Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - PayPal Coaching Tree

Episode Date: November 17, 2022

On today's episode of Macrodosing, the crew returns to talk the PayPal Coaching Tree. Hear everything from the start of PayPal to its EBay sale that generated the "PayPal Mafia." Also, a draft of companies we think are very hardcore. We even bring back some voicemails at the end. All of this and plenty more on today's show. Enjoy!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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We are back. It is Wednesday, November 17th. Thursday, November 17th, I am excited to be talking to you guys. We've got a lot to get into today. Ari, and how are we doing? Fucking great, man. How are you doing? Fucking awesome.

How are you, Big T? I'm doing great also. Not fucking great? no just great you're just fucking normally fucking regular just great Billy how are you

I'm wellmed Avery fucking phenomenal fucking phenomenal fucking phenomenal mad dog I'm awesome today all right wow the vibes are really high

in the studio it's kind of weird I wonder what changed recently Mercury retrograde What changed My moon is in the seventh house I don't change What changed

I guess who's back Who's back Tony T Oh, okay, there we go Yeah, I'm joking Dony T No, I mean he just Your boy

He's not my boy He announced his presidency At an obnoxiously early stage Of the campaign I just kind of wanted to get the Trump talk Out of the way Because I have a feeling Hopefully it doesn't just crowd up

All media for the next You know, two years till the election They cut away from him Even Fox News cut away from his Hello I'm Donald Trump Celebration last night And I got to be honest I watched some of it.

Donald Trump is nothing, if not a showman, seemed a little low energy, seemed a little jebish. Maybe spending all that time in Florida, he's converted to like half jeb. That's not what you want. No, it's not. I mean, very low energy. At one point, he did the Jeb move, which was, you remember the old please clap, his audience started to like make their way over towards the exit at Morrow Lago because they're like, hey, can we get back? to the prime rib and go get a cocktail whatever maybe mingle with some russian spies and they were

keeping them in the banquet room the security would not let people leave it was like please stay please stay for the remainder of the speech and trump was playing some of the hits he was his strategy so far seems to be um the reason why i lost if i i didn't really lose in 2020 but if i did the reason why i lost was because you guys don't realize how badly things will get under Joe Brandon and Brandon will make things so bad two years from now that you won't recognize this country. There will be blood in the streets and only I will be able to save you from the hellscape that's coming to America. So that's the strategy that he's going for right now. He also played a cover. He played a cover of Filipino president. His whole thing sounded like a cover

of himself. Well, he did a cover of the Filipino prime minister who said that he wanted to kill and execute all drug dealers. Trump did a cover of that. Duterte? Yeah, Duterte, a guy who actually did that and Trump was going off about that. And that's not the right way to handle that situation. If he said, if he maybe made it like fentnal related,

but like all drug dealers, you know, there's too many conservatives who smoke weed. Kind of I think that's missing the mark. Yeah, a lot of conservative smoke weed. Weed has become a bipartisan issue, which is very cool. I think I don't know Was he talking about like

The Sackler family Yeah well that That actually I'd be down with Murdering the Sacklers If not murder Excuse me not murder Putting them on trial Finding them guilty

Then sent his thing Not extra judiciously And as somebody that does not believe In the death penalty I'll just say Just lock them up Yeah The Sackler family

That's That's an interesting strategy though to go with like let's murder all or let's kill all drug dealers. A lot of people love their drug dealer. And they're like, no, you can't leave him alone. Yeah, that's why I'm not voting for you. The political memes in the next couple of years are going to be incredible with Federman, Trump running again, like it's just going to be, the internet's going to be really fun again.

I'm excited for that. It could be. It could be. Once again, I have what I think that all Americans should be able to get behind for Donald Trump. I think that we should all agree that we'll tell Donald Trump we'll act like he's running for president

I think there should be camera crews that follow him around this entire time I think that we should put him in a Truman show like environment we tell him he wins on election night and we create all those graphics and we build an exact replica of the White House have him live in the White House with cameras everywhere we do hard knocks Donald Trump's White House

and it's a weekly show that comes out on HBO for the next four years I love that. I think we can all get behind that, right? Like, have him believe that he's president, and then we'll all watch because if you love Donald Trump, if you hate Donald Trump, we're all addicted to finding out more about what he's doing and the stuff that he's saying. So, yeah, just put him and do hard knocks the White House.

I like that. Is he coming back to Twitter, by the way? Do we know if that's confirmed? Elon Musk is he's convening a roundtable of moderators, and they're going to decisions on who's getting let back on. So I don't know what any of that means. And Elon might just change his mind tomorrow. Yeah.

The crazy part is that the way he's done it is totally just beat any other Republican nominee to the punch in a way. Like, this is actually kind of a bad move for him because he might crash and burn by just like being out there already. I don't know. You saw some people, I think for the most part, Republicans are like, please don't run. I think you saw a lot of that last night. People don't want him to run because they're afraid he's going to lose.

They're afraid he's going to say things that'll disenfranchise some of the more moderates out there. And just a lot of Americans don't care for Donald Trump as a person. So I think a lot of Republicans don't want him to run. But then you still have some people like Lindsey Graham immediately said like, excellent speech, sir, well done. And I think if Donald Trump can keep this sort of tone that he had last night. and prevent himself from flying off the handle, then he's got a great chance at winning this next election. And so I don't know what Lindsey Graham, like, have you been around Donald Trump?

Like he's not going to be able to stop himself or hold himself back from insulting people or like going full Trump. That's what he does. And that's where he does best. And that's why when anyone tries to like come at him and take him down, they all, you can't, you can't out Trump, Trump. And so, no, Lindsay, he's not. going to do that like you should know above all people lindsay graham should know that he's not going to be able to hold himself back but yeah i think for the most part republicans don't want to see him yeah what's your reaction erin uh man knew he was gonna do it um

i just think the the the world is um it's it's that you can't you can't capture magic twice right so like he had that shock and awe factor when he first ran and now i think think it's just kind of he don't get the same feel and so like if you I would I would I mean this is very arbitrary number but like the majority of Republicans or the majority of conservatives in general like they like him they don't like him for any like policy reason right they just like him because the vibes and so his vibes are going to be different and so I don't think his his um um um he's not going to have a stronghold like he did and he's going to have to he's not going to he's not going to run uh somebody's going to run against him in the republican

part it's going to be randis and so i don't know it's going to be it's going to be interesting i i'm just not as interested in it um but it's it's going to be entertaining i guess i think we're going to see a 1964 barry is that barry goldwater situation where they split the vote yeah i mean down trump could run for president on his own ticket as an independent and probably get 20% of the vote yeah that'd be hilarious not just but what's i mean there was actually two comedians in the crowd who like were dressed as classic trump bros like blazers red hat and then halfway through the speech they just started screaming at them yo this is boring and they got oh the good liars the good liars the good liege for years was that

I've been doing that shit for years. Was that the recent at his announcement, or was that old? Oh, it was old. Because, I mean, he kind of doesn't hit the same. Is someone who, you know, was 17 during 2016, like young, dumb and found him funny? It was, like, kind of like laughing at him like everyone was back then. He doesn't hit the same. I think he's like a one-hit wonder song.

Like, I'm trying to think what I would. Okay, you remember that commercial where the scoop there it is, guys? like for the first couple months when that came out was like this this is awesome it's it's tag team and they're doing a commercial for geico like this is very funny they're making ice cream at school and then after a few months you're like yeah i get it i get it and then now if that commercial came on i'd be like oh god this fucking commercial again you know there's like a burn rate out there with it i think that's probably the business was i ever come up with what is it i feel like uh women talking about um abortion rights or something big t what do you feel about this

about Trump I like that Aaron yeah no you're right that was a weird lead in no no no it's like this is not our conversation to have yeah it's like I don't give a shit either way

because I don't like him but you do so it's like I wonder what you feel about I don't like him oh you don't like Trump certainly I think it's bad that he's running Picty can I

can I this is what I've always interpreted about your political leanings that you don't like Donald Trump, but you do like that he makes people that you find annoying pissed off? Not even necessarily that. I think he governed fairly effectively. I don't think his demeanor and just his whole vibe, like y'all have said, is going to work a second time. Well, it's already borne out that it didn't work second time. This is the third time. and I think it's bad that he's going to split the Republican Party and probably ensure a loss.

Yeah. So I am not in favor of him doing what he's currently doing. Yeah, I think that... But my thoughts on him as a person are... I don't love him. He was a better president than I would have anticipated. but I think it's very bad that he's trying to run it back again I think he'll he'll do some shit like run as an independent

to spite Republicans that that go against him to punish people he's that he's that petty though thus proving that he's like not really a Republican and it's just kind of in this for shits and giggles what if he I think he's just a he's just a I don't say he's a narcissist but he's like an extremely selfish person he's a classic narcissist I mean I think what we might see

is he might go independent but then totally flip the flip the switch and just start pushing policies that might help him win over Democrats and like just totally show that all he wants is to win and like he doesn't self serve any ideology he just wants to achieve

not a single Democrat in this country that would vote for Donald Trump but what if you like what if he went super like there are people there are people that voted for Obama that vote for Trump Trump. Yeah, but I don't think those people are like classic Democrats. Tim Poole. I think they're

the disaffected liberals. I love those guys. They're like anyone that had that rebranded to being a Republican, but also like still like, hey, I'm a liberal. But now Republicans have become liberal. So that's who I vote for. But those guys are hilarious. Those same people turn around and then voted for Biden again. And then they would they it's it's it's those states that Trump had to win Michigan, Wisconsin, and all those those like factory workers and things like that who I don't think they're tied to either party it's kind of a working class who speaks to them what what if he just starts going trust busting he comes out goes super leftist says we're actually taking out the corporations before I supported them because they funded me we're actually going to go you know like French

revolution eat the rich like let's let's like I'm going to care for all yeah yeah I actually think that Donald Trump... 2024, baby. I think that Donald Trump, he flirted with populism a lot, and he flirted with a couple leftist policies sometimes, and if he had actually embraced him, I actually think that he would have wiped the floor with Biden. I think if he... Which was?

Well, so he kept talking about how he was going to reform health care. That plan's coming out two weeks for now. Just wait, set your alarm. It'll be out in two weeks. But he talked about it a lot. Like he was going to repeal Obamacare replace it with something much, much better, something that you would not even believe it's so good.

And if he had in that moment done some sort of Medicare for all policy, he probably wins the popular vote like 80% to 20%. Like if he does that and he legalizes marijuana at the federal level, I honestly think that a shitload of people on the left would have voted for him, despite the fact that,

they already hated him in 2020 yeah I think so I don't think so maybe not after COVID and all that bullshit but I think I'm kind of if there's a big leftist I have a path of movement that I think would have would have voted for him for sure I have a path to if Donald Trump came out tomorrow and said that he was putting in Medicare for all in his platform if I believe that he was actually gonna that's the thing is he probably wouldn't do it but like if I if I had a guarantee that he would put it in there, I would, I would probably vote for Trump. Wait, one second, one second, once a second, once.

I'm actually fascinated by what Arian just said. There's one single issue that would, you would vote for Trump if he implemented it. Absolutely. That's interesting to me. I wouldn't have thought. I think, I think more people should. There's a vote on policy and not on the person. Yes.

I'm a policy driven voter. Like, I don't give a fuck about the vibes and what you feel like and if he's old enough or he looks stupid. None of that shit matters me. I vote on policy. And Medicare for all would. absolutely revolutionize our medicare system it would change the the uh big pharma it would change how all of that shit goes down it would absolutely revolutionize this country overnight and that that

that would be the biggest like policy driven vote ever like it would save millions of lives absolutely absolutely i'm a i'm a humanitarian very pessimistic human being but i'm a humanitarian like i want to save people like and so many people die because they can't get insulin so many people die because they they don't want to go to the hospital because it's too expensive like i didn't go to the dentist until i was fucking 19 years old couldn't afford it but i got great teeth luckily but like a lot of people can't can't afford to be healthy like and i'm gonna fuck who puts that into play if they putting it in the play you got my vote yeah so this is this would be crazy path to winning for don't

Trump. Donald Trump runs as an independent, gets Bernie on the ticket in some possible way. Again. Just pushes, no, and then Barry Goldwater's the moderate voter and just gets both sides of the, the horseshoe and just fucking gets the great unifier. Yeah. He's just like, he's tying the two strings together at their end. Yeah. Over the top. He just gets Bernie Sanders up there with him be like, we're going to do this. We're going to do that. We're actually going after everybody. Like, well, the thing is, like, that's what you're describing is kind of like what bernie sanders would want to do on his own you're just saying like if you if bernie sanders had donald trump's personality yeah then that's what you're looking for if you could get that one two that would deal with a lot of you know the corruption in washington and actually push a third party the swamp busters just like the superhero team of bernie sanders and donald trump and just get all those voters who didn't vote for hillary and 2016 and then split the

Hillary vote between DeSantis and whoever the hell the Democrats are going to run that might actually be his path to victory but that's just a fan fiction of mine. You over here yeah definitely mosaicly putting together a politician

no but like having Bernie the VP Trump did file under the Republican Party though like on his FEC form yeah does that can he change that though Yeah. Yeah, if you lose in the primaries, you can just run by yourself if you want.

Well, it's going to be an interesting couple years. Bernie's an independent. He just runs on a Democratic ticket because you have to. Yeah. Has that ever happened to Democratic nominee and a Republican nominee both don't get their nomination? Then they combine on one ticket and just try to. I think Lincoln did that. If I'm not mistaken, I think he wanted to run with a Democrat.

If I'm not mistaken, there was something like that. Teddy Roosevelt. Somebody affectioned. I believe it's Lincoln. Teddy Roosevelt ran under the Bull Moose party because he was upset with the major parties that were in power at that point. That's when he got shot and still gave his speech. What a beast.

That's wild. Can you imagine like nowadays I am not advocating violence against any government official. I'm just reminiscing. Like how, because the news cycle is so crazy nowadays. if there was a president assassinated. Like nowadays, how crazy that shit would be, though. There was the shooting at the, the last time I think government officials were hit with bullets

was at that baseball game. Oh, yeah, the congressional softball practice. Yeah, that was, I mean, and people, like, they did survive getting shot playing baseball. I'm trying to think when Teddy got shot, that was before radio, really? Yeah. So he, you could shoot a president and nobody would know until like the next day.

McKinley got shot in Buffalo. Wow. And that's how TR ended up in office. Yeah. Teddy Roosevelt, youngest president to ever take the oath of office. John F. Kennedy, youngest president to ever be elected. Whoa. To the office of president.

That's awesome. Uh, Aaron, by the way, in 1864, rather than re-nominate vice president, Hannibal Hamlin, the convention, I guess the Republican National Union National Convention selected Andrew Johnson a war Democrat as Lincoln's running mate who later became president

That's what I thought And then we impeached him, right? Did he get impeached? We tried to Yeah, Andrew Johnson impeachment because that was after Lincoln got shot Yeah there was because there's

wasn't I had to do thought that the shooting made like he was like trying to Lyndon B. Johnson him. He had something involved maybe maybe I'm not sure about that one but yeah Teddy Roosevelt got shot delivered his speech he had the bullet still in his

pectoral muscle because he I think he might have been shot before when he served in the military oh yeah and so he diagnosed his own bullet wound as being okay that's just stuck in the muscle it didn't penetrate it's not beyond my ribs I can give this speech and then he

he takes out his glasses case and his notepad hope to stop the bullet and so his speech that he had folded up in his pocket actually had blood on it from him bleeding out as he was given the speech dude he's pretty wild it is pretty bad ass he's my number one bro he is my number one hero american hero and i don't think he did anything problematic that i could find teddy roosevelt did he we could probably yeah there's something he did he did something he did he there's something he did probably fuck but he's just so sick he was sick he was in the rough riders

uh separate the sickness from the artist from the down from the down um has any president had something like as lasting as the teddy bear so that that's a good point

um the lincoln log I think that's phased out now though but does it count if they're on like money no no like something that's like for that that's like their thing i'm gonna be real i didn't realize that's teddy bear was because of teddy i don't think that's originally true but it got the name uh right but it's the name teddy bear is after teddy roosevelt right right but the original teddy bear i think was like a toy manufacturer in germany and then teddy roosevelt found the black bear after the the burnt down american forest and that was smoky yeah and then when like someone was

seen a picture with a bear because there was a famous picture of him with a bear cub and i think that was like one of the first circulated images of a man with a bear cub so everyone was like teddy bear uh yeah i think teddy bear lincoln log but he's the lincoln the lincoln douglas debate yeah because he grew up in a log cabin that's where they call a lincoln log so the lincoln douglas debate i was reading something about that the other day you know how we always talk about those as being like a great representation of american democracy it's you know the art of debate You choose your politician based on their conversations with each other, on their policy and the arguments that ensue. I'm pretty sure that, like, Lincoln fucked Douglas's wife at some point.

I might be, I might be mixing that up. Actually, I had a, Lincoln might low-key be the Pete Davidson of this day. Okay. Go on. There's rumors about Lincoln having a very high voice and just being, like, super strong. and all this stuff and then I think we once had the conversation early in the show's existence that there was rumors that Lincoln was like related to an Algerian immigrant but that I that might have been like spread by the South during the Civil War okay tie that to tie that to Pete Davidson uh Pete Davidson like people think that you know he was just another

tall guy slightly awkward who gets a lot of bitches okay link i had bitches you're saying yeah he was rumored to have like but i don't know how much of that was like from the time just

fake news i think it was uh were ugly though wasn't it i mean yeah but no i can Pete Davidson's ugly i can see that happening because girls like guys that have a thing he said that so matter of factfully No, but that's like the joke.

That's like the joke. I didn't mean Pete. He doesn't it's ugly. But like everyone's like, I wouldn't fuck him. He's not conventionally attractive. He has been ugly. I don't know.

I say looking ugly because like look like come on, dog. Look like a. But how many hot people were there in 1860? That's another thing. Yeah, you're right. Like, motherfuckers was ugly back in the day. Like everybody. When did we get hot?

Everybody was just five. Everybody was just walking out of five. I think we got hot 40 years ago. Mad Dog? Yeah, there was not a lot going on. Post-war. No, that's not sure. Marilyn Monroe was hot. I'm talking about guys, I guess. Okay, let's see. So who are some, Babe Ruth?

Not hot. Shit. Who's a hot guy from back in the day? Exactly. George Clooney. No, no, no. From back in the day, he's still hot. Yeah, but he was alive Morgan. Morgan Freeman. Paul Newman.

