Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - NANODOSE: Yerba Mate

Episode Date: September 1, 2022

On today's episode of Nanodosing, the crew (minus Arian) investigates Billy's Yerba Mate, recaps Tuesday's episode, and answers voicemails. Make sure to tune into Macrodosing every Tuesday at 12am EST.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. You're not going to want to drink that before you drink this. Okay. Hold on, wait. We need to start recording. I'm recording. Yeah, hang.

So that's on tape? All right. Billy just brought what appears to be a cauldron of sage into the studio. So I have no idea what this is on the table. It looks like if you built a bong out of grass clippings. Well, it's a gourd. And then I have a energy drink right here And Billy told me

Do not drink that for some reason I don't know I'm just I'm a little concerned Billy It looks as it looks as though you've got a witch's brew here No so basically there's a bunch of people in South America Addicted to this shit Oh great They literally literally that makes me feel a lot better

Thanks Billy look up your Uruguay in Congress And you'll just see a bunch of politicians With these gourds With thermuses of hot water I don't appreciate you saying like Look up your going to Congress to me, like I don't watch

Uruguay and Congress videos all the time. Oh, you do? Of course. When they fight? No, I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. Oh, yeah, no. Youruguay in Congress is kind of wild. First country to legalize weed, I think,

uh, recreationally. But they all have these thermuses with this stuff called matte. Uh, you might know, no free ads, but there's some matte companies in the U.S. that sell canned matte, but this is how matthes is supposed to be consumed. So I have two, so you're supposed to have metal straws with filters on the end save the turtles yeah but it's actually really cool i'm going to sip some what what side effect should i expect from this aside being becoming cripplingly addicted to urbamate and also potentially getting elected to yurguyen congress from people on twitter who responded to your tweet they

say it just tastes like shit and does nothing okay well they didn't drink enough all right i'll be the judge of that uh fucking the internet doesn't work so i have to connect to my phone Wi-Fi to pull this up. But basically, there's active ingredients in here that have calming effects and then there's caffeine, tons of thineine. It's honestly just like tea on cocaine.

I'll try some. Where does the calming effect come into that? It sounds more like a 4-Loco, which has alcohol and caffeine. Billy just got this original formula for Loco. That's what this is. All right.

The other straw? Yeah. Okay. Should I let it sit for a second? Yeah. Watch out. Don't spill it. Why does it have to be served in a garden pot?

It's a gourd, and it's the traditional consumption. Where'd you get this, Billy? I know, again. Chinatown. No. It's not Chinese. Did you expense this? I did not expense this.

Okay, no, I'm just asking questions. This is something I have in my house when I work from home on Fridays. I tend to imbibe in the matte and write a bunch of, blogs. We need to go read Billy's blogs from Monday through Thursday and then compare them with the ones from Fridays. I was just going to say let's see if Billy is actually more productive on Fridays or I'm actually

way more... In his house getting high on your... Just see if the content changes at all. Ooh. Oh. Dude, this is grass clippings. This is like leaves. Honestly, my initial reaction is this tastes like if you

took a pile of dried leaves, and then you mix them up in rain water. Wait till it hits. You guys want to sit? You guys want to hit this? Yeah, hey, put some more in here. You keep diluting it, Billy. It's also, uh... Oh, is it powdery on top?

No, it's that. Those are leaves. There's filter. There's a filter. I'm telling you, it tastes straight up like leaves, like a pile of leaves. It reminds me of autumn. Yeah. Actually, it reminds me a little bit of football.

You're still a little... Billy, you've filled it up the top. Go for it. Yeah, it's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. Yeah, that aftertaste is a hard stuff. Oh, Messi drinks it. Yeah, dude.

That's good. Some people are saying, who would have thought Billy knows about Argentinian tea drinking habits? Legit looks like something from the conjuring. I don't know what it is, but every South American soccer player drinks them before games.

Billy football. Oh, that's good. Yeah, dude, this stuff gets you pumped. How much do you have to drink for it to feel in effect? Um, I mean, people like habitually drink it all day. So does this make you a soccer guy instead of a football guy now? No, I'm just into different herbs, neutropics. Totally.

I got to say, I'm, uh, I'm buzzing a little bit. Totally buzzing. Oh, yeah. I like this. Mate dosing. Mote dozing. Yeah, all right. we are minus avery is out of the studio right now he's come back in but we're minus arian today again

aryan is uh still participating in um an event he's changing the world he's changing the world right now not going to get into what it is until he comes back on the show we'll let him tell you guys about it but i wasn't contact with him yesterday i think he kind of bit off a little bit more than he could chew on this one so he's he's uh not having fun this week it's a lot more intensive than he thought it was going to be but i'll let him get into that if he wants to but yeah we're back we're going to do some voicemails today it's going to be small nanodosing maybe just like a also beef if you want yeah we can we can beef we'll see how much time we have on this one but uh i wanted to first clean up from tuesday's episode and see if we found anything more about those

commenters about the the new subsection of the internet that we discovered so basically and if you miss tuesday's show we're talking about the people that comment on youtube videos of live mouse feedings um so basically there are certain people who get so if you couldn't tell a lot of the comments were like porn hub comments yeah there were porn hub comments except for for rat and mouse and rabbit snuff videos yes they're getting attacked by lizards and snakes it takes a lot to shock me and i was shocked yeah i was too i i mean the level of of joy perverse joy they were taking from watching these animals die was it was sexual wasn't it big tea yeah they were like oh that crunch is so satisfying yeah another little piggy bites the dust that one was great room set up

