Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter - We're Sponsoring A Collegiate Meat Judging Team | NANODOSE

Episode Date: May 16, 2023

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I want to get Arian's live reaction to the new Sports Illustrated cover. Have you seen Arian? Yeah, he's actually the first person I thought about too when I saw it. I just put it into the group chat. I haven't seen it. Let me see.

So, Billy, as great as the group chat is for passing information around, this is a podcast. Martha Stewart. Yeah. It's Martha Stewart on the cover. She's one of the cover models for it. look at the picture let me know what you think erin she's 81 years young she's 81 yeah she's

like 83 man that's right in my wheelhouse man will you be reaching out to martha to martha to congratulate her on her front page nah you know i'm allowed to live yeah i'm not a crepe but you know what i'm saying i can enjoy you know i can enjoy a uh a nice looking old the woman and say that she's a man a beautiful woman It looks good, man. Yo, side note. Oh, YouTube popped up on my old YouTube, an old episode of ours popped up on my feed the other day or yesterday.

And I just, it was the, I think it was the allegations one. Or we were talking about Michael Jackson? Oh, allegedly. Yo, Big T, the best thing that you have ever done is grow out your beard, bro. I agree. Bro, that, look, have y'all look, go look at old Big T. No, don't. We were just talking about this before we were recording.

Yeah, we were actually talking about this 20 minutes ago. Yeah. I'll never not have one ever again. That's wild. Yeah, because we were. Yeah, you look good. I look like a small child. But like a small, big ass child.

I know. Yeah, it's not. It's, yeah, I don't like it. The glow. I mean, the problem. You have so much hair on your face. Now, how often did you, like, have to check? Because I've never shaved you.

So I, oh, so. like you don't shave at all well i get edge up so like i naturally this lined up i always like i was like i wonder what i would look like with one but it would take so long to grow one that i could just never get past like i'd go two or three weeks and it'd be just like itchy and stuff and i could never get past it but then i finally just like a year ago i decided i was like i'm just going it keep going and see well fan uh yeah me too i'll never go back i can grow a goatee but i don't know how did it how long it take for it to connect probably i mean it was never burns to the i mean it was always it just for to grow out like a couple months probably so i shave every day but i i couldn't

get past the once i get to the goatee and mustache i can't go farther because interesting yeah it was like full it was just never it was always fully there it just wouldn't grow very well it's it's so weird how people have receptors like testosterone receptors and like like different places like dh t i think i'm totally probably getting this wrong

but is the chemical that your body produces and if you have enough receptors in your face that's why guys have better beard genetics but it's like so weird how uncorrelate it is to like anything else so having shared your genetics isn't yeah we're faceballed it's just something that we have to live with big when you ask big t like how long did it take for it to connect i knew what you were asking billy but that's not a problem that that most people have that's a problem that like me and you

have because it doesn't connect really on the side yeah just like these like weird sideburns but just doesn't connect from the chin yeah yeah i've been living that my entire life arian you've Never shaved. I said, I never said. I shaved, I shaved my beer twice. I shaved it twice once. Oh, I hated it, though. Like, at UT, for some stupid reason, they have this, like, tradition where I don't know if they do it anymore, but we were there.

You had to shave off all your facial hair for a picture day. And so you had, it just looked so goofy. I hated that shit. And then the second time was when I was a draft day, Ivan Reitman, the director, he came to me. He's like, hey, man, you know, you look young. He's like, but the beer kind of kind of gives it way. Yeah, he's like, wondering if you could shave a little bit. And I was like, I don't know, man.

I was like, hell against it. I'm like, yo, Chad was like 40-something, bro. Like, what? Yeah, he's pressing him to shave. You tell me I don't look as young as Chad? I looked as young as Chad. But I don't know. He's like, I just did it.

I didn't want to cause. So those are only two times to shave. Up and now, I just get edge up, you know what I get a taper on it? You know what I don't know if y'all know what the taper is. It's like a light fade. It's my time I get back, but not only shave it. You look, you look so strange if you were completely shaving. It would look stupid as shit.

Every time I see you in Draft Day, I get the same reaction of what you said about Big T. I'm like, whoa. How many times have you seen me in Draft Day, brother? Well, whenever I see a picture of you in Draft Day pop up. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, no, it's weird. It's hell of weird. Do you think there's a correlation between bad chins and good beard

growing genetics? What do you mean? Do you think people that have good beards have bad chins? Yeah. Just like, because every time they shave for the first time, you're like, whoa,

they have a bad chin. But they can't tell because they have a good beard. It is a good life act to be able to grow a beard. Like, there are probably a lot of guys out there who grow a beard specifically because they don't like their chins. Like what happens if you have bad beard genetics and a weak chin? Then you're just screwed.

What's a bad What's a bad chin Like a chin that goes That goes in Not a strong jaw Like an overbite Kind of yeah I'm not saying you have a bad chin

I don't even know what you mean by a bad chin So I don't really care You know some like There's a cartoon character Like Bill O'Brien No No just like having no chin It just like goes down

like it just goes straight from give me example if somebody with a bad chin I'm trying to think I guess Bill O'Brien now that I look at yeah he has that like inden chin no that's what I thought

yeah did you remember a bad chin like a little booty chin like Bob did you ever look at that chin and think to yourself damn

look at that thing I don't think I've ever not a fact this is the longest I've ever talked about chin in my entire life yeah Who are celebrities with bad chins?

Like Michael Sarah Michael Sarah Michael Sarah Super bad Like it's almost lack of chin Yeah Like Michael Sarah needs to grow beard Anyway it's totally superficial

Oh man He looks like it has a regular chin to me I don't know enough about chins man I think, yeah, once you start looking for him, then you notice people's chins everywhere. Like, wow, that person's got to really define chin. Wow, that person has no chin at all. Jay Leno, big chin guy. Yeah.

Probably the goat chin, I would say. Bill Cowher. The Crimson. Who's on your Mount Rushmore of chins? Bill Cowher, definitely. Wow, Jay Leno does have a big-ass chin. Howie Long. I'd say, Howie Long's, that's, that's more of a charm.

jaw than it is a chin, really. Where's a motherfucker like a moon? Like a crescent moon. That's a good chin. I would say Jay Leno. I would say Jay Leno, I would say Bill Cow or Bill O'Brien. It was the three of my four Mount Rushmore's. He's got a butt chin.

Who were trying to convince? Who's good? Was it part of my take where Big Cowell was saying that someone had to fuck Bill O'Brien's chin? I mean, we've talked about that for a while. I've said a lot of things about Bill O'Brien's chin over the years. I just never paid attention to people's chins before. This is now it's fucking me up because now you just can't stop thinking about people's chins.

And Jay Leno's, I'm just going to a picture of him. He has, is there a bigger chin? Connor McGregor has a pretty, no, not anymore. You know he's got a chin? And this is not to say that she's not beautiful because she is beautiful. Mariska Hargatay. Oh, interesting. You know her from Law and Order SVU?

She was like a beauty queen back in the day, but she does have a chin. Sarah Jessica Parker. Does she have a chin or she has a chin? She has a nose. She, her, Billy, her thing is she's so itty-bitty. She doesn't have enough, like, meat on her face to cover up, like, her skeletal makeup. You know what I'm going to? So I typed in big celebrity chins and, like, hold on, people are getting chin implants.

Yeah. Hey, yo, man. Well, you get a chin implant or you get your buckle fat removed. What? Yeah, and your cheeks. Wait, what is it? What does a chin implant look like? Like, they're getting like it elongated?

There was rumors that Jay Leno may have had a fake chin. I just saw that on a like a national inquirer that when I was checking out at like a Walmart. And I just like, remember seeing Jay Leno has a fake chin as a headline. Yeah, I mean, I don't think. that anybody would get the chin done that big. Last year the American Society of Plastic Surgery report that the chin plant

was the fastest growing cosmetic surgery procedure. Gun Valzin whether that is reportedly got her chin tweaked as a part of an $8,000 breakover surgical overhaul following her to voice from

ex-husband Don. So yeah he's putting things making a chin bigger. I think it's to distract from a double chin almost It is and also if you have a severe overbite Getting some sort of chin implant can Reduce that a lot

Wow Jennifer Aniston got a big ass chin too Hmm Oh you know who has the historically the craziest chins The Hapsburgs Let's go All right cook Philly They're fucking everyone totally knows who that is The inbred, like, German monarchy, and they would only fuck each other.

And it ended up, like, fucking them up because they were just banging each other's cousins. Yeah, the Habsburg, just Google Habsburg chin. It's like a drawing, though, huh? Yeah, because they didn't have pictures, but they had some really fucked up faces. There's some baseball players that I'm thinking of that have big ass chins. Steroids does grow the chin. I was going to say Kevin Eucalus. He's Greek, so he's probably not a half-upyons.

