Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: The Tennessee Trip

Episode Date: September 27, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing, the crew returns from their trip to Tennessee, where they watched the Volunteers take down the Gators. Hear all about the trip and the amazing stories that came with it. Also, another edition of "What's The Beef?" All of this and more on the show. Make sure to tune into MACRODOSING, every Thursday at 12am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macro dosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome back to nanodosing. It is Tuesday. It is September 27th. Last week of September. It's almost, it is spooky season right now. Let's get spooky with it.

We're back from Tennessee. It was a very successful weekend. We got the whole squad on the podcast. Everyone's in studio airing is remote. And Big T, how is your weekend? just let you talk right off the bat. I know you got a lot to say. My weekend was great. I can talk a lot better today than I could yesterday. We went to Waffle House the next morning. He could not speak. Avery thought I was doing a bit when we went to Waffle House yesterday morning. I couldn't

talk. He thought I was playing a part. It's 1984 all over again, man. You're being silenced. Yeah. Well, that's along with it. This weekend was awesome, though. I had the best time I've had in a long Tom. Was it a movie? It was a movie for sure. Hell yeah. Friday night, Hannah's Old City movie, Friday afternoon facility movie, burned Aryan movie, Saturday morning movie, college football show movie, game movie. Saturday night was a movie for y'all. I felt like I played. I still feel like I played. I gave everything I had. He did. Everything. I couldn't stay out another minute longer i had to go to bed so you went home from the game and you went almost directly so we went we went to eat and then we went back to arian's hotel bar for a little bit and by that time

it was probably 10 30 or so and they were going to keep going out and i'm sure as y'all will mention you all ended up out with hendon and tyler which would have been awesome i was going to say not only did you play you played harder than the actual team because they were out with us yeah after the game um and you were too tired i was i was banged up i had to go into the 10 a couple times during the game So I had to go back. I couldn't be out another minute. Big T is officially in the protocol this week. So we're going to stay monitoring them.

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All right. So, yeah, Big T had a great time at the game. I saw some of the videos. I had to leave, unfortunately, before the game started. But it looks like you cheered loud enough for everybody. Probably the loudest man in the stadium. Give Big T a game ball. Some people have said that, yeah.

So great job. It was an exciting game. I was able to watch most of, if not all, the second half after we landed. But it's awesome. It was very cool to see you guys out with Hendon and Tyler. And Arian, I heard that you had a pretty good time as well after the game. Don't remember that part, but I'm sure I had a great time. We commandeered a Papa John's delivery man's car. You stole a car? No, we didn't steal it. We leased it. The Ubers are like 30 minutes. to get to it was like a two mile drive but we could not find an Uber and we're just standing out there waiting and a Papa John's car pulled up

and we're like this is our chance Yeah I brought Papa John's guy To take us somewhere That's smart Billy tried to get me to steal a truck on Friday night We really really tried to There was a bait car There was a truck that was out

What's the name of that place? We were on, we were next to the Tennessee Theater Yeah In Knoxville Yeah so there was a there was a Forget what road that is Pickup truck that was out in the middle of the road or it was parked on the side of the road but it was still in the road itself and uh it was on had the keys in there engine was running i think the windows were down it was like a 1980s pickup truck early 90s pickup truck and big t kept being like yo just just take it p bt did not say that i mean sorry billy

billy kept hand up i took a muscle relaxer this morning because my ribs were hurting very badly so if i screw anything up i'm going to blame it all on that now it was prescribed it was not off the market but uh billy kept being like yo You just steal that car. You should just steal that car. And he almost talked me into it. It would have been so easy to just hop in the car and drive it like two miles and get out. But then I thought, I thought to myself, this is a bait car. And if you guys remember that show, Bate Car, that's clearly what it was. Bate Car is such a great television show.

They just leave a car running and then they wait for somebody to steal it and then the cops chase it. They shut the car down. That's the entirety of the show. That's so wet. Yeah, it really is. I think it's entrapment. I think they shut it down for entrapment. It is very much entrapped.

It's just like people that would probably not steal a car, but they see a car that's in front of them begging to be stolen. They're like, oh, this could be fun. Let's give it a shot. It's like an intrusive thought. Like if anybody sees a really nice car that just started with nothing. I don't know. Sometimes, you know, you got to fight those thoughts and sometimes they win.

And I was fighting them in my own head by trying to get you to do it. You were just, you were deflecting your thoughts on to me. Billy was literally the devil on my shoulder. He was just over my shoulder whispering to my ear. Come on, PFT. You can steal that car. He'll never get caught. I'm glad you didn't stay that, man.

I'm glad I didn't either. Arian, I want to say thank you to you and Big T for really pulling this together and giving us a reason to go down there as a podcast because I had a fantastic time. Unfortunately, I did have to leave early, but I had such a great time on Friday, all day, on campus, and into the night. and then Saturday during the day was a great time. So I'm very happy that we were able to do this. It was fun, man. I had a great time.

I'm still recovering too. My voice was kind of like big T's the other day. But I'm recovering and taking the day slowly, man. I saw you hitting the swag surf at the game. I was just having a good time, man. I didn't see my boys in like 15 years, man. A lot of them cats, man, some longer than that. So it was good seeing everybody.

They seemed to love and it was fun, man. I had a great, great time. Everybody saw Aryan Dapping up Josh Heiple after the big win. It looked like you were pretty excited that the Vols won. Yeah, man. Yeah, I don't, I don't know where people get. Like, I just pray on Tennessee's downfall. Well, you did say, you literally said on this show that you didn't care about the outcome.

Not that you were praying on the downfall. I don't. I don't. But you just said you were excited about the win. Yeah, I don't think you're phrasing that incorrectly. I'm not, I'm indifferent. Like, when you play for so long, like, I like to see, like, the people there are happy and stuff like that. So if that encompasses it, it's, I'm cool with that.

But it's like, I don't pray on the Tennessee's damn for. I'm not. No, I wasn't saying that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I'm just not, like, a fan of football like that anymore. Like, I just enjoy watching games sometimes. And I enjoy being around, like, good people.

So it was like, it was a great time. I had a great time. so talking about the actual game my opinion on Tennessee offense amazing Hendon Hooker Star Player of the week

goat mode defense defense was looking a little spot A lot of people calling him Himden Hooker you saw after you said that the UT account tweeted that UT accounted it

I think the SEC account did it I'm sorry for putting that out there I'd like to just apologize I kind of like it Himden Hooker it's so bad he's him It's so bad, especially, it sounds actually a little bit better when you say, when I say it, it sounds just hymnd and hooker.

I just, I cringe at myself when I hear it. I don't hate it. He is him, though. He's him. He's him. He's absolutely him. Unquestionably. I mean, he's in the Heisman discussion, right?

