Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: What If We All Got Arrested

Episode Date: September 23, 2021

On today's episode of Nanodosing, we discuss what we would all be arrested for individually, what country we would move to, and much more. Make sure to call us and leave your questions for a chance to be on next weeks show. 347 - 560 - 0401. Nanodosing drops every Thursday. Hope you enjoy!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Welcome back to nanodosing. Nanodosing is the little brother, the kid brother of macrodosing. It comes out every Thursday, about 15, 20-ish minutes of voicemails, discussions, taking content from you guys because we do love you guys. And as Billy said on Tuesday's show, we have the... same brain. You guys share a brain with us. All one brain, right? It's all one song. It's all one song. You share a brain with us. We've got the squad here. Coley is doing other things with his

family, so he's not able to be on this podcast. But we got everybody else ready to take on your voicemails and your questions. You had some good ones for us last week. So very much looking forward to see what you guys have today. And if you want to call in, the number is 347. 560-0401 it's also our Twitter header now it's the big T billboard um so yeah you guys are awesome but I will start it off with this one hey all you handsome guys this is Kyle calling from the home of the unthinkable Molly Brown Denver Colorado my quick hypothetical question is if someone donated blood and that person at the time of giving blood was hammered drunk and then that blood was given to someone else without being clean first would that person then become drunk as well

I mean all your guys thoughts on this thank you so I don't know I think it would 100% have to do with how much blood and then you would have to do like the physics conversion of dilution you know what I'm saying uh I think the answer is just yes it would get the other person drunk if the person was drunk and then that blood had alcohol in it and you put that blood in somebody else's system the next person would have it would get diluted in their bloodstream for sure because it's not all their blood

is the drunk blood but it's mixing in with their sober blood but yeah you could definitely get buzzed from that but if you put like let's say you were pissed drunk 0.2 gave blood and 0.20 gave blood and they take a leader then when you give someone a leader of blood, their

BAC might not even be 0.01. Yeah, but that might be buzzed. Yeah. They, but they wouldn't be as drunk as you. But they would definitely get alcohol in their system, but probably nowhere close to them out enough to it's a good question. Yeah, I would say, I would say, no.

I would say no. You think the blood takes away the alcohol eventually? Um, well, the amount of alcohol you have to drink in order to get drunk. to where you can detect it in the blood wouldn't be near the amount that the blood holds. I think, so when it says like the point 2.0, that means that what 2% of your blood is alcohol?

Is that what that means? What's the conversion rate on that? It's point, so 0.01% is 0.01 of your blood. Okay. So if it's at 0.20 means that 20% of your blood is alcohol. It's 20% of 1% of your blood. Okay. So it's very minuscule. But I've heard from like first responders that respond to accidents and stuff that if somebody is really, really drunk and they get into a bad accident and bleed all over the place that you can smell the booze inside their in their blood.

That might be them lying to me. Yeah. It sounds like an anecdote, but it could be right, right? It could be just him breathing too. Well, you sweat out. When you smell like booze, you smell like booze, especially when you're like sweating it out. Because that's pure alcohol. Yeah, Billy's right.

BAC of 0.10 equals 0.10% or one-tenth of 1%. You're right. Billy's right. Someone maybe took an alcohol safety class recently. Yeah, was that mandatory? Mandatory, you know, college stuff. All right. Yeah, so I think I think the answer is.

You could get buzz, but the other person would have to be, like, dangerously, dangerously close to death in order to also get drunk. Let's check out the highest BAC ever. 1.48 BAC by an unnamed Polish man, of course. Legend. Yeah. Well, he caused a car accident. It caused several injuries. Oh.

So. But Poland's got the highest alcoholism rate of anywhere. They, like, booze. Is there a reason? It's a cultural thing? Is there a reason? Coping with depression. The Russians.

Yeah, the Russians. Being between Germany and Russia has sucked for thousands of years. Like, you're getting conquered by one set of people, then another set of people, then another set of people. You're just like a battleground. Also, just abundant potatoes. So you got to do something with them. Make vodka. Make vodka.

Good question, though. Yeah, so the answer is you can't get drunk. But you can get buzzed. Getting drunk would be tough. The person would have to be Polish. 1.48, Jesus. Ready for the next one? Yep.

