Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - The Meeting Of Barstool’s Greatest Minds | EXTRADOSE

Episode Date: June 9, 2023

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what's up guys welcome back to extra dosing uh whenever the cats are away the mice will play and boy are we playing today uh here billy in the studio with uh ultimate avengers squad that i put together and i am so pumped for this extra dosing we have donnie in the studio what's up mad dog as always and mackenzie hello thank you guys for doing some extra work so we can have some extra fun and the newest extra dosing members. We got Jack Mack. You may know him from TikTok. He has, I think, the most views at the company. Number two. Number two behind Portnoy. Yeah. Well, respect the boss. Respect the boss. But, Donnie's right. Jack Mack, number two views at the company. That's an understatement content machine. We have Jake Malasek. He is a behind the scenes guy on the sports book. About to be Jersey Jerry's. About to be Jersey juries. Yeah. And we have travi you may know some of his work from the main page another guy who hides behind the stools and stars but it's one of the important cog you make it seem like that's a bad thing

no no i'm not i'm not saying but like just like some unknown guys who i think need a platform he's a behind the scenes guy he's not hiding behind i said that bad but uh we're riffing you may remember from travi's for the boys travi's for the boys yeah yes and all three of them will be sharing one Mike. Yeah. So you may not hear some of them a lot, but they are here. But yeah, I just, I'm feeling like platforming some people. So we're platforming.

A lot of de-platformers, I'm a platformer. So originally Mad Dog wanted to talk about a Christian family, which had a bunch of kids. And then the oldest boy just started molesting all the little girls. And I was like, that's, I don't really want to spend two hours talking about it. I'm going to make us do it. episode on it. Okay. It's really interesting. What was it exactly? What were they called again? The Duggers. Yeah. That's not the proper way to describe the Duggers. The Duggers is a lot more interesting than just somebody with a bunch of kids and then the Duggers are. The Duggers are

a national phenomenon. You could do a definite definitely an episode on it. Yeah. You've buried the lead. I've never heard somebody Dugger. Bary the lead on the Duggers like that in my life. How did you not know their name? Like yeah. Well, what? They, they had a bunch of kids. 18 kids and counting. 18 kids and counting. 19 not even the most like but the thing is like in historical context 18 kids is not that much it is it's a lot like there's a dude in i'm pretty sure the democratic republic of congo with like a hundred kids right no you are right if there's something that civilized countries don't do well is they get to a point where they don't they stop having as much kids yeah and then they like parts of the world start having a lot more kids and that's how parts of the world have a lot more population. Americans don't have as many kids as people in the Middle East for an example. The population of Europe is declining. The population of Japan is going way down.

Yeah. And then if you look at the Middle East, I mean, it's much more in the culture to have eight, nine, ten kids. Yeah. And they have more wives. Well, that is also another thing. That helps a lot. Yeah, let me look up this dude. Dude with most, I got a guy with, there's this guy with, there's this guy with

50 wives. Wait, but did you see the guy who was on a, he was on FaceTime or something and or maybe he's Instagram live and he said he has 25 baby mamas and then like 47 kids, I'll find him. But he's, uh, he was, he went viral recently. Yeah. And like, it is true that like a significant portion of the world's population is related to Genghis Khan.

Yeah. Just because like, I got first I thought that was a myth, but no, I'm pretty sure that's, that's, Real shit. It wasn't the Democratic Republic of Congo. It was Uganda. Ugandan man with 102 children, 12 wives admit he has been irresponsible. Well, in like Uganda, it's illegal to be gay. Yeah.

They're all in a contest. You can be. Yeah. They're like, yeah, I'm clearly not gay. I have 102 reasons why I'm not gay. Yes. There was a, I saw a video of, wait, I sent it to my friend. And it was in, yeah, Uganda.

Did you see the 100 students who they went out after the parliament? Yeah, they went to thank the House and President for signing the Anti-Homosexual Act. And the 100 college students came and started chanting, we don't want your pro-gay money. We want and love our country more than money. Yeah. I think there's been a bunch of a country.

Wait, so they were protesting. in support of the anti- homosexual bill? Yeah, I should have said protests. They just came in. They were just in support. They were hyping up. They were, yeah, normally it's- They were dancing like college kids like are at the forefront of gay rights.

Not in Uganda. They were. They're rallying. It was, it was an anti-gay rally. No, there's a bunch of countries. I think,

I think this is China because basically there's this, uh, this movement amongst a lot of these countries that have been taking U.S. aid that are like, the U.S. is just paying us to pass pro-LGB laws. But, like, China just gives us the money and builds us roads. It doesn't ask us to change our lifestyle. That whole juxtaposition, you know, the bipolar world is now, you know,

U.S. values versus China. And China's just, like, building roads. China's just like, we're going to build a port in your country, and we have full control of that port. Like, it's pretty much a part of China. Yeah. And now it's China's world, China's world. Yeah.

They start with the roads. They're not going to impose their values on you. Yeah. I'm sure the ultimate plan would be, right? But that, uh, that, uh, you know, line of thinking and sort of, uh, I, I almost want to say it's like a disinformation campaign that the Chinese are paying in certain countries to get them to be more sympathetic to China than the U.S. by saying like, oh, you know, the U.S. is just paying you to, you know, make, you know, make

your kids gay type thing. But in reality, the Chinese are trying to like, you know, expand their sphere of influence. Who pushes that narrative a lot too? Yeah. Yeah. So that's that's the playbook for them to be like to try to sway countries to be more sympathetic to China than the U.S. But like the U.S. does invest in infrastructure. The difference is that they pay, you know, local companies to build the stuff instead the Chinese bring all their engineers and all their, you know, labor to build it. And then, you know, the countries don't actually benefit from, you know, the jobs. They get the ports. They get the roads, but they don't get like the experience, the, you know, the salaries paid to the local population.

China has like their own towns in Africa with their own security forces and stuff. Yeah. Damn, I ain't know that. Yeah, it's crazy. I was reading this whole article about how because China is so populated, a lot of young people are moving. and you know colonizing basically different parts of the world that they're setting up you know

that there's different types of work projects so there's like a lot of like Chinese settlements Is it because China there's so much because it's such a huge land plot but is there so much parts of the land that are inhabitable? Yeah the whole like the Xinjiang area and Tibet

is not as like farmable at least. It's kind of desert, right? It's in Mongolia. Yeah, they also have the Gobi desert that like goes towards Mongolia, I think. Mongolia, 98% or something lives, population lives in a very small. Oh, yeah. Mongolia is the least densely populated place on Earth. Yeah, it's the entire population. Mongolia, pretty big country. Yeah. It's like very small. And it's, I guess maybe the inhabitable aspect. Yeah, yeah. Mongolia is just like a sea of fields. You can see. Yeah. Back in the day, they were just the toughest fucking people on earth. They still are.

Yeah. Now they just don't. They used to, when they were like riding their horse through the desert, they would drink the horse's blood because that would hydrate them. Jesus. They would just nick a little like cut in its neck and then suck out the blood for water. That is metal as fuck. Did you see the guy on Twitter talking about, like you shouldn't wear glasses because, like outside? Because it burns your retinas?

No, no. because if you wear glasses it will make your eyes worse sunglasses or eyeglasses in general just none and and then he got community noted his name's sold it went viral this guy is awesome wearing glasses is like wearing train training wheels so you're what no I'm no I like this line of thinking yeah no yeah you get softer if you wear glasses and he says over time your eyes become weaker because they have to work less vision gets even worse you can improve your vision through various natural methods don't think you have to rely on glasses context forever this got 2.1 million views um if you stared or then he continues on but um yeah he's

natural vision movement he's pushing so i'd agree with him but these these baby blues don't tolerate the bright lights too well i didn't wear i've been worse on glasses in two years and i'm almost a hundred percent um no i'm almost a hundred percent i'm almost a hundred I used to wear sunglasses all the time. I don't wear them anymore. And I'm perfect in the sun these days. That's so bad for your eyes, though I feel. I feel like it is, like, I like, I like wearing sunglasses because it hurts my eyes if I don't.

No, but you get used to it. You're weak. I could have, I know, I am weak. I told it, but then you can't be cool. That's also true. What do you think about Andrew Huberman? Like he's a sciop? I think Andrew Huberman does have some great, like, his, his philosophy towards

health and mental health, I think is way healthier. He could be a side off though. But what do you think his angle is? I'm not sure. That's why I was just like putting it out there. I think he's definitely and like his views on health are antithetical to like the insurance based health system we have. Because like he's like you get healthy. Like he's not all about these like just treat the symptoms and just bandaid everything. He's like about functional medicine like you know, get healthy like lift like vitamin D yeah well his big thing is like you wake up so he's like Joe

Rogan yeah yeah he's got big after going on Joe Rogan his podcast is massive I take 10,000 I use of vitamin D every day and turns out that's way too much but I think you just go outside no no because I think it helps like I don't know I just feel like it makes my brain better it just why don't you go outside though I go outside too but then you don't get the sun in your retinas because you were wearing eyeglasses no no I don't always wear eyeglasses I'm only wearing eyeglasses like, you know, when I go to the beach or something. Like, I'm not wearing them every day. I'm, I want to start the anti-songlasses movement, but I'm over them.

Seems like a jab at me. Well, that's, there are purposes for them, but I'm, I'm going anti-like. Yeah, I mean, like, I've obviously been known to wear shades a lot. But the only time that my, that my eyes have actually, like, hurt from not wearing shades was when I was doing the trek up to Everest base camp just because it's so white and the sun is just so glaring right there so like everywhere you look

it's just reflecting back into your eyes other than that it's like I'm cool with some sun in my eyes but I'm trying to avoid you know crow's feet frow lines you know what I'm saying that's another thing but yeah you know what I'm saying

a mouse like you already have some that was wild that's not from like sunny exposure though. That's just from smiling. He's just a happy guy. Malasek just looked at me weird and furrowed his brow and I was like, oh my God. You being like, I don't want to go in the sun to avoid crow's feet is not that doesn't make any sense. No, just because like, I don't know, I'm always squinting

like George Bush when I'm not wearing sunglasses. I feel like a squint doesn't really cause crow's feet as much as a smile. Like a furrow. Crow's feet is the wrong word. Just like wrinkles. What's the crow's feet? What's Crowsby are in the corner of your eye corners here. Do I have them? When you smile a bunch, like old women and old men, I guess, have Crowsby because their skin is so old. Yeah. Using it so much as they wrinkle.

Do I have them? No. But don't people, like, not want to react because they don't want the wrinkles on their forehead? That's what Botox turns out makes you socially awkward because you can't tell people, like, they'll react to you well because they can't tell your facial expressions. Yeah. I had a friend who was a plastic surgeon and he came over to my house with one of his buddies and it was clear that this guy had just been pumping him full of Botox for the last like two years. There was a guy. He even offered it to me. He's like if you ever want it, like just I'll come over and shoot you up. There was a guy that I rather just get old. There was a guy that did the Golden Knights NHL. It started the game. You know how they did the guy before it. He's some star. but his face legit was it wouldn't move it wouldn't move

frozen he like he's like cranking this like horn prior to the game and it's like he's clearly smiling but like there's no movement in the cheeks or the eyes it's just like he's just going like a normal person would but yeah malicek so you are the goalie for the Czech Republic's lacrosse team yep yeah now did you play in the world lacrosse championship that was in Denver Colorado? No, so that was 2014. I was 15 years old. So then I interned, I was

an employee actually for the 2018 World Games in Israel. Yeah. So I met the check coaches there. Introduced myself said I play goalie. So I got a call for the 2019 European championships play goalie for them came in third.

And then I've been playing with them ever since. So sweet. I'm leaving next Sunday to go to San Diego to play. Oh, let's go. What's the lineup of games? Who are you playing out there? We've got four games in pool play. We're in Pool C. So Pool C is us, Puerto Rico, Israel, Philippines, and Sweden. So we have to win, I think, three games to make it out of the pool. Israel's pretty dirty because it's just a bunch of Jewish guys from Long Island. Yeah, basically. Israel. So the way I've practiced in the mornings in the city, because it's like kind of the only time we can use

like turf in the mornings. And a bunch of the Israel guys live here and play. The process of getting a passport to be Israeli is the easiest thing I've ever heard in my life. Yeah. Well, as long as you're Jewish, they'll just give you one. You just got to go there and like make your Aliyah and then they'll just hand you a passport. It's crazy. So their team is good and then Puerto Rico's really good. I'm personally friends with the goalie for Team China. And I don't know if they still compete, but 2014 was the first time they competed. And like two of my

friends helped like coach this team, train these Chinese kids how to play the cross. and then this one dude who actually was Chinese, but he went to high school in the U.S. His name was Don, too, big smoker and drinker. He, like, played lax in high school, so became their goalie. And they were really trying to blow up lacrosse out there. But I don't, like, do you know if they're competing in San Diego?

