Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - The Las Vegas Shooting

Episode Date: August 23, 2022

On today's episode of Macrodosing, the crew talks America's most deadly mass shooting. You'll hear everything from the police reports to the conspiracies surrounding Route 91. Also, the crew discusses the idea of starting an OnlyFans. All of this and much more on today's show. Enjoy!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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to be on the las vegas shooting that took place a few years back and a lot of a lot of intrigue around it a lot of mystery still around it to this day about the perpetrator billy's already talking all the game in the world like he's done no so much research so i was i i trust Billy when he has something that he really cares about and that he is fascinated by, I trust him to a certain extent on it. So I knew that Billy was going to have some facts and Aryan's got a smile on his face because he knows what I'm talking about. Like Billy, it's important, you know, Aaron, like trust but verify, right? So I actually sat down and I knew that I'd have to be prepared with my own set of real facts just in case Billy strayed too far off the beaten

passed. So I read actually the entire 187 page report on the shooting. So, um, it's you really? I did. Yeah. Well, I mean, there's some toxicology stuff that you don't have to read every single detail for because it's talking about the naturally occurring substances in your body, what percentage in the bloodstream, all that stuff was. I don't need to know all that stuff. But, uh, I did read the entire incident report and the full investigative, um, wrap up of it. This, this is some pretty heavy stuff. This is, this is some pretty heavy stuff. I just, first and foremost, when to get out there, we're not, I, you know, this is a very,

this is the deadliest shooting on U.S. soil in U.S. history. I'm not, we're not taking this lightly. We're not making light of anything. People died. People were wounded. Countless of lives were affected, damaged, and irreversible damage. And just want to put that out there first. I don't want anyone to think that.

were sort of playing around with this but there's a lot there a lot of questions that weren't answered and you know a lot of people out there still who were affected by this show like what the hell happened yeah so we'll get into the actual shooting and the discussion a little bit we are going to start to show off just by catching up and doing our normal stuff i was about to say that's that's weird all starting to show up but on topic what the fuck is going on i i think that there's like a significant amount of people out there that listen to the show that take bets on when we're going to start actually getting into the topic of the day. I went in on it.

I think if you were to say our average, I think it's probably like an hour and two minutes or hour three minutes. I would take the over on that. Maybe, yeah. Yeah, you probably have a fun bet to get in on, like on some, what's it called when you insider trading type of shit? Yeah, inside. I don't know if I can talk about insider trading as a Penn entertainment employee now,

now that they purchased 100% of the company. No, it's funny. Like a lot of people were hitting me up last weekend because Penn did complete their purchase of Barstool Sports last week, I think last Thursday. It was a little earlier than it was projected, but it was a buyer's market. No, it was like essentially the same thing that we had known for the last two years when the report first came out that they were going to buy the company. So they bought the company, or they bought, what was it, like 33% of the shares or like 40%

of the shares a couple years ago, January 2020, I think is what it was. Cheery and Group made out like bandits. They did. And the deal was they were always going to buy 100% unless something just out of this world happened. So this was always planned and nothing's going to change. So it's the exact same deal that we've always had where we just, no one from Penn is telling us what to talk about on this podcast. But we're here. We're back.

It was a big weekend for everybody. Had a great weekend down at the beach. I had some friends come and visit. Jake came down to visit. Billy did not come down to visit because he wasn't invited but Billy I would like to say that you are invited to come down

to the Shorehouse this weekend I think Mad Dog's going to come down I think Avery's going to come down at least for a day Aaron you cannot correct I do not believe I can make it and Big T

has not announced his intentions maybe maybe maybe it's a maybe from Arian okay I like that and Billy I'm 90%

yes okay it's probably a no no I'm I need to come this time because I've been all last year I was like I'm gonna come never made it and then after the don't come you were playing hard don't come you're playing hard to get uh last week so I'm gonna come I'm gonna come I'm gonna come all right so yeah everyone's invited down if you want to come I can bring my dog right no oh yeah if I go no dogs a lot bro uh you know you knew the answer to that question. I thought you said that you, I thought you said he could come.

We can't do dogs. Okay. The person that we're running the house from is no, no dogs. Last year, dog. Shout out to that guy. Shout out to that guy. Just have Mintz watching. No.

There you go. Mintz has it. Mint has it all taken care of. Mintz is a dog. He's got that dog in him. So right off the bat for today's show, I want to say a quick announcement. Dr. Fauci is retiring.

He's going on a retirement tour for the next couple weeks. It's going to be like Coach K last year, and he's out the game in December. I think he comes back big with monkey pox. You think this is a fake retirement? Yeah, this is like a boxing retirement. There's always a new wave to ride. Dr. Fauci is going to go, he's going to leave the game for a couple years, play minor league baseball, work on his first pitch, and then come back and take out monkeypox for us.

