Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Nazi Drugs

Episode Date: May 18, 2021

On today's episode of Macrodosing, you'll hear everything about drugs in Nazi Germany and how it affected Adolf Hitler and his regime. From Nazi's to urinals to Kool-Aid, there is not a second you want to miss on this episode. Sit back, relax, and enjoy! 7:50 Being hostile towards aliens 9:00 Would you rather discover aliens or be discovered? 15:00 Crypto talk 17:20 Macrodosing Best All-Drug Teams 30:00 Drugs in Nazi Germany 40:50 Bathroom talk 47:00 Back to Nazi Drugs 54:30 Arian & Morphine 1:08:00 How Hitler acquired Czech 1:18:00 Coley has a hypothetical 1:20:00 Meth 1:27:00 Fyre Fest Nazi Germany 1:29:00 Boating accidents 1:43:00 Sniffing tobacco 1:46:00 Kool-Aid talk begins.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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Hello. I'm doing just swell. How are you, fellas? Also swell. Very swell. We got Arian. Ariens here. And then we got Big T. Big T is depressed right now because the Braves Ace just punched a water cooler and broke his... Yeah, he punched the dugout bench, broke his hand. Yeah, you want to avoid doing that. Not an ideal situation for your braves, but Godspeed to him. So today we're going to be getting into some more drug talk. It's been a couple weeks, I think, right, since we did any real drug talk on this show.

And we're going to get into the use of drugs in the rise of Nazi Germany and World War II by the Nazis, as well as diving into Hitler's personal drug use. it turns out he was way more of a junkie than Medina Spirit ever could be. This guy was like loaded all the fucking time. And if you want a great book that I could recommend, it's called Blitzed. Check it out by Norman Oler, I believe. I read it a few years ago. One of my favorite books. Crazy, crazy book. And the guy does a great job with primary sources and really does a lot of good research. And so a lot of the day show will be based on that in addition to some other things. But go read Blitz. If you're a book guy, you will enjoy Blitz.

if you're a history person at all. I give it five balls on the Glennie Burger scale. Five balls for Blitz. How many Kate Upped and Boobes? I don't know if I can give it on the Richter scale. That's more of like a pun. There aren't many puns in that book about Hitler using drugs. I just didn't know if it was an equal.

The title of the book is a pun. Blitz. Yeah. So, okay, I give it three Kate Upton Boobes. Wow, that's high praise. There you go. Good boobs. Before we do that.

Let's just kind of wrap up the week that was because some crazy shit came out last night on 60 minutes. I want to say it's crazy shit, but it feels like every single week that they, like the U.S. government is just fucking with us now, reminding us that aliens are real. Did you guys see you that? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm still, man. I'm skeptical. I don't know.

You think that they're being like too forward now in admitting everything? You think that they're trying to cover something else up? maybe their end goal is like to slowly inches towards we've been fucking with these cats

for a long time and so this is our way of introducing it to the public which which is whack maybe that's it but I just it's just annoying

that like we have fucking like this phone fam like it has an amazing camera on it and I've we still got Sasquatch video

footage of aliens like of UFOs. Like I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. I'm tired of it. I'm fucking being hoodwinked. I'm sick of it. It's the tease.

Also, like you said, it's only in restricted airspace. It's never, they never come to New York. It's always out in the middle of New Mexico or wherever. What's off the coast? Like the pilots that they were interviewing said they used to see them almost every day for years when they were doing training exercises off the coast. So they just weren't like overland dipping and diving around. They were just, you know, they were out at sea.

for whatever, which lends credence to our theory that maybe octopuses might be the aliens. I mean, I think that's more plausible than anything else at this point. It just, it does seem like it's weird that growing up until like 10 years ago, we're like the government is covering up the existence of aliens, they'll never admit it. And now they're like telling, now it's annoying how much they talk about aliens. Like aliens are basically mosquitoes at this point. I'm like sick of them. So like, let me get on with my day.

They're an inconvenience to me. than anything. I don't know what that says about how it's been unveiled to us. But yeah, it doesn't, I always thought that it would be like earth-shattering news when they said that UFOs were real. No, see, that's why I think at this point, it's like the UFOs that they are seeing. It's just like, like military test crafts or something like that. You know, like it's just, I'm tired of this. I'm sick of it. And I'm, I'm protests. protest the aliens like an independence

No more alien news unless I see a body Also Does no one else find it a little convenient That with all that's going on In the world right now All sorts of geopolitical things going on They're like hey guys

Might want to focus on these aliens We got aliens over here They're using it as a little treat They're like hey They're not aliens They're not even using aliens They're being very specific Talking about UFOs

They're changing the name of UF I can't read it's like UAP UPA or something yeah that's what they tried to do with STDs and STIs don't it don't let them fool you it's the same thing your dick still burns but they're focusing specifically on UFOs and even uh the shit that came out on 60 minutes is like UFOs like could be a real problem for us like all that means like yeah once we identify what these things are that like Russia or china or our own fucking country has going around like it's probably going to be a problem for someone out there yeah

I'm kind of in the mindset that it would probably be the only thing that can unite the globe right now is just a fucking battle against aliens. It's like I've always liking it to training camp, Aaron, like, you know, after like two, three weeks, you're sick of hitting each other and you want to go out there. You're like eager to play another opponent, right? Like, let's go. Let's, I'll play the aliens on the road right now. I'll go to fucking Mars.

I'm sick of dealing with all this shit here. Like, we got at the end of the day, we'll have more in common once we go and, you know, we hit the road, get on a bus, and go. and go beat the shit out of an alien over on, like, Venus 2 or whatever. So I kind of, I'm ready for a fight against the aliens right now. I'm saying it right now, bring it, bitch. Why are we so hostile towards aliens? Like, we've built them up in our head.

They're like, yo, when they come, we're going to fuck them up. They're like, they probably just like explores, like, looking for cool shit in the forest and whereas, like, they bet not, they better not come here. I wish they would. I wish an alien would show up on my door. he's like bringing me dinner i just slap him bitch i've just been conditioned through movies like i saw independence day i've seen like all you know all the alien movies they're always hostile so it's like always been a fantasy like you save earth or whatever uh yeah i'm just fuck

them i'm i'm ready for a fight bring it on if aliens are real would you rather they discover earth first or we discover their planet first uh i would rather discover them first I agree the art of surprise you know still trying to fucking fight aliens

that's wild even in the scenario no I'm just saying like you have a strategic advantage over it I'm not saying that you use

the strategic advantage but I'd rather have I'd rather be prepared to defeat them than be caught by surprise you're so horny you're so horny for interstellar war

intergalactic war there's no species we won't conquer the constant theory I can't wait to put an American flag on fucking it's the first thing we did when we got to the moon like for no unreal just consuming the moon

we own the moon i was going to say they i would i would go ahead no go ahead go ahead go ahead i was going to answer big t's question i was going to say i would rather us i would rather us be discovered why because because as you can see if we discover something we're going to either consume it or fucking kill it i am a little more diplomatic and thinking that there are species out there who just want to explore the galaxy and explore the universe and want to share information and share knowledge. But no, no, no, not the USA, baby. Sign up for a fucking message board

if you want to share knowledge with me. You don't need to come to my backyard and land a rocket on my lawn. Awfully nice spaceship you got there. Player, I'm going to go ahead and do that. Run that shit. It feels like very, like I can't even blame USA for it. It feels like very manifest destiny,

like ingrained in white people's blood to be like you don't look like us we're gonna fucking take you down i'm gonna need that planet family yeah and just straight up like suburban dads with their property rights like if you land a spaceship like i just mowed that lawn who's you gonna pay me for that bush that you just ruined i went to home depot last week and i got the mulch and everything now you just came here and like that's against the homeowner's violation too so now you're gonna be some money HOA to the aliens i'm gonna need you to to spray paint your spaceship either a dark red

or a gray in order for it to be parked on my street. Thank you. Listen, we should do an episode on HOAs, though. They are fucking Nazis. I hate HOAs. Yeah. I agree. They're the worst. Yeah, Chaps is that to deal with them. Maybe we can bring Chaps on. Because Texas, I'm sure you know,

Texas has like the craziest HOAs. Oh my God, though. They're crazy. I went to a meeting once. I went to a meeting once just to see, because like they tried to find me because they could see my trash cans, like, they find me $150 because they could see my trash cans from the street. I just have a gate that has bars on it. That's right. So I ended up covering the gate, but they were like, they were like, put your trash cans right here, right? Or put them in the back, like right where the pool is? And I'm like, nobody, you're going to smell trash while I'm

swimming? That's the dumbest shit in the world. And the lady that lived here before us lived here for 17 years. And she told us where to put the trash cans. And that's where we put the trash cans. And now they say they can see them from the street. I'm calling all you. the biggest bluff. The people that get in charge of HOAs are fascinating to me. I don't know if they're like full-time HOA representatives if they don't have enough power in their day-to-day life or how you find yourself being essentially just like the narc of the neighborhood.

That's also a job that like the people who have it are the people who want to have it, which is exactly who you don't want to have it. Yes, that makes sense. I don't know if I can. No, you're right. Yeah. You're right. It's like jury members.

Like you don't want to. want people who want to be on a jury on a jury? I don't know if that's a good one. I want to be on a jury. You did? Well, if you tell them that, they will not let you on a jury. Well, I mean, I haven't been called yet, so I think it's cool to be able to take part of the judicial process, look and sort through evidence and make an esteemed decision to maybe free somebody from a domestic dispute or, or frame you for murder. That'd be amazing. I agree with you. I've wanted to be on a jury before, too, but like, they ask you that.

when you show up they're like do you like enjoy like is this something you want to do and if you're like yeah like okay you're gone i'm just actually an easy way to get out of being on a jury is you get really excited you have you walk in with like your jury duty pennant you make yourself a uniform they call me yeah last month i got called but the case was closed i was about ready to do it and then they sent me a notification that said no need case closed i was upset you also get free lunch yep that's For extra money, my mother used to do, like, grand juries and shit. It's like a side gig. She was, like, a professional juror.

She would just be, like, gone for, like, two months at a time. And then, like, we would see her and she couldn't tell me about any of these fucking cases. Some people think we should have professional jurors as, like, a job in this country. And, like, people just serve on juries. I like that. I'm on offense about that. But I think it's better than what we have currently. yeah it'd be sick if we did have professional jurors and then after like there was no chance if you were exonerated

there's no chance that you could ever be found legally liable for whatever it was that you were accused of doing and then you ask the defendant like afterwards okay now tell us straight up did you do it and then you can keep track of the jurors stats like umpires yeah yeah i like you said like a clicker i mean uh-huh yeah that way you can tell like who the good ones are and then like then they get elevated so like the more important at the trial, you have your best juror, like the All-Star game. Can you imagine like a big trial and CNN opens it up with like showing the stats of the jurors? They're like this guy's hitting 720 lifetime. Uh-huh.

I like that. I mean, they'll be electric. Yeah, he's 10 and 1 on death penalty cases. The jury selection show would be out of control. Oh my God. Yeah. That's what we just make everything in America into reality show somehow. Yeah, it gets getting toxic.

That's the way it improves. I did want to say on. aliens quickly that there's a constant theory that they haven't come down to earth because they just see us as unintelligible life what do you guys think about that we are yeah they're pretty unintelligible life nailed it absolutely nailed it is uh i i think a couple things with the aliens given the timing there's a good possibility that the aliens unleashed covid on us and it had something to do with them also a good possibility that uh they're having something to do with all these cryptocurrencies i feel like aliens just stockpiling bitcoin it's just stockpiling bitcoin it's

just sounds cool i don't know i don't know how plausible it is shout out cum rocket we're getting killed absolutely take i'm taking a bath and come right it went up when when the show came out it did but the pft and are are getting murdered it was a cum bubble yeah yeah and it's it popped we're on safe moon now we are we swap we did a cum swap for safe moon so on to swap on to safe moon i mean that's really the only reason why we got invested it was because we could we could make jokes about the name let's be real. I am on Safe Moon though. It took me like 30 minutes to get invested in that shit last Friday. See, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's told me back from buying any, uh, cryptocurrency. Just the sure amount of time it takes to get it.

