Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Sir Isaac Newton

Episode Date: November 9, 2021

On today's episode of Macrodosing, the crew discusses Sir Isaac Newton and big brains. Billy has an idea that will blow all of your minds. Turning lead into WHAT!? Also, Hendon Hooker and Tyler Baron are BACK after a huge 45-42 win over Kentucky this past weekend. All of this and more on today's episode. Macrodosing is presented by DatChat.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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No, I think that about Vermont. I don't think that about Maine. To me, Maine's kind of Maine. Oh, Maine to me is the most New England. Maine is more... New England to me is Massachusetts. Maine is more New England than Connecticut.

Yeah, that's true. Do people... Not in my not, New York... New York doesn't count as New England, right? No. No, Connecticut's New England. Connecticut's like in the tri-state area. It is, but it isn't.

Are we? But Maine is way more New England. There's a New England culture that Connecticut does not really envelop in any way. Is New York technically New England? No. No. That's the tribe state. Okay.

So I actually think that North New York. Like upstate? Yeah. I mean like straight up. What like Poughkeepsie? No, I'm telling you Vermont, New Hampshire. Massachusetts, Maine are the stronghold

of New England. And then there's border states Oh, Rhode Island as well. Then border states are Connecticut and then like New York's also kind of I would think that that far north New York, I'm talking like Messina, New York, I'm talking Plattsburgh.

I'm talking like right across the river from Montreal. You could make the argument that it has strong New England like tendencies. I would say that that area is more Michigan it is kind of Michigan it's like it's like great lakes like you know the farther north you go

the more south like there's Confederate flags up there it's like beautiful in the summertime we used to do the drive to Clarkson St. Lawrence for Quinnipiac hockey was the worst drive of all time also I've realized okay so since moving here I've been here six months now I'm from Ohio people don't think Ohio is part of the Midwest here which is fucked

it is people throw around on the term Midwest, too, loose and fast. But, okay, just as you say New England culture is a thing, Midwest culture is a thing. Yes. If Ohio doesn't have it, no one has. But people talk about the Midwest and they say like Indiana. Indiana is not in the mid or the west of anything. But people think it's like the Midwest is Oklahoma.

That's the great plains. Yeah, Indiana is for sure west of things. Indiana is absolutely Midwest. Yes. But I'm next. Ohio is next to Indiana. Geographically, it is not. I feel like Germany could also be Midwest.

they have a very Midwest vibe to their culture A lot of beer They're the Ohio of Europe for sure I do like debating what parts of the country Are considered what other parts of the country I feel like Ohio's like an island though I don't know It's not an island

It is like its own We have a lake No Ohio I would also put Like y'all you would say Wisconsin is the Midwest right Yes It's damn near Canada It's a feeling

Well is miss That's what I'm saying though People use the term Midwest and it's geographically just patently false. Why? What is Wisconsin in the middle of? The country. It's next to Canada.

It's in the middle of the country, east, west. Middle, middle is middle, not up. That's the north. No, that's not how middle works at all. That's the north. Okay, well, then if you're talking center. Yes, okay, well, then Indiana is not in the middle. It's not center.

And yeah, there are parts of Indiana that are very sensitive. center. The south of Indiana goes down further than there's Kentucky. What's Kentucky? Kentucky is. You guys are in the SEC. Yeah, well, so is Missouri. Missouri ain't the South. Kentucky's kind of, they're shady because they act like they're from the South.

But they're not. They role play as Southerners. They fought for the North in the Civil War. Yeah, nobody talks about that. Let me, let me toss this one into the equation. What's Michigan? Specifically, Detroit. I feel like people say Michigan is the Midwest. And it's more east than Atlanta is.

Yeah, I remember that, that still fucks with me. That's so weird. That still fucks with me. Yeah. Was that you or Tyler? No, there's the, there's like the north. I think this, because people from Minnesota and Wisconsin think that they're like Midwestern, but they also are more like northern.

They're nicer. They're Canadian nice. They are big, like the Michiganders, those are Midwest. I think Michigan is. The SEC of Canada. Yes. All right. Yep.

They're very southern vibes in Michigan. But only like, but not like Traverse City and Mountbara Island. Like middle of Michigan, landlocked Michigan. What about the UP, the Upper Peninsula? Oh, beautiful. Shout out anybody in the any Uper's out there that listen to macrodosing. I want to be the official podcast of the Upper Peninsula. Are we putting this in?

Yeah, sure. Why not? This is good talk. I'm eating some soup, drinking some coffee. Is that some chicken popercash? What? What? Popercash?

That's a Midwest term right there. I don't know what it is, but that's... Also just a crazy assumption on soup. You could have gone with anything else. That is certainly Central Ohio dialogue coming across. Wait, whoa, whoa. You guys don't have chicken popcorn? I've never heard that word in my life ever.

That sounds... Wait. That sounds like something from Bavaria. Guys, chicken popcorn is like some of my favorite soup. You're still not explain. It's, okay, I'm going to, I'm Googling it right now. How, I wouldn't even, I'm trying to spell this right now. P-A-P-R-I-K-A-S-H.

It's a Hungarian. Ah, Yiddish. Paprakash is a spice made from dried and ground red peppers, and it's, um, it's, it's like chicken, like, how in chicken, chicken teakamasol, it's like the chunks of chicken. Mm-hmm. And it's, it looks like that. It's like that color. And it's like a thick, creamy soup.

and you put sour cream in it with crackers. Oh, it's so, guys, I'm going to get you some chicken popercosh. I mean, it sounds good. I've never heard of it. I can't, are you serious? No, and I'm a soup fiend. That's why I figured, like, you would come in with the chicken popercosh. It's a very fall soup, fall and winter.

It looks, it almost looks like Google. All soup is a winter soup. No, no, no, but like, you have to put sour cream in this soup. It's so good. It's so good. My mom's coming to the live show. I might have her bring us some. Okay. I'm down. It sounds delicious, but I've just never heard of it.

Oh my God. It's so good. I'll read it. We have booking Kelly coming into the studio here. Yeah, we're recording an episode of macrodosing. Hey, Kelly, quick question. He's not even looking. Tell her to wave at me. Coli wants you to wave at him. Kelly, first of all, wave to Coli. He can't see you.

There you go. Hello. I'll see you next week. He says he'll see you next week. Kelly, have you ever heard of chicken popercosh? What? It's not a real thing, bad dog. Sorry. Everyone from Ohio slash the Midwest is going to slide into the macrodosing DMs.

If you as well love chicken popercash soup. I've only ever heard of it in a Tom Cigora joke before. Really? To answer your question, this is an avocado tortilla chicken. cilantro, some sort of like, almost like a creamish broth. I don't know. Do you go to the same place to get all your soups? No, I mix it up.

I have certain soups that I like from certain places. Right. Well, yeah. So I've got like a Greek soup place that I go to. I've got a jambalaya place that I go to. I've got my chicken tortilla place that I go to. I've got a foe place. I got a ramen place.

Fought place and ramen place, like you got to have, those are completely separate. Yep. But no, I mixed it up. I mixed up. But I found that for the most part, if I go to a grocery store that has, as a soup buffet or you know the soup station at a salad bar those are usually pretty good soups there's one not that bodega right there i wouldn't trust it all this this soup eating gives off like mad like geriatric vibes i'm just saying why because they don't have to chew it yeah you like

you like sucking on your food bill you like chewing your food that's kind of sus no i'm just saying like i if you're eating soup every now and then but this like all soup all the time is like make me be like, yeah, dude, like, that's a little senior home. I'm respecting my body. I'm on a great diet. This diet has done wonders for me. I kind of want to get on this. I mean, put that meat in my mouth.

Yeah. This diet has cured me of 20 pounds of excess weight I was carrying around. That's crazy. Yeah, it was a fat ass when I got back from Buffalo. Very, very fat. Arian, welcome. Can you hear us? Can you hear me?

Yep. Yep. I got you. It's been to set in this up very clear. Loud and clear. All right. So I think Minnesota, Minnesota is... I can...

They are Midwest. It's the nice... They have the niceness of Canadians and then the climate of Midwest. They have all four seasons. They're nice. Is that what you... You say they have all four seasons

about a climate that sucks usually. Yeah. Well, I never said that there was a good climate. You have the worst part of all four seasons. So it's either bone-chillingly cold or just mosquitoes everywhere. Yeah. And humid. Really humid in the Midwest.

Yeah. I was pissed how hot New York is when I moved here. Yeah, it's a different kind of heat because you got the city side walks and bounce it off. The heat just reverberates off everything, the buildings. And yeah, it sucks. I was like, oh, it won't be 100 degrees in the summer like it is in the South. No, it still is. And then it snows afoot in the winter.

Do you guys think that Florida is the South? No. Oh, Florida is its own thing. Florida and Texas are their own thing. Out of the thousands, south. Yeah. It's geographically. Culturally, it's completely different.

Culturally, it's Florida. The pan handles the south. Panhandles the South. Yeah, like, or what is it? Where does everyone go on spring break? Gulf Shore. Daytona, Daytona City. Daytona Beach.

That's on the east coast of Florida. Yeah, that's down. That's like South Jacksonville, I think. I always had this like, like, when I was like in high school, I always thought I'd end up. at like Panama City Beach. Yeah. Like for Spring Break.

You still will. You do give off strong Panama City Beach vibes. I always saw like at one point in my life, all my buddies are going to like hit like one of these beaches. But then they all closed because they didn't allow open containers on the beaches anymore. Yeah. There's no place for spring breakers to. Hang on. I want to, Arian, why do you think Florida is the South?

I think it is the epitome of the South. Well, like you, okay. So you lived in Knoxville and Miami. Like those two places could not be more different. Okay, so there's like, there's a spectrum. Think of the South on the spectrum, right? There's extremely southern shit that goes on in both places. That's hilarious to me.

And that's how I quantify. I wouldn't need, like, Texas is, is, is not really that southern. Like, in my experience, it's like, it's like the Hollywood of the South. Like, people like to pretend they're southern there, but they're not really that southern. Like, I don't have a lot of Southern. and tendencies. But like Florida,

home fucking Florida is like that's the south. That's the most south you can get. Florida's like Florida's half the deep south and then half New York. That's what Florida. Actually, Florida's like, I think the only, I think I was thinking of Miami. Miami, you

can make a strong case that is not really a southern like that. Sneaky, sneaky west coast of Florida is the Midwest. Like no. No. Like Tampa? Hear me out. There's a ton.

of Culver's on the west coast of Florida. Yeah. Did you say clover's? Culvers. Culvers. Which is a Midwest, like a burger in shit place. It's probably the most southern, I mean, the most Midwest, uh, fast food. Also a lot of wrestlers live there.

Yeah. I mean, while we're just disregarding geography in these terms entirely, the Gulf coast of Florida is about as west as Ohio is. That's the Midwest. That's true. We're in the same time zone. Yeah, I agree with Billy. my mom lives in Santa Bella and it's very

It's midwest. Yeah, like there's a ton of Midwesterns on the west coast of Florida. Yeah. So what is Orlando? I feel like Orlando is the Long Island of Florida. Orlando's. Explain. Well, just a lot of golf courses.

Like nobody. But it's also the happiest place on her. They all seem like everybody that lives in Orlando like it seems like they're cartoon characters. Definitely. It's a mall. Most of work. Yeah, exactly.

Orlando is a mall. Much like much of. Long Island is a shopping mall. A lot of them were. Yeah, and the Midwest. They're all the same. Yeah. A lot of strip malls. You know, sneaky great strip mall area is Northern Virginia. I went back there a couple weeks ago, was driving around. It's just one strip mall connected to another, but you can tell the ones that are more recently built because they're trying to make almost artistic strip malls now. It's still the same buildings. It's still, you got a Chipotle, you got a nail salon, and then you usually have like, I don't know, the place that used to be a

blockbuster that got converted into like some. Like a healthy wrap. Nope. Like a quick lunch place. But they're all the same. They just are starting to build them up to be more appealing to the eyes. But it's just strip malls as far as the eye can see in Northern Virginia. I believe, yeah, that adds up.

I would think, what about Utah? What's Utah? Yeah. Like, BYU. No one even knows. It's the West. I would consider it West. I think Utah is the moon.

Yeah. With all the salt flats. Yeah. That place is... Well, they think you get your own moon when you die. Really? Are you confusing Mormons and Scientologists? No, no, no, no, no.

The Mormons, you get your own... I don't know about this. I thought that was Scientology. No, it's the Mormons. Oh, I remember that. Yeah, when we were talking about Mormons and the moon situation... I got a lot of DMs from Mormons being like, hey, you guys have wildly confused the basic tenets of our religion.

Yeah, I got that. The thing is honestly... I think they debunked the whole you get your own moon when you die, rumor. But, again, I don't know. I'm not a Mormon, so I... Low key, we talk a lot of shit about Mormons, and I know we have a lot of Mormon listeners, so. How do you know that?

Because they all. They come in droves. Everybody say something nice about Mormons. You guys always have healthy hair. Yeah, you're very attractive people. Zach Wilson is very pretty. Yeah, you're all attractive. Great job, Mormons.

Keep it up. Big, uh, big trampoline community, the Mormons. Oh, I bet. Yeah. Yeah. They do have a lot of sober activities. They've got to, they always have, I'm kidding. Huge trampoline, like, if you've ever seen an overhead, like Google map of Salt Lake City, it's just trampolines fucking.

Well, you know, you know why they, come on. So they can fuck without moving. Yeah. And they like to jump on beds too. Yeah. And soak. So here's the passage from the Book of Mormon. And thus there shall be the reckoning of the time of one planet above another until thou come nigh unto Kolub, which Kolub is after the reckoning of the Lord's time.

which Kolob is set nigh unto the throne of God to govern all those planets which belong to the same border as that upon which thou standest. So we did get it wrong. So they're not moons because they don't rotate around another planet. They actually rotate around sun. So it's a planet, not a moon. You get your own planet.

We were way off. Upgrade. Yeah. So either they all go to one planet or they get. But then there's something about you get your own planet. But not moon. I'm doubt with that. Because moon is, moons have to rotate around another planet.

What are you going to do with your own planet? Yeah, that sounds horrible. This is a whole, you have to, you have to, like, mind the resources. Like, it's a lot of work. Apparently, they had to do a lot of work pushing against this in 2014

when the Book of Mormon came out. They had to really put, do a press tour saying that that's not exactly what happens. It's just that it's like, that is the greatest play I've ever seen, by the way, the Book of Mormon. I saw that on Broadway. Maybe cry laughing.

That is fucking brilliant, though. I think that's a good point, though, area getting your own planet seems like a giant pain in the ass something i would not want to have to deal with you have to then you have to be responsible for the people that are destroying your planet and you have to like enact regulations to try to save your own planet it sounded we were talking a while back i think me and big cat had this debate and somebody gifted you the Arizona coyotes or the phoenix coyotes where do they call them the hosona now the Arizona the Arizona coyotes uh would you want to own that hockey team because I feel like

like it would be a bigger pain in the ass than it would be worth to have to manage all the stuff that goes along with owning a sports team and you get none of the good stuff because it's the Arizona coyotes nothing good that would be that would be fired because like yeah there's no there's no ice in Arizona so like the whole market you just do so nobody expects anything out of you because you're in Arizona with a hockey team so you can just do most outlandish shit for marketing and branding and brand like it can be the most amazing thing because nobody expects anything you're not going to win anywhere right so it's like fucking let's just do the most crazy shit that you can possibly think it almost like free range to to really just wow to fuck out

didn't haven't they been involved in like several like large scandals over the last 20 years and we don't really know or care like that's a i think a check in their favor like you could do whatever the fuck and no one's gonna no one's like it's barely going to be in the news yes they uh they had a big scandal where they were talking to people before the draft and they got draft picks taken away but it kind of just got blown under the rug like no one talks about it anymore because it's

fire because it's Phoenix yeah that's what I'm saying you could do all kind of crazy shit but then Aaron then you can spin zone on your own planet like you can do all this crazy shit no loss no no no you have to literally find water every day like that's you have to and food does the cartel own the Arizona calories

no no no Now, speaking of cartel, I watched Sicario last night, unbelievable movie. Great movie. Sicario 2, not so much. No. Sicario 1, awesome movie. Awesome. Very underrated.

I mean, we saw the Danbury Trashers. It's just a money laundering scheme. I could totally seem the Arizona Coyotes being in mind. I'd like to say through the record on this show that the Arizona Coyotes are not owned by the drug cartels. We don't, allegedly, allegedly, asking questions. But I will say, I believe that the majority, not all, but the majority of the majority of rug shops are absolutely washing money there's no no bro we are not buying rugs at this rate but you go to some of these like places there's less like three-story buildings of nothing but

rugs i refuse to believe that rug places are just selling rugs there's no way there's this there's this part in um i think it's the lower east side of new york where if you drive four blocks in any direction all you see is lighting stores they only sell fixtures like Like, did I say my lighting store story? Did I say the lighting store story on this block? No, I don't think so. All right, but check this out. So I was looking, so I got a studio in my house, right?

I was looking for like a custom light, like say my name or whatever it can be, right? So I go to this lighting store. I see I drive by it every single day I go to the city. I see this lighting store. So I go in the lighting store. And it's just like mad boxes, right? Just a whole bunch of boxes. And then one wall, a very small wall, like no bigger than this wall here had like seven or eight.

options of lights and dudes just sitting there didn't couldn't care less that I was in there right and he goes and I go the eye of lights here and he he looks at me and he looks at the wall and he points at the wall and I'm like this is this is like yeah this is it and I'm like yeah fuck y'all have a store there's no way

y'all sell lights here though like and I just walked out because like this is definitely a drug house like there's no I love it yeah no it's there's this entire district here in New York where it's just lighting stores everywhere and it's like how much how many chandelier years are people buying in New York because nobody here owns their own apartments.

We're all renting from a landlord who's not trying to upgrade any features ever. I just don't know how all these places stay in business. But when you do refinance, like let's say you're a landlord and you refinance homes, you can just say like this loan is to replace the lights

and like upgrade certain things and then you get a bigger loan and then they just go to these places and just get wholesale lights. They write off the, they pocket the difference. Yeah? Yeah. damn i worked in real real estate finance one summer that's damn billy smart billy knows all the tricks of the trade on this what other states can we talk about kentucky's a very confusing one

very tucing i'll call them southern i will call them they do they do have southern tendencies it's it's appalachian though it's not necessarily southern people people conflate those often but Like, West Virginia is certainly not the South. Kentucky's a lot more like West Virginia than it is Alabama. What do you think about West Virginia? West Virginia's Appalachia. Correct. Is the Appalachia a whole region not like that?

Yeah, Appalach is different. That's what I'm saying, though, Aryan. Like, people think Appalachian is southern. I think they're very distinct. Are you talking geographically south? Culturally and both. Okay, so culturally, and they're absolutely south. West Virginia?

