Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - The Stargate Project Investigations

Episode Date: June 8, 2023

On today’s episode the guys take a deep dive into Project Stargate. Project Stargate was a secret U.S. Army unit established in 1978 at Fort Meade, Maryland, by the Defense Intelligence Agency and SRI International to investigate the potential for psychic phenomena in military and domestic intelligence applications. Plus, the guys get into the Canadian forest fires, Baby Gronk’s rizz, The Dozen and finish up with voicemails.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. He did riz up Livy Dunn, so we should talk about that. That's a crime. Can you explain to me what those words mean, first of all? So the whole thing, if you haven't been following the baby gronk, drip king, Livy Dunn, Love Triangle. Wait, wait, this is drip king. This is the first time I've ever felt old.

I respect one drip king, and that's Rick Patino. All right, welcome back to macro dosing. It is Thursday. It is June 8, 2023. We got a big pack show for you guys today. I'm standing up right now. I'm holding my mic at my desk, standing up, getting some exercise, getting the blood circulating,

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Canada is absolutely hotboxing the entire northeast and parts of the Midwest. Yeah. So I'm not in New York right now. I'm in Chicago. I'm in Michael Jordan's house, which I purchased. And I know that it's bad in New York, but I did not know how bad it was until I saw some of the pictures yesterday where it definitely looked like people were just blazing up all over Midtown. It's completely fine. Oh, come on. This is the biggest overreaction I've ever seen it in the last like 20 years. Bigtie, I went running. I saw it today. No, no, no. It's just getting worse. Did you see the pictures? I went running with my dog this

morning and I was like I'm like you know whatever it's like a little bit of smoke my dog started so we do like a two mile run every morning mostly four times five times a week I got three miles six times a week well my dog is about 120 pounds so it's you know we're working on it and then we work out after it's just a warm up but about I'd say 0.75 miles in he starts coughing and sputtering and I'm like oh shit like I was gonna see if my lungs started getting fucked up by it but my dog's lungs he started coughing slowing down so then we just walked home and then I decided to wear a mask to work because I was like my dog was definitely way more sensitive to it than I was um because dogs probably you know he's you know a bulldog but uh yeah so I wore a mask

They're saying that if you spent 24 hours smoking, I mean, 24 hours breathing this air, it's the equivalent of smoking six cigarettes. It's pretty bad. Which is like not bad at all. Six cigarettes. Okay. So you're talking about like one night in my 20s. Yeah.

And you have to stay outside for 24 hours. Still, children developing lungs shouldn't be smoking. I will say in the last, uh, their screenshots from the last like 10 minutes and it does look considerably worse. Do you didn't see the ones yesterday? Yeah, the ones you It was You didn't see my TikTok?

I did not see your TikTok Billy. So I'm also staying very woke on this to lead the show. Billy basically just intercepted the start of the show, went off on a tirade just in case somebody happened

to take a picture of him on the subway on the way and to work this morning and saw Billy wearing a mask. He's like just for the record this is why I was wearing a mask has nothing to do with COVID. It's just because the fires.

Yeah, but the fires are pretty bad. I mean, if you look like the whole eastern Nova Scotia regions on fire. Now, Jack Mack was showing me earlier. I was, yeah. In a radar of Canada, and there's five or six places where the smoke all appears many hundreds of miles from each other at the exact same time. Okay, now, so I'm glad you brought that up, Big T, because Billy also shared that video with me yesterday. I did a closer look of it, and it's a sped-up weather map.

So as it sped up, the fires do start at different times. But when you play it quickly, it looks like they all start at the exact same time. Well, how far, how far apart different times? Well, what happens with the fire is one place starts burning and ember floats and it starts up another fire at another dried tree that's close by. These are far, far apart from what I saw. Yeah. So hundreds of miles. I looked into this, you know, there were some reports of arson in Nova Scotia.

I'm not saying the thing is arson can happen in the forest all the time and it doesn't result in forest fires like this, but I do think there's an element of, and I'll show you the exact, uh, link to the arson, which is in my inbox. But, uh, the, the forest was definitely ripe for a burning. There is definitely a situation where it is extremely dry. Uh, it's the perfect environment for, you know, be it the lack of. rain, low humidity for it to burn. That I totally agree with. And I think that because of that, you saw the same day, the same conditions, all the fires, you know, it was a perfect storm of when they were all going to, you know, light off. But there were several arsons. And I wouldn't be surprised if it's people trying to prove a point that, you know, our forests are in a bad situation and lighting them off. All right. So if they all started at the same time, that that would mean that there were multiple arsonists that were all coordinating their their stopwatches

and starting these fires at the same time well in the same day so edmonton journal cold like area man facing 10 arson charges after a string of wildfires wildfires april 30th 2023 okay so that was a couple months ago it was a month ago a month and a half ago but you know people have been in those fires have been burning in succession they put them out but they started again, ember type scenario. So I'm not saying that they're all arson. Of course, there's probably a couple, you know, lit cigarettes getting flicked into the woods causing some of this. But I wouldn't be surprised if there was a, you know, attempt to be like, you know, where there's smoke, there's fire, the squeakiest wheel gets oil type thing. Are you saying these are false flagged fires? Like they

were started by by environmentalists to raise awareness about fires? That is almost verbatim what Billy and Jack Mack did say yes. Okay. All right. So, yeah, the simplest explanation is most likely the correct one. These dried-ass forests up in Canada are all on fire because people started fires to tell people about how easy it is to start a fire.

But the thing is, there have been people arrested for arson. Smokey's not getting the impressions he used to. That's true. I'm not, Nova's, yeah. It's time for a re-per-in. I just wish sometimes Billy would look into what the actual causes of things were. I did, I just told you.

Rather than the causes that would make him most mad. The actual causes that communist Trudeau sending us all his smoke. Yeah. We need to protect American borders from other countries smoke. Build a fan. Yeah. Build that fan. Yes.

Build that fan, baby. All you need is a big wall that goes back and forth like this. But these fires... Blow some of that air back. Keep that Canadian air up in Canada. But these fires have been burning. I posted a picture of the moon like a couple weeks. ago and one of the responses were, you know, it's because of the Canadian wildfires.

These fires been burning for a while. They just all kicked into gear. Now, I'm just thinking out loud, what if this air that has impregnated America from Canada was laced with some sort of Canadian socialist, communist, manifesto agent that was sent here to infect the American. American air, right? And so now the Americans are breathing in communism, literally, and it's going to infect the population, and soon we're going to be a failed state. What do we think about that? And we're not going to know about it because we're being drugged. Right. So we're being, okay, well, I like that take, Big T. I mean, where people are walking outside taking videos, oh, look at this. Isn't this crazy? Before you know it, 95% tax.

rates. There you go. I would believe that if maybe the forest fires were taking place in like a big marijuana field and they're just trying to make us breathe in that reefer start to believe in world peace and love. Well, then they should have sent it somewhere other than New York. Everybody's here is high all the time. Yeah. It's redundant. Yeah. I saw the video. I don't think that they all started at exactly the same time. I think that was kind of a trick of speed. up the Doppler radar. No, but they all started the same day. That you can conclude.

Yeah. I'm not saying that every single time to time. Like forest fires happen. Yeah. They, I'm not saying that, but there were, I could imagine some like asshole arsonists were doing at least one of them because they have arrests. But yeah, they're definitely probably campfire other ways that force fires, you know, accidentally occur.

I'm not saying it's all a big conspiracy but I just want one person to yell at and be like fuck you that's actually not a bad point Billy it's always good to have one person I don't want to yell at the family who has a bunch of kids that they're trying to go camping and then like you know they're trying to take care of their kids

and accidentally an ember goes out of the campfire and hits the forest like you can't really get mad at those people can you educate people on fire safety tell them how to how to put out the campfire and make sure that it does not start an issue like this? You piss on it. You just piss on it. You have to drink a lot of beer so that at the end of the night,

you have a lot of piss to piss all over the campfire and then make sure it's dark so that you can see where each ember is and you pee on each one. That's how you probably put out a fort campfire. That's what we need to do. We need to get a bunch of frat dudes up to Quebec. You can have a rager and then just piss all over the forest. I volunteer to piss on Quebec.

also. Okay. Just for my own personal enjoyment. I don't need to find a fire. Yeah, frack guys and SEC fans. Yeah, I just want to piss on Quebec. All right. Quebec, have you ever been to Quebec?

I have been to Ontario. I've actually been from Ontario like all the way west. What is your, what is your beef with Quebec? I have a beef with Canada in general. Toronto, great city. I love Toronto. No. What's the Calgary as well? Calgary was like the Nashville of Canada. A lot of cowboy hats. A lot of oil country. Pretty red up there in Calgary. Calgary is a good place. What do you think of Vancouver? Red state. Haven't been. Vancouver has like legal all drugs. Calgary is as far west as we went. Vancouver is beautiful. I went up to Vancouver for a bachelor party a few years ago. And despite Paul Bisson's best efforts, it is still very much.

a clean, beautiful city. It's like you've got islands, you've got bays, you've got mountains, you got grizzly bears up there. You also have snow bears, I mean, ghost bears, which are the black bears that are all white. Quebec, though, is the, the French Canadians, communists, like, they're the, they're the ones I have beef with. And now they're- I've heard that Montreal is a great city, though. Yeah.

Depends on how old you are. I was going to say, don't they have a ton of strip clubs there? No, no, it's fun when you can't drink in America and you and your buddies pile in a car and drive up there to drink when you're 18. That's fun. But then outside of that, it's not really that cool. I missed out on a Bachelor Party in Montreal one time.

One of the biggest regrets of my life. The Canadian ballet. Is that what they call it? That's what they call it. There's Shurrisome Beaver up here we got now. Come on and visit us. Okay, then. Sorry about the fires.

sorry okay okay smoke smoking you out a little bit now um all right so this is all big distraction to talk to talk is out of discussing the biggest news of the day which is that baby gronk rised up livy yep and even gave her a hug even even gave her hug and a side hug so i saw i saw the video if you haven't seen the video good for you because honestly i feel dumber even even understanding what this is. But this lacrosse player, this college lacrosse player put out a video chronicling the adventures of baby gronk. And who is baby gronk, you might ask?

Well, it's literally any tight end who's ever played after Rob Gruncowski has been called Baby Gronk at some point in their career. There have been like nine different baby gronks. Tyler Eifert was baby gronk for a while. Who's the current baby gronk? Coons on the Jets. He's a freak. He's 6'8.

freaking nature. Isn't this this undrafted guy you were talking about? No, I'm pretty sure he's from old No, he's from Old Dominion. What's his first name? He's from Penn State. He's not Baby Gronk though, let's be clear.

But this guy hasn't played a game in the NFL. No, but when he does, you're going to be like, holy shit, that man is a... Yeah, so he's for sure not. You can't be Baby Gronk as an undrafted rookie. We've called nine different guys, baby gronks since Rob Groukowski. Travis Kelsey has been called Baby Gronk, but then he just grew into...

What do you mean? because he doesn't block he no because he runs he runs soft i i just have to say it he doesn't lower the shoulder on anybody the man got pile drives on the five yard line he turns around and he like wiggles he like runs like a quarterback good thing that you're not going to meet travis kelsey in a couple weeks at titan university billy because it'd be a real shame if somebody were to clip that and then plead it out and then uh let Travis kelsey know that he's not dragging people you're going to have to try to tackle Travis Kelsey now you think you could tackle him?

Ah, shit. You said he runs like a bitch. You think Travis Kelsey's bad at football? No, I don't think he's bad. I think he's very good, but I just don't think he has the mentality. Wow. He doesn't have a tight end mentality. He doesn't have the mentality to be great.

He's also a fellow podcaster. Yeah. Oh, man, Billy. You're going to have to try to tackle Travis Kelsey. I hate that I have to like meet these people. Like, no, you don't. I just be talking shit. Going to Titan University is like what you've been trying.

to do out of this job for the last three years. I know, I'm so happy. Sounded to me like Billy was asking to not, permission to not go. I just wish I could talk shit with no repercussions like I'm in the locker room or at the lunch table with my buddies. Okay, so you want to not go? No, I'll go.