that the little piggy couldn't escape i mean everything that you could think of that was in relation to how the animals were killed and eaten and had their neck snapped these people commented on and enjoyed. So it basically from what I looked into, there was a commentary by a psychologist who there was another forum post like why do people like these videos? Why are they so obsessed by them? And it has to do with a certain like sadistic tendency that gets expressed through gratification when seeing stuff like that happen. And then it sort of is kind of gives them a high. of sorts and it may not be intrinsically sexually related but in sometimes it crosses over into that boundary and actually uh there's a big connection with the i think it's called the

toolbox killer or the toy box killer okay i forget let me look it up real quick but the toolbox killer um yeah so Lawrence biddicker it's like this guy was a serial killer and rapist who this is like the other end of the spectrum on this like way too far who used to like kidnap people and like torture them and like break like do really fucked up stuff so that's like the totally wait so what relation does he have to snuff videos of like animals and um because it's the same sort of uh sadistic behavior just one is a microcosm of the other Okay, so the way that he used to kill people was related in some way to these videos? Kind of like it's the same sort of psyche in a way.

Okay. It's just like how serial killers sometimes kill small animals before they start killing people. Right. It doesn't surprise me that there would be some sort of relationship there. But man, it is, it's bad stuff. And now you might be wondering at home, like Billy seemed to kind of defend the people that were uploading these videos a little bit last with the uploaders, but not the commenters. Now, why would that be, Brian Winhorseface?

Why would Billy defend these videos of rats and mice getting killed and choked out by snakes? Well, maybe it's because Billy used to be a animal snuff film uploader. No, I did not, no, no, no. Not used to, I think it's once you've done it, you are one. No, can you, can you not move on? I thought we were going to talk about this. Yeah, let's talk about it. Okay, so I used to have animals and-

You still have animals? I, yes. But you also used to do them. It's like the old Mitch Hedberg, Joe. I used to do drugs. I still do them, but I used to. Basically, I had these gigantic frogs that used to eat stuff. And my friends would always be like, no way.

That's not true. So then I, you know, I have the videos and I put them through Google Picasso onto YouTube so I could send them to my friends. They were on private. So they're, and they're not public. They're only listed when you have the link. Are there any comments on them? Zero comments.

Zero comments. So you're a creator. You're a creator of. of the videos, but you're not a commenter. Have you ever commented on a video, Billy? Uh, let me look. I want to see Billy's comment history. I will say having watched billies and watched the channel that we saw the other day,

the guy who has those videos that all the people were commenting on has some in pretty good production value into those videos. It seems like if you were the type of person who was into that kind of thing, he was the Crim de la Crem. Yeah. Because after watching Billy's videos, like that's nothing compared to this guy. This guy has a whole thing. It was just a frog eating a mouse.

and it's just like a frog. Your videos are mid is what Big T's saying. Well, yeah, their mid is then they're not disgustingly violent. It's just like, it's like watching Pac-Man or,

I mean, Kirby, Kirby. Well, what's the, what's the, why am I blanking? Kirby. Yeah, suck up something. It was like, it's cool like that. Okay, yeah.

Just like, whoa, that three-pound frog just ate a mouse in one bite. It's no different from playing Pac-Man. Yeah. Yeah, well, okay. I'll say something in Billy's defense. I think that it's way less suspicious to have a really low quality like no production effort video put in than it is to have

somebody that's got like a GoPro on the mouse that has you know multiple camera angles inside the terrarium specific lighting after effects editing captions yeah i mean like look at this this is just this is just a video of a bearded dragon eating mealworms like that's not graphic at all it's just him eating the worms. Why did you take this video, though? I mean, it's not graphic at all. I'm just, I'm curious why you upload this video. Because you're a kid with a camera and you just like take videos and things.

It was some of my first content creation. Okay. This is where it started. And then football tapes. Yeah, so basically those worms, my science teacher has to experiment on. And then there was a bunch left over. And I was like, oh, I can feed these to my bearded dragon? You're like, can I take these home?

Can I take these home? I took them home. Did you ask you, you asked like special permission? Like, hey, what are you going to do with your leftovers? Yeah. So I took him home to my bearded dragon. He ate them. And then I showed my friends, look, here's my bearded dragon, eating the worms from class.

Oh, no. My friend online, Rick Muscles, just tweeted at me because he saw the picture of your little device here. And he says, I'm going to poop. As a poop guy, I can't afford to be taking on risks like this, Billy. Oh, I forgot. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's a really good.

It's pretty sick. Get the bowels moving? Let me get one more sip. Buzing. Maybe I'll like it better the second time. Let me top you up Do they make a Wait, what?