So I'm looking at the pools. So Hong Kong has a team. I don't see China as the country going. Damn. COVID hit them home. hard. Yeah. I remember them. I know Japan is really good. Yes. They've got really into it. Yeah. Actually, when I went to Japan, I would just see Japanese kids with lacrosse sticks in their back. They're really pushing lacrosse to Japan. Like the PLL goes over there and they do like some camps and stuff like that.

They have like lacrosse bars in Japan. So that country is one of those that's like emerging as a big lacrosse country. I think they even beat Israel last time around. No way. Are they so are the players Japanese or American X? I think it's primarily like Japanese people. Wow. Which is crazy. Like they I think it's a rule you need to have at least like at least a one Japanese grandparent or something like that in order to play for the team. So the requirements for these teams is it's 23 guys in a roster. You get four non-passport holder spots. Okay. So the way, like I have a passport to check.

So like my dad got me when I was like 15 or something like that. So I don't count as an extra. Like I count as a citizen. We have two guys that are not passport holders on the team. Basically the I looked up all the rules and regulations for what it is. to try and like recruit people and it's actually harder to get people to come out as check as than you think it is um but the rules are like you have to have a parent step parent or a grandparent that's from that country okay uh and they have to hold the passport okay um you have to either live

in that country for two of the past five years or you have to be married to somebody from that country so it's there is like certain rules and regulations uh i don't know exactly like Puerto Rico I looked at their roster yesterday I was curious is they're our first game like every one of those guys played division one lacrosse so i'm curious how many of those guys are like super puerto rican but uh the the website sounds like you don't think they are right well i would love to see all the documentation from team porto rico but um we want to see the doc yeah yeah i want to see the doctor birthday puberty with the i am tvs i am porto rican is what it looks like um that's huh so i mean i guess puerto rico territory of the united states i guess if you're an american

citizen and went to Puerto Rico once? I don't really get how you can be like... Or if you're like Logan Paul and just living there as a tax haven't. So like I know a bunch of guys from Syracuse are on the team and like I can't imagine these guys are like super poor not to like throw shots or anything, but like I'm curious how Puerto Rican lelby's guys are. A couple of guys from Albany. Like one of the guys, I went to a D3 school for a year, my freshman year and like a guy we

played whose name is not Puerto Rican. I know this guy, Bates. Oh, yeah. How many Puerto Ricans go to Bates? You know what I mean? Like that kind of stuff. Bates is a pretty wild. That part of Maine is actually pretty wild.

Oh my God. I mean, that's so out there, Maine. Yeah, but turns out there's like a, like, I have a buddy who went to Bates who told me the story about a dude, a dude was letting loose an AK in the middle of town in that part of Maine. Like, you're just trying to shoot people or just like shooting in the air? Did you see the video of the guy in France with the knife going around the, like a, yeah, I, yeah. I didn't see it.

I read about it and all I read was Andrew Tate tweeted and he was like, all these French dudes or pussies. They didn't do anything. It was very interesting. Like this guy was running around the knife and then like people were just going. It was very, I mean, I don't know what I would do, but there was a person just going on their daily morning run just ran right past it. And there was a guy with a knife trying to kill a kid. Yeah. Jesus.

So, Jake, do you have any beef with Slovakia? Not really. I mean... Do they have a lacrosse team? I don't think they're going. Do you imagine if the check... Do you think we should bring back Czechoslovakia? So I've asked my dad about it.

And like, there's no real, like, like, the beef the Czechs have is with the Russians. Yeah. And that's the majority of Eastern Europe hates the Russians. and like I've been brought up my whole life being like we hate the Russians like if you ever bring a Russian girl home like it's so like you're disowned like no Russians allowed in my house and then the Turks I guess is also a separate a separate thing that checks for some reason hate the Turks okay like a good Turk is a dead Turk is one of the slogans I was taught when I was younger and they uh you go to Prague and like the castles have Turkish people as doorknobs with like a bird pecking their forehead like they don't like those two groups of people are not yeah meshing well with the The Ottoman Empire does have some skeletons in the closet Yeah A couple

But I think the farthest they made it Into Europe was Vienna Like I don't know That's pretty far That is pretty far So did they Have to pass through Czechoslovakia

Yeah Like on the way to Vienna I'm sure And also like They probably fought them Yeah The Sudeten land was the first annexation right

And that's the Czech Republic So like There's been The Czech Republic's been The center cause Of a lot of Controversy I mean the Serbs

It's all it goes It's all the Serbs fault, you know, at the end of the day. But yeah, I don't know. The Czechs and Slovaks, like, they don't love each other, but, like, they speak similar languages and they, you know, no, my, my great, is my grandmother's, uh, Serbian and the joke is like, Serbians hold grudges, and that's what caused World War I, World War II. And then all the wars, terribly grudges.

All the wars in the 90s, too. Yeah, yeah. So, like, it's all the Serbs fault. The Balkans isn't a big place, but all those countries hate each other. Serbs love Russia from. Yes. Yeah, they are friends of Russians. Their flag is, looks like the Russian flag and like they like have rallies for Russia.

Yeah, Slav pride. Yeah. Because they're both Slavic people. Yeah. But yeah, I'm seeing that Czech Republic or whatever it was called back then did fight a lot of wars against the Ottomans back in the day. Yeah. Ottomans also OG genociders, Armenians. Yeah.

People forget. World War I. Yeah. Are you drinking a warm beer? I did I cracked one Fuck it I'm gonna drink

It's very bad I know I mean Coors light is the best Oh yeah no It's incredible Just it's It's so amazing

The mountains are not blue Yeah Yeah But yeah The Serbs Always causing problems Russians do so I mean the checks are in a bad spot

In Europe Yeah They're just in the middle Which is never where you want to be Oh I mean Shout out the checks they invented the light of the golden beer you want to talk about beer consumption i've never i was in prague 2019 i've never seen anything like this in my life first of all beer is like

the equivalent of like 75 cents in american dollars wow you go to a bar and they just have beer like there's no like oh like what kind of beer do you want you just ask for a pvo and they just give it to you yeah it's the beer they have it's these guys it's like water to these guys my favorite beer is cores light but have any of you ever tried checkvar i have which is the OG blood wise yeah yeah I don't think I ever have yeah so like beer should just all be like really dark brown and black and like Czech Republic invented the golden beer yeah no it's great and it's the best I ever had like it's really I've never had a beer in America that's better than anything well Adolf Coors made the best beer he I think he he's a Adolf course was from

southern was he did yeah I think that Adolf yeah and so I thought you said out of of light beer. No, no, Adolf Coors. He brought that over and made the ultimate beer. Right. Coors Light. He was probably one of the last guys named Adolf. Yeah.

That must have been a tough way. It went out of style. Is there any other name in like the history of the world that's been like, ah, it's 1959. Yeah, I wonder if like even in Germany, I assume that used to be like Germany in Austria, that used to be a semi-common name. But nowadays, it's just no one named it. But Kevin,

the name Kevin in Germany, you heard about this? Yes. So, like, post, like, Kevin is considered, like, an exotic name in Germany. So, like, a bunch of people named their kid Kevin, but now Kevin's like American Chad or Kyle.

Yeah. It's like the equivalent of like, oh, fucking crazy Kevin. Like, Kevin Shugs Monster and punches the drywall in German. It's like a term to use. It's a bunch of dudes running around Germany in Germany. Yeah.

Kevin is a. is actually like a term there. Yeah, that's wild because like Kevin's just so average. The name is actually Kevin. It's not like a. No, no. It's like Kevin rose off like.

Oh, and it's actually, yeah, it's an indicator of a low social class. So I mean, I don't want to compare it to this, but you know like in the U.S. when you hear just a really weird name. I think I know what you're saying. Sometimes people make the assumption.

That you're poor, yeah. Yeah. I know what you're talking about. You know, I'm with you. Like when Frank the tank's infamous Uber driver. Oh. Like he'sher or something? Laquisha.

Oh. I was thinking more like Dale sometimes. Dale does sound like redneck. Yeah, that sounds redneck. But it's so funny because I have a cousin named Dale. The chick with social guy. That is true. Travis said that social

We need more mics Gunther Or like Are people still name that? Leroy There's a quarterback at Oklahoma State this year's The son of the coach

His name is Gunner That's pretty that's pretty sick And it's also sick for Be a quarterback called Gunner Yeah There's a quarterback at Ithaca His name is Wolfgang That's pretty good

That's German, right? Yeah I'm over the Nordic countries How come? Let's, come on, tell us why. It's just like, everyone's like, oh, Nordic country's this, Nord countries that, yeah. The populations are incredibly homogenous.

And, yeah, if every country was like that, it could be possible. I will say I did have find some. I had some disrespect for the Finnish Army, but I was just very wrong on that. And I did some research on the Finland Finnish Army. I got to say, like, talk about some killers. Finish? That's the sniper guy, right?

Yeah, yeah. Yep. Also, they've had to fight the Russians a lot. That's why, and that just showed my ignorance when I said it on Twitter. But, man, I watched some documentaries, read some articles on them, Finnish Army because the player on the Utah Jazz, Lori Markinen, is leaving, he's going to still be on the team and whatnot, but he's going to do his duty for like six months or so, I think for Finland because he wants to stay in the military.

So Finland technically isn't Scandinavian. Yes. Oh, it's not? no it's it's uh denmark norway sweden are scandinavian yeah but finland would still be a nordic country it would be a nordic country but finland uh finland's language culture is the closest uh to hungry out of any other country know a lot of people think not a lot of people but there is a theory that finland doesn't exist yeah yeah i'm sure you guys have gotten into that that's a very uh common quote unquote conspiracy well it's it's all russia cold war i mean yeah they they gave the

Was Finland part of the USSR? I don't believe it was. Yeah, because I don't think it was. But they had to fight some wars to... The winter war. The winter war was... That's when everybody was on like skis and shooting and shit. And doing meth.

Ah, yeah, sure. History, yeah. Finland was a constituent part of the Swedish empire. It had his... Okay, yeah, it wasn't. So, yeah. You know what's wild about the Nordic countries? pretty much just any of the countries that have a border with the Arctic Ocean.

Like as the ocean's warm, that ocean is going to be ice free for longer and longer. And like it's going to be... It's going to pop off. Yeah, it is going to pop off. So for like two months of the year now or maybe long... Yeah, I think it's two months. You can take boats over the top of Russia. Yeah.

Which like no one thinks of. So you could go from literally the UK to China not by going through the Suez Canal, but just by going over Russia. Russia. Yeah, and like Siberian parts of it. Yeah, just you go, you go over, over this. There's going to be some serious, there's going to be some serious shipping lanes that open up over there for global warming.