So it's going to get really interesting. when he does step down, who they're going to have replace him. Because Fauci was like by and large not a political guy. And he, um, like he'd been working for all these different administrations over the last, what, like 30 years or whatever, however long it was. Um, so he worked under Republicans and Democrats. But now the person that's going to be tasked with replacing him, you better believe that they're going to turn into like a partisan thing. Like Democrats are going to have their person that they want. Republicans are going to have their person that they want. So it's going to, It's going to get really annoying over the next couple months.

Yeah. I mean, whoever just pays the bills. Yeah. Dr. Oz. Get Dr. Oz in there. Liver can. Yeah, liver can. Who can't point?

Liver can. Does everybody... I saw y'all try some liver. How was that shit? It's sucked, man. I hated it. I hated it. It's so bad.

Big Cat didn't mind it. I cannot stand the taste of liver. I mean, the thing with it is just like, you know how blood tastes like metallic? No, I actually don't know that. You don't know the taste of blood? Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, so blood tastes metallic. It's got iron in it, right?

Yeah. So, I mean, basically, liver is just what filters out all the excess nutrients in our bloodstream. Probably a little wrong on that, but basically it tastes like a lot of toxic waste in flesh form. Yeah. It's not great. It's not great at all. He also had like bold testicles. I had some testicles.

Yeah? Yeah, how was that? It was actually decent. It, uh, it, I mean, it didn't taste as strong as the liver. Uh, definitely was more of like, how would I compare it to? Um, I almost want to say, like, not pork, but like, um, a scallop almost. Okay. Yeah.

Skellups aren't bad. Yeah. Like that sort of consistency. Toreen is actually derived. from bull testicles torus means bull in latin i want to say torrine is an active ingredient that is anti-anxiety when mixed with a stimulant can get pretty crazy active ingredient red bull no free ads it's also in c4 um but interesting uh you know way to absorb your vitamins okay well i'm going to have some of my mushrooms right now your lines made my lines made from

Jake Plummer and his mushroom farm. How's your arm? Oh, thank you for asking Matt, Doug. I saw your brace. So this is not even my real brace. I just, they gave me a brace at the doctor's office and it was. I thought that was just a sweat band and you was just. Yeah, it is. Back to 2000.

So that's what this is. So at the doctor's office, they gave me the shitty little brace that I'm sure cost like $500 that my insurance is paying for. And it's just a strap. And it's very itchy. And so I just got rid of the strap and I went out. I got a one of those bicep arm bands that that football players used to wear.

And so I'm putting that on there because it's doing the same thing. I just have to keep pressure on my nerve to get the blood flow going in there. And then I have to put like a hot compress on there. But I've got nerve damage in my elbow. And I'm trying to work it out so that I won't need surgery. So I got my follow-up appointment in a couple weeks. Hopefully I don't need Tommy John surgery or I'm calling it Papa John surgery. And hopefully I'll just, you know, I'll just be able to.

to walk this one off. It just sucks. It doesn't even really hurt unless I'm trying to pick something up, in which case it hurts a little bit. But then my pinky and my ring finger is still a little bit numb. And, yeah, just trying to make sure that I don't hurt it any worse. Because the thought occurred to me this weekend. If I was younger, I would just be like, fuck it.

I'm not going to do anything about it. And then I realized, oh, wait, this is the only right arm that I have. And so I should probably try to not have like a lifelong injury. Have you thought about the experimental compounds? BPC. Yeah, did you get it or not? Yeah, I was just waiting for you to be like, okay, I'm in. You said that you got it, get it.

You said that you have some. Remember, it is kind of a PED. Okay. It just got banned January 1st, 2022 from WADA. Why did it get banned? Because it works. Okay. Yeah, I'm in.

You know what's not a steroid, but actually really helps you with muscle building and recovery? What? Concrete. We're not doing that ads. We're not doing two ads right off. top Billy's I appreciate the sentiment behind it Billy's it was the perfect Billy got addicted to doing ad reads a couple weeks ago and now he just won't fucking stop yeah he's such a sellout walks up to strangers in the streets

waiting to see how many weeks it takes to get an email no we're standing on concrete yeah it's gonna be like it's gonna be like stop letting Billy do the ad reads we need PFT or Aaron to do that no I appreciate Billy trying but Billy we're gonna hold off on that for a second yeah sometimes you know makes me sad that you guys don't like me doing it don't do it don't do it and when i'm sad no we're stopping this this needs to stop i turn to we're stopping i you know what i did that was interesting uh this other weekend i went to um banksy land have you heard of it that was sick i replied to your story yeah so banksy land you know banksie the the artist mm-hmm so he's doing like this tour he's doing this

tour where like he takes a lot of his pieces and he just finds like some random spot in like cities all across the world and he like displays his shit and he has like super dope like he's like a political artist one of my favorite things he did though was he he's like anti-capitalism he's anti-war he's anti-war a lot a lot of those political stances and one of the things that he did he had a piece where it was being sold for like $1.5 million and he set it up like this that when it finally sold it was contained in this case and when the auction sold it like it went through this shredder and so the piece actually shredded and you can see it's online you can see it and he set it up and then he posted a video later on showing how he created the the frame for it so that when it sold he hit a little button or whatever of it and the shit and then the piece falls out and it's all shredded and you can see the people panicking and shit is hilarious

but the downside from it is the person that bought it just bought a piece of art that immediately got destroyed yeah right in front of everybody but so his whole thing was like yo this is not what it's for but the downside is like that shredded

artwork is probably work more now because of the act of shredding it was such a big news did you remotely shred it mm-hmm so because just look at it just type of Banksy Shredder. He doesn't... A minute or something.

