Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - We Need To Talk About The Missing Submarine (ft. Dirty Water Don)

Episode Date: June 22, 2023

On today’s episode the guys are joined by underwater exploring expert Dirty Water Don to discuss the missing Submarine and the details that are known on it’s disappearance. Plus we get into Paul George, strip clubs, bars vs. clubs and much more. Get 25% off almost everything at HEYDUDE.COM using code DUDE25. Sale ends 6/24 (00:04:26) Travis Kelce (00:06:44) Submarine (00:35:48) Dirty Water Don (01:10:09) Paul George (01:16:09) Hotels (01:25:56) Strip Club (01:58:53) VoicemailsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

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I promise you wouldn't. Going to a strip club with your lady is one of the dopest experiences you've advice we have. It's so fun. It's so fun. That is a argument on the way home. if I've ever seen it stuff. No, bro, I'm telling you, bro.

Okay. You're trying to set up big tea. Okay. Okay, we'll start the podcast here because Arian's about to join the chat and I'll get all the dog talk out before he gets in here. But he, um, Leroy's getting a lot of crap online today. And he broke some news regarding Jalen Brown. Jalen Brown, possibly doing some sort of sign and trade or an extension in trade being dealt from the Celtics. And people are mad, namely Hank Lockwood, who's just going through denial, refuses to believe that it's true.

I want to make one thing very clear when it comes to Leroy. Leroy does zero verification regarding his scoops that he gets. He goes on vibes. So he gets a tip, and if he thinks that he likes a tip, he publishes. I can't be held responsible for how accurate his scoops are. But I will say that lifetime Leroy's batting about 60 to 65% in terms of getting scoops right, which is pretty good. That's not bad. That's better than a lot of NFL or NBA reporters out there.

It's not perfect. He doesn't try to be perfect. He's a dog and he's dead. But I think it's pretty good, all things considered. So he reported Jalen Brown will be extended and trade or sign a trade and people are very angry at him, very angry indeed at Leroy. but just you know for your for your own for your own consideration just know that Leroy's not perfect and if he gets it wrong he gets wrong that's the beauty of Leroy it's not the scoops that he gets right wouldn't be nearly as joyful if he

didn't get a good percentage of them wrong too does Leroy have a team in mind potentially Leroy does not have a team in mind you can use your imagination What's up, Aaron? You guys, sorry, man. Sorry, some serious apologies. All good. Billy was three minutes early. Yeah, it sounds like...

So, the balance of life. Somebody had to do it. I had to be the one. Are you started already or no? Yeah, we just got started. We had some stuff to talk about about... shit dogs and i wanted to do some dog conversation before you hopped on i have plenty to add to that conversation

uh you crushing a pd light right now i am hitting the pd light man it's good for hydration and the great ones is best that's smart oh yeah revital light don't drink too much of it why it's got a lot of sodium no what happens if i drink too much sodium do i die Some of us, some of us who drank a lot of pedia slash revitalite, like constantly for a six-month period developed 13 kidney stones.

Okay. That's good to know. Not sure if that's exactly what caused it. Probably not. I was definitely drinking way more than I should have been drinking in addition to eating a high, a high sodium diet laden with soups. So my daily sodium intake was probably in the 200 to 300 percent. category. So I just want to be careful about sodium.

Well, thank you. I appreciate the heads up, brother. Are you any less likely to crush a soup now? No, no, I have not curtailed my soup intake. That's good. That's good. It hasn't. In fact, yesterday we're across the street from a gumbo place and some of you will be like, oh, gumbo's not soup. It's close enough, whatever. So we went over to a gumbo place and I got gumbo and crawfish atoufay i got a bowl of each for my lunch so no i'm i'm all about the soups stews thick sauces you can't get me off it i'm in for life that's good to hear yeah uh but yeah it's a it's a good day i'm in nashville tennessee big tees in studio with the m&ms and billy is

also in Nashville in a separate hotel room uh i swear billy and i don't share hotel room on the road together. And then we have Aryan from Houston. Billy went out last night with a bunch of NFL tied ends. I put myself to bed early, but Billy was, Billy looked like he was just at summer camp last night. So he went out and partied with, with the fellas a little bit. I have no idea how it ended up. Billy, you're still alive, which is good to see. Yeah, Travis Kelsey didn't kill me while there is no cameras watching. So that's a huge plus. As a bonus. And really, He'll have to wait to see in the interview with Travis. Billy does confront Travis Kelsey regarding some of his takes.

So he said it face-to-face kind of to him. I'm excited for you guys to see that. But Aaron, Billy was scared yesterday, very scared meeting Travis Kelsey. Because you remember on this show a couple weeks ago, he was basically like Travis Kelsey's a bitch. He runs like a bitch. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So he had to confront him about that.

It's just very funny watching Billy have to like come face to face with his own opinion sometimes where the opinions become real you did a good job though bill yeah i mean Travis Kelsey is just he's I was like looking into the numbers going into it he's sick it's like undeniable how just like his his offensive numbers is route running sounds like you're walking back a take I'm not I'm not but like they maxed out his route running ability like yards after the catch and like they had to take out some other stuff

and mad you know what I'm saying I had a dude um that was he kept tweeting me about your gronk takes because like I was critiquing gronk and like I guess it sounded like I was hating on him I guess I don't know and this dude started

sending me film and shit he starts sending me film like can send me one time when Kelsey did this I'm not arguing football with you guy on the internet shut up you should

that's the best that's the best person to argue football with so where are we thinking where are we thinking this sub is in the ocean they're all they've been dead for several they're crumpled up like a soda can down there what if they've gone into the

hollow earth they found the the gateway to a Atlantis, basically. No, that didn't happen. You know, my take is, like, my family was just talking about this morning. And my nephew had a graduation party at my house last night. That's why everybody, that's why I'm looking like this. But we were talking about the stuff.

And, like, have you all seen the takes where it's like, you guys shouldn't be making fun of this? And yeah, have you all seen that? There's like a lot of backlash for the jokes. And that's wild to me that people do that on that. the internet nowadays like there's nothing off limits like and also here's another thing what's the how long is how long do you have before you can joke about something that has happened like what's the this what's a time period this couple of minutes minutes uh 9-11 i would give it a few

years okay i mean it's all you know it's all subjective I mean, there was an Abraham Lincoln joke. I forgot who said it, but it was kind of too soon. But this, like, this was a 100% avoidable tragedy. Yeah, no, I agree. Tragic, nonetheless, but 100% avoidable. There was this, um, there's this comic, uh, Anthony just, just, just, just Jessulnick, there you know, he's the best.

He's fucking hilarious. Shark party. He has, oh, he has that bit where he's like, he's talking about anytime there's like a school shooting or a tragedy, he has a joke about it like that day. And like, he talks about why. And he's like, it's because nobody's on there. Nobody that's there is going to be on Twitter that day. Any, anybody that has not watched Anthony Jezzelnick's bit about his, he calls it, shark party, it's hysterical. And you should go watch it at the conclusion of this show.

I'm going to write that down. I believe it's in the special thoughts and prayers. It's in that same one you're talking about, area. Yeah, thoughts and prayers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in the same one. Yeah, he's goaded for sure. He did a podcast, so his buddy is like a reporter for NFL network or something or NFL.com,

and they did a podcast about football on like the NFL's, podcast network or whatever and I think after one season they were like we you can't do this anymore yeah I do you'd be saying anything so what have we come to the inclusion on on the sub on the last sub I heard Billy talking about it my my hotel internet just dropped out so I jumped back in but I miss Billy's takes well we're just talking about how a lot of people are saying you can't joke about this um but like that the whole discourse on that thing about like some people are saying because they're billionaires and they paid a quarter of a million dollars to get onto like a jinky mcguivered submarine it's kind of like they're allowed to laugh and others like oh like can't touch that but yeah well i think the funniest part of the whole situation is that now the drama surrounding the stepson and whether or not he should have gone to a blink 182 concert so i need to verify Yeah, fill me in on that.

What? The stepson of the British billionaire went to a blink 182 concert, I guess just a couple nights ago. It was like dancing around and shit and having a good time. And then people got mad at him for going to a blink 182 concert while his stepdad was lost below the ocean trying to find the Titanic. Bro, he just got a bag. He's celebrating.

And it's not even his real dad. Yeah, you know, I didn't think about that. But he said that his relatives would want him to be out having a good time celebrating and going to a Blink 182 concert instead of sitting around the house. I think he said, like, what am I supposed to do you sit around the house and feel sad for a while? That's kind of what you do when somebody dies. Yeah, you like mourn. We all mourn in different ways, though. Yeah, I can't judge how people grieve, man.

If he grieves with blink 182, that's his, that's his thing. You should be getting into a submarine going after the last submarine. That's what he should be doing. Or at least, like, just in a room listening to Adam's song. That's a sad one. Or man overboard, I guess. Probably too soon for that one. So I don't know if this is this guy's actual account.

It's a guy named Brian with a picture that appears to be the same one that was circulating of the guy who went to the stepson. And he has tweets from the Blink 182 concert. But then he also, if y'all could do me a favor and go to at audio guy. 182 on Twitter I think I saw this and check his most recent tweet because Oh my God

I again I'm I cannot verify that this is the actual guy Audio guy 182 He's an audio engineer This is the stepson and No Oh this

Oh yeah I saw that immediately below Please keep my family in your prayer. Greer tweeted about this. Yeah. Yeah. Is this the guy? I doubt it.

I don't think so. Wait. No, he's sending. That's 631 tweets and it says it was joined February. Yeah, it's not like it was the other day. My stepdad. But you can join in February and then just change your profile. Right.

Right. This guy's posting pictures that unless he has. access to whoever's this really is and he's horned up on the timeline but he has a lot of selfies there's also old photos yeah yeah there's a lot of selfies of him before the submarine incident where the guy's saying hey uh going to a lot of concerts and then at one point he's like hey my my stepdad's on this submarine yeah i don't think this is him but June 19th is when he first started posting

on the submarine but he has pictures selfies from before June 19th June 13th which was before like the submarine would have happened right

this guy also probably my theory is that he saw the step like the stepson tweets and the steps son discourse he was like I'll just pretend to be him online like as a joke

and I'll also sprinkle in some horny posts well is this the is this supposed to be the billionaire stepson yeah but apparently the billionaire stepson did actually go to a blink 182 concert so now we're all it's amazing in america how quickly we shift from discussing the thing to discussing the thing about the thing and then that becomes what we're all focused on you know like we have such a short attention span anytime anything newsworthy happens in this country we get a good i don't know four hours five hours of thinking about that thing and then we start getting to the thing behind the thing and then we just lose all focus about what the actual conversation should be

and we move on. Well, this is what the actual conversation should be. The sub was close to the 12,000 feet underneath the water and that is 8,000 more feet than the lowest sperm whale has been found. So just something to think about. It's like that ocean graphic that we, we like to look at from time to time that blows our minds that's good stuff it is good stuff everyone take take two minutes to go look at that right now if you're listening to this and it'll

just get your mind blown just type in like ocean depth scrolling chart and then just have yourself a time on that one and then think about this look at that chart and then think about a bowling ball in that the ocean if it was if earth was a bowling ball The ocean wouldn't even be as deep as this, like a very small drop of water on that bowling ball. It would be like thinner than that. Whoa. Yeah. That's a big time.

And then you'll be like, oh, my God, there definitely could be pockets in the earth that could house intelligent life. So we don't know whether or not the sub actually made it down that deep, right? Because they lost track of it after like an hour and a half, which I don't, by the way, that's my chair squeaking. that's not me farting. I know I made a move and you heard a noise. These chairs are squeaky. They are squeaky for the record. Billy squeak.

See? Not a fart. Anyways, the, what are we talking? Oh, yeah, yeah. The sub got lost after like an hour and a half after it went below the surface. So I don't, we don't know if it made it down all the way. They might have imploded. I also read that the sub was not rated to go as deep as it was supposed to go.

yeah was this the first time they'd taken it down there i think maybe the second or the third there was a simpsons writer that went down on it oh that's wild it seems slightly a little too convenient to me that there's this little tiny submarine with all these ultra wealthy people on it. They called, I'm assuming they had to reach out to CBS for CBS to do that special that they did on it six months ago. I don't know if that was on Sunday morning or what show it was on. Yeah. But, and the reporter gets on the boat, he's like, this seems kind of like sketchy. The guy's like, no, no, it's all good. It's controlled by this Xbox controller and bought this stuff from Camping World. Quiggs, who works here, has been on this show once or twice. Did assure me that that's not out of the ordinary, though, the Xbox controller, that that's perfect. fine to control it, which I'll take his word for it. He's an engineer. But like, yeah, and the reporter's like, this doesn't seem like very safe. So they have that that goes on TV. People know it's unsafe. I'm saying if you were conspiracy theorist, this is

what you might say. And then all these ultra wealthy people still get on it. And lo and behold, can't find it. And now they are somewhere. great way to disappear. Yeah. I'm saying you might think that if you were inclined to think such things. I don't. I think they got fucking incinerated, but. Well, there was a report that came out last night that they heard banging coming from from.

