Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - We're Moving To Duluth! | NANODOSE

Episode Date: April 4, 2023

On today’s episode Billy and Big T are in the studio and Arian and PFT join remotely to discuss the best break up songs, Twitter and Elon Musk, DogeCoin and facts about Duluth, Minnesota. (00:09:31 )Break Up Songs (00:20:00) Elon & Twitter (00:26:08) Duluth FactsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/macrodosing

Hey, macrodosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music? Right. All right, Billy, can we record a preemptive apology? The old, like, hey, this is Billy football, and I'm about to say a fact that I later find out isn't true. Yeah. And then we can put that in before Billy starts with his Duluth fact. Hey, this is Billy.

Just wanted to comment. I'm about to say a fact that isn't entirely true, but may have inspired. some things. Billy's fact was inspired by true events. Welcome back to nanodosing. It is Tuesday. It is April 4th. April 4th be with you.

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Mad Dog and McKinsey on the ones and the twos. I don't know who's on the one, who's on the two. But the whole squad's here. I'm in sunny, beautiful Lake Charles, Louisiana. Just hung out with Arian yesterday, played some golf. Today, played more golf. Kept track of every single shot, not to Brad. like I shot a 119, legit 119, and I had back-to-back birdies.

I birdied the toughest hole on the entire course. Yeah, I saw that look, Arian. It's just a very inconsistent score. Yeah, you back-to-back birdies with a 119. Back-to-back birdies with a 119. And I can attest to it because I was playing with Jake Marsh, who's the most honest man in the world. And so he saw all these shots

He saw every shot that I took If I hit a drive directly out of bounds I would tee it up again And I'd hit three I was playing legit, legit golf But I drove past the green on a par four It went like 315 yards It was sick

And then the next hole was a par five And I piped my drive And then hit a little four hybrid off the deck About 230, 235 To within maybe five, 10 yards of the green chipped up putted for my birdie back-to-back birdie's 119 salute man that's that's that's that's that's a better feeling in sports than getting a birdie man maybe eagle i haven't had that yet but it's just a great it's just a great feeling you feel untouchable

it kind of sucks though because i once i got that birdie i was like well now i'm gonna have to play golf for the next five years because this feels awesome yeah it's they that that'll definitely sink his hooks in you and keep you coming back for sure so what do you guys think of that trash talking that was going on. I love trash talking. I think it's total, like, BS that everyone's giving her such a hard time.

Angel Reese. I think if you have a signature celebration and somebody beats you, they are allowed to do that signature celebration right back at you. I have a beef with the signature celebration. All right? You can't see me shit?

I've heard a whole bunch of people to be like, she's got it from John Cena. no it's not where it came from that shit came from Tony Yeo G unit it should not come from John Cena I just wanted to clear the air on that shit

that shit that shit that was bothering about that situation more than anything that they kept giving John Cena the credit for that shit I don't know why but proceed I'm guilty of thinking that I thought it was the John Senior celebration yeah it's the Yale man

I mean John Cena had some pretty problematic bits back in the back in the day he did i don't know enough about johnsina i mean he he kind of was the og like he literally pulled an elvis like hardcore what like i got fat a pedophile pedophile elvis was a pedophile oh yeah more or less than michael jackson michael jackson is not a pedophile elvis had a relationship with it would it would a young girl. I thought that was common knowledge.

Am I buddy? I didn't know that. Elvis relationships with young. I thought he had like a 14 year old or 15 year old or something like that. I bug it? I don't think I'm wrong.

Hmm. Oh, geez. Oh, fuck. Wait, this is just one book. This is one book. He was 21. She was 14. That's pretty young

That's pedophilia Yeah Ah fuck All right Elvis you cancel Unlike Michael Jackson Who is not guilty of that Proceed

He was never convicted Controversial book claims I mean that would be something You'd put in a book to sell 60 years later Look at you Mansplaining pedophilia for Elvis It don't mean the music

Wasn't great dog Plenty of bad people made some great shit. I'm just saying. Damn. I am a fan of separate the art from the artist.

Can somebody out there like any real Elvis stands tell me some Elvis tracks I should be looking into because I never got into Elvis's music. I like suspicious minds.

That's a good song. Dude. But besides that I need more. Actually, join you hear the best, the best Elvis was Elvis right before he died in Vegas when he was

all swollen because he was on so much prescription painkillers and that was just like when he was singing like you could feel the emotion and pain in his voice more than any other time in his life like that's when he was like i think there's this one elvis Vegas uh what's the song you got any Elvis tracks for me yeah uh blue suede shoes that's not bad yeah i'm not a bad fan but yeah i just don't know why his music hasn't seemed to stand the test of time like the Beatles you know

Like, you can listen, you can put a new Beatles song as the Beatles? Yeah, you can, you can listen to the Beatles right now, and I will give you like 10 absolute bangers by the Beatles and we'll like. Unchained, Unchained melody. Vegas is, I mean, Elvis's Unchained melody live when towards the end of his career was when he was like belting like, because no one loved him. And he was just like, I need your love. And that's what you can really feel the emotion. Wasn't that a righteous brother song, though? I'm not being that part up

Yes, but the way Elvis performed it live Was insane Okay, so he's really good at covering other people's music Yeah Yeah, Unchained Melody was by the Righteous Brothers But I'll give Elvis's rendition a chance on that one But yeah, like a lot of people from the 50s 60s Their music still stands up and you can listen

I was just talking Hank the other day I put Hank onto the Beatles And so Hank's like, yeah, Beatles are fucking They're great. They're great rock band. You can introduce kids to the Beatles. You put on like a hound dog for a zoomer, and they'll let your iPad on fire. American Trilogy is also amazing by Elvis.

Okay. Listen, I'm open to being convinced that Elvis Presley's music still stands up, but I just, I need to hear the right songs, I guess. I've never had a home girl. I grew up with who's like a super duper Elvis fan, like had a nigger poster. and shit dressed for the 50s like super Mexican jump and she just loved this dude

and I just have never gave him the chance I'm not saying he's good I'm not saying he's bad I'm just I just never have given him an opportunity Kentucky rain is a banger of all times

okay Elvis is actually Elvis has great breakup music I'm just I'm just you know sometimes you just end up in weird parts of musical like

Elvis was the original emo yeah Elvis Elvis was the OG sad boy even Christmas Christmas he's sad I think that's always sad I think viscerally I never gave him a chance just because the the narrative

growing up was he just stole all his shit from Black folk yeah he did that's that's a fact I mean he took African American music hound dog was it was a hit before that or it was a well-known song before that if you listen to African-American music

and Elvis was like, no, it's me, baby. And so I wrote this, I'm a 19-year-old from Memphis, Tennessee. He had swag, though. Yeah, that's what, so from my understanding, like, he was super, I don't think he ever tried to hide the fact that he got his music from Black Folk,

but that's why I just never really fuck with him. Like I said, I don't know, not going to judge him good or bad, but I don't think he ever hit that fact and I don't think he was ever I think he actually gave him a lot of props too like I think he like

Harold and James Brown and them kind of cats I think he was very forthcoming when it came like to shit like that I do think he was very emo I think he's great what are the best

musicians to listen to when you're sad I like Tracy Chapman Taylor Swift Juice World is probably the saddest of sad boys RIP but Elvis Walk

so Juice World could run PFT you said you said Tracy Chatman Have you listened to Luke Combs' version of Fast Car? No. Blows it out of the water. Make me cry? Oh, it'll make you miss bitches you've never met before.