Oh, Paul Newman is hot. Robert Redford? Yeah, Robert Redford is a good one. Rebel without a cause. James Dean Marlon Brando James Dean yeah Oh Frank Sinatra was was was straight I'm giving them more handsome than hot though Oh you want you want I want I want you want I want you want to like a

Wait you wouldn't you wouldn't get on James Dean's motorcycle with them All of a sudden handsome people can't get bitches too A a mani Frank Sinatra sang you a little I do it my way Yeah no I'm not I they write by a zoose they're all hands They're all handsome. I'm not saying that, but I am saying that, like, I wouldn't consider them sexy. I don't know. They're handsome.

Also, they're so much older. Do we get more sexy as a species? Yeah. Does it incrementally grow with life expectancy? Like, is that correlated? Because more youthful? Well, youth is like to know, you're older for longer. I think we're definitely youthful.

Like, if you look at high schoolers in that, In the 80s, in the 70s, they're like 30-year-olds. Microplastics. Yeah, I will say like... They're anti-aging. Are they? No, that's what everyone's saying. I will say, like, I feel like people are starting to look younger,

but that also might be us getting older, looking at the younger generation. Yeah, actually, that's definitely an element for sure. But like, if you look at pictures of like 80s, like in the 80s, like they look like adults. Yeah. at like 10 years old. If you look at pictures of like a high school.

If you looked at a picture of me from high school, like you guys who, like, you'd be like, that's a child. Same. We should do that. We should put a post up like everybody, everybody, uh, submit a high school picture. That'd be funny. Okay. The Lincoln marriage, most observers of Abraham Lincoln's marriage have been impressed with

their sexuality. Apparently, apparently Lincoln and Mary Todd were fucking. PDA. Like impressed with their sexuality. You know how much you have to. fuck to make your biographer, like, impressed with your... To be fair, in the 1860s, it probably wasn't that much. Yeah, maybe not.

Maybe not. Oh, see, I think the opposite. I think there was more sex? No, because every time you had sex in the 1800s, you were going to get pregnant, yeah. Possible, baby. But they had, like, 30 kids back, or not 30, but they had like 15 kids. There was so much more cheating going on back then, though, dog, because, like, no, no, eye cloud, like, you could get away with so much, dog.

Oh, my God. The cheating was like like like there's so many kids that think they are part of a family that they're not like lineage is fucked up because there's no way of getting caught like if you got caught cheating back then you had no game and there's so many stories of like a Reddit stories of Ancestry.com results like ruining families yeah yeah also back then that's women couldn't do if you cheated on your wife like what was she going to do what do you mean like well the milk then carries jimmies around but like you couldn't a woman can just go be single. Yeah, you probably couldn't just like leave. Because then you're like damaged goods back in the at that time period. It's like, oh, what happened with her? Like little women said marriage is an economic composition.

That's still a thing actually. A lot, a lot of abuse cases are like that. Like when you're abused, they stay because they're tied financially to that person. That's actually still a real big problem. I mean, you couldn't open your bank account back then as a woman. Yeah. So you can't leave and just go like be a single. You used.

yeah cheating was cheating was so easy i think cheating was just expected it happened just my mom found out when she was like 60 or 55 that she had a sister a full sister well a half sister whoa yeah that would be even a weirder yeah we had you had a sister and then we just gave it no no no that that actually happened to my buddy uh actually he kind of shout out jerry jerry turns out Jerry got married Jerry's the best Love Jerry I think I talked about Jerry before Sure I love Jerry Jerry Jerry

Jerry got married to a woman Nice good work Jerry Turns out Jerry way back in the day When he first met this woman The woman got pregnant Didn't know it was Jerry's Gave the baby away And then when they got married

Had children Then now just coming up today Jerry found out that he had another daughter and like just she showed up to the family. How old is your friend? Jerry's like he's he's getting up there. Sounds like he's had some life experience.

Jerry, what does up there mean to you? Jerry's just does tons of weed nowadays because he used to be drinking a lot and he does tons of weed. How old is this guy? Jerry I think he's like 70 plus. Wait, what?

Wait. He's trying to give me gummies all the time. How do you know this? Because he's the best. Jerry's tons. Jerry taught me how to No, no, Jerry's not creepy Jerry taught me how to smoke meats

the other day. Like, like, is this smoked Jersey Jerry? No, no, this is my buddy Jerry. But he's 70? Yeah, you're saying, you have a 70-year-old friend named Jerry that teaches you how to cook

and tries to give you gummies. I met him. He's just. How did you meet him? How did you meet him? Okay, this is, I met him by a doc. I met him on the dock that. As one does.

What? She's hanging out by the doc. He's a family friend. He's a family friend. Yeah, I bet he is. This is getting. That's how it usually starts. We met him.

He, yeah, he's a really awesome guy. Shout hopefully. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Jerry doesn't listen to a lot of podcasts. Yeah, actually might. I don't know.

I hope I didn't just. We like to keep tabs on you. Make sure you don't tell anybody. Yeah, but Jerry's awesome. All right. I bet. Shout out Jerry for.

for all that for everything well done Jerry has lived their fucking life sure he's killing it right now absolutely killing it yeah so if you got caught cheating you were you had to be really cheating to get caught well you just had you if you use

like the rubber probably revolutionized like birth control probably revolutionized cheating because then you really couldn't get found that they started out with they were using like lamb skin right sheep intestines things like that I don't know the history of rubbers, man. Library of Alexandria apparently had a plant on file that was supposedly like the best birth control. It was a plant that grew in ancient times that went extinct because people knew it was birth control.

So everyone was taking it. And then it got over harvested. And then they had the seeds in the Library of Alexandria. It was there in Roman times. but then library examiner burnt down and we have no more real record of what it was all the drawings of it we should do um maybe an episode on the seven wonders of the world because i just found out today what what do you guys think is the farthest i'm in a trivia league that asked this question today so i've already answered it i got it right hell yeah um so by the time this comes out it'll

already be too late if anybody out there is in that same league um the the farthest east of the natural seven wonders excuse me it's not natural the farthest east of the seven wonders of the world this location uh was destroyed in like one ad if it ever existed at all now they're saying it might not have existed what is that place oh wait farthest east farthest east what is the farthest east of the seven wonders of the ancient world it was destroyed in one AD if it ever even existed at all. Are we talking about the gold city? It's, there's either, was the great gold city that I think was either in the Amazon or

it was in Africa. That's not East though. It's supposed to be East. Farthest East world wonder is the Great Wall of China, isn't it? Yeah. Well, that's manmade. Yeah, the Seven Wonders of the Ancient world. So the ancient.

Oh, I don't know. Oh, so we got to know what the seven. wonders of the ancient world were, but one of them, is one of them this wonder? Yeah, it's the furthest east of them. Is it the guy who stood and you had to sail between his legs to get out of the Mediterranean? No, this is, I'll just tell you, it's the hanging gardens of Babylon. Oh. Which sounds like a pretty cool place, but now people are saying that it might not have even existed. I don't actually know about that. Saddam built his palace looking over the ruins of Babylon, right? Yeah, so it was in Iraq, and it was, it resembled to

large green mountain constructed of mud bricks containing tiered gardens with a wide variety of trees, shrubs, and vines. So it sounds pretty cool. Sounds like a fun place to go visit, but now people are saying it might not exist. Huh. But yeah, we should do an episode on the seven wonders.

We need to watch that ancient apocalypse because they talk about tons of ancient wonders. Just because that guy is... Speaking of which, did you see Black Panther, too? not yet oh so I won't say anything okay is it good

I did not like it all I heard was Michael B. Jordan was mid I don't think he's that good of an actor in general but he did what he was supposed to do in the movie but he can do whatever he wants so wow my dog I hear you man I hear you many

I don't care uh Aaron we need to get get a clip of you saying why you don't like it so that we can have you go on the Jason Whitlock show. Oh, hell no. Fuck that dude.

What, he said he don't like it either? Oh, shit. What does he say? I'm not, I'm just anticipating that he'll find like some satanic reason why this is not a good movie and why our children are being corrupted watching. No, he's a fucking dork.

But, um, I didn't like it because, I don't want to give anything away but I think the entire movie had to pivot once Chad would die and then you can tell it was just kind of

put together I think they did a good job for what time period they had but I say this without being disrespectful to the cast because I feel like they're all but it felt like it didn't have a star you know what I mean like like like movies are

movies unless unless a script can carry it like there are certain scripts that are written that can carry it and it doesn't matter who the fuck is there but it just it just it just lacked a star like it lacked like it didn't have and no disrespect I said no disrespect to the character or to the actors playing it I just don't feel like any of them were on the level of Chadwick Bozeman and and it was a just big shoes to fill um who's the new black panther if there is one i you can't i'm not going to spoil it never be spoiled it but oh you know what i found out though this might be a little bit of a pivot guess who turned down avatar bro who fucking matt damans was supposed to be jake sully no it was

actually he turned it he turned it down it was mark walbert i thought it was and then i showed my girl she's like that's Matt Damon but like no he turned he turned it down he was supposed to he was suiting board identity like eight or whatever the fucking was and and James Cameron called him he was like this movie's gonna work

with or without you but we want you in it and he was like I'm tied to this huh that'd have been fire because Jake Sully he's just not that good of an actor to me but Matt Damon would have killed that shit they always they always get foreign actors because they can pay them

less. Like if you noticed in a lot of he's foreign? Yeah, he's Australian. Is he really? Yeah. Matt Damon? Not Matt Damon. The guy they have played Jake Sully. Oh, I don't know who that is. I know who Jake Sully is. I don't know who the actors. Dude, by the way, that drives conspiracy theorists

nuts is Chadwick Bozeman's death. That's something that's because it was, did anyone else feel like it was sunned out of nowhere and it was like what? That's like, it drives He kept it He kept it quiet

He kept it quiet So people are saying I think anything drives conspiracy theories and nuts They just sit at home and think about things That they shouldn't Are people saying that he like got vaccinated And then he died? No no no more like he became such a big star

But like Hollywood didn't want to pay him So it was just easier to kill him Type thing What? What? Sometimes people die Yeah some people just don't tell Now and then.

Literally everybody. Some people are just hard at processing. I wouldn't know. That's solipsism, though. Hmm. What solipsism? You guys could all be fake. Solipsism is the philosophy that everyone around you is not a person or is not experiencing

life like you are experiencing it. It could be just like a simulation or it could be just fake. It could be, but there's no way. they call it hard subsism there's no way of knowing that you're not the only one of you that's quiggs do you think everyone's NPCs and I was like that when I was little

yeah remember we had we had quigs on the show like a year and a half ago a couple months like a year and a half ago long time ago long time ago because we're talking about the simulation and quigs he has a hard time understanding

that when he's not around people that they have functioning lives and they move around they talk to each other when he's not in the room but that impacts that impact a lot of people's empathy yeah so yeah because you don't think you're that person the way i the way i conquered my solid because i've had those thoughts too the way i conquered it was like i don't know how to do certain things right so like i don't know how to let's say write music in the way that like uh

classical music or something like that right i don't know how to do that and so there's no way in my brain could concoct that and it is it does exist because i've heard it and i've seen it and i can't do it so the rational explanation is that somebody else did it somebody else capable did it and it's not me do you ever have that you totally dissociate from your memories like like for example like playing sports like after the game like you kind of blacked out during it and you don't really kind of remember the exact movements of what happened and you're like you couldn't do that right now uh not to that extent well What I always told people was like, it's more so, like, you don't consciously do a lot of things, and that's what training is, right?

When you train and you practice, you're training your body to react so that when it's live, it's second nature and you don't think about it. And because what happens is like a lot of young cats when they play, like when they first come into the league or they first go into college, they think too much. and they play really, really slow and they're just overthinking and so what you do is you train your body to the highest level so that when it comes time to actually be in that situation,

your body just reacts rather than you having to think about it. Which I'm trying to do right now with golf, but my God, this shit is fucking, it is just a game that makes me want to kill everything and everybody. So would you shoot to that? Just try pheasant shooting.

Well, I'm not, I can't kill things. I'm a pussy when it comes to that. it's like once I feel like I got the grip on like a certain part of the game the other part of the game suffers like and so it's just this teeter-totter of trying to find a balance of consistency and it's just it's just frustrating I love the journey though it's really fun did you did you play recently I play like pretty much every day so like a lot of the times I just I don't play a course I'll just go to the driving range and hit like for like three or four hours and do you sometimes come home from the driving range

being like, I can do this. I can shoot in the 70s. Oh, yeah. I do that shit every day. I'm just competitive. I don't know if I can, but I feel like I can. They're human. They just practice. I just got to fucking practice. I just got to find my swing, dog. That's a good way of looking

at it. You can translate that to any part of life. They're not different. They just got more practice. You know, someone

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Yeah. World War III is brought to you by Billy Football. I'm trying not to be alarmist. Oh, no. Same. There's been just differing reports. Russia thinks that Ukraine shot them. Ukraine thinks Russia shot them. The U.S. thinks that Ukraine shot a Russian rocket that then deflected into Poland. They bounced off something?

Yeah. I've played a lot of flight simulators. I don't know that I've ever seen a rocket like bounce off something and then go hundreds of miles. Or something like they shot down a Russian jet that shot a rocket. it somehow during that whole excursion no one really knows there's so many different reports and I'm getting better at not seeing one and just immediately saying that's what happened so what was your initial reaction when you saw this um I'm going to my bunker no you said something else oh explaining in football I thought I was I was

hoping it was a false report yeah no there might have been yeah deleted tweet oh I I just realized it wasn't funny to joke wasn't the time nor the place what tell us explaining it in football terms someone just took a cheap shot at the quarterback and all the offensive linemen are going to jump that guy okay got it so in this world if Russia attacks Poland that's like on Article 5 NATO

Article 5 like when Brandon Graham hits Taylor Heineke when he's on the ground and then you've got Sam Cosme that gets up in Brandon Graham's face after awards. And that's, that's NATO. Also, those two teams shouldn't have even been playing. So it would be like, okay. Yeah, that complicates things a little bit. It would be like if Michigan was playing Michigan State. They do play each other though. Right. But then a Michigan player hit an Ohio state player who's standing in the stands who was a quarterback. Okay. And then the whole

big 10 was going to kill Michigan. Would that, could you get called on a targeting penalty if there was an Ohio State player in the stands wearing like a full Ohio State uniform and helmet and somebody on Michigan during the Michigan State game goes up in the stands and then hits them helmet to helmet or usually them yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I just got yo it's too out hey Renison thank you thank you so what I'm doing a lot right there thank you I'm trying to get into Billy's Billy's explanation of what's

happening here. It's a big reach. All right. So, uh, we're trying to figure out who's, whose rocket this was? Or do we know it was a Russian rocket? It was definitely, the thing is the type of rockets, like both sides are definitely using. But they're Russian-made rockets and there are, yeah, there are rockets that are sold by NATO countries. True. We don't know what's true. What's true? What's not? But we know Article 5 is that if any NATO member, uh, gets attacked, article 5 provides that if a NATO alley is the victim an arm attack each and every other

member of the alliance has to come to its aid. Okay, so I've heard all they're not necessarily being an attack, right? Well, two civilians did die with the rocket strike. Well, what is interesting is

every now and then people find it necessary to implore ethics during war, which is wild. But that, I mean, I guess it's up to interpretation. I haven't read the actual article, but it doesn't sound like, you know, casualty to war is something everybody accepts in war.

Would it not just fall under that? Is that not protected? Yeah, this is what it looks like right now, because there's been an update on it, and according to Reuters, it looks like it was a Ukrainian air defense rocket that was left over from the Soviet Union from way back, way back of the day. So Ukraine's air defenses fired this missile, this, yeah, I guess you could call it a, I think it was a S-300 rocket, very capable air defense system. The S-400 is an elite, but the S-300 very capable. So they fired that rocket at a Russian plane.

Something happened. It missed. It got sent off course. Probably didn't deflect off anything, but it was just, it missed. It landed in Poland, killed two people. Now, NATO is saying that Russia is still to blame for this because they're the ones that started the war that triggered the air defense system to begin with. I just think we shouldn't enact Article 5. Yeah, I agree.

Why do we always talk about Article 5 with NATO? Obviously, it's the most important part of the NATO treaty. Obviously, it means if you attack one of us, the whole squad's coming. What are articles 1, 2, 3, and 4? I'm pulling up right now. What's more important than that? Why do they bury Article 5? I think Article 1, a treaty of states that member parties settle any international disputes,

which they may be involved by peaceful manners such that international peace and security and just, I think like it's- Article 1 is be chill? Like, don't fight each other. Yeah, Article 1 is be chill. Article 2, the parties will contribute toward the further development of peaceful and friendly international relations by strengthening their free institutions. Okay. Article 3 is...

Learn how to be chill. Article 3. say article two is um everybody get along oh no no article two is no trade council cultural programs yeah got it so article one is everybody be chill article two is i fuck with a vision let's build yes okay article three in order more effectively to achieve the objectives of this treaty the parties separately and jointly by means of continuous and effective self-help and mutual aid will maintain and develop their individual and collective capacity to resist

armed attack. Everybody works on themselves. Yeah. And I'd say that's also just like, watch your neighbor's back. Like, you got my back. I got your back. Like, you do your part. Do your part. There's also like some defense in there.

Yeah. We got each other. That's what that one is. Yeah. So like continuity of government during crisis, energy and power grid, infrastructure, resilience, immigration control, food and water security so like take care of your own shit um article four is then that's when it starts talking about my bet yeah but i think article five is that's where you get to the real meat article four is like help us with so it's like article four is like let's meet about

article five sometimes okay um all right so that's world war three brought to by Billy Football. Hopefully that was an unbiased reading. I think it was unbiased. Because like, I mean, a lot of people, there's like, the extremists are being like Ukraine is trying to trigger NATO involvement by getting Poland involved and shooting those rockets. That's what one side's saying, the other side's saying that it's straight up Russia

doing it. Yeah. I think in this situation, Ukraine sounds like they missed. that sucks but I mean what are you going to do Poland's going to invade Ukraine now or get involved but um

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You know, you don't have to do whatever else. Yeah, but usually I do it on Mondays, but we'll get into it right now. What are you teed off about? It's, it seems like it's finally cold forever now. Like, it's here to stay.

It's the last... Hold, are you mad at that? I love it for like two weeks in December. Like December 13th to 27th, I would like it to be cold and like a little light snowfall. Other than that, we got longer than usual this year. We got deep into November before it finally got cold, but it's really cold now. And it's just... And it gets dark at 4.15.

Yeah. My whole day is thrown off. It is. It really is. going home from work and you feel like it's 9 p.m. Yeah. When you leave.

It's the worst. But this is the last time, right? I think so. In the spring, we go back to daylight savings time and then that's it. We never touch them again. Is there a good reason for daylight savings? I don't know. Is there?

I think it was like an agricultural thing. To conserve power is what I was told during wartime. But we didn't really need to. So I think there's. This is World War II when we did, like, the victory gardens and all those things. And you were supposed to save different types of grease and turn it in to your local branch of, you know, if there was a recruiting office or anything. So there's, there's no, like, pragmatic reason, like, where we should do it. Like, there's, like, it's, I'm trying to, like, that shit doesn't matter anymore.

