeah you're touching someone else's rib honestly it's a non sharing this is that now now it's a super caring complaint you're touching somebody else's ribs now you're sounding like a Like a COVID idiot right now. Yeah. And by the way, the smell argument isn't an argument because, as we know, airplanes have air circulators, which is why you can't smell anything on a plane.

Hang on. Because it sucks up all the smell. Are you arguing that you can't smell someone with a full rack of ribs sitting six inches from you? I'm telling you, it's a temporary once it gets taken away and dealt with. The ventilation is going to go to the best set that is. Stop. You're going to be smelling the ribs the whole flight. That's why masks, which are not going to smell them the whole flight.

It's not true. I disagree. What would be the worst foods to bring on to a plane? Potato salad. Potato salad. Happened to me once. Broccoli, dog. Manease have cooked.

Cooked broccoli. No, fish. Anything fishy. Yeah, tuna fish. Cooked broccoli has a very bad smell, dog. Like, steamed, I'm sorry. Steemed broccoli is a very bad smell. It's delicious.

Yeah. It doesn't smell great. Steamed broccoli is smells so bad, dog. My mom made me steamed broccoli almost every night growing up, and I don't remember it's smelling bad. I don't think I can't I got used to it I wouldn't say that steam broccoli is like one of the worst I can't it's for me you know it'll be bad

shrimp shrimp on a plane yeah is bad shrimp for some reason I love shrimp I mean it's delicious I think most people out there it's it's tough to find somebody that absolutely hate shrimp but the smell of of hot cooked shrimp on an airplane I could see being just a disaster plus you have to peel it and then you you have a tray that's just filled

with the exoskeleton and the legs of the shrimp and the tails, that would be a pretty bad, bad move to bring like a peel and eat shrimp. I don't know that I've ever had a problem with the smell of shrimp. Not that I'm thinking about it. Talk about this. I mentioned ribs is a non-sharing item, but you guys don't agree. We talk about a lot, like, what do you think the most, like, non-sharing, shareable items are?

I say ice cream and soup are, like, probably at the top well ice cream you've never seen people share ice cream yeah i'm out on that like you have a nice romantic sunday yeah like let's no like let's just say like you got like a cup of whatever a cone you don't share a cone yeah cone cone cone but like you give an s o a bite of your ice cream popsicle popsicle is not sure definitely not no soup i said soup you can't soup's tough to share yeah well sometimes you get i think if you have another spool Boom is straight. This is a cutlery issue.

No, I agree with Avery. Splitting soup is tough. You're a soup guy, though. Hold on. That's, you're biased here. Maybe I just wouldn't ever want to show my suit. Yeah, you don't want to split your suit. Yeah, I'm being selfish.

Imagine being the ribs guy getting off the plane, though, and seeing this tweet that has 1.3 million views. Yeah. You know, Avery, Loki, you know what you're giving right now? Yeah, there we go. You're giving the guy who took the photo of the girl eating the baked potato at the game. No, that I don't care. No, but that's what you're doing to this guy. If this guy took a picture of you.

No, it's not that bad because it's weird behavior. There's a reason why none of us have ever seen a man eating a full rack of ribs at 8 o'clock in the morning on an airplane before. It's unusual behavior. You can't spend this to be like completely normal. I'm glad we can agree there. Yes, you could spin it to say it could be inconsiderate of people around you. but you can't you can't be like yeah what's the big i don't see the big deal the man's enjoying some ribs i may have done something similar to this recently what'd you do

i ate some chili that i got in the terminal on a plane recently okay but it was in like a cup a cup of chili i'm not saying it's bad that he had like that he had the ribs like good for him i am it's the fact that it's the fact that it's just it's just in people way. Also, I would fucking legend. Let's just think this through. So the guy wakes up at 5 a.m.

Gets an Uber or his wife to take him to the airport, whatever. Gets to the airport at 6.30, goes through security. Or maybe he was running late. The point I was getting to is he's only, he got this close enough to the plane boarding that he had to take it on the plane. He was rushing through the line at the ribs place. Like, I'm going to miss. I'm willing to miss my flight to get. this box full of ribs and fries.