I don't I should it's, I've just been conditioned to download a app and make it happen and Apple pay my way into things. And it's just taking too long. If it's, if it's over 10 minutes, I'm, I'm just interested. I think that's part of the long term. charm in some of these though is like the people it's so difficult to get right now that it's like artificially making it scarce and then once it becomes listed on main exchanges and becomes you know like more mainstream it'll be easy to get and so we'll already have ours when when it becomes super easy to get it sounds like wishful thinking although cum rocket looking at the stats come rocket is up 103% today but it's down about what 100% since we invested in it

Yep. Yeah, got about a half-comy in there, and then Safe Moons up 5%. So we'll keep an eye on those things. But yeah, tough business and Come Rocket last week. But yeah, you guys ready to get into it? Right, man. Main topic, drug use in Nazi Germany in World War II leading up to World War II. And it's not, first of all, it's not like, I'm not saying the Nazis are the only empire that has drugged their soldiers.

because I think to a certain extent a lot of countries probably still do today. But what I'm going to get into in a little bit here is like I don't think that there's any chance that World War II escalates to the extent that it did if it weren't for like widespread drug use, not only in the military and at the top in the leadership, but also just like people in Germany in general were fucked up for a lot of the 30s and the 40s on various substances. But before we get into it, let's do a little side exercise because I want to talk it through and figure out what the all-time best drug teams were. Like when you think of drugs in sports, who would be our top five as a podcast? Let's narrow it down to a top five. It's depending on how we're defining drug here. But I think you've got to go number one.

You got to go Lance Armstrong. Yes. That was my pay. U.S. cycling in general. Yeah. Because not only was he on really good juice, but also the entire rest of the world. Like everybody he was competing against was taking steroids and doing like blood doping. So the stuff that he had was that much better in order to just dominate the entire world for what, like seven years in a row?

And then the guy that took over for him, what's his name? The guy no one talks about it anymore. Floyd Landis. Floyd Landis. he also got pop. So it was like a long dynasty of Americans was getting busted for so. There was one tour to France

where they were like just straight up pulling people off buses where they were sleeping in the middle of the night and arresting them and kicking them off the tour because drug use was that pervasive. That's a good first choice. We'll put the U.S. Postal Service cycling team on there. Yo, I don't think they get nearly a amount of credit,

or Lance don't get nearly amount of credit. He does. Remember those fucking Livestrong bands? Yeah. that was a fad dog that was a thing those he made that shit pop yeah i mean say what you want about the guy because he is just he's probably like a world class asshole i'd say like starting starting five asshole in the world probably up there every time he speaks he does himself no like when he did his own 30 for 30 about this it was just like you somehow look worse now yeah yeah he does

you're right he just doesn't act like a normal person ever no um but he's he's probably done more good for the world than almost anybody based on all the money that he's raised for like cancer research and cancer support and things like that. So yeah, just an all-time drug guy. I had the trailblazers from the early 2000s up there because they were a fun team that was all, they were just high all the time. I'm pretty sure they were high in most of the games that they played. Oh, yeah. And Rashid Wallace leading the charge, all-time drug guy, him too. I think the only difference between the trailblazers and then the pistons was the pistons were on mids. They had their weed wasn't as good as the Blazers. And so they were

able to be like a little like 15% better at basketball. Yeah, who knows what Melo's career looks like if he had just gone to Detroit instead of Denver. Yeah. That's a good point. do what do you guys think about the trailblazers yeah i mean i think when you think of mbba like there's there's two ways to look at NBA drugs throughout history there's like fun teams like the jailblazers and then there's like the 70s and 80s when the NBA was just ravaged by cocaine and that's not nearly as fun yeah i feel like it'd be very difficult to play professional sports on cocaine didn't work out for a lot of them L.T. was one of the greatest defenders, if not the greatest defensive player of all time.

True. I was thinking of NBA. It didn't work out. Was he, like, big into cocaine? Lawrence Taylor? Yeah. Yeah, I think he tried. He experimented with... I don't know about this. He would wake up, and he'd be late for games sometimes, because he would be asleep from staying up until, like, 7 o'clock in the morning. And then there was one time he had to get, like, a cab driver driving to the Meadowlands for, I think, a month. Monday night football game and I think he got there maybe 10 minutes before kickoff and he had

like four sacks that game just completely built different. It was an asset to him to become crazy and to be like riddled with psychosis and lack of sleep and things like that. So yeah, some guys can do it. From very early on, the Giants knew who was into drugs. They certainly knew I was because they let me know if they wanted to bust me fine, but I knew they weren't going to do that. Not as long as I was who I was, and my game was intact. I feel like a kicker would be the worst guy to have drugged up, like, on Coke for a game. That's kind of fun, though. Janikowsky?

Gittnery ass kicker. No, that's the opposite. Janikowsky, he would take, like, GHB. So he would mellow himself out. He was, like, he put himself in the zone. I think, like, that's just another word for the K-hole. He was just, like, locked in focus. He had tunnel vision, focused.

on just the uprights. So also Russians can do whatever they want. True. Russians are, I don't know, was he Russian or Polish? Eastern Europe, Russians, they can ingest substances and deal with them in a way that I don't think our bodies can over here in the United States. One of the teams I was thinking about is like the, I believe it's like early 70s pirates, maybe late 60s, Pittsburgh pirates with Doc Ellis. like I feel like when I think drugs in baseball like that's even like their uniform like they had like the hat wasn't the same as a regular hat it was like the train conductor hat with the yeah the two and stripes around it for no re like everything about that team was just like we're in Pittsburgh we're doing LSD yeah if anybody hasn't seen him I think it's him talking about it narrowing him on LSD and him pitching on LSD it is one of the most fun stories to listen to of all time dog it's just it's just great please if you ever listen to that watch that shit i think he

had like seven walks that game oh yeah it was not a good game it was more than that it was in the teens oh really i'm trying i'm trying to find it i'm trying to find it hang on because we talked about this before but one of the guys on the other team after the game they told him that he threw a no hitter and he was like shocked because they had two base runners every inning he was like we had no idea we didn't have a hit um oh it was eight walks i thought it was more than up eight walks six strikeouts hit a batsman three stolen bases um so yeah they had guys on every inning they just didn't have a hit okay so i'd like to trade doc ellis because we need doc ellis in this list i'm going to trade him to the 86 Mets and then we'll put the 86 Mets featuring doc Ellis on the list okay because those guys

were fucking maniacs you had straw you had doc good and you had uh lini dikesra they used to do coke off the mound at shay stadium after games like after all the fans would leave they go back onto the field and just do lines on the pitchers mound this crazy crazy people is this like symbolic or what the fuck is the point of that I don't know

that's what you do when like just doing cocaine is lost it's fun for you you just have to do it in the most ridiculous surfaces that you can find and so I guess it was it was a pitchers mound I think Dwight Gooden missed the team parade because he was

he was just using coke at a party and so he just probably he just didn't show up for it um we've all missed the thing or two because of coke let's see what else we have here uh the russian olympic teams just in general any sport yeah uh any boxing the pack yeah pack yeah we do pack yeah was it pacial wasn't he afraid to get tested or was that just that's the weather properly that sounds right that's right he was like you already tested me i don't want to do another he thought that like Taking blood from his arm would make him weak.

That was his excuse. That's horrible. Yeah, so he was probably on a lot of stuff. What was Canelo on? Didn't he say that like when he got popped a couple years ago, it was like Mexican beef that he was eating. And the Mexican beef, they have got hormones in it. And if you eat it and you don't cook it through all the way, then you can get it. Which actually is a real thing, apparently.

Yeah, it actually is. Tom Brady. Just in general, just speculating. Huge drug guy. I'm just, it's entirely speculation. But I mean, who was that dude, bro? Who was that dude who was like, uh, hella hyped coming out of college?

This was like maybe the 80s, 90s, big white dude. Oh, uh, Fonsworth or Bosworth? Yeah, Bosworth. Yeah. That guy. He got popped and like, and then after, after he came back, he was never the same. but he was like the most hype draft pick of all time though ran into him at the college football Hall of Fame several years ago did not look like he was doing his best to be honest with you

yeah yeah damn he's gonna see this and whoop your ass 50 how many times have you been like just recreationally to the college football Hall of Fame five or six yeah where's it look at it's in Atlanta it's a great it's an awesome if y'all haven't been you should go it's all it's great what's the appeal and I say that they've got all sorts of like exhibits and games and stuff there, but, like, it's really cool. It used to be in South Bend, Indiana at Notre Dame, and then, like, nobody went to it because it was just, like, a building with plaques, but now it's in downtown Atlanta, like, right next to, like, the CNN Center and stuff, and they've got...

Yeah, I played against Notre Dame in 2005 and went to Notre Dame, and, like, as a... Like, we went on a little college football exhibit tour, and I was like, what you experienced a whole bunch of plaques. Yeah, because she was stupid. It's really cool now, though. I hope you have a good time, man. I would also toss in just East Germany in general, just the nation RIP to a real one. What about the 08 Olympic swimming team with Phelps and Locti?

Locked a drug guy? Yeah, he got pot for drugs. Did he? Yeah, PEDs. I think that just being Ryan Locti is enough of a drug. I looked his name up and it was like going, he went from making millions to working paycheck to paycheck. So clearly something happened with it. Okay.

Did he also like lie about getting robbed or something at the Olympics? Yeah, he's a weird dude. I also have Bob Baffert on here. Bob Baffert's horses. That's a pretty good list of all-time drug teams, I think. I've got, and this one's not as fun, but the 86 Maryland basketball team. Yeah. That's kind of a tough mood shift.

The whole team was on. on it. Like, you can't find a player on that team who wasn't dabbling in multiple things. The late 80s, Oakland Athletics. Oh, yeah. Jose Canseco and Mark McGuire. Jose spends like, I think, 30 or 40 pages in his book talking about different guys. He used to just shoot up in the ass in the locker room. I never understood that when he comes to steroids.

Like, why don't you inject your own ass? Why is it always like, find a buddy and then go give each other shots in the ass? together just hang with the fellas is boys being boys it's like teamwork oh we're forgetting the uh university of miami football team no weren't they like just michael irvin in general yeah yeah yeah yeah the dallas cowboys like the the mid 90s dallas cowboys i was thinking like the the 96 through oh four new york yankees okay Just assume. Yeah, probably.

We'll put them and Tom Brady on the list for like 20-8 teams. Put Brady in a Yankee's hat on the list. Here's a good one for dope purposes, though. Like, so the old, this is what I was looking up, 07 Golden State Warriors. And this is why Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson be smoking hell of wheat. And Hal Harrington actually has his own weed. Cannabis. Yeah, company.

And so like they have opened up a dispensary and it's all like, I heard it's doing pretty well. too. So like shout out to them, Stephen Jackson and Matt than my dudes. But yeah, it's not really a drug. Yeah, it's a drug. Yes, it's a drug. And then who's the, who's the coach that is now like really into marijuana? Hang on, don't say it. Don. Bobovich. Don Nelson. Yeah, Don Nelson. Yeah. Don Nelson.

