Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: UFO's and Derailments

Episode Date: February 14, 2023

On today's episode of Nanodosing, PFT is still out so The Wonton Don returns to talk UFO's, the Train Derailment in Ohio, and so much more. Also everyone shares their thoughts on the big game. All of this and so much more on the show. Make sure to tune into MACRODOSING, every Thursday at 12am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. I mean, there is a lot of symbolism. There's nothing. There's nothing to it. There's absolutely nothing to it. You know what? Fuck it. Let's start it up. Welcome back to Macrodozing. I am your host. We kick PFT off the show. PFT off the show. He's no longer on macrodosing.

Fuck him. Fuck his other podcast. No, we love our podcasts. I don't fuck his podcast. Donnie's here. Donnie's here. It's way better than PFT. Anyway, he's funnier. He's more handsome.

I'm taller. His taller. His hair isn't falling out. It's an overall better guy, you know? Yeah, so we got everybody in studio. We got the Super Bowl hangover. Anybody, uh, anybody had a Super Bowl hangover? Billy, Mike.

Loki, Loki, no. Um, I don't. I got a stomach. on Saturday and just started puking my brains out and so I woke up on Sunday which is like the snack day of the year and I couldn't really eat much so I just watched the Super Bowl alone in my apartment. It's pretty depressing. Sorry to hear that man. I had a nice little shin dig, man. You know, I got my 98 inch TV. I cooked me a nice little healthy meal. My brother came over, cooked some chicken. My pops came over and brought chocolate wine as well. But I'm not drinking.

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Shout out to 3C all day, every day. We got a lot to get into today, man. A lot going on in the world. But first and foremost, we didn't get to talk about it. Or did we talk about the last part? You talk about Braun breaking the record? Yes. Oh, yeah.

Briefly. I remember we talked about the people taking pictures on their phones. Yeah. That's true. That's true. Correct. Well, still shout out to that. crazy. So the Super Bowl. Do we watch it? Everybody

watch it? Yeah. It was a good game. It was a great game. There was a split second that I was like, oh shit, it's going to end up the score that that that little script shit was leaking around. I wanted it so bad. Oh my God, that shit would have been amazing, though. It was so close. I loved it. I think, I think they, before, because when that whole script shit came out somebody made a joke or whatever it was that saying it was leaked and i think it was like 34 37 and uh eagles were gonna win and so it was it was it was like setting up for it or so it was it was looking it was looking amazing man but it didn't end up happening and uh that's too bad too because that would have set the internet the end of the end of that ablaze once again wait was that just that like

graphic floating around like a fake script like someone actually a Wikipedia page yeah the like fake screenshot kind of thing. What'd you, Aram, what did you think of the call at the end? I mean, I do think he held him, but I think in that moment, you got to let that shit fly. Like, you can call a little shit like that on practically every play. I do think he, it was a hold, but it was like so subtle and so, plus I think the ball was on catchable. I don't think he would have got it anyway.

I mean, I mean, he even admitted it was a hold. He said I did, right? I held him. But I don't think, I don't think it was, it's just. A Super Bowl, a game of that magnitude, like, keep your flagging your pocket dogs, you know what I mean? At a moment like that. Like, there's been plenty of times like that in the past where it's like a championship game or something like that where the reps don't call a call. And it's like, I agree.

Just let the players play it out, man. Let that shit, let's that shit pan out. It was a third down, something like that. It was third, yeah. Now, if they don't call it, they get the field goal anyway. And then they had, the Eagles had one timeout. So they had like a minute 30 and one time out, which is. I think they had two.

I think they had two actually I could be wrong I thought they only called one and then they I could be wrong but then you you're setting up Jalen Hertz for like a storybook ending to an amazing right yeah they have a chance for sure

come on man I guess you gotta let that shit play out though he's tripping but I mean it was it is what it is Bradbury did say that he felt like it was a penalty and he was hoping that they wouldn't call it yeah I fucking hate Siriani though I'm so happy they lost I don't care how they lost

by the guy's a loser why don't he hates seriani he's such a loser he makes it all about himself he thinks it's like a disney movie like he's like crying before the game and he's like showing like films to them before like of like movies like

inspiring movies I think he's just a loser and he makes it all about himself I don't know if you saw the clip where he was like waving the chiefs back and Hertz looked like he was like embarrassed to have him as like the coach at the time like he just sucks to be fair it was a beautiful national

anthem. Chris Tableton's great. That was mid, man. You think it was great? No, I think he is great. I think it was just okay. It was really good. That was a mid. That was a mid. That was a mid. That was MoMA. You think every anthem's mid. That's not true. I don't like the anthem in general, but yeah, like the Whitney Houston anthem was one of the greatest like, are you kidding me? It was amazing. I would actually say. Matter of fact, the, the, the, the, the, the, The National Anthem is kind of like, because it's not an easy song to sing. It's kind of like the, you know, it's the metric of like, this is your chance to show that you can blow.

