Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - Time Travel

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

On today's episode of Macrodosing, the entire crew is back to talk time traveling (1:33:20). Everything from self proclaimed time travelers to deciding what the podcast would do if they were able to time travel. Also, hear some Top Gun talk and a recap of everyones weekends. All of this and much more on the show. Enjoy!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I'm actually excited about this time. I got a lot of stuff on time travel. I've started to take notes on different topics whenever I see them, like on Reddit and stuff. So we're prepped. Taking notes from stuff you see on Reddit.

Like, for example, if I see something interesting. It was called screenshots, William. No, I take notes. I have like a... That's the start of the podcast, by the way, right there when. Billy was like, when Billy was like, I'm pretty psyched about time travel. I've been taking some notes. I actually went back in time when I had the notes to now to give myself the notes. If you were to go back in time, like one day, what would you do differently? Uh, I would. Would you plan your, your time management for this morning a little bit better so that you didn't end up having to bring your dog into the studio? Yeah, but I think it's a blessing, not a curse. I'm blessed by this. I like this. Yeah, we have a dog. the studio. Sorry, Aaron. That's probably painful for you. Pick the right Monday. I'd have been remote in building. He's chilling the corner. He's being a

good boy. He always closing his eyes. He is. He looks tired. So welcome back to macro dosing. We're pretty pumped about what we got in store for for you guys over the next couple weeks here. Big plans for next Monday. Big plans. Ariens coming to the Big Apple. Going to be in studio. and it will be a lot of fun. So how is everyone's weekend? Avery, I'm sorry about your Rangers. It's okay. Nothing to be sorry about.

We're up two to one in the series. I always say it. You know, everybody says it. Series doesn't start until you win a game on the road. So got to take care of business tomorrow. Hopefully we do. Coley, I'm sorry about your Celtics. Nothing to be sorry about their friend.

Why is that? I've truly never been less work. I was more worried about the Eastern Conference Finals in this series. But, I mean, you got your ass kicked yesterday. Yesterday was tough. We forgot to pass. We forgot how to pass. The very concept of passing escaped everyone on our team.

We're not great on consecutive games for whatever reason. That's been, unless where it's like double elimination games in a row, then we shine. Playing with a lead, even in the net series, we struggled with a lead until, like, game three, they kind of quit. for Katie, remembered he was Kevin Durant. But this whole playoffs, like, I've never felt more comfortable. So I don't know if I'd be comfortable if I were you because, like, you can't really get a beat on this series at all. It's been really weird. It's just been like a story of quarters.

So. Yes and no, both first halves have been dead even. Huh? 5-1. What is 5-1? 4-1. I'm sorry, 4-1. It's going to be 4-1.

That's what I said before the series. So, yeah, I agree. Um, not in your favor. I know what you meant. Oh shit. The, he's breaking out the sassy voice. Yeah,

no, Boston fans is, they're all different, man. Game one, I think we were down four going into the third quarter. They had a eight minute run. And then we dominated the last 16 minutes.

Yesterday that's, but come on. That's not even realistic. That's exactly what happened. But it's not realistic. Like, like, Shooting like 65% from three is not a realistic expectation.

When they're all wide open, I mean, their rotations are slow. It's just not, it's not realistic. Most NBA players can hit wide open shots. We saw that yesterday. Jason Tatum, he's not going to win MVP, right? He's had two bad games, right? I think that the Celtics win, there's still a very good chance that Jason Tatum would be the MVP.

Yesterday, he scored 29 yesterday. He does not have two bad games. His differential is terrible. Oh, plus minus. He's diving into the deep metrics. His plus minus was the word. of any player in modern history. Plus minus.

Yeah, the worst plus... It should ever exist in basketball. The worst plus minus by any player in a finals game in the play-by-play era. I mean, you can't have them on the court. It just means that he got his ass kick. That's all that means yesterday. But I still think... It means him and four of his pals got their assking.

If they win three more games, there's a good chance that Jason Tatum's going to be the reason why they win at least two out of those three games. Right now, he's not the front runner for us. Who would you say that would be? Al Horford. Jalen. Not Big Al?

No. Jalen started the run in game three, and then yesterday, before they called a call, I don't know what else to call it, when Gary Payton, the second, just missed a layup, so they blew a whistle because he got hurt two rounds ago. But the rest again. Huh? And he put like a whole tweet by how he don't complain about the rest, and all he do is complain about the rest. No, I said I don't blame them for losses. I'm on their ass all 48 minutes.

I don't know what to tell you. All 48 minutes I'm on their ass. You don't blame them for losses, but you just always going to put out their mishaps. Non-Seltics fans yesterday were like, this is tough. This is. And took credit to them. This is what I said in Miami series, too. Draymond played like it was an elimination game. He was extremely aggressive from the opening possession. He tied up Al immediately. He was extremely physical. They were, weren't calling it, much like Miami. It's like the Legion of Doom Seahawks. All they did was grab and be like, look, the refs aren't going to call every pass interference.

And that's, it's a strategy. Golden State out physical to us yesterday and knocked us off our game. The players were complaining. He may got his first tech. I don't remember the last time he got to tech. And after the game, he was like, yeah, I was like, I swore at them until they gave me a tech, which I respect. they needed to be cussed at too for i'm not going to blame the refs for it no but the way that they officiated draymond green yesterday was fucking hilarious steve javvy came on national television

was like he's already got one tech you can't give him another that's just how basketball is played like that's not how it's played steve javvy jaymond had the best possible strategy for this game in retrospect it worked perfectly on saturday he tweeted out about how great adam silver was of a commissioner Excuse me. Not as a commissioner. I'm talking about a CEO, all CEOs across the world. Adam Silver is definitely top five. And buttering up Adam Silver turns out worked perfectly because Draymond came out there. And he wasn't even really playing basketball. He was just running around the court getting into a series of altercations. He was like rubbing his feet on some guy's face. Yeah, Jalen. Yeah. Yeah. He was, he had that one play where I've never seen. a play like this before in the NBA where he just put on his full back hat and he blocked three dudes just going downhill, just like

running into them and pushing them and challenging the refs. It's the old saying like how the Seahawks used to play and the Patriots did this too, how their defensive backs would play. It's like just push, grab, shove and they can't call you on every single play.

Make them show enough balls to throw a flag on every play and you'll get away with a lot of stuff. Draymond got his first technical foul and then they were like, well, we can't kick him out. That would be too impactful on the game. So we're just going to let Draymond basically turn into a Tasmanian devil and just like whip himself up into a frenzy running people over on the court.

In fairness to the NBA, obviously not the same officials. They did kick Draymond out of a game that handed the Cavs a title. I don't know if you can say handed because they had to play game seven in Golden State. They didn't win three more games. Right, but they don't win three more games if he's. plays game five. You can't say handed, though. Yeah, the Warriors didn't score those last five minutes of game seven.

I can't say they handed it to the cast. That's fair, but I smell like some Steve. They would have won. Some Nick Adams. I don't like that take at all. It did change. It changed the series, no questions. But, I mean, Draymond was out there kicking guys in the balls.

You got to, you got to kick him out. He was out there lead blocking last night. For sure. Listen, you're not going to hear me. What he did was, I mean, he, the reason. I'm pretty comfortable, that was, it worked. So credit to the Warriors, but that was like, that was their all. That was like desperation in game two.

That if I'm Ema Odoca, I'm like thrilled. That was their best punch. It worked. It landed. It fucking rattled us, but we won't get rattled the next time they do that. Coley, can I read you a tweet that you sent at 1039 last night? Because you sound pretty encouraged, right? Oh, yeah, about me not being happy with a split.

Not at all happy with a split. That was a very winnable game down to. who at halftime came to the third quarter, it didn't execute anything at all, let them believe they belong in this series when they're nowhere is good. Yeah. But now you're happy with a split.

Now, I was chirping Celtics fans with that. A lot of my tweets are directed towards Celtics fans because every Celtics fan I saw in court, including our boss, Henry Lockwood, was like, that was awesome. So happy we split. Like, what are you talking about? I can see that.

They sat all their starters in the fourth. Like, that's not something to be thrilled about. That's fair. I agree. Quick back to hockey, Avery, that 2-0 lead that the Rangers had, that was one of the first times that it actually made sense to me that 2-0 is the most dangerous lead. Like, that was a prime example of that happening. Just like... Well, yeah, I think in hockey, especially, home ice is so important.

And it's not just like playing on your own ice. It's being in your own facility. It's, you know, not having to take a bus to the rank. You can drive there. There's just all these different aspects of. being home that makes it so much better for the players there that I think it just makes the whole difference when they're on the ice and you know Tampa Bay like they weren't going to go down three oh they're on their home ice they play their you know 41 games a year plus playoff so it's just

like it makes a completely different factor when you're at home without a doubt so there's something looming on the horizon we discussed this before the show started but for the new york rangers and i'm rooting for the rangers i want avery to succeed you have a future on i have a future on them. That's definitely, I'm only doing it though because I like you, not because of my future. Don't worry about that. Thank you. I think that we're about to see maybe the most hilarious New York

sports storyline rear its ugly head. And that's the fact that if the Rangers, if this series goes to seven, the seventh game for the Rangers coincides on the same night as a previously scheduled Justin Bieber concert in MSG.

Let's go. At the Mecca. So it's one of the two's to go. Some's got to give. I think the Bieber concert stays. I think they would move the Rangers game seven. No shot. You think they're going to kick Bieber out? I think they came out and said the concert would be rescheduled.

Yeah, without a doubt. Without a doubt. You think about Eastern Conference Finals, chance for the Rangers to go to the cup. Trust me, I know ticket prices. The ticket price for that would sort. The cheapest ticket for that would probably double

the cheapest ticket for a Bieber concert. the garden. I don't know about that. Without a death. At least. What artists do they keep the concert going for? Billy Joel? No. That's a thousand percent. Who has more banners? The rangers?

The rangers. That's a good point, but that's Billy Joel only has one banner there, but it's a big banner. It's much bigger than me. It's the biggest. It's the biggest banner they got. It's the longest banner. It's not like that. How is he built Madison Square Garden? Is he a rangers fan or is he an islanders fan? I don't know.

what his story is with the hockey. He's got to be an islanders fan. He's a long island guy. He is a long island guy. Listen, I like Billy Joel, but he'd get out for that. Y'all going to be mad. I don't know who Billy Joel is. Oh, what? I heard the name, but I can't

pin anything on it. He's the DUI guy. We didn't start the fire. Seems we're an Italian restaurant. Uptown girl. You know uptown girl. We didn't start the fire. It's got to be sampled. and working too hard

can give you a heart attack Billy don't play this song Okay That got sampled I know that one Yeah I'm looking for your sample Captain Jack We'll get you high tonight

Take you to We should do an episode on things Aaron just doesn't know Actually for the side people This is a big white people This is a big white people is probably the whiteest starts Yeah I agree I know a lot of white artists

And I have a whole Spotify playlist for soul, white, soles. Oh, I promise that to do. I'll send it to you on a group. Oh, I believe you. You 100% know, uptown girl. So she's been living in her white bread world. Hold on, I want to guess who's on, I want to guess who's on Ariens, uh, white team is hollow notes on there.

Oh, okay, okay, okay. So I have a list of songs that sampled Billy Joel. The Shiznit by Snoop Dog. Okay. The foundation. Why do you think Aryan would know that song, Billy? By Zibbitt. Jung Oster City by Flair.

It's not like some massive hits. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, actually for the science fair, we should have Glendie Balls explain Billy Joel to you. He is the biggest Billy Joel fan in the world. Yeah, I think that should be the premise of the science fair. Like, it doesn't have to be like science projects. It has to be like passion.

projects that have like science involvement almost well we're gonna get some signs yeah of course I saw your face when I said that Billy wants you're ready for the white soul I actually don't have

it isn't I should though I should I should I should that's a great guess Aaron if you want to come in early Billy Jules at MSG this Friday I'm I'm straight but

I actually these don't really have it It is in an order, but there's somebody named Captain Beefheart and his magic band. Okay. Her eyes are a blue million miles. It's a fire song. I don't know where I even heard that shit. Bobby Caldwell, come on now.

MGMT for one song of Electric Field. I haven't even dug it in today catalog, but that shit. One of the greatest songs about time. Do you have the Jim Jones remix of that, too? I'm straight off of that. I'm good. You know who actually did the best remix? It's a dude that was on

the sing-off What's the one where they turn the chairs around? I know you, man. Whatever. Daughtry? No, no, no. It's a reality. The voice.

The voice. There's a dude by the name of Preston Paul. If you have it, just look up Preston Paul, electric field. He killed him on their own track. It's shit is magnificent, though. I promise you. I got Mayor Hawthorne, Green Eyed Love.

That's fire. California Dreaming, the Mamas and the Pappas. Of course. Hotel California, right? Fleetwood Mac, Dreams. Jump by the name of Dusty Springfield, spooky. That's a fire song. You got a Paul Simon on here, too.

I don't have Paul Simon. Wow. Who's a... Who's the saxophone guy? Can he see? Is he white? I thought he was like... He might be mixed.

I don't know. He's just some curly hair. Yeah, he got something else in him. I don't know. Somebody faxed. He's a big-time pussy guy. Huge. Kenny G.

loves pussy. Loves pussy. I'm positive. His context, I'm missing here. No, like, he just, no. I grab 99% of men. Plain and simple, the man loves to work a pussy. He did an interview with the KFC radio guys, and they talked about eating puss and

Kenny G was like, yeah, I can hold my breath for like 90 seconds at a time. And he's got impeccable fingerwork Yeah And a skilled tongue Like that's his job But it The skill transfers over apparently Yeah

All right Let me round up this list Casey and the Sunshine Band Arrow Smith Okay Wait is Casey in the Sunshine Ben Are they white? Yeah

I think Check that out Billy Pull it up Billy Yeah Fact check that Jamie What's the guy's name Casey and the Sunshine band

Casey and there are whites this is a lot of harmony here I actually actually don't know I just put a minute because I figured It looks like the main singer is white The dude's the main singer is definitely white But I didn't check the band Dude you know who else

So Zach Brown band Not Zach Brown band David Dave Matthews band Everyone's like oh that's the whitest band ever Only Dave Matthews is white He's actually African American He is?

Yeah, he's like Steve Nash. Like Elon? Yeah, like Elon. He's from South Africa, yeah. Yeah. He's so difficult. That was a funny tweet going around. Like a whole bunch of conservatives is like, finally in Africa, we can celebrate

African American being a CEO of a major company or something like that. I don't know. Yeah. Dave Matthew's been like really, really talented musicians. Yeah. He's been. Sorry, we got. Wait, Dave Matthews.

We got Motley crew. Oh, nice. Motley crew. We got Journey. that's that shit that journey song that will send a bar into a frenzy

it will so I was in Nashville this weekend and there are like five songs that get played up and down Broadway because every bar's got a cover band and they're all super talented musicians

that play in these cover bands because they're all like Nashville studio musicians and um but there's only like five or six songs that they play you walk down you hear you hear don't stop believing like 10 times over the course of a given night it's a good song

man it is a great song they've got bangers too journey's got when the lights go down in the city that's a great song yeah that's good song they've got um any way you want it that's the way you need it another great song that's journey too i don't think i realized that yeah great band i didn't know that either bad national anthem i'm bugging with this one i don't know why i got santana in here that was that was an accident that was it had to be an accident that had to be it featuring rob thomas i got big thumbs not yeah And it's called Black Magic Woman. I'm tripping.

Yeah, that's certainly not. I'm sure. I don't know why. That's definitely an accident. I got Steve Miller band. That's fine. They're fine. Eric Clapton, Ambrosia, and Stevie Nix.

Hell yeah. Steely Dan. Steely Dan. That's a guy. He's a killer. No, this is more like old school, what I consider old school. You know what I mean? I don't kids nowadays, they'll be like, man.

Ludacris is old school. Shut the fuck I'm talking about. Did you guys see that Brooks Kepka had Ludacris perform live at his own wedding? That's pretty cool. Like Ludacris was his band. Luda. That's, that's fire. Snoop talk was at my parents' wedding reception.

At your parents? Mm-hmm. What? Whoa. What was you doing there? On purpose? Like on purpose? No, not on purpose.

Oh, I was like, it was wandering around. My parents got married the weekend of the NBA All-Star game and it was in Cleveland that year. And they were staying at, like, all of the celebrities were staying. were staying at the same hotel that my parents reception was at snoop dog like randomly walked in and crash it yeah crash my parents wedding reception hit the buffet who knows catering real quick we we we should do a snoop dog episode because his like it's a cliche tweet at this point but he truly is just doing the side missions of life right now like going to mattie's wedding

or mattie's parents wedding and stuff like that like he if you told snoop dog and Ice Cube, really, in 1992, that they would have the hearts of white America in 20 years' time. They wouldn't have believed you. And white America also would not have believed you. It's truly one of the more shocking transformations I've ever witnessed. Snoop's collapse.

It's insane. Like, did you just, like, their resume is a big. It's just, it's impressive, though. It's, you forget that they were wanted, like, Ice Cube was, like, literally getting courted by the FBI on, shows he's a domestic terrorist yeah he was like one of the most dangerous men in america according to numerous law enforcement organizations martha stewart martha stewart one of us snoop dog collabs i think that's where it really got going martha stewart she's also

kind of like that she's been doing a lot of side quest recently kevin hart he's he's on that too he Kevin hart was never you know that's kind of like danger to society yeah this is like I was talking about Snoop had a murder case, though. Right, yeah. Snoop had a murder case. Ice Cube, like, high key, ushered in an entire new genre that is now the number one genre in the world. Like, that's Cube.

You're talking about Easy Doctor, Dr. Drake, he penned for everybody. That's his pen. That's Ice Cube. Like, this new rap era is riding Q. It's crazy. Ice T also kind of had a little transformation there. Oh, yeah. Like, Ice T.

Absolutely. He was a guy that was like, if they had anything on him, they were thrown at him because the song that he had with, what was that, body count, cop killer. Yeah, that was one where, like, they launched congressional investigations into IST for this song, which you want to talk about like the best advertising you can get. If Congress investigates you as an artist, there's no better way to ensure that your next album's going platinum. You know what we don't get anymore because of streaming?

And I remember this, I think the last. person I remember this with was Eminem. You don't get a bunch of angry white parents buying all the albums and then like smashing them in in public anymore. You don't get that anymore. Yeah, like having a big ass pile of CDs and tapes. And then they rent like a they rent like a road grader to come out for the day and run it over in the street. I miss those days. Yeah. Parents just don't, they don't have the juice like that anymore. Yeah. Speaking of albums, I've been listed in the new Zach Bryan album on repeat. for like ever like if you haven't checked it out check it out like did you hear any of it

in Nashville I've not well I probably did hear some of it just in the street but I didn't recognize it yeah Zach Brown Zach Bryan like Brian all these all these country singers have like two first names yes yeah it's a new thing actually it's probably not probably goes back Garth Brooks goes back a long way Randy Travis and the list goes on did you go to the Johnny Cash Museum while you're there I did not go to the Johnny Cash Museum yeah bro missed out I did miss out on that. But national- How was awesome town?

How was Martins? Oh, I didn't. Oh, yeah, I went to Martins. I went to Martins on Friday. It was awesome. Great, great wings. Awesome pork. Awesome ribs.

Awesome brisket. It was delicious. And then I went to Monel's on Saturday. And that's one of the best meals that I've ever had in my life. I FaceTime to Arian at the meal because there was this dude that was sitting next to us because you get sat family style there. So they introduce you to strangers. You eat with strangers.

you talked to them and we started going back and forth with this older couple that was there with us and made friends with them. We're just talking about like Tennessee football, Tennessee basketball, Tennessee baseball. And we're asking like what his favorite teams were going back, you know, throughout the years, obviously he talked about the Peyton Manning years. And he talked about the Arian Foster years. And we're like, oh, you're a big Aaron Foster fan. He's like, yeah, I love the dude. And so since Arian FaceTime me, when he ran into what he thought was a Barstall employee, I was like, you know what, I'm going to, I'm going to FaceTime Aaron again real quick. Maybe they know each other because he was a fantasy football when you played there.

And so, uh, Aryan said hi to him. The guy was like so excited to talk to him. He was like a little bit nervous when you got out of the phone. He didn't know really what he said. He was, he was froze. Like, I was like, is he a fan? He's literally not saying or doing anything. No, he was a fan.

And then it turns out he got up and left before we were done eating. And then when we went up to pay our bill, that dude paid for our entire. parties bill on the way out so it was awesome really cool guys so now i got to pay that forward but um yeah best meal one of the best meals i've ever had in my life if you like fried chicken fried catfish mac and cheese uh corn pudding that type of stuff oh my god i'm so hungry right now i haven't you saying all this shit it was incredible it was incredible i'm about to make a matter of fact i'm about to make a bad dude yeah uh more some more some things i think we got take a half time big t what did you get into this weekend uh went to a concert on

Friday and then watched a ton of college baseball. What concert did you go to? Tim McGraw. He was very good. Do you dance at concerts? Line dancing. No.

I like, I sing like the songs. I'm not, I'm not a dancer, though. You don't do it. I was always like, I'll stand. I'll stand and sway a little bit. Or like, I went to, my ex drag me to Eric Church at Barclays.

And that was the. deadest but most like interactive crowd I've ever seen it's it was like people got to a trance state they all just stood and sang but there was no dancing there was no anything it was peculiar I've also been to a country concert at the Barclays Center

I walked in and our tickets were in the upper level and they're like so not enough people bought tickets so the upper level's closed so you walk over this table and they'll give you a better ticket and we sat like right close there was very few people there but yeah it was at Jones Beach which for my money is

obviously people who don't live in New York to know this but I love Jones Beach it's probably the best place I've been to to see a concert like the vibe is just very different than New York City it's in Long Island and like there were a lot of let's go brand and tanks and things of that nature there it was just a much better vibe for a Tim McGraw

concert than if it had been at MSG felt at home yeah I love I love Kenny Chesney's on tour again and when he used to like stop by Pittsburgh every year for his annual concert, the aftermath would always be like hilarious disaster porn. Like the pictures of the parking lot after the Kenny Chesney concert every year in Pittsburgh, it looked like, it looked like a tornado went through there. It's just like trash and shit everywhere. But he's back on tour. I saw Dak Prescott and Mike McCarthy went to his concert in Dallas over the weekend. It looked like they had a great time.