Yeah, he doesn't reveal his identity. Nah, nobody knows of you. That's awesome. I went to go see a Banksy. There was a big house that was turned into a Banksy exhibit over in Amsterdam when I went there a couple years ago. And he hates Disney. He absolutely hates, like, Mickey Mouse. He puts Mickey Mouse in all of his artwork.

Like Mickey Mouse wearing a gas mask. Mickey Mouse getting eaten by a snake is one of them. I didn't mind the exhibit. I did, however, mind the fact that they didn't have any air. conditioning in the exhibit. So it was just hot in there the entire time. Okay, so here's the video. They're selling it at Sotheby's auction. Did I pronounce that right? I think it's Sotheby's auction service. And it's the girl with the heart balloon and then the frame just immediately shreds it. Oh, there he is. Hmm. Wow. And he secretly built the shredder into the frame.

That's kind of cool. Yeah, it's pretty dope. Oh, in case. who's ever put up for auction wow now do you think a guy like banksie do you think he's got bands do you think he's like made money probably yeah definitely i mean his his shit is extremely valuable yeah yeah but he'll do it like in in like rural places like he'll he'll put art like on the gaza strip or like somewhere like some street corner in europe and people just find it it's wild actually how do they know it's hits there's a lot of knockoffs but i think I don't that I can't take I don't know I'm not that into it

I just know he's pretty dope artist with some dope messaging I don't think he really cares though if there's people that are faking his art I think that's kind of right in line with what Banks he wants is he wants everything to be like super mysterious I saw that that documentary exit to the gift shop a couple years ago

it's interesting Banksy is uh yeah he's an interesting dude I like some of his stuff some of it seems to be like really kind of on the nose you could we used to do that on part of my take we would do verbal bansies

or we would just design a bansi painting just off the top of her heads it's always some cartoon character wearing a gas mask and then like a gun that's built out of flowers but shooting like dollar signs at somebody and killing them so yeah like one of his famous ones

like um it's just like protestors like wearing a a bandana over his mouth and he's throwing a bouquet of flowers. It's really fire. My favorite one at the exhibit was it's this, it's Jesus on a cross. He's getting crucified and he's holding

like Christmas shopping bags. It's fire though. Watch here. I don't know if you can see it. Oh, whoa. Oh yeah, that is kind of cool. Is the panda with the guns, Banksy? I don't know. He was the Obey guy, right?

Didn't he do the Andre the giant obey or is that some other street artists i don't know it is i have no idea it's banssy um in other huge news jimmy carter still alive great job doubt out great job jc uh bad not to to breathing the clock is still what do we have did we say two months on jimmy carter are we doing an active doomsday jimmy carter clock one week down seven to go wow all right Well, off to a good start. Longest post-presidency in U.S. history. Really?

That's what I'm reading. 41 years, 21 years, 214 days. Hmm. Wow. So, how old was he when he took office? I guess if he's like 93 now or something, that'd make him like 45 or so. So is JFK the youngest president at his time period? I think so.

Maybe Obama? How old would JFK be? today. Jimmy Carter, 97. 105. Carter was 53 when he was elected. Youngest president. Teddy Roosevelt.

He's 97. That's so old. Oh, Teddy Roosevelt was younger. He was 43. Okay, so I think... Forty-two. Okay, I think I remember reading this. I think Roosevelt is the youngest president to ever

take office but JFK is the youngest president to ever be elected to office oh yeah because teddy roosevelt took over from mckinley maybe yeah and so when he became president he was younger than kennedy was yeah but at the time of the election Kennedy was older huh yeah interesting something to think about also they're 43 which isn't that young at all but back then 43 was like 70 yeah pretty crazy to think that like let's say if 43 is that young or to be 20 or to be 20 again. Yep. It would be nice. Actually, you know what? Nah. Being 20 kind of suck. It was not fun. Yeah. You think you know everything. You really don't know anything. Maybe it was fun to be 20, but then looking back at yourself when you were 20, you were like, I was such a shithead.

My tea is peeking. That's if you're, that's if you're a good 30 year old. That's true. I had a I had a shitty fake ID when I was 20, so that was kind of cool. That's the thing about beer, man. Like, I, you don't, you never get that same rush buying beer legally as you used to get when you would buy it illegally. Facts. I kind of miss that. I kind of miss breaking laws all the time. Felt like a badass.