Okay. Hey, what's up? My name is Chompby from Kansas City. We're going to open now. This question was for Aryan. Would you give up one of your pro-bowls to be the first person to find your refutable proof of one of the cryptids you guys talk about, and which person would be? Thanks, love the show.

See you guys. Did you hear that all, Aaron? I kind of cut out at the end. What did it say? Give one of your pro bowls and what? Give up. Would you, I think this is an easy answer from you, but would you give up one of your pro bowls in order to have

irrefutable proof of a cryptid that we talked about and what cryptid would it be? Oh yeah, I give up all four of my pro-bole. I was going to say, I feel like that question should be all of them to be even remotely. I'll give them all four of them-shirts.

I'd go to all four-them-sits. If any of them shit, was proven to be true. And, wait, are you saying that, like, you would discover it or is this just... Yeah, of course I have to be involved in it. Yeah, you would get... You would get the guy's question.

Yeah, you would get the credit for saying, like for if what was one of the cryptos we talked about big foot was real yeah yeah give me take all of them shit how sick how sick would it be if like there was like a whole civilization of big foot like creatures and they just been living in cave complexes for like small foot uh huh you just describe small foot what's that it's the it's the the kids movie well i haven't seen that the kids movie the kids movie about Yetis that live up in the mountains and they've been there for thousands of years. And LeBron James is one of the actors on it.

Zendaya Zendaya is the main character. That's one of my favorite. I remember the movie. It's really about Loki. It's about atheism. It's about atheism. It's about believing that. It's a fire movie.

Is it or did you make it about that? Watch it. Watch it. I'm going to look into this. Watch it, bro. But then they have a ton of technology and psych. So if you had to choose one of them though, if you, one crypted, Let's just say you gave up all your Pro Bowls, but could only pick one that you would get confirmation of.

Which one? I would even say Bigfoot a Yeti, man, because they're, like, they're primates. And so they would, the link between us would be prevalent, right? And then if they are, I would say if they are alive, they would have to be, they would have to have a community that is aware that they're trying to hide, in my opinion. because they've done such a good job of evading our looking for them. So I would say they would have to be a little bit aware, and maybe that's some kind of like evolutionary chain that we haven't really stumbled upon or we miscounted or whatever the case would be.

It would just be interesting for science. That's a good question. I figured that would be the answer. I figured Aaron would want to keep all. Is there any award that you would not give up that you've received? No. take all like none of them awards mean shit to me like literally my mom I don't have any

anything ever I can have an SP I don't I think my mom has that her house like I don't have any award at my house like nothing I don't have anything if you had a Super Bowl ring would you give it up for that I get that shit up too fuck that shit you I don't think that's a fair question to ask like if you had a Super Bowl sorry that doesn't bother me though

okay here's another one hey guys this is Gavin from Rockford Illinois I was just calling the wonder If you were all arrested for a crime, what do you each think you'd be arrested for? I love the show. You guys are all handsome. Love you all. Good question. Nick T. I will go first. I'm trying to think like I.

Triple homicide. I don't. She was pregnant with triplets? That's disgusting. The doctor was a little bit. I'm trying to think if there's a legitimate answer to that, and I don't know. I guess I would be wrongfully accused of, I don't know, something. Murder, yes.

It's possible. Just wrongfully. Well, that is my fear. That wasn't my man's question, though. What would you be arrested for? Like, what would you actually, like, what is something that you can see happening? I jaywalk a lot to the point that it's gotten fairly dangerous.

Yeah, you're a repeat offender. Yeah, I've... Jay Walker, I like, like I've had some close calls here in New York. Beating a homeless man to death. Oh, you know what? That's crazy. If I have another run-in with the homeless, I might be liable to...