Yeah. And 30 minute increments. But can't that in 30 minute increments, like couldn't that be kind of anything? I don't really know. But couldn't that just be like a whale having sex? Like couldn't that just kind of be anything? Just because it's banging doesn't mean that they're having sex. No, I'm just saying, or like, that could be any noise of any in the ocean.

I'm not an expert. I'm not a marine biologist, but I don't think that whales are made out of metal. Was it supposed to be a metal banging? Is that what it is? When I hear banging, I think metal. I feel like something hitting against the wall. But I thought it was just like sonar. Like it could have been any noise.

Or did I misread that? I've never used sonar I don't know Yeah So but think about this Think about this If you only had an hour Of air left

And you're in the submarine Yeah I know Bill you'd kill us No no no I'm like Like getting choked out They went out with a bang Might as well Let's get

Let's get naked We're all on the same page That you would rather The submarine have been like crushed and imploded and you die instantly then wait for the air to run out right yeah yes 100% no but you might get like loopy when the air runs out and get a little like high no but you have four days of just absolute terror panic oh that'd be so much worse than the actual dying that exactly that's why i just wanted to crumble yeah they said are there no like safety

precautions like escape pods or something or i don't know shit about submarines no it's like a tiny from the outside it's it's a tiny tiny little sub it's like the size of a small car and um you just there's no way to escape at that depth once you get down that low there's no like you can't get into a smaller pod and they already have on the sub and if you just went out into the into the ocean you're so deep that you would probably get pancake by the water by the water pressure i bet they all tried to open it up just like make it quick yeah i actually when we did i forget when we were talking about but we're discussing water pressure and why water pressure gets so so intense and strong the deeper you go and i think i just threw something out there that was like well gravity pulls the

water together stronger when you're down low and i think that's wrong because somebody told me that the um the water pressure when you get down low in the ocean is actually caused by the weight of all the water that's above you yeah so the water that's above you is is sitting down by gravity and it's being drawn towards the surface of the earth, I guess the ocean floor and all that water pushing down on you, like every water molecule has a small amount of weight in it and it's pushing down on you when you're like that deep. So it's like an insane amount of weight that's above you.

I think it's like every 10 feet of water, let me Google that because someone's going to be like, every 10 feet of water is like an atmosphere of pressure. so like right now we're only under one like above the water we only have one atmosphere of pressure from all the gases in the atmosphere but like under 10 feet of water is equivalent to two atmospheres how they said it takes 115 pounds per square inch of pressure to kill a human and there it's 6,000 yeah so it was 10 meters not 10 feet so for every 33 feet the pressure increases by one atmosphere. Well, how does being in a submarine stop the pressure? I guess the way that it's designed with thick walls, it can withstand that much pressure and it's a sphere.

Or I guess it's like, you know, it's a cylinder. So that can absorb more pressure. That shape can absorb more pressure. Okay. But if there's like one small crack, there's one window in the sub. It's like at the front. it's a tiny little window it's like the size of i don't know maybe like a manhole cover maybe

maybe a frisbee um but if there's like one piece of weakness in there then uh the the water would just rush in and would break the window open so it has to be like really really strong the whole thing has to be designed perfectly i also learned that that's why airplanes have like uh rounded corners on their windows because it's stronger than having if it's just at a right angle then it's easier to break and it can't stand the pressure as much, which that's why I'm guessing submarines have circle windows on them.

So as someone, I think I think I'm the one who's gone the deepest underwater here. Yeah, that's a fair statement. Yeah. Definitely got that ground, but 70 feet underwater. So around two atmospheres,

so three atmospheres of pressure. Like my nose was like, like exploding like my sinuses were leaking in my eyes there was like air coming out of my eyes and like we you had to to equalize the pressure you had to like plug your nose and like blow to like unpop your ears and that was just 70 feet so i couldn't imagine like what they're like around a thousand times yeah or a hundred times more i even think that no they're at what It's 12,000 feet. They're supposed to be.

That's where the Titanic is. That's the end of the journey is 12,000 feet. We don't know if they got there. So if I was, if I was doing trying to take money from rich people, what I would do is I'd take the submarine. I'd take it like slowly down to like 100 feet, 50 feet or you know, somewhere safe and then somehow just play like a video. Isn't that all it is? I saw something that was like That's all they do anyway

Like they're just playing a video Oh so there's like a camera on the sub And it broadcasts what they see on the camera On to like a video screen Yeah so I think so So they're not even looking out the wind Like they're looking out the window But it's just a video

Yes so why don't they just do that No way For 250 grand And death Right I would just stage a type of Titanic wreck at the bottom of the ocean and then just, I don't know, have it somewhere like off the coast of Bermuda and then just take people and be like, yeah, we're totally in Nova Scotia right now. Right. How is anyone going to know? Yeah. Yeah. But like take, you could actually fake it with the real Titanic. They have the footage right from the Titanic. Just play that for them when they're in the tiny box.

Oh, look. These motherfuckers didn't even get to see the Titanic? They watched it on, they watch it on a shitty goal. pro camera? Yeah. Maybe. This might have been the silliest mission of all time. It's up there. It's a lot of money. Some people get obsessed with the Titanic, though.

Like, obsessed with it. Yeah. I'm going to be honest, it's not that remarkable of a story. Well. Like, think about how many wrecks there are that have happened over history. And like, I, like, the wreck of the Edmund Fitzger. Gerald, there was so much stuff in the Great Lakes of them going down.

I mean, what was so remarkable about this specific wreck besides, like, think about how many it was the most extravagant ship ever built and had some of the richest people in the world on it? And I think, like, touted, 1500 people died.

Yeah, yeah, it was like touted the unsinkable ship. And then it sunk. That's pretty fucking funny. Yeah. It is a mass grave when you think about it. And so these people are paying $250,000 to go and just visit a graveyard. If that video thing's true, this is the worst decision anyone has ever made. I'm going to say something bad, but I saw it on TikTok.

Imagine paying for like... But I saw it like multiple times. Like there was like multiple videos I saw about it. Again, I can't confirm and I can't seem to find it. Imagine paying for the most expensive ticket to go to a baseball game and they're like, your seat is underneath the stands and you can watch it on TV. Well, I mean, that's not far off from what a lot of club level seats are. It's the most expensive ticket.

Right, but you have the option to go to your seat. You sit indoors and then you watch the game on, on a television. But you still have a seat to go actually watch. Different benefits. Like, this is, this is, this is, I'm actually very surprised. I'm fucked up right now. That's wild. This is, there are no windows except the porthole through which the passengers view the Titanic

with no GPS. It's only guided by text messages from the, okay, wait, maybe this is. Okay, so they do look through that little window. Okay. I think they probably have the little window and a couple cameras. And then other video, yeah. I had someone on, uh, I saw a TikTok video that brought up a great point that I hadn't considered. Uh, how were these people going to the bathroom on a submarine? There was a small toilet in the back. Oh. Thank God. Yeah. That's good. But I think it was of like a hole you know i mean yeah well at least as they're potentially sitting in there waiting to die they have that going for them i mean what if yeah what if like the person on the ship they had like an iphone and they were receiving the text message on on android and it was like

they were getting green they got green dotted they got green bubbled it's like do you guys remember when um when nassah made that mars spacecraft that that got lost on mars because they spent like $200 million on it and NASA used the imperial measurement system and it was like a joint effort with some other country that was using the metric system and they just didn't they didn't factor that in and so they lost the entire spaceship because they were they were speaking two different languages to it that's actually wild that should have been taken care of whoops I also saw a thing though like okay so think about it if they didn't crumble immediately and they're still alive now and basically just waiting for their demise

someone was like trying to think about it and it's like okay you're already losing air at a rapid rate and then people are like shitting their pants and throwing up because of their panic so then you're breathing your last breast and then it just smells like shit and piss and puke I feel like that wouldn't be too much of my concern as I was dying oh it's it makes it worse it makes it worse for sure like you're just puking and it's pitch black so it's just like you're in the black I would literally just be sitting there being like

I really spent a quarter of a million dollars to do this and I'm sitting in this little capsule with four other people just waiting to die isn't it all dudes yeah shocking no women on this thing dudes rock

this is a great moment in dudes rocking sure well they might still be alive we don't know we did hear the banging so that'd be crazy if they i hope i really hope we jinx it that's why like i really hope we jinx it i have a take i have a and i just have to say it say it go off i'm gonna be really angry if they are found and they get a book deal and a netflix show and a movie and they make the 250 grand back times about 100 and I'm I'm going to be a little upset. I'm going to be a little upset. I'll just get out in front of that. You're pre-teed off. I will be teed off if that happens. I hope they're all safe. I hope they're safe. But we should. I hear you. I don't. How should we react? What do you

think the proper protocol would be for them in your like if you if you had big T's way? I have a and then what do they do? I have a solution, I think. If they are found, hopefully completely safe, we do what we do with felons. You cannot make money off of a crime you committed. You can't make money off of this because you were dumb enough to go down there and get in the fucking $250,000 submarine ride. And it fucked up because it was controlled by a Logitech off-brand Xbox controller. You don't get to have a Netflix show.

Okay. What can you do? Go get a job. They don't need a job. They're billionaires. They go back to your house. I'm going to be honest. I can't talk shit about these people at all because I went down underwater in the East River to look for mammoth bones.

And I very easily could have died. But you didn't pay. Like, you didn't pay them to do that. True. What, you were, you were 70 feet below the water? Yeah. Swim back up. You could not have died.

I had a hundred pounds of wood. lead, like I had a lead best dog. That sounds like a poor choice. Really, can you ask Dirtywater Don for his comment on this? So we actually are having Dirty Water Don on for an extra dose this Friday. We taped it on Monday. And this story happened literally right after we recorded. Oh, that's good timing.

Yeah. So you can't ask him for his comment on this is what you're telling me. Oh, I can't. But yeah, please get Dirty Water. Don's comment. I was unaware of this, Big T, the son of Sam laws that

I think it's only in Texas and California. It might be more, but that's all like I'm seeing. It prohibits convicted felons and the representatives from profiting from the sale of crime memorabilia. I did not know that.

Yeah, it's not in every state. I don't see a federal. I don't know. I don't know if it's, I think it's pretty common, though. I don't know if it can be implemented, like, on a case-by-case basis, but I know if it's like a really high-profile thing. I think they can be like, you can't, like OJ, OJ wrote that book and then got sued by his ex-wife's family. He was still able to write it, though, right?

But they, I think, well, they got it like taken out of circulation, right? But they got the money from it. He couldn't make any money, I believe. Wait, but he was found innocent. Why wouldn't he be able to? But he was found liable in civil court. In civil court, okay. Liable to what?

Liable for their deaths. But I don't think this is, okay, so it says courts have frequently struck down these laws on First Amendment grounds. Oh, maybe not. I don't know. I just know I've heard of that. I've heard of it too. So would you guys rather go to space or to the bottom of the ocean?

Oh, space. Neither, but space. Maybe I'm stupid like these people are as when it comes to space. But I'm willing to understand. I mean, I'm willing to concede my possible death if I go to space. Like if I go to space, I'm like, you know, that's how I want to. going to go out, you know what I'm saying? Like, that'd be a dope way to go out to me. Maybe that's them, you know, maybe they love the ocean. I don't know. Well, like everybody that's been to space

is like you see the earth from space and it like completely changes your life. You go to the bottom of the ocean and it's just black. Yep. I mean, it's just so much wonder in space. Like there's wonder in the ocean, but I just don't wonder about it. Like I have no interest in anything in the ocean. Yeah. Views are better in space. Yeah, you go to space. You can look down and see the entire earth.

You go to the bottom of the ocean. You look up and you see more water. I don't see the return. Although if you're a big Titanic fan, what would be better than your final resting place is with the Titanic? Some of the richest people. Oh, DirtyWR and Don has a comment. Okay.

