Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: The NFL Is Rigged

Episode Date: January 31, 2023

On today's episode of Nanodosing, Arian stuck around in New York for an extra episode to talk everything from the NFL being rigged to Billy fighting in the next Rough N' Rowdy. Also, everyone figures out what their Angel Numbers are and you'll get a full recap of the Live Show this past week. All of this and much more on today's show. Make sure you tune into MACRODOSING, every Thursday at 12am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome back to Macrodosing. It is Tuesday. It's Tuesday, isn't it? January 31st. Happy birthday. Thank you.

Is your birthday? Tomorrow. Well, the 31st is. Oh, man, I've celebrated your birthday like three times already. I'm straight. Yeah, me too. Yeah, me too. I'm all birthdayed out.

He invited me to the golf zone, and I was like, We already did that, man. I got to say, my birthday is done before it's even started. But when it comes out, it's going to be your actual birthday. It will be my actual birthday tomorrow, not to brag. I'm 29 years old today. So, you know, one more year to the big 3-0. Damn, how you do that?

I don't know. I just subtract nine years from my actual birthday. Impressive. Then I just, I trick myself into believing it. No, it's birthdays, they suck once you turn 30, really. There's nothing really to be happy about. Yeah, it's more like the, uh, the, Slow death begins.

Yes. Yeah, there's nothing cool. Like, okay, I'm 38. Good. Awesome. Yeah, the milestones aren't like, I can drink or I can rent a car or a house. The monsters are like, I got to get a colonoscopy. Yeah.

That's what I have to look forward to in like two years. They should, the United States government should be like, all right, we're going to legalize cocaine once you hit 39. Give us something and look forward to. There's nothing. Yeah. Or like, okay, ecstasy when you're forward. I'm okay with that one. Heroin when you're 42.

Odd number, but I'm with you. I'm just saying, like, give us something to look forward because there's no more rights of passage that you have, you know? You're at the end of the page and saying, don't go down this. Yeah, 25 is really the last cool birthday, I think. Yeah. Or 27 if you're an entertainer. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Well, I'd say 28, maybe. Because you get out of Club 27. Like 27 might be a little shaky. So for those that don't know, Club 27 is like a whole bunch of famous producers and died at the age of 27. Yeah, Club 27 includes, I'm going to look it up right now. At the top of my head, Jimmy Hendricks, right? Jimmy Hendricks.

I think Amy Winehouse? Amy Winehouse. Kurt Cobain. Kurt Cobain. Was he 27? He might have been here. Yeah, Kurt Cobain. Janice Joplin, I believe.

Is Heath Ledger in it? I think so, actually. No, he won 27. What is he was older than that? Jim Morrison. Jim Morrison. and blues musician Robert Johnson Okay

Who else we got in here? Yeah, Amy Winehouse I think Brad Knoll from Sublime was 27 when he died too And then there's the white lighter What's that? Myth that they all had white lighters in their back pocket And it's a bad uh It's unlucky

Bad Juju But back then there was only two types of BIC lighters There's white and black So the probability was they If they used smoke any type of stuff that it would be a white lighter 50% yeah just missed the cut off he's ledger was 28 oh just missed it see anybody what's the most recent addition to the club oh uh wait what was uh walkie extend extensio no he was like 20 he was really uh

Tyler Skaggs oh Mac Miller I think my later's 27 that was really sad was that an OD or I thought it was a bad drug I think it was bad drug I think he was like I think he had pills that were laced with fentanyl like he thought that he was buying Vicodin or percissette or oxy or something like that yeah had fentanyl in it keep um what's it called net what's the name of the nose spray narcan Narcan keep Narcan on you if you are in a position where you're

around people that use drugs what's a narcan it's a nose spray so um when you your body like takes opiates there are specific parts of uh your body that bind to it's like the opiate receptors bind to the drug and if you get too many of them then your receptors get overloaded and you can die you end up uh like it stops your breathing but narcan what it does it's a nose spray that it like it's stronger than the opiates uh in terms of like binding to those receptors so it'll push the old opiates out of the way, bind to those receptors and not let the opiates take over. I think I explain that. Yeah. And the thing is, uh, I have a couple of friends who are EMSs. And if you like hit

someone who was high and maybe close to overdosing with it and then they like, they immediately wake up because they're not high anymore and they go nuts because they're like so pissed that they got taken out of their high. And like there's some crazy stories I've heard. But so it doesn't get you high. No, but it literally just takes away everything. It reverses all the effects. And then a lot of people who are like,

they end up getting released from the hospital after getting Narcan and then just trying to get high immediately. Is that, does that work with any drug or is it just opioids? It's just opiates. Oh, yeah. But it literally just snaps you right out of it.

I was like, I'm, I might try smoking again because if there was a narcan that would get you out of like being too high. Yeah. Having anxiety. That would be dope your shit, actually. It would. Well, the myth was Sprite.

If you were too high, drink a Sprite. You remember that one? Yeah, that's not true. That's not true. I never heard that. That's not true. That was like, oh, dude, you too high? Drink some soda.

I heard, when you on shrooms, they used to tell me, I never did it, but they say drink milk. And that'll bring you down. I don't, I doubt there's any sign. Pepper. Oh, shit, my bad. There's kind of like the, the bro signs behind it. Yeah. Pepper.

Pepper? Snorting pepper? No, just taking it. Taking pepper. Taking pepper. Doing pepper. Which is like a spoonful Just black pepper

A spoonful Just however you need it Like munch on it Let me let me look up the exact Wow It's like taking pepper Like what if you eat stuff with pepper in it Or cinnamon

You remember the cinnamon challenge Yeah You can't You can't eat like a tablespoon of cinnamon In 30 seconds Isn't that what it was Oh like dry your mouth out Yeah

It was like a tablespoon Yeah And then you choke on it I remember I was in Austin At the time When the cinnamon challenge came out I vaguely remember this. And there was this girl from Australia that was, she was trying to become a musician

here in the United States, and she was dating my teammate on the rugby team. And so we let her stay at our place for a while. And she saw the Cinnamon Challenge, and she was so, like, out of money. She just got to the United States, had, like, no money at all. She would go around to people being like, I'll do the Cinnamon Challenge if you pay me $50 to do it. And she would, like, usually fail, but sometimes, that was, like, her job. job for a couple weeks was just go try to hustle people for cinnamon at the cinnamon challenge just to make enough money to scrape by that's wild yeah uh arian came that was nice to see him out there

come and then uh on on sunday erin was going to come up and join the live stream with us and watch the football games for for championship sunday and uh he ended up not being able to come up and then billy and i got dms from somebody being like uh just FYI arian didn't watch a second of the football football games today. I saw him just eating ramen on the lower side. Yeah. Yo. Who the fuck? And so me and Billy were like, we know exactly where Aryan went.