Top you up Top me up, Billy Yeah, make it real wet Billy Oh, come on What? Don't spill it, don't spill it Oh, you're spilling it everywhere It's tilted

Okay, I'm gonna Billy, you literally fill it up So it's like convex Of course we're gonna spill There's no surface tension on here, Billy Yeah suck that down no it's just as gross the second time

some of us just don't have a taste for it yeah i guess you got a gag reflex what can i say well how long you've been drinking this stuff i don't know i i only rarely i used to do it a lot more than i ran out and then it's like green tea is just easier to make and handle so is this different is this different than normal green tea this is way different this is from a matte plant like it's kind of like coca leaf type stuff okay so so i see some of the urban matte in stores yeah and i buy it sometimes it tastes good i like the taste of that because it's like flavored and they make it for like americans yeah but is that is that the same type of drink the ones that

you can get in stores or is this like noticeably different i mean this one's stronger and it's like the ones you get in stores is like watered down and like made to taste good but But then they say it has all the health benefits that this one has. Yeah. I just get the pomegranate one. I get the mint flavored. The mint flavored one's not bad. I've had the unflavored, which tastes more like this.

But still, even that is Americanized. Now I have to shit. I just realized. Oh, Bill, you got a poop? You a poop guy? Yeah, but I'm going to be able to make it through the end of the episode. It's not good. It's not good for your colon to hold your poop in.

Thank you. Thank you, Mad Dog. You're welcome. And, you know, I'm in your defense. as you can be a poop guy all you want well i don't think i am a poop guy now when i have when i have had to leave this podcast to poop it's after about like four hours there's a difference and then i've been holding it for a while and then we finish up with a certain segment i'm like i got to go but it's it's infrequent billy's labeling me as a poop guy i think a little bit unfairly it's

because you don't hold your poop and be polite about and go like take a good time to go poop you'll just be like i got a poop and hold up everybody else no he doesn't also he's going to grow up with an exceptionally grow up you are grown up but you're going to mature with an exceptional colon and Billy is going to have to have to have like six feet

of his colon cut out when he's like 40 sad but true don't put that evil on me sad but true because you hold your poop in Big T how are we doing over there I was watching another video I had to turn it off I was reading more comments I think you might be becoming radicalized Big T

no you seem to be very very interested in this well we were talking about it yeah there's no part of you that like morbid curiosity you're just you're getting a little bit of enjoyment no I turned it off I couldn't watch it anymore where some more comments oh it was just uh one said I love why this one was a snake it said I love watching him have dinner time I was I was like you know this enough for me oh I love those guys I love them in like a anthropological way

I love studying them so Billy have we have we tracked down any commenters and found out more about their internet history um that was a little more difficult a lot of them had anime was a big

uh commons nominator yeah commons nominator vend diagram it's a circle fight videos okay was another one um

there wasn't some people the less crazy commenters who were like, whoa, that was crazy that like frog just messed him up like had more overlap with other animal fight videos like a lot of like that sounds like you

Battle of Kruger I think I'm in that category yeah for sure where it's like you know a little more regular but just like like crazy shit like hunting videos that sort of stuff

but then the more sadistic ones had a little more fringe ideas in overlap with weirder topics. Yeah, so it sounds like there are two distinct types of commenters that comment on these. Yeah. And then like other people are just, you know, uh, you know, into herps, herpetology, reptiles, amphibians, uh, and we're hobbyists. There's another overlap. And then there was just a little more sadistic people. I would assume that some of these people that are into the,

like the sexual side commenting on these videos, they're also probably really into anime or you said anime, they're really into ASMR. They're into, they probably watch a lot of videos of women just speaking softly into a microphone. Yeah,

maybe like squishing things. If you're like they're into like squish sounds. On YouTube, there isn't that much content, but I could totally imagine that sort of infiltrating into like a, you know, like the Twitch streams.

Mm-hmm. The ASMR. I don't know. Audio porn. Yeah. Audio porn. Yeah. Well,

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So let's get into, you want to do some voicemails right off the bat? Yep. Because we didn't do that on Tuesday show. We went long, so we saved them for today. Right. Also, people are getting mad at me on the Discord. for what for not beefing last week

okay we'll beef maybe we can beef I'm all hopped up on matte I'll fucking beef I know square up Billy just wants to yell at people just wants people

to discord in and Billy would be like shut up no no fuck you are you drinking more yeah I think I'm addicted

let me top you up yeah top me up yeah top me up Bill let me get that top I want to rip of a voicemail yeah let's do some voicemails yeah you'll pass the matte

What's up, crew? This is Zach from California. So my question is, if you guys were, if individually, if you were to walk into a room and everybody in the history of the world, dead or alive, was in that room, who would be the first person that you looked for? So love to hear answers. Love the show. Thanks, guys. Dead or alive, any human being, if you could walk into a room, Who would you want to see first? Would they all be able to communicate with me?

Yeah, that's kind of the point. Could we assume, like, for example, like, Genghis Khan speaks English? Yeah, it's like in the good place where it automatically translates whatever you say. But also, bear in mind that if you go up to Genghis Khan, he'd probably just kill you. Or fuck you. No, dude, he probably both. No, no, Genghis Khan. I think the other way around.

People forget that people back then were physically inferior to people now. They were tiny. Wait, are you saying that you would kick Genghis Khan's ass? I would beat the shit out of Genghis Khan You're fucking insane He's like the greatest warrior of all time He no How many people do you think he killed

Way more than I've ever killed How many people do you think he had sex with Way more than Yeah Genghis Khan was likely about 5'8 Okay yeah I could beat Billy's ass So me and Genghis Khan were the same size No I'd actually want to talk to Alexander the Great

Because he had some of the first contact With different cultures and like I want to hear his stories because like it's just wild his his story is wild okay PFT I I keep going back and forth there's a couple of yeah there's a couple people that I'm thinking of I think it would either be Socrates or Weird Al I think those are the two that I want to talk to. Weird Al Yankovich? Yeah.

