Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: The Macrodosing Crew Gets Ready For Knoxville
Episode Date: September 20, 2022On today's episode of Nanodosing, the Macrodosing crew prepares for their trip down to Knoxville this weekend. Also, another edition of "What's The Beef?" that leaves PFT a little rattled. All of this... and more on the show. Enjoy! Make sure to tune into MACRODOSING every Thursday at 12am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing
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Welcome back to nanodosing.
It is Tuesday.
It is September 20th.
This fall is rolling straight ahead for football season.
Things are kicking in high gear.
And it is.
Tennessee week.
It's officially Tennessee week on macrodosing.
How about that?
Big T, how pumped are you?
We're going to Knoxville, baby.
I'm very excited about that.
This game, though, it's the only thing I can think about.
I don't remember the last football game that was this,
like I can't think about any other thing than this game.
Yeah.
I mean, this is the week.
This is the biggest game we've played certainly since 2016.
I'd argue before that.
Where does this rank on like your lifetime games ever?
From everything...
All sports.
From everything I understand from like, obviously the game sold out, but like, we're going there.
All the bars of the college football show, college game days there, it's going to be like one of the biggest games ever.
Like Oklahoma in 2015, the noise in there, like anybody at that game will tell you that's the loudest they've ever heard it.
and it was unreal.
I think this is going to top it.
Because, I mean, this is rivalry game right here.
Florida, they suck.
We're a 10 and a half point favorite.
Now, it's terrifying.
I'm scared shitless.
Are we sure that Florida sucks, sucks?
Well, so it depends what you mean.
They're bad.
They're not a good football team.
Now, when they get on the field with us, something changes.
Yeah.
They have devil magic.
They turn into the 85 bears.
Throughout the record books.
So who knows how they're going to play, but they are not a good football team.
Yeah.
Anthony Richardson, I thought he was.
was going to be good. Hank thought he was going to be good going into last year even. He was like,
hey, keep your eyes on this guy. And he played okay against Utah, right? He played pretty well against
Utah, yeah. But then he's stunked it up for the last couple weeks. He has no touchdown passes and
three tackles this season. That's tough. Yeah. That's not what you want on your quarterback. No. And
this is their first road game. They haven't played on the road yet. Hostile environment. It's going to be
as hostile as you can possibly imagine. We're checkering out, right? Checkering Neeland. It's going to be unreal.
Is that what they're calling it?
It's a checker out?
Checker Neeland.
Checker out.
Yeah.
I'm pumped to eat gator.
Yeah.
We're going to a gator fry up.
You ever eat gator before?
I think I may have had like gator bites that like were chicken nuggets.
Yeah.
It tastes like chicken.
I've had fried gator.
They said they're like smoking them.
So I think it's a little bit.
We get some pulled gator.
Pulled gator.
Actually, Billy, I think that we had fried gator in El Paso.
Not El Paso.
Amarillo.
Yes, we did.
Didn't we?
We got those.
Those bites?
At the restaurant where Billy was afraid of our waitress because he thought she was cute.
You were afraid of her.
You were afraid to talk to her because you were like, she's going to think I'm hitting on her.
It's like, no, Billy.
Sometimes you have to tell a waitress your order.
When you're on the road for so long, you don't see a woman for multiple hours.
You're like sailors at sea.
Everything looks good.
Everything looks like a mermaid, a manatee, a dolphin, all mermaid.
Anything, yeah.
They served me an oyster
I immediately came
I was like
Aphrodisiac
All the planets are in retrograde
shit's getting weird
Did anyone else have a weird weekend
All the planets retrograde
Yeah retrograding
Um
shit's out of whack right now
The internet
So I've got
This is gonna be very very sexist of me
I assume that Madeline is into astrology
I'm not not into it
But I'm not deep into it
Where I know the planets
That are aligning into retrograde
I know what you're like
thing is, I mean, I know
I'm a tourist. Then you're into astrology.
Good question. But like, everyone knows
what there is. As a Capricorn. You don't know?
No, no one's ever told you? No, I know.
I don't think so. No, I know what I know what
big teases. If you know what mine is, you're into
astrology. Well, because you and I are born
very close to each other. That's true actually. I didn't
think about that. Yeah, you and I are in the same sign
because we're born close to each other. I think I mentioned
last week that I ended up in one of those like
crystal shops and there's tons of books. I told you guys. I do
crystal or I I get the crystal thing I'm not like a witch person I don't get the
witch yeah the wickens are so I read I read this whole thing about plants and shit and like
kind of kind of sold me I'm not like into it but like all the planets are retrograde some
wacky shit was happening there's and it's the only explanation there's a good um I guess level
of thought that girls that are into astrology and planets and stuff like that old
where it's like if the moon can control the whole entire like oceans and the tides and
everything you think they can't control your mood yeah gravity yeah but does that mean that
everybody that's born in a certain month feels the same way at the same time well like the
like when you receive life and enter the world for the first time and under certain conditions
when those conditions are replicated by same like cycles might be something to it every more life
So everybody that's born in December, they enter the world and the cold,
and then they start feeling, they get into that pattern of every, every year that goes by.
I don't get it.
I don't get it at all.
I just, it doesn't make any sense.
So there's, there's different, basically think of it as you're a recipe.
So it's not just your moon sign, which is, like, you're, you're an Aquarius.
So.
You are an astrology girl.
Because aren't you?
Because you just knew that I was an Aquarius.
Well, I know your birthday.
Yes.
But.
And you knew that that was an Aquarius birthday.
Right.
Yeah.
But you have like your moon sign, your sun sign, your star sign, like your son's sign.
Like your son's, you have your big three and those are different parts of your personality.
And then you have like all of these different houses, which I'm not that deep into.
But it's like your big three control what you appear to as others, how you feel about yourself and like what you really are.
So it's basically like that's.
what month you were born in what time of day you were born and something else but it's basically
like a concoction so it's like okay I'm a tourist son a Pisces moon but an Ares rising but you
like we could be born on the same day but you could be a tourist moon and whatever whatever
because you were born at night and I was born in the morning so it's kind of like a concoction
of like all of these signs put together even though we were born in the same month
we all have different like rising in stars and moons and that makes up what people say is like your
personality and how you react to things got it i still think it's bullshit but i get it you can think
it's bullshit that's fine it's i guess as long as i don't know it's probably not harming anybody right
no i mean i think there's definitely people i mean there's people that take everything to to to
i mean i do remember there was there was a coach for the french world cup soccer team this was i don't know
if it was in the most recent World Cup or the one before that.
Actually, I think it was going back to like 2006.
And he was basing who he was putting in his lineups on astrology,
off astrology charts, which is, it's the most French thing that I've ever heard in my life.
And if I was in charge of any sort of athletic program, that's what the coach was doing.
Like, okay, you're immediately fired for doing that.
Right.
But like, they got to the finals that year.
So.
But they didn't realize that Zedan Zidon was going to headbutt somebody.
was just looking up how they did in this World Cup.
That was the Zedan finals, right?
They went one and two in the group stage, but they finished in second.
Yeah.
Or one win, two draws, sorry, not lost.
Yeah, they lost in PKs to Italy, Italia.
Got to say, when the moon's out, moon's full, the boys buzz harder.
Is that true?
Howling at the moon?
Yeah.
I mean, these are facts.
The boys are buzzing?
The boys buzz harder when the moon's out.
The sin gets fuller, as the moon does.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just something to think about.