Breaking. Oh, so this submarine. was the same submarine offered to use looking for the East River. Oh my God. Billy, were you almost in that? I was almost in this fucking submarine.

Yeah. I don't know if I can Okay, so his buddy Chris knows all those dudes and they were going to take that submarine. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Billy. Can we get Dirty Water Don on the show? Yeah, wait.

See if he'll join. I know he's on Friday's Extra Dose, which I'm sure will be great to talk to the guy that is underwater explorer about everything besides this sub. But I feel like we could really use his expertise on today's show. Yes, absolutely. All right, let me throw him the link. Okay, tell you what, while you're doing this,

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Doing good. Hey, patron of the arts. How are you, boss? I'm doing good. Doing good, man. It's good to see you. Billy was just telling us how you were on Friday's episode of Extra Dosing that's going to come out. But we wanted to talk to you about the Titanic, the Ocean Gate, sub and all that stuff because you are a subject matter expert. So I know Billy just reached out to you. Can you tell us what you know about this vessel? Well, the vessel, I was approached by Chris Ogden from Blackwater Research a couple months back. And he asked me, would it behoove us to use the submarine in the East River Bone Hunt extravaganza? And I was hesitant.

I asked for the specs and what is it raiding for and who built it? And would it hold up in heavy current such as you'll find a Hellgate? and the things I've learned about the sub was it was put together with hopes and dreams and it wasn't a quality piece of hardware and they couldn't give me a definitive on it would handle high current now although it can handle the pressure I'm told but high current it couldn't do so I was reluctant I was reluctant to use it and being a father of five I was extremely reluctant to use it because I saw the disclaimer that comes with writing on that sub and pretty much it says

if we fuck up it's too bad. So is there any sort of like standard I guess standards when it comes to building these types of vessels in terms of holding up to things like current or pressure? Like how do they get that certified?

I believe the only way they could do it is to certify the welds and the seals. I don't know how they can certify the components. Because you think of the Navy standard and the Navy standard was written blood. So everything the United States Navy has learned about submarines and submarine exploration,

they've learned as a trials and tribulations, and someone had to have died to get some sort of rule of regulation. Now, these people and scientists, they don't have to have that. I mean, it would be nice if they use the Navy standard, but they don't have to use it. So, you know, if you look into the actual sub that they're using, the one that we're talking about, a couple guys made it. I mean, me and Billy and a couple bucks

can we go in my garage and make one doesn't mean it's good. And then you're putting people's lives in line on it. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. So, real quick, man, for my clarification, the same sub that's now lost at sea was positive to you to use for one of your explorations. Is that a head collector?

A woman on the vessel is good friends with another diver friend of mine, Chris, and Chris reached out to me asking, hey, you think we can use this sub and utilize it for what we're doing? And I was like, absolutely not. It wouldn't benefit us in any way. So is it common to have a submarine or an underwater vessel like this controlled via text messaging? And, you know, we saw, we also saw the pictures of like the modified Xbox control. Or yeah, is that, are those two things, the texting and the Madcats controller, are those common? I have never seen them doesn't mean it's on common because my scope of submarines is very limited

but I've never seen it it's something I would imagine would be a little more technically advanced than a refurbished game console controller now although you can make the argument it you know it can control a miniature boat it can control a big boat all you're doing is moving servos on a larger scale but still I feel like if it was me personally, I would have a little more money invested in my navigable abilities in that submarine than just a little piece of shit controller. And the video I watched on that particular unit, there's one button that controls the up and down. I mean, me personally, even when my hard hat diving, we have multiple fail safes and multiple contingencies, not just one button. Yeah, Billy, you have any questions?

So when Talk to them originally about the submarine What kind of propellers were being used on it Like how how like when it comes to ocean tech How advanced was this sub? Was this thing basically just like a steel coffin? So with the steel cylinder It had I believe three portholes

The sea out of it had a control arm to grant and to pick up if need be. But as it comes for submarines, it's bare bones, the bare minimum. Now, how do you think they acquire this steel cylinder? Like, is there other uses for a steel cylinder that they

probably repurposed? Like, could it possibly be like an oil tank that they just move into a sub? Yeah, I got what you're getting at. Can you get like an old propane cylinder and make a sub out of it? Yeah. Well, what you're dealing with is triple walled steel. And usually it'd be the same kind of steel.

they're using like a decompression chamber or a tanker for like you'd say like the railroad, it would have multiple layers so it wouldn't buckle under the pressure. I mean, they do have certain safety protocols when it comes to that. I don't know where they abstain the steel. I don't know what kind of

steel and what they used. I would hope it would be the same quality steel they use like decompression chambers. But to give you an actual answer, I don't know. I know when it comes to building, especially privately stuff, you really never see

top of line material because you're running on borrowed money you're running on investors money and it's never anything where it's like the best of the best of the best think about our government it goes to the lowest bidder yeah that's that's our government so can you imagine what happens on the private sector

that isn't regulated it's going to be a bargain basement kind of material I remember when we were talking about some of the some of the tests you had to do as a diver When you get down to that low, isn't there an element of, like, basically being drunk type thing? But you don't have that with them because they have actual oxygen in their vessel. So when I dive in a hard hat, you get something called nitrogen narcosis, and you get below, like, I think it's 99 feet, and they call it the martini effect, where you feel drunk because of the air you're breathing.

But they're not dealing with that because they're dealing with actual oxygen. okay okay so it's so many days of it if there's a rescue operation that's put into place and it sounds like people are looking for the sub using sonar using all sorts of stuff um how hard is it going to be to find this sub in the area of water that they know it to have gone under well to my understanding is that they're getting um they're getting noises on the sonar they're getting 30 minute increments which if it is somebody down there trying to to send out Morse code, if you will, a distress signal. It's a great plan.

You do a little bit, then you stop. You do a little bit, then you stop. So if they can hone in on that, I think there's a fighting chance. If they can't hone in on where the noise is coming from, I mean, times of the essence. I mean, they can, if they find them at the needle in a haystack without the noise,

with the noise, it's a fighting chance. Now, if they pinpoint them, now it's a time issue. They need to get down to them. They need a sub or some sort of equivalent in the area to get down to them. And then they have to bring them up slowly. They can't just shoot them to the surface. I mean, that takes time as well. And you don't have the air.

How much time with the depth that they're at would they need to rise? Like, how slow would they need to ride up? Hours. Hours. Like, thing about this, on a rebreathed dive at like 600 feet, you're hanging for three hours. and that's on a rebreat system with one person. So if I had a venture a guess, I'd say they got a hang for at least five hours, maybe six.

Now the question comes in, do they have the air to support that hang, that decompression? Because they're burning up all of their air right now. Now, we don't know the conditions they're in. They could be panicking. And we're only going on baseline of what we believe could be the time they have.

But again, that all changes by the people that are down there and how they're consuming their air. So, I mean, they could find them, yeah. Now, the question is, do they have the supplies to get to them? And do they have the resources in the submarine to sustain decompression? That's providing the sub didn't take on water. Let's just say hypothetically, the sub reached its maximum depth.

It's down around the ocean floor, where the Titanic is. How many vessels are there in the world that are equipped to get down there and retrieve a sublux? like that and bring it back to the surface? Uh, no, I would say less than 12th. I believe James Cameron owns most of them. Yeah. So we need to, the story I heard, it was he bought a whole bunch of them. So we need to get that kind of equipment out to them.

It sounds like it's a massive operation that needs to happen quickly if there's any chance. And it is kind of a needle in a haystack, yeah. It's going to go from a rescue mission to a bodily recovery. in a matter of a day. Which is, it's a real realistic thought that these rescue workers have to have. It's, can we feasibly get them safely without putting other lives up jeopardy? And is the, you know, I have to say it, but is the juice worth the squeeze? How many people are we going to send down there to save people knowing they put themselves in risk?

Yeah. Is the juice worth the squeeze? No, I mean, that's, it's a fair question to ask because it's going to be a dangerous mission no matter what. And can you ask somebody to really risk their life going down to try to find something that they might not even find in the hopes of retrieving at that body? It just is it at this point, do we call it a tomb and have a memorial service before we throw a whole bunch of men and women into another scientific vessel and send them down there with hopes and dreams? All right. Is there, they're going to receive them? Is there any kind of, like, I don't know, you know how, like, if a plane is in the air and it's running out of fuel, they got ways to, like, hook up and, like, you know, refuel the plane while it's running?

Is there any way to, like, from an outside source, get oxygen into the vessel? Depending on the vessel, I mean, if their hookups are on the outside of the ship, I mean, if they're inside, where they're, where they're fueling station, it would be, we'd call it for their oxygen. How do you get to it's on the inside? The door is bolted shut and you can't open it. It really depends on where and how they fill their boat up or their sub up. Yeah, I mean, if they're on the outside, I would say there's a fighting chance. If they're on the inside, probably not.

All right. You're, let's say, dirty water done, you are in the situation. You paid all that money to go see the Titanic and whatever has happened. and has happened. And right now, what is your course of action? What are you doing? I mean, it really depends on what happened to the boat. Did it lose steering? Did it lose a battery backup? What happened to it? I mean, I would do everything I could to get to the surface. I wouldn't sit there and wait to be rescued. I put the most incapable person on the side of the thing with the wrench banging every half an hour and the rest of us will be working to get the boat back up. and again what tools did they go down with you know my additive is always if you have one you have none

if you have two you have one so if i was on that boat i would have enough tools to get that boat rebuilt three times over underwater i would have enough backups to my backups that i wouldn't have this issue yeah it's how did they plan it for them it's a money-making thing where you charge 250 a seat so if that seat is worth a quarter of a million dollars well my toolbox saying work that now for me i would have a seat just for tools yes so if you were if you were in charge of of the boat or the sub in this situation let's just say that you are uh for whatever reason it's a steering all together you can't fix anything you basically have to wait you have to wait and you have to you know bang out morse code and just kind of hope what do you tell the other

people on board how do you tell them to to uh remain calm how How do you coach people through this in an instance where it's like it's very likely that people will start to panic? Yeah, well, you know, the people that I went in on this mission, they knew the risk. I mean, there's a video floating around the one guy reading off the risk and laughed and said, where do I sign up? So, I mean, they're already the mindset something can go wrong. I mean, and they're obviously on the risk-taking side and they're explorers and their own rights. So I think they'd be an easy group to talk off the ledge. and then you very calmly explain to them

with every breath that you're taking you need to be methodical and how you take it, how deep you take it, how you exhale and remain calm and pray to whoever God you pray to that he or she gets you out of this because at that moment

that's all that's separating you from the ocean bottom is them staying calm and being mentally prepared for whatever to come. So you have to just keep her reassuring that there's men and women above us that are trained. They know what they're doing.

they're going to come get us. And even if you're just giving them a line of shit, you're going to keep them calm enough they don't breathe up all the air. The more you panic and hyperventilate, the more you take in, the less I'm going to have. So we need to work together as a team

and just keep people calm. I mean, that's how I would approach it. I would line at them as much as I could. Yeah. Yeah. And what about on the searching side, on the ships that are above, I guess,

floating on the surface right now, they're looking down into the water using sonar or whatever, How accurate are these sonars? They're extremely accurate. What I heard was they were using the planes. And they were dropping in markers. They were dropping in markers creating a grid system.

And the planes are flying overhead to pick up that fain wrapping noise that they're getting on their sonars. So, I mean, how deep they are, it's going to be hard to distinguish from large rock and natural bottom to what they are. but I think they have a fighting chance I think with the technology we have and what's being utilized I think they can find them or at least find the sub I mean I'm not so helpful

they might come up alive but they'll find something Big T you got any question no not really I just uh I hope they're I hope they've covered it great I hope they find them kind of

they would make a hell of a Netflix movie I'll tell you that No, no, no, no, not on my watch. You weren't here. I said I'm going to be a little, a little perturbed if they magically find these guys and they all make a few million bucks off a Netflix movie and a book deal. I hope they're safe. I hope they're safe. There was a diver who lost comms and everything, and they made a movie about him on Netflix.