He's got to put something up. He has the fourth highest odds on the Barstall Sportsbook now. Yeah. He's got to play well against Bama. Yeah. He doesn't have to win necessarily, but he's got to play well. But he's in the discussion. That's very cool.

it's been it's been fun to see him defense was a little spot spotty i mean they had a pretty dominant performance with the help of their offense in the first three quarters second half of the fourth quarter we saw what happened but i think florida florida came to play and they had like probably tons of install for him so i don't think it's that indicative of how good their defense is because florida was game playing like yeah it was a big game for them so at the very end of the game when they recovered that onside kick how full was your diaper i my i i i i I tweeted that my soul departed my body. I, Billy, the entire stadium goes silent.

Just nobody making a sound. And Billy's standing there just going, oh my God, oh my God. And I look, I said, Billy, you got to shut the fuck up. You got to shut the fuck. I'm about to kill myself. You got to shut the fuck up. Because Billy's like live on his Instagram. He's like, oh, my God.

Oh, my God. And Big T's like, nobody else is making a sound. It was the most, that stadium. was so loud. It was my first SEC game. Very different from my college football atmosphere I played in, probably the exact juxtaposition of a small D3 art school. So it was insane.

But it was crazy because the Florida fan that was behind us, that was chirping the rest of Tennessee the whole game. That guy. Even though he was annoying, I kind of liked having him there because it got everyone else more riled up around us, but he left before the onside kick and they scored that touchdown. If he had been there for that. There would have been a fight. Not with me, but somebody would have fought this guy.

He was feeling himself for sure. But yeah, I was worried when they were driving down 11. I was like, we're one play away from being really fucked here. Because they scored your onside kick. I mean, thank goodness you can't advance it because they took it to like the 30. Yeah. But, you know, we won. I'm a dickenside kicks.

I love onside kicks. They are pretty cool. There's been some electric ones this season. with Jets and even you know in that the Monday night football game Thursday night football game the odds on kick was also electric

yeah they needed that though like we needed that moment because it kind of felt like they were Tennessee was just cruising to the victory like the game kind of slowed down a little bit and you weren't like you know happy the entire time it was just kind of like a stagnant like okay I think we're going to win this game and then that happened and we got the best moment possible

then you felt like you earned the win as a fan yeah it wasn't boring i would have rather earned it by 20 points but yeah it was it was a fun time though it looked like big t at one point you were yelling and your whole body turned orange the we were right in front of the scoreboard so the scoreboard flashed up like orange and that's what that shot it looks awesome it does look cool you look like you remember that speech that biden gave a couple weeks ago yeah he's in front of those giant red columns yes yeah big t was giving joe Biden the best picture i don't know if you've seen it like madeline madeline was recording behind him and there's like a shot of him with both his middle fingers up and like the

fireworks it's awesome it's awesome yeah i've seen that one that was good i mean big t like being in tennessee was like a power up for oh my god he was he was he was like i don't know if you guys know godzilla but there's a nuclear godzilla when godzilla gets near like a volcano or something he turns all red um and then he gets like a super hyper beam and that was big t big t once we sit on campus his body just started pulsing yeah he's just like oh yeah we're so fucking back The weather was just perfect. It was like Friday when we got there was a beautiful day. Birds were chirping, sun shining, and it was just like, we're back, baby.

It was the happiest we've ever seen Big Tea by a mile and a half. It was awesome. Your girl was saying that shit when we was in this complex, I think it was Friday. She was like, I have never seen him like this. He was like a little kid on Christmas dog. It was so funny. He also had an incredible call when we were walking through campus and Big T was like, hey, that building right there, it smells like an elementary school art building

or an art classroom. Yeah, an art classroom. And you know, we're like, what? And it's like walk inside. So we went and we smelled the building. We took one step inside. We're like big T was right. I can't. It seems like a very easy problem to fix and they haven't fixed it at least since 2015. I can tell you that. It was a great call. I love Nashville. Excuse me. I love Knoxville. Knoxville was a fantastic town. I will be going back. We got to see the Sunsphere as. well. That was nice. Oh, we got to tweet that picture. Oh, yeah. Billy texted me during the game. He's like, hey, actually, no, Billy texted me at 10 p.m. on Saturday being like, hey, if Tennessee wins, tweet the picture. And I was like, wait, that the game's been over for,

no, you go. I meant. Tennessee one tweet the picture. Be like when Tennessee wins. It's just like gigantic. Yeah. That's the one where Billy late there? Yeah. Did we not tweet that? Yeah. Why y'all keeping that in the holster? It feels like a big mess. Yeah, why haven't, we missed the whole thing. I'm sorry, but so when I got that text from Billy, it was like 10 p.m. And the game had been over for like five hours. Yeah. So we should. Madeline, when you tweet the episode out tomorrow, just put that picture with it. Just like when Tennessee wins. Knoxville recap. Knoxville recap, baby. With Billy's Sonsphere boner. And that was sick. We did. We ended up going, we went to a lot of fun places, but we went to Waffle House on Friday. We record a,

excuse me, we record a podcast in Waffle House. Early Saturday morning. Early Saturday morning. And it was, it was something, man. It was a time. It was a time. I can't wait to see it.

I can't wait to see it. I would kill for a bowl of Waffle House grits right now. I know. I miss Waffle House. He ordered nothing. Three bowls, didn't you? He ordered nothing but double orders of grits. We sat down.

He's like, can I get two orders of grits? They're bringing him one gigantic bowl. He eats and then he goes, just run that back. Cut it again. I wanted a beer bond grits. If I could, I would. So all of that footage will be out Wednesday. We have to do some sterilization of it, I think.

Yeah, we just got a, we got a package it well. Yeah. There was a lot of, you know. Because we were, it was 1.30 in the morning and we're at Waffle House. So you do the math. Yeah. We did think we were going to get kicked out, though, because the second we sat down to the booth and we brought out the microphones, we got a banging on the window from the outside.

And it looked like it was the manager of the Waffle House. and she was yelling on her. She goes, no, no. And she comes back inside and she's like, are you guys set up for karaoke? I'm like, no, no. She's like, oh, you're just doing like a podcast? Yeah, just doing a podcast. She was like, okay, good, yeah, y'all go ahead.

I just didn't want you to do karaoke in here. As we know, the legend of Waffle House workers, I was ready to get up and get out of there because who knows how that could have gone down. Yeah. We could have been slumped over on the floor of a Waffle House. It does many before us. It gives me an idea to do karaoke in a Waffle House, though, that does sound like fun you know that some like someone has had to do karaoke in there for her mind to go to are you

doing karaoke in the waffle house right like that was a very odd that specific thing not to do yeah so all in all i'd say it's a it was a winning weekend it was awesome except for the fact that billy broke my ribs okay not really not not not let me just real quick it wasn't a broken rib I have separated fractured rib cartilage whatever you want to call that could have called the ball with your hands yeah no it's a hundred percent on me. You know what I'm blaming? So I actually really have a problem with Nike footballs. I've had this problem going back to high school. Nike footballs were designed. I think they were designed in the University of Oregon specifically for the quarterback at that time specifications.