I'll say it to his face. Oh, is it, if it isn't the consequences of our own actions. Yes, I just, he just doesn't run like grunk. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, Billy, uh, he's very good. I will say. Billy sewing. This rules.

I love this. Billy reaping. What the fuck. This sucks. Yeah, okay. Tough time for you to say that, Billy. But you know what? Freedom of speech or respect your right to say it.

I disagree. But he doesn't run like George Kittle runs hard. Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, George Kittle, another baby, because he keeps going back to he's going to say more. Like George Kittle runs like, like Travis Kelsey doesn't run angry. Are you calling him the S word? No, I'm saying.

You did call him something. He played quarterback in college. I think that's all you have to say Say what you want to say I No We can Say what you want to say

Travis Kelsey have that gronk in him No he doesn't Wow He's very good Multiple Super Bowl winner Really great receiver All right George Kittle also Has been called baby gronk before

Yeah A lot of guys get called baby gronk Now there's a new baby gronk On the block and he is 10 years old, am I right? 11, yeah. I feel so bad for this kid. I feel bad for him too.

So his dad has turned him into like a viral star. He's good for his age, but the thing is a lot of those guys that get pumped up at a young age, and when they don't pan out, it just weighs an immeasurable, you know, mental, you know, hurt on them, psychological toll. It's weird that this many people are watching a 10-year-old and be like, this dude's going to be a beast looking.

You might not grow. Like I was probably baby gronk size when I was 10, 11 years old. And guess what? I'm still baby gronk size right now. Sometimes you just don't grow. I'm more of a baby gronk than that baby gronk is. I can't believe you've been standing this whole time. I actually haven't.

I took a seat. But I'm holding the microphone, spitting chicklet style. I'm just trying to figure out, you know, I'm trying to experiment with new positions to keep things fresh on this show. Do you know what baby gronk's real name is? I almost don't want to know because I do feel weird with a whole discussion. Do you not want me to tell you? Can you say his first name?

Are we? Well, his first name is the good part. It's Madden. Okay, that's cool. So his Instagram handle is Madden San Miguel, which I thought was like, I didn't think that was his real name. It turns out that's his real name. Okay.

Well, if you, if you want to go check him out on Instagram, it's a fucking weird. that we have like a 10 year old on Instagram on TikTok. I guarantee this dude starts doing steroids sophomore year of high school. Yeah, it's like those like seven year olds have six packs because their parents are like I need this. Baby Gronk is paying his own mortgage.

It's creepy as fuck. We talked about this on part of my take a while ago, but back in the day, like hundreds of years ago, you'd have nine kids because you had a farm that you had to look after. And so every morning they would help wake up early, go out, collect the eggs. Somebody go out, plow the field.

somebody take care of the horses they contributed to the family farm and to the family well-being nowadays people have kids and they're like okay well baby gronks are going to be on tic-tok so that's going to bring in some money we got we got to get our daughter up early in the morning so that she can be an instagram influencer and then they're going to contribute to it and the parents just take all their money it's not this is a bad situation that baby gronks found himself in through no fault of his own at least he's rizzing up livy done though i'm just saying he did riz up liby done so we should talk about that. Can you explain to me?

Can you explain to me what those words mean, first of all? So the whole thing, if you haven't been following the baby gronk, drip king, Livy Dunn, Love Triangle. Wait, wait, there's this drip king. This is the first time I've ever felt old. I respect one drip king, and that's Rick Petino. No, so I guess drip king is this like, I don't, I don't know. He's a UMass faceoff.

lacrosse player yeah so the original billy football or he's what billy football could have been no no just like he he he he got his uh drip king status came from his pretty cool eye black uh tutorials so you know how like girls do makeup tutorials this guy was doing eye black tutorials get ready with me for my lacrosse game yeah and he had some pretty tough face paint it's like um what was the girl's name jina marbles yeah it's like the jen of marbles tutorial but it's like how to trick people into thinking that you're actually good at lacrosse and it's just you put in crazy eye black on your face but he's a face off guy so he's a lot of time on his hands they're they're a specialist in lacrosse so it'd be kind of like if a kicker had a social media presence oh okay yeah a lot

of them do actually no but like was calling like if a college kicker like was doing crazy eye black and was like the the drip the drip kick king the the drip kick said the drop kick yeah but I guess, I don't really know it though. It's just really stupid. There was a stupid, stupid TikTok that proves that this person isn't literate and it's this weird guy in a weird voice being like, did you guys see that baby Gronk rizzed up, Livy Dunn on his official visit to LSU? Mind you, he's 11 and he's like, Livy Dunn even hugged baby Gronk.

What do you guys think? Will baby Gronk bring LSU a national championship in 2030? And it's just like, it's a, it's a, I'd look into today's society. The guy's funny, though. The guy that made the video, I'm pretty sure he's doing all the stuff is a joke. Yeah, yeah. I think it's pretty funny, but it's also weird that we know this much about

Livy Dunn and Baby Gronk and Drip King. So Baby Gronk gave Livy Dun a hug. Who hugged whom? I believe that Baby Gronk initiated it. Baby Gron gave him, gave Livy a side hug. It looks like. It's just really weird. I can't believe we're talking about this.

It's a crime. Livy Dunn is over 18. It looks like she went in for the hug and he, yeah, he did a little side action. Okay, so Livy done criminal. Livy done criminal initiated. And he got, he tattooed, this is obviously not a real tattoo, but there's a video. He like wrote her name on his arm. It says Livy.

Also a crime. Which person did that? Baby Gronk. I thought that was the drip king. No. I hate everything about this so much. Like this kid's dad, I was reading an interview that Football Scoop did with his dad. His dad seems kind of like. Screwless. Yeah. Apparently he's DM Jack Mack a bunch of times trying to get Jack Mack to like do TikTok videos about his kid. Like and that's,

I mean, that's how he's going to these schools. Like he's DMing these colleges being like, hey, you need baby gronk on campus. Like it'll be great. Social exposure. They should lock this dad up. Yeah, it's like trial exploitation. This is like... There should be a dad jail, just like dads that not necessarily break the law, but, you know, break... Dad law. Break dad law.

Who's Michael Jackson's dad? Morals. Uh, Mr. Jackson. Joe Jackson. Joe Jackson, this is like Joe Jackson vibes. What other dads should be in dad jail? LeVar Ball should not be in dad jail. LeVar Ball got two kids in the NBA.

Like, he, it works. It's a thin line, though. Like, Tiger Woods. his dad made him the greatest golfer of all time. What's that one 30 for 30 of that guy who had the fuck. Todd Marinovich. Yeah. That guy's on heroin.

That's this guy vibes kind of. And he wasn't that he like made his son like run home with him in the car? No, he like he like made him Robo QB. Yeah. Put a ton of. I liked that 30 for 30. Him. Yeah, he should be in dad jail.

LeVar Ball was interesting because he, he, he, he, did need to go to dad probation for a little bit and he was putting dad probation I think his kids told him like hey you got to shut up for a little bit because you're going to ruin our careers but he you know say what you want about him two out of three kids are outstanding NBA players well he may have ruined Lonzo's career because he was wearing those dog shit shoes and now he may never be able to play again is Lonzo still hurt yeah they think he may like may never come back um Alec Baldwin dad jail yeah Big time.

Oh, Woody Allen, dad jail. Woody Allen, huge dad jail. Huge dad jail. Maybe real jail too. Mel Gibson, didn't he leave like crazy voicemails?

That's Alex. No, his daughter. Mel Gibson also should be in dad jail because he did weird shit with his kids. Mel Gibson did weird shit with his kids. Not weird shit, like bad,

like real jail, but like not nice to his kids, I don't think. Well, Crispin-Wong, dad jail. Oh, come on. Who's that? Oh, too soon.

Who was Chris. Block him up. Don't worry about it. I'll tell you later. Yeah. Who else should be in dad? That guy, Chris Watts, that he's in real jail, but he killed his wife, his pregnant Okay, you can, okay, no more people who killed their families.

That's real jail. That's, oh, I just looked up Chris Van Waugh. Yeah, yeah, see, if you murder your whole family, go real jail, for sure. The Chris Watts story is wild. Yeah. Like, that guy, that guy is such a liar in addition to being just a, a, a true. human monster but sometimes the lack of awareness on criminals just amazes me

after he's being investigated and his family's all missing he's giving these interviews to the press and he's smiling and he doesn't even know how to look sad and he's like yeah I'll do more interviews sure yeah I'm looking good that's psychotic yeah no he's definitely a psychopath who else are in dad jail dad dad jail

Joe Jackson OJ Simpson oh who is the dude Marvin Gay's dad oh yeah yes correct mr gay no i think o j simpson is in dad i was gonna say

if you believe billy he's in all time all time dad yeah goat dad but if oj did it then he killed the mom

again again if you kill people yes yes no more people who were killed people they didn't have any kids together he had

um another dad jail guy George H.W. Bush should have been in dad jail. Oh, why is that? Actually, no, he might be in, he might be in dad heaven after we get through this next conspiracy theory. Well, he should have told, he should have told Jeb to be president back in 2000 instead of W. He should have been like, W, listen, I love you. I love you to death, son.

But you're not serious people. But maybe, maybe just stick with being the owner of the New York Rangers. He was going to be the commissioner of baseball. And I always say that he would have been the greatest baseball commissioner of all time. Absolutely. Jeb was way too low energy. I mean, he literally smoked way too much weed in high school. But he was up against Al Gore, who's the king of low energy.

I went to a Jeb rally. Did you? He did a tour of SEC schools in 2015, and he was at UT the day of the Tennessee, Georgia game in 2015. Great comeback, by the way. We're down, I believe, 24 to 3 came back and won the game. And he, there was probably. a couple hundred people that it was in like the main quad area and he i forget anything he said but it was a that was back when he still was probably considered the front runner at that point like fall of

2015 and so it was like i was like oh that's cool i'll go check that out yeah how was a speech it was good i don't recall anything about it specifically but and then and then i still I'll have a selfie with him somewhere. George Bush. Oh, we got put that on the maconos. Yeah. That's funny. Trump and dad jail or no?

Kind of. He called Tiffany ugly. Trump's dad might be dad jail. Older brother drank himself to death. Yeah. Because of the pressure. There's a certain very successful NFL coach. I feel bad saying it, but probably also dad jail for him.

No. No, dad had. Oh. Oh, yeah. Talking about current NFL coach. Yeah. I think he tried his best. He might have, yeah.

I don't know enough of the details, but. Moving on. Urban Meyer, Dad Joe? Dumb. No, just real jail probably. Really? No, that was consensual. You could tell.

Yeah, but I mean. Still gross. Still can be a dad jail. But that's like Dad Joe. That is Dad. What about Daddy Jail? with daddy's out there who's your first ballot for daddy jail

pft first ballot daddy jail shit I don't know I don't feel I feel weird even answering this question um hmm Cuomo

Andrew Cuomo is that the hot one no is that the hot one they're both hot they actually threw him in jail because the one that's like a news reporter No, no, he's the one that everyone was worshipping.

They're like Cuomo daddy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Anyway, UFO whistleblower, hot take. It was a cover up for the new Biden whistleblower. Didn't hear about that same day. Which Biden whistleblower? The one that the FBI can't keep alive.