With the homeless. Like, they're just one... There have been two separate incidents, and both of them, have made me those are the two angriest like moments i've had since i've lived here so what's the new one what do you mean do you have a new one no no no the first one was before the one i talked about okay a couple years ago um but yeah so yeah one of those two okay what about you billy fighting off 30 to 50 incels in my backyard getting taken down they run in packs like that though

Like an elephant with a bunch of lions around it, though, I don't know, probably, I actually, you would get in trouble for some zoning issues given your apartment right now. Like, like, he would, like, like, doping. Like, he would, he would, like, concoct some type of, like, illegal concox? Yeah, illegal. He would order some muscle gainer. Order some weird shit from China that's like, like, that becomes illegal as it's being shipped over here. They just changed the laws And then they tracked the package to Billy's door

And then Ben Mince picks it up And Ben Mence gets tackled By a swarm of FBI agents And immediately gives you up, narks you out I'll tell you anything you want to know Do that again It's not mine, I swear, hold it for free You sound like

It's Patrick Mahomes I do one impression It's Patrick Mohms Mixed with the voice at on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad at Disney World. Do you know what I'm talking about? No, I'm not for a wildest ride in the wilderness. That's what it sounds like.

When I first heard Patrick Mahomes' voice, it fucked me up. Yeah. It fucked me up. It just wasn't expecting it, man. Yeah, I think he's got like a very distinctive. It's a nice voice. He sounds like super friendly and happy all the time. It is a cool guy, but it is the first time you hear it when he was like,

man, me and Coach Reed just went out there. that we were going to throw the dang football over the yard. Do you think it just makes it makes you, like short circuits your brain real quick. Yeah, fuck me up. Do you think it's one of those things where he had a high voice, but then he just tried to like, it could sound deeper.

Like, maybe. That could be it. You know? Yeah. That can make sense. Aaron, what would you get arrested for? Oh. Animal abuse. Nah.

Because I don't look for it, but... Sounds like it finds you. Yeah. I mean, the dogs do find me. It'll probably be for something stupid, like, we or something in Texas. Because it's still illegal over there, so there's probably something silly like that. About you, Avery. I don't know.

I'm trying to think, like, it'd probably be something like, I play sports still. I do hockey, like men's league hockey and softball. And there's been some fights in men's league hockey where I've like considered like hitting someone like with my stick in the head. What the fuck? Yeah, that could be that. And that's like a deadly. That's like a deadly weapon.

That's like, yeah, that's like assault. Do you have rage problems? No. But there's been time. Like I'm like a teammate guy. So if like someone will do something bad to my teammate, which I've seen multiple times, like I'm like, I'm like. That's a good way to frame it. You're not mad.

You're just protecting. Correct. Too good of a teammate. Your weakness is your strength. Yes. They ride and you ride. Yep. That's really it, though.

I'm trying to think of anything else. Right. You mad, dog. I'm terrified. I've thought about this before. I'm terrified that I'm going to get arrested for tax fraud. Yeah, me too. I don't.

I think this is a recurring theme, Billy and I don't know what the fuck we're doing in terms of like financial. So I would be afraid that I wouldn't like file my taxes right. or I wouldn't know how to file my taxes and I would do them wrong. I don't know what that's technically tax fraud, but I would file my taxes wrong and the IRS would be out to get me.

But honestly, part of my take kind of called my fears about that because Hank didn't pay taxes for like two years one time. Wow, yeah. And he's fine. But I think I'm going to have to like, because this is going to be like my first year, not as a dependent, I don't think.

And so... But the good news is the government doesn't really want to go out. after you that bad. Yeah, I don't have any money. They probably owe you money, in which case they don't mind the fact that you're giving them an interest-free loan. Yeah.

And so then you just get around to filing your taxes when you do, then they pay you. Yeah, I think I'm going to have to go to like H&R block or something. So I've been doing, I was a volunteer income tax assistant, so I'd help. Okay. So, but the thing is with that, with this job, sometimes you, like, there's, you end up putting your money in various weird places just like to stay up with. what everyone's talking about be it like gambling you're starting to incriminate yourself very much i was like what the fuck are you talking like crypto coins okay that's just a you thing i sound

just because we work here well correct a lot of people do it here and then you got you get like a fight check that you don't really know what to do with oh like do i pay that tax in west virginia then you don't know if if all the mealworms that you buy count is an agricultural expense and then you take the money and you put it into other things but then you realize that that that money he was untaxed when you got it. So then you just put into another asset, but then you have to take it out. We're gaining a lot of insight right now.