West Virginia. I think West Virginia, it's Appalachia, which is a little bit different. Appalachia is like the South's kind of shady cousin They have similar bloodlines They share similar tendencies But they're just a little sketchier There's always something going on with people from Appalachia I mean Nick and KB are from West Virginia

And they're two of the Some may say quirkyest individuals Yeah they're not southern No, they're not southern Wheeling West Virginia is its own location It's not the South It's not Appalachia Wheeling West Virginia What is it?

It's a very very, very strange place. They've got like a giant Buddhist temple there. They've got a little bit of everything going on wheel. Because Ohio borders West Virginia and Ohio's the Midwest. So then what is West Virginia become? Because you're so close. It's, it's, it's below the Mason-Dixie line as well. So it's like, that's why like geographically, I don't know, like culturally, we had this debate in college actually, but there's also two different cultures, right? There's like, there's a different Americas, right? So like, like, black culture, like, D.C. is not the South, but like geographically. it is. You know what I'm saying? But like

white culture, I don't say white culture, but like white folks in West Virginia remind me of southern culture. D.C. is its own place. And D.C. is not even state. D.C. has like four different cultures going on inside it all at the same time.

And there's, yeah, the part that Arian's talking about, I feel like the black culture in D.C. From what I've experienced, for what I've seen, is completely different from black culture that I've seen in other cities in america it's like north i would consider like north like east coast is what we call it like new york city that type of feel yeah they're very east coast it's very east coast

well there's the and then you have like the all the capital hill staffers which have their own little hangout area in dc those are the biggest nerds in the world that i don't even consider them to be like part of i can't give you a geographical location on the capital hill staffer nerds they're just the largest urban sprawl i think is from dc up to boston and that's like considered like the largest metropolis in the world being like population wise and how big it stretches let me find the exact words for it but that could kind of sum up that sort of dc being almost northeast are there are there people and i'm not saying like from maryland outside maryland or outside virginia are there people who like grew up in deep like downtown dc yeah

oh yeah it's it's like an actual neighborhood filled with real family that grow up there and have lived there. I, but I feel like you, like, there are a lot of people that live in Washington, D.C. No, no, no, no. I know that. I know that, but like, in my brain, it's like all, it's like what you said 50. It's like all like Capitol Hill staffers that like moved there when they were like 23. Like I, and then, like, I feel like you hear about kids who grew up in New York and they grew up on like, you know, like the upper east side or whatever.

Like I don't think you hear at least I don't. I didn't. You probably did because you were from Northern Virginia. Like kids growing up inside of D.C. I was in D.C. this summer for, uh, we went to some Braves games. And one day, we got lunch and I was at a different hotel than my friends. I was like, I'm going to take, they had like the bird scooters you could ride around. And I was having a blast just riding those the whole weekend.

I was like, I'm going to ride this back. So I was going and they had like on the app, if you go into a certain area in D.C. It's like restricted where you can't ride them near the Capitol. Yep. And there was some event at the Capitol. So it was extended. So I had to go around the Capitol like east of it. And I ended up in like three different neighborhoods.

it looked like I was in you could have told me you were in Nashville somewhere like I just ended up going through all these neighborhoods it took me forever to get home it was a horrible idea but I went through like kids playing in the park and all sorts of stuff yeah it was weird it was like right next to the U.S. Capitol was crazy DC is a very cool city it's a very underrated city to live in and to be around and it gets a lot of shit because of all the politicians that happen to live there all the lobbyists that happened to live there it's just it's kind of a bummer to see but if you go to the right neighborhoods. DC's a lot of fun. Those bird scooters are incredible. Don't trust the brakes on them. Never. Never trust the brakes. I had a blast, dude. I wish we had those here. I hurt myself

really bad. Really bad. Northeast Megalopolis. Yeah. It's all one song in Northeast. It's like it's D.C. all the way up to Boston, right? Yep. And it could even be said to go all the way up to Maine. Maine's really an add in at the end there. 95. Yeah. It's like some people like you could even extended to Portland and Harrisburg to the west and down even to Norfolk, Virginia. Pretty. And then Charlotte. I was going to say, just Atlanta, Miami, too. Yeah.

Just the whole thing. The East Coast, basically. Megalopolis. It's a cool name for sure, the Megalopolis. Sounds like a dinosaur. Where do you live, the Megalopolis? Billy, before we get into today's topic, I was wondering if you could kind of educate us on the chart that you've been posting a lot because it's been.

It's making my brain hurt trying to figure out and parse together what this three-dimensional chart of lizards, frogs, snakes. What do you mean? It's not, you're not the target demographic of that post. You keep posting it. Well, it's, there's a highly intellectual part of Twitter where we have debates using three-dimensional charts. We, yeah.

Oh, it's such sub-fact of Twitter. By the way, we figured out, we figured out on yesterday's part of my take that Billy, he's not a reply. guy he's a reply guy guy so he observes all the reply guys and then he uses he uses all the reply guys out there to come to conclusion of whatever scientific fact he's trying to you know research or uncover at that point he that's not use them as as primary sources hey look this is have you ever what is it called um oh what is that term i forget the term i've mentioned it before but it's It's a term where, um, uh, like one ant, right, is not highly intelligent, but like the

conglomeration of ants, they do pretty intelligible things. There's this, there's an experiment they ran, uh, with gumballs. I think it was gumballs or jelly beans or something like that where they had people guess how many jelly beans was in the, in this big can, right? And like individual is like either wildly low or wildly high, but then you average everybody's answers out and it's very close to the actual number. I forget that there's a term for it. Group think?

No, it's an actual term, but it's like conglomerative effort thinking. Like you can kind of gauge how accurate it is like together. I'm going to find the term. Hold on. Yeah, I think it's different from group think. Because group think implies that other people's guesses would have an impact on what you're guessing. But this is like you're just asking people independently. And if you average out what their guess is, it's usually pretty accurate.

I'm an internet anthropologist. A reply guy guy. So I look down the replies. I see how people communicate their different beliefs and whatnot and different ways of talking to each other. You're describing right now how PFT commenter became a thing. Oh, so you're also an interesting. Yeah, I studied comment sections. No, it's very interesting.

There's more that unites us than divides us, Billy. You and I, we're not so different. I mean, speaking of reply guys, you both replied to a very interesting tweet that Arian put out today. Yeah, congratulations. Congratulations to Aryan Foster. We've talked a lot about Arian's many accomplishments in life, and I think none are more impressive

than he finally got the invitation to join the Illuminati. So congratulations. I appreciate that, guys. It's been a long road. I want to thank my mother, first and foremost, shat me out of the womb. But I was going through my emails this morning,

and I went through the junk, I don't ever go through the junk mail for whatever reason. There's nothing in there for me. But today I opened it up, And there was a couple funny ones actually, though. But the Illuminati one, I was like, yo, I got to post this one. This one's hilarious. So who was the email from?

Was the email address like at theilluminati.com? No, let me see. Did they say what you did to get in? Nah, it was just, hold on, let me find. Okay, the guy's name is Robert Schilts. And the email is Robert. dot shilts at education.l.U. And he doesn't really go into why I got shows, but

among the many grammatical errors, he just kind of says, yo, this is, this is, this is for you. You got to do this. Greetings from the Illuminati World Elite Empire, bringing the poor, the needy, and the talented to limelight of fame, riches, powers, and security, heller run on sense. Get reorganized in your business, political race, rise to the top of whatever you do,

be protected spiritually and physically. That was all one sentence. All these you will achieve in a twinkle of an eye when you get initiated into the great Illuminati Empire. This sounds really cool. Yeah. Once you are initiated to the Illuminati Empire, you will get numerous benefits and reward.

Note that this email message was curated solely for the purpose of our recruitment scheme, which why would they need to include that? I'm not going to read it anymore. That's hilarious. Oh, wait, hold on this last thing. do you agree to be a member of the Illuminati order? If yes, then kindly reply to us back in our direct recruitment email only at

Illuminati Invitations66 at gmail.com. They put the mark of the beast on there. 100%. Why only two sixes though? Shouldn't they do three? It was taken. It was Gmail. Somebody got to it first.

Bezos. So looking at, I was looking at a lot of the Travis Scott discourse recently. Talk to us, Billy. Uh-oh. No, but how, so there's all these TikToks and whatnot. I was looking at the dark part of the web. Speaking the Illuminati, there are people who actually think that Travis Scott was trying to sacrifice people. Do they actually think that or do they just like shit posting?

Because people enjoy just lying on the internet for fun. I saw this TikTok. I'm not giving any credence, but I'm just, we're talking about reply to prize, like weird parts. Talking about ideas, not, but like, basically, you know those, those cameras at the NFL that go on the cables, the sky cams, well, at the concert, one of those sky cams was over the stage and everyone was taking pictures of it and saying it was an angel of death that was lurking over the crowd. Yeah, really weird. Just one of those weird things you see on the internet. Fun. Yeah.

It's not, it's just wrong. It's just wrong. It's not weird. We're talking about the Illuminati. They're basically saying that Travis Scott, like, what would be, how do you think, like, what would be the thing that tipped you off that it was really the Illuminati trying to contact you? It's clearly an email, an email with a lot of grammatical errors and saying,

hey, reply to our scheme probably isn't the one. So would you need to be, like, kidnapped in a van? what would truly have to be like, oh, this could be legit. Like a super able to, I think they would have to, like, like break into several of my past codes or something like that and like show me that you really are with the shits.

You know what I mean? Like, threaten my life in a good way somehow. Like, they kidnap somebody that I love, right? And be like, yo, we can. can we can do this and i'm like okay i'm in counterpoint someone who you know and trust comes out to you and says like hey i'm part of the illuminati like we would like you to join but like you never knew this about this person and you spent a lot of time with them yeah it'd have to be somebody that i really really trusted yeah it'd have to be like mily cyrus yeah she was like hey pft

just bite the head off this snake and be like, yes, ma'am. Is that like your, is that like your go-to? Like, Miley's the one for you? I think Miley's, I think she's a wonderful lady. I think I respect her art and everything that she's done. I'm just using her to get closer to Billy Ray. I'm massive Billy Ray Cyrus fan.

I had his cassette tape when I was a little kid. Oh, God. Yeah. Great artist, great musician. What's that, Billy? What's that look for? No, I was trying to think. Uh-oh.

I found out the terms called emergence. So, like, when things have emergent properties, like, birds, like, flocking together and fly, like, it's an emergent property, shit like that. Oh, when they all seem to turn at the same time. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and you have to wonder, is there one bird up there that's deciding or are they just bimbing off each other? It turns out they just all kind of feel the same way for the most part, right? I don't know enough about birds, but I was just describing.

the phenomenon that is they call like emergent property so like the gumball thing that's an emergent property people like just unify unifierly whatever got in solidarity are going the same way i mean to find out what that is so the people posting about travis scott right now we can safely say that like most of them don't believe that he's the devil no i'm just saying it's crazy how people stipulate so crazy stuff from that like how the whole lumani thing's ridiculous and that it's really a sky cam camera yeah not an angel death seeing those videos though of his stage and it was the festival stage the background where all of the um projection is was shaped as a mountain range and so it looked like mountains were behind him mountain or hill we're not really sure

but and then all of a sudden his set comes on and it's everything turns into like raging pits of hell fire it was insane. Sahar the one who talked to water if was there. No way. Yeah. She was like it was the most insane thing

I've ever seen. That seems terrifying. Yeah. I like I don't know how you like recover from something like that. It can't be the first time somebody died in Mosh pits right? No, that's yeah. But eight people? Yeah. There was like how many people died at

Woodstock 99? Yeah, more than three or six or six or six or it wasn't that much it was eight. Mosh pits are there's scary places though I don't know if oh I don't know that was the regular Woodstock not Woodstock 99 I don't know about what's Stock 99 yeah if you guys have ever been to a big music festival when a mosh pit breaks out it's it's actually not fun at all it's kind of terrifying. Eight fans died at Woodstock 99 too

yeah especially if it's in the summertime if it's in the summertime if It's hot outside. Damn. Those places, it's bad, man. It'll get real scary, real fast. And then once a crowd is all moving at once, then the herd mentality takes over a little bit. People fall down.

That men in black quote. That men and black quote is the greatest quote. One of the greatest quotes of all time. Yeah, people, they fall down. If they don't get picked up immediately, people just don't realize that they're walking over other humans. People get careful. It's scary shit.

It is. I find it hard to believe you don't notice the, the ground has changed elevation stepping on it if you have like a little bit of self-awareness you should be able to figure that one out that's why I stay away from like large crowds though

like I don't like going I don't like going to games and stuff like that for that reason I'll go basketball games or something but it's just rare I won't go out to like large crowds just because people are fucking dumb and I just I can't be around a lot of people

there's also I always get so happy when I see certain names trend online because I've done, I like to think a pretty good job of not filling my brain with anything about these people that so many other people tend to care about. And Aaron, you strike me as somebody that, that knows about Barry Weiss. Do you know about Barry and her ideas festivals that she's constantly having? I do not know who Barry Weiss is. Okay, good, good. So I don't, I've done a very good job of avoiding any discussion about who she is because as far as I can tell

she just exists to get people upset that she exists and then people make her more famous by complaining about the fact that people care about her. I think she used to write for the New York Times. I think that's where she came from. But she started editor there. Yeah. Was she an editor

there? I believe so, yeah. All right, yeah. So it's one of these like northeast media things that everybody that's in the media industry knows who she is. So they talk about her a lot. She's starting her own university and Austin, Texas, which is like an escape for those who feel persecuted by, was it persecuted by they want to reinvent higher education. Yeah, they think that there's too much, there's so

many things that you can't talk about that you're not allowed to talk about if you're in higher education. They're in the search for truth there, which I think most colleges would probably agree that that's the purpose of college. But this place, she says, is going to be different. And now everybody's dunking on her for her new fake university. And I just get so happy when I see people get mad or because I'm like, I am, I'm so lucky to not know or care who this person is. Did you click on the website? Nope, nope, I haven't clicked on it. So I just see, I see your name trending. And I'm like, oh, it's another one of those days on Twitter. When you go to the website, they have a kind of an FAQ section. And in big letters, it says, do you offer degrees? And the thing

simply says, we do not confer degrees at the moment. Okay. So there's a, there's a couple We should start our own school. There's some, so a lot of the Bishop Sycamore players ended up at this fake college in Texas that was called like RPS University and it didn't stand for anything. It was just random letters. And they gave like accredited courses on stuff like, you know, like physical therapy, not physical therapy, but just basically train people to be trainers or coaches. And they gave accreditations. And it was like totally made. up school, but they'd play other made-up juco's kind of in Texas. And that was, it's very easy to make

a school. Yeah, Kanye West has a school. Did we know that? Donda Academy. I think that's at least like 10% of real school. Like they have teachers, I think. Donda Academy. Yeah, they, uh, a TikTok came up on my for you page about his really, really good basketball team. Yeah, they got a couple five stars to go there. Do that? Yeah. Yeah. No, yeah. Donda. world. That's a sick URL. Don Academy, finding the intersection between faith and the innovation of the future. Can we make a school? Yeah, we should. Do we want it to be an academy or a university?

Like a high school or college? DOS Academy. Bar schools, what? Oh, shit. Terrible. So I'm reading up this little, the University of Austin thing. They said, why Austin? And if it's good enough for Elon Musk and Joe Rogan, it's good enough for us.

Sure. What the fuck? We had to have a quick podcast debate because I put out a poll about our nanodosing. And it seems like there needs to be a change in the name. Were they calling it Snackro dosing? Snackro dosing won the poll. What was the actual percentage? 49% to 44

Oh damn, that's close That's close though If I run it again Think we should run it back Another poll I think we should run it back Yeah Allegations vote

We're still waiting in on the mail-in So Okay Wait what got the I'm not a math guy But mini-dosing Mini-dosing No one like mini-dosing

No There were some good comments People are also saying Microdosing should be an option Which is dumb That's not even a word That's a dumb Who would do that

Block them. Yeah. Get them out of here. Lil dosing was one with an apostrophe. I'm a hard veto that one. That's going to be a nod, though. I don't want to prefer like little macro. A little macro.

A little dosey dosing. All right. Yeah, we'll have to, we should run it back now that we have the final two options. It's like now it's a runoff, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I like it. All right.

Well, you guys want to talk about Sir Isaac Newton? This is, I'm really excited for this episode. Sir Isaac Newton, please, let's remember that he is, he's a knight. Sir, a knight? Yeah. It's a knight of the British Empire who are kind of frauds, but, you know, we've talked about the Brits enough on the show. And maybe the first in-sell, the first public in-cell, right? That's what he should be known for.

He could be a VAL cell. was he also voluntarily you think he was also i don't think he was i think he was gay he did live with his best friend he lived with a with a dude for 20 plus years or something like that and they just did equations all day like i'm i'm an ally put that out there's nothing wrong with being gay but yeah there's i just i don't i don't see it man i just don't see it i think they was there's a good chance he was also a psychopath like a legitimate psycho maybe a sociopath so when he was young his mom got married and brought in his stepdad he didn't like his stepdad he resented his mom for dating this new guy and he would fantasize

about trying to burn down their house while they were in it all the time yeah it was like a common thing that he thought about so he showed some glimpses of maybe pyromania maybe some um some violent ideations some arson in his mind uh well his mom's name was what was his mom's name was his stepdad's name was barnabas yes which it seems like yeah i could see wanting to burn down barnabas's house barnabas is a just a shady name i think that's a silly man man yeah so as a teen he made a list of all of his past sins and among them was threatening my mother and father smith to burn them and the house over them. So I didn't just think about it.

He said this shit. He said, I'll burn this motherfucker now. Yeah, so he actually made threats. His father was a farmer and his mother, after his father died three months before his birth, then basically left him with the grandparents and went to live with this new guy in the city and he was kept in the farmlands. So his mom found a guy that rocked her world. and was like, I'm leaving Isaac behind.

That little weirdo in his experiment. He can continue to do that. Meanwhile, I'm going to be getting dick down in London. And so then he grew up resenting his mom and her choice. That to me sounds like it's a cut and dry case. Fucking origin stories to the Joker, my gee, God damn. Yeah. It said in the sheet that Billy sent over that he had no hobbies.

I disagree that Isaac Newton had no hobbies. Because it sounds to me like his entire life was just various hobbies. He was just constantly doing hobbies, even when he was a kid. He was making kites out of torches and candles and flying them above the city. And people would complain and say, hey, I think that there's a comment about to crash into our city. He was just doing experiments all the time. He was obsessed with his hobbies. Now, Isaac's mother was a two-time widow.

And one of the reasons why Isaac didn't become a farmer like his father. He stayed at like a two-town when it was an award or something. Raining widow. Raining widow. And Isaac's old headmaster started dating his mom, and that's how he ended up going back into school. So, and that's why he returned to school. So we would have not had gravity if it wasn't for Isaac's mother. But we still have gravity.