And let's talk about the rib restaurant as well because that's open at 8 a.m. In order to cook a plate of ribs for this guy, they probably got started on these ribs at like 3.30 a.m. And the cook in the back is like, there's no chance that anyone's going to eat these ribs. These will be sitting out at least 5 o'clock in the afternoon. Or is it a frequent enough occurrence where they're like, we got to get the rib orders. We got to get a head start on the rib rush that we're going to be getting at about 7 a.m. I get there's a there's a There are some people who get to the airport earlier than others, but can you imagine

being close enough to the time of your flight's departure that the plane is boarding and you are in line still waiting for ribs? Yeah. Crazy. This guy's a psychopath. I also take your opinion with a grain of salt because you're a first class guy. You fly

in the front of the plane. You don't know about the tight space, the tight areas. Okay, I want to be born on third base. You know what I mean? It's fair. I made it there. But I won't born there. Are you allowed to bring ribs through airport security? Is there any chance if he brought these ribs from home?

No. And you can tell this is this isn't a box you get at the airport. But it's a pizza box. That's so where? That's what I'm saying. He might have put these ribs on the x-ray and had it go through the machine. So the box does say grab a slice of happiness. What I'm assuming happens is whenever this rib restaurant has a big order, which can't be that often, they go to the pizza place next door.

and they're like, hey, we need a box to put this in. I've done a little reconnaissance. I can't find the restaurant, though. It looks like it says Frankie's. Can't find. There's the only place that I can see is it's called grab a slice. And I don't know where. I think that might be a saying on the side.

There's also a chance that this person, Ridley's that Ridley's. Is that Ridley's? What if this person just set the entire thing up for clout? True. That's entirely possible, but we're taking this at face value because we have nothing else to go on. Cinnamon toast crunch shrimp scenario. Yeah. I mean, we could stage a picture like this as well next time we travel.

I was wary of the fact that 8.19 a.m. doesn't make a ton of sense, but I can't disprove it. It could have been posted. Now, I will say the person who posted it looks British. Okay. So. I don't think British people cook ribs, though. No, but British people could encounter. Ribs in an airport and be like, oh my God, let's try this American specialty of ribs.

I really want to in my connecting flight from England to somewhere. Yeah, be like somewhere. You're like ordering fish and chips at seven in the morning. Yeah. Yeah. So, huh. This could be English. This could be tourism.

What would be the most absurd thing, though, to like to bring onto an airplane? If we're trying to, if we're trying to stage our own version of this picture. A whole chicken, like a whole rotissory chicken. A rotisserie chicken. Yeah. Yeah. charcutory board no charcutta

that would be fired I would love that shit something you got to eat with your hands aggressively oh a bunch of ribs crabs

yeah I think they're just describing ribs Maryland crabs yeah if you had blue crabs on a plane with all the old bay everywhere yeah you just said something

that you're eating with your hands aggressively oh no lobster lobster lobster or a full lobster crawfish boil yeah you just

You had a bucket and you jump out. But again, I could see Mincey doing that. But if he's, I'm going to tell the kitchen. Bro, my man's sitting next to me with a bunch of crawfins. I'm in. Yeah. I get a couple. That's fire.

I do agree that if the person sent next to you has a full plate of crawfish, that person likes to party. That's a fun-loving individual right there. That's a cool dude. Yeah, definitely. I have an update. I'm going through this person's tweets. and she has previously tweeted about the McChrispy,

which is a McDonald's menu item in the UK. So this was likely at like 1 p.m. in England. Okay. So definitely real, but it wasn't at 8 a.m. Even better. So funny. It's honestly hilarious. It's objectively hilarious to look at.

That dude is a legend. Shout out to that guy. Oh, my God. Now I do want some ribs, Bill. Did you already order them? No, I'm on a diet. I told you. I said last call for ribs.

It's bad for my swing. I knew this would happen. Where did you order the ribs from? I ordered them from Mighty Quinn's. Final four abs, Aaron. They're coming in. I'm in. I don't know if you can see.

I'm slimming down, dog. I've been hitting it. I did trip a little this weekend. I had a couple of Dr. Pepper's. But we back on it. Today, I'm going golfing. I'm playing a full 18. when we're in Houston for the final four

do you want to I'm trying to think of what we're going to be doing we're probably going to be doing some live streams for it do you want to come out and hang out with us we're probably going to have like a live show set up lots of games together I'll have abs then I'll have my shirt off absolutely okay I'm all in love it how do you feel about Tennessee's chances are in Big T do you guys watching Tennessee basketball I have not see basketball game it's not good right now I think that I need help guys