Hey, yeah, Billy just heavily incriminated himself. Yeah. Well, I luckily haven't gotten into that yet, and I don't gamble. But, and I'm also an intern still. So I'm still on an hourly wage. So I don't know what that means in terms of taxes. You get everything taken out of your check.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, not much to be taken out, but yeah. But then that and also when I filled out my HR paperwork to work here, I didn't have an address in New York yet. So I put it in my home address. So I get paid or I get Ohio taxes taken out, not New York taxes. So they're less of a, am I incriminating myself?

Yep. Let's move on. I am afraid that I will get arrested. for stealing something because every time i go into a store i always happen to have like a bottle of something on me or like a c4 can like i'll have a bottle of like howl sparkling water or i'll have some sort of drink that i bring into a store and ever since i saw home alone i've always been afraid of like walking out of a store holding something and having the cashier be like thief thief stop. And then I just like went out in that panic.

Stop that man. Yeah, exactly. And then I get, I get jacked up because I look shady sometimes. I look like a guy that could be a shoplifter. So that's a fear of mind. The other fear of mine is that I'm going to get arrested for selling fake IDs because the Virginia State Police are still looking for me. So there's that. Did you used to sell fake IDs?

And I used to allegedly sell fake IDs in college just for a period of time, just to. Or was this your brother then? No, yeah, it's my brother that used to do it. And he would sell fake IDs for just like a few weeks a month or so at a time in college. And at one point, somebody got caught with their fake ID, told the police where they got it from. Next thing you know, I'm out of college. I'm living in Charlottesville, Virginia. I get a call from my dad.

And he says, or sorry, my brother gets a call from my dad. And my dad says, hey, just letting you know. No, two Virginia ATF agents just pulled up to the house and asked me where you were. And I was like, oh, no, what did you tell him? And he goes, I told him, I had no idea where you were. At that point, I was like, my dad's a fucking G. Thank you, dad. He's a writer.

I didn't know that he had that in him, but he was like, I wasn't going to tell him where you were. He's like, just be on the lookout that, like, I don't know what they're after, but they're looking for you. So I called a lawyer, had my lawyer get in touch with the Virginia State Police. they were looking into me for making copies of the state seal of Virginia excuse me my brother making copies of the state seal of Virginia and then my lawyer just basically told them to fuck off and that I wasn't going to talk to them and so that's the last I've heard from them but I do know some other people that got in trouble in that operation

so I'm always also went home that day and then the lights all cut off in my house at night and I was like oh shit they're raiding me I sold like 15 my brother sold 15 fake IDs in college and I thought I was getting like rated by a SWAT team. Anyways, still to this day, I'm afraid that that's going to catch up to me. So, you're good, man. I think it'll be straight. I think I'm okay. I think it'll be straight.

Yeah. It's going to be good. Do you believe fake ID? I actually have two IDs right now, which is illegal. I had, I had my, I had my old ID, right? and which my people apply for because I lost my wallet. And so, but then, so my people applied for a new ID. My financial team, they have, I have like services around that they do shit like

this for you for. But so I applied for the new one. But then in the midst of me waiting for them to hit me back, the people from, they used to, I used to have, like, the Texans have a plug, like at the DMV. He hit me back before they got back to me. And he was like, well, just take you. We'll go get it. And I was like, bad.

So we just re took the picture. but then they sent they had put in the application so and they sent it anyway so that have two valid IDs one of me was like short hair and one of me uh with a new picture yeah so i actually think that the person that called in asked this question is a cop and they just got us all too much good job you'll make detective soon enough you'll make detective soon enough hey do one more are we done yeah let's do one more Now I'm really scared that some tax person is going to come. No, you're good.

Are you more scared of the IRS or incels? Aren't they both the same? I'm scared of them for different reasons. That's their day job. Insoles I haven't done anything too. So IRS probably. Yeah, that's the problem. Yeah, true.