No. What was the last time you, I was just lit? Where was the last time you broke a law, Aaron? Brook a law. Uh, yesterday. Yeah, me too. Yeah. I was I habitually speed

I got a Tesla It's souped up I go 85 90 pretty pretty regularly Yeah in Texas they they got highways that go up to like 75 miles per hour speed limit though right I think so but the one I'm usually on is like 65 But it's just it's just too slow Mad Dog when was the last time you broke a law you jaywalk today no not yet um i don't i don't have a car so i don't drive anywhere to

speed um so probably actually maybe the last time i drove a car i don't do drugs shout out shout out not doing drugs that's not doing drugs that's a late miss share program yeah um oh shit yeah probably like i drove i drove a car like two weeks ago and i went like 90 on the freeway it's pretty quick so i say that probably avery yes beating for sure i broke i wait is i didn't break the law yesterday i broke the law on on saturday why no comment okay oh i took i broke the law i broke the law on friday all right really yeah i took i took my dog on the train and you're only supposed to have your dog on the train if he was in a bag yeah so i carried him on the train in a duffel bag and then

And when I was on the train, I realized that no one was really going to come and check me. So I took my dog out of the bag. How big is this duffel bag that Whitey is in? It's a big, it's a big duffel bag. Do you have, like, leg holes cut out of it? No. I just throw him in a duffel bag and I throw him over my shoulder. And is his head poking out?

Yes. And he's, like, the head's poking out. And he's loving it. He's like, first time I'm getting carried since I was like 90 pounds ago. I thought about taking Leroye onto a train. But to do that, I think I would have to get two of those giant IKEA bag. you remember those big ass IKEA bags I would have to sew them together

and then cut out four leg holes and then it would just be it would be insane yeah be way more trouble than it's worth big team was the last time you broke a law I jaywalk often but I would also contend that this place is a lawless hellscape

so it's not really breaking the law so I mean I the real breaking of the law is following the law no I mean you just pat like every day on my way to work I pass you know guys doing crack cocaine on the street so like is me jaywalking really affecting this place i do a podcast by the traphouse i mean all of seventh avenue is the trap house it is it is pretty bad it's gotten it's gotten bad i'm

thinking though it's not crack cocaine i think you need to you need to re-evaluate that i think it's mostly around seventh avenue my guess would be heroin a lot of people nodding off leaning over that sort of thing. I would argue six, one, half dozen of the other. Oh, they're very different drugs. Okay. Heroin and crack cocaine. I'll take your word for it. Yeah. Um, speaking of heroin crack cocaine, Fetty Wop just pleaded guilty to conspiracy to distribute and possess controlled substances. Five year mandatory minimum, but his sentence in guidelines range starts at seven plus years. So Fetty Wop probably going to go to prison. He was selling crack. He was selling heroin. He was selling fentanyl and he was selling cocaine the big four the mount rushmore of drugs you know what

that makes me like trap queen more he was really about that ship 16 30 yeah i i don't know you 17 38 oh so 17 38 i thought was 16 why why would fettie wops still be selling drugs because he had that one he he he's kind of like a one hit one he dominated a summer yeah and i think since then i don't know if that's enough to make a whole living what was the other one trap queen there was another one that really big. He had two. It was numbers. 1738?

No, it was like 6-7-9. Oh, yeah. I don't think so. That's why I thought I was 16. In my way. Oh. Oh, yeah. But 6-7-9.

Damn, you find one. Oh, yes. I didn't know that was the name. He had some bangers, though. But they were all in like 2015. Yeah, it was one summer. That was pretty dope summer I was really into Feddywap back then

He's gonna go to prison That was like junior year I've been watching I need to watch the Manceteo documentary I've got several things that I have to watch But I recently I watched it Is it good?

I Because like I was in the league When he was coming in right And so like I watched Like the national championship game Like in the hotel before a game When we were vaguely aware of the story, but I just didn't care enough to look into it. And so, like, from the outside

perception, it kind of made it seem like he was involved. Right. And this is just, like, vaguely involved. And that's what the documentary is all about, kind of how the media was kind of irresponsible about it and making it seem like he was involved when it was just a naive kid from a small town that got catfish. yeah um and so it made me feel really bad for him though honestly uh because you can tell he still to this day harbors a lot of the like that that that shit aren't like when you when you when you when you fuck with people online like and it becomes your identity and and it was out of his control it's just it weighs on you it's all like the memes the jokes and after after years and

years of that shit you could tell it kind of broke his spirit and he's doing the best he can to kind about it but it it's fucked up and the the dude that oh the dude because she transitioned so the catfish transitioned is now a trans woman

living as a trans woman and so she is fucked up not you're gonna lie what she did was fucked up yeah really I was gonna go watch it tonight but then I was graced with Jets tickets which I'm very

happy for thank you big tea so tonight i want to watch it you get to see joe flacco up live i know hell yeah the elitist returns but i i think i'm going to watch it i just fell into a trap where i'm i'm i restarted the wire last week and when you restart the wire it's like okay well now the next month of my life is planned out and so i just been started i've been burned for that erin you got to watch the wire i know it i know it i know it i just know it everybody says that it says up there like Game of Thrones and shit, so. Yep. Anybody watch the new Game of Thrones?