I need help because my performance in the last dozen trivia was so bad that people were tweeting me and I was just I had no choice but to agree dude was like

can we kick Arian off he's so bad and I was like I am though I can't even be like fuck you I bring vibes though it's a team game but I suck but I don't like sucking like I'm starting to get competitive itch

in the shit you know what I mean so it's like I need help how do I get better at that fucking game uh you got to study a lot of I would say um like cable drama shows in the last 20 years Jeff likes to ask questions about those he likes to ask questions about um Oscar nominated movies whether that be for best best actor best actress just movies movies that were nominated for Best Picture. He asks a lot of those. Now, I'm telling you all this advice. Those are probably two my weakest categories as well. I just know that he asks a ton of questions about those. I'm not even worried about those. If we could just get better at NFL and NBA, I think we'd be a wagon. Yeah. So, so I told Aryan, I meant to send him some and I'll try to remember to do it

today. Sporkel quizzes, just like mid-2000s, NBA and NFL, like rushing leaders or, or but oftentimes it's not even it's you know it's one level below that like it's the second superstars the second leading rusher on the 2004 falcons or you know yeah yeah it's it's tough okay I'm uh I'm gonna start steady man because I can't I can't be the weak link I'm not used to that yeah so yeah I would say Sporkel quizzes let's get on Sporkel I'll do them too let's do it practice a little team practice camarader we'll have mad dog on let's do it I like it Like you guys won though right

Yeah When's that coming out Overtime Already came out When you were on vacation That's why I didn't see it Sorry Yeah

Okay Did you have fun I did I had a great time I saw a lot of whales Big whale guy Big golf guy now Got tan

Hung out in the sun for a little bit It was a blast It was a blast I sat next to I had a celebrity encounter at one of the restaurants that I went to it was, I think it was Tuesday night. It was on Valentine's Day

night and I was sitting at this table and to my right, there was a man and his wife and I was like, I recognize that dude. Where do I know that guy from? And his wife was just going nuts over the fireworks that they were shooting off. She was just having a great time. And it dawned him, it was like,

I think that's the owner of the Carolina Panthers. So you told us this and then you said you made it up. No, it's I just didn't want to blow up his spot while I was still there. Got it. So it was true. It was true.

He was definitely there. I thought about going up to him. This is actually a thought that I weighed in my head. I was going to go up to him and say, Mr. Tepper, if I could ask you for just one favor, could you please put your name in the hat to vote Dan Snyder out as an owner and kick him out of the lead? But then I thought to myself, wait a second. This guy probably loves the fact that Dan Snyder owns the commanders because Carolina, has been slowly taking over market share from the commanders over the last 15 years, 20 years.

And so he loves the fact that they have an inept ownership. So I should just not say anything. And then maybe he'd be more likely to force Dan Snyder out. So that's the cost benefit that I weighed in my mind at the time. It's well played. It's well played. So there's nothing better for the value of the Carolina Panthers than to have the commanders just be a dog shit organization.

Because that way they get all of southeastern Virginia. They start to creep up towards Richmond. They get all those, all those eyeballs. I saw Tony Hawk this weekend. Are you sure it was Tony Hawk? Yes, absolutely sure it was Tony Hawk because you know how he always does that thing on Twitter where he says everyone knows my name but not who I look like. Yeah.

Well, I was going to walk up to him say, I know you're Tony Hawk. But then I saw someone else was there taking a picture with him. And I was like, okay. So he doesn't need that that reassurance anymore. Where did you see him? Vegas. Oh, Bill, you were in Vegas? Yeah.

Well, I had to plan a vacation really quickly because we don't take many vacations. And so there's a prime spot. And I thought I was going to be training for a fight. But then that fell through. So then I just like found the like cheapest flights, cheapest hotels. And it was Vegas. Nice. Does you have fun?

I had a fucking awesome time. Did you win money? I actually didn't gamble once. Would you do? I just like went to all the restaurants. Buffets. Buffets. The unlimited buffets.