That checks out. You went back to the place that we went on Wednesday. Absolutely. What the fuck? Y'all got spies. Well, dude, think about that's crazy. There's spies everywhere. This is a city full of almost 10 million people and somebody sent you a deal saying he's not watching

the game. That's insane. Imagine if people had direct access to your boss like that and just all of your activities in the off hours, if people see you just send it straight to them. I couldn't do it. Yeah. That's invasive, man. It's crazy. I get, I get DMs about Billy all the time about what he's doing on any given Friday night.

It's like a little Batman network. Yeah. I mean, spoiler alert, he's at a bar. Just saw Billy at a bar. He thinks he's so sweet, but he's actually not. So, Aaron, how is the ramen? were you there for like seven hours eating ramen seven hours

I was there for like about two or three yeah it is good ramen it's great ramen man it's good ramen good company I was enjoying my time wow good and I saw part of the first game and then it was really boring especially when the quarterback went out

I'm like what is this that game stuck yeah it's just one of the worst games I've watched in a long time and then so I saw like maybe a drive or two of the first game I was like I was just not in the move for football I'm gonna go get some ramen Yeah. The second game was good. The Bengals Chiefs game, it was interesting at least. Some shit happened at the end. So Aaron, it's funny before we started taping, Aaron was telling me about how the NFL is rigged and how every year he used to get a script. Day one of training camp that would get dropped off at his locker. And you would have to, you know, it was like week one, you'll do this. Week two, you're going to have hamstring injury. Week three, this is going to happen. Week four, you're going to get three touchdowns. And so then you just have to, did you memorize those before the season started? Would you go and rehearse the script before every game? we're really dedicated to it so it was more so like that's what practice was about it was about

practicing the script like this is what goes on and this is what we have to do in order to yeah and this referee is going to miss this call because they hate you they love the colts that sort of thing WWF so it's like yeah we know what's going to happen but you still got put on a show yeah what did you think when you got the script in 2016 that said your career was going to fall off a cliff when you stopped believing at God that was 2015 yeah around there it was 2015 and uh I Oddly enough, the script writers, they didn't have anything to do with that, actually. I just had more so to do with,

they needed a change of scenery in Houston. It was time to go. Yeah, it was time to go. So they wanted to get everybody out of Houston. That was the ultimate goal. So that was what that was about. Can we please clip just that part? Yeah, I have it done.

And put it out. And we'll be like, well, Aaron Foster, Larry Johnson, handshaped. Is Larry okay? I think he, initially he wasn't. like there was some real mental issues like he like went through some shit right yeah but I think now he is

because I was watching I watched some shit that he put out a while back and he sounds sane but the things that he's saying aren't you know what I'm saying yeah like so it's like that's fine I think he's just riding the algorithm yeah riding the way I saw one thing he was doing

that was really into numerology where he was just yeah he just sees numbers everywhere and then he's like you have to follow the numbers and he'll just like find a two in some word and then find a two in like some stat that he pulls I'll be like they're trying to tell you something you just have to listen to the universe so yeah that's a good way to describe it

I think he sounds he sounds mentally healthy but the stuff that he cares about is just bizarre yeah it's I mean it's a lot of people yeah it's true the numerology thing is for someone who tends to connect a couple dots every night

and then the numerology thing doesn't make sense to me because there's there's nine digits right yeah nine distinguished digits actually 10 if you count zero and those appearing in various different types of patterns across stuff like you got to understand like that that's bound to happen statistically if you're like so into numbers that's what i'll get it's a great point bill Like, if you're, like, people rationally are like, oh, six, six, six here, six, six there, you know, 33, and they're like, start scrambling with the numbers, but it's like, hey, if you're so into numbers, wouldn't you understand that statistically numbers are going to repeat over, because there's only a finite amount of- Well, they're not into numbers for any rational, rational reason. They're into numbers for whatever suits, whatever their current interest is. So if they studied numbers in any real way, like to become a mathematician, then they're- they would see how it's silly and the statistical probability of what they're saying is high. Like everything is connected to everything if you want it to be. It's it.

I like numbers. I like numerology. Yeah, numbers are pretty lit. Numbers are okay. You don't fuck with numbers? I like letters better. Really? Yeah.

I'm a letters guy. Like, what about angel numbers? Like, I have my angel numbers. What is an angel number? This seems like something I don't. This is a girl thing. This sounds like the crystal shop. Yeah, it's total crystal shop stuff.

It's like three digits on top, like next to each other. So it's like 4, 4, 4, 5, 5.5. And all of them mean something different. So like if you see, if you look, every time you look at the clock, it's like always 22 or always 111, then it's supposed to be like your, you like adopted as your angel number. And then it means different things. So each of them mean different things. People are going to roast me for this.

But it's a lot of things like, like a lot of girls like, so like I have my angel numbers that I see all the time. and then you're like oh okay well mine's 9-11 because every time we look at the clock it's 9-11 for okay but that's not how angel numbers work because that's a terrible angel number that's a demon number that might like that might be the worst angel number to have no but it's because that number like has so much emotion attached to it that when I I consciously register that number whereas when I see 130 and I probably see it just as many times like it doesn't register because there's nothing scary about 1 30 is that the same thing as confirmation bias yeah so it's like when you buy a red car and you drive around and you're like oh shit there's a lot of red cars

everywhere or like if uh there's a high profile athlete that gets hit in the chest and his heart stops and he has to be brought back to life then uh every other time you see another athlete that suffers some sort of a cardiac event you're like wow there's so many cardiac events going on right now something new is happening yeah in the world yeah they actually studied that they studied like the events that happened with um athletes and it's about relatively the same yeah right it happens yeah but people just notice them like way way way more now so your angel numbers billy nine 11 11 great and uh and uh like 1 11 or 11 11 okay so 1 1 1 1 1 make wish so you got you got three different angel numbers no but those are the numbers blessed it's hogging no but those are the

numbers that register in my head like every time and look at the clock save some angels for the rest of us yeah so you got three different angels on you that's fire what are yours matt dog uh i'm 4 4 4 oh have you listened to j z 4 4 4 uh i've listened to songs for it but i mean this is your angel number made an album you ain't i used to be in a big j z phase in high school but that's a great phase to be and stay in that they say that there's a there's a jzy bar for every situation and there it really is like he is a fucking coat jasy bar for every situation any situation but 4-4-4 is my

angel number that I always see listen to that I saw hot take that's my favorite J-Z album I know it's a hot take Big Pimp That's your angel bar When you hear When you hear Jayzy you think big Pimpin