Mike McCarthy has one shirt, by the way, that he wears. If it's not like a team issue Dallas Cowboys his polo shirt if he's like on his own accord he's got the giant big like striped collared shirt the one that you got the one that your parents got you from colds when you were like 20 years old and you needed to go to like a church function and it's like three sizes too big for him but he wears it everywhere i absolutely love it tim mcraw by the way you know you go to a concert and most artists will after two or three songs they'll like stop and talk or like tell a story about what this song that they wrote means to them this that and the other tim mcraw does not do any of that shit, he starts singing and goes all the way through and he, he just sings every song

back to back and then it's over. That's it. I kind of like that. Yeah. I prefer it. He literally said at the beginning, he's like, if y'all have been to our shows before, you know, we don't bullshit a whole lot. We just want to sing country music and went all through, I don't know, 90 minutes and then it was over. That was it. Yeah, I guess that's okay. I like a little bit of back and forth, though. I do too sometimes, but it was, I mean, just straight back to back to back to back never stopped. I like when the singer goes, anybody out there from New York City? And I'm like, woo. He knows me. I am. Yeah. That's me. He's talking about me. I love that. The worst crowd interaction. Worst crowd interaction I've ever seen. Jay Z. and Justin Timberlake

came to Fenway Park. And this was right after the bombing at the marathon. And they said we're we're dedicating this song to you and then they played Empire State of Mind which is like the New York anthem song I was furious I almost charged the stage I couldn't believe it people want bananas I've never been

so insulted by my own people that's fucked up you choose any other song I don't even bring it up I just don't even bring it up just play your songs get out shipping up to Boston yeah I mean there's

yeah Jay Z's Boston people are different, man. Y'all got issues, bro. Listen, New York is our rival. You can't play their song as... I got Brian, bro. I was just lit watching the game one, and I was just joking.

I tweeted like a sweep with the little emoji eye. And you got motherfuckers coming at me. Like, I told them they baby was ugly. I actually called babies ugly, and then people didn't even get bad. You have I'm saying. But like Boston fans, But you slightly attack them in the lip,

in the slightest about their city, they have issues, like at real anger. I mean, Colin, Colley's a real rational human being. As soon as I started talking about the Celtics, your flip, his switch flips in his head. He's just mean, though. He's just fucking mean. I didn't say shit about the sweep tweet.

I didn't say shit about you only chirping else when he went up. But why didn't you say anything? You're trying to hold back. Because I knew it wasn't going to be. I knew you were wrong. What's the point in me being like, well, this is, like, yeah, I know that. I move on. Somebody analyze all our interactions on this pod.

When I bring up the Celtics, your demeanor changes. It's funny. When you bring up the Celtics, it's only to antagonize me. Of course. Yeah. So why wouldn't my demeanor change? You talk about the Lakers. They didn't make this all good.

It happens. You change. Yeah. The Lakers might as well be a New York team by extension. If New York had a basketball team, that's how I'd feel about the Lakers. That's silly. Why do his behavior? He was behaving himself very well right now.

I want to give Billy compliment as a dog owner. Thank you. He's very tired. Billy, how was your weekend? I saw that you went up to a lacrosse camp, to a training camp. I saw that Jake just absolutely fucking sent a laser. That's not true at all.

What do you mean it's not true? Wait, let's analyze that since that's not true at all. I saw a video. No, it's just like Jake sending one. There's so much. Top cheddar right past you. It was, I've never played goalie before. He aimed it off stick low, which is the hardest shot.

to save in lacrosse and so he's a great lacrosse player no look basically there's there was so much footage we went out to the he perfectly plays the ball uh we had a great time i i don't never play goalie i don't really care uh no yeah i can tell dude i knew the only thing that people are posting from that weekend is just like like this when i like fucked up at a sport that i hadn't played in six years well yeah i also saw another video i saw another video where you fired a shot and I think the ball went backwards no it just like when you are winding up to like we're doing shooting competition and stuff but when you're uh uh winding up to like take shots like that and try to shoot super fast like you're going to crank the stick a lot and

sometimes the ball pops out it happens to all the best hours it's it's it happens all the time but I shot 100 miles per hour at the I saw it 97 yeah but I would have gotten 100 if I was about the shooting game. That's funny, man. See, in order to to talk to Billy about anything, you have to be prepared with all the facts because he'll say stuff.

I basically shot 100 miles. He'll taffar you. And unless you have the receipts ready to go right off the bat. Look at me, look at me. I basically shot 100 miles per hour. Yeah, yeah. Then that's what you got to do.

Just start nodding. Yeah, that's the tapper. Just look at someone in nod. You basically shot 9. Like you shot 98 almost. Dude, I would have hit 100. because I went from it wasn't even a good shot if I aimed it closer to the radar that's how you get faster times but it was sick it was I was pumped because like the last time I recorded my shot speed was I think like eighth grade and I shot like 86 miles per hour so I was pumped to have improved and then you sent the you sent the macrodose and group chat a little status update on your way back you got pulled over oh yeah it did get pulled over and how fast were you going I was doing 72 and a 55 And the guy let me off.

Yeah. But, you know, you... Do you recommend that you start listening to podcasts instead of listening to music? Yes. No. No, that was the OG. But it's a... There was tons of cops out on the road coming back from upstate.

By the way, thank you so much to the PLL. We had a great time. Fieldside Cs. I don't think people understand how violent lacrosse really is unless you see it, like, up close. I don't think it translates through the television as I think it will because of how they're presenting it. the cameras are so far away sometimes in lacrosse where you kind of don't you don't see all the all the collisions but the pll has been doing a really good job of taking new angles you know new types of footage like they have people uh miced up on the field during the game so you can actually like hear a lot more

because like getting hit i i mean memes so memes uh suited up he was a pole he played d2 uh lacrosse and i played you know in high school so he did some one-on-ones and i told memes like i'd I didn't put on shoulders, just elbows and gloves. And I said, memes, if I, like, burn you and pass by you, you better not trail check me because I'm not wearing shoulders. And I burned him. And memes just tomahawked me right in the shoulder. Like, it was, I have a picture on my Twitter.

It still hurts. I, like, I'm all messed up because I'd torch him and then I'd get by him. And then he just hit me in the back as I was running away. Good. Good. I'm glad he did that. No, but it was an awesome time. It was crazy because I was actually kind of starstruck because lots of the guys I watched when I was like in high school

and middle school playing lacrosse are now all pros and just like meeting them. Like there's certain celebrities that sort of do make me freeze up. And it's like guys I grew up watching intensely. Aryan, it was kind of hard for me at first to get comfortable with you. Just because like like you study all this tape on these guys. And then they're just like right in front of you. Like, whoa.

Billy used to study all the tape on Aaron. He would break down. He would break down, you're all 22. No, but like you'd watch the island. Any woman that comes and Billy freezes up around. No,

like I remember the first time. The first time Aryan came into the office, I literally said, yo, what's up? I'm Billy. And Aaron was just like, we have a podcasting.

You remember that? Yeah, right. I know. Dude, it's just like, so meeting some of these guys, like Sergio Perkovic,

like Rob Penel, like Miles Jones. these guys like I modeled my game after Sergio Perkovick and like meeting him and like person was oh hold on hold on hold on you just made it seem like you've never picked up a lacrosse before and that's why your shooting wasn't I hadn't great and now you've played it your whole life and you have boasters of these guys on your wall I mean I played I played in high school I didn't I hadn't played lacrosse or picked up a stick in six years one thing I've realized that makes me not like lacrosse just at at a surface level is when you're watching

Watching them play on TV and I was like watching Billy do his little shots and stuff. The amount of unnecessary stick twirling just as you're like walking around, it's distracting. Like it there can't be a purpose for all that when you're like doing all those cradles and you're just walking around. You're just doing that because it looks sweet. No, no, it's centripetal force. It's keeping the ball on the stick for possession. But you're just doing it like you're not sprinting around anywhere. You're just getting ready to shoot a shot.

Yeah, because you're like cranking your hands. Like it's like, I don't know. it would be kind of like in in like boxing like you're always moving your hands it's kind of like just staying like because if your hands are just static

it's like what do you do with your hands yeah well I just I just there's too much of the twirling it's too too flashy of a sport I think no it was insane being field level and seeing some of these guys get decked and just the clanging of the sticks on like in hearing it like

hearing like a metal stick hit someone's flesh and that sound is I mean that up close it was insane it's such a it's basically just tribal like like hand to hand combat with like weapons in the modern times

the only legal way like you could have like people fighting with sticks jousting yeah but jousting is technically legal do you know that all jousting is not like it's not competitive it's all performative like it's the jousting done today like you go to king yeah so you can't like do real jousting

I'm sure you can find a real jousting. No, but you could, you would die. People used to die in jousting all the time. Probably, probably for good reasons you can't jouse for real. Yeah, but you can play lacrosse. You know, I see your point. You know, overseas in different countries, field hockey is like their equivalent of lacrosse. It's a very masculine sport.

Yeah, hurling. Hurling. They're hurling. Hurling, sorry. Yeah. Yeah, but if you go over to Europe, I think like Spain and countries like that, they take, field hockey very seriously. Like, it's a violent sport over there. There's no pads.

You get, like, whacked in the shins and stuff. Yeah, there's blood and stuff. Yep. All right, well, sounds like, I got a hot, I got a hot traffic take because you said you got pulled over. I'll tell me what you're thinking about this. All stop signs should be yield signs

if you have exemplary driving. But how do you know the other guy that has a yield sign out of stop sign? So you get, so it's not for anybody else. It's for people who actually know how to drive, right? And so you get like a sticker or some shit on your license plate, hands down. We ain't done yet, ma'am.

You get like a stick on my license plate. I'm just making sure I'm trying to hold off your take. So I'm ready for when you're done. Gotcha. You next. All right, so you get like a sticker or there's some kind of indicator on your license or your license plate that says you have earned a right to roll through a stop sign because you understand that yield and stop are pretty much the same things

as long as you're aware. But there are people out there who don't know that and will absolutely cause chaos. But I feel like all yields should be stop signs to people that earn it. That sounds like a gateway for me for the government to be handing out stickers to people they deem as exemplary. Social credit score. Yeah, exactly. How is it a social credit score? That is a gateway drug.

That's insane. It's actually just giving more freedom. to a select group of people. To people who have proven themselves. Yeah. That's a license in the first place. You don't get a license when you turn 16. Yeah, no,

a driver's license is a social credit score for not being a completely shitty driver. Bam. Okay. We got a whole bunch of shit like that. There's a whole bunch of shit like that. So if you vote a certain way, you get to use stop signs like yield signs?

No, bro. This has strictly to do with driving. I know, I know. I get you saying, but, okay, hypothetically, Arian, what happens? What happens if two exemplary drivers pull up to an intersection and they both have stop signs they think are yield signs? Then you treat it like a stop sign. Whoever was there first goes first.

And people that know how to drive understand this shit. I'll have faith in this world when I'm at a four-way stop sign and everybody's not looking at each other stupid. Is it worth going to the DMV and sitting there for a day for you to get that sticker? Oh, yeah. For me, it is. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. To build off this point, which I think it's an excellent point, to take this step further, 60 to 75% of people with licenses should have them taken away. And that clears up the problem. Most people, because even PFT just said it perfectly, most people have licenses, not because they're good drivers, they just weren't bad enough to fail. That's not a high enough standard for me.

Yeah. We don't have to retake those tests ever again, ever again. You just have a license forever. As long as you renew it on your birthday every, what is it, seven, eight years, you just get to keep that terrible idea. There shouldn't be as many people on the road as there are right now. I agree. Yeah, my mom is a terrible driver. She's always been a bad driver. And I'm always like, how is this possible that she's allowed to drive? I don't know your mom. I was just saying my mom is too. I was like, yeah, your mom is. bitch. My mom's terrified. He's terrified.

Yeah, my mom's shit. You can't have these people on the road. Yeah, she hates, like, when she has to drive by herself in the city, she doesn't know. I'm like, there's lines. Yeah, you know what? Let's go and stay in the lines. If you're able to have children, and that's probably the common denominator, you shouldn't be able to drive.

If you're able to have children, you shouldn't be able to drive. Go on. That was a joke. Oh, I see. It's a good. Go on. Go on. If you're a mom, you shouldn't be able to drive.

or able to become a mom one day. I also think so Billy's saying if you have a vagina, you should not be able to drive. No, that was a bad joke, sorry. That was bad. It was sogenistic. No, men can have vaginas.

Yeah, men can have vaginas. Good point. Here we go. Here we go. Actually, I would love to get in that discussion with Big T. One of these days, I don't know, we could be a whole topic

or whatever because that issue is actually fascinating to me which I don't you probably I'm not as left on that as you probably think I am no yeah we've talked about it once before I think and you not like in depth right yeah but you it was clear that you were not towing the party line necessarily yeah I mean yes and no like I do the fuck ever you want to do but like anyway well I remember we should just

do that episode on that but I had one more. iPhone just came out and said iPhone, Apple just came out and said, I message, they're going to possibly add an edit to texts and an unsend to text. Ooh. Oh, now. Now, my take on that is the, that's probably the worst idea Apple's ever had. Like, there's so many, like, I mean, like, text messages are now, like, you know, like,

court like court documents that's what i was thinking also yeah like it's just a bad idea because like people do wild shit and like you can't you can't have that like i mean i hate i hate to bring us up but like like young thug just got you know he's probably going under he probably going to be in there for a long time one of the things that got him was one of the one of the murders uh that they committed as a group allegedly allegedly um he there was it was in a group chat. He was like, if anybody talks about it, you know what I'm saying? You get in the next. And it's like, I hate it for him. I hate it for it. But it's like shit like shit like shit is plotted through text messages all the time. Not just murder. It could be like adultery, people getting caught

shit. Like all that shit. Like this is a bad idea altogether. Yeah. I feel like there would be like a feature that they could show like in court that was the edit history of a text. I'm sure. Because they still have that data. Yeah. Even if you unsend it. That's true. On on Instagram, I know it has could you can unsend messages on instagram i know it keeps like a message was sent you just can't see it anymore so i assume like verizon or at t and t whoever would have a log of what was actually sent i mean someone who like a gaslighter would have a field day with these features like oh i didn't say that yeah like and then the screenshots don't even mean nothing it's just like oh you doctored my screens and it's like nah man this is a bad idea though just bad i did though

Can you give me an update on what's happening in the Young Thug trial? Like, because I haven't followed it. I just know. That's my homeboy from Atlanta, like, and he like, like deep in that scene. And he was just telling me a couple of things that happened. Like, I just become extremely uninterested when we talk about. He hasn't had a trial yet. He just got arrested.

Yeah, yeah. But it looks bad, the case because they're putting RICO on them. Anytime you have a RICO on you, that means like, not only do they have evidence. They have evidence going back, like, some years. years, which he said in a song, they're going to hit me with a RICO. I think that was Meek-Mell. I thought it was him. More than one person's used the word RICO in a rap song.

Yeah, I haven't heard that song from Thug, but that's a well-known term. I do find it interesting. It was last year, him and Ghana started bailing out people in Atlanta who couldn't afford their own bail, and then these charges came about. I find that interesting. I wonder if They was in the streets though They was doing it

Oh listen No one's been more in the streets And I'm not Any officers listening This is inadmissible In the court of law Thug was He was no saint

There's not going to be a picture of him jet skiing with his family When they lock him up They're not going to have that one It was Like If you could If you start doing the thing

where you're bailing random people out of jail, you also are putting yourself out there for like getting hit with a charge like this where you bail somebody out and then... I think he was only doing nonviolent drug offenders, if I remember correctly, but I know what you mean. Yeah, it just opens everything up. And, you know, somebody sends you a text message, describes it in the wrong way. Or like, hey, can you help bail this person out? And then they tie like two strings together and you see, oh, well, that person is related to this person who is an associate of young thugs and then they're like, okay, well, that entire,

now we've got an entire new charge that we're going to put away if that person gets re-arrested or if you, like, jumps bail or something like that. Rico seems like absolute bullshit. You get one person, like if you get one person guilty, they all go down.

Like that seems to be my very, uh, amateur understanding. I mean, but like, Rico was a huge step in taking down like major organized crime in the United States. Yeah, it's not. If you look at the history of organized crime in the United States before and after, like, RICO was legalized and then, like, implemented, I mean, it's, I think it definitely changed the United States for the better.

The crime's gone down, you're saying. Yeah, 100%. I don't know what the stats on crime are. I think crime is, but they did block up the mafia for that. Yeah, they, I know it was basically invented to take down the mafia. that I understand. I'm not really buying certain types of crime

have gone down. I think it's just kind of shifted. Criminals are always ahead of the law. I feel like crime, like that's one of those stats that like, you know, certain news organizations will tell you crime is up,

crime is up. I mean, we'll show you more crime, but it's not proportionate to like the statistics. Yeah, that I agree with. That I agree with.

That applies. Yeah, but that applies to a lot of narratives that are pushed like, like showing, videos of crime no but like I'm we are on the same things but that applies but that applies to tons of different things like like I mean if you play any video over and over to people it will make like a sudden upsetting video it will make them unhappy no matter how much the statistics

show you that crime is getting better there's not as much but like that also applies to stuff like, you know, like, for example, I mean, like, if you look at the, the statistics on police shootings and police shooting people, that is actually decreased in the past 10 years. But if you see the videos over and over, everyone, it's going to, like, it's going to cause, like, a definite feeling. But that's the same way with, like, you know, your grandma who watches Fox News and thinks that, you know, New York is a hellhole where people. People are just getting pushed in the subway station.

You're right, but I think the difference is a criminal organization is being marketed as the entire city should be on, you know, on on the lookout because this crime is is is exploding, right? That has damage and effects, you know, to stereotypes of certain demographics, right? Whereas in comparison with police shootings is like one is too much because that's a state sanction. execution it's on execution it's murder like like it's this it's from the state right you understand I understand the parallels you're drawing but they're they're two very vast different things

yeah big take can you explain but I agree with you though what I'm saying because it's propaganda I agree with you like the thing is you if you you could change the whole narrative of you know like what's going on and if you just like for example played you know the

body camp footage of a cop getting shot if you played that as much as like you saw the George Floyd killing you'd see a much different reaction from America and it's almost like it's almost like well see I see so this is the difference like this I like I agree with you I'm I'm not saying by the way I'm not condoning what happened no no no I don't think I didn't think I think that what I'm saying I think the difference is like the the heightened media presence around like police shootings right has gotten to the point where it has affected officers legislatively to where they have to wear body cams now, right?

Right. Which I think is, and I would think anybody thinks is a good thing. Matter of fact, I have a shirt that says, always film the police, right? It's like somehow a controversial statement, but I was at the airport going to, I don't know where else going, and some dude comes up to me, goes, he'll say, man, I don't like your shirt, man. I was like, okay. And he goes, he goes, what do you mean by that?

And I was like, always filmed the police. I don't, like, what do you mean? What do I mean by that? He's like, I just don't like, what are you saying? Are you saying the police are criminals? I said, some of them are. And he's like, well, I mean, I would agree with that. He's like, what do you try?

He just kept on like pushing. I'm like, and I'm like, you don't think that we should have accountability for any government official if they do something wrong. And he was like, yeah, absolutely. I was like, always film them. Like this is, this is not contra. They filmed themselves, you know what I'm saying? Like my stepfather worked in the forensics lab. He was like, we film ourselves all the time.

But that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's the kind of thing that I think is different in, and where like, those parallels do get drawn in a lot of these conversations where it's like, uh, uh, the propaganda for this is not equals to the propaganda of that because the propaganda for, uh, crime infestation, if you will is, is, it leads to shit like when New York did stop and frisk. You know what I mean? Yeah. It says detrimental effects to certain demographics. Exactly. But for example, like something that has increased in the past five years, like, like, it leads to. Like, in the past five years has been officers being shot in the line of duty like that has increased but I mean I'm not making it that type I mean this is what I told

the police officer who pulled me over today when I was getting on my ticket you get into a lot you did an episode of macrodosing I want a shirt that says always film Billy talking to because that's what we need on video

I mean I'm going to be saying if I get pulled over I go full you know blue the thin blue line. Like, yeah.

Yeah. No, no. I mean, I, I am pretty, you know, I definitely flexed all the privileges

to try to get out of the ticket. Did you cry? All the privileges. Did you cry? No, I don't think that would be the right narrative for me. You've got a special card. I got a couple cards.

I know a couple guys. Um, but like, for example, if you were on like, if you like, like said, oh,

the officer, the amount of officers, killed the line of duty has increased in the past years these are the videos of them and kept pushing that you'd probably see like I agree if you see those videos it creates that same visceral reaction that you get like for example the Ray Rice video when you saw that

everyone was like what the fuck as you should be because it was like exceptionally violent thing that he did but if there's somebody that's got like five charges and none of them are on film you don't have that same level of of like almost anger that you get from watching that

now I'm going to push back a little bit on one of Billy Stats, which is the officers that are dying in the line of duty, they've increased in the last two years, but it's because police officers have been disproportionately killed by COVID at work over the last couple years. But that's not the lot killed in the line of duty. Yeah, no, they, yeah, I've seen that stats. They add that if you get it while you're on the job. They've, like, police officers, about 80% of them. It's a large. Yeah, cops have had like, it's been tough for anybody that's, uh, public facing. So police officers and, retail workers are like the two the two occupations that have had the most deaths I think

okay so yeah I'm not sure I'm not sure because Billy I don't think that was a claim Billy made originally Billy said um yeah and that might be up to shot I don't know that's off that but PFT is correct and saying that they have um they have that that that is the number one cop killer in America right now is COVID yeah so really quickly this is from CNN.com by Emma Tucker, and I'm not going to try to pronounce that name, intentional killings of law enforcement officers reached 20 year high, FBI says. Last year saw the highest number of law enforcement officers who were intentionally killed in the line of duty, which I do not think counts COVID, unless COVID isn't, anyway. I would agree with that. Increase that in the line of duty since the terrorist

attacks, it's 10 or 11, 2001. Now, I know people can be like, oh, you're, you know, boot liquor, blue lives matter. But, and I totally understand that in any group of populace, be it, you know, like police officers, there are like bad people who are going to end up in these George Floyd situations and do these bad things. But I mean, like you, the, the narrative, I like conspiracy, conspiracy theory. I think the stat you just gave was three years before assault rifles became re-legalized. This is from January 13th, 2022. No, when you were reading, it said since September 11th. Right. The three years before assault rifles became re-legalized by George W. Bush.

I think they might have, they might have taken the, the, um, that selection of dates because they didn't include 9-11 because so many police officers passed away in that attack. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, I get it. But also if that's, since they've been up from and the one gun that keeps them hiding outside of schools because they, they don't have anything to match it, feels noteworthy. That's going to get, that's going to get worse before it gets better, I think. I see the investigation. It certainly hasn't been.

great since there eight this weekend. Is that the number I saw? Eight what? Mass shootings. Okay, but what type of mass shootings? Like the good ones, Billy. Like, I think he's,

I think he's talking about a salt rifle ones. Yeah, but like the thing is like that makes it sound like eight schools were shot up. No, it didn't. It's in mass shootings. I didn't say anything about schools. Yeah. Mass shootings is defined by what three or more people being shot at one. So, I mean, that one was in,

There was one in Philadelphia that looked just scared as hell. Yeah, that one didn't sound great. None of them sound great. None of them sound great. And I see that. And that's what I'm saying. Like, I think like this shit, of course, it's going to get politicized in a way that's skewed towards your side of the aisle. But I don't think it's a bad thing.