I would not have calculus gravity. This is a big misconception about Isaac Newton growing up because the way that we're taught about Isaac Newton is in the most reductive form. It's like Isaac Newton one day was sitting under a tree and an apple fell on his head and he invented gravity. It's like there was no... The story was cat, by the way.

The Apple story most likely did not happen. Yeah. So what do you know about the Apple story? I don't know. I know enough about it from like the scholarly research that has been done on him, like all the people who researched him, they're like that probably didn't happen. But I don't know enough about the story. I think we can say for sure, though, that Isaac Newton definitely had a stick up his ass. He was kind of a lame guy.

Like, not a lot of fun to hang out with. I'm not saying it's a total indictment on him because he was obviously brilliant. And the way that his mind worked and the stuff he discovered was incredible, especially for its time. But he also just hated anybody having fun. He liked tested when people would go out and party or if people would get together and talk about things outside of a scholarly pursuit. He just hated downtime. He was like a very, very serious dude. It seemed like he just, he had a grudge out against everybody. A lot of, a lot of people talk shit about him, his works, because they were like back then you could, because all this math is really just discovered. Like the whole concept behind calculus

was because gravity causes a constant change when something's in the mid-air. So, like, that sort of idea to be described in math was sort of easy to invent if you had the opportunity. I was reading, like, I was on this really weird part of Reddit with a bunch of, like, mathematicians who are just, like, talking shit about Isaac Newton being like, yeah, man, if there's something we could discover today, any of us could be Isaac Newton. All he did was, like, no one else thought of it before, but he just described it for the first time. kind of like that's that's that's the biggest cover hater right now yeah so I'm just like what the fuck I'm just sitting I'm looking at all these dudes who are just mad that they can't do any Isaac Newton type shit but that sound like a whole bunch of Isaac Newton's yeah yeah it's a lot easier to like to study Isaac Newton than it is to be Isaac Newton yeah and to like come up with

all this shit it's like a kind of Sun Su art of war he was the first person to write the stuff down. No, no, no. This, Isaac Newton was a legit fucking genius. Like, we throw that turn around a lot nowadays. This dude was a fucking genius. Like, brilliant. If we see another Isaac Newton, it will be, it will be world, like, transformative. Like, our lives with James. This dude has done so much for science. So Sun Su, he wrote some shit down. I was like, yeah, that's what's up. but Isaac Newton this dude was fucking brilliant like an asshole but fucking brilliant

uh Isaac Newton also died of kidney stones shut up damn why did you have to put that in there no PFT you you're stronger than I was new I'm just stating facts

Billy wants to take my job so bad I don't he fantasizes every single day about me dying what's like I was gonna say like regicides when you kill the king like what's the podcast host version of that aside

rogicide rogicide yeah fuck you Billy it's just how small was his dick that he got killed by kidney stones no dude like a kidney stone shredded up his urethra

what it's a great spin zone yeah yeah exactly my dick way bigger than Isaac Newton's penis fact well actually no one knows he got killed by a kidney stone his roommate knows Yeah, his roommate does Also, Isaac Newton was one of the first

crypto bros, in my opinion I got to agree You know what I'm talking about Nope, but I agree Yeah, no So let me tell you So Isaac Newton got involved In the South Sea bubble

Which was like in the day There was this new company And basically they were selling For the first time Like the idea of like A share a very small share in a company that would pay interest and dividends.

So he basically invested a shit ton of money in the South Sea company and it just all collapsed. It was all speculation. And just him and all of his buddies who invested in it just got killed. So he got grifted. Yeah.

He got grifted out of his money. Yeah. So the British government had a large backlog of unpaid bills largely from contractors supplying the British military during the war of Spain succession. The government offered its creditors

South Sea stock. a product similar to shares in a modern corporation. The stock did not promise full repayment of the money creditors were owed, but it did promise them regular payments of interest. The South Sea Company received the funds from the government to pay off the interests of the creditors, and basically it was, yeah, kaput. So he was really pissed off about this,

and he lost the equivalent of 20, like, 20,000 pounds in his day, which translates to... That seems like a lot of money. Yeah. Because that was what year? Yeah, like 1600s. Yeah, that's a lot of money. So the Black Death played a pretty big part in Isaac Newton's career.

I guess you could call it a career in his life. You know, we always talk about how the different plagues affected Shakespeare. And if it wasn't for the Black Plague, we wouldn't have gotten Macbeth. Or I forget what the other one was. But he wrote a bunch of his more famous plays or stole a bunch of his more famous plays. during that time period. It turns out that the Black Death actually helped Isaac Newton figure out what gravity was and how to quantify it.

So he had to come home from his overseas studies. And when he got home, he was trying to avoid the Black Death. He was spending a lot of time in his garden. The Apple story might be Cap, as Aryan put it, but he did observe apples falling. And then with time how long they took to fall from a certain location, where he started to kind of unwind the principles of gravity and figure out that things falling from the sky, they fall at the same rate no matter how much they weigh.

And that rate, he figured out that it was an accelerated rate where I forget what the exact formula is, but something like doubles every, you know, 40 feet or whatever it is. It's mass time acceleration. Force equals mass times acceleration. And it's 10 meters per second. 10 meters per second per second. Squared.

Yes. meters per second per second and so he was back at his home i think in what cambridge he was in cambridge and he figured out that if you uh that you can actually quantify how gravity acts on things and that kind of set the tone for a bunch of other different experiments and things that he learned so they claim to know the apple tree that was used and in 2010 and nassas astral carried a piece of the ancient apple tree to board the space shuttle atlantis for a mission to the international space station that seems a little extra You just grab an apple branch and say, hey, yeah, this is the one.

Hey, but if it wasn't for Isaac Newton checking out them apples, we wouldn't have the NASA species. They still use, they still use his equations, like, to send rockets up and shit. Yeah. They still use his, his equation are still, that's wild as fuck. Yeah. He was born in 1600, brer. Yeah. He's wild.

Him and I have the same birthday. Oh, congratulations. Christmas Day. wait no January 4th no I thought he was born on Christmas or is why did he say January 4th Newton was born prematurely on Christmas Day according to Billy says on here January 4th

is according to Billy's fact sheet Whoa Wikipedia says Christmas but yeah from my for my because every fucking so now we know Christmas every Christmas your boy Nildegras Tyson tweets out

Happy birthday to ice but but piss off Christmas The history channel does say January 4th, so... This is weird. This is weird. No, Billy could be right and wrong. It says, Sir Isaac Newton was born premature and had a little to no chance of survival.

It was a Christmas morning, but then the second fact said he was born on January 4th, 19... Okay. Wait, Christmas, though. Christmas got moved at some point. Really? Yeah. Wait, is this like Three Kings Day type shit? Do you not there's a, do you know that there's a holiday that people celebrate?

called Three Kings Day and that's when they get gifts it's a whole other holiday I didn't know that no Is that crazy? So technically I was born on Christmas Yeah Yeah actually Avery can you put a reminder

In the calendar on December 25th When Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets out Happy Birthday to one of the most important figures In the history of the world Record Scratch Sir Isaac Newton I want you to remind me To then quote tweet Dunk on Neil deGrasse

Neil deGrasse Tyson be like hey bitch guess what it was actually born January 4th do some fucking research dummy okay you called me Avery oh my god this is crazy so you just Google it when was Christmas in 1642 and they're saying

December 25th what's going on here okay so I don't like this did I call you Avery? Yeah but I'm gonna but I you were pointing at me so I figured you're talking about you're good PFT quote tweets wait so now so now I'm

on Britannica.com and it says born December 25th, 1642 parentheses, January 4th, 1643 new style. What is new style? Let's just put it up to a poll on our Twitter account. When was Isaac Newton born? December 25th or January 4th. We'll go whatever the result of that poll says. And so then it says died March 20th,

parentheses March 31st. At some point, did we just gain a... Change the calendar? This has to do with Oliver Cromwell, War the Roses. he banned Christmas okay let me figure we'll figure this out here at macrodocusing you're seeing a live

little mystery getting solved so from 1656 legislation was enacted to ensure that every Sunday was stringently observed as a holy day the Lord's Day by contrast shops and markets were told to stay open on 20th December in the city

and in the city of London soldiers were order to patrol the streets seizing any food they discovered being prepared for Christmas celebrations wait so wait i think i found it when newton was born europe was still following the julian calendar system introduced by julius caesar in 45 bc a solo year the actual length of time takes earth orbit of sun less parks for three and six five day yet typical year the julian system accounts for the fractional left over by declaring a leap day every four years over time the seemingly minuscule difference added up, leaving a 10-day discrepancy between the Julian calendar and the solar year. Pope Gregory, the 13th, wanted to fix this. He appointed a commission to look into the

problem. In 1582, the Pope introduced a new calendar system based on the commission's recommendations. The revised system follows the Julian's calendar relief day system, but skips in 10 new years that aren't divisible by 400. What? So somewhere we, there was 10 days that weren't accounted for. So he was actually born, I believe, on December 25th, but it was counted as January 4th. It sounds to me like he got to college and he was sick that he couldn't legally go out and buy beer. So this motherfucker sat down and figured out that actually the measurement of time in human history was incorrect. And he's like, technically I'm 21. And I believe my mathematical equation proves it.

So I just want to know what it would say on his driver's license. That's it. So it's because it took England, they didn't adopt the new calendar system until 1752. And so because they didn't want a catastrophe with the calendar, historians decided to retroactively adjust all the years prior to 1752 to match the Gregorian system. So I want to know what. And so subsequently he was born on December 24th. fifth but during his time it was his January 4th no I think it's the opposite it's the opposite

I think I'm honestly not sure I this is confusing but one or the other yeah so um so he ended up teaching at Cambridge and when he first went to school there he was just pissed off that everybody else was going out having a good time he's like I can't believe that everybody is is wasting all their time on all these activities that don't lead to the betterment of man so he really thought a lot of himself to say that he was going to be a lecture there and nobody would come to his lectures. He taught at Cambridge for 30 years. And even though maybe the smartest person to have ever existed in human history was the one giving those lectures, people just wouldn't show up. It's actually like kind of sad, I think. You know, it makes me think that whenever I'm walking

down the street and there's, you know, a violinist or somebody singing or playing an instrument, I always think that I'm on one of those like hitting camera things. It's like we have the world's best violin player just out in the streets and Times Square and watch, nobody will pay attention. And I always think that like maybe I'm missing out on something that's like actually

beautiful art taking place right in front of me. But it's actually sad to me that Isaac Newton was was teaching there for so long and then nobody would show up. He's not like, he's not marketable, right? He's, his brand was not very good. So he was just like one of those smart people who probably detested the world because he was so smart and everybody was so dumb. Sounds like an in-sell. He was Mike Trout. Yeah.

He was like trying to physics. He was he was kind of an in-sell. He was he was mad because nobody would give him the time of day. And he he was at like rare case where he is actually as smart as he thinks that he is. He is literally smarter than everybody else. everyone's a fool so when he's looking around and he's like you fools you don't know you're wasting your lives yeah if you had isaac newton's brain if we all had isaac newton's brain this world would be vastly different right now um man i don't know that would be boring as fuck but very accurate i guess but do you think if isaac had any like if his boys were as smart as he was he would have had friends or do you think he was that much more intelligent than everybody

else saw the world in a different way that it just made him impossible to carry on a normal relationship or a conversation he had colleagues i mean he wasn't like so like for example this is weird oh shit right so there was a discrepancy in who invented calculus right um what's an name some labins uh also profess to invent calculus as well right so he actually published first so Isaac Newton was like posthumously like you found out like Like, he invented, like, the shit that he did, he didn't, like, reveal until, like, 40 years later. So he was doing, like, this monumental, like, world-changing shit that he didn't tell anybody about. Like, just weird, oh, shit, right?

And so when dude, um, uh, invented calculus, like, published his paper on, on, like, the, you know, the foundations of calculus, he wrote him a letter that had this, like, cryptic wording to it that had to do, with calculus and it's like nobody knew what he did but him and it's like it's like weird oh shit that like you understand somebody else's intellectual but you're trying to one up them with this cryptic like just weird old shit though like i fully believe he was a cycle like yes is a brilliant though like anybody that that writes their own diary in a code to themselves is kind of kind of strange just bizarre behavior yeah another one another one is he um he didn't believe in the holy trinity and that was like blasphemy back then he probably would have lost his job

in his position on it so he didn't believe in it and he would he didn't believe in it enough to he didn't believe in his belief enough to like go out on a limb he was just like these people aren't ready for it which is like that's how he thought like they were and he was wrong at all he might have been actually killed if he had gotten public with with his beliefs about the holy trinity at the time but it's weird because even though he's so brilliant he had all these you know, insane contributions to mathematics and to physics. He was also kind of a quack, at least towards the end. He became an alchemist and got obsessed with turning shit into gold.

So I was... Crypto bro. Yeah, he was a crypto bro. So I was on a fence about that. So, yeah, he got into alchemy, for sure. For years, he studied it. But I think it was just his early way of, like, like, low-key chemistry. He was just obsessed with finding truth in any way.

way possible. And so, like, alchemy is, is a wild practice. It's like they try to find the philosopher stone, which is like this elixir that prolongs life. And this is wild, wild shit. But I don't think he got obsessed with that aspect of it. I think he got obsessed with, like, finding different minerals and finding different, you know, stuff to combine and to make something totally new. Like that, that's what, I mean, I could be wrong, but I just don't feel like he would, was obsessed with the philosopher's stone part of it. I think he was just obsessed with like the intrigue with the natural world and just the tireless study of it.

It was an intro into chemistry, in other words. And so like a lot of people that tried to study chemistry back then just started off with like a faulty premise, which is that you can, using different combinations of things, you can eventually turn anything into gold. But what they were actually doing was discovering how different materials interacted with each other, which probably was interesting for him to do the philosopher's stone though i don't know i was

doing some reading about the philosopher's stone today i feel like we need to we need to get back searching for that thing or at least make some at least make some movies about it i'm down with the movie yeah it's movies for sure because nobody talks about the philosopher's stone these days it's it's something that i feel like was hot few hundred years ago and now it's just you know it's falling by the wayside but the philosopher's stone is maybe maybe you guys can explain it to me a little bit better than I know it, but it's just like the best material ever that is a medicine that will cure for whatever ails you. It'll make you invincible. It's just, it's superfood. It is actually like a superfood, super medicine for anything that you need, right? Basically, yeah, I mean, you don't,

you don't have it wrong. It's, it's not real, but it's what they were trying to do. It hasn't been discovered yet. Real to me, damn it. And how do you make the philosopher's stone? Yeah, I couldn't tell you that you get really really high probably so if you're the highest individual if you smoke more weed than anybody you will we should have a contest just to see who can get the highest on earth i know this has nothing to do with isaac newton specifically but it'd be very very funny to just like sit five guys in a room and just have them just smoke weed constantly like all every other breath you're taking a massive hit and just see who can be the highest person the world that would be fun to watch i would not want to partake i'd be stuck yeah ain't no way

the philosopher's stone it's it's supposed to change like they wanted to change like shitty iron into gold it's kind of like alchemy yeah that's that was the whole premise they wanted to but they're supposed to do all kind of weird oh shit like it wasn't supposed to be an actual stone though they're supposed to like just poured on top I think that was a part of the alchemy from my understanding I think he actually wrote down

some of the shit to do and I think he um you can actually recreate what he did and it was like purple like some purple rock or something like that

that you actually you pour it into and you like cook it basically yeah this turns like this purple thing I think stone is just a word that they gave it it could be a liquid yeah it could be a fire

it's an element essentially we are able to to do that nowadays at a very molecular level i think what turn everything into gold yeah i think like on the periodic table of elements like if you could somehow add a proton or a neutron add a covalent bond you can actually like turn did we loki solve alchemy yeah i think i don't i don't think so man i think that's what a nuclear stuff are you telling me that they can that we can turn like a piece of wood into gold bill i don't think that we can i like how billy was like yeah we saw solved it using all that nuclear stuff.

Nuclear transmutation is a conversion of one chemical element or isotope into another chemical element. So yeah. You can't just invent gold, though. This was literally the one thing I remember from like chemistry. That you can just create gold. Well, I think you can change one chemical element into another chemical element. Yes.

I'm not a chemical. Why is what we're talking about? I find it hard to believe that we can turn anything into gold. Yeah. Transmutation can be achieved either by nuclear. reactions in which an outside particle reacts with a nucleus or radioactive decay where no outside cause is needed. I like that Billy has changed his mind and changed his like complete direction in life

from studying cases of football possession to now studying cases of alchemy and he solved both of them. A grand total of about 30 seconds of research spent on each one. Aryan, if you ever gave a ball to someone in the crowd, did they, did they, did they, did the team ever find you for it the league well it depends on how you do it if you hand it to them no you're good if you throw it in the stands it's five ranks now aaron have you ever handed a fan of football and then they convert it and converted it into a bar of gold that that i don't believe has happened i bet they they could sell it no buy gold no but then the nfl could

claim that that's their gold and it's their property it depends on how many new things about shipping it. Well, yeah, they just don't want to get the lawyers involved. They just, there's no need to do that. Jeez. Elements heavier than iron such as gold or lead are created through elemental transmutations that occur naturally in supernova. All right.

So if you can invent a star and then have that star explode in 50 million years, then you could get some gold out of it. Yes. Yeah. I mean, it's not pot like, I don't think they've done it, but it is hypothetically possible. I don't think of that. I'm unsure that that's the case, but I don't know that you can say you've solved something with a hypothetical.

Okay. I'm looking, I'm looking this up. Yeah. You shouldn't do that actually. No, but like the actual process. How to alchemy. Billy, this is the opposite of how you should research, by the way. You don't have a conclusion and then look for results.

You should look for the results and then develop your conclusion. No, but I'm just saying that it is possible to change. You don't know that. Yeah, it is in the supernova, out in the fucking galaxy. And we are not supernovas. Right. But we can't, but it can hypothetically happen. Yes, gold does come from somewhere.

You can simply contain the power of the sun. I'm not saying. We're not saying gold doesn't exist. It's not what we're saying. It definitely exists for sure. But we're saying, can you change any. element into gold right now. And you're saying it's possible. And I'm saying I don't find that likely. I don't know enough about chemistry, though. But I just, I have not seen the evidence to

convince me otherwise. That would, that would lead the news tonight. Fact of fiction, lead can be turned into gold. Particle accelerators make possible the ancient alchemist dream, but it's steep cost. Like, it's possible. What's the cost? Okay, let's look at it for hundreds of years. You just read the headline. It's in Scientific American. The way Billy comes to his conclusions would make him a fantastic democratic politician. Here he go. Any of them. Here he go.