Okay, ready, last one. So on, guys. Joe from Illinois, and I got hypothetical. You're being reborn as a human. You can pick where you want to be born, but you will be placed there in a random year of human history. So if you choose America, you could be born as one of the first Native Americans in America,

or you could be born in 1920, lived through Great Depression and died of World War II. Where would you want to be born? Love to show, guys. Thank you. Okay, so you cut out a little bit. So the gist of it is you get to pick a place where you're born again, knowing what you know now, but it's in a random time period. So if you picked America, it could be in the 1600s when it was before it was colonized or it could be now or if you picked like, I don't know, like Egypt or wherever. Am I. Am I black? Am I black?

You are black. You're you. It's you, but you just can choose wherever you want, but you can't choose the time period. I'm definitely not picking America now. It's a good question, though. I'm... Like, there aren't a lot of places where it's been good for a while. Yeah, really?

Moro, mora, mora. Bora, okay, good answer. Because most places kind of suck. Let's be honest. Yeah. Even the good places aren't that great, and you're taking a huge chance. You're taking a chance. Yeah, because it could be, I mean, if he said any period of time, it could be 10,000 years ago and you're in the ice age or whatever, and you're with woolly mammoths.

Yeah. I'm going to say, I'm going to say Galapagos, the Galapagos Islands. I love the Galapagos. They're on the equator, so it's never going to be that hot or that cold, really, or probably not that cold at least. You got chill animals around you, plentiful saviche, good food, good beaches. seems like a nice place to hang out. I'm trying to think what the worst part of human history would ever be in the Galapagos Islands and probably be just like, worst case scenario, just lonely, just bored a little bit.

Volcanic eruptions? Yeah, it does have volcano on it. Yep, good point. Hurricanes. Did Americans take slaves from there? Galapagos, no. No. Also, I guess you're whites.

Yep. I would actually go back to the prehistoric times. No, you don't choose that. You pick the place. We know, we know that you would hang out. You picked the place. And then fate picks the time. Oh, Jesus.

You'd be good in most errors, man. So you just pick the place that you want to be comfortable in. Honestly, oh, fuck yeah. No, I'd be, I'd go in fucking. ancient oh my god you name a country you pick the place

Greece isn't a bad Greece though because Greece they they have like a long history yeah so civilization of civilization so the chances are better there than most places there was a point where it got fairly iffy though it got fairly iffy but Billy listen we don't judge

we don't shame okay okay but yeah but come on the heart wants what the heart wants so Billy can be there he can compete in any events that he wants. Yeah. They've got a long tradition of just athleticism. Yeah.

And wrestling, a lot of wrestling. Take a boat to roam if it's during the bad time. Yeah. Yeah, great. And probably athletically compared to the ancient Greece, I'm probably like a specimen. There you go. Because their average height back then was like 5'2.

So they'd probably think I was like Goliath. Like, turns out... Definitely, you wouldn't be an Inso there. But who knows what they actually looked like back then? Yeah, I don't know. They made statues of themselves. What do you mean? I know, those were all like...

I know, Billy. Yeah. So I actually, I would change my answer, if not Galapagos, I would say Italy, but for a lot of the same reasons that you said Greece. I think those are two sides of the same coin. But Italy was pretty bad before the Roman Empire. Like, it wasn't that chill. It wasn't like Greece. I'm trying to figure out what the size of the size.

of a Greek person. Italy wasn't that chill fairly recently either. That's true. It's true. Italy's only been chill for a little bit. I think it's been off and on chill. Yeah,

middle ages would be pretty rough. My answer is very simple. I'm sick of a night here. Yeah, I'll take my chances. But there's only 275 years. That's a really small margin of Billy. He said it could be

any time in history dropped on the plot of land we are right now. It could have been thousands of years ago. It doesn't have to be since the incorporation of the United States. I know. So the United States was only 200 years. Billy, it could have been where we're sitting right now 5,000 years ago before the United States existed. You guys are right. Yeah. But why would you want to live here before the United States existed? I think he's saying he just loves America so much. He'd rather take his chances. I'm saying I'm taking my chances it will be also like you would be a lot of the place down like

Sasquatch well first of all in this guy's example no in this guy's example he said if you were born here you would be a Native American you're not being reborn as yourself you're being reborn like you were born in that time period in that place this I imagine Big T

just gets dropped Big T just gets dropped in a native tribe wearing all Tennessee gear orange we're an hour five podcast the questions are hard to wrap your head around