What do you mean? If they reveal his name. If you look at Biden whistleblower. No, I saw that there was a story. there was a briefing that was given to Congress by the FBI who said that somebody came forward with evidence of multi-million dollar bribes that Biden was taking when he was vice president and they investigated it and they said that they can't find a crime. That's what I've read that the FBI said. But there was somebody that alleged a crime. I don't really want to get into it,

but I think there might be a little misdirection on the UFO stuff. Okay. All right. I was thinking about it more. And the more I think about it, and this ties into today's episode of Project Stargate, the more I think that this dude just said that we found an alien aircraft in order to make China and Russia think that we found alien aircraft. And we've got technology that they don't even know about. There's some what I know you probably just looked at surface level CIA documents on Project Stargate. But if you get into like the origins, of why they think that and everything and it like

dates back to ancient Mesopotamia and it gets wild I did not go all the way back to Mesopotamia are you going to let him call you surface level I just was about to say yeah whatever Billy thinks is surface level though Billy if Billy thinks something surface level that just means they think that aliens are hiding underneath it

so I don't know how much I can I can put in that stock I did do a lot of research though like you project Stargate you probably just like have the the release CIA documents Joseph McMonigal that sort of stuff I have a lot of stuff yeah yeah I mean have you even gotten into the Iraqi Anglo War when it comes to Projects Target yeah I have not so I'm looking forward to being illuminated little little sneak peek it's some fascinating historical fiction if that's all it is I would like to read more

historical fiction well that's why I have Billy I might write this as a book or a blog okay permission granted um what else do we want to get into today um i watched dark night it was too scary for me what part all of it chicken i just am not a scary movie person and i don't like the joker he's scary and i don't like it was too high it was too high um intensity i think that was the greatest acting performance what he fludger yeah like if you play the joker and don't die immediately after, then you didn't do the Joker right. Okay.

That's the standard. Okay. Method acting. See, like, I liked Heath Ledger more than like 10 things I hate about you. That's like my vibe. Was he a lot less scary in 10 things like that are. Yeah, he was a little. Hot take, Matt dog.

But it was so, I couldn't get past, I couldn't get past like an hour and a half in. I had to stop. What part scary? What was the, I don't like shooting. And I don't like the. Pencils?

What? I didn't get that part. I don't like how he puts the knife in his mouth. And he's like, I don't know how I got these cards. I don't like that shit. And also Christian Bail just kind of gives me the he BGGBs as like a general person. Well, did you watch American Psycho before?

I've, like, yeah. Yeah, so it threw you off. Okay. Did you get to? I've got a couple of other nominations for Dad, Joe. Oh, who? God. Wow, yeah.

What do you think about that? Explain. He sent his only son to Earth to have him kill. Yeah, did you read the rest of the story or? No, I kind of tapped out at a last focus. You should go check out. There's, it ends well. You should check it out.

You know what's funny about, he said his dad down there to get him tortured or his son down there to get him tortured for, you know, however many hours or days. And then, okay, you're going to die for three days. Then you can come back home. But then he came back and then basically died again. That's what. Explain?

He goes, he ascends his throne in heaven. heaven, which is basically dying again. I think both of y'all need to do some more reading. So he comes back. He says hi to Mary. Hey, girl. He says, what's up to his disciples? And then he just goes back to heaven.

Mm-hmm. That's not dying. Kind of. It's eternal life. Okay. What about Abraham? Can we say that Abraham? Oh, yeah.

He almost kills following orders. He almost killed his son. You know, who else is following orders, Big T. No. Again, also, also read the story. No, no, I'm, okay, the story is that Abraham was told by God, bring your son to the top of this mountain and kill him because it will please me. Abraham did as he was told and brought his son up there, was about to kill him, and then

God told him, psych. Not the verbiage I would use, but yes, God did say, don't. do it. Old Testament God is a little more fun. Yeah, Old Testament God is gronk. New Testament God is Kelsey. But Abraham was going to do it. That's why I'm saying put Abraham and Dad jail. I mean, like Old Testament, Testament God was a little more like classical Greek myth God. Like a little more God with a fault, you know? Like, New Testament God's, like, he's two goody two shoes. He's like, once what's best for humanity.

Couldn't play in this era. New Testament God is woke. Yeah. Talk about Muhammad, cowards. You won't do it. You only do the religions that you know won't kill you. I'll be honest. That is true.

I'll talk some shit. I'll be honest. I don't know, I don't know that much about the Quran. It's something that I have to do more research into, to be a well-rounded, biblical scholar um i pretty sure allah was in the koran is pretty new testament god too i don't think he did any fun like cool fuck around shit any fun stuff like oh psych you didn't have to kill you kid um what were we talking about before i sidetracked us back to got dad jail and then almost got everybody in the office killed dark night no dark yes i mean yeah dark night

It's just a scary movie, and people are, blah, blah, it's not scary. It is scary. I don't like people being killed. It's not that scary. It's just a good movie. It's a great movie. Also, like... Aren't you into true crime?

How was that true crime? It's not real. I feel like true crime is way scarier than fake crime. I don't like it happening in front of my face. I don't like it happening in front of my face. I don't like looking at it. I don't like guns. I don't like a shoot-em-up movie.

And I also don't like PTSD in the beginning of the movie when it's the bank robbery in the masks. PTST to when I got chased. People are talking. So, I don't know, just not my, not my game, not my, not my, not my thing. What's a clown mask? No, it was like a Jabberwocky's mask, but like same idea. But not my thing. Big T, you might like it, but I, I'm too scary. I don't think so.

I have to say, speaking of Batman movies, this. We are in Gotham. That, that, the new Batman movie with Robert Pattinson, that is the filter that's outside. It's sepia outside right now. Yeah. Are there people out there taking a lot of pictures for Instagram? Oh, every Instagram story I'm seeing right now. Should we like dress up like Batman and take a picture?

That would be pretty cool. If you go outside of a forest fire, it's a hot girl walk, baby. So true. Smoking. Leaving a trail behind me. You know what? I wouldn't be, yeah, if you take a bunch of kegs with a bunch of dudes, go out to those forests, we can put out some of those fires. How long is this going to last?

Like, how long are we going to be feeling like this? It's not. This is going to be, like, until they put all of them out. What? Because think about, there's smoke that hasn't hit us yet. Like, you know how, like, they say that the sun, like, the light from the sun that hits earth is like two years old? Yeah.

Like, the smoke that we're getting now is like three days old. And the fires are still burning. I know, but it was in, like, Minneapolis and like Wisconsin. And then it came down. So, like, when's it going to leave? us and head up to like Vermont or wherever it goes. No, no, no, it's, it came straight down. We, what we really needed was that

rain yesterday. That rain yesterday would have been great, but the only rain we have on the forecast is till Sunday because there is the element of the smoke blocking out the sun and the heat so there's no evaporated water so that it starts raining. There's

a wind would help out, right? Wind, if we got some wind. It was really windy yesterday. Build the fan. Build the fan, exactly. And word on the street is it's impacting flights, right? Like people are having a hard time flying out in New York. Yeah, I think they just shut down all flights into LaGuardia and JFK. I don't know about out of.

Well, that's interesting because as Jeff D. Lowe just pointed out on Twitter, the dozen tournament is later on today, if you're listening to this on Thursday. And I'm in Chicago right now. Jeff's in Chicago. I think Brandon Walker's in Chicago right now. We're ready to go. I mean, if we're here, we're ready to play. We shouldn't be punished if other teams can't make it out there, right?

Is that like a win by default? What about if your team for forfeit? Ruins the show for thousands of people and spoils the results. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, we're not talking about that. It's already happened to Billy. I know, but we're just, holy fuck. You know what the worst people are?

Speaking that big T is the people, the spoilers people that also then spoil it. Yeah. It's like everybody knows the answer already because I heard Brandon talking on this YouTube show earlier today. So I assume that everyone else knows too. Yeah. And then they spoil it. But yeah, I mean, it'd be a shame. Brandon and I, and I don't want to speak for Fran, because I know that she probably agree, but we're true competitors, Brandon and I. And so if we're going to do something, we're going to do it whole last, I moved to Chicago basically for the dozen tournament

because I knew that the finals would be here I wanted to be prepared I want to be my hometown before the match even started Brandon flew in a day early for the finals just in case something weird happened with travel

seems nobody else did anything like that to prepare so speaking for Brandon and myself I mean we did everything that we should have done we did all the right things we shouldn't be punished for this we're ready to go dude I actually just looked outside on the internet and it is way worse No, those pictures

Look way worse than Like if you walk outside It does not look like that No, I think it does You can see like through the cracks Can we open these? I don't know Because they look like they're from the outside

I would like to just rewind for a second And replay what Billy just said The sentence that he just uttered Which was I just looked outside On the internet Yeah, wait Yeah, that was a terrible sentence I'm sorry

But I just saw live I saw a live stream of like what one of like the live cams in the city and looked at it and I was like holy fuck that is worse than the ground it looks nothing like that no it doesn't I'm glad I'm not there yeah sorry that you guys have to do with it I'm glad I brought my mask yeah this is actually worth masking up for it but uh I'm now like my no one's gonna want to play pickup basketball fuck god forbid it's such great it's such great temperature Can't you play play football inside? Yeah, but then you have to find court space. It's like, and it's different rules.

Indoor basketball has different rules than outdoor basketball. It's just a psychological thing. Billy only play street rules. Yeah, what? Prison rules. Rambo time. If you call a foul, you get punched. No, it's like, like you got to make your fouls count because then if they get it in,

they don't call the foul. So you better make sure they don't score. Like, they can't have any possibility. So you're just deck. people in pick up basketball games in Hoboken. Well, I've seen you do it

in organized basketball games. I can only imagine what you're doing when it's prison rules. Do you guys want to you guys want to get into the topic extra early today? Yeah, because there's a lot to cover.

There is. I want to get this started with a psychic experiment of our own if that's okay. Okay. Is that cool? Yep. I actually had one planned.

Okay. you can do yours next. I knew that you were going to have one, Billy. That's how psychic I am. So I already prepared. I'm ready to go right off the bat. And then we'll get to you. Big T. Do you have, do you have any ethical or moral objections to participating in a psychic experiment? I don't know until you do it. It's not a cult. It's not an occult thing. It doesn't involve Satan. It doesn't involve religion. What I'm going to do is I have a piece of paper here. And I'm going to draw something on this piece of paper. all right and big t i want you to close your eyes and i want you to

i want you to envision me drawing it right now on this piece of paper are they closed okay did you see me drawing anything no can i open my eyes no i want you to okay close your eyes and just imagine what do you see that surprises you

is there anything that that's jumping into your eyes that you weren't expecting to see no think about anything think about any sort of image that the first one that pops to your mind what is it I'm not going to tell you it's a see I thought it has to be a secret no you're trying to guess what I just drew oh uh you drew a house what kind of house are we talking about like square trying roof, two little windows door. Are you sure it's a house? Of course not. My eyes are close.

It's a building? Okay. What I drew was a house. What? Without windows. No door, but that was a house with a triangle roof and a square house. Yeah, you probably drew it after I said that.

All right, you're good. I mean, you take me for some sort of moron. Got to wake up. Pretty early in the morning to fool big tea. I was born at night. It wasn't last night, though. So there's this thing called remote viewing, which I'm very interested in. Remote viewing is pretty much just ESP, but it's given a name that is not ESP to make it sound more official.

People that do remote viewing, they claim that they can see things that they're not present for. So the United States military has used these type of people to look overseas and military installations before try to figure out what's there if they can't get a drone above or if they can't send troops in and then they say what they see and then the military claims that has been effective before um i think it's kind of a bullshit but i do like the idea that it could be true what's ESP extra sensory perception yeah when when did that get used always how did you guys know what ESP meant before it's uh you ever watch that's so Raven? Oh, that's where I got. No, ESP has been around for, people have said that

forever. A long, long time. I just, I just didn't know that you guys knew it so well. I don't know. I knew what ESP was, but I didn't know, like, everyone knew what ESP? Wait, wait, wait, 30 seconds ago, you said, what is ESP? You know, like, extrasensory perception? Am I in, am I in crazy town right now? This guy just said, what is ESP? We explained it. He said, how did you know what that is? It goes, yeah, yeah, I knew what that was extrasensory perception. I just didn't know that other people. No, no, no, I didn't know people refer, like, I've heard of it, but the fact that you knew as soon as he said ESP, it was ESP, the guy, are you doing? Oh, you were doing a bit. I'm not doing a bit. I didn't, am I in crazy land? I was like, am I insane? No, where did you guys, what mode of content or like popular culture did you guys get ESP from? I probably read it. It's just like a thing. It's just like a thing. I don't know, like a long time ago. He's didn't know so common. Yeah.