You know what I'm saying? Because it's so low and then you have to go so high with it. So like, yeah, I don't like the song in general, but it's a, it's kind of like a write a passage for a singer. That was a mid. It was a mid national. I didn't. I actually think for Arian to call it mid means it's really good. Yeah.

Like, if Arian says your national anthem's mid, that's like. just anybody else saying it was like awesome. That's like him saying your dog's chill. Yeah, exactly. If I say your dog's chill, you have the greatest dog that ever Exactly. Right. Yeah, no. It was pretty good though. It was a

it was an 8-2, an 8-2 anthem. Wait, Aaron, you like Siriani or you're just wondering why I don't like him? No, I have no, I've never interacted with him. I don't know him. I've never saw any clips of him. Oh yeah. I mean, he's I was just done some bullshit stuff. Like they were up 37 against the Giants. He went for two.

And then like, so that's what you're upset about. Well, of course. But I think, but I think he's just a cornball. Like, yeah, he is. I'd be embarrassed if he's my coach. The crying at the national anthem got me. But this is what changed my mind. Because I was like, I was watching.

I was like, what the fuck out of here with that shit, man? But in that moment, you're realizing you're in the Super Bowl. Like, that is the goal when you set out to do this profession is to be in the, the Super Bowl. And in that moment, if that's the overwhelming emotion that you get, that makes sense. If you're crying because of America, I can't judge it. I just can't relate. But if it was because of the Super Bowl, that shit makes a lot of sense. I can understand. I think it was the former, but I will say right before the National Anthem, one of the sideline reporters was like, I asked Nick Siriani, when did it hit you that you're playing in the Super Bowl? And he said,

I think it'll be during the national anthem. So I think he knew they were going to say that and then it felt like he needed to put on a show. Yep, he knew the cameras on him. I'm telling you, this guy's a cornball bullshit artist. I don't think to know, but he sucks. The being in the Super Bowl and loving America at the same time, I think is one in one.

I don't think it's like two different things like you're saying. Don't plan to, don't play into Nick's here. Hey, no, we had this discussion a lot when the whole anthem stuff was happening. And I think I actually wrote an article in my school paper that, like, you're in the Super Bowl playing American football and you have this opportunity because it's America. Oh, I played in the Super Bowl in China. Yeah, but that wasn't America.

When you were listening to the anthem, where you like, thank you so much CCP for having this amazing country where I can play football in a Super Bowl? I'm trying to remember if they did the, yeah, I think they only did the Chinese National Anthem before games. No, I did not cry during that anthem. Like, do they did do the anthem before the?

Yeah, yep. Is it slapped? Is it good? I haven't even never heard it. I've never heard the Chinese National Anthem. You know what? I actually sang the Chinese National Anthem before one of the Barstool Classic tournaments.

Why? Should we play the? Yeah, I think we can play. Play your rendition because that's not going to get, we're not going to get a copyright stripe for the Chinese National Anthem. I mean, I don't have those lyrics memorized. Speaking of China. Yeah, I was going to say they've been pressing us recently.

Should we? Hold on, hold on, real quick. I think this is dope. I think this is dope. I think we pause for a second. If I knew the lyrics to the Chinese National Anthem, you guys would have reason to be suspicious of me. Yeah.

Well, here's what I'm suggesting. Everybody pause, and it's like a minute and 28 seconds. Let's listen to the Chinese National Anthem. Maybe we can play it on the pod, and then we'll talk about all the Chinese stuff. I want to hear it. I've never heard it. I don't want to play the anthem.

Yeah, I don't want to rock with their shit, though. I thought it sucks. Why? They've been fucking. with us are you there they're they're up some stuff oh my god y'all that's so fucking we get no we can listen to the song it's a bad it's a track

song and we can shit on it yeah it's not it's not a fucking it's not you know you're not advocating for it it's just we're listening to the we're collectively listening to the channel if you want me I can sing along to the uh trans I can sing along with the translated lyrics so you guys know what they're saying I don't want to be

I love it okay propaganda the day after the I love it well let let me know let me know let me know when you guys got a queued up and we'll play play at the same time oh because you can't hear it from us got it no i can't hear from me so should i just let me know should i just play it you can play it into the mic um all right i mean and then dub it over with the real one bro because you know yeah yeah give our listeners the real you know what i mean absolutely experience um all right let me know when you're cute i'm queued up good play All right, playing.

Stand up, those who are unwilling to become slaves. Take our flesh and build it to become a new great wall. The Chinese people have reached a most dangerous time. Every person is being compelled to send issue a final roar. Arise, arise, arise! We are millions with one hundred, heart braving our enemies gone fire march on braving our enemies gone fire march on march on march on i could totally frame that in a clip and make it seem like you're just oh my god that those are

actually i thought those are actually the lyrics yeah that's what it translates to yeah Oh, I guess it, yeah, I only had. Arise, arise. Millions with but one heart braving the enemy's fire. Yeah. What? I don't hate it, man. I don't hate it.