I did not watch that. I heard it was fire, though. It was pretty good. Because I follow some, yeah, I follow some people on Twitter who don't like anything. They just shit on everything all the time. And they were like, yo, first episode was fire. Yeah, I enjoyed it. It made me.

That's what's great about following people that hate everything. They will not steer you wrong if they do like something. Because it takes, they, like, there are certain people out there that, absolutely hate to like anything they like it goes against every fiber they're being because the second that you admit to liking something then you kind of get soft on everybody you know and it has to take a special piece of entertainment or art to break down those walls so i i like that recommendation there's no higher recommendation in my book than if like the world's biggest hater just absolutely loves your shit so i'll have to watch i was saying yesterday that i would i would

love the new Game of Thrones if it was just top gun but with dragons instead of planes. That would be sick too. They got to like dragon flying school. Seven times seeing that shit. I can't wait until it comes up. Arian, when you're in the league in Mantaeo's coming up,

did you ever... Is this an ad read? No, it's not. This is a pertinent question. I am gun shy to it. This is good journal. When every starts talking. Okay, I promise, I promise not to do any ad reads to the rest of the show. Okay. So that's a promise. My word.

Thank you. Don't say promises you can't keep. I, okay, so my question, when you're in the league, when Manteio was in the league, did you ever hear stories of players, you know,

trash talking him about the situation on the field? Because it would be pretty easy to, you know, like run over Manti Teo and be like, oh, you see your girlfriend now? Or anything such like that? I'm sure that dudes did.

I never did. But I'm sure. I mean, dudes usually say dirty shit about people. all the time like if you got something going on publicly they're going on you're going to hear about it yeah did you what was the worst thing anybody ever said to you uh at the time i had uh some baby mama drama she had um uh alleged some crazy shit i don't even know if i'm legal that i've talked about it but she alleged some like crazy shit which was not true but like she was real

messy with it and was like all over tm z and shit and uh Some dude was, who was playing? I think he was playing the cults. And some dude was like, I don't remember exactly what he said, but he was like, he said, yeah, something with that white girl, huh? And I was like, damn. Reading my news clippings. Yeah, somebody, like, did research the night before instead of watching film.

I was like, that's flattering, at least. Yeah. I would have knocked you out and been like, yeah, that's right, you atheist. Where's Jesus now? We're Jesus now You need Jesus more than ever After I'm done with you Big T

Have you seen any liberal celebrities recently That you'd like to have breakfast with? No, just the one Where do you teed off about? So I went to a concert The other night And

Can you spit your gum out, Big T Thank you I just knew that it was going to be Something that I would pay attention to for the rest of the episode, so I'm nipping it in the bud. Pop a PFT over here. I went to a concert here and sit up straight too, Big T. Here you go, Big T, you can put it in this piece of paper, Billy hand this to him.

You don't have to just hold on to it. I just saw it and I was like, I'm going to only be thinking about the piece of gum that's in your mouth for the entire episode, so let's just say it. T tuck a shirt in, sit up straight and cut the shit, Big T. Get a haircut, hippie. Now I don't want to say what I'm teed off about. I'm teed off about this. You scared him back.

to his whole. Yeah, I'm teed off about you being upset. This is big girls can't wear what they want to school because it distracts boys energy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I like this. I have to get rid of my gum because it's distracting you. Also, there might be a couple people that are listening to this show. There was no sound.

Oh, there was a little bit of sound. Yeah, it had a little bit of that macaroni in the pot thing going on. I'm going to pack a zin. I don't think there was any sound. I'm packing his zin in solidarity. I was very conscious of if there was. was any side. All right. Al Pac is in solidarity with Billy. No, this is no. No, this is solidarity. Everyone is allowed to put something in their mouth except for Big Tee. All right. Do your

drugs. No, Big Tee, what are you what are you teed off about? This. Now, I want the real teed off. No, the real the real teed off is not as good as this. I'll be the judge of that. I mean, no, this is what I'm teed off about. What did I do wrong? Anyway, I went to a concert. They They played Dixieland Delight. Dixieland Delight is a song that mentions multiple times that it's about Tennessee. Alabama fans sing it because they're very stupid people. That's what I'm teed off about. That's fair. They co-opted it. That's how you feel about that is how I feel about West Virginia taking country roads. But that song at least says the words West Virginia. Dixieland Delight says rolling down a backwood Tennessee byway. And then on a Tennessee Saturday night. It says it multiple times that it's about the state of Tennessee. And they sing it at their football stadium. because they're not too bright. I think that if Tennessee beats Alabama in football, then Tennessee should get Dixieland light back. I mean, it's never left other than in their tiny brains, but...