This, I don't think is propagandized. I think this is just people having an honest discourse about guns in America. I don't say honest, but they're having a discourse about guns in America, which I don't think is a bad thing. It's going to have to continue to get talking about because if you look, and no reason why I say this is because, like, it's like we said, we were talking about the school shooting. Like, there's nothing I can do to convince conservatives that, that, that there's a gun issue in America.

Like, they think that God bestowed upon them guns. And so, like, there's just nothing you can say and say. And so, but when you look at the global data, like, obviously gun deaths are a problem here. And so you have two different ways to go about it. some say we need to get rid of guns or at least highly regulated and the other people say

we need to flood the streets with more guns there's such the doors arian what don't you get about the doors there's a hospital shooting the other day so it's like

yeah you're gonna arm nurses and sitting out too everybody just walk around strap how many doors are in a hospital a lot of doors maybe one way and one one out of his hospital

door control problem something that pisses me off about those issues like gun control and abortion that they're so polarized and there's such easy common sense down the middle like answers to those there is nothing easy or common sense about this conversation

no but for example guns right okay Bill you saw you solve it right now we're not going to take away anyone's guns but we're going to highly right we're going to regulate who can get guns and do all the things like that you should do and maybe have social media checks for these people and you can sell buy a gun and people

who are well intentioned with guns will get their guns and people who are ill intentions won't get their new guns. But the thing is there's too many guns out in the country, like in the country for to stop illegal acquisitions of guns. So you might as well let everyone keep their guns who are well intentioned with them. Yeah. So I, I, um, I saw a guy that was in the streets of Nashville over the weekend. He had a shirt that said it was an AR 15 on the front said, this is a tool. And then on the back of it, it said, I am the weapon, which I thought was a pretty aggressive shirt, uh, to be wearing.

That's a wild way to say guns don't kill people. But he's saying like, I'm, I will kill you. I am a weapon. But like, I think if I were to talk to that guy and I didn't want to talk to him obviously because he's probably a bad hang.

But the point is, I actually don't have a problem with that guy being just a real asshole about his guns. Like, like, he's probably a responsible gun owner. Like somebody that takes their gun culture like that far. that like loves guns and will risk like going out in public and like getting into numerous verbal altercations because he's ready to say like how responsible he is as a gun owner. That guy's, that guy probably will never kill anybody with his gun.

And that guy's weirdly not the problem. I agree. At all. At all. He's just a big gun fan. Yeah, but you got to be like, listen man, I don't want to take, I don't want you to give up your guns. I, I want like the dickhead that's not responsible to not be able to get it in the first place. and I don't want somebody able to get mad and then go buy a fucking high-powered rifle with a giant magazine and then use that because they're angry.

You know, like that's what I want to stop. Yeah. I was walking my dogs the other day and I was thinking of the old Chris Rock pit where he said, it's not the guns that are the problem. It's the bullets. Make the bullets super expensive.

And you'd have people shooting people and then going back to get their bullets and I clean it off and reuse it. But I was thinking about that. What if, and I know this is never going to happen, but like I haven't fleshed out the idea fully, but if you just completely,

if you said, yeah, we're not taking your guns. Every gun, it's like grandfathered in. If you have a gun, it's yours. We're not selling any more bullets.

Would shootings go down? Because you'd really have to be sure about using those bullets if you knew you had a limited. They get them from Mexico and Russia. maybe i mean that they have no problem that i saw today they stopped uh three uh molly pills or ecstasy pills from getting back into the united states so those those border patrol agents are on their shit william yeah let's get wait did they do did they do the picture of it where they spread it out on the table they had a vial of like four mushroom stems one chocolate bar that

had uh psilocyib and and they took the pay they spread it all out they took the picture i love those pictures you know what's funny about the whole straight value 3.4 million dollars they pop a fucking teenager dog like what the fuck it was two people just like having a time in the wilderness fucking bottom was this Canadian border night

it was like it was Willie Nelson's four of us one night's worth of drugs I know what I'm saying like the funny going back to gun people the funniest thing about those types of gun people they're literally just buying accessories and shit for their gun like if they could they'd buy like

little outfits for their guns like gun people and dog people are kind of similar because when they're really into it they're like buying all sorts of accessories for you know their stuff and that's like it's a hobby for them just like to spend their money on i mean the pictures that have come out of people just like laying out all their guns and their various like very sad rooms uh it like it's been very funny like i can't do you see i can't condone these people having a hobby if this what they're doing. Do you see the one with the family and they have them laid out on their deck? They have them laid out on their deck

and on the roof. Oh, yeah. The deck one was ridiculous. That was insane. Can you guys find that? I got to find it. Yeah, send it to the group shop because this guy, it was in Austin, Texas and it was a guy, his wife and then his kids and he probably had, I'm going to guess like 215 guns that he laid out and the dude is like, it said

in the tweet how old he was. I think it said he was 44 years old and I swear to god I thought this guy was like 78 just a strange looking family actually this reminds me this is like the so there was a I saw this on red at the other day there was a time that a bunch of army rangers um one of them bought a house in a neighborhood and i want to say Washington and in the neighborhood there was a bunch of gang activity and like Crips the Crips Street Gang was there and literally I'm reading it from that that time Army Rangers got into a gunfight with the Crips Street gang basically they threatened this Army Ranger to like get out of the neighborhood so he called all of his Army Ranger buddies and they like sent like their families away and they just freaking Alamoed the house he bought to try to help the neighborhood and they got into a huge gunfight with all like the gang and like gentrified the neighborhood. the most, like, gunway ever. They just shot up the neighborhood?

No, they sat in their house. Yeah, there was a bunch of, uh, no, according at the time, they said that no one was shot, but basically all the gang members drove a state over to, but there was like, like 15 gunshot wounds and deaths, the state, like the two counties over. They didn't take him to the local hospital because they didn't want to get caught. But it's one of the, if you have time, it's one of the. Sergeant Bill Falk when he purchased a cheap house

in a rough Tacoma neighborhood as an investment in 1989. So like he just straight up was like, we got to like, oh, there's like this neighborhood has got very crime ridden. Let's just piss off the gang members

and then have them try to fight us and meet all my army ranger buddies. That seems like a Clint Eastwood movie waiting to happen. Doesn't it? This is like Grand Torino on steroids. That should be. Someone make a movie about that

because that sounds insane. Can I make an observation about this photograph? This family is in what, no offense, looks like a pretty cheap house. Correct. That house might not cost six figures, if we're being honest. Oh, my God. There is. It may not be a house.

You might be able to drive it. That's fair. There's a $150,000 worth of firearms laid out on that deck. At least. Maybe more than 200. I think it's more because some of those scope, like some of those scopes are expensive. I mean, yeah, there's probably, yeah, it's more than 150. There's probably 150 guns there.

Half of them are rifles that cost well over $1,000. There's maybe 300 grand worth of guns sitting there. I'll tell you, that's smoke. The grill, they found on the side of the road. That was not a grill they purchased. Grill is trash. That's a girl. That's a small.

It's way too big for training wheels, my jeep. The worst part about the one that you sent, Coley, is it's cut off at the roof. There's more guns on the roof in the original picture. I got to find. Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. A little kid in a red shirt cuffed his jeans

A whole bunch of squares in this world Look at the full picture I just sent the full picture The thing is So the stage is He's way older than her She went him for some bread

That's not enough guns To throw the roof into it I thought the roof was Oh my god Oh but on the roof is all shotguns It's just funny It is funny And it's a weird looking roof

Yeah but like yeah It rains it sounds crazy in there Maybe It's all metal I mean the funniest part is I think somebody had to get on the roof to stage that picture it was just like handing guns up to the roof

to put them on there that is a lot of that's a lot of guns I mean this picture is literally the tweet like someone please help me budget my money my kids are dying I'm spending $1,200 a month on my mortgage $500 on food $37 grand a month in guns

I mean and the kid's shirt just says Texas never backstaffed I mean there's no way he shot all of those guns Maybe. No, he definitely. Bill Burr is a great bit about guys who love guns. And it's like, have you ever shot them without fucking headphones on pussy?

Like, that's, that says a lot of it. Like, if you only go to the range, fine. But if that's all you're really doing, do you need the gun? They have guns there. Do they not? Yeah. Yeah. One time I shot an AR-15 at a shooting range, it's a lot of fun.

I got to be honest. Like, it's a fun active. I'm sure. It's a very fun activity. But it's scary, how accurate that shit is. Have you seen the, have you seen Atlanta? No. There's a scene, I think it's in the first or second season where one of them goes to a shooting range.

And everyone's there, they're like it's, he's black and everyone else there is white. And they're all just shooting the human targets. And he brings his own target and it's a dog. He hangs it up and everyone puts, he's dead eye in this dog right in between the eyes. And everyone puts their guns down there like, what the fuck? What's wrong with you? He's like, it's just my target. I brought it from home.

They're like, you can't do that here. He's like, you guys are shooting humans. Why is this any worse? It's crazy. Like, the thing about this argument that makes it so tough is there's the mass shootings that are terrible and should never happen. But then there's also stories like the woman in West Virginia who is carrying her weapon. She was legally carrying. And a man, I think his name is Dennis Butler, went up to a graduation party when they,

they are 15 and she stopped them a kid's graduation party and she stopped them so it's just like and the you know you hear stories about people with illegal guns walk into people's homes and people having the right to carry and having weapons in their houses and defending their family so it's it's really tough i mean i heard about i heard about the judge over the weekend who got kidnapped and killed by someone she put away he had been away twice and he was still able to purchase a gun in wisconsin because they don't do background checks yeah yeah that's he had a hit list that also had the governor of Michigan on it like that was and he's part of a militia oh yeah i know she's she's been targeted by a bunch of militias recently should she be president like she's got a lot of people

mad at her to the point where i think she just might i don't know anything about her other than people want her dead dude dude the upper peninsula michigan i hear is filled with dudes it's its own country concerns they're their own people the uper's yeah actually we have some listeners in the upper peninsula i remember one time we talked about yupers on here and they they they reached down. They're like, what's up? And they'll agree that, like, it's a bunch of weirdos that live up there for the most. Yeah. And they keep to themselves for the most part. Like, I have no qualms with the Uper's. Like, they truly live their own life. But like, I think we need to have a couple, um, what's it called when like a city loses its cityhood. They get like

unincorporated? Yeah, we need more unincorporated areas where people can just go be. Like, you don't get the government. You clearly don't want it. Like, we just clear out one of the Dakotas. We can give them like an Arizona, something like that. Because you can't just assume they all want to be cold. Some of them want to be warm. So let's be fair. They can have a Virginia, West Virginia, one of these.

And it's like, all right, you've got these three areas where there's just no more laws. Like you just live there. You keep to yourselves. We'll keep to ourselves. You're not going to get roads and we're not going to pay for your schools. No, they can do it, though. They're going to privatize it. But you guys do it.

You're privatizing. Yeah. the upper peninsula that's like golly that's a lot like main i would imagine it's like the main of the midwest mains it i i would say it is probably pretty michigan like in the sense that there's two mains like we're saying there's the upper peninsula and then there's like the detroit metro area anything north of portland is chaos i have some absolutely like you don't know what's going on anything west not on the coast chaos from portland down it's just boston like it's Truly the same.

What's the, what's the, what's the cranberry situation up there? That's New Hampshire. I don't think he's going to be Hampshire, is it? Because you have to have water.

Massachusetts is pretty cranberry heavy. I feel like Maine's more blueberry than cranberry. Yeah, yeah. I think that's New Hampshire you're thinking of.

I think ocean sprays, wait, let me check. Ocean sprays for sure, Rhode Island. They're grown in bogs. Yes. But yeah,

they are their big bog fruit. We don't, we don't discuss bogs enough. We don't. Bogs, fjords. We don't discuss all the big water basins. Oh, yeah. Like, I used to read about bogs a lot back when, you know, you were doing like medieval studies.

There were just bogs everywhere in Scotland. So there was, okay, New Hampshire doesn't have any commercial cranberry bogs left, but back in the late 19th century, they were going heavy on the cranberry bogs. And then somebody stole them. Yeah. The bogs moved. Farmers harvested cranberries from bogs in Auburn, Manchester, and Berlin, according to the cow, Hampshire blog. Now, what's the difference between a bog and a swamp?

I think that's a bog man made? No, I don't think so. No. Okay, this is, I think bogs have missed. I think they get misty. Also in my head, swamps can have a, swamps are dirtier. Swamps are muddier. Yeah, murky.

Bog versus swamp. Okay, so bogs are characterized by Pete's, by Pete's, left over. of dead plant material where swamps are forested wetlands which are near large lakes and rivers. I think the big one is trees. Okay. I think trees are involved. Marshes on the other hand have the same water source but have softer non-woody plants. Swamps are low wetlands. Bogs are generally higher than the surrounding land. That's weird. Whoa. Swamps get water from rivers or streams and have some drainage bogs receive water from precipitation and have no out flow. So yeah, that's why it could exist in New Hampshire because they just get, they get water from

from rain and snow. Swamps are formed by the collection of river or streamwater. Bogs are formed either by terrestrialization or plotification. Interesting. This is just a good website that I found right here. Diffrence between.com. Diffrence between dot net. So you can look up like what's the difference between a bunch of other stuff. What were you talking about before? Was it mountains and hills that we found out didn't have as well as? Yeah. I think we, we, we, we, we determined that if you die on a hill it becomes a mountain if somebody has died there that's our rule though that's our rule yeah nice a good rule the difference between the jeep wrangler and the for bronco these are this is just a great website that is great website so it's so bunker hill

should be bunker mountain yeah bunker mountain sounds cool i'll let the people know yep bunker mountain you just mentioned the uh the bronco the for bronco yeah it's mine's coming in couple weeks so how long were you on the list for that three years Jesus yeah like the production obviously COVID all happened and cars took forever well they started that list like a year and a half before they were set to go to market yeah so 2019 I reserved it and then I was supposed to get it in 2020 and then the colors that I wanted didn't weren't in and the roof you get yeah I got like a dark blue and I was looking at them mm-hmm and the dark blue went out and then um you didn't get the sport right you got the regular one no i got the legit like ford bronco like the

two or four four door had to go four door um and no no you're a young guy you might go do no no the the two doors like the old school look which is really cool i just i'm i'm i've always been a four door guy but they had issues with the roofs the roofs were leaking they had to send them all back so uh you go hard top or soft hard top i like that yep so i'll have it in a couple weeks we'll be able to take it down to Jersey Shore whole crew doors off

hell yeah I'd love to see how you like it because my lease on my truck's running out soon yeah I'm really excited it's been a long time waiting but so when I was looking at trucks I was looking at the Jeep

gladiator the Jeep truck you can't fit in that thing it's it like really sucks for tall people yeah I thought about it I also I'm not a huge fan of look of it like the cab in the back is like really extended yeah It just looks like a Jeep with someone like

Half Had it's a big That's a big I wish I was in the military But I'm too afraid to automobile Yeah exactly Right up Billy's alley Yeah Dude I saw some of the old school Hummers Coming back electric

Yeah the they got the Hummer EV or whatever It's like a hundred grand It is I've been looking at the um But Joe Biden told me a get one The Grand Waggoner looks fire That is a nice car I saw one all black the other day it's sweet i don't love the back of it but the insides are crazy yeah the grand grand wagon here

oh yeah those are 100k holy fuck they're sick though what's the name of that jeep the um is it like the track hawk yes that's the crazy one it's the grand it's the grand jerky but it's the highest they stop they're stopping making them because i think they're way too dangerous yeah no they're like unsafe they're they're so powerful engine in a jeep grand jerky so it's like the dumbest car ever like Who in their right mind wants a Jeep Grand Cherokee in the first place? Oh, all right. Let's calm down. It's a nice car.

I don't like the Jeep Grand Cherokees. Oh, the track hawk is a beautiful car. I agree. So I kind of want the track hawk. Like when I get back into the car owning business after I move out of New York City, I feel like the track hawk is. That might be my little treat for myself. My favorite videos that go viral every once in a while are someone with like a souped up

muscle car racing for pink slips with a track hawk and losing a hundred percent of the time like they're they're so dangerous i have a good one i have a good one i'll send it to you the sound of the track hawk it's like the signature like wine that the supercharger makes it's insane yeah if you if you watch those races they always remind me of like the uh the uncle drew videos where kevin love shows up to to a playground and he's like dressed like an old man and these people are like all right we're going to fuck this guy up and then he gets out there just starts raining threes on him like that's what happens when the track hawk pulls up everyone's like oh this is this car's about to get smoked and then it goes zero to 60 in like 1.4 seconds you have you have to drive it

at either 2,500 or 5,000 miles before it even unleashes that level of engine they're like we need to make sure you know how to just drive this thing normally before it will allow you to go as fast as it can wait they built that in yeah it's got a regulator it's got a separate key that like so it has like a regular set of keys then it won't be track hoc and then if you it's like a red key it's like this is the track hot key and if you put that in the car that's when the engine's like

oh it's fucking go time are you guys fucking with me no because I'm just true that's hell cats too that's that's like the challenger and the charger helcats too they get the same because it's the same car I drive a grand Cherokee pft because it's a sensible family SUV I was to say I drew I drove

a joint grand Cherokee for like five years I loved the problem is they break down a lot And then they're very expensive to fix, I think. You know what? They're American. Yes. You know what car? Well, yeah, that's full.

I think you're thinking of Ford. No, I think Jeeps break down a lot. No, jeeps break down a lot, yeah. I know they used to, they kind of won company with Dodge now. And I've always had Dodge. They're always super reliable, which is why I went with Jeep. I think Wranglers, since they have so many moving parts probably break. I think it's the Wranglers that break down a lot.

Yeah, Wranglers, I can see breaking a lot. My grand, I've had two and they've both been great. I love my grand jury. But yeah, I want to get a track hawk. If anybody out there is an employee of Jeep and wants to send me a free track hawk, we'll do a great video. A free $98,000 car, yeah. I'll live stream, yeah, I'll live stream the first 1,500 miles as I'm driving around

until I get to the place where it unlocks its true potential. And then I'll just go around the country taking other people's cars from them. It's my favorite car all the time. Those should be illegal in New York City, for sure. You should not have a track hawk in New York City. It's too much power for one car. So, you know what was my first car, which is sort of, I kind of really love it.

The Jeep Renegade. I had a Jeep Renegade. It's, it's, it's a funny looking car. I had a, I had a, a green Jeep,

like a terrible, disgusting green. It's like a Scion XB pretty much. Oh, that's an awful car, Billy. No, but it was the,

it was the best car ever. It would literally. I used, PFT, pull up the brake lights on that. They're, their X's. Oh,

yeah, yeah. Every, like, every white boy in America had a, had a Jeep Renegate in like 2016-ish. Seriously. I was the only one who had it.

I had a Camo Green Jeep Renegade and we called it the bullfrog and it was the best car ever. It does look like a frog. Yeah. That's why you like it so much. Anyway, I had, I got the, it was only two wheel drive.

It was front wheel drive. But it was my favorite car ever. I mean, it was just, it just had so much character. It's such an ugly looking car. I know, but it got it got us through so much stuff. I was a, I was a minivan guy myself.

Always have been. So, yeah. If you ever see a Jeep pull up next to you and it has yellow calipers just don't even consider it looks it looks almost identical it's a little bit wider it has a different grill but everything's pretty much the same yeah right it's very unassuming that it's the fastest car on the road yeah they're horrifying they are horrifying they're i mean they're they're they're they're all-wheel drive supercars they don't spin they shouldn't i'm glad they're stopping production like i believe in freedom and all that but i also don't believe most people

She'll have a license. So those, she would not exist. That video I said is so funny. Isn't the Lotus band in America? 707 horsepower on the track on. So 707. Why is that legal, but lotuses aren't? I don't know that that's necessarily true.

I think there's a model. The Lotus Elise. The Lotus LSA. I think the Lotus isn't because of its crash safety. like I don't know. Yeah. It's not a safe car. Yeah. It's not a safe car. What's that thing you sent there in? What's her resvani? Yeah. So I don't know shit about cars. So this I've just listened to y'all talking about cars. Like I literally don't know shit about cars. But this came across because I need, like, because I have a Tesla, but I also need something that's like reliable to drive, like, cross country and shit like that. Because my mom's living in San Antonio. So I make that triple a lot. So I didn't have just renting. like a navigator. This fucking thing. So I was just looking up like really nice

reliable cars and so like I always go to the high end shit. This car probably like 500 grand. Holy fuck. It's it's like insane dog. Like it's like bulletproof windows and doors. It's like it's like crazy. It's like it's just a really high quality SUV that I will be looking into getting. I'm looking at them right now.

This thing's same. They make a six by six too. That's insane. It looks. It just. And I'm not even. I'm not in the cars at all. I'm just looking at like, like, reliable vehicles.

Like, and this shit looks, I don't know shit about it. Could be not reliable. It just looks, it looks crazy. Like, it looks like, what was the Toyota that looked exactly like this? Oh, I know what you're talking about. Not the for, not the forerunner. No, the forerunner. I love the forerunner, but it's not that.

I heard it's a really, no, it's a Toyota. I know exactly the one. Highlander? No, it kind of looks like boxy. It kind of almost looks like a Jeep, right? It looks exactly like this car. I just can't remember the name of it. Just Toyota Jeep thing.

The Land Cruiser. No, it's not the Land Cruiser. That's what's coming up, but that's not what it is. Wait, this truck has 1,300 horsepower. What? I don't even know what that means. FJ Cruiser. The FJ.

Oh, yeah. Those are weird cars. Oh, yeah. but they're sick and they kind of look like this but these look tougher to put that in perspective Aaron we're talking about the track hawk this has double the horsepower this thing that you sent us I can't be that's insane so did you buy that or lease that area I don't even know if they're out I just came across and so when I'm about because I'm renovating my house I got too much going on right now so like when I when everything settles down I'm going to look into buying

one of the now from a financial standpoint would you buy that or lease that buy it you'd buy it what do you think of Billy you want to lease no I'm just like trying to lease a track hawk

I'm trying to be like smart trying to go splitzies on a track hawk lease yeah you and mince should yeah dude mince driving around the south

and the track hawk it'd be efficient he'd be able to grow the game faster yeah I think it would be worth expensing to the company getting town to town yeah dude mince is the man I haven't seen him in a long time.

Hopefully he's been. It's growing the game. Yeah. Speaking of, I mean, we're talking about cars. We haven't talked. I haven't spoken to PFT since the choke job heard around the world. Are you doing okay? Are you talking about the experts?

I am. I'm fine. I haven't thought about it since it happened. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to bring it up. Is this a spoiler? I'm fine. No, no.