Don Nelson. I'm sure Popovich smokes. Hello. Oh, there's a big wine guy. Huge wine guy. Yeah, like he'll order just the most expensive bottle. He'll pick team restaurants based on who has the nicest bottle of wine in that in that town. really yeah um wait so don nelson he was he the coach of that golden state warriors team i think so he probably was so that that team should be on the list too yeah 2006 2010 don nelson was the coach

and now he's living out in hawaii just staying high 24-7 yeah he's got it figured out but you could you could extend that through the modern warriors just from clay thompson's presence as well that's true that's true here's what they say about don nelson right now. All I can tell you is he's happy. He's in Maui drinking mitas and watching sunsets and whales. Life's good. That actually does sound like a pretty good life. Shout out Don Nelson. Oh, yeah. All right. Let's get into it. Let's get into drug use in Nazi Germany. I want to start, I guess you can't really talk about World War II without talking about World War I and what happened at the end of it. So the good guys won, bad guys lost, depending on which side.

you were on, what country you happened to be born in. But basically, the entire thing was blamed on Germany. And in past wars, there hadn't been, like, such big-time enforcement of, like, you're the loser. You have to give up everything. We're going to take away. We're going to impose the most, like, vicious sanctions possible on you. And in the spirit of the time, they're trying to make sure that World War never happened again because people are like, oh, shit, they're machine guns now.

and we're not on horses firing a musket that shoots once every 15 seconds anymore. So they wanted to try to stave off any other sort of World War conflict. And they just threw the book. I guess there's no better way to put it. They threw the book, took away all their draft picks, find them, suspended the coach, GM, the entire thing. Germany was fucked over after World War I. And their economy, long story short,

and get into the details if you want, but I don't think anybody cares that much about that. because they were forced to like just uh they had all the sanctions put on them their economy got completely fucked over the money was worthless there was a guy named hitler over there who decided that he was going to take advantage of the situation and he was going to rise to power under like the most nationalistic uh platform possible which is germans number one everybody else off a cliff see you and so um through a lot of like backstabbing and and wheelings and dealings and he lit a building on fire one time.

He eventually became the leader of Germany. And as this was happening, the nationalistic message that he was putting forward was there are certain types of people that we don't want in this country. You guys probably know that among them were like the Jews, homosexuals, gypsies, Romanians. The list goes on. Anyone that was like technically undesirable from the Aryan standpoint of what he said the super race was supposed to look like. They were undesirable, but also amongst those were drug addicts.

So Germany, a lot like America at the time, they were putting morphine and shit in cough syrup. You could go to the store. You could go to the pharmacy and be like, let me get a bottle of morphine and then go home and just basically knock yourself out with it. It was completely legal, and a lot of the country had an issue with it. So they decided that they were going to shut down. the manufacturing and the distribution of morphine.

So they regarded it as being toxic to the German body. And they shut it down. And what they did was at that point, they forced the drug companies to invest in new drugs that didn't necessarily make you high. Or they did make you high, but in a different way. So basically, the Nazis didn't want people taking drugs that would get you high,

but stimulants were okay because they looked at stimulants as being drugs that would just make you incredibly sober. Like as sober as, we're going to, we're going to invent methamphetamine because if you take it, then you just become, you're just able to be German for more hours in the day, essentially. Now that I think about it, it's probably like what it was all about. It's like you take morphine, you knock yourself out and then you're just asleep. You could be whatever. But like, if you can be German for two days at a time, then they saw that as being like a really solid, acceptable drug. So they, a company called Timler-Virc invented a drug called Pervitin in 1937, and it was meth.

It was essentially meth, but it came in chocolates. They distributed it to housewives, workers, soldiers, anyone who wanted it. It was part of the Nazi War on Exhaustion. So it seemed pretty chill. Did you see there's an ad, I don't know if Avery, like put it in um in the youtube it's uh it's like a print ad in a newspaper and it's just this woman like holding her baby and she's eating like a chocolate bar and it's like this chocolate has pervitin in it like she's so she's so much better able to take care of her baby and and

do the whatever she needs to do and it's probably getting into her it was just it was just meth and so the baby was probably taking on some meth too at the time is there anything that would be more annoying than a baby on meth that would never fall asleep. Oh. I mean, I say that not as a parent, so I can only speculate. But I always laugh at the old advertisements that they have where it's like just like straight up, it says cocaine for the, for your morning commute.

And it's like a man in a suit, like driving his fancy rolls royce to work. We're probably going to be looking back in the future at some of the drugs that we take right now and thinking probably the same thing. Like, is Adderall, like, do we even have Adderall without meth first? Like, it feels like a scaled down hyper-focused meth. Yeah, I think that we probably don't. I think that Perveton, so Perveton started, and then the way I understand it, I might be wrong about this, but once the Allied forces found out that the German soldiers were also taking

Purvitin, they're like, we need to come up with their own shit. And that led to the development of bennies for allied fighters. And then that became greenies, which then became like riddlin, which then became amphetamines or meth, basically. It's all math. It's all math. Yeah, it's all meth. It all, like, is very chemically similar. So basically what happened was a very, very large percentage of Germans because they were going through a great depression.

they were taking these drugs which were also marketed as antidepressants pretty much the whole country started to get on Purvitin and it gave them a lot of energy and it made them feel alert and obviously like if you take enough of it makes you psychotic and so they at a time

when you had a leader that was coming along trying to work everybody into a fucking lather and turn them against anyone that he saw as undesirable having an entire nation of people that were basically in a meffed out psychosis state was probably a pretty big asset to them. And maybe they,

I don't want to like say that, you know, it's all the drugs fault for everybody, like going along with Hitler because obviously that's not the case. But they, it certainly nudged them in the right direction. It's just odd that this part of the story isn't told in conjunction with everything.

Right, right? And maybe, maybe it does like, I guess kind of, try to excuse or absolve people from it maybe that's why they leave it out but it's still like a huge it's a huge fact that i think is often left out yeah yeah it's a big part of it so there was something called the stimulant decree um because uh the german army ordered like 35 million of the packages of pervitin in 1940 because they knew that they needed them to to conquer the war so perverton was

like it was everywhere they just basically felt that pervitin was the magic drug it just made you feel more alert all the time it made you better at whatever your task was and uh yeah everybody i don't want to say everybody was in a zombie stage because that's that's probably not the case but they were definitely like taking a moderate amount of methamphetamines a high percentage of the population was um leading up there's there's no one worse than like three or four people who are all on some sort of upper together, whether it's Coke, anything. Because one of them has some half brain idea and then that snowball never stops. It's like, yeah, yeah, let's go do this.

Let's go do that. Yeah, yeah. And all fucking parroting each other. Now imagine a whole nation was doing that. You have one guy yelling about everything. Like, yeah, I could see how that got out of control. Yeah. Imagine Germany as one bathroom stall.

Yeah. Yeah, at like 3 a.m. at Studio 54, you've got five dudes in there. One guy is the leader, and he's got a plan. He's got this shit that he, he's got a scenario that he's been dreaming up for a while. And if he can explain it to you, then he's sure that you'll go along with it. Then he's got two other guys that are very easily talked into things that are also like, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's fucking do it. Then he got one guy that's like, dude, you're fucking insane and starts to get aggressive with the other guys. then they all beat that guy up.

Then one guy then just leaves. And then he goes home because he's got work the next day. But that's basically, in a nutshell, that's what, that's what pre-World War II Nazi Germany was like. Yeah. So the guy, the guy who got beat up was Jewish and the guy who just left was France. Is that how that worked? Or Swiss. I was going to say the guy who leaves because he has to go deposit the other guy's money.

Because he works at a bank. He's in finance. And it was like a, it's all. was like a get rich quick scheme too that they're talking about which like this the adolf was big on like we can I can fix our money problems by getting rid of those people so yeah it all makes sense here that's what I kind of look at this show as being just like we're just one our podcast is essentially a bathroom stall with no drugs just dudes hanging out shitting together that's the best way I can describe it have you ever been have you ever been in a bathroom where there's no stalls yeah I have. That's how you know you're in a great dive bar. I think we should abolish urinals, like just the single urinals

and just those ones that just go a long one. That's the most, it makes sense. And it's way more hygienic because, like, you can keep, like, you can keep the, the fluids running and it just doesn't sit. Like, it's, you're much less likely piss on the floor of niggas is right next to you.

You know what I'm saying? It's like, it's just, more hygienic. I love a good troth. Yeah, for sure. It's always a treat when they have one of those at a baseball game. Is that called it as a troth? Troth. It's like what pigs eat out of? I went out of my way to piss at Neeland Stadium because they had the trough. You love the trough? It was just, it's, this sound, now this sounds weird, but I mean, you don't get them often. And especially if there's ice in the troth. I've never seen that. That's the best, just peeing on. I have to put ice in the trough. Yeah, I love peeing on ice. One of my dad's friends has a troth in his house. Oh, that's

And a urinal. Troth and a urinal. I want to know what the mom thinks about that in that situation. Was that like the dad's hairbrained or was that like his 40th anniversary present? He has like a cigar room in his basement. So it's like his own personal trough. It's sick. Yeah.

That guy has life figured out. That's what that guy has. I love that. Like a woman would never want to customize her bathroom in that. Like if you gave a woman her like she shed to borrow a term from the, was it commercial? Loose. but if you got like a man cave for a girl my guess is that they would probably want a nice comfortable couch for her and her friends to sit on maybe like a wine fridge guy it's like I want the widest

hole that I can pee into I don't want to be aiming down here I just want to let it rip wider no doors if you can just if you can just run a hose to the couch and then just have a hose that I can pee into that goes down into the foundation I don't care where it goes But if it leaves the room, hear me out, hear me out. There needs to have that something like that needs to exist specifically for midnight peeing sessions. Like two, three in the morning, I'm like, sometimes I contemplate like, you know what, dog? Like, let me just piss in this bottle because I'm not walking all the way to the bathroom or now. I'm tired.

There needs to be some kind of P system. Hey, if the Helix mattress people are listening, like add some kind of like urine dispensary thing and your mattresses, you're going to sell out, dog. tell me i love it that's the next that's next level shit called poop couch yeah poop and pee couch poop couch the couch what's so about the poop though what's about the poop but the with the pee like we can i don't know something needs to pop with that yeah if you just cut a hole like where you laid and you could just shit directly under

your bed be wild that's the dream they should have those in cars too there should be a whole underneath the sea like if you want to you can just crap while you drive You're going 80 miles an hour. The shit falling out of the bottom of your car. It's like the Flintstone car. So not to Germany, 1939. One more thing about bathrooms.

Niggick, airport bathrooms are the worst, or airplane bathrooms are the worst fucking things. Just make them bigger. Make them fucking bigger, dog. Like, I literally got to, like, go like this in the airport. report, bro. I'm in an airplane. Any turbulence, I've got a broken neck every time. 100%. It's ridiculous. And like, there should be like, I don't know, but we should beat up people who who make airplane toilets dirty. Now I have a question for y'all. What percentage of flights

that you're on do you have to go use the bathroom on the plane? 98. Really? Yeah. I'm very hydrated when I fly and I don't like flying so I find like being in that enclosed space helps me forget that I'm on a plane so I'm in there like four times a flight See I couldn't tell you the last time I used one Really? I never I never I never I never it's not like conscious I never shit in there I will not I will not shit on airplane

Yeah it's just bad for him I don't think I would fit I didn't even try to sit down in that low ass box I don't think that people actually joined the mile High Club. It's almost impossible. It's a myth. How would it be possible? I did. I did see a woman giving a dude a hand job once on a Southwest flight. In their seats? Yeah, there was in their seats. They had it covered with a jacket and I'm looking. That wasn't right next to me. That would have been wild. I was like a row behind her back or something like that and then on the other side. And I was just looking like that's, that's what's up actually. I didn't even mad at that. And they don't even have assigned seating.

on Southwest. That was just someone that happened to be in the same letter and numbers. Yeah. They just looked at each other and had to look and they're out, yeah, it's, it's hand job time. It's hand job time. You know Southwest fights. Get it correct. Yeah. I mean, there should be an airline that markets themselves as like the handjob airline of the skies. Spirit should just change their slogan to that. Well, that used to be what, Virgin Virgin Airlines? Are they done? They're done now, right? Spirit was virgin who was virgin's done but they were they were an airline for a while they were the they were the greatest airplanes i've ever been on really never been oh my oh my god it was like i was unreal how fucking dope it was like you know how you walk in like my room right now got these

colored lights yeah they had shit they just shit like that like just really dope good atmosphere i wonder why they thought why did they i think it's too expensive for moat like i think or was it they opened at like the same time ever like the economy collapsed i think that they coincided a little bit. I don't remember, man, but that shit, they had great airplanes. The lights were great. It was like a club. It was like pink or purple lights.