And I don't think he got paid millions of dollars for it on the Gulf of Mexico. And the guy went back to diving. they found him he should be dead they found him with no oxygen no hot water no nothing just the bottom of the ocean and they found him what about um what about toilet facilities on the sub when they pitched it to you to use i saw that they have a a little bucket that you can piss in like the hospital has and then a tiny decomp toilet where you can take a shit in and there's compost in it and i was wondering that this afternoon i was at the airport with my sister and uh i'm sitting there listening to it. I'm like, do you imagine being

that guy? And you're like, listen, I know we're going to die and we're strapped for air, but I got shit. Like, I had Taco Tuesdays and I'm fucked. Like, I can imagine that. I mean, I would, what do you want him to do? I would be that guy. So you're the guy that goes to jail and takes the first shit in the room?

Well, I'm not planning on going to jail. But if you're down there and you're all, what do you want him to do? Hold it. being adult, hold it. Be an adult and hold it. We're all fixing to die anyway. So just do it right down the floor on the fuck it.

That's it. All of a sudden, it's a giant circle jerk and everyone's shitting. It's just mayhem. No, but then when the first person dies, they've been holding it the whole time, they're just going to shit themselves because that's what happens.

And then all these people are, Jesus. We can all agree it's a bad situation. Yeah. It's not ideal. Not ideal at all. And I hope they get up here and I hope they, everyone was fine and unscathed. But it's just, you got to take a step back.

Maddo, Mac, do you all got any questions for, buddy? Do you think that if, what's worse, if they, you know, are just down there? Let's say that the pressure doesn't get to them and they're either down at the bottom. in 10,000, 12,000 feet, and they're just waiting to die? I almost think, do you think it would be worse if they somehow made it back up to the surface, but no one found them? And so they're like, we made it this far, but no one can let us out. And they're just floating around and they suffocate it on surface?

Yeah. I feel like that's almost worse. It would, seeing, being able to see the outside and not getting to it, I think would be a lot worse than being on bottom and not getting to it. Yeah, because it's like. At least you kind of, you take that moment of being surreal under the ocean. There's a peaceful kind of ore under there that can give you some sort of peace. But seeing the sun shining and not being able to get to, it's got to be worse.

Yeah. Yeah. Because it's like they're so close, but you're so far. Is it going to be easier to find the ship if it does make it to the surface, then it would be if it was underwater? I mean, you have the aeroplanes going around looking at. I mean, it's two different hurdles. underwater, you can get sonar involved

and get a pinpoint level of accuracy on where it is. On the surface, someone needs to see it. Right. And can you imagine being, you're just neutrally buoyant where you're just below the water? You're just not out of the water. Just below it.

So an aircraft can't see you. Jeez. I mean, there's a lot of possibilities with it. I had to agree with you. I think it would be worse. I saw something, they should have put an Air tag, Apple Air Tag on that thing. That's fucked up. How far beneath the surface do you lose GPS signal?

For my, I have a drone and it's below 20 feet I lose on mine. And I have to rely on a tethered cord. But again, mine's only a $3,000 sub. There's just probably a lot more. this goes to show just how amazing nuclear subs are like it's it's crazy because like china has diesel powered subs the u.s has the most advanced subs and they like dive down to these depths all the time and there's so many just lurking in the ocean that we have no idea where they are or why they're there we just send them over by the titanic yeah i think yeah i think that's what the head

guys trying to get them to do like I think he's literally calling the military being like hey can you just like bring one of your subs to try to find yeah I need an Uber sub where you got to line around yeah because they have all the equipment that could actually find them and locate them

I wonder how much the bill is going to be for this search and rescue if they find them yeah do you get billed by the military I know the Coast Guard builds you if you fuck up really yeah so yeah you do something a gross net

negligence and it's your fault that you can't it ain't free they charge you for that shit wow how they determine like fault that I don't know but I know like they have those watches where you unscrew it and it gives you a ping on your location and if you falsely do that and they send out a search party for you they charge you for it that I've heard

yeah how come when we're talking about disasters whether it's an airplane or a boat they always use the term souls it's always like how many souls are on board because i guess the chances of them getting off are pretty slim so it's basically like alluding to death already yeah they're already saying it's it's all over i mean being out there is is already risky and then now you're just chanting you're you're spitting in fate's mouth and say listen we're going to go to the bottom and touch it and come back i mean eventually something's going to go wrong it's not if but it's when so i guess

That's why they call him souls. So thank you for turning down the opportunity to use this sub. I can't imagine what we'd be going through on this show if Billy was aboard at the bottom of the East River. That's good judgment on your part. I put my life in Don's hands and he brought me back to the surface. He would never let me get that type of sub. That's why when we bring on people for theatricals to go in the water, I bring on the best crew I can get and the most knowledgeable.

If you'll notice when I bring guys on, I take a step back and I let the guys that I know are the best you to do the job. When it comes to people's lives, you can't let your ego get in the way. Your approach is amazing. I don't know shit about aquatics

and you'll never catch me in the water. But if I was, you sound like you know what you're talking about. So I would feel safe. Come on, you'll come out with us. Just do one day with us. I promise you, I won't. 10 feet of water, you'll be fine.

I will watch you guys from the surface, eating, drink some alcohol, I'm chilling. Ten feet. You can do ten feet. I'm sure I could, but I'm sure I won't. You know what this reminds me? Have you guys seen that video of a Belgian TikToker who faked his own death and then showed up to the family, to the funeral in a helicopter? To teach his family a lesson. Yeah. Yeah, I saw that.

Imagine if this is just another one of those. Just to see who's trying to take the billionaire's money. Yeah. Isn't that illegal? It's illegal to fake your on death, isn't it? No, it's only illegal to fake your own death if you claim the insurance. Oh, really? If you never file for the insurance money, there's nothing saying I have to tell people I'm alive.

If you claim the life insurance, now you're performing insurance fraud. I guess there would probably be, there would be ramifications that would come with it if they launched a massive rescue effort. And you had intentionally made it seem like you were dead. That might be a problem for some people. I mean, but if you've got billions, it's cool. Yeah, what a rush that might be. All right. Is there anything else that we should know about this sub,

given your level of expertise, anything else you'd like to add or educate people about? I do like the fact that in the sub, the safety handles were bought from a camper store. Do you imagine you're plumbing to the bottom of the ocean and the thing you have to grab onto was bought from Camper World for $32. No.

No, I honestly, it seems like there were a number of red flags that people probably should have taken note of. Is it common? The fact that you can't escape from the inside, it has to be open from the outside. Is that a normal thing when it comes to these types of subs for, you know, pressurization reasons? Yes, for preservation reasons, there's a reason why they do that. But, like, I mean, I watched the show on the DEA and those cocaine subs, and they can open them from the inside. I mean, think of a page of the drug smuggler book. those guys submarines keep making it to America and they keep doing good stuff

yeah you should I mean it really comes down to who made it yeah it's it yeah it's a good guys in here those cartel subs don't go that deep right they're only going like 30 feet deep right I'll tell you what they go deeper than my sub a lot to be said for a guy making a sub in the jungle all right well we hope

that they're found and we hope that they don't get a net like steel, but we hope that they're found alive and that everybody involved in the rescue is also safe and safe and the search. All right. Well, thank you for joining us, Dirty Water, Don. Shout out your social handlers or where people can find you.

Check us out on YouTube at Dirty Water Voice NJ and our Instagrams are the Ganymal and Dirty Water Don. Perfect. Okay. I love it. I hope to be doing business with you in the future, by the way. The last voyage, I think that was a success on all accounts.

I do as, I think so as well. Tune into Friday's extra dose where we really get into Dirty Water Dawn's recent successes in the field of underwater paleontology. Stop it, we're boners.

Don't make it sound fancy. All right, well, thank you, gentlemen. You have a good day. You too, stay safe. All right. I trust Dirty Water Dong. He sounds like he knows what it's talking about. Yeah, I mean, the fact that they approached him with that sub and he was just like, no, look at the disclaimer you put on it.

It's not rated to go into the East River. Why would anybody choose to take that down to like the lowest part of the ocean that's not a trench? Out of your mind and have too much money, too much time on your hands. I feel like everyone just wants to be James Cameron. That's what it like, like amongst like the rich community, everyone's like, trying to do what like the other cool rich guys doing and these guys just got like the half ass james care james cameron well this is kind of Elon mus fault because he did he do the celebrity space thing or Bezos or whoever yeah Bezos did I'm pretty sure Elon Musk is doing it too

it's yeah like like well whoever created that because now like well now all the rich people have done that so now what are you going to do oh well I went to see the Titanic and Now the next thing is going to be, oh, we went into a volcano, and it's going to just keep being all this dumb ass shit that gets people killed. Oh, I would go into a volcano. They should make a submarine that goes into lava. A billion dollar idea right there. Hell yes. Get it done out there.

Whoever's an engineer. Get on it. Yeah. Yeah. Elon also had a sub, too, didn't he? He had the sub that he was trying to send to Thailand to go rescue those kids. Yeah. I also read that Elon had Starlink provided via internet to this expedition.

Is that true? I mean, anyone can get Starlink we saw. It's only like 150 a month. What is Starlink? Right. I'm just wondering if they use Starlink to do communications with a sub and they're using like a $150 a month internet service to communicate and steer the sub from the surface. I'm not blaming that on Starlink because,

it sounds like this is probably, this would be a use case that Starlink is not equipped to perform and they would probably tell you that, I would imagine. But that would be on the people that plan this trip if they're like, okay, well, we have Starlink, so that's how we're going to communicate. I don't know if that's 100% true or not. I did see Starlink did tweet out like a few days ago or maybe it was an expedition that tweeted out that they're proud to partner with Starlink to provide internet access to them. So I don't know how that ended up working out. But that seems to me like that would be on the

people that planned the trip, not necessarily on Starlink. And Starlink is just like a internet service? Yeah, like service provider. Okay. It does provide like when Billy's talking about going on like a cross country expedition in an RV, he would just get like a Starlink satellite that just followed him around, gave him Wi-Fi everywhere. Is it good? yeah very good i don't know so i'm i'm on i'm on that ocean page right now it's neal n eal fun slash deep dash c that's the ural so i'm scrolling down right now just to get an idea of how deep this is i'm at 80 meters that's where the beluga whale is 115 meters that's where the killer whale will get down to i'm still scrolling i'm still scrolling great white shark

281 meters. That's how deep they can get. The deepest any human has ever scuba dived is 343 meters deep. And that was 2014. I'm still scrolling, still scrolling. I'm down to about 650 meters. That's the Japanese spider grab. And that thing is fucking terrifying, but also probably delicious. The giant octopus is 750 meters deep.

I'm still scrolling. still scrolling at about 1,000 meters, that's the midnight zone where you get zero sunlight. So think about that, a thousand meters, no sunlight whatsoever. This sub is 12 times as deep as that. So this is the, they're in the darkest dark that you can possibly get to. You guys remember that fish from from finding Nemo that has the light that's on the edge of it? That's the angler fish. That's 1,055 meters.

deep. Okay, the blobfish is 1,200 meters deep. I'm scrolling. I'm scrolling. I'm scrolling. I'm scrolling. I'm scrolling. I'm just going to turn this scroll into hyperdrive. The giant squid is 2,200 meters deep. That's the ones, you know, the big ass ones with one eye that wash up from time to time. That's just over 2,000 meters deep. So I'm scrolling. I'm scrolling. I'm scrolling. The average depth of the ocean. Think about this. Average depth is 3,600 meters. So when you just look out at any, when you look at the water,

if you're on a boat in the middle of the ocean, probably around 3,700 meters deep, give or take. Isn't that how long 12,000 feet is? Oh, sorry, I'm mixing up meters and feet. So is this all feet? Yeah. My bad. What meters are you on?

I'm on 3,800 meters. That's where the Titanic is. God damn, this is crazy. 3,800 meters. That's beneath all that shit. And then you get down to 4,000 meters. That's the abyssal zone. That's where the temperature is basically the water's frozen.

The water is like as close to being frozen as it can possibly be without actually turning into ice. So pretty much no animals can survive past that. There's like a jellyfish down there. It can survive. And then there's like this thing called the sea pig. Have you seen the sea pigs walking around? Definitely have not seen a sea pig. Well, there's the snailfish, which I talked about earlier on part of my take, that is down at 8,300 meters, which is like five miles.

Sea pigs are weird. Yeah. They're very, very strange looking. And then you get down to the ocean has animals like when you get down as low. they have animals that look like aliens. Like if you was just like see an extraterrestrial being, they start looking like this, shit like this. Yeah.