It aired last week. It was bad. It was bad. It's a bad ending. I mean, what do you want me to say? You guys considering rebranding. We ch-oh, okay, the biggest canard that Jeff D. Lowe has ever pulled in a long line of canards is by letting people think that the experts named ourselves.

Like, yes, that would be a very douchy name to name your team in a trivia competition, especially when everybody else has cool names like Big Screaming Honkers and Billy on the troops. But no, we did not name. Jeff gave us that name, and then we had to stick with it. So, yes, it looks bad when a team called The Experts blows a 12 to 7 lead in the last four rounds of the dozen championship. Now, hey, yo, what's a canard? Oh, like a ruse. Wow.

A joke. Who's going to pull that one out of the shenanigan? The priest. I was, yeah, I wasn't. It's an elegant way to say bullshit. Yeah, I wasn't up on that term. I like, I like learning the words. I appreciate it.

But I'm very angry with Jeff D. Lowe. for naming us the experts now he wrote he wrote a great championship match because Jeff loves his storylines and this one delivered and oh oh okay he did a great job writing the championship match

blaming the refs interesting he did a great job great job you couldn't have scripted it better Coley I mean you guys needed a phone of friend to ask about Montrez-arrel I don't want to hear it yeah right off the bat I don't regret doing that by the way we were in a position to win if we had said

if we had not said Kristen Whig and said Maya Rudolph instead for the one question about McGruber which then they got the question about the newsroom which I mean you want to talk about

a movie that's unbelievable or a TV show you got what's it called oh the leftovers yeah you got the lefter I thought that was tough but Jeff Daniels like there's I'm sure that

Brandon Walker has like a secret Jeff Daniels tattoo Probably. Like, that's right up. There's never been an actor more up another man's alley than Jeff Daniels is, up brand walkers. And then, yeah, okay, so there was that. There was, um, the overtime was not good. My Singapore guess in retrospect was a bad guess.

But when you're under the bright lights and the clock's ticking, like my, my strategy was, it's probably the most densely populated country in the world. Let's hope that the population is high enough, which it was nowhere close to being high enough. And somebody was like, why don't you guess China? And yeah, in retrospect, probably should you guess China. But the question is also by population density. China is a very big country. So we could have taken a flyer on that.

India would have been the better guess, which I regret not saying India. Overtime is always tough. I mean, any, even the bonus round's tough. And it's easier to do when you're sitting on your couch, reading the chat and typing in answers than when you're actually standing there under duress. It's much harder than it looks. And congratulations. to team uptown balls.

They did a great job. Honestly, we beat the Frankettes in the semifinals. That, to me, that was our Super Bowl. I said it going into that match. I was like, this is the one that I've had circled. I've won another crack at Frank and the Frankettes. If we can beat them, then that's better than a championship for me, you know? It's like the miracle on ice.

If the U.S. had choked in the finals, they still would have beaten the USSR and the semifinals. So for us, that's... Sweeten? I think it was Finland maybe Finland is the same thing Yeah pretty much Pretty much the same country

But yeah that's kind of where That's where I'm at right now So I'm not doing great but whatever It's tough I mean when you guys added Fran You played the honkers in your first match I remember some Miami Heat LeBron era parallels being drawn by the experts

So it's just a shame That's all It's a real shame The bad part is Like everybody in the office Was rooting against us Not because there were rooting against me or Fran, but everybody in the office was rooting against us.

I'll put it that way. Yeah, I mean, I, I mean, it's a tough time to be chirping Brandon, but he wouldn't want us to not chirp him either. He parades around and says it's his show and you guys won that regional holiday tournament and he pretended like that was a real trophy. He knew in his heart that wasn't a real trophy. He wanted this. He wanted it bad and he choked.

Yeah. He went outside and just he stood on the balcony for like, I don't know, 30 minutes, not saying a word. And Rudy said that he was afraid that Brandon was going to jump, which would have been the most hilarious suicide attempt of all time because it's, we're on the second floor here. He would have just like broken a leg. Yeah, I didn't text them. I did. I'm a credit to me. I didn't text them. I've waited. It's been like three weeks since I haven't chirrup to you since. I'm a great competitor. People are saying it. The shitty thing is, as we were taping it, like, you can't talk about it, obviously, for two weeks or so after it's taped because they have to edit it. Jeffty-Lo has to make sure the script played out the way that he envisioned it.

And so you can't talk about it. And after that finals match, it was like this next two weeks I'm in purgatory. It absolutely sucks. Like, I'm dead. Everyone doesn't know that I'm dead, but I'm about to die. I'm already dead. They're going to realize that I'm dead in two weeks. And even in the matches where we were just, you know,

we were kind of dialed in against Frank of the Frankettes, one of the great performances of all time by any competitive standards. And so I couldn't even enjoy that because I knew it was coming. I knew it was coming. So I couldn't be a cocky dickhead. Let me ask you this. If we had beat the Frankettes, if certain people hadn't handed them answers,

if we had beaten the Frankettes and we had then beat you, like we typically do. Do you think Jeff would have scripted it differently? No, he wanted uptown balls to win. Interesting. So you think he would have taken down the defending champs? Well, let me ask you this. Like, who does Jeff D. Lowe spend his summers with?

Interesting. Glennie Balls. It's his roommate, okay? He has to deal with that for the entire summer. Do you think Glennie remembers he won the dozen? No. Not at all. He was in shock.

He was like, I can't believe this is actually happening. So. When you run into a dialed-in balls, there's not much you can do. Credit to them, they did a really good job. They took advantage of what they had to do in the finals. I actually don't mind losing to Uptown balls because I like the guys. It does make it easier. Makes it a little bit easier.

Now, if we had lost to you in the finals, then that would have been a problem. But yeah, certain people, Mince gave away certain answers. That's fine. That's fine. You guys went, Aaron, they, so people, The EFT's team gets to write their own schedule for the regular season. Not true. You know that's true.

You know Brandon writes his own schedule. Not true. We beat them in the playoffs last year. We beat them four times in a row in the regular season. They didn't schedule us once this year. Intentionally. That's how afraid they were. Who's on your squad?

It's me, the guy who came in earlier and was talking about college baseball off camera and Robbie Fox. And this is like sports. review? It's everything. I'd say it's like half sports, half mystery bag. Is that fair? Yeah, it's like pop culture, sports, a little bit of geography, a little bit of history. Mostly like TV, film, sports. I'd say those are like the big three categories. Yeah, this the dozens jump. Yeah. We're going to get trying to team. I'm saying, what can I get on? There will be a macrodose. It should be Aryan, Big T, and then either a mad dog or my my baseball buddy let's get it look i think i could add a lot of celebrity mashup help

pop culture if there's any like white pop culture don't yeah she'd be better than me i'm telling most exclusively white pop culture i'm all i'm all over it pretty solid squad you've got football covered i've got i've got baseball i have pop culture it's kind of the same setup as the expert basketball basketball and you're a little bit older than we are so you've got a little bit further back no no i feel like arian's good with history like pft is history science science is really my bag um i'm down how do we do is it is i got to be there right can be remote no there's a tournament once a year and so you'll fly in for the tournament but all the games are done remotely let's do it oh my god i would die all right it's on oh it's on it's on

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or not their cap because a lot of people are saying their cap but i don't know there are a couple that that might be legitimate tell you right now is cap you don't think anyone's ever time traveled before i do not think anybody ever time travel before do you think anybody ever will no wow you think it's hey guys next week hater alert you think it's like possible though um no no in order to in order to travel through time time to in order to travel through time yeah theoretically it's possible yeah but but to you'd have to exceed a few laws of physics like for example example, to exceed the speed of light, it's theoretically possible, it's impossible. I mean, it's theoretically possible, it's impossible because you would have to have an infinite

amount of energy source in order to exceed the speed of light, which would be traveling back in time if you're going faster than night. What about this? I think I just came up with an idea about how to time travel, and I solved your problem about the infinite energy source, Aaron. Why don't, what if you think about it this way? What if there was a way to use light, like wind, like a sailboat uses wind, where you reach out and you capture light that's traveling at the speed of light

and you use the light to drag you. But you still be going slower than light? I mean, I mean, how are you going to do that? I don't know, but I'm an ideas guy. Ride the lightning. I like what you're saying. I'm in on those. I was thinking about it.

I think it's easier to. to time travel than it would be to stop time. You know what I'm saying? That's an all-time debate right there. Yeah. So I was thinking about it because hypothetically you could like, no punnington. That was a bad.

I didn't even realize it was a pun to left after I said it. But yeah, okay, go on. So like if you were to go through a black hole, come out on another part of space and time and be in a different time than you traveled from and, you know, traverse space time, that is objectively easier than stopping time. like for example like in the movie

what do you mean by stopping time like how would you even stop time what's that movie with click the remote click yeah is it called click yeah yeah where he just like pauses time and everyone freezes and he can just run around and do whatever he wants like I think that would be harder than traveling through time

yeah because it's not a like time is not a I think a lot of times like you hear the people say this shit like in parties and shit right or like I don't know like sometimes you like man time is this it's a social construct it's a man-made car it's not it's the parties I go to turn the fuck up it sounds like you've been hanging out with Kyrie like that's I went I went I went once I don't know where I was I don't know where I was I don't know where I was in LA actually and dude was like yeah you know what time is just a social

construct and I was like sitting in the back of like but it isn't though he's like yeah yeah, we made it up. I'm like, no, it's like a thing that actually bends and moves. And I had to explain the whole shit to it. But like, that's what I'm saying. Like, a lot of times we think of time because of how we experience it as we're just traversing through it. Imagine you're just extremely fucked up, just trying to rant about time.

And you've got Aaron Foster pulling you to the side to give you a lecture on how time is real. And the crazier part, we had a physicist that was at the party with us. And so as I'm explaining all this shit, and I was like, ain't you a fucking physicist? He was like, yeah. I was like, tell him. He was like, you're right. He was fucked up too, no.

Like, you can make the argument that days of the week and seconds and how we measure time, that's social construct. The measurement of time is, yeah, it's probably invented. It's closer because, like, there are objective ways to measure. Like, we know that a year, if you count the seconds and minutes that all add up to a year, that just means that it's a way of measuring that the planet is back in the same spot that it was the last time, the most recent time. Not not the same spot, but like in the same spot relative to the sun.

Yeah. So. Right. But not even because that's not even an exact because like we have things like leap year. Right. It's the best that we have, right, that we have come up with. But it's still very inaccurate. Isn't it like a fourth of the day?

Isn't it like a real year's 364 and a fourth? Yeah. Five and a fourth. Saying a dude that's like time as a social contract, that sounds. like something Billy would say to justify why he's late again. Like get real philosophical with it. When you

think about it, is anyone really on time? Time's a flat circle. Yo, why are you so late? I feel like the last five, six episodes, like you've been late, like, why are you being late so much? Dude, I mean,

been working on. I mean, how many podcasts are you on, right? No, it's actually the exact opposite of been working. You were doing something besides work this morning That made you late for work Yeah, no, but that's different But I don't know I've been travel a lot for work

So that's why I've been out and about That is true Billy's been doing traveling He went out to Vegas And then he had a weekend thing That he had to do up in New York So yeah That part is legit

But And then I was in like the Poconos We can agree that time is not a social construct Right off the bat Now Arian thinks that We'll never be able to time travel but I've already proved him wrong with my theory.

Oh, you want to hear... I'm going to tweet that at Neil Tyson. But Billy debunk that. If you're getting dragged by something, right, you're not moving faster than that. Especially when you're talking about with something as fast as the speed of light.

Right? Because, like, let's say you go 99.9% speed of light. Let's say you're going that fast. from your perspective the speed of light is still as fast as it is if I was just standing still what is light it's photons it's photons and it's a it's a wave

it's both this is what we was talking about the double-slits pyramid with those photons yeah it's it's a duality it's a wave it has wave properties and and it's also a particle huh so if you were like riding a photon yeah that's actually how Einstein figured out Um, special, special relativity, not general. But he was, he imagined him riding a beam of light. And what would that, what would happen if you were, if you were right in a beam of light?

Well, time, photons don't experience time. Time is stopped to them. So as soon as they are alive, they die because time does not traverse for them. And so if you're writing a beam of light, there's crazy implications. Like, let's say you're writing a beam of light. You wouldn't even be able to see yourself. because like say you had a mirror the light has reflection

and it goes back to your eye like you wouldn't even be able to see that that's crazy what would slow light look like like if you were like dragging a photon and it's trying to or what if you were to slow down light so you know how like when you go

to a baseball man we've done that and you sit in the stands and then the batter hits the ball and then a second later you hear the crack of the bat like what if you got hit with the ball before you even saw the batter hit a home run that's a billy crack yeah oh so let's go to the wikipedia slow light is the propagation of an optical pulse or other modulation of an optical carrier at a very low group velocity now what if you were to slow down like all the light

then would that be theoretically possible to time travel if you're slowing down all the other light in the universe oh dude my this hurts my brain how how would you ideas guys guys tell me how you slow down all the light i don't know i'm just i'm coming at it from all the different angles that maybe what the ideas guy does he throws out the idea it's on someone else to prove it yeah well it turns out that the idea that i just brought up five minutes ago that was einstein's special theory of relativity so i think that's a pretty fucking good idea that i had oh i got a great i got a better idea you know how you slow down the light where you have a better idea than Einstein you get the you get the photon drunk then they move slower yeah you get them really

cold you freeze time there you go because shit slows down right particles slow down when they get colder but it's they slow down relative to like to to the observer but they're still moving at the speed of light through that medium right it's because light has to travel through it the light's cheating is what you're saying right's cheating that's what I'm hearing they're changing the road moving the goal post it's not fast order time yeah that's fucked up I'm just saying like it seems to me like everyone's focused on you know trying to move as fast as the speed of light why don't we just take it into our hands to slow light down and make it easier to catch up no no just asking

the questions big big t do you think that it's possible to ever time travel no because yeah yeah i mean i think i guess technically like arian said if you could travel faster than the speed of light but even if you could i don't you'd be technically traveling through time right but you couldn't like end up in 1776 and like do something yeah so i guess we're talking about time traveling forward versus time traveling backward yeah like arian do you think so in if you could go faster than the speed of light do you think you could like end up somewhere past or future and like hang out well this is what like so when they all right so it's like it's a really complicated right and I'm not an expert on this but this is my understanding

is yes technically you can like let's say they have they have something called the twin paradox I think I've explained this before in this podcast but like the twin paradoxes me and pft was twins was born at the same time right roughly the same time but we're we age the same we're both astronauts so at the age of 30 we both decide to go or I, I'm sorry, he's not an astronaut I am. I decided to go on a spacecraft and I move at 99.9% the speed of light, right? And I just go to, let's say, Mars and back or whatever. I don't know. And I don't know the exact mathematics on it.

But because I was moving so fast, time actually slows down. The way I experience time slows down for me, meaning, but to me, it's just regular. This is if I was to go on about my day, my thoughts are the same, whatever. whatever the case. My heartbeat is the same to me. But to everybody else, if they were observing me, right, they would see me moving in slow motion. They would see my heart moving in slow motion, like all that stuff. So by the time I came back, depending on how fast I was going by how long I was I was moving, I would have aged slower than my twin, BFT. So like, like I said, depending on how long and where you were going, you could age like 20, 10, 20 years when he was just

chilling on earth. So that's technically time traveling, right? And so the question I always have for physicists in which Brian Cox actually alluded to, which was true, was that something happens in that time, like things are happening, right? But so me and his now are no longer aligned, right? So we used to share the same now. We lived in the same place. But his now is now 20 years in the making, right 20 years in the future and mine now is still where I was right are you following yeah yep so so everything that has happened before and has happened that's going to happen is happening and that's the the scary part of the universe and so technically yes it's possible but we obviously have not found out a way how to do that but I don't think we'll be able to I think there's a lot

of things that we don't know about the universe that we'll figure out that I don't think we'll be able to do it i just i don't see how one theory i heard about time travel is that since the earth in the universe and the solar system is constantly moving through space so like for example the sun is technically moving um anyone who has not technically it's moving yeah but like when it when the traditional sort of when you think of the solar system you just think that it like the sun's in one place and everything's rotating around it when really it's like spinning and falling like a in like a um a twirl sorts so it's also an orbit yeah and it's orbiting the center of the universe uh is it galaxy orbiting yeah the milky way yeah so something i heard that if you were possibly

able to time travel you would travel to a time when the place you were was actually very much, much different and totally different place in the universe. So if I were to transport a thousand years ago from here, like from this chair, a thousand years ago

in this exact point in space at a thousand years ago would probably be just dead open space because the earth would have been way far away. So if you were able to time travel, you'd also have to calculate to where the earth would be

at that time. So you need to calculate space into the equation. Yeah. Like if you tried to go back in time to kill baby Hitler. Yeah. And you showed up at that one space in time. It's just as likely you would like be there to assassinate Pete Rose or somebody

else that was like an infant around that time as it would be. Like you couldn't, you can't say like, I'm going to go back in time and end up in this one spot on Earth. Right. Because that spot that you're at even given like the orbiting of the planet. Yeah, you're right. Probably more likely that you'd be in outer space. Yeah.

But you could also end up in like Greenland. that would be pretty decent that would be a great yeah like a nice shot if we're talking in the room geogasser yeah if we're doing geogaster on on the space

and you end up in greenland that's 99.99 you broke the all time high score yeah and speaking of baby Hitler so the Novicove self-consistency principle this was part of my sheet

there's an idea that even if you did kill baby Hitler the current state of events would still come to be and had calculated you killing baby Hitler and then realizing that that baby wasn't actually the Hitler we know that it grew up to be. There's a different.

They have an unlimited supply of baby Hitler's. Yeah, but or that baby was actually innocent and it was always calculated that you'd kill that baby. And Hitler was then an adopted baby who the mother was so, Mrs. Hitler was so upset that her baby was killed that she just replaced it with another. Yeah, just replaced it with another baby

and called it Adolf and that was the Hitler. Damn. Have you, has anyone heard Mick Kaplan's baby Hitler time travel joke?

Oh yeah. I don't know. He says he believes time travel is real but weaponry doesn't work so you can bring back a gun it will fire, it just can't kill.

So his joke is a lot of Jews just kept going back in time to try and kill baby Hitler unsuccessfully. and Hitler was just like, man, oh, man, did these people get a problem with me? I'll show them. Oh, wow.

I believe he's Jewish, so it's okay, but it's very funny, very funny. Somebody else made the joke of, like, you travel back in time and you just shoot a baby in the head and everybody's like, what the fuck? It's okay. No, that baby was going to be Hitler. Who? Yeah. Trust, trust, trust. It's cool.

It's cool. What are you doing? People act like the Avengers movie is this like safe PG movie. They make the baby Hitler joke in their biggest movie. Like I give them a lot of credit for that. A lot of people, yeah, they were like, why don't we go back and kill baby Thanos? That's what they're talking about. Oh, kill baby.

That's an incredible way to work it in. Like they brought the baby Hitler joke to the biggest movie of all time. Because the Nazis are in the Marvel universe, right? Or no, they're not, but they're... No, I think they are. Yeah, they are. Wonder Woman? Yeah, yeah.

They were placing it with those. Yeah. The boy, Stan Lee was extremely socially conscious. Oh, yeah. In the, the guy with the red skull guy. So if you... Hydra. If they were to mention Hitler, that would mean that Hitler would exist in...

in that movie, and like, that messed up my whole idea of, I don't know how he'd factor in. I've seen a lot of tweets recently, especially with the boys just coming out on Amazon for season three. Not an ad. They, I've seen a lot of people being like, man, comic books have gotten so political. Like, Superman was created as a counter to the Nazi. Like, what do we mean become political? Like, when you look at Stanley, like, because, and I, I wasn't really hip to this growing up. You just hear about the jump, but like my stepdad was like super a nerve with this shit. And so like he still has all his comments and he'll pull them out, like check this out.

And so like he's, he was telling us like even like, even these new, like you see all these cats who are mad like Thor is about to be a woman and she Hulk. Right. And so people that don't know comics, the history of comments, they're like, oh, come on here we go with this. That's what happened though. That's exactly like that's what happened like Black Panther like that was that whole. thing was in the middle of the civil rights movement where he thought like black people needed like better representation storm uh and all of that shit like stan lee was a visionary like he was super socially conscious he was he was he was he was the first might say he was the first

woke white guy there was a uh there's a interesting story about time slips have you guys ever heard about time slips no so now arian's probably going to say this is bullshit, but the idea that you can, you can momentarily, accidentally travel into the future and then travel back and not even realize what's happening to you. So, um, explain deja vu. Yeah, I guess it's kind of similar to deja vu, but there's a story and you can read about it in a book, uh, called Flight Towards Reality. And it's a story of the Drem Air Force Base in Scotland in Edinburgh, Scotland. So, um, I'm, I'm going to read from this website.

It's Mysteries of Universe Sir Victor Goddard's time slip adventure. Sir Victor Goddard was flying to Edinburgh from Andover, England, and while on this perfectly ordinary flight, he passed over a dilapidated airfield in Drem, Scotland. So this is 1935 that he's taken off, and he's flying in a biplane. You know, the biplanes are the ones that are... Billy, do you know what a biplane is? You don't know that much about aircraft, so... Can you explain to me what a biplane is, or do I have to...

It's the planes with the two wings. are stacked on top of each other. Yeah. Like the World War I planes. World War I plays. First generation fighters, first gen. And Billy just say, fuck you in his head. Name one World War I fighter by plane.

You name one. You name one. You name one. I'm asking the question. You name one. You don't even know the one classic? I don't know the name of the, it was, they had Rolls Royce engines. Name one then.

You name it. You don't know it either. You don't, I know it. No, you know. I'm telling you, I do not know the name. Grumman 55. Okay, good job, Billy. Yeah, so good job.

Name your planes. You're an expert. Yeah. You're an expert. Congratulations. You know more about World War I planes than I do. I made that name up. Oh, my God.

But you thought that, like, for a moment, you were going to keep it going and be like, I won this argument. The Grumman 55 is a plane. It just first flight was 1970. So that, for sure. Wait, the Grumman is a plane? I yeah Grumman's definitely the name of an aircraft made it that's why I went along with I was like wow Billy knows his World War I planes

Yeah that's crazy because 1970 That's one of those things where I subconsciously Just knew Grumman was affiliated Billy just time slipped Dude when I used to get concussed I used to have crazy deja vu It was nuts Yeah

Hey that is a thing though Every single every concussion I've ever had I had deja vu It was wild and I still get it sometimes It's it's It's crazy, dude. Like, I'd be in long- I wonder if that, has that been, has that been steady?

I, because that's, you're not the first person I've heard of say that as soon as you As soon as you get your bell wrong. Like, it's like, oh, I know exactly what's about to happen the next, like, 15 seconds. Yeah. It's the weirdest shit in the world. But it was somebody. Yeah. Go ahead, go ahead.