It was like a really nice atmosphere. Okay. Any other bathroom stuff? Nope. We can get in some more bathroom stuff because Hitler had a terrible stomach. And so right at the time as meth use was starting to increase all across Germany, the furor, Adolf Hitler, was looking for a new doctor. because he had been dealing with diarrhea almost nonstop since World War I through probably

like a combination of post-traumatic stress disorder through just like if you're that much of an asshole, your body probably hates you too. So he was just shitting all the time, really smelly guy. He was a vegetarian man card and he was just crapping himself all the time, farting himself all the time, had really bad body odor. And he was looking for a new doctor because his old doctor wasn't able to solve his wet ass. And so there was a guy who went by the name of Dr. Theodore Morel. And Theodore Morel was basically, like, he was barely a doctor. He specialized in, like, he dabbled in dermatology.

I think he probably treated some pets, too. But he was basically like, he did some, like, VD stuff. So he did STDs, some dermatology. He could, like, look at your rash and be like, yeah, that's a rash. And I do have a cream for it. So if you put this cream on, you might be healed. So that's kind of what he was like as a doctor, not a brilliant mind by any stretch of the imagination.

But it would just so happen that Hitler's personal photographer, guy who went by the name of Heinrich Hoffman, got treated by Morel for gonorrhea. And he was like, just doctor's a miracle worker because he fixed his gonorrhea. And honestly, like, I kind of understand it. If you're dealing with a bad dick issue and somebody fixes your dick, they might as well be a wizard.

It's like that person is now God because they made your dick feel better. So he treated Hitler's photographer. He also treated Eva Braun's mom. Eva Braun was his girlfriend slash, I think cousin. I want to make sure to throw that in there too, weirdo. So he treated her mom. And so having all these people that were around Hitler being treated by this one doctor, they recommended this doctor to Hitler in 1936.

So Hitler goes, he sees him, and Morel says that the stomach cramps are because you've got a complete exhaustion of your intestinal system, which isn't really a diagnosis. But I guess, who knows, maybe back in like your 30s, that's as far as it went. It's like different parts of your body are various forms of tired at any given point. And so they would prescribe you something. what he ended up giving to Hitler to make his stomach better is he gave him a pill that had shit in it human shit made him eat human shit I was like that dude that we had on right that's exactly like him yeah the uh um yeah the lebron james of biohacking so this i guess that would make deodore morel the bill russell of biohacking Bob Coosie of biohacking? I don't know. George Mirish, no, no, Miking.

He was Miking. George Mika. The Jerry West, he's the logo. Yeah, he's the logo of eating shit. So he gave him a pill that just straight up had human shit in it. And I guess it helped him a little bit. But also he gave him an injection of vitamins. And the vitamin, by the way, he kept very meticulous records.

This is how we know all the stuff that Hitler was taking. The doctor kept super. super meticulous records of what he was giving him because he was terrified that if something happened to Hitler, they would accuse him of giving him some, probably, probably a valid fear in that environment. Very fair. Yeah. So he kept really good track of what he gave him.

And he started out giving him things like morphine derivatives, gave him shit. He gave him sedatives. He gave him methamphetamines, gave him injectable cocaine, gave him. him morphine, and the most hilarious thing that he gave him was he would just take seminal extract from a bull's nut sack. So he would just have like bull testicle juice that he would shoot into Hitler and say that it was going to make him feel better. And a little quick description here of this guy, Thedor Morel. He was referred to as a gross but deflated old man of cringing manners inarticulate in speech and with the hygiene habits of

a pig and could not conceive how a man, how utterly devoid of self-respect could ever have been selected as a personal physician by anyone who had even a limited possibility of choice. So just a slob, just a world-class slob, but he essentially became Hitler's drug dealer because he would give him the stuff that would make Hitler feel good, and then you always want that guy around you if you're Hitler. Like, it makes sense, regardless of his weight, which he was, like, morbidly, morbidly obese. But that's, yeah, it's a little background on Morell. And a lot of times Hitler would, like, he'd be on his train and he'd be like, I need more vitamins.

And he'd make the train stop so that Morel could just shoot him up with more of the good stuff and make him feel better. But that's how the two of them got together. And as Hitler's health started to decline, Morrell gave him more and more drugs. I think he gave him between like 40 and 90 different drugs, all told, over the course of the nine years that he treated him. So this guy was like, everyone around Hitler thought this guy is kind of a fraud. This guy is, like, using his association with you to, like, feel like a big shot. And he's not smart. Even some of the, like, high-level clinicians at some of the universities were like, you're basically seeing a quack right now.

He's like one step up from a veterinarian. But Hitler was like, no, I trust him because all I know is the banana boat guy comes in and then he leaves and I feel better. If you've ever seen Flight, that's essentially what Dr. Theodore Morel is, is John Goodman's character from Flight. So I think morphine is the big thing here. Morphine is one of the most amazing drugs ever. like it's so amazing like my first experience with morphine was and I don't I'm not an advocate don't do drugs or do them fuck it I don't care morphine is amazing when I was I was it was 2006 and I had soda surgery at the University of Tennessee and it's they cut this part open so I don't know

what the term is called and so I just wake up in the most excruciating pain I've ever had in my life and I'm in a sling and so like I had to stay in a sling like like where my arm was like resting on something for like a month, a month and a half, I had to stay in this thing. So I wake up in a hospital. I'm just like, hell of fucking in pain. And the nurse comes in and say, hit this little button and you'll get a drip of morphine. And I was like, I have no idea what that is. I had never even heard of morphine before. And so I was in pain. So I hit the button. And boy, did I keep hitting that button? I was, until I kept doing it. My dad was like, yo, you know what that is, right? I was like, it's morphine. He's like,

It's like heroin. I said, what the fuck? He's like, yeah, you over here, you're doped up on heroin, boy. I was like, oh, shit. I had no idea, bro, but that shit is amazing, dog. Like, every time, I got this, I don't know if y'all can see this. See this scar right here? I did that Thanksgiving game 2012.

We was playing Detroit Lions. My pinky popped out of his socket. They popped it back in. I played the rest of the season. I didn't need, I could have rehab that. I didn't need the surgery. But I got this surgery strictly. to be on morphine.

That's the only reason why I got. That's why you have the finger surgery? I can honestly, like, I can understand it. It's a great feeling drug. I had it when I had my kidney stones, and they gave me morphine and dilauded in the hospital because the nurse was like, what you're experiencing right now

is about the same level of pain as a childbirth, which I don't know if that's true or not, and every woman that has heard me say that gets really mad at me. So I just continue to say it because I'm sure it's not true at all. Like my, I don't have a vagina that tore up to my butthole, but it was, it was like pretty bad pain. And so they gave me the combination of those two. And I instantly felt better.

Like I went from having the cold sweats and just like almost keeling over thrown up in pain to just being like, okay, this is okay. I can handle this now. And then they give you perk a set when you go home. And aside from the constipation, which is a very bad side effect that I get personally from like percocet and and morphine. It's it was a it was a wonderful week where I just got to like every time I had a little bit of pain, put one of those in. But it's also, it is like legitimately dangerous to get addicted to. So I had to wean myself off of it.

And like when, when Arians like don't do drugs, I will actually tell you like if you ever get a prescription for pain medication, don't finish that shit. like throw throw some of it away if you can because like that there's a reason why so many people get hooked on pain pills in America it's like very very easy to do but that said it did feel awesome using them in a medical circumstance I guess I got lucky because I have had so many surgeries um because uh opioids they act like pills I get I get nauseous when I take them and so I can't really like I can't really take them like that and so I I just guess I've got lucky because I've never even had like I've had I got a matter of fact I got a bottle old old ass perkinset bottles in there that I've never even cracked open because I just couldn't take that

shit I just couldn't take it definitely lucky that shit has been fuck like everything you like that's been listed between the two of you it's just another type of heroin more or less yeah yeah so maybe that was actually part of why Hitler's stomach issues started clear maybe it wasn't the human shit that he ate but maybe it was like all the morphine that he was taking Maybe it just spread up, it plugged them up halfway. There's a dude, actually. This is actually an interesting topic, actually. There's a dude.

I forget his name. Fuck, I forget this dude's name. But he wrote a book recently. He's a brother, man. He wrote a book on how we shouldn't vilify drug use. And, like, he's talking about all drugs. Was this the Columbia professor? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's his name? I know he were talking about. Shoot, what's that guy's name? I forget his name. Is it Dr. Gary something? I don't know if it's Gary. I don't know. But anyway, so what he was saying was...

Dr. Carl Hart. Yeah, there you go, Carl Hart. So he's basically saying, like, the vilification of drugs is actually detrimental for our society. And we should actually embrace people recreationally using all forms of drugs, crack, heroin, all that stuff. Because it's the shaming of it that pushes people into a corner and pushes people into this, like, little box and,

And they're hiding from it where he's he's actually advocating that you can actually live a regular life and do like really hard drugs. And he's not wrong. Like there's, I don't know a bunch of people who like did cocaine or did crazy ass drugs, but they weren't like crackheads on the streets, right? They was, they enjoyed doing their drug and they were able to like scale it back. It's a really interesting, I don't say theory, but there's an interesting. observation that he had using drugs recreationally. Well, is it, is it Portugal that has that? Yeah.

Yeah. And it's not that old, right? It was like 2017 they enacted that. I think it was pretty recent. Yeah. Portugal's also a great country to do it because you're just surrounded by Spain. So you can always just be like just going, you can just kick people out in send them to Spain.

Right. Worst case scenario. But yeah, I mean, Oregon's testing this out now too, where they decriminalized every thing and it's it's when a lot of people are talking about like defund the police like some people really mean like tear that shit all the way down other people are like yeah treat people more specifically like don't send someone with a gun when there's just a domestic dispute where it could be solved with a social worker and don't throw drug addicts in a cell like give them to a hospital so they can actually get help because it's like we sell plenty of things that people can get

cripplingly addicted to uh and other people like alcohol and people other people use in moderation no problem so it's like way more people than the majority of drugs i think i would say all of them right yeah it have to be it's the most accessible which is part of it but i don't think if you legal like legalize everything or decriminalized everything there would be this huge rush of like oh not like the the thing about heroin that's stopping people for most people from doing it isn't the illegality of it right right yeah it's like we've got a pretty good idea what the negative aspects to getting addicted to pain

pills are. We've seen that pretty clearly in the last 10, 15 years. And so it's definitely like more dangerous to be taking pain pills than it is to be drinking. But the thing that's stopping people from taking pain pills or heroin is not because they're afraid of getting arrested, really. They're just, most people are just like not wanting to deal with being addicted to opiates all the time or like

in a life-for-death situation. Doing her. I was just, I was just, or just uninterested in those drugs. Like, I have, I have no interest in shooting heroin. I have no interest in doing cocaine. I just have no interest and I'm not going to. Like, I think the majority of people are like that. I don't think niggas is like, yeah, I would, I would definitely do crack, dog.

Would you know I might get popped for that shit? So I don't know, doggie. Like, nah, niggas is not interested in smoking crack. Like, you're not curious? Like, I, hand up. I'm very curious when it comes to crack. I'm definitely curious, for sure. I'm definitely curious for sure, but I'm not going to do it.