Kevin Euclis is an all-time chin guy. Also, Jason Veritech. That Boston Red Sox team had a lot of chins on it. Yeah. Jason Giambi has a chin. It sounded like a racist statement, but it was a lot of chins. No, it did. It had a lot of chins on it.

No, yeah. Is that a slurs? Also, David Ortiz, all-time chin-strap guy. Jesus. Chin-strap. I had the chin strap when I was like 19. and they couldn't connect there was a

yeah for that wait there is a head size and baseball there was a correlation between hat sizes and batting average that like the bigger the head

yeah there was an article like sports illustrated that like hat sizes correlated to batting averages and the like the equipment manager was the only one who figured it out because he was fitting everyone's hat probably because the guys with bigger heads

were doing steroids yeah Yeah, yeah. Did your head grow when you just do it? Look up like Barry Bonds. Yeah. Like at the beginning of his career at the end of his career. Barry Bonds went from weighing like 170 pounds to like looking like the Hulk. Wait, let me see.

Yeah. What's crazy is that Barry Bonds, if you took away his career before Balko, before he got to the Giants and started juicing up. Was still awesome. First ballot Hall of Famer. He was one of the best hitters ever. And then he took steroids and became, or not steroids. What do you take HGH?

Cream in the Clear, he became the best hitter of all time. That's the same person? Yeah. It's such bullshit that Barry Bonds isn't in the Hall of Fame. He's not in Hall of Fame? No. No. Why?

He's the best baseball player ever, and he's not in the Hall of Fame because writers are like he did steroids. And he did take performance enhancing drugs, but he never got caught for him. He was just implicated in the Balco. How did they know he did if he never got caught? Because his name was on a bunch of receipts and a, bunch of prescriptions and stuff from Balco, the Bay Area Lab.

That he went from a guy who stole 30 bases a year to the Hulk. I mean, if you're looking at it before and after, it's hard not to assume. But if you look at it. Baseball writers, they treat the Hall of Fame ballots. Like, it's, they have like stewardship of the game. They look at themselves as being guardians of,

uh, like moral truths and it's just ridiculous how, how baseball writers operate. They think that they're bigger than the game to a certain extent. And they love wielding the steroids thing over. Like Roger Clemens, not in the Hall of Fame. Barry Bonds, not in the Hall of Fame. A lot of great hitters, not in the Hall of Fame.

Mark McGuire, not in the Hall of Fame. Mark McGuire. What about Sammy Sosa? Nope. Nope. Yo. I mean, I don't follow baseball. I just didn't know that they out here.

It's a big thing every year when the ballots come out. It was like four new. are like the most known names in baseball history, like some of them. Yeah. Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire, Sammy Sosa, Roger Clemens. Jose.

Hey, put them in the Hall of Fame, put a little thing next to their name that says, hey, these guys probably slash definitely did steroids. A lot of guys did it back then, whatever. Yeah, I just, I'm a strong believer, especially when it comes to baseball and hitting. It shit doesn't, I don't think it does that much to help you.

Hand-Haw. nation has nothing to do with steroid like you still got to connect that motherfucker yeah you still got to hit it i don't i don't think that's it one i don't think we should ban steroids but two i don't think we should there should be no asteric right so roger clemens was an animal on the mound though like he almost like hit mike piazza with a broken bat because he was juiced out of his mind like you that those are the golden airs yeah those are the golden airs of baseball just because everyone was juiced up and everyone was fighting it was it was sick it was like yeah that's what i like i like those sports remember bear fights yeah i go watch sometimes

during pregames in college i used to turn on roger clemens pitching highlights just to get the guys going because it was electric it was absolutely electric yeah to get the guys going in football no no just like we're drinking to go out like let's put on roger clemens highlights and get all juiced up what so pregame with billy in includes EDM and Roger Quimman's highlights Fair fights What a fucking bro you are

though Yeah Steroids are not It is the ultimate It is where This from 2001 to 2004 Barry Bonds Won won the MVP all four years

He had 349 With a 1368 OPS 209 homers and 438 RBIs That's in four seasons So 52 and 110 a year With a 755 walks, 189 a season.

That's just unfathomable. That's wild. So John Boyce from SB Nation, he did some research into Barry Bonds in his prime in 2004. He said that if Barry Bonds did not have a bat, if he went up to the plate with no bat, he would have had an on-base percentage of 608

he would have gone on base 60% of the time with no bat but that's because he walked so much where it was like okay they they would walk Barry Bonds

with the bases loaded that's how crazy he wasn't hitting they would rather give up a run than let Barry Bonds hit a grand slam on him so six he got on base

60% of the time just by walking what was his what was on base percentage with the bat 559 in those four seasons it's just outrageous Slugging 809

Oh my God Pete Rose too Pete Rose needed to be in a hall of fame Yeah he He got butt That was gambling right Yeah But it was when he was a manager

Not a player He was a manager And he like He keeps incrementally admitting to something He's kind of like Billy In a way He did something

That was definitely against the rules And he got caught for it He was but he denied it He was like no I never bet on I never gambled on sports It was like Well I never gamble on baseball and then more years passed and he's like well I never gambled on a game that

involved my team and so he keeps like incrementally moving his apology and then people are like well okay he's he's still lying so we're not going to let him into the Hall of Fame but he was probably the best hitter of all time so silly because it's like the Hall of Barry Bonds Hall of Fame should be about players that played the game in the best way possible all this all to feel shit is stupid like I just for like the moral judgment of it is dumb like These were the ballers of their era. Respect it. Baseball is kind of like golf.

They should make between 1996 and 2000, what, when do they really crack down on juicing? Like 2010? Yeah. If you put up the majority of your stats in that era, they'll just have like, that's the era that this wing of the Hall of Fame is in. Because you can't tell for sure who juiced, who didn't. I do feel bad for players that were trying to make it up to the big leagues and were good baseball players in that era. And they weren't taking steroids because that's the thing. The minor league testing back then was almost non-existent.

Or sorry, the major league testing was almost non-existent. The minor league drug testing was very stringent. So there are a lot of dudes that if you were trying to cheat to get up to the big leagues, you couldn't ever make it up because you would get busted for steroids. But once you got up there, you could juice all you wanted and you would never get caught for it. So I do feel bad for those guys that tried to play it the right way. But as far as big leaguers go, you can't, you can't ever 100% identify who used, who didn't. So just make that, have that era represented one wing of the Hall of Fame. Design it like an asterisk.

Have it just be like eight different, eight different hallways you can go through. So from above, that wing of the Hall of Fame looks like an asterisk. But put the guys in there. They deserve to be represented. I agree. players in baseball is just so cutthroat like how many teams there are how many levels like it is such a gauntlet for some of these guys to make it to the big leagues as opposed to like college football uh because it's just there's such a larger player pool yeah we don't have to discuss

what happened in the xFL championship this weekend dc defenders finished with best record in the xFL that was pretty cool but arian i was telling some friends on saturday about like the future of the XFL, at least how I see it going. I think that the XFL wants to become the minor leagues for NFL football. And I don't know how that would ever play out if it would be, if it would be worth it for the NFL to enter into a partnership with the XFL. Do you think it's possible to have minor league football? Um, if it, if it were to be the case, it would be stuff like end of the season kind of stuff. to like you know fill roster spots and say missing you know and they but even even that it's just

i don't i don't see it i don't know it would be really hard to do um because because let's see the offseason right now is for NFL and this they just finished the championship or something like that yeah and so it's like that would just be so hard on an individual's body that the risk versus reward for a team saying, okay, if I'm trying to pull in a third string guard, you know, in week 16, could I get a guy that was on somebody's practice squad who's been in the mix or somebody who was in the X? You know what I'm saying? It just doesn't make any sense schematically. It kind of already is in de facto, though, because if somebody, like, was in the XFL and just, like, murdered it, like a team would sign them. So, well, maybe. You're just not sending

your own players that you're already paying to go do that. Yeah. So I guess the idea would be that every NFL team would have an XFL franchise that was related to it in some way, shape, or form. That would essentially be just a giant practice squad. And then you had the rights to those

players if you wanted to pull them up to the NFL. As someone who played football for the least amount of monetary incentive, I think it's going to be very hard for a system like that to happen because, like, Different than baseball, football requires so much more auxiliary stuff to play, be it trainers.