Amazing song. I want to miss pitches I've never met before. That sounds awesome. That's my barometer for if a song is an emotional banger. So who else falls in that category? That's a good question. I'd have to go. Let me, I have a playlist.

of that and I'll go through it and I'll let you know songs that'll make you songs of the unknown host that actually would be such a good playlist Lil peep

Hang on That's So Taylor Swift has really good ones To Neil Arts To Neil Arts Great country artist With a lot of songs That would fall into that category

Okay I'm kind of thought me right there Big T. Carlin women bitches That shit kind of threw me a little It's you know It's not like that It's just

There's a reason why You're missing them That threw me for a loop I just I just threw me I didn't expect Jack Brown band has some Oh yeah We'll move on

You're right Zach Brian Chris Stapleton Stapleton Stapleton Turn on Stapleton Yeah

Stapleton I can get sad To some Stapleton for sure Jake Scott Jake Scott has some good ones Yeah to your point Matt Doug, Taylor Swift, when you put on, what's that, the 10-minute song, All Too Well? Oh. You're a fan. I know. When you put on All Too Well, I do, I get into that mindset where it's like, man, I just broke up with somebody I wasn't, I don't even know. I understand exactly what Big T's saying.

I was listening to that this morning, that song. It's so good. It's too long. If you're in the right mood. Taylor Swift, every breakup I've ever been through, I have a Taylor Swift playlist for. Lips of an angel. a secret but I kept you like an oath shit slapsed me like a secret but I kept you like no and you were tossing me car keys fuck the patriarchy

yeah lips of an angel by hinder interesting terrible message of the song but I don't know what the fuck y'all are talking about we should swap playlist like y'all shit just because I mean it's a different world so it's like y'all should give me a list of y'all's break

songs and I'll give you a list of mine and then we'll just swap playlist. Okay, Big T, I want to put you in charge of the official I'll send you all this one right now. Send it to Arian and then Aaron you send Big T your breakup songs. And then I don't have the actual list. If you all use Spotify, we can make a collab playlist. Yeah, make yours make one on Spotify. Do you have Spotify? I do have Spotify. Yeah, make a playlist and then you and Big T can swap and then on on Thursday's macro dosing we can do a review i have a public spotify account i put a lifting playlist uh on that we could we could use to make a macro dosing breakup playlist i like that

i've really you're you're mad at gains that you never got to have no it's a really good lifting playlist no let's let's do it let's do it with big t curating his breakup music and then Aaron curating his, then we'll do some swapsies. And you guys can discuss what you thought of the other person's breakup list. Oh, I got the bangest. Oh, my God. This one just gave me chills reading the title. Oh, actually, I've got maybe the best all-time, the best all-time breakup song.

I'm surprised I didn't mention it until now. People are probably yelling at their headphones right now at home being like, how come you haven't said this yet? Aaron, do you know what I'm about to say? No, I would love to be able to finish it. sentence like that. But I was saying it depends on the kind of breakup you have too. There's different kinds of breakup. There's a like I miss you breakup and there's a like I hope you die breakup. You know what I'm saying? Like those are different breakup. So it's like which one are we

going for anyone or which what we're going for? There's there's Kim and then there's have you ever heard Kim? Oh I thought you didn't finish the joke. I didn't know where you're there's like there's high school and then you just stop talking. There's there's Taylor Swift high school breakups and then there's like kim i think those are the two ends of the spectrum breakup yeah i was thinking about sad music like sad forlorn songs and the greatest all-time breakup song and this cannot even be debated so i'm just going to end this conversation nothing compares to you by prince it's the best i haven't heard that erie you've ever heard it i don't think i've heard that allow me to bless you with nothing compares to you by press and

it's it's uh it's the number two and then the letter you i think shnate o'connor i think he wrote it for schnade o'connor but he also recorded himself there's a great version out there sung by chris cornell yeah which is probably that's probably the best version of it um so listen to nothing compares to you either by prince or by chris cornell and it's it's an r p prince r p prince yeah both of them they wrote songs are too sad for this world I'm like I'm like I'm like going through my now this is weird though because I like I have like

I created a list or a playlist that said breakup on it and now like if like somebody goes through my Spotify it sounds like it looks like they're actually bad actually making a playlist I just found I just found a really good one recently from TikTok which sounds bad but Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac oh that oh yeah i'll be yeah you will never get away from the sound that a woman actually pretty much pretty much

anything by fleetwood mac could fit on to this list anything on the rumors album is a very good breakup song but that one specifically that's been circulating tic-tok because of the new daisy jones and the six show and um very good and there's a video accompanying it of stevie nick singing it to lindsayingham and it is oh so good I can still hear you saying you will never break the chain yeah great song wow okay I feel better

just talking about breakup songs for some reason Big T yeah I sent you all a playlist we can collaborate on a macro breakup jam You already made well I just copied all of mine onto a new one and sent it to y'all and y'all can add yours

Okay, but I do want I do want Arian to make his own Separate from ours I am, I'm making Okay, so do that and then Copy all of those into the Collaborative one Well, I want I want you to

Exclusively listen to Aryan's breakup list And then I want Arian to listen Yes, make solo ones And then put them all together into one You know, how you remind me Is this a breakup song? Is this a breakup zone? Have you heard that's life about Frank Sinatra? Is that that's like

That's what people say Like when I Actually did go through a breakup Not recently But one before I had I actually banged the shit out of this song Like It felt good

Because it was like Depressingly optimistic Yeah Romeo and Juliet Dyer Straits That's just a good song Yeah But it's also a breakup song

Romeo was a pedophile Add him to the list Tim and Elvis would get along swimmingly. Get him out of here. Did you realize that was just the time was wrong. Big T, what are you teed off about? I might have two today. So first, I'm just sick of Elon Musk running Twitter.

Have you seen what's on there today, what today's is? I am not. So if you go on Twitter or are you on a desktop right now? I am. So I don't know if it's on the app. because I didn't see it earlier but if you go on a desktop just go on there

and see if you notice anything out of the ordinary Yeah Okay Let me see here It's bad podcasting But should only take a second Doge just popped up

And Doge is on the home screen Yeah so that's that's the new He's replaced the bird The logo with the Doge logo Um I guess I guess A capitalist

Has put his interest over the better good of a community? Is that what? Well, no, I don't think I'm beside myself. I don't think, well, it might have something to do with his own interest. Actually, I'll get to that in a second. He's doing a pump and dump. Wait, wait, did it pump?

It's pumping hard right now. Actually, you should sell. You should sell your Doge right now. This is the worst fucking thing ever because I, I bought Doge like three years ago, right? Whenever, whenever it first came out, and I bought it before it spiked up in value. And it spiked way up I think I put 500 bucks into it And it turned into like

$25,000 worth of Doge Yeah And then it then it dipped way back down But it was still worth like $4,000 out of the 500 bucks I put into it And yesterday Last evening

The Doge that I've been holding for three years I fucking sold it last night I liquidated all my doge Last night Are you kidding? No, so I could take the money from that And then bet on the national championship game And now it's up 33%

That's hilarious The very next step This motherfucker just cost me $1,300 Well, it's yeah Oh my God, dude, you sold it last night Yeah It's pretty funny

It was up to 10 cents Oh wait point Yeah 10 cents today So if you sold it less Okay, well So what I was gonna say is It went up 10 cents times what it was last night.