Like, I feel like the reason why I just feel like I'm being a nigga that dies for somebody does it. Like, that's what I feel like. So I'm not interested in doing this shit. I'm cool with my wine. Coley, I'm not saying I'm going to do crack. I'm saying I'm just curious. I think that's natural.

Yeah, no, I definitely get it. What I was thinking, too, like, for being such a lazy drug, shooting heroin is a process. There's so many steps. And it's just like, I get it. Like the end reward seems pretty sweet. that's enough to keep like i don't like doing work i don't like uh exerting energy that's a lot of work like you get to tie off your arm you're going to draw a little blood out then you get like too many steps you got to learn the metric system a lot of these crypto currencies of

too many steps i refuse to buy them yeah it's the heroin of money yeah i don't know though man if it's anything like morphine that's fucking worth it's oh it's like yeah it's like not as good morphine right like morphine is the the pure stuff I thought heroin was the pure stuff. I don't know. Morphine is like a low level heroin. I think that's correct. I don't know enough about heroin, but that's what I thought.

I mean, heroin, I don't even think, heroin, I think, is Mids now. Fentanyl's the big bad who showed up on the block and is putting everyone in the dirt. Like, fentany, I don't know who's doing straight raw fentanyl, but that person needs to be studied immediately. Yeah, fentanyl is, that's the stuff that they'll mix in because then they can cut most of the heroin with other substances and stretch a little bit more.

But if you sprinkle fentanyl in, you'll still get high from it. The only problem is if you, like, put any amount of fentanyl in beyond, like, a grain, you're going to die. So it's killing people left and right. That's the one where you see, like, police officers talk about how, like, if you're in the same room, if they're due, like, a fentanyl bust, they'll put on, like, gas masks because they're, like, if you inhale a thing of fentanyl, everybody's going to die. That's not, they're stretching the truth a little bit on that. But it is true that like, if it gets mixed in, you're kind of fucked. And so that, you're right.

That's like the more hardcore stuff right now. Back then, morphine was actually an integral part of not even Hitler's personal routine, but also we'll get to this guy in a little bit, but the head of the Luftwaffe, goring he was straight up addicted to morphine we're going to get to him in just one second um before we do want to talk about our good friends over at uh manscaped we're going to do some manscape stuff i know arian you use manscaped right that's my dog right there man it's a pubic service announcement it's the news that you've been waiting for the manscape engineering team has confirmed they've successfully created the lawnmower four

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And one of the first things that happens, you remember like that dude, Chamberlain, the prime minister from England, who is the appeasement guy. He's like, go ahead, take Sudetenland. is a piece of land that used to belong to Germany before World War I. They took it away afterwards as part of the sanctions. Hitler basically was like, I'm going to take over Europe unless you give me Sudetenland. And England was like, okay, our strategy is going to be do what the crazy man says and then hope that he won't come back and ask us for anything else later.

So he got the Sudetenland about 12 months later. He wants Czechoslovakia now. and what he does is he calls in the prime minister of Czechoslovakia, a guy by the name of Hacha, I think I'm pronouncing that wrong, but it's H-A-C-H-A. He's an old dude. Hitler keeps him waiting until 1 o'clock in the morning. Hitler's like watching movies getting high with his buddies,

and then he goes and he meets with a Czechoslovakian leader, and he says you have four hours. He's all high, by the way, right now. He's been injected with methamphetamines. He screams at him, tells him he has four hours to give him his country, or else at 6 a.m., the German military is going to cross the border into Czechoslovakia. It just screams at him in a methed outrage. I'm talking like Tuko Salamanca from Breaking Bad, like just right in his face. The guy passes out.

The poor old guy passes out from fear because you've got a methed out Hitler yelling at you about how he's about to take all your land in a couple of hours. hours. The doctor, Morel, comes in, and Hitler's like, shoot him up. Morel shoots up the Czechoslovakian prime minister with meth amphetamines. So now you just got two crazy guys talking meth in a room together. And the Czechoslovakian prime minister is like, yeah, sure, okay, yeah, that sounds good. Here's the plan. I'll sign it. Signs the contract, gives Hitler his country because his doctor shot him up with meth. And Hitler was just a meth that rage.

That shit is new to me. I didn't actually know that. That is, he really just bully bought a whole country? He got a country just by like, just by screaming loud enough and being on enough drugs that he scared the prime minister. So they gave up Czechoslovakia, which they just straight up, they were probably going to take anyways, but they took it the very, I think the next day or the next afternoon.

So Hitler starts his march to war. he starts to come up with a plan to take over France and it will not surprise you to know that the plan for taking over France was basically give our entire army pervitin and keep them wide awake. They called it tank chocolate. So the panzers and all the tanks, they would traditionally be driven by guys that were on like probably 24-hour shifts,

20-hour shifts if they had strong enough coffee. so you would get, you know, like 20 hours, drive the tank, stop, take a break, eat your food, take a nap, fall asleep, wake up, do it again. Because historically, the limitation on how fast an army can move is basically like how long can you stay awake. And Perveton solved that problem for the Nazis. So they doped all their soldiers up on meth. And they had tests done where they could find that the critical thinking skills would

decline the longer they stayed awake, obviously, but they didn't care. They're just like, we need these guys to be awake for as long as possible, gave everybody meth, sent them into France. Basically, they drove for, I think, three days nonstop without stopping. You didn't need water. You didn't need food. They were just like meth zombies that drove their shit all over France. And that's, that was the key to how Germany was able to take France in like basically a week, was they got their tanks real deep in that motherfucker because their guys were tweaking. Fast forward, didn't we get this tactic

and why we were trying to make super soldiers in CIA? We could have talked about it briefly. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm sure we're still looking at all kinds of options to, like, just how can we get the limitless pill? I just, I don't know. At what point, like, as a soldier, you're like, you fuck this man what point i don't i don't get this shit though i don't know i think if you're like

a german soldier in world war two you've probably you're probably terrified uh to you like going against your orders is probably not an option you probably like being if you're one of the early nazi soldiers let's get this out of the way you probably like doing your shit you probably want to be doing this stuff you're a fucking psycho uh and then if there are people that have a conscience they're terrified to do anything because they know the they'll just be killed if they if they like speak out against what's going on um so they take france pretty easily really easily and uh at that point the uh the british army tries to fight you guys have seen the movie dunkirk maybe have not so what happens in the battle of dunkirk

is the german soldiers who were still on meth um fought off or they pinned in the entire British Army, the British Expeditionary Force. And they pinned them in on a beach in Dunkirk. And they didn't have anywhere to go. And they could have captured or killed, I think, like, 300,000 British soldiers. The entire British Army was like right there on the beach. They had been encircled by the Nazis. And then they got like, this is, there are three big, like, fuckups in the war.

And they're all tied into drug use. This is fuck up number one. the Nazis put a halt order in. I think it was like May 24th, May 25th, something like that. They told all their people to stop advancing, even though they had all the British Army on a beach. They were theirs. They said stop advancing, chill out for a little bit.

Nobody can figure out why. There's actually like, it's a source of a lot of debate still to this day why they stopped. But the reason why they stopped was because Guring, the head of the Luftwaffe, He was a guy. Now, he's like best, he's butt buddies with Hitler, essentially. Going back to like the, I think it was the night of long knives. I think Gering was a part of that. And he got shot during that. And I think he got shot in his dick, actually. And he got addicted to morphine in his recovery from that. And so he was, he had like Hitler's ear because he was part of his like old school crew. He was also. He was also. also a fighter pilot during World War I. He served with Hitler in World War I. Oh, is the beer, sorry, it wasn't Night of Long Knives. It was a Beer Hall pushed. So this goes back to like 1923 when Hitler first started his like when he tried to take over the government. This guy was one of his OGs with him on that night, got shot. And then he became a morphine addict after that. So he had Hitler's ear because they had that history together. So Gehring, gets shot up to hell on morphine this afternoon, and he is pissed off that the German army is about to get credit for capturing the entire British army. He's like the Luftwaffe, we were the key to winning this war so far. I want credit for beating the British army. Let me get

my bombers in the air. Let me get my fighter pilots in the air. Let's just strafe them all to death. So he's telling Hitler this. Hitler is doped up in this conversation. Gearing is insanely high on liquid morphine that he's dosed himself with. And Gearing wins the conversation. And so despite like everybody else in that room being like, no, let's just win the war. We should probably just win the war now. Gearing talked him into holding off and letting the Air Force go in and take care of it.

the bad news for them was the weather turned to shit and so they weren't able to get their planes up in the air gave the British like four days to get evacuated across the English Channel so even though they lost a few thousand soldiers the entire army was able to survive because this jackass was high on heroin essentially and convinced Hitler to just like stop his army in its tracks so I thought that was pretty fucking crazy I had no idea about that until I read this book it's very like we can hand marsh on the ball on third down like let's let's just try throwing it well why not try throwing it that's a great analogy it's like Hitler wanted his buddy to be the guy that got that was like the face of the victory right it's like we want Russell Wilson this is his MVP this is his team let's let him pass the ball yeah and then yeah

they didn't they didn't count on Malcolm Butler uh hanging out just getting ready to like driving a boat, driving a duck boat filled with all the players across the English Channel. But yeah, it's something that I had never heard about, but it was 350,000 troops that were able to just go across the channel because they weren't able to finish them off right there. And I should also say, when I say morphine, it was called Yucadol. Yucidol was oxycodone. It was twice as strong as morphine. So my mistake, it wasn't, I guess it was like it was bonus morphine. It was their fentanyl is what Hitler was on and it's what Gehring was on too.

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So I've got a theory, and I think that drug use influences just about every. thing that happens ever, like in any major organization, with the exception of maybe the Mormon church. But besides that, like, whether it's substance abuse, yeah, Coley's not, I said, like, yeah, probably them too. Yeah. But for them, it's like caffeine. It's like Diet Dr. Peppers. Do you think they bong like coax? They do beer bongs of like jolt? Oh, man. Jolt. Jolt would kill Zach Wilson. today he could not handle that a 98 jolt cola yeah that's putting them put them right in the ground it's bad news big tea have you ever had jolt no but i do remember

when i was a kid there was uh was it vault or vault it was like the green i want to say coke made it i think it was a vault yeah vault and that that that shit was like that would get you really uh hang on i remember uh uh like my My parents were very lax with a lot of stuff. My father would rather, I don't know, I like, like, rob, like my school, look of all the money than to drink one jolt. It was a vault, it was vault, V-A-U-L-T, and the logo, I can't, I don't know how to describe it other than to say it's like the most 2005 logo you've ever seen. It's like a red V, right? It's, yeah, well, this one's black.

It may have been red, I don't know, but it's like, it looks kind of like, like, like, the blackberry logo i guess but it's like in this cool font and like uh vault was a citrus flavored beverage containing many of the same ingredients as the coca cola beverage surge which i think was also a little bit before my time was great insane commercials i used to kill that shit oh my god he just killed that shit creatine was big when we were growing like when i was growing up like a lot younger preotene yeah like c4 oh yeah taking that shit made you go crazy Pre-workout? Yeah.

You know what? So what the next level of amphetamines is, and I wish that Billy was here to attest to this, but Jack 3D. So it's the word jacked, but instead of ED at the end, it's a 3, and then a D. It's pretty extreme. They had this chemical in their recall it. It was like 1-3 dimethyloxazone or something like that. That's meth, too.

They called it like geranium seed extract, but it was just a code name for meth. And it got banned in the United States back in like 2012 because. I think a couple kids had heart attacks when they took like a double dose of it and then went for a run. So they pulled it off the market. But anyone that's ever tested that or tried that, they will tell you it is straight up like it's basically like you're taking riddling or like you're taking Adderall. Maybe even like a little bit more jittery than that. Who would win in a fight? The German army all methed up or like a big 10.

campus with original four locos. Oh, shit. I feel like... More locos. Yeah. Now, it depends which big 10 campus you're talking about right now. Because Purdue, no, I think, I think Germany rolls. Which one would you pick, Wisconsin?