I will consider that, Billy, for sure.
Yeah.
But I'm very excited, very excited about this weekend in Knoxville.
I'm so excited.
What type of moon?
Yeah, look up the moon.
If there's a full moon Saturday night, I mean.
Knoxville moon.
What does the winner get?
Is there a trophy?
No, no trophy.
There should be a trophy.
Just bragging rights.
Get Georgia.
Yeah.
They own Georgia.
I mean, we get to be 4-0, which would be pretty sick.
That'll be nice.
So, yeah, we're on pace, right?
for what for your prediction to come true seven wins maybe eight i think i said eight maybe nine did you i didn't
say seven okay eight maybe nine september 25th there's a new moon so that means no moon
huh dark dark hmm listen if we win on saturday i see a path to ten let's go pretty clearly let's go
i mean hendon was slinging he was slinging he was launching if hend did
comes out there and throws like five touchdowns
on Saturday, you have to put him in the
Heisman conversation, right? The first
Heisman conversation of the year?
Yeah. Who's the play? Which player gone to the fist
fight? That was Jimmy Calloway.
He lost his shit for a minute.
Akron, not to defend him
because that was stupid as hell. He's probably
suspended for, I'd be surprised
if he played the rest of this season. But
Akram was playing very dirty. Did you see
the play they tried to kill Hendon? I did not
see that, no. It was a, I'll
find it and send it to you. It was a speed
option and the guy going to tackle Hinden turns his back to him, like not even trying to tackle
him and just throws himself at his knees. They were, they were playing, they're very chippy all
night and Jimmy Calloway just lost his shit and started punching the shit out of this guy.
I mean, you know how I feel about Akron football. Yeah, we know. Yeah, they were, they were playing
a little bit dirty. Cedric Tillman got hurt. We don't know if he's playing.
You don't want to see that going into an important game against Rob.
Yeah, I just, I DM'd you the play, go watch it. But, uh, but yeah, we should be fine. We're the better team. I hope we, uh, I hope we win the game. But you know what I'm saying? Like, it actually is throughout the record books. No, yeah, like they will play. They will play the best game they play this season on Saturday. I'm certain of that. I still think we're better, but. That is a dirty play. I just watched. You see that shit? Yeah, beat the shit out of that guy. Literally turns his back to him. He's not trying to tackle him. He just goes straight for his knees. Just right at the knee. Just right at the knee.
right there. I don't like that. I don't have any time for
that. Akron, you're on my shit list. I hate
Akron more than every team in the country except
like four now.
And it looks sweet in that visor too.
Yeah. I love college football players and visors.
NFL players. No, you can't do that if you're a quarterback.
It's a different vibe.
Never won a Super Bowl with a visor. It's never happened. Big Ben got to a Super
Bowl in the year that he had
he had the broken nose for a while. Does
Lamar wear a visor? Lamar does...
I think he just wears like... Not. I think he wears... Yeah, he wears the
Pit Vipers on the sidelines.
But during games, I don't think he did.
He might wear a clear one sometimes.
The new age helmet that Zika's wearing looks trash.
Yeah, he looks like a car.
It looks awful.
He looks like an automobile.
Yeah.
It's weird.
And there's no buffer zone between the visor and the rest of the helmet.
Right, just a straight slant.
Yeah.
It's like a motocross helmet.
Yeah.
I see some pictures of Lamar with and some without.
I think he wears a clear helmet.
helmet occasionally. He might have worn
a mirrored helmet at one time
during the preseason. But I don't think that he
wears a mirrored helmet during the regular
season. Same with Josh Allen.
So you're okay with a clear visor? No, I'm not okay
with that either. Oh, well that's what that's what looks like
he's got. So that new helmet
Elliot's wearing, it's got
multiple flex
flex plates. So
the old
riddle flex only had one in the front
and I played with that one. It's actually great
because it does absorb the
hits, but now they put them on both the sides in the back.
So there's like a, like, you know when they started to put compression points in cars
so that like your car usually gets totaled, but it's much safer.
Crumples.
Yeah, crumple zones.
It's kind of like that philosophy.
And pretty awesome.
Like, helmet innovation is going to keep this sport alive.
So I'm all for it.
Okay.
I like it.
Shout out Redell.
I put on a helmet a couple weeks ago.
And it's just astounding to me how much better the helmets are now than when I
was playing football and also we just had we had terrible terrible equipment at our high school so
no the helmets fit i was like wow i might have been able to actually see out of this one
had they had they spent money on the equipment for us i think the helmets that we had were from
like the mid 80s and that was like the styrofoam inside of it yeah it was bad they were all
bad helmets yeah with the lying yeah um so before we get into what's the beef and erian's about
to join us in a second as well uh in the news there's some stuff in the news going on right now
um the cleveland browns had a historic collapse i had i have to bring it up mad dog because you were
you were you were were you in cleveland no i was at the browns bar you're at the browns bar okay
i saw you wearing your brown shirt yeah i saw you like that tweet of me in yes i did i did because
it said the browns is the browns on your shirt it's a bar still merch and then they just browns
it up big time so it was a perfect shirt to be wearing during that loss i'm sorry because i well i don't
I don't think I do like the Browns anymore.
I like the people of Cleveland.
I love Browns fans for the most part.
That tailgate was a tough scene yesterday.
Oh, my God.
Did you see some of those?
I saw some of them.
It was shocking.
It was honestly shocking.
That was a little crazy yesterday.
It was, so I was at the Browns Bar yesterday.
The Browns Bar is huge and it's so fun and it's electric.
The collapse that my, won my day, but my emotional state.
had in the final like minute 22 of that game i and i was live tweeting it and everyone was like
since when you live tweet brown's games when you're in that environment you you you feel like you're
at the game it was you you just can't write that shit i can't and i was so i was so high on kd york
last week and he just kicked he stabbed me in the throat watched me bleed out right and i can you
blame him though ever since i mean that i mean that missed that missed extra point i can yeah but also
That would have at least sent us into overtime.
The Jets were playing like...
The Jets were...
Second quarter when they fake the punt and got it.
Elite.
The Jets were...
Garrett Wilson, elite.
The Jets were playing harder than we were.
And our defense...
It was 11 of me up there, basically.
Yeah, it was a rough last couple of jobs.
Miles Garrett was nowhere yesterday.
No, but he had some sacks.
Miles Garrett's had nine sacks.
I don't know what it is now,
but there was one stat that was read during the broadcast
that he had nine sacks
in the past three games against the Jets.
But he was no
our secondary was nowhere.
It was just,
and that was the whole game.
The defense.
Flacco elite.
Joe Flacco, baby.
That's what he does.
He wins football games.
It was that the last minute and a half
is why it's so hard to be a Browns fan
because we were up 15
and there was not a sense of
enjoyment yet.
Yeah.
And it's exactly.
exactly because of what happened. Doesn't Joe Flacco's on-field demeanor crack you up, though,
and he's just, he doesn't have an expression. He looks like he's going to does things. He looks
like he's waiting on a fax to come in sometimes, just like staring at a fax machine. And that's
what he looks like in the middle of the game. It was, it was so sad. It was so sad. And it's
the Jets. And again, we both lost to elite organizations yesterday. We did. The Detroit Lions.