So the deepest shipwreck is the USS Johnston. That sank in World War II and that's 6,200 meters deep. It's a scary place, man. This is why everyone should be anti-ocean. I'm actually, I'm coming around to it. It's a horrifying place. I'm thinking about being the Antisiocean guy. I like the beach.

I kind of hate the ocean now. I like the sand. Ooh, I hate sand. Yeah, I like the sand. I like the sun. I like the surf. I like, I like bodyboarding.

I like drinking on the beach. I like everything. It goes along with the beach. But I don't think, I don't think I actually like the ocean anymore. The Hidal zone. I'm still scrolling, bro. The Hidal zone.

More people have been to the moon than the Hidal zone. Wow. Yeah. It's mind-boggling how little we know about that. This is great publicity for lakes. Lake Erie looks great right now. No, the lake never gives up her dead. Those great lakes took so many ships back in the day.

Yeah, but it's not 12,000 feet deep. How deep? There's some pretty deep lakes. Lake Erie is not one of them. Lake Erie gets 210 feet deep. I have some breaking news that's on a radically different subject, but we need to discuss it. Brandon Miller just said the goat, of basketball is Paul George.

What? Brandon Miller. Brandon Miller, that's the... The guy from Alabama who was tangentially involved in a homicide. He's joking, right?

I'm watching him say it. It doesn't appear to be. I'm watching him say it. I'm watching the video. He seems to be dead-ass serious. he said the greatest basketball player of all time is playoff P, Paul George. That's correct.

Paul George is nice. Great basketball player. Really good. That's fucking nice. Not even in the conversation. Yeah, that's wild. Hey, Big T, who would you say is the tight end equivalent of Paul George? That's a good question.

Like an algae crumpler? That's what I was going to say. I swear to God, I was about to say Algae Crumpler. Yeah, really good. Yeah, really good, good career. But not even, not even close. Paul George. Is this what the kids are saying these days?

Is this like prisoner of the moment? Like, you dropped Paul George back in the late 90s and he would have cooked everybody on the court. I think this debate has just gotten so stupid and stale that now people are just throwing. and shit at the wall, see what sticks. Paul George is maybe the most random person to say is the goat. Has serious question? Has anyone ever living said that Paul George was the best basketball player ever? Brandon Miller may have been the first.

Maybe Paul George's kid, like in school. Like, my dad's the best basketball player to ever play. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe. Aaron, do your kids, do your kids, do your kids, do you, kids brag on you area yeah well one of them does my my my youngest son does he loves me uh i mean the other ones the other ones love me as well but it's like they don't give a shit about

football like they know i'm well known and like sometimes they'll like tell me yeah my friend wants a picture of you that okay there's shit like that but they don't give a fuck about sports like really um and my youngest doesn't she doesn't she doesn't she has no idea idea what i did um but my oldest son is like yo that's that's my dad he left all my stats like he's like he's like that yeah that's kind of cool it's pretty cool i'm not gonna lie but your other kids they don't they don't brag on you at all they're not like my dad was so good at running back no my daughter couldn't give a shit like my daughter's 13 she's going to high school next year she couldn't give a shit about that i mean she's she's appreciative

she understood like you know what i did for a living where i came from and how it's you know giving her the privileges that she has but she don't give a shit about that she makes fun of it so like if somebody comes up and asks me for a picture or something you can see her in the background going good on that's funny

that's funny because like every kid out there I think to a certain extent when they're grown up is embarrassed like when their parents do something or like you know you get dropped off at school and like your parents make a big deal out of it it's it's like human nature to like

want to distance yourself at that type of age from your folks but it's funny that like your daughter is like busting your balls and embarrassed like that her dad's arian foster yeah yeah she's at the age now so she's starting to like she's just now putting on makeup she's just now like caring about the clothes that she's asking for shoes that kind of thing so she's doing that so she took uh she asked if i could take her and her friends to a movie they have a little friend group and there was some boys there there were going to be some boys there and I was like yeah I take them

and then so as as I'm picking them up from going to the movies you know they're walking they're walking to the car and I started like blowing my horns and hey right here and then one of the

one of the boys and girls they're like boyfriend girlfriend and so like they're like hugging long before they you know get for the girls get in the car and I said like, bro, my windows down and turn up, like, some loud-ass, like, love zone. Yeah, that shit's fun.

I bet the boys are, like, terrified of you. They're like, oh, man, I don't want to fuck around. Her dad beat this shit out of me. Yeah. I'm not going to have a kid, but I'm glad that they feel that way. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Like, you're not going to do anything about it.

You're not going to do the Jay Feely thing. They kick her for the Giants that, like, at his daughter. prom they were doing the pictures beforehand and he just like pulled out a handgun and it was just like holding a handgun next to it can't do that yeah that's a little strange behavior that's very strange he took he he took the joke to like a different extent the joke is a weird place yeah yeah joke it got it got weird jay you got weird what is it was really cool your presence alone is a deter yeah exactly what's really cool is um uh her little friend group there's like some people who are like fans of my music they like really like it and so i have uh actually this album right here

um uh i have some vinals and vinals are cool for kids nowadays and so my daughter asked if i could if i could give them some vinals and they was like tell tell mr bobby finno thank you for the vinals that was pretty dope so i don't know about you pft but the i'm getting kicked out of the hotel room yeah i asked for a late checkout That was a good idea. You guys have to go snuggle up together? Yeah, I might have to go. Bill, you can ask for late checkout.

I'm going to do that. It might be too late for that now. I might be too late. I think they'll be okay. You're here with Titan University. They should be able to respect that. Yeah. I just pretend that's a teed off.

And this is going to sound horny, but it's not. Okay. I just want to say for the record, I'm not, peed off. And I'm not, it's also not horny because I, as I talked to you guys earlier, I am, I'm dealing with the aftermath of some bad sunburn. I forgot about the sun last week and just basically I had butted the sun on Friday and didn't wear any sunscreen, any protection on my face when I was out in the Texas, Texas heat, which was like 102 degrees. So my forehead, my nose is peeling a little bit. I think hotels in a cost-saving fashion are starting to eliminate the free body lotion that they give you.

That's like the first on the chopping block. They still have the shampoo. They've got the conditioner. They've got body wash. But first on the chopping block is the body lotion. And they know nobody's going to like call the front. They probably still have it down front. But they know nobody's going to call the front desk and be like, hey, I was wondering if I could get

some body lotion they know what that means but I'm trying to I'm trying to stop myself from peeling and I don't have I didn't have any body lotion I didn't have any body lotion in the last hotel I was in either when I was trying to stop myself from peeling and I've had to ask I've had to request body lotion which is it's a I had to do like four other things because you have to have a buffer zone even though I don't need the lotion for what they think I need the lotion for I'm like yeah can I get a razor shaving cream um toothbrush toothpaste. Oh, yeah, I get some body lotion too. And then if you guys have deodorant, that'd be great too. They make you ask for it now. I think hotels are trying to pull a fast

one on us. I've been to Nashville before. I know for a fact there's drugstores there that you could have. There are, but big team used to be. Probably pretty close. Yes, exactly. Exactly. But every hotel used to have it. It used to just be one of the amenities. Now it's not an amenity anymore. I don't know, man. I think that might be a that hotel thing. I stay in hotels pretty frequently and I pretty much always see lotion. I don't ever use it. But last two hotels I've been in when I've needed it. I've needed it for my face. Call them out. Say their name. Actually, because I'm in Houston and it's just so hot. And that's another thing is, am I bugging or is this heat wave different?

Like this feels hotter than I've ever felt before. Am I bugging? No, I mean, in Texas, I was in Austin last week and I lived there for eight, nine years. And it was different. It was definitely different. This is, this is crazy. Like, I won't go outside. Like, I can't go outside.

Like, I'll go outside to go, like, throw the trash somewhere. I'm like, yo, this is hot, though. This is not, like, this is crazy. it's not this is not okay yeah we were we're playing golf when it was like a hundred degrees outside that's even you you can't golf oh I will always golf

I will always golf but you gotta you know we got it's different but I don't know maybe it's just me maybe I'm just noticing maybe I've had a bad streak of hotels recently but I don't even use lotion because it's so hot it's definitely been a thing so like if like if I put it out if I put lotion or like it

like melts off when you go outside like your skin moisturized itself because it's always sweating i just don't i don't wear lotion out here it's wild it ain't until i go back really did you have lotion in your hotel i don't know didn't check sure no i see i haven't checked i i'm i'm willing to bet that there's lotion let's shall we let's do look for lotion let's see i had to request my lotion if I can find lotion give me five minutes

or 30 seconds how big is that hotel room let me just go and look Billy's going to go find the lotion and then you're like oh shit it's two thirds full and then have to fill it up a little bit with water shake it around a little bit

and then bring it back they got Billy in the LeBron suite from Disney World in the bubble where is it nope it's not over by the bed Yeah, he didn't go straight to the bathroom No, he didn't That's a good point, Aaron

Yeah See, lotion If you, what are you talking about? Every hotel I've ever been at has lotion I don't There's lotion in a lover's kit I've never seen the lovers kit Did you purchase this, Billy?

I saw no, no, no, I have a lover's kit too What's in the lover's kit Is a couple's erotic vibrating ring No way A mini multi-speed vibrator, two premium condoms in liquid pleasure. That's something that they're kidding. No, that's a joke. Unopened, unopened.

That's not a normal hotel amenity. What the fuck? That's something with bar stool, like a gift bag or something like that. No, there's no way. They're grooming our children. Pal, you said it, not me. That's wild. Yeah, well, I'll just keep chuckling, ha, ha, and then, okay.

No, sweet, stay away from the mini bar. That's insane. That's nice. That's, that's actually pretty lit. I mean, it's a hotel. I mean, that actually, that actually makes sense. Nashville does make sense. I just, this thing seems too small to have all those things.

Crack it open, don't. How'd you know? I'm not getting that charge. Is it like one of the I was going to say if they pay for it. Yeah, it's probably like $12. Actually, I mean, we're talking about it on the show. I think you can't actually. Oh, yeah.

Good point. McKinsey. Did you just say it is Nashville that makes sense? Is Nashville like a horny city? No, that's what we were all. I mean, like Broadway and all that shit. It's like, yeah, it's very horny. It's just a bunch of drunk people all wearing cowboy boots.

I mean, let's, let's be out. What isn't horny? Salt Lake City. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. I'd say most of New Hampshire. Vermont. Vermont is really low libido, I'd say. But I feel like people go from the anyways. Bismarck, not a horny city. Oh, see, I think the opposite because there's nothing to do but fuck. Nothing to do but fuck.

If you don't know how you place the comma. On the ocean, definitely not a horny place. Yeah, no. Four dudes. There's a lot of banging going on. 30 minute increments. The whales. Yeah, we're making fun of possibly dead people.

You guys are assholes. Listen, if I die on a submarine that's going down to explore like a shipwreck where 1,500 people also died, I give you permission to make a couple jokes. I can find that tweet, but I said, absolutely, I give the internet permission to make fun of my death. Who cares? Yeah. What's the hottest non-horny city? Because I feel like we named just a bunch of cold places.

Baghdad. It's honestly a pretty good answer. Yeah, Fallujah, either one of those two. Tehran. Where'd you say? Tehran. What's that? Capital of Iran.

What about the United States? I remember we just named Middle East and cities. Yeah, they fuck in the Middle East Um No, but like Dubai is a sexy city Oh, what about like San Antonio? Okay, Charles Barkley. Yeah, what did Charles Berkeley say about San Antonio?

You can look it up later. Oh, uh, big women, big women San Antonio. So I was gonna say Naples, Florida, but then I actually think that's the- Sounds like I said, San Antonio women are fat. Oh, have you not seen that clip? I have not seen this clip. Oh, it's hysterical.

You got to watch it. I was going to say Naples, Florida, because it's all old people, but now I think about it. I think it might be, like, really horny. It's like the pendulum. But, like, Arizona. Like somewhere in Arizona. No, they are horny in Arizona. It's a ton of ex-Mormons there, too.

Why are Arizonians so horny? Scottsdale's big horny place. Yeah, that Phoenix, the whole thing. Phoenix area very horny. Yeah, actually, University of Arizona State. Yeah. Horniest place on earth. Yeah. For sure. There's like, is L.A. a

horny place? I think there's too much traffic. I think there's too much traffic. Yeah, they can't get to each other. How are we defining a horny place? Just a vibe. Okay. Houston, very horny. It's like the strip club capital.