It's so hard on individuals' bodies that I think you're not going to get a system where you're going to be able to pay people much less than the NFL and still have them want to play football. You know what I'm saying? Like I played D3 probably the lowest level of football in the country. And like doing that without monetary incentive is a job. job probably wouldn't happen like you would really have to love the game and whereas baseball is just so much easier uh like you like all these minor league players are like sleeping 10 in a room living off nothing and most of those guys are able to do that because they either are being supported by their parents or you know they're totally desperate uh to make it whereas i don't think you're going to have

that same like a football player who's making you know less than 20k a season it's going to end up being like look, I'm going to just go get a real job as opposed to just literally getting my ass beat every week. Not only that, I think it's just like a net negative on the team. It would just be a constant negative. They would be in the red. Think about the insurance you have to carry, the surgeries you have to perform for the players after the season. I mean, every single sport has injuries. So that team will have injuries. And then they have to pull up reserve guys for those guys. and all it's just like it's too much for such a yeah in baseball it makes sense because you draft players and a lot of times they're not ready to play in the big leagues yet but they're going to

they're going to be good players one day and everybody agrees that okay this guy will eventually make it to the majors and then you can afford to have him in the minor leagues for a couple years and develop and whereas in football if a player is good coming out of college I think the uh like the the average age of rookies in the NFL is way younger than the average age of rookies in baseball because they take time to develop sometimes in the minors. Like it's a rarity when they bring up an 18 or a 19 year old. And in football, I guess it happens probably not 18 years old, but you get 20-year-olds. You get a lot of 20-year-olds.

Well, football is a young man's game, right? And except for like maybe the quarterback position and some interior linemen. I don't, they don't play football. Kickers. Yeah. They don't pay football. But it's such a young man. game that like the developmental time if that's why it's so cutthroat like the learn you have to

learn on the go or there's somebody else that can fill that position and so it's just a lot more cutthroat whereas like we don't have time to develop you they'll literally tell you that they say we don't have time to get it if you can't get it done we'll get somebody here that can't it's kind of they stick and so it's like you got to learn or go on there's really no development they only do that with quarterbacks quarterbacks is the only position where they're like sit behind the starter learn a little bit you know ease your way in there but but else like you can't do it oh somebody else can also you know what strangely enough and this is a new phenomenon with tight ends coming from college if there's like super athletic uh like more wide receiver

type guys who then need to come to the NFL put on the weight and they'll develop them that way like uh the jets just picked up this guy Zach cunts who is like an absolute freak of nature 6 8 40 inch vertical like extremely uh like lanky dude and he probably needs to put on another 20 pounds in an NFL weight room to like really be an effective blocker like to be a tight end so there is those types of developments they're like if this guy puts on 20 pounds and really starts run blocking he's going to be like a Travis Kelsey like Travis Kelsey was the same way coming out of college he wasn't he needed time to develop a little bit before you actually got good yeah you just you get the body type and then

Like LeBron James, Aaron, let me ask this. They play, they still play him. He still utilize him. There's really no development for, like the development is like slow over time getting you to reach your potential, but there's no like sit and watch and wait and develop you and they throw you in the fires. It's just like take him out on third downs or take him out or, you know, take him out on first and second downs like that type of shit.

Aaron, if LeBron James enter the NFL tomorrow as a tight end, do you think he'd be any good? Like, he has, does he get a chance to go through OTAs and stuff? Yeah, well, that's, yeah, he gets the summer to prepare. He ditches the Lakers throughout the rest of the postseason, and he just decides that he's going to focus on football this summer. Let's say for the Rams, I could see Sean McFay doing something weird like that. He decides he's going to be a Los Angeles ram.

No offense, mad dog. He's not a Brown's guy anymore. No, that's okay. He was a Cowboys fan for a while, too. He's been all over the map. But let's just say that he decides he's going to play for the Rams. Do you think he could start at tight end next year? Start.

I don't know who they have there now. I think he'll, he's one of the most athletic people who've ever walked to planet. So I think he'll adapt in a way. But they're just so different. The sports are just so different that, I mean, he's 6-8, though. As a tight-in, 6-8, you're getting jammed off the line. You're not used to getting physical. like that i don't know i don't know i don't know how it work out like like a lot of like a lot of football

is like leverage and and understand how to like use your leverage and getting low low man wins that type of thing it takes like years to develop i don't know it's possible but i don't know i would love to see him get jammed off the line and just fall on the ground and start rubbing his face be like oh my god i got shot the flop did you ever watch uh his seven on seven team versus k d seven on 17. Yeah, we was in the league when that happened. That shit was hilarious. Yeah, they kind of, you can tell while they're playing that they look like basketball players playing football. Like, they just move weird. I always tell people, always tell people like, yo, when you go to your job every day, your favorite athlete is focusing and harnessing his skill set for what he does. That's what he does

for a living. Like, that's a difference to a professional. Like, if you're a golfer, they wake up in the morning and I'm going to do chip shots for three hours. And then I'm going to work on a driver. You know, if you're, if like, if you play basketball, I'm going to shoot 500 free throws. Then I'm going to work on left hand or whatever. Then I'm going to do that's what they do. So their skill set is so refined that to the average person, yeah, I think LeBron would be the nice that tight end. But like to somebody who like literally there's just drills of like jamming people off the line, you know, for hours and hours and hours. And you've seen so much and you've done so much that there's like games within games and so like that kind of stuff will be lost on

them like there's so much little nuances of the game then it's like you have to you have to learn a playbook right and then you have to learn past protection and you have to learn these are and then there's live bullets coming and you're tall your target people going to get underneath you like these little dudes they little compared to you but they make a hit and so it's like all the nuances of the game with live bullets and cats that do this shit for a living I don't know man You just say straight up like LeBron James would suck in the NFL just so we can get a clip out of you and then we can put that out and drag your name to the most. Y'all got enough clips out of me for a lifetime, though, for a lifetime. We could just probably get AI to do it.

Just start producing Eric and Foster clips. So I'm sorry. So I'm putting out. So I'm Barstall. Aaron, did you see the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Saints, I think, when they did their schedule release? They talked about, I like the Jaguars one because they had the Jaguars head writer announced what the script was going to be. Yeah, yeah.

It was, it was super smooth. The Jaguar one was very creative. It was wild because I think your voice made the actual video. And then I don't think I saw the Saints one, but people was tagging me into the shit. But I think it was wild to see the reach that that shit had where it's actually affecting, like, you know. know the number one sport in America and like they're they're releasing their schedules and we was on it that's that's dope that's really dope man yeah it's pretty cool but the best one was the tennessee titan was by far though that shit was comedy fan that was hilarious and you know so they

that wasn't even their actual schedule release video they had another one that had keith urban and all these celebrities in it and stuff and then that one was just like a one they did on top of it wow well that was the best one yeah when that whole bachelor i probably was just like yeah 100 cent cowboys yeah i thought they got that one it was the colts and then i think the colts changed their twitter name to not the cowboys yeah yeah and then arian they had they had the texan Texans the Texans the Texans that shows hilarious yeah the uh the pirates from the Caribbean yeah that's just Larry, but yeah. All right. So what else we want to get into today? I had a couple things that I jotted down here just based on what's in the news. So actually, Aaron, we haven't

talked to you that much about the NBA. You've been watching the NBA playoffs? I have been watching the playoffs. Lakers, my son is a huge Steph Curry fan. So he'd be with the Warriors. And so I was on his ass. Every game, I was on his ass. And he, you know, he had to age where he takes it personal when the when his team loses and shit so i'd be fucking with him so lakers won and so now he's rooting for the lakers to win so we won what was your analysis of that series would you tell your son like why are you rooting for step soft he ruined basketball not i think i said this conversation with the homies man we had we had his debate um well first the series the series i knew i felt like i knew the lakers were going to win if they if they run the offense through

AD. Like, they're hard to beat. Like, because they're so big, they slow the game down. And in the playoffs, the game's slower anyway. And so if, if LeBron is attacking and they run the office AD, I don't see, I honestly think they match up well with anybody left at the playoffs. I think Boston, the faster teams give them a little run for their money, but I think they match up real well with Denver. So I think they got a shot. They really got a shot to get a chip, man. So I'm excited about that. But as far as, who's having this conversation, Curry has impacted the game more than anybody

in the history of basketball, I would say other than Michael Jordan. Like his impact of the game has been more than anybody and a couple of homes that was over watching the game. I would say will. I put Willed up there.

Or Kareem, because they outlawed the dunk with Kareem Abdul Jabbar. Or was that Will? I think that was Will. Is that Will? Will it was earlier, right?

Yeah, Will it was way earlier. He said you can't dunk. You can't dunk anymore. You can't touch the rim. It was Kareem. It was Kareem, okay. Because he was the only one he could. No, like other people that played with Kareem could dunk.