Yeah. It is so sad. And I'm trying to have a positive.
outlook of like you know we're not like this season is kind of a toss up anyway but that to happen
is just so bad yep it was and against billy then he ratioed me well now on thursday you get to
turn around play again and already like all your good players are out i think kevin stefansky
just said that you are going to be missing uh jadevian clownie got her jesse james and somebody else
who was it um someone
else walked off.
Jadavion Clowny, I saw.
You will be missing Jadavion Clowny.
Oh, Chase Winovich and Jesse James.
So when I said, like, all your great players, I'd really just mean like...
Jadiavon Connolly.
Jadavon.
Well, Chase Winovich also, cool hair.
Jesse James, cool name.
Jesse James, cool name.
And then also, like, Kareem Hunt had three touchdowns in week one, I think.
I think it was three, two, or three.
Chunt.
And, and again, like, it's just one of those things where it's like...
what works, they immediately have to shy away from.
Yeah.
And, I mean, Tub had a great day.
You guys won that game if Chubb hadn't scored a touchdown.
Arian, welcome to nanodosing.
Hi, Aaron.
Yeah, thanks for waiting on me to start, but I appreciate that.
It's good to see you.
I had to do the ad reads right off the bat.
And I got a quick question for you.
Shoot.
Actually, first of all, happy Tennessee week.
Happy Tennessee week, my man.
somebody went back and found
in our very first episode that we did
of macrodosing, Big T
said that his mission was going to be to
reunite you
with volunteer football.
So mission accomplished.
He fucking did it. We did it.
Quicker than I thought.
Sciop.
Well, as long as we're
doing things we set out to do,
let's get that 1K subscribers so we can get
Big T high.
100. 100K.
That's what I said.
That's it right now.
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Subscribe or don't. No, subscribe. Get Big T high.
We need to do this. It's great though. Big T
kind of subtly engineered this entire podcast
like that movie The Parent Trap that we all
love so, so very much.
And he just, he made it happen. He reintroduced
you. So great job, Big T.
I mean, I'm kind of.
I mean, kind of.
The homie's always planning on getting up somewhere.
That was the spot.
We're going to a Tennessee, Florida game together.
I consider that mission accomplished.
Just give them one flower.
You don't have to give them all, but just one flower for Big Tea.
Give them a stem.
Good shit.
That's fine.
Good shit.
Good job, Bigte.
Are you excited, Aaron?
I actually am.
I really am.
I mean, it's going to be fun, like, seeing, like, you know, all the staff and people
that are still there like my guy scott chicken hog all the all the cats that you know i've been there for
years um and excited to go to the game i haven't been to a tennessee game since i had a uniform
um but also to see my guys man i'm talking about like that's the one thing you miss about sports
is the camaraderie it's like especially in college is different because like that's your first
taste of adulthood you get to really venture out on your own and these are the guys that you kind
like grew up with right yeah you're figuring out you're learning how to pay bills together you're going
through first you know all of the stuff that we went through together you blood sweat and tears and then now
they're adults you know they got kids like you know my my daughter's about to be in high school like
it's just it's crazy just to see how much everybody had grown and then we're all going to get back
together that's that's what i'm excited for you mentioned uh Scott who is a guy he works a UT he's been
there forever um and he i'm not even sure what his official title is but he just kind of like me neither
He's just like kind of helps run the whole program.
And Aryan loves him.
And I was talking to somebody about him.
I was like,
Aryan loves Scott,
which is like the most ringing endorsement you could ever give anyone at the
University of Tennessee that like Aryan loves them.
Yeah.
I don't hate anybody at Tennessee.
But Scott's always a good dude.
He's the man.
Because when you have a lot of people like play positions of power,
especially in sports and college sports,
especially back then, like you're a.
kid who doesn't know a lot about the world and you're getting taken advantage of and there's not
many people who are looking out for you just because they care about you he was one of them like and
you just never forget that well i can't wait i can't wait it's going to be a blast and uh hopefully we'll
get a win out of this hopefully tennessee stops florida for the first time since 2002 and we can
go home happy uh we won in 2016 and also before that was 2004 not 2002 but my mistake uh are we
are we going to record saturday night maybe i think we might
have to do a little because it's either going to be
if we lose I I'm going to be
the saddest I've ever been in my life
now if we win
I will be drunk with elation
it will either be drunk with sorrow or drunk
with alcohol correct I will be drunk either way
emotionally separated from
the winning or loss
and I'm going to be extremely elated
just a heads up it's going to be
if we're doing it Saturday night
it's going to be Oceans
episode esk
I'm going to be let
sounds like it could be fun
um
area I got a question for you because
there's kind of a story coming out right now
or at least there's a video that's coming out right now
and uh
it's about Justin field
so he's a quarterback on the Bears
he hasn't been off to a great start this year
he looks super super defeated
and a lot of it
his press stuff that he does like well i don't defeated might be one way to put it but also like
checked out maybe doesn't want to be there um doesn't enjoy talking to the media which i don't blame
him for at all like that's that's something that probably a lot of athletes go through but they asked
him about um the bear fans that like if he feels bad for bears fans and he said it hurts in the
locker room it doesn't really hurt me to think about bears fans because bear's
fans aren't putting in work like they're not out here grinding we're in the locker room my guys
in the locker room and it's tough with that um i understand what he's saying and why he's why he's
he cares about the people that he goes to work with and that he's around every day and that put in the
work with him but also i feel like somebody should be there to tell him like you can't you can't
say that shit out loud you know to the fans is that something that you had to figure out how to balance
when you got to the league because I assume that you don't when you get drafted by a team
you're not immediately like oh I fucking love Houston Texans fans like you guys are my
favorite people in the world it takes a while to build that relationship right I I've
always had an interesting relationship um and it's just it's just a tough dynamic when you're
young like what is it like 23 24 25 something like that I think he's like 22 maybe he's still
pretty young. It's super young, especially you have money, you have fame and notoriety,
and you have to carry yourself in a way that is, quote, unquote, becoming. And so, like, my
relationship with the fans was always, like, love and hate, right? Like, when I was with Tennessee,
like, they love you when you're high and they hate you when you're low. The best advice I give to
people, just don't read your press either way. It sounds like he's reading his press. He's reading
what people are saying about him. He's reading into the expectations that are upon him,
which is normal and natural and it's hard not to because everybody Googles themselves. Everybody
wants to know what people think about them. And as you'll see through athletes and they're like
LeBron is a good example of this. He had that quote when he was on the shop. He admitted like
when he was going through the high school process and even all the way up into Miami, like he
really cared about what people thought about him. Like he cared.
And then there just comes a point
where you're like, who cares to fuck?
Like, why should I give a fuck
with these people who don't know me?
Like, think about me.
And then that becomes, over time,
if you grow enough into it,
that becomes, they don't really mean it.
You know, like, we all argue
like barbershop shit, like, right?
Like, this is my top five point cards
or this is my top five running backs of all the time.
It's like barbershop, right?
We all talk a shit and we're passionate about it.
But at the end of the day,
we don't really give a fuck.
Like, I don't care.
I don't want to wish bad on that man.
And once you disassociate that from it and the ill intent from people's words, I don't really mean it.
Then it's just like, okay, you just accept it as it is.
But to me, it sounds like he's in the middle of that stage where he's reading his press clipings
and he's starting to take personally about what people say about him, which is natural,
but it's hard to unlearn that.
Yeah.