What some are theorizing online is Elon Musk is apparently in a $250 billion racketeering lawsuit in relation to Dogecoin. So people think this is, he's burying search results so that if you Google Elon Musk Dogecoin, what comes up is him making it the Twitter logo. But I'm just sick of him doing all sorts of dumb stuff. shit because the website sucks now that was my first one um the second one i'm sending a picture for blue check hell no i still have it i was told it was going to go away on april first uh it's still there it says this account is verified because it's either subscribe to twitter blue

or as a legacy verified account it will be a cold day in hell before i will pay i want it gone i don't want it anymore um i do think the one benefit to having the blue check is you can post longer videos if you have Twitter blue. I don't have Twitter blue. I haven't bought it. I don't plan on buying it. But you can post a long video as opposed to whatever the limit is like two minutes or whatever. Yeah, I don't care about that. The only reason I've been unverified this whole time. Pretty strong of it. Just in life. Yeah. I'm unverified. Because once you become verified, then it's like, oh, like you can actually be held accountable for your actions. Um, as up to this point, it's just been, you know, really is against fact checking in all facets. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

personal identity. Yeah. But actually you're the, what's it called? Interaction rate is actually half as much if you're not on Twitter Blue. So your tweets will do better and you will get better exposure if you buy Twitter Blue. That's the open source, the code, and it showed that it was up to like four times less if you didn't have the check.

So like it kind of would be like a work expense. Like if I post a blog, I wanted to get as many clicks as it can. But, like, I literally tweeted earlier this morning. I was like, just I'll pay for the Twitter Blue, but don't give me the check. I just, I just want to stay. I mean, interactions are part of our job. Wait, why do you want to, why do you want to pay for Twitter Blue? Because the perks, the perks of the interaction rate.

And, like, I don't actually want to be, have a checkmark next to my name. I just want the interaction rate. You don't want people to make fun of you and do that this motherfucker paid for Twitter. he's probably going to make that an option like if you let me be unverified I'll pay for Twitter Blue the most recent thing that he did where it says now this account is either verified like Big T said

either because they're a Twitter Blue subscriber or because their legacy checkmark or whatever that's the next step to that because he's just trying to make it so that people that pay for Twitter don't get made fun of for paying for Twitter so he might give you that option Bill you might get your wish I do like though that your first thought just was, uh, how can I use this to justify work paying for it? Uh, as a business expense?

Yeah. Hmm. No, I, I think it's like a hundred bucks a year. I mean, yeah, I don't, I don't know. The only thing is like with the, with the videos, it'd be nice to be able to tweet out a long video. Yeah. Uh, so that was the first one. I'm just, uh, I'm not thrilled with, uh, Twitter's no fun anymore.

Um, but the second. one was this weekend, I sent the picture to the group. I saw a sign on someone's door. I will read it verbatim. Delivery people, please ring the doorbell, put packages out of sight downstairs, theft is up. Thank you. Now, I'm no rocket scientist, nor am I a package thief. But if I was, and I saw- The latter, but, and saw this on the front door, I would argue this makes it easier than just leaving it on the front porch. Yeah.

I was, I was, I was beside myself when I read this. Out of sight. It's like saying, uh, we left the key under the rock. Right. And it's crazy. Um, so yeah, I just thought that was funny. Wait, so you're implying that someone would just ring the doorbell, get let in. and then steal the packages

They would just go downstairs No, the sign says where the packages will be What if it's out of sight downstairs? What if it's a sting? What if it's a sting set up? Maybe it is. I'm going to give them the benefit of doubt and say it's a sting.

Now that I'm seeing the actual sign, now I get what you're saying. It sounded like they were just going to let them in and then put it out of sight down the stairs once you get in the door. No, there was a like you could go up the stairs into the house or downstairs into like a little cove area yeah okay now i get it so yeah i just thought that was funny but

that's bad logic good good job keeping your eyes open big tea yeah stay vigilant out there absolutely uh you guys want to get in some deluth facts talk about deluth minnesota hell yeah because the more i read about deluth the more i want to not just i'm just going to skip over the uh the relationship part and just dive right into proposing to deluth Minnesota to marry me because this it seems like the real deal I'll be honest with you Duluth seems incredible

the thing that I read about about Duluth Minnesota was that it is going to be maybe the best place in the world definitely like the best place in America once climate change starts to happen it's perfectly positioned there are surfers

that are moving to Duluth and they're surfing surfing waves in Lake Superior because they actually have waves. Lake Superior is so big that there's actually like tides and waves there. And as the climate, if you are a subscriber to the common climate change theory that parts of the United States will continue to get warmer, Duluth is positioned to be pretty much the next Los Angeles. Yeah, this has actually been a long time coming. Duluth, Minnesota was the most inner, most port that was accessible by the Atlantic Ocean. So before airplanes got invented, if it wasn't for airplanes, Duluth, Minnesota would have been the de facto shipping capital of much of the United States because it was the farthest inland port that you could get to from the Atlantic.

So, like, if you wanted to get any goods out of, you know, the Midwest of the United States, that would be the place you would go. Yeah. So you take a boat. What is it the St. is it the St. Lawrence? I think, I think literally if you, you can sail from Duluth anywhere in the world. To the, well, to the Atlantic Ocean. You can't, I don't think you can sail west.

Right. But you can sail east out to the Atlantic. and above Maine that that area yeah pretty crazy hmm so my fact i'm pretty sure y'all had stumbled upon this uh but it's just one that i found that i think in the late 18 early 1900s it was uh had the most millionaires per capita than any other city in the world and because of that like there's still like a whole bunch of big ad houses like for pretty cheap yeah that's pretty dope there's like a whole hotel

that's still there that like Andrew Carnegie used to stay at so wait because of the business there yeah so JP Morgan and Carnegie were both members at the Kitchie Gammie which is like a business club and if you still go there today it's like super super nice

but like it totally doesn't match the rest of the state almost it's like if you took something from New York like took the plaza and just like put it in the middle of northern Minnesota. That's very cool. I like the fact that there's affordable mansions out there.

You can go, I guess a lot of people move to Duluth during the, during COVID to work remotely because you could buy a giant, giant house work remotely and it would be cheaper than living in New York or Chicago. Yeah, but you also would have to be a little careful because some of those mansions have some pretty crazy stories behind it. So like there's this mansion called the Glen Sheen. mansion where a ton of murders took place um basically yes that one phase arian because i learned something interesting about arian this week when tech guy andrew was down visiting

arian and like installing all of his shit uh he was like arian how come i can't find your house on google maps it's all blurred out and apparently there was a murder suicide that took place in in his house. What? Inside of it? Inside, right in this room right behind me. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, so I guess the dude

caught his lady cheating. I think this is the, I don't know, you know, but I guess the dude, Carter's lady cheating, and she came home, he offed her, and then he offed his stuff. Yeah. Is that creepy out at all? No.