What else is in that song? White-tailed buck deer, munching on clover, red-tailed hawk. It's a great song. A make a little lovin, a little turtle doven on a Mason-Dixon night. On the Mason-Dixon line. Oh, on the Mason-Dixon line. okay it's a good song well now counterpoint

big T I hate to do this to you what's the name of the band that sings that song so yeah that's if they were called Sweden would the song be about Sweden the name of the band is in fact Alabama if the song if it was by matchbox 20 does that make the song about matchboxes

that doesn't make sense but I could see how it could get joint custody if you're stupid if it's written by Alabama if you're dumb I'm just saying I'm playing devil's ad here. Aaron, can I get a ruling on this? I would have to hear the song. I don't. I've never heard the song. The song is about living in Tennessee. There's no debating that. They mentioned Tennessee,

as Big Tee says several times. The name of the band is Alabama. Is it okay for Alabama fans to have that be one of their songs? Like Alabama football fans. Does the Alabama group also make songs about living in Alabama at some point in time in their discography? I'm positive they have. So the Alabama fan base has co-opted this particular song

to be about Alabama people? They sing it at Alabama football games. I like when they put the stuff in the middle that they yell out. By the way, it is Mason-Dixon night. I've had that lyric wrong. Oh, okay, I see. I know that song

I think I think this is a joint custody thing I think they're well within their rights actually but but you don't think it makes it makes them seem stupid to sing a song that explicitly mentions it's about Tennessee not really and then in the midst of they're singing at scream fuck Auburn LSU in Tennessee too

actually that is a little hypocritical that is you're sorry in the middle of their screaming what they they during the lyrics they interject uh cheers into it one of which says fuck alburn lSU and tennessee too the song is about that that actually makes it now i don't think that they're stupid i think that they're actually witty they're doing it on purpose no they're not they're getting them way too much credit i'm kind with them now it makes a lot of sense so the band is named alabama and they wrote a song saying

fuck all the other SEC schools. That's what they have made it into. That's actually pretty witty. I like it. But you could do that with any song. But how many people, how many, it's a group named Alabama.

Imagine a famous group named Tennessee. And they made a song about living in Alabama. And you say, fuck Alabama in it. That would be lit. You know that'd be lit. You're biased right now, Big T. Come on, man.

No, it's, it makes you look dumb. No, it doesn't. not they they they're not saying it ironically or unironically not knowing that it's about tennessee oh yes they are they are they argue with you no they say it's not that see that's i would that's incorrect if well then why would they incorporate lyrics that say fuck other schools if they know it's not about that well that's just that there's lyrics they that's just because they don't like those schools but they they say because it's by alabama and says the word dixie they think that Dixie can only mean Alabama, which is a very odd thing.

They say Alabama. Nobody that thinks of that. I would, show me this. I'll find you, I'll find you tweets that people have tweeted me. They're like, Alabama is the heart of Dixie. Therefore, that can only mean Alabama. I think you're arguing with a niche population of people that say. Aryan, I promise you, this is the entirety of their fan base.

Nah. No, I think the majority of them saying it, uh, as a slight and they know what it's about and they're doing it like ironically. So did Alabama the band write this song knowing or did they somehow contribute to the alternate lyrics being sung of fuck Auburn and all those other all those other schools? Does the band have any hand in creating that popular sing-a-song-long part of the song? I don't believe so. It's just it sprung up from just the fan base.

That I think so, yeah. What about Sweet Home Alabama? are people from Jacksonville, Florida allowed to sing Sweet Home Alabama? Sure, but if... Because Leonard Skinner was from Jacksonville. If Florida or Tennessee or Georgia started singing that at football games,

that'd be pretty stupid. Where's the band in Alabama from? Fort Payne, Alabama. Okay. And their name is Alabama. I'll just making sure. I agree there, and I think it's joint custody. I think the way to resolve this is

if you beat Alabama, then that song's yours. It's like the Paul Bunyan Axe trophy. I searched Twitter. I searched Dixie Land Delight, Tennessee. I found a video over reporter in the streets of Tuscaloosa asking people if the song's about Tennessee or Alabama. I have not seen this video. Okay. Should we play it and see what and see what they say?

Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Send it to the group so I can watch this. I'll be hearing which I'll be hearing in the studio. Okay. Hang on. Aaron, are you hearing our mics right now? Are you hearing the computer input from across the room? How, how could I possibly distinguish that? Can you hear this? Can you hear this? Can you hear this? No. Okay. Billy, if I couldn't hear that one, why would I be doing it? So, Billy, the way to deal with areas, we'll talk shit about him like this.

He can't hear. He can only hear us. This is it. No, I can hear you whispering. ASMR or dozing. Wait, so if he can hear us whispering, he can hear us. He can hear us just, he can hear the fact that we're whispering right now. But it's like when you hear what you say.