I feel like a lot of professional athletes.
they probably have a very confused feeling when they first enter the leagues and they're
all of a sudden in the big spotlight they're in a brand new city people or some people are talking
shit about some people are applauding them and you don't have like a connection with that city you
don't have anything to do with it besides the fact that you got drafted to play sports there
and so it can be tough for them to like build a relationship with the fans or even understand like
why should I even care about the fans because you know they don't have anything to do with how I do
my job, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
I think a lot of athletes probably feel that way.
They just don't, they don't really say it out loud because it's not a good idea to alienate.
Because fans, if they hate you, they can definitely make your life a lot harder by the way
that they treat you and all the talk that goes around with it and all the storylines that
will come out after that.
But yeah, it's, it's tough to see him because he looks like he's not having a good time.
And we're not having a good time.
Then all sorts of stuff can just fall out of your mouth by mistake or you don't think about
things before you say them and then that actually ends up sending you to a much a much worse spiral
yeah that's that's what you don't that's what you want to avoid you want to avoid uh creating
like you know martyring yourself like you don't like you don't want to be uh villainized because
of the things that you said right like they'll do that to you for you don't you don't worry about
it just there there'll be a lot more lenient if you're a lot more accepting and loving of them
no matter how outrageous and ridiculous they are.
You know, but it is a one-sided relationship
because there's always to tell you the press they had,
you know, they buy ink by the barrel.
You can never out do the press.
You can never out fan to fans because father time
will get the best of you eventually.
And you'll one day not be very good.
That's just how this circle of life is.
And so it's best, like I said, man,
just best disassociate yourself with it.
Do you think there's any other line of work
besides athletes that
requires such intense scrutiny
on merit-based achievement
in as much
like dissection and criticism
actors
but they're not performing on a week by week basis
and it might not be merit based either
like you can have like somebody can have a bad
performance in a movie and it can be a shitty
movie and fans will still love them afterwards
like how Tom Cruise has put out a bunch of
really bad movies but people still like them
they still hire them.
Whoa,
whoa,
what bad movies.
All right,
you're going to make me go
to back up my bold statements here.
Yeah,
what bad movies?
I mean,
I watched a really bad
Mark Wahlberg movie
earlier and I don't...
Are you sure?
Are you sure it's Mark Wahlberg?
Yes,
this is Mark Wahlberg.
Okay,
so this is going to be,
this is going to be tough
because I haven't seen
some of these movies
and I'm assuming that they're bad.
Jack Reacher.
You can't do that.
Jack Reacher.
Is Jack Reacher bad?
Oh, Edge of Tomorrow
was supposedly very, very bad
The one, it was like a sign to
Like, may have been low-key
Scientology.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Edge of Tomorrow, uh, the mummy.
Rock of Ages.
I don't see that one.
War of the world sucked.
You're both.
Stop it.
No, it did not.
One of these movies sucked.
Magnolia or Vanilla Sky.
One of those two sucked.
Vanilla Sky didn't suck.
Okay, then it's Magnolia.
That one was bad.
Eyes wide shut.
Trash.
What was eyes wide shut?
That's the one where he just, like, made a movie about fucking his wife.
What's the one where Stanley Kubrick's involved?
Eyes wide shut, I think.
That's the one where it's like there's some weird...
Sex stuff.
Cult stuff?
Yeah, it's like sex cult stuff.
Huh.
Written by Stanley Kubrick directed by Stanley Kubrick.
A Manhattan doctor embarks on a bizarre nightlong odyssey after his wife's admission of unfulfilled longing.
How do they end up with it?
I don't know. They all wear like masks and stuff. It might be, it might be like that song if you like P. Nicolados. You know, that's the plot to that song. Yeah. Kind of a sneaky, dirty song. I think the wife tries to cheat on the husband by writing an ad in the personal section of the newspaper. And then the husband tries to cheat on his wife by answering a personal section ad. And then it turns out that they were, they were looking for each other the whole time.
So they end up cheating on each other with each other.
So those are probably two people who are meant for each other.
I heard a similar story about a guy who was with his high school girlfriend and he was in
love with her and didn't want her to ever leave.
So he started poking holes in his condoms to get her pregnant.
And then like 20 years later, they had a kid out of wedlock.
They got married.
They have a great relationship.
And then one day he admitted it.
And she goes, that's okay because I was never actually taking birth control either.
And so two people.
who just try to baby trap each other.
Interesting.
They had no idea.
So two people were meant for each other,
like those Pinoa lot of people.
That's actually,
that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard, yeah.
That's the most, like,
that shit.
It also,
toxic, bro, what?
Yeah, it's just like,
it shows that their conversation,
like their communication could probably use a little bit more.
Yeah.
Yo, to deceive somebody into having a baby is one of the lowest things.
But then also have the other person also trying to deceive you.
Yeah. It goes both ways.
Belong in that shit show.
Yeah.
Well, the same with the peanut colada people.
Before we get into what's the beef today,
have a couple other things I want to get to.
We didn't talk about this last week.
The My Pillow guy got arrested by the FBI.
No, so psych. I didn't see this.
Or he got his phone confiscated?
They raided the My Pillo guy last week.
They surrounded him.
Mike Lindell, I think.
They surrounded him at a, that was why.
Arby's was trending.
No, at a Hardee's.
At a Hardee's.
At a Hardee's restaurant.
Not a Carl's Jr.
It was at a Hardee's.
Good breakfast at Hardee's subpar lunch and dinner.
Yeah, it's about the most average fast food that you can get with the breakfasts are pretty good.
I mean, Hardys, when I went out west and I went to, I think it was Carl's Juniors or Hardys, it like overperformed my expectations, whereas in and out underperformed.
Yep.
So I was walking away from, I think Carl's Jr.
better than
that's just not true
I know but just
I mean Carl's Jr's like a glorified
Burger King
Look are we talking shit on Burger King right now
No I think Burger King is good
I am Burger King has fell
Talk that smoke off
It did fall off
For sure it's gotten better recently though
Byrd King is
It's dry
I've tried it multiple times
It's just dry
I'll give Aryan that
They did fall off
I'm not saying it's bad
I'm just saying Carl's Jr's on the level of Burger King
I think in and out is definitely way better than that.
So I think Wendy's got a ton of like investment money to revamp all their stores
about 10, seven years ago when I was in high school and all these new awesome Wendy's opened
up Burger King needs that type of financial injection.
Yeah, they didn't a rebranding.
Did I tell you all I had a new fast food burger enter my number one space?
Did I share that?
I would love to hear it.
It's Shake Shack.
Oh, Shakeshack.
That's so good.
It's my new number one.
So I remember when the first, so growing up in New York, Shake Shack was always like,
you'd go to Shake Shack because there was only one.
It was downtown.
And you used to go by yourself.
Yes, I was nine years old.
Go to Shake Shack.
And it was, you know, a really great burger.
But I think the quality has gone down with the franchising.
That's just my opinion.
Speaking of good burgers, water burgers pretty good.
It's a good time to, you know, do a little.
Waterburger, you know how Waterberger starts with the W and has a W logo?
Well, we flipped it upside down and made a macrodosing logo.
So check it out.
But it's not the Whataburger logo.
It's not.
It's just a thing we came up with.
Yeah.
It's not. Yeah, it's just somebody pointed out.
I was like, oh, that's kind of crazy.
That has nothing to do with Whataburger.
Absolutely.
Or any other licensed trademark by the U.S. Patent Office.