I do like, I love Billy's optimism, though, that he thinks that he can solve the process of turning any metal into gold. He's really any problem. Any problem at all. He's like, yeah, we can do that. No, I mean, they're like, millions of people over the course of thousands of years have, like, died trying to do what Billy thinks that he just accomplished. in 10 seconds. I didn't accomplish it. Dude,

more than 30 years ago, nuclear scientists at the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory. Can I just say like, can you pronounce it nuclear if you're going to talk about how to how to perform?

You know who I trust on this stuff? The guy say nuclear. How do you say it? Nuclear. Nuclear. When I talk to myself about nuclear fission, I don't know.

I don't really have anyone correcting me. But yeah, they did. They turned. They produced. When I talk to myself, I don't have anybody correct to you this. Bro, what?

Put that on a t-shirt. Okay, okay, okay. No, so like they have done it. They've created gold from Bismuth, a metallic element adjacent to lead on the periodic table. Okay. The same process. You're changing your argument, mid-argument.

The same process would work for lead, but isolating the goal at the end of the reaction would prove much more difficult. So they haven't been able to isolate the goal. I'm saying they changed Bismith into lead. No, they chain Bismuth into gold. Basically, what I'm saying is, Isaac Nude wanted to make gold out of shitty metal. Like, that's the alchemist's dream.

So they can, like, take shitty metal, which is cheap and turn into gold, which is expensive. They have done that. But when that can't be like that, if that were to have happened, like, if that were to be able to happen. It took millions of dollars in a particle accelerator, but they have done it. Right.

But if that would have happened, if that was a thing that could be easily accessible, then the whole point of gold would go away. It sounds to me like you guys are all hating on Billy and Billy is actually correct that they figured out a way to create gold out of nothing just a matter of making the process of creating gold which is way less expensive over the course of the next thousand years.

I mean, it's not worth it. Then you're just snapping fingers and you get gold. It's more expensive to make it than it is to buy it. Yeah, the gold you get out of it. But they can't do it. That's what I'm just saying. It's cool. They can't do it.

Could he do it? No. no Isaac Newton couldn't no he couldn't you couldn't even get laid dude he could he just trying to create gold so still and allegedly oh I also like how we led this off with like yeah Newton had no hobbies he was just in a fucking the back of his house trying to make gold out of his spoon and shit yeah it's yeah I'm gonna be honest I know I sound so so stupid when I'm saying like yeah they can make gold out of but like there is a process where they took shitty metals well there was a problem to be fair there was a

process where they took one very specific element and did it at a high cost. Arian asked you if they could take a piece of wood and turn into gold and you said yes. That you admit and mid art this this was actually quite brilliant too. No, no, mid argument, he changed his argument and convinced himself that he was arguing for but I never you that's talking about wood that basically the concept of alchemy I was the concept was not you said you could take any elements rearrange him and get gold no that was the original The original argument, that is what you said. That was the original.

That is what you said. That's why I asked that question. I was like, I don't think that's possible. You used to get this possible. I didn't know the exact, but I knew they did some shit. I didn't. Did you all hear that? With some scientists.

I didn't. I'm just trying to prove the concept that like they were able to create gold out of something. I didn't know the exacts, but I knew they did some shit. It's real simple. Billy, I was wrong. Just say it's okay. this is no all time Billy episode I'm crying

I'm honestly crying listening to Billy's walk himself through the last five minutes I will admit that I will admit that I didn't answer your question but in my own head

I was trying to show you guys that they had made gold out of something else admit that they can't make gold out of anything admit that alchemy is not real he's not sure the true essence of alchemy is real but no one is being alchemist now he's a career alchemist really internet anthropologist slash alchemist it's real to me god damn i can see billy just retiring going off in the woods somewhere just like melting mercury over an open flame

for the next 20 years but but like i i there's no No one melting mercury over an open flame, but there's a bunch of dudes in a freaking particle collider who are basically doing that. Yeah. They're not basically doing things so much more important than trying to turn with what did you call it? What element was it led into gold? Bismuth.

Yeah. They're doing way more important. The amount of gold produced was so small. The amount of gold produced was so small that Morrissey and his colleagues had to identify it by measuring the radiation given off by the unstable gold nuclei as they decayed over the They didn't even know it was gold, Billy. But I'm just saying they did it. If you had bought that much gold at a jewelry store and worn out in public, people would be like, that is fake gold.

Like, probably. Yeah. Oh, no, but if you just take out your radiation spectrometer, you'll see that this is literally 14,000 characters. I know, but like, okay, okay, okay. If you told someone like 1910, like, oh, yeah, in the 1960s, like, we would have gone to the moon. And they're like, oh, man, we're going to like be on the moon, like have cities and stuff. stuff and you're they're going to be like no we went there just for a little then came back it was about 30 minutes all and all yeah it's kind of beat and then they're kind of like oh well that's

not actually going to the moon that's what you guys sound like to me talking about we're just okay you're just living in you're just living in fucking 2028 money it would make a lot of sense if billy was actually from the future billy was 1910 like you just claim either or well I mean, you guys, you guys seen the last guy to die in World War I? Yeah, it does look a lot like Billy. It's crazy, actually, how much it looks like. I have not seen this. That's funny.

I have a question. The last guy to die in World War I is Billy. Like in real life? Yeah, just Google the last guy to die in World War I. I'll give everybody at home listening right now 10 seconds to do this. And then just be prepared to be amazed. If you got sent to the past right now, let's call it 1,800, how would you prove you're from the future?

Kill baby Hitler. That doesn't really prove anything. I know, I would immediately get thrown in jail for killing a baby. That's quite a bit before his birth. I feel like you'd also be way too early. Could I just show them myself? Hiller was born in like 1880, something like that? You don't, you can't, you don't have anything.

It's just you. I said if you got sent to 1800, how would you prove you were from the future? I'd dunk a basketball. You can't do that now. Where's the basketball? Where did you find it? You'd also fail. It'd be like,

he's going to that white man can't jump scene with Wesley Snipes and he's over and over. He's just getting rim rock. Well, they don't know what regulations. They don't know what regulation. They don't know how basketball is. I don't know.

They'd just be like, all right, that guy can kind of jump. That's a really good question, though. I would actually like to apologize to people at home. And I'm not allowed to bring any device. Yeah, yeah. Like, you can't just whip out a cell phone and be like, oh, this is a thing.

like it's just you. Well, what year is it? Let's call it 1800. Well, I would have to fend off many white people. I was going to say, I himself would be a pretty big you can be anywhere in the world

you want. I would, I mean, honestly, probably talking the way we talk now as compared to I would probably just joke the shit out of everybody. Like, y'all don't know nothing about this. I would do like a bunch of clown A bunch of like small experiments.

Like you know that one of me of course you know that one where they take the lead and turn out into gold no there's gold there trust me like you just have it invented a machine that's small enough to observe that there's gold no but like you know those like science classroom experiments like mixing baking soda and vinegar like yeah or did you do the volcano experience Watch this shit, y'all He was like, what? Not from this time. Watch this.

I've got two two liters and a screw in the middle. Look at this fucking world. Do you guys have Coke and Mentos? You're like, this guy is a god. I started like burning random stuff that burns different colors. You ever do that? Yeah. Rubbing, like if you take rubbing alcohol and then he mix like baking soda and burning, I think it burns blue.

Billy would conduct a middle school science class. Yeah, I do middle school science. So prove that he was from the future. I would like. I can't imagine how difficult it would be to get those things in 1810. Where would you get those things? I would light up a light bulb with a potato. Yeah, I'd use a potato to power.

You can make your own light bulb because they had glass. You can get the filament. They didn't have a light bulb. Yeah, but they have the materials that went into a light bulb, I think. Do you know how to put that together? It's simple. You get a glass bulb. You get two filaments, three filaments.

What kind of filaments? What is the film? I go to the filament store and I simply say, can I have three filaments? And then you run wires to the ends of the filaments and then you plug those wires into the potato and then boom, you got a light. Go to the filament store, say, simply. Yeah. Three of your finest filaments. I think you can figure out how to make a light bulb.

I really do it. It's the type of metal you need. What if he did like a crazy dance move? Like if you did a moonwalk, they'd be like, holy shit. this guy or just that would actually be a really tough thing to prove other than if you I would probably read up on history events that are about to happen and just kind of say you're about to have a nice shot yeah yeah like all you do is you seduce one woman and you eat ass and she's like what what you'll never believe what this guy did I've I've never even heard of that

before right you're a little late Romans The Romans ate ass? Yeah, dude, Pompey was just filled with You ever hear about Pompey? Pompey was like I think that Billy's basing this off of like the murals of the orgies Dude, how are the jacking off guy?

Pompeii was like literally like the most like Sodom and Gomorra type place Yeah, they had orgies He was about to say like the most wicked place Ever then he remembered literally the most wicked place He was like well, it's like that Yeah, I'm saying it's like Pompey was like Well, known for being like a depraised

Yeah, they were fucking I don't know. I feel like in America, at least in the 1800s, nobody ate ass. Correct. I think that was probably pretty funny. So, though, was the theory of German disease available yet? Did they have soap like that? When did that?

Yeah, you would get mad pink eye from that. Yeah. I was going to say, like, I would either prove them from the future or just not from there by, like, I'm immune to so many things that they aren't. I'm probably carrying them. And I just start killing people by breathing there. Yeah. 100%.

Which is kind of what they were doing anyways. I have a take. I might not want to prove I was from the future. I might just like invent baseball and ride off that for a while. And just be the guy who invented baseball. I feel like that'd be a pretty good life. That's 100% Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth.

That's the plot. A hot tub time machine. When dude stays back and then it's like Lugo. And y'all remember a hot tub time machine? Oh, yeah. I remember the movie. I don't remember what happened. Yeah, he stays back.

and he invented it's not Google anymore it's lugal and he's like this multi-billionaire because he does all this shit yeah I also think me wearing pants would be a culture shock to them do we're no trousers women didn't wear trousers women actually wore pants before men what like back in the Roman days that okay but we're in 1800s no imagine this 1800s what part of the of the world are we talking about America oh yeah America like I'm thinking like little women they're wearing dresses I don't a good question though how how you you would prove that you were from the future using only

like if i went back in your brain if i went back in this outfit and i'm wearing jeans and sneakers i feel the outfits have to be you can't be possibly a paper airplane bro make a paper airplane flat that shit smart yep yeah you could prove the principles of flight

i might we would be taller than a lot of them yeah that's facts Goliath was only supposed to be like six four six five This guy with these fucking facts. Billy just draws a frog. Billy goes and tells them all about NFTs. Could I do this? Just watch.

I might drop these NFTs and get a bag. Yo, time out. Tell me up. I am so un-out. I'm out-to-loop with this NFT shit. Are they just pictures that people are buying? Yeah. Yeah.

Originally. You got to be shitting me. No, you nailed it. You nailed it. Non-fungible tokens. Yeah. It's like a picture. you could hold but you can't you want to buy one it's a little bit different than that so

that there's got to be something else too because it's not just buying screenshots out here yes they're pictures but think of them as like trading cards so they're minted and they're certified and so you know that if you buy this one in particular and it belongs to you it's one of 10 or one of 20 so they actually quantify how many of these things are being made but yeah at the end of the day you're just buying pictures. Oh my God. That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard. But you could also go on any computer and pull it up and be like, I own that.

You're doing it just for like cloud and go on any computer right now and lie and so you own it. It's right that it's definitely being used for money laundering right now. So you can sell somebody in NFT. They pay you $50,000 for this NFT. you have the documented transaction right there and then oh yeah they're also going to give you a shitload of cocaine as a gift because you bought that NFT from them

so it's like a way of conducting some of these transactions people are spending $50,000 on it oh more than that yeah but but the ones that are really really expensive millions are always being bought by people that own an NFT company you know yeah I'm I'm Isaac Newton right now bro shit stay inside You're motherfucking dumb. Should I drop some NFTs and just see what happens?

Yes. Okay. Let's ask the Tennessee boys. Yeah, Tennessee boys are here. All right. Let's go. Are we've got Hinden Hooker from the University of Tennessee, and we have Tyler Barron from the University of Tennessee fresh off their 45 to 42 win against the University of Kentucky.

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They got rid of it in like the 90s because there was a tragic accident. What was the accident? So, you know, Tennessee and Kentucky used to play for an orange and blue beer barrel. It had the years on it and like who won. And then in the 90s, some coaches, I think, got in like a DUI accident. Somebody died. It was horrible. But like now it was an awesome trophy and now it's just gone forever.

I think we bring back to beer barrel. It's been, in the last few years, it's been, it's been a movement. We want it back. Yeah, well, congratulations. I'm going to, I'm going to give you guys a beer barrel. You won your first beer barrel today or this weekend. Very happy for you guys. Hinden, you are the SEC offensive player of the week.

Are you not? That man, stop playing it. Your stat line is hilarious, by the way. I love it. You are like the most efficient quarterback in the world. 15 to 20, right? 15 of 20, 316 yards, 4 touchdowns, no picks. Also, was there was, pretty good.

Is there a rushing touchdown or was it just for passing? Four passing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, congratulations. Did you guys have, you guys have today off, or are you back practicing? No, we got workouts and meetings. Workouts and meetings. Workouts this morning.

You got employees, man. They got shit to do. For sure. So now you had Georgia this weekend, right? Yes, sir. All right. What have you seen on film? Give me some numbers that you've seen on film from Georgia.

so far. On defense, offense, which is when you're going on first? You tell me. Okay, shoot, I'll go first in the defense. I mean, like you've seen, if you have seen them play, you know, they fly around defense.

Real strong up front, athletic on the back end, a linebacker's really smart. Like, it makes up the coverages, some three, some two, send some blitz at you half the time. Other than that, shoot, they play hard. I mean, they look good, a good football team. We'll go after him on Saturday

This could be a statement Statement win for you guys Shocked the world Also your dog is way better than their dog I don't think I'm out of line saying that Hug is not that cute We were just talking on this show About how you would

How you would prove to somebody In the year 1800 Let's say you went back in time And you arrive in the world It's 1800 all around you You don't you're not allowed to bring anything With you from the future Slavery aside

slavery aside so let's just say that you land in a neutral small town somewhere in the middle of America and you have to prove that you're from the future how do you do it tell them a future step so like no i ain't gonna tell them no shit like that you're not no they're gonna be there to look they can be ever see it they're gonna be dead before they should happen what i'm gonna do is uh i'm gonna do some weird shit like Yeah. I'm going to do some shit like that they just ain't going to comprehend, but like we're doing a regular thing.

Like what? Oh, no. You can't bring anything from the future. I'm trying to think. I think if you just ran, if you, like, if you sprinted, they would be like, I've never seen somebody run that fast in my entire life. But what I do is when one of them get, like, one of them sprang to ankle, they ain't know what the hell of an ankle sprint is.

So I'm going to show them how to do it. Come up, bro. Hey, bro, I'm positive. Somebody in human history up to the 1800s has had an inkless frame. Yeah, but they didn't know how to fix it. I'm on his side. They just kill people. Like, you just get cocaine.

They just get cocaine. They're like this. I don't think that's true. We just know how they were doing cocaine recreationally back then. Like, that was a medicine back then. Crack wasn't invented yet, though. So if I could get some baby. But flood the streets.

That's how we're talking. Yeah, that's how you proved your firm in the future. Would you do? do rest elevate the rice the rice yeah the rice I'm saying there's no way to fix this sprained ankle you got to wait that shit up yeah for sure fix you know they used to throw like a barrel of leeches on like a sprained ankle like you could show them a better way oh cole you i'm pretty sure ice has been the therapeutic remedy for ail where were they store at ice back then they didn't have refrigeration that's true coley teach him how to cure hiccups

I mean that shocks people might think I'm from the future now with that so I don't know that that would that could help me anything I think I would come up with I would write songs in front of people nonstop but they'd all be plagiarized songs from the future so I'd have an unlimited supply of bangers like that beef I'd have an unlimited supply bangers in my head ready to go just singing every popular song that I could ever think of and they'd either think I was like a the the biggest musical genius that's ever existed? Or it's like, yeah, that guy's definitely from the future. Well, what if they didn't like what you was like doing or if he was like singing some rap to him and they ain't really messing with it. Yeah, no, I go out there and I'm just talking about mom spaghetti. And they're like, first of all, what's spaghetti? That's number one.

Second of all, I don't know how you can lose yourself in music. That makes no sense. I don't know. I can mix it up. I could go across a few different styles. But I think it's almost. impossible to say like how you would be able to go back in time and prove that you were from 200 years from now unless you were an actual scientist i guarantee you every chemistry teacher

would be able to answer this question really easily they could definitely like make some toothpaste or something you never know toothpaste yeah toothpaste that's not a bad idea what did toothpaste come out yeah look at that because i what they all had shitty teeth back you'd be surprised you'll be surprised yeah Yeah, honestly, having as good teeth as we do now. As white and straight. To toothpaste is used as early as 5,000 BC, so you ain't doing nothing new, man. You might have you four, I need two places to say we'll never know.

Yeah, I don't know. It's a really good question. I'm sure that there's some really easy answers to it that we haven't even thought of yet, though. We do have to talk about one more thing with Tyler, though. You know what that is. I mean, they didn't call it, so I don't know what to say. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, not that.

No, wait, listen, we, we love SEC officials on this show. What we have to talk about is late in the game, huge sack from Tyler, like, game-changing play. He gets up. I'm so ready. I'm ready to see it. No, I thought it was a plague. That's why I ain't do nothing. I thought they were- That's crazy.

There was no battle. He didn't do this shit? Peep, peek, peek, peep, peck, pique, peck. Docs, doc. I look, chills, I look over my crew. Coach Rodney Garner, the best D-Line coach to Cush him. And he over there, Spazzing. I'm talking about he going crazy, like, cussing me out and everything.

So I just ain't think it was right. You feel me? Like, it just wasn't. I'm like, bullshit. That's crazy, bro. Y'all was crazy. Bro. Y'all wouldn't do you do it, brother?

Y'all wouldn't have did it either. I've gotten plenty of flags doing shit. I wasn't supposed to. What did you think that you did? It sounds like you had a guilty conscience for something. Yeah, I mean, shit. I thought it was, you said, it's over with. They can't go back.

Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Listen, we did everything right. It definitely was a face mask. I ain't going to lie. I got you. Oh, somebody tweeted that at me. And I didn't know what the fuck they was talking about.

It was like just in case somebody tweeted me a picture of somebody face masks and somebody. And so just in case Big T wants to talk shit, this is why. I had no idea we was talking about. They converted their coach, actually. actually got he's yeah that's the one so their coach ended up getting flagged on that for an unsportsman like i can't imagine what he said to get a flag after that but then they converted the fourth and 24 so they can't even say that they lost because of that yeah they didn't really do even do

that time about they converted a fourth yeah well listen we won the game we won the game we won the game man i thought Tyler was going to hit the bow though i just saw him doing like this i thought he was going to because i was looking at why everybody tripping i was that what's going on they was they was wondering why you wasn't doing a bow nigger Definitely what it was. No, yeah. No, yeah. I fold it.