He was just that much better than them. They said, okay, no more dunking. You can't do it anymore. The NCAA ban dunking for 10 years. Yeah. That's the most baseball shit I've ever heard. Like getting in the way of your own sport, because something's fun

and you think that it creates a competitive imbalance for the NCAA. If anybody was ever on the fence about whether or not the NCAA should exist, just remind them. They thought that for the good of the sport of basketball you shouldn't be allowed to dunk anymore. Did you guys see the video,

speaking of Steph Carey changing the game, the video from a high school game of them just taking the ball out and two guys just dueling off and they both hit like a half court jumper like just back to back. yeah that was an old video though I saw a new one surface recently

it was just one kid dribbles it up bang three pointer the other kid takes it out bang three pointer yeah you ruined basketball no one literally no one else was playing they just knew that was gonna happen every time really Steph Curry ruined pickup basketball

yes like you go to fucking LA fitness or whatever you just don't get a good run in that everybody's shooting from 40 feet like you'll get the fuck out of here you don't practice that shot like you do what you do you got a regular job shoot a regular shot it's not in your warehouse it's so frustrating dog i i have not played pick up basketball on like two years because that shit it's just there's no everybody jacking up three and i's maybe i'm that old nigga i just can't you know deal with the

youth anymore but it's just annoying though you're like yo you suck like you suck like you suck i can't argue with my teammates like you can't hit that shit if you're shooting 15% from three stop well then there's also the kid like the guys who play with each other and they're setting picks all the way like past the three point line just so that their one guy who's like a killer three point shooter can get the shot and then you're playing crazy defense with pick and rolls like halfway to half court I'm okay I'm okay with picks it's just jacking up the threes right but the picks to set up the one guy who's jacking up the three like way far from the basket and pick up basketball that's got to be the most frustrating

thing ever because you're out there everyone's just trying to like have fun and and play ball like this is what they've been looking forward to all day and then one guy gets out that he's shooting from like the logo that would suck that would piss me off too i mean i love step curry and he's so much fun to watch him play but if that trickles down into like pickup hoops that's that's bad for the sport no but then also you're playing a game to 11 and then it's you know nine zero after this kid just like hits four

threes or whatever from the half court and it's like you're already off the court and you can't even get like a into your tempo of playing Because you can't get back on the court. Now you're talking about somebody who can actually shoot. I'm okay with that. I'm talking about these motherfuckers who are 6-5 playing center in a pickup book game and just jacking up three. Sometimes it's a good shot, though.

Sometimes you've got to take it from the corner. That sounds like you'd be doing that shit, man. He does. No, no, sometimes it's a good shot. So, like, I'm not, I don't know, man. I don't want to judge people's games, but it's just, It has ruined basketball from it, though. I just don't enjoy it anymore.

Because it's like you end up getting in, like, arguments with your teammates. You know what I'm saying? Like, I might have to win, though. Like, I'm competitive as shit. Let's get it. But, like, y'all suck. Y'all suck. Can't shoot.

I'm only not down with it if the guy's shooting and there's no one under the rim. Because shots do create offense. Because I'm never playing with you. Matter of fact, I think you shoot. I don't, no, no, dude, I get my work done in the paint. I'm not doing that. I'll take that. No, no, dude, I just get rebounds.

I feed the shooters. Then I like that. I'll take you all day. People love playing with me. I like the hustle guy. Yeah, I like the hustle guy. You're right, you're right. Billy is the most aggressive person I've ever seen play basketball ever.

You need to get outboard. I'm not that crazy. Really? Yeah, come on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you rate your own aggressiveness? No, just because I'm like grabbing loose ball. I have good ball skills. So if the ball is in front of me, I'm ripping it out. Okay, what number?

I'm seven. No. I'm not egregious. So, like, as football players, we have a horrible reputation in a basketball community as being overly aggressive and unskilled. Like, I have to fight the egg. Every time I play ball, they go, you're a football player, but then they see me and they're like, okay, you can play.

But I do, but when you go and you see, like, a lot of football players that play football and it's just wild on the court, bro. I'm like yo tone it down bro there's no there's no pads on tell me this out of our six games how many times did you get in a fight I didn't get into a fight I got into a fight zero answer question zero

no one fought well there was the guy that you there was the guy that you threw to the floor that got the whole team pissed off there was another incident I didn't throw him to the floor if I'm allowed to talk shit with people and like I'm you know like box out I'm

I can box out really well and I catch people off guard with it how many how many heated arguments did you get in with okay okay okay like four okay but you can tell that they wanted to talk shit too like that's part of it you like you want to blow off some steam and be like fuck you get your weight up like now with the other would your opponent agree with that we might be good teammates thing because i'll be i'll be on eight i've been talking that's what i do it's the game within the game i love like but i only talk shit when it's like right one of the last one of the last times i played ball when I talk I go in and I guess I'll I'll match your level right like I won't get disrespectful unless you get disrespectful I just don't take it personally that's why I'll go I'll go there with you like I'll go wherever you want to go with it I'll go there with you and so I just be talking shit and there's one dude and but afterwards I always say it's like good shit bro you know what I'm one of my favorite people I've ever played ball against I think I may even mention this on this podcast but his name was Witherspoon he was the linebacker for Atlanta

And, like, every time we played each other, dog, it was, I've never talked more shit to anybody than that dude. And then afterwards, me and him show so much respect for each other. We follow each other now. Like, you know what I'm saying? We show love to each other. Like, it's just one of my favorite players because, like, it's, you talk shit and you dab up and like, it's all love, bro. Like, and I loved that about him. A lot of dudes get all salty and shit.

But like, so anyways, the last time I play basketball, I was, I was going in on this dude. He started going in on me, like, personal shit. So I started going back. Like, I have fun with it. I don't take that shit personal. Then afterwards, like, I, I, like, I, Yeah, I try to, that's a good shit, bro. You know, it's a good game.

He's like, no, man, I'm not, man, I'm not going to shake your hand. I said, you're not going to shake my hand because I talk shit to you in a basketball game. He's like, no, I'm good. And then I was like, well, fuck it. Then it's real, you know what I'm saying? Now we got an actual issue. And if it's a problem, I say, well, if I tell him, if there's a problem, we can handle that shit. You want to handle it?

Like, man, I didn't think so. I didn't think so. Wait, so you bring stuff from off the court onto the court when you're getting into it's on? I said, I'll match your level of petty. though that we if we just talking about your game yeah but that's that's what that's what that's the problem is i i i talk shit through a level that's like really i i i'm witty you know what i and so it's like i know how to get under people's skin and so like if we if we just playing basketball together i'll talk shit about your game and that a lot of the time hurts people's feelings to

where they make it personal and when they make it personal and i'm like okay let's go personal and then then I start talking shit about them, and he woo-de-woo. And then it gets, yeah, then it gets wild, yeah. I'm toxic. I ain't going to lie. On the back-go-board, I'm talking. Billy's right when he says, for certain players, like, hucking up a long, long-range three is good for offense because it gets rebound, but specifically for Billy, because

he shoots, like, I would imagine that a higher percentage of Billy's misses go for offensive rebounds than most players, because he fires that fucking ball at the basket. He gets some weird-ass rebounds. So a Billy miss is usually a productive miss Well I don't usually take those shots unless I have to You know I like playing with a guy who like is the shooter Because then I facilitate the shooter and I get him the ball and get the rebound like I'm just I'm just trying to eat I'm just trying to stay on the court and get my cardio

This was this is not a criticism of you. It was very funny I saw Billy one time like get a defensive rebound go 92 feet and go to the basket so hard that he missed the layup off the backboard and the rebound went to the free throw line in the air. It was, that's the level of aggression

Billy is playing with and I appreciate it. Intensity. Yes. Level of intensity. I like it. I just hate losing. I hated losing so much my whole life. I just hate it. I'm with you. Like, yeah. I think we might.

We got a ball. We got a ball again. I'm down because I, I like playing with players like you, like, now that you described it, like, just real scrappy. Do what it takes to win. Like, know your role. That's what it is. Yeah, knowing your role. And pick a basketball, I think that's the biggest thing I have of people in pickup.

You don't know your role. Like, the reason why I know my role is because I've spent so much time perfecting my skill. I want to say perfecting, but harnessing my skills. You know, I spent a lot of time. I was nice, right? And so it's like, I know I could shoot. But when I'm with a shooter, like somebody who's like a pure shooter, I know that that's my shooter on the team.

You know what I know? And so I'll try to do everything I can to get them to ball and get up. I always tell my shooters, like, I want my shooters to shoot. I don't care if you're one for 10. If I know you can shoot, just keep shooting. It'll fall. It'll fall. You'll fall, you know, but it's like knowing your role.