I do like
I really really do enjoy
Shake Shack burgers though
and their chicken sandwiches are delicious
Good chicken shack
Chicken nuggets are so good
I haven't had their nuggets yet
That's next on the list
Their fries are pretty decent
They've got the crinkle cut fries
See that's where
They're not bad
But they're not good either
They are the shake shack fries
Are the definition of mid
It's mid
It's a five
They're fine
I don't like that take
I think that's a bad too.
I like crinkle fries.
Crinkle fries when done properly are awesome.
I don't think theirs are the best.
Their shakes are really good.
They're mid.
They're not bad.
They are the Shake Shack.
The burgers are elite, though.
We got that down.
I think five guys might be better.
Yeah, but five guys is like $20,000 to get a burger.
I know.
So is Shake Shack.
They're all fine.
All burgers are created equal.
They're all totally fine.
So Mike Liddell
You got arrested
He did
He's like
I want to talk about Mike Lidel
Fucked this fast food
What are we busting with the boys
I don't know what he's going to
What's going to happen to
The My Pillow guy
Like that's tough
I hope he's okay
Hopefully he doesn't get back on the stuff
Yeah that's what I'm worried about
Yeah
It's gonna get back on the hard stuff
And what if he wears a wire
What if he sell
What if they have him
install a wire into one of his pillows that he then sells to Donald Trump.
Imagine if it was like, hey, the vaccine wasn't implanting chips in you, the MyPillow pillows are.
We started a conspiracy?
It'd be a great move.
If you're China to just turn the My Pillow guy into a spy and then have him, because I think he sells his my pillows to Mar-a-Lago to all those rooms, have him put wires in every single pillow in Mar-a-Lago.
and now the Chinese government is listening.
That's what they should.
Spy pillow is what it should be.
It's a rebrand for them.
It's honestly genius because when you think about your pillow,
nobody unzips like the inside of the pillow.
Nobody looks inside there.
I actually got in trouble when I was little.
My mom got a temprapedic pillow
and I was so fascinated with temporepetic stuff
that I opened it up and found the foam.
And then I ripped it up.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
So I would have found the wire.
But I just remember that because I got a lot of trouble.
you're like a dog
that just chewed stuff up
oh no you can't leave any shoes out because
Billy Hill again
Billy will get
and just pop all the air bubbles on him
oh god
hilarious well
yeah um so
anyways thoughts and prayers to that guy I hope he's okay
and then there's
there's new chemicals that have been found on the moon
have you guys read that story yet
what are their impacts on your frogs
send the
article to the group
new moon chemicals
what are their impacts on the frogs
where
how do the frogs
swing on the moon
what are you talking about
Billy
there's chemicals in the water
or maybe not
maybe not chemicals
but new minerals
yeah were they saying
that there was evidence
of
biological
matter
I don't know they just
the Chinese government
found something
they probably put them there
you think so it was probably
what
by what billy
what billy
you know how you like open something up
like a package that was made in china and you get that smell
yeah that's the chemicals they found on the moon
oh the the package smells yeah from from their
lunar rovers okay this is from the new york times chinese scientists recently announced
their discovery of a new lunar mineral
among samples collected from the moon during a mission two years ago,
adding to the body of knowledge of the Earth's satellite that had been the
focused of earlier space exploration.
The scientists found a single crystal of a new phosphate mineral that they have named
Changsite Y while analyzing particles of lunar base salt are hardened fragments of lava.
The discovery was announced last Friday and was connected to their most recent mission.
so Changsite Y is a brand new mineral is what they're saying that they found and I read that they
hadn't brought back any new space rocks any new moon rocks since like 1970 like the US government
just kind of gave up on analyzing stuff that was on the surface of the moon but China picked up on
it so China just took it back now we did plant our flag on the moon right allegedly the one of
the dumbest things in the world so the moon's not even in this world holy shit
The moon belongs
It belongs to us though
Right? Because we put our flag in it
That's so stupid
And so aren't these
Aren't all these rocks our property too?
Yeah we got there first
The moon, bro
That's like some
That's like some groove from despicable me shit
Finders keepers
Finders, there's no one there before us
It wasn't like America
We got there first
We didn't find the moon
We got to it first
I'm saying but keep earth shit on earth
Keep this stupid property right
on earth bro you can't have the moon fucking weirdos man you know what god you know what was kind of
wild uh i was looking at pictures from i think venus there was like a rover on venus yeah and then i
started going down a rabbit hole looking at pictures of like the rovers on the ground on these
different planets and i was just like holy shit there's actually nothing out there and then it
reminded me of like you know when you're playing video games and you like it glitches out and
you end up in like one of the weird places that has that like wasn't really designed
designed and like it wasn't in the coating and there's just nothing there but like the ground
and sky are still working and then there's like gray just like the buffering zones and I was
like that's space that's what space is like yeah everywhere buffering uh I actually think that Venus
low key maybe the coolest looking planet planet yellowish tent it's got the gases on there
it's kind of cool swirly I think Saturn gets a lot of love in the mainstream
media, but for my money, I'm a Venus boy.
See, I'm, I'm a go either Neptune because of how blue it looks.
It reminds me of a Pandora.
You know what I mean?
I also like Neptune.
Neptune or Jupiter, man.
How like gassy it is.
The colors would be fired, bro.
Yeah, the red spot.
Red spot's pretty sick too.
That's a big ass hurricane, though.
Yeah.
It's a hurricane that's been going for like, I don't know, 100 or thousands of years.
Hundreds of, I don't know how long.
Yeah, we should, we should rank all the planets just based on how they look.
Mars is pretty well.
I think Mars is mid.
I know it's mid.
It looks like tattooing and just a desert, but it's just like, because the new rover pictures,
like you can imagine yourself standing there and like, just like, you know how spooky
is to think that there's just that rover out there alone?
Yeah.
Just chilling.
I think, I think Mercury is trash.
I think.
Yeah.
It's loki of moon.
That shit's, yeah, I'm down with that.
Saturn has tons of moons.
Saturn is cool.
Earth is pretty good.
Oh, Mercury looks like a half nice moon.
I don't think I'm being a homer on that one either.
I actually think that Earth is beautiful.
Oh, Earth.
It does look pretty dope.
Yeah, Earth is.
Can't even hate on Earth.
One of one, yeah.
Okay, Saturn is pretty cool.
I'm not saying that Saturn's not cool.
I'm just saying like it gets all the love in the mainstream media.
But Saturn.
The rings, dog.
I get it.
It's got the chips.
You know what I mean?
It's been to the dance.
Yo, surface of Pluto.
Surface of Pluto pretty icy,
but kind of gives off a good aesthetic.
No, I don't like Pluto.
Pluto's a rock.
Pluto's not a planet, though.
I know it's not a planet,
but I just wanted to check it out.
It kind of, like, if you look up surface of Pluto,
the aesthetic is pretty freaking wild.
Neil deGrasse Tyson going to bust in and remind your ass.
He's going to walk in the door.
I'll go toe to toe to tell.
He doesn't believe in aliens, fraud.
Uranus is just straight up
It's nothing
Uranus surface
I think it's all gas
Uranus is plain
Just gasing up
Yeah
Gassed up uranus
Looks like a
It looks like an eyeball
Yeah I don't think
I don't think we put anything there
Okay
So if we're power ranking
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
Number one
Earth
Can we
say that? Can we say Earth is number one?
101, yeah. We're talking about
aesthetics? Yeah, just strictly
from a beauty standpoint.
I'm okay with that.
I like Earth number one.