You know Weird Al? You could talk to Weird Al right now. No, I can't. How can I talk to Weird Al? DM on Twitter. I bet you could probably get in touch with Weird Al within 40. I mean, actually, he has a documentary coming out. I think he's like, no, it's just a movie.

Yeah, but he might like come on the show. He could be on part of my take like next week. Yeah. Weird Al. I just love Weird Al. I think not all of his songs are like fantastic. I'm not like a Weird Al music super fan. I like a lot of his stuff.

But I think he's just a really nice guy. And an interesting person. Yeah. And I think that he's had a very, very cool life. And he seems like just a good dude and nobody has anything bad to say about him. And I respect him. I respect the work that he's done. I think weird hours is as close to Jesus as we get in today's society.

So either him or Socrates. Maybe, hmm, now I'm thinking back and thinking a little bit deeper. I might want to just talk to Thomas, Jefferson and be like, hey, man, you know that you didn't invent all that shit. Like all that stuff that you said you invented, like, just be honest, you're a bullshit artist. Because he gets credited with so many inventions that he, I guarantee you, Thomas Jefferson did not have time to be designing a brand new country, serving as a diplomat, a world-class inventor, and also just a kind of a scumbag in his personal life.

Like he stole those ideas from somebody else That's what I'm saying Like Thomas Jefferson did not invent the elevator Give me a fucking break dude Is he credited with that? I don't know he's got an elevator in his house And he says like he was he's credited As being one of the first to have it

Am I dumb? I thought that was Alexander Graham Bell I know he was the phone No Bell was the phone Otis. I thought he also did the elevator Otis elevator Oh elevators have been around

Since like Asian Egypt That's like a pulley system though Yeah but the pulley system pulled people up In an elevator but a modern day elevator okay I'm going to look up mine's hair styles bong he's in town right now

I'm gonna see him in two weeks from today throw a chicken nugget at him let's see we've got here's some things JFK would be up there oh that's right the dumb waiter they said that Thomas Jefferson invented the dumb waiter not the elevator my mistake

my mistake the revolving bookstand which is a fucking dumb waiter essentially the great clock he invented a big clock so he took a clock he's like i'd like to make this larger they're like wow great another another great idea by tj well done we're going to name a fucking high school of math and science after you because you made a clock bigger the wheel cipher whatever that is oh he invented the polygraph machine which doesn't work great job

thomas jefferson how many how many innocent people have died because of thomas jefferson's invention of the polygraph, the macaroni machine. This, this motherfucker, he claims that it wasn't an Italian person that invented macaroni. He thinks he invented macaroni. Maybe he did. He invented the pedometer. Well, maybe the shape. How many steps you get in today?

You can thank Thomas Jefferson for that. That's good. He did not invent any of these things. As a, as a Virginian, do you know the three things Thomas Jefferson wanted on his tombstone? Oh, I know. I know the thing. thing he was most proud of. What's that?

The thing he was most proud of was founding the University of Virginia. That is one of the, he wanted author of the Declaration of Independence and of the statute of Virginia for religious freedom and father of the University of Virginia. Father of the University of, hey, congratulations. There are a bunch of nerds that go to shitty football games wearing ties. Good job, T.J. Hey, leave Jake Mousaak alone. No, bring Jake Mousa into it.

Good job, good job, TJ. Listen, I lived in Charlottesville for a year and a half, which I understand is not like that long of a time to live in a place. Charlottesville is a lovely town. I really enjoy Charlottesville. But any town, yeah. What year and a half did you live there? Well, 2016, 2017, 2018, big team.

No, I lived there 2007, 2008. And that statute that they had of the Confederate General that was in the park that they were going to tear down and then, you know, that's where the whole race right thing started. I used to walk past that statue. my way home after work every night and I would pee on that statue now I didn't know what the statue was of that's just I was leaving work or leaving a bar and at that point I had to pee and so that was just a good place for me to pee but I happened to be peeing on that statue almost every night

so all the neo-Nazis that were standing outside with their tiki torches they were actually standing on my old pee so checkmate checkmate it was a long it was a long trap by me it's like that scene in Braveheart where they pour all the oil on the field and then they wait for the English army to come there, then they light arrows and shoot the arrows at it. That's what I was doing with baked Alaska. How's my piss, bitch? He's going to have to wear that for the rest of his life. Stand in my piss. But yeah, Charlott'sville's a nice town. But that's a distraction from the point that I think that the University of Virginia, and this has nothing to do with the fact that they didn't let me in, even though I did apply there

and I wanted to go to school there. Not sour grapes at all on my part. I think that the school is filled with nerds and I'm not a big fan of the school and also they broke that's where you know that picture of me with a broken nose after a rugby game it was a UVA rugby player that did that. Are you salty you didn't get in? No not at all

I'm glad. I'm real glad a little salty? Not nah no no no oh also you know what they call they don't call themselves freshman sophomore junior and senior you know why they don't call themselves seniors because I think it was TJ that said

no one should ever consider themselves to be a senior educated person in anything because education is a lifetime value so they call themselves first year second year third year fourth year there they also call it the grounds it's not campus yep that's true that's true also they let in that pothead chris long so how how good an institute of higher learning can it be was he in state yeah were you in state yeah who was the better athlete it was really between me and he he probably we took my spot there yeah you're like we got we got one more position let we got two uh two recruits we're looking at for defensive end it's either the son of howie long or this kid that uh is a backup goalie on his high school team who are we going to go with and they went with chris they didn't

win anything though so you never know never know what could have happened but no i'm not bitter at all i just think that honestly thomas jefferson is a fraud so big team Do you have someone you would want to be in a room with? Yeah, I can't believe I'm going. I can't believe Jesus lasted to three. I feel like even... All of his opinions are written down and everyone knows his opinions on everything. I feel like he'd be a pretty interesting guy to talk to.