I'll find the exact name in a second. But Nike footballs are, they're skinnier and built like darts. Yep. And they have very pointy, hard ends, especially if you're using a new football and I myself am a much bigger fan of Wilson balls because they're rounder and it's easier to make them a spiral whereas I feel like Nike balls you have to throw it like a dart and because it's harder to become a spiral and it's pointier they'll veer off and the spiral will take control of the ball whereas if you're throwing like a Wilson like the the Duke or my favorite was the TDS or the GST in college but those balls are rounder and their spin rate it's easier to spin them and put them where you want them, whereas Nike balls are sharper, harder, but also,

as we now see, more dangerous. Yeah, because they're sharp and hard. Yeah. It's like I got hit with a javelin. Yeah. But, you know, you aren't the first person who's broken something after me throwing them the ball, so. Oh, great.

I still got it. No, Billy's like super excited. I'm not super excited, but I bring the Nike ball. I would be excited too if I were you. I'm not excited. I still think I could, I'm looking into my eligibility. I'm getting some. inspiration yeah my rib is absolutely killing me right now and it was okay the day after and then it

just kept getting worse worse over the course of the weekend so went to the doctor yesterday morning i got a shot of tortell i got my first tortell shot and it didn't do shit it's your fault though you're just shooting up everything it's 100% my fault yeah no i mean i should have caught the ball with my hands i maybe i maybe i should have let arian play better defense against me so he could intercepted it i hear you man yeah you got to let you all right you're going to run with that shit Aaron was wearing socks To be fair he had socks on On the practice facility field

But also to be fair Big T put the fucking moves on me He got the he dipped that shoulder I feel like socks and no shoes Is an acceptable Even playing field for an NFL pro bowler in me Yeah I feel like that's that's

It's not What are you talking about? I think it's like it's like me on Because when you're on that kind of field surface there's these little rubber pellets that are all over the field and you're literally just sliding it's almost like ice

you literally take off and just slide if you wanted to do it's not the same it was still a nice move though it was still good move the video shows what it shows relatively nice move and you attack the ball

attacked the ball with your hands tuck turn up field listen we were short a couple receivers Saturday I was ready to go all right so walk me through the rest of the schedule for Tennessee Pig T and also tell me

what you're feeling now in terms of overall record. My floor is nine. Your floor is nine now. Eight and four is a failure. Wow. Wow. So nine is beating Tennessee Martin, Vandy, South Carolina, Missouri. Yeah. And then one of LSU

or Kentucky. I feel like that's the floor at this point. You're waving a white flag on Bama, huh? No, no, no. I actually just said to somebody earlier, I'm not marking that down as a loss at all. I'm just saying those are the games that you would need to win at a minimum to get to nine.

We're off this week. We have a buy. I feel like that's still like an outback bowl season though, isn't it? Nine is probably Citrus Bowl. Maybe you sneak into a New Year's six. I think we're going to win 10 games. I think we're going to win 10 and get to like the Orange Bowl, which would be sick.

That would be incredible. I could see that. But I think nine is my floor now. Our next game is at LSU. it just got announced that's at noon which is great that is great for you guys yeah 11 a.m. that time um so that why is that type and time good because at lSU um they they typically you know they get louder as the day goes on you give an lSU fan hours in a day and that's just they're filling up their body with ammunition they're pissed online about it being yeah yeah 11 a.m.

is too early now i'm not going to say that it's not enough time for the state of louisiana get drunk but it is enough time to prevent most of them from getting like destructively drunk so that's huge for Tennessee I genuinely so funny that that's an actual factor Oh I think it's worth Listen it truly is in Baton Rouge I think that's worth for your goal

I agree but it's just hilarious Yeah with a factor I think if you take If you look at the average blood alcohol content Of an LSU fan during a night game And compare it to a day game I think you can go ahead and say like It's probably about a full point a full point one i should say so i guess that's a tenth of a percentage yeah um so during a day game

we played there they was uh they said i mean there's no way to confirm it but they said that they threw um uh filled bottles of urine at our bus yeah who was going through like they was they was definitely throwing shit i couldn't confirm if it was urine or not but that's what they were saying that there was urine yeah lsu's different man and you should beat lSU LSU's ranked behind JME right now Yeah, I imagine that game's going to be like A Pickum Maybe them favored by a point or two

I don't know about that But yeah, I think that's a game we should win They're flawed team And especially I actually do think that 11 am. makes it a giant difference I'd say it's worth more than three points Yeah I'd say it's worth like four or five And so and then we have Bama after that at home

So can't look ahead though Right But get the scars ready Have you bought it? cigar do you have a cigar that you're waiting on i i told somebody yesterday i've never bought one before because i didn't think there was a chance we'd win the game i think i might buy one and have it on standby i'll take care of that for you and then if we lose you tuck it away we keep it for next year but i that's not how cigars work but yeah i can't you wouldn't want to keep a cigar for a year

it depends all right then i'll throw it away i don't give a shit yeah i wouldn't keep it for a year That's fine, symbolically. Yeah. But I think they're a beatable team. The only team that stopped us on offense Saturday was us. So. I like it. I like the confidence.

I'm excited. Anybody else have anything that want to get off their chest from this weekend? I tried cookout for the first time. I was a bit overwhelmed. Yeah. Billy and I got cookout. What is cookout? What?

It's fast food I feel like we've had this discussion It was very honestly The perks of it I wasn't I was going in blind I never really heard But I could see it being an amazing drunk food It's very fast

We were too fast It was really fast and we were too sober for it It was very fast The service was impeccable They really got it done in that regard But the food was I mean the burger was small Fries were good

I mean They only gave us three nuggets in our thing Yeah but we had them as a side Yeah Elite milkshakes though elite my milkshake I tweeted this the milkshakes fuck the corn dog was really good it's hard to fuck up a corn dog though

but I do think if I was like five to ten drinks deeper it would have been so magical and it was just I was just a bit too sober Waffle House fucks though that and I was in the right state of mind for that it really does fuck but yeah cookout

not so great also I also need to get one more thing off my chest as a Browns fan. Can I do that here? Go off. This is the safe space? Yep. Okay. So after the game on Saturday, like you guys said, we went out, we met up with Tyler and Hendon and Tennessee football team. Josh Dobbs was there. I had to be told that Josh Dobbs is a Browns quarterback. I did not know he existed and I did not know who he was when we saw him in person. And I turned to Avery and I was like,

who is this guy. You never. And he was like, that's your backup quarterback. I'm saying that as a Browns fan. I didn't know who he was and I'm sorry. And I'm sorry. And I'm sorry. But I did not know who he was. I did not know that man. I think that's understandable. It's kind of understandable. I've had a lot of quarterback turmoil in the past six months. Josh Dobbs is my least, my least worry.