What are we doing number two? Jupiter
or Venus? I got
to go
I mean,
why are we ruling out Saturn for number two?
Yeah, we got to go Saturn number two.
He just thinks he just thinks
it's pumped up because of the wrecked
but it's for a reason that Saturn is peril.
But that shit is gorgeous, bro.
Okay, so Saturn 2.
Jupiter might be my dead last.
What are we talking about Jupiter?
What do you mean?
Look at what?
Take a look at Jupiter.
I'm looking at it.
Yeah, what are our thoughts on rings?
All those different color pay.
It looks like a jolly, what do you know, jolly?
It looks like a shitty recreation of the Houston Astros jerseys from the 70s.
Jawbreaker.
That's what you had those jawbreakers used to lick on forever.
It looks like a beautiful jawbreaker, bro.
So Saturn, I'm not a fan of.
rings. I think
it's still, it's a cool looking planet.
I don't like rings.
You don't like rings on a planet? I don't like rings on a planet.
Then you don't like the aesthetic. Then you don't like
Neptune or Uranus? No.
Or doesn't Jupiter have rings?
I think it's too, I think it's too, try hard.
I'm pretty sure. Maybe small. I'm pretty sure Jupiter has like small rings.
It's like rolling up in a Ferrari and it's just like, who the fuck is this guy?
Venus has got to be three, right? I would think so.
Oh, I think it's not that you don't like rings on a planet
You hateing on rings on a planet
I'm yeah, I'm a hater
It's too flashy for Billy
They're stunting on it
Yeah
So the fuck of this guy pulling up in his $250,000 car
What did?
It's too flashy for Billy's taste
Saturn's probably is an Andrew Tate fan
Give me an old school throwback planet
Yeah
Not one of these new
Look at me
Hip hop planets
Give me just rocks
Give me something like Mars
Mars is a gritty-ass planet
I just want some just basic
get it done rocks on the surface no gas
like no rings like the Chevy Silverado
no moons no moons does Mars have moons
Billy thinks Saturn is compensating for something
yeah yeah Mars moon
Mars has like five moons Saturn has way too many moons
I just wanted like a small circle small circle guy
that's the thing classic planet yeah like just keeps it you know
oh do we have life maybe it's kind of bullshit we only have one moon
And that shit, you know what I mean?
I kind of like that.
I just feel like we should have one with a one moon.
But we're good.
We get to focus all our energy on that one moon.
Monogamy.
No, obviously not.
We haven't been back since the 70s.
That's true.
Monogamy.
We're just one-on-one with the moon.
Yeah, we were talking about astrology earlier and how like the moon affects certain parts
of our everyday life, like the tides and all.
Aaron, do you believe in astrology at all?
No.
Dude, has some weird shipping happen?
to you lately because all the planets are not at all everything has been exactly
normal dude some weird ass shit's been happening uh I was actually having a conversation
my mom my mom believes that shit and she thinks she believes that shit and I she cannot like
we we got like a legit argument like I don't not I was mad at her but like we were literally
like dog no it it like that kind of argument it's just crock of shit and really people
believe this shit it's so bothersome
dude i'm open though
convince me
mad dog
aryan
i understand i'm not
look i try to convince you guys i think on a lot of things this is one
thing i'm not trying to convince you on if you don't want to believe it i i get it
but there are so many planets that align when you're born
that it's like a recipe for arian or a recipe for pft
The atmospheric impacts, yeah.
Yeah, and I'm not saying like it creates your whole entire personality, but I definitely
align with some people better than I do others, and they maybe happen to have similar
birthdays.
That's what I'm saying.
So, but by that logic, wouldn't you then get along with everybody who had similar birthdays?
And if not, that would void the entire thing?
Well, because sometimes the recipes don't mix.
Sometimes recipes don't mix.
Because there's more than just one, so there's more than just one sign that you're assigned to.
So your sign, you would be a.
I'm a Virgo.
Yeah.
And as I say, you just had your birthday.
So you're a Virgo, but then there's also like you're rising and your moon and you're soft.
Like there's, I was just saying that to them earlier.
Like there's so many other things that lie beneath and there's houses and there's factions and everything that that also creates.
something so you there's a lot of alignments happening but like there's one sign i won't say what
it is there's one sign that i can't interact like men who are this certain sign i can't deal with
what's that torres nope the crab i don't know i think that's cancer and i and i cancer might have
a bad rap but it's not them i'll say it off camera to you guys but i've had bad experiences with
these types of men and Gemini are you afraid of getting sued by like who have Gemini no no but if
I say who it is then it kind of gives it away and do you what do you mean gives it away do you
remember how you wanted to know who my enemies were yeah same same person I'm pretty sure at this
point mad dog's enemies know who they are yeah probably but I don't and if they don't know
who they are that means you're kind of fake no they know so then who cares okay aries men
aries men i knew it and what month is that that's um march 20th to april 20th okay not me
none of you are that you just alienated i know everyone's gonna be up my dm
1 112th of the madison out there 8% of well i guess 4% because actually eri i thought it's 12
right if it's a 12th that would be 8% but then it's half because it's only men so 4%
of our audience she just alien i might have to cut that we just we just we just we just
We just talking about the Maddie simps.
So just the guy.
That's true.
So 8% of the men.
It's going to make them like her more.
Knowing that she hates them.
You might be right.
Yeah.
It's like a spite thing.
I'm about to show her why Aries men are.
Besides, my brother and my dad are both Aries and they're, they are, um, they're fine.
So they're good.
Do you not get along with, that's, that's my point.
But they're my family.
No, Arian, I mean, Aaron, obviously I don't get along with like my brother all the time,
but he's, like, he's blood.
They're fine.
said they're fine. They're fine. They're fine from this. I was taking pictures of
random funny books in this like crystal place I was at and this was one of them
send to the group. This this crystal place you were at? Yeah. And it was a
Aaron if you want that book I can get it. Yeah, I think I'm a pass man. The book is called
it was just so ridiculous the types of books I added here. Oh this is a great book.
sensual astrology for the African American man
everything you need to know about your woman through her
sun sign I mean I think you gotta buy this book no one has ever accused
S.R. Covington of being too vague
I was just like what the fuck
that'd be funny just like when like if Billy dies
and you go through his library and this this book is in there
that'd be awesome I was about to buy it but I was like
I was like where's the book for me
Would you have felt embarrassed buying it?
Oh, look at this.
They were even woke in astrology, huh?
I had a buddy that I was going to buy it for.
He's having little girl problems.
Okay.
Does he black?
Yeah.
That'd have been funny if he wasn't.
But anyway.
Elon Musk.
You were buying for Elon.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're going to do what's the beef in a second.
You guys want to do what's the beef?
Yeah.
Yep.
Yeah.
Oh, we got some, we got some, yeah, let's get it.
Someone has beef with PFT, they just said.
Let's go.
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Okay, let's get into
what's the beef. Let's find some beef.
Let's go beef hunting.
Yeah. So, crypto's crashing again.
So let's see if there's any crypto bros.
Do you want to throw out what we thought we were going to do Wednesday for an episode?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do you guys want to do
episode on Inron on Wednesday?
Yeah.
My favorite group to corporation.
To come out Thursday, Inron?
Yeah. I'm just kidding.
All right.
little homework assignment
watch the smartest guys in the room
where do you watch that the documentary
that's a good question uh your television
thank you
or your laptop or your iPad
but what's on what streaming device
I'm looking it up right now the smartest guys in the room
2005 film you can watch it on
Hulu it looks like
I don't get it bro I pay like
$70 for this Hulu subscription
and I keep and I keep
And I keep getting ads.