No, so like, for me, it was like, I was walking to lunch. And I was just like, like, oh, we're having this. I think it was, we're having Ziti again. And they're like, what? And they're like, we've had Zidi for the past three days. like we had zidi like really recently like no this is like i don't know it was weird i just remember like walking to lunch and having ziti it's a phenomenon that science knows it very little about but it is clear that it occurs more often in those with a brain injury than those with a healthy brain

therefore we can most likely accept that deja vu is your brain making a mistake and having a moment of confusion the temporal lobe helps us store memories so deja vu is likely to be connected to the function of that part of the brain so yeah it hasn't really been studied they're just assuming that because there's one part of the brain that is responsible for memories that part's probably the injured part Aaron I would love to you know how they do those brain scan things

where they check just take a look in we should both get them and see the difference and like like would know like the because you definitely like have more they can't they can't they can't

test for CT that that protein until you're dead oh well not the protein just like the blood flow in the brain i i want to just get my brain scan just check it out you say you're saying you're saying i got more brain damage than you no i'm just trying to expense a brain scan that's what i probably do i'm i'm shit up down barcel won't do that yeah hell yeah i'm down because you know the NFL won't even do that shit if you phrase it like that to dave billy like hey giddell won't even do this then, yeah, you guys will get brand scans weekly. Yeah.

What do you think the coolest way to time travel would be? Like, there's obviously the DeLorean. There's like movies where there's like the portal and you talk like, what do you think would be? Click. I think, you know, that's stopping time though. You can go back and click. Oh, yeah. You can rewind.

I think Avery's right. I think the portal. Portals. I love a good portal. What's the portal? It's just like a big circle with like a cloud and then you just jump in it and then you pop out. Oh, I thought. I thought it was a movie or something I ain't seen.

Oh, you're describing a portal like it's just this area and space that you jump through, like a wormhole. What are you describing? I envision the portal like a phone booth. Like you step in. Oh, you got some buttons and then you appear in the past. I think was that, was that Rocky and Bullwinkle or was that Mr. Peabody that used to travel back? I think they had like some sort of booth that they would walk. Doctor Who?

Oh, yeah. I'm thinking of like. Oh, yeah, you're right. It's Mr. Peabody. Oh, okay. I'm thinking of Disney Channel original movie. be Minutemen with cousin Greg where they jump through and

you kind of just like pop out. Yeah. Dude, I would do click because there's, I'll tell you exactly how I would have used my clicker remote in the past like six hours. I would have paused time to get through traffic to get here a lot earlier. I would have paused time

to go eat food in the middle of this because I'm super hungry and then come back and just played it. What else? That's how you would use that like every day to sneak in an extra meal. you would that would be that would be the most common usage of the remote and a workout and a workout yeah how it gains translate and time travel oh i'd pause time get a workout in because like like scheduling my mornings like i'd wake up do whatever i want till i'm woken like work out and

then i'd start the day and start getting to work i mean it would be the ultimate procrastination tool. Yeah, it really would be. I mean, first of all, I wouldn't be working if I could pause time. I'm fucking robbing everything. Secondly, I think like you could be the

most proficient human being that has ever walked the planet because you could just pause it when you're tired, get you a good little nap or sleep in, and you just never tired. That would be you never have to miss anything. But would you age during that pause time? That way,

be the trade-off. So however much, like extra time in soccer. Ten times out of ten, I'm taking it. Subtract it. Yeah, I think you would age. Because if you couldn't age, then you also a workout wouldn't really do anything for you if you did it during the pause time. Because your body wouldn't be breaking down and recovering.

Cellular replication. Yeah. So now if you did have like aging characteristics, then you could just, you could work out in real time and then use time to recover afterwards. you could pause time and just get swall just feel your body expanding but I think a portal is a way to go I like the idea of walking like

into a booth somewhere and hit that was Bill and Ted too wasn't it? Bill and Ted yeah I would have fast forwarded like classes like played on double speed like you know how you can play podcast fast or like YouTube videos

I would do that with like lectures because you'd pick up all the information it would just be so much more time efficient do y'all do that? with podcasts i go i'm at 1.5 sometimes i bump it up to 1.8 i know people who do that i can't i've tried it it's it fucks with my brain only if i'm not actually trying to enjoy it yeah i've only done it once it wasn't a podcast that was like some dude who was explaining some some um some kind of i forgot what it was explaining it was like an hour long

explanation i can't enjoy it slow as fuck like it was slow and so people in the comments with like speed to half speed you're welcome and it and you did it and he was talking regular and i was like okay but i can't do it regular than i you know what that reminds me of remember back when you used to download on media fire or um like youtube to mp3 for music like you know how the songs would leak like before the album came out the album just came out and they'd go on youtube but they'd be a little faster so they wouldn't get copyrighted and then when the you'd finally hear the song how it's actually supposed to be played you're be like oh this is mad slow yeah that happened to anybody else or is that just me yeah

i remember that i remember that happening with certain songs that came out that you would try to avoid the copyright infringement on somebody should i wonder if there's anybody out there that listens to this podcast on half speed any psychos out there that are like you know what the episodes i'd really like him to be eight hours if there's any podcast that people would do it on it would be this one and eight hours shopping and screwing our podcast please leave a comment I must sound so drunk at half speed. I'm going to be honest, I was listening to my voice back.

I talk so slow. It's kind of annoying. Yeah. Sorry. It is. We're used to it. We love you, man. I always, we just talked about it.

I've always wondered this, though. I always remember it because the only albums I remember leaking was rap. Like, I can't remember other albums leaking. Like, was there R&B albums that leak? Is there country albums that leak? Or is it just like, Is this this a uniquely hip-hop thing? I think there's some rock albums that leak that leak.

I think guns and roses had an album leak. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, they did. Chinese democracy. Yes, it's a new one. Because I remember listening to that sped up. Yeah. It happened from time, time.

If we were to put this at a percentage, that rap would probably be like 95%. Yeah. These are so many elements that go into like the production and so many people that work on the album that are not directly tied to the artist themselves? I think, like, Lil Wayne, I don't know. There's really no other way to explain it other than he thought he was emailing songs to a producer,

but was just posting them online himself. There's no other explanation for how weekly his music was leaking during 0708. It was absurd. He had a problem, and he didn't even try and fix it. How does a leak happen? Who, like, orchestras a leak? producer has a copy of the file, saves on his computer, then he sends it to somewhere. I don't know how, like, what's in it for the leader?

I think it's like a six degrees of separation type of thing. It'd be like, say I'm, say Billy, you the greatest artist ever and you make an album, but I'm your producer, right? I got somebody who I trust him, but listen, don't get us nobody, but I got it. You know what I'm saying? You can get it a week early. And he's like, bet. But he also has a guy like that.

And that guy also has a guy like that. True. Sooner later, shit is everywhere. There's also some record labels to do it to create a buzz where they're like, we're going to leak it a week early. Because even still, it's like, yeah, most people aren't going to download it this way. Like most people are going to, especially now, they'll just still wait and add it to their library. Not everyone's scour. That's one of my pet peeves right now, though, too, is like manufactured viral shit.

Yeah. Like, oh, my, I cannot stand that shit, though. Maybe I just need a log off, but that shit, nothing irks me like that right now. Like, I see this one where this dude, y'all probably saw it. He, uh, he doctored an explosion on a porch camera because he said somebody was still in my packages. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I was like, bro, shut the fuck.

Get the fuck out of here. Like, I just, it's just disgusting. It's gross. And then he chased him after it exploded. Get like herpes or something, huh? In that video, he explodes it. and then the guy's running away and then the hero

the guy himself is running after me like get away from my package he's like oh you're there for the exact exact moment and the dude you can see he pulls his own pants down to make it look funny it's just the whole shit was disgusting

well the funniest one is that the clown I think they were marketing for it and the clown thing people were seeing clowns everywhere viral I think that was dope though that was actually I think they never

I think they never connected it. It's never been connected because I think it was on the news. People were actually scared of clowns. Like they thought it was like, I mean, it's not crazy to think someone would dress up as a clown and try to commit crimes in this world we live in where, you know,

people are doing terrible things. The Joker. I was in Austin, Texas, bro. And we was like getting hella faded on like, they have, I think it's called Sixth Street or some shit like that where they just, they closed. I mean, close the roads down.

And so it's just a whole two, three blocks full of bars downtown. And so we like riding scooters and shit. And there's a dude. I don't know if it was a Jason mask. It was like, I think it was a Jason mask. He had like a dark blue jumpsuit on and was sitting there with a machete his hand at the end of the street, just standing there in the middle of the street. As I'm riding down, I hit one of them like, scur, I hit one of them. And the police is sitting right there.

And I'm like, yo, look at this shit. And he's just, dude's just looking, staring and, like, doesn't move. And they were like, oh, no, no, he always, this is what he does. He just comes here and does that. He stands in the stairs. I'm like, man, no. What do you mean? He's a performance artist.

Yeah, it was the weirdest shit in the world. And then, like, three hours later, I forget about this shit. Come back. He's fucking right there still standing this. I'm like, bro, something wrong with this, man. It's a good bit. It's a good bit. You tip your hat.

Apparently, yeah, apparently That's just what he, people were like, no, no, that's cool, man. His name is, they has the name and shit. I'm like, yo, that shit's weird, though. You just stand there for hours watching people? I don't understand it. That dude's definitely got a kink for that shit.

He's probably like, people are scared of me. Yeah. Is that much different outside of the, like, a tire and the Lord tied to it? But is that much different than those people who pretend to be statues and then you give them a dollar and they start moving? Like, it's like, yeah. Yeah.

Man, I skirt it because of this man. I'm not skirting for the dude painted and all gold that can move like a robot. That's fire. That's a talent. This nigga just scares the shit out of people. Was it a real machete? I wasn't close enough to find out. If it was a plastic prop machete, I'd say, like, if it was a bad costume, I'd say, okay.

Yeah, but you can't even have, like, you can't take a fake gun somewhere. It was Texas, they shoot you with your fake gun. Yeah, a gun knife. I don't know. That shit was a lot, though, man. Oh, we got a gun knife. We have the gun knife. The gun knife is here.

Can we show it? Yeah, we got it. I got it. Can we? Is it legal? Is it chill now to show it? Yeah. I don't know.

Are you love to have that shit in New York? I don't know. It's just, wait, Billy, how do you know? You said, yeah, so quick. because it's a knife knives are super illegal in New York you can't have knives in New York no it's not a spring loaded knife

I don't know so these are the rules I don't I don't know that is not the law no what are the rules let's look up the rules in New York and then if we find out that it violates then it was all a bit and we don't actually have the gun knife no that's not true because I bought

I bought yeah it's gravity knives um knife New York knife possession crime I mean, they should allow good guys with knives to be running around with all these bad guys with knives. Hell, yeah, doctors, teachers, lawyers. Yeah, give everyone a dime. Oh, it's a big knife.

Airby's, air by stay strep. You want to battle acts. You can't have cane swords here. That sucks. Switch. So, switch plays one of those. It's sick. They're badass.

Yeah. That is. My grandpa had one, but you didn't know it was, there was a knife in it. You can't have Kung Fu stars either. or Pileum ballistics, which I don't know what it is. All right, let's see the gun knife. It's sick. Allegedly.

From his name's Tom. I don't know if you want to do. Shout out Tom. It's an alleged gun knife. Stay handsome and gorgeous friends. Please don't allow Billy to touch too dangerous for him. That's what the note says on this. Are you serious?

Yeah. Smart, man. Funny. This is what I mean with responsibility. Funny ha ha. Some guy was at an Amish market in PA. Well, Tom. Tom was at an Amish market in PA, and he, uh, he DM'd us and was like, it was just sitting under the shell.

The gun knife. Watch out because I've taken out to, if you, to undo it, it basically chops your finger off. If it's in there, yeah, that's a very, that's a very dangerous place to put you for, I got good trigger discipline. If you put your finger in the trigger, uh, hole. Yeah. What is that called? Circumcise. It's like the trigger safety.

No, it's not the safety. I don't know. This is an intense gun knife, though. Yeah. So what is that? That's a bullet knife. Oh, and then the bullet that comes with it is also a knife.

It's a cute little knife. Everything is knife. Everything. It's like that show on Netflix, is it cake? Yeah. Is it a knife? Knife knife.

I want to see a knife that folds out to be a knife. Another knife? Yeah. Double knife. It's like, oh, it's just a butter knife. Nope.

Now, it's a knife. What could you ever use the little cute bullet knife here for? And I imagine it like, this is the dad knife. He's like, going to church yeah he's bringing his little his little sun knife along with it's the bullet that's my seed yeah he shot that bro dad billy no bill you want to catch and so the guy the guy on the

side of like the gun knife his name's like wild bill hiccock yeah oh yeah that's a if you look them up he's like he's like an old school sheriff like dude he's in western times he's a huge legend one of like the fastest hands in the west yeah wild bill hickok i think he i think he hunted billy the kid Wild Bill Hick... It's like the only lore I know about Albuquerque, New Mexico, is that that's where Billy the kid either, like, die or that's where he's from? One of those two.

Oh, this is so cool. I'm going to hurt myself. I'm going to put this way. For sure. Yeah, definitely going to hurt myself with this. I have to imagine that as far as inventions go, that have the highest probability of somebody injuring themselves in the first five minutes of owning said possession, a gun knife has got to be at the top of the list.

right it's like a gut knife a trampoline trampolines are definitely up there and then those those hoverboard things that people would get on and try to run around just eat each shit away dude I would 100%

Roman candle definitely so Wild Bill Hick that would be a crazy event to time travel to would be Wild Bill Hickok he got killed during a card game because he was a great gambler and he just got shot Oh, I forgot to

I have to continue with I got to continue with the time slip So I didn't even get to the story of the time slip Oh, sorry about it No, it's okay, that was a good That was a good little tangent So this guy, Sir Victor Goddard He was flying from

To Edinburgh from Andover England Right? And so this guy, Victor Goddard Was a, he was a wing commander In the Royal Air Force And he was sent to inspect a disused airfield near Edinburgh at a place called

Drem. So he's in his aircraft. He's currently an active member of the military when this happens in 1935. He's flying on the mission and he flew over the dilapidated airfield in Drem, Scotland. He saw it. It was long abandoned

to the point where foliage had overtaken most of the area and cattle had made themselves at home. That's what he saw when he flew over. It was a farm with a lot of nothing going on. He continued on his way until he reached his destination at Edinburgh, and then a couple days later, he began his trip back to Andover. He took the same route, which would lead him once again over the Dremma airfield, but before he got there, he ran into a peculiar storm. It had high winds,

torrential rain, the storm clouds had a yellowish tent to him. It didn't take long for Goddard to become disoriented, and he lost control of his plane. He tried to regain control by climbing above the yellow clouds. By the way, that's what he, that was the right action to take. If you ever become disoriented in the skies, you always want to climb, gain altitude, regain situational awareness. Then you can play in your next move. You'd rather have more altitude to play with.

That was a good move by Victor Goddard. Remind me, I have top gun questions for you after this. Okay. Yeah, I'd love to address them because after watching it a second time. I'm going to see it today, so I got to leave the room when you guys do that.

Okay. All right. You're good. That's fair. I envy you, Avery, because you get to experience top gun. I also still have to see it. I need to go.

I've seen it three times. Dude, I got to see prehistoric planet on Apple Plus. All right, so Goddard. So he climbed, he got above the yellow clouds. They seemed to have no end. His plane began to fall. Fortunately for him, something unexpected happened. The clouds broke and he could see the ground again.

Off in the distance was that Drem airfield that he flew over just a couple days prior. As he approached the airfield, hoping to reorient himself, the storm vanished, the sky turned bright and sunny. It stopped raining. Everything was clear, but something was different this time. The airfield at Drem was no longer abandoned. In fact, it looked good as new. He could see mechanics below, four planes, each painted yellow, sat on the runway. One was a model that he'd never seen before.

A monoplane, unlike anything in the Royal Air Force in 1935. And what were the mechanics wearing? Blue overalls. This, along with the yellow planes, Goddard found strangest of all, RAF mechanics in 1935 were brown overalls, not blue, and there were no yellow planes, to his knowledge. He didn't have much time to think about it. it because he was flying quickly to understand what he was seeing. By the time he passed over the

airfield, the storm had suddenly returned, and he was back in the rain again. And when he landed, he told all his friends what had happened. This old airfield had turned into a bustling new airfield. And as you'd expect, he was met with skepticism. And he kept the story mostly to himself. He did tell his superiors about it at the time, but he didn't want anyone to think he was crazy after all. And then he'd later retell it in his 1975 book flight towards reality. The fun final twist to this account. In 1939, the vision that Sir Victor Goddard saw at the Dremma Airfield actually came to pass. The RAF began to paint their training planes yellow and a new monoplane, the Magister, just like the one he witnessed in 1935, joined the roster. And by that

year, the mechanics overalls had been updated to blue and the airfield at Drem had made a full comeback. So he's saying that he experienced a time slip. saw the future momentarily, came back, said what he saw, and then four years later, everything that he saw happened in real life. Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. So Arian's going to say how that's not true.

And I've got science. And science says that's impossible because you want to be a wet blanket on the time slip theory. But just think about it. I have your thoughts. That's pretty wild. Cap. Mm-hmm. big super duper cap big one cowboy hat oversized fairgrounds how do you explain that fairground

hat i don't i don't know like there's details i would have to investigate all but like he experienced a time slip it's just that's so when you talk about it's exactly billy made this exact point is if you you're working on the assumption that the earth was in the same position 40 years from now. It's going to be in the same space, like coordinate. It's not the case. It's moving thousand miles. It's rotating extremely fast, thousand miles. It's moving. I don't know how fast it moves. But like the entire, the earth is moving. The solar system is moving. The galaxy is moving and the universe is moving. There's no way 40 years from now, you're going to be in the exact same spot so where you can have a quote unquote time slip to see

the runway at scat he's either drugs or he's lying later he retired in 1951 and became the principal of the College of Aeronautics where he remained until 1954 he was also a governor

of St. George's School Harpenden and of Bryanson School and was the president of the Airship Association from 1975 to 1984 and then he became a UFO guy later on his life A bad tracks

ancient alien type or just like regularly. He argued for extrasensory perception and other paranormal phenomena in this book, flight towards reality. His claims are disputed by skeptics. But I'm just because he went a little bit kooky there at the end.

Well, he may have not been kooky. I was talking to some fighter pilots I met a couple years ago. And they were saying like, they say that they know so many older pilots who've kind of gone that UFO kooky route because these guys spent so much flight hours flying that they saw some shit that they can't like most people have a story but they never

tell it because they don't want to get uh mental health uh uh have to like be taken for a mental health check and then you can get your pilot's license taken away because they're like oh this guy like he might go do what that german dude did so so i mean i think they have such a different perspective yeah i think the reason why i'm so skeptical about shit like that is not because I don't believe people have seen what they saw, right? I definitely think that they saw what they think they saw. But it might not be what they think it was, right? And so it's like there's, I don't know, I don't know how many different anomalies that have

and can happen in the skies that are just unbeknownst to pilots. I haven't seen it before. There's plenty of things like that. And so it's like just to hark it off is, oh, it's something paranormal and I don't want tell anybody because it's just it's the odds are just low but I'm with it though see like this is the thing like I'm a skeptic to a default I would love there to be aliens

visiting I would love there to be time slips in the universe I would love this shit this shit would I would beat off to this shit it's just not it's always it's always just big fair ground caps I mean

what if our deja vu when we're concussed is really us time slipping you can time slip too if you bang your head against the That's the secret to time traveling is just play. You have to play football. Yeah, only football players get time slip.

We time slip all the time. Did we talk about this before? I time slip all the time when I'm watching the Chicago Bears play. Run the ball 70 times a game. That was a good one, brother. That was a good one. Thanks. There was also the story of Dwight Eisenhower when he actually was visited.

by people from the future. Definitely cap. You don't even know yet. No, I don't trust no presidents. Oh, so you know what's funny? Stephen Hawking, he had this big old party, got catering, tons of booze, rented out, a venue, and didn't tell anybody until the next day after the party had happened. and then he started really advertising

he didn't tell anybody and no one showed up because he was like well if time travelers would exist I'm going to definitely start saying that it happened the next day and advertising it so only people from the future would have known that it happened

and no one showed up so he was like that's why time travel isn't real or it was to prove that it's a one it's a multiple reality continuum so that you can travel time to other universes parallel, but not traverse the same parallel universe. Well, yeah, so I think that's more probable, actually, that we live in a multiverse and you can like, like, the way they always explained it is like if, you was explaining a couple episodes

back, Billy where it was like, if you're a two-dimensional being and to you, like a dot, like, yeah, a three-dimensional sphere passing through your reality is just like a dot that expands and then closes because it's all your experience. So like to us, we're in a third dimension. It makes more sense that there is a reality out there that we

cannot interact with because of our limitations dimensionally. That makes more sense than actually going to the different time and space. Oh, we should invite some time travelers to this podcast. You should get a time traveler on Billy's list. Yeah. If you're a time traveler, you should be right outside the door right about now, 4.23 p.m. Monday, June 6th, 2022. Come back so we can interview you on this podcast.

You could just sit right now. This is the last part of the show. You can come in. And yeah, so only someone from the future would know that they should come now. Well, they still would have had to listen to the show in the future. Right. In the future. Right. So think about it. they listen to the show and they come back now and they travel back to interview right the moment but okay so you're saying a listener you but you've you've narrowed the pool from anyone who could have time traveled to anyone who could have time traveled and listens to this show but the only people who could come to this show is someone who can time travel who listen to this correct shows up so if someone knocks on the door right about now but what I'm saying is

I'm just waiting for this time traveler. The pool. I know. All potential time travels to all potential time travelers who listen to this show. Well, have PFT tweeted out. Yeah. That way you reach a million more people. Yeah.

So tweet it tomorrow, PFT. If you're a time traveler, open an invitation to come on macrodosa. Yeah. Then give the days yesterday. I feel like we used to get more people that would just like claim in the public sphere that they were from the future. That was the thing on TikTok for a while. Internet proved.

Internet killed that. I'm saying. Internet is knocking a lot of this dumb shit out. The whole medium shit, that's kind of going away too. Alien sightings, those have kind of waned. But like of the actual alien beings, not UFOs are, I think the internet's great for UFOs. So wait, they're not UFOs. Well, they're UFOs.

I was going to say, the government came out and said like, oh, yeah, there's a ton of UFOs. Yeah. You know what was always fun? Remember seeing those old videos and photos and you'd see people with like a phone and they're like oh my god it's a time traveler but it was just an invention that they didn't know existed like uh there was a video of like 1912 time square and there was someone holding up a box to their head that looked exactly like a cell phone and they're like oh my god it's time traveler but really back then uh deaf people or people hard of hearing would sometimes

use um little boxes to hear better and that's what it was i'm actually fascinated with those videos like if you type in like early 1900 videos of people just like walking and shit like I'm obsessed with looking at those videos because like you're just thinking like they were just going to go get a little snack to bite to eat or whatever in Times Square but what is this big fucking thing this weird old dude is like pointing at everybody and like everybody that was in that video is dead like that is fascinating to me like I mean that's how I think about it because like right now we just on a podcast channel the woo-de-boo you go outside people who are driving any work, doing their thing.