Wisconsin. I don't think so. I think I would lean more to, like, Ohio State. Yeah, Ohio State. Michigan State. Why was a little Big Ten and not like an SEC? Well, because I was just trying to think of like, I was originally going to say UMass, but that doesn't play.

to a wider audience. But yeah, if you want to give like the LSU or Florida or Ole Miss like student body all the original four logos, I'm sure they would put up quite a fight. Yeah. I think honestly, I think Ohio State might put up a better fight than a school from the South because Ohio State, they've got like a little bit of that aggression already in them because you're in Columbus for most of your, most of your year. Like you just, you have anger issues.

A lot of people from Ohio State, like they just, they like to fight. I think the school to pick is Arizona State. One sheer numbers. They have like 180,000 people that go to school there and they're well-versed in the drug scene. I think you give Arizona State 4-Loco against an invading army and they'll just want to party with the army that's there. Like the girls from Arizona State would be like,

they'd be like grinding up. That would probably stop the advance, actually. Yeah. Yeah. If you had like a bunch of drunk sorority sisters that just went out there and like told the German army, hey, you just stand against the wall and let us do the work. Like, that would, that would stop the advances of, of any military, I would imagine.

Yeah, the German army or one Kendall Jenner with a Pepsi. Of course. That was, that's, what's world peace right there, my brother? Where has she been at? I don't know. She solved that shit. 100%. Yeah, she went away.

It's all been, everything's been fine since that commercial aired. Yeah, we need to send her, we need to send her Gaza right now. Maybe that should go. Put one right in the middle, everyone. Calm downer comes Ms. Jenner with a Pepsi. So that's big fuck up, number one, was Dunkirk. And then, you know, obviously they've taken over France and they're kind of maintaining out there. Then Hitler decides, well, this is like just the worst decision you can ever make in general is he's all doped up.

And so he doesn't remember history. And he says, I'm going to go invade Russia in the wintertime, which classic goof. classic Jimbo, you'd think that you'd learn your lesson at some point, but he sends his troops out there. They marched through Russia pretty easily at first. Then because of a confluence of factors, they almost like marched through the Russian army too easily and then kind of got surrounded by them a little bit. That combined with the Russians fighting like hell in Stalingrad, like made life miserable for the German army, even though they had accomplished what they set out to in terms of taking the land that they wanted. They kind of got surrounded.

Some of the supply lines started to get cut. And one of the big supply line issues that they had was they ran out of Purvitin. They couldn't get meth to their army. There was some food issue. There was a little bit of like ammunition issue. But there was a massive, massive problem in terms of getting meth to their soldiers. So now what you've got is you've got, I think it was like, my numbers might be off on this, but somewhere in the neighborhood of like 200 to 500,000 soldiers, the Third Army, and they are just straight up going through meth withdrawals as winter is really kicking in in Russia.

So the temperatures are like below zero, ice, snow. They don't, a lot of times they don't have a lot of stuff to do. They're just getting shot at pot shots from like Russian soldiers that have embedded themselves in various. apartment buildings, things like that. But they're also going through full-scale meth withdrawals while they're in that Russian winter. And that's probably the worst scenario that you can ever dream up.

Like, I don't know what's more hell on earth than for all those things to be happening at once. Yeah, that's no, like, Betty Ford Clinic, like Southern LA rehabbing with Charlie Sheen. Like, you're in the middle of Russia, surrounded detoxing. involuntarily like that can't be great that's probably what you think of when you're in like the betty ford clinic if you when you start to go through your own withdrawals and your own anxiety and panic and hallucinations you probably think that you're in russia in january and like with bugs crawl on on you and that's what that was actually happening to them and my mistake the right i was

thinking about the russian third army this was uh the german sixth army i think that was I was basically surrounded. I'm going to get a lot of complaints about that. A lot of them. But yeah, so they go through their withdrawals. They're all sorts of fucked up. And then Russia is just really good at being complete psychos and ends up kicking the shit out of them

and capturing like 200,000 German soldiers. I think just about all of them died, with the exception of like maybe 5,000 or 10,000. They all died in the prisoner war camps. So that was really like the big turning tide of the war was stranding your entire army out there with no meth. You got to dance with the one who brung you, right? You don't change horses in midstream.

You don't start fighting a world war without meth after five years. You got to keep going on the meth train. So they fucked that up big time. And then after that, this was pretty crazy stuff. So they started the German army after they felt. to the Russians, they, uh, word gets back to Hitler and Hitler fucked up a lot of stuff with that whole invasion, but he, he was like delusional. And so he refused to admit that the Russians were going to march all the way to Berlin. So he just started like coming up with all these crazy

last ditch efforts, uh, to save his ass. And one of the big strategies that he had, this is fucking ridiculous. Uh, he came up with a miniature U-boat. So what he wanted to, to do was he wanted the Navy chief to design like a one person submarine, maybe two people, probably a two person submarine, but like a tiny little one. Like imagine how, how terrifying it would be just to go underwater in a submarine in general, but like one that's the size of a coffin pretty much. James Cameron. Yes, your own personal James Cameron, but it's, it's teenagers. So it's like people who are like 14, 15 years old. It's the kids that were in the Hitler youth that didn't fight in the army because they were too small. Hitler's like, let's design child

submarines. And then I'm going to send those motherfuckers to England. I'm going to send them up the Thames River. You can tell that like this is very big fire fest email energy coming from Hitler at this point. You remember that email that that dude sent when he was like describing the song that he wanted and the soundtrack that he wanted for the commercial? And it's like probably 2,000 words long. And just obviously the ramblings of a person. who's coked out of their gourd, that's Hitler at this point. He's like, okay, we're going to get some tiny fucking submarines and then we're going to send them across the chair.

We're going to send them up the queen's skirt. We're going to get them right next to the queen in the London River, and then we're going to fire torpedoes at the wall, and we're going to sink the entire fucking island. The island is going to sink into the ocean. That's basically Hitler's plan at this point because he's coked out of his mind. So in order to keep these submarine pilots awake, these kids awake, He had to figure out a way that would allow them to be alert enough, but also not to the point where they panicked when they were underneath the water for the first time. Because there wasn't time to train them in these tiny, these children's submarine captains.

They couldn't put them in a class or like submerge them in a lake. They were like, no, we're just going. We're saying, fuck it. We're going for it. We'll do it live. so he needed a drug obviously for these children and this is actually this part isn't funny at all but the way that they tried to figure out what the best combination of drugs was they had concentration camp inmates and they would experiment on them using various combinations

and they would make them walk back and forth carrying rocks for days at a time if they could until they just died and then they would write down in their little ledgers like seriously evil shit they would write down how long a person was able to walk carrying a rock and then they thought that they could come up with a good cocktail based off that. So what they ended up coming up with was a drug that was called D9 and it was five milligrams of oxycontin, three milligrams of meth and five milligrams of coke all combined into one pill that they would then administer to a 14 year old as they were getting into a submarine going underneath the ocean

and they sent This is the stupidest shit I've ever heard of my life. Why? Holy shit. Huh? Why do you think it? You don't think it's going to work?

Bro. Listen to what we're saying. Fucking doped up teenagers and submarines trying to like, let's hear the end of the story. Maybe they pull it out. How fucking dumb do you got to?

Go ahead, bro. So they send I think they send 30, boats put them into the into the uh i think it was a north sea uh and not a single one ever resurfaced again they just all went under and had massive heart attacks and died so are these different than the uboats they like claim are like in the hudson river right now these were a separate uboat

division yeah it's a different u boat i think that those are like at least i don't know like like teenager, like maybe 20-year-olds, like late, technically adults. These were just straight up kids and they gave them speedballs. They literally like gave them shit that will kill any hardened drug user and then put them underneath the ocean for the first time. I just, they probably just panicked and either, they either fought or they fucked in that U-boat and then they just had massive heart attacks and died. That's, I can't imagine anything else happened.

holy shit yeah so that's i mean that gives you like a little bit of an insight as to just like how desperate he was and how fucked over his brain was at this point and a lot of it does have to do with well yeah he was an evil person who sucked ass and had you know was turned into a hateful dude um but he uh also was just he was just coked out of his gourd and at the time Morel, the doctor that we talked about earlier, this guy, he actually cracks me up because this guy is such a fucking puts and nobody respected him. And like to this day, no one like he's just looked at as a clown. But even at the time, he was looked at by his peers as being just like the biggest loser. And one time he got jealous because he was invited to all these high ranking cabinet officials meetings, all these like secretaries of the war with all these guys had been in the army. They had cool uniforms and stuff on. And Morel was like, how come I don't get to wear a cool uniform like these guys? Like, one of my chopped liver? And the generals were like, well, you've never served

in the army. So you're not a military guy, so you don't get to wear a military uniform. He was like, but I want to, I want to wear a cool uniform. So he went and he designed his own military uniform for himself as Hitler's doctor. And then he wore it to a cabinet meeting and essentially got slapped in the face and was told to never wear that again. And so, And so then he just went back to wearing normal clothes. But he's just a fucking loser. This guy sucked. And he was also a grifter.

So there was no FDA at the time for Germany. So if Hitler liked a concoction of drugs, it was just approved for the entire nation to use because the logic was like if it's good enough for the fewer, then everybody else will want to use it too. Not really how medications work at all. But he would then brand specific medicines that he gave to Hitler. and then try to sell them as like Morel's magic cures and sell them to every German. Didn't really take off. Not that many people purchased him.

He was kind of a loser that way too. He had Morel Russian lice powder that he would, a de-lousing powder that he tried to, that was actually his most successful thing, which is kind of funny that it was like, okay, everyone in Germany knows the guy's name because he makes the stuff that will kill lice that you have on your head. so that was that was morel he was trying to cash in for a little bit and then after the war was over he actually survived he uh he flew out like two weeks before uh berlin got overtaken by the soldiers and uh he got like debrief he got questioned by the germans by the by the united states military

too and they just determined that the guy was too big of a loser to ever prosecute that's like in no uncertain terms that's what they said they're like this is guy didn't really, he provided us with all the context, the stuff that he did for Hitler, but he's just too big of a loser and nobody likes him. And I don't think that anybody took him seriously over there. So we're just going to kind of let him die because he's so fat that he'll be dead in a couple years. And he died in 1948 because he was so fat. So it's a fitting ending for that guy, that piece of shit. And then one other thing I'll add in here is the third big mistake involving drugs was on D-Day itself, Hitler was just hung over in bed. He was sleeping

and they didn't want to wake him up because he gets cranky in the morning if his doctor wasn't around to administer either the bull seaman shot or the meth shot. And I guess Morel wasn't there. They didn't want to wake Hitler up. And it was like 10 a.m. And they were like afraid to stir him. Meanwhile, all their tanks were in like North Belgium. And if Hitler had been awake, then he would have told them, like, move the tanks down and you can fight off the invasion. But he was hung over. He was in bed and his shithead doctor wasn't around. So they didn't wake him up.

And by the time he woke up, it was too late. And then the USA was already up in that ass. So three of the biggest military blunders can be traced directly back to Hitler being just fucked up or his soldiers being, like going through withdrawals at the time from all the meth that they had. So that's kind of the long and the short. of the way of describing uh drug use in nazi germany but it's fucking fascinating to me like this and i really do think that drug use in general is way more pervasive than a lot of people uh think from the outside i'm sure that there are people like in the white house like i'm sure people in congress right now are using different you've at least got a couple people that are hooked on pain pills

in congress i'm sure if not like a few dozen it just like statistically it has to be true I like to think that, you know, all of our congressmen are doped up because of the stupid shit that they do. It makes sense. Yeah. It makes sense. And then, Coley was asking before we got started with this episode, like, what the deal these days is with soldiers using drugs? And I looked it up. There are some countries in West Africa.