He got drafted by the Steelers. He did. Yeah. Then he played for the Jags for a little bit, then went back to the Steelers and then the Browns with that. So, like, I've had bigger fish to fry in the quarterback department, I feel like, him slipping under the rug. Again, not my proudest moment as a Browns fan.

I did shake his hand. I said, love the Browns. Love you. I think he like this preseason he was awesome I think yeah maybe um but yeah so I'm sorry to Josh Dobbs but I appreciate what you do for the team and not having multiple massage your best thanks for not being a pervert Josh thank you for not being a perfect Josh Jobs great guy it's very very nice yeah how was very nice how was uh how we're hinden and Tyler chill they're the best good mood yeah they're so cool it was so cool seeing them like in the wild yeah I woke up

Saturday morning and saw that picture of them. And I was like, you got to be fucking getting me. Yeah, I was so, like, and Cedric was there too. Like, the whole team was there. Because by the time I had gone home, we had talked to them and they were like, maybe we'll meet up at some point. And I was like, I got to go home. It hurt me that we were there and you weren't.

It did. Yeah. I would feel worse about it if it weren't for the fact that if I had been out 20 minutes longer, I would have died. Yeah. Yeah. It feels like limitless, you know, when he takes a pill and he just remember. highlight screenshots of the night

I remember being there for sure But Aryan was in fact faded How many drinks do you think you had on Saturday From sun up to sundown? I was doing with that Over under 25

Oh way over that Over? What? Absolutely 30 Yeah I mean 25 over the course of 24 hours 24 hours yeah

Okay but is that up for all 24 of those hours me bro i'm so we went in to in the stadium there's just like one spot where they sold liquor and it was like in this little section and the security guard actually was like i was like how you get back there he was like come on i'll let you in he's like did big tea wear the chain and i was like yeah no way and so and so he let me in and then he let all my boys in and so we just kept i'm good 15 10 15 10 15 easily though doubles who's out there me Billy and Aver

like did the rescue mission of a lifetime to make sure Aaron got home no joke Aaron I don't know how much you actually weigh like but your bones felt like they were 700 pounds well I was limp anytime you live way more it's a dead weight yeah it was fun we had a good time I appreciate y'all

I appreciate y'all getting me homesick it was team building experience it was it was team bonding it was like when you go to those like trust courses and you walk the high ropes and shit like that that's what we were doing with Aryan's body. I feel like most ziplining in America is done at those weekend retreats for

Yeah, like team building. Yeah. That was what we went through on Saturday night. What else? Biggest shout out to all the macrodosians that came out said hi to us. There were a ton of them. Everywhere we went. Thank you guys.

The macrodosians was thick. It was everywhere. Everywhere. I was walking up in the, where was the, what's that? quarter again big tea i told you all to meet me at for where i was having brunch what is it again market square market square as a market square i just having lunch by myself and dude walks up takes his ear pods off so i'm listening to y'all right now this is so cool that's incredible a couple people wearing the shirts yeah that was great to see uh shout out to yeah shout out to

yeah shout to everybody that was there that came up and and said hi from the the bookstore or whatever that place is called vol vol vol shop we there's so many macro versions in the ball shop it was pretty cool and right outside and then uh yeah just all around campus and through the night it was it's very cool we were eating we were eating at saxpies but billy and i went across street to the gas station to grab something and when we came back some guy was sitting on the curb and we like walk past him and i saw this guy's neck turned 180 degrees like an owl he was like is that billy is that avery and then we're like yeah and then he turned and got up he's like oh my god he's like they're all here and he's like big t i needed a beef with you he's like you were saying some shit about

COVID and I gotta come on the podcast. There was another, when we were walking from the college football show to the game, there's this group of dudes in front of us and one of them goes, I think that's Billy Football. And the guy turns around and he goes, oh, that guy looks like him, dude, but he was like, that's not him. And then they walk like another 10, 12 steps. The guy turned around. He's like, and they don't, I think they weren't trying to have us hear them.

And he goes, no, I think that is. I think that's actually him, dude. Yeah. The best Billy football interaction was at the VAL shop When the guys came running down the hill We're like, Billy, Billy And they both gave him the biggest chest bump I've ever seen The guy like floated across

Yeah, they had the high ground too They did They came in with high ground that I was like They didn't stop, they ran down the entire hill They didn't stop Yeah, and it's full on impact But my ribs are fine I got out of the VAL shop

Only spending $220 which was a massive win I was concerned when we went in there about what was going to happen that's fun we're an outstanding time I had a blast with you guys also we'll be back when this comes out busson yes right yeah so billy and I went on busting with the boys with will compton and uh billy just kind of sat in the background and ate a bunch of chicken arian was going to come on he had some other stuff pop up on on Saturday morning so I was just down you can tell the truth I was just dad I could not get up

I tried. I set my alarm. Couldn't do it. Before we left and parted ways on Friday night, Aaron was like, yeah, you don't think I'm going to be up early, like 7.30 tomorrow, going to get the day started right at the crack of dawn.

And we started this interview, I think, at like 11 with Will Coppin. And Aaron's like, yeah, my bad, just woke up. Understandable, understandable. Listen, Knoxville, do that to you. I didn't get in until 4.30. So I was going to bed at the time I was planning on getting up. Damn. Yeah, so listen to us and then listen to bus.

It was a very cool interview. Yep. Lus and guys rock. Yep. Shout out Will. Will's the man. Do we want to do, what's the beef? We can,

we've, I've had a couple of people. I can ask. Yeah, I'm down. Do you want to beef it out? Let's get raw. I need to get some energy.

You want to get some rowdyness? Yeah. I feel like, I feel like Billy wants to get into an argument of somebody. I'm punchy. Just sent out the call. Okay, nice. Nice.

So before we get into that, it's brought to you by it. I would love to have, oh, my bed. No, it's okay. Go ahead. No, I was saying, like, I would love to have one of these dudes because, like, I was on Twitter recently,

and, like, of course, some of the Tennessee ball fans which I now know, they're probably more outliers. But there's just, like, this narrative that, like, I snitched on Tennessee. Like, I did all of this, and it's just fascinating to me. I would love to talk to one of the motherfuckers to get their perspective because, like, it's just, It's just mind-blowing.

I think you would agree, though, even online, but especially in person, like, everybody that I heard from was like, it was so awesome to see you there and having a good time. A thousand percent. That made me happy. It made me happy. Like, if I hope this Waffle House footage is really good because I had, like, a moment of clarity while I was there, you know, just like as a human being because you go through a lot of stuff as a kid there, and it just, the shapes who you are.