We're like, yo, in a hundred years, people can be looking at shit like this. It's like, yo, all the motherfuckers is dead. So someone's going to be watching this podcast. It's dumb. They're going to be like, what idiots? Why? Why does they make life so much harder than it needed to be? There was another trend on TikTok that I saw.

I think it was over the course of the weekend. People were claiming that gasoline doesn't smell anymore. Oh, yeah. And it's all people that, like, very clearly have COVID. And they're at a gas station. They're like, this is crazy. That's why gas. is more expensive now like they took they changed what it is and it doesn't gas doesn't smell you

all remember how gas used to smell well now it doesn't it's them like at a gas station just like huffing gasoline I saw you're we can tell me there's a TikTok trend right now yeah people claiming the gas know are sniffing gas but gas gives a visceral reaction when you smell it it's not like COVID smell like when you lose your smell with COVID is like losing taste but it would be like not be able to feel your tongue if you couldn't smell gasoline. No gasoline. I'm pretty sure they add the smell to gas. No, that's natural gas. They don't do it to gasoline? No, gasoline has a

smell and you can get high on it and it's a pretty good one. Yeah. I saw the craziest thing on TikTok. So you know the Buffalo shooting that happened? Oh yeah, we talked about this when you weren't here. Oh, the water car? Yeah. You guys talked about that already? Fuck. Yeah. Nice you don't listen to the show producer. I was I literally walked out. I had to get stuff for an ad, okay?

Aaron. Damn, that's fucked up. I wanted to talk about that. What do you guys think? Have you guys seen the Yankee Candle reviews? Yeah. That's how you know a new wave is coming. That was tied into the TikTok thing about the gasoline, too.

Yeah. So you want to explain to me? So every few months, the last two years, Yankee candle gets bombarded with reviews saying that the candles no longer smell that the company's cheapening out on the scents and that they're overrated. And it always coincides with a new surge of COVID.

It's being buying candles. And they're like, man, this thing is stinks. I paid $30. The candle doesn't even smell. And it's like, no, no. You've identified half the problem, but you haven't quite nailed what's wrong here. That sucks, man

Because borrow like every four months Avery To your point Arian was explaining how like there is There are some people that have been working on like hydrogen powered cars And things like that Yeah It's very true

Sorry Aaron I do listen to the show I just had to get I had to get these handball jerseys We have an ad for the for the handball Oh no Avery we didn't talk about this when you left the room We talked about this last episode Yeah Oh yeah

Okay, I suck. Sorry. No, don't want to. I don't listen. I also saw something on TikTok talking about, like, us living in a simulation or whatever. Have you ever seen your neighbors unload their groceries? I just thought about to say.

I've never seen this. I've seen it. Dozens, if not hundreds of times. I've never seen this. I've carried my neighbor's groceries up to her, like, because she lives in the higher. Oh, wow. Yeah, nice of him. But like that's, I guess I get some kuddy.

No, I'm not. No, no, no, she's an older woman. Yeah, that don't matter. You know who you're talking to. That's right up, that's right up my alley, brother. I get a, I get a sick, like, rush from helping older people. I don't know why. A sick rush?

It's not a sick rush, but I'm just like, yeah, like, look at me being a, like, a tree fell. I was driving upstate to the PLL thing, and a tree fell on the road. and then when the state troopers showed up like we all like tried to move the tree together and we got it out of the way and I was the only non-government employee helping and I was just like hell yeah like that guy

who fuck is that guy yeah we have a fucking weirdo like fucking with us did he knock the tree over is that one is he returning to the scene of the crime yeah Billy just goes on like a rampage of chaos just causing inconveniences so that he can show up and help people fix them

Well, there's a ton of firefighters like that. You're fucking syndrome from the Incredible isn't there? Yeah. Some people do like start fires. Right? Yeah. I think there's one. So that they can be a hero.

That's what they tried to say that Richard Joule did. The guy at the Atlanta Olympics. They said that he had that syndrome where I don't know if it's a syndrome or just like a behavioral thing that they've observed over the years where somebody creates an event like a bomb so that they can save the day and be a hero afterwards. Turns out they fucked that one up because Richard Jewell was actually just, you just saved people's lives. Do I, do I have that little thing? Is that how like, it's going to get extreme and I'm going to start creating problems?

Yeah, first, now it's, now it's, now it's like you're a branch. You think you're a branch with the military. You think you're an extent. The military. Yeah, exactly. I'm just out here. I think I'm definitely a sleeper cell. Like one day my handler is going to come say the magic word and snap and then I'm going to be like, you didn't go.

psycho no no not psycho but like i'm gonna remember my training i think that's just residual like kid's shit couldn't you say you was like super patriotic and shit like you were like i'm gonna go fight for the country and then now you're like hellas skeptical about the government yeah it's hilarious to me no but i love that rush of like i don't know like doing stuff for the community i gotta go pee carry on okay really loves the community rush i love that just like yeah you're not there like the good that you get from volunteering that's all brother he's not doing anything. Billy's like,

yo, I gave a bunch of soup to people that didn't have any meals afterwards. Dude, I was fucking like pumped. I was jacked up. You're just talking about like the spirit of volunteerism. I used to do that in high school. We did a we had a charity that we ran

called Midnight Run. You know what gets you real high is helping the less fortunate. Yeah, but it's absolutely, you know how they say do you help other people because you're truly selfless or you get like a rush like you feel good about yourself and that's why you do it like you know that chuck's position yeah yeah i 100% like selfishly yeah i'm helping to feel good about myself bill is super apathetic he just loves to

like be recognized as a helper but that's as long as you're helping i don't know what it's fine right right like your internal motivation yeah who cares about not because it could get real ugly right because it could get it could get to the point where it's like you know people who like film themselves uh helping homeless or feeding homeless people and shit like that yeah Yeah. It's exploitive. It's exploitive. It's gross, man.

It gets gross to me. I would never take a video of it, but I just like the pat on the back from the people who watch it. But if there was a camera that happened to be around that caught you. You helping people for clout, bro? No, not for clout, but like when the state trooper is like, oh, thanks, man. We could have never gotten this tree out of the way without you. I'm just like, yeah. Thank you.

That's right. That's right. That's my do's motherfuckers. Or like, would I, like, help my older neighbors. Or like when I let Ben Mintz, you know, use all my stuff. That subsection of you, not even subsection, but like all famous YouTubers, it's almost like there's some weird contract where they also have to be super charitable. They're a constant, like every video. It's like, yeah, I'm going to go to Vegas and spend a million dollars on myself.

But I'm also going to give 50 grand to this random guy on the side of the road. So everything I'm doing is kosher from here on out. Like it's so strange that they've folded that part into it. can't they write that write that off on their taxes if they monetize in the video then yeah yeah yeah everything they do in the video they can write off technically but that's also that's also my um that's also my i have i have a super quarrel with uh foundations because every foundation i've ever seen like and this is why i don't do anything with my foundation anymore i'm like like my finance guys are like oh it's just like it's basically just like a tax shelter and i'm like time out what

And so they just started giving me like the inner workings of it. And I go to other guys' foundations events and like, yeah, you get good work done. But you don't do it for the reasons for the majority that I've seen. You don't do it for the reasons that you're saying. You're doing it to like evade taxes and keep a little extra on the side. And it's just gross. Like they were, I got into it like on some Instagram comments with. I follow this rapper, top 10 in my opinion.

His name is Royce to fight nine. Oh, Royce. Dude, dude, I love Royce. Come down. Come on. Why are you yelling at me? Dude, because... You didn't even snap at me, bro.

No, no. I just, I never thought... I don't know. No, his pin games are amazing. But anyway, he posted this genre about that rapper 6'9, from the Bronx, I think he's from the Bronx, something like that. A little Mexican cat. So he goes to, or work at Brooklyn.

He goes to, like, Mexico or something. Oh, yeah. And he films himself, giving like 50 grand to, like, some family. Now, granted, for that family, that's fire, right? That's food, that's, you know, they're going to get taken care of a lot.

That'll stretch them a long way, right? But to film it and to one, put their faces on, because, like, I've been in a position where I needed charity before, where I needed that shit, right? And, like, I couldn't imagine somebody coming in my house giving us groceries for the day with a camera, right? Like, talking about some,

I'm just helping these people out. Like, yo, fuck you, dog. Like, yeah, we need the help. But, like, that's embarrassing, right? And of course the people are super grateful and shit, but like I just, I know it's a good thing overall, but it's exploitive because it's like a look at me. I'm charit. Look at me. And that's why you won't see me doing charity on camera anymore because I stopped the shit when I was in NFL because I seen a whole bunch of people like, they don't do charity without a fucking camera. And I'm like, oh, that shit is disgusting. But that six nine thing, I was like, dude, you're giving these people all that money in like in Mexico. They're going to get. robbed. It's cash money. Like, and you have their faces on camera, like, the cartel might be

there the next day after you post it. Like, that's so fucked up. I don't know the cartel, but just, you know, anytime you spread crumbs, uh, they flock, right? Like, that's just what it is. Like, people fight for crumbs out there. So it's like, I don't know. It's, I feel like there's more, there's, there's a more genuine way to give to people. And it just doesn't involve a camera, though. Like, the majority of the charity that I've done has just been one-on-one or like the programs that we set up. It's just one-on-one. I don't need a camera there.

I've asked for, I'm not saying I'm on this high horse. I'm just saying for me, I cannot stomach charity with cameras there. I think it's disgusting. Oh, you know, I think I don't know if I said this would change my mind. What changed my mind was we was in, I think like 2010, 11 maybe, I don't know. It was, we was at a children's hospital. And we had like mandatory community service every Monday or Tuesday. And so we would show up.

We had a little Texans poloes on. And we went to some children's hospital. And it was the floor where it was a whole bunch of cancer patients. I believe it was cancer patients. But this one particular kid had cancer. And as we go in the room, we got the mascot, this big fucking bull, right, that comes in the room. Big old football, like seven, eight of us come in the room. were like, hey, and the kid could not care less that we played ball.

He was scared. It was just like sitting there like, what's going on, right? And I'm just like, and there's a camera there. And I'm just like, what are we doing? Why are we? What the fuck is it? I walked out, though. I was like, it's disgusting, man.

I don't know. I might be. It might feel like you were, you were making a commercial for yourself? Yeah, because it wasn't like, maybe some kids were like, that's cool they came to see me. but we weren't there for them. We were there because it was mandatory and we were there to show how much we do for the community. Like, and it's, it's, there's that old adage.

Like, is there such thing as true altruism? Because it does feel good to help people. But at the end of the day, I think there's a way to do it. I don't think there's anything wrong with feeling good about helping people. I think there's a way to do it to not be exploitive with it. Like, you're gaining like some kind of, of social currency off of somebody else's misfortune. You know what I mean?

And to me that I was always just very disgusting. I don't know. Is there a way to do it? Because I agree with you, but is there a way to do it not in a show off way, but to highlight, like, this is also an issue that I want more eyes on? You know what I mean? Because this isn't a Takashi video. Like I'm talking about like, yeah, this is like the ALS ice bucket challenge kind of was, like this violent thing to...

Well, I think that's something that... I mean, even that got a little... But I think the premise of it was, here's an issue that we have, right? I think that needs more attention. And it did. It garnered millions and millions of dollars of research money and attention

and all that stuff, right? And I think there was... You didn't have to show an actual ALS patient. You didn't try to go... It was just something that caught, and I was like, oh, this is a good way to bring attention to. Reflect, when there's cameras involved

with, like, exploiting people actually suffering in time. I think that's when, to me, it just crosses the line. I've definitely partooking that stuff in the past, but I'm just saying, like, there was a point in my journey where I was like, I can't do this shit no more because it just don't, it just didn't feel right. You've also, I don't want to point fingers here, you've also golfed with an untuck polo, you heathen.

That shit was funny as hell, though. You couldn't believe it. You were like, oh, man. I was like, I was like, yo, because I was like, I was just fucking with PFT. I said, yeah, I was just brand them to homies golfing. I'm going to fuck with him. I had no idea that your fans are going to have receipts that extent, like that's and stuff. I forgot, I forgot I went golfing with the camera.

That shit was crazy. That shit was crazy. Yeah, they got you big time because they tried to reply to you at first to show you playing football and you had one of those, you know, Ezekiel Elliott style like roll-ups where your entire stomach was uncovered. You're like, that's football. I'm talking about golf. Yeah.

Definitely a sequel Elliot, even though it was before him. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm going to say, yeah. Did you invent that style? No, it's just been going on since the 80s, though. Well, they got you, they got you like three minutes later after you said that's football. I'm talking about golf, and you were very, very much untucked. That was nice to see.

By the way, never post a picture or a photo, not really a photo. Don't post a video of your swing online. I mean, I knew what I was doing when I posted because my swing is atrocious. And so I love people that, like, put their. their golf videos on there and they're like, look how good my swing is. So I've got a disgusting golf swing. And I was like, fix my swing for me. The amount of DMs I got from golf fans, I don't think I've ever had a response like

that from anything. Like I go back to the mayonnaise mac and cheese that I put out on Thanksgiving a couple years ago as a troll. And I don't even think I got the level of replies from that as I did from my golf swing. And you cannot make heads or tails of. anybody's golf advice because none of the shit makes sense they're like yeah pft you know your back swing is good but then you need to release your hand as it comes through your hips and you got to make sure that you close out your left your left foot it's like these are just words that don't make

any sense at all you're going to tuck your shoulder in and your knee's going to be a little bit but not too bad release your wrist as you come through the plane it's like dude that you are not making any sense whatsoever. The best golf advice I ever got, I was watching the Tiger Woods tutorial and he was like, just play your game, find what's comfortable and find what works. I was playing with this dude in 2008, who went to the course with just a regular shirt on, didn't have a collar shirt on, but just old. I just didn't give a fuck.

You're like, I don't know, fuck. And so I was playing with him. Every swing was the same. And it did the exact, not, what's the one where? goes from right to left. A fade. Okay, so he faded every shot. I'm talking chip from the T, driver.

Wait, no. Right to left. He's a right-hander? Right-handed. Okay, so it was it like a bad hook or was it in control? No, he did it every time and he was, I'm talking about he might have made par every single hole. Yeah, it's a draw.

It's a draw that. Draw, okay. So he just, every scene, he stepped up and went right and then went left and it dropped where he won it every single time. And so Tiger Woods said that shit. And that's when I saw in live action. That's what he said too. He was like, I mean, you got to find your own swing

and just do what's comfortable to you. And so like everybody's a fucking golf coach, especially on the golf course. Oh, my fucking God. Yeah. I learned throughout this round of golf, one, that I don't really enjoy golf that much. I took off.

I just would not play certain holes. I'd be like, this is too much golf for me. But as I first started, I tried to, you know, I always say, like, let the club do the work. So I was swinging like, you know, 75% just trying to make contact. And I was God awful. I'm talking like, there was no rhyme or reason to how badly I was hitting these shots.

I would hook some that went almost horizontal to my left. I would pop some up that went like 50 yards straight up in the air. And then after like hole eight, I was like, fuck it. I'm just going to swing hard every time I'm up there. And then I noticed that I was able to actually like hit golf shots that looked like golf shots. Now granted, they had enormous slices. on them and they would end up on like the adjoining fairway but at least they would go

up in the air and out and you know somewhere in the semblance of what you would expect a golf shot to look like so now I just have to figure out how to get my slice under control and once I do that then I'll be able to play golf I think but we originally planned on playing 27 holes that would be too much golf

that's that's too much golf 18 is more than enough I need I think I'm at the golf level where I find the driving range really fun. Like I'm going to do a top golf, but... Isn't that like everyone, though? I don't know.

What if I taught you guys how to play golf? I need to learn how to play golf. We did like a video series. That's pretty good. Let's get everybody in Macrodose and good at golf. Are you really good at golf? One thing this company needs is more golf videos. Yeah.

We don't have enough. Breaking 140 is what I was doing. I'll give you a good 95 to 100. See, that's a fun level of golf. If you can get in the 100, area. That's, you can have fun on the course. Yeah, you like, you like double bogey and get a par here and there. It's, it's fun. Yeah. There was a point where I was in like the 80s, but I was like playing every day and I got the bug bad. But it's just, I don't have that dedication anymore. Yeah, I do

like Trent's videos though where he does the Breaking 100. Now he's going to do Breaking 90. Those are very satisfying. That's actually, that's where I've been. Every time I've been out, I've been filming breaking 90 so I won't be here Wednesday okay I think it's also just because Trent is so likable yeah he's the best no matter what he does everyone's going to watch and be like oh this is delightful we should have him on an episode I think people would like him

Iowa yeah macrosing I'm the story behind Iowa tell me everything you know about about Iowa Trent just unload brain dump yo so one of my good friends won't name them is fucking ass a geography

And so I was explaining to them geography, like on a map, just I could, I could name probably, I think we tested it out, 48 states just I could name like pointing where they add on the map. I think I missed like there's like New Hampshire and Rhode out. Them shit's get kind of confusing. New Hampshire and Vermont. Yeah, Vermont. Yeah, I always fucked them up. I always remember New Hampshire's on the right in Vermont's on the left because Vermont's more left like communism. Also, does Vermont, it looks like a V?

Not really. That was quite a look that Aryan just gave. The communist shit is hilarious to me. But anyway, so I was taught this in grade school. I don't remember if y'all was, though. I mean, I was not because they was not. In the middle of the country, there's a guy. Yeah, with a hat.

So y'all was taught, yeah, got a hat on with the boots and that. That's what the reason is. Yeah, it was the boot. Okay, so did all y'all learn that? Yeah, you're talking about Mimel. This is the name. The first I'm hearing of this. You don't know about Mimel?

You don't know about the guy? Is that the acronym? Yeah, Mimel, the Elf. And he's, and Tennessee is his frying pan, and he's cooking Kentucky fried chicken in the frying pan. So it's Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana. Yeah, I put some steak on that one. I didn't know he was cooking fried chicken and it was sizzling with all. Ohio and shit.

Yeah, that's the steam. There's a steam coming off. Yeah, I didn't know. But they was like, what the fuck is this guy? I was showing him that's cool. I've never learned that. I was like, I thought that's what we were supposed to learn in elementary school. But that was dope.

BigT, you never seen this dude? No. Look him up. Look him up right quick. I remember on the 50 states test, I forgot to write in Rhode Island. And I almost got a perfect score. And I still am upset about it to this day. Damn.

And it's not that I didn't know Rhode Island. I just forgot to write it. Small space to write. I don't know. Honestly, it's their fault for not putting a place for me to write it. And also, it's not even an island. What's up with that? Well, there's, there's an island.

There's a. So why only for these states, though? Those are very easily identifiable states. Well, those are the only ones that look like a guy that's cooking from chicken. Right. But like, those aren't ones that you should need help knowing what they are. It's just a fun thing to know. We're talking like second grade here. Yeah, I mean, they're just trying to do anything to get us to remember.

No, this stinks. You can also say the Tennessee's, Tennessee is dick, and he's playing just the tip with Virginia and North Carolina. That's what they're, listen, they taught, they kicked that teaching out of Florida. No, but I'm not far off when, like, you look at Vermont, New Hampshire, Vermont is V-shaped for Vermont. And then New Hampshire, you can remember. Because it starts with an end and it's a little bit further north. It's always crazy to me. Most of the country struggles with New England and it's obviously growing up there very easy.

I have trouble with like the states that are just big squares, Colorado, New Mexico, all these. Wyoming. See, I grew up there. So like they teach you it's the only, it's the only states where they have 90 degree angles. So they call it the four corners. So yes, Colorado, Arizona, Utah and Colorado. So that was always very easy for me to remember. remember. That's the only ones I ever had trouble with. And when you said Vermont is shaped like

a V, it just clicked at 35 years old. I get it. I think you got it now. I was flying colors. Yeah, I got it now. I think you got it for life. Speaking of Denver and Colorado, there's a good question that I can pose to this podcast. It's actually the perfect place to discuss it coming out of the Denver Broncos minicamp that they had. They set up a camera and they've got a question of the day. They asked all the players on their way off the field. water wet? Your thoughts? We've talked about. Wet means that hydrogen and oxygen molecules are clinging to something and water is hydrogen and oxygen molecules cling to itself so it is wet. It's clinging to

itself so it's making the other water wet. Right. So it is wet. But what if there was just one hydrogen and it's two oxygen, right? Is H2? So it's two hydrogen, one oxygen. That would be hydrogen dioxide. That'll kill you. Yeah, we'll kill you. So water, though. Enough of it, yeah. But so if you're looking at one molecule, is that wet? Yeah. The one molecule, even if it's not touching anything.

Yeah. But what's it making wet itself? Yes. So I look at it like water is the state of wetness, right? Rather than it is, it can make things wet, right? But water itself is the state of being wet. So, yeah, it is, it's definitely wet. Here's actually probably a good analogous.

Like, is paint, painted? Yeah, that's kind of the same question, right? Yeah. I don't know. Wait, like paint in a bucket or paint on a wall? Yeah, let's just say you have paint in a bucket. Is that paint painted? Well, it depends on how you're using the word painted, I guess.

Like is, it's Like if I painted Yeah, no Because painted is an action It's a verb Isn't an adverb Painted By the way, I'm dumb

I was thinking of hydrogen monoxide Not hydrogen Not H-O2 Yeah I think that's I don't know if that's You're hard on yourself about Dihydrogen monoxide

No yeah but that was Dihydrogen monoxide Is you know Everybody who drinks it dies It's a fact Yeah Eventually dehydrogen monoxide yeah everyone who breathes air dies it kills the most i mean it kills the most people

is oxygen poisonous everyone that's ever breathed it has died you know that you can not true liquid uh has or will yeah has or will there you go do that you can breathe liquid like the um biotic fluid like uh in the when you're like in your mom's stomach you like breathe liquid and you can like if you take a baby and you put it in oxygenated oxygenated fluid that baby can still breathe that they did an experiment on a rat they put a rat in this I forget what it's called it's like oxygen fluid is that why babies float yeah that that always trips me out when those videos go viral of like people throwing babies into a pool it's like no no no no no what Walker can swim better than me. Well, think about evolution. All the babies that sank didn't reproduce. It's true.

Obviously. Yeah. Billy just explained evolution quite well right there. That's like, it's like why do they float? Because all the ones that sank died. Mm-hmm. It's like, so technically babies are all witches. Yes.

Hello, Whitey. Whitey is nice and asleep here. We put him asleep for this podcast. His name's Whitey. Whitey Ford. Yeah, his name. Yes, Aryan's correct. Billy named his dog Whitey.