So, like, is there a good, I don't, I'm honestly, genuinely asking. I have no idea. There is an agricultural reason, but I think most farmers agree that it doesn't really. make a difference i think we i think it really had to do with rationing yeah rations candles yeah but um rationing candles is part of it and and power but i i learned something this weekend that you know how in world war two there were all those victory gardens and you were supposed to save things from your house and you were made to feel like you were helping the war on your home front like whether it was certain types of materials that you were turning in not using other types

that was all bullshit just to make people feel like they were supporting the cause like they were making sacrifices so they would be more likely to continue to support the war is that interesting probably sure as hell

didn't make them feel totally helpless like psychologically it probably works you feel like you're making your sacrifice so then you're more likely to continue to support what could be a long war Huh Big T

You teed off about Just the weather in general Yeah Weather The darkness As I said Nothing Nothing too bad

But you know Like When that sort of Like seasonal stuff Starts happening To me I just always try To focus on stuff

That's fun That you can look forward to Like we have a game Today We have a game Tonight Big game Basketball game

I'm excited like somebody please record this somebody please we're we're four and one right now arian three and one three and one well one one of our most successful youtube videos ever was arian reacting to your highlight tape billy we need an aryan reacts to basketball with big t and billy i was two or four from three last week yeah it was sick wow he was banging the boards and then no one got him at three and he just was putting him up from the corner just You got it. You got to guard me in the corner. Yeah. And then the big man

started going out on him. Their big man, by the way, 34-year-old father of three who was taking this more seriously than anyone I've ever seen. He almost fought Jetsky, but Jetsky was taught. I mean, he was like banging down low. Well, this guy, he had hips.

He was, get the, get involved. Big T. I would, no, I was, I know because I'm the one that was down there. I was banging with him too when Big T. you need minutes. So Big T, you drew him out into the corner and it opened up the office. Well, they eventually realized like we got to cover this guy. Yeah. And that spreads the defense out, spreads the floor. It does. It changes the game for the offense. It opens everything up. So how'd Hank play? He wasn't there last week. Is he

playing tonight? I believe so, yeah. Okay. Let me know how he does. It's very important for me to know. Why? I'd like to know if he does anything embarrassing. I'll let you know. Thank you. Am I ever going to get invited or? Do you want to come tonight? We actually need a tonight. Can't make it tonight. Yeah. If you need somebody who can't touch rim, he's your guy. That's cat. We just need someone. We just need a body.

We just need someone to get some. Live look at Aryan right now. We just You saw me fucking touch rim. Big T saw it. On a little baby ass rim, yeah. A baby ass. It was a 10 foot rim. We measured it. Who measured it?

I stood next to it. I held my hand up in the air. And then we've got people that did the math of like showing how high my my height is compared to where the rims at and you saw okay here's five foot eight and a half pfti yep that rims 10 feet tall if not even higher you know you wearing the hat not me i'm doing an impression of you speaking of seasonal depression i had this realization i don't know if this is true but are you saying i'm depressed no i think he's saying i'm depressed which i'm not i just don't like that it's cold right but like when these like changes happen in the season, I've noticed that there's more unhappy people because of the changes

and that reflects in hater turnout online. So more negative comments. And there's less negative comments around happy times. I would like to see that. I would like to see those stats. I don't know. I don't know if that's actually true, but it came to me during a microdosing session where I was thinking about things and working out. So you're saying are there more haters per capita in the northwest? No, I'm saying the haters when they become

upset and they like feel pain they get activated because of the weather and they're more likely to like That's what I'm saying That's what I'm saying

By that logic The northwest The Seattle The Oregon area That would be That's how you test Your theory Is there more

negative comments In the northwest Well think about All the protests There during Like Chaz More of the social upheaval is because it was raining

the most searched uh porn uh is in that in that area well i love those in northwest

those are fun categories it's so fine yeah what's the most searched category in in like let's say let's say Washington porn categories by state I feel like

Washington probably has a Washington is a pretty normal place for the most yeah I was I was saying it's like it's a little it's a little left leaning i would say it's a little more kinky i actually i think there's definitely i think there's a little more of a hmm let me there's definitely there's definitely an asian influence that's what in was you were trying to figure out a way to say like asian demographic well yeah no there's

there are a lot of there are a lot of Asian people that live in seattle double just a fact uh Washington double penetration oh 220 election week that's election week what they type in election week and the porn site? I bought the wrong article. This one's election. It sounded like you were on the right article from what I heard. Let me take a look at that ballot box,

girl. The South Dakota, during election week, South Dakota's most relative searches was wrestling. I love that. That was just Brock Lesner just saying, hey, looking up, just wrestling. They just open up a word document

and just type wrestling into it and just look at it. Oh, I've seen that John on Netflix. um uh killer sally so it's it was this it was this bodybuilding chick that uh killed her husband who was a bodybuilder and she used to like so back in the 80s she used to um because bodybuilders didn't make that much money so like to make ends meet she would videotape herself wrestling with guys in her little suits and dudes went crazy for it and she was making like mad money and so she would like wrestle and put guys in headlocks with her legs and stuff like that like dweeby dudes yeah but like they ended up bailing her out of jail because they were like

she had a big fan club they ended up bailing her out like they put money together or bailing her out it's a crazy little documentary that's nuts i mean choose probably the first specific only fans that was like an only fans yeah yeah okay so i think i finally found the right chart um Okay, so... I found the Pornhub list by state. Why is... But it's got certain words blurred out on here. Yeah, all the exact same one right now.

Yeah. So all the words in Washington State are blurred out right now. So that means that they're all dirty words. But it looks long. But it's two words long. So what could that be? They don't even give you like a clue what starts with? I think it might be double penetration.

It looks like it could be double penetration. Oregon is... is J-O-I. Asian is California. What is J-O-I? I'm going to search. Should I just... If I type in J-O-O-I?

I think it's... I think it's jerk-off instruction. I don't know. You definitely know. No, I actually have no idea. I'm trying to figure out of what to search for... I think it's this. For J-O-L-W-D-O-W-D-I-I-D.

I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. Trying to think J.O.I. Meaning. Okay. J.I. Meaning. Overall, the acronym J.Y. Most often stands for jerk off instructions or jackoff instruction. So it's like how to. No, I don't. It's how too. It's like. No. I do. No. There you go. That's not a normal acronym, baby. Come on, man. It's self help. I would explain itself. I think I. What do you type in, Avery? What do you type in, Avery? We don't need to share this information. I think I'd be very good at it. There's a lot of people. is in our show.

The J-O-I porn categories flooded with a whole bunch of joy. What people do on their own time is their own business. Grab your dick and then pull on it. That's... I want to tell you what to do. No, it's not in... I don't king shame, by the way.

I think whatever you went to as long as it's consensual. Idaho is giantess. What's that? Is that like a big woman and small man? That's a... That's a corn-fed woman. like who can also work the farm. Hell yeah.

They can also work the farm. Sometimes I type in tall woman. I've typed in tall woman. I've never typed in tall woman in my life. I've typed in town. Out of Idaho, they need a woman who can, who can, you know, get you going and also get some potatoes out the ground. That's probably what gets them going.

Yeah, just somebody like working. I want like a working breed. I want the Clydesdale equivalents of Porn Star. Giantess is a female. I think it might be. those because I've seen like some of the pictures of like a woman like grabbing a guy and he's got like his legs wrapped around or they're making out against a wall. I've seen pictures like that on Twitter. Jordy El Nino. What's that? He's like a classic meme. What's Jordi El Nino? Neighborhood

scoundrel. I don't know what that is. He's you'd recognize it. But we had a joke. Okay. But anyway, moving on, we're totally getting that Spotify deal guys. We just got to talk way more horny. We can. Yep. We're going to get brought out. I'm going to read some of these other. We need, we get hornier. So these are top relative searches. It should be important. It's important to note that. It's not

like the number one search. So that's like regression from the mean. That's fucked up. No, but it makes sense though. But I want to know. That tells you exactly what different parts of the country are into compared to the others. So yeah, the deviation from the mean of all

those searches. Shout out to Louisiana. Louisiana. A hell of a job. like straight into the point their top relative search is naked women fuck yeah hell yeah well i was like it sounds like somebody who just got a computer that's benjew that they just got internet yeah that's ben mince no no mince is in uh mississippi typing furry uh mississippi is furry Utah Utah is always more yeah they they keep it they keep it consistent that's some real Romney conservatives there. Arizona is strip, which again, that sounds like old person moves to Arizona. They're trying to figure out how to watch porn. Yeah. Wasn't it Arizona though that had the

drive-through strip clubs during COVID? Maybe they're just really into strip clubs. They might be. Yeah, Arizona, I think they are a big time strip club. That's sick. Texas is, uh, mex. I see thick Latina. I saw tech sex. No, I'm seeing, I'm, I'm seeing thick. Latina on mine. Alaska is morning sex. How can you tell what time of day it is? I have a feeling that that's morning sex in Alaska. It's like you wake up and it's a chill.

Maybe it's because they have that 24 hours of jail right there. They lose track of time. They're like there's a concept that they've never seen. It's like such a weird thing to them. Like the porn starts in there like sleeping and then they wake up. They have no darkness. They just like to see a sunrise. Yeah.

That's really what. That's really what they're looking for. Can we not clip this? Why? You're not doing anything wrong. Nebraska is moaning. Just sex, Billy. It's natural.

This is how we get our bag, Billy. This is how we make money. My grandma texted me the other day about how she was talking to someone about where I work. And the guy, my grandma was like, oh, yeah, my son does football stuff. Like, your son, if he plays football, should watch it. and like the son's like 11 and it was like an auto mechanic he was like I would never let my son listen to your son and then my grandma was like really upset about this well I'm sorry I'm sorry Billy's grandma yeah I don't think she listens to this sorry grandma football but anyway yeah sorry grandma football grandma pigskin grandma football do not do not listen to this whatever you do if this part is not not for you little update on the FDX saga we talked about oh hang on up we're still going I'm not done yet, Billy. My dream is for Bang Bros to buy the Miami Heats Arena.

Like the Bang Bros. Center. They do this every time a new naming rights deal is up for an arena. They try. Yeah, it's good for a press release. Now, I hope your grandma doesn't listen because she might be the most popular search thing in Ohio, which is just mature. Down in Ohio. Yeah. Respect.

I love that. Respect to Ohio. Oh, that's many times I've typed that here. Where the milf lover's at, PFT? Ohio looks like a big milf country. Milf and grandma's different. Milf is, um... That's a guilt.

That's a guilt. I've done both. Been both. Arkansas is divorced. That's cool. Whatever. They want to get like the legal proceeding involved or whatever. We'll make sure she's not involved.

What's the Arkansas divorce rate? I'm going to go out on a limit and say pretty high. But what if it's not? Oh, I was going to say not high. Oh, I think they. Arkansas, they have a tendency to stick with their husbands, even when they cheat on them. It doesn't really. Repeatedly.

Yeah. And prolifically. What's the reference here? Oh, I don't know, just a woman who like, whose husband doesn't respect her at all, but she stayed with them maybe for career aspirations, things of that sort that didn't even pan out that well. Maybe. To this day, he's still with her. specific yeah it's just a scenario I'm throwing out on

I don't know I don't know billionaire do not give yeah I know this is awesome this segment is officially on pause until Aaron and Billy realized the most obvious oh shit okay

my bet yeah I got who is it I got you no no no you got oh yeah yeah I just got it yeah who is it wait Billy has cap who is who is it is no I know who is it is don't.

Who is it? She hates emails. Okay. I don't know why you wouldn't just say it. Well, I want to see it. I don't know. I was thinking of a clever way to say without Avery,

uh, Ari and nowing. Democrats rent free in big T. Uh, Vintage is the most popular one in D.C. Vintage. What is it? Oh,

is that like 70s and? Yeah. That's kind of lit. It gets kind of weird, though, because they don't shave. Yeah. Vintage is like referring to cars I like I kind of

I like the the film quality that it looks like it was all filmed on like old school cameras and shit yeah it's nice little throwback there's a bar in Nashville

that has a like a thing a little peephole you can open and it shows like old porn I don't know why it's there I like that but I found out about it

when I went there a year ago I just like can't fathom good bar though they got they got arcade games and shit good spot there's just so many categories like who just goes on their computer and types in vintage I mean it's the the thing is the dopamine response from pornography is so powerful it will cause people to go to crazy lengths yeah they like go to like the 70th page to find their perfect video yeah um shout out Colorado I don't think I've ever gone past two you know Lamar Odom said that he watched every single porn video on the internet that's that's that's He said that he did. That's why he had to start having sex with prostitutes

and go to the bunny ranch and all that stuff because he had literally watched all the porn. You guys know, Rule 39. Which is more impossible. Will Chamberlain having sex with 10,000 women or Lamarote, I'm watching every porn video? I think it's the latter. That's just not possible.

There's too much of porn. There's too much of porn. Billions of Rule 39, there is a porn version of anything online. Rule 34. Is there a porn version of this podcast? Oh, Jesus. Don't put that out there I bet you there's

I'm not even trying to be funny I bet you there are people who have written fan fiction about you which is like written porn now let's find it if Coley's in

and I want to read it I'm like not even joking I almost can guarantee you where's the RIP Coley shirt he gave us the sign off Coley comes in and I might write

some fanfic about Coley oh my God hey what's up fellas that's how it starts Is there a PFT fan fiction? I can almost guarantee you there is. People have sent me some, I've read, I've read some disturbing things. Yeah.

I'll put it, I'll answer it that way. Shout out to Colorado. Their highest search is just huge boobs. That's so Colorado. Rocky Mountain. Just some bro. 12 year olds. So yeah, either 12 year olds or just like baked 23 year olds off the mountain.

Huge boobs. those are huge I want to see like those aren't those are pretty big but I'm looking for huge and then Wyoming interesting

Wyoming searched for hardcore which brings us to today's discussion about the PayPal Mafia because they are hardcore

they've established themselves as being hardcore businessmen hardcore in politics hardcore in life just recently the other day Elon Musk says that he's firing almost everybody at Twitter

and the only way you can keep your job is if you choose to become hardcore about Twitter become a hardcore Twitter employee what does hardcore mean you might ask hardcore means just essentially like living breathing being all about Twitter sometimes if you want to make a great company

you have to have people that are nimble aggressively dedicated to your company and those are the type of people that Elon Musk wants to keep around for Twitter 2.0. It will need to be extremely hardcore, long hours, high intensity. People need to click yes to confirm

being part of this by 5 p.m. Eastern tomorrow. Also they get three months severance. That's a decent amount of severance. So they want only exceptional performance that will constitute a passive grade. Twitter will be engineering driven. He wants it to be hardcore. So, um, hardcore, hardcore, hardcore.

I think what he's getting at is like, something that's probably way easier and way more beneficial to achieve if you have a smaller company and you're getting started and you can break a lot of rules and shit. But when you have a company that's as established and as big as Twitter, it's probably harder to just be like super hardcore about everything. That's my feeling But I was thinking about the word hardcore And I asked everybody

Think of three companies out there That you think are hardcore Hardcore Hardcore companies When you think about their employers And just the work that they do So let's go around the room Aaron

I was gonna go With Mormons But I think It's in a broad sense in general just church in general it just don't get much more hardcore than that the church yeah yeah that is their life oh so i do all three are we yeah yeah go for all three okay um the second one is uh just i think waiters and waitresses in general and the reason as to why is because they got to really work for the checks you know what i mean like because they work they get paid more off tips

than anything else. And so it's like, they got to like give you a smile when they don't feel like it. So it's not really dedicated to the job per se, but they dedicated to the service. You know what I mean? They have to be hardcore, yeah.

Yeah, they got to be hardcore about that shit. And then the other one is, as obvious. I think it's just like, specifically the NFL, but I mean, sports in general, because it's just such a business that there was like,

if, like I once had a conversation with my GM about doing things in my office. He's like, we don't know if you're that dedicated. And I'm like, well, what? It's just they're weird, they're weird. They're weirdly obsessed with you being obsessed with whatever sport you're in. Mm-hmm.

Why did they think that you weren't dedicated? I don't know. I asked them a question and he couldn't answer it. Because it was after I filmed the draft day. And it was like, well, we just feel like, you know, you're not as dedicated. I was like, why do you feel like that? When you're into a lot of things, I'm like, it's just the things that I'm doing, you just happen to see.

I was like, you ask the guy that's fishing in his off time. Is he into football? He's like, well, that's a good point. Like, of course it is, bro. Yeah. Let me alone. That's fair. It's not like you came in fat, right?

No, no, I was always in shape. Did you ever show up fat? No, I was always in shape. Was there ever a picture that came out from a weird angle during training camp where it looked like you were fat? And then some people are like, hey, is Aaron Foster out of shape? Nah, not in training camp. No, in college, for sure.

I was a little overweight, but never in the league. And good question. Kind of off topic. But what do you think was the one factor that helped you get off the practice squad onto the roster? Would you mean an outside factor? Or like something you did or did, like, what made the coaching staff change their mind? Like, this is a practice player?

to this is an NFL running back? It was my mindset. My mindset changed. My mindset changed to, from, okay, woe is me. I didn't make the team to, I'm going to show these motherfuckers every day why I belong here. And so a lot of the times that you're going up against the ones because I was scout team, right? And so my goal, I knew I was better than any running back we had. I mean, a lot of it had to do with the confidence,

but a lot of it had to do with the work I was putting in, too. But I just knew I was better than everybody we had. And so in my head, I was like, I'm going to show you, not only am I the best running back we have, I'm going to show you why your defense can't stop me. And so every single day, I would shake the shit out of a linebacker. Like I said, I was going up against corners. I would shake your number one, number two, number three corner.

Your safeties couldn't guard me. Your linebackers can't guard me. None of them can touch me. And I just, I just made it a point to every single day, I'm a wow these motherfuckers when they watch film. I didn't, also it was like, I made it, I always used to tell the young guys. I made it so it was like, you had to keep me on the field. Because like running backs, they're like specialty. So it's like you have your first and second down guys who pound the rock and are really good run.

Then you have a third down guys who are good at pass protection and good at catching, right? I made it so there wasn't a person on the roster. Or I felt like in the league that could come take me. my job at any given down. I felt like I was the best third down back. I felt like I was the best first and second down back. I felt a goal line short yardage. I just created the best version of myself in every aspect of the game to where

that when they turn on the film, I was like, we have to keep them on the field. And that's what happened. That's dope. That's hardcore. That's fact. Sorry to distract because I just, I was thinking about that the other day. That is hardcore. Billy, it's dedication.