I respect Big T's choice I would personally say just Tennessee if I were you Why? Because I mean I'll go I like exploring America I'll go anywhere

Okay I'll take Tennessee then I would like to be dropped in Tennessee You can take the rest of the country Okay I guess I'm the real Tennessee fan here Yeah I'm still going Bora Bora Yeah

Bora is a good choice too Yeah Anyone else? Is this a dumb answer if I say that one island that no one is allowed to go to? They're like sentenese island because it's been the same forever. And if I'm born into it, then they wouldn't kill me. And like honestly, the whole world's protecting you to make sure that. Yeah, no one's fucking with me.

Yeah. And I feel like the sentinelese islands, they don't. They don't, like, fight each other. No, no, no, no, that's what I'm saying. I think, I think they do. I think there's, like, two tribes that have been at war for, like, thousands of years. No way. Yeah.

How would we know? Yeah, but how do you know there's... They've been studying them. How do you study them? They can't even touch, they can't even look at them. With drones. Are you kidding me? Yeah.

Yeah, but I think that would be my... Because it's like, you kind of know what you're getting into no matter what time... How do you know that somebody's at war for thousands of years by flying... Because they know that there's two camps, like where they live, like, have they seen conflict that's they don't know why they don't live with each other

uh just leaving a little they're flying drones so fucking weird that'd be an interesting question I wouldn't think so right if there's no outside like connection to like

so their diet is fruits tubers that grow wild in the island eggs from seagulls or turtles small game like wild pigs or birds they carry bows and arrows as well as spears and knives and unwelcome visitors have learned to respect their skill with all of the above

and they know how to use iron which is pretty advanced salvage crews they light bonfires on the beach no one knows their language no one outside of North Sentinel Island actually knows what they call themselves how to greet them

or what their view of the world is and their role on it. I'm looking at a thing that said, okay, so in 2018, they killed an American missionary tourist. No one knows how to greet them. Yeah. And it says that their language does not

go along with those of neighboring islands. Yeah. Where is it on a map? Like, what's it by? It's in between India and Sri Lanka, right? It's like, no, it's, it's like northeast of Sri Lanka. Is that Cambodia or Laos? It's northeast?

Yeah. So it's like, it's on the way to the Vietnamese subcontinent from India. It says there are only a handful of tribe members left. It's not a bad choice, honestly. I like the creativity. Yeah, I feel like your best chances are in Europe. just like have like a good because like you got the you know

you could end up in the renaissance or you could end up just like now um it's the islands rated five stars on what on Google on Google um I'm gonna leave some nasty ass reviews for the Sentinelese Islands on Yelp got here got killed was actually they didn't like my book

what let's see Sinhalese oh okay so on okay so based on this article I'm reading it said India takes a census based on photos taken from afar and in its first census of the island taken in 1991 it estimated 117 people were living there and in 2011 it only counted 15 people oh geez it's like you guys know about the boat that got too close like the big yeah the liner and they discovered like different types of metals and stuff crazy yeah dude they started ripping apart the boat and they scrapped it yeah and now they got a bunch of new

they learned about all different types of things Jesus so they that's like that's how I think if an alien ship crashed on earth how we would react that we like strip it and try to figure out technology you're probably right it would be a very similar reaction because we wouldn't be we wouldn't know how to greet them or talk to them yeah but if you're seeing

arrival there's ways that we can try to communicate and we should we're going to view them as hostile and I just think that's the wrong way to go man yeah that's yeah that's what goes on on these islands the thing is this island isn't even that far no it's yeah it's really not that far what is it called centen uh north sentinel north sentinelese islands the the the group of islands that it's on is home to like several indigenous groups oh it's in between india and me and mar i'm i'm i'm checking it out on satellite.

There you go. All right. We got anything else. We're good to call it a day. Good to go, man. I think we're all good. Thank you guys for leaving voicemails. Thank you guys.

Good questions. Anything that we said on the show cannot be used to prosecute us. It was all satire, parody law. We're joking. Nice try, detective. He almost had us. We will see you guys on Tuesday morning for another episode of, macro dosing. Love you guys.