I said a nigga fuck. Girl, you got, hey, you do it on this stage. This week, it's even better, you know what I mean? So, really, I was saving the shit, you feel me? There go, I like it. Yeah, now all eyes are going to be on you this weekend. You've, like, you've dangled it out there. Now people are expecting it.

They're going to be real upset if you don't follow through on it. I'm going to be real upset if he don't follow through with it. There you go. Internal pressure. But really, the question is, why he ain't did the shit? He scored every game. Why are you? Why are you blame your teammate?

I'm worried with that, though. Definitely pass the buck a little bit. Okay. What's what I want to see? Give us one. Do that. Do that. Okay.

Do my shit. Do the bow. Fuck that. When you score, I'm going to come on to, when you run it off, and we're going to make some of. I like that. I like that. Look, you know, collaboration. Okay.

We do that. It's like, yeah, we're going to think something. That's fire. I like it. So 45 to 4. I mean, Hinden, great job. Tyler, you play defense. Like, what the fuck?

42 points. That's a lot. We made the plays when they needed to be made, though. So I'm sure. So we need. We're on the field a lot, though, 99 plays. Mm-hmm. Yeah, Hendon, do you feel bad being so efficient on offense

that you don't give your defense enough time to relax? So it's really his fault. I do feel bad for y'all, but at the same time, like, shoot, I'm trying to score as fast as possible. I'm good. Really, you know, man. Yo, so, so you, have you watched any film on Georgia yet? Yes, cool.

All right, so how do you, how do you go about attack? So, how's their offense? The offense ain't that good, isn't going to run it ball? Yeah, they're going to run it ball. Really, really, the whole thing, the whole thing is to win the game is just playing clean. You can't have little mistakes because they're going to capitalize on their good ball team. Well, that's what I'm saying.

So this, from my, I haven't, not, watch the Georgia gave me a book. Everybody's saying it's like one of the best defenses of all time and shit. So is there any, like, weaknesses you see to exploit, like, for real? Or is it just like, we've got to. It's a real thing. It's been bigger than it has been this whole season in this game. The tempo and then just taking advantage of all one-on-ones outside.

You know, all receivers are dominant. So getting them the ball is a part of it. They play a lot of men? Yeah. My question is, what we got to do to get you to a game. What's up, man? That's a good question. I'll say this. If you guys beat Georgia... If you beat Georgia, the size of the bag that we will drop for you guys is going to be so big that I will insist on being there in person because I'm going to carry it in a briefcase that's handcuffed to my hand. Will you commit right now? If we beat Georgia, we all go to the Vandy game.

oh it's vandy thanksgiving weekend that's fucking gross i can't go thanksgiving man my mama my mama cooking sorry yeah yeah yeah we're next week south alabama where's the bowl game we don't know yet we don't know yet no i know that but i'm saying like that seems uh more feasible okay yeah yeah yeah we're looking at texas bowl maybe duke's mayo we're looking at a couple different ones right now yeah we love we love mayo um i think i'll yeah i'll go to the bowl game If you guys beat Georgia, I'll go to the bowl game. Aaron? I'm down.

Hell yeah. I'll do that. All right, we'll go to the bowl game. We'll hype you guys up. Big T's fired up. Oh, we got to win. We got to win this week. This guy, Big T, is on fire with his sports teams recently.

This was the best week I've ever had in the history of sports. Yeah. Braves won the World Series. We went in Lexington. Falcons winning the Super Bowl. You've latched yourself on to a very successful sports fan right now in Big Tee. In Big Tee. See, keep it going.

Just ride that wave. Ride the T way. I'll go ahead and go to say Big T.R. Good luck, charm. Fuck, yeah. Somebody clip that. Somebody clip that. That's awesome.

Billy, do you have any questions for it? So Billy is our quarterback on this show. I play D3. I'm totally retired. But his team just won the entire league this weekend. But that's lit. No, but Hendon, you're about to play the best college defense ever.

Like, that's got to be insane. Just like thinking about. Like, walking out and practice is he preparing for it. Like, that's like, like, you have an opportunity that no one else in America has right now to, like, do something huge. And that's, like, that's just crazy. From someone who just, like, played football and just, like, played against big teams, like, you're coming up. You can ball out and, like, become a legend. Just remember that.

We're not scared of shit, Belich. I'm not just thinking about it. It's another day at the office. I'm going to go out there. Play ball. I was like, it's right. Nah, it ain't. It ain't, though.

Is it ain't? They say, they tell you. all the time, man. They say big time players make big time plays and big time games. Come on now. It's different. This shit, like, so if you, if you go on against a whole bunch of future NFL prospects, right, to show what you can do, them scouts is watching.

Like, it's a big guy. As a former athlete myself finished, I think our team was 11th place in United States rugby back in 2011, not to brag, just a fact. Arian's right that it is a little bit different. you prepare the same way that you prepare but you do it knowing that it is just a fact it's going to be on an elevated platform and Billy's

100% correct like the opportunity big opportunity coming up this weekend it is an awesome opportunity I mean don't be like I'm not saying like a lot of pressure I'm like dude like that's an awesome moment it's cool to have an opportunity like that very few people in life work hard enough to get to the point where they get an opportunity

like you've had because of the work that you've put in so what Billy's saying I think is enjoy that It's exciting. Oh, yeah. Enjoy every month. Of course. All right.

And my official prediction is Tennessee by 40. Yes. What are you guys thinking? It'll be close, but we're going to win. It'll be 31 to 27 balls. 3127. Okay. Billy?

I like it. I'm going to go. I think it's be. I'm going to be. 28, 21 voles. That's a bowl. Voles. He loves small animals.

That's kind of his thing. The point is you guys are, I'm very, I'm proud of you guys. Good luck. We have a great week of practice. And we do, we need to get your cash app because we've got some money for you. Yes, sir. In our name, image, likeness, deal. Wait, quick question.

Do you guys have a fullback? I guess you, I guess you can say, like, they're kind of extinct. now? No. No. That was the wrong thing to say. They are. Like, the game is just evolved to stop talking. Stop talking. You're talking to the wrong guy right now. No. Don't tell him to stop. He can have his opinion. His opinion's wrong. But they're great teams that have. We do have a fullback. Princeton fan. If we had a fullback, he'll be off a little bit. Okay. Why do you say that? Because he, I mean, if y'all go back and watch the first play of the game, he'd lay folks out. Like, Lee Blackman.

Princeton fan. That's a great name, too. That's a fullback name. Oh, yeah. Number 88, so he looks, oh, my, look at this dude's head. His head was made with like a protractor. It's just like angle, angle. This is a fullback. You're absolutely right. That's fullback.

Princeton fan, the honorary fullback from the University of Tennessee. I just like fullbacks. I feel like they added a nice element of physicality to an offense. definitely very physical lead the way clear the path all right anybody have anything else for our good friends good luck this weekend gentlemen thank you appreciate y'all oh did uh how's the banana eater will lewis you ever talk some shit to him about that or the tic-tok the may the guy put mayo in his coffee i'm gonna be real y'all don't think i'm weird as hell but i might be one of the only people on the team that I really just don't talk during the game I don't be saying

I'll talk a little if somebody say something to me I'll say something bad but I don't be saying shit mm-hmm nah that's how you talk shit not anything how you do you got to talk shit everybody he'd be talking his shit for show I talk I love it I love it but I'll be I'd be like that I'd be too focused so there were no mayo comments on the field no I mean he was saying some weird shit but it was like what was he saying what he said what he said it was the point where I was like what the hell is you talking what do you say

give us one I mean he was just saying some off the wall shit that he made you look at him like he was trying to throw you off your game he wasn't even he was saying some of that

like some weird yeah like some weird shit he can't yeah I'm not gonna repeat obviously but y'all know my turn to thought who's uh who's the best shit talker

that you've ever played against Kyle Trask Yeah, he was talking his shit Billy looks kind of like Cal Trask That sometimes I never thought that until just now He was talking his shit What's Harry?

What about Aaron you can answer too Who's the best shit talker you played against Um, so Ray Lewis used to talk shit, but he wasn't like, it wasn't like, it wasn't like disrespectful, you know what I mean? The dude that used to talk shit, I used to get into it. It was a linebacker that played for Atlanta Witherspoon. Me and that was like, yeah, but me and that nigga was like, we used to go ad, like, now I'll fight you at the game.

But then what I loved about him was after the game, we shot. I took it up. Like, bro, I appreciate it. It's just, you know, it's all love. We're just talking shit. But like during the game, every time I played him a couple times. Every time we played it was like, like, nigga. Like, it was like fighting shit, right? And as soon as the game ended, we locked it. Matter of fact, we follow each other on the gram and everything. Like, you're tired to, like, yeah, it's all love. I mean, it's- I think it was him, though. Definitely. It's pretty great just asking Aaron and a question like that. And his answer is like, I don't know, Ray Lewis is pretty good. It's like, yeah. Yeah. I just went and I was like, why, you could say in the goat or somebody. buddyed it. Yeah. Because the majority of, like, like real, like, like, legends like that, um,

a lot of them, especially, like, towards the latter end of part of their career, they didn't really talk much. Like, it was just like,

so like, I played with, who's gonna be a hall of fame Andre Johnson. Like, he didn't say a fucking word. Like, he never spoke.

And so a lot of new cats was like that, but every night of you'll get one who was like woofing. Um, like Ed Reed, didn't say shit either. Um, Troy Palomalo,

I don't even know if that motherfucker talked the entire game. That was, That was really weird because I don't know. That would you think, like, they would be talking shit, but he don't really say nothing either. I feel like Ray Lewis would also, like, towards the end of his career, he would just go out of his way to, like praise you after he hit you. He'd be like, he'd be like, fall of the Lord after he just knocked the fuck out. Yeah, that's the kind of shit I'm expecting to hear from him, like, like a Bible verse.

He would do that shit after the game for show. Andre did fight Cortland Finnegan, though. That was one of the best fights ever. That's the thing, though, though, though. I was in that game, bro. This motherfucker, Andre don't talk. So it was Cortland Finnegan. He was just, he was just fucking with Dre for years, for years.

And then finally, Dre was like, like, Drake does not talk. Like, he doesn't speak. He doesn't say words. Like, I've known this nigga for over 10 years. He don't talk. And Coral Finnegans just kept fuck with him, like hitting him after the play. Like, it was silly shit like that.

And Dre don't talk, bro. And so, like, for him to get that mad, you got to be an asshole. Like, because Jay just be buying his business. Yeah, I imagine Cortland Finnegan is all-time shit talk. but in a way that's like not cool, a way that makes you actually hate him because everybody hated that dude. Yo, and it was fuck with me.

Every time you was on this podcast, Henda, you look like Anthony Mackey, bro. I didn't, I didn't know what. I couldn't, I was like, you know, he'd love mommy or somebody. I don't know what, Anthony Mackey, bro, 100% without a doubt. Look at that shit.

You look just like buddy. You look just like buddy, bro. That shit's crazy. What are you typing in to pull that out? I typed that, I typed the, um, Falcon Marvel, dude. You look just like this cat, man. He's all right, chill out. Come on, you don't see it?

You got to see it. That's why he's lying. You're lying. I heard somebody say that. Yeah, they were. Yeah, they were. They were like, Falcon, Falcon. That's a good man, boy, I ain't gonna lie.

That's crazy. That's a good ad joke. That's a good ad joke. I can believe y'all can't hear that. Thanks. Bring it to the squad. Lame is that. You're going to slip up, take some.

O.J, you're about to have him in trouble, man. Talking about him in the squad. He'll be in trouble. Everybody will be joking on the watch. What do they be calling you? Chill out. They said to blame my head jokes, man. I don't even.

I'm going to get one for you, too, though. Give me a week. I got you. All right, well, good luck. Enjoy your opportunity. I hope you guys beat this shit out of Georgia. And if you do, we will, we promise we will go to one of your games. Yes, sir.

Got to. Looking forward to good luck, guys. And, yeah, let us know your cash app information so we can send you guys some money. Yeah. Good luck, guys. That'll be easy, man. so see you've been eating that same cup of soup for like an hour isn't it kind of like geriatric i didn't even warm it up

he said what like eating soup all the time doesn't that give you like geriatric vibes um no not really yeah soup is soup is kind of good man i love soup billy's just i don't know he's really's upset about him he's coming after you know he's coming after you, man. He's like, you're probably going to die soon, right? You're old. Kidney stones, man. Yeah, fuck you for the kidney stone.

That's how you prove you from the future. I've got past... Check this out. This is gold. I've definitely noticed, though, that when I wake up in the morning, my kidneys hurts. Or at least my right kidney does. And that's...

I think it's a big symptom of having tons of kidney stones is in the morning when you get out of bed. Your side just fucking kills. So is this like a sharp pain? Like what kind of pain is? Yes, it's it's sharpish and then when it, when it starts to pass, it becomes more of like a strong dull pain in certain areas. You never think about where your kidneys are inside your body on a day to day basis. At least I never did. And then I started having this one pain on my left side that was almost down in my ass area. That's how low on the back it was. That was the first kidney. So that was the worst one. These other ones have been like child's play. The first one was was pretty tough. Yeah, I've never felt the presence of my kidneys. It's not a good feeling. But isn't it like in the back, when you feel it in the back that low, isn't that when it's like moving?

That's when the kidney stone might be on its way down, yeah. Right. Getting punched in the kidney. That hurts. You can feel it. That's when, that was the first time I recognize. Wait, where would you get? Where would that be getting punched?

Yeah, where would that be, my G. Right up here, right up here. How are you getting punched? What are you really trained to be a boxer? Oh, right. Oh, okay. Yeah, when like, because when you first start sparring. like the really good boxers, they don't want to hit you too hard in the face.

So they just give you huge body shots, like, rocky movie style. And it just sucks. I'm, like, trying to imagine Jersey Jerry going through that right now. Yeah. And I'm not imagining it. You ever, you've been punched in your liver? Like up? Yeah, I heard that the liver is the one that hurts the most.

It can just shut you down. It's just solar plexes. Yeah, but if you get, if you take a liver shot, it can actually make you collapse. I'm lucky enough not to get hit in the liver yet. I feel like that's one of those places you can't flex it or like almost deflect it. It's just like there. Lose all your breath. Yeah.

Just gasping. Got a mouth guard in your mouth. Can't breathe. That sounds so terrible. Is that the sound? Yeah. I don't know how you did that for three months, Billy. Yeah.

Well, it was a lot harder than the actual. Yeah, the fight lasted a minute. If I knew it was going to go like that, I wouldn't have trained so hard. But maybe if I didn't have gone like that. I hope not. I remember watching it and being like, oh shit, Billy, like, holy shit, Billy. And then it was like 12 seconds later. You were done.

I was so pumped when you went out there and you started like actually throwing hands at Jose. I was jumping ringside. Let's Go was playing in the background. I was, I was more pumped up than you were in that moment. I almost blacked out. dude nuts yeah you just so when you're in that moment war mode when you're in that moment where it's like you got the opportunity like face an unstoppable force like a georgia defense just got to recognize that moment yeah Jose conseco 2020 Georgia defense 2021 same level of athleticism

hopefully yeah hopefully he's right yeah what's just shit pumping i'm i'm such a big tennessee volunteers fan this week and you will not find a bigger Falls fan. Let's go, come here, watch a game with us. Yeah, we'll watch the game. What's the Tennessee bar in like New York City? Margaritaville, Times Square Resort. Oh, it's Printer's Alley. It actually is in Times Square or New Times Square. Yeah. It's like a Nashville themed bar. It's pretty cool. Okay. I think I'm going to be in Margaritville. I think you can't keep me away.

Oh, we're about to get up soon, huh? What's it? Yeah, I'll fly out Monday to you. Yeah, next week. No, Sunday, Sunday. Sunday. I sign out for how Sunday to you are. Oh, yeah, the live show sold out in like 20 minutes. That was pretty cool. Yeah, thank you so much, guys. Yeah, 30 minutes. It sold out. Thanks to everybody that bought a ticket, bro.

We have people like in our DMs being like, I'm so sorry. I missed it. I was driving home from work. Like, do you please have extra tickets? Sorry. I guess the capacity is pretty limited at this place. So we don't, unfortunately, we have no tickets to give away to anybody. But we will do another live show after this.

People are begging for us to go to San Diego for some reason. Okay. Deal. That's like our version of like, you know how when like singers are, I was like, people, like, come to Brazil. All the Brazilian fans are crazy. San Diego is our Brazil. Don't ask me twice.

Yeah. Yeah. Who the hell is this in San Diego? Why is that the craziest place you come in? I don't know. I just feel like, I went to high school there. Let's fucking do it, bro. Yeah.

I think if I lived in San Diego, I would not consume podcasts. Ever. I would just be laying. Why are they inside? Or I guess you could listen to podcasts outside. I don't mean. I just, I associate, I listen to podcasts like, well, I'm at work and stuff. So that's what I associate doing.

You know, it's loud. I don't listen to podcasts. Really? I've had two, my last podcast was pretty successful. This was doing well too. I do not listen to podcasts. I love a good podcast.

I actually stopped. So I used to listen to podcasts a ton in high school, driving high school every day. Yeah, we know. And you stopped one until you got on one. Yeah. No,

but then when I went to college, I just totally stopped listening to podcasts. See, mine's like I listen to a bunch in college and now that I work here, I don't listen to as much anymore. Yeah. Weird.

Yeah, I listen to very few, but when I do, it's usually just something that's like historical. I love hardcore history. Informational. Informational. Hardcore history is good,

but it takes like seven hours per episode. It's just a ridiculously long podcast. I think he's just, Dan Carlin's just fucking with us at this point, seeing like how long he can make an episode and still get massive amounts of downloads from it. But yeah, I don't like to listen to any sports podcasts

or any podcasts that might be similar to this one. Just because I don't like, I don't like the idea of me hearing somebody say something and then that thought creeping into my brain and then I say something that's similar to what they said and then all of a sudden I'm stealing somebody else's take on an issue. So I just figured it's better off to just not listen to whatsoever.

Now, I do watch Skip Bayless. I still watch, I will watch that man until the day. Actually, I was going to say until the day he dies. I'm going to die way earlier than Skip Bayless because he's in peak physical condition. If you've ever seen him shirtless, man is he's a stud but yeah that's the only one that I listen to in terms of sports

all right Isaac Newton in cell fall cell not sure which one it is or gay or gay possibilities are endless

where do we leave off with him he's a failed alchemist and Billy isn't and going back in time and how you would prove that you're from the future okay hmm I feel failing alchemist and really isn't. That's a good

joke. I would like to apologize for people who find my thought process annoying because I do feel bad because sometimes I don't even know what I'm arguing. Yeah, I know your thought process you thought process is the best part of you, Billy. It's the thought output sometimes that

I'm a big I trust the process. The results are not always what I'm making for it. The journey is the destiny. Exactly. All I wanted All I wanted to show is that there are, there is science today that is sort of kind of like Al-Qaeda. You're going to die on his hill.