Hopefully I'm going to get... I'm going to see him eventually. Yeah. Yeah, but like, I mean, this is your, your chance. Yeah. But then also, uh, George Washington. What'd you ask George? I just think he's, he's the most interesting American probably else. ever.

Really? Teddy Roosevelt's existed. Teddy Roosevelt blows George Washington out of the water. Helped found this country. Then was the first president. Could have been president

as long as he wanted to, which dozens of his predecessors probably wished they could have. Yeah. Not predecessors, successors. And then he chose to leave and establish the greatest form of government

that's ever existed in the history of the world. So you would take George Washington. Honestly, I would take Randy Savage over George Washington in terms of interesting Americans. I think Randy Savage is underrated. Just imagine it would be so fun hanging out with the macho man. Just have him yell at you the entire time. Mad Dog, do you know who the macho man is?

No. Yeah, I didn't think so. I could see spacing out. You're like, uh, that's one of those references that PFT makes. I don't understand. The macho man, he was in the Slim Jim commercials. Oh, yeah. Beefy, juicy, tasty, crunchy.

Stop into a slim jam. Let me tell you. something, brother. RIP. RIP. Drove his car into a tree. Very sad. Who was this guy?

Randy Savage. He was a wrestler. He was a wrestler. And he, I guess he had a heart attack while he was driving and accelerated because that's how intense he was.

It just drove straight into a tree. Yeah, right off the turnbuckle. He knew. He knew. He's like, oh, this is a big one. Listen, I love I love the macho. man he would laugh at this he was a character unlike any other i would i would love to talk to him but

i guess george washington isn't a bad choice it's kind of basic jfk george washington had really bad teeth who his breath would have stank who died with a lot of secrets that's what i was saying maryland monroe oh yeah but i feel like we all know her secrets jfk probably had some uh actually you know what lee harvey oswald oh i think i would rather talk to Lee Harvey Oswald than JFK because JFK doesn't know yeah he he was just like cruising down the street next thing you know Jesus it's up he didn't die until he got to the hospital that's true but I don't think he he didn't see unless the shooter was on the grassy knoll then he might have seen him the Lee Harvey Oswald he knows exactly what went into the plan to kill

of JFK LBJ yeah he's a great legislator he's an efficient law passing president also he used to take meetings when he was taking a shit and he would just whip his dick out sometimes yeah he jumbo yeah he nicknamed his penis jumbo and he would just like pull it out or he would he wouldn't like pull it out but he would get changed in front of people that he was talking to in a political environment and just so that they would see

like the type of man that you're dealing with right now have you heard the phone call he was making to someone he was like he wanted new suits and he was like be sure to tell them in the pants i need extra room in the crotch yep because it rides up and i think he used the term bunghole yeah he did he did it's a great phone call if you haven't heard a bunghole yeah he strikes me as a guy that would use the word like son of a bitch a lot and goddamn bunghole you bunghole um yeah okay those are those are those are and choices, but Jesus and George Washington. Yeah. My two favorite people. I like that.

Weird Al, I think, still gives Jesus a run for his money. Totally. Avery, who you got? I'm trying to think, like, I had a lot of time to think, and I couldn't think of anything that would make it better than, like, Weird Al.

Oh, what about Hitler just so you could kick his ass? Yeah, I like that a lot. Yeah. How big was Hitler? Oh, Hitler was time. I could 100% beat the shit out of Hitler. Yeah, I'm confident that, well, he... 5-9. 5-9?

Okay, yeah, I beat him up. Mussolini 5-7. Now, that's... Napoleon Complex. That's interesting, because Mussolini, I've always thought, as being a larger man. He's square. There is a lot of similarities between what Joe Rogan looks like and Mussolini.

Okay. So, like, there's a half-ass chance that Mussolini might know Jiu-Jitsu. Okay. Mussolini also, he used to take his shirt off during speeches. He used to get, he got his dick cut off. What? Yeah. Oh, after he died?

No, no, before. They flipped him upside down and chopped his dick off and killed him. Good. Yeah. I say good. You know his grand, I think he's his granddaughter. She's on Twitter. No, no, no, no.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and she's like verified on Twitter. And so every time she tweets, it's always like so and so Mussolini. It's wild. Yeah. We've got to get Trump off. Taliban and Mussolini's going to be on there. By the way, I'm considering signing up for truth social,

Trump's new social network, because I saw his truth that he put out yesterday. And it sounds like my man's getting emo. He said, like, why are people so mean? That was his truth that he put out. So Trump has reverted back to like eighth grade, you know, middle school girl. Like, God, I just hate, I hate fake friends. he's been listening to a lot of Taylor Swift

yeah he's joined the club he usually does all the attacking now he's like he's making people feel bad for him yeah someday he'll be living in a big old city but all you're ever going to be his meme Trump's like how do the lips get

how do the lips get elected they make people feel bad for them I can be a victim too oh yeah I mean I I think I might sign up for just to observe, but they took it off Google Play yesterday, right, Billy? Yeah.