And then like just like went to. shows and I was like I could budget this perfectly because Vegas is super affordable all I have to do is not gamble that's true and it was it was perfect that's or you could have gambled and doubled your fun yeah that off good counterpoint yeah but it was sick what's the what's your favorite buffet move uh well if you can get to it the belagio buffet is probably the best and then you just eat as much seafood and shrimp as you can yeah and then unlimited sushi and then you finish it off with as much red meat as you can because like you're not actually full till you like eat a bunch of the red meat at the end yeah that's smart yeah you get to pace yourself a little bit

yeah where'd you got stay billy uh you know one of the cheaper hotels for its price point circus circus no um yeah stay at the trump hotel did you that was where i met that guy at the bar he was like it was it was actually hilarious you wanted to call him that meeting of the minds it's actually the perfect i mean if you look at the trump hotel compared to the prices of the other similar quality hotels it is insane because i know i guess half the country will not stay there no matter what yeah but the price point is insane yeah like how could you pass that up well also they don't have a casino in it yeah so you're not tempted to gamble exactly why don't they have a casino did he not get licensed for a casino there i guess not and he's off the strip

but it i mean it was an amazing stay and like all like it's actually the the whole trump thing if you go to the hotels, how like gold it is everywhere and like all the T's, DJTs, it's like kind of funny, like how like crazy it is, like in retrospect. Yeah, I've stayed there. I stayed there before, um, it was before the Republican debate or maybe it was a, no, it was a Democrat debate that was in Vegas in 2015. Yeah. I stayed at the Trump hotel. I was very confused because I didn't, I expected there to be casino when I walked in. And then, um, yeah, it's a, I guess it's not a bad place to stay. It was, I mean, I stayed in the New York Trump Hotel I think it was like either right before he ran or like right after um and I took uh took

his towels I stole him took some towels yeah I stole the robe did you yeah it's hilarious I think they might charge you for that one though no I stole it from the spa so they couldn't so they didn't know where it gets so that's the move it's sick but it was hilarious but it's $100 so like it's a very nice hotel, but it's only $100 a night compared to like 250 at other places. So it's like what like fuck your politics like go take his money. Yeah. If you're if you're looking for a deal. Yeah. And then just pretending you're in different parts of the world like I'm in a cafe in France in Paris in Paris, in Paris, France casino. Like that's hilarious. And the river walks and like pretending you're like in, in, uh, freaking. Yeah, Venice. Yeah. Yeah. It's awesome. We and Donnie did the gondola. We did the gondola ride through the indoor outdoor, outdoor very. of Venice just like like pigged out and and then I went to a knights game which is an electric atmosphere those are fun yeah the the Vegas nights they like really embrace them as their first franchise and you don't understand until you go there because there's a bunch of Vegas locals who just

have always like one to root for a sports team like their own and now they got one and they go nuts for them it's biggest nights what sport is that hockey hockey oh it is I love hockey electric some good golf out in Vegas too you would love their games their games are awesome I've never been to one, but everybody that's been and I've seen them on TV, they look incredible. They are fun. I went to a Stanley Cup game between the Caps and the Golden Knights out there, and they put on a hell of a show. It feels like medieval times. There's like archers that come out.

They shoot weapons at each other. It's awesome. It's like a spectacle of itself besides the hockey game. Hey, would y'all do that with me? Next time I go out there, we can film it, too. It'll be funny shit. We go to medieval times in Jersey? Yes.

Dude, I love movies. It's one of my favorite things to do, like, ever, dog. I don't know why, but I love that shit. We should do. We should get all dressed up, get some mutton. Let's do it. I'm so down, dog. Get a big mutton shop.

They serve the best stew there. Fantastic stew. Mead? Yeah. Did they actually serve mead? I don't think so. I think they serve beer. Yeah.

We can pretend. You serve everything. I have a full bar. Medieval times. Yeah, we're on. we're on i thank you thank you for bringing that up it's been yeah i'd be too long oh you know it's the best part of Vegas uh there's this thing called the high roller which is like a london like a ferris wheel and you can get an open bar in it so you like go in this ferris wheel and there's an all you can

drink bar and like for 60 bucks if you drink like five beers and 30 minutes you get your money's worth and you just go and look all over bait like it goes up and you can see the whole like you can almost see to the pacific ocean yeah It's awesome. Definitely do that. Oh, I agreed to something last week. I got taken advantage of last week, big time. I was in vacation mode.

I had vacation brain. I had a couple beers in me. I'd been in the sun all day. I got text from our good friend, Large. And Aaron, I know you love Large. And next time you're here, we actually do need to have a crossover episode of Twisted History with him. He wants to talk about Japan.

He wants to do an entire episode on Japan. So we'll have to make that happen next time you're in New York. But Large texted me and he said, hey, shot in the dark here. But I was wondering if you would be interested in going up in an F-18 Hornet before a NASCAR game at some point this year. Wow. And I was like, fuck it, I'm in. And then I'm deathly afraid of heights. You wouldn't know that because I do play a significant amount of flight simulator.

and I do know how to fly an F-18 Hornet. But I just, in that moment, I was like, this is my opportunity to get up in the skies and show what I can do. Now the reality is setting in where I'm going to have to go airborne and they're probably going to be pulling some Gs. It's a once in a lifetime thing, though.