This is actually kind of fucking, I'll say that one for last. But in Syria, a lot of their soldiers are very much on meth. In Afghanistan, they're taking meth, dexedron. I know that a lot of places use cat. It's the stuff that you chew. It's like chewing tobacco, but it's a stimulant. And like they give it to child soldiers sometimes and it keeps them awake for a while. And then there are some countries in West Africa that snort cocaine mixed with gunpowder,

which I don't know if gunpowder. adds to the effect of cocaine. But I think just by taking gunpowder, you feel like you have the effect of cocaine because you're like, I just fucking snorted gunpowder. How crazy is that? It's a little more symbolic than anything. Yeah.

But I mean, as somebody that is not a drug guy, I feel like I could snort gunpowder and feel like I could take over everything. I'm king of the world. Yeah, there's no one I could beat in a fist fight if they've snorted cocaine mixed with gunpowder. definitely not definitely not and also like Vietnam obviously there was there were heroin issues there and then back in the Viking age like AD 1100 berserkers were named after the bear coats that

they used to wear so bear coat in Old Norse was called a berserker and Vikings would take a shitload of magic mushrooms they would smoke or eat bog myrtle and then they would get into a trans-like state and go berserk they'd be called mad as dogs or wolves they would like bite their shields and they were described as being like strong as bears because they were just tripping balls on the battlefield going insane um so yeah this stuff it's got a history i'm sure that we'll continue to find maybe those pilots were all doped up on something when they saw the UFOs maybe that's what it is all right guys everybody wants to make sure you're being safe whether you live by yourself whether you want to protect your family whatever you want to do you want to make sure

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no it's cap they're capping do you think the pilots are capping oh big cat what's the what is their motivation a cat it's like big t they're trying to distract us though from what they're really doing yeah so you you do believe an alien just not that like the government but just not that the Air Force sees them in Albuquerque.

I believe that it is a statistical improbability that we are the only intelligent life form out in the universe. I think it's just statistically improbable. Giving the elements in the universe that we all share, the amount of time this universe has been in existence, it's statistically impossible. But I don't think there's nobody flying around our earth without making themselves known.

That's just stupid. What's the point of that? Yeah, I don't, I don't think they would, like, come here and be like, we need to talk to Governor DeSantis. You know what I mean? It would just be random people. We all have too much information and accessibility to people who live in, like, fucking Wyoming and shit. Like, we would, the regular people would get it before the government. And it would make sense, like, to me, it's more logical to them for them to, like, if they have any kind of cloaking abilities, I don't know.

But to kind of just play the background before they engage. but to want to engage and figure out a way to diplomatically engage somehow some way rather than fucking just randomly just surfing our friendly skies for no fucking reason for years for decades like it's just dumb yeah it makes sense I think that there's obviously a big part of the story that we're not being told I'm going to figure out I'm going to find out what it is it has something to do with crypto or COVID that's all I know Yo, we should do an episode on Bob Lazar, because actually, that shit is actually fascinating. Okay.

Bob Lazar, you know what that is? Yeah. Right. So it's weird because a lot of shit that he said a long time ago is kind of actually came true. And so it's like, part of me wants to believe him. Part of me doesn't. Like, it's, that's, that's, it's wow. When he started talking about, like, the propulsion system of the aliens that he said that he saw,

it was, I was just fascinated by his description of it. And it makes sense. I just don't, you know, I can't call it because I, you know, I'm not a fucking Area 51 scientist, but it's just fascinating shit. We'll try to get him on. I wonder if we can get him on. He might be able to. I feel like he likes talking.

He does, yeah. Let's get Bobizar on. I feel like he might, do we have them on radio once? I don't know. He does a lot of interviews. I feel like he does, he mostly does podcasts now for, for his living. I don't, I don't know exactly like how he makes his money, but I'm pretty sure. he's just like a full-time

podcast guest. I think when we only had one radio program, I think he was on it. We'll take Billy's Jose Cansego earnings and we'll pay him to get Bob Zahar on the show. And we also got to get Zah on that show

to talk about the aliens that he saw when he was in Zimbabwe when he was a kid. My mother swears that she saw her a UFO and she tells the story to this day. She's like, I know what I saw. so zah went to a school area that was like written about like internationally because of how verified this alien like they got off the ship type and like multiple kids like they had all these like they're kindergartners right or third grade something like that and they like brought them in individually and was like draw what you saw and like they were small kids they didn't have chance to be like we're all going to be and they all drew like the exact same thing cap

no you don't you don't you don't tell me that zah's cap and zad does not cap never zah never capped once he's a big cap no he got a big old 2005 fit it on right now though all right that's uh that's about it for today oh the one thing i forgot to mention um one time musilini tried to like peace out of the war

he was like i'm i'm in too deep hit hit hitler h man you got to let me out like this i didn't sign up for this i was just like looking to take over part of europe um and hitler uh took the biggest dose of uh it was the morphine the double powerful morphine that he had ever taken and just stayed up screaming at musilini who is not able to retort or get a get a word in edgewise screamed at him for about six hours um just exhausted just essentially talked musilini to sleep and then musilini just woke up he was like it's not worth it fine fuck it i guess i'm still in and then went back and kept fighting the war on hitler's behest at that point have you have you seen the video of hitler at the olympics

when he's like coked out do you remember leo mazoni the braves pitching coach who would sit there for three hours every game and just rock like this that's what hitler's doing with like a coked out look on his face he also had a bad tremor issue so the the word on the street was he might have had parkinson's and he was like reaching the end of that and that's why he was receiving more and more medication to like help offset some of the aspects of that. But yeah, at the Olympics, he was all coked out. I think Liam Azone was taking, you guys ever take snuff? No.

What is snuff? Snuff is like it's powdered tobacco. So you like snort it. I don't know why people would still do it. It just looks like you're taking cocaine. But you have like a little spoon that you dip into the powder. You snort it and then it like makes your nose tingle for a little bit. I think KB and Nick got a bunch of it.

And so I was doing some a few months ago. go but uh yeah i that's what leo mizoni was doing arian's got this look on his face like what the fuck are you guys doing incredulous that's the face of being incredulous right there bro you sniff tobacco yep what the fuck is why i it makes her nose tingle and it like gets you amped up a little bit you ever bees erin i'm positive i haven't but you haven't i was bees in this weekend You take Burt's B's B's and then you just put a little bit of it on your eyelids and it tingles a little bit. Yeah.

Bert's Brees. It was one of those things that the news came up with pretty much. Like one kid put Burt's Bs on their eyelids and the news. The news was like, this is a new pandemic sweeping our nation, all our kids. Are your kids safe? Are they beesing when you're not around? And so they pretty much gave kids an instruction manual on how to bees and told them that it's cool and what it is. and then kids started to do it after it was on the news a little bit it wasn't it was like a made-up thing

i thought you were joking no man we'll bees next time you come here i'm straight i'm actually straight all the drugs pft does is like one step away from just going under the sink and ingesting whatever you can find random as fuck sniffing tobacco i know this dude i grew up with man this thing was crazy as fuck bro uh he would like he would like drive his body he would like bring his bike on top of the roof and then jump off it on his bike like that kind of crazy shit but he used to take

Kool-A packets and bring him to school and sniff him and we was just like bro what the fuck is wrong with you man like why are you doing this just weird or shit we had a kid that would do that pixie sticks

oh yeah do you actually do you get a sugar rush from that I don't do it so I wouldn't know yeah He definitely didn't get a sugar rush from the Kool-A because you got to put sugar in Kool-Aid.

You don't have to, but a lot of people do. That's the way that you've ever said. No, I'm saying that's a two-Americans situation where a lot of people... People don't put sugar in Kool-Aid? It does. People don't put sugar in Kool-Aid? I would estimate anyone who looks like Big T

doesn't put sugar, extra sugar in there. I've never heard of doing that, no. Right. Big T, you don't put sugar in Koolet? No, you just put the pack in the water. Let's back up. You're saying Kool-A doesn't already have sugar is insane. Kool-A has sugar.

Nigger, this is brand new to me. I didn't know Kool-A-Has-Sugar. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Hang on. Do you serious? You serious? I grew up was you get the, you get the pitcher, you get the Kool-A, and you put like a cup and maybe two if you feel a sweet.

y'all don't put sugar it has sugar in it i'm telling you right now it's only sugar it's mostly sugar i'm today is old when i found out my god i had no fucking clue you put you wow salt in your ramen packets too that's not the same goddun it pretty much is although i i gotta be honest if i'm staring at two pictures of kool-aid and you tell me one has sugar added in the other dozen, I'm going to have the sugar added every time. Of course. I imagine it's great. I just, oh, yeah.

I didn't, but like, I feel like my parents should have told me. I'm about to call my mom after this dog, but like, why didn't you tell us? Like, I thought that's the, I didn't ever read, I didn't take the time to read the directions. You know what I'm saying? Like, I was just grew up, you did sugar, I mean, the Kool-A, sugar, and then the water, and then you mix. And that's, I thought that was the ingredients. I didn't know. That was the recipe.

Wow. Wow. Damn. You ever have the Kool-Aid pickle area? The who? Cool-aid pickle? No, get out of it. No, it's a thing in Texas.

It's a thing in Texas. It's nasty as shit. It sucks. What is the Kool-A-P pickle? You cut a pickle in half, like lengthwise, and then you soak it in Kool-Aid. And then you serve. It's a red pickle. It looks like a fillet penis.

This literally looks like the grossest shit. Yeah, I had it at the Texas State Fair. It's disgusting. That sounds like a big state fair. Waste worse than it looked. I guess the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I'm really, I'm really, I'm really, I'm really fucking befuddle, right? I could just, I could just, I just learn something. I had no idea. That was the thing. This coolid pickle looks like watermelon. Can you imagine, like, pick him one of those up thinking you were about to take a bite of watermelon. and you bite into a Kool-Aid pickle? Let me see the picture that you have for the Kool-Aid pickle right now.

I'm really about to call my mom up to this. Yeah, that's disgusting. It's so gross. And I try to thinking anything that sounds that gross is probably good tasting because why would you make something that's obviously disgusting? And no, it's just as bad as you think it is, if not worse. Yeah, call your mom, Erin. Tell her that's fucked up.

Tell her that you put you at risk of diabetes. Can you bring her? let's bring her on does she have does she have zoom of course you guys do in an in an eight ounce glass there's 16 grams of sugar I don't want to feel like I don't want her to feel like

she's being ambushed I do thank you okay I send you the link so if you send it to her have her join all right hold on let me call it real quick can I call it real quick yeah this is ridiculous Hey, yo, can you get on Zoom real quick?

Zoom? Yeah. Yeah, why? Because I'm doing my podcast, and I got a question I want to ask you publicly. Oh, dear God. Right now. I'll call you when I'm ready. All right, bet.

Bye. Bet. All right, she's going to call me when she's ready. Yeah, I'm looking at a Kool-Aid single right now, the serving size is a half packet, which certainly they could have just said one packet. That's so ridiculous. That has 14 grams of sugar.

That should be false advertising to tell people that a serving size is half a packet when no reasonable person would ever do that. Right, they're literally Kool-Aid singles. Like you'd only use it. Yes, that's great news. Those are the worst. The serving size is like a packet.

of Oreos with six it's like who is eating two Oreos and it's it's dumping the rest of the pack but yeah a standard I'm looking at the back of like the nutritional facts of like a standard one of those plastic jugs of Kool-Aid 16 grams of sugar per serving nah she says she can't she got she got to do something real quick okay we'll even get her answer over the over the face time we could hear okay we'll do that we'll do that yeah that shit is unreal you're gonna be able to see her too hold on almost gonna answer she's afraid of the truth yeah i'm gonna call my whole family dog hey yo don't worry about look look just answer over the face time right wait i have i have

zoom on my phone. Oh, you do? You just do the FaceTime. It's good. Here, here, just do the FaceTime. We'll just answer now. Everybody wait and now. You see, look, there's moms.