What do you think about that? I don't really care about it. You are on truth. I'm not on truth. I thought you had a truth account. No, I didn't. It's kind of your job. Didn't I say we should have made a macrodosing truth account because we had dominated all the social media?

I just feel like if somebody was going to have a truth account, it would have been Billy. Not Big T? No, this isn't political at all. It's just because you consider yourself an internet anthropologist. The thing is, I'm going to be honest. All those super right wing, like, think, like, echo chambers are so goddamn boring. Oh, so now the truth is right wing. Yeah, it is.

Interesting. I mean, it's like, it's just, it's boring. I mean, it's all the same shit. No, I know what you're saying because, well, here's where it gets interesting. When you start a website that specifically caters to one type of person, it will be boring at the start because it's just people agreeing with them and people saying, isn't it so great that we can post whatever we want on here without fear of being. canceled by the left. That's how it will start. But then you will get the divides within the new truth channel where people that are further off to one side will get mad at the others for not believing everything they believe. And then there'll be a shitload of infighting and they'll just

tear each other apart. That's what happens when you get into an echo chamber usually. It happens on Twitter too with the left. Like people who who consider themselves to be Democrats just get ripped to shreds. Oh, there's a huge fight right now amongst, uh, trans and non-binary. Yeah. Because of Hunter Schaefer. I have no idea what it's about, but I was just like, what? What did Hunter, who, first of all, who is Hunter Schaefer?

Hunter Schaefer is on the show Euphoria. Okay. And she is a transgender woman who liked a Instagram post about non-binary, like, health rights or something to that matter in opposition of them. Yeah. So she liked something that I and I don't want to misspeak on it, but it was something about like how non-binary people and something about how they either like don't deserve health, something, something, something to that approach. I have no idea. Anti-non binary people.

So now people are attacking her or canceling quote unquote her because she's a trans woman who's against non, from liking an Instagram post, against. like the non-binary health issues. My problem is I just don't have enough time to learn about all the ancillary issues that go into this for me to actually understand even what this conversation is about. Well, Euphoria, the show, the cast is under fire right now also because like one of the girls left

and then also Cini Sweeney, you know who she is? Yep. Like one of her family members might have voted for Trump. We got to ruin her career. Which a lot of people are saying, You don't have tits like that and come from a liberal family. One of, hang on, one of the funniest things I've ever seen. That's a great line, yeah.

Look, you can't be blonde, pretty, and have huge ass tits like that and like have your family voted for Biden. It is what it is. The Democrats have small tits. Yeah, that's a fact. It was, it was a Twitter. I got to go find it. Hang on. But so she's under attack because she like went to a family party and someone during a mess.

a hat or whatever and they're like how can you cancel someone for i think it was the father was in a blue lives matter it was the thin blue line flag shirt okay was it under armor i've noticed a lot recently under armor did a great did a great job of cornering the right wing market like they've got so many shirts they're hunting you too it's like under armor and then it's got like one of those like american flags it's kind of like tattered on it with like blood dripping down the side A lot of jobs in Mount Julia, Tennessee. We love Under Armour. Try bird in this one.

Stavros, Halkeas, the guy that you've had on Parkinot take a couple times. He tweeted, I for one, am shocked that Sidney Sweeney, a blonde with huge tits that works on classic cars for fun has Republican parents. Someone responded and said, you're saying that every blonde with huge tithes that works on classic cars has Republican parents. Does that mean that girls with Democratic parents have small tities and don't know how to work on cars? And someone responded, yes.

Yeah. Which honestly, like, the math is kind of there. Yeah. I love Stavv. Stavvy's so funny. Yeah, I mean, there's some truth in that. There's probably some truth. Honestly, you could write a, like, I went to a liberal art school where there's just tons of crazy out there papers about how like forks were misogynistics.

And like, that's a whole different story. But you could write one of those things pieces. So there's, let's unpack what you just said. little bit there's tons of people there's you read tons of articles about how forks are misogynistic no like basically topics like that like crazy shit that people and i've heard the like the corks like forks are derived from cultures where violence is essential and survival and like men spear things and it's like a whole dichotomy of like eastern cultures using chopsticks instead of forks and like the violence of cutting and it's like a weird ass I talked

out of before um but like you could write like because of the male gaze uh women with large breasts found that they were able to adapt better in certain uh in certain ideologies thus okay republicans have big boobs okay you could write that paper you should write that paper and then women who don't like the male quote unquote gays tend to be liberals why why did you say that like aren't aren't dudes just horny yeah across the i've heard some my brain is polluted with all this type of male like all this like hyper uh i don't even know what's what's the word for it no but when i do hear like blonde big boobs works on cars yeah probably probably a republican family Stavey nailed that one.

Yeah. But so then that goes back to Euphoria and then Hunter Schaefer and the whole trans issue. Okay. Well, yeah, I don't know anything about any of those issues. Like, that's too confusing for me. There's too many weeds. Don't think we need to beat the ones that are diving.

Just let people do what they want to do. That is what it generally comes down to for me. I don't have a problem. I'm weird. You're weird. Everyone's weird. Good. Turf.