I mean, I mean, yeah. NBA players go out of their way to make sure they get to Houston. That's true. Atlanta, very horny. Houston, Atlanta. I wonder, it sounds as we're going through this, there is a real correlation between temperature and horniness.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's hard to not be horny when you're out in the sunshine all day, beautiful people, just having a great time. I agree. And you wear less clothes? Yeah, conversely, you're in fucking North Dakota

and you're wearing a jacket nine months out of the year and there's two feet of snow horniness, not the number one thing on your mind. Yeah, I agree. You're anywhere in Florida and you're basically halfway to fucking. Okay, so home of the most

strip clubs per capita in the U.S. Kind of disproves this theory. Portland, Oregon. Whoa. Portland, Oregon. Well, that's just a lawless player. That doesn't mean anything. They don't count.

You know the outskirts are actually really conservative? Well, the outskirts of a lot of places are really conservative. Chesh. But you apologize for pointing that obvious back down. Are you think there are any like Antifa strip clubs in Portland? I guarantee it. I guarantee it. In the chop, is that one Portland?

Or is it Chaz? Oh, that's, that's, uh, the lawless zone. That's Seattle. Well, there were, but there was one in Portland, I thought. Yeah, there might have been. I think that the Capitol Hill autonomous zone, the Chaz, I, I think that was. There was Chaz and Chop. One of them was in Portland, I think.

Big T, would you go to an anti-fuss strip club if it was like the hottest dancers there? No. Big T, would you go to a strip club in general? you go to a nice good clean Christian strip club I've never been to one I don't I don't think there would be a reason that I've never been to a strip club no okay I've never really been to any club the drug thing I'm very neutral on the drug thing you can do you do drugs that drugs we hit 100K I'm not going to hold you to it it's whatever you must go to a strip club big tea in a strip club you know

it's fun though you know it's fun going to a strip Club with your lady. I promise if you actually lady to go to strip club, and she'll go. I promise you. No. I promise you, dog. I promise you.

I promise you wouldn't. Listen, bro. Going to the strip club with your lady is one of the dopest experiences we have. It's so fun. It's so fun. That is an argument on the way home if I've ever seen it stuff. No, bro. I'm telling you, bro.

You're trying to set up big tea. I'm telling you, if you guys are both emotionally, stable, emotionally intelligent, and you guys can express each other's friends and understand that there are going to be other women you're attracted to in this world other than her, right? You can enjoy beautiful women

and she can too. Don't. It is a great vibe. I, Aryan, I don't think there's enough rational. No. I'm telling me, man. What we would?

Hold on, Maddie. You want to go to your program. You didn't hear what the rest of I was going to say. I know what Aryan said. What are you going to say? What did I said? No, okay, what were you going to say? I was going to say, I don't think there's a lot of rational people that, you know,

if they see their significant other getting, like, ass thrown in their face, like, chill about it. No. That's? Look, I... Maybe that's a problem. I would not do that. That would happen in my wheelhouse.

Okay, explain why. Explain why. Okay, there's a lot of reasons, and McKenzie can chime in whenever she's it pleases as well. Okay, let's do it. That's the reason. One, I would feel, I would feel, there's. There's one strip club in New York I would go to with my partner. And that is Hoop's Cabaret.

Is that the one that's like half sports bar, half? I go to Hoops Cabaret. I've never been to a strip club. I've heard that it's very fun. Kate and the Beeve had their first date there. That's sick. I know. But I, there is like no part of me.

I'm like pretty willing to admit. I'm not a jealous person, but like I don't like need that to be a part of my like repertoire of like us go no strip club together to make me like secure in my relationship like I'm not saying I'm not saying be a regular no but like just even once like because then I would just think about it one thing I am really good at is holding grudges and if if my boyfriend looked at a stripper the wrong way or or touched her ass a little bit too much I don't really know what goes on strip clubs besides Grand Theft Auto but I would hold that against him until the day that him and I died. And I am fine with saying that. And I just don't think it's a place where I'd feel

comfortable in general, let alone like bringing my boyfriend there. I would actually rather do anything else in the world than watch that happen in front of me. A few things I want to unpack here. Yeah. This is why you don't bring a girl to see. You said if if he looks at a stripper the wrong way. Now, I want you I want you to unpack that a little bit because what I what I hear is and you and you preface this entire thing with I'm not jealous I would argue the opposite and what if I am I well jealousy well jealousy stems from insecurity look I'm not saying I'm the most secure person in this world but like I well if that's if my boyfriend was giving eyes at like a stripper in the strip club and I'm sitting right there like I would be best okay let's let's say it's not a stripper say a beautiful woman walks down the row and you man's happened to look are you mad at him no but also my boyfriend should know better is to not do that in front of but see the to know better thing okay mattie i'm gonna save you a lot of heartache just hear me out hear me out hear me out maddie this is actually important i'm whoever your next

boyfriend are you hold all you got to do right yeah or you or you want to know yeah i'm gonna save him too hear me and hear me clearly mattie you're not the only woman on this earth that he finds beautiful. I promise. No, I know. And that's fine. You don't know that, Aaron. I promise you. I will bet my last dollar that that is the case. The sooner you accept that fact and allow him because, listen,

dudes have urges, right? If you allow him to express the urges with you in a non-confrontational or egotistical way, to be like, she's gorgeous. That's a gorgeous woman. That means he's in a very good emotional place, and so are you. No, that's fine.

But the moment is like, why are you looking at her? That kind of shit, that is a relationship doomed to fail. No, like, I'm fine with me being like, oh, my God, isn't she so hot? Like, a Margot Robbie on the TV screen or, you know, Madeline Klein in Outer Banks. Like, oh, my God, isn't she so hot? That's fine because I agree. Like, I also can see that women are beautiful. Like, I recognize that.

That's all the strip club is. Isn't she gorgeous? Yes, she is. It's too up in my grill. It's like I don't need it. I don't need to like go seek out that. Well, here's the thing about strip clubs. You don't have to get a dance.

You don't have to. And that may you could just, you could just like, you could just see them on the pole. Just throw a little something at him. And that's it. You don't have to touch. I don't, some places you can't touch. but it could just be like an enjoyment I think you will find the bonding experience

a lot better than you think that may be my inexperience I've never been going to a strip club like I don't know what goes on in the hallowed halls check it out I just don't I don't want to seek out that and maybe that's on and I think that's probably my insecurities is like I don't want to go watch

naked women with my boyfriend but that's McKenzie what do you I like I just I think I would personally like I wouldn't want to go like I don't care if he goes whatever and like yeah I don't care if he's like look like the point of going to a strip club is like you're looking at strippers so I don't want to see it that's the point so I don't really care also like like like boyfriends of mine in the past like if someone walks by it's a guy I'm like oh that guy so hot or like I love that guy like I'd be that be hypocritical of me for if he like said a girl was pretty or whatever like i joke about that all the time so i can't like say it the other way like that's totally fine if he thinks someone else is pretty so area fair from the guy's point of view as you can see it really is not worth the trouble of trying to convince your girlfriend to go to the strip club i i think i disagree um i'm just saying like when you're in a really good place that is a fun it's a fun bonding experience which is

significant other. I think if that is an issue, I feel like there's some, there's some, there's some, there's some, there's some, there's some things that need to be addressed emotionally, emotionally. If those kind of thing, that's just my opinion. I'm not, I'm not a, I'm not a, maybe

it's just, you know, you know what you like, what you don't like, and you know that this would be a bad experience. There's other bonding experiences. Trying to force the experience might not be the best idea. I didn't say force. I was to try. I don't even think I'd want to go to a strip club, period. like whether or not a

Yeah, that's my main thing. It's like I would just be uncomfortable in general. I want to hear Billy's neutral date idea. I don't think y'all would. Neutral date idea of falconry. Nice. Just like interact with large birds of prey. Talk about the birds.

Then go hiking. There's a little hiking involved in the bird flies around you. You're a falconer. There's a falconer guide. Definitely check it out. It's something pretty. It's a great date idea. you know like you'll just talk about the birds on the drive back and just just something to look

into something for everybody on a falconry date would you be more inclined to go to a strip club if it was a conservative strip club where all the define what that would entail all the dancers star spangled bikinis all the dancers good americans uh vote red pasties yeah Yeah, maybe some pasties. It sounds like you're defeating the purpose of a strip club, though. You could just go to like a rally. Yeah, but they're naked. Donald Trump, EDM is the only thing that's on.

Oh, that would be electric. Just his speeches, like just his quotations and then EDMB Trump. All they wear, all they wear at Big T, giant long red ties. That would be cool. See, that's the thing. It's like, I think sometimes people are attracted occasionally to the things that they don't like. So, like, Arian going to a, like, a Donald Trump themed strip club with the long red ties, all that, you're like, oh, that might be nice. I've been said, I wanted to have a conservative counterpart.

Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Not to date, but, like, you know, have a good time with. Yeah. Or so, like, Big T, you go to the strip club in Portland. and all they're wearing, all they're wearing is an N95 mask, securely fitted. And that's it. That's going to be a hard no.

Stop the spread. Somewhere did that. I guarantee it somewhere did that. I want to say it was Toronto. They had a, during COVID, they had a drive-through strip club. So it was. Scrippers probably had it to. worst during COVID.

Pretty sure people that got COVID had the worst during COVID. I retracted my statement. They were essential workers. So Big T, you've never been. You're probably never going to go unless you're dragged there.

To any club, right? Yeah, like the you know, the kids here, They love to party. They love to go hit the clubs. I hear every Monday morning about what club everybody was at. And I just, I'm past those days. I can't.

You'll never find me in a club. I'll do a nice bar from 9 to 10.30. But, I mean, these kids are doing, there are, one of my good friends here, Jack McCarthy told me a few weeks ago, he was going to see a DJ at some warehouse in Brooklyn. who began his set at three in the morning. I said, you've got to be kidding me. It's wild.

I hate the sound of that. Yeah, I mean, these kids are just wild. But that's the club scene. Billy went to a club last night. Billy went out clubbing. He said, you'll never find me in one. Well, that's cap because Billy went last night. And I don't think he stayed for that longer.

Really, the line between club and bars starting to blur a little bit. Nah. What's the difference? Clubs like have they have like couches. They have, oh shit,

some bars have couches. Is this like a hill mountain thing? I feel like a club you can get bottle service at in a bar you can't. You can't. There's designated places to dance in a club. And a bar, there's open space,

but that's just like to get around from table to table. There's TVs in bars, like it's more for like a sports enjoyment kind of thing or whatever. But like clubs are like, you're here to like dance, meet people and look at your phone. In a club, I feel like you can just never hear anybody talk in a club. Yeah, it's super loud. Why is that enjoyable? I think that the bars in Nashville do it the best.

I want to hear bad things with the friends. That's what's enjoyable. Yeah, Billy, you went out to a. You went out to a club last night. That's not it. It was a bar. Was there, were you in VIP? Technically, but it was a VIP section of a bar.

You have a wristband on? Yes, but that was for other reasons. Was there dedicated tables and bottle service that was brought over? Not exactly. What do you mean? they there was buckets of beverages that were brought over were they in bottles no they're in cans what was the seating situation like there billy booths and in standing tables and what were in these booths like couches kind of you were in a club last night that was not a club that was not a club

Billy was in a club last night They were playing country music That's not a club Like in a club like country music They have country music clubs I don't know No I'm kind of on Billy's That sounds like a good club

Wait hold on all Y'all is saying they can't play Country music in a club Where's the country music club You can play country music in a bar The one you went to But that's a bar It says bar in its name

I do think that is more of a bar for sure. But it sounds like when they do the whole down shit country people do the whole down like they're dancing in four you know what I'm saying that that's a club just a country club

that's a square dance hole that's what I'm saying that's a club how is it not a club differentiate a club between that shit and in the club I think I've got a good differentiator

to be a club you have to have one of the light-up marquee signs with sparklers coming out each side that says like it's Aryan's birthday and there's girls and bikinis going like this with it. That's a couple. I don't like that distinction. I think it was a club. I'm asking Hank right now because Hank went out with Billy. Billy, I think, has to get going because he's going to tight-in university and he's going to get

laid out by Travis Kelsey today. So that's going to be fun. Billy, I'll hit you up with it when I'm done recording. It's okay to tackle me. It is okay to tackle you. Get him off you. In fact, we were saying earlier,

Billy, this is we're talking behind your back a little bit. I'm sorry for doing that. I try not to do that to anybody. But I was saying that your dream is to get slightly injured by Travis Kelsey. And then you have like a workers comp issue and you don't have to ever go to work because you can work from home. And then also when you're looking for your new apartment, you're like, well, I have to get a first floor with no stairs at all because my ankles hurt.