No actually watch the throne I've been listening to Watch the Throne a lot recently Just because there's some bangers on that And like ham Like is one of my favorites I'm like one of the worst songs on an album I know but it's so hype

Billy just appreciates hype songs Stuff that just gets him going We've been lifting to it Yeah It's good stuff Rager I'm with you Yeah

What is this We got Are these the angel numbers here How do I find my angel number? It comes to you Okay You don't go to your angel Your angel comes to you

It becomes part of like I just started seeing 444 all the time This is like that movie The number 23 I don't see that Bro Jim Carrey killed that shit Yeah Yeah.

Oh, he mentioned that. Larry Johnson mentions number 23 in his low rant. Because there is something called the 23 Enigma. Okay. Which just throughout literature and throughout history, the number 23 appears a lot in a lot of influential texts. Just like the number seven, if you read the Bible, a lot of stuff in the Bible is based on seven.

And three. And 33. And 33's in there? 33. A bunch of threes and 33s. Yeah. I think there's just numbers. Yeah.

Jordan. 23. 23 yeah that's wild bill i mean think about it's i thought about it lebron 23 23 did you see lebron on saturday that was that's my guy but that was that might have been excessive he cried no that wasn't a real cry was it a real cry he cried i think it was a really sweat he's definitely frustrated because they've been fucking him over yeah i mean i'm a laker fan but we've had some bad calls but who we threw a little fit i ain't he threw a little fit and you're gonna like this one you don't know that just

looked it up, black peppercorns, eating or sniffing black peppercorns is another well-known trick for bringing down a high person. It can subdue feelings of paranoia and anxiety. High off what? Marijuana at THHC. Really? Yeah. Just chewing like chewing black pepper. Just chewing some black pepper. But it enhances psychedelics. So don't get that mixed up. Know your drugs. Yeah. Know your drugs. Well, it's good to know. Next time I'm smoking. Feeling a little too, too out there. Feeling like I'm in a movie. she wants some black peppercorns I'm okay with that

you can also smoke nutmeg gets you fucked up I'm about to say I might get you real hard no you're not supposed to I should actually preface this by saying do not smoke nutmeg because you can hallucinate really really badly off it like it's bad you can have a very bad trip

off nutmeg which is wild because it's such a good maybe a seasoning yeah it is so you want to rank seasonings we should okay I'm down with this but we got a preface with my mother I do want to clip this because she is convinced that chili is not spicy. It's just hot.

She differentiates spicy and hot. And I said, Mom, chili is a spice. It has to be spicy. She's like, no, spicy is different. Spicey's not like that. Spicey's like what she says, like Cajun food. I'm like, Mom, those are spices that makes it spicy. And she's like, no, that's hot.

And I'm like, I have no idea. I get what she said. There's a boatload of people that agree with her, and I just don't understand what the fuck they're talking about. I get it. I think cayenne pepper is hot, and it leads to that slow burn, that, like, Nashville hot chicken, that type of spice, that's hot. But it's spicy. And then, like, really hot peppers, not cayenne pepper, but like a Habernero or Scotch Bonnet or a strong Serrano pepper. Those, that's spicy.

See, I would rank hot above spicy. spicy spicy to me is a little twang hot is like holy shit this is hot see when I think of hot I think of temperature yeah that's hot yeah like there's definitely a spectrum right bell peppers versus habanero or whatever

ghost pepper like there's a spectrum but that's all spicy hot to me just means warm like the temperature so is someone who's done a couple spice challenges was a foremost authority on I'm not, I'm not, but there is, like, for example, the difference between Tabasco and, like, Frank's Red Hot. One, right? Like, neither of them, I would say, are differing degrees of heat, but not necessarily spicy, whereas spicy is a little more flavor to it.

It's where you lose me. I mean, don't understand this. Franks and Tabasco are, I would say neither one is particularly hot or spicy. Well, they have a heat application. But see, it's the heat It bothers me Because it's not actually hot When you think of heat

You think of warmth and temperature That's measurable, right? I think we're kind of substituting Heat and hotness for spice Because it's just spices The level of spice There's a scale for it called the Scoville Unit Put me on

Scoville. You know what's done? This is a Scoville unit We argued for good 30 minutes about this But I know I know what she's saying Like hot When I think of hot I think of like cayenne pepper

Like a slow long burn That just warms your entire mouth up But with spice, it's more I think spice is sharper It's like a more direct Like sting, you know Then you would have to conceive That

Some spices don't Aren't, aren't spicy Yes Well you know it's crazy What? Do you want to hear something that blew my mind? This blew my mind I saw this

All right, get ready Because it's gonna blow your mind Hold on real quick What is the scale called? Scoville Scoville S-C-O-V-I-L-E Scoville scale

Alliteration Go ahead What blew your mind So we're talking about heat Cold spicy Mint Mint is just cold spicy Okay

I don't hate that It's just I was like Whoa that makes total sense Yeah But mint is a spice But it's cold But it's not Herb herb

Yeah but it's not hot It's cold But see that it's the hot shit That's killing me But I understand The coldness of it It's kind of like yeah I like that Billy

I don't hate it What about Rosemary That's rosemary. Like bread spice? Time. Bread spice. Warm, like.

That's spice. Moderate spice. That's like not hot. That's an herb. Also an herb. Who's your favorite spice girl? Ready? One, two, three, go.

I don't know their name. Ginger spice. Too old for my generation. I have no idea. Too old. That shit kills me. It does. All right.