Fuck whoever you want. Wow, that voicemail spiraled, huh? Yeah. What's the next one? All right. Want to do another one? Yep. What I'll pause?

Hey, Maddie. This is John Snow from Beyond the Wall. I am calling in with a question. I just watched Hard Knocks, and that got me thinking. If you could watch a Hard Knocks on any other career, preferably not a famous career what would it be obviously like

the the normal answers would be like policemen Navy SEAL doctor stuff like that but I'm thinking for other stuff like I think a good option would be

a plumber I don't know What do you guys think What do you think A good hardness would be You get to see behind the scene Oh And how they actually work

You get to see them Bullshitting Okay I think you get the point This is supposed to be so high So high Shout out John Snow From Beyond the Wall Do you know what time

That voicemail came in Yeah I can tell you That's got to be late It was 1145 for sure anyway I um 6 p.m.

Oh that's very surprising right before dinner I love that he's like at first I didn't know if he's asking us which job we would want to do or then I realized which job you want a hard knocks on um I mean deadliest catch I feel like there are kind of hard knocks type shows

isn't deadliest catch the hard knocks of yeah that is a TV show right of those of fishermen I have an answer. Oil rigging. I think they have that one too. I'm pretty sure that they've done. Yeah. Or like Alaska Gold Rush.

Like that's already a show. Like what if they did a show that was about like dudes that drove trucks but it was like super cold outside and it was like ice everywhere on the road. The one that immediately. What if they had one about like these like a bunch of rednecks that I love to hunt ducks? You'd sick. What if they had one about like people that were really. good at singing, but they were celebrities you didn't know who it was.

They need to bring whale wars back. Oh, yeah. That show was sick. The world is of empire. Sea Shepherd was bad. I honestly don't think that show would be as hype if it didn't have that song. It really set the tone for every episode. It got you.

That's an underrated thing about theme songs. If there's a theme song that gets you excited, like the heart pounding going into the show, you're going to love it no matter what. It made it so much more intense. My favorite part was when they, there was these, when they were doing whale wars and they were pulling up to the Japanese ships

and just getting sprayed with water. Yeah, I love when the ships collided or when they would like spot the Nishamaro for like a second and like they'd be like, there it is and they'd track it down. There's nothing more intense than like the hours that it took to find the Nishan Morrow. Wait, was that a Japanese boat? Yeah.

So it was like there were like the, there were like the attack boats that would kind of like get the whales and then they would bring it to the Nishamaro which it would go up like the ramp where they would cut it yeah so my favorite was when they'd archer the whales with like poison so they couldn't

use the yeah they throw stink bombs onto the decks badass oh dude we should do that obviously we should go macrodos and go after the whale hunters trying to stop them yeah like just hopefully there's still people who do if you are a if you are a whale wars person

Can I come and fight the whale hunters with you? Big T, what was your answer? The one that immediately came to my mind was divorce attorney. I feel like those guys see some stories. That's a great one. And just like have to deal with a lot of bullshit and like, but also like even the ones that it may not be like that

like they're trying to craft a narrative. I don't know. It seems like an interesting profession. I like that idea a lot I think that there's so much stuff that you can do with that Yeah like you fuck too Yeah kind of like better call solve

But about divorce And it's always something salacious going on The ways that they try to get back at each other During the divorce Yeah I mean And those dudes just rake in money Yeah They're also kind of scumbags

They try to prolong divorces Because it means they get paid more Like a clean Good divorce is not in their best interest like to get it done like put everyone out of their miseries and just like let people heal not in their best interest

they want something going on for years they want multiple hours build no like everyone's got to make money somehow but just antithetical to like just being a good person I would say obviously the White House the Trump White House specifically

the West Wing would have been great yeah West Wing I need to start that fake it's a fake show obviously that one would be I think a home run behind that I would say like a drug gang like drug cartel drug dealers they had that

it's on National Geographic I don't think it's my gangland but that's not hard knocks it's totally different no gang land's history but there's like one called narc before narcos came out I think it was called Narcos National Geographic

yeah Narco War Okay, I might have to watch it then Yeah, all these shows exist I think there is a show about plumbers probably They need to do a hard knocks on like some strip clubs Some porn hub That would be great behind the scenes of strip clubs Nah, yeah, bonk, yeah, for sure bonged but like

Some strip clubs like the one in Atlanta with the wings Like there, I can't imagine the people that roll through Magic City I can't imagine the people that roll through there Like well the arguments that happen there The amount of money that they like get every day it's probably cool yeah I mean

that are like a Dave and Buster's ticket operator I want to see the person who redeems enough tickets to buy the big shit behind the world like I've never seen that oh you know it'd be really cool and they probably have this one but like a big construction company when they're designing a building

yeah hiring people the crane operators and shit things running behind you've got all the different project managers involved that'd be fascinating to me there's a lot of fights on construction sites. I bet. When it gets really, really hot from some reason, people fight. Okay, let's do one more

voicemail because we're running low on time here. Got you. So we want to make sure to get this all in. Shit, wait. Hey, this is James from Houston. My question was if Aryan and PFT had to lead a

caravan to cross the Oregon Trail and they did a snake draft from everybody in the crew. The goal is getting there, hopefully getting there as fast as possible and with those little casualties

as possible. Who would they have picked? And yes, Oregon Trail back when it was the Oregon Trail, covered wagons, muskets, all that jazz. And just so you all know, there is a free version to play online on