Like, they told me that, and we were like in the middle in the process of buying the house. excuse me and uh and like we got shown the shit you know we sat on it for a few weeks we moved all that and then at the very end before we signed it was like hey they sat us down it's like hey we have to let you know that you know we have to be you know honest and forthright about this there was a murder suicide and you know you have to be made aware and there's like a lot of people walk away from the situation we understand if you if you want to walk away and i was like

why would i why that shit has nothing to do with anything i don't believe in ghosts and spirits and shit. So it's like, that sucks that it happened, but how made the house a little cheaper? Yeah, yeah. How much they, I mean, they, I think they, I think the house was on the market for like maybe like 10 or 12 months

because of that fact. And so it was a little cheaper. They had to come down on price a little bit, but I'm not sure what they came down the price, but I know they walked it down because people walked away from it for that reason. I don't give a fuck. I don't think ghosts exist. So

sucks that it happened, but cool that my house is a little cheaper I guess that's crazy they're probably like finally we got someone to buy this house they found the right guy so they take houses off Google Maps if that happens

I don't know if that's I've never heard he was the first one that told me that that happened I've never heard I'll give y'all I'll drop my address in the group chat let you all check I've never Google mapped my house I don't I can't testify to that yeah so but no go ahead no just good like would they have done that because they didn't want people to google the house and find out that that happened there i'm unsure if that's like i said i can't

verify if that has actually like my shit is actually blurred out i don't i don't know it might not be related reason yeah or that if that's the reason i i don't know either one of those things that might not be the the reason that it's blurred out but that's what got in Andrew to start like asking questions about why Aaron's house is not available if you're because I think he was looking to to see what it looked like from the outside so he knew when he pulled up that he was at the right place and then he put two and two together on that so it might it might be the reason it might not be but yeah I I don't know if I would be I would probably pretend like it affected me just to see if they could knock you know another 5% off the house

or something but I don't know if it would stop me for buying a place that would suck if that's how ghost them work though you know what i mean like if that's how the after life work is like wherever you got off like you just fuck you just have to stay in that area for the rest of eternity and fuck with people that lived that like that's weird oh shit like that would suck if that's how that shit works like wherever he's it off that's elvis still looking he's still living on a toilet in los bag he's still sitting in the bathroom i think he was in method well i think he was like grace lane way he died I was it

I don't know I was in the toilet I don't know why we were Even worse Living you have to live For eternity Inside of a toilet In Memphis

I feel like you'd roam around Little Like I would If I If I ended up being Earthbound In the afterlife I would just prank

All my buddies And also like Help them But then prank them It would be so fun Billy be the sixth man You're probably Ain't seen that

You remember that movie Pia tea Yeah Sixth man. It would be a brost. They would just hang out. And like, you would, they would just start finding smearing off

ices and weird locations in the house. Who drank all the tears? It's almost like he's still here. All right. I have a good Duluth facts. Go ahead, T. Ralph Nader received 7% of all the votes he got in 2000 from Duluth, Minnesota. And then if you Google, they love Ralph Nader so much.

I googled Ralph Nader, Duluth, Minnesota once I found that out. And there's like a letter to the editor of the Duluth newspaper in 2016 that was like, the candidates are Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Where is Ralph Nader? We need him now more than ever. They still are riding hard for Ralph Nader. Yeah, good for them. Ralph Nader, he was kind of a weird guy, but I think he means well, right?

Yeah. I don't know a ton about him I wasn't keeping up with the 2000 election but well a lot of people would say that if it wasn't for Ralph Nader we probably wouldn't have Donald Trump as president right now

because everything that happened with George Bush and the Iraq war That's quite a butterfly effect but I think I think it might be fair to say that a big reason that George Bush got or that Trump got elected was in a backlash to Obama who got elected in a backlash to Trump

Bush Bush Oh, yeah, sorry, yeah, exactly Bush made Obama become president in a way And then Obama led to Trump being president in a different way I think when they realized that Bush and Obama were kind of almost one and the same That caused Trump Were they? Bush and Obama

Kind of I don't know about that I don't think that they're one of the same ways Billy I don't know we don't have to get into it but back to the glenshee mansion so basically the glenchy mansion was the basis for clue so the glenchy mansion murders

on June 27th 1977 the aged heiress to a vast mining fortune is killed along with her night nurse at glencheen a posh mansion perched on the lake superior coast the mystery became a media sensation someone breaks into a 39 room mansion and killed the nurse on the grand stairway with a candlestick, then went upstairs

and smothered the 83-year-old heiress in her bed with a satin pillow. The heiress was Elizabeth Konged-on, totally mispronouncing that, C-O-N-G-D-O-N, the last living child of Chester Congdon who earned his fortune developing the Misabi Iron Range. Glen Sheen built just northeast of downtown Duluth in 1909 was the audacious symbol of Congdon's wealth that made the murders that much more intriguing. That's interesting because I'd always wondered why the candlestick was a murder weapon and clue because it doesn't seem like it's something that anybody would be killed with.

So the person got killed with the actual candle or with the candle holder? The candle holder, the night nurse was killed. But then the heiress, the old lady, was just smothered. Got it. That was a fun fact. Also, shout out to all the people out there that hate Ralph Nader for running as a third party and for getting a bunch of votes in 2020 because they're basically just saying

well you can't have a third party because then somebody that we don't like will get elected president so let's just keep with this same two-party system that we've had forever and just put that into the future as long as you can see like that's how change happens by having a third party come in and getting enough attention enough votes that's how that's how things progress so big fuck you to all those people that hate ralph nader you a big green party guy

I don't know I don't know what the green party policies are I always assumed it was about marijuana but I don't think that that's the case Marianne William Williamson she was Green Party right Is she green? Okay so I had I had never really looked into their politics either

Well that's what Nader was right Yeah Nader was green But just in my quick little Wikipedia They have like I mean they're notoriously I guess they'd fall under left wing but they had to pull it up

they had something the interesting it's called eco-socialism so that I mean it's basically it's basically left-link stuff

I just think third parties in general it's not a bad thing to have a strong third party they're I think they're anti-war

too so I enjoy that part I'm gonna look more into it because it looks actually interesting. Wait, guys, I totally lied. The person who told me this fact was, in fact, wrong.

Clue was invented 30 years before the Glenshin Mansion murders. Wait, time of her. Did you bring a fact that was wrong to the dilute? And why'd you look it up after instead of? Because sometimes people tell me things, and then I realize that everything's confirmed. Shoot first, ask questions later. Yeah, clue.

I think the candle. stick murder weapon. So Cludeau was invented in England, and it was called Cludeau. And then Clue was what they rebranded in America. But the candlestick thing might be from it from the Glenshey Mansion murders, but I don't know about the rest. Right. All right, Billy, can we record a preemptive apology?

The old, like, hey, this is Billy football. And I'm about to say a fact that I later find out isn't true. Yeah. And then we can put that in before Billy starts with his Duluth fact. Hey, this is Billy. Just wanted to comment. I'm about to say a fact that isn't entirely true but may have inspired some things

Clue was invented in 1949 Billy's fact was inspired by true events It's like money ball This was a bring a blue fact And like you didn't think to check to see if your fact was the glenching mansion thing was all right but like i think when they like clue wasn't invented because of this murder this mysterious murder

i think some of the true around inspired the american rebrand i don't know when exactly clue came to the united states okay well no billy i mean you'll have to do some more digging into the facts on this one billy but maybe there were some things from that murder that were incorporated into a later edition of clue yeah i think that's i just wanted to get out of it because like it gets so and people are just like, this is the wrong thing. Also, it gets so annoying when people accurately tell me that I'm incorrect about something. I accidentally called the lizard king Van Morrison. It's really Jim Morrison of the doors. I'm really sorry about that. People got very, very angry. Yeah, I'm actually ashamed that I didn't, I didn't catch that in real time.