And, like, it was a really good, like, I was telling all my boys, my shit was so food, man, it was so good being back. And so I enjoyed it thoroughly. That is cool. And that's where most moments of clarity happen, I think, is in a waffle house at 2 a.m. That's where Americans go to find enlightenment, you know? Like some people meditate for a month underneath a fig tree, Americas. We just, we go and we get a fucking patty melting some grits, a cup of black coffee. Boom, we find heaven baby

That's what it is I loved Waffle House I miss it already So very deeply God damn I miss Waffle House The best Okay anybody else have anything They want to get off their chest

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works holy shit i talked you through it over the phone yeah we facetined i scared those hiccups right out of your body and then and then i was like tell tell tyler i said what's up because you guys were saying that you're going to go hang out with tyler baron and then erin goes i'm going to tell me You're racist and then hung up on me. I do remember that now. I don't remember that part. It was funny. I had such a good time, man.

It was dope. Yeah. All right. We have anybody on the Discord channel buzzing right now? You know, while we're waiting for that, if they're still buzzing in, Edward Snowden just got citizenship in Russia. Oh, really? Maybe really?

Yeah, it might be a good time to do an Edward Stone episode. Yes. For Thursday. He's probably just getting citizenship so they can enlist him because they really need guys right now. Just anyone. They'll take anyone to fight. So imagine. What a Philly went over there and enlisted for Russia?

No. No. Have you all seen a hell of pivot, but it's just on my mind. Have you all seen the Umbrella Academy? No. Yes. It is higher, dog. I'm currently on like episode two of season two.

I really just binged it last night I came home and told him a short guy I ain't doing shit I'm just gonna lay down so we picked the show We started binging the Umbrella Academy They'd up super late because I couldn't go to sleep Because it was so good It is a fire show dog I love it

Okay we got the first beefer And he's with Billy He's got beef with Billy All right oh I love it I just added him Hello Hey hey what's up Hey it's Adam from Discord

Hey Adam from Discord Hey, Adam from Discord. What's up, Adam? How are you doing? I'm all right. I got some beef with Billy. Just throwing out words and not using definition remotely correctly. Which way?

Not Billy. Specifically forensic. Forensic. He tends to use the word forensic a lot, and it has no application in the ways he uses it. Forensic, I don't remember ever using forensic. Under what context is Billy said forensic? music. The one that specifically stood out to me was he was talking about a dinosaur documentary and said they were using, quote, forensic paleontology, end quote. Well, yeah. Which doesn't make

any sense because what kind of crime are you investigating? No. Quote, forensic paleontology. All right. What is? That's probably the first time those words have ever been put together, though. All right. That's what I love about Billy is like there's something cool about saying something that of all the people that ever walk the earth and taking a deep breath have, it's something that they've never done. So forensic paleontology is a thing, but I was using it in a totally wrong sense.

What I was trying to express was in the dinosaur documentary, they recreated scenes that they were able to deduce from paleontological sites and seeing the bones, seeing like teeth mark on bones and trying to put together a story of what actually happened in that moment where like another dinosaur attacked another dinosaur and that was the basis of the plots of some of these dinosaur movies but forensic paleontology is actually a thing and dinosaur on dinosaur crime that you're trying to allege here yeah yeah yeah yeah forensic

paleontology is the use of paleontology is a scientific tool available both the law enforcement officers and judges and defending councils uh this field appears to overlap with forensic archaeology forensic geos sciences. So I think I did sort of stretch the term of it, but you're right, you're right. It wasn't exactly, it was an easy way to sum up something that took a lot more explanation. But I agree with you. I mean, I hear, I hear what you're saying, but that's, you know, it's just the definition of dinosaur on dinosaur crime was hilarious to me. Yeah. No, that's what are you, what are they investigating here? Billy's going to be on the SVU dinosaur,

SVU Jurassic period. It's going to start out with like a jogger in Central Park tripping on, like a Tyrannosaur skull. Oh my god. Billy shows up in a trench coat. That is a hilarious thought to think about, though. Forensic pain and technology. What is forensic paleontology?

So, a grinding way of history using forensic paleontology and archaeology. So forensic paleontology would be used if they find like human remains somewhere, like bones. and things, and they were like investigating a murder. That would be an example of forensic paleontology.

But it doesn't really Well, investigating a dinosaur murder. I mean, the dinosaur was still murdered. I mean, dinosaurs matter too. Well, I mean, was it murder? It wasn't against the law. Dinosaur law? It's actually very closely related to bird law more than you think.

That's, yeah, it's kind of the precursor to bird law. Exactly. Dinosaur law And I consider myself An expert on dinosaur law Billy, it'd be funny and interesting If you were to sit down

Write up laws for nature Because certain animals Do respect different boundaries You know, there's like unwritten rules Like in baseball that happen in nature all the time Yeah But like you should be the first person To codify animal law

Yeah And so it's like a code break Like you broke the code If one of the Like if there's a gorilla That like throws shit at another gorilla you know like that's that's not you're supposed to throw shit at attackers people from the outside that are trying to write you you know like so you become number one rule the cops for

animals mass respects mass yeah how do you scare a bear away did you hear about the uh it's kind of in large just talking about what there's this um there was this like rogue lion that that that that went rogue in his uh pride and he ended up killing like a huge percentage of lions Oh, they just went around like literally eating the cubs and, and just like killing the whole bunch of lion. The five brothers. Yeah, there was like five of them. Yeah, there's like five of them. And they ended up killing each other.

Some of them too. But like, it was like, yeah, lion law. Yeah. Oh, there's elephant law. I actually learned about this because of poacher. So usually adults, older bull elephants keep the younger elephants in line and prevent them from doing. you know, like acting up too much when they're in Muth, M-M-U-S-T-H, M-M-A-M-M-S-K. It's, but it's spelled M-U-S-T-H, M-H, M-A-M-A-M-U-Sk.

But because all the poachers were killing the older bull elephants for their large, larger tusks and ivory, the younger elephants were just acting up because there was no adults. And they, like, do stuff like kill rhinos and, like, actually, like, there's, there's a video of a young bull elephant mounting a rhino and just acting up, because there's no bull elephants to enforce the law. So, yeah, I do like the idea that are being laws for nature, though. That's very cool.

All right, well, thank you very much for your beef. I think it was a valid one and point well taken. Although I'm mad at myself for not recognizing in real time when Billy used the phrase forensic paleontology. It got the point across. That's hilarious to think about, though. It really is. All right, thanks, guys.

All right, take it easy. Thank you calling. All right, Midgee. All right, we got any more beef? Lots of beef. Lots of beef today.

You guys got to watch this video, though, real quick I sent. It's pretty funny. Oh, shit. This elephant's fucking a rhino. Yeah. Yeah. I try to be polite with it,

say mounted a rhino, but he's fucking shit out of rhino. Yeah. And there's nothing the rhino can do about it. Yeah. What if they made a baby? That would be so lit. dude would be like trunk and horn that'd be pretty sick it'd be very cool what kind of ears would

have um i think it would be like elephant ears but they would stand straight up oh you don't kind of look like have you guys seen you know that you know you it would have the same horn pattern as that animal that giant beast in the coliseum episode two of the clone wars remember when they're in the coliseum and there's that right like it has tusks and a horn sounds awesome but i'm actually i'm going to draw what i think it would look like that's what i'm going to do right now okay go for billy and that'll be a nice treat for the end of the episode today yeah maybe uh you know maybe a relephant he or an alino an elephnoserous eleanoris eleanoceros elephanoceros elephanoceros okay we're going to have the world's first ever elephantosaurus drawing coming up at the end of the episode some shit

I don't know if we can send Big Tea, if we can feed him to the Lions today. His voice might not be able to handle it. Yeah. He's fighting with a hand behind his back. We sent him into the Coliseum. Oh, he said he has beef with you. That's why I think so. Oh, with me?