Like, people don't know they roll. Like, you watch Steph or you watch Braun and you go out there and you want to emulate that, but you're not that. Like, box out. Yeah. That's your rebound. There's no more rebounds. I would like to see the NBA bring back the baskets that could get broken on a hard dunk.

Like when Shaq used to tear down the entire basket or shatter a backboard and then all that glass just rains down everybody. That was awesome. Kids these days will, you'll never appreciate a game being stopped because somebody dunked the hell out of the basket so hard that it broke all over everybody else's head. That was such a great, great experience. I think I always I was I was players would bring back after they after they gamut slap the backboard I love that shit yeah I love that shit that's the saucy shit ever though yeah the baskets got woke I hate them I hate the new baskets they're too they're too nice bring back the shitty ones like it and it's always awesome to watch in like a pickup game or this used to happen on the end one mixtape tour all the time somebody would would hit like an incredible dunk and then the entire court like everybody that was watching would just walk out on the court and just say it's over like the game's over because that play was so good i don't even know why they kept i love playing outdoor more than indoor because i i grew up playing new york city so double rims and uh like metal backboards

so you can like you it's like the the backboard's more dead so you can like really like uh do a layup and slap the backboard like really hard and the ball won't bounce as aggressive off so when and then you go to an indoor court after you've been playing outdoor pickup and then you just brick it off the glass because you got to like get in tune with the new who the indoor hoop yeah and it was always harder to hit shots on a basket that didn't have any nets on there that was I mean the chain nets the NBA should do a chain net game like game once it once a year a black top double the double the double the double rim if people from New York know what I'm talking about, but all the public courts. Is this, those exist elsewhere, yes. Yeah, they're everywhere. I moved out of an apartment complex one time because it had triple rims. And I was like, fuck this.

I'm not, I'm not living in any apartment complex that would do this. You can't make a shot on a triple rims. But those double rims make you a better shooter because you have to hit it like with touch every time. Like you got to. Yeah, but I already suck. So it's so frustrating shooting on a double. I hate the double rims. I've never heard of a triple rim, though.

What the fuck is? Yeah, it was bad. It was bad. I want to move on real quick because I got, actually, let's talk about, let's talk about Jha, about Jah Morant. He was caught on Instagram live again. His friend went live and Jha had a gun out again. So the Grizzlies suspended him.

I want to know what the song, what was the song? That's important. That's something that we haven't discussed for, I haven't heard somebody talk about it. If the song was a heater, if it was a, like, I'm trying to think what song would just make you want to pull a gun out if you had it on you? Any, any, any, any of the drill music shit makes me want to do. I know, I thought on some King Bond lately. I might just want to pull my glizzy out.

But you're a lot now? A little gloat. Oh, y'all call Gleazy's hot dogs. Yeah, that could mean something else, but I know what you meant. Yeah. Nah, I think, I don't know, man, in all seriousness. Yours crazy is like his homeboy tried to save him. I seen the video.

His home boy, like, he was going live. I seen this, I see this meme. I probably seen it too. But it was like every time John Moran goes live, it's every time right before Jobbara goes life. And it cuts to Keanu Reeves as John Wick. And he goes, I'm going to need a gun. I don't know.

That's just a homeboy trying to hide it. Like he went live and he started flashing. His homeboy was like, he was like, hey, oh, like that type of shit. But it's like, I don't know, man. What's crazy is watching the video. He knows he's on live. It's not like he just like he didn't know he was on live and he pulled the gun out. It was.

He was on live. He was doing on purpose. He was like, I'm bringing my gun out. It's how I'm going to need a gun. So many. So many problems. And this isn't even the actual problem. I mean, if he wants to have a gun, that's his Second Amendment right.

Go for it. It seems like he probably shouldn't at this point. It seems like it's in his best interest. But so many problems can be solved. Just stop like posting on social media, one, but two, going live. Who needs you to be live? Like who? Well, when it's lit as it was in that car, it's pretty live.

What benefits is he reaping from being live? Zero. It's a, it's a clout demon that is chasing. Everybody's chasing it. I don't, I don't really get it. Like, but it's day generation. There's y'all generation, actually. Y'all generation is like obsessed with like the social media interaction and the, like, there's just victims of it.

But at the end of the day, bro, there's nothing, there's nothing right around what a gun does for you, Joe Moran. There's nothing that does for you. I just want to know if he has a bullet in the chamber when he's bringing his, like, what? What's his, is he taking any gun safety measures, like having, like, is, is it loaded when he's doing this? Does it seem, does it seem like he's taking gun safety courses to you? No, but just like, is he taking any precaution? Like, is the mag not in? Is there ever any circumstance where going live while holding a gun is productive in any way?

You know what? You know what? I actually, I have something. John Moran Go to a fire raid today live and practice a safe gun handling that would not only be funny as fuck

but it would be probably pretty cool It would be cool Or if Jha became like a big right wing Self ring car guy He's like Somebody take that picture of John Morant holding a gun

In the passenger seat of the car And then put it into that meme Where it's like You replies when you say something about this. And it's all the dudes in sunglasses in their cars staring into the camera. Well, you saw that's what Will Kane said. I did not. Does, does John Morant not have second amendment rights? Yeah, fact. I, I actually think I know you'd hate him. I have a good reason why you'd show a gun and alive. I. So, you know, Instagram live, as we talked about,

uh, regarding with a lot of Chicago gang violence, there's, A lot of people have been killed after going live in your ops, finding out your location, pop smoke. That's got to be a clip. That's got to be a clip. If he could be trying to indicate to his ops that he is not lacking and thus don't come to try to shoot him. He has it on him. That could be what he's trying to do in these lives to show like you might know my location, but I'm strapped. Don't like you can't like I'm going to shoot back if you try to kill me.

There are no John Moran ops. I was just going to ask. We don't know that. We don't know that. He is his ops. He is his number one op right now, though. There are no job around. Ops, like, you can't say, they be beefing for years.

People that killed their family and shit. There's just no reason for you to have a dad, don't you like? John Moron. He made, you know. French? Jean Moro. Jean Moron. Jean Moron.

Jean Moron might have ops that we don't know about. And he made. just be at war with himself but he might be concerned with the safety whenever he's going on Instagram live and he wants to indicate to anyone who does him harm he's uh he's not lacking he is doing himself infinitely more harm than anyone

else could do well no if John Morant ended up getting shot after going live and he wasn't showing he had a gun we might be saying differently because technically he's done nothing illegal if he has the right permits of those guns is not in no game he is he is not in no gang

he has not involved in street criminal activity and if he is i would be highly surprised i mean i remember that uh uh that podcast clip of the i forget who it was but they're like john morant uh like just trying to emulate uh the memphis gang scene or something like that and you know he may be getting involved in stuff because he feels insecure that he may have not came from that before I like remember we were talking about that the rappers so definitely insecurity for sure but I mean we was all insecure at that age it's just I don't know I can't even say like it's a guidance thing I don't know who's around them I can't I can't make that proclamation but it's like at some point you have to realize that like and we all notice is all the athletes it's like

your your your money-making window is small like it's very small and so it's like Like, you are on the brink of fucking it up, dog. Like, who's, who's the man's this like, um, Schroeder, Schroeder to do for the Lakers? Mm-hmm. Who, like, walked away from 90-some mill and they came back and played for like two mil, something like that. Yeah. Like, just a big time mistake, right? And I feel bad for him.

It's not, it's not anywhere in the same situation, but I'm saying, your money-making window was small and your choices matter. You know what I mean? Like, you have to begrudge him because, you know, that's just business that happens. Like, I don't, I feel bad for a dude. But it's like, John Morant, like, you have an opportunity to make 200Ms. Or did he already sign? I don't know. Did he already sign?

It's some sort. I was trying to look up his contract yesterday. I forget exactly what it said, but it was some sort of team option to put him up about, like, 160, 200 million. Right. So he's an opportunity. Now, I'm sure they'll still pull the trigger. But, I mean, I think they were. He's just like, did you have to say that?