You have to do it. Do you have a date set? Let me know if you need, like, you know, a partner to come, you know, to soothe you through it. I'm definitely down. I appreciate that. I probably will need this. It's the same plane that they flew in Top Gun.

Have you ridden mission space at Disney World? I have not. I feel like you should do that first. I'll be fine. You know how many hours I've logged in my flight simulator? The beautiful thing about, go ahead, I was just going to say,

I even did it with the VR goggles on, so it feels like you're doing all the moves. Totally. How fast is this thing going to go? I don't know any of the details. at all. I do know that the F-18 Hornet does have supersonic capabilities. My guess is we'll probably not break the sound barrier because they frown on doing that

over residential areas. So I'm guessing I'll probably be pulling about like, I don't know, 600 knots. Totally. Totally. Yeah. I'm sweating, thinking about it, but it's still going to be incredible. I might just pass out when I'm up there. You think they'll let me fly the plane?

No. Probably not. probably not but you're going to be fine man you're going to be fine man it's it's it's nothing the beautiful thing about gravity is that uh an inertial reference it feels like regular everything works and operates the same it'll be fine you know that's a good point pfd you should just focus on being a backseat driver and just like look the instruments and not outside we're gonna go in air to ground mode or air to air mode hey you see those button i think i'm picking something on r wr I don't know how he's fucking up.

I really think you probably should have maybe thought of. You got to tack the envelope a little bit more here. Pull split ass. Worst part about Vegas was the escalators in the Heights. There was some serious crazy yellow, like escalators that like had steep drops. Yeah. Yeah. Esculators. Escalators.

Yeah, Vegas just does everything big. I like the idea that you went on a trip and just basically said, I'm going to just pig out. Yeah. Those are the best types of vacations. just get fat also kind of went there because it was like sun too and it was like 60 50 60s and I was like sunbathing but like every I was the only one everyone else like what the fuck are you doing they definitely knew you were from new york yeah they were like oh we came here for the for the weather and they were all like what the hell it like it's it's cold as fuck you're

like what are you talking about it's like 60s 50s it's nice what's it's in texas now is it's still cold today is let me see today is ooh shit god damn this 77 today guy that's so nice

high of 80 this is not nice man we live in this stupid city would you see what I'm saying to my point Marjorie was right

it's the seed should just be cold United States and hot United States I'm okay with that I'd be in the cold bro I don't I'm not fucking

the heat is yeah Just gross All right We got anything else We want to get into On nanodosing Got a big episode

Coming up on Thursday Let's talk about the topic The Diet Love Pass incident Oh Jatlov Pass Yeah I could be down for the Diet Love Pass

Or who Do you want to do an open-ended topic We haven't done that That's kind of what we did A long long time The Jat Love Pass was an incident in Russia like a hundred years ago

where a bunch of hikers went out there not a hundred years ago it's probably like seven years ago and a bunch of hikers went out and they all died under extremely mysterious conditions and they still don't know what happened to this day

but Arian is there anything that you'd want to get into not off top of my head man I get into the reason about my goddamn camera stuff stopped working, but it makes me mad. I don't know if you'll notice the quality hasn't, it isn't the best. This is a good camera, but my main camera just stop turning on and I got to fix this shit.

Sorry to derail. I know that we've done some like AI slash simulation episodes before, but AI chatbot's real hot in the streets right now. Bro, okay, I'll give you guys this thing. There's this AI that my homeboy put me on. The dude I'm actually going to Utah with. Because he's an engineer, he's just like coals and shit. There's this Discord channel that's AI that you can type in anything and it recreates it within a minute.