Let's go. I wonder if he's dug into my campaign contributions. Yo. Yo. What's happening? Hey, guys. I love the show. I've just got a couple of beefs.

is Arian on today? Ariens on, yeah, he's here. What's your name? It's A.O. Ayo, okay, cool. Ayo. What's popping? So, first, PFC, please be nice to my quarterbacks.

My favorite quarterbacks are Kirk Cousins, Carson Wentz, and Trey Lance. If you look at Football Outsiders.com, last year, he was seventh in the defensive yards, adjusted above replacement. So please stop being mean to my quarterbacks. Okay, I'll try. But just so you know, like my hatred of Kirk Cousins comes from a place of, it should be empathy because I was you at one point. And I would do things like look up football outsiders, defensive yards, adjusted formulas, and be like, look, he's top 10.

I used to do things like that. So I understand where you're going through. So I feel nothing but empathy for the situation that you're in. next um you're always making fun of uh billy for uh um his wildlife his animals and things like that um but about a month ago i was watching your twitch stream and you had about a 120 pound wildcat and all four is crawling behind you on the stream yeah kind of crazy it was nuts but i mean i i love i love big animals i've got uh you know i had leroy he was about 150 pounds occasionally i'll have like a you know i'll babysit for my neighbors and so they have uh they've got some

significantly large felines you know me i'm a i'm a big cat guy so um i was just talking another one up to the list yeah you can find the find the video out there if you don't have it somebody else can uh link to that you can check the discord or maybe the reddit also finally uh i've got one one more one for arian please um maybe it was two weeks ago i think we had um much like a maybe the dozen trivia. We had some flickering on the screen on Aryan screen. Many people believed he was playing Valerant in the middle of the show. If we could have, please have Big T. Look into that and maybe issue of suspension, if at all possible. Can you point me in the direction of which episode this was? I don't have the Reddit pulled up, but yeah, there's an incriminate

video out there that looks like we might have had distraction on the show. Madeline, do you think you'd be able to find that? Yeah, if someone, yeah. Do you remember, like, what the name of the post was or something? I can, I can tweet it at you. How about? Yeah, tweet at the macrodosing and also tweet at me, like my personal, because I get way less.

Ariens, the face Aryan made, made it seems like we don't even need to find it. Yeah, I don't know. I saw it. I was a guilty. I remember the episode. I don't remember which one, but I remember what he's talking about. And I wasn't, like, necessarily playing Valorant. Y'all were talking about something.

And I was like, I just wanted to try something. So there's something called Death Match and Valerant. It's like where you just, it's basically where you go warm up. A bunch of people just run around shooting each other. So you were playing Valer. And that's crazy that you caught that. Because that specific glitch just started like maybe a month ago to where my camera glitches if I play it.

So that's why I can't stream it because right now the camera glitches, it's a problem with Valor, which is wild that you caught that, bro. Very interesting, Aaron. So, I mean, it sounds like you're admitting that you got caught, so are you going to beg Big T for leniency

because he does have absolute power. I'll see what he got for me, man. Aryan, he softened my heart this weekend. I'm feeling merciful. I love it. And shout out to A.O. for snitching. No, damn, bro. No, I appreciate it, Aaron. Anytime we get you on the podcast, it's a plus just to have you on, I guess.

What's love, man. What's love? We appreciate you, my brother. All right. Thanks for letting me beef. All right. Thanks, A.O. All right, we got another one. Are we okay with another one? Yeah, let's do another one. What's all, guys? Can you all hear me? Hey, Pablo. Yeah.

All right. I'm going to take the gauze out. I just had two teeth taken out. But I got some shit for y'all. Okay. Are you off the paint? Killers? No, they didn't give me any narcotics. I'm a truck driver, so I can't really be taking that

shit. True. I hear you. But they gave them the numbing stuff, so it was, it's worked out, but all right. I got beef with every single one of you, actually. I'm not going to lie. I hope y'all are ready for this.

Let's go. Ready. So, dude. We'll start with ladies first, Avery. Damn. Nothing about that Chicklet's cup performance you had? didn't you say you were going to bring it

and that you were going to be better than some like future Hall of Famers? I'm just curious. No, I never said that. I like, so like I don't know if you understand like when we do content at Barstall we have to like play it up and we have to kind of like, you know, make names for ourselves.

So I just said I was going to be better than Riggs. Obviously I'm not better than Riggs. But I just want to make some content. I was also a point per game player at the tournament. So I don't know what you were watching there. Avery's pissed. well yeah no one calls me no one calls me a female and gets away with it let's go come on let's go like I was a point per game player in the tournament

a point dude it's street hockey everybody was called it's actually roller hockey so you clearly didn't watch it's okay but you didn't watch you just I don't know where you're getting the information for but you didn't watch all right pf team um I it's been a month I'm sure your mouth feels a little bit better after you gave a blow job to Hassan pike I just, you know, I just wanted to make sure you're doing okay, was it consensual and everything's good on that part? Yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm fine. I don't know if I gave him head or if it was a 69ing. I mean, let's give my dick some credit here.

I think I got mine sucked a little bit. Yeah. Also, I got one for you, Arian. If you want to get better at Vallant, you're going to need to get your hands a little bit better, buddy. It's a little bit better. You can be able to get up to that, you know, champions rank, or I don't know how they rank it in Vlaran. I play real games, but, you know. What's your real game at you play?

Rocket League. You want to go 1B1 right now or what? What is that car soccer, bro? yeah it's sports you know that thing uh you know great at yeah i don't well used to be oh my god billy what's up what's up i love you billy oh thanks man so here's the thing with billy's our little boy hey billy was just a little thing turn when he started you know what i mean and we've got to like we've been blessed to see him be raised into the man he is today Don't be taking shit from these guys, Billy.

Fuck them. Thanks, bro. I know, right? I want PFT walk you around. Okay, PFC's a little guy, and he likes to keep him guys around him. So he has a big cat around. This way, has Billy football around. It's why he hangs out with Aryan.

Don't let him boss you around. Okay, he's witty. I appreciate that. He's just witty much else. I'm also technically his boss, so it's part of my job to boss him around. Literally. I don't know the insides and outside. I don't know if you're really his boss.

But I love you, Billy, all right. Appreciate that. You got no beat with you. You could do no wrong to me. Thank you. Ever since you guys started, y'all been doing great. The only one thing I would say is, like, let's talk about some actual, like, conspiracies. And PFT, don't be throwing him down every time, man.