So I'm looking at the Scoville, Schoville heat unit scale right now. Hotest pepper on, on Wikipedia. is the Carolina Reaper. Carolina Reaper. 1.5 million Scoville heat units. So there are units of heat,

not spice. No, it's not actually heat. That's what he's reading. Interesting. Well, the Scoville scale is a measurement of the pungency, spiciness, or heat of chili peppers. See, and I think they're substituting

heat for spice. So the authorities say they're interchangeable. Can't be. So you're telling me that depending on the spice, the temperature changes of that particular spice no people just use that word that's what i'm saying that's my that's my that's my point my point is there's no such thing is hot hot is just what we think of because it feels hot

or maybe it can make you sweat but it's not actually hot it's just spicy what about what about oregano spicy spicy arregano is spicy but it's like a spice it gives a taste and flavor but it's not hot at all well that's what i'm saying there's definitely expect like a bell pepper Bell peppers aren't spicy at all, right? It's just like a vegetable. But it's on the scale of spices on the spectrums. Like there are things that aren't really spicy at all. There are things that you can't even put in your mouth.

This is, see, this is all. We argued about 30, 40 minutes about this. My mom was like, nope, it's just hot. I was like, all right, bro. So I'm looking up the, the spiciest thing known to mankind. It's called resiniferotoxin. Resiniferatoxin, RtX, is what it's called. and it has a score of 16 billion

Scoville heat units. Billion, that's a lot of... So I'm pretty sure this would kill you. It's so spicy that you would die. Now, we're just talking about, like, you know, what's really hot is fire.

Well, the thing is there's different spices that, like, hurt for, like, sometimes you'll take one of those super hot spice challenge wings and your mouth will burn until literally, like, halfway through that night. So the nerve... It has nerve desensitizing properties of RTX.

So this is that thing that has 16 billion Scoville units. And it's so hot, so spicy, that it kills nerves. Oh, my God. So they've considered using it as a treatment for cystitis and lifelong premature ejaculation. What? Because, hold on now. Because more. Because it kills nerves.

So it's like If Roman Swipes was a plant Yeah, but so You want to kill nerves in your If you just If you can't help but nut Maybe it's like three or four of them Yeah

That makes sense It has not received FDA approval Oh I was in Because you know sometimes you get in there You know You want to You want to let it go a little faster than you should

If I didn't have Such a sensitive you know that might but then it can never you can never build up a tolerance then nope so he's gonna always be just you got set your i'm five minutes max my that's that's my time is set to five minutes i i don't know that i would ever put the the spiciest thing in the world on my dick there's no way hey macrodosing listeners we're going to take a quick break for a word from one of our partners all right now back to the episode that seems like a bad idea. I mean, icy hot. Yeah, I mean, that's just a classic prank. Yeah, it's just guys being

dude. I see hot on the balls. Wait, what? Yeah. It's, I see out of the balls. You ever done that Aaron? Nope. Not even by accident. How? Well, a man that has as much soft tissue, tissue injury as you might have had. You put some like on your inner thigh and then it transfers over to your balls. Oh. And then your balls just are fucking on fire. Well, I've had like some rub on my, inner thigh before yeah and i guess i guess you can say like tiger bomb or big gay that sort of thing yeah stuff like my buddies who were sprinters you used to load up with tiger bomb buddies that do everything yeah but they used to they were very actually i think they went to uh new balance nationals for their four by one hundred team uh they used to put tiger bomb all over their legs

before races and uh one race one of the guys like i got it where it shouldn't have been and it burned so bad and he ran one of his best times ever because he was just like I need to get these pants off and get this tiger bomb off my junk yeah interesting that it hurts getting getting the icy hot on the nuts worst pain what just fell out of the ceiling right there I don't know I saw that it just hit you bill it's on the ground right next to you where is it this place is falling apart oh shit what is it we just fell on bill spestus it just fell on bill no that's not it I think that might have been it it was it was shiny um all right let's uh let's keep it rolling big tea what are you

off about um nothing too much i'm teed up about something just teed off teed up teed off teed off teat off teat up is a golf turn all you're thinking yeah you're beat off so yeah my body i'm about the beat off to this oh yeah no remember at the live show yeah remember at the live show where i was like i there's uh you there's ways people can like like get bled blindness cured and everyone was like no shit that's not the way you phrased it but uh i'm gonna allow it to continue i will see beast just cured blindness and like okay 10 to thousands of people didn't cure shit and that was not your claim he paid for their blindness yeah yeah no there's a lot of like um was it glaucoma effects from macular degeneration things there's ways

to cure some forms of blindness yes so the question was stevie wonder like can he actually see yeah and I was like well maybe he got some sort of you know operation done because he became so wealthy and famous but he had to maintain that he is blind and did that and everyone was like yeah that's not what happened like at all what that's was what that was what that's not what happened no question was what about the conspiracy that stevie wonder is not actually blind and then we we very calmly dissected things that Stevie Wonder had done that would maybe lead you to believe he had some form of sight like when he waved at shack or when he uh what else oh when he caught the mic he caught the mic microphone stand

as it was falling down um so there are some things that stevie has done that made people think well maybe he has some ability to see and then billy was like no you can cure blindness now and then billy with what with a blanket statement billy was making that you can clear blindness by putting a camera that attaches to your tooth. Tooth, yes. You can cure blindness with like some tooth. That was the only example I had off the top of my head. But hold on.

That's not how you just framed this whole setup, which is why I'm like, hold on. That's not how I went down. And you, I guess you can. And then we were sitting there in a live audience. There were actually four doctors. Yeah, but how did they not know about Mr. B's curing blindness in a bunch of people? Because they probably don't follow the shit that you follow. No, I just saw that popped up in.