So the acronym ESP, extracensory perception could mean anything. All it means is what, you know, what are your five senses? You've got your sight, your smell, your taste, your touch. What am I leaving out? Taste? Are we stupid? No, he said that. Sight.

Sight? Sight. Taste. Touch. Touch. Oh, hearing. Yeah. Yeah, there we go.

That's the fifth. Ironic. Exactly. Those are your five senses. And anything outside of those five is considered extrasensory perception. So ESP might actually, there are parts of it that probably exist. Like some people do have a sense of danger. Some people can tell when, you know, like dogs, animals, the hair stands up on their back.

But that's, you know, might be tied in to something that they hear. or it might be tied into something that they don't even know that they sense through one of the other five senses just gives them like a sense of fear but anything outside those would be considered ESP so whether or not you're like reading a mind

or you're seeing something that's not in front of you that somebody else is looking at that would all be considered ESP but yeah have you guys delved into the world of psychics at all before this yeah what do you think do you believe in psychics well like the the ones that talk to the dead or predict your future

they all just speak in very generalized terms um and then use prompts from you to sort of make their uh make what they're saying sound true so like they say someone's in the room is it a it's an older man and of course an older man speak like an older man's more more likely you're more likely to know an older man who's dead as opposed to like there's a little boy because older men next step they die like like having a someone die who's a child in your life is rarer so if like big t was coming to a psychic to talk to one of his relatives like he definitely has a dead relative who was an older man yeah and then they prompt from there yeah they do uh cold readings where people walk in and if somewhere to look at billy they would

just size them up real quick and then you're like, I bet I bet you're unsure about what you want to do for the rest of your life. I bet sometimes you doubt yourself. I bet there's some

also some sense where you feel like you're growing up too fast and that you should be having more fun and that you're not able to, that you're wasting seconds and that you look, you're probably an athlete to aren't you you probably played sports but you're not in sports now

you don't you're not a professional athlete sometimes you probably think about what the world would be like if you had played sports harder like that's all that's all stuff that a normal cold reading would give you just based on looking at Billy you know who actually does that

Joe Biden does he? Yeah so Joe Biden has a line that when he meets like a guy with like broad shoulders he goes oh you look like you can still play and he says that and it makes them feel good like oh yeah

but he says that to multiple people in like one person reported that they said it to him and then he heard him say the exact same line to another guy it's actually not a bad line I mean you gotta have a go to line if you're meeting that many people

yeah yeah you look like you can still play that would that would probably make me feel good if somebody told me that yeah so um his he usually just relies on his sense of smell though he's not a ESP guy um but yeah ESP anything that does not involve the primary senses it's been alleged that you can that some people have extra sensors or extra sensors that they can they can use to like figure out weird shit about you or like they said see the future um telling you something about your past

you get a lot of mediums on television too Um, it's like once every 15 years, there's like a new medium or a new psychic person that is all of a sudden in the national, national conversation, like Miss Cleo, remember her? No. For my time. Call me now. You don't remember Miss Cleo? Big T. You don't miss Cleo?

I know the name. I did not know that was like a television program or the, that's, I think that's a little before our time. Am I the only one in the room? I know the name. Do the M&Ms know? I don't think so Is there like a new psychic John Edwards

Long Island medium girl Yeah me too In a shock to no one But yeah it's John Edwards has been one for a while Yuri Geller was probably the first And we can get to him in a little bit Yuri Geller was on TV for like Three decades still is occasionally

Bottom line is these people are fun to have on a morning show when they want to talk somebody lighthearted and just have them do a trick for them and be wowed by it. But then a lot of people start to believe in it. Also, horoscopes are kind of that same type of thing. Like you get a vibe from the stars and then you tell people something vague about their future, about who they are. And they're like, oh, yeah, that's, that's totally me. There's an experiment that somebody did in college one time. I forget the school where it was it was based out of. But they took a horoscope reading. They didn't tell everybody that was a horoscope reading. And the next day in class, the teacher passed out little paragraphs to every

student and said, this is, I thought about you and your progress in this class, this is what I think about you as a student. Can you give me a rating on a scale of one to ten, how accurate you think it is? And everybody in the class gave him a nine or a ten on how accurate it was. And then he collected the papers, looked at it and was like, well, this was actually just taking out of the newspaper from yesterday. It's the same horoscope reading for everybody that I gave you. It's the same paragraph. And everybody was like, oh, yeah, that's totally me. So that's kind of how horoscopes were. Oh, so it's like it, they thought that it was true because the horoscope they read the day before. Or they thought it was accurate because horoscopes

are written in such a vague way. Like when I told you, like, if I knew, if I know that you're like somebody in your early 20s, I can say a lot of vague. things about what you are as a person like I bet yeah I bet sometimes you feel really accomplished in your job and other times you're not so sure about whether or not you're you're doing everything that you have to be doing in order to get ahead and everybody's like oh yeah that's me that's like the tarot card readers on TikTok I get those so often that's when like I know I'm down bad because I keep getting them but all the comments are like I claim this like you know me so well I'm

like they all say the exact same thing or if you're talking like I've heard people say this to to women before it's like I bet I bet a lot of people think that you're intimidating or that you can come across you know a little too severe sometimes but that's just what you have to do in order to get ahead as like a strong person and then everyone's like yeah that's totally me yeah that's so me that literally is so me that's so me but yeah let's get into let's get into the actual project Stargate because it does it is centered around ESP and psychic abilities and mediums and all that shit um billy i was going to say that it started in 1972 but i think i think mesopotamia predates that a little bit no this actually has nothing to do with the CIA uh project and it went

down a totally crazy wormhole of the or i'm just going to use focus on the history but i have some crazy shit that we'll put in after okay all right so um project stargate was rooted in the cold war and it was during a time where we were living in constant fear of getting nuked by the soviets and they were in constant fear of getting nuked by us and so we're spending a fuck load of money on our defense budgets and so was the soviet union and we were deathly afraid of falling behind them in anything whether it was a space race or just rocket capabilities um surveillance capabilities, things like that. So anything that we found out that the Soviets were investing money into, we automatically were like, well, we have to invest money into that and try

to get ahead of them. Same thing was happening on the other side. The space race is like case and point of that. I guess we both just thought it would be a good idea to get to the moon and see who would get there faster. We won, not to brag, but we did just a fact. But there were a lot of things like that. A lot of things in the defense budgets that we started to spend money on just because we knew the Soviets were also spending money on them. And we didn't want them to be better at anything in the military than we were just in case that was going to give them a significant leg up. And the more I talk about it and think about, the more I think to myself, like, what if the Cold War really wasn't that dangerous? What if it wasn't as dangerous as we were being

told? Because it was a great excuse for a lot of people to spend a lot of money and give money to a lot of very rich, powerful, important people, especially like the defense industry and defense contractors. Like having an entire population of the two superpowers live in constant fear that they could die at any second is a very powerful tool to have if you're trying to figure out how to raise more money from people. It's like, no, every dollar that you give us,

we're spending it to keep you safe because you could die if you don't pay us your taxes. And guess what we're going to have to raise taxes a little bit next year because we still don't want you to die, and there's this new cool missile. And if we just get this cool missile, then you guys really won't die. And also, we're going to make you hate this other side of the world. So not only are you afraid of them because you're afraid that they're going to kill you, but you also hate them.

So you want to spend more money and weapons that we can then use to kill them instead. It was like a very powerful time to be somebody with an unlimited defense budget. you could just you could do whatever you wanted essentially i don't know if you guys ever thought about that like we're always told that we're about to get blown up during the cold war that everybody was afraid which they were but i wonder how dangerous it actually was it's probably more dangerous now than it was that actually never mind from a maybe the Cuban missile crisis but like right now we have a land war in europe that wasn't happening during the Cold War

Right There were some skirmishes here and there There were proxy wars But those proxy wars What do you think in the Balkans Peninsula? Afghanistan Yeah

But isn't that something Just interesting to think about it's like How much danger were we in During the Cold War Versus how much was drummed up To keep us spending And keep us scared interesting

debate to be had with yourself we'll probably never know but the original point was that the U.S. government would spend on anything that the Russians were spinning on the Soviet Union was spending on and in around 1972 maybe a couple years before that

there was some CIA chatter about Russians that had the ability to bend spoons with their brains and to move spoons on a table. There was even a video that went around of some old lady in Moscow, I think, that had a bunch of silverware and plates and shit on the table. And she was just staring down at it. And she was manipulating the table to make it look like they were moving.

And so this memo started to get circulated around the CIA. And people were like, well, if Russia, if there's a small chance that they've figured out how to use ESP or how to use their brain, they've learned the force. course. How can we let Russia look into this and we won't look into it on our own? Because that would be very dangerous if they had the ability and we don't have the ability. So in 1972, we started funding a program called Scanate. And we had the Stanford Research Institute look into whether or not this type of remote viewing was possible. We want to know if it was possible to sit somewhere in San Francisco and then be able to see what's going on inside the Kremlin over in

Russia. So we started funding that and the Sanford Research Institute is actually like they are they're a legitimate research institute. They've developed a shitload of inventions, a bunch of chemicals and stuff that we still use to this day. They've developed a lot of stuff for the United States military. Basically they're a think tank research institute that has some of the smartest people in the world working for them to just try to solve problems or figure out ways to use different elements for chemicals to save people money, save corporations, money, create new inventions, things like that. So we decided to put that on their plate. They did an experiment and they claimed that some people in this experiment had an accuracy rate

of over 65% being able to tell what things were. If they were just sitting in a room trying to imagine what somebody else was looking at. So that would be a crazy, crazy high hit rate. And then I looked more into what the experiment was. Did you guys look into what the experiment was? Okay. So what they did, they would take somebody and they would lock them in a room. So it would be like Billy and Big T sitting in New York together.

And then Big T would know that, there were 10 different places around New York. So let's just say it's happening to New York. There are 10 different places in New York that Mad Dog and McKinsey were about to go out to. Right? And he didn't know which order they were going to go out. But let's just say it was like the New York Public Library, Statue of Liberty, Grand Central Station, Yankee Stadium, City Field, you know, these types of landmarks. And then McKinsey, Mad Dog, would just choose, okay, we're going to go to the Statue of Liberty.

And we're not going to tell Big T or Billy where we're going. And then once we get there, we'll call them, let them know that we're there. And then Big T. will ask Billy, close your eyes and try to see what it is Mad Dog and McKinsey are looking at right now. And then I want you to describe it to me. And so he would do that. And then the next day, Big T. would take Billy. out and show him the place be like this is what they looked at the day before then they'd take a third party let's say they'd ask arian to be like arian i want you to take a look at uh this description

that i have typed out it's all the words that billy used to describe what he thought he saw during the remote viewing yesterday when he was locked inside the room and i want to i'm going to take you out to uh grand central station city field statute of liberty, and I want you to match up Billy's description with the place that McKinsey and Mad Dog actually went out to. And they claimed that they got over 65% correct results in this, which when you do that 10 times in a row, to have that randomly happen where Billy's descriptions would randomly sink up and Aaron would be able to tell exactly which place Billy had described with his eyes closed in a room, not seeing anything, that would

have been, the chances of that happening by luck would be like one in a billion. So the Stanford Research Institute was like, well, this is legit. We need to put more funding in it and we need to see if it can become operational because we have some people that are able to do the impossible right now. What they didn't say at the time, though, was that there were a lot of big flaws in the experiment. So Billy would then go back to the same locked room the next day and then he closed eyes again and he would say in his new description of the new place that he was looking at remotely he'd say like remember yesterday when we went out and we saw you know all the water and uh you could see the city and we're up by the torch he would like use those descriptions when talking about the new place

that he was looking at so when arian is going out looking at all these spots trying to verify what billy described versus where he's at if it says remember yesterday when i was standing up by the torch arian would know that the description that he's giving in that write-up is not the statute of liberty because the statute of liberty visit already happened so there were a bunch of like fuck-ups in this experiment but the people at sanford research institute said that it was good enough where they should move on and maybe put it operational so they said that ESP does exist uh is kind of the long and the short of it and then after scanate ended it got taken over by by uh the guns gondola wish program and then they put that into operation on the grill flame program these are just terrible names aren't they and uh they set up like an entire entire shop in fort meade maryland and in fort med they started recruiting people to come out and just be be remote viewers and close their eyes and try to figure out what the hell was going on at other places um But at the time, there was one guy, Ray Hyman from the University of Oregon, that said that the Stanford research people were all fucked up, that they weren't getting it right.