Yeah, there's so many ads.
But it's like I pay to not get the ads and they keep giving me ads.
And I'm like, but I'm not going to get rid of it because that's the only place I watch like live sports.
Like it's great for that.
But and I don't have like a cable network.
So they got me.
But fuck.
All right.
I'm going to look and see if it's also available on other services here.
So I also just recently got NFL Plus, which turns out gives you access to zero NFL games and just allows you replay them later.
Yeah, you can replay them, but also you can watch, you can watch preseason games.
That's why I got it.
It was like, what?
That was huge for a moment.
Yeah.
What's up?
Hey, can you hear me?
Who we got?
Yeah, we can hear you.
Can you hear us?
Yes, I can hear you.
Sorry, my voice is bad because I was at a music festival all weekend.
But I have beef with you, PFT.
Okay.
Who am I talking with?
Who is this?
This is Mr. Money Loser from the Discord channel.
Mr. Money Loser.
All right.
What's your beef?
So my beef, this is a month old issue.
I forget which episode it was, but several months ago,
Big T asked if anybody had donated to any politicians.
And you said, you think you may.
may have donated to Obama in 08, but that was it.
Individual contributions are searchable on the FEC's website.
Oh, let's go.
Yes.
Let's go.
Yes, this rocks.
The guy brought the receipt.
Yeah, let's go.
I honestly don't remember, so thank you for bringing it.
Who is it?
I might be a little bit, I'm worried now.
How many Democrats are we talking?
So it's only one person, he donated twice to that person.
Bernie Sanders in 2016
And let's go
Okay, let's go
There we go
Okay
So how did you not remember
Donating to Bernie Sanders twice?
He is a Bernie
Oh, let's
No no no no
Go
PFT
Yeah PFT
So
So
You 2020 donation
Was several hundred dollars
Oh I did
Whoa
Yeah
So I honestly did not remember that
But thank you for
Thank you for and four
And I was like
Who is he going to say
Is he going to donate
to like Rick Perry when I was in Texas
that I donate to Hillary Clinton
so all things being equal
I'm actually okay with that
I'm fine with that so you helped get Trump elected
I helped get yeah I personally help get Trump elected
but yeah
I don't I will sigh up I'm
I'm fine with that I think most people
regardless of where you stand you
know that Bernie Sanders kind of has
a consistent platform
on many of the issues
yeah I'm also a Bernie bro
so I'm not mad at you for doing
the Bernie. I just wanted to get the truth out there.
Okay. Thank you for, thank you for informing me.
I had honestly forgotten about that.
What website is that? I got to do some research.
Just search FEC individual contributions search.
Did it have, did it have my donation back in like 2008 to Obama on there, too?
I think it was 20 bucks.
No, I didn't see anything from you from 2008. I only saw the Bernie donation.
What's it called?
I might not go back that far.
Okay.
But I'm not certain.
F what?
F.
federal election commission.
Bro, that's fucking go, Mr.
money loser.
Yeah, that's it. That's all I had for you guys.
That was great.
Okay, thank you. Good beef.
Yep. Have a good one.
Take care, man.
Thank you.
Wow.
That's some good beef.
That dude did his research.
Brought the receipts. It's actually your brother, though.
Not you.
Yeah, that's true. That was
R.P. That was Eric Sullenberger
that made those donations.
Not me.
Different guy.
need that air horn
sound board right now
so be honest be 100% honest
do you not remember that at all? I didn't remember that
that was only two years ago yeah I don't
I don't know like 2020 was a weird fucking time
I thought he said 2016 and 20
so I guess in 2016 I donated some money but then in
2020 I donated he said several hundred dollars
yeah like how do you not remember that because he's too rich
I don't
I don't not remember
any several hundred dollar purchase
I've made in the last three years
Kind of ironic that I was
Giving Bernie
Oh man
My
My rich man's money
Oh man
Looking
I looked up my own name
Probably bought another house with it
Huh Big T
Yeah
They bought them off
Yeah
He got complicit in the capitalistic system
And he just loved it
He loved capitalism
So he's like, God damn, I love this house.
This house is so good.
I'm going to get another one.
No, I actually, so when it comes to Bernie Sanders, I actually do think that the stuff that he promotes by and large and his policies are the most favorable for the vast, vast majority of Americans.
For people that every American thinks that they're going to be a billionaire one day, that they're going to be a CEO and that they're going to be a CEO and that they're going to be.
you know in charge of massive amounts of wealth personally and that's just not the case for
99.9% of Americans I think that Bernie's policies benefit those people way more than any
Democrat out there and way more than any Republican out there. So I'm glad I'm glad I gave the man
some money. I do it again. He's a good person too I think. He's not running over again. No, he's
too old. Yeah. He's too old. Is he older than Biden? Probably about the same age. I don't
I think so, though. I think, I think Biden maybe got him for like, by like four or five years.
Older? Oh. I still think he also had a heart attack when he was running last time, too. They tried to sweep that little, yeah, they tried to sweep that one other road. But he's 81. He's 81 right now. That's really old. That's too old. Both of them were for several hundred dollars. Oh, you, you looked it up.
Big T. wants the receipts, too. How much? 250 and 270.
Oh, okay.
What happened?
I wonder why I donated the extra $20
bucks the next time.
New contract.
That's funny, man.
I wonder if I did.
There is also someone with a very similar name to yours
who is donated to the RNC.
Similar name to mine.
Mm-hmm.
Same name, just spelled differently.
When was that?
2008.
Did you ever live in Louisiana?
I did not live in Louisiana.
You have lived in Texas, though.
I think this donation may have also been you to an organization called Act Blue.
Sounds like something you'd back.
So Act Blue is, that's a fundraising.
It's like a piece of software that a lot of different politicians and nonprofit organizations use.
It was developed, I think, by the,
DNC but it's it's like PayPal so if you if you set up your own nonprofit big tea and you want
somebody to be able to give you money online then you can use that software service and you pay
them like I don't know half a percent or something like that this this guy did live in Texas but it was
in 2016 so I don't think you lived in Texas then no no what was that how much was it for 50 bucks
okay I did live in Texas for a little bit yeah 2016 oh did you yeah
Would your employer freelance?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Then this is probably you.
So I donate to some nonprofit there, 50 bucks.
Yeah.
Okay.
You didn't work here in 2016?
I started here in March.
That was like when it started.
March of 2016.
I moved to New York in June of 2016.
Okay, yeah.
So that's probably you.
Yeah.
Wow.
Crazy.
The Royal Unit was at the Queen's funeral.
Sure was.
If you guys aren't.
Wait, I want to see.
Big T, can you look up if Billy football is donated to anything?
No, no, we're not doing that.
I can.
I'm joking.
There's nothing there.
Hang on one second.
Look it up.
It's about to be the end of macrodosing right now, once we unveil over-
He's donated to the National Communist Party.
Let's fucking go.
No, I was just saying that he hasn't yet.
I'm a sire.
No, I was a joke.
That's a joke.
I know.
I see if I did.
I highly doubt that.
I already looked it up.
I didn't see anything for you.
You have to change the dates, though.
Oh, yeah?
Because the dates it gives are only like this year.
One second.
All those super PACs that I was just sending checks to.
You'll be shocked to know that this government website doesn't run very efficiently.