I follow this account on Instagram. It's like Inside History. and they really have had like dope as shit but they're starting to post a lot of like clickbait shit but and then he didn't what I think the most

annoying part was like he cured a thousand people and I think at the end of the he only cured like 100 which is like really I mean dope that they cured 100 but I was like why why would that why would click bait

just say you cure 100 what's wrong with 100 it's great weird shout out Mr. Beast I got the biggest shout out of all time So we were at the live show And Mad Dog's parents came

Mr. Conroy My favorite person Big T and I This is a guy who you want to be in life He shows up He's got the country club vest on He's got the button down shirt underneath He's got the sunglasses on the hat

And then we find out He's got this Twitter page Where for the past two years Mad Dogg For the past two years Mad Dog's been filming him Doing cooking videos this guy is a fucking legend and he sent Matt

he sent me and Big T a video I got to play You gotta play it I gotta play it when I've said forever Like I aspire to be a 47 year old man This is who I'm talking about Yeah he rolled into the live show Polo Uh sleeve list

Quarter Zip vest Over it The gold titalist golf hat Like this guy And we were out with him all night This guy rocks and then he sent me And Avery this Welcome back to crew with counter

I'm Connor of the cook Hey, listen, it's behind the scenes just for some special guests. That's right, Big T. A, if the boys up in Barstool. Hey, listen, great time with you guys. I just wanted to spend a few seconds showing you some of the things that we talked about the other night. We got the old Mr. Steak here. We got the Weber hot grill there.

Nice. Shout out the Trager. We got the Trigger there. That's like the Wizard of Oz, you know, kind of like barn there. Then we got the Blackstone Grittle right there. up here at Katama we're ready for you guys come summertime the bar stool

open here we'll get after a little food little drink little sticks we'll have a great time stick around cooking it got with God with me big money I mean I'm obsessed you kidding me obsessed with this guy can he said his Twitter in a group

yeah I'll shout him out right now it's Honor Roy underscore Brian I'll give him that he's got a great great grilling setup I think he's got like four grills How's the food, Maddie? That's the most important No, it's really fucking good We're gonna have to make a little trip though

I think so He was like trying to convince everyone On this show to like come to our house And be like we can do a live show in the backyard Which Avery and I are going to his house I think we gotta do Guardians which is the baseball team Golf extravaganza weekend

Macrodosing at the Conroy's Yeah well like the whole thing The whole thing that led him Well one he loves he's gonna love this first of all but he has this Twitter that I've been crafting with him for like five years where he just makes cooking videos and how is this only showing up now like why is this I know what I've been missing out on this she's been hiding it from 100% well and then I'll go home because obviously I don't live at home anymore but I'll go home and film him and he'll be like shout up barstool

for employing Madeline and like thank you but he's done this Twitter thing for a couple years all his buddies follow it and he just makes cooking videos and he's a really really really good cook and so he's also a very loud eccentric person who you all met and so we were all at the live shows after he was so excited he was so happy he had never met any of you guys so he was very very excited to meet everyone and then he was like everyone needs to come to our house and my parents are now empty nesters they've sold our house that i grew up and moved to a to the lake eerie and like basically just live the ultimate empty nester life, live on a golf course, hold nine yards.

And he's like, they need to come over. We need to have them come over. I heard that we're calling dad dog now. That's also something that happened. And also like, Dad dog. He also calls his house his joint. And he said it 18 times like,

y'all will come up to our joint. We'll do this. Say what? Y'all, he's my favorite person. He had me at fucking joint. I'm going. I've seen that. Send a Twitter.

What are we doing? That's something I've done. he's done that forever i've never noticed that to be like a funny thing but yeah he he loves entertaining he would yeah he would love this but also yeah he got the dad dog nickname on thursday at the live show and he was getting he was getting recognized which i'm not quite not quite sure how that transpired but people were coming up to him being like hey are you mad dog's dad and like my mom was getting recognized too and he was like absolutely and was like then i'm getting tagged in pictures of my dad i'm like you these people came to my show and and

And I didn't meet them, but my dad did. And so my dad is very excited with the clout that he gained from coming to the live show this weekend. It's over now. He's going worldwide. Cooking with Conroy. And his Twitter bio is the worst. His Twitter bio is Twitter bio. You read the Twitter bio.

It's insane. Let's see. Twitter bio is C-B-R-E-P host of Cooking with Conroy. Madeline and Gipp's dad. Paula's sugar daddy. that's Ms. Madd though okay yeah so he that's fucking he entertains himself I'll say that followed oh god he's gonna he's gonna freak what's his what's his brisket talking about he's he makes some brisket yeah he makes brisket he makes a lot of ribs a lot of prime rib

it's over a minute yeah makes a lot of burgers um sandwiches he makes it all yeah we have a lot of fans in Cleveland because we'll do it we could do a live show there I'm sure there's some good spots uh yeah fuck it sure but yeah we got we got some representation in cleveland me being being one of them but oh yeah no he was was that look for billy billy gave me a look sometimes

he gives me these looks like I said something that he thinks that I'm joking about but I have no idea no no it's just remember we talked about how like so many serial killers from Cleveland yeah that just popped into my brain there's definitely one smile we have one serial killer that listens to the show no doubt yeah that's fucking wild

if you're listening stop Yeah. Come on, man. That's enough of that, sir. Jeez, old ma'am. Turn yourself out. Definitely, dude. Yeah, I mean, I just try to be inclusive there.

There's been like two. Save you and all that's inclusive. I just, my theories, you just don't get caught. The women? Yeah. Yeah. That's just there. Yo, that's twice now.

Like, you've kind of been banging like women are violent. No, no, no. It's in-so vibes. I think it's kind of. No, no, no, no. They're been two. Like, nah, nah, man. There have been, like, two women that have been arrested for serial killing, right?

I mean, I don't know the stats on that. I think there's, like, two. There's that one, there was a chick-down Florida that did it, and she was also a prostitute. Oh, there was a movie about her, monster. Yeah. That was a fire movie. Yeah. Charlie's their own?

Yeah, I don't know what it's called. Yeah. Also, the best is, anytime we hang out with Miss Football, it vindicates everything we know about Billy. Yeah. She talks about how he used to go to, like, the reptiles. places and hold them every weekend. Yeah. Weird. Lurking around the city.

Billy was apparently a real big, a voracious reader. Yeah. As a child. Checked out plenty of books. That surprised me. They used to order special books for him. Yep. Or he used to bully the books.

He went to the library by himself in his trench coat. Excuse me, sir. I'd like this new series. And then they would call his house. It's all verified by his moms. Like, he called his house and be like, is Billy there? I think Billy used to go to these bookstores and then he would reserve all these books

and then somebody made fun of him for reading too much. He's like, fuck, that I'm not a nerd. And he decided to stop reading all together. He quit. No, I just started reading on the internet where it was more socially acceptable. Seriously. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Fair. That's true. We all read a lot more. Don't stop with the books, though. Keep that up. I know. Books are cool, man. I need to start getting into a book again.