What are your hardcore? I'm going to go with Stratton Oakmont Okay Which if you remember is the company from Wolf of Wall Street Oh yeah Yeah they were hardcore They were pretty hardcore They were hardcore in terms

Like in a lot of different ways Is there a company out there right now that like Maybe we just don't know about those companies that exist That are doing the same things at Wolf of Wall Street soon They're fucking each other on planes and My second was FTX Because something came out I spoke about this on part of my take, but more has come out.

I spoke about it on part of my take. Oh, no, but about the amphetamine introductions? Yeah, I just want to make sure that we're clear that it was my who's back of the week, or my cool throne that you then stole from me afterwards. I just want to point that out. I prepped. I actually have it on this sheet that I prepped FTX. Oh, okay.

Right there. Okay. And the Josh story. I said it. You said it. I didn't know they make no pads like that anymore. I love these. Pen and paper.

Yeah, but basically they have. they had they were using so like yeah adderall usage is pretty widespread around silicon valley and so is psychedelics microdosing uh because as Elon Musk said methamphetamines make you numb and non-empathetic and to come down from using tons of Adderall you need to take which you need to microdose to regain empathy these guys at FTX were using Parkinson's medication which affects the brain in a totally different way. And Parkinson's, I can't really explain the exact medical reasons, but it has a lot of do with dopamine receptors and dopamine production.

And if you don't produce enough dopamine, and dopamine is the drug that, like, is synonymous with meth. It's like something that, like the joy, the first couple, that first feeling when you drink a beer, that first feeling when you're doing something that you love. But doing Parkinson's medical, that prevented you if you ate certain types of foods, meats, anything with like tyrosine in it, a certain amino acid could kill you. It is so goddamn hardcore to go on a soy vegan diet

and specifically just soy lent, which is like a meal replacement drink, just so you could do this crazy Parkinson's drug that literally there's videos of the guy shaking like Hitler at the 36 Olympics. That is fucking hardcore. Like that is probably. the strongest stimulant ever created. That is hardcore. Imagine what that feels like, pure dopamine to the brain? It's interesting because these guys, they like to hack everything about their bodies.

And so they're just trying to find the, they're trying to find the limitless drug is what they're looking for. Like the drug that will allow them to have 90% brain function compared to everybody else that only has 11 or 12. and it turns out that they're all fucking psychos and they all do really dumb stuff that ends up destroying their own brains oh but with this with this drug

it has huge so high dopamine response is very uh is related to like compulsive behavior so like erratic gambling erratic sex seeking out pleasure so people with very high dopamine levels naturally tend to have like addiction problems because they get such a big response to whatever they're doing

and this guy gambling's a big one so a lot of people speculating that the reason why I forgot his name I've got a quorum with God can I like Can I throw a little chin music at God real quick? Oh yeah Why is everything that feels good?

Why is it bad for you? Why is everything that makes you bad? Yeah, why? I think it's like Kanye said that in 2009. Disavow. But like seriously, come on. Like, can't we have one thing?

It just feels awesome all the time. And there's zero drawbacks to it. I think. Name one thing. Hugs, my brother, hugs. Yeah, but not. COVID, bro. Cugs, okay.

Hugs feel good. Yeah, I'll give you that. Hugs feel good. But they're not awesome. So hugs are the hand jobs of feel good. yeah i guess so yeah hugs from people that like but remember those hugs you had to do with your siblings when you were fighting those sucked no hug your no i'm going grow up in that brother hug your but like it was when you were fighting i don't i never had to do that when you were

toddlers i never had to do that or like when you had to like hold your teammates hand and walk around the field if you got into a fight and also water water feels really good when you're thirsty as shit and you can have as much as you want. Oh, no, there's no drawbacks to water. It just kills tens of thousands of people every year. Yep. Drowning, counterpoint. There is that guy who drinks you.

Yeah, you're not wrong. I mean, I mean, all right. Whoever set this shit up is, that's why I'll be like, yo, the nigger real hell seems lit because. This shit, he'd be fucking up. I ain't gonna lie. I wish that there was a way that we could, we could put that on, like a quote card Aryan Foster on God

and then it says like if inward is real hell feels lit that's funny I feel like I don't think that we could get away with that

I think it's not God's fault I think it's humanity's fault why good things oh boo don't gas light me because he fucked up I'm not I'm not I'm like feeling like

think about it animals I'm thinking everything that animals do that feels good helps them survive. Yeah. But for some reason humanity's created things

that feel good that can kill you and not survive. So is it humanity's creation or God's creation? No, it's God's because like we've gotten to this point where like through

evolution, you could argue, that stuff that used to feel good to us that used to be an act. That's not true. Evolution? No, no. I was thinking of Billy's point.

Animals do things that. harm themselves that feel good like you know how like um you know how fermented when they eat fermented fruit shit like that true they just don't know how to to to feel feel good like we know fermented or forbidden fruit well dude like praying mantises and and spiders they have sex and then their then their wife kills them to feed the baby yeah so that's like that's that's kind of the same so animals do have to they have things that they do

that feel good that are directly detrimental to them what if the forbidden fruit is that like what if it's part of original sin that the forbidden fruit something that felt good but had no real survival benefits and then everything got reversed on us and now it's like all the good stuff there's tons of forbidden

fruit everywhere yeah it's so funny the way you talked about the prey mantis thing they actually mentioned on chicklets I was listening the other day and the way biz described it was hilarious she's like yeah the wife after she gets plowed eats her husband yeah yeah that's what happens straight up the way did he say wife too yeah eats her head i fucking love biz yeah just like we just gave like the bottom line description of it he's like yeah after she gets it in the poop shoot she eats her husband bugs doing anal get the wrong hole

seriously it's give me one thing and water is Like cold water when you're when you're hot and sweaty. Yeah, that's a good thing. I'll give you that, Aaron. But it's not like a great thing. It doesn't taste. Water doesn't really have that much of a taste to it. But if I want to go out, drink a big glass of root beer, it's got sugar in it.

And that fucks me up. If I want to. Yeah, no, I'm with you. I think. If I want to eat flaming hot cool ranch Doritos, my sodium goes up and I get, I get kidney stones. Do you like those? I love them. But you can't handle it?

I want to like them. The two flavors, I don't think. There's too much going on there. I really like them. I wanted to like them. Hot Cheetos. A lead. Those are 11 out of 10.

Yeah. Yeah. That's arguably number one chip if we were to do a chip draft. Hot Cheetos? Yeah. See, I would place them a close second, but I got to go with Lil Vicki's jalapeno. I'd say this next week.

Next week. Is a Flaming Hot Cheeto a chip? Yep. Yeah. We need to have that discussion. A Cheeto is definitely a chip. Let's hold off on this discussion. We'll do this next week.

Next week. Can we put that down in some sort of machine? Yes. Mad Dog made a mistake like she just smelled somebody's fart when she heard Big T say that that's the number one chip. She's disgusted by that. Okay. I'll save it for next. Save it.

Yeah. She was disgusted by it. Okay. So, Billy, other hardcore. Barstool Sports. No, we're not hardcore. Well, we're softcore. We're softcore.

Guess that ass I was saying jackass productions Like that's the definition of a hardcore company And it's heyday Birdhouse or whatever it was called Dick house Dick house Dick house productions

Yeah They do hardcore shit That's like no deny They do hardcore shit I had Chick-filet Chick-fil-A I did too

I had chick-fil-A Yeah it's hardcore Their employees are hardcore They like They live They eat They sleep that chick fillet lifestyle and god bless him for it um i had sales force i think sales force is a

hardcore company oh yeah they if you work for sales force you think that you're you think that you're you think that you're jesus and uh you think that you run the world and you work i mean crazy hours jesus pretty hardcore too yeah jesus was hardcore oh by the way the jesus video game simulator yeah i'm excited about that you could say i'm a little bit excited to play the Jesus Simulator I cannot fucking wait There's a video game coming out

It's a Jesus simulator Oh I'm getting back in a streaming Yeah what Definitely gonna Definitely gonna stream that I saw some jokesters out there being like They should have called it Halo Yeah it's very funny

Very funny I am Jesus on Steam Jesus on Steam Jesus on Steam Walking on Water They definitely have Steam is a game It's like a hub

So you could Oh my bad I thought you was Hit me with a boomer moment my bit It's okay So you could do like You could wash people's feet Probably a lot of weirdos

You're doing that Doing that level And repeat Jesus had a feet fetish Yeah Loaves to fishes Killing little kids Bring them back

Oh yeah Blaming your friend Water to wine of course Water wine is gonna be a good level I'm definitely streaming that game Last supper. Last supper is going to be fire. Yeah.

Everybody on that side of the table. We're all sitting on this one. That would be like challenging people. Can you imagine going out to dinner with like, I don't know, 12 of your best friends and your biggest enemy? And you're just trying to get them to all sit down on the same side of the table as each other. Like, why? This is stupid. Like, can't we sit normally?

And like having to convince them to do that, that would be. That's like the final boss probably. He's like, bro, trust me. is going to look so lit on the wall in 2,000 years. Mary Magdalene simulator. It's, yeah, it's like

you're in Grand Teft Auto. They should make it Grand Theft Auto Jerusalem. But like, like 2,000 years ago. It was Grand Theft Sin. He was just knocking Knicks off the camels and shit.

That was Skyrim. That would be sick. I'm ready for the Jesus simulator for sure. some side quests on there call your dad mode you call you do you know who my dad is just eat do you have favorite fish yeah fish loaves and fish so you probably bread and fish what if at bread and like when he turned all that's when he made that big party uh it's like the organ trail level where you have to go out and hunt real quick so it's jesus you just get into a boat

and you just catch enough fish catch enough fish to feed a wedding paul the apostle he was in a boat with. Yeah. Yeah. That just came back to me from the church. Did he, did he season the fish? Yes, with salt. Also, that's really assumptive that Jesus was white, Aryan. Come on. I thought we were beyond that. Yeah. It's a fair point. Well, that's the best way to see if he was white. If he seasoned the fish or that. Come on. Then we get to the crucifixion part. And when, wonder if like you become if you like leave your body for a second and you become the holy spirit and then you there should be a press f to pay respects button to Jesus on the cross escape from the escape from the tomb push the oh yeah respawn you respond to the tomb

yeah pontius pilot i'm i'm very much looking forward to this this jesus simulator videos wild. Yeah, I actually haven't seen the video. It's like a guy with like an empty wooden bucket and he just holds his hands out and fish appear. Hell yeah. I'm telling you, this is going to be a great, this is going to be a fun game.

Maybe the most memeable game. Oh, the graphics on this are sick. Okay, this actually looks like, I'm definitely playing this game. It's called I am Jesus Christ. There's non-canon parts of the game, so you really can do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, it does sound like Grand Theft Auto.

There are tasks you need to complete, but if you want it to, you cannot complete them. Yeah, you can walk on water. Holy fuck. This is awesome. Do they have a, like, a virtual reality thing that you could put on doing VR mode? That'd be cool. I'm going to see Mary Magdleth in VR. Yeah.

I mean, who knows? It sounds like a blast. Big T. You going to play? Well, probably not. Is that blasphemy? Is it blasphemy? Are we blasphemers right now?

No, I don't think so. Yeah, probably. No more than 10 minutes ago when you said God fucked up. Honestly. That's, that's objective, though. He fucked up. I don't know. Bro, I love his wrong.

You don't think he did all this shit perfectly? Come on, fam. You know, come on. Yes. Oh. Can I get my three hardcore companies? Yeah. You have one more.

My third one is Texas A&M. The entire university. Texas A&M kind of a cult big weirdos I kind of love how creepy they are I know a lot of Aggies they know that they're weird their traditions are way too close to like

weird cult stuff they are a weird cult yeah they had a I'm unfamiliar what it's what's what's what Texas are like oh they're well they were carrying tiki torches in like a in a parade like when it's not

cool no they're an actual cult they yeah they're very very strange people they unironically carried lit tiki torches in the dark in a procession all dressed the same and they're all white guys so that's like it looks exactly like charlotteville um they uh jesus also found a coin in a fish's mouth that was one of his miracles that's you have to find the coin that'd be sick just go like catch fish checking their mouth throw them back in if it's not the right fish i'm excited about this. I'm very excited. Like turning water into wine, you think you're going to have to do one of those things,

like in the Mario Party side quest, side games, where you just like make a quick circle with the D-pad and it has it slowly turns like more purple and more purple and more purple. There's one clip in the trailer where it's just like a boat and it's just getting, the waves are insane and he just holds his hands up and then the sun comes out and the boat's fine. Oh, I love that. Yeah, you can sail for sure in it. You can probably respawn for the, if you become Mormon Jesus in Western New York. There's a sequel. Yeah, it's a bonus level that you get to play as Jesus in Western New York in like 1850.

You get to play a fig or no fig. Yeah, I like that. Oh, you respawn in Waco, Texas. Yes. In the early 90s. That'd be interesting. Oh, shit. That'd be far.

It would be cool if you could like, just like take Jesus like go to Rome in an alternate Jesus universe yeah like huh okay so those are my three

let's go big T hardcore companies despite the fact that I am going that this is the 10th pick I feel like this is the number one overall pick in the draft though you did make a compelling case for Chick-fil-A which I thought of

but I think I did my criteria a little bit differently my number one is Waffle House fuck okay everything about Waffle House you can't work at Waffle House if you are not hardcore as fuck I mean you need to be ready to stab someone

at a moment's notice I was in Waffle House this weekend actually Saturday night had a beautiful meal I was going to go there Saturday morning before my rugby game and then I thought the last second well there's like a 30 minute wait by the time I sit down and eat my food

it'll be about like 45 minutes until kickoff probably not the best You don't want to have 45 minutes before kickoff. So held off and instead went back at the very end of the night, dropped about $25 on touch tunes while I was inside said Waffle House, sat at the bar with some friends. And the ladies that were working behind the counter were the very definition of hardcore. They were alternating, like screaming at people to get the fuck out if they were causing the scene,

coming back up to us, calling us, hon, refilling our coffee, cooking our food at the same time. and then like playing these stupid little games with us because we were teasing them they were teasing us back it was a very it was a fun time it was a great time got to be hardcore got to be hardcore i'm about to say a dozen spoilers so if you don't want to hear it skip ahead but you not getting waffle house for sit down chains was unbelievable it's different when you're in the heat like you that's facts not only that the fact that all of garden wasn't it threw my whole shit off bro your face when that happened was hilarious bro that shit threw me off bro So wait, what was it, what was the category?

Jeff had done a survey of like a thousand people and it was the 30 most well-liked sit-down chain restaurants in America. And it was Jeff survey. Yeah. Okay. They talked each other out of a ton of them. There was like long horns that they suggested and then you guys talked yourself out of it. And then Aryan brought up Ruth Chris and they talked themselves out of it.

But listen. I'm forever getting swatting on that squad. I said, you said, let's do Longhorn. You said, I've never heard of that. Longhouse said, I had never heard of it. I had never heard of it. I said Olive Garden is like our 1A. I was like, it has to be Alv Garden.

Nope. Yeah. I was, that was consensus that Olive Garden is going to be on there. I'm surprised if that wasn't on there. 20 of my shorthy ordered Olive Garden that night. She was hungry and I wasn't. She's like, I was going to get some Olive Garden. You wouldn't believe what to happen.

I would have gone, I would have gone outback, one one. Chili's was going to be my first one. but then she said out of her Olive Garden and then Chili's they picked first Alback we said it was on there Yeah Cracker Barrow Yeah it doesn't matter because we won

But yeah Waffle House Yeah good answer Dub All right too Number two School cafeteria employees For much of the same reason as Waffle House Like you need to be

Like a middle school cafeteria worker Anything could happen You would fight Yeah you have to be ready to like in one instance help a crying child who might not have any money left on their card and discreetly be able to give them some food

and be nice to them. You have to break up a fight the next moment. You have to cook French fries and tater tots the next and you have to be a cashier in the fourth and do math. That is tough. That's a full day. Speaking of lunch ladies, I don't know if this is true. You probably have to clean up puke sometimes.

Yeah, I mean, it's a, it's a tough job. God bless them. You have to, hmm, I just saw this tweet. Wait, Billy, this isn't what you were going to say. I don't know if it's true, do you? Okay, no, mind. No, you got to read it now. No, I can't.

Why? 69% of high schoolers say they feel soothed when lunch ladies call them sugar or baby. Nice. the headline. Yeah. And this is from a website. I just wanted to say the source of this news is wokennews.com. Let's check it out.

Yeah, yeah, let's check it out. Let's see how long this fact. Okay, so it's the onion. It's clearly the onion. Look at the second picture in the article that you sent. I just saw a viral tweet about lunch ladies and I actually just sent it before looking at what it was. Look at the quote. That's obviously fake.

Yeah, Bill, I'm going to read this quote. I didn't even read. I'm going to read this quote from Monique Williams. She's the cafeteria. Being a lunch lady, you've got to be hardcore. They really are good kids, most of them. This one time I heard a student called gay for wearing a fedora in my lunch line by a group of athletes. I wasn't mad at him, though.

Low key, that hat was gay as hell. I ended up giving him a few extra nuggets because I felt bad for him. I'm always nice to the quiet white boys anymore because you never know when they finish snap. That's hardcore. That's the definition of the hardcoreness. Do you guys think that's a real article that Billy? Do you think that doesn't sum up the hardcoreness of lunch ladies? Oh, Billy.

That is pretty funny. Yeah, I brought that to the table. It's making people laugh. That's a win for me. That's a win. This is a good meme that I just saw in the replies to it. It's the Vince McMahon meme of him getting progressively more excited. The first one, old white man calls you son.

Pretty excited. Southern woman calls you honey. More excited. British woman calls you love. He's freaking out. Australian calls you mate. He's smiling wide. Kabab man calls you boss.

That's the ultimate form of it. I like that. That's a good feeling. Boss man. Okay. So more hardcore companies. And then my third one was in Ron. Those guys were hardcore.

Yeah. Yeah, they would be. I agree with that a million percent. Mad Dog Okay So my first one was going to be Chick-fil-A But I'm going to sub that out because you took that I'm going to go with kind of piggybacking off with Enron

Another corrupt company, Theranos Yeah they They had like similar company cultures Where they were expected to work like all the time Right Elizabeth Holmes specifically They had rallies all the time If your company has a rally

that's a at that point you should stop for a second just think like why why why are we why are we rally we should we should have a macro rally plenty of plenty of companies have like offsite meetings and all hands meetings and things like that but to have have repeated rallies for your company yeah it's kind of strange i think rally now has a bad connotation connected to it i would say unless there's a pep in front of it pep rally that's fine yeah but like a rally we should do pep rally here we could do pep rallies yeah we could do pep rallies yeah Pepprelly, beat bleacher report. Yeah.