That's crazy. We're back on it. He's going to die on his hill. Did I not prove? Really, they can't make anything out of gold, bro. They didn't make it out of gold. They made it out of other shitting metal. They can't make gold out of anything, is what I meant to say.

But they did. Again, very little. They didn't. Inflating anything with one specific thing. Okay. Okay, but Isaac Newton, he did a bunch of shit with gravity, figured out mathematical equations that went into observing how the universe works around us. And he kind of followed up on, Descartes was another really smart guy that Newton, like,

used some of his formulas and added on to. But basically figured out that the way that the universe works is all intertwined. And you can quantify how stars move, how planets move down to how an apple moves on this earth based on these equations that he figured out. So he, like, he figured out the invisible forces that are behind everything that we know about in our universe on his own, which is not pretty... Yes, it's, yes. Impressive as fuck.

But not necessarily, because, like, one of the things that haunted him was he understood the application of gravity, but he didn't understand how it worked. It took Einstein to give us a clear definition of how it actually works. So, like, space time and the bending of it. And, like, that's, that, that was something that blew his mind. He didn't, he didn't know how, he understood how it work. Like, he understood the application of it, but he didn't know how, like, what is it? He didn't even understand that part of it.

I like the idea of Isaac Newton laying in bed at night unable to sleep because he's being haunted by the fact that he can't, he doesn't know how gravity works. He's just like waking up in a cold sweat. Like, no, come on, free me from this hell. And he bumps his partner over it. They just got done with a session. It would be sick, though, if you could introduce Isaac Newton to Albert Einstein and let them have a conversation.

I would like to be a fly in the law for that one. Because Einstein was a little cooler than Einstein Newton at least. Einstein liked to party and stuff. He was definitely fucking his cousin. But aside from that, he was a little bit of a womanizer, probably. He was getting it in. Yeah, I'd rather get Einstein and Ben Franklin together. I feel like they would hit it off famously.

Yeah. Why those two? Why those two? When you start talking about like womenizing and just like having a good time, that's Benny Franks. Like a guy who exclusively bathed naked, not exclusively, but mostly bathed naked on his own porch. And that was his ways to get the airbass is what he invented. Like I feel like those two would get along famously. That's wild.

He's a big, he's a big toot guy, right? Oh, yeah, huge. Toot? Love the horse. What is it? two the pros yeah you know he love sex workers he's actually he was ahead of his time yeah pro sex worker ben franklin um i didn't know you called him toots toot is a i didn't know i think coli just invented that one but i like it i think we should continue to use it he been franklin was such a big

toot guy that he would he he's known like one of the main things that he's known for is how many times he would get on a boat and go over to paris just to have sex with prostitutes that's got be a lot if that's what you're known for 300 years oh my god okay that's a good question asked what's the longest mission you've been on a mission being i'm strictly going to go have intercourse and what's the longest it's the longest mission you you that like like a journey too yeah i'm trying to think three-hour car ride not that long that's a that's a long that's a long You're in college, people are at different places. Yeah, I could, okay, I could see that one.

My mind is, I guess it would be an hour car ride, but I've definitely gone to a city before with like, yo, I'm finna. Yeah, that counts. It always mutual, I mean, I had other things. Always me. So it wasn't just for, like, I didn't go to some city in Montana just for that. That would be, that would be, that would be a lot. Mm-hmm.

What about you, Billy? What's your longest mission, man? Billy doesn't want to incriminate himself. Oh, you don't want to get, you don't get banned from the insult crowd. Yeah, I'm terrified. Don't come up. You guys are admitted sex havers. They don't know shit about me.

Yeah, I got fucking four kids, though. I've got it in, Billy. What else about, about Newton? What were some of his other cool experiments that he had? He invented a better way to view, so the telescope. Our modern telescope, our satellites that view out, he actually invented the first version of that. So, like, the old telescopes, like with Galileo and all of them,

there would be, like, this fuzzy ring around all of the celestial bodies. He, because it was glass, they used glass, he decided to use a mirror in there somehow. I don't understand the optics of it. But that is literally our telescopes to this day, just on a grander and more accurate scale. He did that. He fucking figured out that sunlight or white light

is comprised of the many colors, the different colors. I mean, there's endless things that just make invented calculus. There's endless things that this man. fucking genius. The law of gravitation mass attracts mass. Mm-hmm. The loss of motion. Yeah, that's kind of like what Jim Harbaugh says now.

Like he invented the human body Craves Contact thing. Yeah. That was really just, that was originally done by Newton. He also, so the telescope that you were talking about, Aaron, he invented that as just a toy for himself. He didn't do it because he was trying to sell a patent or change how telescopes were made on a big scale. He was just like, hey, this telescope, it sucks because it has these rings around it. Why don't know, why don't I invent my own? And then it took one of his friends using and being like, holy shit, you just change science to bring it to, I think he took it to Cambridge or to another university and put it on display.

And all the world's most prominent, you know, astronomers were like, wow, this is incredible. This is now how we are going to be building telescopes from now on. It was just because he felt like he had a toy at home that he made better. I mean, that's who, and that's the weirdness of him was that, was his brilliance. He didn't really even show. Like, he invent that when he, when he used calculus, like, he did the same thing with calculus. He was just like, this math is really inefficient to what I'm trying to do. Let me invent another one.

And so he invented another way to calculate things at a very intricate level. And there were other things he did, but he didn't let loose until like 40 or 50 years later. And then he published it. He was like, yeah, I did that shit a long time ago. Like crazy shit, though. He, I think he also figured out that Haley's comment is, it keeps coming around. And so he was one of the first ones actually to kind of debunk the whole comets are omens of good or bad things. He was like, no, this is going to come around during this time.

And he, like, predicted when it was going to come around. I love his rivalries. He had a bunch of different rivalries. He had beef with almost everybody. He had maybe a couple friends, but I have to assume that even his best friends were sometimes, you know, they got on the wrong side of him from time to time.

The rivalry that he had against the German guy that claimed that he invented calculus, that's an all-timer because you could just, it must have been very easy to plagiarize back in that time period because all it would take would be one trip to England, you read something, and then you can go back to Germany and tell everybody that you invented this,

one thing and everybody will believe you. It was the golden age of plagiarism, except Newton found out about it because Newton, I think he's, you know, he's one of those guys that has such a big chip on his shoulder that he's looking. He's like proactively looking for new people to create rivalries with. He found out that that dude, Gottfried Liebens, Leibniz, was claiming to invent calculus. And they took it all the way to the highest court in the land, like the calculus court or the math court, whatever that was, the Royal Society. And then in 1712, Newton agreed that an impartial committee would be assembled to look into the issue. Instead, Newton packed the committee with his biggest supporters and even penned the groups report himself,

which publicly credit him with discovering calculus. So respect, respect to Isaac Newton. The man knew how to get results. I mean, that's all, that's such a power move. Do you think, you think it was, though, the time in that some people were coming to the same conclusions? Because I see that, you see that 10 years apart. They both happen to invent calculus. I don't know. Well, because it was a phenomenon they were trying to explain. Like they did, it's more that they didn't invent it. It's that they discovered it. You know, that's actually a debate in itself. Did we discover math or invented. Because they used, they just, like calculus was just some way to describe the phenomenon that they were seeing when it came to mass force acceleration and stuff. Were they just discovering it

independently? Because sometimes like, you know, when I tweet something and I think it's clever and independent from my own head. Yeah. Like there's some other person who's like, I tweeted this before you. And I'm just like, or they, or you stole my tweet, but it wasn't calculus, man. I know it wasn't calculus, but like we both came up with it spontaneously. Yeah, no, like we're just, when Billy tweeted out, do you think that there are girls out there that are rooting for the Houston Astros just because they want to seem like they're into astrology? When Billy tweeted that out, that's this generation's calculus.

Yeah, man. It is. I was just, I was just describing a phenomenon that was already out there. You just vibe. Yeah, no. Girls who probably were being forced to watch the baseball game because they probably weren't interested

where they're trying to be social. Why wouldn't a woman be interested in baseball? Just hypothetically, just like one who did not like baseball. Why couldn't it be a guy? Yeah, okay, it could be a guy.

Could be, you know, it's just like someone who's into astrology being like, oh, this game's on. Oh, well,

that team's the Astros and I'm a Ares, so I'm going to root for the Astros. Holy shit. Mm-hmm. No, that Billy discovered that, tweet. He didn't invent it. Yeah, I discovered it. I just discovered that connection. No one really invented anything. If we're breaking it down, there's a finite number of words that we have

right now, and they can be combined in a finite number of combinations. Granted, the number is very big, but still, you're just assembling them in one particular order. Look, I mean, people think that there's not much intricacy to my tweet game, but I literally was trying to connect to World Series Twitter with the universe. Astrology. Twitter. Two of the biggest Twitters. Two huge Twitters. And the connection made a bridge. World Series Twitter. It was very cringy, but if you didn't

Did the tweet do well? It did well. Oh yeah, really well. Well, it was the traffic. They weren't necessarily positive. I didn't get ratioed. I didn't get ratioed. I should have. I was not ratioed. I did not get ratioed on that tweet. All right. So are we saying that Isaac Newton did not invent calculus or did not

discover? I think the German guys are fraud. it's a it's a debate within like you'll you'll see people on both sides i think i think along the lines of of well i mean well there's a few few trains of thought here Isaac new has so much on his resume that it's more likely that he was the discoverer of it like he's just done so much that it's it's hard to say that it wasn't him and he doesn't have a lot of reason to lie about it like what like you know he was just so brilliant well i just don't go ahead he also invested in the south sea company which was a flop so yeah you know what i'm saying

yeah i mean after we all get got by telemarketer every now and then no so what else did this guy godfrey leibniz do what else is on his resume was he is he a one-hit wonder with his calculus business did he have did he have other notable discoveries because I'm going to look that up, and I'm going to base a lot of my decision on his Wikipedia page. But it's also a mathematician. Okay. But it's also like the idea of writing one plus one equals two. Like, did you invent one plus one equals two?

Well, this is a thing. Math. So people, like, there are scientists that debate this, right? Did we discover or did we invent it? I'm of the camp. It's really a philosophical question, but I'm of the camp that we invented it. Because even if you talk to physicists or mathematicians, our equations are not like perfect. Like it doesn't exactly describe the natural universe, right?

It's just our best tool that we have to gauge it and to predict future patterns and behavior. So I'm of the camp that we invented it and it's very useful. But it's also applicable to a lot of things that is accurate. So it's, it's, I guess it's a philosophical question, where you stand on, Billy. All right. So yeah, go ahead, Billy. Sorry. Well, I don't know.

I think it's more of a just a, I like to think of it as a description of a phenomenon in that everything that, you know, is interconnected and how physics, like, when you first learn like basic physics, like force equals mass time acceleration, and you sort of figure out that like, oh man, this all connects and like makes sense, that was like a pretty cool moment. so I feel like those things that just make sense and connect like we didn't create that sort of original like it shows that there's something else that was created and there's a whole system that just makes sense and we just sort of are seeing the code like that it all works out so are you said so what do you what's your and you took in an hard stance did we invented or

discover it we discovered it so you think you think math it is yeah it just is i mean there's one book here and then if i take the other book and put it on top there's two books like you invented that there's two books but that's you're you're talking about the the you're describing the the methodology behind right it like it explain how it exists independently from our perception of it. So it exists independently because, for example, Isaac Newton's dropping stuff off towers and he's noticing that both objects fall. That was kind of late.

Yeah. Well, yeah, my bad. But like, he's discovering that they both fall at the same rate. Right. So that rate existed before we even knew what a rate was. We formulated the idea of a rate of change. and they were just rate of changing before humans were even conscious of anything. So you're saying, I see what you're saying, but that's still, the mechanism that we use,

which is mathematics, doesn't exist. Like, that's just our description of the phenomenon. Right. It's like we invented a language for what already exists. Right. We invented the language to interpret the phenomenon that we discovered. Yeah. So I think we're going to do it because I used to think that we discovered it. But like when you talk to like physicists or mathematicians, the way in which we like our

equations like for example, the way Mars orbits, we have a really good idea about where it's going to be precisely, right? But it's still not perfect. like it's not it's not perfection right and and that is because our understanding of it our interpretation of it or our methodology we use to to encapsulate what it is isn't a 100% accurate it's just a very good useful tool so it's it's hard to predict future events which is basically what math does right the best part of it I think I think the most applicable part of it is used to predict future events, which is a big element of science.

So, I mean, it's a good debate. I'm not even saying you're wrong. I'm just, I was just trying to be convinced in real time. That's the fun part. Like, because, for example, I was thinking, like, calculus was an explanation of something we're discovering. But, yes, we did invent calculus. We did invent math because that was the mode of interpreting what we discovered.

Yes. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And, yeah. Yeah. No, it's just fun to look at things. differently. It is. At all time. It's very fun. I've made some discoveries regarding this Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz guy. Dude was one of the biggest librarians in Europe, meaning his

job was to review and catalog all sorts of writings from various experts that he came across. Sounds to me like he is like the perfect plagiarizer. You could not draw this guy up in a book. But also someone who would have had access to a lot of information. someone who could have used that to... Yes, he had access to information that other people wrote. That's what a librarian does. Right, but then he could have used that

to curate his own opinions and formulas and things like that. So he just took other people's words, combined them into his own and then came up with theories. I mean, we're reading a book by a guy who was like, you know what? When you're at war,

like maybe try to trick people. Like, it's not inconceivable that this guy could have... I'm also reading about this guy and maybe the world's worst library, Wikipedia, and completely judging him. Actually, you know what? Wikipedia is pretty good for the most part.

It's not that bad. It used to be a lot worse. It gets a bad rap, but I think if you're really interested in research in the subject, Wikipedia is a good starting point because it gives you the sources that it got from. Yeah, it's a great starting point. The people who talk shit about Wikipedia,

it's just big book. They just want you to keep buying books. They infiltrate the school systems. they tell the public school teachers, listen, don't let these kids use Wikipedia. All the shit on there is correct. We just, we got to keep selling these books. It's a big book. It is big book.

The only thing I don't like about Wikipedia in modern times is the, the directly after a big sports moment happens, photoshopping and, well, not even photoshopping, editing of pages to be like the owner of Los Angeles Lakers, Chris Paul. What year is it? Jorge Saler owns Minuteman made. park. Yeah, like, we get it. Like, I've seen that joke, what, 10 million times? We get it. Mm-hmm. It's over. And also, it's not funny to edit people's height on a Wikipedia page and make it seem like they're way shorter than they really are. I agree with Coley. That's messed up when people do that. Thanks for taking the stand, guys. Has that, has that happened to you? No, oh, not me personally. No, I'm just saying if it, I might have. I don't know if I've actually

come across that, but I've seen it happen to other people. Somebody please edit PFTE. No. Do you have your own Wikipedia? I actually just. looked it up I'm incredibly impressed that you have a Wikipedia that's sick somebody made me a Wikipedia page back in like 2015 I've had it he's like one of the most do you know what the height says I have no idea it's not bad for you five nine 10 oh yeah no Wikipedia is great source big book is out to get you I stand with Wikipedia so quick quick question do we think that there are people today as smart as Isaac Newton or was Isaac Newton just in the right place to the right time when there was stuff to be discovered.

No, I think he was smart to say. Could he play in this era? Could he could I agree play in this era? He was going against plumber, philosopher. Phyllis what the fuck philosophers? What the fuck, bro. I sit around Billy too fucking long. That's that's not fair. You can't blame Billy for your own mistakes on this show. I started to say philosophical and then I was like, well, I'm trying to say philosopher and then it was too late. I think that there are a lot of people whose brains get wasted because you have to be in the right place at the right time to make any sort

of impact on society. Certainly it helps if you're a genius in a next level mind but there are all these other forces that can be stacked up against you that make it impossible for people to know how intelligent you really are. That is a brilliant way to put that. I don't think Isaac Newton

would make it out of middle school. You're insane. No, no, in today's Fuck it. What are you talking about? In today's, I'm not saying I'm not saying it has anything to do with intelligence. What are you talking about? I'm not saying anything about intelligence. I'm just saying I don't think you'd make it past middle school in the modern day.

No, you're wrong. Because he'd get bullied and like then go off on a bad path. I always think about it like this, like if they could play in this era type thing. Like they had so much less resources 400 years ago that in my head you all have to be that much smarter to even figure that shit out without like the internet and without modern technology and all that stuff. He had zero social. who cares if he had zero social. That's what that's where his brilliance lied though. His brilliance lied in the fact

that he could isolate himself and literally he would do calculations out to like the hundredth decibel just because he liked to do his shit, right? That's just like what he did. But also he was in an era where there wasn't many distractions. Like you could look up in the sky and the stars was breathtaking. Right. Right now there's like four or five stars if you're lucky on a good night in any given city.

And so the conditions that he was born in made it so that he can focus on his craft more like there's a whole bunch of geniuses that just get distracted nowadays like yeah that's what i'm saying like what he like he might get obsessed with video games or something and just tell his skills wouldn't be channeled right way but just because he would still be i looked it up it says that his IQ if they would have given him an IQ test was around 200 well now we're just saying shit now we're just tossing out who who administered the IQ test no one they're saying they're He's dead, so it's a zero.

It would have been. I'm way smarter than Isaac Newton. If my grandma had wheels, she'd be a bike. I mean. But no, you know what is interesting, though? Isaac Newton didn't come from some long line of great academics. His father was a farmer. His mother was a farmer's wife until she went to this.

Like, his mother. She was much more than a farmer's wife, my brother. Well, three-time widower. Was she a murderer? she got him in the right positions to succeed with a lot of smart guys she was a ruthless mother willing to do whatever it took yeah including abandoning her own son like who knows for the better today's today's i'm today's isaac new you know you billy no no no no no you never know yeah he would have a hard time in in a social setting like school yeah sure which i think would

hijack his ability to succeed a lot of brilliant people have trouble in school yep there also might be an issue with all the information that we have these days he might just be overloaded yeah there was a dude i met who uh taught himself physics and i don't mean like the principals i mean like he can calculate shit like um i had a video conference with him but he like at 16 he dropped out of school and just started studying on his own and he taught himself physics like wow It's some brilliant motherfuckers out here Just because he loved it It was interesting to him

And he was like He just loved it He just fucking loved it What's the weirdest thing You guys have ever gotten really into Weirdest interest Or weirdest thing you wanted to learn about Restops

Okay You said rest stops Yeah like turnpike rest stops How much do you know about rest stops Well specifically in Ohio When I was younger I used to have an app That would show you every rest stop

And what restaurants were at them And then I would know how many depending on where I was on the turnpike whatever rest stop was next I knew what restaurant I then memorized the restaurants that were at them so I would then force my mom if we were going somewhere because the turnpike

runs east to west so if we were going somewhere that was anywhere remotely close and I was like you can't take the normal highway we have to take the turnpike so I can go to the rest stops and then I would take a picture in front of every single one we need to find these pictures

I should have I I can ask my friend for him because I know she said I used to take jump off pictures in front of them I was like 14 can we can we find those pictures and can you drop those pictures in the dat chat group yes I can't can I drop those in the dat chat we need to we should be able to yeah we're gonna be doing

some interacting with people in the dat chat app yeah so I I have three places that I'm obsessed with to this day rest stops airports and hospitals I love me a good airport how old were you in these were you like five years old just like beaming ear to You're like, look, I found another rest up. No, like 16 or 17. Oh, wow.