Yeah, because, you know, they were. Trash. Ooh. Listen, our national anthem talks about war, too. That's horrible. Our nurse was a horror. It was written by a fucking racist slave. Fuck that guy.

Oh, yeah. Aaron, I wanted to get your opinion. I didn't even know this was a thing, but I saw everybody on the far right being pissed off that there was like a black national anthem before the official national anthem. Right. Is that the first year they have done that? Or is that always been a thing?

They started it a year or two ago, I think. I've known of it, you know, since I've a kid. But it's nice. I've never. I don't know. I don't, I'm not much in the nationalism in general. So the black national anthem doesn't do anything for me. The regular nationalism doesn't do anything for it. I've never been into like that kind of like rallying cry. And so yeah, but I've known about it. It's been, since that's happened, I think. Okay. And that's a hymn, right? That's known as lift every voice and sing. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I just, I obviously don't have a problem with it. It was funny in seeing all of these. these far-right commentators, like, losing their mind. I'm surprised that they haven't heard it before. I mean, I think it was the first time

it may have been included on the broadcast. I think it definitely did happen in the stadium. Okay. I'm all four fucking with them, so, yeah, more power to playing it in the Super Bowl. Love it. Let's go. I have to pause it real quick.

I have to open this door for this dude that's doing some of my house. I'll be right by back. Can we pause for like two minutes? Yeah. All right, sorry, sorry, sorry. Before we get into China, how did you guys feel about Rihanna's performance? I thought she was great.

I loved it and I will defend her if anyone tries to be like Mary was bad. I thought it was great too. I was confused. So is she currently pregnant or she had just given birth? Yeah, she's pregnant. Well, she both. Didn't she give birth in like May? Yeah, like May, spring and then now, I guess,

as last night, she announced. So she must. have gotten knocked up, like, a month after giving birth or something? Like, couple ones out? Yeah. Wait, is that Aceh, A-Sap Rocky? Yeah. Yeah.

A-Sap Rocky. I remember we spoke about this one time. Well, because he was, like, arrested, and then, yeah. He was, yeah, he was in jail in Sweden, was it? For maybe, like, three months almost? Free A-Sap, A-Sap. And then Trump, Trump got him back. That was an all-time tweet.

God, free A-Sap, ASAP. And that was also Sweden's where Drake got arrested, too. I feel like Sweden just must have a zero tolerance policy for rappers. Well, they kind of arrest a lot of because their prison system is so nice. Yeah. Like getting arrested in Sweden isn't that big of a deal. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

It's not like a Britney Greiner situation. Yeah. So they're like more like in Sweden, in a lot of the Scandinavian countries, like the cops are like, they're more likely to arrest a drunken disorderly person because it's part of their sort of like social contract that like they don't like seeing like it's if you're out in time square and you see like someone super hammered walking around like uh and being a little sloppy you're like oh that's just new york they don't tolerate like the place that they live that there would be they keep it to keep it nice yeah so they'll like throw a guy in for drunken disorderly so that happens to a lot

of uh american students studying abroad they get arrested uh in some of the Scandinavian countries for just being way too drunk because it's like their standards a lot higher for so if I wanted to like bring up my street creed but not to do like hard time I should just do a few months

in like a Swedish jail well they just throw you in there for like it's like a drunk tank and the charges are much lower yeah but when you're in a drunk tank they let you go in the morning it's like I think Aesab Rocky was in there for a while so that was because he was involved

in a assault. Yeah. And that's different. But like I don't think Drake got a, I think Drake was something like. He assaulted a man named Mustafa in the streets of Stockholm punching, kicking, and cutting. Well, Mustafa actually assaulted him if you watch the video. Oh, okay. Yeah.

So. You got to be careful in a foreign country because even if it is self-defense, they're usually going to side with whoever is from their country. Was Mustafa like Swedish? I don't think so. Oh yeah. So Drake got

Drake got popped for weed in a nightclub. Okay. So should have been in the... You can't be, yeah. Copenhagen, there's the autonomous zone.

You can't be arresting Drake in a nightclub for weed. Yeah. Oh, he was not arrested in Sweden. He was just detained. Okay. Huh. Yeah.

All right, my bad. My bad. My bad. You're good. We were just talking about Rihanna. Oh. So, my darling love. Actually.

Yeah. Slay, Ary. It was perfect. It was a perfect performance. Eric, congratulates her ASAP. I'm going to. She has so many bangers. It's actually ridiculous.