You've been, how many countries have you been to? I don't know for sure. I get asked that a lot. Because Trivi's actually been to a lot. Oh, let's go, Travi. I get, perfect segue. Name all the ones that I've, I've been Canada, Australia, England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, Switzerland, Austria, France, Netherlands,

Belgium, and then the Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico. Australia? Yeah, I said Australia. Now, do you think it's bad that just because you have a southern accent, I like assumed you hadn't been doing it? Well, yeah, I mean, that's most assumption that most of the my friends that, if they go anywhere, it's usually to like the Bahamas or something like that or like Mexico. It's like we're going to Cancun.

but like I was I was in an ambassador program growing up and it was like for college credit doing stuff over there and from grades from sixth grade to 10th grade I went on these trips over the summer and we would go for like some trips would be 12 days and then the longest one that I was on was 21 days through like parts of Europe and then ended in England. Oh sweet. Yeah. But you brought up the shipping lanes and stuff that popped up. I saw on like YouTube that the Alaskan airport that we have up there's like the third most important airport in the world because of at least back in the day they would have the amount of stuff that they could ship now they like over like overfill the plane basically with just like three or four people on the plane to get the most possible so when anything's coming from

Japan, China, Eastern Europe to Alaska it can stop there for refuel instead of taking a different route but then also with the like ice on freezing and stuff that that top like what you said like being able to go instead of going through the suaz canal is now like makes that airport even more valuable because like no one's claimed that up there and like who's going to do it is we'll be the problem yeah i mean so russia like you know the russians have been like sort of cheering on global warming because it turns a lot of their desolate tundra yeah into viable living space but the thing is they don't they're having population collapse and a lot of people talk about how they could have only invaded ukraine now because if they try to do it in 10 years or 20 years

they wouldn't have the population to do it um but in the same way they're going to have all this like land that opens up and you know thaws out that could possibly be farmlands new cities and stuff and new shipping ports but they don't have the population to fill in those gaps So, like, they're literally stealing Ukrainian children trying to, like, supplement their own population, which is insane. I mean. And they're trying to claim the Arctic Ocean is, like, theirs. Like, they want to call it the Russian Sea or something. The Russian Ocean.

I mean, but, I mean, with their population collapse, they're not going to be able to hold, defend that whole area unless they kidnap enough Ukrainians. Yeah. but not funny but uh i don't think that was funny at all but like

they're literally stealing children from ukraine right now it's wild i didn't i didn't i mean war does suck it's like uh but it's one thing to it's one thing to you know take over a country it's another thing to literally steal children

what do you think happens when you take over a country but like i don't know if there's that many instances of invading army I guess like making them enlist in their own back in the day for sure

Yeah like that's yours now I mean that's the foundation It's awful But yeah Like a lot of when you take over Yeah unfortunately yeah But in like World War II Were we stealing kids?

America didn't invade Like when we took over Japan And we were just occupying it We didn't like take children Back to the US Well we just Bomb them Yeah

Yeah But that's why I mean, those are two awful options, but That's why Putin's been designated A war criminal officially Under the Hague Oh, it wasn't funny in the Vegas Knights game, the guy named

Hague was trying to draw penalties For fighting and he was just getting Letting people rock his shit He was just like, I had a tweet Brewing, but then the moment passed I was like, it would be the Hague trying to point out war crimes On the ice.

Yeah. It didn't get there. It was a work and process. That's good. It's almost like it reminds me of when it's the one of my favorite things about the World Cup or the Olympics is the tweets. If there's a country that beats another country, you can make jokes about it from a historical con or just this team beat this team or whatever. When that was USA England soccer like the entire week. The best tie since Bunker Hill. Yeah, there you go. Exactly. Tweet like that. It's just you can really make, you're probably

much better at that than somebody like me which i can look at and be like oh i get what that means but i couldn't have thought of of it myself unfortunately i mean the thing is the king is pfd commenter he is you know yeah well yeah his brain needs to be studied because he just does it so effortlessly it's like fascinating no i mean you one of the smartest guys i've ever met without a doubt you're up there bill huh one of the smartest guys oh thank you appreciate you

there's a lot of smart people in here yeah yeah Billy can you name anyone who's currently in the hog in the hay

is it the hog or the hague the hague I think it's the hayg okay who is like in the last person the hay prison the last person I remember is that actually

speaking of the Balkans was that Serbian dude who who drank poison and killed himself he has an awesome name yeah it's like can you recall it

fuck it's like I just know he he just like looked like a war criminal he did he looked he looked I have a great topic who's uh Slobodan Slobodan Milosevic yeah Slobodadon

Milosevic I can't I don't know if you guys are talking about I mean the entire baby gronk saga is made for macrodosing we talked about it a little yesterday okay sorry sorry it's so bad it's sad Baby Gras baby Gron

has had Livy Dun stripped from him though No. I know. He just got an offer. No, no. That offer's been long. I was messaged about that offer and said, can you please report on baby gronking offered by Arizona about two months ago? So now the athletic is running with it.

Is he actually, are they actually offering this kid? Let me. I'll show you the proof of the video. I feel like it's one of those like fake. I mean, Lane Kiffin offered a 14 year old and that guy ended up being Sills. he ended up being a wide receiver Yeah is he on the Who's he playing for now?

Why am I blanking? Verbal, it says verbal commitment Yeah, verbal offer claims The dad claims he got a verbal offer Here's the proof of Okay, so here I can share it if you guys want to put it in But Baby Grong's dad

After he infiltrated me With a billion photos of his son And Libby Don on April 11th At 116 a.m. He sent me a message, bro, would Barstle Sports post the Arizona offer? As if I knew that

he was offered being Rob Gronk former school and I just responded nah. And then he said here's the proof. And this is how we got the offer. So that's his parents that you think? Yeah. Yeah. So Baby Grong reached out

to I think a wide receivers coach at Arizona. What's going on? Big Dog. This is the dad or the kid? The dad. And then the guy responded, chilling, what to do, baby Gronk? And said, man, we really trying to get baby Gronk a little verbal to Arizona. A little verbal.

That sounds like, and then that sounds like a blowjob. No, that should be like, yo, girl, can you give me some verbal? And then this guy, Arnold Curtis, could you look this up? Look up with a Z, not an ass. Arnold Curtis? Kurt is Kurt No with a Z

Look up Arizona I want to see what this guy's actual Was okay so I'm looking I can't find this guy Yeah I don't see He doesn't Kurtaz 99 Oh no no

Armand Curtis my bad Oh Armand This guy doesn't exist Okay I found him Ball Hawk 8 Assistant Director of Recruiting All right so he's messaging The Assistant Director of Recruiting

And says man We're trying to get baby gronk a little verbal to Arizona this guy responds goes bet bet let me see what I can do and then baby gronk responds thank you is that the verbal and then baby gronk gets another message from arm arm and says bet just want just talk to the tight ends coach jordan powpow uh he said let's offer him he has an offer from the university of arizona tag me and jordan powpow please so that's how we got the offer oh my god Jesus Christ

Rizzed up a QB coach He's risen Yeah he's risen of everyone CB coach If Livy Dunn and Baby Ronk had any relations That's a crime And Livy Dunn should be in prison

Just saying Yeah no no no That's not Let's not blame Livy No Livy is a cog in the machine Yeah She is the machine Poor girl

Be a poor girl Like I mean the dad If anybody it's the dad Yeah The dad is exploiting children. Including Livy Duff. Including Livy Duff. Well, she's not underage, but she's under 21. Yeah.

Yeah. She's, what, like 19, 20? 20. By the way, should you guys exploit your children? You would. You'd be like, if I have a child, they're going on my TikTok. Like, I just love. What is exploiting children? I don't know, because

I love watching babies on my TikTok. Like, I think it's so fun. No, I have a line. I think that. If your kid appears in your TikTok, it might be okay, but if you create a TikTok just No, yeah, I would never do that. If you're, like, filming them. Travis, speak to the mic.

I got him. If you're, like, you're, like, filming them and then, like, they just, like, drop something or, like, they, like, fall. Like, I think that's fine. That's the sort of thing. It's natural. More than, like, you're getting them to, like, all right, stand right here. Yeah, the baby grong thing is a little too far.

Yeah. That's almost like, he's, at least the first, like, athlete I've seen, or at least parents that try to do that or at least have gotten big from it. But it seems like toddlers and tiaras type. Yeah. like that script that they're running but just now like sports being social viral like stuff like that

but what about like Ryan's world is that exploiting who opens the toys he's fighting Floyd Mayweather yeah he's fighting Floyd Mayweather July 25th on pay per view YouTube by the way really quick just because Donnie doesn't have to drink warm

beer do these interns like can we like get them to do shit or they like got jobs well all the interns do have jobs. I'm going to, I have to go to the bathroom and I can pick up some beers on the way.

Could you tell them to bring us beers? Well, I would just get them. Or fill the cooler again. Yeah. Phil the cooler again? I used to have... I'm pre-gaming the gay bash.

I'm also pre-gaming the gay bash. Yeah. I will not be going. I... Now, is that just because you are anti-pat or anti-gays? No, I just have my foot really hurts.

And I think the last time i feel on it but i'm just uh phrasing it as me just being anti-gay okay yes i'm i'm pro pat pro joey pro-gay i'm pro pat i know we go back and forth but i actually i like pat like like i consider him a friend yeah joey i don't know as well but pat and i we have our like back and forths but i i i like pat i want to be honest the gays party i've said this before i mean that's been known yeah that's not like breaking news the other the other day like we were on the show and i was like yo dude like gay dudes booze and everyone's like oh

you're making generalizations I was like no dude they booze dude I went until you know he realized they take drugs too isn't a while the gays they may they not they do the same things as us no no like they party and they're always like so rich because I guess

just like men are paid higher than women so it's like no kids yes that's why no kids it's not because men are paid they're childless couples yeah I mean it was some some gay couples have kids I'm sure a lot eventually do but yeah percentage wise it's a lot fewer

yeah but for a while they're just raging yeah there's not as many like it's also when they have kids it's incredibly intentional yeah because you have to like there's no accidental adoption yes like I feel like if Portnoy had two or three kids

he wouldn't be gambling as much right I think but because you know he can throw 100k in a game because he's like have you guys heard of dinks dual income no kids yeah double income no kids

I want to be a dink someday some people are hit me that's the devil talking yeah that is a good but you're allowed a couple dink years well yeah I get that everyone should have kids

is that what you're saying no but this is what we're talking about yeah we what we talked about the first thing we talked about in here nobody's having kids anymore because it's like oh like they send out the stories that everyone sees

woman at 108 I quote tweeted this other woman I want 1008 says the key to living a long life is to not have any kids. Well, yeah, like, congrats on dying alone. There's a lot of anti-children rhetoric. Oh, it's everywhere. It's crazy.

But that's also fine. I thought people without kids like live shorter lives. They probably. I mean, this is one woman's anecdote. You are, McKenzie is of course right. It is fine to not. But it's like I feel like in America

unnatural. There's more I just fucking hate Jake Well that is true You are betting against your bio your prime Your prime reason of being alive Is to have children appropriate Like that's the entire point of being alive Shut the fuck up

There's one purpose in the human life And it's to have children And have them like pass on your jeans Look good because I just think Everyone's purpose is to have fun Yeah Seriously? That's why we exist

It's to do that again No you mean men and women Yeah Oh yeah Okay I thought you're just No no no women's Women have women No

No, that'd be bad. That'd be really bad. Okay. As human beings, you phrase that more as women. As human beings, we are here to pass on our genes to the next generation. I'll double down on your, if you, if you think that, like, you don't want to have kids, you're betting against your biology. Correct. What do you mean betting against it?

Your biology is, like, I believe fully that you are, like Jake said, and then you live longer. You're more, you'll have the ability to be more happy. you'll have more purpose in life and create a better society if you have kids and that's for men and woman like it should be in an initiative now maybe there are people that

like win betting against their biology but they are probably outliers I think the real thing is that especially about not that we all you know to malicex point that's not our only purpose but I do think people who live their life for others

get greater meaning out of life than if they're just living for themselves. And that's attainable without having children. Okay. I was going to say, I think that's a better way. Oh, yeah.

I'm like, there's definitely people that, that's not like they should be. No, it's a soulless existence to not have children in this world. But you're selfish. You're just living like for you. No,

but there's people who can't have children and, you know, that's. No, no, no, by choice. If you choose not to have kids and you can, you're an asshole.

And, well, there are also some people, they're like, oh, I have 10 nieces and nephews. So like, you know,

I take care of them a lot, spend time with them, and I get my kid fixed there, so I don't need kids to my own. So, yeah. It's lame. So they found, no, if you physically can't have children, fine. But like, if you can and you choose not to, lame. No, but the thing is, there's, it's actually really beautiful. They found the Neanderthal.