It's like when Gary Brackett tackled him and was like, you're fucking with those white women. really pissed how did you it wasn't him it wasn't his so he can't hear you I told you I can hear you it was definitely

so he can't hear the microphones I couldn't hear you tap it on it but a lot of the times like Discord has this thing where it suppresses a lot of background noise so maybe that okay I sent the video

but I'm gonna play it all right yeah fire it up I don't know let me give me give me a countdown give me countdown three

two one Hey Alabama fans love the song Dixie Land of Life But I swear it's about the state of Tennessee We're gonna settle this once and for all And we're better to do it Than right on the strip in Tuscalo Let's go Do you know the song Dixieland Alight

Oh I love that song Is that Matt Dog? Of course You've heard of it right It's not like Mad Dog When somebody had Harry Styles on Sing a word How many times in the song

Is the word Tennessee mentioned Uh four times Rolling down a backwoods Tennessee Byway So it's about Alabama, right? The song is? The song is about Alabama cracked. But what about the Tennessee Byway part? Tennessee Byway, well...

One arm on the wheel. It's clearly about Tennessee. Those were Tennessee fans, I should. With the other. It's a Tennessee Saturday night. Your greatest tradition is singing about Tennessee. That's all I have to say. First of all, Tennessee Byway, that's a quote in line.

So it's like second line of the soul. Are they singing a song about Tennessee? Because they probably wish they were in Tennessee. Got a little jingle. It's not talking to that many Alabama fans. What about when it says on a Tennessee Saturday night? Roll tide. That's what you say after.

See, this is what you're dealing with. So in my opinion, there are great people on both sides. It sounds like Alabama just understands it's about Tennessee. They're like, fuck it. We're stealing your song anyways. Don't you hear you say, can anyone else help me? and it's so many times. I don't know.

I'm not sure about that. What's your favorite fan base besides Tennessee in the SEC? That's that I like don't, that I dislike the least. Yeah, but you can't say like Vanderbilt or Missouri. You have to have a school that. Auburn fans were pretty cool until they got good at basketball very recently and started acting like they've been like a perennial basketball power. They started liking their basketball team.

And that irritated you? Well, yeah, because they'd never cared before. And their success is built on a cheating coach who is only not at Tennessee because he cheats and lies. But Auburn fans, for the most part, are pretty cool. Who is this? Who is this? Bruce Pearl, he was Tennessee's head coach.

There will be no Bruce Pearl Slender. I know who Bruce Pearl. He was there when I was there. That's a guy, bro. Yeah. No, he's cool. He'll get you in trouble if you let him stick around long enough. Let's define

Cheating that's just getting caught. Let's define why he got in trouble at Tennessee because I think he had a barbecue. I think he had a barbecue and invited some of his players over. Well, it was recruits. Do you know who the recruit was actually? I know you know who this player is. He was a very infamous pesky white point guard.

He didn't go to Tennessee. Why would I know that? It just seems like a player that you, everyone knows who this player is. Aaron Kraft. Yes. Oh, was it really? It was Aaron Kraft. Okay.

Yeah, you described him perfectly. So he had Aaron Kraft over for a barbecue that he wasn't supposed to and then lied to the NCAA repeatedly about it. And that's what he should. Yeah, he kept his mouth shut. And that's what. Bruce Crow did nothing wrong. Fuck those bastards.

I'm a big fan of Georgia fans just because I like barking. Because sometimes I'm around them. They start barking. They would actually be 14th on my list. I mean, what excuse do you have in the modern world? Big T. He was a Georgia fan. Incorrect.

Come on, Big T. I know you want to do it. If I see a dog on a train and I bark at it. it that's dangerous but yeah Auburn isn't that bad that's the number one cause of death in New York City is barking at a dog that's not yours on a train

you were a Georgia fan though for some time I was not okay Missouri fans aren't bad because there aren't that many of them and they don't really like they're very you know what about that Georgia fan though that remember in the viral video this is maybe my favorite college football

fan of all the guy painted all white the guy painted he was explaining the body coats. He's like, first you get the waistcoat going and then you get the red, then you get the black and that's the dogs. Spurrier, oh, Spirier. You think visors are cool? Spurrier? That vizers are coming straight off.

Fucking love that guy. Is he still coaching? No, Spurrier's drunk on a golf course right now somewhere. He retired when I was in college, like 15. Maybe the worst college coach to go to the NFL. I mean, Sabin. Sabin? No, but he, He didn't he go seven and nine?

Wait, are you saying Urban Meyer? No, or worst in the NFL? Oh, worst in the NFL. Billy's right. Urban Meyer, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Urban Meyer, that's, he's one, one. But he didn't even survive a year, did he? No, he was fired. Urban got fired midseason last year. Spurrier, I think, made it through that first season. And then he was just like, you know what? I just, I don't really want to be doing this anymore.