So I think Theranos, because if you weren't hardcore, similar to Elon, you got the boot. You're out of there. Or if you went against what she was saying. So Theranos, my next one is more specific to my age demographic, and I'm hoping Billy agrees with me. Any first-year consultant at Deloitte? I'm going to disagree with you because I know a first-year consultant at Deloitte, and they are just chilling right now. Or investment banker, I would say. Yeah, yeah.

I don't really know the difference. Investment banker maybe at Deloitte first year. We work more hours than them because we actually have to show up to the office, look at stuff 24-7, be online 24-7. They work from home. Like, I think I could do two. Be careful. To Deloitte work days. Maybe not Deloitte in certain investment bankings, but there's a lot of people with, like, stay, like, work from home jobs.

I think there's people who work three. of them at once. Not specifically in those fields, but I know what you're trying to... My old walk home, I would have to pass the Deutsche Bank building every day. Deutsch is a hard firm. Okay, so I don't know the difference, but Deutsche Bank, I would pass them at, like, dinner time every night. The amount of, like, Uber Eats bikes that were outside, because, like, every, you know,

23-year-old has their, like, $30 dinner stipend, and they just actually live at those places. So that's where I was thinking. The ones with super high workload. Yeah. Is Deutsche Bank one of those? I mean, deal flow is what they're trying to get. The reason why they keep them there is so they can just up their deal flow and just, like, work them crazy amounts. But they make so much money and they get so much stuff, like free Ubers, free, everything.

What do you get as like a first year employee there? You get a really nice starting salary. 100K. And then you get 20K signing sometimes, 10K signing. Dinner stipends every day usually, especially during busy season. 100K, you're not like rich in New York, though. Right, but you're 22. But you're 22.

But it's the bonuses. And then you can expense every meal. You probably still have, like, roommates and stuff, too. Yeah. I know a couple of kids who are, like, in finance at our age, and they're like, well, why not, like, live with my friends right now? Yeah. You know? But, yeah, invest.

First year investment bankers. I've got an idea. Tell me what you guys think. What if we just have Billy become, like, our investment banker? And his job is to bring us deals and just bring us investments. and we have to decide whether they're good and we have to decide whether or not they're good and then but billy can get like five percent of whatever profits that we make all so investing in just go go find me a deal just go find you a deal isn't that like what your bag was in

college there was a time there was a time oh so long ago there was a time I was sourcing potential so long ago why well Billy why don't you put that I could agree to use and go go go make me some bread. I will actually go, if we can raise a fund, I think I could find us some assets with some serious cash flow. I wouldn't hate that. That might be, that we talk some assets with some serious cash flow. Yeah. Aryan,

Billy's talking about being a investment banker. Well, you proposed it. I was just talking about some stuff. Billy was saying that he was almost an investment banker. He knows a lot about the world of investment banking. I'm proposing that we put together a little, maybe we

sent Billy out to be our investment banker and have Billy come back with some net worth increasing deals that he's identified, some arbitrage, maybe. How much we, how much we talk? I don't know. I'm down to gamble on Billy's brain. I guess it would just depend on what sort of, what sort of opportunities he was able to source. Could we just put up collateral to get?

I'm already nervous about the, about Billy being. If we put up some, we put up some collateral to maybe secure some large, like some loans to actually get some serious assets. Wait, so now, now... Some rental properties. Now you're saying this might be tricky because you're asking us to give you money and then you're saying that you're going to go to the bank

and then you're going to convince the bank to give you even more money. Yeah, that's how you fucking make money. You're just talking about like... This sounds illegal. No, this is finance. Billy's plan right now is just convincing different people to give him money.

No, no, not me. Just use it to buy assets. And then we try to... What would you, what would you buy? All right, what's your first move? Well, the safest stuff is real estate, but the market's not good for that right now. Right. So I reject that plan. We could put a huge gamble on Bitcoin if we think it's low right now because technically

I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking this was given to me five minutes ago. I would want to in a good market. More it shows real estate and Bitcoin is the first two choices, man. Well, like, Bitcoin is universally bottomed out right now. Has it? Do we know that? But it's not at zero. It's not at zero, but it's, it's going to make no money, man.

Okay, let me, there's, by the way, there's probably tons of people who actually work in this sort of who are actually going to be, they're hearing this and they're like, Billy goes, oh, shit, like what the fuck? So this is my job. Well, yeah, it's your job. I've been looking at media for the past three years and not continuing. Okay. All right, wait.

So this is what we're seeing in record time almost a progression of Billy's assignment to now he's mentioning the people out there that probably know a lot more than he does. So he'll be asking them for help to come up. Well, that's the best way to succeed. I listened to experts because that's Billy's list. I'll probably consult with them on this kind of stuff. Honestly, I think probably in this market at this time, finding a company that needs, like, you know, some seed money because they're struggling

in this economy and giving them some, you know, injecting some cash into them. And then like getting a large majority stake of this company and blowing up like these guys at PayPal by hopefully the company going big and whatever concept they got going working, that would be more feasible. Seed money investments. Seed money investments are like the most risky, bro.

Right. Give me, Billy, bring me some rock solid investments, some places where I can watch my capital grow. Can we do some angel investing? No, I don't know about angel investing. We're not talking about seed money here, Billy. We're talking about give me a deal. We're talking about giving me a deal.

Bring me a deal, Billy. Go fetch me a deal. Okay, I'm going to just go get a deal. That's a good boy. ABC. To always be closing. A deal sniffing dog. I like it.

Oh, no, you know what we could do? Coffee's for closers. But this might be hard because of current supply chain stuff. We could just buy stuff on Alibaba, ship it over here, invest in a warehouse, and then just sell it to Amazon. Dude, that's not investment banking. What? Wait, so, Billy, you're telling me. That's a deal, though.

I'm open to all sorts of deals So we're going to buy stuff from overseas For cheap Rent a warehouse To store the stuff And then just put all the stuff in the warehouse And then sell the entire warehouse to Amazon Oh no no

Like a storage boards And we're like hey Just start looking at wholesale products From abroad And then bringing them to the US We'd probably have to rent warehouse space And then selling those products To distributors domestically

at a markup that's probably something we could get going but supply chain shortages probably this is all the stuff i've been kind of thinking about in my spare time if like i had money how to make it or someone gave you a loan hey man don't don't don't invest bring me a deal go get me go get me deal billy area what do you think don't invest in anything not you wow i've had a handful a couple of you sell and it's just so like it's gambling but like what I've what I've what I've learned about investing at that level is like it's the game is just rigged like it's just rigged but it's rich towards who people who got money already so most businesses that startup fail I think it's like like 9 out of 10 yeah it's like 90% or something like that most start that's why

investing in seed money I mean in in the seed round is just super risky like our like what we have done in the past we don't even invest in C we did do a couple C round investments that ended up panning out but it's just it's just so risky we did it really young so like we don't go on to like you know maybe B or C now when by that time they already have really big money investors and usually that's when you know it's going to go or not is when the big money investors come like American Express or waste management or you know like it's it's just a rigged ass game that's what I just the game well then why don't we just go for those companies that because to get it to get in those deals you have to know somebody right

like that's why it's right that's why it's rigged it's like it's just a whole bunch of nephotism they're like hey I got this deal that's definitely gonna go you know they're they're doing you know 500 million a year will you get in you you put in 200,000 you know will yield you back 600,000 shit like that that's that's how that's how that shit works up there it's fucking ridiculous it's just ridiculous true that's why that's why they're trying to say capital gains tax that's why that's why we're for capital gains tax because it's like they they make so much money without even doing anything it's ridiculous what if what if and it's all speculative too what if hopefully one

of those people's are a macrodosing listener and can get us in on a deal hey if you're an investor if you're on any kind of hedge fund any kind of how that us we got five on it What if, like, George Soros' son listens to this podcast or grandson or whatever? We should do a pot on him because I hear him so much and I have no idea who he is. Yeah. Yeah. We should. I'm down.

Or, like, what if Warren Buffett's grandson is listening to this? Probably, but they don't have that much money because he's not giving them any. He's given them, like, just a couple hundred grand or something. No, he's already given his son, like, several corporations that have huge cash flow. Oh, okay. I heard recently, Bezos said he was going to do. do that with his kids the same shit he's doing uh bill gates did he's not going he's gonna give a lot of it a way to to plant uh philanthropy yeah i saw that i think his girlfriend

convinced him i think he's guilt tripped into it yeah also he's going to buy the washington football team the commanders so that's kind of cool did he really i hope so it sounds like it might be him mccaneh maybe katie jzy that'd be sick whole squad me would you become my yeah uh i am not no i don't i know i know I can say that like, all right, I've been telling people for the last like 20 years, like I'm going to own the Washington Redskins one day. I don't really know how I'm going to get there, but I've just been trying to do that thing that's the secret, which is where if you just say it, you'll manifest it.

Manifestation, I like it. Yeah, so I've been manifesting it. This is one opportunity that I have. It's probably the only time that the team will ever come up for sale in my lifetime, although it's happened twice already now. I there's like a 1% chance that through a connection that I have I could get involved with those guys and they would give me the opportunity to buy a share now the whole thing is I'd have to I have to really put on my salesperson hat at this point because I would bring not that much money to the table at all obviously and they would just be kind of doing me a favor because there's probably a lot of people that would want to invest. in the very, very, very, very low amount that I would be able to. So I'm just saying, oh, I will put my life savings towards buying the team and you will get to own me, basically.

I will be a walking, living, breathing advertisement for the Washington commanders or whatever you want to call them. I'll be such a whore. I feel like I have a pretty decent platform for promoting the team. Club 990. And I will whitewash anything that they say. I will I'll just be a mouthpiece I'm like Baghdad Bob the guy that was like going in front of the cameras

for Saddam Hussein and being like everything's fine we're winning we're winning this war even as like troops were in the background like marching into Baghdad I will be I'll be a complete horror for the team and you can use me what percentage of the Washington commanders could you say you could afford

I think a tenth of one maybe yeah fuck Now, I don't even know how that math works. Maybe a tenth of a percent, that still seems way too high. So that would be like $2 million? I don't know.

I'm going to guess like 500,000 or 500, wait, I'm going to guess that the team sells for $5 billion. Five? I was counting on two. Yeah, I was counting one eight or something. The valuation's like seven. It's going to be. Huh? Let's just say, oh, fuck, no, I definitely can't afford that.

you said five billion and I was like okay but seven billion too rich for my blood I'm out let me see I'm doing the math right now five billion by the way is so much money it's so many millions that's what people don't realize about billions is five billion is five billion is five billion yeah it's five of them yeah you know how many millions yeah well it's a thousand million yeah well it's a thousand million so let's see think about how that how many thousand is five thousand million five billion divided by a hundred is 50 million that's one percent one percent of the team is 50 million and then uh 10 percent of that would be five million i was just trying to extract from you how much how much money i have in my bank account no no how much you'd be

willing to to spend on this because clearly you'd have more than that i mean that's a good if You think I have more than $5 million in my bank account right now. Interesting. Yeah. In my bank interest. Well, not in like a checking account, but you've got it somewhere. Not liquid. Not liquid?

Yeah, probably not. I don't know. Maybe. It's just very funny. I don't know how money works when you have that much of it. So like, I'm just curious what, like how you reach these. Because I'm not going to tell you how much money had Big D. I don't know.

That's why we did this. He has, he has an. a window unit AC. Yeah. It's surprised me. Everyone in New York. You know, I walked in there and I was like, what? Do you think if I had $5 million cash in my bank account right now?

Again, I didn't, I didn't say that, did I? I think I explicitly said no when you asked that. He doesn't have a washing machine. It's true. Again, these are all New York City problems. I get laundry service. Yeah, they drop it up in his fucking house. Hold it.

Yeah, I'll ever play Big Bank Tech, Low Bank. that seems like an NFL game you play in the locker room no we play that growing up where is it those like big bank take little bank so uh it's basically

whoever has like at the same time you put your money down somebody else and whoever has the most money you get it whoever has the most money gets to take

like just cash in your wallet big bank take little bank that's the ultimate form of gambling it is oh yeah I'm not going to play I'm not going to play right now. I haven't had cash in many years.

Yeah, I don't know if the kids still play it, but we played a grown-up. Oh, no. Dead and dice. PFT? I think PFT's got a... Do you still have that cash I gave you? Is he digging his bag for cash right now?

Yeah, I think he might have something like that. If I have cash, it's an accident, and I'm actively trying to get rid of it. I don't think I have it. You're scared of cash, too. I'm not scared of it. I just don't like using it. I don't like having cash on me.

It's just not useful anymore. The only thing he's useful for, in my opinion, is like for tipping. Yeah. And even then I'd prefer like, yo, what's your cash app or your Venmo?

If I have cash, that's free money and I can spend it on whatever I want because it doesn't count. You know what's very funny? Bouncers have started to take Venmo in New York City for like bribes. Yeah.

I think I have like 10 bucks I don't like going to I've got a great idea bro I gotta tell you what it's idea a giant thing of neproxin here because every time I get any sort of injury for the last like 10 years I've gotten a prescription for

more neproxin than I can possibly carry that's hard on your stomach and then I never take it because it's not real pain medicine it's like just like prescription strength ibuprofen and so then I've just got a surplus of neproxin in my medicine cap

What are you looking for right now? My cash. I tell me what you think of this idea, PFT. Yeah. Government funded, right? They give, for like homeless folks. They give out like some kind of device, right? And they charge in stations, whatever.

We'll figure that part out later. But they give out some kind of vice where you can add or, so you could put like money on it right where they don't have to ask for cash anymore like you just yo let me scan you like five dollars and you can just give them that and like there's charging stations or whatever the case may be for them so that they can have like a digital currency so that they don't because paper money is going away that sounds like a great idea are you saying government's government subsidized cash no they would they would they would they would subsidize the conduit for money exchange so a wallet yeah a digital wallet that actually i think

the new york uh the new york reserve uh is do is just doing like a pilot of a uh an e currency like an e dollar let me pull that up i i i think that's a great idea it sounds it sounds similar to a company that was developed in the late 90s what's that paypal No, I thought you were doing a bit right there. Yeah, no, I was dead serious. No, it literally is. Because, like, there's so many times, like, I want to give somebody some money or something like that, and I just don't have any cash on me.

But if they could just, like, if they have a little scanner, I would, I would scan, I would, I would, I would give way more homeless people. I don't want to be. I don't want to be. I think. You're the homeless HOA. Boom. Yeah, yeah. I know.

I know, but there's homeless people who put their Venmo. Their QR code on their QR code on their, their job. donation boxes that's fire that's fire yeah so a lot of homeless people have phones sure i've been robbed but i like it you can't find the cash i've been robbed i got a bunch of cash this weekend if you had to guess how much cash you had how much was it big bank take a little bank i don't want to say in case i find it and i want to take your money from you i don't think it's in here though all right i'm i had 280 dollars just nice amount of cash not that much will you say you have no cash on you right now

pft doesn't even know where it is and so it's around it's got to be around here somewhere i have a lucky two dollar bill like always keep on me can't find can't find 280 yeah it's all good if i lost 280 dollars my month would be ruined well it's around here somewhere big t it can't it mustn't have but i would be panning on you just flexing on you do flex a little bit no i mean it must be nice no it's around here somewhere what's the most amount of money any of y'all I've ever lost oh shit like gambling 20 no no like like just miss like misplaced like misplaced I don't know that I've ever misplaced I've lost it gambling uh I found it but I lost my wallet when I was younger and I carried cash and there was like

300 bucks on it but I found it yeah I would say like 20 40 bucks I don't know I don't carry cash I did It might be right now for me. I don't really make a habit of losing cash. You don't get rich by losing money, Big T. Actually, no, no, the most money I've lost and lost for good was $60 when I got jumped coming out of middle school, going to the bus. Yeah. So, I jumped you for $60. Oh, just they jumped you.

And then they robbed you? No, they actually didn't jump me. They more just intimidated me and told me to give us them your phone and empty your wallet. It was a group of youths. That sounds like you just got robbed. Street youth. The fuck, a group of youth? I didn't get, why would you say it like that?

One-on-one. I said a group of youths. The fuck are you 60? What about you, Aaron? Yeah, how much have you lost? I, uh, this was before I had any money. I lost the whole Pell Grant because, well, actually, there wasn't any of Pell Grant. It was money a, um, an agent, a runner gave to me.

I had $1,500 And I had put it in my wallet In my pocket And I had a really low car in college I had a Mustang A white Mustang You got paid at Tennessee Yeah

That's all I got my record saying that already Watch school The Price of Sports It's a good documentary Very good document Anyway Anyway so I'm getting out of the car And my

I have back then Like baggy shit was was the wave right so wearing like big baggy clothes and so you can see where i parked my car from the uh from the apartment complex i lived in and so i looked out as i walked in my apartment i looked out and i saw my wallet on the floor and i was like oh shit so i went out there and i had $1,500 in that bitch and i went out there wallet was just left on the floor cash was gone i was sick damn 500 i was sick though oh my god Did you, like, look around?

I knew it was, I knew it was in the wallet. I knew somebody still. How much stuff do you have in your backpack? I have a lot of stuff. I've got, I've got podcasts. He's still digging in there. I've got podcast and equipment and stuff just in case, like, because I've been going out of town a lot.

If I get stuck out of town, I want to be able to just prop that up. Where else could it be? Now I'm freaking out. Now I'm freaking out, Big T. There anything else in that wallet? Is in your wallet? My checkbook's in here. Oh, you carry around a physical checkbook?

I have it. I own a checkbook, yes. PFT, do you remember you're cleaning out your desk yesterday? Oh, fuck. Did I accidentally throw away $300? No, no. Not like it makes a difference. I like it. Big T. Eat the rich. But it's funny because... No, I'm glad he's rich.

Aaron brought... Are you? Yeah, I just want to know how rich you. I would like to hear you admit how rich you are. I'm glad you're rich. I love... I mean the liquid is crazy rich, bro. Because that means that's after taxes. You got to think about that shit.

I've got more money than I used to have. And not as much money as I'm going to have. You're absolutely correct. Talk to him. That's the way I look at it. Where are we at on that list, by the way? Mad Dog, do you give all three? No, I had one more.

What do you got? Any NCAA Power 5 conference football team. okay just being they're all hardcore yeah like bam SEC school like Bama you know Texas A&M like just like the coaching staff like lives or dies like Nick Saban

and like Miss Terry is that his wife's name like she even lives or dies and she doesn't even work for them yeah I mean like those types of like NCAA coaches I feel like just live and breathe especially in like the South I guess

yeah live and breathe for their It's their entire thing. Yeah. It's who they are. Or like Marcus Freeman when Notre Dame beat Clemson the other week was like, honey, put the kids to bed. I got filmed to watch like after the game. Like they have no regard for anything other.