Oh, damn. We don't want anyone pulling the trigger. especially if they're dancing I wish that was on purpose that was nice he listen he's a very high caliber player that's all I'm trying to say

he should play for Washington in the mid-90s bullets got you yeah I might I might start flashing weapons I had one but it was no one there's good please don't

I'm feeling that's a good idea weapons in lives in solidarity with John Morant just yeah because I want people to know if I have if I have ops i don't know that i'm not lacking yeah the uh the don't lack challenge those videos for whatever reason always make me laugh i know it's like it's it's very weird to watch and

it's bizarre to see that it's a video that actually exists like you get kind of scared when you watch it big t you know i'm talking about with no idea the backpacks for the guns i think it was in memphis and uh it's this dude that goes around and he's got a gun and he like points it at his friends back and then he says just essentially like don't lack and then the guy turns around sees him with the gun and then takes his gun out and points it at him like right at the camera and then they like laugh and tap each other up but some of them are ridiculously like fitted out guns with crazy attachments and like laser sights and it's like what the fuck yeah or like you pull up next to somebody at a traffic light and the dude like pulls his gun out and like kind

of points it at the car next to him and the dude in the car next to him like reaches center console Someone chose his gun. It's like, yeah, I got one too. Yeah, they're home boys. It's like they're home boys and they're like, like, don't get caught. Like, without it. Yeah. Oh, jeez.

I mean, I get it. It's a different world that they live in. And, and John Moran is not in that world. Just, you got it. You got to cut it out, man. Or not. Fuck it. Yolo, my nigga, who care?

At this point, who can I, my apathy is growing large. So it's like, whatever, dog. You want flash guns, flash guns. Or just. claim NRA and you'll have a whole half of country behind you yeah yeah i mean it sounds like there's people that are starting to line up behind john that that aspect quame brown put out a video quammy's another guy that's addicted to going live he goes live all the time now and he's he's got this like older way of speaking you can tell he's like old school and he's country

as hell he's like the most georgia person ever i believe besides big t uh and quame was he was like, you, you know, you hear all these kids listen to NBA young boy. You are NBA dumb boy. He just kind of walked it off. Mike drop. Thank you, Kwame. Yeah. But yeah, so I think the gris have him suspended right now. And who knows what's going to happen with John. He sent him a treatment last time. He went to treatment for holding guns. So, I don't know what kind of. Well, it worked for two and a half months. I liked your tweet. Why are we not giving him credit for the two months that he didn't flash a gun?

Yeah. Yeah. Personal record. It's like in your recovery, you get a chip. But, Aryan, so Lakers Nuggets, my Nuggets, I'm afraid of the Lakers. I think that they match up real well against Denver. Your Nuggets. Yeah, I've been on this Nuggets team for like the last three and a half years.

kind of like but right before the bubble I was like this they've got some good pieces let's see what they can do they had a decent run in the bubble then they spent the last couple years after that either Porter was getting hurt Murray was getting hurt and I was like when this team gets healthy they will be a championship caliber team

now they look really good but I'm just I'm afraid of the Lakers I feel like the Lakers match up really well against them I don't listen to PMT but is this your Nuggets thing is that you're a Nuggets fan well it's just like sometimes i take great pride in being occasionally correct about something in a sport that i'm usually not correct about but i've i've got a lot of my personal ego invested

in the nuggets because i've been saying that like this team is going to be a legit team like championship level got great team once they all get healthy and i bet on them every year so i bet on them again this year and if my take becomes correct then i'll get to just stunt on everybody. Oh, well, if you, well, if you bet on them, then they are your Nuggets. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Um, I think, I think, I think the Lakers match up really well with the Nuggets, man. I think, um, I think, I think they have, uh, they have an interior that can, I don't want to say stop, uh, the Joker. I don't think you can. I think he's just like an all-time talent, man. He's a future Hall of Fame. But I think that, um, the pay, if, if the Lakers

dictate the pace of play, it's in favor of the Lakers. And I think LeBron has, when he wants to turn it on, he does. But then, and see, this is the other thing. They found a little gem in, what's the good name? Lonnie Walker. Lonnie Walker. They don't win the game, I think, four. I think it was game four.

They don't win that game without him. You know what I mean? He's just like, came out of, well, for, you know, late people. They came out of nowhere, and he just became a very reliable, solid player. So it's like, I'm excited for this. It's going to be a dope-ass series, man. But I think, without a doubt, the NBA championship comes out of the West. Not going to be the Celtics?

No, I don't think. I don't think the East is going through it, man. So right now, the Nuggets are favored by six points in game one, Tuesday night. That seems like a lot of points. I would have guessed it was going to be closer than that. I would have guessed two and a half, three points. It's in Denver, huh? It's in Denver.

That makes sense. So there's the altitude. Yeah. travel you know man I wouldn't be surprised if they don't take me more I got the Lakers in six or seven

it's gonna be a battle Jokovic is it's crazy like different guy what I'm saying Jokovic Jokic sorry

I got my serves mix up I'm fucking hilarious I don't understand how he doesn't understand how he doesn't get like why he gets so marked up throughout the game like he gets so beat up like literally yeah like claw marks on his arms i think that's just a pigmentation thing but you don't see he does get scraped he gets scraped more than normal though he does look like he's been

handling like feral house cats yeah i feel like that entire first quarter of the game i feel like white dudes in general be like that though like we'll all play pickup basketball and the have like claws but i think it's just like yeah i think it's just be scratching you guys just scratching you're getting scratched but but like for example like uh i don't know plus he a big dude he always didn't swipe that

probably you know what he's got a lot of meat on his arms yeah Billy hates that about him about how he's not I don't understand why he doesn't get in the weight room a little more like his he's got noodle arms his arm he's strong no they're not

he's yes they are yes yes they are Billy One sec. Yokish's arms are way bigger than yours. But Yokic's scratches are just insane. Does he like put disinfectant on them after every night? Some of them look infected. Yeah. Some of them scarred over.

Like he's got one that's just always there. But yeah, within the first five minutes of every game, he's bleeding from at least two different places on his arms. But it's so noticeable. It's different. Like, you know, there's no other white players that get as marked up as it. Like noticeably. I agree with that.

I think white people in general do. You see the blood, the blood pops, like Steve Austin's face when he used to cut that. He'd just be covered in blood for, yeah, the pigmentation matters a little bit. But I think Yokic is probably the all-time. He's the most cut player. Yeah. I think he's just a big white dude, man. That's like really, you know, ball dominant.

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All right, big show announcement, massive show announcement. on last episode we got we we dipped our toes into the world of collegiate meat judging arian's new favorite sport and we want to pick a school and just get really into their meat judging program we want to throw some nil money at their meat judges we've made a selection it's hilarious the university of wyoming So, University of Wyoming, great, great mascot, clap it up for the Cowboys. Great logo, great mascot, great college, great state, prestigious alumni like Josh Allen and many others. Participants in the Barstall Sports Arizona Bowl.

That's very true, yeah. That's also true. So we've got ties that run deep with the University of Wyoming. And their meat judging team, they're making a. come back. So their meat judging team was out of competition for years. This is their first year back. So we're getting, we're, we're buying low on the University of Wyoming. We want to infuse your program with some cash. We want to sponsor a meat judgeer in terms of NIL, have them on the podcast to discuss what it's like judging meat all day, every day. I want somebody that lives,

breathes, even eats the meat. I want the meatiest person in the world from the University of Wyoming to be our NIL person. So University of Wyoming, tell your meat judging team, you have a big friend in macrodosing. Figure out who on the team would fit in well,

would stand to benefit from having some NIL money coming through the door. And we want to go to a meat judging competition. We want to go out to the University of Wyoming at some point. See what it's like. Definitely not just hang out and play golf over in Wyoming, Wyoming, but I'm talking about, I want to see what the meat judging scene is all about out there in Laramie. So let us know. People forget, we churn out stars. We had Hind and Hooker on this show, I think before he ever started a game at Tennessee. Yeah. Day 2 NFL draft pick. Millionaire. Should have been, should have been Heisman trophy winner. Correct.

Mm-hmm. We're the reason we see the offensive player there. We could turn you into the best meat judger in the United States. I would also like me. And Mad Dog wants to have some of the meat. I'm in my beef jerky era. Billy sees me grabbing beef jerky every day. Yes.

I bet Billy respects that. High protein snack. Yes. So, yeah, reach out to us. The ball is in your court. Yeah. DM us on Twitter or Instagram. And I'll be on your rack.

Yeah. And I'll be looking to, to meet up. Let's have a meet. We're going to have a meet up in Wyoming. We're just going to go and eat some meat. I wonder what our audience is like in Wyoming. It should be bigger. Yeah.

How many people live in Wyoming? We did this. It was like 400,000 or something like that. No, I think it's less than that. In the whole state? Yeah. Yeah. About 600.

Oh, wow. Oh, my fault. 578. I would like to do business with the meat judging team at the University of Wyoming. So they were gone from the sport. They were absent for a while. They're making a comeback. Big T said it's like UAB coming back in basketball.