It's an old Irish Catholic gangster name. Like, it's great for a phone name. shitty fucking dog. Okay, Aryan. Look, he's fucking with the, he's fucking with the camera. The dog's fucking with the camera. No, no, no. Mattie's fucking with the camera.

Obviously. Look at me in my face and say that, Aaron. Billy's really just trying to defend Whitey. always all right we're going to do voicemails in a second before we do if they're brought to you by sport clips sport clips haircuts expert stylus that will give you a champion cut that's guaranteed to impress sport clip stylists are specifically trained in how to cut guy's hair next time you're in ask for the MVP haircut experience a champion haircut with neck and shoulder treatment perfectly steamed hot towel and seven point massaging shampoo neck and shoulder treatment not available

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Oh, can we wrap up some time travel stuff? Yeah. Empty the clip. Ron Mallet. Ron Mallet is an astrophysicist who's dedicate much of his adult life to the notion that time travel is possible. He's come up with the scientific equations and principles upon which

he says a time machine could be created. While acknowledging that his theories and designs are unlikely to allow time travel in his lifetime, for years he's been working in parallel to a respected academic career to fulfill his dream of venturing back in time to see his beloved father basically his father died of a heart attack when he was 10 and he devoted his whole life to trying to create a time machine so i mean that's uh sort of his life work is time travel because so how close is he well he adds all the theoretical equations that are required but i think he gets into like the part where he needs like basically infinite energy and having to travel the speed of light and that's what's the

barrier. That must be rough if he spent his entire life's work and he's got it all figured out and then he realizes oh shit it's impossible. I mean it's really the thing about time machines is like

is it multiple universes or is it one timeline that can be manipulated because if I had a time machine we never did the part where we talked about what we do with a time machine I would never go back

too far to manipulate the future I would like use it to go back like maybe like a month or like a day or like Yeah day a day a day sounds reasonable like for example like when I slipped down my stairs And like totally like destroyed my elbows and back one January morning when for the first time I fell like down like huge flight of stairs I was all icy I had 100% travel the day before and put extra salt there even though it's my landlord's responsibility but I would do it because I wanted the rush of helping the rest of your apartment you go back in time change your bets

yeah that's what Biff did in Back to the Future Sports Almanac Sports Almanac he also went back in time and wrote Johnny Be Good yeah or stole Johnny Be Good depending on which way you look at it Culture Vulture

Marvin Barry right Yep Yeah back to the future I do like the idea of a time traveling though that's too much like when you got booths as options you got like clickers you got you got remote controls you don't have to get in the entire car you have to find the strip you know what saying it's just a lot the clicker would be huge just like every minor inconvenience just but would you life would become dull like you ever used to play that game doom probably not

that's probably before billy's time i know doom but so playing doom was awesome but then you learn God mode IDDQD or unlimited ammo IDKFA Yeah If you're if the real ones out there now You go IDDQD You'd be invincible

And then the game wasn't that much fun anymore You could like you could beat the levels easily But was it really worth it That's I figured out cheats in GTA And ruined it for me Yeah GTA was awesome Like if I

There is an unlimited ammo code That I can use my flight simulator later and I don't use it because it's not fun I like the idea that I have to play within the rules okay that reminds me I got some top gun questions okay yeah yeah Avery please leave uh oh yeah yeah actually yeah you probably should earmosk yeah mad dog well what they're not really it's just movement questions okay yeah ask ask a movement should Avery come back all right uh I don't know so you know but I'm going to ask question. All right. So when the enemy plane does the thing that makes a rooster go, what the

fuck was that? Is that shit possible? Yes. So that is called thrust vectoring. And there are certain planes out there, Russian planes that can do that. We have a plane in the U.S. called the F-22, which is a great, great aircraft. It's an awesome dogfighter. It's also pretty good, like really, really top of the line good at being stealthy. So you can't really spot it on radar. It's very tough for an enemy to pick it up on radar. It's pretty much the best plane that's ever existed.

And we have that. But it can't do the same thing as those planes do where they like, they essentially put themselves into like a quick stall and then they're able to like redirect a plane. they can break super fast. So that's when you have the maneuver called the Cobra maneuver, which is what you see Tom Cruise do a couple times in the F-18. And it's implied that Tom Cruise is able to do it really well because he's just a better pilot than everybody.

But the plane, the F-18, is not capable of doing that thing where he hits the brakes and then goes straight up in the air and lets the other plane pass by him. They exaggerate that a little bit. You can definitely slow down a little, but not to the point where it appears you're just like, you're doing something that bends the laws of physics. But those, I think it was the

SU29, that plane can actually do that. And it's crazy. You can watch clips of it at air shows doing that maneuver. It's nuts. They call it the cobra. Billy was all that true. Now, why do the Russian action, well, now I'm asking questions. Why do the Russian

planes even have to do that? So the F-22 can't do that? It can't really. It can come close to doing it, but not not to the same extent. But what advantage does that give? Because for example dog fights kind of aren't like for example if we had world war three dog fighting wouldn't really be that big of a correct so it's just like a pointless little thing that they can do dog fight capabilities have gotten less and less important as modern warfare has evolved and

everything is done bvr beyond visual range so it's more important that you have a plane like the f22 that can that can track a plane 50 miles off in the distance and fire a missile at it without them ever even knowing that the F-22 is there. Yeah. So that's more important when it comes to like air-to-air combat. Why do they use F-22? Why do they use F-18s in the mission and not F-22s? Probably because the F-18 is still like pretty capable on air-to-ground missions as well as air-to-air.

And the F-22 is more air-to-air. Oh, yeah. Or probably also the F-22s are too expensive to film. That might have something to do. the F-22s and F-35s are like super, super expensive. All right. And they said why they didn't use the F-35 and the new Top Gun in the mission briefing.

It's too big. I forget what they were saying. They were talking about like the profile. I don't know. They gave like it was a half-sentence explanation because they had to give a reason why they were doing. I think it was to the air-to-air, air-to-air-verse air-to. Yeah, but there was some reason because the F-35 is pretty good air-to-ground too.

But I forget the explanation that they gave for that. Um, yeah, so nukes 100% ruined masculinity. Go on. Because, like, now that nukes are involved, like, we're not going to war as much. Men aren't highly, uh, oh, wow, that sucks. Yeah. Can't be heroes as much. They're not regarded.

There's less war. Exactly. You're making the argument that nuclear weapons are actually great for peace. Yeah. Terrible for, uh, maintaining masculinity. That's too bad. Just like, that happens and everything went out. the window.

I'm okay with this tradeoff. What do you think about sunning your testicles? Have you gotten involved in that at all? Well, have to nowadays because the nukes took away all our masculinity. Yep. Yep. That was a complete sad thing.

Next question. The, that fucked me up, Billy. God damn it. Yeah. Ah, damn. It was a good one, too.

Sorry. What was we just talking about? I've got another thing about the new top gun that was not, accurate. At one point, they're fired upon by surface to air missiles. The surface to air missiles that they use in that movie, those are radar guided. They're not heat seeking missiles. So when you fire a radar guided missile at a plane, the way that a pilot would get away from that, there are a couple ways that it can do that. But in a situation like that, when it's coming from a very close distance, the countermeasure that you would use would be the chaff, which would be the, like,

tiny metal fragments or like the explosion of like it's a cloud of metallic dust that would distract the radar of the missile now what they do is they shoot flares and the flares they look awesome on film but the flares would not do anything the flares are for use if if you fire a missile at another plane that is attracted to heat and it's looking for like the the fire coming out of the afterburners or the heat of the engine that is the case where you you would fire a flare and then turn and then hopefully that missile would start to attack the flare that's in the sky. Gotcha.

And that was actually, like I remember my question, was that the, where the flare is a real thing. Like, I've never seen that before. Yeah, they're a real thing. They're a real thing. But not for use. If you find yourself in a situation area and where you're being fired upon by a surface to air missile that's radar guided, if you fire a flare, it's not doing shit. Don't, no.

No, hit the chaff. Hit the chaff, not the flare. Yeah. So it turns out they didn't use the F-35 because it's a one. cedar and to fulfill production requirements they need someone else flying the plane and have the actor in the back seat with the cameras and have an actual pilot in the front seat so oh i think they also explained that with the with the uh laser guided system that they needed to use yeah yeah all right is that it erin can we get every back in here maybe come back in or

uh okay yeah well no no no no go go back go back sorry hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on do you know why like this whole penny shit where does she come from yeah so Penny because the first time I saw it I was like I love how they Spoil alert if you have not seen Top Gun just earmuffs until like a minute or a half

I'll try not to spoil it it won't be anything that'll give away too much about the movie at all but they mention it and it flew under the radar when I first saw the movie and I didn't really pun intended. There you go and I didn't really pick up on it but the second time I was like oh yeah that makes sense there there's a line in there of oh yeah I haven't seen you since

like you took me up in the F-18 we stole a F-18 we went on a date in that they allude to Maverick banging one of the admiral's daughters in Top Gun 1 that's supposed to be the daughter is now his love interest in Top Gun Maverick

got you because I looked at I looked at why they ain't bring Charlie back And she says, because I look like what a 50 plus-year-old woman is supposed to look like. That's what she said. Yeah. And I Google pictures. Yeah, she's correct. She's right.

Yes. She's right. Yeah. I wouldn't, as much as I hate it, is that that wouldn't play well in a Tom Cruise movie. It would not. No, like Tom, and that's Tom Cruise's fault, too, for looking like he's still 29 years old. Although he got some light, not light, but Botox or some shit on his face. He's looking a little.

Adrenica. Looking a little plastic. Yeah, it's the baby blood. That shit kills me, bro. Like, that's the worst thing that's ever happened to people. One of them is the Botox in the face. Like, fam, like, when you put that shit in, you can't smile. Like, you're, like, having a great time and I can't tell.

It's so fucking bad. I hate it. I hate it. It gives you botulism. You're giving, like, you're giving your face minor amounts of botulism. Yeah. Like, who thinks that's going to make it, like, Everyone, like, I rather age.

I rather look old than... Aging is beautiful. Aging is so beautiful, bro. We know. We know you like that. Mike definitely have a thing to do with my kink. But I'm talking about men, too. Like, dudes will be dying their beards and dying their hair.

I'm like, bro, you're aging. That's what's supposed to happen. Like, what, just let it be. It's also different standards for guys than it is for girls, though. Like, guys... That's absolutely true. When they age... Especially in Hollywood.

Especially in Hollywood. Yeah, there will be like a James Bond movie and he's like 54 years old and he's banging an 18 year old. That's weird. It is weird. Yeah, so why is Tom Cruise getting all that work done? That's what I don't understand. Like, aging is just such a dope

part of life to me. I enjoy it. I embrace my aging. I encourage other people. But I mean, I get the reservation. Like, I know a short, it was like picks out every gray hair she sees. I'm like, they're coming. Yeah. You can't stop that shit.

There's going to be more of them. I promise. all right let's do voicemails I hope there are more top gun questions in the voicemails did you guys do a spoiler they did a spoiler like skip ahead

I told you to leave no he told me to leave but for people who are listening well you played the part of the listener in that equation okay yeah I guess that makes sense but also I don't think that we spoiled anything that's like would be considered a spoiler that would ruin any part of the movie

okay no no I've seen it three times And we didn't say anything. And I'm thinking about going to go see it again this week. That's that dope to me. So to me, it's probably the best movie that's come out in the last 10 years. Yeah, and so good. My friend that I was golfing with Frankie down in Nashville, when he went to go see it the first time, he saw it in 4DX,

which is the seats that move and there's, like, wind that sprays on you. Shut up. That might be fire, bro. Aaron, when you come next week, you want to go see it with me? Absolutely. to count me in I'm gonna be hella faded but hell yeah

we could go to the the I pick theater where you can like eat and drink during the movie I'm down what day so I know when to learn

whatever I don't care I'm free oh no we have breaking news Billy's gonna be so mad what Billy's gonna be so mad

yeah Aaron Donald just got a contract extension from the Los Angeles Rams and stupid he's going to get $95 million over the next three years. Oh my God. Bad hips, though. Bad hips. Bad hips.

The largest non-quarterback contract ever. Slow feet. Oh, my God, that's so much money. So he gets $65 million over the next two years. Shout out to him. That's like 20 of those trucks we were looking at that. So that's like how people experience time differently. John Wall will get that next year

and he won't even have to do any. That's more, that's, that's 200. What the, basketball will make, basketball have big bad monopoly money. That's shit ain't even real. That's great. His signing bonus. Signing bonus $25 million. $2,022 base salary,

$1.5,00022 roster bonus $5 million. 2023 roster bonus of $15 million, fully guaranteed. 2023 base salary of 13.5 million guaranteed for injury at signing. That's incredible. And then in 2024, he gets a base salary of $30 million. Again, fully guaranteed as of the fifth day of the league year would be paid with

$20 million as an option bonus and $10 million as a base salary for cap purposes. That's incredible that he's getting $95 million over the next three years. that's bigger that's bigger than Josh Allen and now you have to start asking when Patrick Mahomes got that like $500 million contract is Patrick Mahomes the most underpaid athlete in the NFL I don't know about most I think you could probably build the case didn't they try and tie it to the cap since the cap keeps going up

but they don't they won't allow that or something I forget what the what the language was there but I do know that he opted to like take this enormous amount of money for a long contract just to kind of get it out of the way because he likes Kansas City but like even what three years later two years after he signed that

he's already underpaid compared to the other players that position I remember the fucked up thing was they made it intentionally so that the first couple of years weren't that bad and they still traded Tyree Kill and refused to pay him so what

anyone not getting every dollar that they can and is a moron. The salary cap isn't real. The Rams continue to prove that. That's a great point. Like, this is the Rams that we're talking about. They've just traded everybody for big contracts

and they give everybody an extension. Draft picks aren't real. The salary cap is not. You know what it is? There's social constructs. Well, don't they just take money from the future? You know what's crazy? The Saints have every offseason are like $160 million over the cap.

and they always sign people. Yeah, they've been in cap hell for 10 years. No such thing as cap hell. I never understood it. I keep it a buck. I was under the cap. I still don't understand it. These teams don't.

Obviously, if the Rams can manipulate it to this level, you could make a case at least 26 people whose job is to control the cap, don't know what they're doing. I really feel like it's just like low-key leverage to be able to cut somebody and they have a good excuse. It's wage suppression. That's all. It's wage suppression.

I like your sports tapes. All of them, except for the Celtics. Facts. Oh, and the Patriots. You definitely hate my Patriots takes. Come on. That's what I said. I snuck it in.

I remember before you said that. And you can bond over the Red Sox. That's about it. As long as we're getting faded at the game, let's do it. I'm a free agent of baseball. All right, voicemails. Okay. What's going on, guys?

This is Max from New York, Pennsylvania. Me and my fiance were talking about weird food combinations, and we know PFT likes to eat Oreos, get them water. She wanted to know if that's ice cold water or what type of water, what temperature of water most specifically? But what other weird food combinations do you guys like? Big listeners of the show, love the show. Mad Doggarians stay beautiful

Billy stay sexy as hell Everybody else Stay gorgeous Thank you Okay first of all I don't like to eat Oreos dip in water If this guy was a big listener He knows me

Avery likes it When did When did Billy get the sexy joint I thought it was just The gorgeous I was just that guy Some people earn it Some people earn it

You know I just thought maybe I missed some words Like start calling me sexy but that dude just thinks you sexy I guess sexy bill Avery likes Oreos in water Hank most famously likes Oreos and water

I gave him an Oreo that was dipped in water during the Celtics game in game one and after he got the Oreo in water the Celtics went on a 54 to 28 run and won the game in the second half so where the fuck are you game too yeah I was out of Oreos there were no Oreos here I'm gonna

FaceTime Hank real quick Macrodozian will love Hank's return. They always love Hank. They always say very nice things to him on Twitter. So I'm going to ask him what his recipe is. I thought it was warm water because I remember a shower. Yeah, room temperature, room temperature. The shower. Oh, yeah. Whatever that guy. Oh, it's after five, Hank's working man's on the train back home. Suitcase in hand.

He's nine to five guy now. He's punching that clock, yeah. His afternoon newspaper. Wow, Hank. I got a weird one. I got a weird one. Maybe it's a little weird. One time I went to Germany.

So far weird. I'm my first baby mom was from there. And she, they out there, they eat French fries dipped in mayonnaise. Yeah, that's big. And at first I was like, what the fuck is this? But I tried and I was like, yo, that shit kind of kind of go. It's pretty good. It's what it kind of goes.

Yeah. They have, the flavored mayonnaise is over there, are good, too. I didn't check for that. They have a new cereal that's meant to be, like, you know, how people are always like, oh, toothpaste and orange juice. They've tried to combat that. So you pour orange juice into the cereal, not milk. I will not be trying it.

Nah, I don't think I could do that one. Wait, what's the logic behind that? It's like the morning, you brush your teeth, you go have cereal, you drink. orange juice, but it doesn't quite taste right. So they've, I think they've cut up the milk. The cereal is supposed to be good with orange juice and whatever your, your morning routine tastes like. That seems like a major solution to a very minor problem. Correct. Yeah. These people could have been cured several diseases. And they were like, no, no, we've got to get on the orange juice in the morning. I mean, it's obvious you brush your teeth after breakfast. Yeah. That's what

everyone does, right? You'd think. I mean, I don't eat breakfast anymore. Yeah, I don't eat breakfast like that. Why would you, why would you brush beforehand? Everything's going to taste a little bit weird. And then you have to rebrush because you get, you get food in your teeth. Yeah. Or you could just pour orange juice in your, in your cereal and. Right. Yeah, like a 2022 modern man. Psycho. I got another combination that's not necessarily, It's not like a combo, but it's just, I, but like pizza, uh, pizza, too, actually. And I said it, pizza and fried chicken tastes better the next day cold. Pizza definitely does.

Pizza, yeah. Try that shit. Sometimes with the fried chicken, though, it can get, you get soggy. Yeah, I agree with you. I like the breading. The breading and the skin can get soggy. How is it getting sorry? What is it?

I agree with you. Like the grease. Yeah, the grease. It's not as hot and crisp anymore. No, no. The soggy, I understand colds, but soggy. It doesn't get soggy. I'm on PFC.

No, I'm on PFT. No, dude, it's actually great because the grease congeals and you end up getting more grease when you bite into it. That's what I'm saying. Like, it's not the grease that's getting a soggy. Y'all are putting it in something else. I don't. How? This is the Kool-Aid conversation.

Grease, but I'm saying, no, grease actually, like, it becomes solid. once it gets cold. It's like buttered. I don't know. I just feel like I've had fried chicken the next day and it's like, it's wet. It's like, I might have been how it's cooked. Don't, no, don't start with that. Don't start with that.

I don't, I'm genuinely curious. This is not even being clattered. How is it soggy? Mimi made the best fried chicken in the world. It was delicious. It had extra protein. It was, you could not draw up a better drumstick of fried chicken than Mimi was able to fry and we ate that the second it was even possible to bite into it you wanted it hot you wanted

it fresh you don't wait till the next day i just think that the the integrity of the breading doesn't always hold up as well the next day that's all i'm saying i'm skeptical but i will concede your point brother i'll try it i'll try it again because you seem very passionate about this next day fried chicken i'll give a shot chicken fire yes I love cheese and chocolate together. That's not that crazy. That was a, like I shouldn't have said that. I haven't heard of that, but I don't see why it wouldn't work.

It's not what I'm thinking about it. Specifically goldfish and chocolate chips. You lost me right now. I was thinking like a, that's like actually like dark chocolate. Yeah, it was like maybe some like pepper jack square. I mean, that too. You threw me off with goldfish and fucking what? Hershey's kisses.

It's just like random those barely have there's less chocolate and chocolate chips than And less cheese and goldfish And less cheese and goldfish I mean but like if I was a sugar and other sugar But if I were to tell you like if yeah if I were to tell you like some decadent dark chri-dellie dark chocolate and a piece of like nice cheese Yeah that makes more sense that works too but I'm telling you that's how with the that's how far I'm willing to go is goldfish So like the luncheon chocolate chicks yeah really I yeah Like an adult lunchable? Love it.

People give me hell for this. And we're on a pretty scientific forward show right now. So hopefully you guys will see the vision. I'm a big, and this has been since I was a kid, pasta and milk guy, like red sauce and milk. That's just, you're just canceling out acids and bases right there. You're getting a net zero. That's how you cruise. So do you drink the milk and eat the pasta?

Where's the milk going? Yes, I'm saying, are you cooking? no yeah as a beverage no as a beverage on the side you're not mixing it together I just hate milk oh no dude milk like I literally will go if I'm not drinking I'll go to restaurants and order milk

that's you are an adult Billy what's they serve that like restaurants have milk that's what Jim Harbaugh you got that on the menu to drink I mean if I go to like if I'm getting a bang up breakfast like I'm getting milk but I'm also getting unlimited coffee

because I just feel like whenever I'm at those restaurant places I need to drink as much coffee as I can because it's so you just got a cup of coffee and a glass of milk chill them by each other like they in the same white milk white milk not chocolate milk I'm typically going chocolate I would I've actually cut I've cut out the chocolate milk I can't afford those calories anymore back in the day I used to chug chocolate what what kind of milk like whole 2% skin what are you talking about I didn't put I'm put on weight lately I got you're an adult, why are you ordering milk at a restaurant? Also, how many calories difference is it making, like, going whole milk instead of chocolate milk? Yeah. I feel like it's pretty close. Wait, you're talking about a diner? Yeah. Oh, there's nothing wrong with that. I think you're talking about going out to

like a restaurant. Well, that is what he says. Oh, no, I see that. Did you just say you order milk at a steakhouse? Well, it depends. That's what Jim Harbaugh. Jim Harbaugh gets a big glass of milk. Billy. You lost me there. Milk and steak? A real glass?

Or did he give you a pint glass? Oh my God. It's like the same. That's what's wild. Billy still gets crayons when he sits down. I'm going to tell you that's something we should maybe talk about. Yeah, because they're all on iPads. No, I'm talking about for adults.

I would color some shit. Yeah. They have adult coloring books. Yeah, they sure do. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen those. But like at my grandparents, parents church when I was a kid they'd give the kids like a little thing to color and I was like

this is awesome and then I got to be like you know nine 10 11 like where they'd stop giving it to you it's like no no no I want that please continue to give it to me and I I would I would go get it today if I was in Missouri yeah they're they're fun like I enjoy coloring too I might need an adult coloring book let's get you one I'm looking at it right now Billy yeah it's steak and milk thing. If you're ordering at a diner, it's a little bit more acceptable at a steakhouse.

Well, you know what's my new dessert? That's an ick, Billy. I'm not looking for your ick. Okay. I'm just telling you. Not make your ick list. Whoa.

Yeah. No, that was very aggressive. I was more just saying like, don't you ick me. This is where Billy gets freaked out when he talks to girls. Just saying in general. I'm not looking for your ick list.