You need to write a book. Yeah. Me? Yeah, you could write a book Yeah But the story's not finished Yeah Shout out everybody who came though

You're like autobiography There were a ton of people From the West Coast of her show Yeah, there were That was crazy Coloradoans Some Arizonans Californians

Yeah Somebody from Washington I think Yeah That's wild I've got a topic That I want to do on Wednesday What do you guys think about this Trash

I'm open to ideas The story of the Silk Road website and the dude that ran it that's in federal prison right now. Is that where they bought like drugs from black? Yeah, it's fascinating.

I watched a YouTube video on it a couple days ago and I was just enthralled and I went down like a deep rabbit hole and just started finding out more and more about what happened and how the guys so he's in prison for the rest of his life. He has two, yeah, he was charged

I forget the exact charges but it was like he was charged as a drug dealer for conspiracy to sell massive amounts of drugs tax evasion a few other things he's got two consecutive life sentence no two concurrent life sentences

and then like 10 years since for tax evasion five years for something else but there's no parole in the federal system so he's in prison unless he's pardoned he's out of there because I think he's already appealed up to the Supreme Court unless he gets pardoned by a president

he is in jail excuse me in prison for the the rest of his life. So what's that, Billy? I think we either did this or we definitely spoke about this on the show before. We talked about, I don't know if we, did we do a full episode on? I wouldn't do a full episode. I remember I think we talked about, I think we talked about. That may have been for something else. But it's a very interesting story. And there's actually, if there's a documentary that we all could watch, that would make it easier. There's definitely several documentaries out there about it. And the whole murder for hire thing that he was involved in. Yeah.

I don't know about this. Yeah. So he was never actually, we can get into. it on the next show but he was implicated and I think five separate murders for hire but it's unclear if anybody was ever actually killed it's crazy so I think we should do his name's Ross

Ulbricht yeah the thing I'll save for the show Ross Ulbricht and the history of the Silk Road on the dark web he constructed the market I think he was one of those free market oh he's a big libertarian yeah

where he wanted he just constructed it and then he basically got charged for a lot of the stuff that the vendors were doing. Yeah. Well, he also like put on the website marijuana, cocaine, LSD, he had like subcategories that people could click on. So like, it takes away some of the like deniability when he he made those subcategories. But yeah, I mean, if you if you were to just create a marketplace that was just online and you didn't have like those things labeled and other people, you know, met and did. whatever they want to do on them. That might be a different story, but in this one, it was...

He was actually pushing it. It was tough to say that you had no idea it was being sold underneath the methamphetamine subheading of your own website. Well, hold on. So he was actually pushing, and he just created the template. He created the website. And he got... No, no, no, make that make sense.

Well, he basically created the classifieds. So he just provided, uh, he set up a marketplace along with, uh, ways to make payments and things like that using Bitcoin. Why would that be a live sentence? Because there was a shitload of drugs that went through his website. I think he was taking a cut in the payment structure. He was getting 10 transaction. Five to 10% of every payment.

Shout to that guy. And that was honestly one of the biggest original, like why Bitcoin became so valuable is because a lot of, yeah, all the transactions, I think were through Bitcoin. So that was what Skyrocketed. the price. There's some crazy stuff that went on behind the scenes where like everybody was scamming everybody else and one of those guys was being one of those guys accounts was being

controlled by an FBI agent or a DEA agent and then they like set him up with a murder for hire thing. Just wild. Just crazy, crazy story behind the scenes about it. And he's in, I think he's in Tucson, Arizona in federal prison right now. Ross Oldbrook, probably listening to the show. Ross, come on the podcast to discuss. they should let people in prison do podcasts that would be wild i think some i mean they're they're

on ticot now are they oh yeah tic talk he's son have you see that one thing because you're not supposed to have phones that everybody knows they you get phones in there and so there's this one dude who was texting so so like some some lady they went viral and he was like um he's like oh this isn't who you thought it is he's like do you have a phone in jail he was like he's like do you have a phone in jail yeah he goes oh I'm gonna tell and then the guy goes what would that do for you so genuine but a very real question would that make you happy what would that do for you the prison ticot is pretty wild how yeah how do you do not just get caught immediately will they buy and sell the phones from the guards so the guards will sell them a phone and then another guard will

confiscate the phone and then give it back to the other guard who sells them back the same phone Okay, but again, like, if you do a TikTok in prison and it's you on your TikTok, people are going to be like, hey, just go take the phone away from that guy. He's got a phone, right? Well, you can't find them. I mean, we'll find a new, yeah, you find a new account set up a new account. And unless they have somebody monitoring everybody in the prison's social media accounts, that would be a waste of time.

Yeah. I say, let them have phones. I was like, what the fuck? Well, I think they should be. continue to like it like do racketeering that's the argument like if you can make calls and make tic-tok you can also like contact people to you know it's not much you could do but tell people you do monitor their conversations oh billy mcfarland tried to do a podcast from prison on the phone on the phone and he got thrown solitary confinement for it yeah oh by the way

i think our billy wants to fight their billy a macro dosing listeners we're going to a quick break for a word from one of our partners. All right, now back to the episode. I'm down. Actually, I was in the boxing gym this morning. I was fucking, I feel fucking amazing. When are we going to make it official? I mean, guys get some paperwork done.

Yeah. You know, I like boxing, but, uh... You like boxing, but what? I can do it for free. Okay, got it, got it. Okay. No, you work. Um, yeah.

No, Billy, we'll make this happen. I'm going to tell Devlin right now, Billy's down. Billy's down to fight. Our Billy's down to fight the other Billy. And we're going to make this happen. I'm down. Wow. Honestly, I was looking at his stuff, his online presence after we spoke to him.

And this guy is charging 1,800 for one hour consulting sessions with random people. Basically, if I don't stop him now and beat him off the internet, he's going to end up being the next Andrew Tate. So this is your This is your killing baby Hitler moment where you're stopping Hillary McFarlane before he becomes Andrew Tate. Exactly. So someone's got to do it and I am that guy.