So you could be like make a picture of a unicorn riding on a cloud bioluminescent with the stars in the background. And it recreates the image of what you type. And it's fan fucking tacit. I've been, my kids have been playing with it all weekend, like for hours. You could just sit there and just be creative as shit. shit. And it's, it's wild because it's like undercutting artists, but literally my screensaver is one that I made. Um, but it's just like any kind of imaginative things you have. I'll send some of the, uh, some of the things in the group text right now, but it's just

it's unreal how, how fast it makes it, how clear, concise. Like I did a black Joker. I did Egyptian gods. Right. It's like, it's crazy, though. Watch. I'll send it to the group. What's it called? How do you? I don't know what it's called. I'll, I'll give you the, uh, the link for it, but I don't know what it's called, but it's just unreal. Like one of my kids did Scar fighting Mufasa in real life, and it's

fire, dog. It is fire. That sounds awesome. I just asked Chat GPT to write a song about macro dosing with cords, and it just fired this off. You want to hear it? Yeah, yeah. All right, this is written right now in the last

like 10 seconds. Did you boot it up? Is it working now. Chat GPT? Yeah. Yeah. It's not like crowded because it's been like... No, chat GPT, just pumped this right out. Hell yeah. I might use the rent blog. All right. I took a little more than I should. I thought it would make me feel good. I wanted to see what's behind the veil. So I took the plunge and I set sail. Macro dosing, my mind's exploding I'm seeing colors

My thoughts eroding It's overwhelming But so enticing It's feelings new It's so enticing Macro dosing What the fuck? It's actually really good

What the fuck? Yeah Tell it to write something About the macrodosing podcast See if it knows us It can't It has no internet after 2021

but that's I was hearing that and being like oh wow this is a great song but then I was like what the fuck like it was like dread like hearing how good it was macrodosing my mind's exploding I'm seeing colors my thoughts eroding that's that's pretty sick that's a ABA rhyme scheme and it hit it hit the four the major four chord in the chorus instead of sticking with the root that's uh it's learning a little music theory for you Yep, it's learning, guys. Write a song about macrodosing podcast. Let's just see what it says.

Billy, you look at them images? Those pictures are sick. That are insane. Oh, my God. I just typed in like Rose Blooming on the Moon. Yeah. And that's what came over with it. It's insane, though.

Okay, this is, uh... It actually wrote a song. Let's do it. About the macrodosing podcast. podcast all right oh my god okay this is fucking weird to the key of g the hosts are knowledgeable and real sharing experiences with great skill their thoughts wait let me start this again the hosts are knowledgeable and real sharing experiences with

with great skill. Their words are thought provoking and their stories are mesmerizing. Macro-dosing the podcast I need taking me on a journey so deep. Exploring the unknown, unraveling the thread, leaving me with thoughts in my head. They talk about life, love and loss,

about experiences at any cost. Words are like medicine, guiding me through my own life's lesson, macrodosing the podcast I need, taking me on a journey so deep, exploring the unknown, unraveling the thread, leaving me with thoughts in my head. The podcast is a revelation of journey, self-discovery, and exploration. I will continue to listen to learn. to grow and expand my mind's return all right well you could tell didn't know what this podcast was actually about that's that's true so we got that on it these things are fucking fraud

no this actually makes she think i got to get into something that's on because like think about it could write like it could easily write a blog yeah if it had access to the internet like today's internet you've used it yeah i'm gonna do it right now all right now all right I'm going to make, I'm going to try to introduce chat, GBT, to, uh, what's her face? Sylvia? Yeah, have them date. Yeah, no, I'm going to try to introduce them to each other. All right, so for this, for this, uh, next blog I'm doing. One more song, it used the same chord progression, but I asked it to write something else.

You ready? Flying up high in the sky, feeling hunger, I don't know why. Suddenly I see on the menu. Airplane ribs got to try a few Airplane ribs They taste so good Flying with flavor like I never could On my plate

And in my hand A taste of heaven in a metal can It's pretty good I like that I'm not mad at it Oh you like that Yeah that no that makes me Accepting of the ribs guy now

I mean you got to see the comments I put it on our Twitter A lot of people agree with me It's egregious A lot of people that are Karen's out there Fair All right guys

We'll see you on Thursday And topic TBD Finally episode 100 Oh yeah that is the topic Episode 100 Episode 100 episode of macro dosing 100th episode Don't try to count

Don't worry about counting It's our 100th episode Exclusive T-shirt coming out One day only Wait can we make it the week after No we're not Because of a way I just, I'm down at Washington.

I'll be there, though. Are you going to be available, Billy? I don't know. I think episode 100 should be when everybody's in the studio. I mean, it's already. Let's push it. Let's push it. That could actually be a thing.

Let's just push it back. Yeah, let's push it back. Push it back episode 100 to everybody's in studio. All right, stay tuned. At the end of Wednesday's show, Thursday's show, we will reveal whether or not that is the 100th episode of Macrodosing. There's only one way to find out, that's to listen yeah all right we'll see you guys then love you guys oh