I was just letting Billy Cook and I should have stepped in and corrected him, but I didn't. I'll have to I'll have to wear that one. Yeah. But do you have an alternate Duluth fact? I have a ton more. Are they true? Yes. Yes.

Alternative Duluth fact. The only freshwater aquarium. Wait, hold on. Why are we going to building number two? We still got two people in the moon. I'm giving him an opportunity to rectify his incorrect act. Oh, yeah.

Nation's only freshwater aquarium is in Duluth where you can go and pet a sturgeon. Oh, that is cool. Sturgeon freak me out. Sturgeon are dinosaurs. Yeah, they freak me out. I want to, I want to, like, find one in the wild. In Duluth? Yeah.

Like, I feel like if you, if you, like, swam underwater and just, like, found a sturgeon, like, it, like, has some ancient knowledge of the world that we just don't understand. I feel like, in that mode, I communicate with it. Do you eat sturgeon? Sturgeon in the Black Sea create caviar. Yep. That's what it is. Sturgeon caviar.

I wonder if they have sturgeon. caviar from the Great Lakes I think it's not caviar then It's like just sparkling wine Bibbs brought some to the office Do you know what caviar is? No but you know like sparkling wine is champagne but it has to be

from the champagne region to be champagne It's like caviar is only caviar Because it comes from that region As opposed to just fish eggs sturgeon eggs from Yeah, Vibs brought some caviar into the office for lowing the bar You brought in really expensive caviar

And then really cheap caviar and he had us try both of them. Cheap caviar tastes way better. Way, way better than expensive caviar. I get oysters being expensive in like a delicacy because they're like they have a ton of zinc and vitamins in it that like get you pumped up, aphrodisiac, but also like athletically. What's caviar's like special application?

It's just expensive. Yeah. Yeah, you spread it on toast. Why is cavi? You put on Doritos. Did you put on Doritos? put any on a Dorito? I did not, but when we're at the Super Bowl, we got invited to this party. And did I tell the story here? They were, uh, it was a pretty like posh party. And they had this

one food station that had caviar bumps on it. And I was there with me, it was me Hank and Rudy. And Hank and Rudy went up to get them. And they thought that with the caviar bump, because they put it on the webbing of your hand in between your thumb and your index finger. Yeah. They thought that you were supposed to snort it like up your nose like it was actual cocaine but they just put it on your hand then you just eat it off of your hand yeah hank snorted caviar no they just thought that that's what you were supposed to do jesus christ they didn't actually don't act like you wouldn't snort caviar billy i would know what caviar is yeah but you'd probably think well maybe i can snort if it's a bump you would definitely think that you can snort caviar i only snort c4 um so

all right well billy that was a good good recovery fact so let's let's move on now we'll let other people have a turn mad dog deluth fact um they had an NFL team for four years in the 1920s um called wait they had it on i have their name deluth exkimos yes the Eskimos and um yeah that's somebody else have a fact really that somebody else have a fact well she's just helping her out Yeah. But he's right. They did have an NFL team for four years. Duluth Eskimos. Yes. Were they any good? Hold on. Let me pull it up. I have it. My friend is from around there, and she was giving me Duluth facts.

They should call their stand the igloo. That would have been awesome. Yeah. Is Eskimo problematic nowadays? I think so. That's the name of the team. I googled this real quick, because. because I thought I remember Duluth being in this movie. Do you all remember the movie Leatherheads? Yes, yes.

Yeah. That team is, they're called the Duluth Bulldogs in the movie, but they're based on the Duluth Eskimos. Yeah. But the NFL wouldn't let them use the actual name. And they were actually a traveling team because since it got so cold in Duluth, they weren't allowed to play in Duluth in November and December. So they were a traveling team.

So they moved to Newark, New Jersey. out of Duluth they packed up and moved the team they were also the first professional American football team to have a logo how about that and it's an igloo

yes it's a very cool looking igloo yeah and then a second unrelated Duluth football team carried the Eskimo's name and played at the Northwest Football League in 1936 so they never played in Duluth after they moved And it looks like they sold the team back to the league

And then that owner With that money Bought 10% of the Minnesota Vikings Brough, the jerseys are fire, fam Wait, really? Yo! Wait, PFTs are epic, fam Oh, yeah

Them sits is, I'm got, can I order? PFT, the group, like the expansion group that kind of took over from the Eskimos, the expansion group created the commanders. What? It says, so since the Eskimos, when they left and went to Newark, and then they were, then they kind of got expunged from the NFL, it says in 1932, a Boston group received the next expansion franchise. Strong circumstantial evidence indicates that it was awarded, the assets of the failed tornadoes Indians organization.

This group used it to start the Boston Braves. Oh, wait, this is, yeah. In 1933, the team has renamed the Redskins. And in 1937, it moved to Washington, D.C., where it still plays as the Washington Commanders. Let's go. I'm a Duluth-Eskimo fan. Yeah.

That's awesome. I see the jersey. We should buy these jerseys. They're five. I can't find. They're sold out. Yeah, they're on Amazon. I'm looking some more.

Can we just make them. I have a link to them on this website that makes really good, really old throwback stuff, but they're sold out of this one. Oh, these are sick. Can we just start selling Duluth Eskimo's gear? Does someone own the name? Yeah, I mean...

Or does someone own the rights to it? Let's just start dropping some Duluth Eskimos merch. And just put like a little macrodosing logo on it too. I want people buy that. Yeah, let's make our own Duluth Eskimo Shurzee. Hell yeah.

I'm going to... And just wait for them to cease and desist us. Yeah, they're all dead. They don't know how to work the internet. The ghosts. They go. But if they start hot, they go. Yeah, no, I mean, I like that.

The official, that's the official football team of macrodosing. It's a Duluth Eskimos. Yeah. Running back. Watch Dan Snyder still has the rights to it or some bullshit like that. That would be hilarious. Oh, it says there was brothers on the team, too. There's a tweet from Darren

that says the Watt brothers this was in 2020 it says the Watt brothers will be the third group of three brothers who have played in the same NFL game the Edmontons the Edmonds the Edmonds brothers did in 2019 and the Rooney brothers did it with the Duluth Eskimos hell yeah brothers Hall of famer Ernie Nevers was the star player of the NFL in 1926 and he was on the Duluth Eskimos he was a fullback I love it the NFL the NFL filed for a trademark

of Duluth Eskimos in 2019 did they get it I don't know I just see the NFL's issued a statement that the team will not play a game under this name the team has some plans for promotional and content opportunities the blue guys

if Eskimos is yeah I just see that they applied for it. I guess you can go to the trademark website. Okay. Well, I say that we make some Duluth-E-Skimo merch regardless. I just,

I went to that website, Big T, and I told them to notify me when my size is available. Love that. Okay, so Eskimo is a little problematic. That was the name of the team,

Billy. That's what me... You call them the Duluth football team. Go Moes. It's, It's okay. I think as long as you don't call anybody an Eskimo, it's okay. Yeah.