And he was asked, so Yuri Geller was the guy that we talked about earlier. Did you guys know who Yuri Geller was? He's the guy that can bend the forks. Yeah, he was on every late night show. He was like, he became known as America's psychic, pretty much, even though he was from Israel. And he would show up on all these shows. and then he'd bend spoons and move shit around with his brain. And he was so good at it at the sleight of hand

that people actually thought that he was legitimately doing this using the power of his brain. And a bunch of skeptics proved that he wasn't. And he had this one really embarrassing showing on the Johnny Carson show where he would go there once every six months or whatever and wow Johnny and amaze the crowd and have everybody convinced that he was a psychic. and then it was who was his name i think it was the amazing randy the old magician he told johnny carson

next time yury comes on the show follow these steps bring your own silverware keep them in a box and don't let yury's people in the same room as the box and don't let them get out on stage and so carson brings out on stage with him and he lays all the silverware out and then yury was just like i don't feel strong today i don't I feel like I can't do it today. So he just went and sat on the couch on the Johnny Carson show and didn't even try to do that shit. So he was full of shit. But CIA still, they thought to themselves, like, what if Russia has this?

What if the Soviet Union has this ability and we don't have it? So they tried to get Yuri Geller to do remote viewing on Soviet nuclear secrets. They're just like imagine a Soviet base and tell me what you see there. and they actually believe some of his analysis of what he was seeing, which wasn't true. But yeah, then in 1977, they made an operational program out of it. And it actually, the crazy part is they had a couple of successes with it. There were a couple like dubs that the remote viewers got.

Yeah. Did you look into those, Billy? Yeah, there was this one guy, Joseph McMonigal, and his last name is not spelled like, McGonigal. It's MCMO and Eagle. And he was one of these people who the CIA approached because he thought he had innate psychic abilities. He said that due to the alcoholism, abuse and poverty that surrounded him as a child, that he started to get visions at night. And he started to, you know, use, get innate

abilities to navigate, you know, a difficult childhood. that began his teens. And when he was hitchhiking out and alone, he joined the Army in 1964 at 18 to totally get away from this hard life growing up. And he then subsequently became an experimental remote viewer while serving the U.S. Army intelligence. So he was serving as a chief warrant officer until he was severely injured in a helicopter accident. And then he was sent to work in intelligence. This is when, you know, the project Stargate was starting. And as of 1978, he was known as Remote Viewer Number One. And he was based in Fort Meade, Maryland. He had 10 years of service and he earned Legion of Merit for his work. And miraculously,

he said that he was involved in the Iranian hostage crisis. The Red Brigades and remote viewing Chinese nuclear facilities and Omar Gaddafi. He said that he predicted the location in existence of the Soviet Typhoon-class submarine in 1979. And in mid-January 1980s, satellite photos confirm those predictions. McMonigle says the military remote viewing program was ended partly due to stigma. Everybody wanted to use it, but nobody wanted to be caught dead standing next to it. There's an automatic ridicule factor. oh yeah psychics anybody associated with it could kiss their career goodbye um he had many supporters

of his um powers and apparently he was very good at it and you know with those tests we talk about there was a very unique test uh that mcgonigal was given a closed letter with coordinates in it and he was supposed to talk about what was depicted in there And this is where it gets very, very interesting. One day, McGonagall was awoken from a nap and given a sealed envelope that couldn't be open until the end of the subsequent viewing session, during which his colleagues dictated coordinates him for him to view. He found himself astral projecting to an unfamiliar locale. So this astral projecting is sort of the basis of the remote viewing psychic science, if you will, whereas these. remote viewers were able to take their, you know, subconscious self or astral being, quote

unquote, and transport themselves to this place. And this is going to be important later because their astral being is very different from their physical being. But the astral being was basically able to navigate space and time was part of it. And this sort of element of it is very interesting because McGonigal then started to describe where his astral being had transported after being handed this envelope, which he didn't

know what the coordinates were. So McGonigal, who often struggles to report the raw data, his colleague constantly reminds him to stay focused on. Throughout the viewing, his astonishment overtakes him leading to tangential period, sometimes as long as 30 minutes, trying to maintain

his focus. When McGonigle went into his viewing state, he described a world inhabited by a civilization in dire shape. He describes seeing an infrastructure consisting of intersecting roads, aqueducts, channels, and pyramids. When McMontagull eventually reports contact with living entities, his colleagues tell him to initiate communication with them. He describes their situation as being in critical state, seemingly on the brink of apocalypse. Having purportedly sent members of their civilization on a mission to find a new place to inhabit, it, these tall, shadowed figures appeared to be in a state of hibernation, awaiting the return of

their search party. When he asks if these entities can perceive him, they describe him as something of a hallucination. At the end of the viewing, McGonigle opened his envelope to see where he supposedly projected to. So he didn't know where he was projecting, where his astral being was going. He just handed his envelope and told to try to go to wherever, you know, they had handed him, but he didn't know. It's like there was a double blind test. In the envelope, the coordinates in place that he was supposed to go to was Mars approximately one million years BC. So he apparently described not knowing what was in the envelope a dying civilization on Mars that included tall shadowy figures that were on Mars a million years ago, and he didn't know what was in the

envelope. It's cool to think about. And when you find out that it was on Mars, you're like, oh, holy shit. That's kind of creepy what he thought about. But we also don't know if that actually ever happened on Mars. Yeah, we don't. But he didn't know that Mars is in the envelope. Yeah.

But again, is this a thing where how many days? different civilizations are glimpses into human history would fit that same description that you just gave. But he didn't even know if he was traveling into time. Right.

If you actually, there's a YouTube video where he describes everything he talked about and they have, in the release documents, they have the exact dialogue,

line by line. And he then shows the description of what he was talking about is very similar. to the coordinates on Mars that he was given. Yeah. And it's, you know, if I don't think we have time, but I recommend going on to, I don't know

if we have a good way of projecting it, but basically describes that there's a crater on Mars and on the side of the crater, there's a pyramid structure. And he was like, look, if this pyramid was a naturally occurring pyramid, it wouldn't be on top of this crater. The crater would have destroyed it. and it's it's pretty out there but i mean we've just been told that UFOs exist and otherworldly beings were recovered with intact so i mean this stuff's kind of sounding more and more uh believable but yeah this guy this guy mcgonigal was also asked to take a look

underneath the arc or inside the arctic circle at a soviet military base and describe what you see there. And he said that he sees a submarine with two holes in it. And it was a new type of submarine that the Russians were building. And like Billy said, it was confirmed by a satellite picture. But why didn't we just send the satellite over there? Why did we have him? Well, because he predicted it before. Yeah, a satellite with two holes or sorry, a submarine with two holes. That's what he saw. There was another thing where Tupilov 22 spy plane, Billy, are you familiar with that one? No, you're the plane guy. Okay, thank you. It crashed in Africa and they were looking for it and there was an Air Force pilot named Rosemary Smith and they told her that a Soviet

plane went down in a specific area and she gave the longitude and the latitude that she thought that it was out and then they found it not far off from where she said that it was just trying to like do remote viewing on it. And they told Jimmy Carter that they found this spy plane because a psychic told him where it was and he was like, yeah, well, that's bullshit. So he's a skeptic. Jimmy Carter is still alive, still a skeptic. You had to bring him up again, huh?

I mean, it was during the administration. We just keep restarting the clock. I don't think he's sick. I really think his body might be like, hey, we're good to go now. He might be impervious. White Walker?

He's going to pass like tomorrow. but um it's pretty crazy so this project yeah they uh so this lady claims to have found the spy plane by doing stuff like this by just closing your eyes in a room they also established a unit called the first earth battalion did you guys read about that at all yeah this this kind of rocks so it was a u.s army unit and they tried to figure out if if soldiers could like walk through walls so they're like if we put soldiers in a room for long enough and just have them think about walking through walls will they will they be able to actually turn invisible this was something that was actually studied i think it was our fort brag and there's a movie called the men who stare at goats

with george cluny very funny movie you should check it out if you haven't seen already it's about kind of the first earth battalion and project stargate but it's about some other stuff too but um they did have them stare at goats to try to give the goats heart attacks so they would spend hours in this room staring at a goat trying to kill it with their brain. And one guy claims that he killed a goat. And when they did the autopsy on it, they opened it up and it looked like it had been shot on the inside. My best bet is they probably shot the goat. And then they were like, yeah, good news. Can I get out of this room now? I was able to kill the goat with my brain. They probably just got sick of staring at that goat. They could see that the inside of the

gun had been shot. There's no outside signs. That's what they said. Yes. That's what the autopsy said according to the guy that did it. So not according to the guy that did the autopsy according to the guy who has talked about his experience in this battalion. So also if you're in the army, you're bored

as fuck. You probably also just want to mess with people after the fact. And it's kind of cool to have everybody think that you're able to kill an animal just by staring at it. So they might just be lying about it. Or, I mean, let's think about it. You could kill a goat,

have it looked like it got shot on the inside with no bullet holes on the outside? Yeah, I'm kind of thinking you may have shoved a gun Yep. In an orifice. Yeah, the goat got shoved. They just put a gun in its butt and pulled the trigger. And that's actually like a ridiculous

thing to think about is there's a guy that's just in a room staring at a goat for five hours. And he's like, fuck this. I'm bored. I got to get home. Yeah, come on. Thursday night football tonight. I got to get home in time.

And he just puts his gun up the goat's ass, pulls the trigger. And then he's like, good news. I killed this goat with my brain. Give me a promotion. Is this just like, did all your schools have like a goat room? What are we doing? What are you talking about? Isn't this like a urban legend in like everyone's school that there's like this goat room in that like back in the day when frats were hardcore that they'd lock all the rushy the whole pledge class in and then like they all weren't allowed out until one dude fuck the goat.

What? And then if whoever described this recently, but no, that is not. Then whoever didn't fuck the, whoever fucked the goat ended up not making it. Yeah, you talked about this. with skull and bones and I said that you were talking about the plot from severance because there's a goat room in severance too yeah I think that's what's probably from but I'm glad he didn't fuck the goat while he's locked in the room we don't know that I mean he killed him right afterwards probably said the goat wouldn't say anything um but yeah I mean so I was reading

about Project Stargate and how there was like this all all that we're talking about is attempts at the astral body like their astral being to traverse space and time to find these things but with that like walking through walls there's also studies about how to get your physical body to move across time and space and this is where it got really fucking weird like it got there's some crazy shit that it's probably just internet lore but like people have written books about it. Don't take anything I'm about to tell you as any sort of fact. It's just like a weird hypothetical that is like kind of mind-blowing and kind of like a believable in, no, not really believable, but like it just, it just is a whole very interesting historical fiction to digest.

Official Billy disclaimer. Don't believe anything. Don't believe any of this. This is a big time, This isn't true, but you have to admit it, it'd be kind of sweet if it was. So this is where it's true. So let's go to the... You just started out with, this is the truth. What I did you say? I said, this is where it's true. This is, I meant to say this is not.

This is not true. This is where it starts. Okay. So the, they say that the genesis of the Stargate program, we just have seen the declassified papers, quote, unquote, of the psychic. movement through time and space and there's the still classified physical movement through time and space and basically the united states started doing this stuff because when the russians uh captured uh berlin and went down to the fewer bunker where hitler was hiding they found a they didn't find hitler hitler disappeared we can't find his body but they found a stargate of like a

a portal that transports people to different dimensions and time and space. So then the Russians capture this technology and we're trying to use it to create a super weapon or a way to contact beings on the other side. Yeah. Billy, I'm not trying to rain on your parade. I'm just saying, imagine if Hitler had a Stargate and he still lost the war. I know. That's embarrassing.