And so because of a work injury, I can't take an elevator or use stairs. So you guys should pay for my rent, too. I think that's, that's like despicable to financially take advantage of people like that. Despicable. Yeah, it's just like it's like disgusting. You've definitely thought about it. no i wouldn't want to like scam my way into being unemployed contrary to popular belief i like to work no not not unemployed i'm saying you would keep your job here but you would have to always

work from home and you'd see if barstle would you could expense your your new apartment because you had to get it because you couldn't go upstairs anymore okay there is some room for agreement there but okay well great episode today guys all right bill i gotta go billy Billy's got to head out. Billy, before you go, I received text message back from Hank asking him, I said, would you describe where you and Billy went last night as a club? And he said, for sure, club vibes. So earlier in this episode, no longer than probably 15 minutes ago, Billy said, you will never find me ever in a club. Billy, you were in a club last night. It's a bar. It's Jason Aldean's bar. Do they have a lit marquee that says it's Billy? Billy's birthday that with sparklers? Nope. I'm going to look into that. Jason Aldeen's kitchen and rooftop bar.

And I don't think anyone brought me sparklers last night. I can actually assure you nobody did it. I didn't say brought you one. I said, do they have it? Is it an option? I think it's probably an option. I think if you asked politely, they would bring you sparklers for Billy's birthday. So Billy's exit on this show is.

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It's a bar by day. It's like Batman and Bruce Wayne. Bar by day, club by night. Billy was in a club last night. Agreed. It's been settled. Makes sense.

We got anything else we want to talk? We were going to talk about a different topic today, but I feel like the Titanic conversation, that's hot in the news right now and getting an interview with 30 Water Don, who has a personal connection with the sub. that's a good topic for today's show. I don't, I think that we hold off on what we're going to discuss because we got into

the Titanic so hard, really a deep dive on the Titanic and the exploration today, if you will. Can we do this topic next week? Because I love this topic. Yeah, I think, I think we can and we should. I did some research into it as well. So next, we can just announce it right now. Next week, we'll do Watergate.

We're going to discuss Watergate. I have a personal family connection. to the Watergate break-in, believe it or not. That's sick. So looking to getting involved. It is kind of cool. One of the, I'll save it, but the night of the Watergate break-in, there's a person that is very close to my family that was in that office on the night,

like as the break-in was happening. It's pretty sick. Damn. Yeah. Also, everybody here should watch all the president's men if you haven't seen. seen it. Great movie. Top.

Great movie. Might be in my top 15. I like a good journalism movie. Oh, some of the best movies. Oh, what's that? The best one I've seen. Yeah, that's the Catholic. The Post.

Really good. Fire. The Post has a couple characters who are involved. I mean, it's about the Nixon administration. It's not about, it's about the Pentagon Papers, not this, but several characters that are involved in Watergate also. Yeah. That used to be like a really popping genre

It was just like movies about journalism I feel like they don't make good movies about journalism anymore They don't make good journalism anymore either So it's a pretty good correlation 27 dresses is that technically Oh good call It's a movie I've never seen 27 dresses I don't know

I can't fathom it would be about journalism He falls in love with the journalist Yeah he's writing an article about her That's a great poll McKenzie But that's not about that would be be like saying what's the movie I'm thinking of right now?

How to lose a guy in 10 days? Yes. Another journalism. I totally lost the movie I was thinking of and now I can't. Never been kissed. No, I haven't seen that. I don't know.

It'll come to me later. You like Ron Comes BigTee? Oh yeah. Never been kissed is without a doubt a journalism movie. Drew Barrymore goes back to school to write about it as a journalist.

I've never seen that. Actually, the more I think about, the more journalism movies are all rom-coms these days. Yeah. It's because they just fall in love with the reporter. Like, is Devil Wears Prada?

No, it's a fashion movie more than a journalism. I get where you're coming from. But she wants to be a journalist. The... But she's not... The bad guy. works for New York Magazine, I think. I can see that angle.

I would say it's not, but I'm just saying if we're counting those. True. Anyway, all the president's men, probably the best journalism movie ever. You like Bob Woodward? Yeah. As a journalist? Yeah. He's still around.

He's still doing journalism. He's still working? Yeah, he writes books about every president. I know he wrote several about George W. Bush. I'm pretty sure he wrote some about Trump. You know what I do remember now the thing he did about Trump.

I do remember that a couple years ago. Is that fake news or was that real journalism? I'll have to read it and then I'll get back to you. Okay. Oh, Zodiac. It was about the serial killer in the Bay Area. Yeah, that's a journalism movie. That's a fire movie.

I'm looking at like this list of like Top 20 journalists journalism movies. I've only seen like three of them. Oh, Anchorman. That journalism? Oh, yeah. Kind of. I feel like journalism movies are pretty formulaic

where they work on a story for a little bit. And then the editors, like, you've been working on this story for too long. You need to do something else. You spend too much time on this. And then they're like, no, you don't understand this is important. And then they work on their spare time. Then they uncover more shit. Then they bring it back to their editor.

editor and their editor is forced to kill the piece because of powers that are beyond his control or her control. And then later on, the editor's like, you know what? Fuck it. Let's just do it anyways. Let's put the truth out there. And then they end up putting the truth out there. And then everybody lives happily ever after. What about bombshell, the one about Roger Ailes? I don't think I've seen that one. Yeah, Scott, it's involved. It's like journalism adjacent because it's about a bunch of journalists, but I don't think, like, it's not, the story has to be, yeah, that show, what was it, inventing Anna that came out. That was a journalism show, but that stunk. That was one of the ones where the more interesting story was not about the journalism. It's about the

person. And they made it like a journalist piece. I also found out there's a series on HBO Max. It just came out in May that I hadn't heard about until I was looking up stuff for Watergate, It's called the White House Plummers, and it has Woody Harrelson in it, and it's about Gordon Levitt and what's the other guy's name? Howard Hughes. Is that his name? I don't know. I don't know anybody's name.

It was two of the guys that were covering all the shit up for Nixon. Howard Hunt and G. Gordon Liddy. Those are their names. It was a good show? I haven't seen it. I'm going to watch it today. I've heard it's good. Okay.

From the LCB guys. We're doing a review on the Jared from Subway documentary on part of my take. So I had to watch that a couple nights ago. That is fucked up. That is one of the more fucked up stories in the history of stories. It's wild. I haven't watched that yet, but this is like a random, random fact. But I actually have a picture with Jared from Subway.

I met him. like years and years ago like I think I was maybe in middle school and my that's not good no but it was like that's not when you want to meet Jared no I know but it was so funny because he was like relatively famous

then and like when I was younger I just like loved famous people I was like anyone famous like they're so not relatively Jared was famous shit he was famous yeah he was like very famous it was like in the commercials with Michael Phelps like at that time and everything and my one of my family friends like

worked for Subway and like knew him personally actually and he was like doing some meet and greet thing and I went and got a picture with him so do you have that picture yeah I have he like signed it and everything yeah um but I haven't watched documentary so maybe I won't um but it's yeah it's a it's a very random that's a that's like a journalism movie the the documentary yeah because it's the whole thing broke because the Shorty was just onto him like the She was just on to who that. She was a radio journalist, I think, or just like a radio personality, and she just was on to buddy and just got on his bumper and, like, binagled him into telling him everything. Wild.

Yeah. It's actually crazy. And as you go through it, you learn that Jared is an absolute scumbag, but there are also people that are involved in the story that are worse than him. Which ones? his business manager and his business manager's wife oh yeah yeah like some of the worst people on planet earth and Jared's up there but but the the foundation manager's wife maybe the worst person ever I think I can confidently say she's she's definitely the worst person that I've seen in any documentary like modern day documentary this bad bad

human being um but yeah i if you want to like ruin your evening and just feel disgusted with the planet then watch the the jared from subway documentary so uh my man gets at a jail i think he's slotted two thousand twenty nine jared mm-hmm wait wait that's yeah fogle must serve at least 85% of the sentence meaning he would be at his 51 years old and release his projected release date is March 24th, 2029. He's not like Dunzo? Nah, they get out all the time. That's not like a life sentence.

Well, if you watch the documentary, I'm not going to give away too much of it because we're about to review it. But the stuff that they can convict him of, that they have proof of is not like the worst stuff that he did. He definitely for sure did some really, really, like, over the top, heinous, his shit, but they don't have enough evidence to prove that in court. They just have, it's basically like hearsay

and what he told people, but they don't have any evidence that it actually happened. But the stuff that they can get them for, which was more of the like child porn and like trying to do stuff. That's what it was. He was sending like, that's what it was. He was sending texts with like his manager

or whatever like and they were going back and forth saying like basically courting people were saying, hey, look at and he was bragging about it. Like look at this one. Look at that. that one like that shit like that yeah yeah it was alluded to that he did some some like actual physical stuff with kids but they can't prove that he ever like physically did anything bad in the court of law they can just prove that he was like distributing the pictures and stuff so

they they threw the book at him with that and he got i think the maximum sentence possible when he came to that but yeah he's he's going to get out that's crazy that he's getting out just a couple years part of my cheese steak will not be entering a sponsorship with jaron from subway I'd like to announce that. Good call. Thank you. Disavow. Disavow.

So you guys want to do some voicemails? All right. Ready? Yep. This is Jack from Belmar, New Jersey. I just want to know what famous person throughout history or what president do you think would have made the best running back. Thanks, guys.

well which is it president or can we do anyone do you want to do president you want to do one of each it was president and what was the other category he just said any notable person throughout history but then he changed it to president i'll give you one of each let's see one of each let me look up how big this guy was

I just got to go with for obvious reasons he looked like the most athletic He's kind of a big target. But, I mean, like, all the dudes that were, like, semi-athletes were, like, all, like, fat. Like, like, what I think was, who was it, Teddy, actually played? Gerald Ford played football at Michigan, right? Yeah, he was a center at Michigan.

I'm saying he's a center, though, you know? Yeah, but that was back when, I mean, offensive linemen weren't what they are now. He wasn't a huge, he wasn't a big guy. True. Uh, I see, I see, I see, I see, I put up some shots. I'm just going to go with him because, uh, you know, got the, got the gene for it. It's my feel. Uh, Teddy, I think Teddy would be good running back.

He was, uh, he was a pretty good soldier. He saved football. You know that, right? Like he, he changed laws and or changed the rules to prevent head injuries. So football was about to be banned in colleges and universities. Teddy stepped in, saved the day. I imagine he, he, he, he changed. could probably he could play um i think a like a historical figure uh backed up he was huge he's

like what six two six three probably like two twenty five two thirty is who you cut you cut out when you said who bill clinton oh he always looked frail to me recently he's been frail yeah but back in the day he was he was a strong guy big guy he's a big old arkansas boy. But 6263 might be too big for running back. How tall you? I'm 6.1. And I'm tall for a runnerback. Well, then let me

give you mine, because mine's the exact opposite. I've got a nice Darren Sproul's type. James Madison, 5 foot 4, stays behind his pads, real shifty. I think he'd be a good

first and second down guy. Yeah, I'm probably threat to catch the ball out of the backfield yeah good hands I got my I got my non-president Jesse Owens oh the fastest guy of all time

you can't pick a world-class athlete great picker you put no fucking what you mean what you made great pick here and you took yeah okay I mean I'll take fucking Lamar Jackson

put him at running back we're talking about like in history bro why why not Michael Michael Johnson, he'd be pretty good at running back too. He's good at running. How about, no, I pick Usain Bolt. That's who I choose.

Well, he's, see, he says, what, six, six, six, five? That's not a good running back hype. I feel like Bessie would be a good running back. I don't know. I don't know that he's built to take hits. He's quick, he's shifty. No hands like Aaron. He's shorter than.

James Madison. Isn't he like 5.3? Oh, 5.7. I think Messi's 5.7. He gets a bad rap. I feel like 5-7 is much taller than I would have anticipated. Yeah, he's a little guy. My historical one is Genghis Khan. Got that bulldog mentality to him. East-West runner. Yeah. I think not so much a North-South guy. I think he'd put up some numbers. Honestly, Madison and Khan, first and second down and then bring in Genghis for your third down, third and three. It's time to run the football. Uh-huh.