But Eskimo brothers. They were actually Eskimo brothers. The roots. There weren't that many women in Duluth. Yeah. Maybe they didn't actually, maybe they weren't actually related. They just both of them fucked the same girl in Duluth. I mean, the reason that brought most of the population to Duluth in the 1800s were Frenchmen chasing.

beaver. It's true. Do you mean beaver as in women? No, beavers. No. No. Oh, really? What were you thinking? I don't know, like, how people like are like, oh, I'm just chasing tail. I don't know if you're going to try to make that. No, Billy, definitely me that. I'm talking about wildlife here. PFT, the NFL abandoned that trademark on January 13th, 2020. Oh, hell.

All right. It's ours. It's ours. It's ours. Fuck. Yeah. Macardishing. How much, how much would it cost? I'll do like work on this. okay i'm sure this will i'm sure this paperwork will be ironclad yes um but yeah other so wait wait did mackenzie go was that mackenzie's fact no it's mine mackenzie let's let mackenzie go billy sorry okay um i had the the football team one i thought that was really cool but they also are home of the first modern indoor mall oh it's called the lakeview store and apparently was the first first modern mall that was built a lot of mall history in minnesota yeah yeah yeah because you can't go shopping outdoors it's too cold right they're responsible for a lot of food courts panda express

there was a big shout out to uh to deluth sparrow yeah sparo teens holding hands for the first time yeah out deluth a lot of eskimo bros made their start in malls mclair's Claire's in Hot Topic. Sharper image. Got to give a hat tip. Yeah. Spencer's Gifts. Kay Jewelers.

Champs Sports. Yeah. Lids. Oh, Lids. Big time. Goaded store. Antianns. Oh, so good.

Wetzels pretzels. Jamba juice. I still pop into a lids from time to time. There's one near my apartment. Do you? Bought a hat there a few weeks ago. There's lids in New York City. I'm kind of surprised they still exist.

I just, you walk into a lids and I'm transported to 2008. Big T's probably one of the only people that can actually reach the hats. They're like super high on the wall. Seeing Big T. Peruse a lids would be just a sight to see. Lids rocks. It is cool. I like, I like lids stores. It's got a very distinct smell.

Aro pastel. There are six, did you guys know that there's six different lid stores in the Mall of America in Minneapolis? No way. yeah yeah that's wild yep oh abercrombie and fitch yeah it was kind of creepy how they had those shirtless dudes outside i was friends with a guy growing up who his older his older brother was a abercrombie model that would stand outside shirtless like during black friday and stuff and like wait be covered in the in the perfume wait i didn't have that growing up there was no shirtless dude that stood outside there pictures on the wall.

No, there was shirtless dudes. There's a good documentary about, I don't remember if it's just Abercrombie, Hollister, all those, and it talks about all, I forget what it's called, but I'll find it and send it to you. It's good. That's crazy. I did not know that that was a thing.

Yeah, they would, they, I mean, they had to be, like, jacked, and they would, like, during Black Friday and, like, big, I don't know, days of shopping. They would literally just be outside shirtless of the story. So also that would mean that LFO owes Duluth, Minnesota, tip of the hat. Because Abercrombie and Fitch would not exist if it wasn't for Duluth. And then LFO, they sang that song, New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits. I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.

I take her if I had one wish. You guys don't know that song? Nope. Actually, where did Abercrombie? I don't know that by Eminem making a flip better. Yeah, yeah. LFO. LFO, there were like a massive one-hit wonder in the early 2000s.

Or how about your mother, let's go to the mall. Yeah. I mean, every single piece of information I learned about Duluth, Minnesota makes me love it more. I think we need to go. There is some problematic history to Duluth. Okay. Let's get into it. Billy came to my desk this morning shaking in his boots that we were going to get

canceled for no, that's not. One thing that happened in Duluth, Minnesota, a hundred years ago. No. It was pretty They, uh, there's a couple of lynchings that happened in Duluth.

It's all over America. Both. Yeah, but these guys were lynching everybody. You ever heard of the South? Yeah, yeah, but like, they were also going after like Finnish people. I mean, it's sad that they die But I mean, that she was America

Yeah But it was like What happened They will One time There was a Finnish dude There's a huge amount of Finnish immigrants Came to Duluth

And this Finnish dude was like World War I was happening He was like I don't want to go fight in World War I I'm just going to go back to Finland And then a bunch of Americans were like We're hanging you And then like chase him down

hung up and then if we select Duluth as the official city of macro dosing then you think that the fins

are going to have a problem with us no but then also there was another lynching I think like five years later where they lynched

three African American men got it got it well I'm sorry that happened I don't know that you can find

a city in America that doesn't have any sort of history of racial violence that's true I don't know if you can find anywhere that's totally unproblematic yeah

so just acknowledging dilutes past okay we will thank you we don't stand I missed I had a step by first thing

give me a small summary what happened uh a really Billy just was basically like yeah they lynched some people from Finland and then they also lynch

three African American people like 10 years later in like 1933 And I, then we just said, well, Billy, every, every place in America regrettably has a history of racial violence. And so, what did you have to, is that something specifically to do with Duluth? Yeah, it was, I think it's pretty much like the northernmost city where there were lynchings. Well, because it's like the northernmost city in America. But it hasn't have anything to do with Duluth.

Like, it wasn't like, was it the mayor? I don't know, like every city in America had lynchings. Like, I would venture to say every city, like almost every city in America had lynchings. Do they have like a statue of it? Do they have like a holiday? Now they do. They have a statue of them. They have a statue commemorating, like acknowledging their problematic past.

That's not the same. So it's, show me what you're talking about. Just look it up. Duluth. You don't have to like commit a hate crime to be admitted as a citizen to Duluth, right? In the beginning of it, no, I'm just. gig so no we acknowledge it just some problematic other stuff we do acknowledge other

history this is actually really funny in the panic of 1857 which was like one of the first bank runs as we spoke about uh due to the invent of Morse code and telegraphs the invent of it yeah it was a combination of invention and advent but it's okay yeah after the invention of Morse code, like people were getting information much faster. And, uh, basically everyone was pulling out their money from banks the way like we're seeing social media of causing,

causing this most recent bank run. Basically telegrams caused another bank run too because people were and it got all the way to Duluth, Minnesota because they got it by telegram and everyone started pulling their money out and leaving Duluth. And because of that, the population went way down because there's a lot of miners working, you know, loggers, fur trappers. So there weren't that many women in Duluth. There's all guys. So what happened in 19, in 1859, yeah. In 1859 of the handful remaining men, four were unemployed. And one of those was a brewer. They had a capital idea. Let's build a brewery. The absence of malt and hops and barley did not all embarrass those stout-hearted settlers. The water for brewing was obtained from a stream that emptied into Lake Superior

that came to be called Brewery Creek, as it's still known today. While the brewery was not a pecuniary success, a few decades later, it became the Fittger Brewing Company. So basically, everyone left, and it got to the point where there was only four unemployed dudes in the whole city, and one of them like brewed beer. So literally the whole city was like, oh, this guy needs a job and we want beer so they just started a brewery all right very cool it's the moniker of the city when it got into its heyday was the zenith city of the unsalted seas hmm i like it i like it a lot there was a huge socialist finish movement in a finish workers union in there during the early turn of the centuries okay rise up power to the people and

Duluth. Bob Dylan was born and raised near Duluth and claims Duluth. That's, I mean, every single thing about this place makes me love it. Even the linchins. Interlake. Say every single thing.