And they say the first sign of, I don't know, I want to, I think the first sign of civilization is finding, uh, humanoid's. with a healed broken femur because that means that for the months that that person couldn't walk others took care of them and they found a neanderthal and that was like the first sign of i want to say intelligent life or like it's the first sign of like community community yeah that like if community because they they took care of this like at the time useless individual with a broken femur and like kept it and I kept feeding and kept helping this individual until they were healed and that's like the first sign of like you know humanity almost and like yeah because in most animal communities if you're hurt then you're just like they leave you to die if a chimp you know breaks its femur like I've been watching chimp empire amazing documentary just like shows you so much about humans like because we're all just we're all just in the inside we're all just like way too

intelligent apes that just deal with different problems but like at the chimp level you can learn so much and like you know chimps lose their arms and like they're they're living through life like getting through but like once there's a chimp with like a debilitating injury where it's like that's it they're just like sorry dude like if you can't run with us like that's that that was also how they used to approach before modern medicine uh like having kids like there was a lot uh a lot of people and I'm sure this is throughout a lot of writing, they would have 10 kids, only six were to survive. But that was almost like, if you wanted to have six kids,

you should probably have 10 because there's going to be a few that don't survive. I think even more, yeah. Yeah, even more, especially with poorer families because it was, you know, there's so much, especially when you're younger, you get so much more susceptible to those diseases when you're living on top of each other, especially in cities. A great museum in New York that I went to recently was the city of New York Museum, which goes,

up in the museum district or museum mile I think it's called and it goes through New York City from legit the start to where we are now I thought it got a little bit like off topic later in the

What were they talking about? Well in the beginning it was about all the history then it got into like a little bit too much I thought it was a little it turned into like a woke museum from the beginning it was from 1400 to

I would say pretty much 1995, 2000 it was some really good information a lot of revisionist history specifically with COVID but you know we got really fucked out of the whole history thing

you know of Earth the Dutch the Dutch were everywhere but like we don't consider them a superpower by any means all right well not anymore but at one point they were probably considered outside of

Netherlands who else speaks Dutch So, yeah, not a lot now, but yeah, they used to control Indonesia. Yeah. That was all Dutch. Coffee. They controlled New York. Like, they used to control the best parts of the U.S. Because when the pilgrims set off on their journey to find the U.S., they were trying to find the Hudson River.

Because they heard it was like a great place to settle. But they were just way off course and it was too late in the winter. They're like, we're going to have to settle in fucking Plymouth, Massachusetts. But then. They became assholes. The Dutch finally found it And like this part of the East Coast is by far the best So they technically owned from Delaware

Up to Connecticut or something like that And you have the Hudson River You've got Yeah Why do they just keep getting cucked by the British? Do you think they speak Dutch and Curacao? They probably do maybe Because I mean that's just from MLB knowledge players

Knowing that they play for the During the World Baseball Classic They play for the Netherlands Uh, yeah. Wait, where's Kursau? A lot of the players from Kurosau, like Xander Bogart's, he speaks like eight languages. I think in Kurosau, a lot of the people that are there,

just due to the fact that there's so many tourists that come to Kurosau, they speak upwards of five, six languages, because probably Dutch. Maybe they have their own native tongue, and then also English, Spanish. Yeah, Oz is very, very fluent. Wait, how did you spell Kers out? It's C-U-R-A. CAO. Oh, yeah. Okay, okay. They also speak some Dutch in South

in South Africa and Aruba. That's Afrikaans. Yeah, it's like... Did you... Oh, I have a great... You said Africa. My mind went to a great topic. Oh, let's... Okay. Layed on us. Okay, so there's the UFC fighters. His name's Drick...

Oh, Duke. I am the only African fighter. So, and then there's a bunch of African fighters that... And so Drickis is white. South African white. I train in Africa. And he says he's the, and then there's like Israel Adasania. He's Nigerian, but he grew up in New Zealand. And then he doesn't train in Africa. Then there's Francis and Gun, who's not in the UFC anymore, but he was from Cameroon and then went up to France and then was training in America or whatnot.

Then there's Kamar Uzman, Nigerian. But then he moved to Nebraska. He was saying that he wants to be the first true African Drickus. I train in Africa. True African, true African champion and not like the other guys who, because Drichis breathes African air while Israel Autasania and whatnot doesn't. And then now Israel Adisania took, he was not happy with them, called him a cracker. Yeah. Well, no, no, this guy is, this guy is lining up to sell a hell of a fight.

Yeah, so you also have to consider that. Yeah. Great, great way to sell a fight. Like him, him selling like an apartheid like matchup like in the UFC like, well, he's not necessarily pro apartheid or? No, no, but he's playing on that rhetoric to sell a killer fight between him and Adasania. He's like quadrupled down on it.

He's not running away from it. It's not like, I didn't mean like that. He's like, no, I'm the real African. And obviously he looks like me. well not like me because he's fucking ripped and he's like sit like he's fucking like could kill all of us at once but adasania comes i think i heard elan musk's going to be in his corner for the fight well yeah i mean it would be i mean i'll tell you what dana white would love that fight

just from a money oh yeah dude i mean that would easiest fight to sell ever yeah i mean this against that's yeah that's his angle and he's going to get a great fight because of it but uh I mean, like, he's smart enough to know that, like, him playing off of those deep racial, like, tensions in Africa. But it's a really dangerous game of the play. Yeah, yeah. And, but plus, like, there's, you know, Drichus, Dracus is, you know, he's training on, you know, there is still economic apartheid in South Africa. And he's definitely in the gated community, you know, well-trimmed, law and, like, like, you know, wealthy side.

that divide and he knows that like if he placed this up he's going to be he's going to be a heel and he's going to get a fight with otisania and otisania's going to kick his ass and he's going to get paid a huge bag and you know but he's going to get the bag because he you know played it this way same thing like with colby covington yeah colby i like didn't hasn't really played with that but man he's my dream like interview like i yeah i'm the biggest colby guy ever well colby was going to get cut if he didn't play up. Nah, that's, that's another revisionist history. You don't believe that? He's a top five

Walterway, like that doesn't make any fucking sense. He beat Raphael Dosanos who in, they weren't going to cut up. You know, because he wasn't, he was a wrestler, his style was like, but they don't cut guys like that. He was winning. Right, but you know, I will say, what a line. I think maybe not cut him, maybe not cut him, but he wasn't going to get good

good fights. Like, Brazil, you're a dump. All you filthy animals suck. Like, it was just like, It was a truly epic 1980s, 1990s, WWE got on the mic. I mean, I remember the summer I was interning at Barstool and Jack Mack was also an intern back then

and honestly I think working that summer at Barstool was like just such a special time in the sports world. I mean, Mayweather McGregor. Mayweather McGregor. We watched that, we watched that press conference together. Yes. And McGregor calling Mayweather a monkey And Mayweather calling McGregor

Like the F-A-G word Yeah, yeah, yeah Like that was the greatest Fight promo I think of all time No, that was special McGregor's run Will never be He'll be back

But like it'll never be like What that was Is one of the most special runs In the history of sports Like I mean the guy went on He was a random guy from Ireland that went on like an incredible run from an entertainment perspective but also like I mean he was really good so do we see I like think about who McGregor might fight in the future

Michael Chandler yeah but you know do we see a McGregor Patty Pimbley fight okay so and a handing of the baton type okay so there's a few aspects here McGregor will probably fight Michael Chandler either in December January February way and then if mcgregor wins there's a chance they give him a title shot yeah now what happens if he loses but he wants to fight again he could the only thing is well like he could be like they'd be let's say he loses to chandler they could say hey like you want to fight again you can headline in ireland and then they would also and we're like we want you to fight patty yeah it's possible yeah i would say that fight's possible liverpools island how is the uh how's the uh how's the

Republican versus Scouser relationship Irish Republicans Liverpool is known as a very a very Irish city

in the UK so yeah I mean so but are they are they monarchists or Liverpool

are they are not monarchs so yeah there's not there's not enough there's not enough beef the king now

when we yeah there's really not there's not much beef McGregor pin Blake like it would be so cool if there's a little bit of like this paddy was a modern well it would be more the beef would be like oh you're you're like

McGregor could be like you're rich no like you're trying to do the same thing as me yeah like you're like I was the one who started this like yeah being a call I don't know I was from the aisles on the mic before you were yeah I mean they're not super similar but I guess they're just both like really eccentric characters I mean to I can imagine Dana thinking about it. He's like, oh, look, we got another guy with a funny accent who's, you know, on the mic. Yeah. Go ahead.

I know it's more than that. I was saying is when, this is like nearly 10 years ago. But like, so when I did one of those trips, we were in England. And like, obviously we get merchandise and whatnot. When we went to Ireland after like later in the trip to like finish it, they told us not to wear anything to the UK. Like they were like, do not wear anything like could be problems and whatnot. so like obviously is a beef there but like that's 10 years ago but I don't think that it's still yeah it's still how it is but yeah they were like do not wear the British flag

anything in Ireland or there is a huge beef it's more just like Liverpool probably sides with Ireland on a lot of things over their own country that soccer video of the people channing Lizzie's in a box that was Ireland I think I think it was no I think that was Liverpool oh yeah it was one of the people who hate they hate there's a lot of people who hate the queen because that was crazy that archipelago yeah like then they hate the tories yeah to tories well molly obviously is another Liverpool and obviously mccan irish they are very like um also yeah truly i mean i wouldn't i would call them yeah socialists yeah um now outside patty is very similar mcgregor but you know it's kind of comparing like

rookie second year quarterback to like a guy that has been in the league for a very long time yeah patty but patty's rise is very similar and it makes sense why they compare them yeah they're truly it's unfair to patty and patty's uh people like love for him the only thing is uh you know mcgregor's skills were just so elite yeah and he truly dominated the sport patty has a long way to go and i think he'd even admit that but there's like a there is a comparison yeah patty one thing about probably he'd kick my ass a hundred times over um but he's his weight fluctuation i think is impacting his fights like he gets his having to cut that much weight having to you know fluctuate all the time you know sometimes he's you know walking around at 200 pounds and you can tell he's bloated as

fuck like that's impacting his performance in the in the case there are a lot of guys though that like habib yeah well a lot people say it's the greatest of all time he was like he was like he was like outside of camp was like huge I mean you can see him now he's like probably 210 pounds and like Islam Machachev who's now like Habib's protei

who is he's now the champion at Habib's weight at 155 Habib he also like right now looks like kind of similar to the Patty looks like 200

but you know what's the difference those guys aren't drinking like a scouser so that's those guys are yo yeah he doesn't drink Yeah, I don't think he drinks them. I mean, when I hung out of him and went to A.C. Milan versus inter Milan, he had a, I mean, he had a match in a month then, but he never touched. He even said, he told us, and Molly says it, too, he's like, thank God Patty doesn't drink because he'd be truly massive.

Oh, I thought that was all beer weight. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, I'm very misinformed. Yeah, it's all sweets. He gets high and just eats a bunch of junk food. Yeah, yeah. He, like, he, I'm sure, like, he says he'll have the occasional. beer yeah but he's not really a drink he's not so molly says she's a much bigger drinker than patty yeah we've

yeah molly's molly's also molly's next fight is in july which is awesome um she's fighting in london patty wasn't ready because he had the surgery but i bet patty will fight in December he could have an awesome matchup with the guy who was like a barcel fan yeah matt frivola steamroller yeah and he's called out uh and that guy just had a massive win he's called out patty a bunch and it would be like a sick fight too i don't know if ufc and patty will uh they'll get if ufc will give patty to for paula but we'll see huh yeah i mean the mcgregor a hypothetical mcgregor patty fight would be very cool but i think they're sort of on the same side of history on i actually the socialist versus rich

guy angle could get played up but patty's not a socialist right right but you can but his his ideology like you know you get what i'm saying yeah no i see what you're saying but he's like i don't i think molly's a little bit more because i've seen molly's posts and whatnot i could tell a little bit more of that ideology opposed to patty i don't know if he really even gets into it that much anymore he used to well he gets yeah he gets like a lot of money which is i mean he deserves it i mean talk about a guy who's fucking phenomenal oh man he's been great to work with too yeah but i mean i yeah i was shocked when i found out how much Patty was making it for like maybe the so that's another have you guys ever talking about like the

i don't like it was mama it was not a lot the fight how it's portnoy was shocked too because he's like oh i just paid this guy like 20 times that yeah so his like it was reported this i mean it may have not been 100% true but i mean when you start in the ufc on your first contract you usually get paid like 10 000 show 10 000 win yeah so that's like that's like that's like one-fifth of what you made it rough and rowdy it's it's even that's one-fifth of what you made fighting in a rough and rowdy i i remember uh patty's check was the same as my check and Jose can take away and i was like what the fuck patty patty got a new contract right but there is a discussion about like ufc fighter paying whatnot and how if you look at you know this is probably has to do a lot with unions and

whatnot but if you look at like the players association NFL NBA they demand 51 49% of the from the leagues to be paid to the players. In UFC, it's around 15%. And there's a lot of leagues out there who now like PFL, not Bellator as much, but Belator pays a little bit more than UFC for a lot of guys. How they are saying we want to pay the guys more, and that's why they'll come and fight with us. But the only thing is when you find the UFC, yeah,

your pay might not be as great in the cage, but you become a superstar. Yeah. Like would Patty have as many followers on all of the platforms if he fought in another organization? Probably not. But that doesn't necessarily make it fair. But all these guys sign a contract. I mean, it's not like Dana's point a gun at them.