I feel like earlier this. I assume this was like a very young Mad Dog doing this. No, I didn't even get into it until I was like 12 or 13. Ohio Turnpikes are really, like, I like them. They're like domes. They're sick. I'm going to ask my friend for him. Earlier this show, Mad Dog alluded to calling KB and Nick Big Weirdos.

I feel like she has to apologize now. No, I never said I wasn't, but I. love. And I also now that I've moved here now I've got to see different rest stops. So like if I drive from here home, I go through New York, Pennsylvania and Ohio. Pennsylvania doesn't have good restops, but New York does in my humble opinion. Oh yeah. I love rest stops. I mean, if anybody knows you do. Oh my God. No, no, no, no, no, mad dog. One of the best rest stops I've ever been to in my life was somewhere in Pennsylvania is between here and Toronto. I forget where it was. But it was somewhere in Pennsylvania is awesome.

See, the thing is, is if my parents are listening to this, they're going to be really embarrassed because I talk about this with like everyone. Hold on. What's the goat rest stop? Buckies. Yeah, Buckees is good. I've never been to Texas. The largest truck stop on Earth in Iowa on I-90.

The Florida Welcome Center where they give you free orange juice. Ooh. Can't get that anywhere. That's the thing is I. No, fuck you. It's special when it comes from the Florida restop. You don't get it. Is it fresh squeeze though?

I don't know. It's just like, hey, we're in. Florida now. This is cool. We're going on vacation free orange juice. You don't get it. You got to be, it's a, you don't, y'all don't get it. I am, I'm 100% boozy when it comes to orange juice. I cannot drink that shit unless it's freshly squeaked.

That shit tastes horrible if it's not fresh squeed. I could go for a rest stop orange juice, though. I like, I like that it's a celebration. Yeah, it's like, hey, we're about to be on vacation. We're at the Florida rest of it. It's like when you check into a hotel. Yeah, the cookies. In the Bahamas. I heard that tone from being seen before.

What the fuck was that. I love this free orange juice Listen It tastes better if it's free That's just a fact For sure Yeah y'all would think that Let's just make everything free

It's subsidized orange juice Who's paying for that orange juice? Big T It's not free So correct You don't like free shit? On a micro level I do When it's for him What does that mean?

I mean we can't just go Willie-nilly making everything free I mean It's not how it works But if you want a little free Dixie cup of orange juice, that's great. That's your tax dollars at work right there. It is. The people in Florida are paying taxes, subsidizing people coming from outside their tax pool, trying to, trying to give them free shit.

You're a leech. Big T's putting together. Big T's putting together the mother of all caravans driving from the north. Across the state line in Florida just to suck up that sweet OJ. in federal and New York income tax. I deserve a free Dixie cup of orange juice, damn it. Mighty entitled over there. Yeah.

Yeah. Deserve. Wow. What about you? Coley, what's the weirdest thing you've ever gotten into? I don't know, man. Austin. I've spent, I like, much like you, like my whole life on this screen. Just reading everything that I've come. Like, it's hard to answer. Like, my recent thing is I'll watch, like, these 30-minute extremely in-depth, like, watch repair videos. I don't like watches, don't care for them, don't like wearing shit on my wrist.

The intricacy of all the moving parts inside of a watch. I've watched about 100 of these. I have no better understanding as to how a watch works than I did when I first started. But it's fucking fascinating to watch people break it down all the way. clean it as indefinitely as they do and then bring it back to life, that's right now my strangest thing that I won't stop doing. It's like, it's like visual ASMR to me. Like, it's very soothing for reasons I don't know. The amount of control, the precision, like all of it is just absurd. And I don't know how anyone ever got a watch to work to begin with. Like that goes my mind.

Yeah. Everybody in the replies to this episode, drop links to the best watch repair videos for Cole did watch. They're incredible. I actually heard somebody describe, I was watching a video about, um, about Isaac Newton today and they were describing the way that he would describe how the universe worked in conjunction with each other as kind of like a watch, the different parts. And that's what he was quantifying when he was talking about the different equations. He was explaining how this one part interacts with another and they were breaking it down

like it was a watch. So I get it. That sounds interesting. Absolutely. my friend found me the picture this is for my senior year of high school I was like getting into college and obsessed with these home I'm gonna put it at a rest stuff I just put in the group chat what about you Aaron what's the weirdest thing you've gotten into um I don't think it's weird I think it's just I did I said so three

things that I could think of I went down a flat earth rabbit hole for a good few months where I was just obsessed with their logic or lack of thereof Um, that one for sure. I got really into gravity. That one still irks me. Like it's still, I will read or watch anything that has to do with gravity. Like I, I'm like kind of obsessed with it. Um, I guess the weird one that I have no connection to and no interest in partaking in is,

I've watched so many videos on how to cook brisket. And I have no desire to try. It's just really I like watching as they cook brisket. I don't know what it is. You know that Masterclass shit? Yeah. I watched the Brisket one. I got Masterclass to watch the dude cook the brick.

And it's a great app, you know, otherwise, but I literally got it just to watch the dude, I think it's from Tennessee, on how to cook a brisket. YouTube videos. I just, and I love when they cook it and then they cut it and then they squeeze it. I don't know what kind of weird shit I get from it, but it's just I love watching it. I don't know why.

And it's just Brisket. It's not any other meat. It's just brisket. Because you get to see a change. You get to see the starting of the product and then you get to watch it transform to the end. It's fast. Like they cut and they trim and then they just beautiful. I don't know why.

There's something like the watch thing. There's something about watching someone like, I don't even know if they're at truly the top of their craft. Someone who is a master at what they are doing, do it to completion. There's something that's like incredible in that. Yeah, I agree. what about you big tea um i think madeline said earlier i love airports love everything about an airport when i'm going to a new airport for the first time i research it beforehand i look up what what's in the terminal i'm going to be i love airports

so much so especially restaurants in airports i will there are restaurants at laguardia i like so much that i eat it there i eat there on return flights like i'm 30 minutes from my apartment i stay at the airport on your way out yeah yeah that's that's a commitment to it so you you don't even find the aviation aspect i do i do love planes i like planes a lot but like i'm not like you know watching videos on like how they fly the plane and shit i don't i do i i like the idea of planes i like plane travel a lot except for uh the space aspect of it because it's it's not big tea friendly but uh i like airports and planes a lot one of my favorite things to do is when i get on a plane you touch the outside of it love that

Best three seconds of my day Every time I fly Big T, I do that too I have to do that Or the plane will crash matter Love that it's just cool to me That like you touch something That's gonna fly

It's fucking awesome Yeah if I don't touch the outside of a plane Before I get in I think it's gonna crash Damn That thought has never even occurred to me To like slap the outside of the plane Yeah

I do feel like you have to do it Before you get on it For sure I was in the new Terminal LaGuardia last week Fucking awesome It's got that The waterfall that shows movies on it So cool

I don't know how much money That cost that I paid for but it was cool. I used to be in this group chat that every time like I would take off for a flight or somebody was in a flight I was sent a GIF of a plane crashing

just fucked up. Wait, wait, what's more concerned to me is he doesn't say GIF or GIF he spells it. You call it a GIF? That's barely getting made fun of it. If I was going to say it's because it's controversial.

Is it GIF or GIF? I would say GIF. I just spell it out. Love that. Yeah, it's got to be a gift It's definitely a gift But yeah, I might start calling it at GIF now Yeah

That's what I usually do What about you, Billy? Billy's probably got a list that's I'll give you an example There's this game There's this game called the powder game And it's on, it's like a computer game That you can just like Google

And it basically is a sandbox that you have like a bunch of list of different types of substances and you can like mix them all together and it does cool stuff. It's literally just like a chemistry sandbox. So like for example, I could take water and pour it on fire

or lasers or like C4 and blow stuff up. I could also like build something and blow it up. You can just literally just do whatever you want. Combining materials. Yeah. It's weird. all right build me something

people people will know what I'm talking about but for example I can like take magma and then the magma magma goes in the water evaporates it and then I can make gold

yeah I can make gold and then I take nitro and I sprinkle that on the magma and then just all blows up that's pretty sweet it's just something weird that you just fill around with okay

that may be Skyrim I lost That reminded me of a word that was really weird that I looked up one time. Smegma. Oh. Whoa. Yeah. Very weird.

Google it at your own risk. Actually, don't do a Google image search. Yeah. You will not be happy with the results. Stick with the words. What about you, Avery? What's the weirdest thing that you've gotten really into? I think food tastes better when you have water in your mouth.

Okay. elaborate on that like um i don't know i was eating a cookie yesterday and i just took a sip of water as i was chewing it and it enhanced the taste so i've been doing it more often pretzels taste better with water it enhanced the taste of like the sodium i don't know it's weird you mean just like a hydrated mouth or you're actually putting water in while you're while i'm chewing yeah i don't know why that sounds that sounds nasty actually i it does like if you was the dip of cookie in water like you think that was you would like that no i just think it's like like the process of doing it i don't know we have the whole department of people at this company who exclusively dunks cookies into water

for some reason i feel like it enhances the taste well Hank doesn't dunk his cookies he whenever he has oreos he washes his Oreos in water yeah yes Oreos tastes better in water i actually agree with that it's crazy that's honestly then marty brings them into the shower and washes them and eats them. This was like a bit, right? It's waiting at to Ari and so hilarious. I wish. So hold on.

Who's taking cookies with them in the shower? Marty Mush. Is he in the office? Can someone bring him in? Yeah, he's here. You want me to text Marty? Or do you want to grab him? I have a

Oreos. I don't think they're that special. You don't think Oreos are good. I like double stuffs. I think they're, they're just kind of like, the chocolate's fake. The thing with Oreos, though, is like, it's not like there's a ton of competition. Like, obviously, there's a generic Oreo's, but like, chocolate chip cookies, there's endless

amounts of chocolate chip cookies. Oreos or Oreos? End of, like, and a story. A decent chocolate chip cookie, though, which is absolutely takes a big old shit on an Oreo. Well, yeah, we're not saying that, but I'm saying like. Oreos, better in ice cream. Fair. Fair, fair.

Oh, it's like Oreo milkshakes. Those are good. Did you guys ever have a friel? Did you guys have frioles at gas stations? I've got a frill. I love those. The Oreo friels are really good. They're like those things.

You take them out of the gas station, like a sheets or something, and you, they're a lid, and you put them in a little machine. It's like a milkshake, and you say what kind of thickness you want, and you pick your flavor, and then you put it in and it stabs it like a curig, and it makes you a milkshake. Yeah, it's like a milkshake curing. It's a good way. I've never heard of that. before another Midwest thing

Marty Mush is here Alright we got yeah Marty coming in Can we give Give him a headset Yeah here We went on Just get in front of a camera

So you can see you Yeah Aaron This is Marty Mush He's a good He's a good friend of ours He's another I'd say he has

One of the most Curious minds at this company He's got a unique brain That wasn't nice No you have a curious mind How are you Aaron What's up my G? They were saying that you take cookies with you in the shower.

Oh, yeah. You don't? No, definitely do not. Can you explain your thought process, my brother? Yeah, so I usually do a pre-cookie before the shower, and I do one in the shower to enhance the chocolate, and then I have one for after the shower, because all the steam and shit gets the, like, into the chocolate,

and it tastes unbelievable. I'll also dip it in just, like, under the sink, too. I'm telling you like you have to try it is it every shower or is it a special treat not every shower but like when I do have orio's like it's the best tasting cookie you'll have in your life explain the middle the middle Oreo while you're in the shower how it makes it too much like it's before I start washing myself too because I like to like lean on the wall because you want some coldness on you in the hotness you know what I mean? Uh-huh. I can't believe I'm talking like this. No, what do you do with the Oreo? So you step into the shower, you have the Oreo in one hand. Yeah. Do you keep it out of the shower stream?

Yeah, out of the shower stream. But then I put it in. Okay. I'll turn around. It's like a dip. You don't want it to get it too saggy. Like if it gets too saggy, it's just like dripping shit. Saggy or soggy?

Seaggy. He only says saggy. It is saggy because what happens when a tit goes to your knees? It's sagging. It's soggy. That's exactly what happens to chocolate. so you bring it into the stream as you bite into it is that am i hearing that right say it again you bring the orio with your one hand so you get in the shower you've already eaten your pre-oreo you get in

you're leaning half in half out of the shower to get the hot and the cold i understand that yeah then you reach over do you keep the Oreo like on the sink do you keep it next to the show you grab the Oreo and then you bring it in with your one hand and then you bring it you let pass through the stream of water before you eat have you taken a shower with me I'm not That's like exactly what I do. Are you dressed? My dress? No, I'm in the shower.

I wash my hair after, what do you mean? But you do this before soap gets involved. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not stat sick. Yeah. I'm not like washing my body and eating an Oreo, you know? Yeah. Soap and Oreo's a bad. New York Times did an article and it said water is indeed a useful flavor enhancer

exactly because it dilutes the ingredients. It dilutes other ingredients and balances. it out. I agree with Marty. I agree too. You got at least, you like Oreos? They're right. They all right? I don't know if I'm going, I'm going to partake in this shower expedition that you got going on. It might enhance today. You know what? Fuck it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get an Oreo. What's the worst thing that can happen? I'm going to get an Oreo and okay, so explain the process. One more last time. So you, you, it's like you, you let the steam soak into it. That's, that's the third Oreo. The, yeah, that's the third one. I mean, when, what are you fucking up? The first one,

like, regular Oreo. The first one's regular Oreo. You just eat it for yourself so you know how it actually tastes, well, when it's dry as a bag, right? The second one is the one you bring in the shower with you. And that's where you got a little water on it, like you kind of dip it in, dip it out, a little back and forth, hammer it down. And the third one, enhances all the steam in it. So it's a little saggy, but it's like almost like it's stale, but it's not stale,

and it tastes unbelievable. I'm gonna try, man. I'm going straight to the third Oreo, though, the rest of them shit, I'm not cool off. You don't want to dip it in water? I don't want to dip it in water. All right. That's fair.

At least you're trying, though. I'll try it out, man. I think everyone's not terribly similar than dipping it in milk. Yeah, it's just water. No, no, it's not water. I agree, but like, it's, It's still just getting it wet.

Yeah, that's pretty much. That's also true. Have you tried it yet, Coley? No. You guys. As my friends, this is. I'll try it. I'll try it.

I haven't tried it before, but I will try it. I'll try it. I'd like a report back. Next episode, I will give my Oreo shower report. Wait, no, he'll actually be here. We could all do it together. In the shower. Well, not in the shower, but no, no.

The shower is. I was saying, like, I was saying, like, run it under a sink. We do have a shower. impact we do have a shower it's it's like think of it like it's after a game erin after we do a podcast all hit the shower together as a team and grab an orio grab an orio yeah not what i meant better feel like this is successful got everyone it's gonna catch on one day it's gonna be mainstream and you're gonna be the you're gonna be the isaac newton of that my brother yep the johnny i'll hold on hold on hold on marty what's your what are your isaac newton pops no i i i i didn't

Billy X me today, I didn't, I have dumb things to say, and I don't want to say dumb things, you know. I don't say it. This is a pro-dum. Newton's, is that the laws? Yeah. Figg. Yeah.

His name's Isaac. He had no idea it was Isaac. Sir Isaac, Newton. I thought it was just Newton the entire time. It was like an Eichiro type. Or share. Echiro had a first name, didn't he? Not really.

I was doing Gino. I don't know. Well, Ari, it was really nice to meet you for the first time. Likewise, my brother. I appreciate it.

Yeah. Yeah. That shit was hilarious. Thanks, Marty. Marty, if you want to come to our live show, let us know.

We'd like to have Marty's thoughts. Yeah. Yeah, we're doing a live show next Tuesday. Next Tuesday? Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Nope. Add tickets. Fuck out of here. Okay. Go it out, okay. All right. That's Marry.

I'm glad that you got to be introduced to Marty's brain, Aaron. Yo, where's he from? So he sounds like Ben Affleck in a, and what's that movie where he had the thick little Boston accent? Goodwill Hunter. He's from Long Island. No, not Goodwill Hunting. What? The town.

The town. There you go. He's from Long Island. They're part of the same. Megalopolis. Good point. Jesus Christ. Marty was using my headphones during that.

And I couldn't, so I couldn't hear what Ariam was saying. I could just see his face and it was awesome. Yeah. Yeah, we've underutilized Marty's brain with this show. Mm-hmm. We'll have to get him involved in the mix for sure. Yeah. All right, you guys want to do some voicemails?

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working at a biotech company in Vancouver, and I swear your conversations about Fauci and COVID do more for people's understanding of science than many scientists. So because of this, I was wondering if you could get money to research anything science-related, what would it be? And not frogs, Billy. All right. Shout out to our Canadian listeners. Shout out to us for doing more for the science. I was going to say, I don't want to breeze past that. yeah good for us that's fire that is absolutely fire what would you want to research i feel like we really haven't done much in the field of alchemy recently until today's podcast that was something that we kind of we let slip by the wayside for a couple hundred

years maybe we should just bring that back also time travel can someone can one of these smart people get to work on time travel oh i saw this totally out there theory on time travel we've been able to time travel but every time travel they don't move in space so when they reappear they reappear where the earth was where they want to travel

so they've learned how to travel in time but they haven't learned to travel time and space because this exact point in the universe a hundred years ago like the earth was in a different spot was in different spot so they just show up in space right and then they're dead but see that's the whole thing about Einstein

right why he so brilliant his whole thing is that space and time are not they you can't take you can't disassociate them space is time time is space is the same thing time it's he called it space time it's i know it's space time yeah but it was like like it's an interesting idea i'm sorry yeah it's probably not practical yeah i didn't mean shit on you really i was just i mean we we are talking about you know this is i uh isac duton episodes i know like we should get some of the science correct. I would like to figure out a way to make something that tastes really, really good

and is also good for you. It's amazing that there's nothing that exists. That tastes awesome. I'm talking like something that you crave all the time. That's not true. Or for me, avocados? Oh, my fucking God. I will make love to an avocado.