We acknowledge it, Aaron. We acknowledge it. We acknowledge our past. Interlake cargoes of iron, grain, coal, and stone combined to make this top voluble. port on the Great Lakes with a total of $250 million in annual economic impact. The city's harbor today welcomes over

a thousand ocean going and Great Lake freighters annually. At one point in the late 18 of the millionaires fact. And then another fact was at one point there was more stuff being shipped through Duluth than New York City. But that's a little skewed because the weight was all metal. A lot of at one point with Duluth. We're bringing

Duluth back. It's going to be, we're bringing Duluth into the noun. Make Duluth great again. You know, yeah, I like it. People have been saying. Yeah. MDMA. Oh, no, it's MDGA.

No, I like that. Make Duluthians millionaires again. Yes. MDMA. C.J. Ham is from Duluth. Pullback. Minnesota Vikings. Great player.

I think he won. He had the highest fullback assist ratio, at least one year as a professional professional athlete. Yeah, I mean, let's go Duluth. Let's go. I like it. We're bringing Duluth back. In fact, I've changed my stance on all sorts of global warming climate change issues.

I think go outside and burn all the styrofoam that you can restrict all the limitations on carbon emissions. Let's get Duluth to be a moderate climate like Southern California. One in four people in Duluth work in the medical industry. okay over 500 practicing decisions in the city which i think is one of the highest per capita rates in the country so it's a great place to get sick yeah deluth where people go to die no they go there to live because there's there's so many so many medical professionals there i do have i got i got another issue with yeah i got another issue with deluth and this is just Minnesota in general, maybe we can work together to overcome this.

A lot of mosquitoes there. So that's a lot of water. Water. Fresh water. We can get to, if we go up there, we can get citronella candles and citronella spray. Okay. All right. Problem solved.

Yep. Maybe a bug spray company could sponsor it. Yeah. Yeah. A little off. Off. Yeah. Bullfrog.

The bullfrog. I mean, I don't know, no free ads, but if you were a company that combined sunscreen and bug spray that was just like the greatest thing ever as a kid I've never heard of that you never heard of Mike no I think I think that was Dwight's friend Rolf from the office made his own bug spray and

no I'm pretty sure bullfrog yeah bullfrog mosquito yeah it wasn't yeah bullfrog mosquito uh coast bug spray insect repellent yeah that that stuff was the best no good for them yeah yeah like like peanut butter and chocolate goes together exactly all right all right anybody else have any Duluth facts they want to get into speak now or forever hold your peace when we're going um we'll check back in

i may have some i may have some dates in in mind for you off off camera okay also they have a ton of cool shipwrecks yeah we talked about this last time those get perfectly preserved because of the the microbial load in the great lakes is much different than like an ocean because of it was a glacial lake so like there's still dead bodies in there from like the 1700s the lake never gives up it's dead like they're just perfectly preserved and they're like this super cold water okay so step one one, Bill, you have to register the trademark for the Duluth Eskimos because by the time this podcast comes out, people will try to camp on that.

I think that's very complicated. I think I'm just going to email merch and be like, can we make some merch? But we want the exclusive rights to the merch. It's not that complicated, Billy, because I applied for the patent or the trademark to RG3 is no pressure, no diamonds when he accidentally let it last. I got it. Did you sell it back to him? No, there was another step in the paperwork that I never got around to.

I think I transferred it to Mike Floreo, actually, because he's a lawyer. But shout out to RG3. He says that he's going to get in on the bid for the commanders. Told rich eyes in that last week. So I have a standing offer out to RG3 to buy 1% of whatever his share of the Washington Commanders franchises if they get that team. do you fuck with him do you know i've never met him in person but we have a good relationship now it started off kind of sketchy uh when he he started playing for for the redskins at the time

because i i loved him he was so awesome i was like it brought me back to loving football watching robert griffin play quarterback for my favorite team i was like we're going to have this guy for 15 years he's going to be the best quarterback in the NFL because his rookie year was so sick then he got injured because uh we let him play on on partially torn ACL, and the rest is history. He also, yeah, that field that he was playing on was just dog shit. So then, yeah, we ruined his career. That was nice.

And I wrote a lot of columns making fun of him. But I was doing it from like a satirical point of view because he was so good. And the media was like starting to trash him. They were like, this guy doesn't play. It was like the Lamar Jackson debate. It's like this guy doesn't play quarterback. He runs too much, that sort of thing. And so I had a lot of time on my hands that I spent writing about RG3, but in like a joking fashion

because I loved him so much. He didn't understand that I was joking about him, that it was like I was actually on his side. And so he was, I think, the first celebrity to block me on Twitter. And he had me blocked in like 2012, 2013. And yeah, we have a long history together. But since then, we've grown closer. online he actually went on the lebitard show last year and was talking about you know his emerging profile on twitter and uh doing broadcasting and all that stuff and he he talked about

our our history that we had together and how one of his biggest trolls eventually they they buried the hatchet and so i would call him an online friend but i haven't met him in person yet we've been circling around that for a while so the the day that i get to finally meet rg3 i think that'll be a big big moment for both of us. But, yeah, I hope he gets a piece of the commanders. I think it would be good. I think it would be good for the city. It'd be good for him, good for the team,

and hopefully good for me if he lets me buy a piece. That was a really sweet story, man. Yeah, sometimes the internet can be pretty cool. Yeah, it's like a movie. I'm going to marry him. I'm going to kidnap him. The troll turned lover. This is going to be like, what was that movie with Robert De Niro?

I think it was called The Fan. Pity, have you heard about that? I think it's Robert De Niro and Wesley Snipes And Wesley Snipes plays for the San Francisco Giants And then Robert De Niro was like a diehard, like Super fan of the team And he starts stalking Wesley Snipes And then eventually

I think I have seen that, yeah, I think I have seen that actually Longestaville Yeah, I came out in the 90s, I think I want to say mid-90s for that I think you'd like a big T Yeah, this looks weird yeah it's about baseball you love baseball i do love baseball i went to the white socks astros game this weekend that was dope i'm curious i'm curious your thoughts real quick uh as

someone who you you enjoy going to baseball games but you don't like follow baseball really uh did you notice a big difference in the game with the pitch clock and did you like it more or did you even know that was a thing i didn't know it was a thing and i didn't notice that it was a thing no so they've added a pitch clock this year and games are like 20 minutes shorter why would they do that specifically for that reason but people i thought that's one of the sports people like that it's long i like i do yeah i mean i'm i'm new to i'm new booty but that's going to the baseball games like one of my favorite things that's like fun and i think on tv over the course of 162 games, I will enjoy it more. But I went to the Braves games in D.C. this weekend.