I mean, in Ghanu, right? Why isn't he? I know he wants more money. Of course, you know, he should be getting paid, you know, to be at the top of your sport, you should be getting paid big bucks. And I know there's more money elsewhere. But how does he not in his brain take the big fights, solidify his legacy, and just try to make up for it with, you know, tons of endorsement money that he's like, if he's wearing stuff in the UFC, if he's endorsing stuff while he's in the UFC, he's going to make more money than endorsing stuff in the PFL and taking PFL money. Yeah, the biggest thing with Ingano, I mean, he may have just been like, hey, like, I want my bag now and I don't want to fight John Jones.

You think he's just ducking John Jones? well he also was very particular and he wanted to get involved in the board of the pfl and have a vote on a lot of fighter rights issues and whatnot so i think he wanted to be more of a martyr than just obviously he gets paid a lot but you know but you're right legacy but i think for him he's like legacy yeah but he has a legacy he won the ufc heavyweight title like yeah maybe if you fought john jones it would have like certified his legacy a little bit more but you think his blades dulled he's he's he's gotten a little too he hasn't got in him anymore we want to take challenge i would say i mean like him against john jones would be the best fight on paper right now in mhm a world and it would be sick history but maybe maybe just like he's like i don't want that i mean john jones got out of the usada pool for a couple years specifically to be the baddest man on the planet and try to fight in ghanu i mean he did uh that guy like John Jones put on how much weight did he put on I think it was 40 pounds when you don't take an account his cuts well yeah I mean like uh he was fighting at 205 and then um his last fight he fought at two like I think he was 250 pounds or so so that's forward like I mean yeah I mean what what do you think he was running from I think well I don't know as well as you but also I mean probably he was walking around too he's probably up at 275 to 8

I mean, he's a massive dude. He must have been running probably just test in HGH. I mean, he's got money, right? Well, yeah. I mean, I think a lot of these guys are probably even like they're, they got the good stuff that doesn't really get detected. Yeah. The biggest thing in the UFC and whatnot is like the EPO and whatnot. So you can fight like your cardio is just so good.

Yeah, so you can just fight forever. Because like an MBA or like MLB, HGHHH is so great because it helps you recover because you got to play right away. Yeah. But UFC, it's like, you know, you've got to play. fight two or three times a year but that all out cardio is like you can't really even compare it to anything it's

you can't train level yeah no exactly that's yeah so EPO like some guys have gotten caught for that but like also I mean I think a lot of people are on it oh I mean there's some stuff that they're trying to get me to do for the Konseko fight which turns you orange

it's like carrots yeah no it's like some sort of I didn't do it if you look at me, I'm pale as fuck in the fight. But it was a lot of UFC fighters that look orange. They're taking some sort of substance that's that like ups your cardio by a shit ton. So that's why all the UFC fighters have a kind of weird glow about them.

Wait, who? Which UFC fighters? Let me look it up. I look at a lot of them. And they always have their shirt off because it's like, uh, yeah, I didn't. They fight without them. I know the UFC is a very like orange organization. Yeah.

it gives you a slight tan it's uh sorry i'll look it up but it's like patty looks orange just because everyone in liverpool loves fake tans yeah that yeah everyone gets spray tans there yeah see dying i don't think patty maybe some i don't think patty's there's no indication he's on anything there's some guys that people have always speculated within the ufc that are like yeah like you may not be getting caught but you definitely look like you you know there's a lot of gyno and whatnot

like Michael Chandler did this video on and I don't want to trash him because he's like awesome I like him a lot but he does this video is like why my testosterone is 50 times higher than everybody else who does that and Michael Chandler did like and it was just like you're just asking for the comments at that point what was his level card card darrene is what they're saying like it makes you go for hours

do you guys know how Nelk recently went to Dagestan to Oh yeah To film with Hasbullah Yeah So that was during the war Like I thought kind of American citizens

Like just weren't allowed in Russia By any means Is that just because like maybe Kabib and those guys Have so much pull there They're like Don't worry these guys Can come and film this

Well they probably talk with Carterov He's big I feel like He also He talked with someone That was like I knew someone Was there with them

They got stopped a lot Yeah Yeah But doing it with Mokachev and Hasbila and whatnot, it's like, it's almost like, yeah, if the president says you can come to America, you can come into America, even if you're like, and they were, but they couldn't go anywhere without. Yeah. Without. Those guys. Islam, Makhchukh, who's the UFC fighter and then whatnot.

Dude, that, that Chechen warlord dude has the funniest fucking videos. Jack Mack and I send, send each other videos of. him like rolling around and Havvy's shooting guns. Like doing tough man shit. Like try like like like it's so funny how strong man politics is translated into the social media age because you literally have this old fat dude with a beard like lifting doing pushups like shooting guns like

trying to make himself look like Rambo and it's like so fucking funny. Putin tries to do the same thing. Yeah. They had in that in the milk video that you mentioned that like mostly all those guys either Canada or from the United States. They have one guy in their group that's Brazilian, and they said it in the videos. He didn't get stopped.

They didn't care. He went right through, like, when he was there. But like, every other person was, like, stopped every single time. Okay. It was like whenever there was a checkpoint. They didn't care about the Brazilian. But Putin's commitment to martial arts is huge. He also, like, I mean, he's a, I think Sambo, world champion,

not world champion but i mean he's like um he's also he practices brazilian jiu jitsu and whatnot and he's a big fan of all like after habib won he he was welcome he brought him to the to moscow and i think after islam won as well but chechnya and dagestan are much different yeah like are they still actively trying to leave russia yeah and then also like um there was a big issue in dagestan recently where they were thought they were we're going to be forced to enlist and Chechnya was much more about it but like the chuchin army but the daghistanis were not at all yeah but it put a very weird uh situation for the likes of habib the likes of um islam mahachev and whatnot who have a direct relationship with

with Putin and that's fine but once the the military aspect came up it really changed a lot of things. Yeah. My, uh, Jamal, he was my tour guy when I went to Tajikistan. And during COVID, he went and worked in Russia for maybe one year or two years. And while there, he got Russian citizenship. And apparently Russia is running low on troops. And so they're going to start recruiting citizens from Central Asia. And so he like hit me up very worried about getting recruited into the Russian army. He was like, I don't want to fight in this war. And Russia is going to send those guys straight to the front lines. Yes. Because they're not.

Yeah, he's like, I don't care about this at all. Like, I don't want to die. And so I don't know, I'm trying to figure out ways to get him to the U.S. No, I mean, it's very serious. Like, that's such a crazy story from the perspective of just like, I sit here and think, like, man, like, my problems are nothing. Yeah. Because it's like, and Tajikistan is right near Dagestan and then, like, in that. No, it's not, it's not in the caucuses there, but they, it's in Central Asia.

So near Kazakhstan, near Uzbekistan. There's been an influx of a few more UFC fighters from Tajikistan, I think, or Turkestan. So Kyrgyzstan. Maybe Turkmenistan. So Bavol, I'm scared they're going to try to do that to Bavall because Bavol has... No, Poon would never let it because he loves, as long as he keeps boxing. But that was, they did that to the retired fight. They enlisted, you know the gigantic Russian boxer who looks like a freak of nature?

I mean... Clitchco? No, not Klitschko. Oh, Volkov? No, that's He's like seven foot tall His name may be Volkov And is he fighting in the war right now?

Nikolai Valuev They enlisted him He's seven foot He's 50 years old Wait Shit So you could Because I was like

Jamal I think is maybe 45 And I was like Aren't you too old to be enlisted No They're just taking everybody They're taking everyone And Dagestan and Chechnya have

A rivalry right Yeah they're right next to each other God, a war a little bit? Yeah, so from what I can tell, the Chechens, the Republic of Dagestan, which is under Russian rule. Yeah. I was trying to read it during this conversation, but I know that they're right next to each other, but it turns out the Chechenin rebels were trying to stir shit up in Dagestan. But the Dagestanis were like, fuck no, we're not causing shit. but I mean we've all seen that crazy video

of the Russian tanks rolling into Chechnya and the two guys who fought in Afghanistan together being like like Dimitri don't don't invade you will send your sons home you will make the mothers of your troops go home sunless or something and they're like trying to plead with each other and they ended up killing it's like the wildest video ever

Hey guys I have some breaking news What? Dirty Water Don and crew, I think they just pulled up some big ass bones from the East River. What? What? Yeah, look at this bone. That looks like

Holy fuck. I think that bone will get him on Rogan. Holy fuck. Right? Yeah, that looks like a thigh bone. So when you guys went down there, was that I was curious, it was real? Real, but like

was it like a bit real or was it like real, It was real as fuck. So the guy, there's like real stuff down there. No, no. It was real as fuck. I didn't, that fucking bone I pulled up at the end. That was fake. Right.

Yes. So the whole thing was real up until the bit. Yeah. Yes. Everything was 100% real until the very end. But there is stuff down there. No. I went down there and I was like, there's no point.

Like, dude, when we were down there, the current was like whipping and you couldn't see shit. You had like six inches of visibility. I pulled up a rock just to say, yes, I was at the bottom. But we couldn't find shit But they found an area Where they pulled up a Like a mammoth bison jawbone And then they're like, okay

We're just gonna keep looking around there And apparently that spot It's only like 20 feet deep or something So they've just been looking there for a month And I think he's saying it's a Oh bison It's a bison tibia bone Yeah

How deep was it where y'all were? 70 dude It was fucking 75 feet Yeah Zero training I just remember being down there And I was down there And I was like

I can't see shit I gotta hold on to this fucking rope Because if I let go over this rope I'm gonna go 100 feet down the river I'm gonna detach from the air And I'm gonna die And I was like it's I was down there

And I was just like fuck this I'm down here I'm come back up The open Open water is like By far and away My biggest fear in the world Oh that's called

Thalaphobia Whatever it's called It's like that is I would desert whatever Arctic I'll do that middle of the ocean is like the worst possible it's so scary so but we weren't in the middle of the ocean we were in the east river like 70 feet down in the I'm so out not having a hundred like you cut off when you're like floating in the ocean 180 degrees of your thing is gone yeah and like when you're under everything is gone you've

no idea what's going on that's terrifying to me would you like get visions because after I watch jaws that summer I watched it during the summer I was like holy fuckling it that's why I like swimming in places that I know the animals because I know that like

for example in a bay in Rhode Island there's no possibility of there being a great white shark or have you all talked about in the belief of like the lockness monster or anything like that? Yeah we actually need to do a lockness monster

when I was there I went I don't know the actual name of the lake but like i think it's lockness that's what it is yeah yeah because lock means lake well in scottish so yeah when i went bar mine i was like 12 but the they explained how deep how deep the water was and everything and like i don't even know how you would look for anything if possible there like this they say people dive nonstop every day but yeah it's a glacial that the lock is a glacial

lake, right? Yeah. A lock. The lock. There's a monster in the lock and it took my baby. I kind of lean

towards that being a hoax. Yeah. Because like they found out that some of the photos that went super viral way back in the day but yeah, we're all famous.

Well, we'll say that for an episode because there is some interesting history behind it, but it's definitely just fur seals. There's like one photo that they have in like, they have like,

they have like, There's like four shops there Yeah up along the banks and it's they all sell like the same photo on a t-shirt. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure they've made a lot of money. Oh, yeah, for sure.

It's stuff. What was I thinking of? We were talking about Lognous Monster. We were talking about oceans. Oh, and you were just saying you know there's going to be no great white shark in the bay in Rhode Island. Yeah. Fuck.