Yeah. They're just obsessive. They're obsessive. Yeah. And I don't think if you're not hardcore about it, I don't think you succeed at a level like that in college football. Because I don't think it's the same in the NFL. It's even, you can, I mean, Aryan, also you have the experience in the room.

but that's from what I've gathered watching for 23 years like the NFL doesn't seem as crazy hardcore in terms of like live breathe die by it unless you're like Dan Campbell the fan base doesn't

but the staff is probably a little more so because their jobs are more contingent on winning and winning now like they'll get they'll get fired faster than a college coach will true except if you're the coach of the raiders because they don't have enough money to fire you that's what's interesting so mark davis is not really that wealthy i mean he's he's richer than i am he's richer than any of us but he's um he's like kind of broke when it comes to NFL owners so uh he can't fire

he can't afford to fire Josh McDaniels because he'll owe him too much money and he might end up owing John Gruden money for the way that he was he was sent out of Las Vegas a couple years ago so Mark Davis doesn't have that walking around cash on him and when they sell the team he's not going to be able to afford the inheritance tax to take the team over so he'll have to then sell the team to somebody but it's interesting because like if they fired Josh McDaniels knowing that they'd have to hire somebody else they'd have to hire somebody that would, they could only pay like a couple hundred thousand dollars a year to, to coach the Raiders. That sucks for Josh McDaniels.

Yeah, in a way it kind of does. Getting fired as a football coach and getting a buyout is the greatest thing that could happen to anyone. That's a great point. Like, you should, you should beware of that if you're going to work for the Las Vegas Raiders, that that's a very real possibility. Jimbo Fisher is trying to get fired right now. He's a king.

His buyout is huge. 85 million. Enormous. Can you imagine that? 85 million. They were that confident it would work. And they may just have to do it. I would not be that confident in

anything. Like if you gave me, if you give me Patrick Mahomes and Bill Belichick, I would not be confident enough to like guarantee a hundred billion dollars that it would succeed. Yeah, it's crazy. Million? It's as close. 100 million? Those two?

I mean, you give me, you give me 15 years and those two, I'm going to get it. I'm going to get a chip bro yeah but then but then like in your brain you're like well has bill belchak ever had a quarterback with the arm talent and playmaking ability is mahomes like can he construct you know an offensive game plan that like usually is like very game management dink and dunk yeah like could he deal with the unpredictability of a patrick mahomes like play style which can be like yeah five touchdowns or like yeah he can't three interceptions yeah you can smart coaches build their team around their players

not their systems when was the last time we saw him do that well I've been on the record saying Bill Belize because a great fucking coach but he's nowhere near the coach he is without Tom Brady so you realize what you

have you build your team around it I mean the goal to have Drew Bledso right a all-star quarterback come out for injury and then have a backup sixth rounder play well in a game or two and then to say no the job's his now

that's that's ballsy move bro hmm all right let's do some real quick PayPal stuff get back to PayPal because it's funny that Aaron brought that up a second ago when PayPal was started because Elon Musk and a few other guys wanted to figure out a way to pay your buddy by using the infrared input on your palm pilot back in the late 90s.

So if you went out for a meal or you want to pay somebody for a beer, you just sent them cash over the phone directly that way. That's how it was. So congratulations, Arian Foster. You just invented PayPal in the year 2022. You see me. Very good. very nice so um pay me that i want eight dollars from all you guys to continue to be on this podcast paypal was paypal was very smart eight dollars yeah we should charge eight dollars for like

verified for verified listeners of the podcast that you would be so dope i like that no that's what we'll do so verified listeners what are some additional benefits we could provide to verified listeners verify a live chat access so they can hop in and listen to the discord and give live chat access unlimited commenting okay you get unlimited reviews that you can leave unlimited commenting and uh you get to pick it you get to you get to you get to collectively vote as a verified

base on the next topic that would be kind of lit listen we could get a thousand people to pay eight dollars a month and then once a week one person gets to talk to billy for 10 minutes i like that or on your birthday you get yeah billy will give you a personalized birthday message. Man, that's a thousand messages. That's putting building work, though. Can we do this?

Verified listeners? Do we need? Are we splitting that if we do that? Yeah, yeah, for sure. So that's an extra. Oh, capitalism. It was my idea. PFT co-signed it.

And then you just get what we believe you should get out of it. I came up with the name for it, Aaron. You just said, you just stole the idea from Elon Musk. I prompted the idea of giving extra benefits. I came up with the Billy birthday idea, kind of. I'm not a capital. I think we should all split it. Yeah, absolutely.

All right, cool, cool. All right, well, I'll split it. Verified listeners, you get a badge. And all you have to do is pay, you know what? We'll make a deal. $7 a month for the first month. And then it goes up to eight. this is horrible

verified listeners all right verified listeners let us know I'll be awardings I'll award a couple verification badges tomorrow online well I wanted to try to start

an only fans for us but it's very difficult yeah when you're a bunch of dudes yeah yeah I can see that so so PayPal was founded and they were very smart with the way that they handle it

because they marketed heavily towards towards eBay users because they figured that eBay users were some of the people that were conducting the most peer-to-peer financial transactions. And so they gave bonuses that eBay users would find enticing. They went where eBay users talked online in different message boards and discussion forums, and they marketed heavily towards them so that by word of mouth, these eBay power sellers would share with each other

that PayPal was the best way to send money online. That's how they built their user base. December 1998, PayPal is founded and its name was originally Confinity. It's supposed to sound like Coinfinity. I think that was already registered trademark.

It's a terrible name. They were good to change that. Confinity sounds like the worst cable company that you've ever used. They don't even have any employees. It's just you get a bill in the mail every month from Confinity. It works half the time. Their app sucks.

You can't log in to purchase any pay-per-views. And when you try to call somebody about service, it just hangs up on you. Confinity. Try the difference. Basically, one of their big steps in innovation was they produced an email-based payment technology. And they were one of the first companies to connect your username to your email. Yeah. It's crazy to think about that because that's literally every company today.

like, oh, type in your email and that'll be your username. But that was, they were one of the first to adopt that, probably copying it from other software companies. Madeline just came back. She was peeing. Or maybe pooping. She was gone for a while. Have some poop, bro.

She was gone for a while. I wasn't pooping. I can assure you. I probably pooping. I wasn't poop. It's okay. It's right. Can't tell it girls.

They poop fast. Jake, on part of my take, has left like the last three episodes to either peer poop. Just, I don't know. That was just. seeing, I mean, the listeners, I said it because the listeners at this point, I'm like, I haven't heard from Mad Dog in a while, where were she? All right, she's back. You have to be honest with the listener.

We do. Especially the verified listeners. Yeah, the verified listeners. You missed the whole verification instructions. Also, Billy has called me out for being a poop guy in the past. I'm not a poop girl and also grows no poop. Okay. Yeah.

Sorry to interrupt, Billy. Okay, so they were called Confinity. Yeah. And then they just basically, the whole finding the niche. in the market that you couldn't pay people online like basically e-may you had to send like checks and stuff that i don't even remember like what's what's the word cashier's checks yeah cashier's checks like well i don't even know what that is that's when you go to um well congrats on never like renting a car or anything or getting a security deposit uh oh no i actually have a cashier's check

that's when you go to the bank and you get a check from them that says we certify that you have this much money right now in your account and the transfers immediately in the funds it can't bounce it's as good as cash yeah forgot about that when you when you read that for the first time i rented when you rents an apartment i thought that was called a verified yeah i think it's probably the same thing yeah i know it is cashier's check yeah just brings your bank account that's what that's called i pay my rent online because i live in new jersey that's chill i pay my rent online too i just recently started paying my rent online Were you writing a check every month?

Yeah, I had to. I had to. But my building just got sold. And now the new building company came in. Best I can tell all they've done differently, they put up quotes next to the elevators about living in New York. So there's like a quote by it from like Jimmy Fallon next to my elevator. It's like the thing I love living about living in New York, the energy dash Jimmy Fallon.

It's like, thanks, Jimmy. He's got an elevator. Write that down. I was like, appreciate that. Jimbo. Like you look at me as if I was taking notes on PFT's apartment.

You write it down, Big T. Put it in your file. I'm sure you've got a dossier on many people. Do you so? No dossiers. Now I pay on an online system except they charge me like an additional.

Do they charge you a service fee? It's like 2% additional and it's like what the fuck? What the fuck is that? That's probably another. This price of account and doesn't take care of it. Is that direct deposit? Or surprise you said you can you pay rent with the credit card? No, it's an online. I use my my debit card, but it's like an online. I'm pretty sure that's because you use your debit card. Is it more or less than like $150 a two percent? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You're pocket watching. Big Tee. That's what that's what liberals do big T. Big Tee. They pocket watch. How? What, Madeline? My poor person apartment is a hundred fifty dollar service fee to pay rent. What? Yeah. Mine's I think a dollar. I think my one dollar. One dollar?

dollar yeah maybe 95 cents mine's $150 you're you're a rent control department yeah that's you lucked out yeah so you're you're profiting off of the liberal agenda but

I can't control what they do so then in October 2002 PayPal is sold to eBay for 1.5 billion in a highly touted marriage between digital auction and online payment services so this is one of these first guys the PayPal Mafia is there

sometimes called. Yeah. And that's when they sort of first made their first a lot of money. They've changed they've changed the world. There's no mistake.

In ways you don't even know. Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, Max Levchen were the three guys that really founded it. And they started in Mountain View, California. And like you said, it was called, what was it, in Confinity? Yeah.

When they first started. So Elon had, sold um he had a company that he already made called zip two and he sold it compact for 700 million so i think he got like a couple hundred million out of that right when it closed he got like 25 million in his bank account if i got 25 million dollars my bank account when i was like i don't 22 years old, you would probably never hear from you again. I would probably just like, I just won at life. I get to go do whatever it is I want to do for the rest of my life.

Elon Musk invested all that money into his next venture into PayPal, which is kind of crazy. Like say what you want about Elon Musk, dude bet on himself big time, big time and ended up winning. So, yeah, those three dudes meet each other. they want to connect people in a way that lets them share emails, banking, credit card information as a financial service. And Elon was like, I think financial services are going to be the next thing that the internet completely and totally changes.

And so they came up with PayPal based off of that. Yeah, and it's crazy because Zip 2 as a product that his first product they created is a sort of way that advertisers and users could communicate with each other so it's it's sort of very pre-internet like primitive internet stuff that they built that we just totally take for granted now and think that is just like a like was easy to create so um interesting story about how peter teal and max levchin ended up meeting two of the three founders uh Teal was giving a speech at Stanford University talking about business opportunities, like that wide open. It was a business speech.

And Max Levchen, I heard the story. I don't know if it's 100% true or not, but I heard that he was not enrolled at any of these classes. He was just trying to use their buildings for free AC and get out of the heat. And so he was just hanging out there. And he saw Peter Thiel's speech and then went up to him afterwards. He was like, you know what the real opportunity is digital wallets. let's talk. And that's how they, that's how they started their business relationship. Whoa.

Yeah, well, pretty crazy. That also, it also sounds like one of those stories that people will tell like much later to give it more of a like folksy lax. For yeah, like a folksy, like back in my day, I was so poor. I couldn't even afford the air conditioning. So I was trying to just, trying to lay low. And next thing you know, I'm a billionaire. All these billionaires do have PR people that try to make them seem. like so or yeah yeah Warren Buffett he doesn't I don't actually believe he eats McDonald's every morning

you know I think that was something that was put out by PR people to try to seem make him more likable what would you do to seem more likable if you were a billionaire not tell people I was a billionaire yeah I think the move is Steve Cohen just buy a sports franchise and just say

I'll spend however much money you want whether it works doesn't work we will not lack for spending money. That's his version of the giving pledge that Bezos is doing. It's like, yeah, I will give away all of my money by the time I'm old, but it'll all go back to my team. Any mediocre free agent you want, we'll get them. Yep, you name it.

Let's do it. I mean, the Steinbrenners, that's kind of what they did. No one hated the Steinbrenners because they brought championships to the city. They did bring championships. It's been a while. Outside of New York, yeah, but, huh. But what did Peter Thiel do originally? So he, because that's, yeah, he was just a securities lawyer, huh?

Now he's a trader. So, yeah, he was more in capital type management before PayPal. So after they change to PayPal, they're working with eBay, all that stuff. They go public, February 2020, 2002, they go public. And the stock rose by over 50%, closed its first day of trading at $20,000. per share pretty good day for an IPO for them and then about uh less than a year later PayPal got sold to eBay eBay just straight up bought them because they're the most popular payment service anyways for them one point five billion dollars one point five billion dollars

and so that net's a shitload of money uh to go to those three founders and then those three founders would then go on to do various things in various parts of the internet including Elon Musk. Elon then to his credit, he took his money and then he was like, fuck it, I'm going to do cars. I'm going to do rockets. And you reinvested all that stuff. The boring company, Neurlink. He's basically trying to connect computers to your brain. And make mental health issues and I think there's just quote unquote to make mental health issues more like coding issues yeah that's scary that's what's weird about Elon is he uh he definitely looks at everything as yeah I think he does believe that we're living in a simulation and everything as a

code and everything has a code that's the way that his brain works and so he when he looked at I remember he went on the Joe Rogan show right after he had his son that one that's named after like an equation or whatever and he was talking about like Joe, was like, what was that like, you know, that moment when you see your son for the first time? And Peter, or Elon Musk was explaining it like, you look into his eyes and you see how much information that this thing is able to intake at once and then how it's processing that information as being all new and how it's storing those different bits that it's learning in different parts of its brain.

He's literally looking at his son and being like, look at this fantastic computer. Like that's, most people look at their newborn child and they're like, at the wonder of life and he's like the processing speed is incredible this the human brain does still have more

memory capability than any computer yeah suck at IBM memory but not computing ability right but that's but the thing is computing ability

needs memory in order to so when will how come we can get her ass kicked at chess by like yeah that's the scary nobody nobody can be the uh chess engine it can compute stuff faster than we can but it can't remember stuff okay and it doesn't it they don't yet believe that they exist right you're saying they don't have that they don't have the sentience thing it's like the illusion of us existing do we really know we exist or is it like

a i's thinking that it exists because it just says this exists Okay, talk to me more about the PayPal Mafia. Sorry. Yeah, well, basically created everything. All that money that came out of PayPal ended up funding most projects in Silicon Valley because all these guys went off to do different things. They all wanted to give seed money everywhere,

just like we were talking about earlier. And stuff like YouTube, stuff like Facebook, stuff like almost every corner of the internet, LinkedIn, slides, square, all that money just is permeated. somewhere. Yeah, so their engineer Steve Chen

he co-founded YouTube. So the dude from PayPal went on to co-founded YouTube. Another guy, their former CFO, Roloff Botha, ended up becoming a senior steward of Sequoia Capital. Sequoia Capital is like the most powerful

investing firm in Silicon Valley. And his grandfather was the apartheid foreign minister. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, both of these nuts. Yeah. Roll off botha.

And his like, yeah, his grandfather was also roll off, Frederick Pick Botha. I took a class on South African apartheid in college. I was like, I know that name. Reed Hoffman, he was the former executive vice president. He went on to find, to found, to found, LinkedIn how very cool great job LinkedIn so I so toxic I hate is it toxic oh my god dude I link like I used to be on Twitter every day like watching those wars LinkedIn is just so much people go after each other they don't go after each other but they're just they're not saying

anything negative but they're just pumping themselves up so much yeah it's it's hustle part it's like a hustle competition yeah one great way to go viral on LinkedIn is you just put up that that fake story about Albert Einstein walking into a classroom Albert goes up to the whiteboard and he writes one plus one is two two plus two is four four plus four is eight eight plus eight

is 15 nine plus nine is 18 and then somebody raises their hand and they're like sir eight plus eight is not 15 eight plus eight is 16 you're supposed to be Albert Einstein Albert Einstein looked at the student and said ha ha

why is it that you pointed out that I made one mistake instead of congratulating me on doing eight other things correctly. That's how you should approach your life. Don't let that one mistake drag you down. You can't learn anything if you don't fail. Yeah. LinkedIn virality right there. Yeah.

That really happened. Albert Einstein did that. I saw it because Dan Orlovsky posted it on Twitter. Never would have known. Never would have known about that. Yeah, I agree. LinkedIn sucks. It sucks.

I haven't been on LinkedIn in years and every now and again. I'll get a like some sort of message from somebody it'll have like a link to their LinkedIn profile and I click on it and says do you want to install the LinkedIn up I'm like I really didn't want to see who that person was that bad way I do not want to ever install LinkedIn again LinkedIn is brutal there is power users and shit no everyone's posting the thing is that everyone posts their promotions so like usually when you'd get like a job or something like let's say you get a promotion it's your girlfriend like maybe your buddy getting drinks with them like you're not broadcasting you're not hearing about your classmate from high school

getting a promotion that you don't talk to anymore and then you're like oh fuck and even when you meet people at reunions you don't really know what exactly their job title is and how high up in the company they exactly rank you just know they work at one place but now you're seeing everyone's achievements all the time in like it's too much information flow for like self-confidence to really prescribed to. I saw, I was on Twitter the other day and Erica had posted something. She was, she was like talking to a fan on her show or whatever. And the fan said that they applied to over 11,000 jobs on LinkedIn without one positive

response. I said that's impossible. That is impossible. There's just no way that's true. No, it's definitely got to be impossible. First of all, applying to 11,000 jobs. I don't think that's ever been done. People have codes that apply for people.

It's like Billy's List? No, but like you can build a code that just applies to as many jobs as you can because like it's a, I don't know what type of program it is, but you'll automatically get rejected because now the computers have figured out which are spam submissions. It's like when you say you type out all the individual emails, but you just hit one button and it goes to everybody on your list.

No, that is actually really hard. I actually, because we don't have an email server. I would never pay for an email server myself. And the Barstall email server, they're like, we can't really do this. This, like, violates something for you just to have a list of 5,000 people. So I just send it 5,000 times and checks of 500. So it's 10 buttons. Okay.

There's also one of the members of the PayPal Mafia, Dan Chan. Dan Chan might be my favorite guy that worked at PayPal. Cool name. Great name. He has become the billionaire's magician. So he converted full time to being a professional magician. After working at PayPal, he's going to follow his dream. That's great.