That's Big T, that's like hypothetically spending the most money on a payroll. in sports history and then getting out to a 30 and 31 start during the season hypothetically. That would be really difficult to do

in terms of how bad it is. I'm not, that's the last I'm going to mention the Nazis because that's like, but it gets more interesting when you find out

where they got it and like, it's really fucking cool. Like, it's fucking weird. But basically the theory is is that during the Anglo-Iraqi war

in 1941, the Nazis and Italians had sponsored this one prince whose name was Rashid Gailani and a coup d'etat for the Iraqi government and that's what the Iraqi government no the other phrase that you said uh kutatei yeah it's getting closer only one sound off he he mixed it with crudatee like a nice wait why did you why did you do that voice you just did again? What, the French one? Whatever, what you just said. Cudate! No, you did like

an African one after that. No, I didn't. I just was mixing up pronunciations. But when you did the French one the first time, you said it right. Cudite? No, Cudita. Cudita. Cuteta. But anyway, the reason why

they did this was because in in Iraq, there is this giant megalithic structure which is called basically it's the burial ground of Gilgamesh

and do you guys know the story of the epic of Gilgamesh? So Gilgamesh is basically the original religious story that they discovered one of the original great flood myth stories and if you look at a lot of the Mesopotamian Sumerian mythology it's a lot of like you can see how they evolved into biblical stories so

the great flood myth is one of them where one family survives a flood and then you know there's this whole other story about Gilgamesh who is a half god half human 17 foot tall like king who has a buddy named Enkidu that they originally were supposed to fight and then the gods you you know, sent Enkidu to fight Gilgamesh, but then Gilgamesh and Angktu became bros and went on a bunch of adventures together. But then Enkidu died, which made Gilgamesh very sad and try to find, you know, the meaning of immortality and everything. And he went looking all around the world for like how to live forever or how to transcend time and space. Anyway, they're saying that in this megalith, uh, which is supposedly where Gilgamesh was supposed to,

where his grave is that basically there's a 17 foot body or there's a star gate which Gilgamesh figured out that's how he was supposed to transcend time and space and live forever was to go through the star gate

so the Nazis put this guy into power and they were able to get the plans for the star gate and build one themselves this is how the Russians figured out how to travel the astral plane because they captured it at the end of World War II, and that's why we've started our own stuff in order to try to figure out how we can transcend time and space so the Soviets don't beat us to it. This is where it gets really interesting.

Oh, this is where it gets it. Okay. So basically, in 2003, and there's a BBC article, there's a BBC article confirming this, there was a German archaeologist. who had found, you know, like some maps in the Berlin Museum and basically found what he thought was Gilgamesh's tomb underneath this megalithic structure that Saddam had been parking planes in. Because let me...

It's got a hangar. Yeah. Put planes in a hangar. No, no, it's this... Wait. Stargate. All right. So this whole, so basically once this guy discovered this tomb of Gilgamesh, the United States government got wind of this and we invaded Iraq because they were afraid Saddam had captured the Stargate in that the weapons of mass destruction that Saddam had fat that we were going after wasn't nukes, wasn't chemical weapons, but was the Stargate in Gilgamesh's tomb.

which was, you know, a portal to the Akunani, Anunaki, who were the god aliens, who were, Gilgamesh was half Anunaki, these aliens that like built the Stargate to escape their planet to come to Earth. And they were like the ruling gods in the epic of Gilgamesh in that they were aliens. And they had these superpowers and they could transcend time and space. and it's just really wild again it sounds like this stargate thing is like the cursed monkey's ball where you should be able to win any war possible with with the uh with the stargate with the ability

to transcend time and space but you just have to like trust the stargate as to where it's going to take you so Hitler had had the stargate and he was like okay I'm going to put my army into the stargate ah shit they just popped out at Stalingrad damn it it's December fuck I should have been more specific. And then the Russians get it. And the Russians fuck up the Cold War because it turns out that the one place that they did want to go was be sent to outer space to the moon. They couldn't beat us to the moon.

So we beat them. Yeah. Then Saddam Hussein was about to get captured. He's like, I'm better run to the Stargate. Ah, shit. It just put me in the ground 100 miles northwest of Baghdad. Well, they're definitely going to find me here eventually. The Stargate sounds like it's not actually.

that nice of a tool to win any battle so billy under this lord does that mean that we currently possess the stargate well it turns out we just have plans for a stargate like they built multiple stargates and there might be stargates under every temple that every pyramid like three pyramid succession underneath all those are a stargate because they're aligned up like a certain star structure it's pretty out there none of it's real but it's kind of funny to think that we invaded Iraq because there's a Stargate underneath Gilgamesh's tomb. Yeah. And maybe is it kind of funny or something you believe? No, it's just like it's like a it's funny like ha ha imagine if George Bush invaded Iraq because of I came in here before the show and Billy was watching a lot of videos.

That's all I can see Putin invading like trying to get to Kiev because he thinks that there's a star gate there. Well, it's all this like a cult shit that like every bad person in history just believes this weird like almost very similar like non-Christian ancient power thing that like Putin may like Putin injects like occultism into his own stuff like everyone's following the same like occult playbook like Saddam like it's this weird like alternate history they all sort of believe. A different thing to think about with that is like maybe crazy people believe in crazy things. Irrational actors probably also look to weird superpowers to try to figure out because

if they're too logical, then they wouldn't be in the position that they're in at the moment doing the things that they're doing at the moment. True. Because like Stalin built seven towers under the same sort of like weird theology. I forget what is. But so the place that Saddam had possession of that the U.S. Army wanted to take over was the ziggurat of er, which is a neo-Sumarian zygirat that was the city of Err near Nassarria. The structure was built during the early Bronze Age and was supposed to be the Venice of Iraq, basically.

And there was other parts to the conspiracy where the U.S. military, like, raided the Baghdad museum really early on and took all of the ancient, like, technology from the basement of it. it's just weird again if they had this stuff then they they should have been able to at least defeat kuwait yeah or iran and also if they had this stuff why wouldn't they yeah why wouldn't they use it against iran in that war yeah exactly they weren't they weren't like holding out for anything they as far as they were concerned that was like their biggest that was their biggest initiative that they were going to have uh there's about a dozen people i think 12 to 15 people at the U.S. Army actually did hire, though, in this program that worked either

out of Fort Bragg or other places who were just in charge of, like, closing their eyes and thinking that they were finding shit. There's this one lady named Angela Ford. And in 1989, they were trying to track down a customs official named Charles Jordan. I think he was like under, he had a warrant out for his arrest, I think for distribution or cocaine or something. but he was in hiding nobody knew where he was so she went to work she sat down in this room tried to see if she could identify where he was and she said that he's in lowell wyoming

L-O-W-E-L-L-L-L-L-L-O-W-E-L-L-L-O-V-E-L-L-O-Wing turns out they found them in L-O-V-E-L-O-V-E-L-O-Wyoming which is They found him like 100 miles west. That's very, very close in terms of what she was thinking and where they actually found him. To me, this just screams like she saw a place where they were looking for him and she misread it and said that he's in Lowell.

If you see Lovell and you barely glance at it, you would probably say Lowell. And so she probably saw something and then told everybody that's where you should look. W badly named letter. It should be double V. Agreed. Big T, you know what? Ha, ha, that's very French of you.

Why? In French, it's called dublevet. I take back what I said then. No, you already said it. No, I don't, I take it back. Now you get a little bit of that French in you. I most certainly do not. You have some of that, Genesee qua.

Absolutely not. It does make sense, though. It's not a double. It's two Vs. in a row. But yeah, so she claims that she found that customs officer. And then she also, they don't talk about the ones that they don't get right, though. Like you do a hundred of them and you're wrong 99% of time and you happen to be right

one percent of time. You probably waste a lot of money looking for people in nuclear submarines and and Russian spy planes in parts of the world where they most certainly are not. Billy, can you explain what you just sent in the group So both to the listeners and myself, please. So basically, I sent into a group a mashup of pictures of pyramids across the world that are in the same pattern as Orion's belt, Orion's belt. So the pyramids of Giza, they're both. Three successive pyramids.

Tenak, the ones in Mexico are also like that. The great pyramids are like that. And there's also some in Antarctica that are mountains, but they kind of look like that three successive pyramids. As well as the World Trade Center. They say that building seven and the two twin towers are also in that. And what is the significance of three things existing next to each other? They think that they're Stargates

Got it Underneath them there's Stargates Okay Okay I would actually buy that some of the pyramids Might have been constructed To be in the same pattern as Orion's belt, Billy

Orion's belt The thing is whenever I heard Orion's I thought it was spelled like Irish You thought it was like O apostrophe R-Y I thought it was like Orion's He's got a flask hooked up to it. I thought it was like an Irish name. Shalele dangling from one side and so the arrow. I thought it was

just drunk. Yeah, the Giza pyramids, there's a bunch of stuff that has to do with the Giza pyramids that are connected to astronomy and like looking at the stars, how they're oriented to be almost like a projection of some of the stars. So it wouldn't, it wouldn't shock me if they built that in the same pattern as a Ryan's belt. Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty wild. Totally all fiction. And I don't believe any of this, but it's kind of a funny, like, alternate universe people have written online. Mm-hmm. It is.

So in conclusion, the Stargate program was shuttered in 1995 once some of the details started to become public and people are like, what the fuck are we spending money on? Now, I'm going to give some credit to the government for some of their wasteful spending. We spent about $20 million on it. So in today's terms, I don't know. Would that be like $100 million if it started in the 70s, maybe a little bit more than that? In the off chance that there was something that we found would have definitely been worth over $100 billion to know that, right? Like I was shocked actually that the number wasn't higher that we didn't spend more money on it.

But we did spend a good amount of time, effort, manpower on trying to figure out if people could sit in a room and look at some place that was across the world. And if this was possible, maybe don't have these people focus on. looking for like one Coke dealer out in Wyoming maybe have them sit down and just try to find out where all the nukes are that Russia has or like where where um whoever it was at the time Stalin or Khrushchev any of those guys where they were so we could just drone strike them real quick that probably would have been a better better use of time and if it had worked they probably would have gotten those guys were dead man the dead man's hand is that what's called yeah that's something I don't think we've ever talked about on this show I think we

have that Russia if one guy doesn't wake up one morning and press a button every day then this a bunch of nukes just go off towards the United States yeah we've talked about that I think yeah seems a little dangerous mm all right well um that's that's project Stargate we probably have something like that that we're doing right now honestly I think we have alien technology 100% okay well I mean this ties in again with what we're saying earlier about the UFOs it seems to me like what Russia did was create a hoax of a video and either using their own intelligence services that were in the United States as spies inside the CIA or whatever means they had.

They got that circulating in the CIA just to make us think that Russia had this ability to make us spend time, effort, manpower on trying to match that capability or studying that capability. And if that's the case, mission accomplished. They got us to spend more money. that sounds to me like pretty similar to what we might be doing right now with alien technology and alien spacecraft trying to make China be like well shit if they've got it we should probably how come they have it and we don't let's spend more money waste a bunch of our time and resources

looking for this technology that they don't even have i like that would make sense so do you think they made up that whole stargate stuff because i could see that too project stargate no like the start the actual Stargate, like the physical moving your physical body amongst the time and space. Do I think that was made up? Yes. I mean, yeah, you either believe it's made up or that it exists. No, no, like, do you think the Russians manufactured it?