I forgot what I was saying. Yeah. Anyway, moving on. The bottom of the East River. It's a tidal estuary which means that the currents don't move uniformly. so I just don't I remember saying this at the time like you're hitting getting hit with

gusts of like it felt like wind but like just walls of water and I was like I didn't grab anything from the bottom because I was like if I let go of this rope

and then at one point I lost touch of it and if I didn't grab the rope again like I was gonna get swept out you weren't tied up because I was no I was I was tied up to the boat but you weren't tied up

to like the waist I was I just had a hundred pounds of metal on me so I was just down I was sleeping with the fishes no but my point is is like they didn't tie you to like like around your waist to the boat no it was to like hold on to the rope with your hand no but but like the helmet we were wearing did have a tube tube that like because we were it was surface supplied air so they could always pull up the tube um one story I saw that I feel like we should touch on there was a guy in India and he always had this giant bulge in his belly and he would be made fun of in the village they was ridiculed because they were always like

you look like you're pregnant and then when he was 36 i don't know i guess it started to like it was very painful was rushed to the hospital and they're like okay i think you just have a huge tumor we're going to have to operate they pulled out his twin that had been growing and apparently living inside him for his whole life like it was like living like a parasite inside them they pulled it out it had fucking bones fingernails and shit like that genitalia hair limbs jaws it was yeah it was like kind of just like

yeah curled up human living inside them is that murder no they took it out that was it living yeah yeah apparently it was like living and sort of like feeding off of him via some sort of umbilical cord and then like he went back to the village and now they still make fun of them to this day because they're like you had a baby

but I mean that probably is by somebody for not checking that for 39 years yeah maybe they just didn't have access to medical care it's called like it's the symptoms called fetus in feet two and it happens when a very early in a twin pregnancy when one fetus wraps around and envelopes the other.

I feel like if Billy walked in pregnant, I'd be like, dude, go to the doctor. Yeah. Why the buddy pregnant? Yeah, for real. This type of shit. That type of stuff only happens

like in India. Do you hear about those stories all the time? I feel like village humor. Yeah. Get it checked out. I feel like village humor is so goddamn funny. Like isolated village humor. Like, oh, he's the pregnant guy.

And then it turns. sound like he actually sort of was pregnant. People just have terrible deformities and these guys are just sitting there and be like oh! Does it say where it was inside of his body? It was in his belly. Yeah, but like in what part

of the belly? Like in an organ? Dude, the fact that this thing had genital. Yeah, so it started to grow so big that it was pressing on his diaphragm, so he was always running out of breath. Damn, 40 years. Yeah, let's see if we can find any photos. That'd be sweet. But

fucking a I mean that shit does I mean conjoined twins like there's I knew a girl

who was like yeah I apparently absorbed my twin in the womb and I can still like hear her talking to me sometimes she said that

yeah does it like think like I don't know I think she might just be a little crazy and like well she could have

her twin talking to her in her brain isn't that a horror movie like some absorb their twin and then the twin was haunting. I found a photo. Oh. He really does just like pregnant. Oh, and then that's a photo of like of what was inside the tumor.

Oh, God. Okay. Let me see what's inside. Yeah, let's take a pick. And then we'll be like, ah. Okay. Yeah, no, it's not super graphic. But I guess like that was what the shape of the tumor was like.

It's like Voldemort. Oh, my God. That is. Oh, it looks like, oh, that's weird. Okay, all right. It's like, my buddies from college are twins, and they had a triplet in the womb,

and one of them ate it in the world. Eight, but like, with its teeth? No, like it absorbed. It doesn't have teeth, Philly. It's a fucking fetus. No, we'll say, like, you're eating. No, it didn't, like, cut it up. Like, like, absorb.

We've been using the word absorb. Their parents went to the doctor. three of them and then a couple months later they went back and there was two of them. That's crazy. Happened for the best. Yeah. He's like, yeah, it was going to be a girl too and then now it's just the boys. Oh, damn. Was one of the twins like,

that's so sexist? They're pretty similar sizes. But like, you know, if like one of them ate the other one, it kind of like. She didn't like absorb her powers. Yeah, no, no, no, that's awesome. The dudes were like, yeah, do you want to grow up with just boys, just dudes? Are we going to have a little like a sister? They had a little like, she's probably going to tell on us.

My brother Like Saturdays are just for the boys Let's go Whombs are just for the dudes Twins like The biology behind that is crazy Makes me Yeah

Because like there's so many Variations of egg That you can get With twins and triplets And all that It's banana Oh yeah the X XXY Why

But just like Because I First of all I didn't know that Multiple eggs left Or that they can use Different tubes Something like that

Like For a pro Children guy You should know a little more So one of them like kind of doesn't work. So I thought like, oh, now she only has one side, but that's not true because they can use both sides.

So both ovaries can release an egg into one tube, which I did not think was possible. So is there like a male ovary and a female over? It's like, where's it going to drop? I don't know. But it's like, it's all like one working system. So there's two ovaries. Yeah.

And there's two tubes. Yeah. And it heads, it goes into that. That's what looks like. Yeah. Yeah. So how does it go from left ovary to right pipe. Oh, okay. So how does it transfer over there? I don't know.

When it doesn't? That's, but it does, though. When? If it's twins. It does in general. Jack Mack just brought some cold course light. Maybe it's because Jake, I'm not quite sure, but.

Thank you, Jack, Mac. Usually twins are one egg that splits into two. Well, that's identical twins. Right. Right. I'm okay. Fraternal is double egg. Thank you.

Oh, wait. Are you saying fraternal? Sorry. So regardless. My first point was, if you lose a tube, you have two ovaries, one tube. The other ovary without a tube can use the other tube to release an egg. Yeah, I don't know. Which is crazy.

I don't think that's possible. It is, I believe me. I think that one ovary can still, it's like two testicles. It's just inside out testicles. No, but they're not connected. So I don't know how the egg gets over there, but it does, which is crazy. Then the twins thing, you can either have the one egg, which is identicals. The two eggs, which is fraternals, but then my buddies were triplets.

So it must have been two eggs That one split in half So then I guess the girl would have been identical to the boy Which is kind of gross to think about That I don't I mean that I don't I don't know The twins eggs thing is crazy But the tube thing freaks me out I don't know how the egg gets over there

I don't know I don't know There's got to be I went to Catholic school You think I know that kind of shit So they don't teach that there No they don't do that too many tubes As a pro people having kids guy You should probably You should probably get on that

probably get do some research oh crack that crack that oh fuck yeah look at those things blue is though did i miss anything no don't do that really yeah you missed some tube talk and some tumor yeah talk although it was not a tumor oh yeah i saw i left i had to go the bathroom but i left when the bone is it does it seem cool it's it looks like it's a step a bison yes it is but i mean that means they're getting closer to the mammoths i have a feeling that they just dumped the Step A bison because the step A bison are kind of just like

bison. We have the king of TikTok and you have been killing it on YouTube shorts, correct? Yeah. Well, I had like one that just went Astronautics viral. It was the running up the pole. Yeah.

Everyone was like, why did you call that kid chubby? And I was like, oh, like the participants range from Doey 13 year olds and like jacked and tatted up dudes in their 30s And, like, probably 50% of the comments are like, why do you just bully your random 15-year-old? Because I watched YouTube towards my laptop, like a psychopath. Yeah. And it popped up.

And I was like, oh, this is like, oh, this is like the most viral video I've ever seen. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's sweet. How many? I still haven't figured out TikTok, really, but maybe I could. It's so random. I can have a couple of Tudor sessions with Jack Mac.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Jack Mac is the Don TikTok. Yeah. And then we got Trivi over here. you could always talk with him who he he knows the shit as well he sees probably the most tic talks out of uh anybody in the office outside of him and probably maybe robbie yeah uh yeah i'd probably say like anything viral curation and stuff is me and robbie and then like jack

forefront i mean he sees everything on twitter and takes it to ticot so it's i think it's just like finding lane and but like your stuff's obviously good like it's like i posted the same video that we're referencing that went viral on youtube shorts and i think it did like 250 k likes on the main account which is like very good for anything that donnie's videos from a from a social perspective or probably some of the best we get throughout the entire company not yeah it's because like the way you do them they're so unique like um i mean obviously it's unique experiences but the way you phrase them and they're just cut amazing and the content is amazing thank you like the the basis of how like when you're

doing like you do your content of like you're showing it in real time and then like with the captions over it but it's like your explanation so it's your story so it's like cut in between like back and forth like I would love for a lot of people to replicate it but that style is like perfect for the because you use that short form and then like make them watch the long form to like go into it that's like the perfect method of like how the at least like society has done social media now from like long form to cut down to short form yeah it's like short form form now watch my long form yeah yeah for sure and funneling one minute documentary yeah and good yeah i just have to find someone who's really good at that who could help with the

because like i'll put together a 20 minute vid and then i'm like oh shit work's not done now i got cut like a really solid one minute clip of it it is how everything is now is really crazy just from that perspective of like the work doesn't stop because it's and then you have to cut them specific ways and then you have to and then YouTube shorts are different than yeah and then if if you throw on captions it could get more views and then before you and there's probably an aspect there where it's like it takes away from the joy of the creation that it's like I think some people like I'm okay sacrificing 10 to 20 percent more views by just being like oh this is it yeah which is cool but there is unlimited upside with a lot of

of the crazy thing about TikTok at least to me is you could have the lamest hobby in the world and it could pop off like there's people who are like have you seen the guy with a 9 to 5 oh well that that that's that that guy makes his life seem depressing that's a scary as video I feel like did you see that video no there's this guy on ticot who's like follow this 28 year old with a normal 9 to 5 job he's like in the matrix right and he basically just like films his day of like getting up making coffee going to work working in a cubicle going home like doing a little workout and like watching tv and just puts like a little sad music behind it and just post it it gets like 500,000 views because everyone's like oh this is so me bro yeah no it's very relatable

content i got to twitter and people are a lot of people are like this is my nightmare like this is and then there's people on the replies are a little bit older they're like no this is a pretty good life and the guy who makes them it's like no i actually like this he's not making it for a off but there's no like extra yeah just like this is what i do today and then like on saturday it's like yeah i'm meeting up with some friends oh okay yeah he'll be like tonight i like went to a bar oh okay he's like here's my kid or here's my dog but a lot of people are like this is like this is my nightmare and then someone like quote tweeted or put it out there and it got like thousands upon thousands of retutes it was like i watched this and started crying it's crazy yeah i mean i would

watch a series where like some employee at the company goes back to the cubes like that. So like someone who's been at Barstool for at least five years and then you just call the series back to the cubes and yeah he just has to work like a very

normal mundane job for maybe like a month. I think he would... Undercover boss but it's just like for the low level employee. Yeah. Just go like be an accountant. I literally, the only way I was able to function society was high dose. of ADHD medication.

That's how I was able to even go through school. And my favorite part about this job is that I don't have to take my meds and people reward me for it. Well, that's almost like, that goes really deep. It's like, why are, why, why? You know, like not you. Yeah. I'm talking in general.

There's a lot of people like that. Like, why, like, why have, why have we created a society where that is it? So in Hunter Gatherer, uh, Hunter gather societies once they transfer to agricultural societies there's a lot of individuals that get like their dopamine chasing brains basically they show all the signs of ADHD like I found this one article that people with certain genes who like have ADHD it's like adapted to a different like type of lifestyle and what kind of lifestyle the hunting like hunting yeah like just people with ADD are hunters and gatherers they're not farmers

oh because you need the constant thrill there's always something to focus on with if you're hunting something yeah with your agriculture and you like do the thing and then it's over and you kind of sit there you've done that to do there's no purpose that's the nine to five right yeah nine to five you go home and then like like what do I do now well you watch TV or something right and then but they get bored right so let me find the exact I want Is that describe depression at all or no? Yeah, Hunter versus Farmer hypothesis. Outside of, well, not probably depression.