And now he calls, he like markets himself to Silicon Valley. He's like if you're having a big, very fancy event come and I'll be the classy billionaire magician that understands how to work with billionaires and what it is billionaires like to see other magicians. How much does he charge for an event? I don't know, but I'm at, I'm on his website right now. it's got to be a lot because when you use his website the mouse

the cursor turned into a magic wand as you're scrolling through it yeah Dan Chan Magic Yeah Dan Chan Magic You think he's doing 100K He also does mentalism We should We should put him head to head with those

Where are you getting the magic wand I'm not saying that If you go to the about page About I'm I got right on the I think that this guy also since he's at Silicon Valley he's dealing with a lot of people who try to figure out what the

trick is so I actually would believe he's the best of the best well he might be good on his review the review section of the website it says the person's name and then what company they work for next to it Silicon Valley's got to be the most insufferable place to work

just everyone just eyeing each other trying to get ahead but this guy him just doing what he loves being magician He also IPO to Airbnb, so that's another Yelp, also Russell Simmons, not the performer, former PayPal engineer who co-founded Yelp. There's almost every company, yeah, Yashan Wong, former engineering manager of PayPal, worked Facebook and then became the CEO of Reddit. You could probably connect a line to every single site on the internet. Well, there's a, I'd say like the most popular, I don't know, the most popular, like 50 websites in the United States right now, a non-porn websites, I would say.

They probably have something like, I'd say like 40% of former PayPal employees are like sitting on their boards or in their C-suite. Yeah, wait. I wonder if there's been a link from the porn industry to. Silicon Valley. Yeah, all of it. Every single major technological advancement happens through pornography, basically.

I mean, porn hubs like one of the most visited websites in the world. I'm sure they have plenty of technologically. Can we look that up? Who runs that? Brilliant people. Pornhub runs it.

Like, what company? They probably have a different name that they use that people can put on their resumes and shit. Orange and black media or something. Yeah. Because, I mean, they've created a web website that in many ways is superior to YouTube.

Okay, so there's nudity on it. I just Googled this and Google just said about this page, our systems have detected unusual traffic from your computer network. Yeah, Pete's watching you right now. All business Pete is so watching you right now. He's like, or porn hubs. I have, why have to do Google verification? Because you're on a work laptop, Billy.

Mind geek. Oh my God, mind geek? Mind Geek owns porn hub? Yeah, Mind Geek. What's Mind Geek? I don't know. A leader in web design, IT, web development. Canada.

A Luxembourg-based privately held company with Canada's at Center of Operations that primarily focuses on pornography. I feel like the PayPal Mafia, they definitely like, they keep in touch with each other. There's like a, if they helped build a startup into being like a billion dollar corporation, you probably still have some like deep ties with those people as you move forward and you go down different roads. They're definitely, they definitely work together to try to help each other's new venture succeed and become like to face of the internet. Because the way that it works in Silicon Valley is if you get the right people just believing in you, then everybody else will use your product because it's the next it thing to use.

And then before you know it, the rest of the United States, and then the world uses your website. Like, LinkedIn, I guarantee you got famous because LinkedIn was tied in with the guy that works at Facebook now, that used to work at PayPal, and they know each other. Like, oh, I'm doing the Facebook, but for business. And then they just naturally promote each other becomes massive, massive, massive and super successful.

And then they'll go spin off and start a new company. And then that will be famous because of who they know. They've just got the best network ever of who you know in order to get shit done. Plus, it doesn't hurt that now, like, Elon is the richest person in the world. And there was a tweet that was like, Elon could be just getting massaged by 20 women and living, eating caviar, but instead he's sleeping in Twitter HQ trying to make the world a better place.

Like, well, that's not how he's built. Yeah. Okay, so. That was a tweet. I just thought I was like, that's so ridiculous. When people say that, how much would it cost? to get 20 women to give you a massage, like eight hours a day and feed you grapes and drink wine on a beach.

If you wanted to do that lifestyle, let's figure that out, how much that would cost. Okay, so let's say you, that's a yearly salary for each of the woman, let's say. But what's retention going to be like? You have to offer them, like, you have to offer them equity in whatever it is in like your lifestyle or you have to offer them opportunity for advancement to be like the, okay, you've, You've done great work on the lower legs. I'm going to promote you to shoulders. That's, I have to really trust you to let you work the shoulders.

I bet one eight-hour day you could keep everybody happy for 100K. A year? No, a day. Oh, 100,000. What? Eight women, $1,000 a day? I thought you said 20 women. Did I say 20?

Yeah, 20. 5K. I think you got to set up. So it's like, are you talking about getting massage by all of them at the same time? Yeah. Okay. So 20 women, they probably work what, like a six hour day? Give them like six hours.

Do we say eight hours? I'd say probably six. Give them some breaks. This is such ridiculous. No, let's have the conversation. Five cage. Because people always say, man, if I was a millionaire, I would just go live on a beach somewhere and have just gorgeous women waiting on me hand and.

foot let's break that down well that might be the price in on an american beach yeah Thailand careful don't say that around Elon yeah that's probably where he's staying away from yeah um let's just say yeah okay america let's call it Hawaii I think in order to afford that lifestyle you probably have to pay let's see 20 women you probably have to pay them each keep them real happy like 100,000 $150,000 a year. You think that's enough? Yeah, at that price.

And they work six hours a day. Yeah, that makes sense. So 150,000, what's 150,000 times 20 billion? $150,000. $3 million? $3 million. $3 million a year just for the women. 20's a lot, though.

But, I mean, we're saying 20 million or 20 women. I think I could get that. it's done for five but you got to rent the uh you got to rent the beach punch property or own it basically this guy's saying like i would be if i had this much money i would just be dan bilzarian yeah that's what we really need to figure out how much is dan bilzarian his expenses his expenses have to be astronomical except i don't think he gets massages from all the women i think he just like they hang out and he post their picture on social media and then that's their and then they get followers that's their fame yeah yeah I don't think he actually thought no he doesn't do anything

you think he gets does he have sex with him yeah he definitely pays them for sex allegedly okay I'm alleging that but with no evidence except for my own brain but basically this dude online is saying why why isn't Elon just being Dan Belzerian true um I think I think you give me five million dollars a year as my budget and i can make the 20 women happen very comfortably and i would have a great beach and have a sick sick tv set up on my beach but that didn't get boring too i would get very bored i think if i was just getting massaged all day that's just me though i'm built different um all right so other people billy who else is in this paypal mafia that we need to know about everyone else was uh pretty

boring. David McClure came to mind because I think he was involved in a couple of non-tech startups. Oh yeah. So Saka, he was the guy who got identified in the sexual harassment in venture capital in a New York Times article in 2017. That was the only reason why. And he stepped down from day-to-day management in a post titled, I'm a creep, I'm sorry. And then he retracted his apology. It was weird. Jeremy Stoppelman was the former vice president of technology at PayPal. He co-founded Yelp.

And I wanted to, I think it's time that we have an honest conversation about Yelp. Anybody use Yelp here? Every once in a while. I use it all the time. You do? I'm not a reviewer. I don't type on the page, but I'm on it all of that. It's impossible to use.

Really? I can't find shit on there. I try to scroll down to read the reviews. The first three reviews that I read are for like a completely different business that's in the area. I do think that a lot of it is SEO and like tourist trappy. Yeah. I think a lot of them aren't the real like best places around you or whatever. The app always gives me a vibe like it's already zoomed in to like 1.5 magnification.

Yeah. It's hard to get around on it. I fucking hate Yelp. I deleted Yelp alone. time to go off my phone. Yelp's only for complainers and people who want an excuse not to go somewhere. That's true. Like we were, I was up in University of Albany covering the PLL. I was with Jake Marsh, another Big J. Jerno and Dugues. And it was Friday. Not a big Jirno. We wanted, it was Friday and we passed the TGI Fridays. And I was like, let's go to TGI Fridays.

And then everyone was down except Jake who didn't want to go to TGI Fridays. And the first thing he did was pull up terrible Yelp reviews about TGA Fridays. And, and, And we still just went and had amazing fajitas. That's awesome. And ice water. And they just played 80s music. Like, let's look up a bar that I've spoken very highly of Mick Sorley's on Yelp. I do think Yelp is good for getting food photos, though.

I will say that. Yeah. Like, if you want to know what the food vibe is. Yeah, but then they'll have like the picture of the menu and it'll be taken from across the table and you can't see the appetizers. Or it's like on an Android too. Yeah. just a real shit it's just a bad corner of the internet i don't like to go to anymore my life became infinitely better once i stopped visiting yelp and i i absolutely hate like check us out on yelp and

like if you accidentally hit that thing and then the the the yelp pop up happens just disaster of a website no idea why yelp got so popular they just marketed to the biggest complainers out there made them feel important huge app for annoying people very biggest app for the most annoying people. Just a bad scene. Count me out. I'm out on Yelp. Everybody's just complaining that they only serve two types of beers and McSorley's. One's dark and one's light. Like, why don't they have a better beer selection? Yeah, these people are stupid. Yeah, they're dumb. I hate Yelpers. You guys, why is there sawdust on the wood floors? You guys ever met like a power Yelper? Yes. Where it has a card. Oh, what? Wait, what? They give you a card sometimes.

I was just saying I know someone who is a consistent Yelp reviewer If you've reviewed more than five things on Yelp in your life That's a red flag Oh yeah if I found out that someone was Yelp reviewing on a date or something I'd be like get the fuck out Now you could have a handful of like Really bad or really great experience at a place that you're like

Other people on the internet should know about this Like if something truly terrible happen But after five if you can If it takes two hands to count how many times you've reviewed on Yelp You're a weirdo Very, very weird. My favorite thing that has happened recently is when people get famous and then they get their Yelp review history leaked. It really tells you a lot about a person, way more so than like your Reddit post history or your tweets from back in the day.

If you can read somebody's like history of Yelp reviews, that is a window into their soul. Wait, what's, who's have you heard about? I forget. It's happened a couple of times in the last few years. Leaked Yelp. reviews let's look it up um leaked celebrity leaked yeah yeah it's titus or as oh oh no hmm not really seeing much is there any celebrities who write reviews azizanzari likes to read bad yelp reviews now there definitely been a few leak yelp reviews hmm trying looking sorry this is Podcasting.

Check out my solo pod. It's out now. If you're listening to this on the YouTube, had some trouble uploading it to anything but YouTube because America didn't want to stream some of the content, audio. So what's out? Where are we at right now? It's on YouTube.

It's fully up? Yeah, it's got a lot of views. Three and a half hours? Yeah. Let me check. Two and a half. Some stuff had to be cut. Oh, so it's two and a half hours.

If we didn't cut certain parts, it wasn't getting streamed on YouTube. But just to be clear, it's two and a half hours. There was parts. There was in different countries. You didn't ask the question. It's two and a half hours, right? Yes. It couldn't have, some of the stuff that couldn't get posted because it was YouTube.

It's on the macrodosing YouTube? Yes. Remember when it was supposed to be five? I do. I remember when it was supposed to come out on Saturday. So, Billy, so once again, it's two and a half hours. It might be two hours, like, 22 minutes. Okay, so it's two hours and 22 minutes.

I just want to be clear. It's two hours and now it's two hours and 22 minutes. There was content in it that couldn't get uploaded to YouTube. Right. Okay. Yeah, just trying to make sure here. Just check it out. And it's, again, just for the people out there

so that they have a rock solid idea of how long it is. It's not three hours. It's not three and a half hours. It's not two and a half hours. It's two hours and 22 minutes. Right? I will pull up the exact time. Oh, I have it right.

It's two hours and 18 minutes. Okay. Okay. So just want to make sure. So not 222. Well, it's not three and a half hours. Right. And it's not three hours.

Yeah, because it starts with two. It's not two and a half hours. Uh-huh. And it's also not two hours from two. Okay, that got cut from the second time it was uploaded. I had to cut some stuff because of copyright issues. Yeah, I know. But it was still about two and a half hours.

Totally understand. Well, two and a half hours minus like 12 minutes. The top comment. This is such riveting content. I wish there were 40 more minutes. Yeah. Okay, here's a new segment on the show. Reading the YouTube comment section on Billy's solo podcast.

there was a really good one Billy completed a three hour punishment in two hours and 15 minutes and people still say he doesn't work hard there's a timestamp 4613 quotes okay this is boring understatement of the century Billy

damn hey do it right do it light also yeah the first thing Billy does is opening a racist YouTube video getting confused on a conspiracy theorist. Being racist is so funny. I didn't know the Tartarian theory. By the way, this, by the way, anyone was watching that ancient

apocalypse stuff on Netflix, that's some dog whistles in there. I'm here to tell you that that stuff, that's down a deep rabbit hole that doesn't turn out well. But then I disprove the racist guy by getting the opposite YouTube video. Thank you for your service. Did it in record time too. Didn't even take him three hours. Yeah. All right. This one guy says this video it's driving me crazy, but I can't stop watching. That's good. I like that. It's classic Bill. Keeps you coming back for more, but not more than two hours and 18 minutes. It's nice that PFT isn't there to stop or slow Billy down. That's right. If you want, if you want full Billy, that's where you go. I have, here's a quote from the episode,

quote, I have been talking for two hours and 40 minutes straight. That was a statement that was proceeded by a solid 40 seconds of silence and was followed up by a 20-minute jump cut to the two-minute warning. Realistically, I realized that I revealed tons of contact information. Wait, this person says, did Billy just admit that he wanted to do the Vegas shooting? What did you say to prompt that? I said, we talked about the Vegas shooting on the podcast, but we didn't do the Vegas shooting I wanted to.

That you wanted to do it? That I wanted, like, I don't know. Here's another quote from this one. Nazi Germany. How I, Billy football, would have won the war. These comments are making me almost want to go watch it. Not quite enough to do it, but almost. How does Billy sit a three hour time and only complete two hours of it, LMAO?

This is a scam. This ain't, this ain't three hours. Six seconds in and already alive. That's good. I like that one. As long as I would have expected, the over and under was three to a half. What's the first six?

I made it eight minutes and I want to rip my ears off. That's a good challenge. Like if Elon brings back Vine, see if Billy can get through a vine without telling a lie. Kay, it wasn't the only three hours solo podcast. It was not. It was not.

By plan. If you look at one of them. Should we make 218 shirts? If you look at the timer, Billy 218. And like the John 316. If you look at the timer that I have in the corner, I did podcast for three hours. It's just not all in there.

What's crazy is that Prussia sounds a lot like Russia, but it's actually Germany. Just a comment. Did you say that? Yes. You just started playing a video. Oh, geez. All right. So, Bill, yes, you have a timer in the corner.

I'm seeing this timer. so you spent three hours doing it is what you're saying yeah is that the same thing as a three hour podcast no but we're we're getting we're getting we're getting it together also i'm pretty sure you texted while you're recording it there's like minutes of dead air at a time no this is the good one this is the good version because on thursday billy recorded his original and then he just didn't use that version at all so billy did a three hour podcast on thursday night hated it And said that he's not uploading it. And then he redid it on Friday morning.

Oh, that you did a second one? So there's lost tapes out there somewhere. So the lost tapes punishment produced more lost tapes. It did. I thought we just cut down the original one. I didn't know there were two separate. No, it produced more lost tapes. Billy has deleted more content in the last week and a half than he's made.

What? I mean, that's on equivocally. It's true. Oh, if you're just counting this two hours in 18 minutes and 33, 38 seconds. It's almost 2.19. Yeah. And then let's see. Oh, part of this, Billy was, part of this podcast is Billy showing him while he's, well, he's tweeting.

Oh, wait. No, here's something interesting. Wait, wait. Because I haven't heard about this yet. Okay. here's a tweet that Billy wrote during his podcast. In the last two minutes of this three hour podcast

I am now declaring that in one week I will do an amazing three hour podcast entertaining clients the way I want to do it. I am taking guests, call-ins, videos, time for prep. It's coming out next Saturday

and will be recorded on Friday. So that's very shortly from now. I've been telling all of you guys this but no one's really wanted to listen. So is that going to happen? Yeah, I have it planned with Donnie. Uh-huh. And, yeah, it's going to be awesome.

A three-hour podcast. This time, three hours. Wait. Didn't you and I discuss something different? We talked about something a little bit different. Oh, you're getting three hours. I honestly think I really want to watch this. I'm just like looking at the windows Billy has open.

By the way, I will say. One of them is Wikipedia of dueling scar, and then the other one is some guy eating nachos out of a pickup truck. I think PFT and I discussed something. I've talked about Billy doing a very short podcast. No, this was three hours. You're getting three hours. What is that? What is that one?

By the way, the second podcast, I said basically this is the original podcast from Thursday night. I then started to record a new one Friday morning. And then in that, kept the old one and was planning to splice in the, stuff from the new one. But then I realized that it would be better off just spent editing the first one. And there is the about an hour and a half of the second podcast from Friday. So that's what's missing. Well, that makes sense. I have no idea what you're talking about. So this is, that was easy to follow. This is from Thursday night. Okay. Why, why can't you ever do anything normally? Because that's, that's how you're normal. Just do just do something.

normally. If I was normal, I wouldn't be here. All right, we're going to take some bets. We're going to take some bets on whether or not, uh, there's a three hour podcast that comes out on Saturday. Uh, what are the odds? I'm, I'm putting it plus 550. So it's, so it's like minus 800 that it doesn't come out. How do I, how do I compress the file? Yeah, see, here we go. This is, yeah, without. Yeah, I'm taking, I'll put minus 800. Smart. But how do I, but how do I? You're just earning points, basically. It's an investment. It's like a money market account.

I'm just saying I didn't know how to compress the file. How would I have done that? We can talk about this all right. Yeah, this is a non on the air. Yeah. I mean, your whole podcast could just be like, you could leave a recording device open on your desk while you try to figure out how to upload a podcast.

And the next podcast. I'll do that. Look, the back end stuff. It's hard. All right. So we have a three-hour podcast. definitely coming from Billy on Saturday. Unless it doesn't.

But it has to be recorded on Friday. Just to be clear. And it has to be an amazing three-hour podcast. It will have guests, call-ins. You'll have guests and call-ins videos. And it will also have time for prep. So coming out again, Saturday, and it will be recorded on Friday. Now, I don't know if you actually press send.

Did you press send on that tweet? Or you just typed it. I think I sent it. I'm watching you construct the tweet right now. You might have gotten cold feet at the last second. Does that count? Well, you're doing edits. You're trying to get down to 280 characters.

I think you got it. Tweet. Oh. Okay. Capitalizing clients. You're doing spell check on it. This is exhilarating. Oh, yeah, it is.

It's up there? Yep. All right. So Billy will be, you have that to look forward to. I'm sure it'll be a real thing. It's going to happen. Yeah. No, I just said.

that was some serious Trump speech but yeah that tweet is um is online seven retweets and 49 replies um Billy don't do this to yourself this was all part of the plan clients being your fraternity brothers uh

great plan until the mountains turn blue I'm feeling the mountains might have been blue when he wrote that tweet no i was you really think i drank during my two hour at 18 hour podcast like i'm on there the whole time okay i don't think everyone went to the bathroom during that billy forgetting the part where he has to record publish clip post to social etc that was also part he was supposed to like make clips oh yeah did make some clips he sent me two clips i will say okay okay okay okay i good all i'll give him his flowers there by the way i did this all through i movie you didn't have to

well i didn't know what else to do you have Premiere Pro. Do you think I know how to use it? I thought that's what you did during your suspension. No, I put it into, I recorded it. That was easy when I didn't have to cut. But then I realized I don't know how to cut through Premiere. Didn't he say? He said that he was learning Premiere, yeah.