Football. And football, football. So we're excited to do business there. I just want to go check out a meat judging competition and learn more about it. So that's it. When does the season start? It's an all. I think they have a fall season and a spring.

season based on what I'm learning about the sport or is it a sport yeah it's sport okay or is it more of like you model you in is it a club poor sport i think i'm gonna call it a sport it's i bet there's somebody on the meet on a me judging team somewhere that has gone live holding like a rifle or a shotgun john moran style and you probably your your coach is probably like at a boy get him Tools of the trades. What I tell you about putting out them little piss. Big guns, you go live. You don't know who's watching.

All right. So I'm very, very excited about that. Big T. You got anything that you're teed off about today? Well, in the time that we've been recording the show, it seems like Miller Light has joined Bud Light and going woke. So I haven't seen the commercial. I've seen the commercial.

I haven't heard it yet, but apparently they're joining in. So I'm preemptively, I'm tentatively teed off, but I haven't seen it yet. So it's not, it's not that bad at all. It's, it's not. It's basically saying that, uh, Miller Light, I exploited women in ads. Give me, give me one minute. Let me watch it. We'll cut this part and I'll come back and see if I'm teed off.

It's not that bad. It's, I want to watch, I want to watch it. Wait, what is it? All right. Okay, time out, pause. Okay, we have now watched the Miller-Light commercial that Big T was preemptively upset about Big T. How steaming mad are you? It's just really stupid.

I don't think it rises to a teed-off. It's just dumb. I think it's actually very far right because they've talked about women existing and how they're implying there's only two genders by that video talking about women. That's true. Yeah, I think it's a very far right video. how is that how do they ever even imply that there are two genders in that video they just were talking about women they just imply that there's women yeah and then that implies those men so i think it's actually a very conservative that doesn't imply that at all i'm joking i'm trying to spin zone

it can we just it's just a dumb commercial they just like say shit 37 times or like look how edgy we are and like i think we love women more than you it's why are you upset about it i don't I'm not right Right wing Not in real life But like what what's the I think people I think people are upset that

That it seems they're trying to cater to a A left wing audience Right wing Twitter's like oh no Now we have to cancel Miller Light After we did Bud Light Wait Women is a left wind I think well

I mean you watch the commercial I think it's being like They're trying to female empowerment All the old beer commercials So annoying A female empowerment is left wing no but I mean you can see

how that ad is specifically is marketed I think well I don't know what's the funniest it don't make no sense yeah go ahead Billy the funniest thing is that they're going to find

all those old ads with like girls and bikinis and they're taking them and destroying them so like that's what they're going after like they're literally looking for you to send them like old sexist ads so that they can turn into shit mulch to make new beer with it's just kind of a weird concept like it's the actively going out looking for these is the conservative standpoint from your perspective big tea that women weren't exploited

no i don't care about this at all no no that was a question what in context of the ad because I guess that's what the ad is saying or the ad is saying women were exploited and we helped exploit them. Are you at what? So what are you asking me? I'm saying is the is the conservative standpoint that women were exploited and that's why I don't know. I don't I just I don't care like I don't I don't know I don't really care about this so I'm not the one I've seen I've seen a lot of the top tweets regarding this ad and it's funny because they're they're sharing the ad so much they're having the ad be. exposed to a much, much wider audience than it ever would have. I do think that that was maybe the point of making it. Yeah, it might have been.

So this might be a genius ad move by Miller-Light. But I think the conservative reaction to it from what I've seen and it's just limited so far is that women used to be sexually exploited during beer commercials and that rocks. Like it was like seeing girls in bikinis drinking beer rocks. Beer and boobs have gone together. for centuries. And apologizing for having boobs in beer commercials is a woke thing to do. Well, no, I mean, in fairness, in fairness, everything in this ad that they're like talking

about is from 30 years ago. Yeah. Like, I mean, and you can see them. You can see it in the commercial. The Coors like commercial where it was like, and twins, like guys love twins. That was that was the last of the old school beer commercials, I think. At that point where after they took that off, like NFL pregame shows, then everything since then has been pretty much marketed towards men and women. And it's just most beer commercials in the last 20 years, I would say, are it's like the most diverse cast of people drinking beer on a rooftop.

That's what they've been going for recently. And I think by saying we're sorry that we put chicks and bikinis in our beer commercials, I think the right-wing. reaction to that is just like, oh, no, you shouldn't apologize because that rocks. I think this is a case of right wingers getting high on their own supply and basically like searching for searching for something woke everywhere and then pretending to get mad at it because now we can't have boobs and commercials anymore. I do actually. I think I'm, I think I'm choosing Billy's stance on this. Yeah. That there were no, that I can tell transgender women involved in this ad. So does Miller Light actually not believe trans women are women?

That's what some people are asking. There was one, there was one woman of color, but more white women than women of color that I... The height of comedy right now. I just, I don't... It's stupid. It's the one joke.

It's everything. It's stupid, but... Or there are... I would partner with like only fans and, like, have, like, partner only fans models with the beer so they can advertise their only fans and then everyone's happy area and you'll like this this has led to some twitter accounts like the patriotic blonde uh and and some other conservative uh women posting just bikini pictures of themselves this woman appears to be maybe in her mid 40s so that i'll send that your way i'll take a look

so that's a plus anyway yeah that uh that's not teed off so like whatever so like whatever the left wants the right does the opposite and there's like no women in bikinis and now the conservative women who are like we need christian values are posting and fixing the beginning this this country is a hilarious show like whoever's watching this shit is having a great time this is hilarious this is hilarious but uh George Sorosso was rumored to be dead, but he is not. That was another thing going on right wing Twitter today. He's not.

Okay, I did not see that. Yeah, he had to tweet, I am not dead. I did not have a heart attack. Who started that one? I think Billy. No, no, it's floating. But now they're thinking that he is actually dead and they're covering it up. Oh, this adds from March.

this is old I think I just found it man it would be great to distract right wing Twitter if you were trying to disguise George Soros being dead

so I think that I think that the the woke beer thing is there's a possibility that all the beer company is to get it together and then they're just agreeing one by one

let's take turns making really woke beer ads and that way people don't stay mad at any one of us for too long because people just I feel like also the whole the whole bud light boycott thing that's going to die down over the summer people are going to forget about that move on to the next company that has some advertisement that they don't like they're really serious about that one I I've known don't move on no dude I've known lifelong bud light drinkers who have now are never touching and Bev again like literally it was crazy because I always used like I was used to make fun of them because I was a Coors guy and we get into arguments about buying beer uh and they are literally it's i mean i like course light and they're just going with me on the course light train now it's crazy they'll move on they always do this guy's serious you remember when when people were like throwing their curing machines off cliffs and

shit and letting those on fire this one's different this one's different i don't know what it is because beer beers trucks like people are loyal to those companies like they only buy a four they only buy a Chevy silverado like they stick to their guns the bud light guys a lot of them have totally excommunicated the beer seriously i'm telling you they're taking this one seriously i i know billy i'm telling you from from seeing these things play out once or twice and big t to answer your question i think curig pulled their advertising from sean hannity in like 2016 or 2017 and so people just started to destroying their their curig machines and their k-cups uh Nike is another good example of that when

they sponsored Colin Kaepernick like people will move on they will forget about there'll be another shiny thing that comes up this is this is different though because you think that's you're going to put anheuser bush out of business no but people don't like care about curig is the brand as much as people care about beer truck companies you know what I'm saying it's like it's integral to like a merit like their americanism like the brand the loyalty to that brand i know it sounds crazy but it's it's different with like beer wait so what are you saying this is lasting because it's that they're going to put i don't think but light's going to recover so they're going to go out of business they're sales wise because they take a huge hit in the guys

you buy the most bud light who are loyal to bud light those are the ones consuming most of the bud light and those are the same people who are like saying no i actually think that most normal people don't care these aren't normal people yeah but like normal people that have normal people are are the biggest like beer drinkers in the world and there's there's a subset that do care but i think it's a very very small percentage compared to regular people but they i think consume more beer than the regular person they're like because that brand is a part of their identity it's like i'm American. I drink bud. I think it'd be more talk like

that and only that. I think it'd be more dangerous. I'm not touching Budlite again. It'd be more dangerous to piss off the Irish than it would be to piss off the Americans when it came to beer sales. Do the Irish drink Budweiland? No, no. Guinness.

Guinness, but also they drink like Bud. Irish people drink like blood heavy. If like if Bud Light started like being monarchists, there would be a lot of guys in Boston being like throwing the shit out. Listen, we're sitting here discussing all these trash beer brands. We don't have a problem until Angry Orchard does something.

And at that point, we'll revisit. But until then, we're fine. Nobody, nobody was going to drink Miller Light anyway. I love Miller. So, I love, so Big Tea, are you, are you teed off about anything else or just, your antenna went up because Ted Lassow. Ted Lassow actually has gone. on woke. They, they have gone woke and the show sucks now. Uh, but other than that, no, not really.