Oregon's website, the state of Oregon. So if you ever want to do that for an episode, I think it would be pretty fun everybody else stay gorgeous stay handsome thanks guys okay that's a great question Aaron's not here so we can't do that snake draft but I would love to address that maybe when he comes back so can we make a note we can make a note

and we'll do a we'll do a snake draft on that one and also if you're not watching on the YouTube which you should be doing because we're doing a great job Avery right it's getting put up like so fast it's usually by what time It'll be out always before noon But I try to get it as quick as possible Yeah, it's getting up super fast

People are loving that And if you want to watch this episode We have put on our shady rays For the second half So Big T looks awesome in his sunglasses Billy does look like I don't know, you look like a mod kid From the 80s

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Great sunglasses, and you can get them 50% off for two or more pairs when you go to ShadyRase.com and use code Macro. okay so on Tuesday's show there's not going to be a show right next week so scheduling announcement happy Labor Day enjoy your weekend we're going to be doing one show next week it's coming out on Thursday big one it's going to be a very big show arian's going to be back he's going to talk about what he's done this week it's going to be very interesting big cahuna huge topic we're going to have a guest in studio that you got two guests that's right two two awesome guests for this particular episode um very excited to uh to get to talk to them

and I hope you guys have a great weekend. Be safe out there. What are you guys doing for Labor Day weekend? Go around the room real quick. Mad Dog. I'm going to the Ohio State game in Columbus. Awesome. Who are they playing again? Notre Dame.

That's right. Big game. Big, huge game for me. Are you the Ohio State fan? No, I'm a the Notre Dame fan. How did that happen? Irish. Irish Catholic.

Okay. Yeah. That was such a smart move by Notre Dame. Just be like we're going to get every Catholic. We got all the Irish. Yeah, I hate Ohio State. but yeah as a quaker we don't give a shit about pen we don't there's no other yeah there's no religion out there that has a stranglehold on their demographic my buddy played for you pen

yeah probably sucked what i mean quakers were nonviolent well my buddy was pacifist wasn't he's a pacifist uh Avery I'm just chilling it's a nice long weekend get some time off with the family it's always good that sounds nice I kind of envy you because having a restful weekend going into football season is key yeah i think i'm going to for the first time like pop the doors and roof off the bronco go full yeah full stripped out i like that big t watching college football let's go on we knew this yeah give me a prediction real quick final score of tennessee yep uh we will beat ball state 51 to 10 tomorrow night okay put it in the bank i'm going to bet on that i'm going to bet exact final score 52 to 10 51

Excuse me. 51 to 10, Tennessee. I'm going to bet that. I'm going to try. If they have that option, I'm putting it in 51 to 10. And if it hits, we'll give everybody who upvotes the YouTube video of this video, $1. $1. There you go. And Billy's going to match. Yep. Billy, what are you doing this weekend? I had a restful weekend last weekend. I'm going to absolutely full send with the boys for the last weekend of the summer. It's going to be ridiculous. It's going to be obnoxious. I'm sorry like I only have so many of these weekends left in my life it's going to be waking up and look I mean I'm getting older I'm gonna be I'm we're waking up we're boozing we're watching football where you know playing beer pong we're gonna be outside we're gonna you know be in the water we're gonna be out of the water

we're not going to be driving at any point because we're going to be hammered um shout out NHTSA and it's gonna be a great time and you know just like we're getting up there like who knows like someone might get married soon someone might you know jobs and shit like you don't never know how many labor days you have left with the boys where not everybody has like girlfriends and you know just like you can just get drunk you don't have to justify it this much you can just be like hey i want to get drunk to my friends you know like every weekend billy's like don't smoke weed that much could be could be the last time we're getting old here's to our last weekend together boys we just got to make

sure there's no Labor Day parade in Boston. Oh, yeah, good point. Are you staying here? No, I'm going to be going to an undisclosed location. Last time you said that you ended up in Lichtenstein. Yeah, it's going to be great. All right. What are you doing?

I'm going to be hanging out with Arian this weekend. Yeah. So I'm very excited about that. Where are you going? Ari and I are going to an undisclosed location ourselves. and we're just going to hang out. It's going to be just good pro time. Sweet.

Yeah, also hanging out with Hard Factor Mark. Oh, nice. Yeah, so that's going to be a good time. Just legend. This could be the last time that I ever hang out with the boys. So, you know, like, I don't know, we're probably going to be playing a lot of get, probably playing some cornhole, some bags, probably going to have to play some flip cup.

People might be. Probably have to play some asshole, some kings maybe. You know, my mission this weekend. You're hockey. I'm going to introduce. I'm going to introduce. Aryan into at least two events that qualify for the

white boy wasted Olympics. Two events that he has not participated in hopefully in his life and teach him two white people drinking games. You're going to make two Americas one America this weekend. Yep. Yep. Join the fist. So you're drinking for race relations. Yeah. To unite the

country. Hell yeah. Yeah. And I don't know. The boys I'm, dude, just chill with the boys. Yeah, I can tell. I'm going to need a full report of how chilling where the boys went. Billy, pop quiz before we get out of here. Uh-huh.

When do you have to be back to record part of my take next week? Monday night? Yep. I don't know what time. Okay. All right. Just double checking. All right.

We'll see you guys next Thursday. Love you guys. Thank you.