Like every song that she had. Performed was good. I'm having serious deja vu. Did I not on this podcast once ask who was the thought, who's Rihanna's kid with and then Arian got mad? Am I crazy or am I?

I don't remember. Am I like having like concussion flash? I mean, might have. I'm a love with Rihanna is a perfect woman to me. It wasn't like a serious, but I was like who's Rihanna's child with. Oh, like how do you not know basically? I don't know.

I don't think, I'm not that type because I don't keep up a gossip. No, I think I'm just having a crazy dejaobo moment, sorry. She crushed. She's so goaded for that. I loved it. Aesab Rocky would be a cool guest to have on this show. I know he loves his acid.

He loves his macro doses of acid. LSD. Those are two of the most attractive people that could possibly be together. They are just so pretty, both of them. I'll get on that. I'll try to get ASAP on there. Get ASAP. Yeah, get A7

Oh yeah He was on quote So this was I heard that before This was before he was with Rihanna But um He was like Yeah one time this guy gave me acid

At South by South West And then I went back to my mansion And fucks nine chicks It was pretty rad That's a true story And that and that was his quote On a cap on that bro I don't know

Why are you calling cap? Well like Well if it was nine at a time. I might make, but nine consecutive in the same day. Hell no. No, I think he was probably just in a bed with nine chicks getting freaky. Maybe he didn't, maybe he didn't actually penetrate all nine, but got you. Yeah. Okay. That's what I'm like just been watching. Well, like one could have been playing with his hair. One could have been that just seems stressing on his nipple. Yeah. It is. It's more like I got I got to perform for nine of you.

Yeah. It's like, when I have friends over, like for a barbecue or something, like, I'd get stressed, like, oh, I got to feed and, like, get booze for all these people. Entertaint. Like, imagine, like, entertaining nine women by yourself in a bed. We've just one dick. Yeah. But you also have two hands and your tongue. Oh, he only has.

You don't know he only has one dick. Yeah, Billy, hopefully you never have to deal with something like that. Yeah, I just feel like that would be really stressed. I hope you do. You never deal with those struggles in life of having... Please report back. Please report back if you do have to do with that at some point. Aaron, did you see they were talking about the grass how they worked on it for like 11 months

and it was maybe the worst grass we've ever seen in a football game? Yeah, so I saw that they changed. They went to those three quarter inch spikes. It's pretty good to me. I don't think it was like super slippery. Like, it didn't look. It looked like there was, it was deep. You know what I'm saying?

That's what it felt like, but it didn't feel like it was bad grass. Oh, all the players said it was like the worst field they've ever played on. Oh, well, they can speak to it better than me. That's why they were all changing cleats. They're saying that they painted the grass green because it wasn't looking green enough. Really? I saw that somewhere, but I might be totally making that up. That might be the case.

Yeah, I can't put that out of the realm. Yeah. Yo, Ari, and Aesab Rocky actually explained what he meant because he was asked, oh, did you bang them all at the same time? he said no no no it was like group sex you have three at a time and then you have three more so i think he just he had like three threesomes in a row that is wow and maybe it wasn't like back to back maybe he took like a two-hour break and then banged another three chicks yeah definitely got to break in see i've never the like the cats that can like you know

finish and keep going like nothing happened like hats off to you because I cannot do that I need at least 20 minutes at least and and even after that 20 minutes I need to motivation like a motherfucker like cats that just keep pumping through I don't understand that I'm not built like that but I'm sure that your woman is satisfied because I cannot do that they say the refractory period is the greatest human advancement for like civilization because without it like the Mongols would have

over the Mongol hordes would have overrun the whole like world and like civilization they could just keep on fucking yeah so even Mongols need to take a break like but like think about it like think about Genghis like just you couldn't stop the hoard you couldn't stop the hoard

the only thing to stop the hoard because they because you can only rape so much you can't just keep on raping it's terrible well I think yeah but just like imagine if there wasn't yeah okay you know sorry imagine if the Mongols never ran out of come

one one thing I wanted to address about the Super Bowl is how they keep big up Pat Tillman without telling the actual story about what happened that shit is bothersome to me I hate that shit man Crazy.

Like, they always bring up like, oh, he was like so for the military. He gave his life to the, like, the dude called the Iraq war illegal. He was totally against it. And he died by friendly fire. And they covered it up to his family. The military covered it up to his family. So it's like, if you're going to tell that story, tell that story. Don't tell the fucking he was so patriotic story because that wasn't the case.

And it's just, I hate the way they twist that shit, man. It's literally propaganda. yeah all they say is he died in the line of duty and don't explain anything else yep for uh i don't know i just had to get that off my chest i hate that shit for those who didn't know uh filling pat tillman was killed with by friendly fire uh air support that was u.s yeah i actually and then covered up and then completely forgot about that or never knew in the first place and then learned again last night and he was an atheist Just throwing that out there.

All right.