Billy's got some shit. Let him cook. Let him cook. You know he's full of shit. If anybody actually believes him, come on. You know what I mean? Oh, that's what I've tried to do. I let him cook, and then I argue with him. And then he just kind of folds up something.

times he's like okay yeah you're right uh but we've got i think we're gonna do snowdon on wednesday to come out on thursday so there's some real shit we can dive into on that one and two of our last four episodes have been about some of the biggest conspiracies ever so you're right avery they have been it's just like you know i was like we're trying to listen to what billy i say and sometimes i will admit like you know bill you do kind of go off on some tangents and no one really cares about but like he's like trying to like present like a conspiracy not that he believes it or he doesn't and it doesn't really matter but it's a conspiracy

like that's what we're here for you know it just kind of seems like you guys are just like you guys are like oh let's not really go there because we don't want you to believe that who gives a fuck man like it's a podcast it's stupid that's why because it's dumb

if we can go bro we can present it but if it's dumb it's dumb I know but we could talk about we can talk about how there are lizard people that people believe that there are But there are no fucking lizard people, my guy. I know. I get that.

I mean, okay, let me ask you this. Is the earth flat or round? It's oblate. Oblate. It's not flat. So what does it matter if it was flat or round? How does that change your life today if you found out whether it was flat around? It would drastically change.

It does change your life a pretty good bit. I would think everybody's not real. What do you mean? But how would that know? Like, let's say they were lying to us, right? And it's flat, right? Okay. How does it take your life today?

Like I said, dramatically. How? If the earth was flat, that would mean there would be no gravity. That would mean everything that we know in the physical world is not what we think it is. The water in the ocean would not be in the ocean any longer. From the water that you drink to this, to this computer that I'm on. on all of the physics that we know to be true means it's inaccurate and you're at and you're asking me how would that change in my life it would completely change my life the only thing that

it would change in my life would just be like huh well i guess it's flat or i guess it's round like i to me it doesn't matter because i'm going to live my life either way you know what i mean like i'm just after you're fucking driving trucks i don't give a fuck you know what i mean like wait pablo it sounds to me like it sounds to me like you kind of think that the earth is he definitely thinks it's flat absolutely so i'm asking you this don't i honestly honestly I don't know it's how it would change your life Pablo Papa I'm gonna tell you how it would change your life

I'm gonna tell you how it would change your life how do you get from one place to another while you're driving trucks how do you know where to go oh like with maps and stuff like that yeah GPS right

yeah yeah we have a truck of GPS and all that in our trucks do you know how GPS works GPS specifically uses Einstein's equations of the general theory of relativity and is a global satellite positioning system that because of the

rotation and because of the earth having it's it being round they they they can tell where you're at by using that system so it would drastically change your life if the earth is flat every or not I'm sorry I mean I understand what you're saying I just don't think what I'm saying what I'm saying it's kind of like with me like I don't know if you believe in God or you don't I'm very agnostic I'm one of those like hey could exist in my not exist, but I'm not going to change my life. And it might be a shitty outlook in my life, you know, but I kind of look at that

with everything. Like, if someone's like, oh, yeah, the earth is flat, I'll be honest with you. My brother's a flat earther, hollow earther. He's all into that. I've got to just listen to him and just be like, all right. You think it's flat and hollow? I'm like, what the hell? Are you talking about? You know what I mean?

But I just said, like, I understand what you're saying. I think here here's the issue that I have with that kind of thinking. It's like, no, it's probably not going to change. your life per se but if we if we allow that kind of thinking to

transpire without combating it that can lead to very dangerous things in my opinion like real world things that are that can like harm people because I could say if you huh no no I get what you're saying I just I mean they did the same thing to Galileo

and all that you know what I mean like I think it was like the opposite What they did to Galileo was kind of the opposite because he had the idea that maybe we're not at the center of the universe, right? Yeah. And so he said, yeah, using science, I can definitively prove that our planet is not, the sun does not revolve around us, et cetera, et cetera. And then they threw him in jail because he used, so this is actually like the exact opposite of what happened to Galileo. No, I know. I'm just saying like in the instance where like they, you know, like he was, what we could, what?

what we think is correct, you know what I mean? But people didn't want to believe it because, you know, the whole religion thing and it would kind of fuck all that up. But like, I'm just saying like, it's okay to have the conversations and to listen to what other people have to say. Of course. We don't have to believe. We understand y'all's talking to make sure nothing dumb comes out.

No, no, no, no. I always listen to what Billy says. We listen and then we combat it with what we believe is rational. And it's not always to say Billy what he says is irrational. A lot of what Billy says is really. rational i also think he gets a bad rap for being the kind of like i don't know billy football's dumb billy is fucking smart and he's fun to fuck with him he's like he's like he's like he's like little brodo so he's fun to fuck with but like he's absolutely smart but i will always entertain

an idea with with i'm not going with i'm not going i even admit myself that some of these conspiracy theories can be very dangerous um when presenting them and i think you know for example the Las Vegas shooting was one that was pretty boreline and it's hard to yeah I mean it's hard to like figure out like there's ones that you can really have fun with like you know like big foot like you know like like I like still kind of think Teddy Roosevelt may have put the national parks and sanctioned them because there's a bunch of bigfoot's living there in underground caves and if you look at the underground cave systems in the United States and where the national parks are they line up pretty well there's tons of disappearances you know who knows

what's going on there, did Teddy Roosevelt go to war against the big feet and, uh, you know, try to battle them back into their tunnels? We don't know that, but like that conspiracy theory is pretty harmless. Like no one's, yeah, that's all harmful to this one. Yeah, it's like no one's like lives are getting ruined because they think Teddy Roosevelt, they went to war with the big feet and big feet are, you know, stealing people in national parks. I mean, yes, they're the, the people who do go missing. It's, you know, but that's one that's sort of like, hey I mean and like even UFOs like that one is like no one it's a victimless conspiracy theory but there are conspiracy theories that have us like that aren't victimless that we need to make sure we you know yeah tiptoe around no you guys have a thin line you're crossing especially with like you know the Las Vegas denial I definitely understand that you know you don't want to people's feelings were involved you know what I mean and there's lives and all that other stuff involved too so I definitely there's lives People died

You know what I mean? Yeah, that's what I was telling Billy is Like there are people that are going to listen to the show that maybe were there Or they had somebody that that was like their brother or sister Die at that shooting So just keep that in the back of your mind when you're diving into it There was an article that came out in Rolling Stone I think on Thursday about the Las Vegas shooting

And it essentially said the same thing that we have been saying on this show And that we covered which is like there was a report that came out But there was absolutely no motive And we're never going to know we're likely never truly going to know what the motive was for that and that that leaves people with a very uneasy feeling yeah you know i get it i mean my dad passed away from coronavirus man and every time i hear it it's just it stings a little you know what i mean like and i don't even care about like there's a million conspiracies you can go down that road with that one but it

just just even hearing it it it's just like it stings a little you know so i get i get what y'all are doing and i honestly guys i appreciate y'all's podcasts i came in here I just wanted to talk some shit. I love it. I fucking love all you guys, man. You know, y'all keep it real. Bobby Fino, love you, man. But I got to get going.