And like, yeah, we found some pretty cool stuff in Berlin. They might have. Yeah. To get us to wonder about it specifically to get Billy to think about it like 70 years from now. They're like, there's going to be a kid that's going to waste a bunch of people's time on a podcast talking about this. But that's pretty, I mean, it's just so funny that, like, we evaded Iraq because there's

a Stargate and Gilgamesh's grave. Billy believes that. I can tell the way he's talking about it. He believes that. Well, just like, of all the crazy reasons, like, because we're like, why did we invade Iraq? Oil or Gilgamesh. Well, okay. So it's also crazy to think about Ronald Reagan and his wife, Nancy, Macy, RIP, her, her,

her big thing was astrology. So she would like advise Reagan on what to do she would advise her husband on what to do about certain you know agenda topics of the day based on what his astrology chart was going to read like that morning. So she believed in it like

for lack of a better term. She was a full-throated endorser. She had another big thing as well. She liked to advise mini men. She did. Yeah. She was she was head advisor for a lot of guys. see she she believed that culty weird shit yeah so like Reagan probably made a couple

decisions at least based on the advice from his wife and really you don't need to be a mind reader to get a guy to do something if you're that good at giving blow jobs right right fellas I was thinking about the Stargate yeah they exist in the back of Nancy's throat what if like what if like Just people's kids going through the star game. All right. That's how other planets get life. But what if you're like when you do psychedelics,

you can tap into the astral plane and like... Okay. Go on. ...munks the stars and contact entities. Go on. That'd be pretty cool. It would be pretty cool I admit it would be

All right Well anything else we want to talk about When it comes to Projects Target Because this is a real thing that allegedly happened I wonder Should we try to go somewhere in our brains Yeah Billy you said that you had an experiment right I was going to give you

An envelope with coordinates in it Tell you to have me You were going to have me do the Mars experiment Yeah but it wasn't going to be Mars I think it seems like it's not as long ago as we maybe think it was that people were just kind of stupid Yeah

Like I feel like there has been a much larger Than you would anticipate jump in human intelligence In the last 40 years Yeah And maybe that's due to like an exponential rise in technology And stuff like that But like it's not a long time ago that we were doing really crazy weird dumb shit yeah i mean most people if they wanted to learn something

you had to you had to get up first of all you had to stand up out of your chair that sucks and you had to go walk or get into a car drive it to a library use the dewey decimal system find the book that you're looking for on the shelf take the book off and then sit down and then read that book and then absorb that information now you just you don't You don't, you barely even have to open your eyes. As long as you got two thumbs and sometimes you don't even need thumbs to do it, you can just use your voice or like eye tracking software. You can just get answers to most anything. I actually think what the internet's been worse for is bar arguments because there was a time not too long ago when you can get into an argument in a bar about like something that happened in sports 40 years ago.

And then nobody would know who's right. And both guys could just be sure that they're right and get mad at each other and be like, I'm still right about this. Now you just look it up. Yeah. But yeah, I think people were significantly more dumb. But that said, I could still see the government spending money on something like this right now. I mean, if we only knew the things that we're spending money on.

It's probably reverse engineering alien technology that we found from crashes. Or Iraq. Yep. You definitely believe the Stargate in Iraq theory. No. you guys want to do some voicemails yeah there's also a a Russian article that said that there was a UFO in Iraq that we were invaded to to get and that Saddam was reverse engineering UFO again he probably should have won the war then or at least

put up a fight yeah I want to do voicemail yep what's happening guys um big fan of the pod this is pat from delco my question for you all is what do you think if there was a skill what do you think you're 99 percentile on that skill like for example um i can see an actor actress and name every movie or show they've ever been in that sort of thing don't you think you could potentially be the best in the world at weird skill anything like that um thanks guys I have freakish eyesight. Do you think you're 1% in Sears?

I can read the whole chart. What kind of vision is that? I want to say 2010. It's 2010. No offense, I have 2010 too. Oh, cool. Shit, maybe not that special. Wow.

Mad Dog, sounds like your eyes are really, really good. Best eyesight. in the room. Oh, yeah, probably. Do you want to have an eye off? Do you want to be an eye off? Yeah. We should. Yeah, let's do it. How can we do that? We need to get one of those things. Get an eye chart. Yeah. But then we'll memorize it by accident. Not by looking at it once. What? Yeah, you can. If I looked at it at one time, it's like who just who reads far? Yeah, but then if we have to like take step backs. Big T, can you do me a favor real quick? Can you look just Google online? see if there's an eye test

internet eye test just see if one exists the pixels aren't big and aren't small or you're already making an excuse it sounds like you're saying that you couldn't do it by just looking at a screen well maybe there's an internet eye test

we could put it on the here's one from a glasses company that costs money that seems like a fucking racket yeah hey pay us so we can tell you what you need that you can then

buy from us. They definitely upload that in the shittiest resolution possible. It's a personal seat license for glasses. You have to pay for the right to buy the glasses. You know, I feel really stupid saying my eyesight prowess out loud because the only people I've talked to about it is just like

the random nurses that I do it with. I mean, yeah, these are just eye charts like we could put one up on the TV if you want. Wait, what Billy? What? Would you just say it's like a really personal thing? No, it's just like the only person who's known about my eyesight is the nurses

I do the eyesight thing with. Oh, that you do the eyesight. Okay. I like to show off my eyesight to nurses because they understand it. Bunk. No, they give the test. Where's that clitoris surrounding somewhere?

Ah, got it. There it is. 2010. 2010 vision. Ladies. Ladies, get you a man that's got 20. That was good. Big T, what are you the best in the world at? I think I might be the best at creating acronyms for things.

I turn everything into an acronym. Like, people that, like, my friends and my girlfriend and stuff, I have, like, anything, I have acronyms for anything. Give me an example. So like over Memorial Day weekend, I was with my uncle and his kids. And so one of the kids is three. So he just gets pissed off randomly at any, at the drop of a hat. So those were dubbed random fits of rage, aka RFR.

So now anytime I say RFR, that means like someone has gotten upset irrationally or for whatever, you know. So that's RFR. Is there anybody in the office, in the Barcelona office that you can think of that exhibits traits of RFR? I think there are a couple RFRs here for sure. RFRs. Yeah. RFRs.

RFRs. Yeah. So I just create acronyms for everything and I'm the goat at acronyms. That's a great way to describe it. I think, well, I'm really. really good at stopping the gas pump on exactly the number that I want to spend. I was like probably batting 80% when I was driving a car full time. Sometimes I just do it for fun. I like I'd be filling up my car and okay, it's getting close to 20. Let's see if I can just stop it at 20 again.

Boom, stop it at 20 first time. No worries. I'm about to buy another car. So I'll have to see if my skills got rusty on that. But last I checked, I was good at it. If you asked Jeff D. Lowe, I don't think I've missed a sublime trivia question in the history of the dozen. So I might be one of the best sublime trivia. But that also falls in the category of things that you really care about and study a lot when you're, I don't know, 13, 14 years old. And that stuff stays in your brain for the rest of your life. What about you, ladies? I mean, I think mine has to be the splitting of the letters.

I would say that's a hindrance. not a skill. No, but I'm good at doing it. Like, it hinders other parts of my life, but I'm good at doing it. That are memorizing license plates and then recounting them later in life. But you're the best narc. Yeah, but I don't, but I don't do anything with them. Did you ever notice one repeatedly, repeatedly and think they're stalking you?

No, but you know what I did notice growing up is when I would do this, is that, so I know different states do their license plates different ways. Ohio does three letters and then four numbers. So, like, growing up, my mom's license plate was three letters and four numbers or whatever. And I would notice, I would, like, register patterns in, like, the first three letters. If they were from the same dealership, they would have the same first three letters or something like that. So then I, like, yeah. So then, like, if one car that I saw would have the same three letters as my mom's, I'd be like, oh, they got it from the same place we did.

I'm also I think I might be the best estimator of what time it is having not looked at a clock in the previous at least one hour. Oh, that's a good skill. Like, I can't do it right now because I just unintentionally saw

what time it was, but I could have not looked at a clock for two or three hours and be within five minutes, easy. That's a good skill to have. Yeah. McKenzie? Oh, um,

I would say I'm really good at hula hooping. Like, I used to win all those competitions, like, in elementary school in hula hooping. And my mom is actually really good at it, too, so maybe it runs in the family. But I would always be, like, one of the last, the winners. The hooper? And we'd have to go down, like, oh, like, one leg or, like, spin around or, like, some weird trick because it wasn't ever ending. Did you ever beat your mom? I don't know, actually.

I think there was always different, like, kids and parents. Like, they were never, like, I never went against her. Big T's also good at Hoolooping. I remember that. He is. Yeah. Oh, my God. People forget.

Knock me. A lot of people saying that that propelled UT to a victory. Yeah. Boys are fired up. And then was shown that video in the locker room. Yeah. That was a memory that was pulled from way back there. Market Square gets rowdy on Friday nights.

A couple weeks ago, I was walking through the airport and I saw it looked like a hula hoop team that was walking through that they all had their like professional hoops with them. Oh no, that's like rhythmic gymnastics. Do you do hula hooping and rhythmic gymnastics? They do. They don't hula hoop. They have the hoops and then they swing them on their arm and then throw them up and then like catch them back on their arm and then like use them as like an accessory. Got it. And they have them in those bags.

Yep. we got to get a hula hoop off going between big t and mackenzie yeah these photos are nuts of new york city right now oh it looks yet less yellow now what if the aliens are here and they're just trying to smoke screen us so that we can't see the huge firefight going in this up in the sky between the UFOs and like the f-22s interesting what would you say the arian is the best at in the world uh playing running back Yeah, probably football

Well Top 40 Who would be better Like ever You want me to go down the list Now with him not here I think we'll say that

For when he's here But it's like even if he was Even every bad running back Arian was a good running back in the NFL Every bad running back in the NFL Is still in the 1% of being it In the whole world I'm going to say

I'm going to say nice things about Aryan Because he's not here right now But Aryan was in fact The best running back on planet Earth for probably two, maybe three seasons. Yeah. So, like, he's very good.

Even a good, even a good car running back is in the 1% We toss around great a lot. That's an overused word. He was all pro. He's really good. Yeah, he's great.

He was a good player. I would say that if he was properly utilized, he could have been the best ever I would not say that that's quite a statement to make who's the best running back ever Barry Sanders I think Aaron would tell you that

Barry Sanders was a better running back than he was was Dion Sanders a running back? I think if Barry Sanders was played in Aryan's era that he wouldn't be as successful interesting you could say Aaron Foster is the best ever

like best one of how many people have existed on earth have we looked that up before it's like a hundred billion or something no no i think it's i think more people have exist now than have ever wait one second no i don't think that's true a hundred and seventeen billion okay a hundred 17 billion are we counting early humans in that how's that what's the cut off on that either way you're really well yeah that's a good point i think uh where arian erian is without a out the best of all time out of 117 billion people at playing running back for the Houston Texas. That is true.

Yep. The best. That's crazy to think. What about the Miami Dolphins too? No, they had some good players. Who's the best, for sure? Who's the best dolphins running back of all time? Wasn't O.J. Simpson on them?

He's on the bills. What about Ronnie Brown? Oh, Ricky Williams. Ricky Williams. He's pretty good on Miami, yeah. Mercury Morris. That's a good name. It is a good name.

But, yeah, Aaron's one of one. One of 117 billion. Why don't you think O.J. Simpson played one season on the dolphins? Why did Aaron Foster play one season? all the great ones do all right another voicemail yeah

hey guys this is quentin from Philadelphia PA just want to say I'd love to show you guys are killing it but my question for you all is what is your closest near just experience if you had one

so I'd love to hear that for you all. Anyways, keep killing it, staying, and beautiful. Peace. I know mine. What's this in your death experience? Go off. I was probably 12 or 13, and so my great grandma lived next to this restaurant that we went to all the time, and it was like,

still is my favorite restaurant ever. and one day my family was over there I was like let's go to roasters and like nobody wanted to go and they're like you can go if you want like just go walk down there and so I I walked down there went and got food and I was walking back

and I crossed the street like I didn't have the light but I was just like there's no cars coming and I was looking down at I probably had like an iPod at the time I don't even think I had a phone and I looked down at something and I just I should have gotten killed. Like, I should have been just absolutely

creamed by this car. And the guy swerved out of the way and missed me. And I had no, I probably had headphones in, I think. And I looked up and saw him, like, where Billy is getting around me. I was like, holy shit. Already an angel. Yeah. Wow.