Yellowstone went woke apparently in the new season. I, what is, I'm sick. It doesn't it make you like your skin crawl just to hear the term woke? I feel like that is just when white people say it. Yeah. No, just even even I feel like white, even white conservative people have to start growing, have to start getting some fatigue from the word woke. Like everything, there's too much. I wouldn't hate a new term. I wouldn't hate a new term. Let's come up with it right now. Well, usually y'all just jagging from black people,

so just wait a little bit. Listen, I'm not the one creating these words. Don't yell at me about it. I'm talking about your committee. Okay. I wouldn't hate replacing woke. By Thursday, I'm going to bring a list of a couple. We've been saying this shit for a very long time.

And so it's like, I don't think we'll stop using it. It's just have been co-opted into a, pejorative. And so I'm sure whatever term that we use to describe the next wave of social injustice, y'all will take that and use it. I'm promising you. As a matter of fact, I guarantee the next big social wave that happens, the term, the anti term is going to come from black folks and white folks going to co-opt it. I'm, I guarantee it. I can only speak for me. I'm telling you on Wednesday, I'm going to bring three or four. and pick one that I personally am going to use to replace woke.

Actually, I got a better one that we should do this because it'll help doced. That's like, I think that we're not to replace woke, but like if you listen to macrodosing, you doced, you know, are you doced that we should get that going. Totally. That would be pretty cool. Dude, I'm dosed out right now. Dude, are you dosed? I'm dosed.

If you meet a fellow macrodosian and you want to know if they're listening to macrodosing, just say, hey, are you dosed? It's like the Jeep wave. Yeah. Are you dosed? Yo, you docent right now? Yo, are you dosed? I like that.

I like that. But I also do want to hear... Yeah. I also do want to hear Big T's three nominees to replace Woke. Because we've reached Woke Fatigue. Does anything people don't like right now? Oh, it's wild. Sidebar.

Anizer Bush is the largest beer company in the world. They own everything. And yes, they owe 500 different beer brands. And they have an average. annual revenue of 57 billion a year, bray. That's fucking crazy, though. That's so much beer. They own corona.

Yeah. The, the, what's the term? Monopoly? Conglomerate. No, the, um, the fact that you have to choose is a myth because you're, you're, it's like, you're selecting the same stuff. It all goes back to the same pot. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like the myth of variety. Yeah. And you know how grocery stores operate where like shelf space is so hard to come by, especially in the beer department where they have, they do so much business with grocery stores and they're not going to give up any of that shelf space. I just, I think that they might see a very, very short term small decline in sales. They'll be back.

They always come back. There's just too many things. there's too many things that you guys have to keep track of to protest now that's the thing it's like everything everything could be considered woke did you see the ad that they came out like in response to the back layer no this shit funny it's like so just picture the most american yeah country rooted shit thing in the world and it's like when you think a beer and it's has like clisdell horses running down a country road with the american flags waving and it's like You think of America.

America is beer. America is. And they don't say Bud Light. They say Bud Weiser. Yeah. Hilarious, yeah. King of beers. It's not very American, though, to have a king.

It's monarchist. I mean, is it the amount of hops? What's the difference between Bud Weiser and Bud Light? I don't even drink beer. Calories and alcohol percentage. So I think a Bud's about 5%. I think Budlite's 4.2. and because that little variation they actually they they genetically engineered yeast to produce a beer with a lower calorie content like that's the development of light beer is actually very interesting because it's it's kind of there's a lot of science behind it Billy knew off the top of his head and I've checked he was correct on both the precise alcohol by volume of both Budweiser and

bud light that's wow they're five and four point two I don't know if that's a good thing of that no it's beer math I was it's beer math because when you go to the store and you have only a certain amount of money and you're trying to figure out what beer to buy and you're trying to figure out right

give us Billy's best bang for your buck of beer make that a graphic it's actually was the it was the Hooters in New York City it had the the cheapest beer by ounce but now the Hooters is gone So I don't know. We're walking at a store. We're walking in a bone day.

Give us Billy's best bang for a beer. You buy a 40 answer. Which kind? Well, I like horse light. That's the best bang for your buck if you want to buy a course light. No, but if we're talking actual 40, like malt liquor. Oh. You got to go steel reserve, 2.11.

I actually was a bigger fan of old English. Yeah. Yeah, but Billy, if you're talking of beer math, steel reserve is way more alcohol than an old English is. Maybe you should get with the times. Right. But actually what we used to do. You just got outfit on your mouth. No, we used to do the Colt 45. We get a old head still know a thing or two.

Dude, cult 45 do a sidewalk slammer and mix it with a Four Locco. Yeah. You take a Colt 45, drink half of it. Then you fill up the rest with Four Loco. Four Loco still killing people. When I was growing up that, they was killing people. They stopped that? No, they took the fun stuff out of it. The fun stuff. Yeah. You

finished. By the time you finish the Colt 45 4Loco mixed You're gonna want to slam it on the sidewalk Because you're gonna be out of your fucking mind I used to drink 40s bro That's crazy though My friends do sidewalkslammers like every weekend Are they still slam around on the sidewalks?

No Like shattering them Not when I'm around at least In those 2020s we should drink Mad Dog 2020s I still have never had Mad Dog You don't need to Yeah

No you should you should try it one time Them shit sucks. Did you just have it the other day? FFT? I had a mad dog. When was last time I had a mad? No, it's been a little bit. I can't remember the last time I drank one,

but I autographed a mad dog on Friday. Somebody brought it out. I was doing a radio hit live at this brewery here in Ashburn, Virginia, and somebody brought me a mad dog, bling, bling, blue raspberry to sign. So that was kind of cool. Yeah. We still ain't getting Maddie her crown, huh?

I haven't had crown in a while Oh She won the We can put it She won the tournament The NTA tournament Last year In 2020

Yeah We never gave her We can put a Like a handle of crown In the new studio And just like Rest it there And just

Busted out for new Like a special occasion We'll do a big one We'll do it First episode Yeah let's do that This episode We're there

We're all in there We crack over A big bottle of crown I get too late because podcasting on drunkness is not a good idea Ocean episode

That was the first time I ever met you Was it? You were at one point talking to I don't remember who it was It was out in like the main rundown area

And it was It wasn't an argument But it was an intense discussion With someone And I looked over at PFT I was like Is Aryan like really drunk right now? He goes oh yeah

And then And that was before And we were recorded like late. It was like six or seven o'clock at four p.m. And we went for a long time. And, and you were, yeah, you were, it was, it was funny, but. Yeah. I don't, I won't get that late, but I'll have a good, I'll have a good time. Mm-hmm. All right. Well, this has been a, there's been a fun discussion. I do have one more prediction, but I'll, I'll save it.

Big prediction coming on Thursday's macro dosing about this summer. I've got something to keep your eyes open for, because I think it's about to happen. Um, that'll be the cliffhanger. PFT's prediction for the summer. I also know, I know what the bracket's going to look like for the dozen tournament. So I know what seed. I know what seed. How do you know what the- How do you know?

Let me run that back. I don't know what the bracket's going to look like. I do know what seed you guys are going to be. How you know? I know friends on the committee. See, that's that bullshit. See how we getting work? They got to pick their opponent probably.

That's what I don't like this shit, man. You add, Jeff. to see me absolutely not we did not pick any team that we're going to play against but i i know what seed you guys ended up at do you're going to tell us or you're going to save it we're going to save it that's going to be another thing that's going to have to come out and i don't know if just well again let me rephrase this no matter the bracket came out today i know what seed you guys would be um there might be another fan vote that might bump you guys up so if there's another fan vote you guys could always improve but i kind of know

I know what the baseline is going to be for it. That's what I'm saying. I know my role on that team, though. Big T is the All-Star. Maddie with the all-balls. You know what I'm saying? I come in. I'm the sixth man.

Every now and I do my thing. But, like, I know my role. You know what I'm saying? And I provide the vibes. You know what I'm saying? Love it. Yeah. Squad.

We're going to win. I've been practicing, too. I've been looking at all kind of old sports shit. Let's go. Next week, going to be a movie. Yeah, it's going to be a movie. We're going to win. Love it.

All right. Well, do I get a, if you guys win the whole thing, do, what do you guys went? A trophy? I don't think anything. Well, if we get, if we get rings made, you will get a ring because you played in a game. Thank you. That's all I want. That's how, that's how it works.

Or like a big box of but like, no. Wait, Billy, are you? Yeah, you're a Coorslight guy. I drink a lot of Coorslight because it's the best. Yes, you do. All right, we will see you guys on Thursday's episode. We will. stay loving you until that time. Love you guys.