I love avocados. I love them. Do you put salt on them? Yeah, salt. Okay, that's bad for you. Okay, take off the salt. Still, I'm fucking with avocados. You could just eat straight up avocados all the time.

Oh, yeah, out the shell. Oh, God, yes. I do that, actually. Absolutely. And all salt is not bad for you. It gives you kidney stones. Well, I gave you kidney stones. I'm sorry.

That was a big. I shouldn't have dug that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. Okay, maybe avocados, but they have a lot of fat in them, too. But that's the good fat, though. It's the thing. They are healthy fans.

All right. Those 100 calorie snack packs, the Oreo ones. Those are good. Those are Oreos, though. But they're not good. That's like being steaks good for you if all you have is one rib. Like, there's no, I can't personally think of a thing that taste absolutely delicious. All the, all the good tasting things are very bad for you.

What about, like, I like fruit a lot? But I guess you don't. Yeah, fruit's okay, but I don't like it. But it's not like, oh, fuck. A lot of sugar, too. Yeah, that's true. I don't get pumped about sitting down and eating a banana. You know, I get pumped if I sit down.

I've got a whole ice cream. I love strawberries and raspberries. If they came out tomorrow, they're like strawberries are incredibly healthy. I just, I could house 80 strawberries. Dude, that's known that they're good for you. Well, yeah, but not like, but he's saying he's, yes, came out. Yes, they're fine. But he's saying something that's like.

Like they'll like make you live forever. Awesome for you. Like, I mean, they have a lot of sugar, shit like that. But like, strawberries are. fucking awesome. If they could make a healthy McDonald's. Actually, I think I know what we need to put our research into. Figure out how to get rid of hangovers.

This seems like a very lucrative line of science to get into also. Because if you could legitimately sit down and say, if you take this after you drink or before you drink, you will not get hungover, you would sell billions and billions of dollars worth of product in your first year. There's a pill I would take in college for that. I think they already have figured it out, actually. I got a pretty good supplement regimen that gets you pretty good. Milk thistle doesn't work, though.

It might help your liver. I don't know. I don't know what the study say about that, but I'm talking about something that you can take. That just is like no hangover. Feel normal. All hangovers are are dehydration. And so if you just hydrate yourself, it'll drastically decrease your hangover syndrome. I don't think that that's entirely true, though, because sometimes,

sometimes if I go out and I drink a lot, I don't just get the physical symptoms, but you get like the mental anxiety that comes with it. And my brain doesn't work the same way, if I'm hungover. L-theonine. Technically. Yeah, it might be withdrawal. Might be alcohol withdrawal. So alcohol binds to GABA from what, it has something to do with GABA and basically

L-theonine is an active ingredient in green tea. If you get isolated al-thiening and take it, it takes the edge right off that. What kind of edge are we talking about? Like, let's say you're like freaking out, like, oh, my God, oh, my God. Like, I got so drunk last night and I have worked this week. And it's Sunday and I have to go prepare for a part of my take. Just taking Al-Theney. You're talking about what happened to you yesterday.

Did you have, did you have Thiening? Al-thini. I mean, it's literally, honestly, I think it is like a miracle. Can you buy it in like a pill form or do you just drink a shit ton of green tea? Well, I know because you do that anyways. I drink a shit ton of green tea. I'm sort of addicted to it because it's kind of it's a really amazing amino acid because it helps your brain produce Gabba, which chills you out and sort of it gets you into the flow state easier too if you don't like if you're not even hung over. If you take some Elthini mixed with caffeine, it helps you like just not have mental blocks.

I think it is an amazing. Can you get me some? Yeah, I actually have a ton of home. Okay, yeah, bring some men. I'll experiment on myself. I give it to me and see. See, my hangover, my hangovers are really, really bad, which is why I don't really drink nearly as much as I used to. I like have a couple beers maybe once a week now. But when you get older, they get so much worse that it's actually like, it's done a great job deterring me from drinking. I'm not looking forward to that part of my life.

Yep. I'm, bro. Okay, when I'm, when I'm there, drink with me. Yep. And do and do what I do. And if you get, I'll be really surprised if you get a hangover. I don't get hangovers. I don't get, you just drink water? It's not just water. It's because water, water itself, and it depends on what kind of water you drink, right? Because a lot of bottle water, they filter out a lot of the minerals that actually hydrate us, right? And so you have to like, Gatorade or, you know, stuff that replaces electrolytes.

A really good one is pediolite, even when we were in training camp. Liquid IV. Yeah, that too. We used to drink pediolite instead of Gatorate because it's a better hydrator than Gatorate is. Revitalite. Revitalite. We have a branded electrolyte mixture. Aaron, when you come in, we'll just give you like tons of revitalite.

Isn't it Barstall branded? There is Barstall branded kind. Yeah. That's what sad, but Petyolite works for me. I mean, I don't know. It's like the same bad. I've also heard that pickle juice. I like pickle juice.

Pickle juice is well. I love pickles juice. Yeah, Emmett Smith used to drink it on the sidelines. That shit tastes. Just taste good, though. Mustard for cramps. I was chugging mustard during that. What, man?

That's a thing. Chugging mustard? I've never heard of chugging mustard especially for cramps. Yellow mustard? Yellow mustard, yeah. If you were so, when I ran a marathon, no training on a treadmill, I was just doing mustard the whole time. It's a thing.

Like, Billy did run this marathon. No, I have no, I'm laughing because it sounds funny as shit, but I'm not taking a stance. I have no idea of mustard. Must there's another one. Do you get PFT? Do you get more hungover when you drink beers or when you go and drink your like little novel, the novelty drinks? I mean, sugar definitely adds to it. Like the one you had on your story this weekend looked like one that would get you hangover.

Yeah. Yeah, that was good. But I think it's just more about the quantity. And really, I think it's about more the mental side coming. down from a hangover and I get real bad hangover anxiety and so that's what I'm really trying to avoid is I can deal with a headache right is your anxiety oh my god what did I do or is it just anxiety about your life that stems from having a hangover just everything like I feel bad my hands start sweating and yeah just feel bad about everything nothing is good that I get that I get that sometimes

too and it just feels like um I don't know it's it's not like anxiety I think a lot of people think anxiety is like you just worry a lot that's that's not it's like a physical property that i don't know it's just like something's wrong and you don't know what it is yeah and it's just that it's the ever pressing feeling yeah and sometimes i i even struggle to speak if i'm very very hungover it like impedes my whatever mental process that leads from my brain to my mouth it's tough so which is why i i very rarely will drink at all on a saturday um and if i do It'll be like during the day because I don't like to be hungover at all on Sunday. Yeah, and you get that like...

You get the 9 p.m. hangover? Yeah. And you get like that, like, feels like a knife stabbing you in between your... That's what it's bad. Sometimes. Yeah. So, science. Hey, science, get to work on hangovers.

Bit. And time travel. Time travel. And how you can get jacked with your national testosterone production. Yep. That's it. I would say on a serious note, I think I've heard some of this stuff. I haven't done it too much research, but a way of turning the CO2 that we produce

into something healthy for the environment, like trees. So like a way to artificially do that. Something to combat climate change is I think probably one of the more pressing things on the docket list. All right, we got any more voicemails? Yep. Hey, fellas, Carl from Texas, actually on a road trip. It's currently cruising the back roads of Tuscaloosa, looking for a campsite for the night.

So I really enjoying the podcast on some ghosts especially. It's really making the, setting the tone for the heavily wooded dark drive here. But anyway, I digress. I thought I figured out to ask y'all, if you could go back to college, and major in any one subject and it had zero bearing on your current career outcome or your current career path what would it be and why and if you want to throw in another layer just throw in where you might have wanted to go to school if it wasn't the place that you got your degree from anyway you you fellows and gals stay handsome stay gorgeous and love the podcast really appreciate

y'all's work you'll take care Okay, good question. What would you study and where would you study it? I think I would, uh, go ahead, go ahead. I was just going to say, I think it would be sick to be a doctor. Yeah, I was about, I wish I did pre-med, because I just did undergraduate, so. If I was like a surgeon, if I was low-key, a surgeon just walking around, able to fix anybody if they got hurt all the time, just know how the body works.

So yeah, I would study at Johns Hopkins and I would be a surgeon. Boom, easy. I would absolutely go to school for physics. I wanted to do astrophysics when I first got to school, but they said it conflicted with my schedule. And I was nowhere in there in the headspace to do that shit anyway. But it would definitely be physics. And instead of Tennessee, I would probably go to –

I got offered to go to Stanford. I would probably go to Stanford. Yeah, Stanford's a good one. I think the overall college experience at Stanford might be one of the best in America. Just like it's a beautiful campus. and the sports are good out there. Education is obviously really good too. It checks all the boxes.

Anyone else? I would want to major in history because I love history a lot. I'd still go to Tennessee. Or I would, I mean, I guess we're talking about going back to college. He means undergrad. But I always wanted to go to law school. So maybe I'd just do that also. I know a lot of people that have gone to law school.

Everyone I know that has gone to law school is like, yeah, you shouldn't do that. Yeah, they all hate it. Yeah, every single person I know. Apparently, it's very, very tedious. Yeah. I just, I'm fascinated by the law and I like arguing with people. So it seems like a worthwhile few years. You would go back and study just so that you could get hired by Scott Peterson to get them off.

Once you all figure out time travel, I'll go back and do that. And then, well, there was nothing his lawyers could have done. I mean, they did a good job. It was just a crooked jury. there's just no two ways around it there was no evidence to convict that man jesus there's really nothing his lawyers could have done it's a damn shame what about you billy i think i would i kind of wish i went pre-med yeah but and then think about med school i don't know i'm a weird part where like i can still kind of do i forget if i told you guys this did i ever tell you that i took a pre-med

class by accident one time in college no how'd that go well i'm just very lazy and i I didn't sign up for my courses until the last second, and I needed one more class to fill out my schedule. And the only class that I could find that worked with the timing of all my other classes was like a 400-level pre-med class about reading and interpreting EKG exams. So, you know, like the heartbeat, the charts, that class was so fucking hard. I was surrounded by people that were going to go along to be doctors. I didn't have any of the prerequisites for it.

You just dropped me in a class and now all of a sudden I have to figure out how the fucking heart works and about how that shows up on EKGs. I studied my ass off in that class. Like I'm talking to I would do shit like I would leave, go home, put my nose in a book for two hours

trying to figure out this fucking heart thing. But at the end of the day, weren't you just matching like patterns to... No, because you have to know what goes into all the all the bumps right so in order to look at a chart and then diagnose what's wrong with somebody's heart so the way that they're measured you've got these electrodes that you put on people's chest what the electrodes measure is the polarization of the human heart at any given time so you've got the pacemaker that's at the at the top of your heart next to aorta and when it goes

off it tells your heart all the muscles to contract and the reason that your muscles contract is because is they switch from being positively charged to negatively charged. So that's a natural reaction of, it's a small shock to the muscle that is your heart. So you can, by where the electrodes are placed on your body, you can see, okay, the left ventricle is abnormally large because this part of the spike, the QRS complex, is way, way bigger than it should be compared to the other ones. And so I learned how to actually read an EKG, and I can look at somebody's EKG and tell them what their heart looks like

or if they have an issue like an arrhythmia or something like that that class suck I got a D minus in it most proud I've ever been of a D minus in my life

I love That's fucking hilarious I kind of It's even more funny that Billy just trying to Don't they just fucking If it goes like this You're okay

If it's flat You're dead Yeah yeah Yeah that's fuck that up You think you could check What I like to Yeah show me Show me in EKG right now

Yeah, I mean, I really, but a D minus. Like, I don't know. Come on, man. D minus how many years ago? I don't think we should bang on PFT's heart managing skill. I mean, 400 level class. Definitely, you just drop in. I'm impressed my G.

I had to figure that shit out. Because I get so many EKGs. Well, I used to get so many EKGs because I have atrial fibrillation. Mm-hmm. And so for the longest, I thought, like, When I would go into AFib, like, it was a very uncomfortable feeling. And, like, I thought I was going to die. Like, I didn't know what it was.

And so I had to get a lot of echo cardiograms at EKG. So I've seen them a lot. Don't know what they fucking mean. So, but I know enough to know it's not just squiggly lines like Billy. Yeah. Yeah. I actually remember. No, but they can't, like, the way they see a lot of it is they look at, like, the lines.

Yeah. He just told you what they look at. Yeah. No, I want to have a debate with Billy about. I know, I'm not going to try it. EKG. But don't you look at the graphs and then figure out how the consensus? Isn't it like it's very visual? You look at the graph, and depending on where the line spike on it, that tells you where the polarization in your heart is occurring at any given time. And you can tell, okay, this is an abnormally large ventricle based on the elongated spike here.

And this is what it should look like. And since it doesn't look like that, I can point you to the fact that you either have a physical deformity or you have a problem in the pacemaker part of your heart, which is causing all the control. attractions to happen. When I was getting my surgery for my shoulder, I was coming out of the, coming out of the, I almost called it, but that's not it. I was coming out of the anesthesia. Yeah. They didn't try to kill me. I don't think. And I remember looking over at my EKG, which was going on the chart. And I was like, hey, nurse, I think I'm experiencing premature ventricular contractions. And she came over and she was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you are. Is this normal for you? And I was like, no, I don't know.

And I'm pretty sure that's, that's trigimony on the PVC's. And she was like, yeah, just let me know if, uh, if anything bad happens. And I was like, shut the fuck up, man. She was like, okay. All right, weird. I'm going to leave you be. But yeah, Billy, show me an EKG. I'll interpret it.

I got one. Okay. Stunt on your nurse with the EKG. It was 15 years ago, too. I know. I don't want to actually. I believe you. Okay.

Thank you. It means a lot. I could spot A-Fib. I could spot A-Fib on one of those charts. Yeah, you could. I have to be in A-Fib, but yeah. Yep. Yeah.

I think a really good one would be aviation. I have a buddy who did that would be really cool to know how to fly. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I've been getting really into aviation videos on YouTube recently, too. Kind of like the way that Coley was talking about watchmaking. I've seen all the parts of a plane. The names of the part, excuse me, watch the plane.

watch the pair, I can tell you the different names of things on a plane, have no idea how they work together. If you put me in a cockpit, I would be dead within seconds. Not even crashing, just immediately dead. Yeah. The plane would know that I wasn't supposed to be there and was so unstruck. I would have, when I applied to college, there were only two I really wanted to go to. I wanted to go to Syracuse or UMass. and I applied to be in the journalism department for both. UMass accepted me, obviously.

Syracuse accepted me, but they put me into sports management and not journalism. And I didn't want to be hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, just tens of thousands of dollars. So I went to UMass. I would like to go back and choose the other path and try and be a GM. What is the prerequisites for being a GM? Do you have to have? I think you just have to know the right people, to be quite honest with you.

Yeah, that's what I thought. I didn't. Like, there are so many different people with so many different backgrounds. Some are heavy analytic degree people. Some are just happen to be the son of a guy. Like, there's no true path to do it. But Syracuse seems like the right institution to make some of the connections to do that. I mean, I feel very overly confident in my ability to do that job tomorrow should it be handed.

to me. So I bet that with correct training, understanding of how to truly manage people in that field, it would be even easier. A lot of people have like finance or econ backgrounds. Right. How would you fix the Washington football team? I'd come up with a real name. That's a good start. The quarterback issue that you've had. my entire life is trouble. So I'd probably get Rivera up out of there. I'd start with someone younger, more innovative. The defense is kind of set.

I know you guys have been shitty this year, but the defense is strong. Are we? We're like, we're very, very bad, though. I know what you're saying. This year terrible. We're good.

We should be good, but we're very, very bad. If you look at third down defense, it's crazy how much worse we are than the second worst team. It's mind-boggling. It's insane. I think the Dolphins are like 50% on their third down defense. That's pretty bad.

Who's your secondary? Like, is still Lanham Collins, your best player back there? Well, Landon Collins technically should be a good player, but he's so bad at playing safety now that they moved him to linebacker, which is never a good sign for a safety. We've got some good cornerbacks, too. Should have a very strong front seven. We're just a mess. We're a mess.

Yeah, the front seven, I mean, I feel like when you got, when Washington football was at its, it's absolute peak, it was the offensive line that was doing all the hard work. Am I wrong? Yeah, the hogs. Yep. I mean, Joe Gibbs won three Super Bowls with three different quarterbacks and three different running backs. Right. Pretty tough to do. So I would, like where you guys went wrong as an organization was not giving Trent Williams a.

like cancer screenings, and B, money, those two things right there. I would argue those were where you guys fucked up the most in recent history. You also didn't give Jason Campbell enough of the leash. Like, he should have been allowed to cook more. All right. I'm going to disagree with you on the Jason Campbell one. I'm trying to think of a better quarterback you've had over the last 20 years and it was like RG3 one year.

Yeah, one year of RG3. That was really the highlight. Okay. So I think we've isolated the problems. All right, yeah, I'd hire you to be a GM If RG3 doesn't get her, do you think he has like A good productive career? Maybe, but he was also kind of

He was so annoying to some of his teammates And that got that got covered up a lot His rookie year because he was playing so well But they even, they didn't like him Even when he was playing well So You got robbed from his own team parking lot When he was on the Browns.

That story should be told more often Just like how big of a No, it's not an indictment of Cleveland. It's an indictment of how big of a nerd he is. Oh, no one liked him. No one liked him in Cleveland. Huh? No one liked him in Cleveland either.

That's what I mean. Like, that would never happen to anyone else. He was a great player that rookie year. He changed the way that I felt about football, really, because it made me actually appreciate the Washington football team, which is very, very hard to do. And watching that rookie year, the most exciting quarterback I've ever seen. And I was very upset when he was.

he got hurt i wish it didn't happen um but who knows who knows how that would have shaken out um it was just it was a mess the entire time also the dynamic that he had i don't want to blame it entirely on rg3 because the way that the team was set up and their structure was basically dan snider was like rg3's direct report so he had you know a straight up line to the owner and then everybody else was playing under different rules that's more about dan snider's management style than i it is about the actual players. So the way it was set up was probably never going to work long term. It would be hard to overcome Dan Snyder as no matter what.

It's just one of those things. Like, cyber is never going to win. Some owners just aren't going to win. I think that that'll about wrap it up for today's macro dosing. Good episode. Special shout out to Hendon, Tyler, Marty, all the greats that stopped by today. And next week, we'll all be here. in person we will be and we'll see a select group of you out at lucky jacks lucky jacks on

tuesday night all right the yeah a week from today love it can't wait we'll see you guys there um anything else good money man we need to beat georgia beat georgia get everybody to go the bowl game beat georgia we're all this weekend we're all volunteers i'm going to watch this week let's go the group chat's going to be lit it will I got to get some orchies. Oh, yeah. Apples are red. Apples are red.

Mountains are blue. All right. See you guys for snack re-dosing. Love you guys.