I'm glad that car missed. You know what kind of car it was? I don't recall. Got roasters, though. That was good. Yeah. How good did that meal take? All outstanding.

Best meal of your life. Yeah. What about you, Billy? You ever almost die? A couple times. What's interesting, though? You say it's so casually. No, because, like, for example, like, getting hit in the head and then, like, going to sleep without waking yourself up.

And, like, that was pretty, like, dangerous. You've seen, like, a type of kid that almost got kidnapped at one point. No. No, no. It was too paranoid. You'd also be like the kidnapper would probably give you back. Yeah. Because like you just would keep talking to them about random things.

Like not even on the mean streets of New York City. No, Billy was definitely that kid from Jerry McGuire that had all those facts. Yeah. He just keeps saying. Did you know what had? Did you know the brain weighs eight pounds? No, I'm trying to think. I was pretty sick as a child.

Hmm. Oh, no, you know what? I almost slipped off the rope at the bottom of the East River. That would have definitely killed me. Yeah. What do you want with Danny? Yeah, the current was pretty crazy. I was like white knuckling the rope and I was at the bottom and I got hit with like a serious like gust of current because it's a title estuary.

So it's not a river. So the currents aren't all moving at the same time at the same place. I got my hand slipped off and right before I had my leg wrap around but right before I was able to like get loose off the line I grabbed with my other hand

and I was like you know what it's time to go back to the surface I'm not finding any mammoth bones down here that was pretty dangerous I got to a car accident when I was how long ago was that it was probably 10 years ago maybe 12 years ago

I was driving my car car, I was pushing a Honda Ridgeline sick whip through this intersection. I was on my way back from the gym just to back in arms. It was a really good workout. And I'm going through this intersection. There's a truck that's coming, a big pickup truck. T-bones me because they ran straight through a red light because the dude was looking at his phone hits me going about 40, 45 miles per hour right on my driver's side.

Like right where the driver's side and the backseat of the driver's side. side kind of intersect and so um jacks me up glass shatters all over me all the airbags go out uh i end up only getting like scraped up from the glass that got shattered and and like fell on my arms and on the side of my head but in the second after it happened like I realized oh shit this is bad I see a lot of smoke I better get out of my car and um I tried to open my door right my door doesn't open because it's all caved in and so I'm like fuck how do I get out of here in case the car catches on fire. And in the moment after you get into an accident,

you've got like all this adrenaline going so you don't really think rationally. I should have just climbed over the center console, opened up the passenger side and just walked out. But what I did was I unbuckled my seatbelt, did like a back somersault over the center console into the back seat on my side opened up the door and then rolled out the back. Like I was an action star.

And then I got out, went to the sidewalk. I just looked at my truck and was just sitting there not catching on fire. But I did a sick move to get out of it in case anybody saw. I hope somebody would have footage of that. But yeah, being in an accident, it shook me up for a little bit. So wear your seatbelts. That's the moral of the story.

Even if people on Twitter say that you're gay for wearing a seatbelt, wear your seatbelts. Can see, have you almost died? No, I like drowned once when I was like a child. And I didn't think I was going to die. but I one time was hiking Runyon Canyon in like in LA and we my friends and I somehow went the wrong way so instead of like going up mostly we were like scaling down the mountain and I like slipped down like a very big like height of it like very far and I just kind of like sled I guess down on my butt and I was very nervous but I wasn't necessarily like thinking I was going to die

Mask guy for me, thought that was the end. True. And then a couple years ago in college, I was actually coming back from New York to look at apartments to move here. And Cincinnati doesn't have a ton of Uber drivers like hanging out like New York does. And so I got into a lift to go from the airport back to Miami. And I was like that was probably the most nervous I've been that I was going to get like kidnapped and taken away like this the uber driver was stopped and locked me in the car for like 15 minutes and he yeah and he was like in a gas station and he just left me locked in the car and his car was like creepy and smelled like cigarettes and then he asked me about like my boobs a bunch and he asked me like all about like um inappropriate things about me and so then i had to pretend i was

calling my like boyfriend at the time and my mom and be like oh yeah i'm here now oh i'm here and then he took me Miami's in like the backwoods like Miami's in cornfields and then just like opens up and he took me like not through the one cornfield I know so then I was like I don't even know where the fuck I am right now and then um yeah no I had to like report him to lift and stuff

damn yeah that's pretty bad yeah it was really scary and from the Cincinnati airport to Miami's like an hour Uber so it's like an hour of it it wasn't like a 20 minute jaunt I was it was so scary whatever I survived drive them. I woke up with a bat flying around. In Hoboken?

No, this is the barn and I totally should have gotten rabies shots. Yeah. Can you die from not getting... You rolled the dice. Yeah. I rose is 100% fatal. Yeah. Really? Wait, really? Yeah, I really rolled the dice. How long ago was that? COVID, right?

Two years. I remember... Well, BFD, when it happened, you were like, well, did the bat look like it had rabies? Was it a grounded bat? Yeah. If the bat's on ground and that bat's sick don't touch it it was flying it was a pretty i was living the bat colony was in the roof so i had a feeling that if the bat was like rabid rabid rabid rabid uh the other bats would have kicked it out yeah so good point you're yeah you were safe i did not realize rabies was

that oh yeah oh yeah it's really sad less than 20 cases of human survival from clinical rabies have been documented that's crazy i didn't know that Yeah, rabies is really bad. It's also a very bad way to die, too. Yeah. What happens? What? Then I read somewhere that you can have rabies could be

Like dormant for six years. And I was like, fuck, I'm not out of the woods. You're still not out of the woods? Not really. They usually say you die in six months, but I'm out of six months. But then they're like six years. Is that like people who don't realize that it happened to them? Or they don't get a tree.

If you don't get it treated, you can go get a rabies panel, which is they give you a bunch of shots, like a shitload of shots. If you think if there's a chance that you got it, and then you probably won't get rabies after that. But if you wait too long to get the shots, then yeah, you're going to die. Oh my God. I did not know that either. So if you think that you got bitten by a bat or a raccoon or a possum, anything like that or dog, go get those rabies shots. I forgot. I don't understand why do they have dogs rabies vaccine?

but not human rabies vaccines. Probably because there's not that many people they get rabies, right? I would assume it's like not as big of a market. It's more common in dogs. Yeah. I'm just saying. Yeah. I almost died one time when I took a vacation with some of my friends and we went and stayed

at my aunt's house, right? And we put a bunch of food in the refrigerator. Came back. I forgot to take some of the food out. So the house started to smell real bad. And my aunt called me up and she was like, hey, you have to come clean this. out. So I drive back out to her house and I'm probably 17 at the time, 18. And I start cleaning out the refrigerator. It's like, it smells so bad in here. So I go under the counter

to get whatever bleach products that they have, all that stuff. I get bleach and I get ammonia. And I put them on rags and stuff. I put them into containers and I start cleaning out the fridge with them. I didn't know this. Maybe somebody out there doesn't know this. You should never mix bleach and ammonia. You fucking chloroformed yourself? It's like mustard gas, I'm pretty sure. He, he World War I won. Yeah.

French warfared himself. So I had no, no idea about it at the time. I started to get a headache as I was cleaning out this fridge and I was like, why is my head like pounding? Why does this hurt so much? And then I took a break for a little bit. And then I went back and I ended up cleaning out the rest of their fridge.

But I didn't feel good afterwards. And then I told, told my mom when I got home. I was like, yeah, I still got this headache from cleaning out the fridge. I breathed in too many chemicals. She was like, what did you breathe in? I told her. She was like, you're not supposed to mix bleach and ammonia. I was like, thanks, mom. You're the one that's supposed to have told me that. Nobody told me this yet. So maybe one person learns from my mistake. Don't mix those two chemicals together because you can actually die. Yeah, way too common of two chemicals. Also, remember some German scientists discovered mustard gas and they like had a celebration

and his wife killed himself killed herself because she was like so ashamed that he just made such a weapon but like you shouldn't have

like those are two very common chemicals like you're not that cool for discovering that like PFD discovered it by accident like yeah

like like but one of the worst parts of modern warfare chemical gas don't mix bleach and ammonia guys

also don't pee on bleach what do you mean because there's a good amount of ammonia and you're piss Okay So if you piss If you try to put bleach

Like on like a pissed Like if you like Is this right Do you know from experience or No no like if you piss your bed And then try to put bleach to like clean it Like you can get a bad situation You chloroform yourself

Yeah No chloroform's different than mustard gas Oh Chloriform puts you to sleep Chloriform smells sweet That's why when Freon was leaking from my AC unit, I was like, holy shit. Someone was trying to knock me out, kidnap me. All right.

Well, good episode. Anybody have anything else to add? No, I'm terrified of rabies. You don't. I think you're good. Aaron will be back next week. He sends his best. I'm going to go buy a car.

Really? I really shop for a car. Yeah. I love shopping for cars. is the best because I used to work as a used car salesman so I know all their tricks I would say what's your tact what are we looking at uh looking good question big T um Aston Martin uh maybe a Bentley

I mean I'm pretty sure you're joking but that's absolutely you you could for sure um I am I'm considering potentially a Bronco white yes yes yes you guys yes you I'm going to go play for the dolphins for a while. Not a white one. We'll see. We'll see where we end up here. But I love car shopping.

I love it so much. I like going in and just being like disarmingly honest with the salesperson because they're used to people lying to them and like playing all these games. And so I just like straight up telling them like, hey, here's what I want. Actually, I went in yesterday and looked at a car. And the guy before I could take the test drive, he was like, take a seat so I can get some of your info. here. Fair enough. I know how this game works. You don't just let anybody come in and drive any car that they want. You have to get their information first. And they know that they're not allowed to drive the car unless they give you, you know, the ID and all that stuff. But so sit down

at the table. And the guy, first question he asked, he goes, what would you give your credit score on a scale of one to 10? Like right off the bat. Like, let's just, let's just take this off the table. And I was like, I was like, you know, they actually have, they have a credit score for that. So I don't have to give you one to 10. I can tell you what my credit score is if that makes it helpful. Or if you're wondering, like, am I actually able to buy this car? I am. But that's part of my trick is I walked into the dealership just looking like a total slob yesterday,

which for me is saying something. I was wearing like just, I think I had an umbrella shorts on. I had a stained zip-up hoodie. and I definitely hadn't showered yet yesterday when I went into the store so the guy saw me walk and he's like oh this guy can't buy a car this guy's a joke

I kind of like that I liked them thinking that that I'm not able to complete the purchase gives me a strategic advantage against them yeah I'll be hopefully buying a carceston love that exciting also shout out Peloton I want to shout out Peloton

because Stephen Che and I went in and did a workout on Monday in New York with Kindle Tool, did the pop punk ride. It was kind of embarrassing, to be honest with you. I'm not, because I think the bikes in person have lower output ratings than the ones that I'm used to. I think they juiced them up. I had a bad bike, is what I'm saying. I put up a bad score.

I disappointed myself. But I almost threw up during the ride because I was pushing maybe a little bit too hard, which is embarrassing when you look at my final score that I was pushing hard enough to throw up. And then I asked her after class, I was like, what do you do? with people that throw up and she looked at me like I was crazy like nobody's ever thrown up in here I throw up like 10% of the time when I do a peloton I guess I'm just very out of shape 10% I used to not anymore that's when I was like really pushing myself back in COVID but I was also putting up better scores it's like if you're not puking you're not trying all right good

episode we will see you guys on Tuesday of next week Stay gorgeous over the weekend and be safe. Buckle up. Get tested for rabies. Don't mix bleach and ammonia. Those are the things you can take away from this episode. Also, if your friend hits his head, wake him up in the middle of the night to make sure he's alive.

Okay. Good advice. Love you guys. B.