Actually, yeah, definitely much more common than 80D, ADHD. But those are two of the biggest things like plaguing society, quote unquote. The hypothesis proposes that ADHD represents a lack of adaptation of members of hunter-gatherer societies to their transformation into farming societies. Some actually also think that farming, societies to sedentary lifestyles also have had the impact of ADHD so that you know like impulsiveness even even stuff even farmers have a hard time because they're always outside doing stuff with their bodies that they have the impact of when they're sedentary and they're staring a computer they can't focus oh so like so it's like even like i need to do

something but that's staring at a computer doesn't help them yeah so because there's like two levels there's hunter gatherers who weren't able to adapt and then there's people who used to work with their bodies now having to sit down and they can't adapt either what about uh zuckerberg a guy who like just looks at a computer screen or like high level coders what's that um maybe i mean i'm asking for billions of answers but i guess i guess they're the ones they they you know well as we all know Mark Zuckerberg is a absolute demon on the Jiu-Jitsu mat. No, but he didn't get choked out. Didn't get choked out.

He did not. Did not. Did he just complete with his like daughters. It was like a. Oh, yeah. He did the thing on a memorial day. It was like a mile than like 100 pushups, 100 sit-ups and then he'd do it again. A Murphy challenge.

Yeah. The Murph. The Murph, I think it's all. I love his, uh, jaco Willink transformation. Yeah. He's like, he's jocko now, yeah. He's David Guggins. Yeah, he's like, these people are going to, when

The uprising combs, they're going to kill me and eat me if I do not show that I'm Joe Rogan. I think he's achieved so much financial and corporate success that the only thing that really makes him feel something is a high levels of physical activity. Yeah. It's the only thing that can get him like legitimately. It's the scary thing of like if you ultimately win at the top of the top. What else is there to do? What else is there to do? Yeah.

Just build your body. What is Tom Brady doing now? Free Epstein. Yeah, I know. It does TV now, but like... I don't understand super rich people who just don't go away and chill. Well, it's the desire of being, constantly doing stuff. Well, the reason they got to that level, for the most part, is because they don't want to chill ever.

And it's a, it's a gift and a curse, right? Like, yeah, you got all this money, but like, you can't sit still. I mean, if I got a chunk of change, I'd literally just go build. Like, I'd go away from the public. and I just because... But you say that and then like, let's say you did do that. Like, you'd get bored. No, but I'd like have my own projects.

I have a lot of projects I want to do in my head that don't include like inter, like that don't include like meddling in other in the broader world. I'd be curious to see if you did like a month by yourself somewhere, like how you'd come back. I wouldn't be by myself. I'd definitely like I'd have people with me like a family. So you're just saying I would just have a house basically. I'd do projects. I'd, like, build a chicken coop. I'd, like, you know, build fencing and just like, because there is the psychological.

Yeah. I'd like, I just like some of the most fun I've had in my, like, the best work satisfaction I've ever had is when I'm building stuff with my hands. And then at the end of the day, you look at what you accomplish that day and you can see all of it. And there's something psychological about that that, like, a lot of workers don't get much satisfaction anymore in their work because they can't see the results. Right. where that's why people who work in trades industries tend to have high have uh less uh mental health yeah less mental health issues they do have you know there are that is debated like as opposed

to you know people living sedentary lifestyles because they're using their bodies they at the end of the day they get the you know dopamine and satisfaction yeah they can be human so I would just build stuff in my backyard and work with tools and shit yeah like yeah but you just said he would get bored I'm saying but like the way you phrase it which is how I see people phrase it sometimes is like oh if I had like a billion dollars like I would go

like live in the middle of nowhere and do like whatever I wanted and I like that like if you wanted to go live in like some mountain community with like a neighborhood yeah yeah that's what I'm saying but if you were like oh I'm going to go like live somewhere where nobody else is around I'm not going to do into the wild but who there's that really you're just explaining retirement yeah yeah yeah yeah like i i'd have tons of animals i really want highland cattle because they're basically

gigantic dogs they're so cute yeah have you ever seen the highland cattle so they can be trained like a dog no but they like they they have personalities and i just like i get livestock dogs and i just like yeah my buddy from uh college has a place in connecticut his parents do and it's got alpaca that was sweet I actually got into a standoff in the alpaca two weekends ago You just stood there We are alpaca like llamas

Yeah but they spit Oh yeah No it's course hell They've got like a fro Yeah but he had a whole little like thing Like you would like Billy He had like a gun range Yeah

Basketball court Alpaca little area I just invite my friends To play pickup Yeah I mean you just want to be retired With a lot of money But I wouldn't stop doing things

I don't know You just don't want to work You just don't want to work You have a bunch of money Basically Yeah Yeah We'll get there one day

Yeah, yeah. Live golf. I don't know what I can provide. But just give me a bag for nothing. No. But, uh, yeah, I wouldn't like to see you work in the cubes for a month. I did, dude. I went nuts.

Oh, you did? Yeah, I was working, I was working. I was bundling mortgages at a real estate. Wait, did you graduate from Williams? Yeah. Oh, I thought you dropped out of Williams to come back here. No, no. I worked a couple, uh, I was, I graduated while working here. That's why when I first came back, everyone thought I was lazy, but I was, like, completing school, but, like, try to get here on time.

William's from here? What? Billy, you do that from here? Just during a pandemic. Oh, yeah. Oh, when did you graduate college? 21. Oh, you're in my year?

Yeah. Jake didn't know that? I did not know that. How old are you old in me? No. Oh. Yeah. I feel old, though.

I'm 24. Yeah, same. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, how old are you, Macphan? Yeah, I mean, too. Yeah, I don't feel old at all. No, I feel like I'm.

halfway through my 20s and I'm like what where the fuck that's such a 24 year old thing to say although I will say I did play in a tournament over more of the weekend and one of the attack men asked me how old I wasn't I said 24 and he said damn and he was 18 and I felt yeah I felt really old then yeah well that's because I was 18 once

and I would have said the exact same thing and now I am 24 which is crazy like when I'm playing pickup and I'm like meeting dudes and one dude's like you know I'm 19 I'm like oh yeah like yeah also speaking of Zuckerberg he went to my high school really fact yeah is there like a statue of him right there's a plaque in his dorm room

of like this is Zuckerberg's room oh okay which was a little weird that is weird we have some weird uh Andrew Yang went to my school okay um the other guy Tom Stoyer Sayer who is the Democrat Tom Sawyer Tom Sawyer no the other Tom Steyer uh he also wrote for president

you ever see that video of a Mark Zucker throwing uh Spears. There's videos of Mark Zuckerberg throwing spears. What Zuckerberg does is now he's so rich, like each year he has a new challenge. So one year the challenge was he was only going to eat meat that he kills himself. So he like learned how to slaughter goats. One year it was learned Chinese.

And then one year was maybe learn how to use that like efoil surfboard thing that he was always on. And now this year it's probably jujitsu. Yeah. But it's crazy how Facebook. was just a front for the government to collect our information and he was just a great figurehead for them to choose

this is true but I thought this is true we covered this palater yeah it was like what's his face the the guy the guy who invested in and I forget his name

um English guy gay palanter yeah Peter's deal Peter Thiel like they literally he just got a huge government defense contract that's why the shares went through the roof

It was never, there was never that much profitability out of just doing ads and, you know, having a huge social network. It was the government buying the information and selling it was what, where all the money was to be made. But yeah, cool. It's front. So yeah, frequency of ADHD and nomadic tribes. Turns out in nomadic group in Kenya, hyperactivity and pulsivity, key traits of ADHD have distinct advantages to nomadic people. peoples. Additionally, nomadic peoples have high rates of

genetic mutation linked to ADHD. Whereas farming populations have lower rates of this mutation. The DRD4 and DRD2 genes. Yeah. Some people are just built different. Yeah.

What was your dosage on? I think I probably am. ADHD pills when you were taking them. And which one? I'd only take it for studying and taking tests. So answer my questions. depend we we messed around here and there what they prescribed you the concerta when i was in middle school then i was like fuck that shit i turned to a robot okay and then uh just went to adderall what number as needed i was hitting 30s damn you really fucked up yeah dude i was

god yeah i mean i was hitting 30s 30s dude i i yeah oh my god you were doing that every day no just when I needed them. But it's so weird when I take it, I fucking chill out. Adderall is the best drug ever. I get sleepy. It's crazy. It makes me sit and like able to do shit. It's weird.

I got prescribed it at a very young age too. And I remember just in high school, even though I think I was prescribed it maybe fifth or sixth grade. But in high school, I would never eat my lunch. And like my parents were I was like, oh, you didn't touch your lunch. Like, what's up with that? And they just thought they were packing really shitty lunch. and then and I used to like way way less

and it was just because Adderall was completely taking my appetite away but when I went to a lower dose the appetite came back I think I was just like big pharma jacked up way too high on it trying to dull our alpha hunter gathering instincts down it's a big problem especially with like the young kids today like every girl in my high school or my sister's high school who's I guess three years younger than I am like every girl had antidepressants every boy was like an Adderall. That's not true. No, at her school 100%. No, but it was like

all of her friends. Antidepressants. All of her friends were on like Prozac and shit like that. Like, okay, that sounds like 50% of the birth control. They're getting on antidepressants because the birth control makes them depressed. She was like the odd out without the prozac. And she was like, I am with. BASED Billy football. Let's talk about birth control. No, let's be honest.

But let's be honest. But let's be honest. Birth control should be banned from society. What? Okay. My fiance hasn't been on birth control for years. I've just, I've had to pull out. Have you've had to pull out. Have you've Changes their hormones. Have you looked into how.

Yeah. How they like baited you. If you are, if you know, you know what you should marry somebody. Yeah. You should get off birth control for like for a year. For like for a year and you may your like even the smell because it changes how you smell things will change.

If you like. You don't like everybody's on it. Yeah. Yeah. What are we doing? No, it's like it's crazy. We don't want to be pregnant. I know so I know so many girls.

Obviously, I'm not even close to being married right now or anything. But like, girls that are like I was on birth control I met my boyfriend we started dating you know yada yada we got off I could not even stand to look at him yes you just get the ick well it's it's your hormones are are wrong yeah they change them yeah and so so men just need to be better yeah no and I y'all got to first stop having sex like like second second like like I mean like stop coming in people like it's so easy like it's so

Zion Williamson Like yeah Like stop Stop like stop Like stop coming Like that hard Like use a condom And then like yeah

Obviously there are still instances But it's much lower Now I get it Or just pull out And then they SIE off you Oh it also helps lower Your chances of cancer

Okay first of all Let's be honest You're changing The exact makeup Of society Yeah With birth control And they're like

Well it helps lower your chances of cancer. It's like, come on, guys. They're sci-opping all of us. No, there's like a, like, the spokesperson for women. Also, I think it gives them all digestive issues because every girl. That's everything.

That's every, no, no, no, no, no. My tummy hurts. My tummy hurts all the, that's, that's a, no, no, no. Those are just cramps. Those are just, wait. Because when you're on birth control, you don't have a period at all, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how I, oh, I thought, you know, like,

you're not pregnant. Yeah. Okay. It's just, it's just way more routine. Way more routine. Okay. All right. Sugar pills.

So those are just menstrual cramps. They have that. No, no, no. You can. So, Jake, you can, if you're on birth control. So birth control pills for the 95% male audience that we have, um, there's four weeks in a birth control pack. If you get the pill, I'm not, you know, we're talking pill.

Three weeks of it are the hormones. And then the last week is the sugar pills. That's when you're supposed to be on your period. If you just go and skip it, you can just go move on to your next pack. Then you don't get a period. So you can just go week, like three week, three week pack, move on to the next pack. Does that really fuck you up though? Wait, can you do that?

I don't know if it's safe. Girls in my, girls in my sororities, no, girls in my sorority would do it all the time because they were like, oh, like, I have a date party this weekend or I'm going on like a first date this weekend and they don't. want to be on my period for it, I'll just skip the sugar pill and go straight to the next pack. That's so unnatural? Yes. And so,

but that would, if like people would do that. Well, you're already past the unnatural point because you were literally changing your biology. But it is pretty crazy health. And you're playing God with yourself. And it's also like, it's also like,

this is too many men. Talking about. Also like if you are a girl that's doing that and you're like, you have a boyfriend or something like, I'd be nervous that I wasn't getting to the like, yep, not pregnant. Right.