And the game yesterday was two hours and 17 minutes. And I was, I feel like I just sat down. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, shoot, at least three. You know what I mean? I found myself rooting because it was the White Sox and Astros. And I don't care who wins any baseball game. But it was a good game up until like the last couple of endings and I'm rooting for any team to score to make it even so we can go to extra ending you know what I just enjoy myself at baseball games I don't I don't maybe that's just me or I don't I don't know where's that coming from uh it was the goal was to capture more of an audience who thinks baseball's too long too boring whatever to which I would say those people aren't going to watch if the games are 17 minutes shorter or whatever

yeah uh but most people seem to really love it. So I was curious if you, I guess you didn't know it was a thing, but I didn't know this thing. But I did. I got some unfortunate news, y'all. I, uh, I did. I fell off the wagon. I wasn't, I wasn't going to drink till my birthday. But what happened was, I had got a suite for the whole family. So the whole family was in town. So I was like, we bought this big suite. And, uh, everybody was just, it was like the third, fourth thing. And everybody's drinking, having a good time. I just caved. And I was like, fuck it. Let's do it. And I just got super lit and had an amazing time

so fun and then I was a little I was still a little drunk the next day when we did the golf thing with PFT next day and Big Cat so but I enjoyed myself it was fun yeah I knew when you were at the game

when you said that you were going to get the suite I was like the Aryan's definitely going to drink because you can't go to a daytime baseball game and not have a beer it's just I held out four innings I held out four innings though longer than most Longer than most

Yeah And to Big T's point The pitch clock Is built for TV It's great for TV Right But a lot of times People go to baseball games

So they don't have to go to work Or so that they You know They're doing it Specifically because it's Four hours where you can go Have a couple beers Hang out

Take it easy for a while Enjoy the beautiful game that we love But they're They're not really looking to get in Get out of the ballpark In two hours necessarily Because then it takes you Then you start doing

the math where it's like, well, it took me an hour to get here, and it's going to take me an hour to get out of here, and that's as long as the game is. Yeah. I don't like it. Now that I'm thinking about it. I think it's going to be good on TV. You and I are going to do a baseball game soon, so we'll pay attention to it. I bet. I know this. There was a pitcher. I don't remember, which was as soon as they took them out, the white side started fucking up. I don't know enough about it. They should kept that in again. Which game was this? Saturday?

Saturday. Saturday, White Sox, they took it. Because he was balling. I don't understand. He gave up two base hits. And after that, which was, I mean, sure, it's base hits, but he wasn't giving up the booty like that. Then all of a sudden, hell broke loose.

And then they ran away with it. They brought in two more pictures after that. And I was like, and my stepdad is like a super white socks fan. He's White Sox fan So he was my, you know He's my big T-filling He's like telling me how to shit goes and all this stuff And I was like, am I fucking up

But they should not have took him out? He's like, hell no, they fucked up It was Lucas Gialito, yeah He's a really good pitcher But it's early in the season They don't want to let guys go like too long Okay, well then that's like Well, long season

I recognize Yeah, long time I like that analysis though Aaron If you want to put that in a quote card They should have kept that in Aaron Foster on White Sox pulling Lucas Gialito He went five innings Five hits three runs two earned

Yeah Aaron Foster on the White Sox pulling Lucas Gialito in the six inning I never thought Aram would have a strong Lucas Gialito take I was I was hot Because I wanted it to go to extra endings You know what I was having a good time We got to get you We had to get you on a podcast with White Sox Dave discussing the Lucas Gialito situation

I'm sure he'd have some interesting takes on that I'm excited though to watch baseball on TV this year I think it's going to be great for television no actually the fact that it's going to be so much shorter is actually such a bummer because that means does that mean they're going to like allow serving beer after was it seventh inning yes I mean you have a shorter time to consume alcohol

Yeah, so they should definitely change that inning rule if they're going to make it shorter. That's a valid point, actually. They need to bump it to the eighth if they're going to shorten the game up. Yeah. It's only fair. I say we start that petition. Yeah. If you're going to put the pitch count, you need to change the inning beer serving rules.

I think that's something the entire baseball fandom can get around, actually. I think we can get this. Let's make a push for this. Yeah, the Uber, like their Uber exists now. Actually, so that's what I was going to say I'm not making this argument This is what the argument of the devil's advocate would be Since the games are shorter

You would act If the rule is If the spirit of the rule is supposed to make sure People aren't driving drunk You would actually need to move that up Shit We might be fucking up Because there's less time between that and when the game ends

You guys are looking at from the other end where it's like, as a consumer, I would like more opportunity to do it. But in the spirit of the rule, if the eighth and ninth innings are going to go by super fast, then you're not going to have as much time to sober up. It's been forever since we had a rule put in place that gives us more opportunity to drink in America. Yeah. I mean, just saying, I mean, from my point of view, I grew up going to Yankees games, and I always took the subway to the Yankees games because it was the easiest.

And it wasn't driving. so as a nine-year-old yeah as a nine-year-old chugging beers on the subway if you could finish a whole four loco before you got to yankee stadium that was the move no way would you do that philly are you kidding not as a nine-year-old no i know not as a nine-year-old that was the original formula yeah that was no i i i wasn't that was before my time the original formula but like you were supposed to buy one at a bodega right from the subway station, and then you were going to try to finish it

before you got to Yankees 153rd. What's your four local flavor of choice, Billy? I feel like I know what it is, but I wanted you to sell. I don't do that anymore. But what was it? Pirate water. Yeah, gold. I knew it.

I knew it was. I'm really glad that they changed the original four loco formula because I don't think that Billy would be alive right now if they hadn't. yeah they saved lives we just mixed our pre-workout in normally you made your own yeah we we home brood anyone got anything else i got to get running here in a second got stuff to do in beautiful sunny lake charles at the le bearers casino which by the way is a fantastic spot erin and i went on vacation labor day weekend here last year it's great and by things i have to do i've got a big meeting coming up in the Lazy River with Ben Mence.

We're going to talk about some strategy for some of his content that he's going to be putting out, taking to the people down Louisiana. So he has scheduled time on my calendar in the Lazy River to discuss these initiatives. So I can't wait to really get into the weeds with him on that. Does he live there? So fire, bro. Lazy River's awesome. I think Mincey would live at the resort if they allowed him to.

But no, I think he lives in New Orleans. We'll get into that. that'll be agenda item number one do you live here mincy uh all right well thank you guys for tuning in to nanodosing and i can't wait to get back in the studio and see some of your shining faces again and uh yeah good good stuff deluth well done deluth deluth deluth let's let's let's get some merch out there for the deluth eskimos billy you're in charge of the trademark stuff don't let me down okay i'm i'm contacting a lawyer very soon you don't plug it up Don't let me down, Billy.

It's so much paperwork. You know I'm the last person who should be dealing with that. You just have to start it. It just has to be started. Where do I go? What do I do? The trademark website. Then what?

How to get a trademark? Google. There's definitely someone here that can help you with it. There is so much follow through that this is going to require. We have lawyers that work here. Where do they? Where are they? I don't know.

Paul. His name is Paul. I'm going to walk up to the third floor. Just yell. Paul. Which one of you, mother. Buckets is Paul. Billy declares bankruptcies.

Philly just go up there and be like, I need a lawyer. That won't scare anyone. Those third floor people like have, I don't know. I just feel like anytime I'm up there, I'm like, they're like, they're like, why is he up here? Yeah. What's he doing up here? Like go back downstairs. You're like a zoo animal out of their game.

Yeah. Like, why is the lion in the food court? all right we'll work it out all right we will see you guys on thursday for macro dosing and uh yeah until then love you guys