So he was working at editing. Yeah. No, because I had to do it from the Mac at the end because I was. Max have Premier Pro? I know. I learned a good amount of Premiere Pro, but there's just some stuff. How much is a good amount? Let's do this out.

I didn't know how to do transitions. Where on the scale of zero to three hours would you say the percentage that you know of Premiere? About 218. Yeah, 218. All right. Oh, no, I remember why I put it on an Imovie because I was trying to upload it. And I was going to upload it to YouTube so it could be downloaded. And I couldn't do that through Premiere, but I could do that for Imovie.

I'm, I give up. I don't know. And I just cut it. through there. But I do know how to use Premiere kind of. 218. Okay. Let us do some voicemails. How does that sound? Before we get to voicemails, I want to give a shout out. This podcast is sponsored by Better Help.

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All right, let's do some voicemails. What's up, guys? This is Terrell from Pittsburgh. So, like, what if everyone in history, of the world, had a cell phone, and you could look at their camera role. Who would you pick? I think Dennis Rodman

would be pretty sick. All right, peace. Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson, Pete Davidson, Pete Davidson, Pete Davidson, Pete Davidson. Genghis Khan. Will Chamberlain? I'm being pretty horny right now, I apologize.

I'm not being horny. I'm like... I'm being... Harry Stiles. I'll be horny. So you would pick Harry Styles. phone so you can see all the girls that have sent him nudes no i kind of just want to you should pick olivia wild no but i kind of i don't even want it i don't want to see it to see naked harry styles i just kind of want to get it inside look at his life you just want to be the biggest stalker possible yeah kind of okay oh julius caesar why are you going with like historic people because well that was the the question yeah like like those nudes might get leaked one day

that you are so seeking like julius caesar's first contact with germania and like like egypt with uh uh freaking cleopatra like jesus imagine jesus's camera phone the pictures of like what if he was a mentalist and just good at doing like slight a hand tricks that's cool stuff I'm going here he's house Avery I don't know I figured you'd want to do like Dan Snyder Get some dirt on him down

Yeah you could bring him down He's already being brought down Yeah but you could like You could be the one to set the hammer They'd build a statue of you It's true I'm already going to do that for Jim Mercee though Yeah

I mean there's some rock stars That would be pretty cool to see Montezuma Like all the shit that went down in the Ozzy Osbourne 60s, 70s, 80s. Ozzy Osbourne's camera

that's not a bad one. He's seen some shit. He out partied everybody back in the 70s. I want to see Native American civilization before European viruses got there. I want to see

all those ancient cities on the Great Plains. Ooh, Lewis and Clark. Yeah. Yeah, seeing their, so that'd be cool to see like... No, no, before Lewis and Clark, back when the population

of North America before like, like anybody got there, any European contact was so much larger and then there was a ton of plagues. That's why European colonization of North America like happened because the population of people were being affected by smallpox even before there was any contact. Like Lewis and Clark had already been the damage had been done. There might have been cities on the great planes. So this is like Christopher Columbus. No, even before that. Like it was literally they thought that like a couple of sailors washed up off of boats.

and somehow made it to North America and, like, spread European diseases before we even had any recorded European contact in North America. Yeah, that'd be interesting. But also, like, Columbus would be pretty cool, too. Yeah. You're on the...

Which one was he on? Was he on the Nina? The Nina? I think he was gone on each, all three of them. He would just, like, how do you do that? Let's see where his captain quarter's... Real close to each other? Which boat?

The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria. Yeah. I think he was probably on the Nina. because that one always comes first. So they just say, which boat did Columbus sail on? And they're just like, the Nina,

the Penta and the Santa Maria. Yeah, it's all three of them. I don't think anyone's asked this question. Yeah, only one of them had to be the boat. The flagged ship Santa Maria. So the flagships were the captain. I only know that from boats and hosts. He was probably on the Santa Maria then.

And I would imagine that he saw a lot of cool shit when he got to the United States. he uh he like captured all the spices that's basically what he was sent on a mission for it was like hey bring back stuff that will make food taste good and then maybe some gold too that'd be nice but yeah that's not a bad pick mike tyson is my official pick okay yeah he's seen some shit for sure he's for sure or michael jordan one of the two i was going to say michael jordan maybe yeah george washington he had a pretty interesting life yeah but you like those celebrities in modern times like the athletes and rock stars you kind of

can imagine what was going on like there's shit we might have not even known even existed like stuff we don't even know about in pictures from like super ancient historical figures yeah cleopatra would be cool king tutte cleopatra might have put a pot full of bees and turned it into a sex toy because it was the only way to create vibration. Wait, what? Yeah. Look up Cleopatra. She made a vibrator out of a fucking Hornet's nest?

Yes. Because it was the only thing that vibrated like that. That fucking rocks, if that's true. Cleopatra B. She's my number one now if Cleopatra did that. That is so cool. Cleopatra in the sexy

B myth. Oh, no, is it a myth? is Cleopatra's B-powered gourd the first vibrator yeah but we don't know that she probably had pictures of it in her iPhone I don't I don't know if that's what you're taking pictures of

the B vibrator it sounds like a very dangerous game that you're playing with yourself couldn't you have like something in there that doesn't sting well it's totally wrapped up just get flies or something like flies no they don't they've they got wings um what's up with what's up with egypt by the way egypt is egypt gets a lot of love no disrespect to any egyptians out there but like why do why do we learn in the united states why is there like a

year where every child learns about egypts and pyramids and the sphinx and hieroglyphics and and all that stuff. Because it's one of the, it's ancient civilization that came out of Africa. But I'm saying like there's a lot of different history and a lot of different parts of the world. Why is Egypt like kids have to know about Egypt?

Because it's more inclusive. What do you mean? It's an inclusive civilization. You could do, you could study other parts of Africa. I'm not saying like don't study any of the Middle East or any of Africa. But like they, it was one of the first.

But you know what I'm saying? saying like we we go we go balls deep in egypt and kids get obsessed over pyramids and mummies and shit and it's part of like america the american zeitgeist is all this ancient egypt stuff i'm just curious why who selected ancient egypt as being like the very popular thing that we shall all get focused on i think it's because it's easier to teach young kids because a lot of this like for example greece the stuff that ancient greece is like revered for is hard to to explain than pyramids, mummies, like, the practices like explaining Pythagoras and Greek civilization and democracy, which actually does come later in history classrooms. Pyramids are just

more easily tangible to a young child. Yeah, I think you're probably right. The short answer is that it's cool. Yeah. Like, mummies are cool. You can teach a kid about a mummy. Toilet paper wrapped up. Yeah, kids like, okay, I get this. Yeah. mummies ooh awesome scary yeah like sarcophagus giant pyramids giant pyramids camels walking around outside yeah that shit's interesting to kids i can see that cleopatra loki hot was she hot or was she just powerful well caesar didn't have to hit and he did is that true yeah pretty sure Caesar and Cleopatra were like hooking up

and then some other Roman generals coming down the Nile River and like the Nile You know what's pretty, you know what's awesome about Cleopatra? We need to do an Egypt episode. We should, okay, yeah, Egypt episode. You know what's pretty cool about Cleopatra

is that she offed herself by letting a snake bite her? What you think she was trying to do? It's like the season finale of Think about what she did with bees. Think about what she was doing with a snake. That's a good point. Yeah. She probably had a rattlesnake. Yeah. And she was probably holding on her

on her bean. And it went wrong. Dude, wait, there's no there's no rattlesnakes native to North Africa. Not anymore because they probably saw that one. She probably suffocated all of them. And that was the, that was the

angriest one. And they're like, don't use that one Cleopatra. That one's not, that one's ornery. And she's like, I can tame my mush. And then, yeah, one thing led to another. Okay. Shout out of clear Patrick. Great job.

Very horny. What do you got, man? Yeah. I doubt there was any pythons north of the Sahara. Okay. Okay, here's where Billy's definitely wrong about something. What? Herpetology?

Yeah, well, figuring out where a python might have been 3,000 years ago. I'm going to go out on a limb and say you might not know exactly what you're talking about on that one. Fauna doesn't change. They can get moved around. I mean, I guess coming down the Nile, a python from sub-Saharan, Africa could come up.

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Let's just say you have 24 hours o'clock. the world's about it and what are you guys doing? If I had to guess Billy's going to go to the wild and shooting pigeons thick tea I don't know

he's going to church Madeline I can feel like you're going to a nice a nice dessert like a nice like a brunch more say I'm gonna go get some fucking screwdrivers

with my gows you know what I'm saying thank you guys stay handsome stay beautiful keep producing great content That feels a bit sexist To be like the last 24 hours on Earth The only girl is gonna go get brunch

Well I don't think anyone would be serving That's a good point I was gonna say beers with boys Yeah Just have one last beer with the boys And imagine how hard that beer would have What would happen is you'd start drinking That beer would hit different

Hour 1 then you'd be like Yo guys We only have a couple hours left And we can do whatever we want Because we're about to die Yeah And then what depending on where you are probably like like if we were near the white house going to the

white house like find all the cool stuff if you're in new york i don't know riot riot yeah it'd probably be some rioting done i think whatever i would do would be i don't like how they did things on don't look up don't look up dumb movie they they spent all day cooking a giant meal yeah the the wife brought her husband over with his new girlfriend and then they sat down at a table and they didn't even They didn't even finish their meal. They didn't finish their meal. They just waited to die together in the most awkward environment. Yeah, it's weird.

I would get drunk. Yeah, I get drunk. Actually, you know what? I'd then go try to ride a rhino at the zoo. Okay. Let nature take care of it before. Well, you open, open, let them all out. I'd set up like a football game with the boys.

Just throw the rock around one more time. Yeah, I like that. We'll go play catch at like MetLife. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. Or in Yankee Stadium. Can you get an open container on a rhino? I'd like to see, probably no cops at that point.

They're all home with their families. Do you think it would just become the purge? Kind of, yeah. Yeah, it would. But I think only certain bad activities would happen. I don't think you'd see a lot of murder. What's the point? Yeah, because like, okay, it does the law of having no murder, does that mean that, like,

people want to order? Yeah. Does having a law against murder stop you from murdering people? no it definitely stops some people really you think i i have committed exactly as many murders as i want to commit you're a pretty rational sane person for the most part yeah but i feel like most people you don't think someone has like thought about killing somebody and been like you know what this probably is the consequences are probably not worth this action it's not worth it yeah you're probably right now i don't know what percentage that is

What percentage that would actually stop? Spousal. Yeah. I think. I mean, I'm not, I'm not advocating for there being no law against murder. Wait. I think it's a good. It's a good thing that there's a law because also you take people that commit murder and they have to go away so they don't murder again.

Yeah. So that's a good thing. Yeah, there's more, I think intrapersonal murders more common than. Oh, I'm sure. Sure. Yeah. Listen, I'm so good anytime I watch like a first 48 hours or like any sort of true crime thing on YouTube. I'm great. I'm like, the husband did it. And then 99% of the time I'm right. Dude, I saw a crazy true crime episode. That was so fucked up. I didn't even want to say it. Kaylee Anthony. Which talk Kansas. Did you all see the Casey Anthony doc that's coming out? I did. And I would like to invite her to come on to the podcast to discuss.

she might do it she might she might do it Casey Anthony you are welcome to come on to this podcast and discuss I'm surprised by that in person yeah no so okay here's here's how I truly feel about Casey Anthony she's a monster and she definitely killed her kid and she then turned on her parents and did some like even crazy on top of that stuff to them she's like a terrible, terrible human being, bottom of the barrel. But I'm also fascinated by her. I'm truly fascinated by her brain because she is a utterly compulsive liar. She lies about everything. And she sees the world through like a utterly different perspective. She is crazy. She's crazy as you can get. But in a way that's like, I want to know more about, I want her to, I want to keep

watching her lie and just see how many lies she can tell. What's nuts, though, is that mothers killing their children isn't the weirdest, like, fucked up shit that humans do because, like, hamsters eat their children. Like, mothers in the animal kingdom constantly kill their children. Are you justifying Casey Anthony? No. No. But that is a very billy thing to say. It's not really that bad because, like, hamster moms do it.

So, like, it's in our brain somewhere. I just find it fascinating. The story I always think about is where she's taking the detectives who are questioning her and she's like, yeah, I work at Universal Studios. Did I tell this story already in the show? I don't know. She's taking the detectives that are questioning her and the murder of a child. And she's like, yeah, I work at Universal Studios.

Come meet me at work. You can get a room there. And so she's walking through the hallways of the building. And she keeps walking. And she's like talking to them about nothing. and they're looking at each other like this is really strange what's going on after about like 10 minutes of walking to this building she finally gets to the end of the hallway and she turns around and she's like okay so i don't actually technically work here and she was just like waiting it out until

the very end like when george costanza takes susan's parents out like to the hamptons yeah and he finally reaches the end and he's like i don't have a house okay all right i don't have one you guys did that's crazy so she so not only did she not have an office there but um she hadn't worked there in like over a year and when she worked there she didn't work in that building her job was she would like sell you tickets after you went on a ride and like your hands were in the air when you went down you know like on the log floor ride she sold the pictures she sold the pictures and she did that for like two months and then she told the cops that like she worked in marketing at Universal Studios or something.

And so then she took them on that wild goose chase. Just insane. And the interrogation videos that they have of her, just fascinating. Because the entire time, the cops are just like, Casey, stop lying. We know this is a lie. Stop it. And she's just like, I swear to God, it's not a lie. And then she stacks another lie on top of that.

And just drives the detective's crazy because they're like, they don't know how to communicate with her. So in fairness, it worked. It did work. so I mean she was found not guilty right why would you stop lying she's always gotten away with it and it goes back to when she was a kid like she would lie to her parents about going to school and then I found out that she'd just been skipping class for the entire year and then uh she like lied about something uh like walking at graduation

i think they ended up letting her walk at graduation and then she claimed that she had a high school diploma her parents went along with there's a long long list of lies from young miss casey anthony but i'm fascinated to watch this show on her but now i'm joking earlier um she's banned for macrodosing that's the ruling what i kind of want have her on no she's banned you just said you want to have her on if she follows me then she can come on the show would you let her be the millionth casey anthony yeah the millionth in club nine nine just said if she follows you you're you're not taking followers right now unless it's I'm not accepting followers.

Right now, my follower acceptance rule is down to Elon Musk, Miley Cyrus, Cardi B, and The Rock. Those are the four. What a mix. Adding Casey Anthony, that really kicks it up a notch. Could she come in on Ladies Night? Is there going to be another Ladies Night? Ladies Night's tonight, yeah.

So if you're listening to this, it's probably already happened. but it's happening tonight we're going to talk about we're talking about love is blind season three so that'll be fascinating mad dog you love love is blind right biggest fan I know right here are you really no I've never seen it never seen any of them no I'm not a big reality show person it's a fascinating show all right I've heard I'm trying I looked up

Casey Anthony on Twitter I don't think she's on Twitter she probably's got burner out there she definitely shouldn't be on Twitter or she would herself in some trouble for sure well so much negativity oh does she have instagram i don't think she's on social media i don't think you can exist that would be wild of her to just be posting selfies on instagram well i mean like musselini's granddaughter's on there and then who's she i mean case anthony how hinkley's on her too make on only fans you think oh my god yeah that's an unfathomable amount of money i'm shocked she hadn't done it yet it would be It would be crazy.

How does she have any money? Like, what has she done? Books? I don't think she's... Has she written a book? I think she has. Who the hell's paying her for an appearance? This documentary that just...

Right, but this is the first time she's really done anything in 10, 15 years. I found what might be her Twitter account. Oh, ready? She's posting 9-11 conspiracies on that. Sure. What's the at? Text it to me. You don't have to say it.

Wait, no, I don't think this is it. Why did you think it was her? Just based on vibes. Well, I guess we'll find out what she has to say in a couple weeks. I've been waiting to eat this rotisserie chicken this whole episode. Are you asking permission to leave before we're done? I just haven't eaten old day. That sounds awful, Billy.

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It's going to come out on Tuesday, right? It'll come out Tuesday. Yeah. Yeah. So we'll record it on Monday. We're going to have... Be that old time. Yeah, we're going to have the wonton Don here.

Yeah. And we're going to do... We're going to talk about FIFA because myself and Donnie are about to go over to the World Cup. Over in Qatar, flying into Doha on Tuesday and won't be here for the rest of the week. Missing out on Thanksgiving, but hopefully come back with some great content for you guys. And Monday's show that we will record on Monday, come out on Tuesday. Again, we'll be with Donnie and it'll be on FIFA. Watch the documentary, the FIFA documentary on Netflix.

That's your homework. Billy, what's your homework? Watching the Netflix documentary on FIFA corruption. Okay. Are you at all? all concerned um obviously the the concerns with guitar have been well noted but did you saw the video of them uh getting in the face of the camera crew i did i saw that i saw the video of them or the the blog post of them taking another person's camera i uh i think that donnie and i

know how to handle ourselves i think we know when to push when to pull and i think that we are just looking to go over there and show honestly what a great country guitar is and how supportive their officials are and how they've really turned the corner and really clean themselves up and how guess what Qatar is finally open for business so very happy to be showcasing that country in all of their glory um the corruption and scandals that's all mostly people that are either fake news media or something that's been put up by some of their rivals in the past they're just jealous of the glory of Qatar um and they're snakes there's snakes every last one of them so uh no i'm not Not worried about that.

Qatar is a beautiful place with perfect people and great government. So can't wait to go over there. It'll be fantastic. Will you be taking any molly over there? I will not be taking any molly over there. Good to hear. No drugs. In fact, we'll talk about this a little bit on Monday, but I've done some more looking

on the list of things that are and are not allowed over there. I might not be able to wear shorts. We'll talk about this Monday. How about that for a tease? It's going to be like 85 degrees. I don't think I'm allowed to wear shorts over there. Nightmare. It's like a fancy club.

You're a shorts guy too. I'm a shorts, man. You have amazing calves, and there's... Thank you, Billy. Thank you, Billy. Yeah, nobody will know how athletic I am if I can't wear shorts. Well, thank God, so you won't, like, no women will be seduced by you. That's true.

You can't get in trouble for that. That's very true. Those are some American calves. Yeah, they see these American calves, and they want... The girls will be falling at their knees. You see the calf. You want... You want the bowl, you know.

Just came up with that one right now. It's a good way to end it. That's pretty good way to end the show. Yeah, we should have. Also, on next week's show, I'll do a passport reveal because my passport photo, I would arrest me if I saw this. I swear to God, I would arrest me pre-crime. All right. See you guys next week.

Love you guys. You know,