If a man ordered milk at his steakhouse I don't think I'd be going no but my new favorite dessert is I eat deli meats and milk for my that's my dessert you get it in there no do you know what dessert is or you just like a snack post meal snack dessert listen dessert is a social construct yeah that's that's true because there's this there there's you can order cookies where I live like hot like big cookies you can order cookies almost everywhere it's a New York thing very accessible you moved to the city

that's one of the things about New York you don't get that he said where I live like we also couldn't do that right but like a lot of people can't but like this was a new phenomenon so I didn't go to a college that like had late night food yeah we also didn't have like a college that had food to

be delivered you probably had like one pizza place yeah so like all this like being in a city like being able to eat food late at night like I've been going nuts you grew up here Billy no but like in college like the whole like being up seven going to time square the theater yeah no but like the munchy's aspect like when did you guys really start Broadway bill he was he was buying your own tickets in your trisco but couldn't go get a fucking slice of pizza on the way but like

the ability to order on your phone right okay yeah that's what I'm saying for me yeah the ability to just like get something instantaneously sent to you is a sort of a newer thing right I forgot about that whole shit. One of the... B-D avatar tickets, please, sir. The picture somebody tweeted us of him standing in Times Square with his head on just a little kid's bodies, the funniest shit I've ever seen.

A crisp 20 across. That was a very mature young child. Billy's right, though. The idea of app-based food deliveries is relatively recent. Yeah. So you can just smash, like, it's just instant food. So when I first moved in, I literally ate so much food and I was eating so many insomnia cookies. And then I was like this into expensive.

I need to start making my own giant cookies at home. And it was just a whole, yeah. The big cookies. Well, speaking to this, I'll be a Democrat again for a second. We got to regulate the food delivery fee market. Yeah. This shit's getting out of control and I'm fed up with it. Yeah.

Do you know how deep to us goes? I'm sure very deep. have you ever checked the prices on one of these apps and then on the restaurant's actual website? Oh my chick-fil-A. I ordered Chick-fil-A to my apartment the other day. May as well have just bought a boat. I mean, it was, it cost me $50 for me and my girlfriend to get food

that if you went to a Chick-fil-A in Georgia, it would have cost you 18. Yeah. A farm handshake. It is ridiculous because they've got... And they would have typed in the employee discount code for you just because they wanted to be nice. So actually would have been like 13.

Yeah. It's ridiculous because you pay the jacked up prices, like Coley said. Then you pay the service fee. Then you pay the delivery fee. And guess what? That's not even the tip. The delivery fee also goes to seamless for providing the service of delivery. So and then after that you got a tip.

And so before you know it, yeah, you're looking at what should be if you're doing an individual Chick-fil-A meal, which I do from time to time here at the office. Probably like, wait, you spend nine, ten bucks. It's near 12 to 15. It's close to double what you would be paying if you just went to Chick-fil-A. Yeah, you end up paying about 30 bucks to get it delivered. Now, have you guys ever tried to feed a baby lately? What?

Yeah. That food, that formula. Yeah, it's a real problem. Yeah, make your own. No, my kids are eating regular food now. Make your own. You know what I, this crosses my mind more often. than not. I don't think you get more value per cent than mailing a letter. Like, if I mailed

Arian a letter, that's going to call it. What's the, what's a stamp right now? Like, 48 cents, something like that. The Nancy Reagan stamp just came out for. Oh, yeah. For go. Like, imagine if I told you how insane it would be. If I was like, hey, PFT, can you deliver this letter to Aryan for me? You'd be like, you need to pay me thousands of dollars. They do that for less than a dollar. That's you it I'd be hard pressed to see a better deal than that. Well, there's a lot. It's a lot more wholesale. You can send a tax as by cheaper. For sure. Yeah, would it be? What's your phone bill a month? I don't even know, bro. Honestly, enough that every text I'm sending is way less than 48 cents. More likely. I mean, Ariens probably paying like

$3,000. He has no idea. It's very popular. Metro PC. Yes, it's ripping them off. Arias, what is a gallon of milk cost these days? You keeping up with that? I don't drink milk. Okay, I was just, do you have any idea what, like, household items cost? I just, on a delivery app, ordered some Glade plugins. That guy's got milk.

There was about $4. I don't know, but I don't know what the go on rate is, so I don't know if I'm getting robbed or not. How much is it? Aaron, how much is a beer? five dollars yeah yeah i mean it depends on on where you're getting at that's how i that's how i that's my own

personal like consumer price indexing of a of an area also area is a wine guy that's your s and b yeah it's like okay so beer in new york city uh sometimes eight seven maybe even nine dollars beer for five dollars what is it at yankee stadium right now 18 i paid i went to city field $18 for one beer? Yeah, but it's a 24 ounce, but yeah, they're like 1750.

Which actually, given that it's 24 ounces, about what you'd pay in New York City anyway. Yeah. Is it actually 24 ounces of beer, though? Or is it a little watered down? No. No. If it's, uh, yeah. I remember, I remember when I was out of the loop.

Um, my sister had came down. And this is years ago, like, 2015, 14, so much she had came down. And we pulled, this was when I had a gas car and we pulled up to the gas station. And she was like, oh my gosh, this is crazy. Gas is so cheap out here. And I had not even thought about gas prices six years. I had never even thought about what I was putting in my money. It was just I pull up, I put my card in and I take it out.

I just never even kind of look at the prices. It's, that's, that's wild. Yeah. Mad Dog. voice now yep hi this is uh anthony from Atlanta big fan of the show I'm calling my questions for everybody Billy would probably like it the most you had to pick between a full-grown saltwater crock tiger silverback gorilla or rhino to be stuck in a 50 hundred square foot apartment with no windows or

exit doors and no doors separate in the room and you had to survive 24 hours within that apartment with that animal, which one would you choose for the best chance of survival? Everybody stay handsome, Maddie, Aaron, stay gorgeous, have a great day. Rhino. Easy. What were the two? Saltwater crock. Saltwater crock, rhino, silverback gorilla, and a tiger.

Billy's never been wronger about anything else besides that. like the rhino yeah the giant rhino that can just ram into you the rhino is a herbivore one so won't get hungry and try to eat you maybe the saltwater croc if you set the apartment really really cold so because all those alligator wrestling uh stuff they do just like the little like nerves that if you just hit it wrong but if you um but keep them like an ice truck yeah they keep them like an ice truck because they're cold blood and they can't do shit if it's cold So if I have access to the AC unit with the saltwater crock, I'm cooling that shit down using my mammalian privilege as a warm-blooded creature.

That's why we outlasted the dinosaurs. I'm using that against the crock. But rhino, you just don't make any big movements. The rhino's not going to try to eat you. You just don't spook the rhino. It's a herbivore. And they have terrible eyesight. So if you don't move, they probably can't see.

Actually, I don't know if they're motion sense. Like a T-Rex. Yeah. Wait, Rhino vision. What if I, like, I can't control when I'm going to sneeze. What if that's all it takes to spook them? Right, but just, I'd just stay out of their line of sight. I'd stay behind them.

But rhinos charge all the time. They get, they get very aggressive. Are they famous for charging? Famous for charge. It's a 1,500 square foot apartment. They don't, they might not be able to turn around. You want to talk about an animal with no turning radius, the saltwater crocodile. That, yeah, but that can still get you.

That's the, that's the correct answer. First of all, you're on land. You're not in a, they can't really do the death roll on you. That motherfucker's fast, bro. Yeah, dude, they're fast than you think. I think that a ride was probably faster than you think, too. Listen, there are no, none of these is an ideal living situation. They wouldn't make great roommates.

Crocodile speed on land. They can run 22. Nile crocodiles can, oh, saltwater, saltwater crocodile. I'm with Billy, this is, this is why I was. Yeah, 22 miles per hour. You owe lay the rhino, right? Yeah You allay that motherfucker.

He puts a hole in the wall. Now you got an escape route. Exactly. I'm not fucking with the gorilla. I'm not fucking with the gorilla. It's got to kill you. That's a good strategy. The rhinos are, they go 34 miles per hour.

I know, but where is it running? You're in a tiny apartment. This is the Aaron Donald document all over again. You're going to move laterally. He's got a knife on it. You might be able to like, So I was actually with, I was, don't ask me why, but I was cow tipping over the weekend. Okay.

It doesn't really matter why. No, no, we have to ask you why now. It's just, like, that's the thing. It's like, there's, there's no like worse incriminating thing that you can say of the explanation why you were cow tipping. You just admitted to the bad part. How many whys could there be? I think it's because Billy wanted to go cow tipping. Right.

I think that's probably the why. You don't, like, accidentally end up cow, like, there's only so many whys to that, that end point. You know, there are a lot of roads that lead to cow tipping. Did you actually end up tipping them over? Well, so here's the thing. They're really, really, so cows, right? So, like, there was, you could get up to a cow and start petting it and they were chill. And, like, even some of the bulls were even chill and you could pet them.

Like, I have a feeling that the rhino might be a little more aggressive than that. But there's a chance you get over there. start petting that rhino right where it's got little itches scratch that itch and that thing's a goddamn giant teddy bear two seconds ago was don't move for 24 hours so they can't see you now you're petting them yeah they might vibe with that why that you could say that about any of them right but like for no no not all of them because something will get hungry a rhino i could see a rhino being an animal that like likes to get pet and then just chilling out if you're not a threat to it it's not trying to mess

with you. Unless it was like a rhino and musk. Well, I don't know if rhinos have musk. Only elephants. I know elephants have musk, but that's something rhinos don't attack humans on purpose. They usually only attack humans if they feel scared, startled, or cornered. Black rhinos are most likely

to charge racist. They also get it's like the turtle and they're more endangered. Yo, people keep sending me videos of turtles being fucking racist and it's the funny shit in the world. that happens. Okay, listen, Billy, your take on the rhino, I think, I can't believe you said I was

so wrong. They don't even attack people unless there's some, they do attack people. It depends on the type of rhino and they will charge if they feel threatened. Exactly. The chances of a rhino feeling threatened are pretty high. You could also say like a gorilla could be chill too. I've seen videos where guerrillas will just like go up and start petting a huge game. Oh, didn't we watch that video? Yeah. Like gorillas, I feel like you could reason with the grid. No, but gorillas. But no, no, no, do you want to choose me? I got a lot of money riding on this. Excuse me, Mr. Silverback.

Do you know that you can't look guerrillas straight in the eye. That means that you want to fight them. Well, I don't make eye contact anyways. You always have to look at guerrillas sideways because if you look at them straight on. That's how Harambe happened. Is it really? No. The kid probably made eye contact.

There's a, there's a gorilla in the Netherlands or somewhere in Europe where they give everyone glasses with eyes looking the other way so that if you look you're not staring directly in the gorilla's eyes because in the netherlands what's going on in the netherlands well they yeah now that ft brings up harambe that kid was fine that gorilla had no intentions of doing anything yeah i was going with gorilla easy like what so tiger can eat you rhino as coli said has a knife on its face crocodile for sure just eat you alive gorilla like what's going to try to beat you up have you trying to like beat it up back. Are you going to try to beat Big Tee?

That would be that would be an unwise plan of attack. I'm on Big T's side here. I think, no, I mean, I actually think, let's fight. Let's fight. That's the, that's the best chance you have by far. Are you kidding? Oh, I think so. We don't know how strong guerrillas are.

I'm not saying it's going to be easy. I'm saying it's a lot easier than Mike Tyson. You're fighting your way out of a crocodile's mouth. We are debating Mike Tyson fighting a gorilla because Mike Tyson offered a zookeeper $10,000 to let him get inside the enclosure and fight the gorilla and they wouldn't let them and like part of me was like you know out of anyone on earth

who could beat a gorilla Mike Tyson might have a chance. None of us have a chance get a gorilla. I think we have to fight it. And you think you have a chance against a tiger? No, no I'm saying you or I'm saying we all respect the tiger. No one's no one's fucking with the tiger. I'm not. I'll trust cats. Yeah, cats are so unpredictable. I think that the gorilla death would actually be the

most painful death. Yes. because he would just pummel you. You would just be just hit with a barrage of giant fists. How many punches has a gorilla taken? Because I feel like he takes a few good shots and he might respect you. This was my exact argument. You know, everybody talks about how big and bad the guerrillas. He's beating up little fucking chipmunks.

Who's punched back? No, that's what I want to know. He's playing the gorillas. He's playing the AFC South. No disrespect. But he gets to play the Texans and the Jaguars twice. a year. This was my... This was my exact argument for Mike Tyson. Like, a gorilla is never taking a punch for Mike Tyson. Um, like, who knows if they have a, like, a glass jar or not.

They have a counter strike. But gorillas will absolutely beat the hell out of you. The guerrilla Cincinnati ran through the, the American. And now let's see, get to the college football playoff. See what happens. Look, check out this gorilla. In this analogy for the record, Big T is Alabama. That's correct. He's the Alabama football. That's correct. I was born at the top of the food chain. No, the gorilla. Okay, check out this guerrilla fight video I just sent you. I feel like the crock is. I'm going to cry.

Oh, that's the wrong video. Wait, wait, there's, first of all, I was about to compliment Billy on the speed with which he just accessed one of his favorite guerrilla fight videos. And then it turns out he's got multiple guerrilla fight videos. Yeah, no. Ready to send out. Well, there's the crem de la creme, Carl Anthony Towns, guerrilla fight video that I didn't, this one is a mid-guerla fight video. I'd kick this guy in the time. teeth.

No, dude. Are you kidding me? Now I want to see it. Can we fly Big Dita Russia and have him fight a gorilla? There's a number. It's too high. Oh, yeah. Where's the Zuckeep?

This is the crem d'ilicrem guerrilla fight video. The second one I said. Get your eyes. Wapped. This one's the where's the zookeepers? That was my exact argument, Pig Tee about Mike Tyson versus the gorilla, but no offense.

You're not Mike Tyson. No offense. You're not Mike Tyson. These guys got nothing. I also watch this video. That's an insultingly low number for the zookeeper. Like, hey, do you want to get fired and probably never work again as a zookeeper for $10,000 for Mike Tyson?

What's best case scenario for that zookeeper? Like, it's a draw. Like, one of them's either dying and it's probably going to be Mike Tyson or they just fired it out and like pound fist after. Like, I don't know what the best case scenario is there. Yeah. Why would they put two silverbacks in the same cage with each other? I think they might be brothers.

I got to tell you, this guy picked up a little speed coming downhill. That's slightly concerning. We're not going downhill. We're in an apartment. Yeah, but he's got some power behind those. Well, I'm still betting on myself, but that's right. Nah, give me the right. Big T minus six and a half.

I think best case scenario if you're the zookeeper is the people demand a rematch. It becomes like a trilogy. of Tyson, like it's a good fight maybe not one clear winner and then you get to sell the rematch and that's where you make the money in the pay-per-view. I will jerk that right now off. Okay, Pilly.

That, I mean, that would pass by it. Oh my God, yeah, big two, these guys would destroy you. I'll take my chances. That'll be tough to watch. How much was the money again? Let me get our in Tennessee gear.

I don't know if there was money attached to it. Oh, hey. Hell no. to someone that'll appreciate that ship. I think you just, I would take the saltwater crock and I would simply leap over it when it was approaching me. Dude, that thing would... I'll stand on a table.

You know how high those things can jump out of the water and jump in... But there's no water. I know. Yeah, but that makes it easier for them to jump. I don't think that... I do not believe that a saltwater crock can leap. I think their legs are too small. I mean, the croc would be easy. You just turn up the AC

if that was a thing, but I don't think that's going to be a thing. It's an apartment. It might be. Well, it's got central. Yeah, if it's a New York apartment, then right out here's... I love how Billy's reasoning of whether or not you could defeat a saltwater crocodile is, does the apartment have central air conditioner or is the window unit? I mean, the window unit would be harder to get that place cold, central.

How many BTUs are we talking about? We talk about it, 12,000 BTU window unit. No, I need some HVAC time. You're going to need 14,000 minimum. I mean, you got to get that thing down to at least if you could. like low 50s. Yeah. I think that's even to one. I'm standing on a table

and if forest comes to or us, I'm laying on top of them. I mean, the thing is about crocs in alligators is that they have tons of muscles to close their mouth, but the muscles to open their mouth

are kind of fucking weak. Fuck, I'm talking myself into it. Right. So yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm talking myself into it too. Most crocodiles can achieve

12 to 14, it was like 17 miles an hour. says Crocodile Specialist, which is slower than a fit human can run. So if you're in reasonable shape, you can definitely outrun a crock. So maybe if I get a dumb one, I can run around in a circle. And plus, they can't. No, but the thing is, have you ever seen those videos of the alligators knocking out cops? Yeah.

Like with their tails, because the cops come to pick them up and just they hit them with the tail and knock out these cops. I mean, you know, crocs, alligators are definitely ACAB. but they're just knocking out cops left and right All right, yeah I think we've reached I think the silverbackeril

is an insane insane one to pick I think you could convince me Rhino though like there's some reasoning behind the rhino that I could maybe get behind but it would just all involve

you basically hypnotizing the rhino with scratches jerking them off yeah All right, Mad Dog. Last one. Hey, Whitey. Hey, Maddoch.

This is Phil from Knoxville, Tennessee. You guys have been talking a lot about what if we're living in a simulation, especially PFT talking about if everything ended in 2016 and everything from there on have been a simulation. along those lines what do you think the plot line is of the simulation like who do you think created it and for me um as soon as i watched clay Travis's video getting thrown out of his kids baseball game i immediately thought of randy marsh getting kicked out in south park um so I think we're in a South Park simulation. So along those lines, who do you think is writing or what simulation do you think we're in?

Love the pod. Everyone stay gorgeous. Stay handsome. Love you guys. George R.R. Martin. Just didn't finish it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Like the most underwhelming end of all time was scientists opened up a black. black hole. That's the equivalent of like when you have a TV show where the final episode is you wake up from a dream and everything that happened was a dream. Yeah, that's pretty, I hate that. It's not Wes Anderson. There's not enough dioramas. I think it's just some alien civilization that like gives its constituents free will within the physics of the universe. it created and just let go says watch this shit this is hilarious it's probably a super nerd

it's got to be a super nerd right like definitely god god which god i know there's definitely some force of not a being or an individual but some force that's causing all of this to happen oh yeah there's definitely one yeah what like something caused like something like something that there is like you know intelligent design to all this there you have it mystery solved what if we're just existing in like a sports video game and we're just all the like stuff that goes on in that game like somebody's playing the sims right now no no someone's playing madden on ultimate mode and we are part of that like we're just part of mad so madden expands to not only have like the players, but it also has like football fans in their lives.

I mean, we were all prospects at one point. We just had shitty. They didn't buy enough VC. Arrian got a good player. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. It's like, yeah, that's actually not a bad theory, Billy.

And like, there's so many people in those crowds in the Madden games. Like, they have stories. Aaron got a streamer who spent $700 on the game to have every card fully loaded. Yeah. every attribute that's funny that is funny i don't know if there's someone behind it if we're in a simulation but will there have to be that like created it yeah isn't that kind of like minus the simulation part like isn't that what people think god is yeah did i just wait yeah but this is gamer god this is gamer god this is gamer god what

What if it is John Madden? What if he designed the video game to become so realistic? He's an appropriate God. That, yeah, dude. I would have John Madden be my God. You could do a lot worse than having John Madden as your God. Oh, hell, Madden. Yeah, I respect Madden.

Like, you go to church every Sunday. It's a holy day. Oh, shit. Uh-oh. John Madden's God. Are college football fans Jewish on this? Yes. Yeah, it's like, they're cool.

Right on Saturdays. Yeah, they're cool, too. It's pretty much the same. We just believe in a little bit, we take a little different turn at the end. Yeah, you know what? I hate college football. That's Jewish joke number two, Collie.

What was the other one? It's the one you told that the comedian told. Oh, yeah. That we all reluctantly laughed at. It wasn't my joke. I don't care. I got you. I got you.

What? I don't I don't You're really struggling with this Maddie you are right Yeah because now I'm thinking about Like that's just God Madden

You know can you get into a Madden game They should definitely have like You know how in NBA podcasters No but you know how in NBA 2K They had like the superstar mode And they like have like cool like Celebrities in the game One of my favorite things

This used to be in Madden where you could go on to like a local sports talk show and you could like trash your team and your GM and your coach and it would like get you closer to getting a trade from your team but it was like do you want to become petulant? While the graphics in video games have increased dramatically like the things in them have decreased. Yeah. You used to be able to do all sorts of cool shit that just doesn't exist now.

There should be like GTA mode for Madden. Yeah. Where like you can go out and you can like you can start. like who was a Nate Newton that was selling 300 he got caught multiple times with like 400 pounds of marijuana that was blitz the league that game existed and you could do that you could do yeah you could do like get prostitutes and all sorts of shit and then on the weekends you would go play football was the greatest game ever made and wait what yeah blitz the league they need yeah they got to include all those other storylines for sure like that how awesome like the problem i have with madden

big t's right there's not enough like auxiliary stuff you can do around the game you maybe start your own podcast but like go on go on pat mac if you show every monday that should be an option no but what about like they you should be in like in the game like as like yo like one of the people going on part of my take in the man game i would accept you good i'm sure you good i'm sure you get that done they'd scan you in i would accept that offer and maybe i'm sure you can get scanned into that'd be really cool one of my favorite things are doing the world, bro, is like playing

story mode on like an NBA game or the 2K and just like making it him as realistic as possible and just like building them up and like having my own little superstar in this little world. Like I love doing it. For somebody like he's scoring 70 a night and shit and it just makes me happy for some reason. I don't know. What is that?

You created. That's how the rest of people feel that didn't also play in the NFL. Got you. Unless I'm not alone. I don't really know because I don't really, you know what? We all play 2K, but we don't ever discuss our, you know,

you know, yeah, you're builder players. See, I've never done it because it always feels sad for me because I obviously tried and came up way fucking short. But if I had succeeded in a different professional avenue, yeah,

I think that'd be a blast. Yeah, it's fun. Got a text here from Hank, because he saw that he had to miss the mist uh face time asked him what temperature of water do you use he says tap water temperature water yeah so there but that's that's a spectrum and i said so okay it's like slightly colder than room temperature water no ice or anything just straight like cool like slightly slightly cool water it's underground water yeah like if you turn the cold faucet on

for just five seconds it doesn't get time to get too chilly guys guys Got it. So everybody out there that tweeted something angry at Hank earlier in the episode when he didn't pick up the voicemail. I want you to write him again and say, thank you for the update, Hank. The macrodotions love you. By the way, before we go, I just want to give Whitey a round of applause for being good boy. Good boy, Whitey. Yay, Whitey. Good boy, Whitey. He always just started complaining after however many hours. Four hours and 15 minutes.

So thank you. Good boy, Whitey. Big step. It was a huge risk. I was like, look, he may come and be the absolute chiller he usually is or be freaked out by the space. He was such a chiller. So, good boy.

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