My nine-year-old self was really big into political organizations and donating.
So I'd be walking around New York with money donating to candidates.
That wouldn't have shocked me a little bit if that was real.
seeing movies, ordering a shake-shack
burgers, and donate to political campaigns.
Billy was active, baby.
Aryan,
it does not appear, and Ariana Foster
has donated to
every Democratic
organization in the book.
Definitely not make that.
Now let's look up, Billy.
Huh.
You'll just...
I thought I might have
donated to Bernie. Maybe I just never
too lazy
I have a maybe
is this a lib take
I don't think this should be
searchable
oh
under like
$10,000
yeah
yeah because then
when they find out
who you donated to
the cumulative
or
when they start going after
sure even that maybe
maybe like a thousand
$10,000 over like
10 years or something
five years I don't know
yeah what did my
500 and what well I guess
520 my 520
my 520 dollars what did that do
hey that nigga nice steak dinner
I mean when the
I like to picture Bernie getting like my
statement it comes through it he picks up his phone and he gets
like an alert from Bank of America
the PFTs $500 have come through
and he immediately just like puts it all on the box
I mean, when they start looking for political dissidents
And they have all these records
They got a list
Yeah, so I mean from from a right wing
Or a conservative standpoint, if the purge comes
And I'm on a list for donating to Bernie
I feel like would I be shot first
Or would they be like Bernie's cooler than Joe Biden?
Yeah, I actually don't think that's a lib take
I think that like I don't want my shit on government lists
So I think that checks out
Government lists never go well
But even if it's on a gut
Like why can just random people search that
Can we look up vaccination statuses?
I think it's soon enough
I think I think it's probably important to know
Big money donations for sure
Yeah, yeah I'm saying what is the what is the harm in knowing small money
Don't think it's a harm I just don't I don't see a benefit either
I just don't want to be hunted down by people
Oh well you know what that's happening
In Armenia right?
now i think there's a little bit of a oh yeah in armenia there's um there's actually bombing going on
the shit yeah i think i fighting Azerbaijan has been bombing Armenia if you can so the Armenian
genocide occurred with the Turks um and they're like extremely paranoid of like a Turk like a government
like their sort of uh biggest fear is to have a Turkish influenced government yeah in Azerbaijan I think is
almost like a Turkish set like puppet state so that's what stems from a lot of it okay i think i think
that's a decent geopolitical let it be known that macrodosing is acknowledging the armenian genocide yeah
that it happened acknowledged are you not taking a stance no i'm saying it no acknowledging is
taking a stance oh were there people who say it did a lot of people do still say that it never happened
Got it.
Enis Freedom Cantor might be.
Actually, I don't know enough about...
Yeah, I don't know about that belief system group.
So I won't...
I won't go out on that line.
Do we have any more beef?
I was really hoping you were going to have donated
to like 47 Democrats.
No.
How funny would have been if we like...
Because you don't pay attention to what he says, Big T.
What if you like...
What do you mean?
He doesn't like Democrats.
Donating to a...
Trump super PAC. I've said it many times.
Well, y'all say you don't like Democrats and then you vote for Democrats.
What would be the most...
Bernie is not a Democrat.
What would be the most radical?
He ran as a Democrat.
You have to.
This is why I say you don't listen.
What politician donating to would like cause like actual like if one of us had donated to like a Trump super pack?
I think that would be like okay, but you know, that was like half the country did almost the same thing.
But not half the country donated to a super pack.
It'd be very funny to me
if somebody in this room
actually gave money to Donald Trump
and was like, hey, Don,
hey, Don, I know you're hurting right now.
Here's some of my money.
Yeah, that's what I think I've said on here before.
Like, I don't think I'll ever donate
to a political candidate.
Yeah, they, well, if they win, they win, great.
If they lose, whatever, I'm not spending my money on it.
Y'all have millions.
You know what I think it was?
It was probably one of those,
I think I just finally got like enough text
from Bernie where I finally
eventually at the last minute was like fine. Well you did it twice
back to back elections. I did do it twice
yes. I'm trying to is there like a
I like to imagine they texted you and they were like
would you like to re-contribute your $250
donation? You're like you know what? Let's throw a little bit
let's throw another 20 in there. I bet I know what that $20 is
I bet the $20 is that they have a box that you can check in some of these
donation things sometimes. It's say like to cover the cost
of the donation so to cover the administrative fee that goes
along with the donation, check this box,
I bet you the second time I accidentally left a box checked.
Usually I'm like, cover your own costs.
That's on you.
Hey, man, man, just own it, man.
It's all good, though.
Huh.
I mean, I've also like, it's just paying people's salaries a lot.
That's why I think about a lot of these charities.
Like, a lot of that money goes to the organizers.
I'd like to walk something back here.
So Enis Cantor has acknowledged the Armenian genocide.
recently he even said that uh he said over the last few weeks had a chance to meet several
well respected historians and scholars it was eye opening to learn more about armenian genocide
and face my own ignorance so he kind of went against the turkish government on that when he
acknowledged so shout out to enous freedom canter yeah well he's anti turkey right no yeah i'm not
sure if there he hates the their people like the government he hates certain people
in the Turkish government
On a lighter note
All my stuff for my Halloween costume is
Coming in
Wait that is a lighter note
Big T how did you spell your last name
K-N-A-P
So what did you get what's doing I'm trying to lace up my
I'm trying to lace up my chucks with fat laces
I'm going to be
Phoenix from Valerent
He's a character from Valerent
I love it
Apparently
apparently Aryan and my girl
and be grinding on Valorant
Oh I'll be grinding yeah
I be doing my thing
And my girl gonna be sage from Valoran
So she's gonna be the girl Sage
And I'm gonna be Phoenix from Valoran
I'm looking up a picture of Phoenix right now
And I actually ordered a custom made
A gun
From Valoran so that they have like certain skins
So like super super cosplay right now
I'm gonna get it in
Is it does it actually shoot
No
Which is a problem
I'm just saying, like, does it shoot, like, darts or something?
Walk.
Walk around with kids on holidays with a loaded weapon.
What the fuck?
Never know.
I think it's just wooden.
I think it's just wooden and it's painted.
But it looks like the actual AK.
I need to get a battle axe.
Of course.
Yes.
I agree.
I've been thinking about this for a long time.
No, Billy's right.
I've been saying that for years now.
I need to get a prop battleax.
You're missing.
You're missing.
You've been, your aesthetic is missing a battle axe.
You've been, your aesthetic is missing a battle.
It's big time.
Bringing it back.
Making it back in style.
All right.
Do we have any more?
What's the beef?
Everyone else is afraid of beef.
No one wants to beef, huh?
No one wants to beef.
I liked that one beef, though.
That was a good one.
That was the best one we've had.
It's actually, it's...
I think that was the beef.
It's a good beef because it taught us something.
It did.
It taught us that we can search and see other people's donations.
All right, since we don't have any more beef, since the listeners is a bunch of cowards and don't want to step to us.
We're going to bounce out here.
And we will be back on Wednesday to record.
It'll come out on Thursday.
The Enron episode, Enron, Enron, Enron.
So I'll tweet.
I did it last week and people liked it.
I'll tweet what we should know and what we can't miss about Enron.
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And watch the smartest guys in there.
Watch that.
And yeah, we're rocking the new macrodosing teas right now.
We'll see you guys on Thursday.
Love you guys.
Hmm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
You know what I'm