I mean, they're very different jobs. I don't know, like, I don't know that many that have been very successful at both. You could say even Cliff Kingsbury wasn't a tremendously successful college head coach. No, he was. I mean, Pete Carroll is probably the best. Yeah. That's absolutely. I think Pete Carroll is the exception that proves the rule, though, because every other guy that's tried to do it. It just never works out because it's a totally different skill set. You get to be a warlord of your little college town when you're a college football coach. And then you get to the NFL and it's like all these guys are a lot of them are making more money than you. And you don't get to just lock them in a shed.

you can't do there's there's a CBA that's what I was going to say the the skills that make you a successful college coach I would almost argue would necessitate that you're a bad NFL coach yeah because nobody's going to take your shit like that I would actually think that the skills that make you a successful college coach would probably make you a disaster of an employee at almost every other walk of life besides being a college football coach yeah from my experience I feel like a lot of being what a college coach is is controlling populations of young men and just like

making sure 18 year olds don't act like 18 year olds and performs rigorous work schedules. I mean, Aaron probably can talk to it way more but I feel like that doesn't really bode too well in the NFL. Yeah,

they all think that they're in the military. Urban Meyer thought that he was in the military for sure. We took that tour of Ohio State's campus and they showed us like the weight room and all this stuff. Every single room had some sort of like military logo on it. In their weight room, there's a giant mural that said train like a United States soldier

on it. They had folded up American flags everywhere in that facility. I understand that like a lot of college football coaches, a lot of people want to respect the military and maybe they've got like some personal connections. But Urban Meyer literally thought that he was in the military. I think there's a lot of skill set that overlaps between warlords and college football coaches. A hundred percent. Yes.

I mean, nicer trucks. Yeah. But they're very similar. Every warlord has that same truck. They're like 1987 Toyota Tacoma or whatever came before the Tacoma. I mean, the best truck of all time is the Chevy Silverado in Chevy. But there's a lot of to be. They're anti-warlords.

Anti-warlords. That's why they don't let their trucks be used. But I mean, like, where do they call them? Um, no, they call them Toyota tanks. I would say that Nick Saban is probably as close to a war. warlord as we have in America. We're probably leaving some people out, but yeah, he's definitely up there. And he's a benevolent warlord for the most part.

I don't think he's ever killed anybody intentionally or maybe unintentionally. I should probably say that too because I have no evidence about his crimes against humanity. But yeah, there's definitely a lot of crossover there. Hmm. Hmm. Interesting. So Big T, anything else you're fired up about? No, that's it. Avery, Avery got the Bronco. We never really, we never really settled the, what's your take on the joint custody of the song? We watched that whole shit and then we just moved on.

Are you asking me or PFT? No, PFT. PFT. I already know your take. No, I say, I say joint custody. I think that it seems to me like it was written about Tennessee. That much is clear. The song is about Tennessee, but it was created by a band that stands Alabama so much.

that they named their entire band after the state. So the fact that they've been so much better than you guys recently and that the fan base of Alabama has just taken that song, that's kind of a power move on their part. So I think that that's what I'm saying. I awarded joint custody. So weekdays, it's property of Tennessee.

And then on Saturdays, on college football Saturdays, it belongs to Alabama until such time you beat Alabama. Songwriter Ronnie Rogers, who previously had hits with Ed Bruce, Dave Dudley, Tanya Tucker, and others recalled to country music

journalist Tom Rowland that the idea for Dixielandolite came to him when he was driving down Highway 11W a road in Rutledge, Tennessee. The song's first line rolling down to backwoods, Tennessee byway soon led to an image of the main character's other arm

wrapped around his girlfriend and with a long hard work we, but yeah, Rutledge, Tennessee. That's what the song's about. Rutledge, Tennessee. We all know that's in Granger County. I don't need to be telling you guys

that big t you already knew that uh it is actually in northeast tennessee near uh near a what the nearest prominent city would be knoxville it's actually yeah it's northeast of knoxville so it's way closer to kentucky it's actually it's closest to virginia i'd like virginia to make a run at dixieland alone yeah let's just let if alabama can use it then sure anybody who gives a show i think virginia has a stronger case to Dixie Land Delight, then, I mean, if you want to talk about Dixie, the capital of the Confederacy, what state was that in? It was Richmond, Virginia.

Is Richmond, Virginia. I feel like Virginia has some claim to Dixieland Delight. What? Seems problematic. Why? I mean, I don't think that the South is just defined by that. That's what Dixie means, though. Yeah, so why are we glorifying it?

We're not. I'm just saying facts. Problematic. I don't think it's problematic. I don't think this line of discussion is problem I do think that like obviously

referring to Dixie and like taking enormous pride in being Dixie that leads you down to a windy path at times but Dixielander like the song is what we're talking about who gets custody over the song

Dennis Rodman's going to Russia yes that's a good transition trying to get Bernie Griner out will he able to do it I'm going to go out on a limb and say no Hmm