Let's go. He's a scumback. Let's fucking go. Let's go, I'm going to be. Let's go. What it happens, it's going to be a public execution. That's going to be the only thing it likened to. This is going to be something that straight out like ancient Rome

You're doing a lot of Cincinnati mayor talking right now I'm doing a lot of We're throwing Christians to the lions And I ain't no Christian Are you're not No I'm a lion Okay

It's for all the workers He fucked over Yeah For the guy that was sucking dick for water Yeah It's for all those people man And we're gonna be looking for those characters And see how that goes

Is for Bella Hadid You had to post that orange aisle I'm telling you It would be sick the promo that we could do for this. We would put the orange tile up. But the orange tie would have blood spatter on it. Billy Tate reclaims. Reclames the Bahamas.

Fire fist. Oh. That's a great name for it. If you say I want any, I want all, give me all the accolades for that. The royalties. I want the royalties for Firefist. Fire fist is a great, it's great name. Great name for it.

And Billy said that he'd give his. cut back to the Bahamas. So, Billy McFarland. Legally obligated to. I know. So he's, so he has to. Yeah, Firefist. You heard it here first.

Listen, Billy, you're going to beat him up. It's going to be an execution. And I can't wait. Yeah, I really think you're going to wash him. I know, but legally, it's going to be, apparently he may have been training in prison, which I really care. But it's going to be a good one. You know, there's always a chance.

It's not going to be... So it's what is it? One minute rounds? How many rounds? Three? I think we could probably get four or five sanctioned. So you're going to come out swing? What's the...

You know what? Keep your cards to your chest. Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the face. So there's no fucking... I'm going to go out there and box. These are facts. Let's do your thing. Play your game.

I'm going to be... I'm coming for that. No, I basically... I was hitting the bag this morning and just like looking over some stuff and... Still got it? I just... I've been working on so many more combos since my first.

my first fight what you go to no I mean just like I just have much better movement than I did when I fought last time

you can't see him but he's moving his shoulders he's doing this like I was just like I just been keeping up with it so I'm pumped was the last time you got in a fight Jose can Zico

no oh we were hanging out oh dirty dirty water Don out of the hospital he's alive dying I got some drinks

with dirty water Don he's going to be coming on for in extra dose or a real dose depending on everyone's schedules to talk about the bends he literally got the bends he got ripped off the bottom of the he lost control of the rope and got ripped off the bottom of the east river and he went 70 feet up way too fast because of the current and he was wearing way less weight than you're supposed to and he admits that that was his wrongdoing

like we had like 50 pounds on us he was going down like 20 yeah he but like he just you know he thought he found something was going to reach for it got up and he ended up in the hospital with the bends damn so they just pulled him straight up he he he the water pulled him straight up okay so but yeah he's doing well now got some you know entertain some clients with him the other day it's good time that's great it's glad to see he's alive i'm glad to see that he yeah that's good to know diving underwater sounds scary as fuck like especially those types of adventures nope Yeah, it doesn't sound Doesn't sound like a lot of fun to me

Nope I'm glad he's okay The Benz will fuck you up So he's gonna come on for a Nana What about What about Super Bowl week So I'm gonna be in Arizona Next week

Leading up to the Super Bowl Oh wow, it's all ready Yeah, so I'm leaving on Sunday Sunday night Wait next week or the week after that Next week right? Yes Oh my God that is next week

It's got to be next week So I'm leaving on Sunday night to go out there so I won't be here Monday Tuesday Wednesday I don't know what my schedule's going to be I might be able to make it on actually Wednesday maybe not because I think Wednesday they've got us booked all day

doing stuff out there so what if what if he Dirty Water Don came on macro dosing next week with Donnie tape it on on Wednesday for next Thursday yeah that would be that word I need to check out with Johnny pint glass who also is

his fucking name no well Johnny pint glass is the top uh is he's basically the most well trained dive instructor on the east coast uh and he basically saved dirty ward don's life because the hospital that he was at didn't really recognize any of his symptoms and he literally had a bubble and they'll explain when they come but he literally had a bubble that nitrogen yeah that basically if they didn't get him to a decompression chamber which they had to go to another hospital's for he could have died yeah the bins they don't fuck around man and nobody at the hospital knew what he had no because like i mean if you're in new york city you don't really see that many diving injuries that makes sense i guess yeah yeah but well i'm just glad he's okay yeah all right yeah

get get him on the show if he can have him yeah i'm coming to the studio next wednesday yeah that'd be dope that'd be perfect because i was i always miss you guys during that week but uh but he'll be i think a good interview to have on um anything else we want to get into today for the nanodose Um, we missed this, but, uh, Lloyd Morrisett, he's the co-creator Sesame Street. He died. Oh, shit. Yeah. R.P. Lloyd.

Yeah. Sesame Street, one of the greatest shows. Yeah, it's one of the greatest kids shows. I thought we should, you know, pay our respects, you know. Oh, I, uh, I saw MJ the musical is great. I sent in the chat. It was so good. God damn right.

It was. If you're in the city or planning on coming to the city, definitely would suggest it. Really good. The actor looks exactly like MJ. all the moves everything was really good talked about his entire life coate innocent did they uh did they straighten out some of that stuff with what like the did they address any of the allegations no none of that no it was clean it was clean let them let them let them live because that shit's over the judge dismissed it

yeah without spoiling anything it was like a lot about like his childhood and like his dad and then it got into like the dangerous tour which is like he had to forge a lot of things to afford like the things that he wanted so it's really really good he was getting sued at that time yep yep hmm by his dad no by the uh did this at san barbara santa anna the county okay and he had to uh mortgage neverland to like afford all the shit mm-hmm i'll check it out mm-hmm go really good you uh mj guy or prince guy oh that's tough because it's like they do different things like i think mj was the better entertainer.

Prince was a better artist. But that is not taken away from MJ's artistry. I think he played like 20 plus instruments. Like it's just like you are the man. And he was really good at all of them too. Yeah. And I think my biggest gripe about that argument is that that argument took place in their lifetime. So we never got an MJ

Prince track. Because we put them up against each other. I don't know if that's the catalyst, but I don't think it helped. You know? Yeah. Those are two of the greatest artists, this, you know, world has ever seen, and we couldn't have got a track with him. That sucks. Could have sit in there and cook something up? That sucks.