Hi, moms. Hello. How are you? All right. Listen, bro. I'm 34 years old. Yes. I just fucking found out

that you don't have to put additional sugar in Kool-Late. If you wanted to taste good, you do this. But yo, so I'm having this conversation with, you know, my podcast co-host, who all happen to be, we're white, we're white, right? They all white, right? So, like, we talk about Kool-Aid, and it was like, they don't put sugar in it. I'm like, what do you mean? Don't put sugar in it? Like, you just have the regular flavor, like, just the flavor with no sugar. And it was like, it comes with sugar. And I'm like, no, doesn't? There's no sugar in Kool-Aid. And they're like, yeah, it is. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And we look, and they tell me that you just do the, you just do the Kool-Aid. They just do the Kool-Aid. You know what that shit would taste like, in my opinion now?

That shit probably tastes like Crystal Light. Y'all Kool-Aid is trash. Holy shit. I mean, yeah, sugar is delicious. Kool-Aid in the canister that is already mixed with sugar, and that you can do with the packets themselves, that's not, that doesn't have sugar in it. Yes, it does. There's no way that I do.

That's what I'm saying. See, listen, I just think we would get old mind. to think that's what's going on here. Now, there is... Everybody in the world put sugar in their Kool-A, that shit is gross. I just found out. Strapping young gentleman

didn't put additional sugar in their Kool-A. I thought that was the recipe, the ingredients. It's like you get the packets and you got to buy sugar with it. And then we used to make Project Kool-A where it's like two cups and shit, right? Oh, I'm sure of it. Yeah, it was amazing. But I thought that's how it was.

I thought I was doing too much by putting two. I thought it was only supposed to be one. too much by putting to and I don't know what they're doing and I think they weren't raised right I appreciate you your Kool-Aid inside, Bernadette. All right.

Thank you. I'll talk to you after this because that's crazy that we think like this and she hung above cool. All right. I'm telling you it's a two like there are two Americas

when it comes to Kool-Aid. There's people who just buy it and mix it up and then there's people who dump way more sugar and you're right. It definitely tastes better. Yeah. What he was doing was definitely better.

Yes. We can all agree. But I just didn't even know it was an option. I didn't know it was an option. It's always an option, I guess. Like, so I knew some people that added sugar to their cereal, like put it in the milk if they were going to eat, like, honeynut shirios. Yeah, I thought that was, wow. Wait, you did that too?

Hold on, hold on. What do you do with pasta? My brother put sugar in it, but I don't. I don't put sugar in my, but my brother definitely, he put sugar in his. way in what way like in the sauce yeah it's in a sauce and it's part of it's part of it cooks it it's really good in the tomato sauce

you put sugar on it yeah what the fuck I think that's like I think I remember I had a I had a teacher in high school who used to be a manager of a Papa John's and he said that the Papa John sauce has like a shit ton of sugar in it yeah I think that there's like there's definitely there's definitely more sugar in

Papa John sauce I think just like spaghetti sauce and I never add sugar to that I'm sure the sauce itself probably already has some. It makes it it this sweet taste, but it's not a noticeable sweet taste. It's like I don't know. It's like you can it doesn't taste like sugar. It's just like

oh, it's sweet. Shit, we're going to have to do an episode on like nutritional facts. Yeah. Because like Aquafina you've heard about the shit with them. Yeah. It's like you don't know what's in there. No, what do they do? No, please tell me. Well, no, there's like a whole theory that they have like they put like um crazy stuff in their water because when you open it my boy's my my boy i'm and i don't know if it's aquaina it's disani i think when you open it yeah desani

yeah my bad my man my man's i was drinking a bottle of water once i was decided and he was like oh god oh you shouldn't be drinking that i was like why it's like they put aborted babies in their water i'm like they go what how did you get here fan what youtube link did you click to get you like i would love to see the reasoning behind that shit though you know there's definitely some weird stuff about bottled water that we can that we can get into and like how it's not necessarily any better or cleaner than the water that you just straight up get out of a hose and that's like that's legit like it's it's healthier to drink tap water in almost most circumstances so my stepdad the geneticist he was telling me one time like you low-key dehydrate yourself when you drink bottle water

because tap water has all the minerals like all that dirt and shit that they try to filter out is which actually actually is needed in the water for you to drink he's like he's like you're Like, it's, it's better for you to just drink tap water. He's like, either just get hot water and, like, boil it or something like shit or just get hot water and freeze it and then drink a cool. He's like, it's way healthier for you and bottle water. But I drink bottle water all the time. I don't listen.

I'm sure what he's saying is right, but I don't listen. Speaking of water, we've got a, that's the clue for Billy's question of the day. Oh, yeah. Shout out to Tyler Lydberg. He guessed Billy's winner, Billy's riddle last week. at 9.10 a.m. So he's right on the ball. What was the answer? The answer was the night

because the riddle started out saying a night, a philosopher and a monk or whatever, we're stuck in a building. One night, a philosopher and a monk were stuck in a building. It was a night as in like K&I at GHD. So my dad now will just, so my parents listen to this podcast in like 30 minute increments

when they're driving home from work throughout the week. So listen like Monday through Thursday. And so my dad will just text me on like, Friday night now, just a random, like the other day, I'm looking for it. The other day he just texted me, the assign is the only survivor. This was Saturday at 10, 12 p.m. It just says, the assign is the only survivor. I said, what the fuck does this mean? And he goes, it's my answer to the riddle. So, it must have been an assassin. Okay, yeah, that's what he meant. So now that he just text me at some random point in the week when he gets to that part of the show.

what his answer to the riddle is. Okay. I like that we're burying it at the end this time. Yeah. Got to listen to the entire thing to get it. This isn't so much of a riddle. Billy just had a history question. He said, okay, this one is more of a history trivia question, but it's very interesting. What was the most crucial event that prevented the Nazis from developing the atom bomb before the allies and ensuring Germany's defeat?

So I don't know if he confused Germany and Japan with. how we won World War II. But I think that we defeat Japan with the atomic bomb. But I guess what he's saying is the reason that Germany didn't develop the atomic bomb when they thought they were going to. What was the event that happened that

prevented that from going down? So I guess just reply to the tweet when the podcast goes out and if you get it correctly if you're the first person, you're going to get a little macro dosing care package. He also, Billy also wanted to tossing in here. Just

make the connection between Hitler pumping the Blitz with meth to Major League Baseball drug use. That's my only contribution. So there's a connection made right now. It was pretty much the same thing. Just wanted to smash dingers, want to smash taters. So thank you, Billy. We miss you.

Whenever you want to come back, you're more than welcome to join the show. I actually think it's more like all the German people. The entire nation was the Legion of Boom for like four or five years. years and then you know eventually one or two of them got pop then they had to break up afterwards but you always think like all time what could have been a lot of references to that Super Bowl in today's podcast um anything else guys buy our merch please put sugar in your cul-late put sugar in your coolate listen I'm going to put sugar in my Kool-Aid if I have the choice from now on I looked at the nutrition info and you're right there's like a distinction that you have to make between um I

I used to make the Kool-Aid that came from, like, the coffee container-looking things. Yeah. You know, like the plastic, the big things where it's got a scoop inside and you scoop out the powder individually. That's what we used to do because we used to just buy it in bulk. And so in that one, that's like mostly sugar. We didn't necessarily use the packets all the time. So it was packets.

All packets. Maybe the packets had less sugar. We should put a poll out tomorrow too. Like, did you add sugar to your Kool-Aid growing up? What do you think the percentage is going to be? I think it's going to be dead 50-50 It's going to be telling about the demographic here though

Yeah I'm going to guess 70% no 30% yes That would be That would be so disheartening I mean I hadn't really heard of it Until just now Area what percentage do you think it would be

Not what you want it to be Like if we put that poll out What do you think it would? I think Barstow has largely Caucasian audience so I think it's going to be. Well, you got to push it. I think it's going to be 60-40. Merely because it's going to make

its way around. People are going to retweet it. It's going to get in the circles that aren't like of the barstool ecosystem. And so like people are going to just randomly see it on their town. I'm like, what fuck you mean? Put sugar. And then it might even make it big, man, because I didn't

know it was such a fucking controversial like you put sugar in your Kool-Lay. Like, nigga, you don't? This is a divide. this is this is tearing America apart right now I think it I think it honestly does boil down to whether or not use the packets I think that makes a big difference so depends on how you phrased the tweet then too yeah I mean I didn't we didn't ever buy the that one

the scoop it out like that's that's weird it's not real Kool-Aid it's interesting because when you look up Kool-Aid how to make picture of Kool-Lid instructions a lot of them it's like make your own Kool-aid yourself you know which obviously does include sugar but it's not like it's not like a packet

plus other stuff answer it's like well you put berries in a thing and then you add a lot of sugar like I don't want to make that type who has the time to make that type of cool out put berries in your Kool-Late no like making your own entire Kool-Late from scratch yeah exactly

Why would you ever do that? Farmed the table, Kool-Aid. Non-processed, non-GMO Kool-A. Yeah. Fuck that. Put sugar in your Kool-Aid. All right. Yeah, I'm actually looking at, like, I did a Google search for it.

And like the first thing that came up is people being like, hey, does Kool-Aid, do you add sugar to your Kool-Aid? And one guy's like, well, I saw a lot of comedy starring black actors growing up. And they always made Kool-Aid by putting sugar in it. I always thought that it was the drink mix that was there. And I'm finding out that in the day, you used to have to add sugar to it. Here's a Reddit thread that says, what does Kool-Aid taste like if you don't add sugar to it? Oh. Still good.

I promise you. It's still good. I don't know about that one, man. All right. That'll be an interesting poll. But it depends on how you phrase the question. You can't say, do you put Kool-Aid in your sugar? Do you put Kool-Aid in your sugar?

It's got to be like, you were making, you're making a, you're making a question. picture of Kool-Aid, do you add sugar to the... No, no, no, no, no, because that makes it seem like you're making your own. You have to differentiate it. You have to say, you have to say, if you're making Kool-Aid with the packets, if you're making Kool-Aid with packets, you have to, because that scoop shit, I don't know. I have no idea if it needs sugar or not. I'd never drink Kool-Lade out of that shit.

But the packets, we have to differentiate the packets. Okay. All right. In that case, if we phrase it that way, I think it's going to be 70% yes. add sugar. 70% yes? Yes. If it's packets and it's like you are making a picture of Kool-Aid using the

flavor, the Kool-Aid flavor packets. Do you add sugar to the mix? Yes, no. Yeah. Two options. 70-30? So I think, I think that's what. I go 80-20 if you're talking just packets because I think like I always only had it in

the plastic coffee shit too and that for sure has sugar. Yeah, it's got a ton of sugar in there. All right. Well, I think that does it for today. What a transition. What a transition. We just talked 20 minutes. We went from Nazi drugs to talking about Kool-Aid for 20 minutes.

It's range, baby. Love it. That is range. It might be my blog for the show. Do you put sugar in your Kool-Aid? Yeah. Actually, that's a great blog. On Nazi drugs.

That'll be the blog for the show. Yeah. And then next week we'll be back. You have the Kool-Aid man, a little like Michael Jordan stash. That goes through you. That's your job. I'm not the Photoshop guy Well I just meant to approve that

But I guess by virtue of you saying it You do it I'm sure you can find a pre-made animation Of the Kool-Aid man with Nazi Kool-Aid man We have a big fan of this show Who has made Photoshop's in the past Who I'm sure would be happy to do that Are you all talking about putting the Hitler mustache

On the Kool-Aid man That's what Koli's talking about That's going to be interesting All right And subscribe to our YouTube. Is this a, yeah, subscribe to the YouTube. Is this a real cartoon that I'm looking at right here? Cavalcade Comics number eight.

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