You know what I mean? Checkpoint every mark. Yeah. It's like another one. For everybody that we're talking about, I mean, you see some crazy stuff on TikTok of girls being like, I didn't know I was pregnant. Yeah, no, that shit scares the fuck. Have you seen Frat Baby on TikTok? Yes, yes. No, that shit scares the fuck out of me. Frat baby just rizzed up Livy doll. Frat baby is a girl? I have not seen frat baby. I assume is that just like one of a kid in the frat had a baby and now they're raising it in the frat?

So a girl had a haptic, I think it's haptic pregnancy where you have no symptoms. And so she was like, I lost 30 pounds. She was like, I didn't know I was pregnant. I lost 30 pounds. I had a flat stomach. You can, like, I had no symptoms. And then she was like, I thought I had appendicitis showed up at the hospital 15 minutes later. I was mom. And she was like, it was like some frat dude that I went to a date party with or something.

And she was like now it's like everyone that I go to college with like semi raises this baby with me. That's my worst fucking friend. I mean, that's how I raised my dog kind of and he turned out great. What? But you didn't, you knew the dog was coming. Yeah. And also, Whitey is, as much as Whitey is the best dog ever, like, he's not a human. Yeah, but like, you didn't do it, you didn't do that on accident.

I know, no, that was a bad joke, but. Yeah. But yeah. No, birth control sucks. I mean, if you got a good pair of, you know, earmuffs for the baby, like, you could have a great college experience while taking the baby around. Nope. You definitely couldn't. Jokey.

It's a bad joke. Okay. It's a bad joke. But yeah, no, Jack Mac, Jack Mac, Billy, all of you are based on that for her. based yeah but like it's just so crazy how it's i don't know i'm not going to comment too much on but it's no what is crazy is that you can be on birth control and then you find like uh familial dudes like like like pre-pubescent type dudes more attractive what's the jackback knows what i'm talking about no when you're on the pill he already explained it though no what like there's

when you're on the pill who you find attractive is much different right and Why is Billy saying I'm like 12 year olds? Yeah Because you Because it's a lot more Pre. Well it depends

It's not like specific to that No no no That's why like Yeah like what you smell like Harry Styles Yes The reason like there could be a very I would say

Justin Bieber I don't know what you mean by prepubes And they're all adults Like that Oh they look like that Instead of like the beefy male Instead of like Sean Conner

From back in the day Yeah like Billy football Yeah Billy football Damn Blazarian Oh so Billy's getting no bitches because of birth control? That's what it is.

That's what it is. That's tough. Billy, you do kind of have a baby face though. Kind of. Yeah. So you can go both ways. I've looked like this since I was 12.

I can picture that. If you like the exact same size head. Yeah. Like with it was blessing and a curse. But yeah, if you, if your girlfriend is on birth control and you're our fiancé, like they should get off of it before you guys get married.

No, 100% My fiancé has been off it for a couple years now Are you sure she really likes you? Yeah, that's good She loves you for real That's good But when we first started dating I think she was on it

And then she went off it You must be that great And still likes me Perfect, wow Either way You just shaved a lot Alpha male can just shaved a lot of Yeah now I have to shave way more often

Yeah, it's crazy The But that's wild Yeah, I mean Yeah. Taking Adderall changes me, too. I probably like completely different things when I'm on a lot of Adderall.

But it's different because Adderall is not affecting your hormones. It is. No, well. But it's like your internal, like, your personal who you are. Like, I've been on it and not on it. And it's like you are a different person in your brain. It's insane. Well, I think when you're taking a lot of Adderall, it starts to kill your sex drive.

Yeah. It lowers your team. 100%. But the, I mean, the birth control is the biggest aspect of this because, I mean, like, think about the human body, right? It's been perfected, not perfected, but through our evolution. It's been perfected enough for us to, like, continue to live and reproduce and whatnot at a pretty high rate and what all of that. Obviously, modern medicine has helped, but you then put something in your body that completely changes it. Yeah.

No, it's crazy. Yeah, it is. And it's, and it's crazy that like, like, there's not really, like, there's not really, like, there's no really better option. Well, there is. What? Like, not having sex? Well, yeah. Or, I mean, you can have sex and not, like, calm in somebody.

No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying, like, in terms of, like, a medicinal. But that's the, that's the, that's on the guy. That's also on the guy. You know what's crazy? Men stand up. No, no, it should be, but, like, both the guy and the girls should agree. Like, hey.

Right, but the girl doesn't have a choice if he just doesn't. In some, yeah. That is true. But then that way, yeah, yeah, that is true. It's also, uh, you pick who it is. You guys get to choose. Yeah. Oh my God.

No, but I'm, I trust this person enough to not get me pregnant. That's your decision before he doesn't. And this all comes back to like, we just like, throw around sex. Like, yeah, man, I've fucked 150 girls like, let's fucking go. It's like, wait. That's not like, I don't know. There's also other risks other than pregnant.

pregnancy too that have nothing soon 100% 100% but those rates are there even when you're on birth no but no I know so in the in the library of Alexandria uh that burned down yeah the mong was it was it was the mong no who burnt down the library of it Alexandria who's ready for the gay guys wait no no it was someone I don't want to how far do you think civilization would be along if that never burned down oh my god I think that I think that the library of Alexandria. I think there is literally another civilization of humans or something else living on this earth that avoided all major extinction events and they're driving the UFOs. Oh, it was burned by Julius Caesar.

Oh, fucker. What a fucker? What a fucking asshole. He's a demon. Anyway, in that library, there was evidence of a plant that was birth control. How did we know? Because there's record, something about the library, but basically there was record of a plant that was over harvested to the point where it went extinct in the wild that was the Romans used his birth control yeah wait

sorry can you yeah there's a plant oh yeah that they had back in the day that the Romans uses birth control but because it was so sought after it went extinct because everyone was fucking and taking it and the library of Alexandria had that plant like stored in like a seed bank they were doing like seed bank type shit too in the library and it got burnt down yeah i've heard alexandria is not really a fun place to visit these days yeah wait which alexandra was it in egypt yeah okay because there's alexandria turkey there's alexander yeah the greeks got all the way to fucking afghanistan yeah and to india there was like this one place in afghanistan that special forces operator was talking about

on some podcast that like is a whole Greek city because everyone who got you know banished went there Yeah the Bactrian Greeks That's like the term yeah And then Yeah they're probably still out there

So probably some people from Afghanistan Still have Greek genes Yeah Yeah Did you know we invaded Iraq Because there's a Stargate That Saddam had possession of

that was the weapon of mass destruction no but that's what you guys talked about on yeah yeah okay well all right I'm really deep in this conspiracy yeah there's too much uh is the the Anu Naki

there are these half god probably aliens and there's this guy named Gilgamesh who was probably half alien and he could use Stargate so they found his you know his tomb and it's a whole thing

and Saddam had it and then we invaded the whole thing yeah there oh yeah I don't know what I wanted to say but yeah Afghanistan was

this has been really fun guys thanks yeah quick before we go I don't think we're going we are we're going how much time we got on that chip we have 12 minutes

okay real quick should I live with Jersey Jerry or no yes yeah I think pull of the room yeah I think so say here's this I'll set the scene we're gonna deal with him for like a three months

and like a three months six month six month minimum which I can do six month works because I'm going to be working like crazy for the first five anyway do you do you have your your own uh toilet so the way the house it's a dentist office yeah so basically with the way it's set up is it's a double

level house with a garage and then like if you're looking at the house it's like a longer first floor and like a shorter top floor so it's stacked two floors the bottom left corner of the house is a separate entity from the house so it's like a side entrance

with its own bedroom bathroom, bathroom, kitchen, the whole thing. So it's basically like an apartment inside Jerry's house. I think you do that 100%. So it's like 45 minutes away from the office to an hour from the office which is pretty far. It's a lot cheaper in rent than it would be if I live in my apartment in the city.

Is it in Chicago or is in like... It's in Arlington Heights. Are you going to have your own car? I'm debating getting a car. I don't know if I'm going to do that or if I'm just going to have Jerry drive me to work sometimes and take the train maybe. So remember, Jerry's got a baby. Correct. Which I did

say I would babysit and do the, he said $1,000 in garbage, so I'm happy to do that. You also said that you would watch them fuck. Yeah, yeah. But what happens if a girl trusts you to not get her pregnant and you take her home? Yeah, play road games. Oh, road games.

Yeah, road game. You wouldn't take a girl back to Jersey Jays? This is the easiest no in the history of knows. Jerry wouldn't care if you brought a girl. Because, first of all, what are you saving? 500 bucks a month? No, like, $1,200. $1,200 a month. A lot.

Yeah, but like what, I don't think, but your quality of life seems like it's going down. Yeah, I feel like at your age, you're going to want to live in, like, downtown Chicago. I lived with Mints for the content and it paid off. It's also hilarious to live with Jerry for six months, which would be awesome. Like Ben Mints was. Yeah, it's hilarious when you. It's more just like, if you're trying to go out late on like a Friday or a Saturday night, Are you just going to have to take, like, an hour of Uber home?

Anyway, and, like, I live in, like, the cool part of Manhattan. So I feel like I'm not going to really. So if you're just trying to focus on work those first six months, I think it's great. You can maybe save some money. What about when you have to go to the office when Jersey Jerry's not going to the office? Well, there's a train. You take the train. Or, like, I just met one of the sales guys from Chicago who lives around there and Che lives around there.

Like, they're all living within, like, the same half mile. Get a ride. Do you got to do it for the content? Living with Mincy was a very fun experience. Coming home when you're out late. It was awesome. No, no. Coming home late at night. Sounds like my actual hell. No, no, no, no. Coming home late at night

and finding Mincy on the couch watching a jam band on TV like on shrooms was some of the funniest. Yeah. I thought he was sober. Actually, I shouldn't have said that. Well, kind of. Alcohol sober. I know. Yeah. He talks about all the time. Actually, no, yeah.

So the vibe in here is yes. No, it's no. Do it. Do it for the stories, bro. So we have one yes, two yes. You know how many times? No. No. Trabb? No, no.

From a career perspective, I mean, just even talking about it, got you on the end. He's like, unless you want to do that, I mean, if you want to go getting the content, this could be a great way to do it. Yeah. That's really the hinge of the crux of the position. I'm happy to like. You wouldn't have to do it. There's a baby in the house. Oh, but it's kind of a separated section.

It's not like I'm living in the bedroom next door to the baby. Like, it's my own little place. I would literally, that would be the selling point for me. Just be like, yo, I would just hang out of the baby. No, that sounds like my own personal nightmare. Take possession of the baby. You're the one who wants everyone to appropriate. No, no, but I'm saying like the room next door to the child, that sounds terrible.

But having like my own little space sounds fine. Jake, be like, hey, this is this baby I take care of you're at the bar. Exactly. You're like that movie. You haven't seen a baby in a long time. You want to come home and check out the baby. Look at this baby I live with. This is a baby.

baby look yeah dude women is the last of my baby grong just wrist up no he just Taylor swift he just he's just

he's on a business for do not enough not enough chicks at peru for baby gron he said uh baby gronk had a breeze

at perdu what because Drew bris oh I thought you said a breeze yeah you thought you said a bris I was like

he just got circums congrats congr congr congr congr yeah congr All right. All right.

Is it time to go drink with the gays? Yes. Let's go drink with the gays. Let's do it. Bro thinks he's Triple H from WWE. Yeah. We should do, we should do an episode at some point on Afghanistan.

Not like the war, but just like on the ancient history. Oh, I took a whole class about the Anglo-Afghan War. Oh, shit. Yeah. Crazy. One of those words you keep.

Get off birth control. Okay. Shout out baby grong. start you start picking your sexual partners a lot more vigorously like yeah this is jack mac platformed any other messages you have to the people find god i mean it's like you guys society's yeah if you want to find god yeah i have some things is that the number one problem like in our current society no i think uh i mean i think it could fix a lot of things but i like my number one problem i mean i don't know all right this could go another hour yeah no we need to

cut that off my my last message is uh exercise oh yeah lift heavy weights okay lift heavy things you know lift heavy thing make mind happy try to reconnect with the universal sounds get in nature be nice nature is god yeah everything you put in i'm about to just stop recording if you don't believe in god believe in No, we're not getting religious on everybody, but like, connect with the universe. Yeah, if you don't believe in God, yeah, connect with the universal sound. I can literally speak to animals. I'm so connected with the universal sound.

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