I got to get back on the road here. But I appreciate you guys having me on. Okay. Thanks, Pablo. Take care, man. Yep, y'all too. Bye. All right.

Very cool, Pablo. There was one other thing I wanted to get into today. I'm trying to remember what it was because I made a mental note of, oh, yes. I remember. Big T, you have something, too. I had one more story. I wanted to tell them. we forgot from the weekend, but go do your things.

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Yeah. The next word he said was cat. He said, are you big cat? And all y'all start dying laughing. Oh, yeah. And he goes, my kids told me if I saw a big cat that I had to, I had to take a picture or something. And so I said, I'm not, but, but PFT over here works with him. And I think the guy thought we were fucking with him.

Yeah. Like he was like, well, you're sure as hell not big cat. And so you recorded a little, a little video message for him. I did. Yeah, for his grandkids or for his son or whatever. Yeah. So I just thought that was, that was something funny. What were, what were you going to say?

Oh, I was just going to say that, um, that I would like to apologize for trafficking and misinformation because I think on Saturday I posted a tweet with a rumor going around that Emperor Chi, President Xi of China was being

he was being cooped. Oh yeah. There was a coup going on China. You fell for that? Well, no, I just saw the map of China with all the planes outside the Chinese airspace and so somebody was like, oh my God,

this is crazy look what's going on China. To me, I just saw that map and I thought to myself college football plane tracking and so it was like Urban Meyer to China confirmed but I did retweet that misinformation

and apparently it was just a complete rumor about the planes and complete rumor about she possibly being the victim of a coup over there so apparently it's not true at all

so she is I guess four more years or however long it turns I'm tapped into PRC Twitter pretty deeply and they snuffed that out pretty quickly they did

find the, when they're actually posting in Chinese and then you use Twitter translate. Gotcha. So there, uh, there, it's apparently like a pretty common thing for people to start a rumor about a coup going on in China. Like all the nationalists and, and people that hate the, the CCP over there, they will start a rumor that there's a coup underway, just kind of like for shits and giggles or because they actually want there to be a coup underway. Iran is having an actual uprising. It is. Yeah. They want to, it's pretty wild. It seems. a lot of the videos come out of there. Yeah, the women are upset because of the modesty laws that they have over there.

There was a lady that got beaten to death by the modesty police in Iran. And now a lot of women are starting to take their, is it the hijab? Yeah. Is that what they're starting to remove? And so, yeah, I feel like Iran has an uprising more frequently than any other country. They're beating the shit out of the modesty police. They are? I'm seeing tons of videos of like the modesty.

Police trying to enforce the laws and then just getting jumped and like curbs down. What a shitty job that is to be the modesty police. Imagine the weirdos that sign up to walk around and be like, hey, hey, put something else on just to like yell at women for wearing a dress. Yeah. They're the in cells, right, Billy? Yeah. That's what happens when in cells get power. Yeah.

Because you get the modesty police. Yeah, 100%. I actually think that there's a correlation between. 100%. Because no man that was like confident. in himself would ever go around like telling women that they're not allowed to look what they feel is like attractive or comfortable.

Yeah. Anyways, that's us. That's macrodosing on Iran. I'm sure that we nailed it. Aaron, anything else you want to get into? I'm good, man. Feeling good.

recovering. It's time to get back on it. I'm going to try to get Christmas apps because I let myself go these last three, four months. And there's nothing worse than being cold And a little chubby So

Christmas abs Right around the corner Yeah Christmas abs Join me What's your What's your workout plan? I'm just going to try to Stay active

You know not to do crazy You hit realistic goals Definitely cut down on all sugars And yeah So I'm planning to have Christmas Join me, Billy, what's up? Christmas abs Yeah, I'm actually

I need I've been thinking of just getting another rough and rowdy fight just to get in shape again because it's the best way in shape. You're looking a little puffy too, man. I know. I think we could all use a little Christmas abs. Matter of fact, let's do it.

Yeah. Drosian Christmas abs. What's popping? Is you down PFT? We should meal prep, Hello Fresh? I don't think I can, I don't think I can do that. I don't think it's possible for me to have abs right now. It's a thousand percent possible.

You just got to cut this shit. Yeah, but should we, I'm actually down to rip it. For me, I feel. I feel like it'd be weird. Should we do some befores? I'm actually starting, I'm going back to a trainer tomorrow after that picture came out of me in the, in the reflection at the Waffle House.

Oh, yeah, that's a fortunate angle. Should we do a little before? Should we show them some befores? Yeah. I'm not going to show them before until I have the after. No, but we got to put it, you know, we got put it on the table, so we got held accountable. I do have a picture.

I'm all myself accountable. Do we have a scale here? We should, we should do have a weight contest. No, no, no, no. but you can put on muscle weight's not I think we just I think so what is it September

October November 3 months we can do this better It's all beer man You definitely can't get abs in three months Yes you can't You're insane Dude maybe you can do it Because you're a professional athlete

I really came too I remember I had a six-pack last summer But it was really hard Is really not that hard It's just discipline It's all in the kitchen It's not working out It's your diet and it's

Diet and cardio I want to be in such a shitty mood Absolutely good ass You could too PFTE But I like to eat like shit on the weekends Me too But What I was doing

And I'd just go I'd go nuts on the weekends I literally no sugar Like keto during the week And then just go nuts on the weekend Yeah I mean my game plan is usually during the week I eat a super assail

salad, every meal. And then on the weekends, I eat whatever the fuck I want. But like, for example, I got a whole rotissary chicken today because I was feeling fat and I was like, okay, I'm just going to eat protein, no carbs. And that's what I'm going to eat. It's going to fill me up, but I'm still going to feel empty inside because there's no carbs. Yeah. Carbs are such a tricky, tricky minks. It's an addiction. Yeah. I have quit zining, though. So I think 21 days, that's when it's officially over, right? Twenty one days to break a habit. Yeah, 21 days, no car. Oh, man, that's going to be hard.

Yep, so, okay. You guys can do abs. You guys can do Christmas abs. I'll do, how about I do Christmas ab? So I just try to get one ab. So I just lose some belly fat. So I don't look fat anymore. All right, Christmas ab coming through.

Yep. All right. We will see you guys on Thursday. Edward Snowden, the Snowden soed. Yeah. How about that? Snowden so. Get snowed in.

Yeah. With macrodosing. You just clown Tony O'Brown, I think. How? Episnodin. Yeah, I did. Yeah. That's good.

Episnode. It's the episode. All right. We'll see you guys on Thursday for that. Love you guys very much. Yep. Thank you.