So, there's up in heaven jamming it out right now. Yeah. I think Prince is the best all-around musician of my lifetime. Prince is up there. All around. Not just like, you know, there's certain people that play their instruments that are technically incredible. But, like, in terms of giving him anything. I think it's got to be Prince.

Prince is up there. Yeah, I can't think of anybody off the top that could just write, compose the way he did. Wasn't he also like five feet tall? Five two. Five two. Yeah. Little, little taller than you. That's very funny.

French good ball. I wouldn't say ball. I think he had an okay game. Okay. That's what I think of the lore kind of gets out of hand. Better than Michael Jackson. He was probably good. He was like, he was decent.

But since he was so short, they're like, oh, shit, he's really good. Yeah, and also Michael Jackson was 5-9, too. Around the same. Yeah, around the same. Yeah. So, I mean, 5-2 verse 5, it's going to be, unless he was just, he had the icky. I don't think he had an icky's like that. The Purple Rain guitar solo during the Super Bowl was probably one of the first Super Bowl performances I remember.

Yeah. And I was like, this is sick. Yeah. He's a goat, man. At one point, he brought a basketball on stage and started to just spin it around. And, yeah, just hitting shots on stage. So odd. That takes some balls to, like, to set up a basketball hoop and then as part of your performance, just go out there and start shooting.

Yeah. But it's also like, why? Yeah, I know. Like, how do you add this into the act? Well, that's, say, hold on, y'all. The thing with Prince. Put my shots up daily. With Prince, it's like he gets away with doing a lot of stuff that's not cool, but when he does it, it's very cool.

He makes it cool. One of the greatest renditions or just observations of Prince's life, Prince's life is the Dave Chappelle on the Chappelle show. Yeah. When Charlie Murphy, RIP, he talks about their encounter with Prince. It's just some of the funniest shit you'll ever. If you haven't, go look at the Chappelle show and hear Charlie Murphy talk about Prince. It's just, Prince was different. And then the way Charlie Murphy described Prince is just one of the most comedic things you'll ever see.

Yeah. It's amazing. it is great um we have anything else we want to get into today anything we missed over the weekend um i don't know egg farm burnt down so your egg farm no an un egg farm burnt down so check check the price of that uh stock okay oh did you buy it yeah i bought one share what's it doing uh let's see we're blowing up that shit's crazy that that had to be fucking someone arson Oh, we got to talk about how Avery came to the live show looking like a lawyer slash hockey player slash drug dealer. All the above.

You're just looking good. He was juiced up. He does play hockey, but like the overcoat he was wearing, his hair was slicked back. He legit looked like a European hockey player walking into MSG. It was wild. I have a problem with like overdressing sometimes. You didn't have that problem that night? No.

Or you did have a problem that night. Yeah, no, he did. That boy came. tilted i loved it appreciate that i'm at show is fun we got to figure out when we're doing another one i'm down maybe houston i'm up four five four point two percent oh look at us going do you guys hear so did i burn down the egg farm profiting where were you uh this weekend pft hmm scheduling an alibi that only one of us know is for real yeah aaron was he at the pot put put place. It was. Really quick. And I won. Did you guys hear about the Earth's core reversing?

I did. Yeah. Yep. That's pretty wild. Is that why I've been hearing like different types of music on the radio recently? Yeah, playing a lot of oldies, right? Yeah. So it was like a strong beat to it. Did you hear what they said? What? They said that the Earth's core didn't rotate this, the way it was before since the 1970s so the background noise of the earth are saying is like the the basically the noise you don't even register because you hear it all the time has changed a little bit and now music from that time period has started to sound like it was when it was recorded and sound a lot better so people are saying like music from the 1970s might end up coming back and young people like the sound of it more than they did before interesting let's see I mean make sense

keep an ear out for that crank some 70s see if it hits different i think it will hope it doesn't hit opposite of different because i fuck with 70s anyway oh we got a shout out nick adams too we don't i fucking i fucking love that guy i fucking love that guy nick did come to the live show he's he zoomed in he did he's uh some of his suggestions for future m&M spokespeople uh tim tibo would be acceptable kid rock kid rock or himself if they

meet his other demands. Yeah, her Nick Adams, which were perfectly reasonable. Yeah, because had a picture of LeBron James and who's the dude in the back? Mao. Mousel. Mouserbron is the name of it. And it was LeBron's face superimposed on Mow's just silly. That man is a silly man. I couldn't do it. Nick next time you're in America. Big Tina, I would like to take you out to Hooters for a video. I'd like to take him out to Hooters, just the fellas. No cameras. I think we're going to do, I think he's going to come on the pod and next time he's

in the city and then we're going to do Hooters, no cameras, just voice, alphas. No, we need cameras. Maybe, maybe Mario can stop by his butcher, yeah. Guy who handles his meat. Yeah, he was, he's real. He's a real person. Yeah. Confirmed.

I don't know. I still, I'm still, I was still, I wasn't a hundred percent. convinced. No, he's a real human being like he exists. Oh yeah, he exists. He definitely exists. He confirmed exists for sure. But yeah, we'll have to dig further into the Nick Adams lore in the not so distant future.

Yeah. So with that said, we will see you guys on Thursday. Aaron will be back in Houston. Are you going to get any more ramen before your flight? No, unfortunately, I can't. I had ramen last night. It's so delicious. It's just what it is, though. It is the best. It's the best. It's just, uh, and that broth over there at that place is just top notch. And then you took a picture of the beer. Yeah, it's a great beer. And it

looked like the Simpsons beer he said. Fantastic beer. It looks like the picture perfect beer. The beer's good. It's just a great place, man. I think I'm going to go back to that place just to have like seven beers. I'll be lit. Samurai size, baby. I'll be lit. I'm in fight camp. You can't do it. Oh, and then pork buns. Those pork buns are so good. So, so stay tuned for more word on billy i've set the wheels in motion billy you should be hearing from uh dave portnoy regarding a negotiation in the not so distant future let's go sweet and then i negotiate with billy to see what what terms he needs for his restitution and then billy will fight for the honor of the bahamas great flag by the way the bahamas top top tier flag

great flag people people sleep on that flag a lot yeah not you bill you're gonna be draped in it yeah Oh, yeah. Fire fist. Fire fist. All proceeds go towards me. Billy Square. Billy Square, Fire fist. All right.

Yeah. We'll see you guys on Thursday. Well, love you guys.