Gangus Khan. William Shakespeare seems like he could put up some yards too. Kind of similar like slight build, very, very nimble on his feet. He already wears the big cowboy collar. Maybe he's a fullback. I don't know. It's a good call. Mm-hmm.

Let's see. Who else? from a historical standpoint. I'll tell you to be a bad running back is Abe Lincoln. Yeah. That's all. Abe,

Abe would, he's just such a big target to hit. Like, he's all shins. And couldn't take shots. So, it's true. Is that too soon?

No. Yeah. You don't want Abe in the play action, you know? You son of a bitch, I had a good joke. And then you fucking upstaged it like an asshole. No, no, Big T.

It was, it was, it was Dwayne Wade tossing it to LeBron. No, it's okay. You get all the shine. I feel like you get way more shot in terms of, of Big T's stepping up to the plate and absolutely delivering crushing takes on the show. No, that's okay. It was a good joke. You had a good joke, too.

Thanks. You're welcome. Thanks. Thanks. Mad Dogg, McKinsey, who do you guys like in terms of running backs? Do you have one? No. I don't know.

I don't know. This might just be more of a you guys thing. I was thinking like celebrities, like athletic celebrities. But I feel like all of them would be too, like my mind was like The Rock. He's way too big to be running back. And he played football at the University of Miami. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know who's a good size comparison for a running back that's like what about Tom Cruz is he oh he's tiny he's little but aren't running backs like usually kind of smaller yeah no Tom Cruise that's not a bad call he can't run every movie he's ever in this motherfucker is sprinting he also got butt pads yeah he has a fake ass really look up Tom in Valcary there's no way he did that look up Tom Cruise Valcary ass I'm not I'm not, but this isn't like implanted into his body. No, it's like he's wearing like, uh, he's like, oh, well, that's different. No, what?

It's not like he got like a BBL. Right. Well, he's just wearing a costume then. To make sure his ass looks fatter. Okay, but you made it sound like he got a Kim Kardashian like injection. Oh, no, no. He didn't get like a BBL positive. Was it in regular life or like, no, it was for a movie.

It was for a movie. Oh, was it Valkyry? Oh, yes. Yeah. I feel like Tom Cruise and then I don't know presidents like that that would be good running backs I just that's not my yeah that that's my that's my where my issue lies no just pick one um Harrison he went to Miami I'll give him I don't know is that a good one I don't know I don't know anything about him yeah sure yeah right next question what about Wesley Snipes who's that Wesley Snipes I feel like would be a good running back yeah oh Action star. He was good in Major League. He was quick when he played Willie Mays Hayes. That's true. He's an athlete. Yeah, he's an athlete for show. White men can't jump. White man can't jump. Yeah, he was doing his thing. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I like that. I like that. Great.

Yeah, I don't know. That's, this is not my question. Do you want to do another voicemail? Yeah. Hey, what's up, guys? This is Chris from Austin, Texas. Just quick, a little question for y'all. I just wanted to know, as you guys were growing up, what was your favorite meal that your parents or grandparents would make for you all? Also, second part of the question, now that you have to cook your own meal sometimes,

what's your favorite meal that you could cook for yourself or others? It's about it. Pretty easy. And I got a quick, what's my beef? and my beef is with Aryan and Big Tea that's be too crazy I just want to see

what's going on with that content of you guys going to games together I feel like you guys always talk about going to games together or making plans and nothing ever comes out to light I feel like that series could be really great just to see Big Tea and Aaron getting fucked up at a game

but anyways guys stay beautiful and y'all take We do want to film a pilot for that. I feel like once we're in Chicago, it would probably be easier. We don't have much time left before then. But at some point, this fall-ish, let's plan to... Go to Soldier Field. Soldier Field, we could go to Northwestern.

Anywhere. We can go to some, like, obscure thing, a play, something, all that. But you can't talk during a play. Yeah. I like that. Who can't talk to her to play? Anyone. People in the audience.

They will kick you out. Yeah. You mean an outdoor play like Shakespeare in the park. That's what kind of a bit. But to answer the question, my mom, there's two things that she made that were fired. She made this pot roast. It was just the meat was so amazing

And she put all these veggies in there The potatoes were just You could just crush them with your pinky It's just so delicious And then the other thing She made these things called homemade pizzas She called them It was like

What's the long breads called The French bread? That's good stuff Yeah she would take French bread She would cut them in four It's like half And then cut them in half And then she would put

You know, put pizza toppings on that show And bake them That shit was fire That was a treat when she did that what do you make now arian what's your what's your go to now my go to is like breakfast like any breakfast my breakfast sandwiches are a hit i could i could i could cook like i just don't choose to but breakfast was probably my my go to that's good that's good my uh my favorite meal grown up was was mimi's chicken my grandma and uh

In North Carolina, she was a great cook. She made great southern food. And her fried chicken was incredible. I always said it had more protein. That's why I liked it. I liked her fried chicken more than anybody else's because of protein. But it would always be two pies that would be in the refrigerator when I'd come to visit that she would make from scratch.

And then she would make her fried chicken. Also, she'd make tomato sandwiches that she'd get the tomatoes from the garden in the back. And that was simple. It was like fresh tomato, mayonnaise. salt pepper white bread and that's it and summertime tomatoes so good but yeah her her chicken it was like a little bit different from Popeyes or KFC it didn't have that much breading it was like a light light coat of breading on it but god damn it was so good so she also made a ton of casseroles which I loved but Mimi's chicken was my favorite meal grown up by far if I'm cooking

I've been making a lot of steaks recently but I'm nasty with dumplings I make I make a good Chinese I've perfected the art of that, which is, it's a big process because you've got to like make the meat. You've got to take the wrappers, fill the wrappers, seal them up, steam them or fry them, whichever way you want to go. And so it's like a, it's like an afternoon evening thing that you do. It's like a process. You have a dumpling wrapping party. That's always fun to do. So I'd say, I'd say my dumplings are probably the best meal that I made.

But I, in New York, it's tough to make because you don't have that much room. You got to like get this big ass steamer out, set them to the side once they're done, wait for them to cool while you're making the next batch. I'm going to do a big dumpling party this summer in Chicago for sure. Also, I'm nasty. I'm nasty at uncrustables. Do you do something with those or just open them? I open it and I put it in the air fryer.

So that, well, that's why I was asking some people like fry them. Well, I use the air fry, which is like a small convection oven. So it's not like an air fryer is. Okay. Some people do both. Some people actually fry them. So you put them in oil and you fry them in the pan? Yeah.

I bet that that'd probably be pretty good. I know what an air fryer is. Yeah, that was kind of wild. That was insane. That was crazy. I don't even remember what I was going to say before that, no. I'm so mad. I'm sorry.

I thought you were saying the air friar was a friar. No, I was asking because some people fry them. them anyway. I don't even remember what I was going to say. Yeah, he fucking snapped. Whatever, whatever, go then do the next one. Wait, what about you? What did you? What do you make? And what did you like to eat growing up?

My dad made outstanding French toast, which is why I get upset now when I go somewhere and get French toast and it's, there's flowers and I mean, we've been over that. You gave me a good recommendation this weekend. Yeah. I can't cook anything. I don't, I don't even try. Really? Not at all?

No. Wow, I thought you'd be a little chef, man. No. I let other people handle that. Like, so do you constantly just eat out? Here a lot, yeah. I'm going to try to not do that as much when I moved to Chicago and have an apartment that's not the size of my shoe. That's fair.

I ate ramen noodles every day after school growing up by my like my I called them nanny noodles or like by my aunt that I called nanny When you say ramen is it from the package or like actual rom? No from the like package like straight up and I didn't realize like growing up Kind of like how I really thought Long John Silvers was a delicacy I also thought ramen noodles were a delicacy growing up And I'm shocked to I don't have like high cholesterol due to that like every single day after school I'd have them

and she would hit them with a ladle before they she would cook them so that the noodles were smaller instead of just like putting the whole packet in the boiling water um so now that's what I have to do because then I eat them with a spoon instead of a fork and I get all the broth um so ramen noodles now I'm really good with a crock pot I have a mini crock pot in my apartment I throw a ton of shit in the crock pot and I love the crock pot. You're explaining the big tea with a crock pot is? Yeah, so it's like basically a slow cooker. You can put stuff in the morning and then when you come home from work, it's ready.

I hate this show. Crock pot or I make a good buffalo chicken dip. I love buffalo chicken dip. Yeah, I make a good buffalo chicken dip. Mackenzie I would say like probably like

chicken parm or like chicken cordon blue my mom made really good growing up and then now I do

I cook but not well I do a lot of like bowls so like rice with like veggies and chicken or like meat that's like my go to

or like cassidias I make a lot of cassidias. But yeah, I'm not the best cook. Arean, did they have, do you have Publix in Texas? I think so, yeah. Have you ever been? Well, McKenzie said Chicken Parm. Publix recently just put out a chicken parm chicken tender sub,

which the Publix chicken tender sub is goaded for those who know. So I'll be back in the South in two weeks and I can't wait to try it. I want to review on that. Absolutely. I'll be in Florida for July 4th. Okay. Public's chicken to their subject, like the Buffalo one, have you had that? So good.

First public's run that first Saturday morning going to be legendary. I'll send you all videos. Yes, please, please do. You would not expect a grocery store sub to be as good as it is. It has no business. But like, yeah, going to the grocery store the first day, that you're like at the beach is a outstanding experience.

Yeah. Yeah. Agreed. Especially if it's a public. No rules. What's the wildest you've ever gotten at a grocery store at the beach? I mean last year, so the Publix is right next to

my girlfriend's dad's house. So it's, I mean, it's walking distance, a two minute walk. So we, I went four or five times throughout the week

and just got, I mean, run out of some, I'd go back and get it four more. Like, I, I've frequented that Publix, and I look forward to doing so again. I think I bought three 12 packs of Mr. Pib in a week. You're a Mr. Pib guy? Yes, and you can't find it anywhere. You can't buy it. The only place that has it is Chipotle.

And, like, but you can't buy, like, stores don't have it here. Mm-hmm. Nowhere. And on Amazon, it's like $80. It's crazy. Crazy. You can't find it. But they have it. I know. Is that the same thing as Pib Extra? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It used to be called Mr. Pib. No, it's called Yeah. I just didn't know if there was a difference between it because I remember when they rebranded. Yeah, no, they just called it something new. But they have it at that public. I was in a store the day. I forget what it was some sort of fast food maybe. Maybe it was a Taco Bell. No, no, it was a culvers there's a culvers in austin and we stopped in colvers to get at a butterburger and they

had mellow yellow at the soda machine old school mellow yellow that the color that is in mellow yellow is it's basically like the uh the macrodosing logo that type of like yellow green it is it is insane it looks like kind of a highlighter like if you take a fistful of vitamins vitamin B and then you go to the bathroom two hours later that's the color of mellow yellow Do they still make mellow yellow? I don't know. They had it here. I've had a bunch of, like, remember Serge?

Remember Serge? Oh, yeah. Yeah, they had a bunch of those kind of that never really caught on. And there's always one that pops up. Surge was an all-time sleepover soda. It's like you're going to drink some surge and you're going to be up till 4 a.m. playing crazy taxi. My version of Serge was Vault.

That was a little bit after y'all's time. But Vault was kind of like the. the reintroduction of Surge. We're still consumers, though. I know, but it was like, you had to be 11 at that time to really appreciate Vault. Yeah. I would imagine that Surge was only purchased by, you know, mostly middle schoolers and then a significant gap in age. And then, like, people who worked in manual labor that had to stay up at night.

And that was their sort of choice. Was this actually an energy drink? I thought, I don't think it was. Did you guys ever have jolt? Never heard of my One of my dad's friends His son died after you drank it He had like some kind of

Condition I forget what it was But it kicked it up like it started it And he died from I don't think it was it was from that But it started his I forget what he had It's like too much caffeine Something happened something happened but he had a condition though so it wasn't like but i remember he was like i think it was like 10 10 or 12 or something

like that 10 yeah so that because of that i never tried it rip yeah that would actually make some people go out there and want to buy it no question greatest advertisement in the world yeah all right uh good episode today yeah man we got to the bottom of the titanic without paying $250. Yeah, yeah. The cheapest exploration you'll ever have. But thank you guys for listening. We love you guys.

We're going to be back next week. And we're going to do Watergate, Watergate on Thursday's episode. So stay handsome, stay gorgeous. And we will see you guys next Tuesday. Love you guys. I don't know I don't know. Oh!